FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2016 | 7 PM | ISU UNIVERSITY GALLERIES
PERFORMERS
Sharon ShareALike Principal
@#
“Voted best smize.“
Marina Knight
“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect... Yet here I am.”
Ceduxion Carrington Librarian
Kitty Monroe
“Tell me I’m purrrty!“
Moxie Blake
“You might think I’m a slut, but hey, I don’t think of you at all.
L.A. Lane
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things, sweetie. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.“
Rose LaBitch
“Life is too short to always play the role of the good girl...”
HOSTS
Auntie Heroine “My feet hurt.“
B-Dazzle Carrington “Celery.”
XO Carrington
“In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count; it’s whether or not you know that the Chipotle guac costs extra. Buy Perfect Illusion on iTunes.”
PERFORMANCE ORDER ACT I - HOSTED BY B-DAZZLE - INTRO - Ceduxion Carrington - @# - XO Carrington - LA Lane - BEST DRESSED YEARBOOK VOTE - Marina Knight - Auntie Heroin
ACT II - HOSTED BY AUNTIE HEROINE AND XO - Sharon ShareALike - Kitty Monroe - B-Dazzle Carrington - HUNTY HIGH TALENT NIGHT - Moxie Blake - Rose LaBitch - OUTRO - YEARBOOK SIGNING
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