The Paper • Page 8 • January 28, 2016
‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 7
vacy of his castle, an old ugly woman? Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard." •••••
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below.
BUT -- make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story? The moral is --
If you don't let a woman have her own way...Things are going to get ugly.... ••••• It seems I can't do anything right. As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my
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