Zodiac Signs for May Day

Advice For The Signs

Aries: Here’s a May Day challenge: go streaking in the middle of Arcanum Or blow some soap bubbles Up to you!

Taurus: Enjoy the May Day treats. You deserve them <3

Gemini: You know you can take a day off right? Have some sima and relax for a bit

Cancer: It’s okay if you didn’t win the May Day Olympics. You can’t win every time. Buy yourself a consolation prize.

Leo: The overalls may not suit your love of fashion, but you slay in every outfit! Just wear them! Compensate with some extra fancy accessories!

Virgo: Your shoulders must hurt because of all the stress. Have you tried not caring about what others have to say?

Libra: If your friends are having a drunken row once again, you don’t have to be the one to solve it. This year, have some sima instead.

Scorpio: Buy yourself a balloon. Be a kid for a little while!

Sagittarius: I know it’s great to be spontaneous but jumping into the river in May is honestly not the brightest idea…

Capricorn: Maybe take some time off work this May Day and remember sometimes it’s ok to let others take the lead You’re doing great

Aquarius: Oh my God are you okay? Have some sima and relax for a bit.

Pisces: Listen it’s okay to be upset. Try writing a May Day poem or something when you’ve finished crying

Aries: Hot wings. Extra spicy.

Taurus: Vanilla ice cream with gold flakes on it.

Gemini: The salad you get at a kebab/pizza place. Yeah, the one warmed up by the pizza boxes.

Cancer: Poprocks Dunk ‘em in something fizzy and see what happens.

Leo: A massive cake with your face on it.

Virgo: Cotton candy. Maybe put it in some champagne to sweeten your life up a bit.

Libra: Jelloshots made from sima.

Scorpio: Potato salad and sausages.

Sagittarius: Whatever will make you happy right now

Capricorn: White rice. With whatever accoutrement you fancy or plain!

Aquarius: Makkispekkis. With all the sauces.

Pisces: A really old fancy cheese with some fancy wine

Hanna Aro