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PURPLE HAT GANG
They'll fork it over. "DELIVERITNOW" Deacy will see to that. And don't worry about recognizing this gang. It's easy. Their trademark is the purple hat' They wear them on every job. Hey, here's an idea. Rather than make them suspicious, place an order as soon as you see them. Then contact us. We want to give 'em their commission checks.
We can't find them. They're a slick bunch all right. Always call in orders from pay telephones. Can't trace'em. Here's some information to makeyourjob easier. Ted "DELIVERITNOW" Deacy is the leader of this bunch. This guy is tough. Has to be to boss the likes of "GOGETEM" Goetze, Sully "SAVEMORE" Sullivan, "READY" Richey, "PAINLESS" Petrash, and Freeman "QUALITY" Campbell These guys just won't take no for an answer. They remember what happened to their old salesmanager Red Wood. They know what'll happen if they refuse an order. So don't be afraid, order right up. TelI'em you want Redwood and you want itnou.
I{ere are a few other identifying traits. They pride themselves in being able to get your order delivered within 48 hours. Often sooner. They seldom talk about anything other than that and the fact that they have an inventory of over 4.5 million board feet of redwood, all sizes and types. It boils down to this: If you see one of the guys in this picture, and he's wearing a purple hard-hat, and he talks about nothing but fast delivery and gigantic inventories, and he won't take no for an answer, and he's as likeable as the dickens, there's a better than even chance he's a member of the purple hat gang' You'll find him rewarding.