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Science And Philosophy

By Will Durant

"Science tells ue how to hcal and how to kill; it reduces the death rate in retail, and then kille us wholesale in war. But only wisdom can tell ue when to heal, and when to kill. To obeerve processes and to construct means, is science; to criticize and coordinate ends, is philosophy; and because in these days our means and instruments have multiplied beyond our interpretation and synthesis of ideals and ends, our life is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Science without philosophy, facts without perspective and valuation, cannot save us from havoc and despair. Science gives us knowledge; but only philosophy can give us wisdom."

He Knew

Jenkins had discovered a delightful but inexpensive mountain retreat, and suggested they go there for their summer vacation, but his wife was strong for a swanky seaside resort where she could show off her best clothes, and mix with the elite. So they argued.

"The mountains! The mountains!" said she. "!l/ho started this silly fad about going to the mountains, anyway?"

"Mohammed," said her husband.

Ideal

Oh, would that some Burbank rhe young ,,,"" i"t";rT":.,:lr. job or chauffeur, and the man of the house was questioning him. He admitted that he had driven all over the country, in nearly every state.

Of the glorious West, Might patent, make, and sell, An onion with an onion's taste, But with a violet's smell.

"Are you familiar with road maps?" asked the employer. "Yes sir," said the chauffeur.

The car owner handed him a road map that looked well rumpled.

"Let me see you fold it," he said, triumphantly.

Revenge

The sweet young thing stepped into the phone booth while several people waited for their turn, and looked at her anxiously.

"Don't fret," she said. "I'll be right out. I just want to hang up on that smarty."

In The Blood

I axed de chillun fer de joke, Dat make 'em laugh an' run, "It ain't no joke," dey aezr "we's jis' Er nachally havin' fun."

I axed a rooster mockin' bird, When I had coch his eye, "Why does you sing all day an' night?" Says he "I dunno why."

I axed a yearlin'why he pawed, De dust up in de lane, He bellered out his sass-"Boo-hooI feels lak raisin' cain."

An' den de chillun, bird and calf, Axed why I feel so good?

S'i "don't ax me-kerwhoop l" sez I, "It's sumpin in my blood."

\ll/qncmcker Said

"There are many croakers this summer upon the edges of lakes and creeks. There they sit croaking and croaking, but they are only frogs after all. And so it is along life's shore, but the croaking men, are only frogs of men."

The Chcnge

"I've got a shiny new car," said Jones, "so now I don't have to walk to the bank to make my deposits."

Said Smith: "You mean you drive down now?"

Said Jones: "No, I mean I don't make any."

Dirty Reply

ffg-"\i!/hsn f was a very young man, the doctor told me if I didn't stop drinking so heavily I'd become feebleminded."

She-"Well, why didn't you stop?"

Speedy

Two colored boys were lying to each other as they lunched under the shade of a tree. One of them told about passing through the cemetery the night before, and being chased by a ghost.

"What wuz de ghos' doin' when you seed him last?" asked the other.

"Fallin' behind !" said the first; "fallin' behind-rapid !"

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Ernie Sandere, Kirk Lumber Santa Maria, Calif., was in l.os days on business.

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