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OBITUARIES

OBITUARIES

And profit is just what lumber dealers are making (by the car-load) on fast-moving pressure-treated wood frdm Baxter.

Why are profit-conscious lumber dealers ordering more Baxter products than ever before? Because more and more quality-conscious architects, builders and engineers are demanding them.

Like Pyresote@, with its building code acceptances, when they want fire-retardant protection pressure-treated into wood studs, and plywood. Or Chemonited@ lumber, used wherever decay and insect resistance is needed.

In fact, from Baxter, there is a right preservative treatment for every need... so it's no wonder that wherever protection is desired Baxter pressure-treated wood is first choice. And the lumber dealers that stock Baxter products get the orders (they also get dependable, fast delivery_ mixed or straight cars-of material. kiln_dried and packaged for easy unloading),

Get on the J. H. Baxter bandwagon ...for your share of the profit.

Call, write or phone our nearest sales office. We'll tell you more.

NCE UPON A time, so the old story goes, the fence between heaven and hell broke down, so St. Peter said to Satan: o'Some of the toughs in your section must have broken this fence down; and I expect you to have it fixed at once." o'Sorry, Pete, but you'll have to fix your own fence."

"If you don't," said St. Peter, "I shall certainly sue you." 'oOh, yeah?" replied Satan. "Whe.: "t: yX" going to get a lawyer?"

Emile Fourget wrote: "The law should be loved a little, be. cause it is felt to be just; feared a little, because it is severe; hated a little, because it is to a certain degree out of sympathy with the prevalent temper of the day; and respected because it is felt to be a necessity."

Tfe justice of the peace in a country town has to hear and judge cases of law, and also sometimes perform marriage cere. monies. Sometimes he gets things mixed up. Like one day he said to the bride: o'Do you take this man to be your husband?" She nodded. Then he turned to the brideeroom and asked: "And you, what do you have to say in your owntefense?"

The teacher asked the **, "*n"re is the CapitOl of the United States? And a bright kid replied: "The CapitAl of the United States is all over Europe!"

BY JACK DIONNE

1882-1966

Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass, so says the Good Book. That was in Bible days. ,And today the country is heavily populated with alleged thinkers who are half killing the rest of us with that self-same weapon.

o'Senator, you promised me a job."

"But there are no jobs open."

"Well, you said you'd give me one."

"Tell you what I'll do: I'll appoint a commission to investigate why there are no jobs, and you can work on that."

That Figures

A happy lrish lady, surroundBd by her brood of eleven children was being interviewed by the spinster settlement worker, and answered as follows: "Yes, birth control is all right for you; but me... I'm married, and I don't need it!"

It's good to have money, and the things that fnoney can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while, and make suie you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.-George HoraceLorimer.

Ben Franklin once wrote: "If men are so wicked WITH reIigion, what would they be WITHOUT IT?"

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