American Mustard Second Volume

Eighteen Impossible Things After a Series of Paintings in the “6 Impossible Things Exhibit” Los Angeles Craft and Folk Art Museum, 2013 1.

You're laying flat on the ground between Big Bird's legs. He stands over you ready to nest. Or is it a she?

2.

An upside-down man lives in a Christmas tree.

He wants you to hang ornaments.

3.

A penguin hides in a painting of a screaming man.

Early sketch.

4.

The Cloud City of Bespin, pre-Lando reveals the artist's true nature.

5.

An abstract foreshadow of the vagina yet to come.

They commissioned Picasso to do this one, years before you were born.

6.

This is where they hid the dagger that eventually was used to slay the emperor.

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