The Paper • Page 7 • June 04, 2015
‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 5
AVOID BEING “WIPED OUT” BY NURSING HOME COSTS
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
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"No," said another. "He's just for good luck.”
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‘Letters to the Editor’ Cont. from Page 5
Escondido is not immune.
A recent survey conducted by Vista Community Clinic observed 136 Escondido businesses selling e-cigarettes and tobacco products. Among them, 65 percent sold at least one type of e-cigarette. In addition, 91 percent of gas stations and 73 percent of convenience stores sold e-cigarettes, and these stores are often visited by teens.
To combat youth access, more than 100 cities and counties in California have adopted a local tobacco retail licensing (TRL) ordinance, including four cities in San Diego. Under a TRL ordinance, the city or county government requires all businesses to obtain a license in exchange for responsibly selling tobacco products. This includes checking for valid IDs and posting age-of-sale warning signs. Retailers must also pay a fee, with revenues dedicated to law enforcement programs that protect youth from illegal tobacco sales.
A strong TRL ordinance, paired with local education and dedicated funds for enforcement, has been proven effective in decreasing rates of illegal tobacco sales to minors across the state. Of course, not all retailers illegally sell e-cigarettes to minors, but a TRL ordinance requires all retailers to act responsibly – ultimately creating a safer retail environment for everyone. /s/Gena Knutson, Escondido, CA.
Dog Lover
My husband really enjoys your paper. Thank you! Was glad to see your animal information in several of your issues too - kudos!
Marilyn Shea Attorney
I've been working with animal shelters and animals for over 15 years being an animal communicator besides being a copywriter for advertising agencies since 1986. I'd love to submit articles if you'd allow me?
Thanks for any consideration! And thanks for such a wonderful paper!! Cindy Richardson San Diego County, CA.
Editor’s Note: Sure, submit. We look at all submissions. Can’t guarantee publication but will guarantee we’ll at least take a look. Send submission via email to: thepaper@cox.net Fire Department Negligence?
Dear Sir,
In your published letter, you state that you have been admonished by medical professionals to go to the emergency room if your blood sugar is over 400. You choose to ignore this advice because it would inconvenience you. You say you will agree to them responding to your doorstep between midnight and 1 A.M. only if they respond without lights and siren which increases their response time and then complain that they took too long. By doing this, you are tying up the primary units for tens of thousands of citizens who can experience an emergency, (non-breathing infant, fire igniting in the home of a sleeping family, vehicle accident, etc.) for an even longer period of time because you want your whims catered to in a "low key manner.”
When they arrive, you basically tell them you just want to be told what you already know, you are experiencing a hyperglycemic episode, but you don't want any treatment. Paramedics cannot administer insulin, only physicians.
‘Letters to the Editor’ Cont. on Page 11
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." 14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog. Signs of the Times
Sign over a Gynecologist Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow
The Battle of San Jacinto
Nearly every American has heard of “The Alamo,” but other than being a car rental agency, few know it’s an old Spanish mission located in downtown San Antonio where the 1836 Texas Revolution began against Mexico.
At the Alamo, the Texans were badly outnumbered and under siege by Mexican Gen. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna’s 6,000plus troops, making it impossible for the 200-odd Texas defenders to prevail. All were eventually killed. A smaller contingent of 300 Texas militia at Goliad was slaughtered by Santa Anna after they had surrendered. The Alamo and
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop:
‘Chuckles’ Cont. on Page 11
Goliad became rallying cries that fueled the revolution. The battles at the Alamo and Goliad kept Santa Anna’s troops engaged giving valuable time for Sam Houston to gather and train his growing Texas army.
The climactic Battle of San Jacinto was fought on April 21, 1836, in what is present-day Harris County, Texas. It was the decisive battle of the revolution. Santa Anna had sent most of his troops back toward Mexico, leaving less than 1,500 with him. His victories at the Alamo and Goliad left Santa Anna over-confident. Houston’s rag-tag Texas Army of some 900 farmers, ranchers, cowboys, shopkeepers, and adventurers surprised the Mexican during siesta time. The Texans won a fight that lasted a mere 18 minutes. More than 600 Mexican soldiers were killed and another 700 captured. Only nine Texans died. Santa Anna was captured the following day when he was discovered hiding as a common soldier among his POW troops. Santa Anna signed the peace treaty with Houston, which forced the entire Mexican army leave Texas.
‘Tom Morrow’ Cont. on Page 9