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its pursuit and allow John to escape. You then jump onto your Marley Davidson with John on the back, but the T1000 is in hot pursuit in a truck! Recreating a scene from the originti Terminator movie. Arnie starts twiddling with his arm for level three s sliding puzzle, then it's back to the violence. The three game slyles repeat with slight variations for Ihe remaining levels of the game. The beat- em-up sections have different backdrops. Amie s bike is swopped for a SWAT van and the puzzle is to repair the big man s eye.
Arnie and his pals are back again ,, y Terminator. One of its own kind. This is where you come in. with a blockbusting game of the smash hit movie. ^ H HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! NICK ROBERTS often gets W m M Vou play Arnie as the T101 mistaken for the Terminator Terminator and have seven levels of when he carries that Oozy 9mm aclton to attempt. Level one sees you around with him (and 'cos of his bulging face to face with the TtOOO. fighting muscles and macho stance, ha ha —Ed) ihe shape-shifting machine fo delay • Plastic surgery doesn't work lor e v e r y o n e . so he got to do the review...! been drunk when he did this one.
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attempt to destroy Ihe leader of the lt's the future, and the rebels when he was at his most ultimate horror has come vulnerable — a child. true. Man and machine no * longer live in perfect harmony. It's The year is 1994 and John Conner war, but despite the machines having is in danger. With a Terminator out awesome power and strength, the for his blood, he doesn't stand a rebels are still winning. The chance on his Own. In a bid to save computer that controls all the their leader from destruction, the machines soon had Ihe solution, rebels have sent a warrior of their sending a Terminator back in lime to own back in time to battle against the • Gosh Arnie, you are just sooo dreamy. Even the T1000 is melting at your feet.
excuse to see Arnie naked —Ed.) • 2 : The Sky net —j defencc machine which started the machine T e R M I f S U S T O R 2 rebellion was devised from the chip in Arnie's arm, which fell off before Sarah Connor wasted him in the first PARADOX CORNER Terminator film. Bui the Skynel machine wouldn't have been invented ii Arnic hadn't erminator II: Judgement Day, the movie, is come back. And he only came back because of absolutely magic — except when you try to the Skynet machine, so it's a circle of work out the logic of the lime travel aspect. After impossibilities. Who devised Arnie's chip in the hours and hours of arguing, we at CRASH first place? Answer: Nobody, therefore it could Towers decided the situation was completely not exist. impossible, there wasn t any logic and Ihe whole scenario s rubbish. Here's why: • 3: Al the end ot Terminator II. all traces of • M l inorganic matter won t go through the time both machines are destroyed, and the world is machine, the two metallic Terminators shouldn i saved from its dreadful fate. If lhat s the case. have arrived intact. (Mind you, it was a good John Connor, who was conceived ol someone
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he sent back from Ihe future, should have disappeared as soon as Arme kicks oft. because without the Terminator, there wouldn t have been a machine rebellion and time machine. Therefore, there would've been no way a man from the future could ve sired young John. • 4: The scientist who invented Skynel blew himsell up halfway through the film, along with Arnie s old arm. In which case, Arnie. John Connor and Ihe T1000 should have disappeared because they would never have existed, etc. • 5: A nice girl like Sarah Connor wouldn't sleep with someone Ihe first night so John wouldn't have been conceived — she would have waited until she was married, surely? • Well there y go — there s five impossibilities (well, four and a possibility loo shocking lo contemplate). Anyone who thinks they can work it out and make sense ot the film ought to check themselves into a mental hospital as soon as possible.