Television Friday, October 18, 2013
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FOUR
PRIME
6am Breakfast 9am Good Morning 10am Ellen 3 11am House Gift Noon One News 0 12:30 Emmerdale PGR Laurel tells Sandy they owe him an apology; Rodney and Dan are sympathetic; Brenda still cannot face Bob. 0 1:30 Come Dine With Me PGR 2pm May The Best House Win PGR Four sets of home-owners are invited to judge one another’s houses based on interior design, homeliness, comfort and hospitality. 3pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:55 Te Karere 2 0 4:25 Ellen With guest Miley Cyrus. 5:25 Millionaire – Hot Seat Hosted by Eddie McGuire. 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Coronation Street PGR Will Sophie and Sian marry? 0 8:30 N George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect and Restoration Man George Clarke explores the uses people make of small spaces. 0 9:30 Location, Location, Location 0 10:30 One News Tonight 0
6am Creflo Dollar 6:30 Buzzy Bee And Friends 3 0 6:35 Tiki Tour 3 0 7am Stitch! 3 0 7:25 The Penguins Of Madagascar 3 0 7:55 Slugterra 0 8:15 Franklin 3 0 8:40 Mike The Knight 3 0 8:50 Fireman Sam 3 0 9am Infomercials 10:30 Neighbours 3 0 11am Home And Away 3 0 11:30 Shortland Street PGR 3 0 Noon Two And A Half Men PGR 3 0 1pm Jeremy Kyle PGR 2pm Bethenny 3pm Melissa And Joey 3 0 3:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 4pm Mako Mermaids 0 4:30 The Erin Simpson Show 4:59 Horace In Slow Motion 3 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 Home And Away 0 6pm Friends 3 0 6:30 Neighbours 0 7pm Shortland Street PGR Josh turns over a new leaf; Vasa harbours a secret; Dallas’s chickens come home to roost. 0 7:30 The Middle 3 0 8pm $#*! My Dad Says PGR 3 0 8:30 The Big Bang Theory PGR 3 0 9pm Happy Endings PGR 0 9:30 Hell’s Kitchen AO 0 10:30 The Bachelorette 0
6am 3 News – Firstline 8:30 Infomercials 10:30 The Shopping Channel 11:30 Entertainment Tonight 3 Noon 3 News 12:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 3 0 1pm Dr Phil AO A man claims his wife’s religion is really a cult, and he fears for their children’s safety. 2pm The Dr Oz Show PGR Dr Oz reveals how to master dreams in order to reduce stress and lose weight. 3pm The Real Housewives Of DC PGR 3 3:55 Rachael Ray 4:55 Entertainment Tonight 5:25 Celebrity MasterChef The celebrities must cook a twocourse meal. 6pm 3 News 7pm Campbell Live 7:30 The X Factor USA The contestants compete for a place in the top 16. 8:30 The Graham Norton Show AO 3 9:30 7 Days AO 10pm Jono and Ben at Ten AO Jono Pryor and Ben Boyce give their take on New Zealand current events. 10:35 Nightline
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Pingu 3 7am Sticky TV 3 7:30 Beyblade – Metal Fury 3 7:55 The Winx Club 3 8:20 Chuggington 3 8:30 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 3 8:40 Ready, Steady, Wiggles 8:50 Bob The Builder 3 9:05 Thomas And Friends 9:15 Peppa Pig 3 9:25 Wonder Pets 3 9:50 Humf 3 9:55 Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Peppa Pig 3 3pm Sticky TV Featuring – Go, Diego, Go! and Monsuno. 4:30 Four Live 6pm Sabrina – The Teenage Witch 3 0 6:30 Everybody Hates Chris 3 0 7pm The Simpsons PGR 3 0 7:30 American Ninja Warrior 3 8:30 M Mercury Rising AO 3 1998 Action Thriller. An outcast FBI agent must protect an autistic boy who is the target for assassins after cracking a top-secret government code. Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Miko Hughes, Chi McBride. 0 10:50 The Glades AO 3
11pm Benidorm AO 3 0 11:30 Enlightened AO 0 12:05 Football – Fifa U17 World Cup 1:15 Te Karere 3 2 0 1:40 Infomercials
12:25 The Cult 3 0 1:25 Infomercials 2:25 Fringe AO 3 0 4:05 Chuck AO 3 0 5:05 The Erin Simpson Show 3 5:30 NZ Smashes Guinness World Records 3 0
11:15 The Big Game PGR Professional poker. 12:20 In Plain Sight AO Mary helps a terminally ill man reconnect with his estranged children. 1:15 Chaos AO 2:10 Infomercials
11:45 Excused AO Dating show in which singles looking for love try to win dates before being eliminated from contention. 12:10 Infomercials
CHOICE TV 6am Benny Hinn 6:30 Cheese Slices 7:30 Escape To River Cottage 8am Sicily With Aldo And Enzo AO 8:30 Taste 9:30 Yard Crashers 10am The Home Show 11am Auction Room 11:30 Gourmet Farmer Noon Cheese Slices 12:30 Escape To River Cottage 1pm Paul Hollywood’s Bread 1:30 Days Of Our Lives PGR 2:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 3:30 Make My Home Bigger 4pm Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation 4:30 Pioneer Woman 5pm Fantasy Homes By The Sea 6pm My Kitchen 6:30 House Crashers 7pm American Restoration Mike and Frank travel the country looking for antique gold. 7:30 Relocation, Relocation Professional property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer scour the country on behalf of house-hunters. 8:30 Better Homes And Gardens 10pm Gardeners’ World 10:30 Mr Sunshine PGR 11pm American Restoration 11:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British
SATURDAY
12:30 Benny Hinn 1am Make My Home Bigger 1:30 Mr Sunshine AO 2am Relocation, Relocation 3am Fantasy Homes By The Sea 4am My Kitchen 4:30 House Crashers 5am Dream Jobs PGR 5:30 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation
SKY SPORT 1
6:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 7am Deal Or No Deal 3 7:30 Home Shopping Noon The Doctors PGR 12:55 The Jeff Probst Show 1:50 Secret Millionaire UK 3 Dominic List has a passion for motors, though these days is more likely to be seen in a Lamborghini than getting his hands dirty, but he has agreed to leave it all behind. 3pm Recruits PGR 3 Series about police recruits in training. 3:30 Nigella Bites 3 4pm The Late Show With David Letterman 3 5pm Deal Or No Deal 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Deal Or No Deal 6:30 Millionaire – Hot Seat 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 William and Kate – A Royal Arrival The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge make headlines wherever they go, and it is no surprise their new baby boy is doing the same. 8:35 Hugh’s Three Good Things 9:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 9:35 Elementary AO 3 10:35 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 11:05 The Late Show With David Letterman A late-night comedy and talk show. 12:05 Home Shopping 1:35 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 2:05 Home Shopping
MAORI TV 10:30 Korero Mai 3 2 11am Toku Reo 3 Noon Korero Mai 3 2 1pm Toku Reo 3 2pm Korero Mai 3 2 3pm Kete Aronui 3 3:30 Guardians Of The Legend 3 4pm Pukoro 2 4:30 Phunk Nation PGR 3 5pm Toi Whakaari 3 2 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Nga Pari Karangaranga O Te Motu 3
THE BOX 6am NYPD Blue MVLS 6:50 The Simpsons PG 7:15 Pawn Stars PG 7:40 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 8:05 My Name Is Earl PG 8:30 My Name Is Earl PG 8:55 24 MVLS 9:45 Law And Order MV 10:35 Da Vinci’s Demons 18VLS 11:40 Most Shocking M 12:40 SVU MV 1:30 NYPD Blue MVLS 2:20 My Name Is Earl PG 2:45 My Name Is Earl PG 3:10 24 MVLS 4pm Pawn Stars PG 4:30 The Simpsons PG 5pm Law And Order MV 6pm America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 6:30 The Simpsons PG 7pm Pawn Stars PG 7:30 CSI – Miami MV 8:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 9:30 SVU MV 10:30 Law And Order MV 11:30 CSI – Miami MV
SATURDAY
12:30 24 MVLS 1:20 My Name Is Earl PG 1:45 My Name Is Earl PG 2:10 NYPD Blue MVLS 3:05 Criminal Minds 16VS 3:55 SVU MV 4:45 24 MVLS 5:35 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG
6am Rugby – IRB Sevens World Series (Highlights) Gold Coast. 7:30 Red Bull Chronicles 8am Golf – OneAsia Tour (Highlights) Korea Open – Round One. 9am Inside The PGA Tour 9:30 Golf – European PGA Tour (Highlights) Perth International – Round One. 10am L Golf – US PGA Tour Shriners Hospitals for Children Open – Round One. From TPC Summerlin in Las Vegas. 1pm The Crowd Goes Wild 1:30 Sky Sport – What’s On 2pm Football – A-League Review Show 2:30 Total Rugby 3pm Heartland Rugby 4pm Football – Fifa U17 World Cup (Replay) 6pm Re:Union 7pm L Rugby – ITM Cup Premiership Semi-final One – Wellington v Counties Manukau. From Westpac Stadium, Wellington. 9:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Replay) Premiership Semi-final One – Wellington v Counties Manukau. From Westpac Stadium, Wellington. Midnight The Ultimate Fighter 1am The Crowd Goes Wild 1:30 Heartland Rugby 2:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 3am Golf – European PGA Tour (Highlights) 3:30 Golf – US PGA Tour (Highlights) 4am Basketball – NBL (Replay)
SKY SPORT 2 6:30 F Ako 3 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 Tribe PGR 8pm N Whanau Factor Points means prizes on this exciting new studio-based family game show, hosted by Matai Smith. 8:30 My Country Song 3 9:30 Survive Aotearoa PGR 3 10:30 Celebrating Maori In Business 3 11pm Te Kaea 3 2 11:30 Closedown 3
DISCOVERY
William and Kate – A Royal Arrival, 7:30pm on Prime
7:30pm on TV One
SKY MOVIES
6am Destroyed In Seconds PG 6:30 American Guns M 7:30 Man v Wild PG 8:30 Deadliest Catch PG 9:30 Mythbusters PG Viewers’ Special 2. 10:30 Forbidden M Freaky Food. 11:30 Gold Rush South America PG Chilean Gold. 12:30 Disappeared M 1:30 Blood Relatives M Buzz Kill. 2:30 Abalone Wars PG 3:30 American Guns M 4:30 Deadliest Catch PG 5:30 Mythbusters PG 6:30 Mythbusters PG 7:30 River Monsters – Untold Stories PG 8:30 Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG 9pm Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG 9:30 Deadliest Catch PG 10:30 River Monsters – The Giants PG 11:30 You Have Been Warned PG
SATURDAY
Coronation Street
12:30 Auction Kings PG 1am Auction Hunters PG 1:30 Dirty Jobs PG 2:30 Dirty Jobs PG 3:30 Dirty Jobs PG 4:30 Dirty Jobs PG 5:30 Mythbusters PG
MOVIES GREATS
6:30 Pitch Perfect MLS 2012 Comedy. Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson. 8:25 Snow White And The Huntsman MV 2012 Action. Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth. 10:30 Final Destination 5 16V 2011 Horror. Nicholas D’Agosto, Emma Bell. 12:05 The Making Of Battleship MV 12:25 Taken 2 MV 2012 Action. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. 2pm Goodnight For Justice 2 – Measure Of A Man PGV 2012 Western. Luke Perry. 3:30 Possessed By Evil MV 2011 Horror. 5pm Katy Perry – Part Of Me PGL 2012 Documentary. 6:35 Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn Part 2 MV 2012 Fantasy. 8:30 In Time MVL 2011 Sci-fi. 10:25 Battleship MVL 2012 Action.
6:15 The Making Of Snow White And The Huntsman MV 6:45 Little Miss Sunshine ML 2006 Comedy. Toni Collette, Greg Kinnear, Alan Arkin, Steve Carrell. 8:30 The Astronaut’s Wife MS 1999 Sci-fi. Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron. 10:20 Wyvern 16V 2009 Sci-fi. Nick Chinlund, Erin Karpluk. 11:50 Ginostra 16VLS 2002 Crime. Harvey Keitel, Andie MacDowell. 2:10 Little Miss Sunshine ML 2006 Comedy. Toni Collette, Greg Kinnear, Alan Arkin, Steve Carrell. 3:55 Saving Private Ryan 16V 1998 Drama. Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Edward Burns. 6:40 Unbreakable MV 2000 Thriller. Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson. 8:30 The Invention Of Lying MS 2009 Comedy. Ricky Gervais. 10:15 The Notebook PGC 2004 Drama.
12:35 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy MVL 2011 Drama. 2:45 Goodnight For Justice 2 – Measure Of A Man PGV 2012 Western. 4:15 Katy Perry – Part Of Me PGL 2012 Documentary. 5:50 Battleship MVL 2012 Action.
12:20 Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels 18V 1998 Action. 2:05 Unbreakable MV 2000 Thriller. 3:50 Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels 18V 1998 Action. 5:35 Saving Private Ryan 16V 1998 Drama.
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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6am Re:Union (Replay) 7am Deaker On Sport (Replay) 8am Heartland Rugby The provinces battle it out for the Meads and Lochore Cups. 9am Total Rugby 9:30 Mass Participation – Beijing Triathlon (Highlights) Held in the Fengtai District of Beijing, China. 10:30 Football – Fifa U17 World Cup (Replay) Uruguay v New Zealand. From Ras Al-Khaimah, United Arab Emirates. 12:30 Red Bull Chronicles 1pm UFC 166 Primetime Cain Velasquez v Junior dos Santos. 1:30 L Ice Hockey – NHL Dallas Stars v San Jose Sharks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. 4:30 Boxing – Fight Night Adonis Stevenson v Tavoris Cloud. 6:30 UFC 166 Primetime Cain Velasquez v Junior dos Santos. 7pm UFC 166 Countdown 7:30 Football – Fifa U17 World Cup (Replay) Uruguay v New Zealand. From Ras Al-Khaimah, United Arab Emirates. 9:30 L Football – A-League Adelaide United v Melbourne Victory. From Coopers Stadium, Adelaide. 11:30 The Crowd Goes Wild An irreverent daily sports and entertainment show.
SATURDAY
Midnight Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) Premiership Semifinal One – Wellington v Counties Manukau. 12:30 Red Bull Chronicles 1am Basketball – NBL (Replay) Townsville Crocodiles v New Zealand Breakers. 3am The Ultimate Fighter 4am Boxing – Fight Night Adonis Stevenson v Tavoris Cloud.
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