Television Saturday, August 3, 2013
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6am Rural Delivery 3 6:30 Sunday 3 0 7:20 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:50 Praise Be 8:20 Attitude Today, meet a high achieving trainee teacher, and representative of New Zealand in wheelchair rugby. 0 8:50 Q+A Local political affairs programme. 9:50 Marae Investigates Scotty Morrison and Miriama Kamo look at issues that affect all New Zealanders, from a Maori perspective. 10:20 Waka Huia Waka Huia profiles two of the last reo Maori Kuia in Whanganui. 0 10:50 Neighbourhood 0 11:20 Coronation Street Omnibus 0 1:35 The Voice Australia 3 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Sunday 0 8pm The Food Truck Chef Michael van de Elzen must think outside of the box on how to create healthy German takeaways for the crowds at the Auckland Beer Festival. 0 8:30 Call the Midwife PGR 0 9:40 Mr Selfridge PGR 0 10:40 Winners and Losers PGR 3 0
6am Special Agent Oso 3 0 6:25 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 30 6:50 Fireman Sam 3 0 7am What Now? 10am Shortland Street Omnibus PGR 3 0 Noon Honey, I Shrunk The Kids PGR 3 1989 Rick Moranis. 0 2pm The Lying Game PGR 0 3pm The Neighbours 3 0 4pm Ellen 4:30 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air 30 5pm Hart Of Dixie Zoe tries to keep things casual with Wade, but becomes jealous after seeing him with another woman; Lavon reluctantly agrees to let Lemon be his campaign manager. 0 6pm Girl v Boy 0 6:30 The War At Home 3 0 7pm Neighbours at War PGR 0 7:30 The Big Bang Theory PGR 3 0 8pm Mike and Molly PGR 0 8:30 M Bad Teacher AO 2011 Comedy. Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake. 0 10:20 M The Haunting in Connecticut PGR 2009 Drama. Virginia Madsen, Kyle Gallner.
6am Life TV 6:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong 7am Charles Stanley 8am The Nation 9am Three60 9:30 Think Tank 10am Home And Away Omnibus 0 11:55 Entertainment Tonight Weekend 1pm King Of Dirt 3 1:30 King Of Dirt 3 2pm 111 Emergency PGR 3 0 2:30 Noise Control PGR 3 0 3pm Motorsport – New Zealand Motocross Grand Prix From Taupo. 3:25 Motorsport – The Classic Rally Of Otago 3:50 Motorsport – Speedway Grand Prix Round five from Cardiff. 5pm Wild Life At The Zoo 0 5:30 Big Angry Fish PGR 6pm 3 News 7pm M Ice Age PGR 3 2002 Animated. Voices of Ray Romano, Jack Black, Dennis Leary, Goran Visnjic, Cedric The Entertainer. 0 8:45 Best of The Graham Norton Show PGR 3 9:45 Would I Lie to You? UK AO 10:25 M United 93 AO 3 2006 Drama. David Basche, Trish Gates. 0
11:40 Q+A 3 Local political affairs programme. 12:50 Call 911 PGR 3 1:20 Emmerdale PGR 3 0 3:30 Infomercials 5:30 Believer’s Voice Of Victory
12:25 The Walking Dead AO 3 0 2:05 Final Witness AO 3 0 2:50 Infomercials 3:25 20/20 3 Local current affairs programme. 0 4:10 It Is Written 3 4:40 Anderson Live 3 5:30 Infomercials
12:45 Infomercials 11:50 Infomercials 5am Joyce Meyer 5:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV
CHOICE TV 6am Clodagh McKenna – Irish Food Trails 6:30 Christ Embassy. 7am My Dream Home 8am Rachel Allen’s Easy Meals 8:30 Carter Can 9am Days Of Our Lives Omnibus PGR Noon Natural World 1pm Belfast Zoo 1:30 Bondi Vet 2pm Lonely Planet – 1000 Ultimate Experiences 2:30 Saturday Cookbook 3:30 Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 4pm Cheese Slices 4:30 Our Food 5:30 The Story Of Wales 6:30 N2K PGR 7pm Big Dreams, Small Steps Mt Kilimanjaro is the highest freestanding mountain in the world. This month, Rhys Darby, Kerre Mclvor (nee Woodham), Boh Runga, Juliette Haigh, Mahe Drysdale and World Vision CEO Chris Clarke will – in the famous words of Sir Ed – knock the b@*%^!# off. 7:30 Storage Hoarders 8:30 Desperate Romantics AO 10:30 Our Food 11:30 Saturday Cookbook
MONDAY
12:30 N2K PGR 1am The Nutters Club AO Hosted by Mike King. 1:30 Storage Hoarders 2:30 Desperate Romantics AO 4:30 Big Dreams, Small Steps 5am Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 5:30 Cheese Slices
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Pingu 3 7am Rocko’s Modern Life 3 7:30 Invader Zim 3 7:55 All Grown Up 3 8:20 Scaredy Squirrel 3 8:40 Go, Diego, Go! 3 9:05 Wonder Pets 3 9:30 Dora The Explorer 3 9:55 Sticky TV Omnibus Noon Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Peppa Pig 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Bryan And Bobby 3 3:40 Pukana 2 4:05 What’s Up Warthogs 3 4:30 Victorious 3 5pm Mr Young 3 5:30 The Suite Life On Deck 3 6pm Sabrina – The Teenage Witch 0 7pm Raising Hope PGR 7:30 Top Chef PGR 8:30 How I Met Your Mother PGR 3 9pm Rules of Engagement PGR 3 9:30 Rob AO 9:55 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia AO 10:25 The League AO 3 10:55 Entertainment Tonight Weekend
PRIME
THE BOX 6am 24 Marathon MVLS 9:20 The Unit MV 10:10 The Simpsons Super Saturday PG A marathon of The Simpsons episodes. 12:15 Lie To Me MV 1:05 Sons Of Anarchy 16VLS 1:55 WWE Hall Of Fame MC 3pm Raw MC 5:45 WWE Main Event MC 6:45 SmackDown! MC 8:30 Camelot 16VLS Disguised as Igraine, Morgan causes chaos at Camelot, while the real Igraine eventually escapes. 9:30 Falling Skies MV The Second Mass pushes on to Charleston, but some are still grieving the group’s recent losses; Weaver learns more about Tector’s background before the invasion. 10:30 Monk PGV 11:30 WWE Main Event MC
MONDAY
12:25 SmackDown! MC 2:05 Camelot 16VLS 3am Falling Skies MV 3:50 Family Business 18S 4:20 Monk PGV 5:10 Lie To Me MV
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6am Religious Programming 10:30 Sport Box Noon Rugby League – NRL Championship (Highlights) Eels v Sea Eagles. 1pm Hot Property 3 1:30 Getaway 3 2pm Grassroots Rugby 2:55 The Magicians PGR 3 4pm Super Rugby (Highlights) 5pm The View From River Cottage 3 Hugh turns the rabbits eating his lettuces into bunny burgers for the local farmers’ market, and spit-roasts a Roe deer for a wedding feast. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Millionaire – Hot Seat 0 6:30 Nigella Bites 3 Nigella Lawson turns her attention to family food, including recipes to encourage children to eat their greens. 7pm Storage Wars 7:30 Top Gear PGR 8:45 Weekend Murders – Thorne: Scaredy Cat AO Thorne’s investigation into the murder of a mother killed in front of her son, turns into a case of power and submission, with two copycat killers on the loose.
7:30 Rugby League – NRL (Highlights) Warriors v Sharks. 8am Rugby League – NRL (Replay) Eels v Sea Eagles. 10am Rugby League – NRL (Replay) Cowboys v Rabbitohs. Noon Golf – World Championship (Highlights) Bridgestone Invitational – Round Three. 1pm Cricket – International England v Australia – Third Test, Day Three. 3pm Surfing – ASP Men’s World Championship Tour (Highlights) 3:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights) 4pm Red Bull Chronicles 4:30 Athletics – IAAF Diamond League (Highlights) 5:30 Athletics – IAAF Diamond League (Highlights) 6:30 Red Bull Chronicles 7pm Cricket – International (Highlights) England v Australia – Third Test, Day Three. From Old Trafford in Manchester. 7:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Replay) Final – Chiefs v Brumbies. From Waikato Stadium, Hamilton. 10pm Sky Sport – What’s On 10:30 Rugby League – NRL (Replay) Raiders v Storm.
11:25 Killing Time AO 3 Based on the life of Australian Lawyer Andrew Fraser, who, after defending controversial criminals, lost everything and spent five years in prison for drug smuggling. 12:30 Home Shopping
12:30 Motorsport – FIA World Rally Championship (Highlights) 1am Motorsport – FIA World Rally Championship (Highlights) 1:30 L Cycling – RideLondonSurrey Classic 5:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (Highlights)
MAORI TV 10am Korero Mai 3 Series using drama to teach te reo Maori. 2 1:30 Rugby – Fox Memorial Shield Play-off. 3:30 UK Super League 3 London v Leeds. 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Waka Huia 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 My Country Song Waihi. 8:30 N Ans Westra – Private Journeys: Public Signposts AO Film exploring the life of Dutch
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SKY SPORT 2 10am Golf – Women’s British Open (Highlights) Round Three. From the Old Course, St Andrews Links, Scotland. 11am Rugby – Super Rugby (Replay) Final – Chiefs v Brumbies. From Waikato Stadium, Hamilton. 1:30 L Rugby League – Holden Cup Raiders U20 v Storm U20. From Canberra Stadium in Canberra. The Food Truck Ice Age 3:30 L Rugby League – NRL 8:00pm on TV One 7:00pm on TV3 Raiders v Storm. From Canberra Stadium in Canberra. DISCOVERY SKY MOVIES MOVIES GREATS 6pm Sky Sport – What’s On 6:30 Mythbusters PG 7:20 Making Of Tower Heist 7:35 6:55 Unbreakable MV 2000 Thriller. 6:30 Golf – Women’s British Open (Highlights) Round Three. From Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson. Here Comes The Boom MVL 2012 7:30 Mythbusters PG the Old Course, St Andrews Links, Comedy. Kevin James, Salma Hayek. 8:40 50 First Dates MS 2004 8:30 Shadow Ops PG Scotland. Comedy. Adam Sandler, Drew 9:25 Premium Rush MVL 2012 9:30 The Big Brain Theory PG 7:30 Golf – World Golf Barrymore, Rob Schneider. 10:30 River Monsters Goes Tribal PG Thriller. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Championships (Highlights) 10:55 The Making Of Safe House 10:20 Crimson Tide ML 1995 Action. 11:30 Extreme Smuggling M Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman. Bridgestone Invitational – Round 12:30 Heroes Of Hell’s Highway PG MVL 12:20 Zodiac 16V 2007 Crime. Jake Three. From Firestone Country Club 1:30 Heroes Of Hell’s Highway PG 11:20 The Descendants ML 2011 in Akron, Ohio. Drama. George Clooney. Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo. 2:30 Heroes Of Hell’s Highway PG 8:30 Rugby League – NRL (Replay) 1:15 Harry Potter And The 2:55 The Chronicles Of Narnia 3:30 Extreme Smuggling M Warriors v Sharks. From Mount Smart Deathly Hallows Part 2 MV 2011 – The Lion, The Witch And The 4:30 Extreme Smuggling M Stadium in Auckland. Adventure. Daniel Radcliffe. Wardrobe PG 2005 Adventure. 5:30 Extreme Smuggling M 10:30 Motorsport – FIA World 3:25 This Means War MVLS 2012 Tilda Swinton. 6:30 Extreme Smuggling M Rally Championship (Highlights) Comedy. Reese Witherspoon. 5:15 Napoleon Dynamite PGC 2004 7:30 American Gangs M Day Two, Finland. From Jyvaskyla, 5:05 Rise Of The Planet Of The Comedy. Jon Heder, Jon Gries. 8:30 Alaska – The Last Frontier PG Finland. Apes MV 2011 Action. James Franco. 6:45 16 Blocks MVL 2006 Crime 9:30 Backyard Oil PG 11pm Golf – World Golf 6:50 Gone MVL 2012 Thriller. Action. Bruce Willis, Mos Def. 10pm Auction Kings PG 65 Amanda Seyfried. 8:30 The Beach 16VLS 2000 Thriller. Championships (Highlights) Mustang; Vintage Lunch Boxes. Bridgestone Invitational – Round 8:30 The Watch 16VLS 2012 Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle, 10:30 American Guns M Three. Comedy. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. Tilda Swinton. 11:30 Auction Kings PG 10:15 Killer Elite 16VL 2011 Action. 10:30 Metro 16VL 1997 Action. MONDAY MONDAY Jason Statham, Clive Owen. Eddie Murphy, Kim Miyori. Midnight Golf – Women’s British Midnight Auction Hunters PG Open (Highlights) Round Three. MONDAY MONDAY 12:30 Sons Of Guns M 1am L Golf – Women’s British 12:10 The Girl With The Dragon 12:30 The Chronicles Of Narnia 1:30 River Monsters With Jeremy Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Thriller. Open Round Four. From the Old – The Lion, The Witch And The Wade PG Course, St Andrews Links, Scotland. 2:45 Harry Potter And The Wardrobe PG 2005 Adventure. 2:30 Top Hooker PG Deathly Hallows Part 2 MV 2011 2:50 Napoleon Dynamite PGC 2004 5am L Golf – World Golf 3:30 Deadliest Catch PG Adventure. Daniel Radcliffe. Championships Bridgestone Comedy. Jon Heder, Jon Gries 4:30 Man v Wild PG New Zealand 4:55 The Watch 16VLS 2012 Comedy. 4:20 The Beach 16VLS 2000 Thriller. Invitational – Round Four. From 6:35 Biography – Cameron Diaz South Island. Firestone Country Club in Akron, 6:15 16 Blocks MVL 2006 Crime PG 2011 Documentary. Ohio. Action. Bruce Willis, Mos Def. 5:30 Auction Kings PG photographer, Ans Westra, and her career as a photographer, with commentary from family and friends, fellow photographers, and colleagues. 9:30 M Lost In Translation 2003 Comedy Drama. Two people try to deal with the alien ways of Tokyo and the transience of life. Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovanni Ribisi. 11:10 Te Kaea 3 2 11:40 Closedown 3
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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