The Paper • Page 8 • November 05, 2015
‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 7
They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.
Cool,they thought! Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy ...
Then they turned the page - On the second page was written ... For 95 points:
Which tire? _________ ••••• With the political scene advancing, a word of advice to all real and potential candidates: Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you piss them off they're a mile away and barefoot. ••••• When a duck sees something falling, does it yell human? ••••• Lyle's Postulate: If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his child a drum. ••••• Lyle's Second Postulate and his First International definition): French nymphomaniac: Goes oui oui oui all the way home. ••••• Random thoughts that intrigued me: Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick this book I didn't want to be read to out of up for?'" ~ Winston Churchill ~
"There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window." ~ Evan Esar ~
"Some girls fight against being caressed, while others take it lying down." ~ Anon ~ ••••• Advice from a Retired Husband: It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
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