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ASHBURTON GUARDIAN, Saturday, June 15, 2013
Television
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PRIME
6.00 Te Karere. (R, T) 6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar. (G, R, T) 7.00 Rural Delivery. 7.30 Fair Go. (R, T) 8.00 60 Minute Makeover. (G, R) 9.00 Chinese Food In Minutes. (G, R) 9.30 Come Dine With Me Omnibus. (PGR, R, T) 12.00 Michel Roux’s Service. (G) 1.00 Annabel Langbein The Free Range Cook: Simple Pleasures. (Return, G, R, T) 1.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (Return, G, R, T) 2.00 The Chase. (G, T) 3.00 Four Weddings. (PGR, R, T) 4.00 Intrepid Journeys. (G, R, T) 5.00 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green. (G, R, T) 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Hyundai Country Calendar. (G, T) 7.30 Coasters. (G, T) 8.00 Dishing Up Australia With Al Brown. (G, T) 8.30 Come Dine With Me. (G, R, T) A daily lifestyle show that sees five very different people competing to be named the ultimate dinner party host. 9.35 Whitechapel. (Final, AO, T) With the body count rising, Miles and Chandler begin to disagree over the direction of the investigation, and struggle to put aside their differences. 10.35 FILM: Michael Clayton. (2007, AO, R, T) 1.00 The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand. (AO, T) 1.35 Emmerdale. (PGR, R, T) 3.35 Neighbourhood. (G, R, T) 4.00 Infomercials. 5.30 World Church of God.
6.00 Disney Special Agent Oso. (G, R, T) 6.25 Buzzy Bee And Friends. (G, R, T) 6.30 Pocoyo. (G, R, T) 6.35 Jake & The Neverland Pirates. (G, R, T) 7.00 Small Blacks TV. 7.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles. (G, T) 7.50 The Penguins Of Madagascar. (G, R, T) 8.15 Generator Rex. (G, T) 8.40 Sym-Bionic Titan. (G, R, T) 9.10 Young Justice. (G, T) 9.35 Just The Job. (G, R) 10.00 Fresh. 10.30 Neighbours Omnibus. (G, R, T) 1.00 Shipwrecked: The Island. (Return) 2.00 Hell’s Kitchen. (R, T) 3.00 Bunheads. (PGR) 4.00 Good Luck Charlie. (G, T) 4.30 Girl vs. Boy. (G, R, T) 5.00 Just The Job. 5.30 According To Jim. (G, R, T) 6.00 Wipeout. (G, T) 7.00 FILM: Monsters Inc. (2001, G, R, T) 8.55 FILM: Brothers. (2009, AO, T) Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Toby Maguire. When a decorated Marine goes missing overseas, his brother cares for his wife and children at home, with consequences that shake the foundation of the family. 11.00 FILM: Rachel Getting Married. (2008, AO, T) 1.20 FILM: Gone Baby Gone. (2008, AO, R, T) 3.25 Batman: Year One. (PGR, T) 4.40 Small Blacks TV. (R) 5.05 Fresh. (R) 5.30 It Is Written.
6.00 Charles Stanley. 6.30 Rheem Outdoors With Geoff. (G, R) 7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’. (G, R) 7.30 Knight Rider. (G, R) 8.30 Infomercials. (G) 9.30 The Nation. 10.25 Media3. 11.00 3rd Degree. 12.00 The Little Couple. (PGR, R) 12.30 The Little Couple. (PGR, R) 1.05 The Glee Project. (Final, G, R) 2.00 The X Factor NZ. (G, R) 3.55 The X Factor NZ. (G, R) 5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’. (G) 5.30 ITM Fishing Show. (G) 6.00 3 News. 7.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (G, T) On the menu this week is sizzling beef steak, hoi sin prawn and noodle bowls, mighty mackerel, and mixed tomato and quinoa salad. 7.30 Grand Designs. (G, R, T) Stonemason Adam Purchase and his partner Nicola Brennan convert an important historic ruin into a place to live. 8.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (AO, T) A body is found floating in a mud bath at a popular spiritual retreat center. 9.30 CSI: New york. (AO, T) The CSIs investigate a murder that is linked to a competitive video-gaming tournament. 10.30 Outrageous Fortune. (AO, R, T) 11.30 Law & Order: Los Angeles. (AO) 12.30 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Hillsong. (G) 5.30 Charles Stanley.
6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK. (PGR, R) 12.00 Ruby League. (G) NRL. Round 13. Highlights. 12.30 The Crowd Goes Wild Omnibus. (G, R) 2.30 Masterchef USA. (PGR, R) 3.30 Must Be The Music. (G, R) 4.30 Getaway. (G, R) 5.00 Donna Hay: Fast, Fresh, Simple. (G, R) 5.30 Prime News. 6.00 Australia’s Got Talent. (G) Join Brian McFadden, Dannii Minogue and Kyle Sandilands as they hunt for Australia’s hottest talent. 7.30 New Tricks. (PGR) When the body of a missing computer expert turns up in unusual circumstances the UCOS team find themselves drawn into the unfamiliar world of online activists who call themselves ‘hacktivists’. 8.35 Rugby. (G) Second Game. All Blacks v France. From Eden Park, Auckland. Delayed. 11.05 Mayday. (PGR) Making a routine journey from Berlin, the pilots of a Crossair Flight crash struggling to find the landing in Zurich, investigators comb through the wreckage to solve the riddle of what happened. 12.05 Home Shopping. (G)
SUNDAy 6.00 6.35 6.45 7.35 8.00 8.30 9.00 10.00 10.30 11.00 11.30 11.55
Rural Delivery. (R, T) Gardens Of The World. (G, R) Sunday. (R, T) Tagata Pasifika. (R) Praise Be. Attitude. (T) Q+A. Marae Investigates. Waka Huia. (T) Neighbourhood. (T) Fair Go. (R, T) Coronation Street Omnibus. (PGR, R, T) 1.50 The Truth About Lions. (Final, G, R, T) 2.50 Undercover Boss Australia. (G, R, T) 3.50 Dog Squad. (PGR, R, T) 4.20 The Voice Australia. (G, R, T) 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Sunday. (T) 8.00 The Food Truck. (G, T) Chef Michael Van de Elzen tackles the challenge of making Japanese food even healthier than its reputation, backed up with a quirky pop-up Yakitori bar at the Auckland Seafood Festival. 8.30 Packed To The Rafters. (PGR, T) Coby is head over heels for Frankie and it looks like she feels the same way. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys. (AO, R, T) 10.05 Citizen Khan. (New, PGR, T) 10.45 The Crimson Petal And The White. (AO) 12.00 Q+A. (R) 1.25 Emmerdale. (PGR, R, T) 3.20 Infomercials. 5.30 Believer’s Voice Of Victory.
MONDAy 6.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 11.30 12.00 12.30 1.30 2.00 3.00 3.55 4.25
Breakfast. Good Morning. Ellen. (R) Coach Trip. (PGR, T) House Guest. (G, R) ONE News. (T) Emmerdale. (PGR, T) Come Dine With Me. (PGR) Four Weddings USA. (G, R) Ellen. (G) Te Karere. (T) MasterChef: The Professionals – Australia. (G, T) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat. (G, T)
SUNDAy
6.00 Disney Special Agent Oso. (G, R, T) 6.25 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. (G, R, T) 6.45 The Magic Roundabout. (G, R, T) 7.00 What Now? (R) 7.05 The Looney Tunes Show. (G, T) 7.30 Spongebob Squarepants. (G, T) 8.00 What Now? 10.00 Shortland Street Omnibus. (PGR, R, T) 12.30 FILM: Pay It Forward. (2000, PGR, R, T) 3.00 The Carrie Diaries. (PGR, T) Carrie is thrilled when the juniorsenior lock-in provides the perfect cover for a night out in Manhattan with Larissa and her Interview co-workers. 4.00 Ellen. (G) Ellen needs a new car, so Adam gives her some aggressive bargaining tips. 4.30 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. (G, R, T) Will and Carlton get into a fight over a girl, which threatens their friendship. 5.00 Pretty Little Liars. (G, T) 6.00 All New America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, T) 6.30 The War At Home. (G, R, T) 7.00 Renters. (PGR, R, T) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PGR, R, T) 8.00 Mike & Molly. (PGR, T) 8.30 FILM: Arthur. (2011, AO, T) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn’t like. 10.40 Wentworth. (AO, R, T) 11.45 FILM: Identity. (2003, AO, R, T) 1.30 Happy Town. (AO, R, T) 2.25 Distraction USA. (AO, R, T) 2.50 Infomercials. 3.20 20/20. (R, T) 4.10 It Is Written. (R) 4.40 Anderson. (PGR, R) 5.30 Infomercials.
MONDAy
6.00 Creflo. 6.30 Buzzy Bee And Friends. (G, R, T) 6.35 Tiki Tour. (G, R, T) 7.00 Grizzly Tales. (G, R, T) 7.25 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. (G, R, T) 7.50 Pokemon: Black and White. (G, T) 8.15 Franklin. (G, R, T) 8.40 Mike The Knight. (G, R, T) 8.50 Fireman Sam. (G, T) 9.00 Infomercials. 10.30 Neighbours. (G, R, T) 11.00 Shortland Street. (PGR, R, T) 11.30 Spin City. (PGR, R, T) 12.00 Hart Of Dixie. (PGR, R, T) 1.00 Jeremy Kyle. (PGR) 2.00 Jeremy Kyle USA. (AO) 3.00 Mr Men. (G, R, T) 3.05 Doc McStuffins. (G, T) 3.30 Kung Fu Panda. (G, T) 4.00 Good Luck Charlie. (G, R, T) 4.30 The Erin Simpson Show. 5.01 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, T) 5.30 Hope And Faith. (G, R, T)
SUNDAy 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.00 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.55
Life TV. (G) Brian Houston @ Hillsong. (G) Charles Stanley. (G) The Nation. Three60. Think Tank. (G) Home And Away Omnibus. (G, T) Entertainment Tonight Weekend. (G) 1.00 Hamish & Andy’s Euro Gap year. (PGR, R) 2.00 Dog Patrol. (PGR, R, T) 2.30 Emergency Heroes. (PGR, R, T) 3.00 Motorsport. NZ Road Race C’ship. Round 4. From Hampton Downs. 3.25 Motorsport. UDC V8 Utes. Round 4. From Pukekohe. Highlights. 3.55 Motorsport. World Speedway Grand Prix. Round 3. From Gothenburg Sweden. Highlights. 5.00 PlaceMakers Big Angry Fish. (G, R) 5.30 The Simpsons. (G, R, T) 6.00 3 News. 7.00 The X Factor NZ. (G) 8.35 FILM: Die Hard 4.0. (2006, AO, R, T) Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant. Detective John McClane is asked to capture a computer hacker suspected of being involved in a cyber attack, but instead finds himself matching wits with a terrorist intent on paralysing the US using the internet. 11.10 FILM: Idlewild. (2006, AO, R, T) 1.45 Infomercials. (G) 5.00 Joyce Meyer. 5.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV. (G)
MONDAy 6.00 8.30 10.30 11.30 12.00 12.30 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30
3 News: Firstline. Infomercials. (G) The Shopping Channel. Everybody Loves Raymond. (G, R, T) 3 News. Home And Away. (G, R, T) Dr Phil. (AO) The Dr Oz Show. (PGR) Top Chef: Just Desserts. (PGR, R) Rachael Ray. (G) Entertainment Tonight. (G) Home And Away. (T)
SUNDAy
6.00 Religious Programming. (G) 10.30 Sport Box. (G) 12.00 Rugby League. (G) NRL. Raiders v Panthers. Highlights. 1.00 Hot Property. (G, R) 1.30 Toyota Grassroots Rugby. (G) 2.30 Netball. (G) ANZ C’ship. Highlights. 3.25 Rugby. (G) Second Game. All Blacks v France. From Eden Park, Auckland. Replay. 5.30 Prime News. 6.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat. (G) 6.30 Nigella Feasts. (G) Nigella makes Grilled Haloumi with Egg and Mint and for dessert – Chocohotopots. 7.00 Storage Wars. (G) Is the doctor in? When Barry finds an antique medical device it will take another ‘antique’ to appraise it. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow. (G) Among the objects under scrutiny tonight are the first aid box that accompanied Shackleton to the Antarctic in 1914 and a small but valuable relic from the Titanic. 8.35 Weekend Murders: Midsomer Murders. (AO) In the midst of a Civil War re-enactment at Quitewell Hall a headless horseman is spotted, foreshadowing death for the aristocratic DeQuetteville family. 11.45 Rugby League. (G) NRL. Roosters v Warriors. Delayed. 1.30 Home Shopping. (G)
MONDAy
6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 6.30 The Crowd Goes Wild. (G, R) 7.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) 7.30 Home Shopping. (G) 12.00 The Doctors. (PGR) 1.00 The Jeff Probst Show. (PGR) 2.05 America’s Got Talent. (G, R) 4.00 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G, R) 5.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) Game show hosted by Andrew O’Keefe that gives contestants the opportunity to win up to $200,000 each night. 5.30 Prime News.
KEy: T Teletext R Repeat S Stereo P Premiere F Final RATINGS: G General exhibition PG Parental guidance recommended M Suitable for mature audiences AO Adults only 16 Approved for persons 16 and over 18 Approved for persons 18 and over c Content may offend l Language may offend s Sexual content may offend v contains violence
MOVIE Brothers TV2, 8.55pm (2009, AO) War, what is it good for? Providing inspiration for Hollywood scriptwriters it would seem. In the wake of high-tension war dramas The Hurt Locker and Green Zone, Jake Gyllenhaal (below with Tobey Maguire) stars as a man who comforts his sibling’s wife (Natalie Portman) after her soldier husband (Maguire) goes missing in Afghanistan in Jim Sheridan’s sombre melodrama.
FOUR TODAy 6.00 Sesame Street. (G) 6.55 Pingu. (G) 7.00 Rocko’s Modern Life. (G) 7.30 Casper Scare School. (G) 7.55 All Grown Up. (G) 8.20 Scaredy Squirrel. (G) 8.40 Hot Wheels Battle Force 5: Fused. (G) 9.05 Redakai. (G) 9.30 Redakai. (G) 9.55 Infomercials. (G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G) 3.00 Barney And Friends. (G) 3.30 Bryan & Bobby. (G) 3.40 Pukana. (G) 4.05 Drake And Josh. (G) 4.35 Kenan & Kel. (G) 5.05 Mr. Young. (G) 5.30 Big Time Rush. (G) 6.00 The Simpsons. (G) 6.30 FILM: Rookie Of The year. (1993, G) Thomas Ian Nicholas, Daniel Stern, Gary Busey. A young baseballer is recruited by a Major League team after breaking his arm and gaining the ability to throw at incredible speeds. 8.45 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. (PGR) The ladies fly to Paris without Taylor, but Kim raises suspicions when she arrives late and exhibits increasingly bizarre behaviour. 9.45 Millionaire Matchmaker. (AO) Andy Cohen hosts a Valentine’s Day outing featuring Patti Stanger, who shares romantic advice to viewers and offers love-life pointers to chef Roble Ali and Lilly Ghalic. 10.40 Excused. (AO) 11.10 Poker After Dark. (PGR) 12.00 Infomercials. (G) SUNDAy 6.00 Sesame Street. (G) 6.55 Pingu. (G) 7.00 Rocko’s Modern Life. (G) 7.30 Casper Scare School. (G) 7.50 All Grown Up. (G) 8.15 Scaredy Squirrel. (G) 8.40 Go, Diego, Go! (G) 9.05 Wonder Pets. (G) 9.30 Dora The Explorer. (G) 9.55 Sticky TV Omnibus. (G) 12.00 Infomercials. (G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G) 3.00 Barney And Friends. (G) 3.30 Bryan & Bobby. (G) 3.40 Pukana. (G) 4.05 Drake And Josh. (G) 4.35 Kenan & Kel. (G) 5.05 Mr. Young. (G) 5.30 The Suite Life On Deck. (G) 6.00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch. (G) 7.00 Raising Hope. (PGR) 7.30 Top Chef. (PGR) 8.30 How I Met your Mother. (PGR, R) When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his break-up with Stella. 9.00 Rules Of Engagement. (PGR, R) Russell thinks he’s going on a cruise for ‘Red Hot’ ladies, not realising it’s ‘Red Hat’ ladies over the age of 50. 9.30 It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (PGR) After an annoying bar patron enrages the gang, Mac and Dee take to the Internet to cyber-stalk their prey, while Dennis and Charlie track him the old-fashioned way. 9.55 Wilfred. (AO) Ryan’s mother is ready to return to the real world after 20 years at a sanitarium, and it’s Ryan who has to take her in. 10.25 Perfect Couples. (PGR) Vance and Amy get cold feet, and Dave and Julia prepare their toasts for the wedding. 10.50 Entertainment Tonight Weekend. (G) 11.50 Infomercials. (G) MONDAy 6.00 Sesame Street. (G) 6.55 Pingu. (G) 7.00 Sticky TV. (G) 7.30 Scaredy Squirrel. (G) 7.55 Hey Arnold! (G) 8.20 Chuggington. (G) 8.30 Bananas In Pyjamas. (G) 8.45 HUMF. (G) 8.50 Bob The Builder. (G) 9.00 Thomas & Friends. (G) 9.10 Peppa Pig. (G) 9.15 Peppa Pig. (G) 9.20 Barney And Friends. (G) 9.50 Tickety Toc. (G) 10.00 Infomercials. (G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G) 3.00 Sticky TV. (G) 4.30 FOUR Live. (G) 1506