November 29, 2012
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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love in a cat. If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…oh wait, he does. Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution. Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote. Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter. Vegetarian: Native American word for “lousy hunter.”
Death Notices Maria T. Contreras, 65, of Valley Center, CA., passed away on November 25, 2012. J. Adan G. Nieto, 65, of Escondido, CA., passed away on November 25, 2012. Baldomero S. Vega, 90, of Escondido, CA., passed away on November 21, 2012. Frances D. Schlosser, 89, of Escondido, CA. passed away on November 20, 2012. Evelyn C. Bakko, of Escondido, Ca., passed away on November 24, 2012. Loren B. Davis, 71, of Palomar Mountain, CA., passed away on November 17, 2012.
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