ASHBURTON GUARDIAN, Saturday, March 30, 2013
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Television
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PRIME
Te Karere. (R, T) Hyundai Country Calendar. (R, T) Rural Delivery. (G) Fair Go. (R, T) 60 Minute Makeover. (G, R) Chinese Food In Minutes. (Return, G, R) 9.30 Come Dine With Me Omnibus. (G, R, T) 12.00 Chef On A Mission. (Return, G, R) 1.00 Gordon’s Great Escape. (Final, PGR) 2.00 The Chase. (G, T) 3.00 Four Weddings Australia. (PGR, R) 4.00 Islands Of Britain. (Final, G, R, T) 5.00 River Monsters. (G, T) 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Hyundai Country Calendar. (G, T) 7.30 MasterChef Masterclass. (R, T) 8.30 Come Dine With Me UK. (PGR, T) 9.30 Masterchef New Zealand. (G, T) 10.30 FILM: A Few Good Men. (1992, AO, R, T) 1.10 BBC World – BBC World News. 1.30 Talking Movies. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.15 Sport Today. 2.30 Fast Track. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 Dateline London. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.10 My Country: China. 5.00 BBC World News. (Final) 5.30 Our World.
6.00 Special Agent Oso. (G, R, T) 6.20 Pocoyo. (G, R, T) 6.30 Buzzy Bee And Friends. (G, R, T) 6.35 Handy Manny. (G, T) 7.00 Small Blacks TV. (G) 7.25 Gravity Falls. (G) 7.50 Phineas And Ferb. (Final, G, R, T) 8.15 Generator Rex. (T) 8.45 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (G, R, T) 9.10 Young Justice. (G, R, T) 9.35 Zeke And Luther. (G, T) 10.00 Fresh. (PGR) 10.30 Neighbours. (G, R, T) 1.00 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGR, R, T) 2.30 Gary Unmarried. (PGR, R, T) 3.00 Bunheads. (PGR) . 4.00 Good Luck Charlie. (G, T) 4.30 America’s Funniest Home Vidoes. (G, R, T) 4.55 The Wizard Of Oz. (1939, G, R, T) Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, Jack Haley Sr, Frank Morgan. 7.00 FILM: Shrek The Third. (2007, PGR, R, T) 8.55 FILM: The Rebound. (2009, AO, T) Catherine Zeta-Jones. 10.50 FILM: From Prada To Nada. (2011, PGR) 12.50 Two And A Half Men Marathon. (Final, PGR, R, T) 3.50 Anderson Live. (Final) 4.40 Small Blacks TV. (G, R) 5.05 Fresh. (PGR, R) 5.30 It Is Written.
SUNDAy
SUNDAy
6.00 Charles Stanley. 6.30 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’. (G, R) 7.00 Rheem Outdoors With Geoff. (G, R) 7.30 Knight Rider. (G, R) 8.30 Infomercials. (G) 9.30 The Nation. 10.25 Media3. 11.00 3rd Degree presents The Vote. 12.00 Tim Gunn’s Guide To Style. (G, R) 1.00 America’s Next Top Model: All Stars. (Final, PGR, R) 2.00 The Office. (G) 2.30 Sons Of Tucson. (G, R) 3.00 Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. (G) 5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’. (G, R) 5.30 Rheem Outdoors With Geoff. (G) 6.00 3 News. 7.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (G, T) 7.30 Missing Pieces. (PGR, R, T) 8.00 Saving Gen y. (PGR, T) 8.35 CSI. (AO, T) Five bodies are found in what appears to be a meteor site in the desert, meanwhile, the investigation leads Finlay to revisit her past when she recognises one of the victims. 9.30 CSI: Ny. (AO, T) Danny and some rookie cops are caught up in a shooting when they go out for drinks after work. 10.30 Outrageous Fortune. (AO, R, T) 11.30 Outrageous Fortune. (AO, R, T) 12.25 Law & Order: Los Angeles. (AO) 1.10 Underage And Having Sex. (AO, R) 1.55 Underage And Having Sex. (AO, R) 2.40 FILM: Nine Months. (1995, PG, R, T) 4.25 Sons Of Tucson. (G, R) 4.45 Sons Of Tucson. (G, R) 5.05 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV. (G) 5.30 Charles Stanley.
6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK. (PGR, R) 12.00 Rugby League. (G) NRL. Round 3. Highlights. 12.30 The Crowd Goes Wild Omnibus. (G, R) 2.30 Masterchef USA. (PGR, R) 3.25 Country House Rescue. (G, R) 4.30 Donna Hay: Fast, Fresh, Simple. (G, R) 5.00 Milwaukee Fishing And Adventure. (G) 5.30 Prime News - First At 5.30. 6.00 Civilisation - Is The West History? (G) 7.00 Storage Wars. (PGR) Dave Hester bids on a unit with a stockpile of antiques and Barry Weiss lands himself a locker, previously owned by a man with an antique weapons fetish. 7.30 American Idol. (G) We’re counting down! With the Top Five soon within their grasp who will be sent home tonight? 8.30 Secret Millionaire USA. (PGR) 9.30 Rugby. (G) Super Rugby. Chiefs v Blues. From Baypark, Tauranga. 11.35 Crownies. (AO) 12.35 FILM: The Rookie. (1990, M, R) 2.40 Love In Numbers. (AO, R) 3.30 FILM: Valkyrie. (2008, M, R) 5.35 Harry’s Practice. (G, R)
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6.00 6.25 6.35 6.45 7.10 7.35 8.00 8.30 9.00 10.00 10.30 11.00 11.35 12.00
Rural Delivery. (G, R) Homefront Extra. (Final, G, R) Gardens Of The World. (Final, R) Are We There yet? (Final, G, R, T) Sunday. (R, T) Tagata Pasifika. (R) Praise Be. (G) Attitude. (T) Q+A. Marae Investigates. Waka Huia. (T) Neighbourhood. (T) Fair Go. (R, T) Coronation Street Omnibus. (PGR, R, T) 1.35 Horse Of The year Show 2013. 2.40 The Force. (Final, G, R, T) 3.00 Coastwatch. (G, R, T) 3.25 Hotel Inspector. (G, R, T) 4.15 The Politically Incorrect Parenting Show. (G, R, T) 4.40 Keeping Up With The Joneses. (G, R, T) 5.00 Our World: Living With Baboons. (G, T) 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Sunday. (T) 7.25 Masterchef New Zealand. (PGR, T) 8.15 Packed To The Rafters. (PGR, T) . 9.00 House Husbands. (PGR, T) 9.45 FILM: Under The Tuscan Sun. (2003, AO, R, T) Diane Lane. A recently divorced woman holidaying in Tuscany buys a villa on a whim and encounters unexpected romance. 11.40 Q+A. (R) 12.40 Call 911. (PGR, R) 1.05 BBC World – BBC World News. 1.30 The Bottom Line. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.15 Sport Today. 2.30 Click. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 Working Lives: Mozambique. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.30 TBA. 5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Believer’s Voice Of Victory.
MONDAy
6.00 60 Minute Makeover. (G, R) 7.00 FILM: William And Kate. (2011, G, R, T) 8.50 In Search Of Pippa Middleton. (PGR, R) 10.00 Ellen. (G, R) 11.00 Cowboy Builders. (G) 12.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (Final, G, R, T) 12.30 Emmerdale. (PGR, T) 1.30 Come Dine With Me. (G) 2.00 Cookery School. (G, R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (G) 3.55 Te Karere. (T) 4.25 Ellen. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat. (G, T) 12.10 The Suspects. (AO, R, T) 1.05 Te Karere. (R, T) 1.30 Infomercials. 5.05 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. 5.35 Te Karere. (T)
6.00 Special Agent Oso. (G, R, T) 6.25 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. (G, R, T) 6.50 The Magic Roundabout. (G, R, T) 7.00 What Now? (R) 10.00 Shortland Street Omnibus. (PGR, R, T) 11.40 FILM: Batman. (1989, PGR, R, T) 1.55 Batman Returns. (1992, PGR, R, T) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer. Batman battles The Penguin, a mutant businessman trying to take over Gotham City, and Catwoman, a deranged woman with unknown motives. 4.00 Make It Or Break It. (Final, G) 4.50 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. (G, R, T) 5.15 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, R, T) 5.35 Hoodwinked. (2005, G, R, T) Voices of Anne Hathaway, Glenn Close and Jim Belushi. Two furry and feathered detectives investigate a domestic disturbance at Granny’s cottage, involving a karate-kicking Red Riding Hood, a sarcastic wolf and an oafish woodsman. 7.00 FILM: Bedtime Stories. (2008, PGR, T) 8.35 FILM: The Time Traveler’s Wife. (2009, AO, R, T) Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams. Henry suffers from a disorder that sends him unpredictably through time. Despite vanishing for lengthy periods, he tries to build a future with his love, Clare. 10.25 FILM: Michael. (1996, PGR, R, T) 12.15 Haven. (AO, R, T) 1.45 FILM: Lucky You. (PGR, R, T) 3.50 Who Dares Wins. (PGR, R, T) 4.15 It Is Written. (R) 4.45 Emmerdale. (Final, PGR, R, T) 5.35 Behind The Screen: Despicable Me. (G, R)
MONDAy
6.00 Creflo Dollar. 6.30 Hi-5. (G, R, T) 7.00 Pinky And Perky. (G, R, T) 7.25 Back At The Barnyard. (G, R, T) 7.55 Beyblades Metal Masters. (G, R, T) 8.20 Dinosaur Train. (G, R, T) 8.35 Guess How Much I Love You. (G, T) 8.45 Fireman Sam. (G, R, T) 8.55 Bird Bath. (G, R, T) 9.00 Infomercials. 10.30 Neighbours. (G, R, T) 11.00 Spin City. (PGR, R, T) 12.00 FILM: Where The Wild Things Are. (2009, PGR) 2.00 Anderson Live. 3.00 Everything’s Rosie. (G) 3.10 Mike The Knight. (G, T) 3.25 Kung Fu Panda. (G, T) 3.50 Spongebob Squarepants. (R, T) 4.20 Alpha & Omega. (2010, G) 12.40 Off The Map. (AO, R, T) 1.35 Infomercials. 2.35 Rizzoli & Isles. (AO, R, T) 3.20 Make It Or Break It. (PGR, R) 4.10 Jeremy Kyle. (AO, R) 5.05 Who Dares Wins. (R, T) 5.30 Infomercials.
SUNDAy 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.00 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.55
Life TV. (G) Brian Houston @ Hillsong. (G) Charles Stanley. (G) The Nation. Three60. Think Tank. (G) Home And Away Omnibus. (G, T) Entertainment Tonight Weekend. (G) 12.50 Survivor: South Pacific. (G, R) 1.30 Survivor: South Pacific. (Final, G) 2.10 Ice Road Truckers. (G, R, T) 3.00 Motorsport. 2013 Honda International Motocross Grand Prix. Highlights. 3.30 Motorsport. NZ Offshore Powerboat C’ship. Round 1. From Taupo, NZ. 4.00 Motorsport. NZ Superstock C’ship. Highlights. From Nelson’s Tahuna Beach Holiday Park Speedway. 4.50 Everybody Loves Raymond. (G, R, T) 5.10 Dogs In The City. (G, T) 6.00 3 News. 7.00 FILM: Hop. (2011, G, T) 8.35 FILM: My Life In Ruins. (2009, PG, T) Nia Vardalos. 10.10 FILM: The Hopes And Dreams Of Gazza Snell. (2009, AO) 11.30 FILM: The Truth About Cats & Dogs. (1996, M, R, T) 1.30 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Joyce Meyer. 5.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV. (G)
MONDAy
6.00 Knight Rider. (G, R) 7.00 Campbell Live. 7.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (G, R, T) 8.00 King Of Dirt. (G) 8.30 Infomercials. (G) 10.30 The Shopping Channel. 11.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (G, R, T) 12.00 Sons Of Tucson. (G, R) 12.30 Home And Away. (G, R, T) 1.00 Dr Phil. (PGR) 2.00 The Dr Oz Show. (PGR) 3.00 The Biggest Loser Australia. (G) 4.00 Rachael Ray. (G) 5.00 Entertainment Tonight. (G) 5.30 Home And Away. (G, T) 1.15 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Joyce Meyer. 5.30 City Impact Church.
SUNDAy
6.00 Religious Programming. 10.30 Sport Box. (G) 12.00 Rugby League. (G) NRL. Sharks v Dragons. 1.15 Hot Property. (G, R) 1.40 Better Homes And Gardens. (G, R) 2.30 Peta Unplugged In Tahiti. (G, R) 3.20 Netball. (G) Trans-Tasman Series. Highlights. 4.10 Super Rugby Highlights. (G) 5.00 Return To River Cottage. (G, R) 5.30 Prime News: First At 5.30. 6.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat. (G) 6.25 Wildlife Patrol. (G) 6.50 Storage Wars. (G) 7.40 Antiques Roadshow. (Return, G) As a new series begins Fiona Bruce and the team are back to determine whether the treasures brought in are commonly owned antiques or, with luck, valuable pieces eagerly sought by collectors. 8.35 Earthflight. (G) Join us for a bird’s-eye view of South America, as condors soar along the Andes, scarlet macaws explore the Amazon and hummingbirds and vultures see the continent’s greatest sights. 9.35 Monroe. (Final, PGR) Someone gets ready for marriage, someone will resign and, in a horrifying turn of events, someone will hover between life and death. 10.30 Sea Patrol. (PGR) 11.20 Earth Under Water. (G, R) 12.20 Home Shopping. (G)
MONDAy 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 12.00 1.00 2.05 3.00
Home Shopping. (G) The Crowd Goes Wild. (G, R) Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) Home Shopping. (G) The Doctors. (G) The Jeff Probst Show. (G) All Saints. (PGR, R) Stargate Universe. (PGR, R) A colony of humans on an alien planet claim that they are the 2,000-year-old descendants of Destiny’s crew. 4.00 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G, R) 5.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) Game show hosted by Andrew O’Keefe that gives contestants the opportunity to win up to $200,000 each night. 5.30 Prime News - First At 5.30. 12.05 Rugby League. (G) NRL. Warriors v Cowboys. Replay. 1.50 Home Shopping. (G)
KEy: T Teletext R Repeat S Stereo P Premiere F Final RATINGS: G General exhibition PG Parental guidance recommended M Suitable for mature audiences AO Adults only 16 Approved for persons 16 and over 18 Approved for persons 18 and over c Content may offend l Language may offend s Sexual content may offend v contains violence
MOVIE The Time Traveller’s Wife TV2, Sunday, 8.35pm Directed by Robert Schwentke Chicago librarian Henry DeTamble (Eric Bana) has a genetic disorder that causes him to involuntarily travel through time, but he nevertheless manages to build a relationship with artist Clare Abshire (Rachel McAdams) in this adaptation of Audrey Niffenegger’s hugely popular novel. Romance, adventure and science fiction combine in a rich tale of love and loss.
FOUR FOUR TODAY 6.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 6.55 Pingu. (G, R)
7.00 Rocko’s Modern Life. (G, R) 7.25 Scaredy Squirrel. (G, R) 7.50 All Grown Up. (G, R) 8.15 Invader Zim. (G) 8.40 Hot Wheels Battle Force 5: Fused. (G, R) 9.05 Hot Wheels Battle Force 5: Fused. (G, R) 9.30 Power Rangers: Samurai. (G, R) 9.55 Infomercials. (G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 3.00 Barney And Friends. (G, R) 3.30 Bryan & Bobby. (G, R) 3.40 Pukana. (G) 4.05 Drake And Josh. (G, R) 4.35 Kenan & Kel. (G, R) 5.05 Sabrina The Teenage Witch. (G) 5.30 Big Time Rush. (G, R) 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments. (G, R) 6.30 FILM: Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! (2009, G, R) Voices of Tim Curry, Jerry Lewis, Matt Lauer. George sets off on a wild cross-country adventure after he innocently decides to reunite an elephant with his family. 8.15 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. (PGR) Kim plans a trip to Las Vegas to celebrate her son’s birthday, but she fails to invite Kyle. 9.15 Face Off. (PGR) The competing artists are tasked with creating original movie monsters based on sketches done by children. 10.15 Excused. (AO) 10.40 Poker After Dark. (PGR) 11.40 The Edge On FOUR. (R) 12.10 Infomercials. (G) Sunday 6.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 6.55 Pingu. (G, R) 7.00 Rocko’s Modern Life. (G, R) 7.25 Casper Scare School. (G) 7.50 All Grown Up. (G, R) 8.15 Invader Zim. (G) 8.40 Go Diego Go. (G, R) 9.00 Wonder Pets. (G, R) 9.25 Dora The Explorer. (G, R) 9.55 Sticky TV Omnibus. (G) 12.00 Glee. (PGR, R) 12.40 Glee. (PGR, R) 1.25 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion. (G, R) 1.35 Hey Arnold! (G, R) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 3.00 Barney And Friends. (G, R) 3.25 Bryan & Bobby. (G, R) 3.35 Pukana. (G) 4.00 Drake And Josh. (G, R) 4.25 Kenan & Kel. (G, R) 4.50 Sabrina The Teenage Witch. (G) 5.15 iCarly. (G, R) 5.40 iCarly. (G, R) 6.05 Life’s Funniest Moments. (G, R) 6.30 Top Chef Just Desserts. (G) A sweet salute to the 1971 film ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ tasks the chefs to create a ‘Pure Imagination Room’, and all objects in it must be edible. 7.15 Survivor: Caramoan - Fans v Favorites. (G) Another castaway is voted out of the game. 8.00 How I Met your Mother. (PGR, R) As Ted and Robin hit a new relationship milestone, Barney does everything he can to derail them. 8.25 How I Met your Mother. (PGR, R) Marshall has a bachelor party and Lily has a bridal shower, meanwhile, Barney ruins the bachelor party, and Robin buys Lily a particular gift, unaware that the party’s guests are almost entirely Lily’s elders. 8.45 Rules Of Engagement. (PGR, R) When Russell takes his date to a magic show, the magician makes her disappear. 9.10 Raising Hope. (PGR) Virginia agrees to be a live-in house sitter for her client and look after a troublesome teenage girl. 9.30 Raising Hope. (PGR) When Sarah Louise announces her plans to run for another term as chairperson of the Natesville church group, Burt decides to run against her. 9.55 The Ricky Gervais Show. (AO, R) 3003