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The drunk hailed a taxi and fell into the back seat.

"Where to?" asked the driver.

The drunk said:

"Drive me around the block one hirndred times."

The driver looked puzzled for a minute, then said:

"Okay, if that's the way you want it."

Lumber Seasoning Associofion Will Meet Jonuory 7

The Southern California Lumber Seasoni4g Association will hold its next meeting at Mike Lyman's Grill, Los Angeles, Tlrursday evening, January 7, 1954. The annual election of officers will be held, and President Bob Inglis appointed J. H. Van Patten and Cort Mason to act as the Nominating Committee.

So he started driving, while the drunk snored in the back seat. He was on the sixty-fifth lap when the drunk woke up. He said:

"How many times have we been around?"

The driver told him. The drunk thought that over a minute, and then hiccoughed and said:

"Well, step on it buddy-I'm in a hurry !"

Bill Reom Bock In Reioil Lumber Business

Bill Ream, well knorvn in Southern California lurnl:er circles and past Snark of Los Angeles Hoo-Hoo Club No. 2, has re-entered the lumber field at the retail ler-el. Announ,cement was made last month that he hacl been appointed general manager of the Booth Lumber Cornpany, 3491 East Gage Ave., Huntington Park, California.