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(I got a belly laugh out of this one, that appeared in the columns of my old friend, Ed Kilman, Editor of the Houston Post.)

A lush was entertaining friends with an all-out binge, and the hooch was running low. "I'll phone my li{uor dealer for a fresh supply," he assured them.

New Mon for Tofier, Webster & Johnson, lnc.

Tarter, Webster & Johnson, Inc. recently announced the association of Bob Heup with their San Francisco office.

Bob Heup formerly traveled for Hayfork Lumber Co., San Francisco, and before that was a partner in the West Pacific Lumber Co. at Eugene, Oregon, a wholesale concern.

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Better qble to promptly fill your every need qnd specificotion.

So he dialed a number and said, "H"y, Joe, send me another case of Scotch and one of Bourbon." An indignant voice on the other end of the line answered: "This is not Joe. I'll have you understand this is the Reverend John H. Smith."

"Reverend Smith," the tippler repeated. "Then what the hell are you doing at Joe's place?"

He was born in Dorris, California, and has spent his entire life in the lumber industry. He received his early training in the lumber business from his father, who has been active in the lumber industry for the past 37 years. After graduating from college, he was a buyer for Western Timber Products of Eugene, Oregon, and then became a partner in the West Pacific firm.

He is married, the father of two boys and resides in Menlo Park. His home phone is DAvenport 2-8930.

Does anybody else do this for you?

'Tl/'"'n" worked out a dandy system of sending customers and business to dealers.

Each month, we" get hundreds of in. quiries asking us.where to buy Firzite, Satinlac and Weldwood Plastic Resin Glue. They're'mailed to us by readers of our ads in Saturday Evening Post, Better Homes and Gardens, Popular Science and over 20 other national magazines.

Heretr What lYe Do

We actually send all such inquiries received from your neighborhood, right to you, if you're registered with us as a carrying dealer. You contact the local customer, and make the sale!

All Aboard for the Gravy Train

This service to you is free! To get it, just file your name with us as a Weldwood dealer. Simply tell us on a post card which Weldwood items (described below) you carry, and mail to Dept. CDF.

If you are not now stocking Weldwood Plastic Resin Glue, Firzite and Satinlac, you're missing plenty of profits. Order now !

UNIIED SIAIES PIYWOOD CORP. Ooklond, Cslif., los Angeles, Calif., Sacromento, Colif., Phoenix, Ariz., Glendole. Colif., Son Froncisco, Colif., Spokone, Wosh., Portlond, Ore,, Culver City, Colif., Son Diego, Colif., F:esno, Colif,, Seonle, Wosh, lcrgest Selling l{ood GluewiLowooD'

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For magical woodsY eflects on hard' wood or soft, PIY' wood or solid lum' ber. For light Pastel tones, tint with Colors-in'Oil' For solt wood and fir PlYwood Palnt jobs' WHITE Firzite as an undercoat' helps r.."* **f" raise or checking' (For :;;;;; or fir PlYwood srain jobs' recommend CLEAR Firzite' to tame wild, unsightly grain')t, piit, iro'n, eil*t'd'"*" or 4 hours. quarts, Batlons' drums'