Television Saturday, November 23, 2013
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Sunday, November 24, 2013 TV ONE
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TV TWO
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TV THREE
FOUR
6am Rural Delivery 3 6:25 60 Minute Makeover 3 7:10 Sunday 3 0 7:35 Tagata Pasifika 8am Praise Be 8:30 Attitude 0 9am F Q+A 10am Marae Investigates 10:30 Waka Huia 11am Neighbourhood 0 11:30 NZ Stories PGR 3 0 Noon Football – English Premier League Everton v Liverpool. 2pm Help! My House Is Falling Down 3 0 3pm Billy Connolly’s Route 66 PGR 3 0 4pm Radar’s Patch 3 0 4:30 SPCA Rescue 3 0 5pm F Our World – Survival Tales From The Wild 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Sunday 0 7:30 New Zealand’s Got Talent 0 8:30 A Place to Call Home AO Sarah and George begin a secret affair, and start meeting at the cottage, but George is frustrated by the fact they have to keep it hidden. 0 9:30 F Last Tango in Halifax AO Celia reacts badly to John’s revelation that Caroline is gay. 0 10:35 Offspring AO 3 0
6am Tiki Tour 0 6:25 Fireman Sam 3 0 6:35 Jungle Junction 3 0 7am The Looney Tunes Show 3 0 7:20 Back At The Barnyard 3 0 7:43 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 7:45 Rated A For Awesome 3 0 8:10 The Penguins Of Madagascar 3 0 8:35 Kung Fu Panda 3 0 9am SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 9:25 Mad PGR 3 0 9:35 Prankstars 10am Shortland Street Omnibus PGR 0 Noon M Geek Charming PGR 2011 Comedy Crime. Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop, Sasha Pieterse. 2pm New Zealand’s Got Talent 0 3pm The Neighbors PGR 3 0 3:30 Home And Away Omnibus 0 6pm Hart Of Dixie 0 7pm F The Middle – Christmas Special 3 0 7:30 F Total Blackout PGR 0 8pm F Betty White’s Off their Rockers PGR 0 8:30 M You Don’t Mess with the Zohan AO 2008 Comedy. Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider. 0 10:45 M Faces in the Crowd AO 2011 Horror. Milla Jovovich, Julian McMahon.
6am Life TV 6:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong 7am Charles Stanley 8am Universal Church Of The Kingdom Of God 8:30 Turning Point With David Jeremiah 9am Think Tank 9:30 Missing Pieces 3 10am The Nation 11am The Best Of Campbell Live Noon Ross Kemp – Battle For The Amazon PGR 1pm King Of Dirt 3 2pm Jetsprinting – New Zealand Championship Round Two – Featherston. 2:25 Jetsprinting – New Zealand Championship Round Three – Meremere. 2:50 Motorsport – Speedway Grand Prix 3:45 Motorsport – US Formula Drift Championship 4:15 Motorsport – MotoGP 5pm World’s Deadliest Roads 3 0 5:30 World’s Deadliest Roads 3 0 6pm 3 News 7pm M Johnny English PGR 3 2003 Comedy. When all but one of MI5’s top agents are killed, the inept Johnny English must discover who has stolen the crown jewels from the Tower of London. Rowan Atkinson, Ben Miller, Natalie Imbruglia. 0 8:50 M Take Me Home Tonight AO 2011 Comedy. Topher Grace, Dan Fogler. 0
11:40 Medical Anomalies AO 12:35 Birdland PGR 3 0 1:20 Emmerdale PGR 3 0 3:15 Gardens Of The World 3:25 Infomercials
12:45 Vampire Diaries AO 3 0 2:25 Supernatural – The Animation AO 2:50 Infomercials 3:25 20/20 3 0 4:10 It Is Written 3 4:40 Kapa Haka Kids – Second Chances 3 5am Infomercials
11:40 Infomercials 11pm 7 Days AO 3 11:30 Jono And Ben At Ten AO 3 Jono Pryor and Ben Boyce give their take on New Zealand current events. Midnight The Slap AO 3 0 1:15 Infomercials 5am Joyce Meyer 5:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV
CHOICE TV
PRIME
6am 24 Marathon MVLS 9:20 The Unit MV 10:15 The Simpsons Super Sunday PG A marathon of The Simpsons episodes. 12:20 Modern Family PGL 12:45 Mountain Men PG 1:40 Pawn Stars PG 2:05 Billy The Exterminator PGL 2:30 Lizard Lick Towing PGL 2:55 Raw MC 5:45 WWE Main Event MC 6:45 SmackDown! MC 8:30 CSI MV 9:30 CSI MV 10:30 Numb3rs MV 11:30 WWE Main Event MC
12:30 N2K PGR 1am Extreme Frontiers Africa 2am Travel Wild 2:30 M Hachi – A Dog’s Tale 2009 Drama. Richard Gere, Joan Allen. 4:30 Blokes 5am Cheese Slices
12:30 SmackDown! MC 2:10 CSI MV 3am CSI MV 3:50 Danger Beach PG 4:20 Numb3rs MV 5:10 Modern Family PGL 5:35 Pawn Stars PG
10am Korero Mai 3 2pm Aa Rau 2:30 Outback Café 3 3pm The Native Diet 3 3:30 Rugby League – Fox Memorial Shield 3 Glenora Bears v Papakura Sea Eagles. 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Waka Huia 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 Whanau Factor Studio-based family game show hosted by Matai Smith.
THE BOX
MONDAY
SKY SPORT 1
6am Religious Programming 9am Doctor Who – 50th Anniversary Special PGR The Doctors embark on their greatest adventure across space and time in a 50th-anniversary premiere screening. 10:20 Religious Programming Noon Mayday PGR 3 1pm State NZ Ocean Swim Series Coverage of the 2013 Harbour Crossing Swim. 1:30 Bondi Rescue PGR 3 2pm Doctor Who PGR 3 3pm Rugby League – World Cup (Highlights) Semi-final, New Zealand v England. 4:30 Junior Masterchef Australia The top 12 go to Los Angeles. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Doctor Who Explained Key cast and crew celebrate the history of Doctor Who. 7pm Storage Wars PGR In Stanton, California, Darrell Sheets scores the biggest hit in Storage Wars history; Barry gets his motors running. 7:30 Masterchef Junior USA 8:30 Doctor Who – 50th Anniversary Special PGR The Doctors embark on their greatest adventure across space and time. 10:15 Doctor Who in the US
7:30 L Golf – LPGA Tour CME Group Titleholders – Round Three. From The TwinEagles Club in Naples, Florida. 10am Cricket – HRV Cup (Highlights) Wellington Firebirds v Auckland Aces. 10:30 Sport 365 11am Rugby – Southern Sevens (Highlights) From Alpine Energy Stadium, Timaru. 12:30 Sport 365 1pm Football – Arsenal TV Arsenal v Southampton. 4pm L Basketball – NBL Melbourne Tigers v Townsville Crocodiles. From State Netball and Hockey Centre in Melbourne. 6:15 L Motorsport – V8 Supercars Championship Phillip Island 360 – Race 34. From Phillip Island. 7:30 Rugby League World Cup – 40/20 All the news from the Rugby League World Cup. 8:30 Football – Arsenal TV Arsenal v Southampton. From Emirates Stadium in London.
11:15 N PhoneShop AO On Christopher’s first full day working for PhoneShop, Ashley and Jerwayne must teach him some tricks of the trade. 11:50 Home Shopping
11:30 Football – A-League (Replay) Sydney FC v Wellington Phoenix. 1:30 Golf – World Cup (Highlights) Round Four. 2:30 L Rugby – European Tour Ireland v All Blacks. From Aviva Stadium in Dublin. 5am Rugby – European Tour (Replay) Ireland v All Blacks.
MAORI TV
6am Guide To The Good Life 6:30 Christ Embassy 7am My Dream Home 8am No Kitchen Required Follow three chefs who are dropped off in remote locations where they must work with the locals to hunt, forage and collect ingredients for a locallyinspired meal. 9am Days Of Our Lives Omnibus PGR Noon Natural World 1pm Wild Thing I Love You 2pm Lonely Planet – Best In Asia An inspirational and interactive travel show which road-tests the best experiences in Asia nominated by travellers. 2:30 Early Edition 3:30 Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 4:10 Cheese Slices 5:30 Holiday Home Sweet Home With Lisa Faulkner. 6:30 N2K PGR 7pm Travel Wild 7:30 Extreme Frontiers Africa 8:40 M Hachi – A Dog’s Tale 2009 Drama. Based on the true story of a college professor’s bond with the abandoned dog he takes into his home. Richard Gere, Joan Allen. 11pm Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 11:30 Saturday Cookbook
MONDAY
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Pingu 7am Rocko’s Modern Life 3 7:30 Invader Zim 3 7:55 All Grown Up 3 8:15 Scaredy Squirrel 3 8:40 Ready, Steady, Wiggles 3 8:50 Wonder Pets 3 9:15 Tickety Toc 3 9:25 Dora The Explorer 3 9:50 Moe 3 9:55 Sticky TV Omnibus Noon Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Peppa Pig 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Infomercials 4:30 Pukana 2 5pm Entertainment Tonight Weekend 6pm Sabrina The Teenage Witch 30 6:30 Everybody Hates Chris 3 0 7pm Rules of Engagement PGR 7:30 Top Chef Masters The winning chef is named, but first the final two chefs must create a dish with the help of staff from their own restaurants. 8:30 The Biggest Loser Australia PGR 10:20 Excused AO 3 10:45 Entertainment Tonight Weekend
SKY SPORT 2 6:30 Rugby League – World Cup (Replay) Semi-final One – New Zealand v England. From The Big Hit, Wembley Stadium in London. 8:30 Rugby League – World Cup (Replay) Semi-final Two – Australia v Fiji. From The Big Hit, Wembley Stadium in London. 10:30 Golf – World Cup Round Three. Coverage of the last two hours from The Royal Melbourne Last Tango in Halifax Golf Club in Australia. 9:30pm on TV One 12:30 L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day Four. The morning session from The MOVIES PREMIERE MOVIES GREATS Gabba in Brisbane. 7:10 Life Of Pi PGC 2012 Adventure. 7:20 The Insider ML 1999 Drama. 3:05 Cricket – HRV Cup Russell Crowe, Al Pacino. Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. (Highlights) Wellington Firebirds 9:15 Safe House MVL 2012 Action. 9:55 The Brave One 16VL 2007 v Auckland Aces. From Westpac Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds. Action. Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard. Stadium. 11:55 Public Enemies 16V 2009 11:10 The Horses Of McBride PG 3:35 L Cricket – The Ashes Crime. Johnny Depp, Christian Bale. Australia v England – First Test, Day 2012 Family. Aidan Quinn. 2:10 Wall Street PGL 1987 Drama. 12:40 Warrior MVL 2011 Action. Four. The afternoon session from The Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen. Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte. Gabba in Brisbane. 4:15 Hairspray PGS 2007 Comedy 3pm Get The Gringo 16VLS 2012 8:30 Rugby League – World Musical. Nicki Blonsky, John Travolta. Cup (Replay) Semi-final One – New Action. Mel Gibson. 6:10 Walk The Line MC 2005 4:35 Goodnight For Justice PGV Zealand v England. From The Big Hit, Biography. Joaquin Phoenix. 2011 Western. Luke Perry. Wembley Stadium in London. 8:30 A Beautiful Mind M 2001 6:05 The Hunger Games MV 2012 10:30 Rugby League – World Cup Drama. True story of John Forbes Action. Jennifer Lawrence. (Replay) Semi-final Two – Australia Nash jr, a mathematics prodigy who v Fiji. From The Big Hit, Wembley 8:30 Looper 16VL 2012 Thriller. A group of hit men called Loopers kill overcame schizophrenia to win the Stadium in London. targets sent to them from the future, Nobel Prize. Russell Crowe. MONDAY 10:45 Crimson Tide ML 1995 Action. 12:30 Slammin’ Sam a very clean system, unless loops Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman. 1:30 Cricket – The Ashes are allowed to run. Joseph GordonLevitt, Bruce Willis. MONDAY (Highlights) Australia v England – 10:35 Tell Tale 16VLS 2011 Thriller. 12:45 Directors – Michael Mann First Test, Day Four. From The Gabba Josh Lucas, Lena Headey. PG 2009 Documentary. in Brisbane. 1:15 Walk The Line MC 2005 MONDAY 2am L Snooker – Champion Biography. Joaquin Phoenix. 12:10 Goodnight For Justice PGV Of Champions Final Session One. 3:30 Wall Street PGL 1987 Drama. 2011 Western. Luke Perry. From Ricoh Arena in Coventry, Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen. 1:40 The Hunger Games MV 2012 England. 5:35 Hairspray PGS 2007 Comedy Action. Jennifer Lawrence. 5am Golf – World Cup (Highlights) Musical. Nicki Blonsky, John Travolta. Round Four. 4am Looper 16VL 2012 Thriller.
8pm Behind The Brush 3 The stories of Maori figures painted by the artist Gottfried Lindauer. 8:30 Why Be Maori When You Can Pass For An Italian? AO 3 9:30 M The Chant Of Jimmie Blacksmith AO 1978 Drama. A half aboriginal man finds the pressure of adapting to white culture intolerable, and snaps in a violent manner. A Place to Call Home 11:30 Te Kaea 3 2 8:30pm on TV One Midnight Closedown
DISCOVERY 6:30 Mythbusters PG 7:30 Mythbusters PG 8:30 Auction Hunters PG 9am Auction Hunters PG 9:30 You Have Been Warned PG 10:30 Bear Grylls – Escape From Hell PG 11:30 Naked And Afraid PG 12:30 Treehouse Masters PG 1:30 Naked And Afraid PG 2:30 Naked And Afraid PG 3:30 Naked And Afraid PG 4:30 Naked And Afraid PG 5:30 Naked And Afraid PG 6:30 Naked And Afraid PG 7:30 Capturing Oswald PG 8:30 The Presidents’ Gatekeepers PG 10:30 Korea Spirit PG 11:30 Naked And Afraid PG
MONDAY
12:30 Yukon Men M 1:30 Hillbilly Handfishin’ PG 2:30 Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG 3am Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG 3:30 Dirty Jobs PG 4:30 Man, Woman, Wild PG 5:30 Dirty Money PG
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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