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A Natural Antidote

Ffe was a visitor in the city, and his friends took him to a restaurant that specialized in one dish that had made it famous-pig's feet.

The visitor found them wonderful, and ate several orders in rapid succession. FIe was smacking his lips over a final order when he was taken with severe stomach pains, and was soon doubled up in agony.

The waiter brought the proprietor over, who reassured him as follows:

"Please don't be worried. Our pig's feet are so delicious that our patrons frequently over-eat as you have done. So we keep an antidote for the pain always ready, and,

Moves Ollice to Scn Mcrteo

Atkinson--Stutz Company has moved its office from San Francisco to 220 Third Avenue, San Mateo, Calif. The new telephone number is Dlamond 3-3697; the teletype number is San Mateo 35.

if you wish, we will be glad to give you something that will relieve you."

Naturally the sufferer asked for help, so the waiter brought a powder, which he dissolved in a glass of water, and the sufferer drank. fn a few moments his pain disappeared.

"That was wonderful," he said to the proprietor, "I never saw pain disappear so quickly. Do you mind telling me the name of the powder that worked such magic?"

"Certainly not," said the proprietor. "That was Modern Foot Ease."

Bcck From Humboldt County Trip

Don R. Philips, Sr., Larry Philips and Bob Taube, Lawrence-Philips Lumber Co., Beverly Hills, and Mrs. Don R. Philips, Sr., have returned from a three weeks' business and pleasure trip in Humboldt County.