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Ordering Information card info
wholesale pricing
- All cards are digitally printed, blank inside
Single Cards $2.25 ea
- 100 lb. Bright White, 100% recycled cover stock
Square Magnets $2. ea
- Kraft envelope, 80 lb, 100% recycled - Packaged in clear cello sleeve
Round Magnets : priced as listed Prints (unframed): 5 x 7 $7., 8 x 10 $11., 11 x 14 $14.
- Minimum order 6 per style
Ordering: Orders can be placed by email or phone. Contact us at wholesale@azilliondollars.com to receive a wholesale order form or place an order. Terms: Minimum opening order is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Payment for the inital order via credit card, paypal, or check is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net 30 may be available for existing customers upon request. Shipping: Order processing time is 5 -10 busines days. Shipping cost will be added to your final invoice. In the rare event an item is backordered, we will notify you immediately. Orders are generally shipped via USPS Priority Mail, and tracking numbers are included. If you need an ASAP order, please contact us before placing your order. Returns and Exchanges: We will happily replace any items that arrive damaged. Damaged merhcandise must be reported within 5 days of receipt. Please contact us as soon as possible if you receive damaged products at wholesale@azilliondollars.com or 213260-1180. Product Notes: Gold textures are digitally printed, none of our products are foil. Vintage Redux cards are either A-2 or smaller; we have retained the proportions of the original found imagery in order to preserve the integrity of the design. However, all envelopes are A-2 to retain uniformity and allow for simpler display, therefore some of the vintage redux cards are narrower than their envelopes.
a b o u t u s A Zillion Dollars was founded in 2011 by Carolyn Hiler, a cartoonist and former art psychotherapist. Carolyn is a firm believer in the the power of creative freedom and the significant psychological benefits of nurturing the imagination we all possess. Carolyn lives and works at 4400 feet in the mountains east of Los Angeles., with her sculptor husband and two geriatric mutts.
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t c s u d G o r a P l o r w e e ! N Text Prints p. 30
table of contents Pin and Magnet Sets p. 31
Ordering Information...................................................................................... p. 2 Classic Illlustrated Cards............................................................................... p. 4 Vintage Redux Cards.................................................................................... p. 12 Text Phrases: Cards, Magnets, and Prints................................................ p. 22 Print Information.......................................................................................... p. 30 NEW Pin and Magnets Sets....................................................................... p. 31 Individual Round Pins and Magnets.......................................................... p. 33
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illustrated cards - Size A2 folded cards - digitally printed on 100 % recycled, 100 lb., bright white stock - packaged with 100% recycled A2 kraft envelope in cello sleeve - min order 6 per style - $2.25 ea.
Where’s Cheryl?
She got bumped to first class.
ZDC 0306 Alice in Wonderbra
ZDC 0320 Beverage Glasses
SEA CUCUMBER DANCE PARTY
ZDC 0360 First Class
FOREVER 41
ZDC 0449 Simple Living
I’d follow you anywhere
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ZDC 0512 Thank Coffee
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ZDC 0444 Sea Cucumber
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ZDC 0363 Forever 41
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ZDC 0488 Follow Anywhere
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everyday
ZDC 0376 Horses Hurdles ZDC 0223 Over 40 Mermaid
ZDC 0322 Bob Seger
ZDC 0477 Wanna Spoon
ZDC 0380 Ideal Man
I remember when you were this tall.
ZDC 0490 Cat Puzzle
ZDC 0468 This Tall
ZDC 0358 Find Differences
ZDC 0349 Dress Fat
ZDC 0500 Laugh Cry A2, digitally printed
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everyday
ZDC 0434 Pun People
ZDC 0445 Seal of Approval
ZDC 0414 My Resume
ZDC 0387 Keep Me Posted
ZDC 0378 Humpty Dumpty
ZDC 0339 Crowd
ZDC 0347 Do Unto Otters
ZDC 0506 Holding Hands
ZDC 0454 Spider’s Last Day
ZDC 0313 Balloon Kevin
ZDC 0351 Emergency Mom
ZDC 0451 Slinky Years
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everyday
op ZDC 0309 Armageddon
ZDC 0405 Meanderthal
ZDC 0464 Thermometer Jobs
ZDC 0394 Journey
ZDC 0465 Think Yam
ZDC 0509 You’re Tops
ZDC 0398 Little Engine
everyday
ZDC 0498 Idea Friends
ZDC 0508 Inner Child
Ugh... [Groan] [Groan] uhh...
ZDC 0374 Hop In Shower . Sigh..n] [Groa
ZDC 0463 Stuffed Pimento ZDC 0307 All Groan Up A2, digitally printed
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birthday
ZDC 0510 Team Birthday
ZDC 0502 Belated Dodo
ZDC 0515 Crazy Moe Fo
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ZDC 0318 Belated Research
thank you / get well
ZDC 0397 Mom’s Birthday
ZDC 0373 Hay Thanks
ZDC 0474 Turtleneck Thanks
ZDC 0511 Get Well Spoon
wedding/new baby
ZDC 0470 Toast to Mom
ZDC 0458 Take the Plunge
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ZDC 0326 Cannibal Baby
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more everyday cards
ZDC 0316 Bear Woods
ZDC 0352 Escher’s Fridge
ZDC 0407 Mom’s Keyboard
SERIOUS PUTTY
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ZDC 0467 This is Life
ZDC 0447
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ZDC 0395 Life Goals
ZDC 0422 One Day
ZDC 0447 Serious Putty
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Zillion Dollars ZDC 0302
ZDC 0507 DNA Like You
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ZDC 0456 Tofu Mother
ZDC 0302 Dad’s Keyboard
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fall & Winter
ZDC 0501 Leaves of Fall
ZDC 0367 Halloween Ghosts
ZDC 0233 Pumpkin Teeth
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ZDC 0432 Soul Patch
ZDC 0505 Turkey Day
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holidays
ZDC 0516 Hannukah Light
ZDC 0514 Hoppy Holidays
ZDC 0238 Reindeer Charging
ZDC 0412 Mrs. Claus
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ZDC 0513 Royal Pine
ZDC 0370 Grinch Identity
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ZDC 0281 White Christians
ZDC 0325 Candy Walker
ZDC 0368 Gift Cards
ZDC 0441 Santa Giver
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vintage redux
A collection of fresh vintage charm and satire. Authentic found images from the public domain are combined with contemporary text, producing an unexpected, delightful, and witty result.
- Size A2, or smaller, folded cards - digitally printed on 100 % recycled, 100 lb., white stock - 100% recycled A2 kraft envelope - $2.25 ea. , min order 6 per style ZDC 5177 You Are Amazing
ZDC 5180 Fun Or What
ZDC 5158 Online Dating
ZDC 5120 Thinking of You ZDC 5178 Netflix and Chill
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everyday cards
ZDC 5175 True Love
ZDC 5171 Coffee Cat
ZDC 5201 Not Rushing ZDC 5202 From All of Us ZDC 5177 Of Course You Can
ZDC 5176 So Busy
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everyday cards
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ZDC 5121 Nice Seeing You
ZDC 5170 Cheese Moon
ZDC 5179 Oh Puleese
ZDC 5122 Zombie Cats
ZDC 5200 Candle Flame
ZDC 5199 Battle for Honor
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ZDC 5198 Ten PeasTwo Pods
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everyday cards
ZDC 5172 Meth Without You
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ZDC 5197 So Bored Women
ZDC 5174 Touch Butt
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ZDC 5183 Many Shoes
ZDC 5169 Cat Painting
ZDC 5182 Seaside Undies
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ZDC 5173 Chill Gentleman
ZDC 5168 Taffy Wave minimum order 6 per style
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redux birthday
ZDC 5145 Eternal Youth
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ZDC 5144 Finish Cigarette
ZDC 5156 Cat Juggling
ZDC 5139 Beer Glorious Beer ZDC 5140 Hey Cat Birthday
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Redux birthday
ZDC 5142 Cat Cymbals
ZDC 5143 Dispensary
ZDC 5147 Belated Equestrian
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ZDC 5167 Birthday Fantastic
ZDC 5146 Cat Aaaaaah!
ZDC 5141 Cat Overboard
ZDC 5166 Cigar Box B-day
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new baby
ZDC 5128 Baby in House
ZDC 5129 OMG Baby
ZDC 5127 Tiny Creature
ZDC 5130 Best Parents Cats
Wedding & anniversary
ZDC 5131 Partner in Crime
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ZDC 5132 Ring Hooray $
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ZDC 5133 Congrats Embracing
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halloween & thanksgiving
ZDC 5194 Make Trouble
ZDC 5193 Cute Scary
ZDC 5195 Truly Scary
ZDC 5196 Too Much Candy
ZDC 5162 Lots of Leftovers ZDC 5164 Not Tofurkey
ZDC 5192 Who Who?
ZDC 5191 Thanksgiving Yum
ZDC 5190 Autumn Leaves
ZDC 5165 Thanksgiving Joys ZDC 5163 Mashed Potatoes A2, digitally printed
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a very vintage holiday
ZDC 5185 Over Holidays Cat ZDC 5184 Peace Planets
ZDC 5158 Somebody Say Christmas
ZDC 5161 Yay Holidays!
ZDC 5159 Skaters Gonna Skate
ZDC 5189 All About Shopping
ZDC 5186 Bonne AnnĂŠe
ZDC 5188 Rejoice Card List
ZDC 5187 Motorcycle Holiday
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Peculiar Victorian Santas
ZDC 5152 Stuff Like That
ZDC 5151 Binoculars Santa
ZDC 5150 Ass Chirstmas
ZDC 5153 Rock a Beard
ZDC 5149 Santa Text Me
ZDC 5157 Santa Bus Station
ZDC 5154 Santa List ZDC 5148 Bullhorn Santa
ZDC 5160 Man About Town Santa ZDC 5155 Whisky Santa
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t x e t cards,
All our text phrases are available as cards, magnets and prints. Cards: - A-2, digitally printed, 100% recycled cover, kraft env., cello sleeve - $2.25 ea., min 6 per style - order prefix is ZDC Magnets: - 2� square, hardback refrigerator magnets, made in USA - $2. ea., min 4 per style - order prefix is ZDM
Magnets and prints
International Travel
- unframed, 5 x 7 - $5. ea., 8 x 10 - $11. ea, 11 x 14 - $14. ea - min 2 per style - order prefix is ZDP
Cook and Stuff
Aging Funny
Gives A Crap
Life’s Experiences
Life Is Short
Brownies to Die
Dropped Acid
My Motto
card ZDC 8187 magnet ZDM 0187 print ZDP 0187
card ZDC 8217 magnet ZDM 0217 print ZDP 0217
Love is Blind card ZDC 8195 magnet ZDM 0195 print ZDP 0195
card ZDC 8210 magnet ZDM 0210 print ZDP 0210
Books Smart
Trapped Gorgeous
card ZDC 8238 magnet ZDM 0238 print ZDP 0238
card ZDC 8265 magnet ZDM 0265 print ZDP 0265
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Prints:
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card ZDC 8296 magnet ZDM 0296 print ZDP 0296
card ZDC 8192 magnet ZDM 0192 print ZDP 0192
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card ZDC 8126 magnet ZDM 0126 print ZDP 0126
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card ZDC 8243 magnet ZDM 0243 print ZDP 0243
card ZDC 8205 magnet ZDM 0205 print ZDP 0205
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text cards, Magnets & Prints
Dark Side
Wasting Time
Not Anti-Social
Broke and Fat
Excellent Connections
Baby Old School
Impersonating Adult
card ZDC 8169 magnet ZDM 0169 print ZDP 0169
card ZDC 8113 magnet ZDM 0113 print ZDP 0113
card ZDC 8173 magnet ZDM 0173 print ZDP 0173
Consuming Information
Proper Grammar
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card ZDC 8276 magnet ZDM 0276 print ZDP 0276
Come Along
50 Oh Well
Secret Code
Not Brooklyn
Wine Snob
card ZDC 8231 magnet ZDM 0231 print ZDP 0231
card ZDC 8279 magnet ZDM 0279 print ZDP 0279
card ZDC 8309 magnet ZDM 0309 print ZDP 0309
card ZDC 8246 magnet ZDM 0246 print ZDP 0246
Corporations
card ZDC 8125 magnet ZDM 0125 print ZDP 0125
card ZDC 8179 magnet ZDM 0179 print ZDP 0179
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Short Normal Trip card ZDC 8248 magnet ZDM 0248 print ZDP 0248
card ZDC 8203 magnet ZDM 0203 print ZDP 0203
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card ZDC 8262 magnet ZDM 0262 print ZDP 0262
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card ZDC 8168 magnet ZDM 0168 print ZDP 0168
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text cards, Magnets & Prints
Moral High Horse
Friends Zombies
Could Get Artsy
Just Fantasizing
Diamonds Over Pearls
Get Well Focus
Regular Asshole
French Intimidate
Play Sidekick
Shutting It Off
Good Divorced
card ZDC 8142 magnet ZDM 0142 print ZDP 0142
card ZDC 8164 magnet ZDM 0164 print ZDP 0164
First Day Problems
Divorced Reality
card ZDC 8292 magnet ZDM 0292 print ZDP 0292
card ZDC 8170 magnet ZDM 0170 print ZDP 0170
Sociopathic Killer
Pardon Appearance card ZDC 8214 magnet ZDM 0214 print ZDP 024
card ZDC 8114 magnet ZDM 0114 print ZDP 0114
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Cat Hysterical
card ZDC 8202 magnet ZDM 0202 print ZDP 0202
card ZDC 8204 magnet ZDM 0204 print ZDP 0204
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card ZDC 8177 magnet ZDM 0177 print ZDP 0177
card ZDC 8311 magnet ZDM 0311 print ZDP 0311
card ZDC 8120 magnet ZDM 0120 print ZDP 0120
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card ZDC 8131 magnet ZDM 0131 print ZDP 0131
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card ZDC 8112 magnet ZDM 0112 print ZDP 0112
card ZDC 8300 magnet ZDM 0300 print ZDP 0300
card ZDC 8266 magnet ZDM 0266 print ZDP 0266
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text cards, Magnets & Prints
Forty F You
Path in Life
Hugh Grant
card ZDC 8223 magnet ZDM 0223 print ZDP 0223
card ZDC 8124 magnet ZDM 0124 print ZDP 0124
card ZDC 8127 magnet ZDM 0127 print ZDP 0127
card ZDC 8119 magnet ZDM 0119 print ZDP 0119
No Empathy
card ZDC 8234 magnet ZDM 0234 print ZDP 0234
Wealth Good Looks card ZDC 8271 magnet ZDM 0271 print ZDP 0271
Twelfth Grade
card ZDC 8308 magnet ZDM 0308 print ZDP 0308
Tried Relaxing
card ZDC 8156 magnet ZDM 0156 print ZDP 0156
Check Out Links
Bored Dances
Small Stuff
Waiting Merlot
Fresh All The Time
You and Phone
All those Pills
Should Apologize
card ZDC 8117 magnet ZDM 0117 print ZDP 0117
card ZDC 8175 magnet ZDM 0175 print ZDP 0175
card ZDC 8167 magnet ZDM 0167 print ZDP 0167
card ZDC 8310 magnet ZDM 0310 print ZDP 0310
card ZDC 8295 magnet ZDM 0295 print ZDP 0295
card ZDC 8123 magnet ZDM 0123 print ZDP 0123
card ZDC 8240 magnet ZDM 0240 print ZDP 0240
card ZDC 8174 magnet ZDM 0174 print ZDP 0174
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text cards, Magnets & Prints
Screenplay
card ZDC 8101 magnet ZDM 0101 print ZDP 0101
Young Beautiful
Judging People
card ZDC 8290 magnet ZDM 0290 print ZDP 0290
card ZDC 8288 magnet ZDM 0288 print ZDP 0288
Wrinkles Badass
card ZDC 8299 magnet ZDM 0299 print ZDP 0299
Soul Sexy card ZDC 8208 magnet ZDM 0208 print ZDP 0208
College For This
Language in House
card ZDC 8159 magnet ZDM 0159 print ZDP 0159
card ZDC 8244 magnet ZDM 0244 print ZDP 0244
Cool Shit
card ZDC 8135 magnet ZDM 0135 print ZDP 0135
Counting Blessings card ZDC 8154 magnet ZDM 0154 print ZDP 0154
Love is Patient
Friends With Me card ZDC 8160 magnet ZDM 0160 print ZDP 0160
card ZDC 8196 magnet ZDM 0196 print ZDP 0196
Getting Older
card ZDC 8148 magnet ZDM 0148 print ZDP 0148
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t x e P T h r y ase r e v E
is available as a card, magnet, or print
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Waiting Offended card ZDC 8178 magnet ZDM 0178
Hate Intolerance
So Beautiful
card ZDC 8249 magnet ZDM 0249
card ZDC 8181 magnet ZDM 0181
Gift of Alcohol
Cool in High School
card ZDC 8237 magnet ZDM 0237
card ZDC 8116 magnet ZDM 0116
Started Whining
ZDP 0178
ZDP 0237
ZDP 0249
ZDP 0116
ZDP 0181
card ZDC 8152 magnet ZDM 0152 print
ZDP 0152
Open Marriage
card ZDC 8329 magnet ZDM 0329 print
ZDP 0329
Just Texting
card ZDC 8245 magnet ZDM 0245 print
ZDP 0245
Get Shit Together card ZDC 8166 magnet ZDM 0166 print
ZDP 0166
Functional Relationship
Tried Delegating
Following Trends
card ZDC 8349 magnet ZDM 0349
card ZDC 8155 magnet ZDM 0155
card ZDC 8189 magnet ZDM 0189
ZDP 0349
ZDP 0155
ZDP 0189
magnet ZDM 0283
Better Orgy
card ZDC 8303 magnet ZDM 0303 print
ZDP 0303
Could Be Camping
card ZDC 8304 magnet ZDM 0304 print
A2, digitally printed
ZDP 0304
Hot Dead Body
card ZDC 8287 magnet ZDM 0287 print
ZDP 0287
Crying on Stage
Blaming Parents
card ZDC 8241 magnet ZDM 0241
card ZDC 8312 magnet ZDM 0312
ZDP 0241
ZDP 0312
In Bathroom
card ZDC 8233 magnet ZDM 0233 print
ZDP 0233
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more magnets, which can also be ordered as cards or prints
Bring It
It’s My Party
Being Annoyed
Disturbing Aura
Clone
Atheism
card ZDC 8220 magnet ZDM 0220
card ZDC 8346 magnet ZDM 0346
card ZDC 8108 magnet ZDM 0108
card ZDC 8272 magnet ZDM 0272
card ZDC 8121 magnet ZDM 0121
card ZDC 8107 magnet ZDM 0107
ZDP 0220
Self - Respect
ZDP 0346
Staff Take Care
card ZDC 8128 magnet ZDM 0128
card ZDC 8190 magnet ZDM 0190
Whoever Is Sexier
Lucky Ignorant
ZDP 0128
card ZDC 8163 magnet ZDM 0163 print
ZDP 0163
Great in Beer
ZDP 0190
card ZDC 8350 magnet ZDM 0350 print
ZDP 0350
Factory Defaults?
card ZDC 8267 magnet ZDM 0267
card ZDC 8218 magnet ZDM 0218
Packet of Chemicals
Hedonistic Philosophy
ZDP 0267
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card ZDC 8197 magnet ZDM 0197 print
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ZDP 0218
card ZDC 8229 magnet ZDM 0229 print
ZDP 0229
ZDP 0108
Telling Story
card ZDC 8140 magnet ZDM 0140 print
ZDP 0140
Lonely At Top
card ZDC 8161 magnet ZDM 0161 print
ZDP 0161
Procrastination
ZDP 0272
Please Parents
card ZDC 8224 magnet ZDM 0224 print
ZDP 0224
Self-Employed
card ZDC 8320 magnet ZDM 0320 print
ZDP 0320
Won Again
ZDP 0121
Pride Humility
Not Shy
White Guy
ZDP 0150
card ZDC 8171 magnet ZDM 0171 print
ZDP 0171
Sexy People
card ZDC 8314 magnet ZDM 0314
Leave Mansion?
Bitchy Persona
Uncomfortable Silences
card ZDC 8252 magnet ZDM 0252 print
ZDP 0252
ZDP 0313
card ZDC 8176 magnet ZDM 0176 print
ZDP 0176
Without Weed
card ZDC 8191 magnet ZDM 0191
card ZDC 8313 magnet ZDM 0313
ZDP 0215
ZDP 0107
card ZDC 8150 magnet ZDM 0150
card ZDC 8215 magnet ZDM 0215 print
ZDP 0315
card ZDC 8343 magnet ZDM 0343 print
ZDP 0343
ZDP 0191
card ZDC 8250 magnet ZDM 0250 print
ZDP 0250
How Could You
card ZDC 8189 magnet ZDM 0189 print
ZDP 0189
Right Entitlement card ZDC 8144 magnet ZDM 0144 print
ZDP 0144
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ZDP 0110
Kind of Whorehouse card ZDC 8251 magnet ZDM 0251 print
ZDP 0251
That Virginity! card ZDC 8212 magnet ZDM 0212 print
ZDP 0212
Rhetorical Questions card ZDC 8342 magnet ZDM 0342 print
ZDP 0342
Maxed Awesome
card ZDC 8321 magnet ZDM 0321 print
ZDP 0321
You Tube
card ZDC 8269 magnet ZDM 0269 print
ZDP 0269
Narrow Mind
card ZDC 8277 magnet ZDM 0277 print
ZDP 0277
Tantrums Kids
card ZDC 8351 magnet ZDM 0351 print
ZDP 0351
Delusions Don’t Fail
card ZDC 8115 magnet ZDM 0115 print
ZDP 0115
Googled Child
card ZDC 8130 magnet ZDM 0130 print
ZDP 0130
Leave Party
card ZDC 8282 magnet ZDM 0282 print
ZDP 0282
Rejection Firsthand card ZDC 8285 magnet ZDM 0285 print
ZDP 0285
Loving You Wrong card ZDC 8180 magnet ZDM 0180 print
ZDP 0180
Codependent
card ZDC 8147 magnet ZDM 0147 print
ZDP 0147
Huge Muscles
card ZDC 8157 magnet ZDM 0157 print
ZDP 0157
Lazy Beers
card ZDC 8302 magnet ZDM 0302 print
ZDP 0302
Constant Adoration card ZDC 8102 magnet ZDM 0102 print
ZDP 0102
Godfather
card ZDC 8261 magnet ZDM 0261 print
ZDP 0261
Tolerance Drinking card ZDC 8230 magnet ZDM 0230 print
ZDP 0230
Old Incredibly Cool
card ZDC 8254 magnet ZDM 0254 print
ZDP 0254
Life Partner
card ZDC 8194 magnet ZDM 0194 print
ZDP 0194
Spanking
card ZDC 8260 magnet ZDM 0260 print
ZDP 0260
Buy Me Drinks
card ZDC 8264 magnet ZDM 0264 print
ZDP 0264
Whatever Teenagers card ZDC 8188 magnet ZDM 0188 print
ZDP 0188
All the Apologizing card ZDC 8146 magnet ZDM 0146 print
ZDP 0146
Signature Style card ZDC 8283 magnet ZDM 0283 print
ZDP 0283
Din Narcissism
card ZDC 8136 magnet ZDM 0136 print
ZDP 0136
Recycle More
card ZDC 8162 magnet ZDM 0162 print
ZDP 0162
Take Naps
card ZDC 8307 magnet ZDM 0307 print
ZDP 0307
Gold One
card ZDC 8165 magnet ZDM 0165 print
ZDP 0165
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Hot Right Now
card ZDC 8110 magnet ZDM 0110
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prints - Illustrated and text cards are available as prints - Digitally printed with archival inks - Thick chipboard backing and cello sleeve - Minimum order 2 per style - Wholesale prices, unframed 5” x 7” - $7. 8” x 10” - $11. 11” x 14” - $14.
To order prints from illustrated cards, use prefix ZDP (Zillion Dollars Prints) with 4 digit item number of the card. To order prints from text cards, use print item # listed with text phrase. Please specify size.
“I keep thinking, one more hurdle, and then I’ll be happy.”
My Mom’s Computer Keyboard SENDS PUBLISHES ERASES DON'T VIRUSES TO ALL YOUR MESSES UP CARD TOUCH SOFTWARE CREDIT INFO WORK THIS ONE EVERYONE FORWARD NOW THE IRREVERSIBLE ALL NOW IT’S DELETES ANY CUTE SCREEN IMPORTANT ALL BLANK DAMAGE KEY STORY IS FROZEN FILES SENDS MONEY MY EMAIL POST SAME WAIT WHAT THIS BUTTON TO NIGERIAN BETTER JUST COMMENT JUST BREAKS DISAPPEARED 3 TIMES PRINCE CALL HAPPENED? COMPUTER
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pin and magnet sets! Quite possibly the most fun gifts of the century.
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- 1.25” DIAMETER - COLORS VARY - AVAILABLE AS EITHER PIN SETS OR MAGNET SETS - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
1.25” diameter WHOLESALE PRICE
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 7 Magnets - Set of 7
SC -105 SC -105
7 Deadly Pins
$8 $8
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM # I’m Sorry Set
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 12 Magnets - Set of 12
SA - 101 SA - 102
WHOLESALE PRICE
1.25” diameter
$11. $11.
Taxonomy
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SB -103 SB -104
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
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These sets were created as an excuse to see the word “tooshie” in print. Or is it “tushy?” We felt the need to include all the different spelling, resulting in two separate sets of Butt Buttons, 10 different words in each set (with the title word “Butt” included in both).
SET A - Tush, Bottom, Tooshie, Rear End, Rump, Gluteus Maximus, Heinie, Butt, Ass, Derrière
1.25” diameter Butt Buttons Set A
butt buttons
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 10 Magnets - Set of 10
SD - 107 SD - 107
WHOLESALE PRICE
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
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$10. $10.
SET B - Tooshy, Behind, Bum, Fanny, Tookus, Butt, Hiney, Tooshy, Booty, Rear
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COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
$8. $8.
1.25” diameter
set b nn
1.25” diameter Butt Buttons Set B
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 10 Magnets - Set of 10
SD - 109 SD - 110
WHOLESALE PRICE
$10. $10.
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
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pin and magnet sets
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1.25” diameter Planets
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SF - 113 SF - 114
WHOLESALE PRICE
1.25” diameter
$8. $8.
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM # NonCommital
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SG - 115 SG - 116
WHOLESALE PRICE
$8. $8.
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
1.25” diameter ITEM #
Pins - Set of 10 Magnets - Set of 10
SE - 111 SE - 112
WHOLESALE PRICE
$10. $10.
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Common Dreams
PRODUCT TYPE
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
a 40th birthday party favors
1.25” diameter One of our best-selling products is now available as a set of smart-ass party favors! Our magnets and cards with this particular phrase are popular world-wide. Now the birthday girl or guy can spread the sarcasm all around the party. This is an excellent way to get party guests into the joyful and defiant spirit of aging.
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A2, digitally printed
Forty F You 8 pack
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SH - 117 SH - 118
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
$8. $8.
Forty F You 20 pack
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 20 Magnets - Set of 20
SH - 119 SH - 120
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
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WHOLESALE PRICE
$15. $15.
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individual pins and magnets - 1.25” magnets or pins - made in USA with sturdy steel backing
actual size of all ourround buttons
1.25”
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faces
button buttons
TOTAL UNITS
QUANTITY
16 8 colors, 2 of each 32 16 colors, 2 of each
PRODUCT TYPE
Available as Pins only
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
TOTAL UNITS
B - 107 B - 108
$16. $30.
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10 faces, 1 of each
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20 faces, 1 of each
QUANTITY
PRODUCT TYPE
letters
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A2, digitally printed
TOTAL UNITS QUANTITY
PRODUCT TYPE
50 2 of ea letter, 1 of X and U All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins All Magnets 100 statistically informed All Pins frequency of initials Mix Magnets and Pins
ITEM #
C - 109 C - 110 C - 111 C - 112 C - 113 C - 114
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
ITEM #
A - 101 A - 102 A - 103 A - 104 A - 105 A - 106
WHOLESALE PRICE
$10. $10. $10. $18. $18. $18.
WHOLESALE PRICE
$45. $45. $45. $95. $95. $95.
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w o r d ! A big bowl of these brightly colored, shiny words is as irresistable as candy (but with zero calories!). We have been told that sifting through them is extremely therapeutic, and customers have been known to spend extended amounts of time reading one after another looking for just the right one.
TOTAL UNITS QUANTITY
30 30 misc words
90
90 misc words
225 full set - all words
PRODUCT TYPE
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
ITEM #
D - 115 D - 116 D - 117 D - 118 D - 119 D - 120 D - 121 D - 122 D - 123
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WHOLESALE PRICE
$30. $30. $30. $85. $85. $85. $210. $210. $210.
feeling political? Trump pins a
(and maybe a little snarky?)
Destined to become collector’s items, for when your children or grandchildren simply can’t believe this political turn of events occurred. Our Republican candidate’s family name was Drumpf, so we’re celebrating his origins, as well as his very own phrases that need no adornment to be entertaining.
TOTAL UNITS
QUANTITY
PRODUCT TYPE
32 2 of each design 64 4 of each design
Available as Pins only
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
F - 133 F - 134
$30. $60.
1.25” diameter
random funny phrases Ask me about kicking ass
ex-cool person
1.25” diameter TOTAL DESIGN UNITS
10 Ex-Cool Person misc colors
1.25” diameter
1.25” diameter PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
G - 135 G - 136 G - 137
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WHOLESALE PRICE
$10. $10. $10.
TOTAL DESIGN UNITS
10 Kicking Ass misc colors
ITEM #
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
H - 138 H - 139 H - 140
$10. $10. $10.
Baby’s 39th* Christmas *AND EVERY OTHER AGE TOO These super cute stocking stuffers are incredibly fun and they get laughs from all ages. Why should babies be the only ones to celebrate the annual arrival of the holidays? TOTAL UNITS QUANTITY
A2, digitally printed
WHOLESALE PRICE
PRODUCT TYPE
60
Mini Set 2 ea. ages 20-50
120
Medium Set 2 ea. ages 15-75
180
Full Set 2 ea. ages 12-102
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
E - 124 E - 125 E - 126 E - 127 E - 128 E - 129
$55. $55. $55. $110. $110. $110.
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
E - 130 E - 131 E - 132
$165. $165. $165.
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