Television Saturday, May 14, 2016
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FOUR
PRIME
SKY SPORT 1
6am Rural Delivery 0 6:25 The Fishing Show – Classic Episodes 0 7am Sunday 0 7:35 Tagata Pasifika 8am Praise Be 8:30 Attitude 0 9am Q+A 0 10am Waka Huia 10:30 Marae PGR 2 11am Neighbourhood 0 11:30 Fair Go 3 11:55 Frozen Planet 0 12:55 SPCA Rescue 0 1:25 Coasters 0 1:55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 0 2:55 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones 0 3:55 Biggest And Baddest 0 4:55 Animals Unexpected 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Sunday 0 7:45 Mastermind 0 8:30 Blindspot AO 0 9:30 The Family AO Determined to find the kidnapper, Nina devises a dangerous plan to capture him; Willa deals with her feelings for Bridey, who reveals the truth of Adam’s identity. 0 10:30 The Missing AO 0
6am Sooty 3 0 6:20 Little Monstar 3 0 6:25 Art Attack 3 0 6:50 Henry Hugglemonster 3 0 7:15 The Tom And Jerry Show 3 0 7:35 Get Ace 3 0 8am What Now NZ country-music duo Mae Valley perform live in the studio. 10am Jessie Emma and Bryn’s friendship is tested when they co-anchor their school’s morning announcements. 0 10:25 The Voice PGR The knockout rounds continue with Miley Cyrus as the key adviser. 0 Noon Shortland Street Omnibus PGR 3 0 2:30 The Family Tools 3pm Trophy Wife 0 3:30 Home And Away Omnibus 0 6pm Betty White’s Off Their Rockers 0 6:30 The Middle 0 7pm My Kitchen Rules 0 8:15 The Simpsons PGR Professor Frink’s new invention turns him into a ladies’ man; a new pill at the Springfield Retirement Castle causes Grandpa to hallucinate back to his happiest moments. 0 8:45 M 12 Years A Slave AO 2013 Historical Drama. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Kenneth Williams, Michael Fassbender. 0
6am Life TV 6:30 Brian Houston 7am Charles Stanley 8am Universal Church Of The Kingdom Of God 8:30 Turning Point 9am R & R 9:30 The Hui 10am The Nation 0 11:05 Big Angry Fish (Starting Today) 3 11:55 Entertainment Tonight Weekend 1pm Motorsport – Extreme 4x4 Part Two. 1:30 Motorsport – NHRA Drag-Racing Series Charlotte – Round Five. 2:30 Motorsport – D1NZ Round Four – Part Two. 3pm Motorsport – MotoGP France – Round Five. 4pm Motorsport – FIA World Endurance Championship Spa – Round Two. 5pm Ice Road Truckers 3 0 6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm 7pm M The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey PGR 2012 Fantasy Adventure. Hobbit Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim Erebor with the help of wizard Gandalf the Grey and 13 dwarves led by legendary warrior Thorin Oakenshield. Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage. 0 10:15 Westside AO 3 0
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Emma! 3 7am Strawberry Shortcake 3 7:25 Wonder Pets 3 7:50 Ready, Steady, Wiggles 3 8am Bob The Builder 3 8:10 Fireman Sam 3 0 8:20 The Winx Club 3 8:45 Julius Jr 3 9:10 Thomas And Friends 9:20 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 3 9:30 Sticky TV Omnibus Noon Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Infomercials 4:30 Pukana 2 5pm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 6pm Victorious 3 6:30 M Monte Carlo PGR 2010 Comedy. Three women on holiday in Paris accidentally find themselves taken to Monte Carlo after one of them is mistaken for a British heiress. 8:35 M Baggage Claim PGR 2013 Comedy. A flight attendant finally has the chance to find Mr Right, but she must travel 50,000 kilometres to do it. Paula Patton, Taye Diggs. 10:35 Entertainment Tonight Weekend The biggest entertainment stories of the last week.
6am Religious Programming 10:30 Sport Box The best of the past week’s sports from New Zealand and around the world. Noon Mythbusters PGR 3 The Mythbusters team investigates two adrenaline-pumping myths. 1pm Benefits… And Proud PGR 3 Heather is one of Britain’s biggest benefit scroungers, and proud of it. The local council is building a house for her family, but, as her benefits increase, so does the controversy. 2pm Shearing Gang PGR 3 2:30 Grassroots Rugby 3:30 Bondi Rescue PGR 3 4pm Animal Airport 3 4:30 Rugby Nation 5:30 Prime News 6pm Life Force Examination of how forces of nature, through evolution, have shaped life in all its forms. 7pm Storage Wars 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 0 8:30 Forensics NZ AO The police are called when an abandoned car is found in Hamilton. The owner, a young mother, has not been seen for days, and her former partner is concerned for her safety. 0 9:30 Elementary PGR 0 10:30 Ross Kemp – Extreme Worlds AO 3
7:15 Small Blacks TV 7:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) 8am Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) 8:35 L Rugby – Super Rugby 10:45 Random Rugby 11am Cycling – Giro D’Italia (Highlights) 11:30 Golf – PGA European Tour Noon Sky Sport News NZ 12:30 Sky Sports UK News 1pm Motorsport – IndyCar Series (Highlights) 1:30 Sky Sport News NZ 2pm Rugby – World Sevens (Highlights) 3:30 Motorcycling – Superbike World Championship (Highlights) 4pm Motorsport – IndyCar Series (Highlights) 4:30 Rugby League – Super League (Highlights) 5pm Rugby League – NRL (Highlights) 5:30 Rugby League – NRL (Highlights) 6pm Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) 6:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) 7pm Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) Hurricanes v Reds. From Westpac Stadium, Wellington. 7:30 Golf – European Tour (Highlights) Afrasia Bank Mauritius Open – Round Three. 8pm L Golf – European Tour Afrasia Bank Mauritius Open – Round Four.
11:40 Q+A 3 Local political-affairs programme. 0 12:50 Attitude 3 0 1:20 Infomercials 1:50 Football – English Premier League 4am Infomercials
11:20 M Flight 7500 AO 2014 Horror Sci-fi. 12:50 Arrow AO 3 0 1:40 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under AO 3 0 2:30 NY ER AO 3 2:55 Infomercials 3:25 Jeremy Kyle PGR 3 4:15 It Is Written 3 4:45 Switched At Birth 3 0 5:30 Infomercials
11:15 M Apollo 13 PGR 1995 Historical Drama. 0 1:40 Infomercials 5:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV 3
11:30 Infomercials
11:30 Top Gear USA AO 3 To determine which American supercar is the best, the hosts select their favourite, and drive from Beverly Hills to a test track in the desert for a performance contest. 12:25 Home Shopping
12:30 L Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage Nine. 3:30 Motorcycling – Superbike World Championship (Highlights) 4am Motorcycling – Superbike World Championship (Highlights) 4:30 L Motorsport – Nascar Sprint Cup Series AAA 400 Drive For Autism.
CHOICE TV
MAORI TV
SKY SPORT 2
6am Natural World – Monkey Thieves 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick 7am Double Your House For Half The Money 8am Getaway 8:30 Backroad Bounty 9:30 Hugh’s Three Good Things 10am Jamie At Home 10:30 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets PGR 11:30 Monkeys Revealed 12:30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 1pm American Restoration 1:30 Being Erica PGR 2:30 Sophie In The Orient 3pm The Kindness Diaries 3:30 Explore 4:30 My France With Manu – Brittany 5:30 Backroad Bounty 6:30 The Living Room 7:30 American Pickers Series that follows two skilled ‘pickers’ as they look for objects with historical, collectible, and pop-culture value. 8:30 M Case 39 AO 2009 Horror Thriller. A social worker fights to save a girl from her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she expected. Renee Zellweger, Bradley Cooper, Jodelle Ferland, Ian McShane. 10:30 Injustice AO 11:30 The Kindness Diaries
10am Game Of Bros PGR 10:30 Media Take 3 11am Native Affairs 3 11:30 Marae Kai Masters 3 12:30 Play PGR 1:30 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals 3 2:30 Poitukohu – Nga Kura Tuarua 3:30 Rugby – French Top 14 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Nga Tangata Taumata Rau PGR 7pm The Laughing Samoans
Midnight Explore 1am My France With Manu – Brittany 2am M Case 39 AO 2009 Horror Thriller. Renee Zellweger, Bradley Cooper, Jodelle Ferland, Ian McShane. 4am American Pickers 5am Backroad Bounty
12:30 You Have Been Warned MONDAY PG 1:25 River Monsters 12:10 Smackdown MVC 1:50 Main PG 2:20 Auction Hunters Event MV 2:40 Crossing Lines PG 2:45 Game Of Pawns MV 3:30 CSI – New York MV M 3:15 River Monsters 4:20 CSI – New York MV 5:10 The PG 4:10 Survive That! M Musketeers MVLS 5:05 Mythbusters PG
MONDAY
THE BOX 6am Survivor – South Pacific PG 6:50 Survivor – South Pacific PG 7:40 Survivor – South Pacific PG 9:20 The Simpsons Super Sunday PG 11:50 Raw MV 2:35 Main Event MV 3:30 Smackdown MV 5:15 RBT MC 5:45 Border Security PG 6:15 Call Of The Wildman PG 6:40 Combat Dealers PG 7:30 The Musketeers MVLS In wartorn France, three Musketeers launch a daring attack on the Spanish and, four years after vowing never to fight again, is Aramis still a Musketeer at heart? 8:30 CSI – New York MV 9:25 CSI – New York MV 10:20 Crossing Lines MV 11:15 The Musketeers MVLS
7:30 Rugby League – NRL Warriors v Penrith Panthers. 8:30 M Milk AO 2008 Drama. The true story of Harvey Milk, an American gay activist who fought for gay rights and became California’s first openly gay elected official. Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco. 10:50 Te Kaea 3 2 11:20 Koroua 3 11:45 Closedown
DISCOVERY 6am Game Of Pawns M 6:30 Mythbusters PG 7:30 Mythbusters PG 8:30 Gold Rush PG 9:55 Gold Rush – The Dirt PG 10:20 Alaska – The Last Frontier M 11:15 You Have Been Warned PG 12:10 Mythbusters PG 1:05 Somali Pirate Takedown PG 2pm Bering Sea Gold PG 2:55 Bering Sea Gold PG 3:50 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:45 Bering Sea Gold PG 5:40 Bering Sea Gold PG 6:35 Alaska – The Last Frontier M 7:30 Life After – Chernobyl PG 8:30 Close Encounters PG 9pm Close Encounters PG 9:30 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman PG 10:30 Treehouse Masters PG 11:30 Mythbusters PG
MONDAY
The Family
9:30pm on TV One
MOVIES PREMIERE 7:25 Close Up – Will Smith PG 7:55 Birdman 16VLSC 2014 Comedy. Michael Keaton, Emma Stone. 9:50 The Purge – Anarchy 16VLC 2014 Horror. Frank Grillo, Zack Gilford. 11:30 Jurassic World MV 2015 Action. Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard. 1:35 Boyhood MVLC 2014 Drama. Ethan Hawke, Patricia Arquette. 4:15 Fury 16VL 2014 Action War. Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf. 6:30 The Hunger Games – Mockingjay: Part One MV 2014 Adventure. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson. 8:30 Focus MVLS 2015 Crime. Will Smith, Margot Robbie. 10:20 The Night Before 16LS 2015 Comedy. Colin Egglesfield, Drew Fuller.
MONDAY
12:05 Horns 16VLSC 2013 Fantasy Thriller. Daniel Radcliffe, Juno Temple. 2:05 Boyhood MVLC 2014 Drama. Ethan Hawke, Patricia Arquette. 4:45 Close Up – Tom Cruise PG 5:15 Focus MVLS 2015 Crime. Will Smith, Margot Robbie.
6am Motorsport – Formula One (Replay) Gran Premio de Espana Pirelli – Qualifying. From Spain. 7:30 L Motorsport – IndyCar Series Grand Prix of Indianapolis. 10am Motorsport – GP2 Series (Replay) Barcelona – Race One. 11am Motorsport – GP3 Series (Replay) Barcelona – Race One. Noon Motorcycling – Superbike World Championship 12 Years a Slave Malaysia – Round One. 8:45pm on TV2 12:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) Hurricanes v Reds. MOVIES GREATS 1pm Rugby League – Super 7:05 Die Hard MVL 1988 Action. League (Highlights) Catalans Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Dragons v Huddersfield Giants. Bonnie Bedelia. 9:15 Forgetting 1:30 L Rugby League – NSW Sarah Marshall 16LS 2008 Cup Newcastle v Illawarra. From Comedy. Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. Hunter Stadium, Newcastle. 11:05 Disclosure 16LS 1994 3:30 L Rugby League – NRL Drama. Michael Douglas, Knights v Eels. From Hunter Stadium, Demi Moore. 1:15 Scary Movie Newcastle. 3 MVL 2003 Comedy. Anna Faris, 6pm L Rugby League – Pamela Anderson, Charlie Sheen. NRL Tigers v Bulldogs. From ANZ 2:40 Brokeback Mountain Stadium, Sydney. MVLS 2005 Drama. Heath Ledger, 8:30 Rugby Nation Highlights and Jake Gyllenhaal. 4:50 Blades Of analysis of the latest rugby action. Glory MS 2007 Comedy. Will Ferrell, 9:20 Cricket – IPL (Highlights) Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler. Royal Challengers Bangalore v 6:25 Jarhead 16VLS 2005 Drama. Gujarat Lions. From M.Chinnaswamy Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx, Stadium, Bengaluru. Peter Sarsgaard. 8:30 The Lord 9:50 Cricket – IPL (Highlights) Of The Rings – The Two Towers Kolkata Knight Riders v Rising Pune MV 2002 Fantasy. Elijah Wood, Supergiants. From Eden Gardens, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen. Kolkata. 11:30 Jerry Maguire MLS 1996 Drama. 10:20 L Cricket – IPL Kings XI Punjab v Sunrisers Hyderabad. MONDAY 1:45 Underworld 16VC 2003 Action From Vidarbha Cricket Association Thriller. 3:45 Brokeback Mountain Stadium, Nagpur. 2:20 L Cricket – IPL Mumbai MVLS 2005 Drama. 5:55 Inside Indians v Delhi Daredevils. From Story – Fatal Attraction MVS 2011 Documentary. Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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