Television Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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6am Breakfast 9am Good Morning 10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 30 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon One News 0 12:30 Emmerdale PGR Moira is in constant fear of what James might do; Declan and Charity are in for a rough ride; Megan has been causing mischief. 0 1:30 Coronation Street PGR 3 0 2pm May The Best House Win Abroad Former antiques dealer Christopher Taylor opens his home to three rivals in the Garonne region in south-west France, before they all board Caroline Lamb’s houseboat. 3pm Selling Houses Australia 0 3:55 Te Karere 2 0 4:25 The Chase 0 5:25 Millionaire – Hot Seat 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 My Kitchen Rules NZ The bottom two teams face sudden death, cooking for Ben Bayly, Gareth Stewart, and guests Robert Oliver, Nadia Lim, Grace Ramirez, and Sean Connolly. 0 8:35 Intrepid NZ 0 9:35 Dangerous Dogs 0 10:35 One News 0
11:05 Offspring AO 3 0 12:05 English Premier League (Highlights) 1:15 Te Karere 3 2 0 1:40 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2 0
CHOICE TV 6am Benny Hinn 6:30 Beat My Build 7:30 Wild At Heart 8:30 Hairy Bikers – Everyday Gourmets 9:40 Better Homes And Gardens 11am Crashers 11:30 Auction Hunters Noon Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds 1pm My Dream Home 2pm Beat My Build 3pm The Jonathan Ross Show PGR 4pm Sophie In The Souk 4:30 The Cook And The Chef 5pm Storage Hoarders 6pm Gourmet Farmer 6:30 Crashers 7pm American Restoration Mike and Frank travel the country looking for antique gold. 7:30 The Wild West With Ray Mears A look at how America’s three great mountain ranges challenged the westward push of the pioneers. 8pm Baz’s Extreme Worlds PGR 8:30 Best Of Fishing NZ 9pm IFish 9:30 Lonely Planet’s Year Of Adventures 10:30 American Restoration 11pm Storage Hoarders
THURSDAY
Midnight Gourmet Farmer 12:30 Benny Hinn 1am The Jonathan Ross Show PGR 2am Sophie In The Souk 2:30 The Cook And The Chef 3am Crashers 3:30 Eco-Challenge 4am The Wild West With Ray Mears 4:30 Baz’s Extreme Worlds PGR 5am Best Of Fishing NZ 5:30 IFish
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6am 3 News – Firstline 8:30 Infomercials 3 10:30 The Dr Oz Show PGR Dr Oz presents the candidates in his Awkward Hall of Shame. 11:30 Entertainment Tonight 3 Noon 3 News 12:30 Baggage PGR Game show hosted by Jerry Springer. 1pm Dr Phil AO An interview with the woman who allegedly leaked tapes to the media that included racist comments made by LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling. 1:55 The Block NZ 3 0 3pm The Real Housewives Of OC 3:55 Rachael Ray 4:55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 30 5:25 Million Dollar Minute 6pm 3 News 7pm Campbell Live 7:30 The Block NZ The teams are challenged to get creative with their front doors; one team wins the opportunity for some luxury pampering. 0 8:40 3rd Degree Current affairs programme hosted by Samantha Hayes and Duncan Garner. 0 9:40 Gang Related AO 0 10:40 The Paul Henry Show
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Peppa Pig 3 7am Sticky TV 3 7:30 Scaredy Squirrel 3 7:55 Rocko’s Modern Life 3 8:25 Chuggington 8:35 Humf 3 8:45 Peppa Pig 3 8:55 Bob The Builder 3 9:05 Thomas And Friends 3 9:15 Tree Fu Tom 3 9:35 Barney And Friends 3 10am Infomercials 3 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Sticky TV Featuring – Franklin and Friends and Dream Defenders. 4:30 Smash! Music and entertainment presented by Marty Hehewerth and Stephanie Monks. 6pm The Nanny 3 0 6:30 Just Shoot Me! 3 0 7pm The Simpsons PGR 3 0 7:30 The Simpsons PGR 8pm Community PGR The gang goes to InspecTiCon, the annual Inspector Spacetime convention, where Abed meets his pen pal, causing a rift between him and Troy. 8:30 M 40 Days and 40 Nights AO 3 2002 Comedy. Josh Hartnett, Shannyn Sossamon. 0 10:30 Chaos PGR (Starting Today) 3
6:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 7am Deal Or No Deal 3 7:30 Home Shopping Noon The Doctors PGR 1pm The Test PGR Celebrities and viewers answer moral questions. 1:55 Whose Line Is It Anyway? UK PGR 3 2:25 MythBusters PGR 3 3:30 The Late Show With David Letterman 4:30 Hot Bench Judge Judy’s latest creation adds a new dynamic to courtroom disputes, with three new judges exchanging debate before giving a verdict. 5pm Deal Or No Deal 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 3
11:30 The Inbetweeners AO3 0 Midnight F $#*! My Dad Says PGR 3 0 12:25 Kitchen Nightmares AO 3 0 1:20 Infomercials 2:25 Vampire Diaries AO 3 0 3:10 Jane By Design 3 3:55 Bethenny PGR 3 4:40 The 4:30 Show 3 5:05 Neighbours 3 0 5:30 Infomercials
11:10 NCIS AO 3 The NCIS team investigates a warehouse fire with the Baltimore PD after missing naval documents are found at the site; Tony reunites with a boy from his past. 0 12:10 Infomercials 3
11:30 Entertainment Tonight 11:55 Infomercials 3
11:15 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon A celebrity chat show. 12:15 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 An irreverent daily sports and entertainment show. 12:45 Home Shopping 2:15 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 2:45 Home Shopping
7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 MythBusters PGR Adam and Jamie test a movie myth where a man cheats death after being t’boned by a truck; the others determine how to squeeze every cent out of one’s petrol. 8:30 M Die Hard AO 1988 Action. Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia.
MAORI TV
THE BOX 6am Law And Order MV 6:50 The Simpsons PG 7:15 Pawn Stars PG 7:40 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 8:05 Survivor – All Star PG 8:55 NCIS – LA MV 9:45 SVU MV 10:35 NCIS PGV 11:25 Elementary MV 12:15 Chosen MVL 1:05 NCIS – LA MV 1:55 Law And Order MV 2:45 Survivor – All Star PG 3:35 Raw MC 6:35 The Simpsons PG 7pm Pawn Stars PG 7:30 NCIS PGV 8:30 NCIS – LA MV 9:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 10:30 SVU MV 11:30 NCIS PGV
THURSDAY
12:30 Survivor – All Star PG 1:20 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 1:45 Law And Order MV 2:35 SVU MV 3:25 NCIS – LA MV 4:20 Criminal Minds 16VS 5:10 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG
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6am Cricket – International (Highlights) 6:30 UFC Now 7:30 Motorsport – Nascar Sprint Cup Series (Highlights) 8:30 Motorcycling – British Superbike Championship (Highlights) 9:30 UFC Now 10:30 Golf – LPGA Tour (Highlights) 11am Golf Central 11:30 Golf – European Tour (Highlights) Noon Golf – Asian Tour (Highlights) 1pm Golf – Champions Tour (Highlights) 2pm Cricket – International (Highlights) 2:30 Golf – US PGA Tour (Highlights) 3:30 Golf – European Tour (Highlights) 4pm Sky Sports News UK 4:30 Rugby – Bledisloe Cup (Highlights) 5pm Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 5:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 6pm Rugby – 1st XV Review 7pm #SkyRugby – Breakdown 7:30 Rugby Nation 8:30 Rugby – Bledisloe Cup (Replay) Australia v All Blacks. From Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane. 10:30 Golf – Champions Tour (Highlights) Greater Hickory Kia Classic. From Rock Barn in Conover, North Carolina.
11:30 Golf – US PGA Tour (Highlights) 12:30 Golf – LPGA Tour (Highlights) 1am Fight Night 3am Golf – Champions Tour (Highlights) 4am Golf – US PGA Tour (Highlights) 5am Golf – European Tour (Highlights) 5:30 #SkySpeed
SKY SPORT 2 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Nga Pari Karangaranga o te Motu 3 6:30 Ako 3 2 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 #Hakanation 8pm Kuia 3 8:30 Kowhao Rau 9:30 Te Tepu 2 10pm Te Kauta PGR 3 10:30 Native Affairs 3 11:30 Te Kaea 3 2 Midnight Closedown
DISCOVERY
7:30pm on TV One
MOVIES PREMIERE
6am Auction Kings PG 6:30 Deadliest Catch PG Bering Sea Swim Club. 7:30 Man v Wild PG Oregon. 8:30 MythBusters PG Fire v Ice. 9:30 Rise Of The Machines PG Ultimate Dragster. 10:30 The Unexplained Files M The Real Exorcist; The Mystery of the Dying Elk. 11:30 I’d Kill For You M 12:30 Evil, I M Bad Samaritan. 1pm Evil, I M Eyes are My Prize. 1:30 Redrum M The Yoga Shop Murder. 2pm Redrum M A Deadly Drive. 2:30 Kodiak PG Do or Die Together. 3:30 Aeroplane Repo PG 4:30 Bering Sea Gold PG 5:30 MythBusters M 6:30 Commandos PG 7:30 Deadliest Catch – The Bait PG 8:30 Deadliest Catch M 9:30 Abalone Wars PG 10:30 Ice Lake Rebels M 11:30 Scorned – Love Kills M
THURSDAY
My Kitchen Rules NZ
12:30 Deadline Crime With Tamron Hall M 1:30 Nightmare Next Door M 2:30 Auction Kings PG 3am Deadliest Catch M 4am Disappeared PG 5am Dirty Jobs PG
6:25 Bafta: A Life In Pictures – Martin Scorsese PG 2011 Documentary. 6:55 The Guilt Trip MLS 2012 Comedy. Seth Rogen, Barbra Streisand. 8:30 Paranoia MVL 2013 Thriller. Liam Hemsworth, Harrison Ford. 10:15 The Making Of Fury PG 10:35 The Selling Of Scarry Manor MV 2010 Comedy. Gabriel Diani, Jonathan Klein. 12:05 Homefront 16VL 2013 Action. Jason Statham, James Franco. 1:45 The Guilt Trip MLS 2012 Comedy. Seth Rogen, Barbra Streisand. 3:20 Paranoia MVL 2013 Thriller. Liam Hemsworth, Harrison Ford. 5:05 Let Go M 2011 Comedy. David Denman, Kevin Hart. 6:55 The Possession 16VL 2012 Horror. 8:30 The Fifth Estate MVL 2013 Drama. 10:40 Red Dawn MVL 2012 Action.
THURSDAY
12:15 Jackass Presents – Bad Grandpa 16LS 2013 Comedy. 1:55 Let Go M 2011 Comedy. 3:45 The Possession 16VL 2012 Horror. 5:15 Red Dawn MVL 2012 Action.
2 Broke Girls
9:00pm on TV2
MOVIES GREATS 6:35 Ghost Rider MV 2007 Action. Nicolas Cage, Wes Bentley, Eva Mendes. 8:25 The Waterboy ML 1998 Comedy. Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Fairuza Balk. 9:55 Just Like Heaven PGS 2005 Romantic Comedy. Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo. 11:30 The Whole Nine Yards MVLS 2000 Crime Comedy. Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. 1:10 Ghost Rider MV 2007 Action. Nicolas Cage, Wes Bentley, Eva Mendes. 3pm Run, Fat Boy, Run ML 2007 Comedy. Simon Pegg, Hank Azaria, Thandie Newton. 4:40 Legends Of The Fall MVLS 1994 Drama. 6:50 Bring It On MS 2000 Drama. 8:30 Underworld – Rise Of The Lycans 16V 2009 Action. 10:05 Sex And The City 16LS 2008 Comedy.
THURSDAY
12:30 Monster 18VLS 2003 Crime. 2:20 The Kids Are All Right 16LS 2010 Drama. 4:05 Run, Fat Boy, Run ML 2007 Comedy. 5:45 Legends Of The Fall MVLS 1994 Drama.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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6am Creflo Dollar 6:30 Tiki Tour 0 6:55 Stitch! 3 0 7:20 Matt Hatter Chronicles 0 7:50 Thundercats 0 8:15 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 8:40 Mike The Knight 3 0 8:50 Fireman Sam 3 0 9am Infomercials 11am Neighbours 3 0 11:30 Home And Away 3 0 Noon Shortland Street PGR 3 0 12:30 Jeremy Kyle USA 1:30 Jeremy Kyle USA 2:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 0 3:28 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 3:30 Adventure Time 3 0 4pm Kickin It 0 4:30 The 4:30 Show 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 Home And Away 0 6pm Friends 3 0 6:30 Neighbours 0 7pm Shortland Street PGR 0 7:30 Mike and Molly PGR 0 8pm The Middle 0 8:30 The Big Bang Theory PGR 0 9pm 2 Broke Girls PGR Sophie is depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, so Max offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business. 0 9:30 Devious Maids AO 0 10:30 Anger Management 0
6:30 Pukoro 3 2 7am Miharo 3 2 7:30 Pukana 3 2 8am Toi Whakaari 3 8:30 Te Kaea 3 2 9am Nga Pari Karangaranga o te Motu 3 9:30 Kai Time On The Road 3 10am Korero Mai 3 11am Toku Reo 3 Noon Korero Mai 3 1pm Toku Reo 3 2pm Korero Mai 3 3pm Kai Time On The Road 3 3:30 Pukoro 2 4pm Miharo 3 2 4:30 Pukana 2 5pm Toi Whakaari
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22Oct14
6am Fight Night Steve Cunningham v Natu Visinia. 7:30 Arena Access 8am The Golf Fix 9am Golf – Big Break NFL 10am Golf – Chasing The Dream 11am Basketball – NBL Championship (Replay) New Zealand Breakers v Adelaide 36ers. 1pm UFC Now 2pm Basketball – NBL Championship (Replay) Melbourne United v New Zealand Breakers. 4pm Golf – Asian Tour (Highlights) Hong Kong Open. 5pm Golf – Champions Tour (Highlights) Greater Hickory Kia Classic. 6pm Sky Sport – What’s On 6:30 Cricket – International (Highlights) New Zealand v South Africa – First One-Day International. From Bay Oval in Mt Maunganui. 7pm Jetboating – New Zealand Sprint Championships (Highlights) 7:30 Football League Show 8pm Football – A-League Highlights Show 8:30 UFC Now 9:30 Fight Night (Replay) Gennady Golovkin v Marco Antonio Rubio. 11:30 UFC – Ultimate Head Knocks
THURSDAY
Midnight Cycling – Paris Tours 12:30 #SkySpeed 1am Motorsport – Nascar Sprint Cup Series (Highlights) Geico 500. 2am Basketball – NBL Championship (Replay) New Zealand Breakers v Adelaide 36ers. 4am Basketball – NBL Championship (Replay) Melbourne United v New Zealand Breakers.
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