Last Will and Testament Upon our departure, we the class of 1981, being of seemingly sound minds and bodies, do hereby bequeath the following to our survivors:
Chris leaves to pursue the Presidency of the John Birch Society. Stephanie leaves to don the Dartmouth green. Mike leaves, he hopes. Scott leaves to go hunting. Nancy leaves to search for solutions. Nina leaves with her guitar. David B. leaves as Mr. School Spirit. Curtis leaves for new undertakings. Linda C. leaves to join the Women's Olympic Basketball team. Margaret leaves a fashion trend. Liz leaves the Chem lab. Jeff leaves to fill the sneakers of Dave Cowens. Thomas leaves a party in the "Hardy Party Van". Barry leaves to start an architectural revolution. Kimberley leaves Bubba. David L. leaves dribbling a soccer ball and a basketball at the same time. Michelle leaves for John. John L. leaves Miss Gauch. Jonathan leaves as "Downtown Orca Brown." Kristin leaves to be with Ed. Buffy leaves in love again. Dawn leaves early. Larry leaves to become the next Howard Cosell. Laura leaves her Kaptain. Leif leaves "Disco-bolus." Molly leaves E.D. Lynda leaves for World Cup Sailing. Craig leaves power hungry. Richard leaves Mrs. Coontz. Pam leaves Campus. Brenda leaves her interpretations. Andrea leaves with the Midas touch. Joanna leaves to search for the Truth.
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