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ASHBURTON GUARDIAN, Monday, December 31, 2012

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New Year’s Eve tV1

tV2

6.00 60 Minute Makeover.

6.00 Creflo Dollar. 6.30 Hi-5. (G, R, T) 7.00 Grizzly Tales. (G, R, T) 7.25 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. (G, R, T) 7.50 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (G, R, T) 8.15 My Friends Tigger & Pooh: Tigger & Pooh And A Musical Too. (G, R, T) 9.20 Pajanimals. (G, R, T) 9.30 Infomercials. 11.00 Operation Hero. (Final, G, R, T) 11.30 FILM: City Slickers II. (1994, PGR, R, T) 1.50 FILM: Igor. (2008,

(G, R)

7.00 Going Going Gone. (G,

MORNING

7.30 The Rich List. (G, R, T) 8.30 Infomercial. 9.00 Dancing On Ice. (G, R,

11.30 Infomercial. 12.00 Mucking In. (G, R, T) 12.30 Come Dine With Me.

(Final, PGR, T)

1.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (G, R) 2.00 World’s Strictest Parents US. (PGR, T) 2.55 60 Minute Makeover.

(G)

3.55 Te Karere. (T) 4.25 Ellen. (G) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat. (G, T) Six contestants go head-to-head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Border Security. (G, R,

7.30 Piha Rescue. (PGR, R,

eVeNING

8.00 High Country Rescue.

(G, T)

8.30 FILM: Dear John. (2010, AO, T) Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Henry Thomas. A soldier falls for a conservative college student while on leave. Over the next seven years the couple is continually separated but stays in touch with love letters. 10.40 FILM: Jerry Maguire.

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(1996, AO, R, T)

1.30 Te Karere. (R, T) 1.55 Our World: Supply Chain Children. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.30 One Square Mile. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 World Business. 3.45 Sport Today. 4.00 BBC News. 4.30 HARDtalk. 5.00 BBC News. 5.05 Believer’s Voice. (R) 5.35 Te Karere. (R, T)

tV3 7.30 Chelsea New Zealand’s Hottest Home Baker.

7.30 Home Shopping.

(G, R)

8.30 Infomercials. (G) 10.30 The Dr Oz Show. (PGR,

11.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (G, R, T) 12.00 Terra Nova. (PGR, R, T) 1.00 Royal Pains. (PGR) 2.00 White Collar. (PGR) 3.00 The Real Housewives Of New York City. (PGR) 4.00 Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. (G) 5.00 Entertainment Tonight.

PGR, R, T)

4.20 Pair Of Kings. (G, T) 4.49 Horace In Slow Motion.

(G, R)

TV1, 8.30pm (2010) Art-house favourite Lasse Hallström (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Cider House Rules) helms this warmhearted tearjerker based on a bestselling weepie by Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, Nights in Rodanthe). A young soldier (Channing Tatum) falls for a conservative student (Amanda Seyfried, pictured with Tatum) while at home on leave, but heartache awaits.

(G, R) (G)

12.00 London 2012 Closing Ceremony. (G, R) 4.00 The Late Show With David Letterman.

(G, R)

5.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) Game show hosted by Andrew O’Keefe that gives contestants the opportunity to win up to $200,000 each night. 5.30 Prime News.

6.00 3 News. 7.00 Road Cops. (PGR, R, T) A motorist reports cars speeding. 7.30 The Block Australia. (PGR) Each couple struggles with their budgets so alternatively they focus on Shelly’s challenge. 8.00 FILM: Titanic. (1997, PGR, R) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates, Bill Paxton. An upperclass and independent young woman falls for a penniless young man aboard the ill-fated ocean liner.

7.30 FILM: Dirty Dancing. (1987, T) Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach, Cynthia Rhodes. A young girl falls in love with a dancing teacher when she spends the summer in a holiday camp with her family. 9.30 FILM: Zoolander. (2001, PGR, R, T) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell, Milla Jovovich. A clueless male model is brainwashed into assassinating the prime minister of Malaysia.

11.30 The Best Of Graham Norton. (AO, R) 12.30 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Joyce Meyer. 5.30 City Impact Church.

6.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) 6.30 Millionaire: Hot Seat. 7.00 Best Of QI. (PGR, R) 7.30 FILM: Pink Panther 2. (2009, PGR, R) Steve Martin, John Cleese. When legendary treasures from around the world are stolen, Inspector Clouseau is assigned to a team of international detectives and experts charged with catching the thief. 9.30 Allo Allo. (G) 10.00 Duran Duran One Night Only. (PGR, R) 11.00 Rod Stewart For One Night Only. (AO, R)

sky sPORt 2 sky sPORt 1 8.00 Darts. World Championships. Day 14 Semi-finals. Live. 12.00 Snooker. Premier League. Replay. 3.00 Snooker. Premier League. Replay. 6.00 Snooker. Premier League. Replay. 9.00 Sky ARENA Access. 9.30 Basketball. NBL. Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. Live. 11.30 Basketball. NBL. Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. Replay. 1.30 Soccer. A-League. Central Coast Mariners v Perth Glory. From Bluetongue Stadium, NSW. Replay. 3.30 A-League Highlights Show. 4.00 Soccer. A-League. Adelaide United v Sydney Fc. From Hindmarsh Stadium, Adelaide. Replay.

12.00 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G) 1.00 Home Shopping. (G) 1.30 Best Of The Crowd Goes Wild. (G, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (G)

8.00 New Girl. (PGR, R) The gang attends Schmidt’s holiday office party, and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul. 8.30 FILM: Stuck On You. (2003, AO, R) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Seymour Cassel. Conjoined twins travel to Hollywood so one can pursue an acting career, but their paths diverge when one of the twins falls in love. 10.45 Persons Unknown. (AO, R) The group feel confined and uneasy after learning they’ll be restricted to the hotel. 11.35 Entertainment Tonight. (G)

(G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 3.00 Dora The Explorer. (G, R) 3.25 Bob The Builder. (G, R) 3.35 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion. (G) 3.45 What’s Up Warthogs. (G, R) 4.10 Drake And Josh. (G, R) 4.40 Kenan & Kel. (G, R) 5.10 Sabrina: The Teenage Witch. (G, R) 5.35 Clueless. (G, R) 6.00 That ‘70s Show. (G, R) 6.30 Futurama. (G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons. (G, R) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PGR, R)

NYPD Blue. (M) Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) Cash Cab. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) Monk. (PG) Law & Order. (M) WWE NXT. (M) Smackdown. (M) NYPD Blue. (M) Monk. (PG) Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) Cash Cab. (PG) The Simpsons. (PG) Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) Law & Order. (M) Funniest Home Videos. (PG) The Simpsons. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame 2012. (M)

12.30 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant. (M) 1.20 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (PG) 1.45 Cash Cab. (PG) 2.10 Monk. (PG) 3.00 Out For A Kill. (16VL) 4.45 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant. (M) 5.35 The Simpsons. (PG)

(G)

FOUR 6.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 6.55 Pingu. (G, R) 7.00 The Angry Beavers. (G, R) 7.30 Hey Arnold! (G, R) 7.55 The Wild Thornberrys. (G, R) 8.20 Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Bitty Advent. (G, R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. (G, R) 9.00 Thomas & Friends. (G, R) 9.10 Bob The Builder. (G, R) 9.20 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 9.25 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 9.30 The Wiggles Show. (G, R) 9.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom. (G, R) 9.50 Action Central. (G, R) 10.00 Infomercials.

6.00 6.50 7.15 7.40 8.05 8.30 9.25 10.20 11.10 12.50 1.40 2.45 3.10 3.35 4.00 4.30 5.00 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

This year the Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N’ Roses are honoured, with appearances from Chris Rock, Green Day, Carole King and many more. 10.30 Out For A Kill. (16VL)

5.30 Last Man Standing. (G, R, T) Vanessa gives Mike a history of their house for his birthday.

7.00 2 Broke Girls. (PGR, R,

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(G, R)

4.50 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, R, T) 5.20 FILM: Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore. (2010, G, T)

11.15 FILM: Sorority Boys. (2002, AO, R, T) Barry Watson, Michael Rosenbaum, Harland Williams. 1.10 Cougar Town Marathon. (Final, PGR, T) 5.30 Infomercial.

6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 6.30 Bondi Vet. (G, R) 7.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat.

3.30 Spongebob Squarepants. (G, R, T) 3.55 Zeke And Luther. (G, R,

PRIMe

6.00 Infomercials. (G) 6.30 Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. (G,

7.00 Cricket. Australia v Sri Lanka. 2nd Test Day Five. Highlights. 7.30 Cricket. KFC T20 Big Bash League. Sydney Thunder v Sydney Sixers. 11.00 Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. 11.30 Sky Sport What’s On. 12.00 Cricket. Australia v Sri Lanka. 2nd Test Day Five. Highlights. 12.30 Soccer. English Premier League. Queens Park Rangers v. Liverpool. 2.30 Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. 3.00 Darts. World Championships. Day 14. Semi-finals. Replay. 6.00 Davis Cup Best Of 2012. 7.00 Premier League Review. 8.00 Soccer. A-League. Central Coast Mariners v Perth Glory. From Bluetongue Stadium, NSW. Live. 10.00 Soccer. A-League. Adelaide United v Sydney Fc. From Hindmarsh Stadium, Adelaide. Live. 12.00 A-League Highlights Show. 12.30 Football League Show. 1.00 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day One. Match Of The Day. From ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 2.30 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day One. Match Of The Night. From ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 4.00 Basketball. NBL. Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. Replay.

sky MOVIes 1 6.55 I Don’t Know How She Does It. (2011, M) Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear. 8.25 Puss In Boots. (2011, PG) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. 9.55 Life As We Know It. (2010, M) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel. 11.50 The Descendants. (2011, M) George Clooney, Shailene Woodley. 1.45 Gnomeo & Juliet. (2011, PG) James McAvoy, Emily Blunt. 3.10 Just Go With It. (2011, M) Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston. 5.05 The Double. (2011, M) Richard Gere, Topher Grace. 6.45 The Muppets. (2012, G) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. With the help of three fans, the Muppets must reunite to save their old theatre from a greedy oil tycoon. 8.30 Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. (2011, M) Shia LaBeouf. The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it first and to learn its secrets. 11.05 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. (2011, M) Gary Oldman, Colin Firth. 1.10 Shark Night. (2011, 16) Sara Paxton. 2.35 Gnomeo & Juliet. (2011, PG) James McAvoy, Emily Blunt. 4.00 The Double. (2011, M) Richard Gere. 5.40 The Muppets. (2012, G) Jason Segel.

DIsCOVeRy 6.30 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30 6.30 7.30 8.30

9.30 10.30 11.00 11.30 12.30 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30

Swamp Loggers. (PG) Man Vs. Wild. (PG) Revealed: DNA The Next Wave. (PG) Nightmare Next Door. (M) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) On The Case With Paula Zahn. (M) Stalked: Someone’s Watching. (M) Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) Disappeared. (M) Weapons That Changed The World.

(PG)

Swamp Loggers. (PG) Man Vs. Wild. (PG) MythBusters. (PG) Ragin’ Cajuns. (PG) Man Overboard. You Have Been Warned. (PG) How We Invented The World. (PG) Cars. Examines defining inventions of the 21st Century and celebrates the visionaries and journeys that made them possible, revealing the fascinating stories of how iconic breakthroughs came to be. MythBusters. (PG) Duct Tape Island. I Was Murdered. (M) I Married A Mobster. (M) Scorned: Love Kills. (M) On The Case With Paula Zahn. (M) Swamp Loggers. (PG) American Guns. (M) You Have Been Warned. (PG) How We Invented The World. (PG) Dirty Jobs. (PG)

KEY: T Teletext R Repeat S Stereo P Premiere F Final RATINGS: G General exhibition PG Parental guidance recommended M Suitable for mature audiences AO Adults only 16 Approved for persons 16 and over 18 Approved for persons 18 and over c Content may offend l Language may offend s Sexual content may offend v contains violence

MOVIe GReats 8.35 Making Of We Bought A Zoo. (2011,

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8.55 Species II. (1998, 18) Michael Madsen, Natasha Henstridge. 10.30 Wedding Crashers. (2005, M) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. 12.30 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End. (2007, M) Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley. 3.15 Reign Of Fire. (2002, M) Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey. 5.00 Eraser. (1996, 16) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams. 6.55 Fun With Dick And Jane. (2005, M) Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni. A suburban couple turns to a life of crime in order to exact revenge and teach big business a lesson. 8.30 The Thomas Crown Affair. (1999, M) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. A millionaire playboy steals a priceless work of art and then strikes up a fiery romance with the female insurance investigator. 10.25 Lethal Weapon 3. (1992, M) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. 12.20 Eraser. (1996, 16) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams. 2.15 Fun With Dick And Jane. (2005, M) Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni. 3.45 The Thomas Crown Affair. (1999, M) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. 5.35 Reign Of Fire. (2002, M)

shINe 6.00 Life Questions 6.30 Unlocking the Bible 7.00 Buzz and Poppy 7.30 Bedbug Bible Gang 8.00 Spoon TV 8.30 Impact for Life 9.00 In Touch 10.00 From Heartache to Hope 10.30 Life Questions 11.00 Hearts Wide Open 11.30 The Verdict of Science 12.00 Impact for Life 12.30 Enjoying Everyday Life 1.00 The 700 Club 1.30 From Heartache to Hope 2.00 Give Me An Answer 2.30 Hearts Wide Open 3.00 Buzz and Poppy 3.30 Bedbug Bible Gang 4.00 Spoon TV 4.30 Xtreme Life TV 5.00 Rock Nations TV 5.30 The Verdict of Science 6.00 Life Questions 6.30 Destined to Reign 7.00 The 700 Club 7.30 Just 10: J. John 8.30 The Bible Series: Moses 10.00 Movie: Facing the Giants 12.00 Give Me An Answer 12.30 In Touch 1.30 Life Questions 2.00 Impact for Life 2.30 The Bible Series: Moses 4.00 Hearts Wide Open 4.30 The Verdict of Science 5.00 From Heartache to Hope 5.30 Connection Point

LOCAL RADIO: AM Newstalk ZB 873; FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; FOX FM 94.9, 98.9 AND 95.7

New Year’s Day tV1

tV2

6.00 60 Minute Makeover.

6.00 Creflo Dollar. 6.30 Hi-5. (G, R, T) 7.00 Grizzly Tales. (G, R, T) 7.25 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. (G, R, T) 7.50 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (G, R, T) 8.15 Tiki Tour. (G, R, T) 8.40 Fireman Sam. (G, T) 8.50 Pajanimals. (G, T) 9.00 Infomercials. 10.30 FILM: George Of The Jungle. (1997,

(G, R)

7.00 Going Going Gone. (G,

7.30 The Rich List.

(G, R, T)

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MORNING

8.30 Cinderella.

(G, R)

10.20 FILM: Grumpy Old Men. (1993, PGR, R, T) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret. 12.15 Come Dine With Me Omnibus. (Final, G, R,

2.55 Te Karere. (T) 3.25 FILM: The Rookie. (2002, G, R, T) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Brian Cox, Jay Hernandez. A small-town baseball coach is encouraged by his team to try out for the major league. 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Border Security. (PGR, R, T) Illegal Chinese workers are found in a chicken processing plant in Brisbane. 7.30 RPA. (PGR, T) Thirtythree-year-old Renee needs a living saving kidney transplant. 8.30 FILM: Love Birds. (2011, PGR, T) Rhys Darby, Sally Hawkins. A charming, bitter-sweet kiwi romantic comedy about what it is to have friends and find true love. 10.35 FILM: The Boys Are Back. (2009, AO, T) Clive Owen. 12.40 Te Karere. (R, T) 1.05 BBC World News. 1.30 Our World: The Marriage Breakers. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.30 One Square Mile. 3.00 BBC News. 3.30 World Business. 3.45 Sport Today. 4.00 BBC News. 4.30 HARDtalk. 5.00 BBC News. 5.05 Believer’s Voice.

tV3 6.00 Infomercials. (G) 6.30 Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. (G,

6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 6.30 Bondi Vet. (G, R) 7.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat.

7.30 Chelsea New Zealand’s Hottest Home Baker.

7.30 Tennis. (G) ASB Classic. Day One. Highlights. 8.30 Home Shopping. (G) 12.00 Live To Dance. (G, R) 1.00 Best Of The Crowd Goes Wild. (G, R) 1.30 America’s Got Talent.

(G, R)

8.30 Infomercials. (G) 10.30 The Dr Oz Show. (PGR,

PGR, R, T)

12.15 FILM: Scooby Doo.

(2002, G, R, T)

2.00 FILM: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

(2004, PGR, R, T)

3.50 Mad. (G, R, T) 4.05 Zeke And Luther. (G, R,

4.30 Pair Of Kings. (G, T) 5.00 Horace In Slow Motion.

(G, R)

(PGR, R)

3.30 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G, R) 4.30 Tennis. (G) ASB Classic. Day One. Highlights. 5.30 Prime News.

5.30 Last Man Standing. (G, R, T) Mandy gets the chance to meet her idol.

6.00 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, R, T) 6.30 Spin City. (G, R, T) 7.00 2 Broke Girls. (PGR, R, T) Max shows her softer side when Earl has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone. (2001, PGR, R, T) Daniel Radcliffe, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane. A 10-year-old boy learns of his magical family background and is sent to a special school to train to become a wizard. 10.35 Revenge. (AO, R, T)

6.00 3 News. 7.00 Road Cops. (PGR, R, T) 7.30 The Block Australia. (PGR) Million dollar views on the roof means hard thinking about privacy screens. 8.30 FILM: The Green Mile. (1999, AO, R) Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Morse. Drama about an elderly man who recalls his time as head guard at a 1930s Louisiana state prison, where he befriended a gentle giant black man with an unusual gift. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (AO, R)

R, T)

Prime, 9.30pm (1987) Brainless variation of Pinocchio in a cheesy romantic-comedy style that stars Andrew McCarthy (in a follow-up role to Pretty in Pink) as a young, unemployed artist and mannequin-maker who builds a dummy so lifelike that he falls in love with it. Via some strange occurrence, it comes to life in the form of Sex and the City’s Kim Cattrall (below with McCarthy). There’s as much fun to be had in mocking the fashions of the time as there is in the story.

12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (AO, R) 1.45 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Joyce Meyer. 5.30 Infomercials. (G)

(G)

7.00 Best Of QI. (PGR, R) 7.30 World’s Strictest Parents Australia.

(PGR)

11.30 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G) 12.30 Home Shopping. (G) 1.30 Best Of The Crowd Goes Wild. (G, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (G)

Mannequin

6.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) 6.30 Millionaire: Hot Seat.

8.30 Bad 25. (G, R) This tribute documentary, from award-winning director Spike Lee, celebrates the 25th anniversary of Michael Jackson’s landmark album – Bad. 9.30 FILM: Mannequin. (1987, AO, R) Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Estelle Getty, James Spader.

(G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 3.00 Dora The Explorer. (G, R) 3.25 Bob The Builder. (G, R) 3.35 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion. (G) 3.45 What’s Up Warthogs. (G, R) 4.10 Drake And Josh. (G, R) 4.35 Kenan & Kel. (G, R) 5.05 Sabrina The Teenage Witch. (G) 5.35 Clueless. (G, R) 6.00 That ‘70s Show. (G, R) 6.30 Futurama. (G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons. (PGR, R) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PGR, R)

8.00 New Girl. (PGR, R) 8.30 Don’t Trust The B**** In Apartment 23. (PGR) June spends an awkward Thanksgiving with Chloe when they visit Chloe’s parents. 9.00 Whitney. (PGR) Whitney and Alex celebrate their unofficial wedding day. 9.30 30 Rock. (PGR) 10.00 Community. (PGR, R) 10.30 The Real Housewives Of New York City. (PGR, R) 11.25 Entertainment Tonight. (G) 11.50 Infomercials. (G)

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5.01 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, R, T) 5.30 My Wife And Kids. (G,

11.30 Happy Town. (AO, R, T) 12.30 Police Women Of Dallas. (Final, AO, R) 1.30 Infomercials. 2.30 Kitchen Nightmares USA. (AO, R, T) 3.20 Call Me Fitz. (Final, AO, R) 4.15 Emmerdale. (PGR, R, T) 5.05 Erin Simpson Show. (G, R) 5.30 Infomercial.

PRIMe

6.00 6.25 6.50 7.15 7.40 10.25 11.15 12.10 1.55 2.45 3.10 3.35 4.00 4.30

Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) Cash Cab USA. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2012. (M) Monk. (PG) Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant. (M) Out For A Kill. (16) Monk. (PG) Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) Cash Cab USA. (PG) The Simpsons. (PG) Whose Line Is It Anyway?

(PG)

5.00 Criss Angel Mindfreak Special.

(M)

6.00 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Celebration 2012. (M) 8.30 The Rundown. (M) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken. A gangster’s righthand-man is dispatched to the Amazon jungle to retrieve a priceless treasure. 10.30 Hooters Dream Girl Special. (M) 11.30 NYPD Blue. (M) 12.25 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 12.50 Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) 1.15 Cash Cab USA. (PG) 1.40 Criss Angel Mindfreak Special. (M) 2.30 Monk. (PG) 3.15 Hooters Dream Girl Special. (M) 4.05 The Rundown. (M)

sky sPORt 2 sky sPORt 1 6.00 Basketball. NBL. Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. Replay. 8.00 Sky Sport What’s On. 8.30 Motocross. Red Bull X Fighters. Dubai. 10.00 Motocross. Red Bull X Fighters. Glen Helen, Istanbul and Madrid. Replay. 2.30 Motocross. Red Bull X Fighters. Munich and Sydney. Replay. 5.30 A-League Highlights Show. 6.00 Soccer. A-League. Melbourne Heart v Newcastle Jets. From AAMI Park, Melbourne. Live. 8.15 Soccer. A-League. Western Sydney v Melbourne Victory. From Parramatta Stadium, NSW. Live. 10.30 Soccer. A-League. Brisbane Roar v Wellington Phoenix. Live.From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 12.30 Football League Show. 1.00 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day Two. Match Of The Day. From ASB Tennis Arena. 2.30 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day Two. Match Of The Night. From ASB Tennis Arena. 4.00 Soccer. A-League. Melbourne Heart v Newcastle Jets. From AAMI Park, Melbourne. Replay.

6.00 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day One. Match Of The Day. From ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 7.30 Tennis. ASB Classic Womens International. Day One. Match Of The Night. From ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 9.00 Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. 9.30 Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. 10.00 Darts. World Championships. Day 14. Semi-finals. Replay. 1.00 Lawn Bowls. New Zealand Open. Womens Triples. 2.30 Soccer. English Premier League. Fulham v Swansea. Replay. 4.30 Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. 5.00 Premier League Review. 6.00 The Dirt. 7.00 Lawn Bowls. New Zealand Open. Womens Triples. 8.30 Cricket. KFC T20 Big Bash League. Hobart Hurricanes v Perth Scorchers. From Blundstone Arena, Hobart. Live. 12.30 The Cricket Show. 1.00 ICC Cricket 360. 1.30 Soccer. English Premier League. West Bromwich Albion v Fulham. Live. 3.45 Soccer. English Premier League. Manchester City v Stoke City. Live.

sky MOVIes 1 7.25 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. (2012, M) Gary Oldman, Colin Firth. 9.35 Just Go With It. (2011, M) Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston. 11.30 Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. (2011, M) Shia LaBeouf. 2.05 Flicka 3: Best Friends. (2012, G) Clint Black, Kacey Rohl. 3.40 A Family Thanksgiving. (2010, PG) Daphne Zuniga, Faye Dunaway. 5.10 Demon Hunter. (2005, M) Sean Patrick Flanery, Billy Drago. 6.30 Safe House. (2012, M) Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds. A CIA agent is tasked with looking after a fugitive in a safe house. But when the safe house is attacked, he finds himself on the run with his charge. 8.30 Black Swan. (2010, 16) Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis. Nina finds herself locked in a web of competitive intrigue with a new rival at a ballet company and takes a thrilling and, at times, terrifying journey. 10.20 Friends With Benefits. (2011, 16) Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis. 12.10 Slayer. (2006, 16) Casper Van Dien. 1.40 Kill The Irishman. (2011, 16) Ray Stevenson, Christopher Walken. 3.25 Demon Hunter. (2005, M) Sean Patrick Flanery, Billy Drago. 4.45 Black Swan. (2010, 16) Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis.

DIsCOVeRy 6.30 11.30 12.30 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30 6.30

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Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) The Bitter, Bloody End. In this special two-hour close to a merciless opilio season, the fleet gives it everything they’ve got. A veteran deckhand pays for a mistake in flesh. Mighty Planes. (PG) Antonov 124. The huge air ferry carries turbines from Hamburg, Germany to Santiago, Chile. Secrets Of. (PG) They’ve been called the most highly trained special operations force in the world. From hostage rescues to the pivotal mission to get Osama bin Laden, we lift the veil of silence on the SEALs. Evil, I. (M) Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) First Week In. (M) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) Swamp Loggers. (PG) River Monsters Goes Tribal. (PG) Mighty Planes. (PG) Secrets Of. (PG) Evil, I. (M)

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MOVIe GReats 7.15 Sky Special: The Hobbit World Premiere With Dominic Bowden.

(2012, PG).

7.45 Lethal Weapon 3. (1992, M) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. 9.40 Eraser. (1996, 16) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams. 11.35 Fun With Dick And Jane. (2005, M) Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni. 1.10 The Thomas Crown Affair. (1999, M) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. 3.05 The Fabulous Baker Boys. (1990, M) Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. 5.00 Species. (1995, 16) Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley. 6.50 The Lake House. (2006, M) Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock. A lonely doctor, who once occupied an unusual lakeside home, begins exchanging love letters with its newest resident, but discovers that they’re actually living two years apart. 8.30 Van Helsing. (2004, M) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. This epic horror has the fabled 19th century vampire-hunter trying to stop Dracula using Frankenstein’s monster for evil purposes. 10.45 Panic Room. (2002, 16) Jodie Foster. 12.40 The Fabulous Baker Boys. (1990, M) Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. 2.35 Species. (1995, 16) 4.20 Van Helsing. (2004, M)

shINe 6.00 Days of Wonder: Jarrod Cooper 6.30 Precious Word of Truth 7.00 From Aardvark to Zucchini 7.30 3-2-1 Penguins! 8.00 Adventures from the Book 8.30 Word For You 9.00 Living Truth: Charles Price 10.00 Conversations in the HolyLand 10.30 Days of Wonder: Jarrod Cooper 11.00 Just 10: J. John 12.00 Word For You 12.30 Enjoying Everyday Life 1.00 The 700 Club 1.30 Conversations in the HolyLand 2.00 Precious Memories 2.30 The Verdict of Science 3.00 From Aardvark to Zucchini 3.30 3-2-1 Penguins! 4.00 Adventures from the Book 4.30 UKCMC 5.00 TheDRIVEtv 5.30 Missions Dilemma 6.00 Hearts Wide Open 6.30 Destined to Reign 7.00 The 700 Club 7.30 From Heartache to Hope 8.00 Precious Memories 8.30 Christian World News 9.00 Serve the City 9.30 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 10.00 Word For You 10.30 The 700 Club 11.00 Days of Wonder: Jarrod Cooper 11.30 Hearts Wide Open 12.00 From Heartache to Hope 12.30 The Verdict of Science 1.00 Conversations in the HolyLand 1.30 Precious Memories 2.00 Living Truth: Charles Price 3.00 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 3.30 Christian World News 4.00 From Heartache to Hope 4.30 Serve the City 5.00 Hearts Wide Open 5.30 Word For You

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