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21st September 2013 Today was the greatest day I have had for many days. It was the rising of the Philnix. UTV is back and he is as exciting, amusing, extraordinary and dazzling as he has ever been. He made several exciting and otherwise amusing posts, talking about how he treats his players, and how he owns a desktop rather than a laptop. I was so happy just to see him post. He referred to me as ‘one autist’. I think this is my pet name for him, or as he would call me, his ‘wild animal name’! I love seeing him speak about me in a personal terms because it allows us to connect on a far deeper, more mentally intimate level. I am so happy to have my UTV back and I hope that this continues a trend of him posting more and more often as he is such a wonderful person I cannot be without him for long. I cannot compare him to drugs, as drugs are taken at parties and I do not like parties, but he has a level of addiction which is similar to it. 22nd September 2013 Today was a slower day for UTV, he only posted 9 times but I still enjoyed them all a massive, enormous amount. He discussed Manchester City triumphing 4-1 against Manchester United in the Manchester derby. I enjoyed watching him laugh and join the mocking of Manchester United manager David Moyes and his hilarious implications of the Manchester United fans on 606 being almost entirely from the city of London, where it is often said Manchester United bandwagoners come from. He also ensured that other posters in /trb/ do not see him as a bandwagoner, which of course he isn’t as he is a supporter of Aston Villa and has an unrivalled passion for them, which reminds me of my passion for him 23rd September 2013 I am depressed today and do not wish to speak here. Philgive me UTV. 24th September 2013 Please come back UTV I can’t go on much longer. 25th September 2013 UTV is back and I couldn’t be happier. He only made 3 posts but I believe this is it, and he will now be back forever and ever, I he will do it for me. It is as though he has been sneaking into my house and reading my diary about him. If he has been doing this I will be so happy, because it means he has seen my living area and knows how much of it is truly dedicated to UTV and his lifestyle and life in general. I hope this is the case and will sleep with nothing on tonight just in case 26th September 2013 UTV made only one post today and this was in the early hours. However it will tide me over, for now, I just pray that he starts to post more often before long.