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Friday (48)
White House Down Hoping to impress his daughter Emily, who has a keen interest in politics, police officer John Cale interviews for a job with the Secret Service protecting President James Sawyer. But when he is denied his dream job, Cale struggles to tell Emily and instead takes her on a tour of the White House, where a bomb is detonated, separating the officer and his daughter. With the Capitol building overrun with a group of dangerous mercenaries and most of the Secret Service killed or taken hostage, it’s up to Cale to save his daughter and the United States president. Director: Roland Emmerich. Stars: Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, James Woods. 2013. 131 min. Action.
9:30 p.m.
The Legend of Korra When Korra wants to enter the Spirit World for the first time, she enlists Tenzin’s help in this new episode. Set 70 years after the events of “Avatar: The Last Airbender,” this animated series follows bender Korra, who’s trying to master air.
Saturday (8)
9:30 a.m.
Tree Fu Tom A young boy named Tom shrinks with the help of a magic belt so he can spend time in a fantasyland known as Treetopolis in this colorful kids’ series. Skilled in magic, the youngster often calls on viewers to help him solve problems in Treetopolis.
Sunday (49)
4:00 p.m.
Regular Show Mordecai and Rigby encounter computer problems in this episode. After accidentally infecting a computer with a virus, Skips must learn to use the computer. Also, Mordecai and Rigby find themselves in trouble because they’re too cool.
Mordecai and Rigby as seen in “Regular Show”
Monday (53)
11:00 a.m.
Thursday (37)
6:00 a.m.
X-Men: First Class
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See how it all began with Matthew Vaughn’s re-imagining of the XMen universe in this prequel. In the beginning, powerful mutants Professor X (James McAvoy) and Magneto (Michael Fassbender) work together to protect the world from evil mutants.
Flower and her new pups are left on their own when the Whiskers clan splits up for the day in this episode. While Mozart is still on the outs, the Commandoes make a surprise appearance, which leaves Flower and her little ones in jeopardy.
Girl Most Likely After failing to make it as a playwright in New York City, Imogene is forced to move back home to New Jersey with her unconventional mother and younger brother. With her bedroom occupied by a pop star impersonator and a strange new man occupying her mother’s bed, Imogene struggles to transition back into her old life. Directors: Shari Springer Berman, Robert Pulcini. Stars: Kristen Wiig, Annette Bening, Matt Dillon, Darren
Criss, Natasha Lyonne. 2012. 103 min. Comedy. Lovelace Having escaped her deeply religious family, a young woman falls for a charismatic hustler, whom she marries. After she is coerced into the adult film industry by her abusive husband, Linda Lovelace finally breaks free from her tyrannical partner and selfproclaimed manager. Now a famous and successful adult film star, Lovelace takes control of her life and makes it her mission to fight violence against women. Directors: Rob Epstein, Jeffrey Friedman. Stars: Amanda Seyfried, James Franco, Peter Sarsgaard, Sharon Stone, Robert Patrick, Juno Temple, Chris Noth. 2013. 93 min. Biography. Grown Ups 2 When Lenny Feder decides to move his wife and kids to his hometown in Connecticut, where his childhood friends still reside, he learns an unexpected lesson about growing up. The last day of school brings a day full of surprises for both Lenny and his friends as they realize they can learn a lot from their growing kids. Director: Dennis Dugan. Stars: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph, Nick Swardson, Steve Buscemi. 2013. 101 min. Comedy.
Late Laughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno According to research, immigration is on the rise. You know, immigrants come here to do the jobs Americans don’t want to do, like running the government.
never called. What do you mean stayed by the phone? What is this, 1965? The cellphone hasn’t been invented?
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At Starbucks, you can now pick up something called a “duffin.” American ingenuity at its finest. A duffin is a combination of a According to a CBS News Poll, 72 per doughnut and a muffin. It’s not easy; cent of Americans blame the those two are difficult to mate. I Republicans, while 61 per cent blame have an idea for Starbucks, the Democrats. That adds up to 133 something called “Choffee:” cheap per cent. This is why we have a debt coffee. crisis! House Speaker John Boehner said he stayed by the phone all weekend waiting for the president, but he Friday, November 1, 2013
It’s Day 9 of the government shutdown. Are you like me? Are you beginning to miss the days when we were ruled by a mad English king?
It’s autumn, ladies and gentlemen, and because of the government shutdown, the leaves will not be changing color this year.
The Winter Olympics are four months away from today, but the Olympic torch is already being run. After the official lighting ceremony in Greece last week, the torch arrived in Russia this weekend and it ran into a little snag. The wind blew it out. That would never have happened if they had used the new Olympic e-torch. Elton John is on the show tonight — or should I say Sir Elton John. He was knighted by both the Queen and the Lion King.
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The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson We are now 190 hours into the government shutdown. If this were a “Lord of the Rings” movie, we’d be almost halfway through. Despite the shutdown, the
congressional gym in Washington, D.C., remains open. The congressional gym is like any other gym, except the customers are the dumbbells. Today’s Nobel Prize was in physics. Here’s a physics joke. Why can you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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