GALEN DAtiI

November

Washington State Forestry Conference-November 7, annual meeting, Seattle, Wash.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club l-November 8, scholarship fund bake sale, Gemco, Downey, Calif.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club l-November 10, meeting, Tudor Inn, Norwalk, Calif.

American Ilardboard Ag5n.-I\evsmber 11-13, annual meeting, The Mark Thomas, Monterey, Calif.

Southern Oregon Timber Industries Assn.-November 13, logger's night, North's Chuck Wagon, Medford, Ore.

Inglewood Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club l0-November 13, meeting, Cockatoo Inn, Inglewood, Calif.

Northwest Hardwood Assn.-November 13-14, annual meeting, Portland Ifilton Hotel, Portland, Ote.

Los Angeles IIoo-IIoo Club 2-November 14, concat and past presidents' night, Los Angeles.

East tsay Hoo-IIoo Club 39-November 16, brunch, Peluso, Jr.'s'' and Oakland Raiders-San Diego Chargers game.

Western Buildins Material Assn.-November 17-19' manag:ement roundtables, Tyee Motor Inn, Olympia, Wash' up to l8'. Fine old growth timfrom our Yollalla Tree Farm.

IIoo-Hoo Club lO9-November 18, monthly meeting, Gondolier, Sacramento, Calif.

Black Bart Hoo-IIoo Club l8l-November 19, concat, House of Garner, Ukiah, Calif.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club 8-November 20, monthly meeting, L'Omelette, Palo Alto, Calif.

San Francisco Hoo-IIoo Club 9-November 20, meeting, place to be announced.

Lumber Assn. of Southern California-Novernber 20-22, ann.ual management conference, El Mirador Hotel, Palm Springs.

December

Wood Products Assn. of llawaii-December 1, board of directors meeting, Honolulu, Hawaii.

Rogue Valley Hoo-Hoo Club 94-December 3, meeting, Rogue Valley 'CootttO "-oO' 'Western Forestry & Conservation Assn.-December 2-5, conference, Ridpath Motor Hotel, Spokane, Wash.

Medford Hoo-Hoo Club 97-December 3, meeting, place to be announced.

Southern Oregon Timber Industries Assn.-December 5, annual meeting, Rogue Valley Country Club, Medford, Ore.

California Redwood Assn.-December 5, board of directors meeting, San Francisco.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club l-December 8, meeting, Thistle Inn, Los Angeles.

Loi Angeles Hoo-Hoo Club 2-December 12, meeting, Lakeu'ood Country Club, Lakewood.

San Francisco Hoo-Hoo CIub 9-December L2, Christmas party for Columbia Park Boys Club, Fairmont Hotel, San Francisco.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette clubs 3, 8, l4-December 12, joint rChristmas party, place to be announced.

Ilast Bay Hoo-Hoo Club 39-December 15, surprise Christmas party, place to be announced.

Black Bart Hoo-Hoo Club l8l-December 20, annual Christmas dinner-dance, Redwood Valley Grange.

JANUARY, I97O

East Bay Hoo-Hoo Club 39-January, San Francisco night, North Beach dinner, place to be announced.

Medford Hoo-Hoo Club 97-.Ianuary 7, meeting, place to be announced.

Rogue Valley Hoo-Hoo Club 94-January 16, concat, Redding, Calif.

Sacramento Hoo-Hoo Club l09-January 20, meeting, Gondolier, Sacramento, Calif.

Black Bart IIoo-Hoo Club l8l-January 21, sports night, The Encore, Cloverdale, Calif.

FEBRUARY, 1970

'Western Building Material Assn.-February 6'7, 67th annual western exposition, Seattle, Wash.

MILL worker who lost a finger in a woodworking machine one morning, came back in the afternoon with his hand all bound up to talk to the boss about it.

'oHow did it happen?" asked the foreman.

"Well," said the mano o'I started the machine like this, threw down the gauge like that, then as the board came through I reached for it like this. Damn! t"t" to*.t another."

Reporter: "I've got a perfect news story."

City Editor: 'oThe man bit the dog, I suppose."

Reporter: "No, the bull threw the con*Bressman."

Visitor in jail: "What terrible crime has this man committed?"

Warden: "He didn't commit any crime. He was going down tlle street a few d4ys ago and happened to see one man shoot another and he's held as a material witness.t'

Visitor : "And where is the man who committed the murder ?"

Warden: "Oh, he's out on bail." &

There is no cutting the Gordian Knot of life; each must be similarlyunraveled.

The world is full of cactus" but we don't have to sit on it.* Will Folev.

BY JACK DIONNE

1882-1966

"How much does that lawyer pay you?" asked the lawyer's office boy's friend.

"$50,000 a year," replied the kid, "Ten the rest in legal advice."

t*tt a week in cash and o'Impossible," he replied; "There may be robbers in the Senate, but in the Housenever!" o'All three."

The Congressman's wife awakened him at midnight, whisper' ing that there were robbers in the house.

"Is the boss in ?"

"Are you a salesman, a bill collector or a friend?"

"All right then; he is in conference; he is out of town; step rightin," * * *

The cracker had gotten a pair of shoes on "credick" by guar' anteeing the storekeeper that he would pay for them the very next time he came in the store. Some time later the storekeeper met the cracker on the street.

"Jethro," he saido "you haven't paid for that pair of shoes yet."

"But, Suh," replied Jethro, "dat debt ain't due yet."

"What do you mean, it isn't due?" asked the storekeeper. "Case ah ain't bin in de store yet," said Jethro.