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3 Make Your Point nwtd W &................. Nissen 4 77746 Kiowa Sue nwtd M &........................... Smith 5 Maddie Brand nwtd........................... B Dann 6 8845 Mulberry Brook nwtd..................... K Cassidy 7 Dixie Queen nwtd............................. B Dann 8 3 Opawa Niko nwtd.............................R Breen 9 7 Okuku Muppet nwtd C &..................... Fagan 10 68688 Blue Shorts nwtd P &....................B Conner 5 1.15pm FORBURY MAIDEN SPRINT C0q, 310m 1 False Step nwtd.................................J Dunn 2 Opawa Leighton nwtd L &.................. Wales 3 4 Waimak Dave nwtd....................J McInerney 4 33885 Zip Zap Zappa nwtd...................R Blackburn 5 32 Teevee Garbo nwtd........................... M Flipp 6 7757 Mulberry Hunter nwtd................... K Cassidy 7 Zoe Brand nwtd................................ B Dann 8 53373 Archie’s Doll nwtd S &.....................B Evans 9 68 Sheeza Flower nwtd........................R Breen 10 588 Homebush Cruden nwtd............J McInerney 6 1.32pm WWW.GREYHOUNDASPETS.ORG.NZ C1, 310m 1 38377 Candy’s Dandy 19.11 S &.................Bonnett 2 33474 Parkermon nwtd.........................R Blackburn 3 47774 Are Tee May nwtd............................. M Flipp 4 66671 Homebush Wild (c2) nwtd..........J McInerney 5 52262 Fulla Torque nwtd C &..................D Roberts 6 45513 Secret Venus 19.29 P &.................B Conner 7 23221 Wandy Feather 18.64...................... M Grant 8 42217 Canvas Rider nwtd S &....................B Evans 9 83738 Summerland King 18.93....................J Dunn 10 34147 Campaigner nwtd A &.........................Seque 7 1.50pm BLUE BUBBLE DUNEDIN TAXIS C1, 545m 1 56341 Calm Spirit 33.70............................... J Allen 2 72584 Opawa Patch nwtd.....................J McInerney 3 65884 Moon And Sea 34.08......................... J Allen 4 34x63 Know Honour nwtd........................ G Cleeve 5 3343F Parole To Excel nwtd W &.................. Nissen 6 44541 Bizarro nwtd S &..............................B Evans 7 42314 Indi’s Grace 33.47............................ M Grant 8 74363 Opawa Bart nwtd L &.......................... Wales 9 5x648 Know Chaos nwtd.......................... G Cleeve
10 65266 Law To Excel nwtd W &..................... Nissen 8 2.07pm FORBURY MAIDEN SPRINT C0q, 310m 1 472 Gee Cee Bee nwtd.....................H Anderton 2 23 Harper Mehl nwtd J &......................D Fahey 3 Starburst Blanch nwtd...................... M Grant 4 Emma Brand nwtd............................ B Dann 5 6 Charlie’s Pal nwtd......................J McInerney 6 38747 Redial nwtd........................................J Dunn 7 Be Prepared nwtd............................. B Dann 8 86 Ozy Rules nwtd S &..........................Bonnett 9 75 Opawa Chance nwtd.................J McInerney 10 7 Okuku Muppet nwtd C &..................... Fagan 9 2.25pm ST KILDA VET CLINIC SPRINT C1, 310m 1 36384 Aykroyd nwtd..............................R Blackburn 2 F7723 New Order nwtd S &.........................Bonnett 3 45354 Opaque nwtd A &...............................Seque 4 46635 Another Jewel nwtd...................J McInerney 5 18685 Hit The Lip 18.96.............................S Fagan 6 88311 Ziggy War Paint nwtd M &................... Smith 7 17843 Opawa Blaze 19.12 L &...................... Wales 8 x5433 Ignite The Light nwtd M &..................Jopson 9 84835 Wandy Paul nwtd............................. M Grant 10 55445 James Arthur nwtd.............................J Dunn 10 2.42pm BROCKLEBANKS DRY CLEANERS C1, 310m 1 27131 But It’s Great (c2) nwtd..............J McInerney 2 87687 Merely A Dream nwtd S &................Bonnett 3 14634 Starburst Hannah nwtd.................... M Grant 4 33862 Mr. Jake Blues nwtd...................R Blackburn 5 13225 Party Rock nwtd S &........................B Evans 6 56724 Jimmy Cee 18.68.............................. M Flipp 7 11531 Tekoa nwtd S &.................................Bonnett 8 34471 New Ingilltab nwtd P &...................B Conner 9 17725 Kenny’s Comet nwtd M &..................... Smith 10 25737 What A Dump 18.78 J &.........................May 11 2.58pm SPEEDPRINT SHOP STAKES C2, 545m 1 71454 Judge To Excel nwtd W &.................. Nissen 2 3342F Sahara Storm nwtd........................... M Flipp 3 76363 Thrilling Jonah 32.75....................... M Grant 4 18473 Monty Dosh nwtd L &......................... Wales 5 446x3 Fear Go nwtd................................. G Cleeve
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Otago greyhound fields and form Otago Greyhound Racing Club Venue: Forbury Park Raceway Meeting Date: 09 Nov 2012 NZ Meeting number: 9 Doubles : 1 and 2; 3 and 4; 5 and 6; 7 and 8; 9 and 10; 11 and 12; 13 and 14 Trebles : 1, 2 and 3; 5, 6 and 7; 8, 9 and 10; 12, 13 and 14 1 12.02pm (NZT) FORBURY MAIDEN SPRINT C0q, 310m 1 8767 Quiet Snort nwtd S &........................Bonnett 2 574 Casino Black nwtd......................H Anderton 3 Billy Brand nwtd................................ B Dann 4 Opawa Wolf nwtd.......................J McInerney 5 23564 Smash Amy nwtd............................. M Grant 6 84378 Manapouri nwtd M &............................. J Hill 7 66 Homebush Violet nwtd...............J McInerney 8 62758 Inner Beauty nwtd............................. B Dann 9 78 Another Warning nwtd..................... K Kilsby 10 68 Sheeza Flower nwtd........................R Breen 2 12.21pm FORBURY MAIDEN SPRINT C0q, 310m 1 5 Kodene nwtd..............................J McInerney 2 66364 See Spot Run nwtd..........................R Breen 3 747 Matulino nwtd A &...............................Seque 4 56556 Mulberry Macro nwtd.................... K Cassidy 5 6 Stirling Dann nwtd C &....................... Fagan 6 Cuts Deep nwtd................................ B Dann 7 8787 Zahra nwtd......................................J Guthrie 8 64 Wellywood nwtd W &......................... Nissen 9 8 Uno Green nwtd L &........................... Wales 10 75 Opawa Chance nwtd.................J McInerney 3 12.40pm ROOFING SOLUTIONS MAIDEN STKS C0, 545m 1 66253 Time For What nwtd M &...................Jopson 2 53 Gotta Go Ace nwtd....................R Blackburn 3 63646 Goldstar Bella nwtd S &...................B Evans 4 74476 Secret Nicole nwtd P &..................B Conner 5 78842 Calm Brooke nwtd.............................J Dunn 6 26355 Opawa Mohawk nwtd L &................... Wales 7 37327 Secret Arnie nwtd L &......................... Wales 8 46562 Bendall’s Boy nwtd............................ M Flipp 9 85 Wagon Wheel nwtd M &....................Jopson 10 75 Opawa Chance nwtd.................J McInerney 4 12.57pm FORBURY MAIDEN SPRINT C0q, 310m 1 Easy Silence nwtd.....................J McInerney 2 24122 Grant A Wish nwtd...........................R Breen
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6 76683 Baby James nwtd......................J McInerney 7 53262 Botany Molly nwtd......................J McInerney 8 53612 Noggin 33.03..................................... J Allen 9 34446 Opawa Rapid 33.08 L &..................... Wales 10 53435 Okuku Surprise nwtd...................... R Casey 12 3.20pm ROOFING SOLUTIONS SPRINT C2, 310m 1 34544 Decado nwtd C &..........................D Roberts 2 36114 Wandy Devil 18.81........................... M Grant 3 121F1 Mr. Whippy nwtd W &......................... Nissen 4 44514 Okuku Skyhigh nwtd C &.................... Fagan 5 11448 Homebush Coco 19.25..............J McInerney 6 55466 Sea Spray Tich 18.93..................... R Casey 7 17778 Yapster Jewel nwtd M &....................... Smith 8 88212 Thunda Thighs 18.91.................J McInerney 9 56317 Smash Amego nwtd......................... M Grant 10 54816 Excessive Speed nwtd...............J McInerney 13 3.35pm CB NORWOOD FARM MACHINERY SPRINT C1, 310m 1 72333 Syrip’s Girl nwtd.........................R Blackburn 2 44274 Hazza’s Lad 18.91 S &.....................Bonnett 3 8716F Our Hope nwtd..............................S Hindson 4 66816 Junior What nwtd.............................. M Flipp 5 22671 Jet To Mars nwtd M &.......................... Smith 6 66124 Hannah nwtd A &................................Seque 7 17775 Wandy Matt 18.91............................ M Grant 8 22818 Mulberry Cato nwtd...................... K Cassidy 9 35338 Turbo Tundra 18.63.......................... M Grant 10 85358 Homebush Greta nwtd...............J McInerney 14 3.55pm RACING AGAIN TUESDAY 27TH NOVEMBER SPRINT C2, 310m 1 74162 Black Trigger 19.04 P &.................B Conner 2 84871 Wandy Jewel nwtd.......................D Kingston 3 35875 Okuku Lilly 18.77............................ R Casey 4 34325 My Little Oah nwtd.....................J McInerney 5 32724 Cawbourne Reeah nwtd............J McInerney 6 73541 Drive Five nwtd..................................J Dunn 7 37448 Where’s John Cee 18.84................. M Grant 8 71583 Foggy Storm 19.01 J &...........................May 9 58888 Okotoks nwtd M &................................ Smith 10 56238 Don’t Call Me nwtd....................J McInerney
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Wanganui greyhound fields, form Wanganui Greyhound Racing Club Venue: Hatrick Raceway Meeting Date: 09 Nov 2012 NZ Meeting number : 10 Doubles: 1 and 2; 3 and 4; 5 and 6; 7 and 8; 9 and 10; 11 and 12 Trebles: 1, 2 and 3; 4, 5 and 6; 7, 8 and 9; 10, 11 and 12 1 4.43pm ABSOLUTELY ELECTRICAL C2 HT1 C2q, 305m 1 75832 Don’t Know 17.90................................J Udy 2 72772 Cawbourne Steffi 17.56 J W &........... C Brid 3 66522 Sedgebrook Lee 17.58........................F Kite 4 12115 Run Stacey Run 17.65 F &.............Turnwald 5 37578 Opawa Black nwtd B &................. G Atwood 6 77846 Nicki Haka 17.84........................J McInerney 7 56415 Homebush Alex 17.90................J McInerney 8 78836 Bob’s Your Uncle nwtd.......................R Hunt 9 77478 My Girl Marina 17.78.................J McInerney 10 15878 Homebush Kelly 17.82...................... C Clark 2 5.01pm HARRISON HIRE MASTER C2 HT2 C2q, 305m 1 38447 Ms. Tournamental(c1) 0.00............J Harland 2 87868 Homebush Cindy 17.97...................P Knight 3 73618 Careless Talk 18.07............................. L Bell 4 41867 Homebush Rosebud 17.69........J McInerney 5 66617 Scott Me Going 17.83 U &.......... McCracken 6 11626 Agent Jorge 17.77...............................J Udy 7 88888 Another Street 17.67..................J McInerney 8 77835 Snap To It 17.77 9 77478 My Girl Marina 17.78.................J McInerney 10 47888 Thrilling Pippi 17.95 B &............... G Atwood 3 5.18pm (NZT) GUTHRIE BOWRON C2 HT3 C2q, 305m 1 86154 Furious Response 18.05...................... L Bell 2 64622 Agent Victor 17.97...............................J Udy 3 41213 Fire Boy Baxter 17.83................J McInerney 4 86788 Homebush Buffy 17.51..............J McInerney 5 31672 Opawa Wild 17.82............................S Maher 6 27457 Cool Explorer 17.70 U &............. McCracken 7 11121 Juke Box Boy (c3) 17.86.......... L MacDonald
8 57614 Homebush Anabel 18.12.................. C Clark 9 77478 My Girl Marina 17.78.................J McInerney 10 47888 Thrilling Pippi 17.95 B &............... G Atwood 4 5.40pm CROMBIE LOCKWOOD LTD C2 HT4 C2q, 305m 1 36236 Yaldhurst Edward 17.81.............J McInerney 2 56774 Kazillion 17.89...................................D Edlin 3 35466 Opawa Gift 17.81.............................S Maher 4 32113 Home Brewer 17.86.......................A Speight 5 684x3 Homebush Bazil 17.71.......................R Hunt 6 61677 Nelly Flaherty 17.98.......................J Harland 7 42876 Sally Say So 17.76................... S Gommans 8 23771 Hair She Is nwtd.................................. L Bell 9 77478 My Girl Marina 17.78.................J McInerney 10 15878 Homebush Kelly 17.82...................... C Clark 5 6.00pm (NZT) J P PRINT, PETONE C2/3 C2/3, 520m 1 11333 False Impression(c2) 30.66..............L Ahern 2 64244 Par 30.32 F &..................................Turnwald 3 67353 Botany Matthew 29.95...............J McInerney 4 86464 Hair He Is 30.63.................................. R Udy 5 37186 Just Mac 29.92........................... B Hodgson 6 22161 Thrilling Ava (c2) 30.51....................B Marsh 7 54462 Chainsaw Pete 30.32.......................B Marsh 8 86732 Realon Rumba 30.12........................L Ahern 9 42526 Sambucca (c2) 30.53........................L Ahern 10 17544 Bigtime Jet (c2) nwtd........................L Ahern 6 6.20pm PALAMOUNTAINS NUTRITION C3 C3, 305m 1 54313 Homebush Hell’s 17.77..................... C Clark 2 86486 Homebush Boris 17.74..............J McInerney 3 22222 Enazuma 17.72...........................B Goldsack 4 73867 Yankee Lady nwtd U &................ McCracken 5 32316 Belfast Glenda 17.85........................ G Ross 6 8x778 Bulet Tooth Tony 17.66......................R Waite 7 75167 Dynamik Spirit 17.86..................J McInerney 8 74514 Botany Zena 17.68....................J McInerney
9 56884 Jackie Shiraz 17.73..........................S Maher 10 68855 Bimboo 17.69 7 6.40pm MICKEY’S SUPER LIQUOR C3 C3, 305m 1 18883 Sydenham Sam 17.73...................J Harland 2 55778 Cawbourne Ellen 17.62.............J McInerney 3 87x54 Llamedos 17.86........................ S Gommans 4 23125 Legend Bee 17.73...............................J Udy 5 35637 Groovy Shane 17.63 B &.............. G Atwood 6 25844 Another Hit 17.63.......................J McInerney 7 7376x Mega Rush 17.80............................M Olden 8 46373 Sedgebrook Elite 17.59.......................F Kite 9 56884 Jackie Shiraz 17.73..........................S Maher 10 68855 Bimboo 17.69 8 7.10pm BROAD ROOFING C4 C4, 305m 1 15537 Slangevar 17.61.................................D Little 2 84386 Cawbourne Darcy 17.65...................... L Bell 3 81541 Another Lady (c5) 17.52............J McInerney 4 24747 Billy Whiz 17.54.......................... S Drysdale 5 12432 Waterbug 17.68...................................L Udy 6 34376 Pin Up Puppy 17.60.......................J Harland 7 22211 George Baxter 17.63.................J McInerney 8 76612 Taleedy Trooper 17.53................... D Donlon 9 72855 Cawbourne Emo nwtd...............J McInerney 10 388x8 Don’t Knock Me 17.62...................... A Clark 9 7.40pm WANGANUI SECURITY C4 C4, 305m 1 86424 Riba Lorda 17.73...........................J Harland 2 27681 Cawbourne Flick 17.70..............J McInerney 3 56178 Ode To Liberty 17.54........................R Waite 4 88888 Homebush Hayley 17.59............J McInerney 5 33277 Direct Response 17.62....................M Olden 6 87434 Chelsea’s Beauty 17.84................ T Downey 7 63128 Vicki’s Quest 17.86..............................L Udy 8 34452 Opawa Thorn 17.89...........................D Edlin 9 73767 Tepirita Rita nwtd.........................A Turnwald
10 78736 Speedy Leeshelle 17.54............J McInerney 10 8.10pm KEENAN CONCRETE C4/5 C4/5, 520m 1 74534 Sam I Am 29.84...........................A Turnwald 2 85512 Tummy Krunches 30.04....................L Ahern 3 58341 Ooh La Cool 30.24 U &.............. McCracken 4 35123 Bigtime Whizz (c4) 30.25..................L Ahern 5 71231 Thrilling Tune (c4) 30.23............. B Hodgson 6 321x2 Buddy Broke nwtd....................... B Hodgson 7 14755 Kerobokan 29.68...............................L Ahern 8 57636 Thrilling Cairo 30.31...........................D Little 9 55135 Kango Klink (c4) 30.46..................B Mitchell 10 14338 Bigtime Karen (c4) 30.12..................L Ahern 11 8.38pm GARY ROSS DECORATOR C5 C5, 305m 1 41146 Kissin Kate 17.36...................K Sutch-Jones 2 66451 Leadfoot Lenny 17.67..........................L Udy 3 13542 Roadman’s Shack 17.73................J Harland 4 81424 Flag Waver 17.39..............................L Ahern 5 71647 Suit Yourself 17.57 U &............... McCracken 6 31325 Ciao For Now 17.28..........................L Ahern 7 31286 Emma Marie 17.76....................... T Downey 8 74167 Freddie Baxter 17.37.................J McInerney 9 53546 What A Peanut 18.01.................J McInerney 10 17517 Kinetic Rio 17.79 K &.........................Phillips 12 9.08pm THE ROCK 95.2FM C5 C5, 305m 1 61735 Cawbourne Madz 17.65.......................J Udy 2 83733 Jumpin’ Julia 17.66....................J McInerney 3 24241 Opawa Sacha 17.56........................S Maher 4 21611 Visionary Man 17.35................L MacDonald 5 51628 Howlin Wind 17.84...........................M Olden 6 53335 Ima Spice 17.27................................L Ahern 7 38211 Rosemore Osti 17.23........................L Ahern 8 65124 Donna Baxter 17.21...................J McInerney 9 37175 Cawbourne Tank 17.60..............J McInerney 10 37842 Darlek Khan 17.57.........................J Harland
ACROSS 1. 4. 8. 9. 10. 11. 13. 14. 16. 17. 20. 21. 22. 23.
Creek (5) Momentum (7) Winding (7) About (5) Lose colour (4) Deep (8) Scoff (4) Island (4) Kind (8) Cute (4) Make (5) Scaffold (7) Chose (7) Inexperienced (5)
ACROSS
DOWN 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 12. 13. 15. 18. 19.
Tireless (13) Irate (5) Jog (4) Put in (6) Peace-lover (8) Agony (7) Be obvious (5,2,6) Assign (8) Worldly (7) Bombastic (6) Complete (5) Whip (4)
7. 8. 10. 11. 12. 13. 17. 18. 22. 23. 24. 25.
Treat (6) Box (6) Guard (7) Pamphlet (5) Ogle (4) Cheerful (5) Scoundrel (5) Visage (4) Arbour (5) Vertical (7) Choose (6) Hesitate (6)
DOWN 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 9. 14. 15. 16. 19. 20. 21.
Well-formed (7) Expose (7) Slumber (5) Domination (7) Mapbook (5) Fuse (5) Energetic (9) Right (7) Arrogant (7) Bonds (7) Misapply (5) Dilate (5) Wide (5)
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SOLUTIONS TO PUZZLE No 12,054
Across: 3 Cheerless; 8 Even; 9 Composite; 10 Result; 11 Plied; 14 Split; 15 Near; 16 Harsh; 18 Mass; 20 Aloud; 21 Stray; 24 Detail; 25 Desertion; 26 Beat; 27 Frustrate. Down: 1 Wearisome; 2 Ceaseless; 4 Hoot; 5 Expel; 6 Lessen; 7 Site; 9 Cloth; 11 Party; 12 Desolated; 13 Credulity; 17 Haven; 19 Stress; 22 Alter; 23 Dear; 24 Dolt.
Across: 1 Inlet; 4 Impetus; 8 Devious; 9 Circa; 10 Fad 11 Profound; 13 Mock; 14 Isle; 16 Generous; 17 Twe 20 Brand; 21 Gallows; 22 Elected; 23 Green. Down: 1 Indefatigable; 2 Livid; 3 Trot; 4 Insert; 5 Pacifis 6 Torture; 7 Stand to reason; 12 Accredit; 13 Mundan 15 Turgid; 18 Whole; 19 Flog.
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tV1 Breakfast. Good Morning. (G) ONE News. (T) Emmerdale. (PGR, T) Coach Trip. (PGR, T) Four Weddings USA. (PGR, R) Four brides agree to attend each other’s weddings to decide whose is the best. 3.00 60 Minute Makeover.
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4.00 Te Karere. (T) Te Karere brings you key events and stories of interest to Maori, as well as bringing a Maori perspective to the day’s news and current affairs. 4.30 ONE News. 4.55 Ellen. Emmy Awardwinning comedienne Ellen DeGeneres brings her unique brand of hilarity to daytime talk. 6.00 ONE News. (T) 7.00 Close Up. (T) 7.30 Coronation Street. (PGR, T) Kevin can’t believe his luck, Jim has a shocking suggestion for Liz, and Roy receives an important update from home. 8.30 Country Calendar Specials. (T) It’s the catch of the day! Don’t miss the best of Hyundai Country Calendar’s recent stories on fishing, in this one-hour special. 9.30 Mr Bean. (G, T) 10.00 Fawlty Towers. (AO, T) 10.45 ONE News Tonight. (T) 11.15 Episodes. (AO) 11.50 Benidorm. (AO, R, T) 12.50 Justified. (AO, R) 1.45 Te Karere. (R, T) 2.10 BBC World – Impact. 2.30 The Bottom Line. 3.00 Impact. 3.30 World Business Report. 3.45 Sport Today. 4.00 World Have Your Say. 5.00 The Hub. (G) 5.40 Weekend World.
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Buttowski – Suburban Daredevil.
(G, R, T) 7.25 The Penguins Of Madagascar. (G, R, T) 7.50 Transformers Prime. (G, R, T) 8.20 Tiki Tour. (G, T) 8.45 The Magic Roundabout. (G, R, T) 9.05 Fireman Sam. (G, T) 9.15 Chuggington. (G, R, T) 9.30
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6.00 Home Shopping. (G) 6.30 The Crowd Goes Wild.
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3 News. Home And Away. (R, T) Dr Phil. (AO) Dr Oz Show. (PGR, R) Rachel Zoe Project.
7.30 Home Shopping. (G) 12.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (G, R) 1.00 The Crowd Goes Wild.
Infomercial. 11.00 Korero Mai – Speak To Me. 11.30 Neighbours. (G, R, T) 12.00 Shortland Street. (PGR, R, T) 12.30 Scrubs. (PGR, R, T) 1.00 My Kitchen Rules. (G, R, T) 2.00 Jeremy Kyle USA. (PGR) 3.00 Pocoyo. (G, R, T) 3.10 Franklin. (G, R, T) 3.30 Spongebob Squarepants. (G, R, T) 4.00 Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide. (G, R, T) 4.30 Life With Boys. (G, T) 5.00 Horace In Slow Motion. 5.01 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (G, R, T) 5.30 My Wife And Kids.
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6.00 3 News. 7.00 Campbell Live. 7.30 The X Factor USA. (PGR) Following last night’s performances, one finalist from the four categories is sent home. 8.30 The Graham Norton Show. (AO) Returning for it’s 12th season, this week’s premiere sees Graham joined by Arnold Schwarzenegger, sitcom queen Miranda Hart and comedy legend Ronnie Corbett, with music from Usher. 9.30 7 Days. (AO) 10.00 Jono And Ben At Ten.
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8.00 Two And A Half Men.
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8.30 The Voice. (G, T) In the final battle, coaches Adam, Cee Lo, Christina and Blake will decide who will continue through to the Live shows. 10.35 Supernatural. (AO, T) 11.30 Aotearoa Social Club.
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12.30 No Ordinary Family. (AO, R, T) 1.30 Infomercial. 2.30 American Idol. (G, R, T) 4.20 Jeremy Kyle. (PGR, R) 5.10 18 To Life. (PGR, R) 5.35 Let’s Get Inventin’. (G, R, T)
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4.00 Rachael Ray. (G) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (G, R, T) When Marie receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing, it drives her insane with jealousy. 5.30 Home And Away. (G, T) Leah is concerned that Jamie is overeager after their one night stand.
6.00 Neighbours. (G, T) 6.30 Friends. (G, R, T) 7.00 Shortland Street. (PGR, T) Emma struggles with skeletons from the past. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory.
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10.35 Nightline. 11.05 Sports Tonight. 11.20 The Big Game. (PGR) 12.20 Lie To Me. (AO, R, T) 1.20 NCIS. (AO, R, T) 2.15 Infomercials.
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7.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat.
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1.30 Hot Property. (G, R) 2.00 All Saints. (PGR, R) 3.00 Man Vs Wild. (PGR, R) In the Kimberley region of Australia, an area with huge scrub deserts, dry riverbeds and red sandstone cliffs full of deep gorges, Grylls faces extreme heat, poisonous snakes and dehydration. 4.00 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G, R) 5.00 Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) 5.30 Prime News. Deal Or No Deal. (G, R) The Crowd Goes Wild. Best Of QI. (AO) Arctic With Bruce Parry. (PGR) Bruce Parry journeys to the north of Greenland. 8.35 True Stories: Botox Mad Mum. (PGR) Dubbed “The Real-Life Barbie,” 50-year-old Sarah Burge is Britain’s biggest user of plastic surgery, and her six daughters are not far behind. 9.35 Filthy Cities. (AO, R) Dan Snow goes back in time to Revolutionary Paris to bring the city’s stinking history to life.
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11.15 The Goode Family. (AO) 11.40 The Late Show With David Letterman. (G) 12.35 Home Shopping.
FOUR 6.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 6.55 Pingu. (G, R) 7.00 Aaahh!! Real Monsters. (G, R) 7.30 Monsuno. (G) 7.55 The Wild Thornberrys. (G, R) 8.20 Go Diego Go. (G, R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. (G, R) 9.00 Thomas & Friends. (G, R) 9.10 Bob. (G, R) 9.20 Peppa Pig. (G, R) 9.30 The Wiggles Show. (G, R) 9.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom. (G) 9.50 Curious George. (G, R) 10.00 Infomercials. (G) 2.00 Sesame Street. (G, R) 2.55 Peppa Pig. (G)
3.00 Sticky TV. (G) 4.30 FOUR Live. (G) 6.00 That ‘70s Show. (G, R) 6.30 Futurama. (G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons. (PGR, R) Marge convinces a bank robber to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. 7.30 Family Guy. (PGR, R) After Joe fails to make an arrest because of his physical limitations, Peter helps him rebuild his self-esteem.
Four, 8.30pm More than anything, the highlight of this fantasy-driven sci-fi slosh is the teaming of two iconic action movie stars – Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren (both pictured). The Muscles from Brussels and Dolph have their “method” acting down pat: they are soldiers brought back from the dead as robots, so their their emotionless performances make sense within the context. It’s no masterpiece, but it’s a solid enough ’90s actioner.
8.00 Raising Hope. (PGR) The exposure of Burt’s propensity for flirting puts the whole family in a coquettish mood. 8.30 FILM: Universal Soldier. (1992, AO, R). Two soldiers
who killed each other in Vietnam are resurrected as androids to form part of an elite group of soldiers for special missions. 10.35 Covert Affairs. (AO) Ben vanishes after returning to Washington, Annie is assigned to protect a Russian tennis-player asset. 11.30 Entertainment Tonight. (G) 11.55 Infomercials. (G)
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NYPD Blue. (M) Malcolm In The Middle. (PG) Cash Cab USA. (PG) America’s Funniest Home Videos.
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