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2+2 = Fish A lex Vosburgh

So in my travels down the avenues of the vast crevices of the brain, I stumbled upon a seemingly magical theorem that I would like to pose to you all. Because if you put your mind to it, anything is possible! 1 pie = full circle = 2 pi in radians 1 pie = 2 pi Divide by pi and you get e=2 2 = 2-ish To make this a bit more readable let’s divide by 2 and multiply by, let’s say f, and you get f = f-ish or fish (because I like fish) Now it is known that 4 = four But ‘our’ is a singular possessive pronoun, so it can be written that our = 1 Hence, 4 = f*1 = f Substituting, 4 = fish And since 2+2 = 4 it can be written that 2+2 = fish And that is why we show our work; because if you have a good reason, you will be amazed at what you can get away with. Now follow your dreams.

Origins Scientific Research Society


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