August 9th, 2000 Calgary, Alberta, Canada “What the heck are ya doin’ in there?” I ask through the
bathroom door. “Whaddya think I’m doing?” “Well, I know that. But why are you taking so long?” “I always take this long,” he says. “You should know that by now.” I sit on the edge of our bed. “But what else do you do in there?” “If I tell ya, will you leave me alone?” “Deal.” “I calculate things.” I laugh. “Like what?” “Financial stuff.” “Ah,” I said. “Hence the calculator.” “Mmm…hmm. But at the moment, I’m actually working on my U/C name.” “That stands for undercover, right?” “Yup.”