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THE LAST WEEK IN REVIEW AUGUST 06-13, 2014

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SACKED: HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY DOUG RACINE TELLS HOW IT HAPPENED

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n a phone interview Tuesday, Doug Racine described how he got fired.

Gov. Peter Shumlin’s secretary of Human Services was summoned to the 5th floor of the Pavilion State Office building at 4 p.m. onMonday for a meeting with Chief of Staff Liz Miller and Secretary of Administration Jeb Spaulding, he told Seven Days’ Paul Heintz.

“They said, ‘The governor wants to make a change at your agency.’ I said, ‘Who would that be?’ Jeb looked at me and said, ‘You,’” Racine recalled. “We talked about it for a few minutes and then I went to the office and cleaned out my desk.”

Shumlin called him an hour later to discuss the decision, Heintz reported on Off Message, Seven Days’ news and politics blog.

“That’s generally the way it works: Governors do good news; staff does bad news,” Racine said. “I needed two votes for this job: I needed mine and I needed his. I lost his.”

Replacing Racine on an interim basis at the Agency of Human Services is Dr. Harry Chen, a former Democratic lawmaker and emergency room doctor who has served for nearly four years as commissioner of the Department of Health.

“As governor, these decisions are never easy, but I felt that it was time for a different kind of leadership,” Shumlin said at a press conference Tuesday afternoon at the Rutland Transfer Station. He said

he was grateful for Racine’s service, and declined to say what prompted the move.

The agency oversees the state’s health, social services, health care reform, corrections and mental health operations. It’s been plauged by problems with the state’s health insurance exchange, as well as by criticism of the Department for Children and Familes over the deaths of two toddlers.

Racine, a Democrat, has been a fixture in Vermont politics since 1983, when he was first elected to represent Chittenden County in the Senate. He served three terms as lieutenant governor before losing the 2002 gubernatorial race to then-state treasurer Jim Douglas.

Racine returned to the Senate in 2006 and made a second run for governor four years later, narrowly losing the Democratic nomination to Shumlin.

Racine said his firing came as a surprise. “He said he just wants a different style, a different focus moving forward, and he felt someone else could do that for him better than I could. But they didn’t say, ‘Hey, you screwed up DCF or Vermont Health Connect’ or anything like that.

It wasn’t anything like that. It was just time for something different.”

Racine said he does not know what’s next for him.

“I’m going to finish these calls and, if it doesn’t rain, I’m going to go mow my lawn,” he said.

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A toddler found a loaded handgun in her own diaper bag at a Beebe Plain daycare center. Apparently, grandma left it there. A firable offense — unless you’re family.

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Officials broke ground on a $9 million project on the Burlington waterfront that is supposed to fix the bike path, among other things. Dig it.

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The state’s 911 system went down for 40 minutes or so last week, and Vermont officials blamed a technology vendor in Colorado.

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That’s the budget reduction the Shumlin administration has proposed for the beleaguered Department for Children and Families. On Tuesday, the governor announced $31 million in proposed budget cuts to be spread across state departments and programs.

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2. “Shaken-Baby Expert Warns of More Child Abuse” by Ken Picard. Child deaths from alleged physical abuse have made recent headlines, but one doctor says many more cases of child abuse never make the news.

3. “Mtn Seasons Invents a Vermont-Style Bagel, With a CSA” by Alice Levitt. A Jeffersonville business is making bagels with a special Vermont twist.

4. “Morning Read: IBM Offered GlobalFoundries $1 Billion to Take Its Chip Division” by Mark Davis. Bloomberg is reporting that IBM offered GlobalFoundries cash to relieve Big Blue of its aging chipmaking facilities.

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HANNA IS NOT ALONE

I have to respond to the brave announcement from Paul Henninge that the death of his wife, Cheryl Hanna, was indeed a suicide and that he shared her journey through depression [“Cheryl Hanna’s Suicide Confirms Mental Health Problems in Vermont,” August 6]. Depression and other psychiatric illnesses still live in the shadows and carry a stigma not attached to any other mental illness. In order to understand her actions, you would have to live in the deep blackness of depression.

The utter hopelessness, the feeling that you are a burden to your loved ones COURTESY OF PAUL HENNINGS and your desire to stop the hurt. I know; I’ve been there.

I have been in that blackness and have attempted suicide more than once. May Paul sharing his pain about losing Cheryl help someone to change their thinking on mental illness. Maybe it will change more than one mind. Maybe it will help show that the mental-health care system is so very broken.

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I met Cheryl Hanna in 1997, when she was 31 years young. I was blessed to have her as my professor for two foundational courses at Vermont Law School. Cheryl had only been teaching for three years, yet it was as if she was born to be at the front of a classroom. Eloquent, warm, compassionate, endlessly patient and an intellectual powerhouse, she knew how to put a class full of nervous law students at ease.

Always giving of herself, Cheryl welcomed me into her office on numerous occasions when I had missed class and was having difficulty catching up with the material. I aspired to be like her, proudly watching over the years as she blossomed into a well-known and well-respected legal commentator.

Today, I can see Cheryl’s huge, intelligent brown eyes, hear her crystal-clear voice and feel her passionate spirit, as if 17 years had never passed. Her death is incomprehensible to me, as I grapple to understand how such a bright, shining light, loved and admired by so many, could fall prey to such all-encompassing darkness. It may be too late to bring Cheryl back, but, as her husband Paul Henninge has so poignantly stated, it

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[Re Stuck in Vermont, “Co-op Gardening with Bonnie,” July 23]: My exit after so many years should be a pirouette with style into something satisfying, and useful not merely entertaining.

Like the artist who plants gardens – more than Johnny Appleseed more than sprinkling seeds.

She readies the plots to friable soil around the auditorium, the library, the city market, the movie theater.

She raises seedlings in winter.

In spring, she plants an array of colors, shapes, heights, a blooming rhapsody, a harmony to behold.

Patches that light up the town and stop you on your way.

Gardens to surprise you.

Deliberate, thought out. Leaf and flower, a stunning mix.

Her plantings nourish each other and our town with color and botany

She tends them, waters them weeds them, trims them.

There she is in her bare muscled arms in gardening gear, Bonnie, known around town for exploring what school lunch should be, for reconfiguring it into good stuff that kids plant, grow, eat and thrive on.

Then she goes home and paints — lyrical watercolors that capture Vermont in seasons, on the lake in the mountains cityscapes and landscapes elegant and bold at once

And her quick ready smiles embrace the kids at school lunch, the shoppers beside her flowerbeds.

The whole city encounters Bonnie honored recently with a day named for her.

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LIVING ON THE L AK E

The Seven Days office is just a couple of blocks from glorious Lake Champlain, but does that mean we have time to get in or on it? Not much. Instead, we dreamed up this theme issue. In it, we explore ecological concerns, including water quality, the rising lake level and a dam controversy in Swanton. We visit lakeside communities — longtime campers at Thompson’s Point in Charlotte and the lively socialscene-with-a-lake-view that is Burlington’s St. John’s Club. We compile a handy guide to all the ways to float, even without a boat, and we chat up a guy who lives on one all summer. Not least, we offer two dining excursions, in the Champlain Islands and across the lake in Essex, N.Y. Ferry, anyone?

Green Alert: Public Water Systems Watch for Toxic Algae in Lake Champlain

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A Fish Story: The Battle to Remove Swanton Dam When It Comes to Accessibility, Not All of Burlington Measures Up

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BCA’s Visiting Critic Program Plays Matchmaker With Artists

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Quick Lit: Love and Death in the Age of Revolutions Lit Notes

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Loves Me, Loves Me Not

Theater: A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Vermont Shakespeare Company

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Dock-to-Table

Food: Slip into an elegant meal in Essex, N.Y.

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Nouvelle Island Cuisine

Food: Lesser-known eats on the Champlain Islands

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Music: After nearly 10 years apart, Burlington hardcore icons Drowningman reunite

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holes are beloved. These hidden spots are the best way to stay cool during our short summers. On a steamy Saturday, Eva and Michael take the plunge at Bristol Falls, Warren Falls and Lareau Hole in Waitsfield.

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STAYING AFLOAT

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Living on the Lake: How to get in when you don’t own a boat

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Room With a View

Living on the Lake: Burlington’s St. John’s Club brings the private lakefront experience to the average Joe

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On Point

Living on the Lake: History, high prices and old-fashioned community meet at Charlotte’s Thompson’s Point

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High Water Marks

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Plugged In Curious about going green? Sun CARnival can get you started. Featuring solar power, electric vehicles and the combination of the two, this eco-friendly event hosted by SunCommon celebrates the versatility of alternative-energy sources. Kids get in on the fun with pizza, ice cream and a bouncy house.

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FUN IN THE SUN Local canines make a splash at the Dog Days of Summer. Pooches doggy paddle the evening away at Montpelier’s public pool at this unique fundraiser for the Central Vermont Humane Society. With open access to the water, four-legged swimmers make for a pool party to remember.

Outdoor adventurers draw on their mental and physical strength when searching for clues at the Mission Possible Urban Scavenger Hunt.

Teams of two tackle wacky challenges throughout Burlington at this fundraiser for the United Way of Chittenden County. Stops at its partner agencies highlight the people and programs that benefit from the local nonprofit.

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SATURDAY 16 & SUNDAY 17 History buffs revisit the War of 1812 at Rabble in Arms, where historical reenactors recreate the 1814 British attack on Fort Cassin to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the battle. Costumed sailors, soldiers and civilians continue this 19th-century celebration with traditional skills, arts and crafts — from firearms to blacksmithing and beyond.

These days, the words “debt” and “degree” go hand in hand. With rising tuitions and reduced employment opportunities, is a college education worth the money? Andrew Rossi poses this question in his 2014 documentary Ivory Tower. Featuring folks on all sides of the issue, this thought-provoking profile of higher education examines its past, present and future.

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The Marble House Project, a new artist-residency program in Dorset, launched this year in an elegant former private home — built originally in 1815 of, yes, marble from a quarry just up the hill. Though the quarry is now defunct, the house — and expansive grounds, restored barn, gardens and a nearby inn — has revitalized purpose, hosting writers, musicians, dancers, visual artists and progressive farmers.

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midst a collection of lustrous Corvettes and cardboard August 16-22 racecar-driver replicas, Vermont Democrats schmoozed last Wednesday evening in a Colchester garage.

They were there to raise money to reelect the state’s highest-ranking Republican, who is also a real-life racecar driver.

Sen. DICK MAZZA (D-Chittenden) hosted the fundraiser for Lt. Gov. PHIL SCOTT — Republicans could come, too — in the Timeless Furniture Built to Last “showroom” behind the senator’s 60-yearAffordable, Custom Finishing, and Delivery, too! old general store.

372 N. Winooski Ave. Senate President Pro Tem JOHN www.samswoodfurniture.com CAMPBELL (D-Windsor) neatly summed up why he and several others showed up. “Phil is, like, one of my best friends.” Campbell 12v-samswoodfurniture081314.indd 1 8/11/14 4:01 PMis also part of the troika — along with Scott and Mazza — that determines which senators serve on which committees.

Scott’s Progressive challenger, DEAN CORREN, has become a real contender since qualifying for $200,000 in public financing last month. He’s been trying to win over Democrats by emphasizing his commitment to GOV. PETER SHUMLIN’s single-payer health care plan.

That message hadn’t swayed the Colchester crowd. sor See much more on Trip Advi On single-payer, “I guess I’m like Phil n of Burlington to for Burling Scott,” Mazza said. “Tell me what it is and than you could Activities. how much it’s going to cost and how it’s on foot! going to affect people, and then I’ll make a decision.”

Campbell was also talking tough. After half-retracting a comment suggesting the price tag for single-payer was too steep, he was back to sounding skeptical.

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For more than a decade, Gobeille contributed to campaigns and let politicians — including Scott, whom he considers a friend — hold fundraisers on his cruise made in vermont boat at a discounted rate. But according to the Burlington restaurateur, those benefits ended for state-level politicians when ANNE GALLOWAY, editor of the news site VTDigger, asked in a 2012 story whether it was appropriate for a sitting member of the quasiHand-thrown clay dishes pressed judicial health care board to be subsidizing with real flowers, then hand-painted. candidate Scott’s cruises.

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Party Hopping Libertarians have some pretty messed-up ideas — making heroin legal and letting drug dealers roam free, for example.

Feliciano, who picked up about 1,300 votes as an independent candidate four years ago, isn’t getting too worked up about the dis. “When that release came out from Sunderland stating all that crazy shit, I started laughing,” he said. Feliciano clarified that, personally, he opposes amnesty for felons and only supports the legalization of marijuana — which came as a “surprise” to Vermont Libertarian Party chair It’s Not My Party JEREMY RYAN. The R label doesn’t carry a lot of cachet What are Republicans doing while these days, but in trying to affix it to himDemocrats cozy up with their main man?

Back from Arizona, conservative self, Feliciano is risking his own party’s political operative DARCIE JOHNSTON has support. Libertarians lashed out after his a new cause: getting DAN FELICIANO, the announcement, condemning his decision Libertarian candidate for governor, onto to court the Republican vote. “I apologize the Republican primary ballot with a to any member that may be disillusioned write-in campaign. The hope is to supplant or offended by this development,” Ryan wrote in a statement sent Republican candidate SCOTT out almost immediately after MILNE, whose wishy-washy Feliciano’s announcement. stance on single-payer has Their main concern? It irked Johnston and others will dilute the Libertarian within the party. platform and confuse liberal Last election, Johnston Democrats, some of whom, ran Republican gubernatoaccording to Ryan, have rerial candidate RANDY BROCK’s cently come into the party’s campaign. She left Vermont fold. The Libertarians are to work on a primary camS E NATE P R E S I D E NT unusually flush with candiP R O TE M JO H N paign in the Grand Canyon C A M P B E LL dates this year. In addition to State and came back beFeliciano, they are fielding 14 cause she said money was candidates for state Senate running low. This time around, Johnston said, she’s just an unpaid and House seats.

But they are still backing Feliciano — for volunteer.

Feliciano, who said in June that he now. “We are watching closely as time prowould not seek a spot on the Republican gresses, but at this time we are in support,” ballot, held a press conference last week Ryan said.

While both party chairs are dead-set on in Waterbury, announcing his plan to do exactly that. In an interview after the event, keeping their identities separate, Vermont Feliciano said he had a change of heart Republican and Libertarian parties clearly after being “inundated” with requests from have at least one thing in common: a knack Republicans underwhelmed by Milne. for making their internal squabbles public.

Asked if he’d received any Republican endorsements, Feliciano gestured in Trouble with Crimes Johnston’s direction. The rest of his entourage consisted of his wife and three in-laws. No one paid much attention last session With less than a month left to make it when lawmakers approved a budget with happen, what does the indefatigable anti- an extra $200,000 to hire four new state prosecutors. single-payer activist have up her sleeve?

Last week, Vermont Public Radio reBracelets.

Inspired by LISA MURKOWSKI of Alaska, vealed that one of the new jobs went to who, in 2010, ran the first successful write- Campbell, the Senate president pro tem in candidacy for U.S. Senate in more than and erstwhile private attorney who will 50 years, Johnston proffered rubber wrist- now pull in $30,000 a year as a part-time bands stamped with Feliciano’s name to a prosecutor in Windsor County.

Windsor County State’s Attorney few nonplussed reporters.

Feliciano and his wristbands have at MICHAEL KAINEN said he hired Campbell, an least one person concerned: his coworker old friend and neighbor in Hartford, beat Keurig Green Mountain and chair of cause of the senator’s experience. The only the Vermont Republican party, DAVID other candidates interested in the parttime gig were former clerks straight out of SUNDERLAND, who stood under a nearby tree law school, Kainen said. during the press conference.

“I would have been happy to hire them, Sunderland describes himself as a “Libertarian-leaning Republican” but he but there’s a big difference between somewas in Waterbury to tell reporters that body who is right out of law school and

well with his role as independent steward of the state’s health care system. “You get involved trying to serve and then you have to know all of this stuff.”

Although he no longer gives, Gobeille isn’t about to relinquish his right to party. He doesn’t see anything improper about “going to the home of a Democrat to see a Republican speak.” It didn’t hurt that the other attendees seemed more intent on talking about the shrimp scampi — which Gobeille did not provide — than health care reform.

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Kainen explained that his wayward email had been intended for his old boss, Orange County State’s Attorney Will Porter. Kainen said he, too, struggled to figure out the system for months after Porter hired him as a deputy. Porter got so fed up with Kainen’s constant questions, he wrote up instructions for him to follow.

Campbell is now having the same trouble, which is providing him firsthand experience with another important Statehouse issue: the state government’s poorly functioning IT programs.

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Last month, this paper examined problems with Vermont’s Sex Offender Registry: Auditors found significant errors with the website, which identified people who legally should not have been listed, and failed to include some eligible offenders.

None of that has dissuaded the Brattleboro Reformer from adopting an unusual practice: publishing notices when a sex offender moves to the community.

The Reformer had signed up for electronic alerts from the Department of Public Safety, editor toM D’erriCo explained, which indicate when a sex offender is released nearby. Any member of the public can do so.

So after a lengthy internal discussion, the Reformer decided to start publishing them.

D’Errico is not aware of any other publication in Vermont that is doing the same.

“It’s a matter of public record and important information that the reader wants and needs to be made aware of,” D’Errico said. He added that the Reformer, which has posted at least three notices so far, is not looking to cause sex offenders “undue hardship,” and is not publishing their mug shots.

Auditors recently unearthed a few incidents in which an offender was identified on the site when, legally, they should not have been. (Offenders who commit less serious sex crimes, or who were younger than 18, are legally exempt from posting.) That’s happened at least once in the Reformer’s backyard: A man convicted in a Windham County sex case successfully sued the state after the registry mistakenly posted his name. After he was publicly identified, the man received threatening phone calls and someone smashed a beer bottle over his head.

Moreover, critics of the registry, including defense attorneys and privacy advocates, aren’t even convinced it improves public safety. Studies have persistently shown that a majority of sex crimes are committed not by strangers, but by people whom the victim already knows. Some are concerned that the registry provides a false sense of security and makes it harder for sex offenders to build stable lives that make them less likely to re-offend. m

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somebody who has experience in court,” Kainen said. “I needed somebody I could hand files to.”

Campbell will take over a chunk of Kainen’s family court work and may handle the occasional criminal charge, his new boss said. Kainen clarified that he is giving Campbell cases that are likely to conclude by the time lawmakers return to the Statehouse in January, though he expects Campbell will continue to handle some legal work during the session.

The news revives perpetual questions about the conflicts of interest that face lawmakers who take jobs closely related to their legislative work.

For example, are judges, whose budgets are controlled by the legislature, going to treat Campbell the same as defense attorneys and other prosecutors?

What about the Department for Children and Families, which has been widely criticized for its role in the recent deaths of two young children? Lawmakers are expected to consider overhauling it this session. How will Campbell’s frequent interactions with DCF as a family-court prosecutor impact that debate?

In interviews last week, Campbell said he saw no conflict and believed his new job would enhance his understanding of important Statehouse issues. “In three weeks, what I have observed is how little we in the legislature know about the criminal system,” Campbell told VTDigger. He did not respond to messages from Seven Days seeking further comment.

Vermont Defender General Matt Valerio said he has no qualms with Campbell working as a prosecutor and has not heard any concerns from defense attorneys. “It really doesn’t bother me at all,” Valerio said.

Vermont Public Interest Research Group Executive Director Paul Burns agreed with Valerio.

But Cyrus Patten, executive director of Campaign for Vermont, an advocacy group that has made legislative transparency a focal point, had a different view. “It is suspect any time a legislator has a role in creating a job and they themselves fill the job,” Patten said.

Regardless of any potential conflicts, Campbell is apparently having some newguy problems in the office.

After Seven Days inquired about the impending hire last month, Kainen accidentally shot back an email: “My new deputy is struggling mightily with crimes,” Kainen wrote to the unidentified recipient. “Have you checked to see if you stored that instruction thing electronically?”

The president of the Senate, newly hired by his buddy to prosecute crimes on the state’s dime, was struggling with crimes? He needed an instruction manual for the job?

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or three days earlier this month, officials in Ohio warned a halfmillion residents not to drink their tap water. The reason?

Water samples had tested positive for a toxin due to the massive blue-green algae bloom that hovered over Toledo’s public drinking-water-intake pipe in Lake Erie.

The proliferation of blue-green algae, also known as cyanobacteria, is a problem in lakes across the country, including Lake Champlain. Fueled by excess phosphorous in the water from farms, fertilizers and road runoff, algae blooms appear perennially in Lake Champlain in late summer and early fall. The lake supplies drinking water to more than 200,000 people, an estimated 140,000 of whom live in Vermont.

After “high alerts” trickled in this month for blue-green algae in the St. Albans and Missisquoi bays, Vermonters wondered: Could the same toxins that took Toledo’s water off-line imperil Lake Champlain’s drinking water?

In a sense, they already have. Though drinking water from Lake Champlain on this side of the border has never tested positive for the toxins associated with blue-green algae, some Québec residents routinely receive notices that their water is not safe to drink. According to one study tracking public health advisories in the region between 2001 and 2009, concentrations of one of the toxins produced by blue-green algae regularly exceeded the Canadian drinking water guidelines.

“I’ve lived in Bedford since 2004, and it happens every summer,” said Aleksandra Drizo, a research fellow at the University of Vermont and the CEO of PhosphorEduc, a company that creates and markets technology for removing phosphorous from water.

On a recent afternoon in Philipsburg — a sleepy little village in Québec located just minutes from the U.S.-Canadian border — green, soupy water lapped at the shores of the Missisquoi Bay. At the village quay, cyclists paused to take in the view. A teenage boy and girl at the end of the pier fished from a picnic table.

A stone’s throw away, a low thrum was audible from the treatment plant, which pulls water from the bay and pipes it into Philipsburg and Bedford.

Every year, Drizo said, she receives

a flyer from the town warning against drinking the tap water. Instead, residents can bring their own jars and containers to a large cistern provided by the town.

The warnings are followed by a second set of flyers advertising, in French and English, “L’eau est bonne pour la consommation humaine,” and “Water can be consumed by the citizens.” Drizo opts to buy most of her drinking water.

Blue-green algae release toxins when cells die or are disturbed. The toxins can cause gastrointestinal and respiratory illnesses, as well as headaches and muscle pain. Researchers are also investigating the possibility that some of these toxins might be connected to long-term health effects and neurodegenerative diseases such as ALS. In both Canada and Vermont, officials warn against any contact with green, scummy water. Skin contact can cause rashes and stomach illnesses, and aerosolized water droplets that contain algae can produce allergy-like symptoms. Pet owners are warned to keep animals out of blooms; two dogs died in 1999 and

Algae-green waves roll upon the shore in Missisquoi Bay

2000 after coming into contact with Lake Champlain’s algae-polluted water in Point au Roche, N.Y., and on Juniper Island, southwest of Burlington.

Currently, public water systems in the United States aren’t required to test regularly for microcystin or anatoxin — toxins released by the algae. But in Vermont, Department of Environmental Conservation Commissioner David Mears assures voluntary measures are in place, and all of the state’s public water systems follow them. If operators learn about a bloom near an intake pipe, they collect water samples and send them to the state lab in Burlington for analysis.

In light of the contamination in Toledo, Mears said, DEC scientists and drinking-water-system operators plan to meet and reevaluate the current testing protocol.

James Ehlers, the executive director of the advocacy group Lake Champlain International, warned that Vermont faces exactly the same problems that fueled the Ohio emergency. “This is our water.

This is our home,” said Ehlers. When

Vermonters contribute to pollution in the lake, he said, “we’re fouling our own nest.”

Last week, the nonprofit Lake Champlain Committee, which coordinates the volunteer monitoring program that tracks blue-green algae blooms, pressed its members to urge the Environmental Protection Agency to develop standards for blue-green algae toxins; there aren’t any under the Safe Drinking Water Act. LCC director Lori Fisher emailed members that the “EPA seems to be trapped in a cycle of over analysis in search of perfect standards,” and that in the meantime states have resorted to a “mishmash of different approaches in the absence of EPA leadership.”

Mears said it makes sense for the EPA to take the lead on blue-green algae standards. He also said he understands the frustration of lake advocates who would like to see better standards on the books — now.

But “It’s not the kind of research that a small state like Vermont can afford to do,” said Mears.

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That means patrolling the area near the intake valve for the Champlain Water District. The pipe is located 75 feet below the surface of the lake in Shelburne Bay, 2,500 feet offshore.

Champlain Water District supplies drinking water to roughly 70,000 residents in Chittenden County.

“We’ve been on the lookout for at least 10 years, because that’s our job — to pay attention,” said Mike Barsotti, the facility’s director of water quality and production.

“We haven’t seen anything in 10 years.”

That’s not the case at the southern and northern ends of the lake, where algae blooms are more common. Mark Simon is the owner of Simon Operation Services, which oversees about 40 water-treatment facilities in Vermont — including the drinkingwater-plants for Grand Isle and North Hero.

In North Hero, Simon said, operators see blooms near the intake valves “almost annually,” and work with state health officials to monitor for any possible toxins.

“Blue-green algae is a beast of its own,” said Simon. While plant operators can add chemicals or other additives to treat for other types of contaminants in the water, neither the North Hero nor Grand Isle facilities could handle cyanobacteria. “It would go right through the filter.”

According to the EPA, the toxins associated with blue-green algae can be tricky to detect and remove from drinking-water supplies. Some treatments work, others don’t, and the situation is complicated by whether cyanobacteria cells are intact or broken.

Mears said he hopes the drinkingwater emergency in Toledo galvanizes more Vermonters to take seriously the

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or 50 years, the Swanton Dam has been of almost no practical use. That is one of the few points of agreement between a group of environmentalists and locals who have been sparring for more than a decade about the future of the eight-foot-tall span across the Missisquoi River.

Organizations including Lake Champlain International and the state’s Fish & Wildlife Department want to remove the dam. They say it would go a long way toward restoring troubled fisheries in Lake Champlain by allowing sturgeon, walleye and other imperiled fish to reach fertile spawning grounds seven miles to the north of the dam for the first time in two centuries.

“It is the single greatest feasible habitat-restoration project that we could have in the Lake Champlain Basin,” said Wayne Laroche, conservation director at LCI and a former Vermont wildlife commissioner.

Spawning habitat for Lake Champlain’s migratory fish would increase 99 percent if Swanton Dam were removed, according to a 2008 Fish & Wildlife report. The village of Swanton, which owns the dam, wouldn’t have to pay a nickel for its demolition and would avoid pricey repair work as the structure deteriorates.

None of those arguments has convinced town officials who view the dam as a valuable part of Swanton’s history — and regard those who want it gone as interlopers.

“We’re not just saying, ‘Save this piece of concrete.’ We’re saving our history,” said Ron Kilburn, the town’s zoning administrator and president of the Swanton Historical Society. “It serves no purpose to them, but to us it serves a very important purpose. You want us to destroy our environment for yours?”

A potential hydro project for the site may also work to the pro-dam side’s advantage.

Federal surveys have registered 75,000 dams longer than six feet in the United States, and tens of thousands of smaller ones. The water-impounding structures helped build the country by allowing settlers to generate power, irrigate croplands, control floods and store water.

But in the past 20 years, removing dams has become an increasingly popular cause in the environmental community. Dams can slow and warm rivers, hold back silt — leading to erosion downstream — and make it difficult for fish to swim upstream to spawn.

American Rivers, a leading advocacy group, estimates nearly 600 dams have been removed since 1999. In what was billed as one of the biggest environmental projects in recent American history, workers in 2011 began removing a 100-foot-tall dam on the Elwha River in Washington to restore a salmon run.

Since 1996, 16 of Vermont’s 1,200 dams have been removed, including the Dufresne Dam on the Batten Kill in Manchester, which came down last year to improve trout runs. Brian Fitzgerald, a recently retired dam expert from the Department of Environmental Conservation, said all have succeeded, to some degree, in restoring fish runs.

But experts have long viewed the removal of Swanton Dam as a highpriority project. Built in 1791, it was intended, as were many New England

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dams, to support a sawmill and grist mill.

Industries, including a booming marble quarry, grew up around the dam, which was repaired and replaced several times.

When the last of the millworks was removed in the 1960s, the village took ownership, and the dam’s useful life ended.

But its devastating impact on local fish endured. The dam has prevented many Lake Champlain fish from reaching their natural spawning grounds just below Highgate Falls, contributing immeasurably to loss of fish in the river and the lake.

That includes lake sturgeon, which once thrived in Swanton waters and is now listed as endangered in Vermont.

Biologists believe its 55-to-150-year lifespan may be the only reason the fish haven’t disappeared entirely. The native

muskie population in the area was wiped out in 1979.

Walleye still run from the lake up the Missisquoi every spring, but their population has been decimated. Swanton’s old-timers remember when you could practically walk across the river from one fishing boat to another during walleye season. Today, more than half the walleye in the Missisquoi come from state stocks.

Biologists have placed mats at the bottom of the Swanton Dam and caught viable lake sturgeon and walleye eggs.

That’s proof that the fish are still trying to get to Highgate Falls, and, once turned back by the dam, try to spawn in the inhospitable grounds at the dam. Few fish are born.

“They’re still trying to spawn,” Laroche said. “We know they’re there.

We know the fish are still returning, and they don’t have enough habitat to maintain sustainable populations.”

From an environmental perspective, removing the dam is a no-brainer.

Holding back change, though, is a powerful force: human history. Few Vermont towns have worked harder to preserve their pasts than Swanton.

When the old railroad station was slated for demolition in 1999, a group bought it, moved it down the road and turned it into a museum. The same group restored a caboose from the old railroad company and put it on the

museum’s lawn. To replace a covered bridge destroyed by fire in 1980, the historical society learned of a decommissioned bridge slated to be torn down in Milton, and convinced state officials to ship it to Swanton and reassemble it over the Missisquoi River as a pedestrian walkway. While they were at it, they restored the tollhouse to the old bridge, and moved it next to the railroad station.

Thirty-four local schoolchildren attended a five-day summer history camp in July.

Kilburn said the dam, which is on the Vermont Register of Historic Places, is another vital piece of Swanton’s history and should remain. Located at the heart of a town of 6,500 residents that draws more Québécois truckers than tourists, it anchors the most picturesque spot in Swanton, creating cascading falls below and a placid stretch of water above.

“We’re proud of what we’ve been able to save,” Kilburn said. “We focus on historical objects, and reminding people how important it is that we keep the historical objects that we have. The sound of falling water — take the dam out, the sound is gone. It’s a very important part of who we are as a community. We love that sound.”

Neighbors agree. Standing in their front lawns, Maryellen Barrows and James Barney, whose families have both lived across the street from the dam for decades, say it’s the centerpiece of their neighborhood.

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“People have wedding receptions so they can take pictures down there,” Barrows said. “It’s so beautiful, it makes you feel like you’re camping all the time.”

Environmentalists argue that not everything built by human hands is worthy of preservation. They estimate it would cost less than $1 million to take the dam out, and are confident that groups like LCI could raise enough money through private donations to pay for it.

“What we’re dealing with was the dominant way of thinking about water resources for previous generations,” said James Ehlers, executive director of LCI. “When I’m dealing with folks in their forties or younger, they don’t look at a river as an industrial, utilitarian resource.

They see it as part of an ecosystem that we occupy, and not something we can control with concrete and steel. It’s a fairly recent shift in American attitudes.”

For all the talk, there has never been an official proposal to remove the Swanton Dam. Rather than press the issue, advocates such as Laroche have maintained a regular presence at community events, talking to residents and trying to build a grassroots movement. Several years ago, the former commissioner offered tours of the dam in his boat.

Who gets to make the decision about whether the dam stays or goes? The village of Swanton — located within the town — owns the structure and its

trustees have the final say. Several years ago, residents took a nonbinding vote against dam removal during the annual Town Meeting. They’d likely weigh in again on any new proposal to take the dam down, or sell it to a third party such as LCI, which would have the same effect.

Laroche acknowledges he has told Swanton residents that he will agitate for the dam’s destruction until the day he dies. Swanton Village Manager Reg Beliveau said that kind of attitude has irritated many in his community.

“That’s really the root — they’re outsiders, and they’re going to tell us to take our damn dam out?” Beliveau said. “We’re not assholes. They started the fight. Would you like it if I came into your house and told you to get rid of that old couch? Nobody cares more about that river and lake than the people in Swanton, because we live with it.”

Complicating matters: Two years ago, the village submitted a preliminary application to federal regulators to build a small hydroelectric facility on the dam to generate power for the electric utility that the village has operated for decades. (Swanton, which owns the hydroelectric dam at Highgate Falls, provides power to 3,600 local residents.)

Dam-removal advocates see it as a cynical delaying tactic designed to tie up the dam in years of red tape. They say a hydropower project on the Swanton Dam would cost millions and, given that the dam is only eight feet tall, would never generate enough power to make it economically viable.

“They said, ‘If you’re not going to use it, lose it,’” Beliveau said. “We said, ‘OK, we’ll develop hydro on it.’”

The village is waiting for $80,000 in federal money to pay for a hydropowerfeasibility study. Tentative estimates for the project run anywhere from $3 million to $7 million, Beliveau said.

But environmental groups hope Swanton can be persuaded to give up the dam in favor of an even more historic resource — a free-flowing river that cut through the area long before humans arrived.

“What we are trying to get them to see,” Ehlers said, “is they can give something better to their kids than a piece of concrete.”

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disabilities — especially given the number of old buildings — but it’s not perfect.

“We’ve still got some work to do,” says Ron Redmond, executive director of the Church Street Marketplace Commission. Redmond says only three of the 100 doors that open onto Church Street aren’t yet accessible.

Stephenson moved to Burlington from San Antonio two years ago. A lawyer by trade, the Texan transplant has been politely informing businesses — usually by letter — when, in his judgment, they’ve run afoul of the law. So far, he’s focused on problem areas on Church and Main streets. He also alerted the Department of Justice about the lack of handicapped parking at Centennial Field. The DOJ sent a letter to the University of Vermont, which owns the property, and quickly addressed the situation, according to Stephenson.

Backing Stephenson up is the city’s resurrected Advisory Committee on Accessibility, which meets monthly to help guide city policy and to remove barriers — ranging from the “architectural” to “attitudinal” — for people with disabilities.

Ralph Montefusco, whose wife has multiple sclerosis, chairs the committee. One of its big achievements, he said, has been working with the First Night organizers to make the city’s New Year’s Eve celebration more accessible.

Montefusco also points to less tangible feats — improving awareness, for instance, among city officials.

Still, missing curb cuts, deteriorating sidewalks and inaccessible restrooms remain problematic. And the biggest barrier is money.

The Department of Public Works estimates that 48 percent of the city’s sidewalks are “deficient.” During the last several years, DPW has replaced roughly one mile of sidewalk annually, although

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othing’s been over easy for Henry’s Diner this summer.

The Burlington restaurant has been closed since mid-July for a makeover that will make it accessible to people with physical disabilities.

Among them: Brad Stephenson, born with muscular dystrophy, a degenerative genetic disease that landed him in a wheelchair seven years ago. The 42-year-old somehow managed to negotiate the old, narrow entrance at Henry’s, but then a server decided his wheelchair should wait outside.

Stephenson interpreted it as discrimination, so he filed a complaint with the Vermont Human Rights Commission.

The 24-year-old Americans With Disabilities Act requires that public spaces, as well as private businesses open to the public, remove physical barriers for people with disabilities.

New buildings must meet these standards, but establishments that predate the law only have to comply if it’s “readily achievable.” The local branch of the U.S. Department of Justice enforces the federal law, while the commission upholds the state equivalent.

A letter from the Human Rights Commission got the attention of Henry’s Diner owner, Bill Maglaris, who said he hadn’t been aware his 89-year-old building was out of compliance.

“What’s really hard for those of us that aren’t handicapped is we don’t realize how much of a burden it is.” When it reopens, Henry’s will have a new entrance ramp, an accessible Bill Maglaris outside Henry’s Diner restroom and the front door will open at the push of a button.

It’s been almost two years since the civil rights division of the necessary upgrades rather than pay fines Department of Justice came after a half or face legal action. dozen Burlington bars and eateries that Most of those earlier enforcement violated the ADA. Church Street Tavern, actions were prompted by random Leunig’s Bistro, Three Tomatoes, the inspections of local businesses, rather Scuffer Steak & Ale House, and Ken’s than from actual citizen complaints, acPizza and Pub all agreed to make cording to Nikolas Kerest, an assistant

U.S. attorney and the DOJ’s civil rights coordinator in Burlington.

Recently, a small group of Queen City residents, including Stephenson, has initiated a more activist approach to the problem. They concede Burlington is pretty navigable for people with

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the department’s director, Chapin profit-driven — approach to enforcing Spencer, said he expects to “far surpass” the law. A 2012 New York Times story that figure during the current year. described a lawyer who sued 200 busiSidewalks require replacement every nesses in less than three years, drawing 35 years, according to Spencer, and on a “regular group of people with disBurlington has 127 miles of sidewalk. abilities” to find plaintiffs. Under the Cleary Buckley, a partner at ADA, plaintiffs can’t sue for damages, Burlington-based Smith Buckley but judges can order businesses to pay Architects, appreciates the costs and the legal bill. design challenges associated with Stephenson has been putting that making a place accessible. “All archi- “readily achievable” clause — the “magic tects, not just disabled ones, are pretty language,” as he calls it — to test, in part actively engaged with accessibility because he’s hoping to start practicing issues,” he said. “I firmly believe it’s ADA law in Vermont. important. It is a civil right. But I also But he’s taken a very different tack understand that it costs a lot of money to — despite being a lawyer, he has yet to put in an elevator.” file suit. “We have this conversation in Buckley, 50, has been using a wheel- our community about the carrot and chair since he broke his back at age 20. stick. We want this to be a collaborative His 5-year-old son is starting kindergar- process … On the one hand we want to ten at the Edmunds Elementary School compel businesses to comply with the in a few weeks. When law … but we don’t want he and his wife went to be perceived as a thorn to meet the principal in their side.” several months ago, they Buckley, too, said he realized the three-story “works hard at being building doesn’t have an reasonable about accessielevator, making them bility.” Taking a litigious question their school approach could backfire choice. “I want to be a in a place like Burlington. part of his education. I Referencing the legal BRAd ST EphEnSOn want to be able to go to tactics in New York, he the school and see the pointed out, “It’s a much principal and do all the things that par- bigger pond. You don’t have to get along ents do,” Buckley said. with everybody quite as much as you do Buckley brought his concerns to the in a small community.” principal and other school district offiBoth Buckley and Stephenson have cials, and he’s been told they plan to add stepped up in response to barriers that an elevator within two years. Edmunds have thwarted their personal activities, Middle School added an elevator in but they each take care to point out what 2011 after a years-long advocacy effort. they’re doing goes beyond self-interest.

“The thing that is a little worrying,” “I’m not completely comfortable Buckley said during an interview in with being the face of the Edmunds his spacious Pine Street office, “is it’s Elementary elevator project,” Buckley dependent on a bond, and right now said. “I’m happy to sort of add urgency asking for more money for the schools to it, but really in my opinion, the school is a hard thing to do.” needs an elevator for a lot of reasons, Maglaris can also appreciate the and not least of which so that kids who price of accessibility. Henry’s has been are disabled can go to school there.” closed for five weeks and he estimates “I didn’t really set out to be an advothe lost business and the upgrades have cate,” Stephenson said, sitting in Leunig’s cost him $200,000. He could have done Bistro & Café, which added an autoit for less, Maglaris said, but rather than matic door, among other changes, after risk getting another complaint, “we de- being on the receiving end of the DOJ’s cided we might as well go all the way in.” enforcement action two years ago. But, The best defense may be a good of- he continues, “It’s not like we’re asking fense. Lawyers in states such as New them for a favor. This is federal law.” m York and California have taken an aggressive — and sometimes brazenly Contact: alicia@sevendaysvt.com

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1936-2014, COLCHESTER/ WINOOSKI Ruth “Jean” Dashnow, 77, a longtime resident of Colchester and formerly of Winooski, died peacefully at the home of her son in Milton, Vt., on August 8, 2014 following a short illness.

Jean was born in Morristown, Vt., on August 14, 1936, the daughter of Paul L. and Elizabeth “Liz” (Fisk) Stewart. She was married in Winooski on March 10, 1956 to Raymond “Buddy” Dashnow, who predeceased her on April 29, 1997.

Jean formerly owned and operated Jean’s Day Care, and later, after raising her children, was proudly employed at IBM.

She was a past president and life-member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, John Ryan Post 1767 Women’s Auxiliary. She enjoyed crocheting, pizza and subs nights, and cooking for her family. Like her mom, she enjoyed all birds, especially hummingbirds. She was the “best mom in the world”, always there to care for and protect her family.

Jean is survived by her children: Linda Gover and Len Trombley, Randy Dashnow and Lisa Lapointe, Jay Dashnow and his wife Dianne, and Brent Dashnow and his wife Cara; grandchildren: Travis, Chantelle, Brent II and Chelsea; Nicholas, Brent and Becky; Amber and Keith; Skyler and Kristen; and Reeve, and Livia; greatgrandchildren: Brayden, Carter, Brooklynne, Landon, Brayden, Owen, Evan and Lane; brothers: Paul Stewart Jr. and Bobby Rivers; sisters: Pam Rivers, and Sandra Lewia and her husband Gorden; in-laws: Geneva and Marcel Fregeau, and Gerry and John Larivee; and extended family and friends.

She was predeceased by her grandson, Carrigan Fitzgerald.

A very special thanks to Dr. Marion Couch and Dr. John Wright, whom Jean valued and trusted dearly.

Visiting hours will be

on Thursday, August 14, 2014 from 4 to 7 p.m. at LaVigne Funeral Home and Cremation Service, 132 Main St. in Winooski.

Funeral services will be held at the funeral home on Friday, August 15 at 10 a.m.

Interment will follow at St. Francis Xavier Cemetery.

In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions can be made to the American Cancer Society, Vermont Division, 55 Day Lane, Williston, VT 05495. Online condolences can be shared with the family at lavignefuneralhome .com.

Marion Carson Milne 1935-2014, WASHINGTON

Marion Carson Milne, 79, died peacefully at her home in Washington, Vt., on August 11, 2014.

The daughter of William and Augusta Carson, Marion was born the eleventh of 12

children in Brooklyn, N.Y., on January 2, 1935. Only seven of the 12 children lived beyond childhood. She married Donald Milne on March 15, 1957. She is survived by her husband Don, the Clerk of the Vermont House of Representatives; her three children, Scott Milne of Pomfret, Vt., Chris Milne and his wife Marjorie of Dover, Mass., Cathy Frey and her husband Scott Frey of Barre, Vt., and daughter-in-law Deborah Milne of White River Junction, Vt. A son Keith Milne predeceased her in 1971. She had eight grandchildren: Keith Milne, Elise Milne, Jane Milne, Claire Milne, Lee Milne, George Milne, Nicole Frey and Alex Frey.

She leaves a sister-inlaw and brother-in-law, Mary Jean and Gus Mastro; brother-in-law John Milne; and sister-in-law Kay Milne.

Her sisters Agnes, Irene and Jean survive her, and she is predeceased by her brothers William, Harry, Charles, Billy, and John and sisters Marion (she was named for), Julie and Pauline. She also leaves many nieces and nephews.

She left school at age 16 to go to work in a travel agency near Rockefeller Center, and then earned her Graduate Equivalency Degree (GED) in her thirties. Marion became a graduate of Goddard College, where she earned her BA in political science at the age of 40. In 1975, Marion founded Milne Travel as a one-person, woman-owned business and worked hard

to see it become one of New England’s largest and most successful travel agencies.

Marion served in the Vermont House of Representatives from 1994 to 2000, representing the Town of Washington and other towns in her district. Her support for legislation authorizing civil unions was critical to the passage of the act in the House. She was co-chair of the Women’s Caucus in the Vermont Legislature and recipient of their Legislator of the Year award in 2000.

She was also an elected Justice of the Peace in her beloved town of Washington, a trustee and former chair of the Calef Board of Library Trustees and she was the first woman president of the Central Vermont Chamber of Commerce. She was also secretary of Washington Electric Co-op and a member of the board.

She was a member of the Vermont Commission on Women, and served on the Judicial Nominating Board, Professional Responsibility Board, Salvation Army Advisory Board, Green Mountain United Way, Vermont State Chamber of Commerce, Mother’s March of Dimes, Central

Vermont Community Action, Green Mountain United Way, Commission on Healthy Living, the U.S. Civil Rights Commission and the Community of Vermont Elders, holding the position of president or chair for many of these organizations. In 2010, the Central Vermont Chamber of Commerce named her Citizen of the Year. The town of Washington named her and her husband as its Citizens of Year in 2010.

On the day she died, Marion had an appointment to have her hair done and planned to work at her desk in the travel agency and attend a board meeting for the U.S. Civil Rights Commission.

No one was more courageous, caring or giving than Marion.

Funeral arrangements will be handled by Hookers Funeral Home in Barre, with a wake Thursday, August 14, from 5-8 p.m. The funeral will be held on Friday, August 15, at 10:30 a.m. at the Presbyterian Church in Barre. Flowers from a local florist, or a donation to the Calef Memorial Library, Washington Vermont, 05675 are most welcome in Marion’s honor.

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I really hate to throw cold water on the annual Seven Daysies readers’ poll [“All the Best,” July 30], but your new category of Best College Radio Station is patently unfair to those stations that are located outside Chittenden County.

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I loved the Daysies edition [“All the Best,” July 30]. However, having been a vegetarian for 40 years and eating out in Burlington about three times a week, I need to point out that the city finally has a world-class vegetarian restaurant: Revolution Kitchen.

Even Ryan Adams recently gave them a shout out from the Flynn stage, which shows this travesty needs to be righted and they should be awarded an honorable Daysie!

WRUV-FM at the University of Vermont in Burlington, with its 460watt signal, can be heard as far north as Milton, as far south as Vergennes, and as far east as Richmond and Jericho.

On the flip side, two of the other four finalists — WGDR-FM at Goddard College in Plainfield and WJSC-FM at Johnson State College — cannot be heard anywhere in Chittenden County. The third, WRMC-FM at Middlebury College, can be heard in Chittenden County only in its southernmost regions.

The fourth finalist, WWPV at Saint Michael’s College in Colchester, has a weak 100-watt signal that can barely be heard even in South Burlington.

It’s therefore no wonder, given that the majority of Seven Days readers live in Chittenden County, that WRUV-FM’s win was, by the editors’ own admission, no contest. For next year’s Daysies, I strongly suggest that the Best College Radio Station category be split between inside and outside Chittenden County. Otherwise, the other stations don’t have a ghost of a chance of winning. hUntington

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Hellerman decided to address the matter. Last year, BCA launched a Visiting Critic program, which is “designed to connect Vermont artists with influential arts writers, institutional curators and commercial gallerists.”

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Laura Blereau, a curator, writer and director of bitforms gallery in New York City, will visit from August 19 to 21. The application deadline for a visit with her is this Friday, August 15.

Margot Norton, a curator with the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York City, will visit from September 12 to 14. The deadline for a studio visit Laura Blereau with her is Friday, August 29.

Hellerman hopes to make the Visiting Critic program The premise is simple: BCA invites a consistently scheduled and better— and pays — those art-world movers known BCA resource. But it needs and shakers to come to Vermont. Local sponsors, he says. “We can facilitate artists fill out an online application, the administrative part, but we do need describing their work and why they’d someone to support it. I also hope the benefit from a studio visit. BCA then pool gets bigger, so we can better match matches artists and critics. When each the interests of the critic with the talent critic arrives in Vermont, he or she gives of artists.” a public lecture, and then spends oneINFO on-one time with the selected artists.

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LIT NOTES The literary heavy hitters keep coming at VERMONT COLLEGE OF FINE ARTS. This Friday, VCFA welcomes best-selling author Cheryl Strayed, whose memoir Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail is now a movie starring Reese Witherspoon and due for an Oscarcourting December release. For more details, see our Calendar section.

Looking further ahead, it’s time for lit lovers to save the dates of the 10th annual BURLINGTON BOOK FESTIVAL: September 19 to 21. In a year when young-adult tales seem to reign supreme, both on best-seller lists and at the box office, perhaps it’s appropriate that the fest is dedicated to one of the honored grandmothers of modern children’s lit: KATHERINE PATERSON of Barre. Her classic Bridge to Terabithia is familiar to both readers and moviegoers, and she has won two Newbery Medals, two National Book Awards and Sweden’s Astrid Lindgren Memorial Award, among many other honors.

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QUICK LIT: LOVE AND DEATH IN THE AGE OF REVOLUTIONS The Hour of Parade, by Etna, N.H., author ALAN BRAY, is a psychological novel on par with Irvin D. Yalom’s When Nietzsche Wept. Both writers have used their experience in the field of psychotherapy to enrich and complicate their fictional characters. (Bray retired to New Hampshire from a psychotherapy career in Michigan.) Both writers also use historical fiction — Bray’s novel is set in 19th-century Europe — to expose those things that make us both flawed and admirable as human beings.

It’s rare to find a self-published novel of this quality in craft and execution. Bray uses third-person omniscient narration to get us inside the heads of his characters, and he beautifully details his period settings: military uniforms, ladies’ apparel, apartment living with servants, the cobbled streets of Munich jammed with churches and cafés. Take this passage: “His footfalls echoed and disappeared against windows made from sheets of plate glass. The street much better drained than those in Brest-Litovsk or Kraców, the gutters

swept clean. But here and there, patches of dark ice touched the cobblestones, and he shortened his stride to avoid a fall.”

Opening during a lull in the Napoleonic wars, the novel explores a Russian cavalry officer’s conflicted efforts to avenge the death of his younger brother at the hands of a French cavalry officer. Alexi Ruzhensky’s brother, Mischa, was killed in one-on-one combat as the prelude to a larger battle. Differing reports of how each combatant handled himself complicate Ruzhensky’s task, which was imposed on him by his father, a wealthy landowner and former general.

When Ruzhensky tracks down his brother’s killer in Munich and comes to know him, he begins to doubt the side of the argument that would justify making Louis Valsin pay for Mischa’s death. Valsin and Ruzhensky have much in common: Both are haunted by the death of Alexi’s brother; both love the same woman. Furthermore, both feel helpless in the hands of fate as the potential for violence seethes

below the surface of their developing friendship and their shared concern for personal honor.

Bray creates two leading men and two leading women who are achingly realistic because they are psychologically complex. We care about them. The men are strong of will, intelligent, conflicted. The women are stronger of will and more conflicted, as they must deal with even more complications in their lives.

This is an era in which single women, even when in love and loved in return, are still viewed by their “keepers” as mistresses and by those on the street as whores. Loved or not, they are easily discarded and worry constantly. The interior monologue of one exposes her uncertainty: “The future, it’s not a time Valsin and I can speak about, not a time I should even think about. With luck, we’ll be together till spring, maybe a little longer. But beyond that, as hard as I look, all I can see is falling once again into a black ditch I can’t climb out of, swallowed up.”

By contrast, the men are most

concerned with battles past and future, with questions of honor and allegiances, while weighing love in the balance. Everyone is off-balance and looking for answers.

Rather than focusing on the armies clashing in this age of warfare, Bray keeps his conflicts mostly psychological.

Battle scenes appear in small snatches of memory as characters try to reconcile

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when his suspenders latched onto a protruding beam, we shake our heads and praise the man’s good luck. But when we encounter such a scenario in fiction, we shake our heads and say, “Not very likely.”

With Bray’s book, however, we shake our heads and continue to read. The novel’s strengths in portraying character outweigh its plot manipulations.

Over those characters and the streets of Munich loom the onion domes of the city’s cathedral, much like the moral barometer of an everpresent church in a novel by Flaubert.

Like Flaubert, Bray leaves good and evil unclearly defined in this tale.

Unlike Flaubert, he keeps his chapters short and intense with emotion, and very modern in exposing the multiple selves we carry around with us.

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their understanding of themselves and events. Much of the novel’s tension comes from Ruzhensky’s unwillingness to complete his dying father’s request for vengeance, and from his discomfort with his father’s expectations that he marry well and take over as lord of the estate. None of these scenarios sits well with Ruzhensky.

Even though we are drawn to the characters, the book features enough improbable plot tangles to make the reader pause. For example, Bray describes a significant female character dressing as a man, going into battle on horseback and wounding a significant male character who later becomes her lover. This almost fantastical scenario stands out in contrast to the writer’s obvious careful research on 19th-century Europe. Bray has presented the remarkable as fact.

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f you’ve recently taken a walk past Red Rocks Park, curving around Shelburne Bay, you may have spied it from afar. Or if you’ve explored the reaches of Shelburne Farms, wandering down Harbor Road until you could go no farther, you may have seen it up close: a dry-docked ferry bellied up to Shelburne Shipyard. You may have thought, WTF? Or maybe you didn’t pay it any mind.

If you live or work near Lake Champlain, or spend any time recreating on it, ferries are a common sight and easy to ignore. Maybe all you think about them is that they move people from one side of the lake to the other — about 1 million people per year, as it happens. Seeing a grounded ferry is not so common — with the exception of the retired steamer Ticonderoga at Shelburne Museum. But the one dry-docked at Shelburne Shipyard isn’t really a mystery: It’s there for maintenance.

The proud and sometimes quirky history of Vermont’s ferries is interesting, though. It’s outlined on the website of the Lake Champlain Transportation Company (LCT), which, under various names and owners, has been continuously operating ferry service since 1826.

Fun fact: The busiest crossing in LCT’s history was in August 1996 owing to a Phish concert at the former Plattsburgh airbase.

Back in the 19th century, when Burlington was home to a thriving lumber industry, ferries moved commercial goods up and down the lake; some were used for luxury cruises. Eventually, modernization and railroads ended ferries’ heyday, and the transportation takeover by cars and trucks struck the final blow.

But we still need to get across the lake. Now, Vermont’s ferry service exists primarily to connect commuters, truckers and other travelers to the New York side, and vice versa. If you live on Vermont’s west coast, you probably know that the ferries cross in three locations. The northernmost, at Grand Isle, runs 24/7 year-round and provides a vital 14-minute link for commuters to and from the Plattsburgh area. The 10-mile Burlington-to-Port-Kent crossing takes an hour and is only in service during the summer (ending this year on September 28). The Charlotte-to-Essex journey clocks in at 20 minutes and is available year-round, ice conditions permitting.

Why is there a dry-docked ferry at Shelburne Shipyard?

LCT operations manager Heather Stewart has been with the ferry company for 32 years. “I could drive a boat before I could drive a car,” she says. As a young woman looking for summer work, Stewart stopped at the office to ask if LCT was hiring. “Two days later, I was on the deck,” she recalls. “It was supposed to be temporary, but I ended up getting my captain’s license. I’m 53 now and still here.”

Stewart has witnessed many transformations in the fleet, which now numbers 10 and has been under the management of Burlington’s Pecor family since 1976. She describes the rebuild of the Champlain Bridge — between Crown Point, N.Y., and Addison, Vt. — as a challenging but exciting time for the company.

Because of safety concerns, that bridge was closed on October 16, 2009, and demolished on December 28.

Lengthy rerouting and commuter frustrations ensued. To ease the situation for frequent users, before the new bridge opened nearly two years later, LCT ran a temporary, year-round route in the location. The additional passenger fares were used to build a new ferry, Stewart

says. It was named after the original Pecor patriarch who had purchased the company, Raymond C. Pecor Jr., as a surprise honor to him, notes the LCT website. (His son, Ray Pecor III, is now the owner.)

The most impressive vessel in the LCT fleet, at least in terms of longevity, is the Adirondack. Affectionately nicknamed Adi, she just completed her 101st year of service. To put that in perspective, the boat is just one year younger than the Titanic. She still makes trips across the lake every summer, on the Burlington-to-Port-Kent route, as the oldest double-ended American ferryboat in history.

But with age comes the need for repairs. The U.S. Coast Guard heavily regulates LCT’s fleet, as it does all commercial vessels. Engines and gauges must be checked, steel sheets replaced; the to-do list is unique to each vessel. As a result, there’s no typical ferry lifespan, since every boat consists of both new and old parts.

In addition to undergoing quarterly and annual in-water evaluations, a ferry must be taken out of the water every five years for a complete hull inspection.

That explains the current landlubber status of the Plattsburgh at Shelburne Shipyard.

Sometimes, though, it’s too late to save an ailing ship. In 1959, the Roosevelt, a diesel ferry with a 108-foot wooden hull, began to take on water due to several large leaks. She was towed to the middle of the lake and intentionally hacked to sink her; the Roosevelt still resides at the bottom of the lake.

That ill-fated example aside, LCT aims to keep its vessels up to par and serve its lake-crossing customers. The company appears to inspire loyalty: “The average length [of employment] is 18 years,” Stewart says, describing LCT as a family. When a pilot or crew member is sick, “we can call and say, ‘Come on down’ at three, four in the morning,” she adds, “and they will come and help out.

It’s pretty cool.”

Stewart sums up LCT’s mission and history thus: “That keep-it-local thing — we’ve been doing that for a long time.” m

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People click on your ad or they don’t. Sure, not everybody who clicks buys, and not everybody who doesn’t click doesn’t buy, but the click-through rate gives a rough idea of whether anybody’s paying attention — and mostly nowadays they’re not.

Once upon a time a good clickthrough rate for a banner ad was 5 percent or better; now it’s more like 0.2 to 0.3 percent.

Partly for that reason, even though online advertising is where the world is headed, print, despite its steep decline, remains the financial mainstay of many old-line publishing companies. Sure, advertisers may suspect that traditional advertising, print ads especially, don’t accomplish much. But the flat-line metrics of many online campaigns remove all doubt.

it” for memorability. Lesson number two: You need good but not necessarily genius creative.

• What put Geico over the top — and this is the most important lesson of all — was its willingness to invest big once it had stumbled on a formula that worked.

Geico management turned to animation because of an actors’ strike, and realized it had a winner only when the first gecko ads were followed by a bump in sales.

But opportunity didn’t need to knock twice. Largely at the prodding of the guy who runs its parent company, Warren Buffett, Geico spends more than a billion dollars annually promoting itself in a broad array of media. Geico commercials have been inescapable for going on 20 years.

Has it paid off ? Two data points. First, Geico was the no.

9 auto insurer before it began its marketing blitz; now it’s no.

2. Second, when I was in the market for car insurance recently — and I like to think I’m as impervious to advertising as the next guy — I said to Mrs. Adams: We should check out Geico.

In the end we bought elsewhere. But I know why that guy in Omaha always has a little smile.

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advertising. Had the companies that paid for this dreck quietly agreed to keep their money in the till, they’d have maintained market share at no cost to their bottom lines.

The problem, clear to any business exec who’s ever had to allocate an ad budget, is that while it’s reasonably easy to demonstrate that advertising in general works, and that some past campaigns have succeeded, the chances of the campaign you’re now contemplating doing you any good are a complete crapshoot.

This problem hasn’t gotten any less vexing in the age of the internet, but it’s changed in a fundamental way. Years ago there was considerable truth to the remark commonly attributed to Philadelphia department store magnate John Wanamaker: “Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half.” In the days when print media dominated, and to a considerable extent after the rise of broadcasting, advertising meant a leap of faith. You spent X amount on advertising

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his question has tormented business moguls since the dawn of commerce.

The following formulation will be of no comfort to them, but it’s indisputably true: 1. Advertising is a complete waste of time and resources.

2. Except when it works.

The conventional defense of advertising, as expressed by marketing consultant Nigel Hollis in a 2011 Atlantic piece, “Why Good Advertising Works (Even When You Think It Doesn’t),” boils down to this: (a) U.S. businesses wouldn’t spend $70 billion annually on TV advertising alone if this stuff didn’t accomplish something, and (b) we can all think of memorable ads and ad campaigns, ranging from the primordial “Cal-l-l for-r-r Phil-lip Mor-ray-issss” TV commercials of the 1950s to the determinedly oddball Old Spice spots of recent years.

What Hollis’ cheery analysis overlooks is the vast dunghill of advertising that didn’t work, or more precisely didn’t do any better than competing

The evolving challenge of internet advertising is a column for another day. First, the larger question: While most advertising doesn’t do jack, some succeeds brilliantly. What’s the diff ?

For a glimpse of the answer, let’s turn to a remarkable advertising success story — Geico auto insurance. Consider: • Insurance is, beyond a doubt, the most boring subject on Earth — and Geico, in its early days, was perhaps the world’s most boring insurance company. (Its name stands for “Government Employees Insurance Company,” somebody’s idea of a marketing ploy — the firm has always been a privately owned, forprofit enterprise. Lesson: Successful advertising doesn’t require an exciting product.

• Although the Geico gecko has become iconic, using an animated spokescritter is hardly a groundbreaking notion. (Remember Tony the Tiger, anyone?) Geico’s slogan, if you can call it that (“Fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance”) doesn’t rank with “Just do

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Cowan’s egalitarianism was extraordinary in 1963. But his eagerness for colleges to quit acting in loco parentis wasn’t. All over, college students were agitating to run their own sex lives. It wasn’t long before they convinced colleges they could do so responsibly. In the late 1960s, parietal rules started falling. the ost authority on By the early 1970s, co-ed dorms opened.

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fairer. A federal Campus Accountability and Safety Act would mandate that colleges conduct and publish yearly surveys of sexual assaults, train people to conduct investigations professionally and impartially, offer victims assistance, and coordinate with police.

Critics object that enforcing criminal law is not the colleges’ job; it’s the criminal justice system’s. But then, the courts should do better, too.

Everybody calls for more rapeprevention education, as if colleges were not doing enough, with buddy systems and orientation-week sessions on consent and violence, and elaborate policies like the one at Antioch College, which requires that lovers obtain verbal permission not just to initiate sex but to enact each touch, kiss or insertion within the encounter.

How did we get here from that heady moment in 1963?

I won’t romanticize campus life in the 1970s, when I went to college. There was rape. Feminists were beginning to reveal its ubiquity and demand its end.

Some didn’t really believe anything would change. In Against Our Will: Men, Women, and Rape, the antirape movement’s foundational text, Susan Brownmiller suggested that history’s endless scourge of male sexual violence was biologically inevitable: “By anatomical fiat — the inescapable construction of their organs — the human male was a predator and the human female served as his natural prey.”

Andrea Dworkin went further: “Violation is a synonym for intercourse.”

From where I stood (and marched and fucked), things looked sunnier. My feminist friends and I were angry, sure; we wanted men to stop hurting women.

But sexual safety was not an end in itself.

We hoped safety would enhance sexual freedom, which would abet pleasure. We weren’t guarding our personal “boundaries.” We were seeking connection.

The free flow of intoxicants was not antithetical to these goals. Yes, there were burnouts. Yes, violence, enabled by booze and drugs.

But here’s another story. The only time I ever got passing-out stoned was during my senior year in high school, on a college visit. I remember bourbon and pot. I remember making out with a tall man. Next thing I knew, I was waking up on a couch surrounded by party detritus.

Someone had taken off my shoes and covered me with a blanket. The tall man, who apparently lived there, wandered in with coffee. No one tried to rape me.

Just an anecdote. But, for a time, it seemed hippie mellowness and feminist militancy met in the middle.

Then things started sliding. Reagan was elected on a wave of right-wing moralist backlash. In 1981, Congress passed the Adolescent Family Life Act, which funneled millions to church groups to build the foundations of “chastity” — later renamed abstinence — education.

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Americans want to protect children by keeping them children. It doesn’t work. You can’t protect women by infantilizing them, either.

Violence will not end until men stop viewing women, as Cowan put it, as “objects for sex.” But neither will it end if we keep viewing women as “special objects” in need of special protection.

Emily Yoffe implied as much in Slate when she wrote that she tells her daughter that the best way to prevent rape is to avoid getting wasted. “If I had a son,” she added, “I would tell him that it’s in his selfinterest not to be the drunken frat boy who finds himself accused of raping a drunken classmate.” Yoffe stressed that perpetrators are responsible for rape, not victims. But she was charged with antifeminist victim blaming anyway.

In fact, she was doing the opposite: expecting both young women and young men to take responsibility for themselves.

Cowan’s piece on parietal rules was less a critique of the strictures of oncampus life than an ode to the satisfactions of off-campus life: shopping for groceries, schmoozing with working neighbors, even coping with loneliness.

A student who does all this, he noted with enthusiasm, might “grow up more quickly.”

Among the rewards of growing up, he counted an egalitarian sexual relationship.

Now we know the one can’t happen without the other. To be equal, women must recognize themselves as adults, neither allowing men to abuse them nor expecting men to protect them. For men to grow up, they must recognize women as equals, people like themselves.

Equality, not protection, is the antidote to sexual violence.

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roving pedophiles. Later, parents would be outfitting their children with helmets and cellphones every time they left the house alone — if they were allowed to leave the house alone.

Dworkin and her allies circled the wagons against pornography, S&M and prostitution, calling them all violence against women.

The 1984 National Minimum Drinking Age Act pressured states to return the legal threshold to 21 or lose highway-construction funds. Mothers Against Drunk Driving spearheaded the law in response to rising highway fatalities. But in 1984, the only answer to irresponsible drinking was no drinking at all.

Today America has the highest drinking age in the world.

Virtually every high school has a drugand-alcohol-prevention program and a chapter of the aptly named SADD, or Students Against Drunk Driving. The ideal is abstinence until the magic age of 21.

The same goes for sex education. Its arguments against teen sex are similar to those against underage imbibing.

Both lead to bad grades, low self-esteem, addiction, partner violence, unwanted babies, diseases and car crashes. Sex, drink and drugs add up to trouble and pain.

Pleasure is not mentioned. Pleasure is for adults.

But every kid knows that getting high is fun and sex feels good.

So young people arrive at college parched, horny and unskilled at social drinking or sexual relations, and go into hyper-party mode. Still too young to drink at a bar, they “pregame” — guzzle as much as they can as fast as they can — before going out. Ninety percent of alcohol consumed by Americans younger than 21 is in binge drinking. Eighty percent of campus rapes involve alcohol — lots of it.

Reasonable people, including former Middlebury College president John McCardell, have argued that lowering the drinking age would accustom kids to a glass of wine at dinner or a beer at the ball game. Alcohol would lose the allure of the forbidden, and young people might drink for congeniality, not to induce a coma. Few expect this reform to happen.

Abstinence education also appears here to stay. Even “comprehensive” sex

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ent Cassella has played 11 characters over 226 episodes of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” an analyst in 2001’s Oscar winner A Beautiful Mind and a smattering of other supporting roles in television and film. Each summer, though, he returns to his favorite role: the “mayor” of D-Dock at the Burlington Boathouse. He’s among the many boaters who don’t just explore or dive into Lake Champlain during the summer months — they live on it.

On a blindingly bright day in early August, Cassella, 58, squints down D-Dock and ushers me aboard his boat.

It’s a 1978 30-foot live-aboard — named Mazie C., for his grandmother — and resides at slip 87, a $3,400-per-year prime slice of real estate near the end of the finger pier.

On shore, the foot of College Street is a swarm of activity: Vendors hawk creemees and artisanal chocolate pops, visitors wander into the ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, bicyclists whiz past teens making out on the grass, and the Spirit of Ethan Allen III docks with a rumble. Out near the end of D-Dock, the actor gestures at

his virtually unencumbered view of the Adirondacks and the forthcoming sunset.

“Slip 87’s home,” says Cassella with a broad smile. He and Mazie C. started out 10 years ago in a slip closer to the Boathouse ramp. Each summer, Cassella moved down the dock until he got a coveted slip farther out in the water. “I wanted to be [in 87] because I have a great view of the fireworks,” he explains.

“I have a great view of the sunset. I’m still somewhat protected, though the north wind can be heavy.

“And,” he adds, “there’s a real community here on this dock.”

Cassella owns a house in Burlington that he rents out during the summer, and he stays in New York City when he has acting work. But what keeps him coming to northern Vermont, he says, is the lake — and the people he finds on it.

“We’re always doing something on the weekends,” he says. “It’s a neighborhood, almost. And I’m here so much they call me the mayor.”

Cassella shows off the wooden gavel his D-Dock friends made for him, which reads “His Honor Sir Kent Cassella, Mayor of D-Dock.” The title isn’t entirely

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a joke. “I have the keys to everyone’s boat,” Cassella says, “because they know that when they’re away, I’ll look after their boat. I’ll make sure no one gets in.”

At just past 4:00 on a weekday, D-Dock is deserted aside from Cassella.

He walks me down the dock, pointing at boats and rattling off the names of some of his part-time neighbors. “Wolf and his wife, Gudrun, they’re in the granite business in Barre; they come up on Thursdays, usually, but sometimes they’ll come up on Tuesday nights ’cause they just got this new big boat, so they want to be on it as much as possible,” Cassella says.

“That’s Jim’s; he’s always traveling. He’ll be back Labor Day. Leo and Marilyn down at the end there will come up pretty much every weekend. They live down south a bit, but Leo practices law up here. There’s a new guy, Paul, who’s got a sailboat down there. Paul and Brenda. Paul’s retired now, so he’s here every day — he’s out sailing now.”

Cassella is casually dressed in swim trunks and a sleeveless shirt, and boasts the kind of tan a person gets after months in the sun. He also has the kind of mustache that lands an actor work as

an Italian extra on TV shows. (“Except ‘Boardwalk Empire,’” Cassella notes ruefully. “‘The Sopranos,’ too, I never got cast in. I’d get called in because I had an Italian last name, but I go in and I don’t really look as Italian as those guidos you see [in New York],” he jokes. “I mean, they’ve got the chains and everything.”)

This summer, he’s working at Trader Joe’s in South Burlington to supplement his cash flow.

While living in D-Dock all summer may not be the norm, overnight guests are not uncommon at the Boathouse and other downtown docking areas, where visitors can walk up the street for an evening out. “Every night you get a nice sunset,” Cassella points out, “and then you walk right up and you go to Leunig’s [Bistro] or L’Amante. You see a movie at the [Merrill’s] Roxy [Cinemas] … You’re up in a marina in Colchester, and you don’t get to just go do that. You gotta get in the car.”

As Burlington’s Parks and Recreation waterfront division coordinator, Erin Moreau points out, the community comes to the Boathouse, too. “Many of the other marinas are private,” says Moreau, 32. “But this is a public facility.

Anyone can come down here to watch the sunset, be near the boats and walk around the docks.”

The D-Dock crew, she adds, contributes significantly to that vibe. “They really make what’s wonderful about the Boathouse,” Moreau says. “With them, you walk down the dock, you’re a part of something.”

From the time the Boathouse opens — this year in mid-May — until it closes in the fall, Cassella sleeps on Mazie C. He says he likes the pared-down lifestyle on a boat. “It simplifies things,” he says.

But it’s hard for him to pin down the appeal. “It just, I don’t know, it lulls me to sleep. Maybe there’s just something in the blood. I just always want to be in the water or on the water.”

But not many people have the kind of work life that accommodates a full summer on a boat. “I’m probably the only one who lives here all the time,” Cassella acknowledges. “But if you come back on a Friday or Saturday afternoon, you’ll catch everybody. It gets a little crazy.”

Indeed, back at D-Dock on Friday evening, I find Cassella lounging next door in slip 86, on the deck of Wolfgang and Gudrun Noetzold’s shiny new 35foot “dream boat.” The lake is glassy, the sun is sinking and strains from the Offspring concert drift down from Waterfront Park.

“When there’s a north wind, we get really great sound from the concerts,”

Cassella observes lazily. One time, he remembers, when Grace Potter was playing, he took a photographer out on the water to get shots of the concert; the guy repaid him and a group of friends with festival passes.

“We get the best of everything,” Gudrun Noetzold agrees, offering me iced coffee in a wine glass with a straw.

The Noetzolds own Stone Tech, a Barre-based company that sells diamond-cut tools to the granite industry.

Originally from Germany, the couple moved to the U.S. in 1986. “Two weeks later, Wolf bought our first boat,” Gudrun Noetzold says.

“It was $600,” Wolfgang Noetzold remembers. “And I didn’t have the money to pay for it, either. I had a hundred dollars. It wasn’t enough. Then I went to the Northfield [Savings] Bank and a guy there gave me the money. Today, he makes sausages; I still buy them from him.”

“Was that the sausage we had the other day?” Cassella asks, and Wolfgang Noetzold nods.

Down the dock, a group of three kids dive-bomb into the lake. In her slip at the end of the pier, Marilyn Bisson calls her dog, Angus. (“He was voted ‘best deck

dog’ last year,” she tells me later.) Across the way, commercial painter Ryan Mabel hangs out in his family’s boat. Closer to the ramp, Bill Magnus, a real estate agent, is preparing to go downtown with his family.

“All of us, we love this spot here,” Gudrun Noetzold says. “It was one of the things, when we were thinking about getting a bigger boat — [Wolfgang and I]

didn’t want to go any longer than 35 feet, because we would’ve lost the slip.”

The Noetzolds say they spend just about every weekend of the summer on the lake; they’ve been on D-Dock for six years, and they’re planning to stay.

Other docks in the area are arguably better suited to regular overnighters.

As far as amenities go, the Boathouse only offers electricity and a hookup to

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city water. “This isn’t a marina per se,” Cassella notes. “It’s really docking.” And you won’t find a bona fide houseboat in the Boathouse marina, since those tend to be longer, ocean-going boats; the maximum boat length the docks can accommodate is 35 feet.

The docks at privately owned marinas, such as Bay Harbor Marina in Colchester and Point Bay Marina in Charlotte, tend to be a little cushier than those at the city-owned Boathouse, Cassella says.

Some have such perks as restrooms and showers.

But that doesn’t matter to the diehards at D-Dock. “It comes down to: We got the view and we got downtown, and you just can’t beat that,” Cassella says.

“And we have Kent,” Gudrun Noetzold interjects.

Plus, Cassella adds, everything you need is already onboard. “I have a fullsized refrigerator, a shower and I can cook. I have a really nice bedroom. It’s great. It’s the only waterfront property I’ll ever be able to afford! Unless I move to a pond.”

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hen Brendan Murphy faced the prospect of choosing his individual graduate challenge — a prerequisite for all seniors at Hinesburg’s Champlain Valley Union High School — he suggested perfecting a recipe for barbecued pulled pork. His father was underwhelmed by the idea.

As other CVU students were learning new musical instruments and volunteering with local nonprofits for their senior projects, Murphy’s dad, Liam, urged his son to take on something “a little more ambitious,” especially because his college applications were on the line.

The younger Murphy rose to the challenge. A few months after embarking on the project, he presented the findings of his research on Lake Champlain’s changing water levels not just to his fellow CVU students, faculty and parents, but also to members of the Vermont Geological Society. Some of them were keenly interested in the young man’s work.

Murphy demonstrated what many Vermonters living along the lake have casually observed for years, but no researcher had quantified in four decades: The water levels of Lake Champlain — including its average lows and highs and its mean — are higher than previous measurements would suggest. Since the early 1970s, the lake has been slowly but steadily rising.

It’s easy to jump to the conclusion that global warming is to blame, but Murphy suggests that climate change actually plays a modest role at best. He theorizes that a “confluence of factors,” both natural and related to human activity, are causing the lake to rise. Those factors range from the retreat of the glaciers beginning 15,000 years ago to the proliferation of new roads, parking lots and other impermeable surfaces that speed the flow of rivers and streams.

Murphy’s findings, which he detailed in his senior paper, “Lake Champlain Has Risen! An Update of the Mean Water Levels of Lake Champlain,” have significant implications for developers, realtors, insurance underwriters and waterfront homeowners. People in the last group have legal title to their property down to the “low water” line. As Murphy explains in the paper, because the jurisdiction of many state and federal

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laws is based on the lake’s mean water level, “If there is any significant change to the levels of the lake, [then] there is an effect on the ownership of property on the lake shore and an impact on the scope of regulatory programs on lake shore properties.”

Jurij Homziak, assistant professor at the University of Vermont and director of outreach and education for UVM’s Lake Camplain Sea Grant, points out that a rising lake is also significant to the Army Corps of Engineers, emergency planners and others who work on floodcontrol measures on the lake and the Richelieu River to the north.

For more than 40 years, Murphy explains, the legal yardstick for gauging Lake Champlain’s average water line has been based on a June 1971 study published by Richard Downer, a now-retired professor of civil and environmental engineering at the University of Vermont.

For that report, Downer analyzed 63

years’ worth of measurements taken on the Burlington waterfront, from 1907 to 1971.

Based on Downer’s calculations — done in part to help clarify a 1967 Vermont Supreme Court ruling on contested waterfront-property rights in Chittenden County — Vermont’s Water Resources Panel of the Natural Resources Board established the mean water level of Lake Champlain at 95.5 feet above sea level. That legal standard, set in 1972, is still used today.

But, Murphy points out, many in Vermont’s hydrological community have long suspected that the 95.5-foot level no longer reflects the lake’s true norm. So, at the urging of his father — a Burlington-based real estate attorney who occasionally deals with waterfrontproperty and zoning issues — Murphy set out to replicate Downer’s original study and see whether lake levels had remained constant.

The high school student had several distinct advantages over his UVM predecessor. Downer and one of his students did all their serious number crunching on an old IBM mainframe computer, laboriously entering the data by hand on punch cards. The calculations alone took hours to process.

By contrast, Murphy had the computational muscle of a 21st-century laptop at his disposal. As a result, his analyses could include not only annual high- and low-water readings but daily readings, all downloaded, recorded and compiled from the U.S. Geological Survey. He could tally nearly 40,000 data points in seconds.

The result? For one thing, Murphy discovered that Downer underestimated the pre-1971 lake level in his original study by a few tenths of a foot. (The discrepancy can be attributed to Murphy’s greater pool of data.) More importantly, he discovered that, since Downer’s 1971

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now undergoing small amounts of isostatic rebound at the northern end of the lake.� As the northern lake bed rises, he says, so does the water level.

How did Downer feel about a 19-yearold revisiting the study he conducted 43 years earlier — and pointing out minor statistical discrepancies? “I’m flattered, in a way,� Downer says. “You could say that that was my job for 34 years [at UVM], to encourage young people to ask questions and do these kinds of calculations.�

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In the 63 years prior to 1971, the highest water level ever recorded on Lake Champlain was 101.51 feet. Since â&#x20AC;&#x2122;71, Murphy found, that high-water mark has been surpassed 58 times. The new record high of 103.19, recorded during the spring floods of 2011, is nearly two feet higher than the pre-1971 record high. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s obviously something thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on to drive this,â&#x20AC;? Murphy suggests. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You would not observe shifts that dramatic if something hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t happened.â&#x20AC;?

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ot long after Susan and Jim Fitzpatrick first visited Thompson’s Point more than three decades ago, the South Burlington educators began daydreaming about acquiring a lakeside camp of their own in the sleepy, rustic Charlotte community. A friend issued a wake-up call: “She said, ‘Forget it, because nothing ever goes for sale,’” Susan Fitzpatrick recalls. “‘If camps do change hands, it’s always within the family.’”

A few months later, she spotted a tiny classified ad in the newspaper: “Camp for sale. Thompson’s Point. Flat Rock.”

The couple and their two children, then 7 and 10, jumped at the opportunity. The clubhouse at Thompson’s Point They’ve been vacationing at Thompson’s Point every year since.

It’s not hard to understand why. On this point jutting into Lake Champlain, the unpretentious and cozy seasonal homes exude a sense of North Country relaxation.

The communal tennis court and clubhouse haven’t changed much since the 1920s. Families Tennis court and grounds stroll down dirt roads together. Kids scramble “comfortable porches and rocking along the rocky shore, and seniors sit on shady porches while boats bob in the bay chairs,” wrote one lifelong visitor, Barlow Reid, in a personal history in 1999. south of the point.

“It’s very peaceful, and the lake is Just as Fitzpatrick’s friend warned, beautiful,” Curtis adds. “It’s just a great for years it was hard to break into this place.” historic lakefront community. But that’s That “great place” has been drawing changing. The expense of keeping a vacationers for more than a century. camp at Thompson’s Point has shot up Thompson’s Point history buffs aren’t dramatically in recent years. As older generations age, families begin having sure when the first campers began complicated conversations about caring summering at the point, but the oldest for and passing on camps that have been cottages date to the 1880s. By 1895, a theirs for decades. Drive the point’s dirt small group had formed an association roads and you’ll note several “for sale” to draw drinking water from the lake. signs.

In the years following, the association What hasn’t changed, remarkably, is grew little by little. More cottages sprang the feel of the place. Or so says Arthur up — on Thompson’s Point itself, and Curtis, a Florida resident who still sum- in the neighboring communities of Flat mers in the cabin his father built on Rock to the south and North Shore to North Shore Road in 1931. the north. (The three communities were “In many ways, it’s exactly the same,” historically quite distinct, but today all says Curtis, who has visited Thompson’s three are considered part of Thompson’s Point every summer since he first ar- Point.) rived in utero in 1938. It’s a place of The earliest campers lived simply

Dorothy Naylor & Carolyn Coleburn

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by the shore, many in platform tents.

Larger, seasonal homes followed, along with a hotel in 1896. By 1911, the ferry Ticonderoga was docking daily at the long pier that once extended from the point. (Today, that pier is a pile of rubble; the hotel, never as grand as its advertisements promised, was demoted to a garage by a later proprietor.) In the early 1920s, members of the Thompson’s Point Association erected their clubhouse and tennis courts. Wives and children often spent entire summers in Charlotte, while husbands held down city jobs and made occasional visits.

Over the years, the point was host to several notable residents and visitors.

Supreme Court Justice David Brewer summered there, starting in 1895. So did Leslie Shaw, then-president Theodore Roosevelt’s Secretary of the Treasury.

When Roosevelt himself paid the point a visit, residents decked out their cottages with Japanese lanterns and colorful

kerosene lamps, and greeted the president with a torchlight procession.

Today, Thompson’s Point is a spot for vacationers with decades-long ties there, for relative newcomers who’ve purchased camps in recent years and for short-term vacationers who rent lakeside cottages for a few days or a week.

Many camp owners on the point look to vacation-rental-by-owner websites to subsidize their getaway spots.

The actual land on which these cabins stand has long belonged to the town of Charlotte, not to the people who inhabit them. The town acquired the point and the surrounding land for $4,200 in 1839 to establish a “poor farm” — a place of last resort for those living on the margins of society, and an institution that persisted into the 20th century. Today, in addition to paying taxes on the buildings, camp residents must enter into 20-year lease agreements with the town. (They also pay for the community septic system that residents of the point installed in 1994.)

For a long time, Thompson’s Point lease agreements cost a small, annual flat fee. Curtis recalls his father paying the town a mere $15 a year back in the 1930s.

“Now it costs me more to live here for two months than it does for my permanent home in Florida [for the rest of the year],” he says.

By 1994, when current town clerk Mary Mead stepped into the job, Charlotte had at least three different formulas for the lease agreements on the books. Some yielded low rates — a few hundred dollars a year, and in some cases, even less.

When the town updated the lease agreements in the ’90s, its action sparked a lawsuit from some residents.

The disputes were ultimately resolved, and today all Thompson’s Point lease payments are calculated by a single formula: The fair-market value of the land is multiplied by the total nonresidential tax rate, which result is then multiplied by 105 percent.

It’s expensive for residents — and a windfall for Charlotte.

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town,” says Mead, who last March collected nearly $800,000 in rent from Thompson’s Point residents. That’s more than half of Charlotte’s total revenue from nontax sources. For camp owners, it means paying a hefty fee on land that’s only open for residence from mid-April through October.

The town benefits in other ways from the enclave, too. Mead says residents routinely walk the pleasant dirt roads that connect the camps. In the winter, Thompson’s Point is a popular spot for cross-country skiing, snowshoeing and ice skating.

Meanwhile, the point’s rich history lives on, particularly in the cottages on Thompson’s Point proper; 33 appear on the register of Vermont’s historical buildings.

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house was built in 1897, the “new” addition in 1915. “Ours is still the old ‘studs and sheeting,’” says Naylor, meaning the house has no insulation.

Upstairs, the dividing walls between the bedrooms stop well short of the high, lofted ceilings. “Some people refer to them as ‘abstinence partitions,’” jokes Naylor’s friend Carolyn Coleburn, who spends her summers down the lane at a camp near the Thompson’s Point clubhouse.

Coleburn has been summering at Thompson’s Point for eight decades.

Her parents first came up from New York with her and her siblings in 1934, when she was just 4 years old. That year, they rented a cottage on Flat Rock, a summer community largely inhabited by Methodist ministers. They burned kerosene lamps and cooked over coal stoves.

Coleburn remembers that when Vermont Light and Power came to electrify the road, one of the resident ministers adamantly blocked the way: There would be no electricity on Flat Rock, at least for the time being.

Even now, much of the wiring in Naylor’s home is the old knob-andtube style typical of construction between the 1880s and 1930s. She and her husband have brought in an electrician to convert the system, but it’s been expensive, and slow going — with occasional unattractive results.

Modern electrical cords, she notes, are a lot harder to camouflage than the old-fashioned version.

Down the road from Naylor’s home, Coleburn shows off her own cottage, which her father built and furnished for $10,000 in the 1930s. She’s concerned by how expensive Thompson’s Point has become over the years, and says the schoolteachers and middle-class administrators who once made up the fabric of this community are often priced out today.

The good news for newcomers, though, is that when they buy into Thompson’s Point, “they’re buying into the community,” Coleburn says — and that community tends to welcome them with open arms.

“It’s like an old small town,” Coleburn concludes with a smile, before returning to her screened-in porch for the afternoon.

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Burlington’s St. John’s Club brings the private lakefront club experience to the average Joe

n the morning of my off-hours visit to Burlington’s venerable St. John’s Club, an Adirondack thunderstorm rolls and booms across the lake, threatening to disrupt the club’s vaunted view of Lake Champlain. But the massing thunderheads and occasional stabs of lightning only add to the beauty of the scene. Few forces on Earth could spoil this view.

Later that day, the region’s finicky weather systems finally give way to a salmon-hued sunset that tints the undersides of the clouds. Despite a slight chill in the air, about 30 of the St. John’s faithful gather on the club’s several patios, most of them simply gazing westward as the sun settles into a mountain notch.

On August 17, St. John’s Club will celebrate its 50th anniversary at its location on Central Avenue; prior to that, the establishment wasn’t anchored to any particular site, says bar and food manager Ken Ploof. Founded about a century ago, he reckons, St. John’s Club used to bounce around its lakefront

neighborhood, at least once finding temporary digs above a long-since-shuttered store. “It was just this little club upstairs” in those days, says Ploof, who’s also celebrating a milestone anniversary with the club. This is his 20th year behind the bar.

The venue’s unassuming brick exterior and wobbly wooden fence conceal from passersby that its backyard boasts spectacular lakefront views. The pleasure of experiencing them is reserved for members, who pay $50 annually for access to what has become the club’s single most valuable asset. The club purchased the land on which the building was constructed in 1964 for the regal sum of $1. About five years ago, the last time anyone checked on the current value of the property, the figure cited was an even million.

Much of that value is borne by St. John’s unobstructed lakefront access.

From the building’s lower-level deck, the grassy land slopes downward. A lawn accommodates a line of deck chairs that beckons to lovers of the sunset. Beyond

that stands a landscaped and stonework patio with room for about eight round tables with chairs, a feature added to the grounds after Tropical Storm Irene and subsequent rough weather eroded the property’s waterfront border.

Below the patio, a shallow beach extends a couple of hundred feet along the shore — and, in a sense, beyond the shore. The first several hundred feet of water are only one or two feet deep. “It’s a wonderful thing for children,” says Ploof, 54. “They can play out there, and it’s not a big drop-off.”

St. John’s, though distinguished by its membership policy as a “social club” rather than a bar, has distanced itself from the men-only laborers’ drinking halls from which it descends. (Its founders were Francophone mill workers of the Union St.-Jean-Baptiste.) It now welcomes families — which explains the kids who gambol on the coastline — and Ploof makes a point of highlighting the club’s policy of nondiscrimination.

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off-key contributor to St. John’s Club’s Friday karaoke nights, the only weekly event where nonmembers are welcome. Invited there by friends who are members, my wife and I were struck immediately by the scene’s inclusiveness. Same-sex couples, dancing cheek to cheek, shared the floor with retirees, twentysomethings, and clients and employees of the HowardCenter. No single word describes the scene more aptly than “unpretentious.”

Indeed, if the club’s spectacular view encourages people to become members, the welcoming atmosphere encourages them to renew their annual dues.

Larry Forcier, 70, is a University of Vermont professor emeritus of natural resources. He and his wife, Anne, have been members for “five or six” years; Forcier’s son, also named Larry, joined a couple of years after his father, and a few years ago held his wedding reception at St. John’s. “The people in the club are really diverse … in terms of interests, economic backgrounds, that kind of thing,” says Forcier Sr., who

notes that all three Forciers come to the club weekly. “It’s just welcoming to all.

It’s just wonderful,” he adds.

Ploof, one of the club’s 10 employees, considers himself a member, too. “I love the people and I love the place,” he says.

“These are my friends — the ones I look forward to seeing.”

The membership now numbers about 1,400, including many out-of-staters.

That’s pretty impressive for a building with just two midsize indoor social spaces. The upstairs room has a capacity of 125; the downstairs holds 80. In addition to collecting annual membership fees, St. John’s stays financially healthy by selling food and drink and renting out its spaces for private functions. But even when one of its rooms is booked, the club’s policy is to reserve the other one for members.

Both rooms afford views of the lake, though the vista from the upper deck is the more appealing. The downstairs, which was renovated about eight years ago after a fire, is due for further improvements, Ploof says. The club’s leadership hopes to add a few more large windows, thus highlighting the lake view so beloved by patrons. “The first thing [people] say when they come here is, ‘Oh,

my God, that view!’” says Ploof. “That’s number one. Without that, who knows what it’d be?”

Susan Huling, an accountant from Charlotte, sits with her partner and two friends on the recently constructed lower patio. Her love for the club, and for what it represents, is passionate. “This is the best way for the regular guy to have the fourstar experience of the lake view,” Huling says.

She also echoes Ploof’s claim about that view’s superiority. “This is the best view in Vermont,” Huling declares, then takes it even further: “I grew up in southern S uS AN California, and everyone who lives in California thinks that California is the center of everything. We think we have the best sunsets, the best sunrises, the best surfing,” she says. “But this is the best sunset anywhere I’ve ever seen in the world. Better than anywhere I’ve seen in Europe, anywhere in southern

California, northern California. The sun over the Adirondacks, from the Vermont side — it’s off the charts.”

There’s no disagreement on the view.

But St. John’s’ chunk of the actual lake gets surprisingly little use, Ploof says, barring the occasional frolicking kid.

Now and then, boat-owning members will drop anchor just beyond the shallows and wade in for a burger and a beer, but, as the underwater shelf has extended its reach in recent years, those occurrences are rarer. Jet Skis, which can traverse the shallows, occasionally pull up onto the club’s beach H ul INg during the summer months.

Mainly, though, the club’s piece of lake is “for our members to just come down and sit there and enjoy the view,” says Ploof.

Members seem to agree with that assessment. Though they speak favorably of the diverse crowd, the “comfort food” served by the kitchen (including

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regular guy to have the fourstar experience of the lake view.

burgers, chicken fingers, nachos and other humble fare) and the affordable, strong drinks, everyone I talk to on this summer evening mentions the view. For most members, that alone justifies the cost of their annual dues.

Forcier Sr. and Anne used to live in a Burlington waterfront neighborhood; after moving closer to the city center several years ago, they found themselves pining for the lake. “The club gives us a really nice place to be at the lake when we wish to be,” says Forcier Sr. “The scenery is spectacular, and I think you can’t help but feel more relaxed.”

Susan Cobin of Burlington has been a St. John’s member only since May, when she decided to sign up after passing the place “a million times” on her kayak. The night I drop by happens to be Cobin’s firstever visit to the club, and she’s invited two out-of-town friends to dine with her there.

Staring out at the sunset, Cobin sums up the experience of her first visit with a simple exclamation: “This is beautiful!” m Contact: ethan@sevendaysvt.com

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ake Champlain, at about 1,200 square kilometers, is the 13thlargest lake in the U.S.; its 25 cubic kilometers of fresh water ranks it 17th in volume. In other words, it’s a big enough lake to accommodate just about everyone on its shores who might want to swim, kayak, parasail or otherwise engage in aquatic activity. No, really: The computation website Wolfram Alpha tells us that if every single Vermonter — and there are about 626,000 of us — were to jump into Lake Champlain at once, the level of the lake would rise a scant 3.68 micrometers.

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at an outdooroutfitter store.

Plenty of lakefront businesses enable patrons to rent a boat and hire a crew, and a Vermont boating license is surprisingly simple and inexpensive to obtain.

But there are many more ways to get onto or into Lake Champlain. In case you need assistance figuring this out, we present them here. Bon voyage!

Swimming

The simplest way to commune with Champlain’s water: Just don a swimsuit and jump in! Or, if you’re hip to the locations of local semisecret nude beaches, you can save yourself even the cost of swim trunks or bikinis.

Just watch out for algae-slicked rocks, hungry lampreys, nibbly sturgeon and elevated levels of dioxins, PCB and phthalates!

Rafting & inner tubing

No one’s stopping you from grabbing your favorite inflatable and hitting the water.

Inner tubes and rafts are cheap and easy to use. Hipsters may wish to purchase an ironic inflatable horsey.

A so-so inner tube will set you back no more than 30 bucks at an outdooroutfitter store, and is sufficient for a

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confident swimmer. Safer, multichambered inflatables — durable enough to be towed behind a speedboat but also propellable by kick power — are easy to find. West Marine in South Burlington sells a number of multipassenger tubes for about $100.

Snorkeling & SCUBA diving

The place to go for underwater limnological fun is Burlington’s Waterfront Diving Center, which rents and sells all the flippers, face masks and rebreathers you’ll need for snorkeling or SCUBA diving in Lake Champlain. The

shop also offers a wide variety of classes, from an introductory snorkeling clinic to a master SCUBA-diver course, and even charters boats that visit such dive sites as the Underwater Historic Preserve.

(Incidentally, that preserve, which includes the watery wrecks of many a vessel, is in the public trust; while anyone can visit it, registration is required.)

Standup paddleboarding & surfing

Standup paddleboarding (or SUP) is sort of like surfing, sort of like kayaking and sort of like a core workout. Ali Marchildon, “Chief Wahine” at

Burlington’s WND&WVS, calls it “the fastest-growing water sport in the world.”

What accounts for the sport’s popularity? “It’s very accessible, and, really, anybody of any age and any fitness level can find success right off the bat,” Marchildon says. “You don’t need a huge amount of practice or lessons in order to have fun doing it.”

Besides offering courses and giving free SUP demos twice a week, WND&WVS on Pine Street sells and rents SUP gear. The boards cost anywhere from about $600 to $2,000; paddles, shoes and other gear are extra. The versatile boards — made of fiberglass and foam or durable, inflatable rubber — may be used as simple

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(Then again, no sharks!) Still, says Marchildon, surfing is occasionally possible on Lake Champlain “if the wind is going in the right direction.”

Check Oakledge Park; if conditions are right, you might get a chance to play Big Kahuna.

Windsurfing & kiteboarding

Middlebury may be landlocked, but that hasn’t prevented the town’s Northshore Kite n’ Sail from offering a wide range of classes in SUP, windsurfing and their partially airborne cousin, kiteboarding. When weather conditions prohibit lake excursions, the shop’s instructors teach kiteboarding courses in the middle of a field, the better for landlubbers to get the hang of it.

Introductory lessons start at $69 per hour; advanced classes (on the lake) cost up to $340 for up to three hours.

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If you’re thinking about renting a boat for a sunny summer afternoon’s enjoyment, you have a number of choices. The first is: motorboat or sailboat?

If you were born after 1974 and wish to pilot a motorized aquatic vessel in the state of Vermont, you need a boating license. (Either that or you need to hire a captain, crew or both.) To get a license, you must pass the online Vermont Boater Safety Course (boat-ed.com/vermont).

Once that’s done, the license is yours for $30.

Marine Plus of North Ferrisburgh has six powerboats for rent, ranging from a 14-footer with a 9.9-horsepower engine to a 260-horsepower, 22-foot craft. Daily rates range from $165 to $350; fuel and launch fees are extra. In South Hero,

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Jet Skis are the motorcycles of the water: fast, loud and show-offy. They’re fun, but just because the surface of the water is softer than highway blacktop doesn’t mean you shouldn’t play it safe, kids. Be sure to wear a life jacket and familiarize yourself with your Jet Ski’s safety features. And all Jet Skis must be registered in their owner’s home state.

The prices on these babies run into four and five figures; beginners are better off renting. Check out Sail Lake

If you’re someone who scoffs at such doohickeys as wakeboards or kiteboards, then perhaps it’s time to rent thyself a boat. The two simplest kinds — canoes and kayaks — are in ample supply in Vermont, and renting or even buying one is fairly affordable.

Umiak Outdoor Outfitters, with locations in Stowe and South Burlington, bills itself as “Vermont’s leading paddle sports shop.” Kayak rentals, which Umiak offers at Waterbury Reservoir and Burlington’s North Beach, range from $20 for two hours to $50 for six; canoe rentals also top out at $50.

The store also sells boats of both varieties. Entry-level vessels run as little as a few hundred dollars; topnotch watercutters can cost upward of $3,000.

If you’d prefer to go boating with two dozen friends, consider Vermont’s dragonboat scene. These long paddleboats, known for their use in annual charity races in Burlington, seat up to 20 people. Can’t rustle up that many pals? Burlington’s Malia Paddling and Racing Club, operating from the Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, can place you on a team of like-minded paddlers. The $250 annual membership fee covers two weekly practices and two races; prospective members’ first two practices are free.

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Apple Island Resort Marina rents out motorboats for $150 to $275 per day.

Piloting a sailboat requires some training. If this is your goal, take a sailing course or two at Colchester’s International Sailing School, located in Malletts Bay. The ISS offers courses for beginners and pros, kids and adults, on catamarans and on racing sailboats; prices vary.

You’ll want to test your new sailing skills by renting a sailboat, which you can do at various locations around the lake.

Burlington’s Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, which also offers a host of sailing classes, charges $55 for an hour’s rental, and offers season passes ranging in price from $200 for a student to $725 for a family.

The same organization’s Women in Wind program uses sailing to build confidence and leadership skills in Vermont girls and women. The program’s team-building activities — in sailing and SUP — are designed to foster self-confidence.

The Community Sailing Center also offers an adaptive sailing program. In a partnership with Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports, CSC’s program has been helping people with disabilities get on the lake since 1997. Its offerings include group and private sailing lessons, as well as sailboat, canoe and kayak rentals. The Northeast Disabled Athletic Association offers similar programs, as well as an annual regatta, from its home base in Malletts Bay. If you’re content just to let someone else drive, you might consider calling up Burlington’s Whistling Man Schooner Company. In addition to offering thricedaily cruises during the summer sailing season, Captain Mike Crowley hires out his boat, the 43-foot-long Friend Ship, for private functions of up to 17 passengers.

Rates range from $370 for an eightperson, two-hour cruise on a weekday to $1,920 for a 12-person, eight-hour cruise on a weekend. BYOB! Last but not least, we have ferries.

Arguably the most passive way to be “on the lake,” the ferries that shuttle between Vermont and New York — departing from Grand Isle, Burlington and Charlotte — are functional and unglamorous. But they offer some of the best views around.

What’s more, some of them run through the winter. Your trusty SUP or Jet Ski sure won’t help you enjoy the lake in December — unless you’re looking for chilblain braggin’ rights.

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fishing boats; some can even be outfitted with a removable sail that turns them into windsurfing boards. If your need is speed, the sleeker, carbon-fiber boards can slice quickly through the waves.

If you want to give SUP a try before committing to the purchase of a board, Paddlesurf Champlain offers an “everyone-welcome weekly group paddleboard tour” that departs from Burlington’s Oakledge Park. The company’s SUP lessons cost $30 per hour; board rentals are $15 per hour and $55 for the whole day.

As for SUP’s paddle-less ancestor, surfing, Lake Champlain doesn’t have anything on Waimea Bay or even Rockaway Beach. Surfers won’t find the huge,

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We’ve already addressed the first.

For water skis and wakeboards, West Marine is, again, a sensible option. A good pair of water skis will set you back only about $150; add a life vest and a tow rope, and you’re good to go. The less-familiar wakeboards are to water skis what snowboards are to alpine skis, with wider bases that offer greater stability. At West Marine, several models sell for around $200, but you can pay up to $500 for higher-end models.

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The plot begins with a triangle: Demetrius and Lysander both love Hermia. Hermia only has eyes for Lysander, but her father favors a marriage with Demetrius. Helena is the odd woman out, yearning in vain for Demetrius. Necrason directs to reveal the teenage quality of love here, giving Demetrius a chance to roll his eyes in frustration that Helena just doesn’t get it, and having Lysander strut with badboy swagger to fascinate Hermia and infuriate her father. When foiled, the lovers huff in misery, as only adolescents can.

Once magical enchantments take over, the triangle flips with geometric precision. Oberon commissions his servant Puck to administer a potion that causes a sleeper to adore the first creature seen upon waking. Accidents ensue, and Demetrius and Lysander both awaken dazzled by Helena. Now, Necrason sets the men to over-emoting, wringing every mawkish particle out of their pledges to the highly suspicious Helena. The director firmly underscores the hyperbolic sentiments with physical action, as Lysander wrestles a madly clinging Hermia away and both men attempt absurd stunts to impress Helena.

The resulting escalation of emotion plays out as Helena and Hermia battle with insane gusto over the slights they’ve suffered. Puck and Oberon ultimately re-magic the four lovers to set things right, and, when they all wake again, Necrason makes their night in the forest a true journey. With new, noble maturity, Demetrius realizes he loves Helena. Lysander regrets his attempt to elope but feels his love for Hermia deepen. The clarity they achieve is the result of dreams they can barely remember, but they have grown into adults.

Meanwhile, Titania and Oberon are feuding over a trifle, but magical creatures take it hard. Titania has banished Oberon from her bower, and he humiliates her, bewitching her, too, to adore the first creature she sees and smugly hoping she will “wake when something vile is near.”

Puck sees to that, transforming a mortal’s head into that of an ass. He picks Bottom for this stunt after he observes the mechanicals getting up a play for Theseus’ nuptials. Necrason demonstrates the low wattage of the

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rom the young Athenian lovers who pair and re-pair under magical influences to the overblown mythical lovers Pyramus and Thisbe depicted in a badly acted playwithin-the-play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream contains seven couples and, magically, time enough to unite them all.

Shakespeare intermingles four worlds to show us the nature of love by pushing, tugging and exaggerating it, using fantasy to excavate subtle truths and humor to take away the sting.

Theseus and Hippolyta come from ancient myth. The four lovers, Demetrius, Lysander, Hermia and Helena, are timeless members of the upper class, animated by passions so

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universal that they embody our entire species. The forest fairies and their king and queen, Oberon and Titania, exist in a magical sphere. And the “mechanicals” are lower-class tradesmen, naïve to a fault. That Shakespeare can make all these worlds permeable gives the play the gauzy, perfect pleasure of dreams vaguely remembered.

The plot is a surreal stew of love stories, and Vermont Shakespeare Company’s production presents some shimmering nuances that reveal the nature of love while delivering physical comedy to underscore the text’s wildly witty language. Jena Necrason directs the show with an eye for movement, building scenes around actors who are

mechanicals’ brainpower by having all six cluster together to sidle onstage as a unit, as if incapable of individual volition. It’s not the most winning metaphor, as it cripples the squad of bumpkins with tiresome immobility. But as they begin planning their play, Shakespeare’s humorous insights into an actor’s temperament blossom into hilarity.

John Nagle brilliantly conveys Bottom’s craving for the stage. He wants to play all the parts and direct, too, falling over himself with enthusiasm. And when he’s given a chance to emote, Nagle’s Bottom takes everything he’s seen an actor do and inflates it to bursting, capping it by giving Bottom an affected “artistic” gesture in the form of an upraised hand.

Ceara Ledwith is a perfect Hermia, moving from an impulsive romantic serenely aware of her own charm to a spitfire prepared to resort to tantrums and physical violence for the sake of love.

Kit Rivers brings a modern mockery to Helena’s catalog of woes, and is especially potent at administering long looks.

With limber movement and mobile facial expressions, Dean Linnard finds comic riches in Demetrius, conveying the righteous romanticism and

boiling-point frustration of a lover. As Lysander, Christopher Payseur is a slightly sleepy man of action, up for anything but showing the goggle eyes that signify this wild man needs to crash.

Nick Piacente brings a gymnast’s physical daring and a skilled actor’s character insights to the role of Puck.

His smart, novel touches include showing Puck’s fear of ghosts in the night and starting his journey ’round the Earth on Oberon’s errand by pulling back an imaginary bow and then hurtling offstage, himself an arrow.

Necrason uses movement to convey magic. When Puck administers the love potions, each sleeper’s back arches as if pulled upward. The puppet movement is echoed and amplified when they open their eyes. Lysander springs straight up from sleep to see Helena, and the unthinking speed with which he answers her “Lysander, if you live, good

sir, awake” with “And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake” is hilarious. The quality of puppetry makes love an external force, hardly willed or understood.

The production’s one significant flaw is costume design that presents too many competing ideas. Theseus and Hippolyta commence the play looking like a 1920s gangster and his gun moll. Then we whip forward to the late 1950s for the lovers’ attire, while the mechanicals get contemporary workmen’s garb and the fairies flit about in simple white gowns accented with flowers. These conflicting styles don’t underline the play’s different worlds but instead present an unsettled hodgepodge.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream is perhaps a perfect play, a comic exploration of all facets of love, from amorous urges to true love, with a mild, mirthful detour to bestiality and even, between Theseus and Hippolyta, the marriage of a captive

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bride reconciled to her captor. Any look at love is also an examination of how we talk about love, and Shakespeare creates several nesting frames around the subject. By the end, the audience is watching the court of Athens become an audience for the mechanicals’ “tedious brief scene” of the lovers Pyramus and Thisbe.

Joining that audience, especially on a summer night with the world at its fullest, suspends the viewer in a dream that makes love eternally new. m Contact: alex@sevendaysvt.com

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he hostess rushes in. She leans on the bar and beckons to the bartender, a skull and crossbones on the back of her T-shirt. “There’s gonna be 20 people on a boat here in five minutes,” she says.

“They just wanna eat.”

The bartender regards her with a look that says, “Seriously?” but he nods and continues shuffling glassware into shelving behind the bar.

A waitress enters and begins counting money at the end of the bar. “There’s a 20-top coming in on a boat,” the bartender tells her.

“You’re kidding.”

It’s close to 9 p.m. on a recent Wednesday at the Old Dock House Restaurant and Marina in Essex, N.Y. If it shows, the large party will be the highlight of the evening, but everyone seems to think the call was a prank.

Just in case, the hostess rushes off to set places for 20 on a long table outdoors alongside the dock. Hank Williams continues his sad serenade on the sound system.

Minutes later, a boat approaches, green lights bobbing fore and aft in the breezy, late-summer night. The engine gurgles and stops. The hostess walks through the open-air bar and adjacent patio to meet it at the dock. She returns with two men in tow and leads them to a table. “It’s just two people,” she says with a shrug.

So goes a night at this lakeside eatery, one of Champlain’s oldest. Built in 1810 and just steps from the ferry landing, the Old Dock House has served various menus and had numerous owners over the years. Currently owned by Steve McKenna, it serves pub-style lunch and dinner seven days a week through the summer season.

Years ago, the shores of Essex enjoyed more action. Tales still circulate about government spies and scandal during the War of 1812; and about smuggling, trafficking and heavy boozing during

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Prohibition. But today, the Old Dock House feels more Old Dock House Restaurant and Marina like the kind of place where modern-day boaters pop in to recount their voyages and grab a burger and beer.

The entire village of Essex — comprising a cluster of houses, a modest library, two churches, and a smattering of seasonal shops and galleries — is on the National Register of Historic Places.

Its façades are frozen in time, most of its history buried Shipyard in similar fashion. Grab drinks deep in the past. Today, the town’s population hovers just shy of 700 and maybe a snack at either of these, but full-time residents, according to town save room for dinner down the street. A short walk from the dock, the Essex Inn, clerk Bill Morgan.

For lake-faring Vermonters, Essex sheathed in canary-yellow clapboard is an ideal escape from the Burlington behind 11 stately columns, awaits diners bustle. Few experiences are more deli- much as it has for more than 200 years.

Rick and Karen Dalton own the inn cious than arriving for dinner by water, even if the journey takes a mere 20 min- building. They commissioned extensive utes on the Charlotte ferry — or less if renovations in 2010; in late 2013, new innkeepers Keith Castro and Lanai you happen to own a boat.

On its portside approach, the Old Monahan took over the lodging and Dock House — which was nearly washed restaurant businesses within the inn’s away by flooding in 2011 — offers a low- walls. The pair welcomes guests with key, informal welcome. A stone’s throw charming hospitality; they even pay south, Linda and Ray Faville welcome for transient docking fees at the Essex guests to Chez Lin & Rays at the Essex Marina (between the Old Dock House

and Chez Lin & Rays) for visitors arriving by private vessel.

Castro says they hope to bring an upbeat, cosmopolitan vibe to the historic hamlet.

Service staff dress simply in black with sexy leather aprons.

They speak with the easy fluency of food professionals. As we wait, a waitress chats with diners at a neighboring table.

“When I go out, I try to order things I can’t get at home,” she tells them.

Most of the menu consists of dishes that few would bother making in their own kitchen. Castro doubles as innkeeper and executive chef, and his is a celebration spread. Dine here for wild game, imported meats cut paper-thin, heritage pork swaddled in savory sauces, crusty breads and glazes simmered down to the bare essence of their ingredients. Castro’s menu is fit for a fête, but the entrées are reasonably priced in the $20-to-$30 range. The chef says he counts many Vermonters as regulars.

The menu is stocked with local ingredients, and that includes the cocktails.

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Another novel menu item is the Swingin’ Pinwheel’s stuffed popover, crammed with breakfast-sandwich fillings or seasonal fruit compote. Other morning sandwiches are served on house focaccia. The same meat and veggie options are also available as mix-ins for savory oatmeal. Machanic says he particularly likes the creamy porridge with a dose of cheddar.

Though he and Piotrowski emphasize the ease of takeout, the café has six tables available, and the possibility of more. In the coming months, the pair will need them when westernswing nights become part of their offerings.

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haven, complete with wagon wheels, cacti and a mural of the wide western sky. The food reflects the feel, with intense cowboy coffee and chunky beefshoulder chili. But there’s more to the bill of fare, says ANDREW MACHANIC, who opened the café with fiancée WENDY PIOTROWSKI. The business takes its name from a German family recipe for a pinwheel pastry Machanic made with his mother for special occasions — and now serves to his customers. “It’s sort of a cross between a croissant and a Danish and a flaky pastry,” he explains. “We want them to be almost like the next cronut.”

Machanic uses the same dough for his wafflini — sandwiches pressed in a waffle iron. Fillings

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Located in the old Sugar Snap building at 505 Riverside Avenue, the Little Red Kitchen (open on weekdays, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.) welcomed a steady stream of Monday commuters picking up grab-and-go sandwiches and salads. A salad of cubed beets and goat cheese over spinach with ginger dressing

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Meanwhile, owner CHERYL STRENIO was pushing her brother JOHN’s invention of spaghetti served on a crusty, buttered hoagie.

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“We are getting a few younger people,” the 79-year-old Essex native tells Seven Days via phone. “They’re coming here for farming.” Near Fledging Crow, a modest farm community has started to take root on Mace Chasm Road in Keeseville. Essex Farm, founded in 2004 and offering a large CSA, is the subject of farmer Kristin Kimball’s critically acclaimed 2010 book, The Dirty Life: A Memoir of Farming, Food, and Love.

When LaForest was a girl, she says, the Essex Inn was “all dirty, old, dusty rooms that hadn’t been used in years.” A friend lived “in one end of the building,” she recalls, and the kids would wander the vacant rooms. “It was fun to use our imaginations about the people who had been there before.”

Those people allegedly include spies. According to Morris Glenn, another local history buff, the Essex Inn was a hotbed of espionage in the War of 1812. “Spies and military people using the Essex ferry would hang out at the inn trying to find intelligence,” Glenn says. At that time, Essex militiaman Delavan Delance owned the inn and regularly housed troops there.

“It’s nothing super exciting or specific,” Glenn says, “except that they were here.”

Two hundred years later and just down the street, two men linger over a leisurely meal at the Old Dock House.

Inside the bar, we join them, sitting amid pirate flags, the Red Sox on TV and kitschy signs that declare, “Lowcut shirts are looked down upon at this establishment.” Awaiting the 9:30 ferry, we chat with the friendly barkeep about the bar, made from boxcar floorboards, and drink cold Switchbacks.

As we wander away from the sleepy old town and onto the dock, Jimmy Buffett’s voice calls across the water, crooning a slow Grateful Dead classic: “Once in a while you get shown the light / In the strangest of places if you look at it right…” and the boat pulls up to take us home. m

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hefty pour of Widow Jane bourbon (distilled in Brooklyn with water from the Widow Jane mine in the Hudson Valley) and blood-orange bitters.

While whiskey and roasted meat may seem to say “serious,” Castro’s food is not without whimsy. A first course of pheasant and waffles is a playful take on the fried-chicken classic. The nutty bird, country-fried to a delicate crisp, tastes as though it gorged on acorns weeks before its death. Perched atop an airy Belgian waffle in creamy maple gravy, the dish reveals Monahan’s influence. “I love chicken and waffles,” she says as she brings the plate to the table.

“So I begged [the kitchen] to do this.”

If the cooking is both sophisticated and fun, the restaurant’s interior is classic Adirondack: Wooden walls separate hand-hewn, exposed beams and wide-plank floorboards cut from ancient North Country hardwoods. It’s old-fashioned but cozy, not stuffy. It’s also the kind of place where an entrée still comes with a salad — super-fresh greens from Keeseville’s Fledging Crow Vegetables, tossed in a bright vinaigrette.

When the entrée comes, it’s a hearty, thoughtful dish that suddenly casts a silent, hungry spell over the table. It might be tender medallions of Magret duck breast, cooked a perfect, bloody rare; or that thick-cut pork chop, seared deep brown and topped with glazed apple on a bed of braised white beans and greens.

Castro says he and Monahan rewrite the menu weekly, keeping a few standards such as pan-roasted chicken and filet mignon for less-adventurous eaters. They view their inn as a lab.

“We’re a test kitchen,” the chef says.

“We’re constantly changing things and trying new recipes, and we cook the way we like to eat.”

Before taking over the Essex Inn, Castro says, he worked as a production chef, preparing packaged dinners for folks with special needs. “We did a lot of sous-vide cooking,” he notes. Before that, he helmed the kitchen at Café Mooney Bay, on the Mooney Bay Marina in Plattsburgh.

In his own space, Castro seems ready to indulge his creative side, and to make the most of local agriculture — an industry that, according to local historian Shirley LaForest, is starting to blossom.

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According to Woodchuck communications manager NAtE formALAriE, those draught lines will allow visitors to test new and experimental ciders not available in stores. “There’s a lot of stuff you can only get on tap here,” he says. While the old facility was really just a manufacturing hub, Formalarie goes on, “This new cider house really allows people to interact with the company.”

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and frequently helps her parents sell their birds.

Thompson’s menu features quail kabobs, grilled quails on a stick, deviled quail eggs, baconwrapped quail legs and pheasant tacos, all sourced fresh from the family farm.

Folks looking for more downto-earth options at Farm to Food can snack on simple dishes such as burgers and boneless chicken wings (from mApLE wiND fArm) with blue cheese dressing (with cheese from JASpEr HiLL fArm). “I love gourmet food,” Thompson says, “but I love comfort food, too … The most important thing is where the food is coming from — and [with the truck], that’s family farms with a social and environmental mission.”

Thompson views the project as part of a larger mission to

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engage the community. “I’m trying to make a living,” she says. “But the real reason behind this is to do something that matters.”

One percent of proceeds will go to the VErmoNt fooDBANk’s gleaning program, Thompson says, which picks up excess produce from farms and distributes it to food pantries. She hopes to use the truck to help incubate other food startups. “I want the truck out there every day,” she explains. “But I can’t be out there every day, and there are so many chefs and farmers looking to start new businesses, I’d love to find a way to rent it out.”

Thompson says she’s enjoyed a lot of support putting the project in action, and now she’s looking to pay it forward. On Tuesday, August 19, Thompson will hold a kick-off bash with live music, brews from her friends at Four Quarters and additional food vendors, including mAtt SArGENt’s pHANtom proDuctioNS truck. Thompson says she’ll announce the location and lineup on social media once they’re finalized; right now, she’s focused on getting the truck on the road. “It’s never been cooked in before,” she says. “It’s beautiful … It’s kind of a miracle that it all worked out. I’m kind of pinching myself.”

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Nouvelle Island Cuisine Discovering lesser-known eats on the champlain islands

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assistant), artist Tessa Hill, have enhanced the chef’s skills with Central American fare. The pair of overstuffed tacos’ anchobraised pork falls apart in piggy ecstasy, combined with tender mangos and crunchy cabbage slaw. Doused with cumin-soaked Costa Rican Salsa Lizano, the dish is transporting.

That’s Hill’s intention. “Every time I cross this bridge, I’m in the Caribbean,” he says of driving to his beloved northern islands. Anyone who orders right at Broken Arrow will feel the same way.

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available at Wednesday south hero Farmers Market and snow Farm vineyard tasting room. special orders through capsandcreamery@ gmail.com.

Christine McMillan realizes that her life has taken an ironic turn. Having left her job as a diabetes researcher and moved to Vermont with her husband to raise her young children, she’s making candy

for a living. She began selling sweets as Capsand Creamery late last year.

McMillan raises Nigerian Dwarf goats and has crafted cheese from their milk for her family for several years. Unwilling to make the necessary investment to become certified for commercial cheese manufacturing, she instead began turning the milk into ultra-creamy caramels, chocolates and fudge.

The goats prance and wag their tails as McMillan enters the barn to greet them.

Perhaps their happiness helps make the fudge and salted caramels so rich. More likely, those qualities come from their milk’s exceptionally high butterfat content, which exceeds that of other goat breeds, says McMillan.

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“We’re starved around here. Bacon is microwaved,” says Eben Hill. He knows something about good food. In his career as a bartender, Hill has worked for six James Beard Foundation Awardwinning chefs, including Mario Batali at Lupa Osteria Romana and Tom Colicchio at Craft. Most recently, Hill poured drinks at Burlington’s Juniper and nika.

On August 1, Hill returned to his native South Hero to feed locals, including himself and several generations of his family, the kind of food he believes we all deserve to eat. At his new food trailer, Broken Arrow, beef in burgers is grassfed and comes from just a few miles up the road at Grand Isle’s Canamak Farms.

Most veggies, including greens and heirloom tomatoes, come from Pomykala Farm, also of Grand Isle.

Broken Arrow is the reincarnation of Hill’s Red Barn Café, which he closed at South Hero’s Allenholm Farm two years ago. (It’s since been replaced by a stand called the Accidental Farmer.) Many menu items will ring bells for Red Barn diners, including Hill’s carnitas tacos.

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sk most Vermonters outside the Champlain Islands what they eat when they visit the area, and they’ll tell you it’s a wasteland. Sure, they may recall, with the misty glow of a vacationer, a particularly fine meal at the North Hero House Inn & Restaurant or Blue Paddle Bistro. But these same informants might be hardpressed to offer any other island dining recommendations.

Are the islands really a food desert?

Online searches turned up a few worthwhile destinations, but I decided to discover the culinary landscape for myself.

I thought of my journey as a parallel to Samuel de Champlain’s: I would explore the shores of the lake named for him, learning all I could from the natives.

Using the Thomas Mott Homestead Bed & Breakfast in Alburgh as a home base (and source of a gorgeous breakfast of peach-stuffed French toast and homemade yogurt), I spent 32 hours wending my way up Route 2 and back, discovering both new and lesser-known dining destinations, farms, producers — and one place to pick up a fresh smoothie while filling your prescription.

I excluded from my survey some obvious choices: the well-stocked convenience stores that serve campers, as well as most of the islands’ long-established seasonal snack bars, which we’ve already written up in our annual snack-bar survey.

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food milk producers and affectionate pets.

McMillan’s farm, currently home to 15 goats, is the primary place on the islands to buy the tiny Nigerians. If you see a smiling Capra near Lake Champlain — especially one with ice-blue eyes, a trademark of many Capsand kids — chances are it was reared on McMillan’s farm.

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A pig goggles its eyes at guests as they approach this snack bar, at the end of Bridge Road between Alburgh and North Hero. The oinker’s round belly is metal, not flesh. The real pork lies within, smoking low and slow, while the faux pig’s creator slings fresh burgers, chops fries and tends the garden out back.

Pete McDonald also built the big white rectangle known as Papa Pete’s Snack Bar, before opening in 2007. But don’t call him a renaissance man. “I’m just a Vermonter with too much time on his hands,” he says, taking a languid drag on his cigarette.

McDonald’s relaxed attitude doesn’t extend to his food. The only thing on the menu that’s ever frozen is fish. The burgers may not come from Vermont like Broken Arrow’s, but most of the veggies are grown out back or sourced from island farms. The cheese curds on the poutine come from Canada, for the appropriate north-of-the-border squeak.

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whiff of smoke penetrates into the meat’s moist layers. Paired with hand-cut sweetpotato fries, the $6.25 pulled-pork sandwich makes an addictive meal. But save room for a creemee sundae, a refreshing accompaniment to a dip in the lake just feet away.

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Grand Isle Art Works, 259 Route 2, Grand Isle, 378-4591, grandisleartworks.com.

“I left Burlington. I could have worked at Farmhouse [Tap & Grill], but…” Zach Labelle trails off. He’s too polite to put into words that he’s happier doing his own thing. The restaurant where he has cooked for three years even bears his name. “We knew pretty early on we wanted him to stick around,” explains coowner Jim Holzschuh.

Zach’s is just one room in the expansive gallery and store that is Grand Isle Art Works. During the day, shoppers examine arts and crafts from more than 75 Vermont artisans, while Labelle whips up soups, sandwiches and breakfast from local ingredients.

By night, when the café is normally closed, Theme Night Thursday dinners allow him to flex his culinary muscles.

Once a week year-round, Labelle

prepares a three-course, prix-fixe meal for $25. Themes have included exotic Middle Eastern and Korean menus and homey Southern barbecue.

On a recent Chinese night, Labelle begins the meal with four spicy, exceptionally juicy pork-and-shrimp dumplings tucked into a salad of Pomykala Farm arugula and shaved radishes tossed in Shaoxing rice wine.

Both Labelle and Holzschuh are chatty, and the latter says his young chef has attracted a pack of blue-haired groupies with his enthusiastic handshakes and painstaking explanations of each preparation as he serves it.

Of course, the quality of the food doesn’t hurt. A massive cut of Crescent Bay Farm pork shoulder falls apart in its braise of anise and cinnamon with preserved black beans and oyster mushrooms. Dessert is a refreshing collection of artistically arranged fruits: Florida mango, star fruit and dragon fruit, all lightly dressed in anise syrup. It’s an appropriate end to dinner in a gallery.

Labelle allows guests to enjoy creativity on a plate as well as on the walls, with nary a hint of that fusty island old guard.

Expect no microwaved bacon here. This is nouvelle Champlain Islands cuisine. m Contact: alice@sevendaysvt.com

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A hundred years ago, the presence of a soda fountain at most pharmacies wasn’t anomalous. Pharmacist Michelle Godwin misses the days when soft drinks were believed to have curative properties. But she realizes that Coke and 7-Up — the former once made with coca alkaloid, the latter with lithium nitrate — no longer qualify as health food.

Instead of serving ice cream and nerve tonics, Godwin opened her small pharmacy last month with a juice bar inside.

Her inspiration, she says, was an integrative nutrition course that reminded her of the prophylactic steps customers can take to stay healthy. The pharmacist chose a spot with room for a yoga studio upstairs, and plans to add nutrition courses and scheduled walks to her store’s offerings.

She also aims to serve salads and soups at the juice bar as healthy, quick-serve options.

But for now, juice and smoothies are the thing — along with coffee drinks made from Speeder & Earl’s and Vermont Coffee Company roasts. The coffee and smoothies combine in Michelle’s Remedy, the pharmacist’s own favorite, which blends espresso with cocoa powder, peanut butter, banana and almond milk.

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CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE MIXER: Area professionals network over refreshments, door prizes and a raffle. Twin City Family Fun Center, Barre, 5-7 p.m. $10; preregister. Info, 229-5711.

LAWN PARTY & CHICKEN BARBECUE: A feast of grilled meats and all the fixings gives way to face painting, a magic show and sweet treats. Fried dough, anyone? Bristol Town Green, 5 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 453-2488.

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CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS FARMERS MARKET: Baked items, preserves, meats and eggs sustain seekers of local goods. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4122.

COFFEE TASTING: Tasters sip Counter Culture Coffee varieties, then make side-by-side comparisons of different regional blends. Maglianero Café, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 617-331-1276, corey@ maglianero.com.

LAWSON'S FINEST DINNER: Chef Sue Schickler and Sean Lawson of Lawson's Finest Liquids host a four-course meal featuring gourmet fare and local craft brews. The Pitcher Inn, Warren, 6-9 p.m. $85; preregister. Info, 496-6350.

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NEWPORT FARMERS MARKET: Pickles, meats, eggs, fruits, veggies, herbs and baked goods are a small sampling of the fresh fare supplied by area growers and producers. Causeway, Newport, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 274-8206.

TECHNOLOGY DROP-IN DAY: Library patrons navigate the new catalog system and download e-books and audiobooks. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads, veggies and more vie for spots in shoppers' totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 673-4158.

MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE OBSERVATORY OPEN HOUSE: Sky gazers join Jonathan Kemp of Middlebury College's physics department to view Saturn, Mars and other celestial sights through state-of-the-art telescopes. Call to confirm.

McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 9-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2266.

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TOASTMASTERS OF GREATER BURLINGTON: Locals looking to strengthen their speaking and leadership skills learn more. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 989-3250.

KINGDOM COMMUNITY WIND TOURS: Folks learn about alternative energy sources on a visit to the 21-turbine wind farm. Kingdom Community Wind, Lowell, 10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 744-6664.

VALLEY NIGHT FEATURING STEVE HARTMAN: Locals gather for this weekly bash of craft ales, movies and live music. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation; $2 drafts. Info, 496-8994.

fairs & festivals

VERMONT FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: More than 100 events — ranging from pottery demos to worldclass music and everything in between — delight art lovers. See vermontartfest.com for details.

Various Mad River Valley locations, Warren, 10 a.m.

Prices vary. Info, 496-6682, info@vermontartfest. com.

film

'NORTHERN BORDERS': Based on Howard Frank Mosher's eponymous novel, Jay Craven's latest film tells the story of a young boy sent to live on his grandparents' Vermont farm during the mid-1950s.

Montgomery Town Hall, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $2-9. Info, 326-3113 or 357-4616.

SLOW FOOD VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: Foodies learn about the origins of local meats, produce and flowers at an assembly of 10 small-scale farmers and artisan food producers. Burlington City Hall Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, jess@hotelvt.com.

SUN TO CHEESE TOUR: Fromage lovers go behind the scenes and follow award-winning farmhouse cheddar from raw milk to finished product.

Shelburne Farms, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $15 includes a block of cheese. Info, 985-8686.

WEDNESDAY WINE DOWN: Oenophiles get over the midweek hump by pairing four varietals with samples from Lake Champlain Chocolates, Cabot Creamery and more. Drink, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. $12. Info, 860-9463, melissashahady@vtdrink.com.

WILLISTON FARMERS MARKET: An open-air affair showcases prepared foods and unadorned produce.

New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, willistonfarmersmarket@ gmail.com.

WINE TASTING: KEEPIN' IT REAL: Bourgogne rouge bottlings from Pierre Guillemot, Lucien Boillot and Régis Bouvier prove that a less-is-more approach to winemaking yields big flavors. Dedalus Wine Shop, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2368.

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BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic thinkers have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. $6 includes refreshments. Info, 651-0700.

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ctor, composer, record producer, singer — Lyle Lovett is all of these and then some. But the Texas-born performer is best known as one of the foremost singer-songwriters of his generation. With four Grammy Awards, 13 albums and a decades-long career to his name, the crooner has staying power. Known for incorporating folk, swing, blues, jazz and gospel into country, Lovett pushes the limits of the genre’s traditional arrangements. Backed by 14 all-star musicians — aka his Large Band — he performs selections from Release Me, featuring originals and covers of his favorite songwriters.

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Friday, August 15, 7:30 p.m., at Stateside Amphitheater, Jay Peak Resort. $40-75. Info, 988-2611. lylelovett.com

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Green Mountain State of Mind Farms, forests and fresh food meet arts, crafts and music at the Celebrate Vermont Festival.

A sampling of the state’s working landscape comes to life in the Chatauqua Tent, where seminars and demonstrations cover everything from compost to beekeeping. Foodies sip and sample products birthed by this artisan agriculture in the culinary tent, featuring local cheeses, beer and spirits alongside cooking demos by area chefs and restaurateurs. And what would a pastoral party be without live entertainment? A wide range of musical talents takes the stage at this family-friendly fest — from Michèle Choinière (pictured) to Jeh Kulu Jr.

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CELEBRATE VERMONT FESTIVAL Friday, August 15, and Saturday, August 16, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday, August 17, 4 p.m., at Stowe Events Field. $2-10; $3-12 weekend pass. Info, 922-1859. celebratevermontfestival.com

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Saturday, August 16, 7:30 p.m., at Brandon Music Café. $15. Info, 465-4071. Sunday, August 17, 2-3:30 p.m., at Old Round Church in Richmond. $5 suggested donation. Info, 434-6070. dankennedy.us

In 1995, then 26-year-old Cheryl Strayed embarked on a solo hike of the Pacific Crest Trail, determined to find her footing and reclaim her rapidly unraveling life.

Ninety-four days and more than 1,000 miles later, the aspiring writer emerged from the wilderness a different person.

Years later, Strayed captured this lifechanging experience in her best-selling memoir Wild. Fellow writer George Saunders calls her prose “big-hearted, keen-eyed, lyrical, precise.” The Oregon resident heads east to the Vermont College of Fine Arts, where she discusses her craft with president and novelist Tom Greene.

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Dan Kennedy isn’t your typical new-age musician. A classically trained pianist, he cut his teeth on the genre while studying at the Oberlin Conservatory.

There, evenings of improvisation gave way to award-winning compositions rooted in rock and jazz. Bursting with backbeats and rhythmic grooves, this unique approach creates what Corin Nelsen — the Grammy Award-winning producer behind Kennedy’s 2012 release Intuition — calls “infectious, foot-tapping, nostalgia-inspiring melodies.” As an artist who embraces the explorative aspect of music making, the virtuoso is made for live performances, where his accessible, diverse style shines.

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Acupressure to Support Cancer Treatment: Acupuncturist Joshua Singer demonstrates Chinese medicine techniques for dealing with the potential side effects of chemotherapy, radiation and surgery. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

Montréal-Style Acro Yoga: Using partner and group work, Lori Flower guides participants through poses that combine acrobatics with therapeutic benefits. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 6:307:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 324-1737.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

kids

Advanced Improvisation Techniques Workshop: Actors ages 12 and up hone their long-form improvisation. Prior acting experience required. Big Picture Theater, Waitsfield, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 496-6682.

Fizz, Boom, Read!: Matthew Thornton: Inhale, exhale. The respiratory therapist discusses the mechanics of breathing with kiddos and their parents, then presents machines that aid in the process.

Royalton Memorial Library, South Royalton, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 763-7094.

Fizz, Boom, Read! Party: Bookworms fête a summer of reading with music, prizes and watermelon.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

The Lunchbox Summer Meal Program: Youth ages 18 and under fill up on nutritious eats from a funky food truck that doubles as a mobile learning kitchen. St. Paul's Catholic School, Barton, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-2044.

Meet Rockin' Ron the Friendly Pirate: Aargh, matey! Youngsters channel the hooligans of the sea with music, games and activities. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810.

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Summer Reading Party: No Strings Marionette Company presents Bully for the Three Big Pigs at this literary celebration honoring youngsters who devoured books outside of school. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6956.

Young & Fun Performance Series: 'Hansel and Gretel': Seagle Music Colony introduces little ones to the opera through the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 518-523-2512.

language

English as a Second Language Class: Those with beginner English work to improve their vocabulary. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

Intermediate Spanish Lessons: Adults refine their grammar while exploring different topics.

Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

Intermediate/Advanced English as a Second Language Class: Speakers hone their grammar and conversational skills. Administration Office, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano?

A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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Blues for Breakfast: Equally at ease with rock, reggae, Motown and Grateful Dead covers, the local rockers provide the music while families pick blueberries as the sun sets. Bring a blanket or lawn chair. Call to confirm. Owl's Head Blueberry Farm, Richmond, 6-8 p.m. $12 includes two quarts of blueberries. Info, 434-3387.

City Hall Park Lunchtime Performances: Singer-songwriters Kat Wright and Brett Hughes wow music lovers at an outdoor performance.

Burlington City Hall Park, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

Community Evenings at the Farm: Lila Webb & the Cartwheels entertain picnickers with a mix of country, rockabilly and bluegrass. Shelburne Farms, gates open for picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-9551.

Concerts on the Bluff: Rick and the All-Star Ramblers bring western-swing tunes to the annual concert series. Bring a chair or blanket. Forrence Center, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4160.

Craftsbury Chamber Players: World-class musicians explore classical compositions by Mozart, Antonín Dvořák and Inessa Zaretsky.

UVM Recital Hall, Redstone Campus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-25; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 800-639-3443.

Jean Rohe & Liam Robinson: Guitarist Judson Kimble and poet Lizzy Fox join the duo for American and Anglo-folk tunes. North End Studio A, Burlington, 8:30-10:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713.

The Passeri Trio & Turidae: Classical and folk stylings shine at the Middlesex Summer Concert Series. Bring a lawn chair, blanket and picnic fare. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand; rain location: Rumney School gymnasium. Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 272-4920 or 272-7578.

Wednesday Night Live: Cold Country Bluegrass dole out danceable tunes. B-Side Playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

outdoors

The Good, the Bad and the Really, Really Itchy: Hikers learn to identify poison ivy, medicinal jewelweed and other local flora. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

seminars

Bike Commuter Workshop: Peter Burns of Local Motion shares practical tips for pedal-powered transportation in a hands-on presentation. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30-7:45 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 434-3036, rfl@gmavt.net.

sports

Green Mountain Table Tennis Club: PingPong players swing their paddles in singles and doubles matches. Knights of Columbus, Rutland, 6-9:30 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.

The Vermont Challenge: Cyclists pedal one-, three- or four-day rides along scenic routes throughout southern and central Vermont. See vtchallenge.com for details. Various locations statewide, 9 a.m. $189-449. Info, info@vtchallenge. com.

Women's Wednesday Mountain Rides: Beginner-to-intermediate pedalers cruise scenic routes. Mountain bikes suggested; helmets required. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-9409.

talks

Harte Crow: The architectural historian presents "The Architects' Architect: Louis Kahn: From Yale to Bangladesh." Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 495-5545.

Tom Twetten: The former deputy director of operations for the CIA considers the state of American covert intelligence following the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. Craftsbury Public Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 586-9683.

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'A Chorus Line': The legendary Broadway musical comes to life on the Weston Playhouse stage with show-stopping songs and jaw-dropping dances.

Weston Playhouse, 2 p.m. $47-61. Info, 824-5288.

Circus Smirkus Big Top Tour: Dive in! Acrobatic adventures abound when performers ride the wave in "Anchors Away for Atlantis." Montpelier High School, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $14-22. Info, 533-7443.

'Fire, Emergency Performance for Gaza': Bread and Puppet Theater revives the 1966 production to call attention to the recent attacks on Gaza.

Plainfield Town Hall, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 454-1117.

'A Midsummer Night's Dream': The Vermont Shakespeare Company delivers an open-air production of the Bard's comedy about lovers, actors and meddling fairies. Bring a chair or blanket. Circus Lawn, Shelburne Museum, 6 p.m. $15-25; free for kids under 12 with ticketed adult. Info, 863-5966 or 877-874-1911.

'My Fair Lady': Professor Henry Higgins transforms a Cockney flower girl into a lady in this Opera North production of Lerner & Loewe's Tony Awardwinning show. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $32-88. Info, 603-448-0400.

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Authors at the Aldrich: Mystery writer Jennifer McMahon excerpts The Winter People. A concert in Currier Park follows. Milne Community Room, Aldrich Library, Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Reading Series: Acclaimed writers share works of various genres. See middlebury.edu for details. Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 8:15 p.m. Free; call to confirm. Info, 443-2700.

Writers for Recovery Workshop: Led by local author Gary Miller and documentarian Bess O'Brien, attendees put pen to paper and explore addiction, recovery and familial relationships. Turning Point Center, Burlington, pizza, 5:30-6 p.m.; workshop, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 861-3150, writersforrecovery@icloud.com.

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Dialogue Night: Locals join members of the Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community to explore the topic of opiate misuse and addiction. O'Brien Community Center, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister for childcare. Info, 655-4565.

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Burlington Summer Evening Bridal Show: Brides-to-be sample hors d'oeuvres and wedding cake while mingling with industry professionals, who showcase food, fashion and day-of designs for every budget. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $6-7; cash bar. Info, 459-2897.

Feast & Field Market & Concert Series: A pastoral party features locally grown produce, homemade tacos and an open mic hosted by Jim Yeager. Clark Farm, Barnard, market, 4:30-7:30 p.m.; open mic, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-3391.

Summervale: Locavores celebrate farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews, kids activities and live music. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; cost of food and drink.

Info, 660-0440.

Tea & Formal Gardens Tour: Folks explore the inn and its cottage-style gardens, then sit down to a cup-and-saucer affair, complete with sweets and savories. The Inn at Shelburne Farms, 2:30-4:30 p.m. $18; preregister. Info, 985-8442.

fairs & festivals

Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.13.

film

food & drink

Fletcher Allen Farmers Market: Locally sourced meats, vegetables, bakery items, breads and maple syrup give hospital employees and visitors the option to eat healthfully. Davis Concourse, Fletcher Allen Hospital, Burlington, 2:30-5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 847-0797.

Jericho Farmers Market: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-9778.

Milton Farmers Market: Honey, jams and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Hannaford Supermarket, Milton, 4-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 893-1009.

Storing the Harvest With a Food Dehydrator: Master gardener Peter Burke demonstrates recipes for soup mixes, herb teas, fruit leather and more. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $10-12; preregister. Info, 223-3338, ext. 202.

Summervale: Fresh-Pressed Corn Tortillas: City Market representatives teach foodies how to make these staples of Mexican cuisine at the weekly agricultural gathering. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

games

Open Bridge Game: Players of varying experience levels put strategic skills to use. Vermont Room, Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-4095.

health & fitness

Forza: The Samurai Sword Workout: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when performing basic strikes with wooden replicas of the weapon. North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

Seeing, Hearing, Feeling: Exploring Mindfulness Practice: Nina La Rosa leads a session grounded in traditional Buddhist teachings. A Q&A and discussion follow. Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Donations; preregister.

Info, nina@ninalarosa.com.

Yoga in the Mountains: Yogis of all skill levels hit the mat for an open-air practice of intuitive flow.

Call for specific location. East Johnson, 5-6:15 p.m. $15. Info, 279-6663.

kids

Craftsbury Chamber Players MiniConcerts: Little ones take in classical compositions with their adult companions. Fellowship Hall, Greensboro United Church of Christ, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 800-639-3443.

Junior Ranger Program: Wildlife Scavenger Hunt: A hands-on exploration gives kiddos ages 6 through 12 the opportunity to earn a Junior Ranger badge. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2:30-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 4573368, ext. 22.

The Lunchbox Summer Meal Program: See WED.13, Gardner Memorial Park, Newport, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-2044.

Music With Mr. Chris: Singer, storyteller and puppeteer Chris Dorman entertains tykes and their parents. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 764-1810.

Teen Volunteer Party: Summer library helpers chow down at a pizza party recognizing their efforts.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

music

'Northern Borders': See WED.13, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903.

A.J. Edwards & the List: The singer-songwriter displays his promising talents at an outdoor show of pop-rock stylings. Colburn Park, Lebanon, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-448-0400.

'RiffTrax Live: Godzilla': Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett offer wisecracking commentary on the 1990s version of the giant lizard flick. Palace 9 Cinemas, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $12.50. Info, 660-9300.

Caspian Monday Music: Violinist Tobias Steymans and pianist Vica Mazin interpret works by Mozart, Schubert and Sergei Prokofiev. Caledonia Grange, East Hardwick, 8 p.m. $10-18; free for kids 18 and under. Info, caspianmondaymusic@gmail.com.

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Central Vermont Chamber musiC FestiVal: Violin master Class: In coordination with the Vermont Youth Orchestra, violinist Arturo Delmoni shares his knowledge with area musicians.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 728-6464.

'loVe letters': A man and a woman revisit their 50-year correspondence in A.R. Gurney's play, staged by Unadilla Theatre. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. 'the marVelous wonderettes: CaPs and Gowns': Favorite hits including "Rock Around the Clock" propel a Weston Playhouse production of Roger Bean's family-friendly musical, set in 1958. Weston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $16-32. Info, 824-5288.

CraFtsbury Chamber Players: See WED.13, Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m. $10-25; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 800-639-3443.

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inorabrass: Seasoned performers Chris Rivers, Jason Whitcomb, Joy Worland, Lori Salimando-Porter and Bill Keck combine creative forces to demonstrate the range of brass instruments. Waitsfield United Church of Christ, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 595-0601.

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Info, 372-9463.

Vermont Fiddle orChestra & Fly by niGht: A bow-and-string extravaganza highlights local, regional and international playing styles. Bring a blanket or chair. Gazebo. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

outdoors

mushrooms demystiFied: Fungi lovers learn about different varieties — fabulous and fearsome alike — found throughout the park. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103. steVenson brookwalkers: Adventure-seekers slip into their water shoes for a guided hike in and along the spring-fed stream. Meet at Stevenson Brook Trail. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

seminars

sports

the Vermont ChallenGe: See WED.13, 9 a.m.

theater

'a Chorus line': See WED.13, 7:30 p.m. dorset theatre FestiVal: 'the mousetraP': Whodunit? A maniac terrorizes a group of snowbound houseguests in this revival of Agatha Christie's classic murder mystery. Dorset Playhouse, 8 p.m. $20-59. Info, 867-2223.

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bread loaF writers' ConFerenCe leCture series: Notable novelists, poets, playwrights and journalists weigh in on different aspects of their craft. See middlebury.edu for details. Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free; call to confirm. Info, 443-2700.

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writer's CirCle: Wordsmiths of all skill levels put pen to paper. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 5:307 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

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the Great Vermont Plein air Paint-out: Regional artists set up their easels throughout Waitsfield's historic village and capture the local landscape as part of the Vermont Festival of the Arts. Bridge Street, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 496-6682.

dance

ballroom & latin danCinG: mambo: Samir Elabd leads choreographed steps for singles and couples. No partner or experience required.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, introductory lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance, 8-10 p.m. $6-14. Info, 862-2269. blues danCe: Folks find rhythm at this grooving session open to all levels. No partner necessary, but clean-soled shoes are required. Champlain Club, Burlington, beginner lesson, 7:30 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

'Fool For loVe': Patty Smith studies the line between tragedy and comedy in an evening of original choreography set to music ranging from Puccini to Janis Joplin. Adult content. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8-9:30 p.m. $20. Info, 382-9222. queen City tanGo PraCtilonGa: Dancers kick off the weekend with improvisation, camaraderie and laughter. No partner necessary, but clean, smooth-soled shoes required. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $7. Info, 877-6648.

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'Greater tuna': Small-town antics produce big laughs in this comedy about the residents of Tuna, Texas. Depot Theatre, Westport N.Y., 5 p.m. $29.

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'Carousel': A romance between a carousel barker and a millworker costs them their jobs in this Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, presented by the Greensboro Arts Alliance & Residency. Town Hall Green, Greensboro, 7:30 p.m. $7.50-15. Info, 533-7487.

tenFest Play FestiVal: Thespians interpret 10-minute plays — ranging from zany to sublime — by 10 local playwrights as part of the Vermont Festival of the Arts. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 583-1674.

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PowerFul tools For CareGiVers: Wendy Bombard and Carrie Shamel of the VNA cover self-care topics relevant to those responsible for the medical needs of their family members. Grand Way Commons, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $30 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 658-1900, ext. 3903.

'street sCene': More than 40 cast members bring the streets of 1930s New York City to life in a production of Kurt Weill's exploration of the European immigrant experience. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-35. Info, 603-448-0400.

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sunset aquadVenture: Stunning scenery welcomes paddlers of all abilities, who explore the Waterbury Reservoir in search of local wildlife.

Meet at the Contact Station half an hour before start time. A-Side Swim Beach, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

'siGht unseen': The Waterbury Festival Players present Donald Margulies' Obie Award-winning comedy about an artist who abandons his muse in favor of fame and opulence. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $15-35. Info, 498-3755.

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education

EarthWalk Field Institute: From songs and storytelling to foraging and friction-fire, hands-on activities teach educators, parents and community leaders nature-education skills. Hawthorn Meadow Commons, Goddard College, Plainfield, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $240. Info, 454-8500.

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'Monty Python Live (Mostly)': Fans of the British cult comedy are treated to a broadcast production of the original members, who take the stage at London's famed O2 arena. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $23. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Bellows Falls Farmers Market: Music enlivens a fresh-food marketplace with produce, meats, crafts and weekly workshops. Waypoint Center, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 463-2018.

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Summer Carillon Series: Introduction to Massage for Commencement Prelude: Giant f Couples: Massage therapist Laura Jo bronze bells ring out at a campus conna th Manfred demonstrates partner-based an E cert celebrating the 100th commenced wa rd s techniques for reducing muscular tenment procession for Middlebury College's sion. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, summer language school. Middlebury College, 7 Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

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Celebrate Vermont Festival: A weekend tribute to the state's working landscape features local fare, arts and crafts, agricultural workshops, and evening performances. See calendar spotlight.

Stowe Events Field, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. $2-10; $3-12 weekend pass; additional fees for some events.

Info, 922-1859.

Laughter Yoga: Breathe, clap, chant and ... giggle! Participants decrease stress with this playful practice. Bring personal water. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7373.

Tai Chi Gung: Master Lama Rasaji introduces folks to the ancient meditative exercise focused on gentle, controlled movements. The Vermont Herbal General Store, West Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 438-2766, Info@vermontherbal.com.

Yoga Consult: Yogis looking to refine their practice get helpful tips. Fusion Studio Yoga & Body Therapy, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 272-8923.

kids

'Adapted From Samuel Beckett': Comedian, mime and clown Ellis Jacobson delivers a tonguein-cheek production about his failed attempt to perform the playwright's Act Without Words.

Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997.

'Peter Pan Jr.': Aspiring actors ages 12 through 21 stage Disney's adaptation of J.M. Barrie's tale of fairies, pirates and kids who dare to dream. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 5 p.m. $5-10. Info, 229-0492.

Foodways Fridays: Foodies revive historic recipes in the farmhouse kitchen using heirloom herbs and veggies. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $4-14; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

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Richmond Farmers Market: An open-air emporium connects farmers and fresh-food browsers.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7514.

Truck Stop: Gourmet eats and local libations from mobile kitchens satisfy discerning palates.

ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406.

Wonderful Wing Night: A smorgasbord of this favorite finger food features flavor variations that please every palate. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 5:30-7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 878-0700.

games

Bridge Club: See WED.13, 10 a.m.

Water Striders I: Don your water shoes for an exploration of water power and the creatures that reside along the Stevenson Brook. Meet at the Nature Trail. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

The Lunchbox Summer Meal Program: See WED.13, Pavilion Park, Island Pond, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-2044.

Five Corners Farmers Market: From local meats to breads and wines, farmers share the bounty of the growing season. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 999-3249.

Lyndon Farmers Market: More than 20 vendors proffer a rotation of fresh veggies, meats, cheeses and more. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 535-7528.

The Magic of Bird Migration: Avian enthusiasts learn how songbirds, shorebirds and other species travel thousands of miles each year with astounding accuracy. B-Side Playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

sports

Magic: The Gathering: Decks of cards determine the arsenal with which participants, or "planeswalkers," fight others for glory, knowledge and conquest.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free; for grades 6 and up. Info, 878-6956.

Kombucha Brewing: Suzanna Bliss of Rooted Wisdom provides step-by-step instruction for making the beneficial fermented tea. Participants take a starter culture home. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $5-10; preregister at citymarket.coop; limited space. Info, 861-9700.

outdoors

Chess Club: Checkmate! Players put their strategic skills to the test in a meeting of the minds.

Adult supervision required for kids 8 and under.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

Chelsea Farmers Market: A long-standing town-green tradition supplies shoppers with eggs, cheese, vegetables and fine crafts. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 685-9987.

Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with garden-fresh fare and handcrafted goods. Atkins Field, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 755-6349.

Peacham Acoustic Music Festival: Celtic traditions, old-time fiddle tunes, blues and bluegrass intertwine at this bucolic bash featuring a band scramble, jam sessions, workshops and more. Various Peacham locations, 1-11 p.m. $1590. Info, 592-3140 or 748-2600.

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Introduction to Calm Abiding Meditation: Meditation master Khenpo Choephel references his training in Tibet in a detailed instruction appropriate for all experience levels. Vajra Dakini Nunnery, Lincoln, 7-9 p.m. $25. Info, 453-6867.

Patriot Brass Ensemble: The nationally recognized group dedicated to performing for veterans gives a rare public concert. Rutland Free Library, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 855-728-2727.

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Queen City Ghostwalk: Darkness Falls: Paranormal historian Thea Lewis highlights haunted happenings throughout Burlington. Meet at the steps 10 minutes before start time. Burlington City Hall Park, 8 p.m. $15; preregister. Info, 863-5966.

Avoid Falls With Improved Stability: A personal trainer demonstrates daily practices for seniors concerned about their balance. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5-6. Info, 658-7477.

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Friday Night Fix Bike Clinic: Gearheads bond over shared interests. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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Spanish Conversation: Patty Penuel helps those comfortable with conversing en español access films, online learning tools and audio language instruction. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 11 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

music

City Hall Park Lunchtime Performances: Young Traditions get music lovers over the midday hump. Burlington City Hall Park, noon-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7166.

Gov't Mule: Led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, the jam band takes the stage to celebrate the forthcoming Shout! Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $44.75-54.75. Info, 775-0903.

The Vermont Challenge: See WED.13, 9 a.m.

theater

'A Chorus Line': See WED.13, 7:30 p.m.

Circus Smirkus Big Top Tour: See WED.13, Circus Smirkus Barn, Greensboro, 6-8 p.m. $14-21.

Info, 533-7443.

'The Dining Room’: St. Johnsbury Players stage A.R. Gurney's comedy of manners, in which a series of families sit around the same table during different time periods. St. Johnsbury School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 535-4896.

Dorset Theatre Festival: 'The Mousetrap': See THU.14.

'Greater Tuna': See THU.14, 8 p.m.

'La Traviata': An Opera North production of Giuseppe Verdi's opera stars Angela Mortellaro as the famed heroine who struggles in love and health. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $3288. Info, 603-448-0400.

'Love Letters': See THU.14, Through August 16, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

'The Marvelous Wonderettes: Caps and Gowns': See THU.14.

Guthrie's Ghost: Grammy Award winner David Bernz leads a rousing tribute to Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger and Lee Hayes, featuring special guest Dan Einbender. North End Studio A, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6713.

'The Miracle Worker': Blind, deaf and mute since infancy, Helen Keller learns to communicate through her teacher, Annie Sullivan, in this Greensboro Arts Alliance & Residency production of William Gibson's Tony Award-winning play. Town Hall Green, Greensboro, 7:30 p.m. $7.50-15. Info, 533-7487.

Lyle Lovett: Backed by his all-star band, the Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter showcases his gift for storytelling in originals and covers from Release Me. See calendar spotlight. Stateside Amphitheater, Jay Peak Resort, 7:30 p.m. $40-75.

Info, 988-2611.

'Nothing-Is-Not-Ready Circus and Pageant': The political and apolitical movements of the not-yet-existing upriser masses come to life in a passionate performance. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation.

Info, 525-3031.

Marianfest: New Orleans-inspired jazz by the Mumbles opens a benefit concert for the Westford Food Shelf featuring local blues band, the Nobby Reed Project. Westford Common; rain location: Red Brick Meeting House. 4:30-8:30 p.m. Donation of nonperishable food item. Info, cletorney@hotmail.com.

'Sight Unseen': See THU.14.

TenFest Play Festival: See THU.14, 8 p.m.

'Unready-Ready Show': Politics and art combine for an evening of thought-provoking theater. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

Info, 525-3031.

'Who Made Me?': Actor and storyteller Dennis McSorley raises questions about doubt, risk, confusion, faith and fear in a solo show. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, theoffcenter@gmail.com.

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'Books on the Boat' Cruise: Historian and author Kevin Crisman shares his knowledge of Lake Champlain shipwrecks on a cruise aboard the Escape. A Q&A and discussion of Coffins of the Brave: Lake Shipwrecks of the War of 1812 follows.

Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 6-7:30 p.m. $10; preregister; limited space; cash bar. Info, 877-2211.

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Lecture Series: See THU.14, 9 a.m.

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Reading Series: See WED.13, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m.

Brown Bag Book Club: Bibliophiles voice opinions about Charlotte Rogan's The Lifeboat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

Cheryl Strayed: The best-selling author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things discusses her work with Vermont College of Fine Arts President Tom Greene.

See calendar spotlight. Alumni Hall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Free; first come, first served. Info, 828-8600.

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Safe, Clean Drinking Water for Montpelier Rally: Locals let their voices be heard about the fate of Berlin Pond, which rests with the Agency of Natural Resources. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, ctpbpvt@gmail.com.

agriculture

Heritage Chicken Day: Poultry lovers flock to the farm to learn about traditional livestock breeds and their role in Vermont's agricultural history. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $4-14; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

art

Demos & Desserts: Art lovers nosh on sweet treats as weaver Betsy Day works the loom. Miller's Thumb Gallery, Greensboro, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2045.

The Great Vermont Plein Air Paint-Out: See FRI.15.

comedy

Tom Murphy: In "Laugh 'Til You Die," the physical comedian takes clowning around quite literally with his unique brand of slapstick humor. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $20-28. Info, 760-4634.

community

International Visitors Picnic: Potluck fare and live music make for a memorable lakeside soirée with social entrepreneurs from 24 countries.

North Beach, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free; bring a dish to share; preregister. Info, 863-3489.

Northwestern Medical Center Family Birth Center Open House: Locals meet with staff and learn about the Healthy Beginnings program on a tour of the facility. Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 524-1280.

Town Meeting: Sen. Bernie Sanders leads a discussion of the state of the economy, health care and other pressing issues. Barnet Village Church, brunch, 9:30 a.m.; meeting, 10 a.m.; Auditorium, Willey Memorial Hall, Cabot, lunch, noon; meeting, 12:30 p.m.; Cafeteria, Peoples Academy, Morrisville, dinner, 5:30 p.m.; meeting, 6 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 800-339-9834.

education

EarthWalk Field Institute: See FRI.15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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Bike Jam: Gearheads help low-income Vermonters with repairs, while others craft jewelry out of old bicycle parts or help out around the shop. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, dan@bikerecycle.localmotion.org.

'sHow people': Pianist Jeff Rapsis provides live accompaniment for the 1928 silent film about Hollywood's silent film era, starring William Haines and Marion Davies. Brandon Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 603-236-9237.

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UVm HistoriC toUr: Professor emeritus William Averyt references architectural gems and notable personalities on a walk through campus. Meet at the Ira Allen statue. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister at uvm. edu. Info, 656-8673.

fairs & festivals

alBUrGH sUmmerfest: Music, food, vendors and kids activities pave the way for a vintage car show at this open-air affair. Irene Clarke, North Hero, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5 per car. Info, 238-6937.

CeleBrate Vermont festiVal: See FRI.15.

Vermont festiVal of tHe arts: See WED.13.

BUrlinGton farmers market: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172.

BUrlinGton food toUr: Locavores sample the Queen City's finest cuisine on a scrumptious stroll that stops at the Burlington Farmers Market and an area restaurant. East Shore Vineyard Tasting Room, Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. $45. Info, 277-0180, burlingtonfoodtours@gmail.com.

Caledonia farmers market: Growers, crafters and entertainers gather weekly at outdoor stands centered on local eats. Pearl Street, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3088.

Capital City farmers market: Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods, and locally made arts and crafts throughout the growing season. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958.

CHamplain islands farmers market: See WED.13, St. Joseph's Church, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4122.

CHoColate tastinG: Sweets lovers tap into the nuances of sour, spicy, earthy and fruity flavors.

Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 448-5507. tHe CookoUt: korean BarBeCUe: Diners pile their plates with roasted meats, spicy scallion salad, lettuce wraps and more. Live music and cold brews round out the feasting. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 4:30-8:30 p.m. $12-18; free for kids 6 and under; cash bar; preregister; limited space.

Info, 540-0406. ferment yoUr HarVest: Karen Ganey presents techniques for transforming carrots, cabbage and more into a crock of lacto-fermented veggies. White River Junction Community Garden, Ratcliff Park, Hartford, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 295-5804. middleBUry farmers market: See WED.13. moUnt tom farmers market: Purveyors of garden-fresh crops, prepared foods and crafts set up shop for the morning. Parking lot. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2070. newport farmers market: See WED.13.

'peter pan Jr.': See FRI.15, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.

norwiCH farmers market: Neighbors discover fruits, veggies and other riches of the land offered alongside baked goods, handmade crafts and live entertainment. Route 5 South, Norwich, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447.

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satUrday story time: Youngsters and their caregivers listen to entertaining tales. Phoenix Books (Burlington), 11 a.m. Free. Info, 448-3350.

rU12? walkinG GroUp: Locals make strides in a supportive environment. Meet outside the store on Cherry Street. Macy's, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 860-7812, walking@ru12.org.

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CHanGes in latitUde: The Jimmy Buffett tribute band brings a beach party to the Cooler in the Mountains concert series, which includes lawn games, a barbecue and a beer garden. Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 422-2105.

rUtland CoUnty farmers market: Downtown strollers find high-quality produce, fresh-cut flowers and artisan crafts within arms' reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813 or 353-0893.

dan kennedy: The classically trained pianist and composer makes the black-and-white keys dance with a program of New Age tunes. See calendar spotlight. Brandon Music Café, 7:30 p.m. $15; $35 includes dinner package; preregister; BYOB. Info, 465-4071.

sHelBUrne farmers market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheese, and local novelties grace outdoor tables. Shelburne Town Center, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472.

tHe Green moUntain playBoys: Cajun rhythms enliven the 40th-anniversary celebration of the Institute for Social Ecology. Plainfield Town Hall, 8 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 454-7376.

Vermont Vineyard & winery open HoUse weekend: Got grapes? Oenophiles take advantage of palate-pleasing tours, tastings and activities.

Live music and picnics round out the weekend.

See vermontgrapeandwinecouncil.com for details.

Various locations statewide, Vermont, 10 a.m. Free; cost of tastings. Info, vermontwine@gmail.com.

moVin' on: Rollicking country tunes entertain listeners as part of the JEMS Summer Concert Series.

Bring blankets and lawn chairs. Jay Town Green, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-946-7824.

waitsfield farmers market: Local entertainment enlivens a bustling, open-air market boasting extensive seasonal produce, prepared foods and artisan crafts. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

health & fitness

reiki sHare & exCHanGe: Practitioners join Reiki master Michele Nappi for an open session aimed at learning, practicing and networking. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 4-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 893-9966. r.i.p.p.e.d.: See WED.13, North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $10. Info, 578-9243. satUrday morninG rUn/walk: Amateur athletes set the pace at an informal weekly gettogether. Peak Performance, Williston, 8-9 a.m.

Free. Info, 658-0949.

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mytHs and tHeir CreatUres: an art and yoGa worksHop: Under the guidance of Becca Johnson, youngsters ages 6 through 11 recreate the story of "Ganesha's Lessons" with yoga postures, then explore its themes through discussion and collage. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 9 a.m.-noon. $25-35. Info, 253-8358.

peaCHam aCoUstiC mUsiC festiVal: See FRI.15, 8:30 a.m.-11 p.m. reed, rosin and pedal: The clarinet-violin-piano classical music trio showcases its versatility in a concert of works ranging from Mozart to Klezmer.

Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, grounds open for picnicking, 6:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30 p.m. $15-25.

Info, 928-3364. roCk tHe Boat 2!: The Lake Champlain Ferry doubles as a stage for Waylon Speed and Rough Francis, who dole out outlaw country and punk-rock rhythms on a cruise through Burlington harbor.

King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-20.

Info, 615-228-7177. 'some enCHanted eVeninG': Accompanied by Mark Violette, singer-actress Eileen Kennedy stars in a summer cabaret. A reception follows. St. Mark's Episcopal Church, Newport, 7:30-9 p.m. $10. Info, 334-7365. yanG Bao & inmo yanG: The virtuosic pianist and violinist highlight works by Schubert, Mozart and Beethoven in "Sonata Heroes." Proceeds benefit Island Arts. North Hero Community Hall, 8 p.m. $20-25; free for kids under 14. Info, 372-8889.

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freedom & Unity festiVal: Psychologist Bruce Levine keynotes a day of workshops and presentations reflective of Vermont's motto. Crafts, kids activities and a pig roast add to the festivities. Magic Mountain, Londonderry, 9-midnight. $15 includes camping; free for kids under 12. Info, freedom. unityvt@yahoo.com.

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Future oF the Forest: A moderate, three-mile hike explores unique features of the oldest professionally managed forest in the United States. Meet at Prosper parking lot. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

Making tracks, seeing skins & skulls: Outdoorsy types search for signs of fur-bearing animals and make plaster-of-Paris track casts to take home. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

MushrooMs DeMystiFieD: See THU.14. rockin' the little river: Visitors explore a reforested encampment and discover how the Civilian Conservation Corps saved the Winooski Valley from flooded ruin. Meet at the Waterbury Dam Monument. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103. stevenson Brookwalkers: See THU.14.

seminars

3-D Printing, Designing & scanning with Blu-Bin: Instruction in basic programs teaches attendees how to build digital models of their ideas. Blu-Bin, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 345-6030.

laDies Disc golF league: Women of all ages and skill levels aim for targets at this monthly meet-up.

Johnson State College, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 488-5231, gkruesi@gmail.com. the verMont challenge: See WED.13, 9 a.m.

theater

BreaD anD PuPPet 'coMMunity circus' rehearsal: Folks feast their eyes on the political theater work-in-progress. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031.

'haDestown': new york theatre workshoP work-in-Progress: Based on the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, Anaïs Mitchell's folk-rock opera explores love and politics in a post-apocalyptic, Depression-era town. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $9-13. Info, 603-646-2422. 'love letters': See THU.14, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 'the Marvelous wonDerettes: caPs anD gowns': See THU.14, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. 'a MiDsuMMer night's DreaM': See WED.13, Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-25. Info, 863-5966 or 877-874-1911.

'My Fair laDy': See WED.13. 'the shaking earth': new york theatre workshoP work-in-Progress: Set in India following the 1984 Sikh massacre, Mashuq Deen's drama examines relationships within a Hindu family caught on both sides of the violence. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 p.m. $9-13. Info, 603-646-2422. tenFest Play Festival: See THU.14, 8 p.m.

Btv Flea: Marketgoers browse an eclectic mix of local artwork and vintage household goods. Woodfired pizza and Switchback Brewing Company tours round out the afternoon. Vintage Inspired, Burlington, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 488-5766.

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Big Pic Picnic & Movie unDer the stars: Cinema hounds grab blankets and beach chairs for a family-friendly outing complete with tasty fare.

Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 6:30-10 p.m. $10-15; $5 for movie only; free for kids under 10. Info, 496-8994.

Mission PossiBle urBan scavenger hunt: Teams embark on an off-the-wall adventure of physical and mental challenges at this benefit for the United Way of Chittenden County. See missionpossiblevt.com for details. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Donations; preregister.

Info, 861-7851. venDor/Quarter auction & FunDraiser: Folks with numbered paddles and pockets full of change bid on a wide array of items, with winners being chosen from a hat when bidding closes. Proceeds benefit Carly Buswell's Lyme disease medical expenses. Eagles Club, Milton, 1-4:30 p.m. $3 per paddle; cash bar. Info, 862-2231.

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earthwalk FielD institute: See FRI.15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

environment

'who MaDe Me?': See FRI.15.

words

BreaD loaF writers' conFerence lecture series: See THU.14, 9 a.m.

BreaD loaF writers' conFerence reaDing series: See WED.13, 4:15 p.m. & 8:15 p.m. the Poetry exPerience: Creative prompts inspire writers to put pen to paper, after which they share stanzas in a supportive environment.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 489-5546.

sun carnival: Eco-minded folks mingle with SunCommon staff while checking out electric vehicles and learning about alternative energy sources. Kids activities, pizza and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream make for family-friendly fun. Klein Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 882-8170.

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by Boston the chocolate lab, Sharon Meade discusses and demonstrates the logistics of raising a service dog. Montgomery Town Library, 4-5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 326-3113.

heritage chicken Day: See SAT.16.

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celeBrate verMont Festival: See FRI.15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. verMont Festival oF the arts: See WED.13.

food & drink

canning class: toMato-orange MarMalaDe: Award-winning canner Robin Berger teaches fellow foodies how to preserve seasonal flavors in this citrus concoction. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 4 p.m. $5-10; preregister at citymarket. coop; limited space. Info, 861-9700. the nakeD taBle Project locavore lunch: Foodies sit down to tables built the preceding day for an outdoor feast of Woodstock-area-sourced fare served on a covered bridge. Proceeds benefit Sustainable Woodstock. Middle Bridge, Woodstock, 1 p.m. $45; preregister. Info, 457-2911.

Pie & ice creaM social: Sweets lovers indulge in peach, apple and berry slices of summer's sweetest treat, served à la mode. Proceeds benefit the museum. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1-4 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 877-3406. south Burlington FarMers Market: Farmers, food vendors, artists and crafters set up booths in the parking lot. South Burlington High School, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 207-266-8766. suMMer Market & cariBBean-style FooD Festival: This year's "Consider the Goat" theme informs a market featuring traditional fare, workshops and more. A locavore dinner at Ariel's Restaurant completes the day. Brookfield Old Town Hall, market, noon-4 p.m.; cocktails and dinner, 4-7 p.m. Cost of food and drink; preregister for dinner. Info, 276-3939. verMont vineyarD & winery oPen house weekenD: See SAT.16. winooski FarMers Market: Area growers and bakers offer ethnic eats, assorted produce and agricultural products. Champlain Mill Green, Winooski, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 413-446-4684.

health & fitness

coMMunity restorative yoga: Tisha Shull leads a gentle practice aimed at achieving mindbody harmony. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 448-4262. coMMunity vinyasa: Rose Bryant helps students align breath, intention and inner balance. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 12:45-1:45 p.m. Donations. Info, 448-4262. coMMunity yoga: A blend of Vinyasa, Kundalini and other styles combines breath, movement, meditation and live music. Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 9-10 a.m. $5 minimum donation. Info, 635-2727. yogic science: PranayaMa anD MeDitation: Mindfulness techniques focus the senses and support an asana practice. Proceeds benefit the Center for Mindful Learning. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Donations. Info, 448-4262.

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eMergency resPonse training: From first aid and fire safety to light search and rescue, the Chittenden County Community Emergency Response Team teaches vital skills for emergency preparedness. For ages 18 and up or youth accompanied by a parent or guardian. Colchester Center Volunteer Fire Department, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Free; preregister for childcare. Info, 985-8535.

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'Peter Pan Jr.': See FRI.15, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. russian Play time With natasha: Youngsters up to age 8 learn new words via rhymes, games, music, dance and a puppet show. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810.

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Pride Center of Vermont family Program PiCniC PotluCk & field day: LGBTQA families and allied family members connect over lawn games, face painting and kids activities, with the option to swim, kayak and canoe. Proceeds support Pride Center of Vermont (formerly RU12?

Community Center) Family Program events.

Wrightsville Beach, Middlesex, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $10 suggested donation per family; bring a dish to share; preregister. Info, 860-7812.

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alturas duo: International rhythms abound in "Música Folklórica: Folk Music of South America Meets Folk Music of North America." Partial proceeds benefit the Vermont Folklife Center. Old West Church, Calais, 4-7 p.m. $15. Info, 233-1015.

Bill staines: The folk troubadour brings 45 years of stage time to the Westford Summer Concert Series, where he performs selections from Beneath Some Lucky Star.

Westford Common, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-2846.

War of the Weeds!: Garden helpers lend a hand to the land and remove invasive honeysuckle shrubs. Meet at the Nature Center. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

emergenCy resPonse training: See SAT.16.

sports

stoWe trail raCe series:: Runners navigate moderate-to-challenging terrain in the Cady Hills 5K. Proceeds benefit Friends of Stowe Adaptive Sports. Golden Eagle Resort, Stowe, registration, 8:30 a.m.; race, 10 a.m. $10-25. Info, 279-1079. the Vermont Challenge: See WED.13, 9 a.m.

Women's PiCkuP soCCer: Quick-footed ladies of varying skill levels break a sweat while stringing together passes and making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Starr Farm Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, 864-0123.

talks

daVid e. sanger: The New York Times' chief Washington correspondent presents "What Happened? Obama and His Adversaries: From Russia to China to the Middle East." Weston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $35. Info, 824-5288.

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Info, 434-4565.

summer eVenings With Vermont treasures: As part of a concert series benefitting the Old Meeting House, singer-songwriter and multiinstrumentalist Colin McCaffrey lends his pipes to acoustic originals. Old Meeting House, East Fairfield, 7-9 p.m. $15; free for kids under 12. Info, 827-6626.

Village harmony teen ensemBle iii: David Oliver, Patty Cuyler and Bongani Magatyana direct vocalists in a program of international choral music. First Congregational Church, Thetford, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3210.

gardens in Bloom: Eye-catching landscapes showcase well-considered designs reflective of the 19th-century conservation movement. Meet at the Carriage Barn Visitor Center. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

'street sCene': See THU.14, 2 p.m. tenfest Play festiVal: See THU.14, 2 p.m.

words

Bread loaf Writers' ConferenCe leCture series: See THU.14, 9 a.m.

Bread loaf Writers' ConferenCe reading series: See WED.13, 4:15 p.m. & 8:15 p.m. diane Cameron: From relapse to relationships, the award-winning columnist details life as a woman in long-term addiction recovery in Out of the Woods. Phoenix Books (Burlington), 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 448-3350.

John duffy & niCk muller: The coauthors of Inventing Ethan Allen pose serious questions about the historical figure's personal and political motives. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.

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crafts

Personalized PoCket stones: Special sentiments transform ordinary rocks into treasured keepsakes. Attendees are encouraged to bring preselected stones. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 777-8603.

dance

danCe disCourse: Choreographers Hanna Satterlee and Pauline Jennings excerpt current pieces, then compare their creative processes in an open forum. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. $10-20 suggested donation.

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roCkin' the little riVer ii: tour of WaterBury dam: Folks meet at the top of Vermont's largest hand-built earthen dam for a guided walk along the crest complete with mountain views. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11:30 a.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

'nothing-is-not-ready CirCus and Pageant': See FRI.15, 3 p.m.

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ukulele mele: Lovers of the Hawaiian instrument convene for a strumming session. For ages 10 and up. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

'a midsummer night's dream': See SAT.16, 2 p.m.

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Jazz knights: Mountain vistas provide the ideal backdrop for West Point's jazz ensemble at the conclusion of the Music in the Meadow concert series. Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, 6:15-8 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792.

'greater tuna': See THU.14. 'the marVelous Wonderettes: CaPs and goWns': See THU.14, 3 p.m.

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Lucky Plush: The Chicago-based troupe collaborates with drum-and-piano duo the Claudettes for a blend of slapstick, vaudeville and Busby Berkeleystyle choreography in The Queue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 863-5966.

fairs & festivals

Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.13.

film

Gadabout Film Fest: Cinephiles convene for an evening of live music and short flicks, courtesy of the traveling film festival. 30 City, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 518-310-0659.

'Ivory Tower': Is a college education worth the cost? Andrew Rossi's 2014 documentary examines rising student debt and the state of higher education. Merrill's Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. $11; preregister. Info, khackett@smcvt.edu.

food & drink

Pie & Ice Cream Social: The Vergennes City Band entertains attendees, who sample flaky crusts filled with berries and fruit, and topped with vanilla ice cream. Proceeds benefit the Champlain Valley Christian School. Vergennes City Park, 6-8 p.m. $5.

Info, 759-3311.

games

Bridge Club: See WED.13, 7 p.m.

Trivia Night: Teams of quick thinkers gather for a meeting of the minds. Lobby, Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 651-5012.

health & fitness

Avoid Falls With Improved Stability: See FRI.15.

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Back to School With Essential Oils: From natural hand sanitizer to immune boosters, Tiffany Buongiorne explores the versatile properties of therapeutic-grade oils Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

Herbal Consultations: Betzy Bancroft, Larken Bunce, Guido Masé and students from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism evaluate individual constitutions and health conditions. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 4-8 p.m.

Free; preregister at info@vtherbcenter.org; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

Monday-Night Fun Run: Runners push past personal limits at this weekly outing. Peak Performance, Williston, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0949.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.13.

kids

Alice in Noodleland: Youngsters get acquainted over crafts and play while new parents and expectant mothers chat with maternity nurse and lactation consultant Alice Gonyar. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810.

Kids Summer Storytelling With Isaac Olson: Youngsters in grades 1 through 5 join the local teen to spin a yarn or two. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

Make a Lava Lamp: Youngsters ages 8 and up discover what happens when oil and water do not mix. Fairfax Community Library, 1:30-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

language

Advanced Spanish Lessons: Proficient speakers work on mastering the language. Private residence, Burlington, 5 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

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Caspian Monday Music: Alexey Shabalin leads the CMM chamber orchestra in a program of works

by Bach, Copland and Beethoven, featuring cellist Cynthia Forbes. Caledonia Grange, East Hardwick, 8 p.m. $10-18; free for kids 18 and under. Info, caspianmondaymusic@gmail.com.

Sambatucada! Open Rehearsal: New faces are invited to pitch in as Burlington's samba streetpercussion band sharpens its tunes. Experience and instruments are not required. 8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5017.

Village Harmony Teen Ensemble III: See SUN.17, North Universalist Chapel Society, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3210.

words

Book Discussion: 'Blue Collar America': Readers consider themes of physical labor, class identity and personal loss in Phillip Levine's poetry collection, What Work Is. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Reading Series: See WED.13.

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community

Home Share Now Info Session: Locals get upto-date information on home-sharing opportunities in central Vermont. Home Share Now, Barre, 5:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8544.

Town Meeting: Sen. Bernie Sanders leads a discussion of the state of the economy, health care and other pressing issues. Mt. Mansfield Union High School, Jericho, dinner, 5:30 p.m.; meeting, 7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-339-9834.

dance

Intro to Tribal Belly Dance: Ancient traditions from diverse cultures define this moving meditation that celebrates creative energy. Comfortable clothing required. Sacred Mountain Studio, Burlington, 6:45 p.m. $12. Info, piper.c.emily@gmail. com.

'Movers and Shakers' Improvisation Class: New York City-based artists Simon Thomas-Train and Christina Jane Robson lead an open-level class dedicated to moving freely and being in the present moment. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3:45-5 p.m. $18. Info, 229-4676.

Swing Dance Practice Session: Twinkle-toed dancers learn steps for the lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Indoor shoes required. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

health & fitness

Gentle Yoga With Jill Lang: Students get their stretch on with the yoga certification candidate.

Personal mat required. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Intro to Yoga: Those new to the mat discover the benefits of aligning breath and body. Fusion Studio Yoga & Body Therapy, Montpelier, 4-5 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 272-8923.

Nia Class: Drawing from martial arts, dance arts and healing arts, a sensory-based movement practice inspires students to explore their potential.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $13. Info, 863-6713.

Yoga With Alexandra: Rocking rhythms enliven a blend of Hatha, Vinyasa and Kundalini. Jenke Arts, Burlington, 4-5:15 p.m. $5 minimum donation.

Info, 279-6663.

kids

Creative Tuesdays: Artists exercise their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Fresh From the Garden, Good Food for Kids: Adventurous eaters in grades 1 through 5 pull weeds and tend to plants, then help prepare dishes made with harvested veggies. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-6956.

Grammie Snow: The local storyteller shares tales about cats with good listeners. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

Yoga With Danielle: Toddlers and preschoolers strike a pose, then share stories and songs.

Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 764-1810.

language

Beginner Spanish Lessons: Newcomers develop basic competency en español. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

French Conversation Group: Beginner-tointermediate speakers brush up on their language skills. Halvorson's Upstreet Café, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

etc.

Tea & Formal Gardens Tour: See THU.14.

Pause-Café French Conversation: French students of varying levels engage in dialogue en français. Panera Bread (Burlington), 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 363-2431.

fairs & festivals

music

Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.13.

film

Knights of the Mystic Movie Club: Cinema hounds screen campy flicks at this celebration of offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

'RiffTrax Live: Godzilla': See THU.14, 7:30 p.m.

food & drink

Johnson Farmers Market: From kale to handcrafted spoons, shoppers fill their totes at this open-air affair featuring meats, herbs, baked goods and dining areas. Johnson Village Green, 4-7 p.m.

Free. Info, johnsonfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Old North End Farmers Market: Locavores snatch up breads, juices, ethnic food and more from neighborhood vendors. Integrated Arts Academy, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073, oldnorthendfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.16, 2-6 p.m.

games

Gaming for Teens & Adults: Tabletop games entertain players of all skill levels. Kids 13 and under require a legal guardian or parental permission to attend. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

'Open Ears' on String Instruments: Violinist Megumi Stohs Lewis, violist Sarah Darling and cellist Emileigh Vandiver impart their musical knowledge in an intimate concert and lecture. Grafton Inn, 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 843-2447.

Open Mic at Tuesday Night Live: Local performers take the stage with brief material at a pastoral party featuring good eats. Bring a lawn chair or blanket. Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; cost of food and drink. Info, 635-7826.

Shape Note Sing: Locals lend their voices to four-part harmonies at this weekly sing-along of early American music in the "fa-sol-la" tradition.

Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 525-3031.

Strafford Common Concert Series: Outdoor performances by top musical talents make for family-friendly fun. Strafford Common, 6-7:30 p.m. $5 minimum donation. Info, 765-4009.

Village Harmony Teen Ensemble III: See SUN.17, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $510. Info, 426-3210.

outdoors

Mesmerizing Moths: When the sun sets, a woodland trek leads folks to bait stations, where they seek out different species of the nocturnal beauties. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 8:30-10:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 229-6206.

Wild Plant Walk: Herbalist Annie McCleary leads a stroll through diverse landscape, on which she identifies edible and medicinal plants, shrubs and trees. Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury, 6-7:30 p.m. $1-10 suggested donation; preregister.

Info, 456-8122.

sports

Standup Paddleboard Race Series: Aquatic athletes face off in a friendly competition.

Waterbury Center State Park, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 253-2542.

theater

'A Chorus Line': See WED.13, 7:30 p.m.

'The Marvelous Wonderettes: Caps and Gowns': See THU.14.

'My Fair Lady': See WED.13.

words

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Lecture Series: See THU.14, 9 a.m.

Bread Loaf Writers' Conference Reading Series: See WED.13, 4:15 p.m. & 8:15 p.m. extempo: Live Original Storytelling: Amateur raconteurs have 5 to 7.5 minutes to deliver first-person tales from memory at this openmic event. Brookfield Old Town Hall, 8 p.m. $5. Info, storytelling@extempovt.com.

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Bounty of the County: The Morrisville Food Coop highlights area farmers and food producers at a community corn roast complete with local brews and live music. Oxbow Park, Morrisville, 5-8 p.m.

Free. Info, morrisvillecoop@gmail.com.

Community Dinner: Diners get to know their neighbors at a low-key, buffet-style meal organized by the Winooski Coalition. O'Brien Community Center, Winooski, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; children under 16 must be accompanied by an adult; transportation available for seniors. Info, 655-4565.

Inspire!Vermont: A benefit for the Kelly Brush Foundation recognizes the organization's achievements in improving the lives of those living with spinal cord injuries. Pizzagalli Center for Art and Education, Shelburne Museum, 6-8:30 p.m. $25.

Info, 497-4909.

dance

Folk Dancing: Sue Morris leads participants of all ages and abilities in traditional steps from around the world. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 426-3581.

Partnering In Practice and Performance: Experienced dancers join New York City-based artists Simon Thomas-Train and Christina Jane Robson to push the limits of what it means to partner. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3:45-5 p.m. $18. Info, 229-4676.

etc.

Dog Days of Summer: Canines make a splash at this pup-friendly pool party benefiting the Central Vermont Humane Society. Limit of two dogs per adult. Montpelier Public Pool, 5:30-7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 476-3811.

Valley Night Featuring Chicky Stoltz: Locals gather for this weekly bash of craft ales, movies and live music. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation; $2 drafts. Info, 496-8994.

fairs & festivals

Caledonia County Fair: Vermont's oldest fair celebrates the state's rural roots with amusement rides, a children's barnyard, agricultural shows, exhibits and musical acts. Caledonia County Fair Grounds, Lyndonville, 8 a.m. $10-17. Info, 748-2600.

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Stowe tango MuSic FeStival: From empanadas to dancing and live music, Latin American traditions head to the Green Mountains, courtesy of the Argentine Tango Society. Various Stowe & Morrisville locations, 3 p.m. Prices vary; most events are free. Info, 779-9669.

coMMunity eveningS at the FarM: Accompanied by guitarist Lowell Thompson, Josh Panda serenades picnickers with his awe-inspiring vocal range. Shelburne Farms, gates open for picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9551.

verMont FeStival oF the artS: See WED.13.

craFtSbury chaMber playerS: World-class musicians explore classical compositions by Brahms, Schubert and Hindemith. UVM Recital Hall, Redstone Campus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-25; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 800-639-3443.

chaMplain iSlandS FarMerS Market: See WED.13. coFFee taSting: See WED.13. herbal Medicine Making: inFuSed oilS: Herbal educator Cristi Nunziata presents techniques for capturing the essence of locally grown calendula and lavender flowers in oil. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister at citymarket.coop; limited space. Info, 861-9700.

Middlebury FarMerS Market: See WED.13. newport FarMerS Market: See WED.13. pop-up gaStronoMy: trappiSt beerS: Gourmands sample Belgian flavors at a sevencourse al fresco feast, weather permitting. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6 p.m. $65-75; preregister. Info, 877-324-6386.

Slow Food verMont FarMerS Market: See WED.13. wedneSday wine down: See WED.13.

outdoors

the good, the bad and the really, really itchy: See WED.13.

seminars

charting a happier path in a chaotic world: trying to change the world?: Coach and mediator Ginny Sassaman presents strategies to navigate conflicts and obstacles and embrace a positive life path. Hayes Room, Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-3338.

sports

williSton FarMerS Market: See WED.13.

green Mountain table tenniS club: See WED.13.

games

talks

bridge club: See WED.13.

health & fitness

Montréal-Style acro yoga: See WED.13. r.i.p.p.e.d.: See WED.13. rogue yoga: yoga & chineSe Medicine: Therapeutic traditions join forces when a stretching session gives way to an acupuncture demonstration and discussion. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $10; preregister. Info, 540-0406.

kids

lego Fun: Budding builders in grades K and up create unique structures with brightly colored pieces. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

Manga club Meeting: Fans of Japanese comics in grades 6 and up bond over their common interest. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

Meet rockin' ron the Friendly pirate: See WED.13.

language

colin conger: In "Captain George Conger and the St. Albans Raid," the lecturer details his ancestor's heroic role in the Civil War's northernmost land engagement. Georgia Public Library, Fairfax, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 524-3996.

'School dayS MeMorieS': A panel discussion featuring former Bradford Academy students and teachers taps into a slice of local history.

Auditorium, Bradford Academy, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4423. technology ForuM: Locals give feedback about the library's computers and Wi-Fi resources.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

'a choruS line': See WED.13. 'concert in c Flat' auditionS: The Valley Players hold tryouts for a November production of Bob Dzikowicz's play about the drama-prone occupants of two adjoining flats. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 583-1674.

'la traviata': See FRI.15.

music

'the MarvelouS wonderetteS: capS and gownS': See THU.14, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

words

bread loaF writerS' conFerence lecture SerieS: See THU.14, 9 a.m. bread loaF writerS' conFerence reading SerieS: See WED.13, 4:15 p.m. & 8:15 p.m.

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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 2 runway shows at 6:30 and 8:30 p.m. featuring new looks by local designers In the tent behind the Maltex Building 431 Pine Street, Burlington, $15 Food vendors, beer and wine available.

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lyric theatre coMpany kick-oFF Meeting: 'the producerS': Production-team members of the fall show sum up the casting and audition process, along with behind-the-scenes opportunities.

South Burlington High School, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 324-5535.

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gerMan-engliSh converSation group: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch. Local History Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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city hall park lunchtiMe perForManceS: Jeremiah McLane and Tim Cumming bring traditional folk tunes to an open-air show. Burlington City Hall Park, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

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theater

dorSet theatre FeStival: 'the MouSetrap': See THU.14, 8 p.m. & 3 p.m.

citizenS concert band: The 40-member group delivers a varied program ranging from marches to pop and rock at a benefit concert for Island Arts, featuring Claire Hungerford. Grand Isle Lake House, grounds open for picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 6:30 p.m. $10-15; free for kids under 14.

Info, 372-8889.

Designers Include Colleen Todd Jenna Baginski Abigail Feeney Zoë Crane Melaney Pettini Norah Senftleber Campbell And Megan Ellery Harkness Edith Langdell

Jonathan Mingle: The author of the forthcoming Fire and Ice presents "Building for Climate and Energy Resilience in the Indian Himalaya."

Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

engliSh aS a Second language claSS: See WED.13.

interMediate SpaniSh leSSonS: See WED.13.

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wedneSday night live: Celtic tunes get music lovers to their feet. B-Side Playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

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classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

art BEGINNER WATERCOLOR SEMINAR: Want to try watercolor but are too intimidated? Artist Ginny Joyner will guide you through the basics, from brushes and paper, washes, layering techniques, mixing color and composition, to creating landscapes and florals! Ginny loves to teach beginner painters in a relaxed, nonjudgmental atmosphere with gentle but expert direction and advice. Sat. & Sun., Aug. 30 & 31, 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. (w/ lunch break each day). Cost: $200/12hour seminar; incl. a beautiful panmaker palette with paint & brushes to keep & enough paper to use in class. Location: Ginny Joyner’s studio, Fort Ethan Allen, 504B Dalton Dr., Colchester. Info: Ginny Joyner, 655-0899, ginnyjoynervt@gmail.com, facebook. com/ginnyjoynerStudio.

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Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org.

Teacher bios are also available online.

PHOTO: DIGITAL SLR CAMERA: Explore the basic workings of the digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds, sensitivity ratings and exposure, and learn the basics of composition. Pair with Adobe Lightroom 4 for a 12-week experience and learn the ins and outs of photo editing and printing! No experience necessary. Instructor: Dan Lovell. Weekly on Wed., Sep. 17-Oct. 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $170/person; $153/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

PRINTMAKING: This introductory class will show you a variety of printing techniques that can be used on their own or in combination to create unique artwork. Learn block printing with linoleum, collograph and drypoint. This is a great way to start creating your own art, and no experience is necessary! Instructor: Katie Loesel.

Weekly on Tue., Sep. 23-Oct. 28,

6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $210/person; $189/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

CLAY: REVISITING THE BOWL: Learn to promote balanced weight throughout your bowls, avoid bottom-heavy pieces and get rid of the pesky learner’s curve, or “shoulder,” that is often found in this form. Leave the class with refined knowledge on how to arrive at the bowl shape you intended, and learn the mechanics for making bowls for specific purposes or dishes.

Instructor: Chris Vaughn. Sun., Sep. 14, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DROP IN: LIFE DRAWING: This drop-in life-drawing class is open to all levels and facilitated by local painter Glynnis Fawkes.

Spend the evening with other artists drawing one of our experienced models. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary.

Weekly on Mon., Sep. 15-Dec. 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $8/ participant; $7/BCA members.

Purchase a drop-in card & get the 6th visit free. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DESIGN: ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR: Learn the basics of Adobe Illustrator to lay out and design posters and other single-page documents. Students will explore a variety of software techniques and will create projects suited to their own interests.

This class is suited for beginners who are interested in furthering their design-software skills. No experience necessary. Instructor: Jeremy Smith. Weekly on Mon., Sep. 15-Oct. 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $205/members; $184.50/

BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DROP IN: ADULT WHEEL: Curious about the pottery wheel? Spend a Friday night with our pottery instructors learning the basics of wheel-working. Learn to prepare and center the clay and make cups, mugs and bowls. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. No registration necessary. Instructors: Julia Berberan and Iris Stein. Weekly on Fri., Sep. 19-Dec. 19, 8-10 p.m.

Cost: $12/per participant; $11/ BCA members. Purchase a dropin card and get the 6th visit free.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DROP IN: FAMILY WHEEL: Learn wheel and hand-building techniques at BCA’s clay studio while hanging out with the family.

Make bowls, cups and amazing sculptures. Staff will give wheel and hand-building demonstrations throughout the evening.

Price includes once fired and glazed piece per participant.

Additional fired and glazed pieces are $5 each. No registration necessary. All ages. Instructors: Julia Berberan, Alex Costantino and Iris Stein. Weekly on Fri., Sep. 19-Dec. 19, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

No class Oct. 31 & Nov. 28. Cost: $6/per child; $5/BCA members.

Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit for free. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DROP IN: POLLYWOG PRESCHOOL: This popular dropin program introduces young children to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social.

Kids will work with kid-friendly materials like homemade PlayDoh and finger paint, and will explore sculpture, drawings and crafts through their own projects, or collaboratively. Parents must accompany their children.

All materials provided. No registration necessary. Instructor: Zoe Barracano. Ages 6 months to 5 years. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 18-Dec. 18, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Cost: $6/per child; $5/BCA members.

Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th for free!. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

coaching 30-DAY SELF-DISCOVERY COURSE: Explore your dreams and confront your fears at the HappyU Life Design School with Life and Energy Coach Theresa McCabe. Discover who you are, who you want to be, what motivates you and find the confidence to pursue your most fulfilling dreams! For teens, twentysomethings, college students and graduates. Starts Sun., Sep. 7. Teleclasses on Wed., 8 p.m. Cost: $47/guided

self-discovery journal, 4 live weekly teleclasses, visualization exercises & inspirational emails.

Location: Online at theresamccabe.com. Info: Theresa McCabe, 274-6671, theresa@theresamccabe.com, theresamccabe.com.

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BASICS AND BEYOND IN JEWELRY: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. This class will focus on jewelry design, small sculpture or functional art. Each student will complete a series of practice pieces before designing and creating a wearable finished piece out of sterling silver. Every week there will be several demonstrations, including sawing, drilling, piercing, annealing, texturing, jump rings, forming and soldering techniques. 8 Wed., 5-8 p.m., Sep. 17-Nov. 5. Cost: members, $313.20; nonmembers, $348; materials: $45. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

dance ARGENTINE TANGO FOR BEGINNERS: Tango is fancy walking, danced conversation, 3-D improvised art. Learn or review the basics in a warm, friendly environment. Class size limited to ensure plenty of individual attention. For adults with little or no tango experience. No partner required. Wear socks or clean shoes. Call/email to register by August 29. 2 Sat., Aug. 30 & Sep. 6, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Cost: $14/ person or $25/2 people (friends or couple) for 1 day; $28/person or $50/2 people for both days.

Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: Elizabeth Seyler, 399-8934, elizabethmseyler@gmail.com, tangowise.com/burlington-classes.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, on-one and on-two, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $13/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa.

Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now!

Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:159:15 p.m. Cost: $10/1-hr. class.

Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Come alone or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Private lessons also available. Cost: $50/4week class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington.

Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, firststepdance.com.

design/build TINY-HOUSE WORKSHOP: A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 16-ft. x 20-ft. tiny house in Middlesex, Aug. 16-17.

Plenty of hands-on experience.

Tools provided; safety glasses required. Forestry, landscaping and gardening topics will also be covered, plus how to find a landowner who will sponsor your seasonal gardener camp. Onsite camping avail. Cost: $250/workshop. Sliding scale. Location: Middlesex, Vermont. Info: 933-6103, peterking@vermonttinyhouses.com.

empowerment BECOMING CONSCIOUS OF THE UNCONSCIOUS: Meet your psychopomp and explore the process of becoming conscious through dozens of thoughtprovoking exercises that employ synchronicities, symbols, archetypes and active imagination.

A wealth of readings by Jung and others supplements the exercises. Led by Sue Mehrtens.

Sep. 3, 10, 17 & 24, Oct. 1, 8, 15 & 22, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $90. Location: 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

WORKING W/ YOUR ANGELS: Learn how to work more consciously with your angels in this course that can bolster your trust and transform your attitude toward spiritual reality.

Readings supplement the exercises and personal stories. Led

by Sue Mehrtens. Sep. 4, 11, 18 & 25, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

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SHAKESPEARE WORKOUT: Choose your Shakespearean monologue and come work it out! Learn more about how to approach the language, poetry and physicality of Shakespeare and transform the text to action.

This fun and rigorous full-day workout explores the specifics and demands of working on classical text through physical acting exercises, voice and speech work, text analysis, and a one-on-one coaching session.

Experience is welcome, but not necessary. Instructors: John Nagle and Jena Necrason. Adults & teens age 14+, Sat., Aug. 23, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $95 Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts , 153 Main St., Burlington.

Info: 652-4500, flynnarts.org.

gardening VT MASTER COMPOSTER COURSE: Learn how to turn yard trimmings and vegetable scraps into “black gold” with the Vermont Master Composter. The course will provide training to anyone interested in becoming a backyard composter. It is sponsored by the University of Vermont (UVM) Extension Master Gardener program with funding from the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. Registration is open now! Weekly on Thu., Sep. 18-Oct. 9, 6:15 p.m.-9 p.m. Cost: $40/noncredit course. Location: Bennington, Brattleboro, Johnson, Lyndon, Montpelier, Middlebury, Newport, Randolph Ctr., Rutland, Springfield, St. Albans, White River Jct., Williston. Info: 656-9562, master.gardener@uvm.edu, uvm. edu/mastergardener.

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INTRO TO THE LASER CUTTER: Design and create products with an Epilog laser cutter. This class will guide you through the creative process, from concept sketches to laser cutting the finished piece with a 60-watt CO2 laser. Learn safety and tool training, conceptualizing and sculpting projects, and using software and techniques for working with different materials. Pair with Laser Cut Jewelry. Instructor: Erin Barnaby.

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Mindfulness for Mental Health, LLC, Nina La Rosa, 735-2265, nina@ ninalarosa.com, ninalarosa.com/ schedule.

Perequisite: General computer skills.

Weekly on Mon., Sep. 15-Oct. 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $160/ person; $144/BCA members.

Location: Generator, 250 Main St., Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Info: 865-7166, generatorvermont.com.

healing arts Reiki for Horses Level II: Introduction to the first three Reiki symbols and their meaning and use. Students will experience the energy of each symbol through the three initiations and will use jumon, mantras and meditation techniques. Plenty of practice time with horses.

Students gain basic knowledge for working on any animal.

Manual and certificate. Aug. 23 & 24, 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Cost: $275/10-hour class. Location: The Hooved Animal Sanctuary, Chelsea. Info: HeartSong Reiki, Kelly McDermott-Burns, 7468834, kelly@heartsongreiki.com, heartsongreiki.com.

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music Bill Reed Voice Studio: Bill Reed is now auditioning students for classes and private lessons for the fall semester.

Students 11 and older, beginners through advanced, are invited to schedule an appointment.

Please contact Sally Olson, Managing Director, admin@ billreedvoicestudio.com. For more information visit our website: billreedvoicestudio. com.862-7326 Location: Bill Reed Voice Studio, 1967 Spear St., S. Burlington.

Taiko, Djembe & Congas: Stuart Paton, cofounder and artistic director of Burlington Taiko Group, has devoted the past 25 years to performing and teaching taiko to children and adults here in the Burlington area and throughout New England. He is currently the primary instructor at

HWA YU TAI CHI: Green Dragon Stretches Its Claws. Learn this and other evocative movements in the Hwa Yu, an early form of Tai Chi in the Liuhebafa lineage.

Regular practice can enhance physical and spiritual well-being, improve balance and coordination, ease tension, and wake up the mind. Mixed-level class maximizes mentoring potential.

Weekly on Mon., starting Sep. 8, 5-6 p.m. Cost: $120/12-week series. Location: Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., Montpelier.

Info: Ellie Hayes, 456-1983.

Snake-Style Tai Chi Chuan: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles.

StandUp Paddleboarding: Get on board for a very fun and simple way to explore the lake and work your body head to toe.

Instruction on paddle-handling and balance skills to get you moving your first time out. Learn why people love this Hawaiianrooted sport the first time they try it. Lessons offered daily. Cost: $30. Location: Oakledge Park & Beach, end of Flynn Ave., a mile south of downtown along the bike path, Burlington. Info: Paddlesurf Champlain, 881-4905, jason@paddlesurfchamplain. com, paddlesurfchamplain.com.

writing Grant Writing Workshop: New to grant writing? Want to broaden your income base?

Need help knowing where to start? This one-day workshop explores the initial grant-writing process. Educators encouraged to attend. Aug. 20, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Cost: $150/person. Lunch incl.

Location: The Brandon Inn, 20 Park St., Brandon. Info: 3530480, majoyawriting@gmail. com, majoyawriting.com.

yoga Burlington Hot Yoga: Try something different: Offering creative, Vinyasa-style yoga classes featuring practice in the Barkan and Prana Flow Method. Hot yoga in a 95-degree studio accompanied by eclectic music. Ahh, the heat on a cold day, a flowing practice, the cool stone meditation, a chilled orange-scented towel to complete your spa yoga experience.

Get hot: 2-for-1 offer. $15. Go to hotyogaburlingtonvt.com.

Location: North End Studio B, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 999-9963.

Evolution Yoga: Evolution Yoga and Physical Therapy offers a variety of classes in

Yoga Roots: Established in February 2013, Yoga Roots provides a full daily schedule of yoga classes for all ages and abilities.

From Restorative to Heated Vinyasa Flow, Yoga Roots aims to clarify your mind, strengthen your body and ignite your joyful spirit! Coming up: Free Shelburne Beach Yoga, Aug. 24, 8-9 a.m.; Free Gyrokinesis demos, Sep. 7 & 13; Chakra Intensive Free Intro, Sep. 6; Men’s Yoga Sep. 23; and Little Shamans Sep. 24! Location: Yoga Roots, 6221 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne Green Business Park. Info: 985-0090, yogarootsvt.com.

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Exploring Mindfulness: Join Nina La Rosa, trained mindfulness practice facilitator, for a 4-week introductory course at Exquisite Mind Studio. Learn to cultivate awareness of thoughts, feelings and sensory experiences and transform your experience of self and world. Please RSVP to nina@ninalarosa.com each week by noon. Beginners and experienced practitioners welcome.

Thu. in Aug., 7-8 p.m.; beginners please come to 1st class cost: optional online donation. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 88 King St., Suite 101, Burlington. Info:

WTF is Feldenkrais?: Come and find out about the Feldenkrais Method with a guildcertified teacher! Learn how you can increase flexibility without strain, encourage mind/body connections and find something that is both relaxing and stimulating. Your first class is free; advance registration required.

Weekly on Thu., 5:45-6:45 p.m.

Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Sacred Mountain Studio, 215 College St., Burlington. Info: Gillian Franks, 655-0950, gillian@gillianfranks.com, gillianfranks.com.

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Honest Yoga, The only dedicated Hot Yoga Flow Center: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels. Brand-new new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily classes in Essentials, Flow and Core Flow with alignment constancy. We hold teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels. Daily classes & workshops. $25/new student 1st week unlimited, $15/class or $130/10-class card, $12/ class for student or senior or $100/10-class punch card.

Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Sport Shoe Center, S. Burlington.

Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@gmail.com, honestyogacenter.com.

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ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this fall. Our eighth year. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking.

Lesson packages for travelers, also lessons for young children; they love it! See our website or contact us for details. Beginning week of Sep. 8 for 10 weeks.

Cost: $225/10 classes of 90+ minutes each. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center. Info: 5851025, spanishparavos@gmail. com, spanishwaterburycenter. com.

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Wisdom in Tibetan Buddhism: Khenpo Choephel Rinpoche will teach an introduction to meditation, the practice of Phowa done at the time of death and the Wisdom of Emptiness in Tibetan Buddhism from Shantideva’s Way of the Bodhisattva. All of Buddha’s teaching leads to the understanding of the Wisdom of Emptiness, key to fearless compassion. Aug. 15-17. Cost: $50/per class. Location: 1627 Downingville Rd., Lincoln. Info: Vajra Dakini Nunnery, Barbara Creamer, 453-6867, vdnregistrar@gmail.com, vajradakininunnery.org.

Yang-Style Tai Chi: The slow movements of tai chi help reduce blood pressure and increase balance and concentration. Come breathe with us and experience the joy of movement while increasing your ability to be inwardly still. Wed., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m. $16/class, $60/mo., $160/3 mo. Location: Mindful Breath Tai Chi (formerly Vermont Tai Chi Academy and Healing Center), 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: 735-5465, janet@mindfulbreathtaichi.com, mindfulbreathtaichi.com.

a supportive atmosphere: Beginner, advanced, kids, babies, post- and pre-natal, community classes and workshops. Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Therapeutics and Alignment classes. Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here. Cost: $15/class, $130/class card, $5-10/community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington.

Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com.

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m. & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

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Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

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Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible and Medicinal Plant Walk with Annie McCleary, Tuesday, August 19, 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. Sliding scale to $10, please preregister. If you are interested in attending our next Wisdom of the Herbs program, start date April 2015, and need financial assistance, check out the VSAC nondegree grant program and consider applying soon to reserve your grant while funds are abundant; if you decide not to attend Wisdom 2015, VSAC simply gives the grant to another person. Annie McCleary, director. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com.

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Learn to Meditate: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

Shambhala Café(meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Friday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Info: 6586795, burlingtonshambhalactr. org.

the Burlington Taiko Space, and his teaching style integrates the best of what he experienced as a child growing up in Tokyo with many successful strategies in American education. Call or email for schedule. Location: Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave.,Suite 3-G, & Lane Shops Community Room, 13 N. Franklin St., Montpelier. Info: Stuart Paton, 999-4255, spaton55@gmail.com, burlingtontaiko.org.

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at a North Avenue studio space. “We’d which of course never happened. We hear something and really like it, but didn’t want to do that.” often think the band could have gone in By 1997, Drowningman had signed a different direction. So what if we took to Boston’s Hydra Head Records, home what a band like, say, to bands such as [New Jersey metal Converge and core band] Deadguy Piebald, and soon did and took it in that released a string different direction of well-received ourselves?” recordings.

These “We were trying included a split to interpret the EP with Dillinger music of bands who Escape Plan, a were doing these band with whom fringe things, and Drowningman often doing them very toured and whose well,” adds Leonard. frenetic mathcore “But we were trying and progressiveto do it without metal leanings were JAVIN L E O NAR D copying them.” a reasonably close Drowningman’s stylistic corollary at a original lineup, which included Brody, time when there were few others.

Leonard, Dave Barnett, Denny Donavan “It wasn’t just your average ‘junt junt and Todd Tomlinson, began touring junt’ rock,” writes Steve Lemcke in an almost immediately. email. Lemcke was a music critic for the “Burlington was a great place to be Burlington Free Press in the early 2000s. a band. But we knew from the start we “It was a broader, more expansive wanted to play out of state as much as sound.” we could,” says Brody. “So many bands “They broke a little bit of ground, were kind of just waiting around for musically,” says Casey Rae by phone.

Burlington to become the next Seattle, Rae was the lead singer of Rocketsled,

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urlington, Vt., has long had a vital heavy-music scene.

Though often overlooked by mainstream crowds, the bruising strains of hardcore, punk and metal form the backbone of Queen City rock. Yet only a handful of heavy local bands has made an imprint beyond the Green Mountains over the years. One of those acts, and perhaps the most celebrated Burlington hardcore band ever, Drowningman, recently reunited for a short run of Northeast shows after calling it quits nearly 10 years ago. They’ll play Signal Kitchen in Burlington this Friday, August 15.

Drowningman formed in Burlington in 1995, during what is considered by many to be a watershed era of local music. In the age of Dinosaur Jr. and Nirvana, alt-rock generally ruled local stages and airwaves, thanks to bands such as the Pants, Envy and Guppyboy, to name a few. But heavy music was equally integral, owing to the likes of hardcore heroes Non Compos Mentis (a precursor to Slush and 5 Seconds Expired, all fronted by A Band Called Death codirector Jeff Howlett) and punk rockers the Fags — led by a pre-Gogol Bordello Eugene Hütz. That’s to say nothing of the legion of lesser-known and now mostly forgotten hardcore and punk bands that ruled the underground.

But Drowningman were different from, and perhaps more sophisticated than, their contemporaries. As hardcore music in the 1990s evolved and splintered into myriad subgenres including thrash, emo and screamo, band cofounders Simon Brody and Javin Leonard integrated numerous styles into a spastic sound that was, at the time, unprecedented and left a lasting mark on heavy music, locally and beyond.

Drowningman cherry-picked aspects of the music they loved, combining the technical precision of metal with the mind-bending creativity of prog rock and fury of classic hardcore. Added to this was a distinctly melodic bent that owed a debt to post-hardcore bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate and the Promise Ring, and provided contrast to Brody’s fearsome howl.

“Conceptually, what we wanted to do was take a few things, mix them together and see what works,” says Brody recently prior to a Drowningman practice

an early 1990s Burlington metal band whose ranks also included Barnett and eventual Drowningman guitarists Matt Roy and Daryl Rabidoux. “There weren’t a lot of bands out there with those kinds of punishing complexities,” he adds.

Rae, currently vice president for policy and education at the Future of Music Coalition in Washington, D.C., worked as the music editor for Seven Days from 2004 to 2007. He credits Brody with possessing the vision to push Drowningman into progressive new stylistic territory, as well as for his rather SCAN T churlish way with words.

WITH L “One of the things that separated SEE PA them from the pack was Simon’s rapier wit,” says Rae. “He’s kind of like a hardcore Oscar Wilde. They were the most hilarious scary band ever.”

“I remember Simon Brody as always being one of the smartest guys in the room, with a good, wise-ass cynical edge to him,” notes Lemcke.

Drowningman were also, personnelwise, perhaps the most in-flux band ever — at least in Burlington. In part owing to their grueling touring and recording schedule, the lineup changed frequently. From 1995 to the band’s official split in 2005, at least 19 different musicians played in Drowningman. The lineup for the current reunion traces its lineage to the band’s 2000 album for Revelation Records, Rock and Roll Killing Machine. That lineup includes Brody, Leonard, Roy, Barnett and drummer Joe Villemaire, all of whom are still local and musically active to varying degrees — with the exception of Brody, who is now a lawyer based in Kansas.

“That’s the classic lineup,” says Brody.

For the reunion shows, Drowningman will mostly pull from their early 2000s canon, including material from How They Light Cigarettes in Prison, Rock and Roll Killing Machine and Drowningman Still Loves You. But they hint new material could be in the works, perhaps leading to new recordings and maybe even more shows.

“We’ll see what happens,” says Brody.

“Or if anyone but us still cares.”

INFO Drowningman play Signal Kitchen in Burlington this Friday, August 15, 7:30 p.m., with Surrounded By Teeth, As We Were and Zero Circle. $8. 18+.

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In other outdoor-show news, this Saturday, August 16, two of Burlington’s most high-profile and dynamic rock bands, rouGh FrANciS and wAYloN SPEED, take to the high seas for Rock the Boat 2 aboard the M/V Champlain Ferry, presented by Waking Windows.

[Full disclosure: Both of those bands are rad. Also, RF front man BoBBY hAckNEY Jr. works for Seven Days. Also, WS drummer JuStiN crowthEr is an occasional freelance music writer for Seven Days — see his latest review on page 63. Also, WS guitarist and vocalist kEllY rAViN got married last weekend to

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This is a rare week on the summer calendar, because, unlike virtually every other week from June to midSeptember, no huge music festivals are on the docket. But those of you experiencing withdrawal symptoms from last weekend’s monster Lake Champlain Maritime Festival need not fret. A bundle of smaller, down-home music festivals are scheduled for this weekend that should help ease your rock sweats. And if you’re feeling the effects of festival fatigue, maybe sit this column out and come back next weekend, when we discuss the Signal Kitchen-curated WYSIWYG Festival.

(Actually, don’t do that. Keep reading, dammit.)

Anyway, we begin this week’s musicfest roundup at Magic Mountain in Londonderry with the second annual Vermont Freedom & Unity Festival.

The fest, which runs from Friday, August 15, through Sunday, August 17, is presented by Vermonters for Liberty and will feature a variety of workshops, speakers, activities and seminars, presumably touching on issues of, well, liberty, I suppose. Whatever. There’s also music, which is most germane to our purposes here.

Among the acts slated to play are “liberty troubadour” JorDAN PAGE, folk singer Bill BriNk, funk-rock outfit EDucAtE thE ANtiDotE, songwriter rich ANGEll and a pair of local acts: conscious

hip-hop outfit BlESS thE chilD and rockers totAl DEmo. There’s also a guy named Bruce E. Levine who calls himself a “renegade psychologist,” which apparently is a thing. For more info, visit vermontersforliberty.org.

Moving on, this Saturday, August 16, marks the third annual “O” Show Memorial Jam and Benefit Concert at the Abbey Pavilion in Sheldon. To refresh your memory, the concert was founded to honor the late BrookE oStrANDEr, a beloved music teacher at Mississquoi Valley Union High School who passed away from cancer in 2011.

Here’s a nifty tidbit about Ostrander: Back in the 1970s, he was a member of a band called wickED lEStEr, which also included these dudes named GENE klEiN and StANlEY EiSEN, which may be the dorkiest names we’ve ever seen. That’s probably why Klein and Eisen changed their names to GENE SimmoNS and PAul StANlEY and started this little band called kiSS. In a related story, Brooke Ostrander was waaaaaay cooler than any high school music teacher you ever had — sorry, Mr. Recchia.

For the third year in a row, Nashville recording artist and “The Voice” contestant JAY tAYlor headlines the concert. He’ll be joined by fellow

Music City denizens AYlA BrowN — an “American Idol” semifinalist — and guitarist ForrESt lEE Jr. Prior to the big show, a slew of locals, many of whom were Ostrander’s students, will take the stage.

Proceeds from the “O” Show go to Donate Life Vermont, a nonprofit organization sponsored by the Center for Donation and Transplant, which aims to increase the number of registered organ and tissue donors in Vermont. For more on the concert and DLV, visit oshowvt.com.

Our last stop on this week’s festival express is the annual Peacham Acoustic Music Festival, which runs this Friday and Saturday, August 15 and 16, at numerous locations in downtown Peacham.

This year’s lineup of folk, oldtime and bluegrass music is, well, peachy. Highlights include renowned songwriter JoNAthAN EDwArDS, resonator guitar and uke ace DEl rEY, acclaimed old-time duo ErYNN mArShAll & cArl JoNES, and “pinch-picking” duo wAYNE hENDErSoN & hElEN whitE. On the local angle, check out BoB AmoS & cAtAmouNt croSSiNG, classical pianist ANNEmiEkE SPoElStrA mclANE, guitarist DouG PErkiNS, Latin-tinged folk rockers tritium wEll and the excellent bluegrass ensemble the BAYlEY hAzEN BoYS, among several others.

For more info on the Peacham Acoustic Music Festival, visit pamfest. com.

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AMERICAN FLATBREAD BURLINGTON HEARTH: Groove Is In the Hearth, 6 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Shellhouse (rock), 6 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Josh & Ryan featuring Sean & Josh (improv jazz), 7 p.m., free. Wild Life (EDm), 10 p.m., free.

JP'S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with melody, 10 p.m., free.

LEUNIG'S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: open mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR'S: Vt comedy club Presents: What a Joke! comedy open mic (standup comedy), 7 p.m., free. The Edd, Revibe, Hobbz (livetronica), 9:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: chris true (Americana), 7 p.m., free. circus mutt (foot-stompin' muttgrass), 8 p.m., free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: michael LouisSmith trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free. DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda's Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

ZEN LOUNGE: Funkwagon (funk), 10 p.m., free.

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THE MONKEY HOUSE: No Small children, the Fatty Acids (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Pine Street Jazz, 7 p.m., free.

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RADIO BEAN: cody Sargent & Friends (jazz), 6:30 p.m., free.

Shane Hardiman trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Dan Ryan Express (jazz), 11 p.m., free. Kat Wright & the Indomitable Soul Band (soul), 11:30 p.m., $5.

MOOG'S PLACE: Golden Novak Duo (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ cre8 (EDm), 10 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: trivia Night, 7 p.m., free. open mic, 9 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: mashtodon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): The Howlin' Brothers (string band), 8 p.m., $7/10.

Like Clockwork Injecting a woozy, psychedelic bent into their

ZEN LOUNGE: Revibe, canopy (jam), 9 p.m., $3.

their hometown of Chapel Hill, N.C. But recently, audiences up and down the East Coast

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6:30 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom THE PARKER PIE CO.: trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

THE STAGE: Perron Hill (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: open mic, 10 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Imperial Wednesdays with Run Home Jack (rock), 6 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY'S: So You Want to Be A DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county THE MONKEY HOUSE: clockwork Kids, Phil Yates & the Affiliates, Eliza, Elephants of Scotland, Jeremy Gilchrist (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: mcKenna Lee & the micro-fixers (country), 7 p.m., free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: open mic, 7:30 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Andy Pitt (acoustic), 6 p.m., donation.

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BREAKWATER CAFÉ: John Lackard Blues Band (blues), 6 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN'S PUB: craig mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half comedy (standup), 8 p.m., free. DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth and Katie trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

JUNIPER: Brice Guerriere (acoustic), 8 p.m., free.

CHARLIE O'S: Zex (punk), 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: The mumbles (roots, soul), 7 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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SWEET MELISSA'S: Wine Down

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with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free. Steel Drums, 7 p.m., free.

NECTAR'S: trivia mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass Thursday: North of Nashville, crying Wolf, 9:30 p.m., $2/5. 18+.

CHARLIE O'S: Abby Jenne & Sara Grace (rock, soul), 9 p.m., free.

NUTTY STEPH'S: Lauren Hooker (piano jazz), 7 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA'S: Golden Novak Duo (acoustic), 8 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Blue Bop (rock), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area THE BEE'S KNEES: Lesley Grant (country), 7:30 p.m., donation.

MOOG'S PLACE: open mic, 8 p.m., free.

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ferocious three-guitar indie-rock assault, cLocKWoRK KIDS have been raising a ruckus in

have begun digging on what Tar Heels have known for several years: These kids rock.

Find out for yourself this Thursday, August 14, as the band headlines a veritable rock block of awesome at the Monkey House with ELIZA, JEREmY GILcHRISt, and locals PHIL YAtES & tHE AFFILIAtES and ELEPHANtS oF ScotLAND.

SCAN THIS PAGE WITH LAYAR BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Phil Abair middlebury area Band SEE PAGE 5 (rock), 6 p.m., free.

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Alicia Phelps (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Summer Salsa Series with DJ Hector, 10 p.m., free.

champlain islands/northwest TWIGGS — AN AMERICAN GASTROPUB: trivia & Wing Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: turtle Thursdays with 95 XXX (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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BLEU: Paul Asbell and clyde Stats (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: "No Diggity" ’90s Night, 9 p.m., free/$5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: The FoHR Sessions (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Bonjour Hi (trap), 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: The Beerworth Sisters (folk), 9 p.m., free.

THE LAUGH BAR AT DRINK: comedy Showcase (standup comedy), 7 p.m., $7.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Red clover & the Hermit Thrush (cowpunk), 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR'S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

Grippo Funk Band, 9 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Kid's music with Linda "tickle Belly" Bassick & Friends, 11 a.m., free. Joe Adler (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

The Neue Avant Garde Project, 8:30 p.m., donation. magic city: the Songs of Sun Ra (jazz), 10 p.m., free. Ryan Hommel's optical Shop (country, soul), 12:30 a.m., free.

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(house), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ con Yay (EDm), 9 p.m., $5.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

RUBEN JAMES: Leno & Young (acoustic), 6 p.m., free. DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

SIGNAL KITCHEN: Drowningman, Surrounded by teeth, As We Were, Zero circle (hardcore), 7:30 p.m., $8. 18+.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Smoke of the country (rock), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: The Whiskey Dicks (folk rock), 10 p.m., free.

ZEN LOUNGE: Salsa Night with Jah Red, 8 p.m., $5. DJ Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5. Feel Good Friday with D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

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stage. (See what they did there?) The band actually features a Vermont expat, Calais native JONATHAN SAVAGE. Savage is now based in Seattle and had been playing bass in original bands there.

And then he realized what increasing numbers of locals have discovered lately: You can make a lot more money playing someone else’s music than your own. (That sound you hear is me slamming my head against my desk.)

In a recent email, Savage writes, “I found my true passion in the business side of music, and I felt there was no easier way to develop that side than to

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Last but not least, the local music 27 community was saddened to learn of the passing of guitarist and vocalist W W W . P O S I T I V E P I E . C O M KIP MEAKER, who died Friday, August 8 0 2 . 2 2 9 . 0 4 5 3 8. Meaker had been a fixture on local stages since the 1960s and played in more bands than we could count. He 8v-positivepie081314.indd 1 8/11/14 was widely regarded as one of the state’s very best blues guitarists and was an incomparable singer.

As of this filing, details of Meaker’s passing have not been made available to Seven Days. But we’ll have more on him on our arts blog, Live Culture, this week.

INCLUDING: VOLCANO, G-PEN, AND PAX Our deepest condolences go out to Meaker’s friends, family and collaborators. Rest in peace, Kip.

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start a tribute to the band who got me hooked on playing bass guitar in the first place.”

There ya have it. As tribute bands go, RNCP are a pretty entertaining facsimile of the real thing, and seem to have found the sense of humor RHCP front man ANTHONY KIEDIS apparently lost right after Blood Sugar Sex Magic.

Savage also gets VT bonus points for reportedly having a VIPERHOUSE tattoo.

If you go, show up early and check out local rockers PHANTOM SUNS, who are kind of like a tribute to grunge, only with — gasp! — original music.

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SWEET MELISSA'S: Honky tonk Happy Hour with mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free. tallGrass GetDown (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Live music, 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: The DuPont Brothers (indie folk), 8 p.m., free. Sin-orgy (house), 10 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

JP'S PUB: Karaoke with megan, 10 p.m., free.

THE BEE'S KNEES: Girls Night out (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

JUNIPER: cynthia Braren trio (folk), 9 p.m., free.

MOOG'S PLACE: Abby Sherman (folk), 6:30 p.m., free. Dead Sessions Lite (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR'S: Rock the Boat Afterparty: Wave of the Future, the mountain Says No (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5.

RUSTY NAIL BAR & GRILLE: Geogre clinton & Parliament Funkadelic, Alan Evans' Playonbrother (funk), 9 p.m., $42/47.

PIZZA BARRIO: Live Jazz, 7 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: city Limits Dance Party with top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: cooper & LaVoie (blues), 8 p.m., free.

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musical soil of their native Appalachian Valley, blending elements of folk, jazz, blues and rock into a brightly melodic brand of Americana that warms like a hickory wind. Touring in support of a new album, So It Goes, Dear Creek perform on Saturday, August 16, as a duo at the

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Dale cavanaugh (folk), 6 p.m., free. DJ Dizzle (house), 10 p.m., free.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: High Peaks (rock), 10 p.m., free.

Bee’s Knees in Morrisville.

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BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Y'ardy Yar (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Red Not chili Peppers, Pahntom Suns (red Hot chili peppers tribute), 9 p.m., $12/15.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: The

NUTTY STEPH'S: Rauli Fernandez & Friends (Latin jazz), 6 p.m., free.

POSITIVE PIE (MONTPELIER): Josh Panda and the Hot Damned (rock, soul), 10:30 p.m., $5.

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burlington

BLEU: Andrew moroz (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Smokin' Gun (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome with DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

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RADIO BEAN: Acoustic Brunch with Waves of Adrenaline (folk), noon, free. Angelic Eggs (Americana), 7 p.m., free. Johnny Lewis (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., free. muddy Ruckus (Americana punk), 9 p.m., free.

Boogie on Alice (rock), 10:30 p.m., free. Gnomedad (psychedelic jazz), midnight, free.

RED SQUARE: We Were Astronauts (indie), 7 p.m., $5. mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul (salsa), 6 p.m., free. DJ Stavros (EDm), 11 p.m., $5.

International Rolling Stones Show (rolling stones tribute), 9 p.m., $13/15. AA. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Sun Young, Great Valley, mink (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: cooper & LaVoie (blues), 5 p.m., free. tymes Up (rock), 9 p.m., free.

VENUE: Saturday Night mixdown with DJ Dakota & Jon Demus, 8 p.m., $5. 18+.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation. Red clover & the Hermit Thrush (country), 6 p.m., donation.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): The mumbles (roots, soul), 9 p.m., $5-10 donation.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Andy Lugo Band (rock), 10 p.m., free.

ZEN LOUNGE: open mic with Steve Hartmann, 6 p.m., free.

Electric temple with DJ Atak (hip-hop, top 40), 10 p.m., $5.

DJ cody Rice & craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., $5.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Satisfaction: the

NAKED TURTLE: Glass onion (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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burlington

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: cooper & LaVoie (blues), 3 p.m., free.

FRANNY O'S: Kyle Stevens Happiest Hour of music (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

Vermont's Next Star, 8 p.m., free.

NUTTY STEPH'S: Rauli Fernandez & Friends (Latin jazz), 6 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA'S: Live music, 5 p.m., free. The Bus Drivers (rock), 9 p.m., free.

THE LAUGH BAR AT DRINK: comedy open mic (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Fred Brauer (blues), 7 p.m., free.

NECTAR'S: mI YARD Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Demus, 9 p.m., free.

THE BEE'S KNEES: Dear creek (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

MOOG'S PLACE: Granite Junction (Americana), 9 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL BAR & GRILLE: Lynguistic civilians (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $6.

middlebury area

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Dayve Huckett & Art Dequasie (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

chittenden county

MONOPOLE: Strange changes (rock), 10 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Welcome to my Living Room with DJ craig mitchell: Purple Edition (prince tribute), 7 p.m., free. Building Blox (EDm), 10 p.m., free.

CHARLIE O'S: circus mutt (funk), 10 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

RUBEN JAMES: craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

outside vermont

CITY LIMITS: city Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Hot Neon magic (’80s new wave), 9 p.m., $3.

RADIO BEAN: Bob Gagnon (gypsy jazz), 11 a.m., free. Pete Sutherland & tim Stickle's old time Session, 1 p.m., free.

ThatoneEyedKid (alt-pop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: The claudettes (blues), 7 p.m., free. Baron Video (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation. Fat Laughs at the Skinny Pancake (improv comedy), 7 p.m., $3.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Abbie morin (folk), 2 p.m., free.

chittenden county BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/ open mic, 8 p.m., free. sun.17

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THE MONKEY HOUSE: About time (jazz, funk), 5:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+. Atlantic Veil, the Pilgrims, Falcon ciffin (rock), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

CHARLIE O'S: Vaporizer, chalice (metal), 10 p.m., free.

FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

Sun., August 24, 3:00pm

Beethoven, Purcell, Poulenc, Schumann, Mozart

Hyunah Yu, soprano, Soovin Kim, violin, Paul Neubauer, viola, Marcy Rosen, cello, Ieva Jokubaviciute, piano

Wed., August 27, 7:30pm

Words into Music – Songs by David Ludwig, William Bolcom, George Gershwin, Irving Berlin, and Cole Porter

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Fri., August 29, 7:30pm

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Sarah Shafer, soprano, Hyunah Yu, soprano, Randall Scarlata, baritone, Bella Hristova, violin, Peter Stumpf, cello, Romie de Guise-Langlois, clarinet, Ellen Hwangbo, piano, Shai Wosner, piano

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Iconic New York City rock club CBGB opened its doors in 1973 in the East Village. The name was an acronym that stood for country, bluegrass and blues.

Punk and new-wave bands quickly invaded, and it became a staple for hardcore punk bands. Over the years, bluegrass and country have been similarly visited by various shades of punk. On the new self-titled debut album from Burlington’s Red Clover & The Hermit Thrush, the band furthers this notion with a low-fi collection of twangy, punky drinking anthems.

The album is as punch drunk as you’d expect. Take “Gin Eyes,” for example, in which lead singer and bassist Chris Gibbo admits he won’t stop boozing “until I go blind.” Or “I’ve Been Drinking,” on which he confesses, “I’ve been drinking ever since you came around.” Regardless of whether your boots are of the cowboy or Doc Martens variety, heartache and liquor always go hand in hand. Yet even amid

their liquored-up lamentations, there’s an element of saucy — or sauced — punk ’tude throughout.

“Baby Please Don’t Go” opens the album with a bumpy song about being left alone in the winter. Here Gibbo pleads, “Don’t break my heart or my soul / I need you more than ever before.” Catchy and anthemic, it’s a nod to the singalong drinking music made famous by bands such as the Pogues and the Dead Milkmen.

It’s notable that for more than 10 years, Gibbo, Glenn Woytowich (guitar) and Greg Dusablon (drums) have been playing together in the local punk-rock band Y69, who have toured locally and regionally to modest acclaim. Especially live, that band is entertaining musically and for its slapstick humor — two qualities that serve them well as Red Clover. In particular, Gibbo plays the upright bass with unique aggression and curiosity. His vocals resonate with authenticity.

“If Groucho Were My Doctor I’d Shoot Him” is an album highlight, revealing Gibbo’s vocal strengths as a country-folk singer. Dusablon powers through with the snare and brushes, locking in with Woytowich. Guitarist, banjo player and vocalist Chris True rounds out the band and is a great addition. His banjo playing, in particular, is steady throughout and helps the group achieve its ragged glory.

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Future was handled by some unholy union of Talking Heads, Devo and Nine Inch Nails — and maybe Danny Elfman. That’s roughly what you can expect to find on WOTF’s five-song debut. “Hip to be Square” it ain’t. But it’s a hell of a trip back in time, especially for those with fond memories of Biff Tannen, George McFly and Dr. Emmett Brown.

With a punishing, manic, electro-punk sound, WOTF don’t particularly evoke the mood or feel of the movies — except maybe the nightmarish hellscape that is the alternate 1985 Hill Valley in Back to the Future 2. Rather, the band cherry-picks iconic lines from the films and dumps them into a musical Mr. Fusion to create something approaching nuclear energy.

“Great Scott!” assaults with overdriven guitars and death-ray synth set to a bruising, dance-punk backbeat. Vocalist

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Full disclosure: If your band is founded on a gimmick based on a 1980s movie, two such film franchises will make this critic love you unconditionally. The first is The Karate Kid. I loved me some Sweep the Leg Johnny. And if you started a band called, say, the Crane Technique or the Best Around or Cobra Kai, you can bet I’ll dig it. Like, a lot.

The second franchise that speaks to my sense of nostalgia is Robert Zemeckis’ Back to the Future, the first installment of which I can practically recite from memory. Much as I based a significant portion of my youth on the unlikely triumphs of the spunky Daniel LaRusso, the time-traveling Marty McFly was also a childhood idol. Which brings us to Burlington new-wave/punk band Wave of the Future and their self-titled debut EP. Let’s say that instead of Alan Silvestri’s score and the notable contributions of Huey Lewis and the News to the soundtrack, the music for Back to the

Samara Lark Brown sings with reckless abandon while Dr. Emmet Brown’s signature line forms the shouted, fistpumping hook.

“All I Want Is a Hoverboard” continues the Devo-meets-NIN aesthetic, as songwriter and synth player Luke Richer handles lead vocals with Mark Mothersbaugh-like mania. The menacing “Flux Capacitor” follows and is, of course, SCAN THIS PAGE WITH LAYAR what makes time travel possible.

“1.21 Jiggawatts!” is perhaps the band’s SEE PAGE 5 signature cut and hits with all the force of a lightning bolt to a clock tower. Yet even WOTF seem not to have any idea what the hell a jiggawatt is.

The record closes on “88,” and when the band gets up to speed, you’re gonna see some serious shit. Frenzied and insanely danceable, it’s a fitting close that leaves nothing but flaming tiretracks in its wake.

Wave of the Future celebrate the release of their debut EP with a show at Nectar’s in Burlington this Saturday, August 16. Now make like a tree and get outta here.

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RED SQUARE: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

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ZEN LOUNGE: Karaoke with Emcee Callanova, Callanova 9 p.m., free.

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however, tell you that the 68-year-old Clinton recently sheared off his signature rainbow-colored

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Two Girls, Claudia Varona (indie), 8:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

dreads, which is pretty wild when you think about it. Apparently, even pioneering funk icons/galactic

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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VENUE: Powerman 5000, Hed PE, Sunflower Dead (rock), 7 p.m., $16.50/25. 18+.

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JP'S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke with Funkwagon, 9 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

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NECTAR'S: Metal Monday Movie Night: Zentauri performs to "Evil Dead 2", 9 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Eric Friedman (folk), 11 a.m., donation.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): The Mumbles (roots, soul), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

RADIO BEAN: Eric Sommer (pop Americana), 7 p.m., free. The DuPont Brothers, Cricket Blue (indie folk), 8 p.m., free. Open Mic, 9 p.m., free.

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RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

THE BEE'S KNEES: Out of Sight of Land (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., donation.

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Family Night (rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Muddy Ruckus, Rootless Boots (rock), 8:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

FRANNY O'S: Standup Comedy Cage Match, 8 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Kidz Music with Raphael, 11:30 a.m., $3 donation.

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THE MONKEY HOUSE: Johnny V. Lewis, Christina Gniadek (folk), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Open Mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., free.

MOOG'S PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

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CLUB METRONOME: Dead Set with Cats Under the Stars (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., free/$5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Funkwagon's Tequila Project (funk), 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR'S: Gubbulidis (jam), 8 p.m., free/$5. 18+. Major & the Monbacks, the Red Newts (garage soul, rock), 9:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Lokum (music of the Near East), 6:30 p.m., free.

Amy Black, Charlie Faye & Betty Soo (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Brett Hughes & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

barre/ montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Dale Cavanaugh (folk), 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE O'S: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

SOUTH SIDE TAVERN: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA'S: Michael T. (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area THE BEE'S KNEES: Children's Sing Along with Allen Church, 10:30 a.m., donation. Bruce Jones (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

MOOG'S PLACE: The Jason Wedlock Show (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

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AMERICAN FLATBREAD BURLINGTON HEARTH: Groove Is In the Hearth, 6 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: The Hitmen (rock), 6 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Josh & Ryan featuring Sean & Josh (improv jazz), 7 p.m., free. Wild Life (EDM), 10 p.m., free.

JP'S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

Mamet and Paul Miller (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Papa GreyBeard (blues), 6 p.m., donation.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth and Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

SWEET MELISSA'S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free. Open Bluegrass Jam, 8 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

NECTAR'S: VT Comedy Club Presents: What a Joke! Comedy Open Mic (standup comedy), 7 p.m., free. The Edd, the Jauntee (livetronica), 9:30 p.m., free/$5.

18+.

MOOG'S PLACE: Lesley Grant & Friends (country), 8 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Devin Tuel & Stephen Harms (folk), 5 p.m., free. Evelyn Horan (folk), 6 p.m., free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Ellen Powell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda's Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

ZEN LOUNGE: Funkwagon (funk), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Chiodos, blessthefall, I Kiled the Prom Queen, Capture the Crown (metal, hardcore), 6:30 p.m., $18/20. AA. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Big Plastic Finger (jam), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Blues Jam with the Collin Craig Trio, 7 p.m., free.

THE BEE'S KNEES: Devin Tuel & Stephen Harms (folk), 7:30 p.m., donation.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

champlain islands/northwest BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6:30 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom THE PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 10 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Imperial Wednesdays with Run Home Jack (acoustic rock), 6 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY'S: So You Want to Be A DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Willa

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film, poetry, fiction or journalism, or a combination of disciplines.

In addition, the project presents open-to-the-public workshops, ranging from poetry writing to mixed-media collage to a team cooking experience.

That last one illustrates two ways in which the Marble House Project differs from a typical artist colony: It maintains a creative focus on food, local agriculture and “permaculture principle,” and it offers residencies for families.

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vision of two women from New York: Danielle Epstein and Dina Schapiro.

Life partners as well as cofounders of the Marble House Project, they purchased the house and 48-acre property PHOTOS COURTESY OF MARBLE HOUSE PROJECT

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n an idyllic summer evening last weekend, cars streamed down Dorset West Road and up a swooping drive to a hillside barn. There, long tables stood laden with locavore fare, a bluegrass band was set up in the corner and, on the veranda, a bartender offered up wines, beers and iced water flavored with lemon and lime. Guests roamed the sprawling lawn, dipped into a spring-fed swimming pool or trudged farther up the hill to look at an abandoned quarry and mountain views.

Vermonty wedding reception? No, but this was another highly anticipated event that brought out curious locals — and one reporter from Burlington.

Saturday’s event was the first public open house of the Marble House Project, a new artist-residency program ensconced in a sumptuous property. The enormous, Federal-style ManleyLefevre House — built in 1815 from stone quarried right up the hill — sits near the road and is, for passersby, a slow-downand-gawk kind of mansion. No surprise it’s on the National Register of Historic Places. But what sets the house apart, even in tony Dorset, is the adjacent formal garden, complete with marble fountains, walkways and staircases, ascending the hill and topped by a marble portico. Its Italianate elegance comes courtesy of renowned American landscape architect Charles Downing Lay (1877-1956).

The property also holds several artist studios, which bring us back to the point of last weekend’s event. In June, the Marble House Project began providing twoweek and month-long residencies to six to eight individuals at a time. For the inaugural season, the recipients came by invitation (the future will bring an application process); they work in visual arts, music/composition, dance,

WE BOTH WANTED TO DO THIS KIND OF PROJECT FOR A LONG TIME. D AN I E L L E E PS T E I N

two years ago — for $1,450,000, Epstein revealed — and spent a couple of years and hundreds of thousands more dollars cleaning and restoring it.

The pair moved a classic post-andbeam barn from Waterville and reconstructed it on their hill as an event space.

They had a new, smaller barn built behind it, including a caterer’s kitchen and composting toilets. They discovered that marble-lined swimming pool, covered in muck, and had it restored.

And they hired a farmer, Pablo Elliott, to manage the organic gardens and grow food for the facility’s residents and functions. Last year, the women also purchased the Marble West Inn just down the road.

Epstein’s successful career in New York City real estate made this project possible, but her artistic passion — she makes photography-based works — fueled the ideas behind it. “I wanted to combine the two careers,” Epstein explained in an interview the day after the party. Schapiro is an art therapist and assistant chair of the art therapy graduate department at Pratt Institute.

To the Marble House Project she brings an understanding of and commitment to the power of art: to heal, to fulfill and, as the project’s mission statement declares, to foster a community “that nurtures the imaginative spirit.”

“All these elements come together,” said Schapiro. “We want this to be self-sustaining.”

“We both wanted to do this kind of project for a long time, well outside of the city,” Epstein said. “This property one day just came up online…”

Schapiro finished her sentence: “Coming here confirmed the idea.”

What the women didn’t know when they arrived in Dorset was how the community would respond. Their first hint of support came at an early zoningcommittee meeting. When an official peppered Epstein with questions about

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NEW THIS WEEK barre/montpelier

f ANNA MAcIjESKI: images of nature and spirituality by a local painter and illustrator. Reception: wednesday, August 13, 6-8 p.m. August 13-31. info, 223-1151. Fresh Tracks Farm Vineyard & winery in Montpelier.

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The Marble house project, 1161 Dorset west Road, Dorset. info@marblehouseproject.org. see website for future events. marblehouseproject.org

KATE GrIdlEy: “passing Through,” an exhibit of oil paintings and sound portraits of emerging adults.

August 18-october 26. info, 443-5258. Jackson gallery, Town hall Theater, in Middlebury.

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f VIIu NIIlEr: “My Extended backyard,” watercolor paintings by the Marshfield artist. Reception: saturday, August 23, 3-5 p.m. August 15-31. info, 748-0158. northeast Kingdom Artisans guild backroom gallery in st. Johnsbury.

ArT EVENTS ‘PAINTErly rEAlISM’: Alex gavin shows his recent work and gives a talk on the recent resurgence of realism in painting. st. Johnsbury Athenaeum, wednesday, August 13, 7 p.m. info, 748-8291.

‘BrEAK IT! BuIld IT!’ GuIdEd TourS: A curator’s tour of the do-it-yourself-themed art exhibit. bCA Center, burlington, Thursday, August 14, noon-1 p.m. info, 865-7166.

BcA SuMMEr ArTIST MArKET: A juried market featuring handcrafted, original fine art and crafts by local artists. burlington City hall park, saturdays, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. info, 865-7166.

PlEIN AIr PAINT ouT: PAINTING THE VINTNEr’S rEAlM: Visit local artists as they paint a vineyard en plein air, and join in a reception for the works created, 4 to 6 p.m., at grand isle Art works. snow Farm Vineyard, south hero, saturday, August 16, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. info, 378-4591.

‘BrEAK IT! BuIld IT!’ GAllEry TAlK: bCA curator DJ hellerman and artist Jenn Karson discuss the current exhibit. bCA Center, burlington, wednesday, August 20, 6:30 p.m. info, 865-7166.

oNGoING SHoWS burlington

f AlExANdEr AlExEIEff: original 1929 signed lithographs by the Russian artist Alexander Alexeieff, exhibited with a looped screening of his 1930s animated pinboard films. Co-curated by Cecile starr and susan smereka. Closing reception: Thursday, August 21, 7-10 p.m. Through August 26. info, 735-2542. new City galerie in burlington.

‘BEyoNd INSTrucTIoN’: selected artwork by burlington City Arts clay, photography and printmaking instructors. ‘BrEAK IT! BuIld IT!’: works in varied mediums that embody a do-it-yourself spirit, by local and national artists. Through september 13. info, 865-5355. bCA Center in burlington.

douGlAS BIKlEN, AlISA dWorSKy & SuSAN oSGood: “solé,” a contemporary exhibit celebrating light and equilibrium: photographs by biklen, prints and sculpture by Dworsky and oil and gouache paintings by osgood. Through september 28. info, 865-7166.

Vermont Metro gallery, bCA Center, in burlington.

ErIN INGlIS: “Marine Mycology,” colorful acrylic works that meld imagery from the sea with the flora and fauna of new England forests. Through August 30. info, 578-2512. The s.p.A.C.E. gallery in burlington. ‘froM our MINdS ANd HEArTS’: Members of FoMAh, a community group of artists that met at a senior fitness class, show works in many mediums. Through August 29. info, 862-4584. st. paul’s Cathedral in burlington.

GrAzIEllA WEBEr-GrASSI: “who’s past?,” new artwork made from antique portrait photography.

Through August 31. info, 355-5418. Vintage inspired lifestyle Marketplace in burlington.

INNoVATIoN cENTEr GrouP SHoW: works by Anne Cummings, brian sylvester, James Vogler, Kari Meyer, longina smolinski, lyna lou nordstorm and gabe Tempesta on the first floor; Cindy griffith, holly hauser, Jason Durocher, Kasy prendergast, Teresa Davis and Tom Merwin on the second floor. Curated by sEAbA. Through August 31. info, 859-9222. The innovation Center of Vermont in burlington.

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jB WoodS: “walking in Vermont,” colorful photographs curated by sEAbA. Through August 31. info, 658-6016. speeder & Earl’s: pine street in burlington.

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joHANNE durocHEr yordAN: “Vintage inspiration,” artwork on vintage and handmade paper. Through August 30. info, 373-7544. studio 266 in burlington. julIE A. dAVIS: new works by the Vermont landscape painter. Through october 30. info, 862-1001. left bank home & garden in burlington.

‘PoETry IN MuSIc’: Vermont artists respond to the lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival’s theme with artwork in many mediums. The exhibit features work by Carol MacDonald, suzanne legault, Judith Rey, barbara hoke, Dennis Versweyveld, irene lederer laCroix and lynn Rupe. Through August 31. info, 863-6458. Frog hollow Vermont state Craft Center in burlington. rAcHEl HooPEr: “it’s Electric,” digital prints made with mobile apps and public-domain images, in the maker space’s first art exhibition. Through August 30. generator in burlington. ‘rEflEcTIoNS of My lIfE’: photographs taken by adults from howardCenter Developmental services in a class taught by Dawn Miller. Through August 30. info, 865-7211. pickering Room, Fletcher Free library, in burlington.

f ‘rucKSAcK’: A group exhibit featuring works by

brenda singletary, Valérie d. walker, Misty sol, laura Di piazza, Katie loncke and Tico Armand explores notions of race, nationality, gender and inequality. Artist talk and reception: Thursday, August 28, 4-7 p.m. Through september 26. info, 862-9616. burlington College.

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jAcquES BurKE: paintings, sculpture and digitally enhanced photography from the Milton artist.8v-CraftsburyChamber081314.indd 1 MArEVA MIllArc: Abstract paintings in oil, acrylic, ink and mixed media. Curated by sEAbA. Through August 31. info, 651-9692. VCAM studio in burlington.

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cArolyN croTTy: Artwork in a variety of mediums inspired by nature. Curated by sEAbA. Through August 31. info, 862-9614. The pine street Deli in burlington.

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f WINSloW MyErS: A series of recent diptychs by the Maine painter. Reception: saturday, August 16, 6:45 p.m., with an artist talk about painter walter Murch at 8 p.m. August 16-september 12. info, 635-2727.

Vermont studio Center gallery ii in Johnson.

cAMEroN ScHMITz: Drawings and paintings by the Vermont artist. Through october 31. info, 865-7166.

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their plans, she recalled, an audience member stood up and suggested he just “give them what they want,” because it was a great idea.

The open-house attendance on Saturday confirmed what the founders have learned about their adopted town: “Everybody wants [Marble House] to be part of their life and to be great,” Schapiro said. “This has been a private property for hundreds of years, but it’s also been here for the public, even though they didn’t have access to it.”

Within Marble House, another batch of residents arrives every few weeks to create new relationships, fostered by mutual creative stimulation and by the agrarian beauty of the setting. Epstein and Schapiro, too, have found a serendipitous community with their small staff: farmer Elliott, chef/innkeeper Connie Sturgis and program director Sarah Walko. “I feel completely blessed,” Epstein said simply.

Looking to the future, she and Schapiro see the Marble House Project, like its gardens, growing organically.

Indeed, this place appears to be fertile soil for artists and farmers alike. “It’s all so new,” Schapiro said. “There are so many things to think about.” m

curTIS: Abstract works in glass, wood and stone by the contemporary artists. Reception: August 16, 6-8:30 p.m., including a gallery talk with artist/writer Richard Alther at 7 p.m. August 16-october 31. info, 253-8943. west branch gallery & sculpture park in stowe.

‘BEyoNd MEASurE’: A group show curated by Carleen Zimbalatti features more than a dozen artists who explore the role of geometry in their artistic processes.

BoB HoffMAN: The world’s largest collection of hand-crafted harmonica cases in a variety of mediums.

Through August 31. info, 859-9222. sEAbA Center in burlington.

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‘1864: Some Suffer So much’: With objects, photographs and ephemera, the exhibit examines surgeons who treated Civil War soldiers on battlefields and in three Vermont hospitals, and the history of post-tramautic stress disorder. Through December 31. arthur Schaller: “Billboard Buildings,” an exhibit of original collages by the Norwich University architecture professor. Through December 19. Info, 485-2183. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield.

f ‘Strength in numberS’: Ten art educators

from northern and central Vermont, who support each other’s work in bimonthly gatherings, exhibit works in a variety of mediums created over the past six months. Closing reception: Friday, August 29, 5-7 p.m. Through August 29. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog Gallery in Burlington.

SuSan norton: “Chromodynamics,” a multimedia installation inspired by quantum physics and the tenet that all matter is energy. Through August 31.

Info, 318-2438. Red Square in Burlington.

‘al- mutanabbi Street StartS here’: A traveling group show of book art inspired by a 2007 car bombing in a historic book-selling district of Baghdad. Through October 13. Info, 454-8311. Eliot D. Pratt Library, Goddard College, in Plainfield.

teSSa hill: Whimsical wall sculptures that celebrate the bounty of Vermont’s foraging season.

Through August 31. Info, 861-2067. Nunyuns Bakery & Café in Burlington.

andy neWman: An exhibit of portrait and landscape paintings. Through August 24. Info, 728-9878. Chandler Gallery in Randolph.

Wayne michaud: Framed giclée prints of pet portraits by the award-winning Vermont painter.

Through September 2. Info, 658-6400. American Red Cross in Burlington.

f ‘Weird Science’: Vermont visual artists present works that respond to the classic John Hughes film. Reception: Friday, August 15, 6-8 p.m. Through August 30. Info, 660-9005. Art’s Alive Gallery @ Main Street Landing’s Union Station in Burlington.

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amalia elena Veralli & anne-marie littenberg: “Summer’s Bounty,” photographs of vegetables printed on high-gloss aluminum by the Vermont artists. Through August 31. Info, 985-9511.

Rustic Roots in Shelburne. art for gillett Pond: Local artists exhibit and sell landscape paintings, photographs and other media to benefit a threatened pond. In cooperation with Friends of Gillett Pond, a minimum of 25 percent of each work sold will be given to the Richmond Land Trust. Through August 31. Info, 434-3036. Richmond Free Library. bonnie acker: “Summer Horizons,” a new series of abstract landscapes by the Vermont artist. Through September 16. Info, 985-3848. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

colin bryne: Multimedia works by the Burlington artist. Through September 30. Info, 658-2739. The ArtSpace at the Magic Hat Artifactory in South Burlington. eVelyn mcfarlane & StudentS: Oil paintings by the craft-school instructor and her students.

Through August 28. Info, 985-3648. Shelburne Craft School. ‘in a neW light: french imPreSSioniSm arriVeS in america’: Paintings by Monet, Manet, Degas and other French impressionist masters

themselves and their environment as form in motion.” Norton has hung on the walls a variety of shapes and forms, using materials ranging from paper cutouts to reflective surfaces. These groups of repeated shapes, along with the dynamism of mirrors and light, hint at Norton’s source of inspiration: quantum physics and “the tenet that all matter is energy,” as she writes. Through August 31. Pictured: An untitled section of the installation. from the museum’s permanent collection. Through September 1. Info, 985-3346. Pizzagalli Center for Art and Education, Shelburne Museum. inaugural recePtion at South gallery: The new gallery, operated by artists Clark Derbes and Wylie Garcia inside RL Photo, features artwork by more than 30 regional artists in a variety of mediums. Through September 1. Info, 225-614-8037.

South Gallery in Burlington. ‘like no other SculPture ShoW on earth’: Sculptures, sited outdoors, by Chris Thompson, Kevin Donegan, James Lentz, Leslie Fry, Caroline McAuliffe, Aimee Hertog, Gene Childers, Ruth Shafer, Susan Luss, Charles Bergen and SAW artists. Open Thursdays and Fridays 4-7:30 p.m. Through August 29. Info, 425-2152. Pizza on Earth in Charlotte. ‘lock, Stock and barrel’: The Terry Tyler collection of Vermont firearms includes 107 rare examples made between 1790 and 1900. Beach Gallery. ‘Painting a nation’: A showcase of the museum’s best 19th-century American paintings.

Webb Gallery. ‘trail blazerS: horSe-PoWered VehicleS’: An exhibit of 19th-century carriages from the permanent collection that draws parallels

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carol norton: “Turning In/Turning Out,” multilayered, atmospheric oil paintings depicting natural scenes. Through August 30. Info, 985-8222.

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Susan Norton In “Chromodynamics,” an exhibit at Red Square in

Burlington, illustrator and multimedia artist Susan Norton asks viewers to “consider

to contemporary automotive culture. Round Barn. nancy croW: “Seeking Beauty: Riffs on Repetition,” quilts by the acclaimed textile artist, who incorporates printmaking into her work. Hat and Fragrance Textile Gallery. Patty yoder: “The Alphabet of Sheep,” whimsical rugs made with extraordinary, realistic sense of detail. Patty Yoder Gallery. Through October 31. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

‘PerilouS PigeonS’: An exhibit of artworks honoring the now-extinct passenger pigeon. Through August 31. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington.

SPirit animalz: Fourteen Vermont artists explore the diverse relationships between people and other creatures. Through August 31. Info, 438-2097.

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‘Warm SeaSonS’: A group show in various mediums

by Jericho artists, and nonresident artists whose work connects to the town. Through August 31. Info, 899-2974. Jericho Town Hall.

diana mara henry: Black-and-white photographs of one-room schoolhouses in Vermont by the famed photojournalist, with text by Middlebury College sociology professor Margaret Nelson. Through October 15. Info, 828-2291. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. dJ barry: The Middlesex artist shows his latest stencil-and-spray-paint works. Through August 31.

Info, 225-6012. Sweet Melissa’s in Montpelier. emily Wheeler: “Raising Mother,” an exhibit of photos, art and audio by a Goddard College student that features local women reflecting on motherhood. Through August 31. Info, 223-1431. Tulsi Tea Room in Montpelier.

Jeff danziger: An exhibit of artwork by the nationally published cartoonist. Through August 31. Info, 223-3338. Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier.

John matuSz and aShley anne VeSeliS: Metal sculptures and paintings, respectively. Through September 19. Info, 839-5349. gallery SIX in Montpelier.

John Snell: “I Nearly Walked By,” abstract images from nature by the local photographer. Through September 26. Info, 828-0749. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

JoSh turk: Monochromatic, abstract impressionist prints by the Vermont artist. Through August 31.

Info, 223-1981. The Cheshire Cat in Montpelier.

Jyl emerSon: “Art in Animals,” representational paintings that express the artist’s connection to the natural world. Through August 30. Info, curator@ capitolgrounds.com. Info, 223-7800. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier.

‘State of beingS’: A multimedia group show of work inspired by humans and human-like beings, Main Floor Gallery. ray broWn: Paintings in series by the Johnson artist, Third Floor Gallery. Sabrina fadial & PhilliP robertSon: New monoprints, Second Floor Gallery. Through August 31. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

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taMara wight: “organic Form,” an exhibit of sculptural basketry. Through August 17. info, 728-1000. hartness Gallery, vermont Technical College, in Randolph Center. tunbriDge grouP show: pastel artwork by 10 upper valley artists. Through october 4. info, 889-9404. Tunbridge public library.

stowe/smuggs area

‘exPoseD’ outDoor sculPture exhibition: on the gallery lawn, along the recreation path and throughout downtown, curator Rachel moore has sited 20 outdoor sculptures in a variety of mediums. The 16 artists hail from New england, New york, Chicago and mexico City. in addition, writing by david budbill, Ariel henley and Jennifer Rickards appears on vinyl in store windows. Through october 15. ‘the aPPearance of clarity’: Artworks in black and white by louis Cameron, sharan elran, marietta hoferer, Jenny holzer, sarah horne, Chelsea martin, lynn Newcomb, Andreas Rentsch, suzy spence and Nan Tull. Guest-curated by Amy Rahn. Through August 31. info, 253-8358. helen day Art Center in stowe. ‘caPe ann artists in verMont’: paintings by donald Allen mosher, Charles movalli, T.m. Nicholas and dale Ratcliff, inspired by vermont landscapes.

Through september 15. info, 253-1818. Green mountain Fine Art Gallery in stowe. elvira PieDra: “To earth, From heaven,” photographic studies in three groups — the peony tree, landscape and water — created over 13 years by the lunenburg artist. eugenio leon: “innovate, inspire, Aspire,” works from the local mixed-media artist include upcycles in wood, acrylic and straw; garden sculptures made from recycled record albums, and more. Through August 29. info, 888-1261. River Arts Center in morrisville. frank wooDs: Recent paintings of barns, abstract landscapes and kimonos by the montpelier artist.

Through August 22. info, 461-5345. lamoille County Courthouse in hyde park. ‘in the stuDio with Mary bryan’: The gallery celebrates its 30th anniversary year with an exhibit of more than 100 paintings in tempera, watercolor, oil and collage by its namesake artist. Through september 7. info, 644-5100. bryan memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

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f sebastian sweatMan: “line & space,” new abstract paintings taking off from the colors blue and brown. Reception and artist talk: Friday, August 15, 6-8 p.m. Through september 1. info, 279-0165.

Gallery seb in stowe.

mad river valley/waterbury

big reD barn art show: Two- and threedimensional fine art by more than 30 local artists, including paintings, monoprints and sculpture, as part of the vermont Arts Festival. New pieces added throughout the month. open Thursdays to sundays, noon to 9 p.m. Through september 1. info, 496-6682. big Red barn Gallery at lareau Farm in waitsfield. erika lawlor schMiDt: “The Jazz series,” recent monoprints inspired by the American jazz era.

Through August 24. info, 767-9670. bigTown Gallery in Rochester.

Janet Mckenzie: “holiness and the Feminine spirit,” 15 paintings by the Northeast Kingdom artist modeled on women and people of color, two groups that have been underrepresented in Christian imagery. Thursdays through mondays; part of vermont Festival of the Arts. Through August 31. info, 496-3065. waitsfield united Church of Christ. mAd RiveR vAlley/wATeRbuRy shows

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seeking uPcycleD art: oNe Arts seeks 2-d work (or work that can hang on the wall) made from repurposed materials. To apply, send 3-5 images of work, a 3-5-sentence bio/statement, and titles, mediums and dimensions to oneartscollective@gmail.com. deadline: August 25. $25 hanging fee if accepted; 30 percent commission on work sold. burlington beer Company, williston, through August 25. info, oneartscollective@gmail.com. strafforD arts festival & auction: seeking artists in all media, including writing and performance, for this first annual event on september 6. Artwork will be juried and prizes awarded. Regional artists who display on this day will be eligible for an online exhibit september 7 through June 30, 2015. deadline: August 23. entry fee: $5-40. online prospectus available upon request. united Church of strafford, through August 23. info, 765-4577, meredithkendall1@gmail.com. think square!: emerging and established artists are invited to submit a work in any medium that reflects the geometric shape for an upcoming exhibit. deadline: August 15. Jericho Town hall, through August 15. info, 899-2974, blgreene@myfairpoint.net. vergennes call to artists: The monthly downtown art walk seeks artists to show their works in local galleries and businesses, the third Thursday of every month through october 16. Contact info@creativespacegallery.org or visit vergennesdowntown.com/mainstreet/ vergennes-art-walk for details. multiple locations, vergennes, through october 1.

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‘far away Places’: Calling for photography that defines locations, from exotic locales on the other side of the globe to your own backyard.

Juror: david h. wells of Aurora photos. deadline: wednesday, october 1. darkroom Gallery, essex Junction, through october 1. info, darkroomgallery.com /ex62

Matthew chaney: “unchained Art,” abstract oil pastel drawings selected from the local artist’s collection of more than 1,000 works. Through August 30. info, 888-1261. morrisville post office.

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Mark boeDges & freD swan: “vermont Artists,” an exhibit of landscape oil paintings. Through August 19. info, 253-7282. Robert paul Galleries in stowe.

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This is a juried show. Guidelines: All entries must be for sale. up to five entries allowed per artist. work must be ready to hang or install on a pedestal. $15 entry fee. deadline: september 15 at midnight. entry form here: form.jotformpro. com/form/41996022558967. The s.p.A.C.e.

Gallery, burlington, through september 15. info, info@strangedolls.net.

‘lanDscaPe traDitions’: The new wing of the gallery presents contemporary landscape works by nine regional artists. Through January 1, 2015. info, 253-8943. west branch Gallery & sculpture park in stowe.

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‘kick anD gliDe: verMont’s norDic ski legacy’: An exhibit celebrating all aspects of the sport, including classic and skate skiing, Nordic combined, biathlon, ski jumping, telemark, and back-country skiing. Through october 13. info, 253-9911. vermont ski and snowboard museum in stowe.

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Peter Miller: Large-format color images by the award-winning photographer and author of A Lifetime of Vermont People, among other titles.

Through August 31. Info, 272-8851. Peter Miller Photography Gallery in Waterbury.

Peter Thomashow: “World of Wonder,” the second in a series of exhibits on collecting, featuring collages and acquired pieces by the Vermont physician, artist and musician. Curated by Varujan Boghosian.

Through August 24. Info, 767-9670. Big Town Gallery in Rochester.

middlebury area

‘1812 Star-Spangled Nation’: A traveling exhibit of 25 original oil paintings by contemporary artists, depicting nautical scenes from the War of 1812. Through September 29. Info, 475-2022. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes.

Emily McManamy: “Hitting the Mat,” a documentary exhibition featuring semiprofessional wrestlers in St. Albans, with photo, audio and video components. Through October 4. Info, 388-4964.

Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

James Blair: “Being There,” an exhibit of photographs by a National Geographic photographer living in Middlebury. Through August 16. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury.

Lester Anderson: A lifetime of travels informs 46 photographs by a Lincoln resident now in his nineties. Through August 29. Info, 453-3188. WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol.

Rachael Robinson Elmer: An exhibit of “Art Lovers New York” fine-art postcards, now 100 years old, by the late artist who was born at Rokeby.

Through October 26. Info, 877-3406. Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh.

Rory Jackson: “Growing Light,” local landscapes in oil by the Lincoln painter. Susanne Strater: “Shape, Pattern, Color,” a series of paintings that explore household motifs by the Montréal painter.

Through August 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury.

‘World in Your Hand’: Vivid macro floral photography by Cal Williams, and decorative majolica earthenware pottery by Leslie Koehler. Through August 17. Info, 453-4032. Art on Main in Bristol.

rutland area

Carolyn Shattuck: “Speaking Volumes,” a sculptural exhibit featuring pop-ups, flexagons and other unique structures by the Rutland-based artist. Through August 16. Info, 468-1252. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland.

Donna Dodson: “Pillars of the Community,” sculptures inspired by ancient Egyptian art and Native American totem poles. Through August 24.

Info, 438-2097. The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery in West Rutland.

‘Silk & Stone’: Stone sculptures by B. Amore, Eric Laxman and Florin Strejac; fiber art by Althea Bilodeau and Karen Henderson. Through September 12. Eastern Mountain Mentoring Artists Exhibit: Artwork by Mary Crowley, Christine Holzschuh, Lowell Klock, Ann McFarren, Karen Seward, Alice Sciore, Heather Shay, Christine Townsend and Betsy Moakley. Through August 31.

Info, 775-0062. Chaffee Downtown Art Center in Rutland.

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‘Floral Seductions’: A juried exhibit of more 70 sculptures, paintings, prints and photographs with a floral theme. Through August 24. Info, 431-0204.

‘The Roots of Rock and Roll’: Artifacts from clothing to records to vintage turntables illustrate the early years of rock music, 1955 to 1964. Frieda Post: “Nature’s Inspiration,” vivid contemporary paintings by the Vermont artist. Through August 31.

Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

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commissioned from artists. Through August 31. Pictured: A harmonica case by Beth Robinson.

Judith Reilly & Robin Kent: “Inside Out,” fabric and mixed-media art by Reilly and painted wood assemblages by Kent. Through August 31. Info, 247-4956. Brandon Artists Guild.

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Alex Costantino, Barb Langevin & Larry Langlois: Pottery by Costantino and sterling silver jewelry by Langevin and Langlois. Through August 31. Info, 933-6403. Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

Cold Hollow Sculpture Park Open: Sculptor David Stromeyer opened to the public his property on which 50 large-scale outdoor metal sculptures are sited. Free, self-guided tours Wednesdays through Saturdays, noon to 6 p.m. Visit website for directions. Through October 11. Info, 512-333-2119.

Cold Hollow Sculpture Park in Enosburg Falls.

f ‘Take a Seat in the Islands’: A community art project featuring benches painted by 19 artists and placed throughout the Champlain Islands. Silent Auction: Friday, August 15, 6 p.m., at the North Hero Community Hall. Through August 15. Info, 372-8400.

Various Champlain Islands locations.

‘Walk Through Time’ Grand Opening Celebration: The Isle La Motte Preservation Trust and Lake Champlain Land Trust open a unique, trail-side exhibit consisting of 71 colorfully illustrated panels that showcase 4.6 billion years of evolution. Includes ribbon-cutting ceremony, live music and refreshments. Through October 31. Info, linda@ilmpt.org. Goodsell Ridge Fossil Preserve in Isle La Motte.

upper valley

Billings Farm & Museum’s 28th Quilt Exhibition: A juried exhibit of quilts made exclusively by artists in Windsor County. Through September 12. Info, 457-2355. Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock.

Carol Lippman: “Theme and Variation,” multimedia prints that explore the environment through color, form and texture. Through August 30. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

‘The Hale Street Gang: Portraits in Writing’: Jack Rowell’s 12 black-and-white, larger-than-life photographs capture the elderly members of a Randolph writing group led by Sara Tucker. Philip Godenschwager: Cartoon imagery and interactive sculpture as social and political commentary.

Through October 10. Info, 885-3061. The Great Hall in Springfield.

f Irene Rippon: Pottery and acrylic landscape

and abstract paintings by the Vermont artist.

Reception: Friday, August 15, 6-8 p.m. Through September 8. Info, 763-7094. Royalton Memorial Library in South Royalton.

‘Statues of Liberty’: A sesquicentennial exhibit commemorates the 1864 signing, by Abraham Lincoln, of Congressman Justin Morrill’s Act creating a National Statuary Hall. On view are photographs and interpretive descriptions of the sculptures’ notable figures, including life-size images of the statues of Abraham Lincoln, Ethan Allen, Daniel Webster and Rosa Parks. Through October 13. Info, 765-4288. Justin Morrill Homestead in Strafford.

W. David Powell & Ben Peberdy: New work by the collage artists juxtaposes iconic imagery of paraphernalia from different decades with unnatural objects. Through August 31. Info, 295-0808.

Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction.

brattleboro area

‘Road Trip: America Through the Windshield’: Photography and paintings by six contemporary artists examine how automobiles and roads altered the American landscape. ‘See the USA in Your Chevrolet’: Six decades of vintage car advertisements. ‘Spotlight on Small’: Small-scale artwork by five artists: boxes by Laura Christensen; paper collage by Adrienne Ginter; paintings by Elizabeth Sheppell; egg tempera paintings by Altoon Sultan and glass sculpture by Jen Violette. ‘Your Space/USA’: A “virtual road trip” featuring postcards, trivia and ephemera from all 50 states. Andrew Bordwin: “Deco Details,” silver gelatin prints of art deco architecture. Jessica Park: “A World Transformed,” colorful, detailed architectural paintings by the Massachusetts artist, whose art is informed by her struggles with autism.

Through October 26. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

northeast kingdom

Ben Barnes: New landscape and still-life paintings by the Vermont artist. Through September 8. Info, 525-3366. The Parker Pie Co. in West Glover.

Caspian Arts Group Show: “Individual Perspectives,” a group show in multiple mediums by more than a dozen artists including Victoria Blewer, Elizabeth Nelson and Marion Stenger. Through August 31. Info, 563-2037. White Water Gallery in East Hardwick.

David Macaulay: “How Macaulay Works,” an exhibit of drawings by the renowned illustrator and MacArthur “genius,” including a large illustration called “How St. Johnsbury’s Water System Works.”

Through September 30. Info, 748-2372. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium in St. Johnsbury.

‘The Golden Cage’: Photographs with audio interviews of Vermont migrant workers and dairy farmers. Through September 6. Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

‘Toothbrush’: From “twig to bristle,” an exhibit of artifacts and images detailing the history of this expedient item. Through December 31. The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover.

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colorful, hazy landscapes are the focus of “Summer Horizons,” an exhibit of Bonnie Acker’s recent work at the Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. The series features impressionistic oil paintings that capture foliage, water and sky in vivid hues. For Acker, who’s lived in Burlington since 1986, art is just one way to interact with the beauty of Vermont’s natural world: She is also a food educator at the Burlington School Food Project and a longtime board member at the Intervale Community Farm. “There is no other place on earth I’d rather be than Vermont,” she writes in a statement. “The optimism, the dedication to improving the planet, the widespread resourcefulness, all give me the strength to believe in the future and connect my artwork to the wider community.” Through September 16.

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Into the Storm ★★★

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et’s be honest: They should’ve just called the thing Twisters. Because that’s pretty much what this is — a rehash of the 1996 Bill PaxtonHelen Hunt effects-fest with fewer flying cows and more tornadoes. Way more.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Some of the most enduring movies are about bad weather. I’m a total sucker for pictures like Twister, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012, Take Shelter and The Perfect Storm.

It’s been almost 20 years since Philip Seymour Hoffman helped introduce audiences to the culture of storm chasing in Twister. Since then, CGI has gotten better, and global warming has gotten worse. So it probably was as good a time as any for Into the Storm.

Directed by Steven Quale (Final Destination 5) and scripted by John Swetnam, the film offers yet another example of the found-footage gimmick adding nothing to a movie besides forced situations in which someone has to be recording something so there can even be a movie. Can we all agree the whole found-footage thing is over?

Thank you.

The story concerns the fateful intersection of two groups. The first is a team of storm trackers shooting a documentary about tornadoes. It’s led by the mismatched STORM AND DRANG If you’re in the mood for state-of-the-art destruction pair of Pete (Matt Walsh from HBO’s “Veep”), porn and nothing more, this Twister rip-off forecasts film fun. a guy who operates “on instinct”; and Allison (Sarah Wayne Callies from AMC’s “The Walking Dead”), a meteorologist who prefers done to the planet! stuff out of the way fast lifted and hurled by 300-mph winds like so they can devote as much of the film’s paper planes. to rely on data and Dopplers.

YOUR SCAN THIS PAGE SCAN THIS PAGE As cinema, Into the Storm has minimal When a freakishly strong front 89-minute running time as possible to its TEXT redeeming value. Its characters WITH are LAYAR generic, real LAYAR message: Wow, state-of-the-art funnel approaches a midwestern county, the pair WITH and clouds wreaking state-of-the-art havoc HERE look the direction is undistinguished bickers like an old married couple about SEE SEE PAGE 5 the PAGE 5 acting is not about to earn anyone an where it’s likely to make landfall. She pretty freaking cool!

The dialogue may be laughable (I lost invitation from James Lipton. wins, if you can call finding yourself in the The tornadoes, by contrast, have star middle of the deadliest weather pattern ever count of how many times somebody yelled, “We’ve got to get out of here!”), but, as power to match their wind power. They are “winning.”

The other group consists of no-fun father meteorological monsters go, the movie’s the Sir Laurence Olivier of twisters. The Gary (Richard Armitage from the Hobbit twisters are serious fun. As the picture Marlon Brando of bad weather. The Errol movies) and his two resentful sons. When progresses, they increase both in size and in Flynn of funnel clouds. The Elizabeth Taylor of typhoons. The Leo DiCaprio of inclement the F5 shit hits the fan, one kid winds up all-out weirdness.

The third act is a natural-disaster jackpot conditions. trapped in a building reduced to rubble and This is a storm that’s far from perfect. rapidly filling with water, and the old man that pays off with everything from a giant races the clock to save him à la Dennis Quaid storm cell moving spiderlike through But adjust your expectations sufficiently and town on limblike vortices, to a gasoline- you just may have an experience that doesn’t in The Day After Tomorrow.

The filmmakers squeeze in perfunctory fueled column of swirling fire swallowing blow. allusions to Hurricanes Katrina and Sandy. everything (and everyone) in its path, to a RI C K KI S O N AK But they get the obligatory Look what man’s sequence at an airport where jumbo jets are

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The Hundred-Foot Journey ★★★

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n a recent New York Times piece, A.O. Scott argued that “a self-conscious foodie culture” is one of the last bastions of the middlebrow. His point was to emphasize the democratic virtues of middlebrow culture and lament its recent decline, but The Hundred-Foot Journey won’t help his case. Produced by Steven Spielberg and Oprah Winfrey, this foodie flick embodies everything that makes highbrows scoff at middlebrow entertainment: canned sentimentality, corny humor and plotting, and lofty, multicultural ideals that the script serves (or disserves) by making every character into an ethnic stereotype.

Granted, like every piece of culinary cinema worth its fleur de sel, The HundredFoot Journey gives good food (and landscape) porn. Director Lasse Hallström makes sure the camera lingers on obscenely ripe tomatoes, fat forest cèpes and painstakingly stuffed pigeons. But where better films would delve into the craft behind these mouthwatering tableaux, this one generally skims the surface, feeding us dreamy platitudes such as “Food is memories” and “Sea urchins taste like life, don’t you think?”

Based on the 2010 novel by Richard C. Morais, the film is narrated by Hassan Haji (Manish Dayal), a Mumbai lad who inherited a talent for cooking from his mother. After political strife destroys the family restaurant and takes Mom’s life, Hassan and his Dad (Om Puri) and four siblings find asylum in Europe.

In France, a breakdown inspires them to put down stakes in a bucolic village with a perfect restaurant space for sale. The problem: A hundred feet away, the gorgonesque Mme. Mallory (Helen Mirren) presides over her own restaurant, Le Saule Pleureur.

She has a Michelin star she’ll defend to the death, and she is not happy with the smells of curry wafting over.

The set-up promises fun, if cliché, culture-clash farce, with both Mirren and Puri playing their roles to the hilt. Affecting a high-toned French accent, she haughtily declares all curries identical to her palate, while he blusters comically and conducts muttered conversations with his dead wife.

Had the movie stuck with these two veteran actors and deepened their characters, it might have been more interesting. Instead, significantly more screen time goes to the pretty young folks: Hassan and Mme. Mallory’s friendly souschef, Marguerite (Charlotte Le Bon), who gives him an education in haute cuisine that, bien sûr, evolves into romance.

While both actors are likable, their characters are painfully underwritten.

Toward the middle of the film, when Mme. Mallory describes Hassan as “arrogant,” this comes as a surprise, because we’ve never seen him do anything but stare soulfully at Marguerite and roll his eyes at his dad’s antics. (His poor siblings get even less individuation.) Talented chef or not, Hassan shows so little personality — let alone

STALE TALE Mirren serves up fine food but not, unfortunately, fine drama in Hallström’s book adaptation.

ambition — that when the film abruptly becomes his coming-of-age story, it feels like we’ve switched movies.

Once upon a time, Hallström was the critically acclaimed director of films like My Life as a Dog; today, with two Nicholas Sparks movies under his belt, he’s all about making already-pretty landscapes and people look even prettier. One need not be a foodie to fantasize about living in this idyllic, sun-washed French village with the options of escargots and authentic Indian food separated by the width of a road. And in a couple of scenes, such as a late one where

Mirren and Puri dance at twilight, Hallström gives the film a quiet eloquence and grace.

Watching those moments, one imagines how much more memorable The HundredFoot Journey might have been if it were allowed to unfold naturally, without the broad stereotypes and trumped-up conflicts.

If this movie were an entrée, it would be full of crowd-pleasing ingredients combined with no regard to the whole flavor profile.

And you don’t have to be the highbrow kind of foodie to know the result is bland.

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NEW THIS WEEK: August 13, 2014: Multimedia producer Eva Sollberger takes the plunge at three beloved Vermont swimming holes — Bristol Falls, Warren Falls and Lareau Swim Hole in Waitsfield.

HeRcUlesHH1/2 It’s time for another big-budget spectacular about the strongman of greek legend, this time played by dwayne Johnson. Ian McShane, John hurt and many other fine, paycheck-earning british actors costar. brett Ratner (Tower Heist) directed. (98 min, Pg-13) tHe HUNDReD-Foot JoURNeYHH1/2 The owner of an elite french restaurant (helen Mirren) can’t tolerate the advent of her new neighbor, a familyowned Indian eatery, in this drama from director lasse hallström (Safe Haven). with Om Puri and Manish dayal. (122 min, Pg; reviewed by M.h. 8/13) iDAHHHH1/2 In communist Poland, a sheltered girl about to take vows at a convent (agata trzebokowska) makes a startling discovery about her family’s world war II past, in this black-and-white period drama from director Pawel Pawlikowski (My Summer of Love). (121 min, Pg-13)

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i oRigiNsHHH a molecular biologist (Michael Pitt) who studies the eye finds his antispiritual beliefs shaken by a romantic encounter in this sci-fi drama from writer-director Mike cahill (Another Earth). with Steven yeun, brit Marling and astrid bergès-frisbey. (107 min, R)

AUGUST 6, 2014: Colchester’s Sunset Drive-In has entertained audiences for 66 years. Catching a movie at the drive-in these days is like a flashback to a bygone era, but the Sunset still enthralls crowds with the latest action flicks on warm summer nights.

iNto tHe stoRmHHH One town experiences a ton of tornadoes in a single day in this piece of (we’re guessing) disaster porn directed by Steven Quale (Final Destination 5). with Richard armitage, Sarah wayne callies and Matt walsh. (89 min, Pg-13; reviewed by R.K. 8/13)

JULY 30, 2014: Breathtaking views and 200 miles of shoreline await you in the Lake Champlain islands. Eva and her assistant editor, Ashley DeLucco, embark on an island adventure to South Hero, Grand Isle, North Hero, Alburgh and Isle La Motte.

lUcYHHH Scarlett Johansson starts using the supposedly idle parts of her brain and becomes a butt-kicking superhuman in this Sf action thriller from writer-director luc besson. with Morgan freeman and Min-sik choi. (90 min, R; reviewed by M.h. 7/30) A most WANteD mANHHH1/2 The late Philip Seymour hoffman played a weary hamburg intelligence operative trying to recruit a young chechen Muslim to the antiterrorist cause in this adaptation of John le carré’s novel from director anton corbijn (The American). with grigoriy dobrygin and Rachel Mcadams. (122 min, R)

JULY 23, 2014: Twelve lush patches of flowers peek out from behind the cars in City Market’s parking lot, and Bonnie Acker tends them all. The Burlington resident has been cultivating the co-op’s colorful gardens for the past 22 years.

plANes: FiRe AND RescUeHH1/2 In the sequel to disney’s surprise animated hit, the little plane that fulfilled his racing dreams finds himself working with an intrepid helicopter on a squad that battles wildfires. (83 min, Pg) seX tApeHH a long-time couple (Jason Segel and cameron diaz) make a sex tape to spice up their marriage — only to find themselves on a madcap quest to get it off the internet. Jake Kasdan directed the comedy. with Rob corddry, Ellie Kemper and Rob lowe. (94 min, R)

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gUARDiANs oF tHe gAlAXYHHHH Make way for another Marvel comics film franchise, this one featuring chris Pratt as an interstellar rogue who assembles a rag-tag team to defeat a space tyrant. with Zoe Saldana, bradley cooper, dave bautista and Vin diesel. James gunn (Super) directed. (121 min, Pg-13; reviewed by M.h. 8/6)

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cHeFHHHH1/2 foodie film alert! Jon favreau wrote, directed and starred in this comedy about a fine-dining chef who reinvents himself — and reconnects with his family — by opening a food truck. (115 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 5/28)

get oN UpHHH1/2 chadwick boseman plays James brown in this biopic chronicling the musician’s rise from poverty to funk super-stardom, from director tate taylor (The Help). with nelsan Ellis, dan aykroyd and Viola davis. (138 min, Pg-13)

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AND so it goes 1/2H Michael douglas plays a curmudgeonly realtor who seeks the help of neighbor diane Keaton when he’s saddled with a surprise granddaughter in this romantic comedy. with Sterling Jerins and annie Parisse. Rob Reiner directed. (94 min, Pg-13; reviewed by R.K. 7/30)

DAWN oF tHe plANet oF tHe ApesHHHH Homo sapiens battles smart simians for control of the Earth in this sequel to the surprise hit Rise of the Planet of the Apes. with gary Oldman, Keri Russell and andy Serkis. Matt Reeves (Cloverfield) directed. (130 min, Pg-13)

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step Up All iNHH1/2 Stars of the previous installments in the Step Up dance franchise generate tornadoes of fancy footwork as their characters battle for a prize in Las Vegas. With Ryan Guzman, Briana Evigan and Adam G. Sevani. Trish Sie makes her feature directorial debut. (112 min, PG-13) tAmmYHH Melissa McCarthy cowrote and stars in this comedy as a woman in crisis who finds herself on a road trip with her hard-to-handle grandma (Susan Sarandon). Ben Falcone directed. (96 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 7/9) teeNAGe mUtANt NiNJA tURtlesH1/2 Director Jonathan Liebesman (Wrath of the Titans) and producer Michael Bay reboot the ’90s comic-based film series about four mutant brothers from the sewers who go up against an urban super-criminal.

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Engine trouble forced the pilot of a small plane to make an emergency landing on a highway near East Moriches, N.Y. A week later, he made another emergency landing on the same highway. “It wasn’t one of my better landings,” Frank Fierro, 75, said, adding, “my wife is going to kill me.” (New York’s WCBS-TV)

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Oscar Otero Aguilar, 21, who Mexican authorities described as obsessed with taking impressive photos of himself to post on social media, borrowed a gun and was waving it around while he took pictures with his cellphone when he accidentally shot himself in the head. (Britain’s Mirror)

How the Great Unwashed Live

New York City’s Department of Housing Preservation and Development approved a proposed apartment building with separate entrances for rich and poor residents. The 33-story complex will have 219 luxury units overlooking the Hudson River and 55 units facing the street for low-income families. Including affordable housing nets Extell Development Company a tax break and the right to erect a larger building than would normally be allowed. As for what critics call the “poor door,” fellow developer David Von Spreckelsen of Toll Brothers explained, “I think it’s unfair to expect very high-income homeowners who paid a fortune to live in their building to have to be in the same boat as low-income renters, who are very

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hurting themselves, than doing nothing or being alone with their thoughts. fortunate to live in a new building in a great neighborhood.” (New York Post and Britain’s Daily Mail) A San Francisco nonprofit group equipped a former public transit bus to offer free showers to homeless people. The Lava Mae mobile shower bus features two full private bathrooms with clean toilets, shampoo, soap and towels. Founder Doniece Sandoval explained that the bus can reach homeless people scattered throughout the city, plus it avoids high rents that a fixed location would entail. (Associated Press)

Second-Amendment Follies

Heath Vanek, 35, the firearms instructor for the Hewitt, Texas, Police Department, accidentally shot himself in the hand while using his personal 9mm semiautomatic pistol to teach his family to shoot. (Waco Tribune-Herald) A 37-year-old New York man was shot by another man during an argument while filming a rap video. “They were fighting over who’s the star, who’s better,” said witness Ali Abdul. “They were drunk. They spit at each other, then one guy pulled out a gun and shot the other guy five times.” Police said the victim was critically injured, and the shooter fled. (New York Daily News)

IRS special agents fire their guns accidentally more than they fire them intentionally, according to an investigation by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration. Between 2009 and 2011, the report found, “there were a total of eight firearm discharges classified as intentional use of force incidents and 11 discharges classified as accidental.” (CNSNews.com)

Shocking Discovery

People would rather be doing something, even if that’s hurting themselves, than doing nothing or being alone with their thoughts, according to researchers at the University of Virginia. When they gave 18 men a 15-minute “thinking” session, with the option of administering a mild electric shock, 12 of them gave themselves at least one electric shock. By comparison six of 24 women shocked themselves. Prior to the sessions, all of the participants had received a sample of the shock and indicated they would pay not to be shocked again. “Simply being alone with their own thoughts for 15 minutes,” the investigators reported in the journal Science, “was apparently so aversive that it drove many participants to self-administer an electric shock that they had earlier said they would pay to avoid.” (University of Virginia press release)

Victim of the Week

British authorities reported that a 54-year-old man was trying to force open a toilet door on a train in Essex when the door opened and six women in miniskirts emerged, shouting. Police Sgt. Emma Weir said one of the women punched and kicked him onto the station platform, where he fell on another woman, who accused him of trying to steal her purse and punched him in the face. The man suffered a broken nose and two black eyes, according to Weir, who offered no explanation why six women were in the same toilet. (BBC News)

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Economist Albert O. Hirschman called this the principle of the “hiding hand.” It frees us to dive innocently into challenging work that will probably take longer than we thought and compel us to access new resources and creativity. To be clear: What’s hidden from us are not only the obstacles but also the unexpected assistance we will get along the way.

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): The leaves and berries of the deadly nightshade plant are highly poisonous. If ingested, they cause delirium and death. on the other hand, a drug obtained from the same plant is on the World Health organization’s List of essential Medicines. It’s helpful in treating many illnesses, from gastrointestinal and heart problems to Parkinson’s. Is there a metaphorical equivalent in your life, Gemini?

An influence that can either be sickening or healing, depending on various factors?

I suspect that now is one of those times when you should be very focused on ensuring that the healing effect predominates. caNceR

(June 21-July 22): A new york doctor offers a service he calls Pokertox. Jack berdy injects botox into poker players’ faces so as to make their expressions hard to read.

With their facial muscles paralyzed, they are in no danger of betraying subtle emotional signals that might help their opponents guess their strategy. I understand there might sometimes be value in adopting a poker face when you are in the midst of trying to win at poker or other games. but for the foreseeable future, Cancerian, I recommend the opposite approach. you’re most likely to be successful if you reveal everything you’re feeling. Let your face and eyes be as eloquent as they can be.

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(Aug. 23-sept. 22): The literal meaning of the swedish word smultronställe is “wild strawberry patch.” Metaphorically, it refers to a special place that feels like your private sanctuary. It may be hard-to-find or unappreciated by others, but for you it’s

a spot that inspires you to relax deeply. you might have had a life-changing epiphany there. When you’re in this refuge, you have a taste of what it’s like to feel at home in the world. Do you have a smultronställe, Virgo?

If not, it’s time to find one. If you already do, spend extra time there in the coming week.

liBRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, the bells are about to ring for you. The festive lights will flash. The celebratory anthems will throb.

It’s like you’re going to win a fortune on a tV quiz show; like you will get an A+ on your final exam; like you’ll be picked as homecoming king or queen. but it’s possible I’m a bit off in my projections, and your success will be subtler than I anticipate. Maybe, in fact, you are about to accomplish the Healing of the year, or discover the secret of the Decade, or enjoy the Most Meaningful orgasm of the Century. scoRPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): A teenage Pakistani boy decided he wanted to help his country’s government clean up the local internet. Ghazi Muhammad Abdullah gathered a list of over 780,000 porn sites and sent it to the Pakistan telecommunication Authority. big job! Hard work! I would love to see you summon similar levels of passion and diligence as you work in behalf of your favorite cause, scorpio. The coming weeks will be prime time for you to get very excited about the changes you would like to help create in the world. sagittaRius

(nov. 22-Dec. 21): Working as a journalist for the Papua New Guinea Post-Courier, simon eroro wanted to interview a group of indigenous rebels in a remote jungle. He decided he was willing to do whatever was necessary to get the big scoop. After making a difficult journey through rough terrain to reach them, he was told he would be given the information that he sought on one condition: that he be circumcised with bamboo sticks as part of a cleansing ritual. eroro agreed to the procedure, got the story and ultimately won a prize for his report. I don’t recommend that you go quite that far in pursuit of your current goal, sagittarius. on the other hand, it might be wise for you to consider making a sacrifice.

caPRicoRN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Kintsukuroi is a Japanese word that literally means “golden repair.” It refers to the practice of fixing cracked pottery with lacquer that’s blended with actual gold or silver.

Metaphorically, it suggests that something may become more beautiful and valuable after being broken. The wounds and the healing of the wounds are integral parts of the story, not shameful distortions to be disguised or hidden. Does any of that resonate with you about your current experience, Capricorn? I’m guessing it does. Let’s call this the kintsukuroi phase of your cycle. aQuaRius

(Jan. 20-feb. 18): near the end of his career, the painter Henri Matisse created a paper-cut composition he called “Le bateau,” or “The boat.” It is an abstract piece that does not depict a literal boat. That’s why the Museum of Modern Art in new york should perhaps be forgiven for mistakenly hanging it upside-down back in 1961, upon first acquiring the piece. fortunately, after a month and a half, a knowledgeable person noticed, and the position of “Le bateau” was corrected. I’m wondering if there’s a comparable phenomenon going on with you right now, Aquarius? Is it possible that a part of your life got inverted or transposed? If so, will you be sharp enough to see the goof and brave enough to fix it? I hope you won’t allow this error to persist.

Pisces (feb. 19-March 20): “I owe my suc-

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It is time for you to make good things even better — to take fun diversions and transform them into experiences that engender transcendent bliss. turn “yes” into “yessss!!!!”

meal, imagine that the food you are eating is filled with special nutrients that enhance your courage. During the meal after that, fantasize that you are ingesting ingredients that will boost your perceptiveness. The next time you snack, visualize your food as being infused with elements that will augment the amount of trust you have in yourself. Then you will be ready to carry out your assignment for the coming weeks: use your imagination to pump up your courage and perceptiveness as you carry out smart adventures that you haven’t trusted yourself enough to try before now.

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I started going out with this really awesome woman and I totally dig her. We had a great thing going, but she recently asked me to smack her across the face while we were having sex. At first I sort of pathetically swiped her face and she let it go. I thought that would be the end of it, but she keeps asking me to do it with more aggression, and I don’t want to. When I finally tried again and hit her very lightly she kept saying, “harder, harder.”

I couldn’t do it. I got soft, and then she left. Things have been awkward since. I really like her and want to stay with her, but I don’t know what to do.

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Dear Sex Smackdown,

I must start by saying that I do not condone domestic violence in any way, shape or form. There’s a fine line between pleasure from pain and causing harm. But for a lot of people, BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) is a thrilling form of erotic pleasure. Many people grow closer through sharing physical pain in the bedroom, and others are just not into it. Your new gal apparently gets off on a little masochism. That, or she is deeply troubled.

Wild sex can be a huge turn-on. A little ass slap, some gentle choking, being tied up or whipped are all examples of the kind of kinky fun you can have with your partner. Some folks like to be peed on or humiliated; others like to play dress-up. The list goes on and on, and exploration can be an exciting erotic adventure — if it’s mutual. What concerns me is that you’re clearly not into it and she is pushing her sexual agenda on you. It’s time to talk.

You have to discuss your comfort level with this kind of action in the bedroom. While you want to please her, you’ve got to discuss boundaries and limits. She has to understand how you feel, or you’re trying to play a role you can’t sustain. The longer you try to keep it up, the harder it will be to keep it up, if you get what I’m saying.

It’s understandable that you want to make her happy; but if you don’t voice your concern, distance will grow between you. Sounds like that’s already started.

If you decide you’re willing to give this sort of play a try, then agree in advance on a way to do it that works for both of you. A safe word is crucial, so that when/if things go too far, you can clock out quickly and without question. As cool as this woman might be, the fact remains that you might not be compatible in the sack.

Disappointing, sure, but how long do you think the relationship will last if you withhold your true feelings?

Speak up before someone really gets hurt.

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Maybe I’ll see you there next time! When: Friday, august 8, 2014. Where: Dorset street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912370 BaBe on the choppeR You: handsome stud on bike with luscious locks in the sun. Us: two saucy single ladies in the silver Civic. When: Thursday, 5 p.m. Where: in front of Pearl Street Beverage. We waved, you waved; can we get a ride? When: Thursday, august 7, 2014. Where: in front of pearl street Beverage. You: Man. Me: Woman. #912369 ZoWie aRe You cute I was crossing from the village gas station by the light at Shelburne Rd. You were driving from the direction of the field house and school. We both did a double take. I wanted to say hi but could not get off my call. You drive a Volvo wagon and have curly hair. I would be very happy to meet you.

When: Friday, august 8, 2014. Where: shelburne Village. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912368 eYes at RaDio Bean You: dark, beautiful woman in a patterned dress, at a table outside with another girl and guy at Radio Bean/Duino tonight, 8/7. Me: wearing a hat and hoody, hanging with a group of friends before walking north. As my group departed I glanced behind and we exchanged one last look. Here’s hoping we lock eyes again sometime in the near future. When: Thursday, august 7, 2014. Where: Radio Bean/Duino Duende. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912366 JaZZ at RaDio Bean You: bopping right outside the door. Clearly enjoying the music. Adorable. Me: sitting at the bar, salt-and-pepper hair, olive T-shirt, glasses, in delight at the music and your dancing. Would you like to meet next week for a drink and jazz? I would like to get to know that lovely girl who bopped to the music I love.

When: Thursday, august 7, 2014. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912365

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cute in a DoRkY WaY Salt-and-pepper hair, riding one of those sit-down bikes. I always see you riding around town. Can’t help but find your dorkiness so adorable. Maybe I’ll buy myself one of those bikes and we can take a ride? ;) When: tuesday, august 5, 2014. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #912363 chaMplain, nY BoRDeR You recognized me from before; we spoke about organic food and Food Inc. You told me about a documentary on Netflix. Want to have that “personal conversation”? When: sunday, august 3, 2014. Where: champlain, nY. You: Man. Me: Woman. #912362 We Make Magic Our combined characters make magic fireballs come alive. I’m sorry I had to leave you. Dancing just isn’t the same. See you soon on Venus.

When: tuesday, august 5, 2014. Where: Venus. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #912361 oakleDge BeautY Your amazing eyes and smile always give me butterflies as I drive through the gate at Oakledge.

You work in the mornings and always brighten my day. I’m the one in the silver pickup. Grab a beer sometime? When: tuesday, august 5, 2014. Where: oakledge park. You: Man. Me: Man. #912359 tg Maxx cleRks I love all the female clerks, you ladies are so stylish.

I am seeking help with cross-dressing. I could use dressing and shopping advice, garters — LOL, those damn straps. Would love some help with makeup, and strutting in heels. I am not seeking sex; ever hear that on here? LOL. I could pay for advice. When: saturday, august 2, 2014. Where: tJ Maxx. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912357

Mountain lauRel I was instantly smitten by your smile as you walked across the lobby toward me when we met. I admitted it to you as we enjoyed drinks later that evening. You are my beautiful Mountain Laurel, and I cherish our time together, outdoors and indoors. I want you to know these have been the best six months of my life. When: Monday, February 17, 2014. Where: hotel Vt. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912356 BeautiFul BRunette saMpling gReat BeeR You were at Queen City Brewery enjoying a flight of sample with a friend. You had a light blue tank top on. I was sitting across the bar on the corner enjoying a sampler too. I had a blue T-shirt on. Our eyes met a few times, I didn’t get a chance to say hello before you left. When: saturday, august 2, 2014. Where: Queen city Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912355 BuYing tWo ReD Bulls You were buying two Red Bulls at the Mobil on Shelburne Road. You have a beautiful smile and looked great in the blue multi-striped dress. I wished I had more time to talk but was working.

Maybe we could get together and collaborate on that invention we talked about! When: saturday, august 2, 2014. Where: Mobil station on shelburne Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912354 BeautY at the 7DaYsies paRtY Sassy short hair, wearing a beautiful blue and white polkadot dress. Your eyes are the most stunning eyes I’ve ever seen! Congrats on your 7 Daysies win!

When: Friday, august 1, 2014. Where: echo center 7 Daysies party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912353 You knoW i like cinnaMon You: short blond hair (now brunette), great smile; you just started learning the register at Dunkin’.

Me: Medium caramel swirl cinnamon iced coffee with cream and sugar. I was hoping I wasn’t the only one thinking about those smiles we exchange every morning. I’m wondering what your real name is. When: Wednesday, July 30, 2014. Where: Dunkin’. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #912352

BuRlington ReDheaD gaRage-saleing You: around town, running, working out, being funny, listening to music, walking to work, charming the socks off me. When: Wednesday, august 6, 2014. Where: Montrèal, essex, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912350 tall BRunette at pieR 1 Walked by at Pier 1 during a rainstorm. You have a great smile. You: tall and beautiful.

Me: 50 with salt-and-pepper hair. Are you single? When: Thursday, July 31, 2014. Where: pier 1. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912349 loVe oF MY liFe Caysie, I spy you every day of my life. My heart aches for you every moment I’m alive knowing I had the perfect woman. I can’t change the past and I can only get better for the future. I’m asking for you to give us one more chance. We can start over with a clean slate. Love always, Handsome. When: Thursday, July 31, 2014. Where: every day. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912347 cosMetologY school All you ladies looked hot. I would love to be feminized by you all and strut for all of you. You could do my makeup and I would model, in heels, hose, panties, bra, perhaps a garter. Perhaps some bevies or 420 and a floor show by me. When: Wednesday, July 30, 2014. Where: cosmetology school. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912346 aRc’teRYx in the BeVY tent I saw you in your blue Arc’teryx from a distance in the bevy tent at OCMS and I couldn’t help but stare. I thought I saw you looking over at my friends and me ... We were also in the direction of the stage. I was wearing a giant tie-dyed flannel shirt.

Let’s talk music and gear over drinks sometime?

When: tuesday, July 29, 2014. Where: shelburne Farms. You: Man. Me: Woman. #912345 statuesQue RaVen Dressed as a goddess of the night. Gutterson Garage, 3:30-ish. You: 5’10” Amazonian blonde in a white headband, a sexy black sun dress and Birkenstocks. Me: sitting in car with my buddy, smoking. You walked by and I watched until you were out of sight. I can remember each step you took. I would love to meet you.

When: tuesday, July 29, 2014. Where: uVM garage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #912344

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