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his has got to be the cookingest holiday of them all, I thought as I stood, packed like a sardine, on a City Market checkout line. It was pre-Thanksgiving, and the food-buying frenzy had kicked in. Burlington’s sole downtown supermarket is jammed with people year-round; throw in a holiday, and it’s a mosh pit at Bonnaroo. In front of me on line was a middleagedblack woman, somewhat on the dowdy side but with a pretty face and expressive eyes. She was wheeling an old-fashioned, folding shopping cart. When I was a kid, shopping carts were ubiquitous; nowadays, much less common. I began to ponder the potential explanations for their decline in use but stopped myself. Even for me, that was just too random a subject to devote 60 seconds of my life to. Ten minutes later, as I got into my cab and began to ease out of my parking spot, that same lady approached me, pulling her cart with one hand and flagging me down with the other. “Could you give me a ride down North Avenue just past Northgate?” she asked with a smile. “Sure thing,” I replied, shifting back into park and stepping out. The line between my work hours and off hours is fluid. If someone hails me, I’ll generally take the fare unless I’m seriously engaged. “Let me help you get your stuff into the backseat, and you can sit up front with me.” “Why, thank you, honey,” she said in, yes, a honeyed tone. “My name’s Connie, by the way.” Making our way out of the gridlocked parking lot was a vehicular version of the shopping experience. My customer said, “It

˜ ere’s no place like home, but we still have a wish list… BY S E V E N D AY S S TA F F

ermont sure has a lot going for it — a thriving local food movement, fresh air and mountains, great craft beer, and the best skiing and riding in the East. And if our elected leaders can get it together, we might just be the ﬁ rst state with universal health care. No wonder generations of homesteaders, hippies and health nuts have migrated north to the land of soymilk and honey. We love the scenery, scale and sense of community in this brave little state. Not to mention the syrup. But f or all that, we know Vermont, and its largest city, could be better. We could have more. Ever come back f rom a trip — to Austin, San Francisco, Barcelona — thinking about something we don’t have? Something that would make our home better? Maybe it’s a pro sports team. Or commuter trains. Or more ethnic food. We asked the Seven Days sta° — and our f riends on Facebook and Twitter — to come up with a holiday wish list for Vermont and/or greater Burlington. The results are a mix of whimsical and practical. If fulﬁ lled, these stocking stu° ers could make our Green Mountain haven even more of a draw ... but how to bring the Atlantic Ocean to Vermont’s eastern shore? A ND Y B R O M A G E

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A BAR-CADE

Burlington is not short on nightlife. Just about every niche is fi lled: clubby, classy, frathouse-y. But the endearingly awkward geeks among us remain underserved. For some of us, the sports bars are too aggressive, the dance fl oors too terrifying to comprehend. We’re just looking f or a relatively quiet night of good-natured competition and tasty brews. This is why Burlington needs a downtown arcade-bar combo. Currently, local gaming options are mostly limited to Pizza Putt, Zachary’s or the occasional Big Buck Hunter machine. These options are fun, but let’s be honest — the hyperkinetic, casino-gone-Candy-Land atmospheres and stu° ed-animal prizes make clear that the target audience is families. And no one wants to be the solo young adult male creeping around. Plus, these places are not pedestrian-accessible f rom downtown. What Burlington needs is a place where grown-ups who know the Konami Code by heart can play the golden-age arcade classics. Hip spots like Barcade in Brooklyn, Ground Kontrol in Portland, Ore., and even the national chain Dave & Buster’s have proven the model in larger cities swarming with young, childless adults. What would you fi nd at this drinks-and-Dig-Dug emporium? All the classic favorites would be represented: Pac-Man, Street Fighter, Space Invaders and this author’s personal f avorite, NBA Jam (Boomshakalaka!). You’d also fi nd more tactile games such as pinball machines, Skee-Ball lanes and bubblehockey tables. Add in a few tap lines serving local craft beers and you’ve got geek nirvana. Haters might complain about hipsters being nostalgic for a time before they were born, but we’d be too busy trying to get the high score on Paperboy to care. TYLER MACHADO

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A ZOO

To me, Burlington’s gaping culinary black hole is the absence of an Italian market — a place that harkens back to the city’s Little Italy section that was lost to urban renewal in the ’60s. In my vision, this market would anchor an entire food bazaar — a hodgepodge of kiosks, tiny markets and, eventually, eateries. Inside the Italian market, I would duck under dangling salami to knock back an espresso at the counter, then load up my basket with fresh, almost warm mozzarella, curls of guanciale, jars of marinated eggplant and f resh ravioli. At the adjacent bakery, I could grab semolina rolls, cannoli and fl aky sf ogliatelle. Nearby would be a fi sh market piled high with cases of f resh squid and clams; there’d be a stall where I could pick up fresh fl owers, too.

A MONUMENT

I think Burlington needs — no, deserves! — a really big, artf ul, f rigging awesome monument. A landmark whose only purpose is to be amazing. Something that visitors would ﬂ ock to, sending gushing texts and tweets back home, and that locals would be proud to call their own. My monument would put Burlington, even all of Vermont, on the world map. Like the Ei˜ el Tower in Paris. Statue of Liberty in New York City. Gateway Arch in St. Louis. Hello, Vermont? This Revolutionary-War-hero-on-a-horse stu˜ is so three centuries ago. It’s time to move on, and up. I can’t say what my monument would look like, exactly. I imagine the city issuing a request f or proposals, which hundreds of talented artists would answer, eager f or the chance to design something, well, monumental. But nothing phallic, please. My monument for Burlington would swoop and curve and have beauty and grace and

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I’ve long had a soft spot for travel by train. It’s without a doubt the most civilized way to travel — no airport patdowns, no f reeway gridlock. But Vermont is not exactly a major rail hub. So topping my holiday wish list is highspeed (or even moderate-speed) rail access. The ﬁ rst destination on my fantasy itinerary? Montréal, bien sûr! Rattling north to our cosmopolitan neighbor by rail isn’t such a far-fetched dream: Amtrak used to run a train

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move gently with the wind. It would be playful yet grand. Commanding yet welcoming. It would have an elevator that whisked visitors to the top f or killer views and impressive vertigo. And did I mention it would be on the Burlington Waterf ront? From my monument, watching the sun set over the Adirondacks would be even more breathtaking. There are so many worthy civic needs — a˜ ordable housing, decent health care, livable wages, etc. — and, sure, I’m in favor of those, too. But a monument, now that would give Burlington world class.

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Six years ago, I fell hard for Knut, the plucky polar bear cub born in captivity at Germany’s Berlin Zoological Garden. Then, last month, when the New York Aquarium took in Mitik, a 235-pound orphaned baby walrus with bulging eyes and a perky mustache, I was instantly smitten with the weird little guy. Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own zoo — and our own celebrity baby animals — right here in Vermont? I’m not talking about a petting zoo; we have plenty of those. Shelburne Farms has squee-inducing lambs and other barnyard fuzzies. Santa’s Land in Putney has miniature ponies, potbellied pigs and Bill the camel. And, if you’re into local lake creatures, there’s always ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center in Burlington. But let’s face it: Fish get old, fast. Where are our Bengal tigers? Our musk oxen? The closest exotic-animal zoo is in Granby, Québec, nearly two hours from Burlington. Sure, keeping wild animals is expensive. The Toronto Zoo spends almost $1 million a year to f eed its 13,000 vertebrate animals. But zoos have succeeded in towns smaller than Burlington. Minot, N.D., only has 40,000-some people, but its Roosevelt Park Zoo houses tigers, lions, warthogs, gira˜ es, gibbons — even a Chilean rose-hair tarantula! Closer to home, the Squam Lakes Natural Science Center in tiny Holderness, N.H., keeps animals native to the area. So no poison dart frogs. But they do have mountain lions, bobcats and black bears. We could at least do that, right? I’m wishing for a small but spunky Vermont zoo, ﬁ lled with unusual creatures and compassionate caretakers. To cut down on costs, I’d settle for animals comfortable in our cool climate. But I’d like at least one baby reindeer with a tragic past and star potential.

from D.C. to Montréal, appropriately named the Montréaler. It discontinued the Canadian leg of that trip in 1995 to save money, and today the renamed Vermonter terminates in Essex Junction. But there’s good news f or rail af icionados. Dan Delabruere, rail program director at the Vermont Agency of Transportation, says improvements are on the way. This summer, VTrans f inished $4 million worth of track improvements that will allow Amtrak to reach higher speeds along portions of the Vermonter line. Next summer, VTrans will start replacing older tracks with continuously welded rails between St. Albans and the Canadian border — a prerequisite f or passenger travel. Delabruere says the state is also working with New York and Québec to investigate the f easibility of a customs facility in the Montréal station to cut down on border-crossing time, should the rail service be reinstated. The goal is to connect Vermont and Montréal by train within three years. It’s sometimes hard for Vermonters to see the potential in rail travel. Our state is, af ter all, a vehicle-dominated one. But Amtrak ridership here is improving every year, and the state is marketing Vermont as a tourist destination to New York rail riders. “We see rail as the future,” Delabruere says.

What We Want « P.31 In the food bazaar, there’d be a place to grab slices of pizza so sloppy that you’d have to fold them in half to eat them; a raw bar f or knocking back a dozen oysters; and a Korean barbecue where poker-faced servers would lay kalbi on your table grill. The pièce d’résistance: a comf y wine bar where you could sample new wines by the ounce, pairing them with tiny plates such as smoked herring and lamb meatballs. I thought this was only my dream until I spoke with Amir Jusuf agic. He owns the Church Street f ood cart Amir’s Kebab, and for a long time he’s wished for a space where some of downtown’s food vendors could gather and set up shop for the winter. “It would be a little food court. We just need to ﬁ nd adequate space in Church Street; that’s my biggest problem,” says Jusufagic. Next to my grand and idealized vision, his seems more realistic. It starts with a dream, right?

But we wouldn’t want to lose our greatest river, so we’d have to relocate that, too. The obvious solution would be to simply pick up the Connecticut River, drag it 15 or 20 miles to the west and drop it back down. Think my plan’s unrealistic? Fine. Let climate change keep working its wonders, and we won’t even have to demo the Granite State. PAUL HEINTZ

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We’ve got mountains, rivers, f orests and lakes — one of which is huge and totally awesome. But Vermont’s missing something big: It’s the only New England state without an ocean. And that’s a total bummer. I’m not hating on Champlain, but our beaches and boatyards and lighthouses are just plain goofy without the waves of the Atlantic lapping at our shores. No clams or lobsters. No surﬁ ng or sea kayaking. No crusty old sailors in crusty old oceanside bars. No salty taste on the tongue when you dive into the drink. So here’s what I’m suggesting: a controlled demolition of the entirety of New Hampshire. This endeavor would necessitate the relocation of quite a f ew New Hampshirites, but surely Massachusetts and Maine could accommodate them. Also problematic: the Vacation State would no longer be attached to the rest of the country. The biggest hurdle would be how to deal with the Connecticut River. With New Hampshire out of the way, the towns lining Vermont’s eastern border — from Vernon to Norwich to Canaan — would be beachf ront property, which is great.

Brew-and-view theaters do exist outside greater Burlington: the Stowe Cinema 3Plex, the Big Picture Theater & Caf é in Waitsﬁ eld and the Savoy Theater in Montpelier all let you sip something stronger than soda in your seat. But a boozy Thanksgiving “Trapped in the Closet” Sing-Along? Not likely to happen unless you throw one in your living room.

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If I lived in Austin, Texas, I could have spent Thanksgiving eating a full turkey dinner and drinking cold beer at the Alamo Draf thouse Ritz while giving thanks to the pop-culture gods at a Dumb and Dumber Quote-Along, or an R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” Sing-Along. That same week at the same joint, I could have watched Jacques Tati’s Playtime projected in 70-millimeter, 12 Monkeys, camp classic Road House, True Lies and something called Swinging Co-eds. Yes, life is good for a fi lm fanatic in towns with an Alamo Draf thouse, the Austin-based chain that has announced plans to expand all the way to New York and Los Angeles. While its business model stands apart, many cities and college towns have some sort of brew-and-view cinema that alternates showings of fi rst- or second-run movies with repertory and “cult” programming. Burlington? Not so much. The Essex Cinemas shows classic movies at its popular Throwback Thursdays, but its Club Take 2 lounge, which used to o° er weekend brew-and-view options, has shut down indefi nitely. Williston’s Majestic 10 hosts a bar, but you have to fi nish your drink before the show. Merrill Jarvis III, who owns the Majestic and Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas in downtown Burlington, says he likes the Alamo Draf thouse f ormat and thinks “something like that would work at the Roxy.” The problem: “It would have to be an over-21 movie theater, always,” he says. Local liquor laws treat a theater where alcohol is consumed “more like a bar serving fi lms,” Jarvis explains. Having an over-21 area would require a separate entrance.

Vermont is a great place to be born. The state boasts the lowest rate of preterm births in the country, and among the lowest rates of infant mortality. Yet mothers here have one less choice about where and how to birth their babies than do women in many other parts of the country. That’s because Vermont — the hippie-dippy, earthy-crunchy, touchy-f eely state we live in — has exactly zero freestanding birth centers. For those who aren’t versed in the nuances of birthing choices, birth centers are licensed clinics where midwives care f or expectant mothers. They’re somewhere on the spectrum between home births and hospital births, with a focus on long prenatal appointments and a homey, holistic birth environment. Putney midwif e Mary Lawlor worked f or 12 years to try to make birth centers a possibility in Vermont but ran into countless roadblocks along the way. In the end, she decided to open a birth center ﬁ ve years ago in neighboring New Hampshire, and now parents-to-be travel up to 100 miles to give birth at the clinic. The good news is that a

new group of midwives and patients is gearing up to investigate the feasibility of building a birth center in Vermont. Lawlor says that because surgeons attend 90 percent of births in the U.S., the assumption is of ten that more medical intervention equals better medical outcomes f or mothers and babies. “The natural process, and the safety that’s built in and inherent in the birth process, gets completely screwed up,” says Lawlor. The result? One in three American women gives birth by Caesarean section. Lawlor sees birth centers as an antidote to that problem. If you still need some convincing, consider this: Birth centers shave serious dough o° the costly process of birthing a baby. The American Association of Birth Centers estimates that if just 10 percent of the four million women who give birth in the U.S. each year chose birth centers, the savings in facility fees alone could total $2.6 billion. KATHRYN FLAGG

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Bradley also gently suggests, “When the sun goes down, you’re not looking at much of anything —˜except the lights of the city, and there aren’t that many.” What? I, for one, would pay top dollar to nosh above a nocturnal view of Pine Street, Burlington’s only urban corridor that stretches out from downtown like a grand urban boulevard. It’s not the Champs Elysées, but viewed f rom the right altitude, it does glitter … a bit.

Here’s my vision: Transform the decrepit Moran Plant on the Burlington waterf ront into SpaTastic Burlington, a multilevel, budget-friendly palace of relaxation. Inside, you’d ﬁ nd seven di˙ erent saunas — from salt lined to gold plated, extra hot to icy — a miniature mani/pedi salon and an a˙ ordable massage studio. If you were there to get healthy, you’d graze the organic salad bar and dim-sum station. If not, you’d grab a corndog at the fried-foods café and plant yourself in the veg-out room: wall-to-wall La-ZBoys, each with its own HD TV.

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SD: What are some of the negative consequences of legalization? MMC: One thing we need to take into consideration is that our extremely dangerous drug epidemic right now is with legalized, prescription drugs. So when you legalize drugs and get large pharmaceutical com panies involved in selling drugs, you’re going to be in

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SEVEN DAYS: Your bio states that when you left the U.S. attorney’s office, you felt the work you had done “made the world a safer place.” Do you still feel that way? MICHELE MARTINEZ CAMPBELL: I do, because there’s a real difference between decriminalizing or de-penalizing personal use [of drugs] and looking f or treatment options, and saying it would be a good thing to have a massive international legalized trade in all sorts of narcotics. I also think there’s a real line between marijuana and many other types of drugs that are much more addictive and dangerous.

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n eight years as an assistant U.S. attorney in New York City, Michele Martinez Campbell never once locked up someone for loose joints or single bags of smack. Her prosecutions took down much bigger game: traffickers who smuggled hundreds of kilos of heroin f rom the jungles of Thailand into the ports of New York City, and Mexican cocaine kingpins who moved pallets of illicit cash by the truckload. She wouldn’t even consider a marijuana charge unless it involved at least 1000 pounds of contraband. Today, Martinez Campbell’s job — as a criminallaw professor at Vermont Law School — isn’t quite the adrenaline rush of the prosecutor’s job she left in 2001. Still, the New Haven, Conn., native has maintained a keen interest in state and federal drug policies. She recently launched a new blog, NarcoLaw, to explore how effective those policies have been in reducing drug use and concomitant crimes. The launch of NarcoLaw several weeks ago couldn’t have been more timely. Successf ul ballot measures in Colorado and Washington State just resulted in legalized recreational marijuana use f or adults. In a nonbinding ref erendum, more than 70 percent of Burlington voters endorsed the legalization of mari juana and hemp in Vermont. But despite the growing pro-pot movement nation wide, Martinez Campbell says she’d like to see a more sober, dispassionate and fact-based dialogue about the pros and cons of drug legalization. That includes an exploration of the interim steps states could take in that direction, including drug de-penalization (eliminating incarceration for drug offenses) and decriminalization (making drug possession a civil violation similar to a traffic ticket). Martinez Campbell is no newbie to the writing gig. Besides penning several hundred grand-jury indict ments, she has authored f our crime novels and has a fifth due to be completed next year.Seven Days reached her at her office in South Royalton.

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MMC: I actually think that this makes it more likely that more states will take action that f alls short of f ull legalization but would have a significant impact on how they regulate marijuana. So you’ll have some states saying, “Let’s take incarceration off the books,” or “Let’s make it a civil violation so we have some regulatory power over people if they’re getting into trouble with it.” And I certainly think there will be other states that legalize it.

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corporate involvement and everything that comes with it . For example, in Los Angeles you had all these dispensaries that were not observing state requirements. They were selling larger quantities, selling to people they shouldn’t have been selling to, and that’s where you saw the DEA raiding dispensaries. So with full legalization, [the Obama administration would] have to change its policy.

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SD: How do you think the Justice Department will respond to the legalization votes in colorado and Washington? MMC: They’ve been very clear that they don’t support f ull legalization, because this issue has already come up around the medical-marijuana issue. This issue was already decided [in 2005] by the Supreme Court — in Gonzales v. Raich — which said that the f ederal gov ernment is f ree to make its own marijuana laws and the states can’t trump f ederal law. What’s happened around medical marijuana under Obama was, he came in and said, “We’re not going to prosecute people who SD: Now that other states have legalized, will decriminalization in Vermont seem like a day late are compliant with state medical-marijuana statutes.” And then there were states with really lax enforcement. and a dollar short?

SD: What would a successful drug policy look like to you? MMC: To me, a big stride that’s been made in recent years is the drug-court movement. Instead of looking for punitive penalties for personal use, it looks toward treatment and understands that addiction is a dis ease rather than a personal f ailing. A successf ul drug policy, in my view, would also make more distinctions between different type of drugs than we make now, and may treat marijuana differently than other drugs because it lacks many of those addictive properties. But it would still be informed by meaningful medical expertise. I think we have to not be utopian about this, [thinking] that, if we legalize it, all our social ills will just go away. m

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SD: Why is that a bad thing? MMC: Because it’s going to increase use massively and we’re just going to end up with more people smoking pot or doing other drugs the way people drink now, which is of ten irresponsibly and to excess, and that’s going to cause a whole lot of other problems.

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After the Fall Book review: Paradise City by Archer Mayor B Y PA M EL A POL STON

t may be odd in a book review to comment on the last part fi rst, but the ending of Archer Mayor’s recently published Paradise City is also a little odd. That’s because there are several of them, and possibly one too many. Chapter 24 wraps up in the way that crime novels do: revisiting major players, including one in a hospital; sweeping up more bad guys; tying loose ends and providing a sense of closure. But the fi nal fi nale feels, to this reader, superfl uous — a coda in which Mayor drops in on a pair of characters who, frankly, are not very likable. Why give them equal time with more central fi gures? It’s certainly not to set up a sequel; this is Mayor’s 23rd volume in the Joe Gunther series, and, while the collection revolves around a set of individuals who move f orward in time, each novel has a completely di˛ erent story and peripheral personnel. Mayor fi nishes Paradise City with two of the book’s least sympathetic characters (at least among the non-murderers), and fails in his attempt to make both of them more so. In f act, giving the pair redeeming qualities on virtually the last page not only seems pointless, it’s just not very plausible. It’s a jarring last step in an otherwise fl uid read. That aside, it is to the Newf ane author’s immense credit that he has invented so many stories and characters over the years and has done so again with Paradise City. At the same time, he has built on the stories of his core cast. By contrast with series in which the protagonists seem essentially frozen in time, Joe Gunther and his gang evolve, grow older, and experience entirely believable human pleasures, sorrows and complications. For longtime f ans, reading Mayor’s annual volume is like a literary f amily reunion. Of course, the members of this branch are all cops. Another of Mayor’s talents is creating a sense of place and imbuing it with history that, rather than interrupting the story, provides valuable context. And, for this author, context is a backdrop with almost fatalistic implications for the ne’er-do-wells who populate his stories. Mayor/Gunther doesn’t excuse or f orgive criminal behavior; he simply sees where criminals are coming from, as it were. The series is set primarily in Vermont, with locales more or less familiar to residents of this state — particularly those around Brattleboro. In Paradise City, however, Gunther and gang get out of town; while associated

crimes in Vermont and Boston launch the plot, most of the action takes place in Northampton, Mass. Once the chief of police in Brattleboro, Gunther has for some years been head of the Vermont Bureau of Investigation, a fi ctional outfi t that Mayor has had to explain in each book since he created it. Thankfully, his introduction to the VBI is briefer and smoother in Paradise City. For his long and largely successful tour of duty in both organizations, Gunther is legendary both in Vermont law enforcement and to his colleagues in Massachusetts. Mayor makes a point of describing the delicate dance of cops in di˛ erent jurisdictions working together — this is, after all, a “police procedural.” The insider inf o is both interesting and realistic: Mayor doesn’t omit the f rustrating budgetary constraints of the small departments run by Gunther and Northampton chief Dan Siegel. And he presents Boston detective Jimmy McAuli˛ e — a dedicated but somewhat jaded urban cop — with the ignominy of being upstaged by a citizen’s amateur investigations. That citizen is Mina Carson, granddaughter of a wealthy elderly woman whose home is burgled in tony Beacon Hill. It isn’t a simple B&E; when Billie Hawthorne conf ronts the robbers in her kitchen, one of them brutally knocks her to the fl oor, kicks her in the head and sends the old lady into a coma. And so Mina embarks on a determined — and dangerous — quest to fi nd out whodunit. So do Jimmy McAuli˛ e, Dan Siegel and Joe Gunther, once the Boston robbery is linked to a home invasion — with arson — in Vermont and then to a criminal ring focused on antique jewelry that seems to be headquartered in Northampton. This chain eventually leads to illegal alien workers who transform the stolen gems and baubles into other pieces f or highly profi table resale at Northampton’s most successful jewelry studio. The cops take a while to uncover all this, of course, and therein hangs a convoluted but mostly riveting tale. Along the way, there are more killings. If some of the lower-level thieves are one card shy of a full deck, the masterminds behind the thieving and alien-smuggling operation are uncannily sophisticated. Think untraceable phones, anonymous communications via video in obscure locations, digitally altered voices and every other contemporary crime cliché.

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Knit Wits « p.41 penguin, a pterosaur, a chimera and an Ewok — every year for her children, now 5 and 8. After hearing a radio f eature about a musician who draf ted a composition based on the number pi, Roth whipped up a dress in which each stripe represents, in color and number of rows, a digit in pi — out to 50 decimal places. This time of year, she’s juggling a f ew projects — holiday presents, knits for the store, socks. “I’ll knit with anything but wire,” Roth says, and adds, “It’s really popular right now. Just not with me.”

“This girl can whip out a sweater in — how long?” asks Nido owner Phiona Milano, glancing at Vianelli-Nixon. (The answer: a lightning-quick three weeks.) “I’ve never seen someone so able to produce so much.” Vianelli-Nixon admits that she does knit a lot of sweaters. “It makes you f eel good when someone says, ‘You made that?’” she says. Plus, after struggling for years to find clothes that properly fit her frame, Vianelli-Nixon found she was better off knitting something f rom scratch. She sticks mostly to patterns but has a strong sense of taste — a 1950s LE SLi E aesthetic, she says, that’s f airly “vintage-y.” Most of all, though, VianelliNixon is inspired by the fibers. Wandering through yarn stores as a child was what drew her to the craft, and her advice to aspiring knitters is, first and foremost, to find a yarn they love. “If you don’t love it, you’re not going to use it,” she says.

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Eve Jacobs-Carnahan, 52, got her start knitting as a child — first with a pair of mittens, then scarves and hats. By the time she reached college, she was crafting complicated sweaters. But what the seasoned knitter remembers more vividly than those early projects is the moment, about 15 years ago, when she first realized that knitting UR

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Stephanie Vianelli-Nixon begged f or knitting needles as a child — and the crafter, now 30, remembers when Santa obliged the 7-year-old’s request. “I wasn’t in stantly good at it,” she admits, so she set the needles aside for some years. But her interest in the craft en dured, and when her best friend showed her the ropes, Vianelli-Nixon, then a 24-year-old grad student, was hooked. “I would not have survived grad school if not for the knitting,” she says. A relatively recent transplant to Burlington — her husband snagged a postdoctoral f ellowship at the University of Vermont — VianelliNixon counts herself lucky to have lived in some great crafting communities. Now she works f our days a week behind the bright, cheer f ul storefront of Nido, a College Street fabric and yarn store. Peruse the lovingly curated shelves there and you’ll probably stumble on more than a f ew of Vianelli-Nixon’s kA Th knit wares. Ry n

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could be more than just producing functional clothing: It could be art. That realization came when Jacobs-Carnahan picked up the 1996 book Knitting in America: Patterns, Profiles, & Stories of America’s Leading Artisans . “It just blew my mind,” she says, remembering being particularly struck by a project called “Portrait of Alzheimer’s” by fiber artist Katharine Cobey. The sculpture showed an intricate lace shawl that devolved into strange holes and shredded wool and silk. For Jacobs-Carnahan, who had long worked f rom patterns, the shif t to sculpture was “a big Roth jump,” she says. “It was a big, mind-opening experience to see somebody making something that wasn’t clothing.” Then again, she admits she was tired of sticking just to f unctional wares. “I wanted some thing more,” she says. Since then, Jacobs-Carnahan has knitted sculptural designs ranging from garden-inspired motifs to large, lacy tapestries, many f rom wool she spun and dyed herself . Several sculptures — including a series in which knitted hands or mittens figure — allude to knitting’s traditional role in garments. Some act as political commentary; others express f rustrations with group dynamics or concern f or social and environmental issues. Most are constructed over an armature of wire that gives them a three-dimensional structure. JacobsCarnahan’s work has appeared in exhibits throughout the United States and Canada, often along with that of other fiber artists. Even so, she says, sculptural knitting is fairly rare. And that means she’s often looking to other forms of art — particularly sculpture in other media — for her inspiration. In her day job as an assistant attorney general for the State of Vermont, Jacobs-Carnahan says, her work is to “write and read and analyze and work on cases that take years to complete.” Knitting, she says, gives her an outlet that is tangible, physical and colorful — with more imme diate results. “It lets me be creative with a different part of my brain,” she says. “I really need to do both, I have discov ered.” m

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In their retirement years, Grandma and Grandpa love collecting art — especially works that celebrate how awesome Vermont is. I’m getting them one of Kevin Ruelle’s gorgeous, timeless Vermont prints — although I’m having a hard time deciding between the “Autumn in Vermont” and “Vermont Apples” faux travel posters. At $35 each, maybe I’ll just get both.

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My pooch is as adorable and perf ect as ever, but she’s getting older, which means she (or her human) needs to make healthier choices. There’s no better choice f or my best f riend on f our legs than the organic, madein-Vermont treatsf rom Wagatha’s dog biscuits. For the holiday season, Wagatha’s is o˜ ering a puppy-personalized stocking, ﬁ lled with two pounds of biscuits and embroidered with her name. I wouldn’t be sad to see the stocking replace my winter socks as her f avorite tug-of -war toy, either. $27.50.

Instagram had a good goodrun, run,but butlet’s let’sget get real: The billion-dollar app’s allure took a hit once Mom started running photos through the Earlybird fi lter. Sis is a hip young woman who appreciates her analog roots, roots,sosois is there there a better a better accessory to her record player and hornfilm? lm?AAHolga Holga rimmed glasses than analog fi medium-f ormat camera will give her the square f orm, vignetted edges and romantic graininess she’s come to love with f aux-vintage smartphone apps, but with the serendipity and mystery that only real fi lm can provide. And she won’t have to scroll through dozens of baby pictures and food shots to use it. $30. LeZot Camera, Burlington, 652-2400. lezotcameras.com

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My bestie is the political-activist type. He knows the consequences of foreign policy better than any cable-news talking head. That’s why I was surprised to hear that he hadn’t already read The Operators, in which political journalist and Vermont native Michael Hastings heads to Afghanistan Af ghanistan to tell the thereal real of the story of the onongoing war there. In the wake wakeofof the Petraeus scandal, this exposé on the the “rock star” generals generals leading our troops seems even more prescient — and terrifying. $27.95 hardcover, $17 paperback.

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The café will have an open kitchen and a small bar serving microbrews and local wines, but Raymond confides that desserts might become the bistro’s hallmark. “I have a sticky-bun recipe that people die for,” he says. All pies and cakes will be homemade. Those eager to try the killer baked goods once Redhead Bistro opens will be able to eat there Tuesdays through Saturdays for dinner, and Thursdays through Saturdays for lunch.

Spring 2013 isn’t as far away as it sounded when we first reported on the plans for Hen of the Wood at Hotel Vermont in September 2011. What was then proposed as an April debut is now projected for May 1, says chef and co-owner ERIC WaRnsTEDT. What can diners expect at a Burlington sister to Warnstedt’s acclaimed Waterbury restaurant, hEn oF ThE WooD aT ThE gRIsT mIll? “Things that are primal and elemental — fire, flesh, fat — through a modern, professional and gracious lens,” Warnstedt says. “A well-thought-out beverage program F il e :m at that follows the same ethical th e guidelines as the food — wine is organic or biodynamic, coming from family farmers that take a less interventionist approach to their craft.” One of his friends, Warnstedt adds, owns a Portland, Ore., Eric Warnstedt restaurant called Ned Ludd, an American Craft Kitchen — a name that sums up his ideal. “I wish I would have thought of that — it says it all.” To create their own “craft kitchen,” Warnstedt and co-owner WIllIam mCnEIl have enlisted JEREmIah ChuRCh to construct a dome-style oven like the ones he helped make for BREaD anD BuTTER FaRm in Shelburne and VERgEnnEs launDRy as part of Turtlerock Masonry Heat of Vermont. They’ll also use a wood grill, and Warnstedt hopes that most foods coming out of the kitchen “will be touched by fire at some point.” Many of those dishes will star meat, as the restaurant’s plan involves whole-animal butchery. The space design isn’t finalized yet, but Warnstedt would like to include a window into one of the coolers to reveal hanging carcasses. Bar seating and stools set up by the open kitchen will add a casual vibe, appropriate to a menu that will include small and mid-price plates alongside higher-end fare similar to that served at the Waterbury restaurant. At the bar, guests can expect “a pretty rad cocktail program that falls in the same line as our food,” Warnstedt says. All in line with the urban Hen of the Wood, which, Warnstedt promises, will be the restaurant’s final expansion. He puts it in a nutshell: “It’s our style, it’s our ethics, in the city.”

If all goes according to plan, Raymond will open his REDhEaD BIsTRo at 131 Main Street this December, promising a welcoming vibe and at least 80 percent of the fare sourced from local farms. Raymond, who used to be executive chef for the Upper Valley mini-culinary empire Blue Sky Restaurant Group, says he thought it was time to strike out on his own. “I wanted to get back to real cooking and not just feeding the masses,” Raymond says of his previous job. Now he’s busy planning an eclectic yet approachable menu based on whatever’s fresh, local and available. “One day you might see spring rolls on the menu, and

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Ever since Windsor Station Pub closed late last year, residents have bemoaned the absence of the casual eatery. Earlier this year, chef ToDD RaymonD checked out the former railroad station as a possible locale for his new farm-to-table café. He ended up choosing another spot, formerly occupied by the No Name Café.

on another, duck breast or filet mignon,” says Raymond, who wants to serve ethnic and vegetarian fare alongside dishes such as rack of lamb and a grass-fed-beef burger. To that end, Raymond, a native of Burlington, has been building a network of farms: He’ll source meat from the Robie Farm in Piermont, N.H., and Jersey Girls Dairy in Chester, as well as chicken and eggs from a farm across the river in Cornish, N.H.

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The Negroni, a classic Italian aperitif, has always been a favorite of Rogan Lechthaler, the chef at Ludlow’s Downtown Grocery, “especially after a hot night in the kitchen,” writes his wife and restaurant co-owner, Abby. She explains that, for Rogan, the Negroni’s lack of overt sweetness counterbalances “the sugary and oversaturated holiday season.” Bar manager Matthew Farkas offers his own spin on his boss’ preferred cocktail, using a charred oak barrel to age the Campari and sweet vermouth for about three months so that the drink takes on “a richer, more complex flavor that hits the spot at the end of a hectic December day,” Abby Lechthaler writes. It’s a fine excuse for northern Vermonters to hoof it down to Ludlow before December 21.

2 ounces pomegranate juice (such as POM Wonderful) 1 ounce fresh-squeezed orange juice 1 ounce unsweetened cranberry juice 1/2 ounce Darbo Elderflower Syrup Candied Vermont Cranberry Company cranberries Combine first four ingredients in a shaker and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with candied cranberries.

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Jason Willet, head bartender, Crop Bistro & Brewery The imaginative cocktail menu at Stowe’s Crop Bistro & Brewery is filled with such ingredients as maple bitters, Earl Grey tea and hops-infused vodka. A counter behind the bar is lined with various macerating substances, such as hunks of pumpkin in a carboy of vodka. Somewhere back there, too, is the bottle of pear-infused pisco that bartender Jason Valentino taps for the Lucca V. Pisco is a clear, bracing Peruvian grape brandy that dates to the 1500s. When Willet, whose wife is Peruvian, gets his hands on a bottle, he combines it in another vessel with roasted pears and a stick of cinnamon. For the Lucca V. — named after one of his two sons — he’ll pour pisco into an ice-cold martini glass and then top it with Prosecco and a splash of St-Germain, an elderflower liqueur. A sprinkle of cinnamon lends the cloudy, almost saketini-like drink a festive look. Despite pisco’s stateside obscurity, the Lucca V. is “our most popular drink,” Valentino says. It’s gained a rep via word of mouth. You may be hard-pressed to make this drink at home, but if you find a bottle of pisco, give it a go.

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Mocktail Red No. 1 Abby Lechthaler

With a baby on the way, Abby “has found a new appreciation for a proper mocktail,” she says. When she’s not craving chocolate milk, she’s nodding at Farkas to fix up her thirst-quenching favorite: Mocktail Red No. 1.

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when Rehwinkel left the resort earlier this fall. The chef, who is entering his eighth year at the resort, first arrived there as an intern from the NEW ENGLAND CULINARY INSTITUTE. Now, he says, he’ll focus on recruiting culinary students to work in his massive kitchen. With the help of consultant and former NECI vice president PAUL SORGULE, Kruse says he hopes to build on Rehwinkel’s modernization of the kitchen and new relationships with local farmers. He hints that he’ll introduce big changes of his own in the 2013 season. Stay tuned.

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he oxtail consommé was as dark and rich as a night on the moors, filled with chunks of an ox’s lower half and local root vegetables. The other five courses included an intermezzo of violet and cassis sorbet; filet mignon and lobster Wellington with pear-shaped pommes William; house-grown baby carrots and truffle demi-glace; and a classic Charlotte Russe. If it sounds like a meal fit for the 72 Church Street, Crawleys of British period drama Burlington “Downton Abbey,” that was precisely (802) 863-4226 the aim of Shawn Calley, executive chef Hours: Sun 10–6 Mon–Sat 9–9 at the Essex Culinary Resort & Spa. He’d prepared this preview dinner to show FREE Gift Wrapping Wedding Registry members of the press and donors what to expect at an upcoming opulent event a locally owned kitchen & gift market at the Essex. On January 5, the resort’s atrium www.KissTheCook.net will be decorated to resemble 1920s Yorkshire for a Vermont Public Television fundraiser called VPT’s 8v-KTC112812.indd 1 11/26/12 1:12 PM Experience Inspired by Downton Abbey. It’s not solely about food: Scenic design, a soundscape and about 100 people will be involved in creating what event planner Michael Ellenbogen calls “a 360-degree experience.” Manchester resident Ellenbogen and his wife, Carolina, have teamed up with Chuck Bongiorno, VPT’s major-gifts director, and his team to design this fundraiser unlike any previously staged in Vermont. While it won’t be cheap, the event has attracted interest from deeppocketed “Downton Abbey” fans well beyond VPT’s viewing area. The Ellenbogens — Michael is a filmmaker, Carolina a painter — From incorporated as Eons Creative in the fall of 2011, just after the newlyweds family feasts settled in southern Vermont. Michael, to a University of Vermont grad, had corporate parties. worked in the motion-picture industry in New York City for 20 years; one Holiday Special of his jobs involved distribution 1 large 1-topping pizza, strategy for the 2001 film Gosford 6 boneless wings, Park, which was scripted by Julian Fellowes, future creator of “Downton 1 apple & 1 cherry turnover, Abbey.” But in the past decade Michael and a 2 liter coke product Ellenbogen expanded into another sector of entertainment — what he calls Plus tax. Pick-up or delivery only. Expires 11/30/12. experiential marketing. 973 Roosevelt Highway That means marketing through Colchester • 655-5550 grand, immersive events of the sort most www.threebrotherspizzavt.com of us only see when Donald Trump’s

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charges create them on NBC’s “The Apprentice.” But Eons Creative may upstage even the Donald with its plush plans to raise funds for VPT. “Where I stand, events are another form of entertainment production,” Ellenbogen says. “They have to be more than simply dinner and drinks and music and a charitable donation. They have to have life for me to feel good about it.” Ellenbogen first connected with Bongiorno when he sought permission to show episodes of “Downton Abbey” to preview an event he was considering staging at the Wilburton Inn in Manchester Village. That quickly morphed into the idea of a gala to create buzz about the American premiere of the much-anticipated third season of the historical soap opera. Ellenbogen was fresh off his first Vermont event, a February 2012 Oscar party that combined red-carpet dress and pomp with a culinary competition called the HotChocolate Society. He produced his first chocolate-focused cooking contest by that name in New York City in 2009. “One aspect of the experience is to introduce people to fine chocolates,” Ellenbogen says. HotChocolate Society competitions include savory chocolate-based dishes, too. In Manchester, chefs donated entries

in both sweet and savory categories to benefit the local Meals on Wheels and were awarded prizes in both, as well as an audience award. Attendees competed for their own prizes for the most Oscarglam outfits. Ellenbogen hopes to expand his line of chichi culinary competitions around the state, but the “Downton Abbey” event is more than one gut-busting meal. When VPT, Eons and the Essex began talks, the idea was simply to pass hors d’oeuvres at a screening at the Essex Cinemas on January 5, a day before anyone else in North America would see Episode 1 of Season 3. That plan grew to include a sixcourse plated dinner, a vintage farmers market supplied with small bites and a second day of events, including a cooking demonstration of period dishes and Sunday brunch. So thorough is the Downton dining experience, Toronto blogger Pamela Foster will attend and give a talk entitled “Great Food Has a History.” Foster’s website, downtonabbeycooks.com, is known as ground zero for aficionados when they seek information about the teas and beef Wellingtons served on the series. Not everyone who buys one of the 900 tickets to the event will get a taste of every option. Ellenbogen, along with

food period-appropriate menus for the January weekend. “I didn’t want to do a whole bunch of things no one would have seen in that time period. I wish I could just study food, but I have a few other things to do in my life,” says the chef, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Brendan Coyle, the actor who plays Lord Grantham’s valet, Bates. “I opened my Escoffier and Larousse [Gastronomique, a definitive 1938 French cookbook] and started reading a lot of that.” Beef Wellington

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Some of the food will be donated. King Arthur Flour has agreed to supply Calley and his executive pastry chef, Perrin Williams, with all the flour necessary for their savory en-croûte dishes, as well as for the English-style dessert puddings, homemade breads and croissants that will fill the arcade bake shop. Calley is also hoping to hear from a local cheesemaker about supplying the cheese shop. Numerous businesses have signed on to help raise money for VPT while getting their names out to big spenders, but Ellenbogen says such sponsorships aren’t crucial to the success of the event. “We’re not relying on donations. We’re having a beautiful event one way or another,” he says. “As the time is passing, more and more is being sponsored. The more that’s sponsored, the more successful this will be as a fundraiser for VPT.” Bongiorno says that if the event sells

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VPT and Jim Glanville, vice president and general manager of the Essex, are planning an unabashedly luxurious event. Only couples who donate in the $625 “Diamond” range or higher will partake of every meal. (Ticket prices for two go up to $1500, the “Earls & Countesses” stratum.) A cocktail reception, gift bag and a pair of tickets to the screening at the Essex Cinemas’ T-Rex theater — where viewers will hear Downton’s kitchen bells clang on 124 speakers — will set a couple back $140. According to Bongiorno, 73 packages have been sold so far, meaning 146 individuals will attend. It may not sound like much, but he says the pace of sales is picking up as VPT re-airs previous seasons of the show, during which tickets are offered as premiums for donations. And not all the attendees will be Vermonters. “I’m getting calls from beyond the state,” Bongiorno says. “We have folks from Florida coming, folks from Ohio coming, and Montréal.” Are the buyers going for high-roller donations — which include an overnight at the Essex and a private footman — or more modest deals? So far, Bongiorno says, they’re split about 50/50. As long as “Downton” fans are shelling out, they may as well go for the $225 “Ruby” level. That second-frombottom tier grants them access to the Arcade & Culinary Experience, set in the Essex’s large atrium where weddings and special buffets take place. And it promises to be an experience, indeed. Students from Champlain College are creating sound bridges for each room to provide a hint of “Downton Abbey” everywhere guests walk, complete with the noise of cars and horses driving up at the entrance and the din from the kitchen and its population of scullery maids. UVM scenic designer and professor Jeffrey Modereger and his students will transform the atrium into a bustling downtown in rustic 1920s Yorkshire. Calley, who is planning each menu with the help of food and beverage director Arnd Sievers, has created small bites to fill re-creations of period shops. The vegetable sellers will serve cold salads and miniature patties of fried, chopped veggies traditionally known as Bubble and Squeak. House charcuterie will populate the butcher shop, while a Russian fish pie known as salmon coulibiac will be among the offerings from the fishmonger. The inspiration for such dishes comes from famed 19th-century chef Auguste Escoffier, whose Le Guide Culinaire assisted Calley in creating a series of

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thinkers and businesspeople who are reinventing our food system. Allen h ouse Conference Room, Vermont t echnical College, Randolph Center, 6-8 p.m. f ree. info, 728-1677.

business

KEll Ey Mar KEting M EEting : marketing, advertising, communications, social media and design professionals brainstorm ideas for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, ireland building, Champlain College, burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. f ree. info, 865-6495.

comedy

iMprov night : f un-loving participants play "Whose Line is it Anyway?"-style games in an encouraging environment. s park Arts, burlington, 8-10 p.m. $7 suggested donation. info, 373-4703.

community

aDDison t oWn h istorical soci Ety M EEting : A potluck supper precedes a business meeting and discussion of blacksmithing in days gone by. Addison Community baptist Church, 6 p.m. Donations from nonmembers; bring dish to share and own place setting. info, 759-2598.

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no Ki D lE ft B Ehin D syMposiu M: goat farmers, processors, distributors, chefs, development-agency employees and marketers discuss how to create a viable meat-goat industry in the state. Noble h all, Vermont College of f ine Arts, montpelier, 9 a.m.-noon. f ree. info, 535-4110, s hirley@ VermontChevon.com.

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MaKE stuff! : Defunct bicycle parts become works of art and jewelry that will be sold to raise funds and awareness. bike Recycle Vermont, burlington, 6-9 p.m. f ree. info, 264-9687.

environment

EnErgy-Effici Ency f oru M: Efficiency Vermont provides info to help municipalities save money and improve their public buildings. Northeastern Vermont Development Association, s t. Johnsbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. f ree. info, 888-921-5990.

film

'all in onE h an D': Richard bidnick — a leading scholar on piano concertos for the left hand — presents this documentary based on the one-armed pianist paul Wittgenstein. A discussion follows. Kellogg-h ubbard Library, montpelier, 7 p.m. f ree. info, 223-3338. sustaina Bl E f il M sEri Es: The award-winning documentary Fresh celebrates the farmers,

't h E invisi Bl E War' : This documentary from o scar-nominated filmmaker Kirby Dick exposes the underreported story of the epidemic of rape within the u .s . military. A discussion follows. Livak Room, Davis Center, u Vm, burlington, 7-9 p.m. f ree. info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

food & drink

can Dy-can E-MaKing D EMonstration : Watch confectioners boil, pull, turn, roll and twist these sweet treats into delicious works of art, or create your own. Laughing moon Chocolates, s towe, 11 a.m. f ree to watch; $6 to make your own; preregister. info, 253-9591.

games

Burlington go clu B: f olks gather weekly to play the deceptively simple, highly strategic, Asian board game. u ncommon grounds, burlington, 7-9 p.m. f ree; bring a set if you have one. info, 8609587, dfelcan@yahoo.com.

health & fitness

aMErican rED cross Bloo D Driv E: h ealthy humans part with life-sustaining pints. moose Club, s t. Johnsbury, noon-5:30 p.m. f ree. info, 658-6400, ext. 3244. JaDE JEnny : The founder of Champlain Valley Crossfit shares his experience and passion for health and fitness. perry h all, Champlain College, burlington, 7 p.m. f ree. info, 865-6490. MEDitation & Discussion : powerful energies arise from this participant-led session, which chases 30 minutes of meditation with a brief reading and discussion. inspired yoga s tudios, Jay, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. info, 988-0449. nia class : A movement session with s uzy f innefrock inspires health, fitness, and exploration of human potential. burlington Dances, Chace mill, burlington, 6:45-8 p.m. $13. info, 522-3691.

kids

BaByti ME playgroup : Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. f ree; preregister. info, 658-3659. Enos Burg playgroup : Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing and other activities. American Legion, Enosburg f alls, 10-11:30 a.m. f ree. info, 527-5426. f airfi El D playgroup : youngsters are entertained with creative activities and snack time. bent Northrop memorial Library, f airfield, 10-11:30 a.m. f ree. info, 527-5426.

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at 7 p.m.; performance at 7:30 p.m. at Chandler music h all in Randolph. $1020. info, 728-6464. chandler-arts.org

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In November 2008, Californians voted in favor of Proposition 8, which stripped gays and lesbians of their existing right to marry. Three months later, Dustin Lance Black won an Academy Award for his screenplay of Milk, based on the life of openly gay politician Harvey Milk, who inspired Black before he himself came out. In his acceptance speech, Black vowed to take a stand for the LGBT community — and he kept his word. Written in response to the federal trial Perry v. Schwarzenegger, Black’s play “8” sheds light on court procedures and the hearts of those involved. Richard Waterhouse directs a staged reading of this monumental work.

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Wednesday, November 28, 7 p.m., at middlebury College’s Rohatyn Center for international Affairs. f ree. info, 443-2007. middlebury.edu

Esteemed Dominican American writer Julia Alvarez is known for immersing readers in the culture of her homeland. However, she admits that despite its proximity, “Haiti is like a sister I’ve never known.” That began to change when she befriended Piti, a young man from that country, some years ago. Alvarez reads from her most recent book, A Wedding in Haiti: The Story of a Friendship, which details her trip from Vermont for Piti’s nuptials and her return a year later in the aftermath of the earthquake. Following the reading, Alvarez discusses Border of Lights, a collective initiative to commemorate the often-overlooked Haitian Massacre, which inspired her novel In the Time of the Butterflies.

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.G. Wells’ The Island of Dr. Moreau features a wild cast of characters — many of them animal-human hybrids from˜mad experiments — ruled by the doctor who created them. The science-ﬁ ction classic examines the distinction between man and beast, and the implications of trying to control the natural world.˜The Saints & Poets Production Company puts a new twist on this time-tested tale with The Moreau Horrors. Inspired by horror movies˜of the 1920s and ’30s, and Roger Corman’s later low-budget B movies, Burlington writer-director Seth Jarvis creates an irreverent musical comedy that includes human actors, video and puppetry.

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˜ ursday, November 29, and Friday, November 30, 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, December 1, 2 and 7:30 p.m. at the Black Box ˜ eatre at Main Street Landing in Burlington. See website for future dates through December 8. $20. Info, 863-5966. ﬂ ynntix.org

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Given its isolated location on the northernmost part of Nova Scotia, Cape Breton Island holds on to its history — most notably the Gaelic language and fi ddle music introduced by Highland Scots in the fi rst half of the 19th century. Having grown up in one of the island’s rural communities, fi ddler, singer and acclaimed step dancer Natalie MacMaster brings the sounds of her roots to those of bluegrass, pop and jazz. Called “the most dynamic performer in Celtic music today” by the Boston Herald, MacMaster performs tunes from the genre, along with traditional carols, in “Christmas in Cape Breton.”

Also Wednesday, December 5, 7:30 p.m., at the Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $15-42. Info, 863-5966. ﬂ ynntix.org

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HigHgate Story Hour: Gigglers and wigglers listen to age-appropriate lit. Highgate Public Library, Highgate Center, 11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970. May'S World MuSic & MoveMent: Energetic children lace up their dancing shoes for a fun class with May Poduschnick. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. MontgoMery PlaygrouP: Little ones exercise their bodies and their minds in the company of adult caregivers. Montgomery Town Library, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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youtH Media lab: Aspiring Spielbergs learn about movie making with local television experts. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-4097.

language

italian converSation grouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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cHaMber enSeMble concert: Various directors lead small groups of students in selections for the saxophone, clarinet, brass and bass. Krinovitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095 . SEVENDAYSVt.com

clint black: This multiplatinum country star lights up the stage with original songs. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7 p.m. $29-95. Info, 748-2600. Jazz vocal enSeMble & tueSday coMbo: This varied program presents songs by Stevie Wonder, Vince Guaraldi, Josef Zawinul and Johnny Mercer's translations of Joseph Kosma. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

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talks

environMental & HealtH ScienceS lecture SerieS: Vermont Geological Survey's Jon Kim lends his knowledge in “Acquiring Groundwater Temperatures in Vermont Through Modern Well Logging Techniques.” Room 206, Bentley's Bakery & Café, Danville, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1327, Leslie. Kanat@jsc.edu. Jan FeldMan: The political-science professor addresses concerns about women's legal, social and economic rights in "Tunisia's Jasmine Revolution: Will Democracy Betray Women?" Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166.

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SWeetened beverage tax Panel diScuSSion: Tina Zuk of the American Heart Association moderates a transdisciplinary dialogue, "Making a Change: Is it worth a penny an ounce?" Sugar Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005.

St. albanS PlaygrouP: Creative activities and storytelling engage young minds. NCSS Family Center, St. Albans, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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lee roSenbauM: The writer behind the famed CultureGrrl blog and The Complete Guide to Collecting Art discusses museum and critic relationships. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

FM Moving & grooving WitH IDD LEB theater URY COLLEGE cHriStine: Two- to 5-year-olds jam Middlebury aFrican dance & MuSic out to rock and roll and world-beat tunes. Fletcher enSeMble: Damascus Kafumbe directs this conFree Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, cert featuring East African instrumentals, vocals 865-7216. and dance. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the MuSic WitH Mr. cHriS: Rug rats raise their Arts, Middlebury College, Free. Info, 443-3168. voices to original and traditional sing-alongs with

local musician Chris Dorman. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 497-7217.

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befriends, then discusses Border of Lights, a collective initiative in remembrance of the 1937 Haitian massacre. See calendar spotlight. Rohatyn Center for International Affairs, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2007.

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Julia alvarez: 'butterFlieS, a Wedding, a border oF ligHtS': The writer-in-residence reads from A Wedding in Haiti, which details her travels to the country for the nuptials of a young man she

SHaolin WarriorS: This fully choreographed production dazzles audiences with feats of strength, coordination and grace that integrate Zen philosophy into Shaolin kung fu. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-46. Info, 863-5966.

words

book diScuSSion SerieS: WHat a cHaracter!: Voracious readers consider the lasting impact of fictional protagonists, using Willa Cather's My Ántonia as a guide. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. book diScuSSion: neW england uncovered: Patricia Norton facilitates a dialogue around Bill Bryson's I'm A Stranger Here Myself. Pope Memorial Library, Danville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 684-2522. burlington WriterS WorkSHoP Meeting: Members read and respond to the poetry and prose of fellow wordsmiths. Participants must join the group to have their work reviewed. See meetup.com to register. Levity, Burlington, 6:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8104. caMille cuSuMano: The author of The Last Cannoli: A Sicilian American Family Comes of Age Through the Ancient Power of Storytelling joins a discussion via Skype from San Francisco. Italian refreshments served. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Jenny land: The local author discusses her new novel The Spare Room, about a young, mid-19th century girl whose life is changed upon learning about slavery and the Abolitionist movement. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. Painted Word Poetry SerieS: A series highlighting established and emerging New England poets features Prageeta Sharma and Jeffrey McDaniel. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750.

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SiMPle StePS For Starting your buSineSS: A five-part series helps entrepreneurs reach a "go or no go" decision about launching their biz. This week's topic: finance. Office Squared, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $25. Info, 951-6762.

community

craFtSbury alPHabet ProJect: Select and illustrate letters for a locally inspired A-to-Z guide of the area in this multimedia workshop. The Art House Gallery, Studio & School, Craftsbury Common, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 586-2200. WilliSton 250tH anniverSary Planning: Folks gather to discuss plans for the town's

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Relay foR life NoRdic-Style opeN HouSe: Attendees learn about the logistics of the March 2013 overnight snowshoe and cross-country event, which benefits the American Cancer Society. Trapp Family Lodge Nordic Center, Stowe, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-6331. tHe oNe-WoRld libRaRy pRoject: GReeN acRoSS tHe pacific: Peter Lynch, executive director of this environmental exchange program, presents a slideshow about interactions between high schoolers from Vermont and Japan. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4147 .

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WaRReN MilleR'S 'floW State': The biggest names in skiing get in the zone in this feature film. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21. Info, 863-5966.

food & drink

bioMiMicRy VeRMoNt doeS bio beeRS: Folks meet for brews and conversation with a group whose mission is to apply principles from nature to develop sustainable solutions for social, environmental and economic issues. Farmhouse Tap & Grill, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Cost of drinks. Info, 914-643-5639. japaNeSe cookiNG: Yuko Yanagidaira demonstrates how to make simple and nutritious Japanese comfort foods. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 861-9700.

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cHeSS GRoup: Novice and expert players compete against humans, not computers. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2. Info, 324-1143.

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aMeRicaN Red cRoSS blood dRiVe: SEE WED. 28. Municipal Building, Lyndonville, noon-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400, ext. 3244.

HeRbal cold & flu pRepaRatioNS: Cristi Nunziata introduces ways to support immunity and lessen the effects of seasonal illnesses. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister; kids 8 and under must be accompanied by an adult. Info, 861-9700.

holidays

Holiday Spa opeN HouSe: Take a break from the hectic holiday season and rejuvenate with complimentary mini-treatments and product demos. The Spa at Woodstock Inn & Resort, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 212-229-0119.

MiddlebuRy pReScHool StoRy tiMe: Little learners master early literacy skills through tales, rhymes and songs. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4369.

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adVeNt coNceRt SeRieS: This first of four lunchtime performances features pianists Carol Hewitt and Lynette Combs playing romantic works by Brahms and Dvorak. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 12:15-12:45 p.m. Free; bring a bag lunch. Info, 864-6515.

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WReatH-MakiNG WitH kelly Wakefield: This master gardner teaches participants how to make pine boughs into works of art. Fairfax Community Library, 5:30-8 p.m. $20; preregister; limited to 12 people. Info, 849-2420.

leGo day: Youngsters make their own creations using the library's collection of these brightly colored, interlocking pieces. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister; kids 8 and under must be accompanied by an adult. Info, 878-4918.

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WiNteR MixeR & WReatH auctioN: Guests mingle of over spirits and hors d'oeuvres, then bid on artfully decorated wreaths and other items at this benefit for the Shelburne Craft School. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:30 p.m. $35 includes glass of beer or wine, light fare and handcrafted ornament; cash bar. Info, 985-3648.

fRaNkliN StoRy HouR: Lovers of the written word perk up for read-aloud tales and adventures with lyrics. Haston Library, Franklin, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Holiday aRtiSaNS bazaaR: More than 50 juried New England artists join specialty-food producers to offer unique holiday gifts. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878.

albuRGH playGRoup: Tots form friendships over music and movement. Alburgh Family Center of NCSS, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Larry HamiLton: Drawing from his collection of more than 1000 photographs, the emeritus professor of Natural Resources presents "Fences, Walls and Hedgerows Around the World." Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30 p.m. Suggested donation for the Charlotte Tree Fund.

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tHe improvised sHakespeare Co.: From an audience prompt, this group creates an off-the-cuff comedic show using the language and themes of Shakespeare. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. tHe moreau Horrors: Director Seth Jarvis uses actors, musicians, puppetry and video in his original comedic adaptation of H.G. Wells’ science fiction classic, The Island of Doctor Moreau. See calendar spotlight. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20; for mature audiences only. Info, 863-5966. 'tHe vanek triLogy': The theater program sponsors performances of Vaclav Havel's short plays, which explore a dissident's tension with former friends co-opted into the communist regime of the USSR in the ’70s. Hepburn Zoo, Hepburn Hall, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-3138. 'two for CHristmas': Vermont playwright David Budbill's modern alternative to A Christmas Carol features two one-act plays set 500 years apart. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $10-20; for ages 6 and up. Info, 229-0492.

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vermont internationaL festivaL: More than 50 vendors sell imported handcrafts that represent cultures from around the world, complemented by ethnic foods, music and art. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. $5-7; free for kids under 6 . Info, 863-6713.

dance

BaLLroom Lesson & danCe soCiaL: Singles and couples of all experience levels take a twirl. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, lesson 7-8 p.m.; open dancing 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269.

Queen City tango miLonga: No partner is required for welcoming the weekend in the Argentine tradition. Wear clean, soft-soled shoes. North End Studio B, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $7. Info, 658-5225.

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ameriCan red Cross BLood drive: See WED.28. Congregational Church, Bradford, noon5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400, ext. 3244. avoid faLLs witH improved staBiLity: A personal trainer demonstrates daily practices for seniors concerned about their balance. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 658-7477. forza: tHe samurai sword workout: See THU.29, 9-10 a.m.

holidays

Creative women 10tH anniversary HoLiday saLe: Ethiopian textiles such as hand-woven scarves, tablecloths, baskets and ornaments serve as both beautiful gifts and symbols of equitable trading practices that promote women’s economic independence. Chace Mill, Burlington, noon-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1211.

swanton pLaygroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

music

an evening witH steve earLe: Nominated for 14 Grammy Awards — and winner of three — this singer-songwriter gives a special, seated show. VIP access includes meet and greet, preferred seating and refreshments. Doors open at 6 p.m.; show starts at 7:30 p.m. Jay Peak Resort, Jay, 6-10:30 p.m. $50-125.

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Lake CHampLain waLdorf sCHooL HoLiday fair: More than 60 participants make up a curated artisan market that complements an evening of wreath-making. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 6:30-9 p.m. Free admission; $1-3 for certain activities; older teens and adults only.

lessons and carols, including the world premiere of Trevor Weston's "Arma Lucis," an Advent processional for trumpets and organ. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2284.

st. amBrose CHurCH CHristmas Bazaar: Attic treasures, crafts, baked goods and fabulous raffles join a silent auction and "wonder jars" at this eclectic gathering of goods. St. Ambrose Parish, Bristol, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2488.

sCrag mountain musiC: spektraL Quartet: This unique foursome from Chicago — who blur the line between traditional masterworks and current music — join Mary Bonhag and Evan Premo on stage. Green Mountain Girls Farm, Northfield, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-7166.

woodstoCk farmers market: five fridays of CHristmas: The second week in this series of themed evenings is "Beat the Clock," in which shoppers enjoy 10 percent off all purchases, as well as samples of Vermont Farmstead Cheese and local pizza. 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3658 .

tHe temptations: For more than 40 years, these Motown legends — whose 1964 breakout hit “The Way You Do the Things You Do” made them stars — have shared their music throughout the world. Lebanon Opera House, N.H. 7:30 p.m. $39.5059.50. Info, 603-448-0400.

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vermont pHiLHarmoniC orCHestra & CHorus: montpeLier: Lisa Jablow conducts and soloists Lynda Schiller, Linda Radtke, Wayne Hobbs and Thomas Beard lend their voices to the annual performance of Handel's "Messiah." St. Augustine Catholic Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188.

enosBurg faLLs story Hour: Young ones show up for fables and finger crafts. Enosburg Public Library, Enosburg Falls, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. fairfax Community pLaygroup: Kiddos convene for fun via crafts, circle time and snacks. Health Room. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. isLe La motte pLaygroup: Stories and crafts make for creative play. Isle La Motte Elementary School, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

winter Jazz ConCert: Rick Davies directs this performance of the Jazz Ensemble and Mambo Combo, which features guest artist Warren Chiasson, whom the New York Times dubbed "one of the six top vibraphonists of the last half century." E. Glenn Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, FRI.30

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'superHeroes of stoke': Powder hounds unite for footage that tracks 20 years of ski evolution and big-mountain skiing from around the world. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Land Trust's effort to save the Bolton nordic and backcountry land. Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $15; preregister. Info, 229-9409.

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presCHooL story Hour: As part of the ongoing "Race: Are We So Different?" exhibit, little ones learn about race and racism through literature and personal stories. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $9.50-12.50; free for kids ages 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386.

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aarp driver safety CLass: Folks ages 50 and older take a road refresher course as they deal with challenges posed by aging. Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 12:30-5 p.m. $12-14; preregister; free for veterans and their family members. Info, 264-5107.

Community dinner: Friends and neighbors gather for camaraderie, conversation and delicious fare. United Church of Hinesburg, 5:30-7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 482-3352.

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faLL danCe ConCert: 'mosaiCs from tHe underground': Catherine Cabeen directs new works from emerging intermediate and advanced artists that explore individual integrity and communal strength. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $6-12. Info, 443-3168.

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Eld Er Education Enrichm Ent Fall S Eri ES: in a series about current foreign policy, UVM professor Kevin McKenna asks "What Can Russians Expect f rom the Third putin presidency, 2012-2018?" f aith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. info, 864-3516. t h E BEauti Ful Bird S oF coSta r ica : Naturalist/ photographers Julia and Chris Childs present a program about this country the size of Vermont and New Hampshire combined that harbors twice as many avian species as the continental U.S. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. f ree. info, 878-4132.

SamPling S oF vErmont' S BESt : Artisans and food producers demonstrate and sell their crafts and offer tastings. Vermont Artisans Craft Gallery, Burlington Town Center, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. f ree. info, 863-4600. vErmont int Ernational F 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

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Scholar Shi P t rain Show : Lego® locomotives, books, videos, railroadiana, displays and more spark imaginations at this for benefit the Winooski Dollars for Scholars program. Winooski High School, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $1-5; free for kids under 6. info, 383-6086.

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vErmont community EnErgy & climat E action con FEr Enc E: Workshops, roundtable discussions and general sessions provide strategies for tackling key environmental issues at local and state levels. Lake Morey Resort, f airlee, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. $15-30. info, 223-2389.

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Br Ead & Pu PPEt t h Eat Er cEl EBrat ES 50th anniv Er Sary : "Dead Man Rises and Other Short Shows" commemorates half a century of towering puppets and political narratives with older and new work. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, plainfield, 8 p.m. $5-10 sliding scale donation. info, 595-2233.

'murd Er at th E h igh School rE union': Brandon audition S: The Brandon Town players dinner-theater whodunit CO UR T ES dance revolves around 14 characters trying to YO f JAC K SU MBE RG relive high school. production set for f ebruary Fall danc E conc Ert: ' moSaic S 2013. Brandon Town Hall, 6:30 p.m. f ree. info, From th E und Erground' : See f Ri.30, 8 p.m. 247-6720. 'JEw El S & inc EnSE': This student recital of t h E imProvi SEd Shak ESPEar E co.: See THU.29, Middle Eastern dance showcases the talents 8 p.m. of guest artists and offers prize drawings and family-friendly entertainment. Clinton Community t h E mor Eau h orror S: See THU.29, 7:30 p.m. College, plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Donations. info, 't h E nutcrack Er' : The New York Theatre Ballet 518-572-9153. — known for expressive, high-production quality and accessibility — presents Tchaikovsky's beloved classic, in which a young girl's Christmas Eve dream comes to life. paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $18.50-28.50. info, 775-0903.

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t h E w ord Exchang E: Several esteemed local and regional poets come together to read Anglo-Saxon poems in translation. phoenix Books Burlington, 7 p.m. f ree. info, 448-3350.

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occu Py cEntral vErmont gEnEral aSSEmBly : Citizen activists incite the change they want to see in the world. At the park next to Charlie O's, Main Street, Montpelier, 3-5 p.m. f ree. info, facilitation@occupycentralvt.org.

John Son Stat E coll EgE danc E clu B: See f Ri. 30, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7-9 p.m. $5. info, 635-1476.

'SaBro So!': Dsantos VT teams up with the Vermont international f estival, salsa-merengue ensemble Alejandro and Grupo Sabor, and DJ Raul to keep dancers grooving all night long. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8 p.m., lesson/ refresher from 8-9 p.m. $12-15; cash bar. info, 227-2572. 't h E nutcrack Er' : North Country Ballet Ensemble and Lake placid School of Ballet present the whimsical story of young Clara and the Christmas Eve dream that leads her to the Land of Sweets and the Sugar plum f airy. Lake placid Center for the Arts, N.Y. 7:30 p.m. $12-18. t h E onE-Sto P danc E t ram P: paul Besaw leads four original performances of core members, guest dancers and musicians, with special emphasis on bluegrass. f lynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $16-20. info, 863-5966.

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norman r ockw Ell w ork S: Two extraordinary paintings capture the charm and artistry of the master of quintessential Americana. Rock of Ages Visitor Center, Graniteville, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. f ree. info, 476-2275.

For ESt imProv EmEnt For w ildli FE & t imBEr : participants learn about crop tree release and timber stand improvement thinning and how to apply the skills to their own property. Northwoods Outdoor Adventure Center, Washington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $15. info, 723-6551, ext. 115, events@northwoodscenter.org.

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middl EBury Studio School Sal E: Affordable pottery, lamps, cards and paper creations, are displayed alongside jewelry, student work and mystery items at this fundraiser for the school. Middlebury Studio School, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. f ree. info, 247-3702.

an Ev Ening at th E l iBrary : A gala with live music, hors d'oeuvres and wine features Mary Azarian — Vermont woodcut artist, book illustrator and Caldecott Medalist — as the guest of honor. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $50. info, 223-3338.

mEEt & gr EEt with corn Elia w ard : Light refreshments precede the intuitive counselor and angel therapy practitioner's presentation, "How Oracle Cards Support You in Navigating Life Transitions." Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 12:30-2 p.m. f ree. info, 660-8060. milton Family community cEnt Er B EnEFit : A percentage of store purchases benefit the nonprofit. Special appearances include Tim and the Happy Camper, author Carol Abersold and the United Church of Milton’s bell choir. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 9 a.m -10 p.m. f ree. info, 893-1457. northw ESt tE chnical cEnt Er oPEn h ou SE: Attendees tour the center and get information about programs including digital arts, automotive technologies, building trades, cosmetology and human services. Northwest Technical Center, St. Albans, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. f ree. info, 527-6524. PSychic Fair : Looking for divine guidance? Tarot readings, Reiki treatments, aromatherapy and other body-mind-spirit offerings add to festivities that include door prizes, a raffle and refreshments. Nature's Mysteries Books & Beyond, Lyndonville, noon-4 p.m. Cost of services. info, 626-8466.

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h ir Sch FiEld S Eri ES: 'Footnot E': A glimpse into academic rivalry reveals a professor who must confront his jealousy when his scholarly son wins a coveted prize. Hebrew with English subtitles. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. f ree. info, 443-3168. w arr En mill Er' S 'Flow Stat E':See THU. 29, Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $21. info, 603-448-0400. w ood Stock Film S Eri ES: philipp Stölzl's historical adventure North Face, set during the Nazi rise to power, chronicles a harrowing climbing competition in the Alps. Billings f arm & Museum, Woodstock, 3 p.m. $5-11. info, 457-2355.

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BEnEFit dinn Er For child h av En int Ernational : A vegetarian meal accompanies a silent art auction and craft sale, while an informational video documents Child Haven's work in india, Bangladesh, Nepal and Tibet. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $720; free for kids under 8. info, 660-0095.

middl EBury h oliday Farm Er S mark Et : Crafts, cheeses, breads, veggies and more vie for spots in shoppers' totes. Municipal Gym, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 989-6012. Pitt SFord w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : Area vendors move indoors, bringing with them a variety of local food, preserves, maple products, artwork, jewelry and crafts. Lothrop Elementary School Gym, pittsford, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 483-2218. r utland w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : More than 50 vendors sell local produce, cheese, homemade bread and other fine made-in-Vermont products at this new indoor venue. Vermont f armers f ood Center, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 779-1485.

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acro yoga montréal : Abbi Jaffe and Lori f lower lead participants in partner and group acrobatics with a yogic consciousness. The Village Nest, Waitsfield, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $18-23; preregister. info, 324-1737.

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25th annual F EStival o F w r Eath S: More than 100 wreaths decorated by Addison County merchants and artists are displayed and up for silent auction, with proceeds benefiting the Mary Johnson Children’s Center. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. f ree. info, 382-9222. carol v. aEBEr Sold : The co-author of The Elf on the Shelf ® reads from her book, signs copies and listens to Christmas wishes to take back to Santa. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. f ree. info, 864-8001. cham Plain iSland S' h oliday h oP: Take to the road and shop till you drop amid beautiful scenery, while contributing to the local economy. Various locations, Champlain islands, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. f ree. info, 999-5862. chri Stma S Bazaar & l unch Eon : f air-trade SERRV products, plants and gently used sweaters join offerings of jewelry, hand-painted items, pottery and quilts. A silent auction rounds out this event. Shelburne United Methodist Church, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., lunch served 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. f ree. info, 985-3981. chri Stma S t our : f amilies experience holidays of yesteryear as they celebrate at a Charles Dickensthemed event. Noyes House Museum, Morrisville, 1-5 p.m. Donations. info, 888-7617.

Burlington w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : f armers, artisans and producers offer fresh and prepared foods, crafts, and more in a bustling indoor marketplace with live music, lunch seating and face painting. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

chri Stma S in wES ton : Area shops, galleries and restaurants offer a modern holiday experience, while museum tours, horse-drawn wagon rides, caroling, Santa and family-friendly activities carry on time-tested traditions. Various locations, Weston, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Small fee for wagon rides and puppet show. info, 824-6195.

cal Edonia w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : f reshly baked goods, veggies, beef and maple syrup feature prominently in displays of "shop local" options. Welcome Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. f ree. info, 592-3088.

colch ESt Er h oliday Show : Now in its 40th year, this seasonal showcase of crafts, antiques, door prizes, baked goods and even Santa, benefits Colchester students. Colchester High School, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $2 for adults and kids 16 and up. info, 264-5700.

caPital city w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : Root veggies, honey, maple syrup and more change hands at an off-season celebration of locally grown food. Gymnasium, Vermont College of f ine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com. cham Plain iSland S w int Er Farm Er S mark Et : Baked items, preserves, meats and eggs sustain shoppers in search of local goods. South Hero Congregational Church, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 372-3291. diScov Er th E w orld o F Flavor Ed Salt S: Bridget Meyer and chef Courtney Contos teach participants how to enliven their dishes with flavorful spice blends such as Tuscan herb, roasted garlic and spicy habanero. Essex Junction Senior Center, 3-4 p.m. f ree. info, 879-5409. gErman dinn Er in a w int Er w und Erland : Chicken schnitzel, potato pancakes, coleslaw and veggies precede an assortment of desserts including German chocolate cake. Gluten-free options availble by reservation. Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Jericho, 4:30 p.m., 5:45 p.m., 7 p.m. $5-13; preregister at 899-3932.

cr Eativ E w omEn 10th anniv Er Sary h oliday Sal E: See f Ri.30, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. FEStival o F t r EES: A tree-lighting ceremony and bonfire in Taylor park begin this week long celebration of the holiday season, which includes a f riday night gala, children's snowball dance and live tree auction. Various downtown locations, St. Albans, 5 p.m. $2-25 for specific events. info, 355-0694. h oliday arti San S Bazaar : See THU.29, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. h oliday Bazaar : This multi-level affair features baked goods, books and holiday greenery, lunch options, craft vendors and a gift-making workshop for kids. f irst Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. f ree. info, 288-9566. h oliday cra Ft w ork Sho P: Local artisan Sue premore helps participants tap into their creativity with provided materials. Waterbury public Library, 9-11 a.m. f ree; preregister; teens through adults only. info, 244-7036. John Son h oliday Ju Bil EE: See f Ri.30, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Lake ChampLain WaLdorf SChooL hoLiday fair: More than 60 participants make up a curated artisan market that complements a family-friendly day of storytelling, plays and the "Crystal Cave of the Snow Queen." Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free admission; $1-3 for certain activities. make your oWn Graham CraCker GinGerbread houSe: Creative types of all ages stop in during a Very Merry Middlebury and construct edible abodes. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. miLton ChriStmaS bazaar: A variety of homemade eats complement crafts, decorated wreaths, and raffle and silent auction tables. St. Ann Church, Milton, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Nonperishable food donation. Info, 893-4012. riChmond hoLiday market & SiLent auCtion: Locally made gifts, maple products, ceramics, photography, art and jewelry abound, along with homemade food, live music, a silent auction and an appearance by Santa. Various locations, Richmond, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3979. Santa CLauS at City Center: Trading in his sleigh for a fire truck, jolly old St. Nick arrives via the Montpelier Fire Department, before meeting with little ones inside. City Center, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. SheLdon muSeum hoLiday open houSe: Celebrate this year's “Wooden Winter Wonderland” theme with hand-carved ornaments, crafts, Christmas cookies, a holiday raffle and carols. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 388-2117. St. ambroSe ChurCh ChriStmaS bazaar: See FRI.30, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

verGenneS hoLiday StroLL: Fill up on a pancake breakfast, then participate in several activities — including a winter craft fair and a visit to Santa — that precede a tree-lighting ceremony and

enoSburG faLLS tumbLe time: Kiddos bound around an open gym, burning off excess energy. Enosburg Falls Elementary School, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. frankLin pLayGroup: Toddlers and their adult companions meet peers for tales and sing-alongs. Franklin Central School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. frankLin tumbLe time: Snacks power free play in the gymnasium. Franklin Central School, Franklin, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. 'martha SpeakS': Theatreworks USA's musical adaption of Susan Meddaugh’s endearing book series brings to life a loveable dog who suddenly gains the power of speech. Post-performance reception at 4 p.m. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. $10-23. Info, 603-646-2422. north hero tumbLe time: Kiddos hit up exercise stations around the gym. North Hero Elementary School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. open tot Gym & infant/ parent pLaytime: Snacks fuel feats of athleticism. Gymnasium, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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beLLa voCe Women'S ChoruS: Guest artist, violinist Michael Dabroski, accompanies female voices in "Rejoice and Sing," a performance that includes Holst's “Ave Maria” and festive songs. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-18. Info, 863-5966. montpeLier Community GoSpeL Choir: Artistic director John Harrison leads members in "Hallelujah Anyhow!" featuring soul, jazz, and original and traditional gospel music. United Methodist Church, Moretown, 7 p.m. $10; preregister. Info, 496-8934 . ripton Community CoffeehouSe: Local performers warm up the microphone for singer-songwriter Laura Cortese, along with fellow fiddlers Mariel Vandersteel and Brittany Haas, and cellist Valerie Thompson. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $3-9; call to register for open mic. Info, 388-9782. SCraG mountain muSiC: SpektraL quartet: See FRI.30. Warren Church, Warren, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 496-7166. 'the kidS are aLriGht': Local musicians rock out to reinterpreted children's songs at this benefit for the Integrated Arts Academy at H.O. Wheeler, Vermont's only arts magnet school. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 12:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 888-512-7469.

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the hoLiday LiGhtS ChriStmaS party: After the trees in Taylor Park are lit, folks head inside for the music of Claire Hungerford and Vern Colburn, and a social hour followed by a full buffet dinner. St. Albans Historical Museum, 6:30 p.m. $25 and nonperishable food donation; preregister . Info, 527-2845, cacwm@comcast.net.

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the feStivaL of treeS benefit auCtion: Auctioneer Bob Prozzo presents a wide variety of items up for bid, including vacation getaways, gift certificates and home furnishings, each of which raises funds and holiday spirits. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6 p.m. $10; cash bar. Info, 775-0903.

Waterbury hoLiday artiSan boutique: Fun, funky and functional gifts of sculpture, leather-craft, watercolors, pottery, jewelry, soaps, handmade books and more, showcase local talent. 2 North Main St., Waterbury, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free.

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the edGe hoLiday Craft fair: More than 30 local artisans offer great gift ideas, while Hermanas Café fuels shoppers with sandwiches and other goodies. The Edge Sports & Fitness, Williston, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 310-6547.

WaitSfieLd hoLiday bazaar: Knitted items, hand-painted crafts, wooden toys and books by local authors are offered in addition to homemade eats. Waitsfield Church, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., lunch served 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3065.

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the arborS annuaL hoLiday StroLL: Attendees bid on silent auction items, purchase raffle tickets, or simply enjoy music, cocoa and cookies at this benefit for the Vermont chapter of the Alzheimer's UR TE Association and Sy OF Therapy Dogs of MO NT PE Vermont. The Arbors LIE RG OSP at Shelburne, 2-4 p.m. EL CH OI R Donations accepted. Info, 985 - 8600.

caroling. Various locations, Vergennes, 7:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free for walking tour; see addisoncounty. com/holidaystroll for cost of specific events. Info, 388-7951, ext. 1.

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and hits from the swing era that celebrate the concept of "it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. The Vermon T Fiddle orches Tra : soloist Donna Hebert brings her French Canadian background to this group of fellow fiddlers, while Rick Commo lends the sound of the keyboard to a variety of traditional tunes. College Hall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $12-15; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 877-343-3531. Vermon T choral Union : Jeffrey Rehbach directs members in "A Rose in Winter," which presents selected music for Advent and Christmas that spans five centuries. First Congregational Church, st. Albans, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 863-5966.

her play about war, peace and reconciliation. Audience members discuss potential alternative endings. Main street Landing performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10-20 suggested donation; preregister at diamond@louisediamond.com . Info, 233-3750. 'Two For chris Tmas' : see tHU.29, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

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megan price : The author signs copies of Vermont Wild Volume 3, the latest in this best-selling series of short stories told by the state's game wardens, including John Kapusta, who will be present. Bear pond Books, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. Vanessa Brown Bridge : The author presents her new book, Symbols of the White Dove: Channeled Paintings and Messages of Love from the He(art) Brush of the Soul, which touches on themes of forgiveness and transcending negativity. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

Vermon T h is Tory Thro Ugh song : singer and researcher Linda Radtke and pianist Arthur Zorn provide engaging combazaars mentary about Vermon T inTerna Tional songs found in FesTiVal : see FRI.30, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. O the Vermont Historical URt Es yO society's sheet music FV community ER M A collection. Vermont National ON t st R syMpHONy ORCHE Frank B Urki TT Band: Barre : The scottish folk Country Club, south Burlington, 1:30 singer joins guitarist Calum Wood and American p.m. Free. Info, 658-8479. piper Hazen Metro for an evening of raucous songs, Vermon T symphony orches Tra instrumentals and a cappella shanties. Good mas Terworks series : Anthony princiotti shepherd Episcopal Church, Barre, 7:30 p.m. $15. conducts the second concert of this series, which Info, 735-6200. features works by celebrated classical composers paul Hindemith, sergei prokofiev and Antonín dance Dvořák. A free discussion at 7 p.m. precedes the israeli Folk dancing : All ages and skill levels concert. Flynn Mainstage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $9-59. come together for circle and line dances, all of Info, 863-5966. which are taught, reviewed and prompted. No partner necessary, but clean, soft-soled shoes seminars are required. Ohavi Zedek synagogue, Burlington, Vcam access orien TaTion : Video-production 7:25-9:30 p.m. $2; free first session. Info, 864-0218, hounds learn basic concepts and nomenclature ext. 21. at an overview of VCAM facilities, policies and prosacred circle dancing : Melly Bock leads particicedures. VCAM studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. pants through ancient and modern movement patFree. Info, 651-9692. terns set to slow, gentle, international music. No experience or partner needed. Fletcher Free Library, talks Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 978-424-7968. 'is r ace r eal?' : part of the ongoing Community 'The nUTcracker' : see sAt.01, 1 p.m. Conversation series, this daylong event includes The one-s Top dance Tramp : see sAt.01, 7 p.m. local drumming and dance, and a discussion that explores race from both scientific and social perspectives. ECHO Lake Aquarium and etc. science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Jane aUsTen Bir Thday Tea wi Th sandy Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 864-1848, ext. l erner : The author of Writing Second 125. Impressions, the first historically and socially accu-

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‘ 8’ The play ’: sTaged r eading : Richard Waterhouse directs Academy-Award winner Dustin Lance Black’s staged reenactment of the federal trial that led to the overturn of California's proposition 8, which stripped gays and lesbians of their right to marry. see calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 728-6464. 'mUrder a T The h igh school r eUnion': rUT land aUdiTions : see FRI. 30, south station Restaurant, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-6720. The meT: l iVe in hd series : Elina Garanča stars as the male character sesto in a broadcast production of one of Mozart’s final masterpieces, La Clemenza di Tito. Loew Auditorium, Black Family Visual Arts Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $10-29. Info, 603-646-2422. The morea U h orrors 7:30 p.m. 'The Vanek Trilogy'

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'The w hisper Tree' r eading : Louise Diamond's experiences as a peacebuilder in war zones inform

rate sequel to Pride and Prejudice, lectures at this celebration of all things Austen. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. $5-30; preregister. Info, 343-2294, jasnavermont@ gmail.com. psychic Fair : see sAt.01, noon-4 p.m. seed saVing : Anne Miller shares her knowledge about storing these energy powerhouses for future planting. Jaquith public Library, Marshfield, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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nia class : see WED. 30, south End studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $13. Info, 522-3691. yoga sUTra w orkshop : sanskrit recitation is used to explore consciousness, meditation and how we relate to our thoughts. A discussion follows; beginners welcomed. spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 2-3:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060.

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'a child’s chris Tmas in w ales': drama Tic r eading : Assisted by his grandson and the Maiden Vermont chorus, performer Marshall Eddy lends his voice to Dylan Thomas' classic holiday story. private home, Middlebury, 4 p.m. $25. Info, 388-9222. h oliday ar Tisans Bazaar 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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h oliday w ellness & giFT expo : putting a twist on tradition, jewelry, crafts and gifts complement numerology, live blood microscopy, reflexology, energy work and more. Best Western Waterburystowe, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7822. h oliday a cappella Bar Bershop concer T: Internationally ranked male and female choruses harmonize seasonal tunes, with a special appearance by the Barre schools select choir. Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. & 4:30 p.m. $10; free for kids under 8. Info, 223-2039. w aTer BUry h oliday ar Tisan Bo UTiq Ue: see sAt.01, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. 'w in Ter's w arm mUsic: a cele Bra Tion o F yUle Tide': The University Concert Choir and

Catamount singers life their voices and share tunes that have inspired and entertained countless generations. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750.

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georgia playgro Up: stories, songs and crafts offer an intermission to free play. Georgia Elementary & Middle school, st. Albans, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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French con Versa Tion gro Up: dimanches : Parlez-vous français? speakers practice the tongue at a casual, drop-in chat. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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40Th army Band: 'Vermon T h oliday Treas Ures' : performing since 1907, this iconic group plays favorites including Leroy Anderson’s “sleigh Ride,” selections from “How the Grinch stole Christmas,” “Chanukah is Here” and more. spruce peak performing Arts Center, stowe Mountain Resort, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 760-4634. Bella Voce w omen's chor Us: see sAt.01, 3 p.m. Frank B Urki TT Band : The scottish folk singer joins guitarist Calum Wood and American piper Hazen Metro for an afternoon of raucous songs, instrumentals and a cappella shanties. Williston Federated Church, Williston, 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 735-6200. green moUnTain men’s chor Us: This singing group of more than 30 men performs holiday favorites a cappella, in the four-part barbershop sUN.02

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School of Rock There are only so many times you can listen to Alvin and the Chipmunks’ squeaky-voiced Christmas songs. How about taking your mini music lover to a rock show instead? A special matinee benefit for the Integrated Arts Academy at H.O. Wheeler, “THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT” is a children’s concert — with a twist. Local bands and musicians Rough Francis, James Kochalka, Swale, the Cleary Brothers, Trapper Keeper, Rich Price and DJ Disco Phantom offer nursery-rhyme mashups, kid-friendly originals and reinvented classics that promise to be equally earpleasing “for grownups who used to be kids and kids who are still kids.”

'sTar l ake 98' : The Waterwheel Foundation and Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas host a sneak preview of the only full concert video available in the archives from phish’s 1998 summer tour. ticket sales benefit the King street Center. Merrill's Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 864-4742 .

“THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT”: Saturday, December 1, 12:30 p.m., at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge in South Burlington. $5-10; free for kids under 4. Info, 888-512SHOW. highergroundmusic.com

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commUni Ty Break Fas T: The Ladies Auxiliary to the Veterans of Foreign Wars sponsors a hearty start to the day for both members and nonmembers alike. VFW post, Essex Junction, 9-11 a.m. $3-6. Info, 878-0700.

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electric cello sounds. Zack Dupoint opens. Signal Kitchen, Burlington, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 399–2337.

harmony style with the Barre Tones. Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. & 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595. Le Vent du nord: The acclaimed folk foursome of outstanding multi-instrumentalists from Québec perform both traditional and original compositions. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $25; free for students with JSC ID. Info, 635-1476. MontpeLier CoMMunity GospeL Choir: See SAT. 01, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 778-0881. suny pLattsburGh GospeL Choir: This dynamic 65-member group welcomes special guest Champlain Valley Voices in "Soulful Christmas 2012," which includes an adaptation from Handel's "Messiah." SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4 p.m. $5-15; free for kids under 5. Info, 518-564-2704. sCraG Mountain MusiC: spektraL Quartet: See FRI. 30, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-7166.

VerMont ChoraL union: Jeffrey Rehbach directs members in "A Rose in Winter," which presents selected music for Advent and Christmas that spans five centuries. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. $12-17. Info, 863-5966 or 989-7355 . VerMont phiLharMoniC orChestra & Chorus: barre: See FRI. 30, Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188.

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Green Mountain CurLinG CLub: Players of all abilities sweep the ice every Sunday throughout the season. No special equipment is needed. Green Mountain Arena, Morrisville, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $12 per game with membership; $16 per game otherwise. Info, 399-2816. Learn to CurL CLiniC: Curious about sliding stones across a sheet of ice towards a target? Try your hand at one of the fastest-growing winter sports in the country. Green Mountain Arena, Morrisville, 10:15 a.m. - 1 p.m. $35; preregister at greenmountaincurlingclub@gmail.com. Info, 233-0898.

the ListeninG rooM series: GreGory douGLass: This local singer adds soulful voice and guitar rhythms to Monique Citro's evocative,

WoMen's piCkup soCCer: Ladies of varying skill levels break a sweat while passing around the spherical polyhedron. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3; for women ages 18 and up. Info, 864-0123.

aL boudreau: This Vermont Astronomical Society member informs fellow enthusiasts about the night sky and high-tech gadgetry for seeing stars. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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the Met: LiVe in hd series: See SAT. 01, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 1 p.m. $10-29. Info, 603-646-2422.

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'a ChristMas CaroL': Nebraska Theatre Caravan’s musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic tale features a 30-member cast, live orchestra and show-stopping special effects. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-42. Info, 863-5966.

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northWest VerMont food suMMit: Attendees discuss various topics, including establishing regional goals, farm economy and the logistical constraints posed by a rural food system. Sheldon Elementary School, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister at kathy.lavoie2@myfairpoint.net. Info, 782-1924.

aarp driVer safety CLass: See FRI. 30, Winooski Senior Center, Winooski, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $12-14; preregister. Info, 655-6425 .

herbaL ConsuLtations: Betzy Bancroft, Larken Bunce, Guido Masé and students from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism evaluate individual constitutions and and health conditions. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free; preregister at info@vtherbcenter.org. Info, 861-9757.

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soUtH Hero PlaygroUP: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grown-up companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. sWanton PlaygroUP: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Mary Babcock Elementary School, Swanton, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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PHantoM dinner series: lindsay loU & tHe Flatbellys: Guests of this alternative dinner party are graced with the distinct vocals, tight harmonies and instrumental expertise of this group's original tunes, which pay tribute to traditional American music. East Warren Community Market, Warren, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 919-489-4824. reCorder-Playing groUP: Musicians produce early folk, baroque and swing-jazz melodies. New and potential players welcome. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0030, info@prestomusic.net. saMbatUCada! oPen reHearsal: New players are welcome to pitch in as Burlington's samba street percussion band sharpens its tunes. Experience and instruments are not required. 8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5017.

sHared MoMents oPen Mike: Recille Hamrell hosts this evening of spontaneously told true stories about pivotal events. First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-1754, rhamrell@together. net.

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MoVe international Market: Handmade crafts from the Dominican Republic and India are displayed along with other holiday items. Proceeds benefit the organizations visited on MOVE service trips to the two countries. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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Ciné salon: rage against tHe MaCHine: Boston Globe film critic Ty Burr discusses cinematic history from the late 1890s to the present in "Gods Like Us: On Movie Stardom and Modern Fame," an illustrated lecture and reading from his book of the same name. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7-9:45 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120. elder edUCation enriCHMent Fall series: UVM Russian and German professor Kevin McKenna considers "The Tolstoy Connection: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's Use of Russian Proverbs in His Fictional and Publicistic Works." Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

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siMPle stePs For starting yoUr bUsiness: A five-part series helps entrepreneurs reach a "go or no go" decision about launching their biz. This week's topic: funding and deciding. Frank Mahady State & County Courthouse, Middlebury, 6-9 p.m. $25. Info, 951-6762.

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tHe CHaMPlain eCHoes: Weekly open rehearsals draw new singers looking to chime in on four-part harmonies with a women's a cappella chorus. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:15-9:15 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0398.

Coed adUlt dodgeball: Players break a sweat chucking and sidestepping foam balls at this friendly pickup competition. Orchard School, South Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 598-8539.

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book disCUssion: Canadian CUltUral diVersity: Cynthia Russell leads a discussion about Emily Carr's Klee Wyck. Cabot Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

dark star orCHestra: For more than 13 years — and 1800 shows — this seven-member band has continued the Grateful Dead concert experience, to the delight of fans young and old. Lebanon Opera House,N.H., 7 p.m. $29.50-35. Info, 603-448-0400 .

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Marjorie Cady MeMorial Writers groUP: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through "homework" assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net.

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Winter Holidays Party WitH tHe CVU Madrigal singers: Families gather for an a cappella concert, cookie decorating for kids and decking the library for the season. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Wellness & resilienCe PrograM CoMMUnity leCtUre series: Marilyn Neagley, director of Talk About Wellness, presents "Educating from the Heart: Mindfulness in Schools for Parents." Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School Library, South Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7102.

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tHe PennyWise Pantry: Holiday edition: An interactive, hands-on store tour highlights the best foods for maintaining a budget when preparing extra meals and sweet treats. City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 861-9700.

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CHess ClUb: Pawn pushers of all ages strategize to better their games. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30-8 p.m. Free; bring your own board and pieces; kids under 9 must be accompanied by an adult. Info, 518-268-9219.

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StepS to WellneSS: Cancer survivors attend diverse seminars about nutrition, stress management, acupuncture and more in conjunction with a medically based rehabilitation program. Fletcher Allen Health Care Cardiology Building, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2176. tueSday night yoga: Michelle Chasky Weed guides practitioners through creative stretching and deliberate breathing exercises. Cold Hollow Career Center, Enosburg Falls, 6-7:15 p.m. $5; bring a mat. Info, 933-4003.

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Creative tueSdayS: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FairFax Story hour: Good listeners up to age 6 are rewarded with tales, crafts and activities. Fairfax Community Library, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. highgate Story hour: See WED.28, 10-11 a.m. MuSiC With robert: Music lovers of all ages join sing-alongs with Robert Resnik. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. riChFord playgroup: Rug rats let their hair down for tales and activities. Cornerstone Bridges to Life Community Center, Richford, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. SCienCe & StorieS: Sink or Float Who Sunk the boat?: Curious minds explore the properties of different objects and test their theories with self-designed tinfoil boats. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $9.50-12.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. WilliSton Story hour: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 gather for entertaining tales and creative projects. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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FrenCh ConverSation group: Beginner-tointermediate French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Halvorson's Upstreet Café, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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CataMount Winter ConCert: Attendees take a mid-day break and listen to David Neiweem direct the UVM Catamount Singers in this annual performance. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 12:15-1 p.m. Free; bring bag lunch. Info, 864-0471.

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CoMedy For a CauSe: Top Vermont laughgetters Justin Rowe, Chad Cosby, Tony Bates, Tracie Spencer and A Stand Up Life founder Colin Ryan deliver punchlines to benefit the nonprofit Linking Learning to Life. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-8:40 p.m. $5-15; for ages 18 and up. Info, 734-2802.

Saturn People’s Sound Collective “A 20-piece post-rock, nu-world, global big band under the direction of Brian Boyes”

Haybarn Theatre at Goddard College 123 Pitkin Rd, Plainfield, VT

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Make StuFF!: See WED.28, 6-9 p.m. open knit & CroChet: Stitch and tell: Fiber fans work on current projects in good company. Kaleidoscope Yarns, Essex Junction, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 288-9200.

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ClaSSiC FilM night: Movie lovers watch Remember the Night, a madcap romantic adventure through the heartland of America made in 1940, then share their opinions. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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burlington go Club: See WED.28, 7-9 p.m.

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iMMunity tinCture & Cold Care CapSuleS: Having studied herbal medicine for 11 years, Sage Zelkowitz offers attendees a hands-on approach to natural remedies. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 3-5 p.m. $1-10 sliding scale materials fee. Info, 426-3581. Meditation & diSCuSSion: See WED.28, 7-8 p.m. nia ClaSS: See WED.28, 6:45-8 p.m.

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enoSburg playgroup: See WED.28, 10-11:30 a.m. FairField playgroup: See WED.28, 10-11:30 a.m.

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highgate Story hour: See WED.28, 11:15 a.m. larry dubin: The local author reads from Santa’s Big Red Hat, in which Christmas is almost cancelled when the jolly old man's cap goes missing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. May'S World MuSiC & MoveMent: See WED.28, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Moving & grooving With ChriStine: See WED.28, 11-11:30 a.m. MuSiC With Mr. ChriS: See WED.28, 10 a.m. riChFord pajaMa Story tiMe: Kids up to age 6 wear their jammies for evening tales. Arvin A. Brown Library, Richford, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. St. albanS playgroup: See WED.28, 9-10:30 a.m.

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Story tiMe & playgroup: Sylvia Smith reads tales to youngsters, followed by theme-based art, nature, cooking projects and creative play facilitated by Melissa Seifert. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10 a.m. & 10-11:30 a.m. Free; for kids up to age 6. Info, 426-3581. StorytiMe With MrS. ClauS: Little ones don their PJ's, and enjoy cookies and milk while Santa's wife reads holiday favorites. JCPenney Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30-7 p.m. Free; suggested donation of gently used winter outerwear. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

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haviland SMith: The former CIA chief of counterterrorism considers the implications of recent developments in the Middle East in “What Will Follow the Arab Spring?” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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College oF artS & SCienCe Full proFeSSor leCture SerieS: John Jing-hua Yin of the department of Asian languages and literature presents "Demystifying Chinese Characters," which explores different aspects of this highly developed writing system. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166.

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green Mountain Men'S ChoruS open rehearSalS: Looking to lift spirits through music? The singing group welcomes new voices for their performances throughout the holiday season. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595.

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pauSe-CaFé FrenCh ConverSation: Francophiles of all levels speak the country's language at a drop-in conversation. Mr. Crêpe, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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Natalie MacMaster: 'christMas iN cape BretoN': Hailed as "the most dynamic performer in Celtic music today” by the Boston Herald, this fiddler, singer and world-class step dancer performs a vast, spirited repertoire. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-$42. Info, 863-5966. origiNal studeNt coMpositioNs: The Department of Music sponsors this presentation of new student works, which are the culmination of a semester of creative study in Su Tan's class. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

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pareNtiNg Workshop: WheN pareNtiNg overWhelMs your relatioNships: Kevin Gallagher of Hannah’s House, a nonprofit dedicated to the emotional well-being of families, leads an educational workshop. Waitsfield Elementary School, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; childcare provided. Info, 496-9715. 'speNd sMart series': Struggling to save? This practical introduction to money management focuses on the individual and personalized financial goals. Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 114 .

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'WiNter tales': Conceived and directed by Mark Nash, this holiday tradition of fresh stories and songs brings light to the season's dark days with material from around the world. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.30-27. Info, 863-5966.

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BurliNgtoN Writers Workshop MeetiNg: See WED.28, 6:30-7:30 p.m. deceMBer Book sale: Lovers of the written word peruse hundreds of titles. All proceeds benefit library collections and activities. Rutland Free Library, 4-8 p.m. $3 and under. Info, 773-1860. m

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george Jaeger: This distinguished veteran diplomat discusses how pursuits of national interest affect America’s relationships in a rapidly changing world. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338 .

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'it's a WoNderful life': With live sound effects, on-air signals and applause signs, a Foley artist and five actors transport audiences back in time to a 1940s broadcast studio, bringing Frank Capra’s classic to life. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $10-15; free for kids under 12 with accompanying paying adult; for ages 6 and up. Info, 229-0492.

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david Blight: The Yale professor and author of the acclaimed Race and Reunion, presents "American Oracle: The Civil War in the Civil Rights Era." Congregational Church, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1184.

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'riNgiNg doWN the curtaiN': Students perform top works from theater and dance classes. Hartman Theatre, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

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reeve liNdBergh: The Vermont author and daughter of aviator Charles, reflects on four decades of previously unpublished musings from her mother in “Rowing Against Wind and Tide: The Journals and Letters of Anne Morrow Lindbergh.” Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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MarleNe heck: The Dartmouth College senior lecturer presents “Building Monticello,” in which she details Thomas Jefferson’s lifelong project or “essay in architecture," that his surviving child was forced to auction off. Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

'play oN' auditioNs: The Middlebury Community players hold auditions for their February 2013 production of Rick Abbot's hilarious 'play within a play' comedy. Callbacks set for December 8. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 382-9222.

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hoWard Mosher: In "The Great American Book Tour," the author reflects on his three-month, 20,000-mile road trip around the country following his cancer treatment. Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 334-7902.

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dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com . Salsa classes, nightclub-style, on-one and on-two, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $13/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DSANTOS VT SALSA: Mon. evenings: beginner class 7-8 p.m., intermediate 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $10 /1-hr. class. Location: Movement Studio, 180 Flynn Ave.,

Burlington. Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@ hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com. Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance ﬂ oor! ° ere is no better time to start than now! LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Cost: $50 /4-wk. class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Lessons also avail. in St. Albans. Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@ﬁ rststepdance.com, FirstStepDance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary.

drumming TAIKO, DJEMBE, CONGAS & BATA!: Location: Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: Stuart Paton, 999-4255, spaton55@gmail.com. Call for ° ursday 9:30 a.m. conga class location. Friday 5 p.m. conga and 6 p.m. djembe classes are walkin classes for $15/class. Drums are provided. Call to schedule your own classes!

empowerment INTRO. TO MYSTICAL NUMEROLOGY: Dec. 1, 9 a.m.5 p.m. Cost: $75 /workshop. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: 244-7909, . Learn how to work with the energies of your birth date and name in this workshop that integrates Native American and Mayan teachings to present a totally new interpretation of the science of numbers. Led by John Pehrson, lifelong student of numbers and author of the new book Mystical Numerology. OPEN HEART WORKSHOP: Dec. 7-9. Fri., 7-10 p.m. Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.. Cost: $150 /3 days. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: 244-7909. Learn new communication skills and ways to deal with conﬂ ict in this experiential workshop that offers deeper self-conﬁ dence, greater authenticity, and a stronger sense of connection with others and the world. Led by Jeanne White Eagle, teacher, author and peace activist.

fi tness NIA: Tues./° urs./Sat. 8:30 a.m. Cost: $13 /1-hour class. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St, Burlington. Info: Rebecca Boedges, 922-2400, rboedges@hotmail.com, rebeccaboedges.com. Mind/body fi tness that will change your life! Joyful movement for the body and soul. Fusion fi tness that incorporates dance, martial arts and the healing arts with a focus on joy. Love your body, love your life! Join me.

gardening STONE WALL WORKSHOP: All workshops Sat. 8:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Jan. through Mar. Cost: $100 /1-day workshop. Location: Red Wagon Plants, 2408 Shelburne Falls Road, Hinesburg. Info: Queen City Soil & Stone, Charley MacMartin MacMartin, 318-2411, macmartin@igc.org, queencitysoilandstone.com. Our introductory workshops for homeowners and tradespeople promote the beauty and integrity of stone. ° e 1-day workshop covers the basic techniques for creating dry-laid walls using stone native to Vermont. Workshops are held in warm greenhouses in

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music EXPLORING THE ART OF SONG INTERPRETATION: Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $75 /participants, $40/auditors. Location: StudioThree at Spotlight on Dance, South Burlington. Info: 862-7326, billreedvoicestudio.com. Alan Langdon, acclaimed acting teacher and faculty member at the Circle in the Square Theatre School in NYC will work with students in exploring the art of song interpretation. The workshop is geared toward high school juniors and seniors auditioning for musical theatre college programs, however, the workshop is open to the public and anyone interested.

shamanism HOLIDAY JOY AND SUFFERING: Dec. 3, 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $30 /90-minute workshop. Location: JourneyWorks Office, 11 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, Michael Watson, 860-6203, mwatsonlcmhc@hotmail.com, journeyworksvt.wordpress.com. Shamanism teaches us to enter fully into our human experience. In this workshop we will explore making space for all of the memories and feelings, good and ill, that come with the Holidays. We will also seek to understand our life journeys as opportunities for bringing healing to the generations.

tai chi SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi. org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. YANG-STYLE TAI CHI: Wed., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m. $16/class, $60/mo. Beginners welcome. New Beginners Session starts

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File Under “?” Five more local albums you probably haven’t heard BY DAN BOL L E S

O MANY RECORDS, SO LITTLE TIME. Seven Days gets more album submissions than we know what to do with. And, given the ease of record making these days, it’s di˜ cult to keep up. Still, we try to get to every local release that comes across the music desk, no matter how obscure. To that end, here are ﬁ ve albums that likely ﬂ ew under the radar of your average Vermont music fan. In some cases, they represent the outermost boundaries of local music. Others simply slipped the through cracks. But each is deserving of a listen.

debut is also a pretty compelling listen from one of the state’s truly underrated and versatile writers. Less country and rock focused than his eponymous solo work, and not as blues oriented as his garage-rock side project Grant Black, DCS ﬁ nds Brooks expanding his palette into ethereal musings evocative of Mutations-era Beck — which ain’t a bad thing. joshbrooksmusic.com

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In 1930, the Vermont Commission on Country Life tasked Helen Hartness Flanders with collecting traditional folk songs of rural Vermont — songs that were largely undocumented, passed down orally through generations. Given the rise of radio as a primary source of entertainment, they were also songs at risk of being lost. Flanders traversed the state, recording the songs to wax cylinders, acetate, aluminum discs and reel-to-reel tape. Eighty years later, those songs — some 4500 in all — were again on the verge of disappearing, as the mediums on which they were recorded had begun to disintegrate. On The Female Highwayman, local f olk singer, and Flanders’ great-niece, Deb Flanders has given 12 of those songs new life. She culled the archives at Middlebury College and, enlisting the help of f amily members and a f ew notable local players — ﬁ ddler Pete Sutherland and guitarist Paul Asbell among them — has created an audio time capsule that preserves a critical piece of Green Mountain musical heritage f or generations to come. debﬂ anders.net

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There’s something strange afoot in the sleepy Upper Valley region of Vermont and New Hampshire. And it is being soundtracked by newish experimental pop label Robot Octopus Vs. Zombie Teddy Bear Records. The label’s latest release comes from the aptly named Pliable Tones, a proliﬁ c solo artist f rom Lebanon, N.H., whose canon includes 20 releases. This one is a hefty, self-titled sampler LP. Featuring some 43 tracks in just under 60 minutes, the record is a dizzying collection of electronic beats, bleeps and samples that deﬁ es categorization. Though not for the faint of heart — or ears — it is a fascinating glimpse into the outer edges of local music.

thrash-metal band. And that’s OK. The duo’s shabbily recorded debut EP, Dogs on Wheels, while hardly thrashy, is a curious and oddly entertaining little nugget in its own right. Mostly acoustic and decidedly unhinged, it’s the sort of thing Neutral Milk Hotel’s Je˝ Mangum might have written on a methamphetamine bender. Or maybe what Carnivore would have penned after a cocktail of Valium and sparkling wine.Whatever. Just frigging listen to it. samuelampersandmatthew.bandcamp.com

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Here’s what we know about the Plain Healers: not much. Some cursory digging suggests the band is based in New Jersey, though at least one member, Kurt Van Hook, currently resides in Hinesburg, Vt., and is a pretty fair hand at Words With Friends, FYI. The band’s untitled 2012 release — which comes with no cover art, let alone liner notes — is an eight-song snippet of a much larger catalog and represents an agreeable collection of literate folk-rock fare. It aligns well with the likes of Camper van Beethoven and/ or Cracker and, in moments, boasts a bit of Violent Femmes-ish attitude. It’s a nifty, if mysterious, suite of tunes that whets our whistle for more. plainhealers.com

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year. His collaboration with yim yames, Will Johnson and Jay FaRRaR on the Woody guthRie tribute New Multitudes is likely to find its way onto several year-end best-of lists — including a few of mine. And he just wrapped up a new record with a longtime collaborator, vocalist kendall meade, that’s due out early next year. In the meantime, Parker will begin a weekly monthlong residency at Radio Bean this Monday, December 3. He writes that he’ll be test-driving some new material and may invite a few special guests along to boot. Vermont expat XandeR nayloR comes home this week with his new band, RailBiRd, who play the Monkey House this Thursday, November 29. The NYCbased psych-pop outfit has been making national waves on the heels of wellreceived sets at SXSW, CMJ and POP Montréal and just released a debut EP, Lucky, that’s garnering comparisons to the likes of diRty pRoJeCtoRs, BRaids and our own RuBBleBuCket — with whom Railbird will tour in December, BTW. Speaking of homecomings, rising pop-country star Jamie lee thuRston returns to Vermont for a show at the Higher Ground Ballroom this Friday, November 30, in celebration of his latest SoUnDbITeS

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Club MEtronoME: 2K Deep & mushpost Present: Platinum with Dieselboy (EDm), 9 p.m., $10. Finnigan's Pub: cody sargent Birthday Bash (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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skinny PanCakE: Josh Panda and Brett Lanier (rock), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation. t. bonEs rEstaurant anD bar: chad Hollister (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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City liMits: Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. on tHE risE bakEry: Open Bluegrass, 8 p.m., Free. tWo brotHErs tavErn: Two Brothers comedy challenege (standup), 9:30 p.m., $3.

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bEE's knEEs: steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Moog's PlaCE: cloud People (rock), 8:30 p.m., Free.

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Club MEtronoME: Ryan montbleau Band, Dwight Ritcher Trio (rock), 8 p.m., $18/20. 18+. Dobrá tEa: Robert Resnik (folk), 7 p.m., Free. Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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gusto's: Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

WHaMMy bar: Open mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

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HalFloungE: clancy Harris (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Bonjour-Hi (EDm), 10 p.m., Free.

bagitos: Acoustic Blues Jam with the usual suspects, 6 p.m., Free.

skinny PanCakE: Jay Ekis (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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riMroCks Mountain tavErn: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPolE DoWnstairs: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

HigHEr grounD ballrooM: Never shout Never, man Overboard, mod sun, me Like Bees (rock), 6:30 p.m., $20/22. AA.

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ParkEr PiE Co.: Don & Jenn (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MonoPolE: Dynomatics (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

HalFloungE: scott mangan (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Rewind with DJ craig mitchell (retro), 10 p.m., Free.

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Moog's PlaCE: Dave Keller (blues), 8:30 p.m., Free.

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HalFloungE: Hannah Lebel (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

commercial success with progressive underground cred. This Friday, November 30, Dieselboy headlines the latest installment of the Platinum series at Club Metronome, along with a slew of local DJs from Mushpost and 2K Deep. Youngbloodz (EDm), 9 p.m., Free.

(irish), 10 p.m., Free.

HigHEr grounD sHoWCasE loungE: Titus Andronicus, ceremony (indie rock), 8 p.m., $12/14. AA.

skinny PanCakE: Zack duPont (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation.

lEvity : Open mic (standup), 8:30 p.m., Free.

vEnuE: Thirsty Thursdays, 7 p.m., Free.

ManHattan Pizza & Pub: Hot Wax with Justcaus & Penn West (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

central

MonkEy HousE: Railbird, Paper castles (indie folk), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. nECtar's: Trivia mania with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. shady Alley (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. o'briEn's irisH Pub: DJ Dominic (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free.

bagitos: Tim Brick (country), 6 p.m., Free. CHarliE o's: Bingo Night, 10 p.m., Free. grEEn Mountain tavErn: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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on taP bar & grill: Bob stannard Blue Band, 7 p.m., Free.

51 Main: Karen Krajecic (folk), 8 p.m., Free.

raDio bEan: Dave Fugal & Julian chobot (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Kat Wright & the indomitable soul Band (soul), 11 p.m., $3.

City liMits: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free.

rED squarE: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 7 p.m., Free. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

tWo brotHErs tavErn: DJ Dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

rED squarE bluE rooM: DJ cre8 (house), 10 p.m., Free. rí rá irisH Pub: Longford Row

on tHE risE bakEry: John Penoyar and the insiders (Americana), 8 p.m., Donations.

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bEE's knEEs: Fred Brauer (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

HigHEr grounD ballrooM: Jamie Lee Thurston (country), 8 p.m., Free. HigHEr grounD sHoWCasE loungE: chappo, monogold, Torpedo Rodeo (rock), 9 p.m., $8/10. AA. JP's Pub: starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. liFt: Ladies Night, 9 p.m., Free/$3. Marriott Harbor loungE: Queen city Quartet (acoustic), 8:30 p.m., Free. nECtar's: seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Hot Day at the Zoo, string Fingers (zoograss), 9 p.m., $5. on taP bar & grill: Loose Association (acoustic rock), 5 p.m., Free. Joe mcGuinness & Longshot (rock), 9 p.m., Free. raDio bEan: The corey Wilhelm super Jam (rock), 1 p.m., Free. Quiet Lion (basement soul), 7 p.m., Free. Eric Nassau (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. Annie and the Beekepers (folk), 8:30 p.m., Free. John River shannon (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. casio Bastard (electro-funk), 11:30 p.m., Free. rED squarE: Blue Fox (blues), 5 p.m., Free. EmEFE (rock), 8 p.m., $5. DJ craig mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5. rED squarE bluE rooM: DJ Robbie J (EDm), 9 p.m., $5. rubEn JaMEs: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free. rí rá irisH Pub: supersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free. signal kitCHEn: Am & msR Presents: Twin sister, Parmaga, Goose Hut (indie), 9 p.m., $12. 18+. skinny PanCakE: Patrick Gochez (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation. FRi.30

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“Whose Line is it, Anyway?”-styled Winter Improv Spectacular at Club Metronome in Burlington. Improv comedy, while exploding in popularity across the country, is still a relatively new phenomenon in these parts. As it is essentially created on the spot, it’s a wildly different experience from standup. If you’ve never seen it performed, I highly recommend it. Last but not least, the local EDM scene takes over both floors at Nectar’s and Club Metronome on Wednesday, December 5, when 2K Deep and Mushpost present Clusterfu3k. The untz-untz blowout features more than

30 DJs spread over three rooms of dance music, divided roughly by genre and renamed for the night, including the Mothership (house, techno) in Metrononome’s main room, Cloud 9 (bass) at Nectar’s and Tropic Thunder (drum and bass, moombahton) in the Metronome Lounge.

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CD. I’m sure it’s great and all, but as far as new releases by Thurstons go, he’d be hard-pressed to top the new record by his dear old dad, JIMMY T. THURSTON, Welcome to My Country — if only for that record’s thoroughly incredible cover. It features the elder Thurston looking like a grizzled, 1800s gold prospector. Congrats to local blues man DAVE KELLER, who showed our backwards neighbors in New Hampshire how its done by winning the Granite State Blues Challenge earlier this month, making his band eligible to compete in the upcoming National Blues Challenge. And word is that Keller will soon be heading to Memphis to record a followup to his excellent 2011 album, Where I’m Coming From. Continuing the new-release beat, local folk-rock duo the BEERWORTH SISTERS celebrate their debut full-length, Simple Things, with a release party at the Marriott Harbor Lounge this Saturday, December 1. What little I’ve heard is jaw-droppingly gorgeous, harmonyladen acoustic Americana not dissimilar to that of FIRST AID KIT — albeit not quite so poppy. It’s genuinely beautiful stuff. Montpelier’s Positive Pie 2 gets its Afrobeat groove on this weekend with a pair of funky local acts. Friday, November 30, is the excellent BARIKA, followed on Saturday, December 1, by the Ethio-jazz ensemble NEW NILE ORCHESTRA. Aside from dropping in on an open session at Spark Arts earlier this year, I’ve yet to experience what the local improv comedy scene has to offer. I expect that to change this Saturday, December 1, when the Spark Arts improv troupe presents it

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Bagitos: Jacob Green & charlie messing (singer-songwriters), 6 p.m., Free. the Black Door: The Wall stiles (indie folk), 9:30 p.m., $5. charlie o's: seamus the Great, near north (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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green Mountain tavern: DJ Jonny p (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2. Positive Pie 2: Barika (Afrobeat), 10:30 p.m., $5.

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51 Main: Rita pfeiffer and Friends (Americana), 9 p.m., Free.

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city liMits: The Blame (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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on the rise Bakery: Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 8 p.m., Donations. two Brothers tavern: mogani (rock), 7 p.m., $3.

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Bee's knees: Flat Top Trio (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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the huB Pizzeria & PuB: Johnson Jubilee Holiday Jam, 7 p.m., Free.

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Matterhorn: Bird shot Le Funk (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

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Moog's Place: starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9 p.m., Free. riMrocks Mountain tavern: Friday night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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raDio Bean: Eric George (blues), 1 p.m., Free. Less Digital, more manual: Record club, 3 p.m., Free. Ryan Downs (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Liptak/Evans Duo (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Anders parker (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Dan & the Wildfire (indie folk), 10 p.m., Free. Dino Bravo (rock), 11:30 p.m., Free. KARL 2000 (rock), 1 a.m., Free. reD square: shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Rhythm inc. (funk), 8 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5. reD square Blue rooM: DJ Raul (salsa), 6 p.m., Free. craig mitchell (EDm), 10 p.m., $5. rí rá irish PuB: The complaints (rock), 10 p.m., Free. t. Bones restaurant anD Bar: open mic, 7 p.m., Free. venue: 18 & up Destination saturdays, 8 p.m., Free.

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Bagitos: irish sessions, 2 p.m., Free. Eric George (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. the Black Door: Don and Jen pLus (indie pop), 9:30 p.m., $5.

51 Main: Kat Wright & the indomitable soul Band (r&b), 10 p.m., Free. city liMits: Dance party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. gooD tiMes caFé: Tim Grimm (Americana), 8:30 p.m., $15. two Brothers tavern: Rehab Roadhouse (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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Moog's Place: canyonero (country), 9 p.m., Free. Parker Pie co.: Lesley Grant and stepstone (country), 8 p.m., Free. Positive Pie: Jay-Koh music (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. riMrocks Mountain tavern: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

raDio Bean: Queen city Hot club (gypsy jazz), 11 a.m., Free. pete sutherland and Tim stickle's old Time session, 1 p.m., Free. Bird Radio (experimental folk), 4:30 p.m., Free. Ari Adelstein: A Tribute to Britney Jean spears (pop), 6 p.m., Free. Tango sessions, 7 p.m., Free. sneezeguard (rock), 10:30 p.m., Free. steve sorr (singer-songwriter), 11:30 p.m., Free. signal kitchen: The Listening series: Gregory Douglass, Zack dupont (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., $10.

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Bagitos: sunday Brunch: Eric Friedman, 11 a.m., Free.

roaDsiDe tavern: DJ Diego (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

skinny Pancake: Brian clark (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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MonoPole: House on A spring (rock), 10 p.m., Free. taBu caFé & nightcluB: All night Dance party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

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Positive Pie 2: new nile orchestra (Afrobeat), 10:30 p.m., $5.

halFlounge: Building Blox (EDm), 10 p.m., Free.

PurPle Moon PuB: phineas Gage (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

higher grounD BallrooM: All American Rejects (rock), 7:30 p.m., $22/25. AA.

the reservoir restaurant & taP rooM: Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 10 p.m., Free.

on taP Bar & grill: Brunch with Wylie (singer-songwriter), 10:45 p.m., Free.

nectar's: mi Yard Reggae night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.

river house restaurant: stump! Trivia night, 6 p.m., Free. sweet crunch Bake shoP: Green mountain station (bluegrass), 10:30 a.m., Free.

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halFlounge: Family night open Jam (rock), 10:30 p.m., Free. higher grounD BallrooM: Boyz noise (DJ set), Djedjotronic, Dj Haitian, DJ Disco phantom (EDm), 9 mon.03

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Follow the Recipe Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard Kendrick

Lamar’s recent single, “The Recipe.” What you may not know is that the track’s central beat is based on a sample of “Meet the Frownies” by dream-pop outfit twin sister. When not lending music to

Backstage PuB: smokin' Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

West Coast hip-hop hits featuring Dr. Dre, the band is a critical darling, having drawn raves from

church & Main restaurant: night Vision (EDm), 9 p.m., Free.

Pitchfork, the New York Times and BBC Music for its expansive, spacey brand of indie rock. It’s as

cluB MetronoMe: Winter improv spectacular (improv comedy), 7:30 p.m., $8/10. 18+. Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

with Burlington’s ParMaga and Montréal’s goose hut.

ethereal as it is danceable. The band plays Signal Kitchen in Burlington this Friday, November 30,

Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. halFlounge: nuda Veritas (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free. space Echo with Jahson and nick concklin (EDm), 10:30 p.m., Free.

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higher grounD BallrooM: public Enemy, X clan, schoolly D, Leaders of the new school, monie Love, son of Bazerk, Wise intelligent, Awesome Dre, Davy DmX (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $27/30. AA. higher grounD showcase lounge: The Kids Are Alright: Rough Francis, James Kochalka, swale, the cleary Brothers, Trapper Keeper, Rich price, DJ Disco phantom (rock), 12:30 p.m., Free/$5/10. AA. JP's PuB: Karaoke with megan, 10 p.m., Free. Marriott harBor lounge: The Beerworth sisters (folk), 8:30 p.m., Free. Monkey house: Am & msR presents: West End motel, the Whiskey Dicks (rock), 9 p.m., $10. 18+.

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theraPy: pulse with DJ nyce (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.

nectar's: Andrew parker-Renga (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. The Funk Ark, the Bumping Jones (funk), 9 p.m., $5.

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its eponymous title suggests, the album represents the very essence of Farm, distilled into 45 thoroughly unpredictable minutes. Deeply and delightfully nuanced, Farm is indeed the band’s most essential release to date. A drifting piano progression introduces album opener “Monkey vs. Demons,” setting a shimmering backdrop for a sparse banjo line that plinks and plops like a dripping icicle. Like many of the band’s finest songs, it is both chilling and strangely inviting. “Amidst the Rubble” continues the

album’s atmospheric tone but injects goose-bump-raising violin squeals and frenetic electric guitar over ghostly Rhodes tones, creating a sort of North Country gothic aesthetic. From here, the band’s wondrous multiple personality disorder — each of Farm’s three members is a songwriter and plays a variety of instruments — fully emerges. The instrumental “Galena” is a bustle of warped guitar and ringing bells. “Two and a Half” presents a comparatively straightforward, guitarbased arrangement that leads into a sort of spy-noir instrumental, “Goin’ Crazy Is Hard Times,” featuring lightly brushed percussion and a mournful trumpet over hollow-body jazz-guitar chords. The bleak “When It’s Time” is laced with a wry sensitivity not unlike that of Will Oldham in his more princely moments. The playfully funky “Running Water” follows with sneaky electro blips over an insistent backbeat and hand claps.

“Sun Is a Fog” may be Farm’s most ambitious track to date, which is no small feat. Centered on a swirling Middle Eastern groove, it is sinister and hypnotic. Following “Forgotten Wheel” and “Murder Scene,” the album closes on “Cardinal Directions.” Over meandering guitars, the song finds band members issuing increasingly confusing driving directions, the sort that would be familiar to anyone who has tried to navigate Vermont’s back roads sans GPS. (“You’re gonna see North Road. You’re gonna wanna take that west.”) In a way, the song is a metaphor for Farm itself. Though the signposts and mile markers may look — or, I suppose, sound — foreign, ultimately, the destination is reached. And it’s a hell of a ride along the way. Farm by Farm is available at farmtheband.bandcamp.com and at the Flying Disc in Enosburg Falls.

It’s a profoundly cynical worldview. But it makes for wildly entertaining TV. And, as it turns out, for wildly compelling country music. On their debut EP, Love and Fists, Burlington’s Rose and Los Cohorts offer something of a kissing cousin to the fictional Hank Moody’s bleak, semiautobiographical tome. Wrapped in a rhinestone-studded

veil of classic country but informed by a decidedly modern female view of lovin’, cheatin’ and fightin’, the record harks to a bygone era of vintage twang. Songwriter and vocalist Rose Lucas may never be confused with Loretta Lynn or Patsy Cline, but the titular album opener reveals she has a similarly forthright delivery and is clearly influenced by the first ladies of country music. Backed by a veritable Grand Ole Opry of local talent, including ex-Chrome Cowboys guitarist Bill Mullins and bassist Mark Ransom, along with pedal-steel ace Asa Brosius and local singer-songwriter Juliet McVicker, Lucas proves to be one ramblin’ woman. The cavalcade of stars continues throughout the record, with appearances

by the Starline Rhythm Boys, the Magnolias, Chuck Eller, Justin Levinson, the Cush’s Burette and Gabrielle Douglas, Ryan Power and fiddler Gene White, to name a few. But from the weepy, waltzing strains of “Love Me & Leave Me” to the countrypolitan strut of “Please” to choice covers by the likes of Janis Martin (“Bang Bang”) and Paul Kennerley (“Walkin Shoes”), Lucas is the star of the show. And it’s a role for which she seems naturally suited, cooing and crooning with a brassy style and attitude that will likely leave many a cowboy with a tear in his beer. Love and Fists by Rose and Los Cohorts is available by emailing the band at roseandloscohorts@gmail.com.

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No Vermont band is as simultaneously fascinating and relatively unheralded as Farm. Through four albums — five, if you include the group’s debut under its short-lived House Horse moniker — the experimental-folk trio never fails to live up to lofty expectations, which is saying something considering that it’s often hard to know exactly what to expect from them at any given moment. Most recently, the group has retreated from live performances, choosing instead to hole up in its fabled Enosburg Falls recording space, the Cave of Legends, to write and record a new self-titled album. While longtime fans may be chagrined by the band’s decision to stay home, the record reveals it to be a fair trade-off. As

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In the television show “Californication,” one of the series’ better plot arcs concerns a book called Fucking and Punching — written by the show’s protagonist, troubled author Hank Moody, but later stolen by an underage paramour who releases the book as her own. Hilarity ensues. Unseemly — and illegal — trysts aside, the central premise of the book, and by extension the show, is that all of life’s dramas essentially boil down to those two inextricably linked themes: fucking and punching.

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p.m., $32/35. AA. Nectar's: metal monday: Abbadon, Boil the Whore, Alive & Well, s'iva (metal), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. ON tap Bar & Grill: open mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free.

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radiO BeaN: Reverend Ben Donovan (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. open mic, 9 p.m., Free.

Nectar's: clusterfu3k, craig mitchell, Haitian, Tricky pat and more (EDm), 9 p.m., $5 donation. 18+.

central

ON tap Bar & Grill: chad Hollister (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

cOrk WiNe Bar: Extempo (storytelling), 8 p.m., $5.

northern

radiO BeaN: Jessica smucker (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. mushpost social club (downtempo), 11 p.m., Free.

mOOG's place: seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 8 p.m., Free.

red square: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Wild man Blues, 7 p.m., Free.

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skiNNy paNcake: Josh panda and Brett Lanier (rock), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation.

HiGHer GrOuNd BallrOOm: Trampled by Turtles, spirit Family Reunion (rock), 8 p.m., $20/23. AA.

mONkey HOuse: neighborhood Watch Residency: Zack dupont & Tim sharbaugh (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

t. BONes restauraNt aNd Bar: chad Hollister (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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album, Local Business, TA address that dichotomy, eschewing ornate, multilayered arrangements for a lean, mean sound that’s more in line with their raucous concerts. This Thursday, November 29, the band rocks the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge with opening support from ceremONy.

red square: craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.

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Back tO vermONt puB: John Gillette & sarah mittlefeldt (folk), 7 p.m., Free. BaGitOs: Karl miller and Friends (jazz), 6 p.m., Donations. cHarlie O's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. WHammy Bar: Trivia night,

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pat melvin (acoustic), 5 p.m., Free. Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Rachael sage (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

red square Blue rOOm: DJ Frank Grymes (EDm), 11 p.m., Free.

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BaGitOs: Acoustic Blues Jam with the usual suspects, 6 p.m., Free. GustO's: open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. WHammy Bar: open mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

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ON tap Bar & Grill: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free.

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mONty's Old Brick taverN: open mic, 6 p.m., Free. Nectar's: pat ormiston Group (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. JGB Tuesdays with cats under the stars (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

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ruBeN James: Why not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

levity : Live music open mic, 7:30 p.m., Free.

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Jp's puB: Karaoke with morgan, 10 p.m., Free.

red square: industry night with Robbie J (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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bEE’S kNEES, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. blAck cAP coffEE, 144 Main St., Stowe, 253-2123. thE brEWSki, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. broWN’S mArkEt biStro, 1618 Scott Highway, Groton, 584-4124. choW! bEllA, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. clAirE’S rEStAurANt & bAr, 41 Main St., Hardwick, 472-7053. coSmic bAkErY & cAfé, 30 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0800. couNtrY PANtrY DiNEr, 951 Main St., Fairfax, 849-0599 croP biStro & brEWErY, 1859 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4304. grEY fox iNN, 990 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8921. thE hub PizzEriA & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. thE littlE cAbArEt, 34 Main St., Derby, 293-9000. mAttErhorN, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. thE mEEtiNghouSE, 4323 Rt. 1085, Smugglers’ Notch, 644-8851. moog’S PlAcE, Portland St., Morrisville, 851-8225. muSic box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. oVErtimE SAlooN, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. PArkEr PiE co., 161 County Rd., West Glover, 525-3366. PhAt kAtS tAVErN, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064. PiEcASSo, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. rimrockS mouNtAiN tAVErN, 394 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-9593. roADSiDE tAVErN, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 660-8274. ruStY NAil bAr & grillE, 1190 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. ShootErS SAlooN, 30 Kingman St., St. Albwans, 527-3777. SNoW ShoE loDgE & Pub, 13 Main St., Montgomery Center, 326-4456. SWEEt cruNch bAkEShoP, 246 Main St., Hyde Park, 888-4887. tAmArAck grill At burkE mouNtAiN, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., E. Burke, 626-7394. WAtErShED tAVErN, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. YE olDE ENglAND iNNE, 443 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-5320.

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and farm scenes in the gray and beige hues of northern Europe. A f ew of Charles’ paintings were collected by the Dutch royal family. Emile Gruppe acquired his early art education in the Hague, where his family lived until he was 17. He then studied at the National Academy of Design and the Art Students League in Manhattan, and moved to Gloucester in the early 1930s. There, Gruppe supported his own family on the proceeds of his paintings, supplemented by his work as a teacher and author. Emilie was born in Burlington during one of her f ather’s sojourns in Vermont. “We used to stay at the Smugglers’ Notch Inn,” she recalls. “He loved that area as a place to be and a place to paint.” And Emile Gruppe sure could turn out product. “He was very prolifi c,” his daughter notes, estimating his output at 200 pieces a year. When asked how he could complete a 3-f oot-square oil painting in less than two days, Gruppe would respond, according to Emilie Alexander, “When you’ve been working with a brush as long as I have, it comes out pretty easily.” The gallery includes a display of instructional books by Emile, including Brushwork f or the Oil Painter and Gruppe on Color , Northern Vermont Artist Association The Gruppe Gallery thus may be both published by Watson-Guptill. hangs in a separate room in the rear of the only Vermont venue o° ering oneNear them hangs one of the artist’s the gallery. There’s a Gruppe connection stop shopping f or pork chops and oil palettes, which has been made into here, too. Emile was a member of the paintings. a clock. It doesn’t keep time, though, association, which was established in Emilie Alexander, 71, is both the because “the batteries keep dying Burlington in 1931. And the exhibit of custodian and disseminator of her and they’re hard to change,” Emilie Vermont landscapes, on view through father’s work. Having inherited dozens Alexander explains. December 23, is entitled “Inspired by of his paintings, she’s deeply versed This o° -the-beaten-path gallery can Gruppe.” in his artistic career as well as in his be tricky f or a fi rst-time visitor to fi nd The gallery is as Vermont-y as can paternal role. And, with a hospitable without a map, GPS or smartphone be. Housed in a converted sheep barn smile on her face, she’s clearly pleased to (a link on its website sends viewers to built in the 1860s, it abuts a pair of provide a visitor with a mini-biography MapQuest f or directions). But, despite rooms equipped with storage units of her dad, the artist. its relative obscurity, the Emile A. containing vegetables and meat f rom Unlike many aspiring painters Gruppe Gallery is very much worth the adjacent Jericho Settlers’ Farm. who encounter resistancef rom discovering. Locally f amous f or its pasture-raised parents worried about their f inancial heritage pigs, the farm is run by — you security, Emile Gruppe had a f ather guessed it — a member of the Gruppe who actually encouraged him to pick f amily. Christa Alexander, another of up the brush. (Two of Emile’s three “Inspired by Gruppe,” a group exhibit by members of the Northern Vermont Artist Emilie and Stuart’s children, grew up siblings were also visual artists.) Association, is on view through December 23 on the land that her parents purchased Charles Gruppe had won f ame in at the Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, 22 Barber Farm Road in Jericho. Open ˜ ursday through in 1965. Christa and her husband, the Netherlands as a rare American Sunday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Info, 899-3211. Mark Fasching, operate a year-round member of the Hague School, a group emilegruppegallery.com CSA. of Dutch artists who painted marine Emilie and Stuart Alexander with their grandchildren Hazel and Asa

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he Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, in pleasant, rustic quarters on Barber Farm Road in Jericho, may be one of the lesserknown art venues of northern Vermont, but its namesake is among the bestknown artists associated with the state. Gruppe (1896-1978) painted woodsy landscapes in an impressionist style quite like that of Claude Monet. Winslow Homer had an equally discernible inﬂ uence on the seascapes Gruppe composed along the rocky coast of northern Massachusetts and, late in lif e, in the tropical light of southern Florida. Born in Rochester, N.Y., and raised in the Netherlands, Gruppe began spending time in Vermont in the 1940s. He regularly brought students to the Jeffersonville area from the art school he had cof ounded in Gloucester, Mass., with his mentor, John Carlson. Unlike many painters of Vermont’s f ields and woodlands, Gruppe f ound inspiration in the of f -seasons. Rather than paintingf amiliar scenes of high summer, deep winter or peak autumn, Gruppe pref erred to render November, with bare limbs exposing the architecture of trees, and to depict with quick brushstrokes the snow melt and ice breakup of April, when the landscape is in motion. About a dozen of Gruppe’s Vermont and Gloucester paintings are on display — and for sale at roughly $15,000 apiece — in the gallery that his daughter, Emilie Gruppe Alexander, opened in 2003. Works by a couple of contemporary Vermont artists, such as architectturned-watercolorist Harald Aksdal, are also on view, and the venue hosts regular temporary exhibits. Otherwise, it’s pretty much a f amily af f air here. Fabric collages by Gretchen Gruppe Alexander, executed in the manner of Japanese gyotaku, or f ish prints, hang near a Charles P. Gruppe watercolor of a couple of kids standing on a beach. Gretchen, 34, is one of f our children born to Emilie and her husband, retired physician Stuart Alexander; Charles P. Gruppe (1860-1940), a self -taught artist, was Emilie’s grandfather and Emile’s father. A winter show by members of the

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tAlks & eVents Arts fundrAiser show: easily portable and affordable works of art by students, faculty and local artists; proceeds benefit Johnson state College's Visual Arts Center. Through December 15 at Julian scott Memorial gallery, Johnson state College. Talk: Thursday, november 29, 3 p.m. info, 635-1251. ninA BoVAsso: The new York City-based artist, known for her cartoon sensibility, absorption in popular culture and keen design sense, gives a talk called "Traveling in a wider Circumference." wednesday, november 28, 5:30 p.m., williams hall, uVM, burlington. info, 656-2014. wAterBury holidAy ArtisAn Boutique: handmade gifts by central Vermont artisans. saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; sunday, December 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., 2 north Main street, waterbury. info, 244-1357. 'holidAy pAint-in': Fifteen artists set up easels at more than a dozen venues participating in the valley's Country Christmas weekend. proceeds benefit the Valley Arts Foundation. saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-8 p.m., reception begins at 3:30 p.m.; sunday, December 2, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Mad River Valley, various locations. info, 496-6682. middleBury studio school sAle: pottery by Kathy Clarke, Jane eddy, Ken Martin and lois Thompson; cards and paper creations by gail Martin; lamps by sarah Ashe; and student work. proceeds benefit the school. saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Middlebury studio school. info, 247-3702.

louise Vojtisek: The artist known for her whimsical knit

'heArt to hAnd holidAy sAle': Jane Frank, Connie Coleman, Timothy grannis and Marie-Josée lamarche sell their jewelry at discounted prices. grannis also shows his sculpture alongside susan osmond's paintings. Friday, november 30, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Alchemy Jewelry Arts Collective, burlington. info, 660-2032. 'Architecture for the Birds': A silent auction of birdhouses constructed by staff members and friends of the firm; proceeds benefit the King street Center. Food, wine and local brews add to the festivities. wednesday, December 5, 5-8 p.m., TruexCullins Architecture & interior Design, burlington. info, 658-2775.

receptions 'personAl style': A juried exhibit of photography by Vermont high school students. Through December 9 at Darkroom gallery in essex Junction. Reception: sunday, December 2, 3-5 p.m. info, 777-3686. 'expressions': bronze-andalabaster nests, wall sculptures made from found objects, and abstract paintings by blake larsen, Mareva Millarc, pat Musick, polly whitcomb and Johanne Durocher Yordan. november 30 through January 27 at Vermont institute of Contemporary Arts in Chester. Reception: Friday, november 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m. info, 875-1018. 'holidAy show 2012': works priced under $1000. Through January 13 at bigTown gallery in Rochester. Reception: saturday, December 1, 3-8 p.m. info, 767-9670. kelly schulze: Animal portraiture by the owner of Mountain Dog photography. December 2 through January 15 at the gallery at

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'A tAste of the Vermont internAtionAl festiVAl': exotic treasures from the private

jAn reynolds: "The Tibetan blue Collection," photographs taken in the highest region of the himalayas and on the nangpa la, an ancient salt trade route. november 30 through December 30 at galleria Fine Arte in stowe. Reception: Friday, november 30, 5-8 p.m. info, 253-7696. high school juried Art show: work by 19 young artists from six Vermont and new hampshire high schools. Through november 30 at Chaplin hall gallery in northfield. Reception: Awards are presented, sunday, December 2, 2-4 p.m. info, 485-2886. '2012 winter All memBers show': An annual exhibit of member artwork. Through January 12 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Reception: participants in the annual gingerbread house Contest also celebrate the opening of their exhibit, saturday, December 1, 5-7 p.m. info, 775-0356. holidAy sAlon: work by a variety of artists. november 30 through December 24 at AVA gallery and Art Center in lebanon, n.h. Reception: Friday, november 30, 5-7 p.m. info, 603-448-3117. 'strength in numBers': work by 11 Vermont art teachers who meet twice monthly to work on their own art. December 2 through 29 at pickering Room, Fletcher Free library, in burlington. Reception: sunday, December 2, 4-6 p.m. info, 865-7211. BriAn o'neill: "everything Must go: paintings, Drawings, sculpture

collection of April werner and ben bergstein, presented in conjunction with the 20th annual Vermont international Festival at the Champlain Valley exposition. Through november 30 at north end studio A in burlington. info, 863-6713. AAron stein: "Food for Thought," work by the burlington artist. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at pine street Deli in burlington. info, 862-9614. AlexAnder costAntino: Mixed-media paintings. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at speeder & earl's (pine street) in burlington. info, 658-6016.

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steVe clArk: watercolor, acrylic and mixed-media works depicting iconic Vermont scenes. December 1 through February 28 at shelburne Vineyard. Reception: sunday, 16tBurlingon-History-Tours112112.indd 1 December 2, 1-3 p.m. info, 985-8222. 'celeBrAte the holidAys': new paintings by Carolyn walton, susan bull Riley, Athenia schinto, gail bessette and betty ball, plus jewelry by Tineke Russell. A portion of proceeds benefit sandy Dog nannies of Vermont, a group offering foster care to the canine victims of hurricane sandy. December 1 through January 27 at luxton-Jones gallery in shelburne. Reception: saturday, December 1, 2-7 p.m. info, 985-8223.

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'14th AnnuAl gingerBreAd house competition And exhiBit': edible creations that reflect this year's theme, hansel and gretel. november 30 through December 19 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Reception: Friday, november 30, 4-6 p.m. info, 388-4964.

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decemBer show: bentwood boxes by Carl newton, photography by Maggy Young and paintings by Jim Foote and Martha ohliger. December 2 through 29 at Artist in Residence Cooperative gallery in enosburg Falls. Reception: sunday, December 2, 1-4 p.m. info, 933-6403.

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mArk Boedges: "one Year Anniversary show," new paintings by the plein-air artist. December 1-29 at Mark boedges Fine Art gallery in burlington. Reception: saturday, December 1, 5-7 p.m. info, 735-7317.

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'women of westport Art show & holidAy sAle': work in a variety of media by more than a dozen up-and-coming area female artists. December 1 through January 8 at Depot Theatre in westport, n.Y. Reception: saturday, December 1, 5-7 p.m. info, 518-962-8680.

Ali BAddoe: Acrylic portraits and abstract paintings inspired by travels in haiti. Through December 14 at Community College of Vermont in winooski. info, 654-0513. Autumn group show: photography, paintings, handmade paper, artist books, jewelry and sculpture by 35 Vermont artists. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at VCAM studio in burlington. info, 651-9692.

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theodore kAye: photographs from central Asia, including landscapes, images from daily life and scenes from buzkashi, a fierce version of polo on horseback. Through January 27 at blinking light gallery in plainfield. Reception: sunday, December 2, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. info, 454-0141.

pete sutherlAnd: Cut-paper collage by the nationally known Vermont fiddler. november 29 through December 22 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Reception: sutherland performs a mini-concert of ballads, folksongs and his own "history songs," Thursday, november 29, 5-7 p.m. info, 388-4964.

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'1st AnnuAl stocking stuffer show': local artists such as haley bishop, Jude bond, Jeannie Tucker, lisamarie Charlesworth, laura Dame and Rachel wisdomork sell their smaller-than-sixsquare-inch artworks for the holidays. Through December 24 at Vintage inspired in burlington. info, 355-5418.

john Anderson: "Drawings: 2006-2012 Constructed Conceptual," four bodies of work by the Vermont-based artist and architect in which paper and graphite drawings are cut, torn, rolled, twisted, folded and painted to create sculptural objects. november 30 through January 19 at bCA Center in burlington. Reception: Friday, november 30, 5-8 p.m. info, 865-7166.

and new lithos Made in Cuba," a retrospective. December 5 through January 5 at Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free library, in burlington. Reception: wednesday, December 5, 5-8 p.m. info, 865-7211.

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'holidAy hop & mystery coupon sAle': ellen powell, Jim holzschuh, JoAnn Flanagan, Tausha sylver, sarah Rosedahl, Russ Fellows, Jeri Canfield, Doug hoppes and other local artists sell their work. saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., grand isle Art works. info, 378-4591.

holidAy mArket: More than 30 vendors sell their pottery, fine art, jewelry, scarves, antiques and collectibles. live music, kid activities, chair massages and local food add to the festivities. saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., The Art house gallery, studio & school, Craftsbury Common. info, 586-2200.

phoenix books in essex Junction. Reception: sunday, December 2, 4-6 p.m. info, 872-7111.

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cAnpAint studio holidAy sAle: Jean Cannon sells her original watercolors and acrylics, plus reproductions and greeting cards. Friday, november 30, noon-6 p.m.; saturday, December 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Chace Mill, burlington. info, 399-4001.

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Ben Aleshire : "s low Art: photographs & prints," natural-light portraits made with a medium-format Mamiya twin-lens camera and hand-bound books, presented as part of an Artl ab residency. Through December 31 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166. Christy Mit Chell : "A grand petition," 1000 components making up a single series of work that explores our desires and fears expressed through the act of prayer, filling all 160 feet of gallery wall space. Through n ovember 30 at s .p.A.C.e. gallery in burlington. info, spacegalleryvt.com. Cindy Griffith : "n ewest w orks," paintings by the Vermont artist. Through December 31 at east s hore Vineyard Tasting Room in burlington. info, 229-4326. Cr AiG Mooney : "Reflections," cityscape, landscape and figurative paintings. Curated by w est branch gallery & s culpture park. Through December 3 at Main s treet l anding performing Arts Center in burlington. info, 253-8943. dAMien h irst :Two spot paintings by the english artist presented alongside bruce R. MacDonald's stainless-steel light sculptures, Joel u rruty's minimalist sculpture and george peterson's abstract wood wall panels. Through December 31 at the h avoc gallery in burlington. info, 863-9553. don A Ann M CAdAMs: "A View From the backstretch," photographs and audio stories from the venerable s aratoga racecourse, produced in collaboration with the Vermont Folklife Center. Through January 26 at Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center, in burlington. info, 652-4510. du G nAp: Art Affair by s hearer presents prints by the iconic, self-taught burlington artist. Through December 31 at s hearer Chevrolet in s outh burlington. info, 658-1111. eliz ABeth l eMAire : "Kinetic Fragments," mixed-media works incorporating fragments of tossed-aside items. Through December 31 at block gallery in w inooski. info, 578-9001.

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f ood 4 fA r Mers Benefit & h olid Ay Art sAle : printmaker Casey blanchard sells her work to benefit a Vermont nonprofit working to build long-term food security for coffee-growing families throughout l atin America. Through n ovember 30 at s tudio 266 in burlington. info, 985-3037. GAllery Gr And openin G: Artwork and artisan food and crafts by Kimberly bombard, Karen barry, Annalisa parent, Ann McFarren, Chantal l awrence, Tinka Teresa Martell, ben Thurber and others. Through December 31 at Vermont Artisans Craft gallery, burlington Town Center. info, 863-4600. Group show : w orks by l orraine Manley, n ancy Dwyer, [michael smith], Ray brown, Clark Derbes, elizabeth n elson and Ron h ernandez. Curated by se AbA. Through February 28 at the innovation Center of Vermont in burlington. info, 859-9222. 'hA rry potter's w orld: r enAiss AnCe sCien Ce, MAGiC And Medi Cine' : A traveling exhibition that uses materials from the n ational l ibrary of Medicine to explore h arry potter's world and its roots in Renaissance magic, science and medicine. Through February 1 at Dana Medical l ibrary, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-0695. JAne Ann K Antor : Abstract acrylic paintings. Through December 31 at Fiddlehead brewing Company in s helburne. info, 318-2225. JAson hA nAsi K: "Fall in l ine," photographs and video projections that aim to unpack traditional w estern expectations related to masculinity, social class and valor within the context of the military. Through January 19 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166.

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Jesse Az Ari An: "To boldly search for bacon," paintings by the Vermont artist. December 1 through 31 at Red square in burlington. info, 318-2438. John Bri CKels : "pipe Dreams," new steampunk wall sculptures incorporating vintage dials, meters and valves. Through n ovember 30 at brickels gallery in burlington. info, 825-8214.

Mark Boedges Burlington artist Mark Boedges hasn’t even hit 40 yet, but he’s already raking in impressive awards for his representational, often plein-air, paintings. Last February, he was surprised to find his work on the cover ofInternational Artist —

he had been awarded the magazine’s grand prize. This month, he earned an honorable mention in Southwest Art magazine’s Artistic Excellence 2012 competition for his painting of a Vermont farm bathed in morning light. “When I moved to Vermont, I swore I would never paint red barns,” he told the magazine — his winning image included not one but two red barns. Boedges has since learned not to rule anything out. To celebrate the first year of his business, Mark Boedges Fine Art Gallery, he’s showing new paintings there in his “One Year Anniversary Show,” December 1 through 29. Pictured: “My Gear.” John Chur Ch MAn & Jerry lA sKy: "Autumn glory," photographs. Through n ovember 30 at s helburne Vineyard. info, 985-8222. Joy h uCKins- noss : "The Texture of l ight," oil paintings of the Vermont landscape. Through January 2 at pompanoosuc Mills in burlington. info, 229-0832. Julie y BAKer Al Bri Ght : "painted h olidays," photorealistic oil paintings of items created by other Frog h ollow artisans. Through December 31 at Frog h ollow in burlington. info, 863-6458. KAren Guth : "Vestiges," black-and-white photographs capturing the depopulation of Detroit. Through December 7 at l iving/l earning Center, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-4200. KAthryn Milillo : "barns and l andscapes," paintings, giclée prints and notecards by the Vermont artist. Through January 30 at l eft bank h ome & garden in burlington. info, 862-1001. Kyle ' fA ttie B.' t ho Mpson : "pop sho Ts ," signed and numbered prints of pop-art designs by the local artist and DJ. Through n ovember 30 at 1/2 l ounge in burlington. info, 865-0012. 'lAB or of l ove' : An exhibit featuring photos of and excerpts from interviews with women who are passionate about their work, are an inspiration to others and exemplify excellence in their field. Created by Vermont w orks for w omen in collaboration with the Vermont Folklife Center. Through December 31 at w inooski w elcome Center & gallery. info, 655-8900. 'lA titude/ l on Gitude: w eAvin G t heMes, Asse MBlin G stories' : Reflections on identity and geographical coordinates by bren Alvarez, Merche bautista and Tina escaja. Through December 30 at Flynndog in burlington. info, 363-4746. lA uren Brownell & J Ayson Ar Gento : paintings by brownell; photos by Argento. Through n ovember 30 at Red s quare in burlington. info, 318-2438. l eAh vAn r ees: l andscape and seascape paintings. Through n ovember 30 at Metropolitan gallery, burlington City h all. info, 865-7166.

l ynn Be ACh & Joy Ce CArroll : A holiday window display created in collaboration with the l ake Champlain l and Trust. Through January 15 at the green l ife in burlington. info, 862-4150. MArtin lA londe : "After the h unt: l eRoy Club n ostalgia," watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through n ovember 30 at Davis s tudio gallery in burlington. info, 425-2700. niChol As h eili G: w ork by the burlington artist. Curated by se AbA. December 1 through February 28 at VCAM s tudio in burlington. info, 859-9222. niCole M Andeville & sus An nov A: "o ptasia," paintings inspired by the natural world and the magic of the universe. Through n ovember 30 at the gallery at Main s treet l anding in burlington. info, 660-9005. 'oCeAni C Art And the perfor MAnCe of l ife' : intricately crafted objects, including masks, textiles and weaponry, from indigenous cultures of the pacific islands. Through May 24 at Fleming Museum, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-0750. philip Brou : "Central Casting," paintings of veteran film extras. Through February 1 at o ffice h ours gallery in burlington. r enee lA uzon : "if w e Are Two, They w ill h ave to believe u s," an audio installation that explores subjectivity and objectivity in accounts of violence. Through n ovember 30 at pickering Room, Fletcher Free l ibrary, in burlington. info, 865-7211. 'sh Aped pAintin Gs': w ork by Johnson s tate College art students. The show is dedicated to the late Marc Awodey, who taught at Johnson for a decade. Through December 23 at Muddy w aters in burlington. info, 635-1315. t hornton diAl sr. : "Thoughts on paper," early drawings by the self-taught artist; 'out CAsts And r eBels: prints By w illi AM Bl AKe And l eon Ard B AsKin' : w orks dealing with a range of charged political, social and religious themes; 'f ro M Mournin G to niGht: John sin Ger sAr Gent And Bl ACK in fA shion' : An exhibit exploring s argent's role in popularizing the color black in America as a choice for high fashion rather than mourning. Through December 14 at Fleming Museum, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-0750.

'w inners Cir Cle' : w ork by the winners of the 2012 s outh end Art h op Juried s how: John brickels, gabriel Tempesta, paige berg Rizvi and n issa Kauppila. Through n ovember 30 at se AbA Center in burlington. info, 859-9222. w inoos Ki h olid Ay Art M Ar Ket : Art, crafts and other locally made products from around the region. o pen w ednesday through s aturday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.; s unday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Through December 31 at w inooski w elcome Center & gallery. info, info@kasinihouse.com.

central '1861-1862: t ow Ard A h iGher Mor Al purpose' : An exhibition exploring the experiences of n orwich u niversity alumni who fought in the Civil w ar, featuring photographs, artwork, weapons and equipment, including a cannon likely used by n orwich cadets. Through April 30 at s ullivan Museum & h istory Center, n orwich u niversity, in n orthfield. info, 485-2183. Art r esour Ce Asso CiAtion Annu Al exhi Bit : w ork by central Vermont artists. Through December 9 at College hall gallery in Montpelier. info, 828-8600. Athen A tA siopoulos : "Transcend," found photographs embellished with graphite, watercolor and acrylic. December 1 through 30 at Capitol grounds in Montpelier. info, curator@capitolgrounds.com. BAr BAr A l eBer : "s unflowers and s kies," acrylic paintings. Through n ovember 30 at Capitol grounds in Montpelier. info, curator@ capitolgrounds.com. 'BeGuiled By the w ild: t he Art of Ch Arley hArper' : Twenty-three serigraph prints by the artist known for his highly stylized wildlife prints, posters and book illustrations, presented alongside hands-on art activities and a companion exhibit, CArtoonists' tAK e on Ch Arley hArper: Gr Aphi C w or K fro M t he Center for C Artoon studies . December 1 through February 3 at Montshire Museum of science in norwich. info, 649-2200. 'Cele Br Ate ': l ocally made pottery, scarves, paintings, journals, hobby horses, ornaments, cards, jewelry and more, on sale for the holidays. Through December 28 at s tudio place Arts in barre. info, 479-7069.

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portraits, she feels “an obligation to free them,” she writes on her website. So she cuts the faces from their context and embellishes them with pencil, watercolor and acrylic. These composite images make up a show called “Transcend” at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier, December 1 through 30. “The unsettling knowledge that most of my subjects are no longer living creates a heavy finality in their expressions and gestures,” Tasiopoulos writes. “They possess a sad quietness, beautifully captured in an interesting

Cameron Howard: Hand-painted floor cloths. Through December 31 at Collective — the Art of Craft in Woodstock. Info, 457-1298.

Glen CoBurn HutCHeSon: "Drawings and Paintings of Sculpture," works in pencil, chalk and homemade gouache on paper. Through November 30 at the Shoe Horn at Onion River in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. IrIS GaGe: "Majestic Biology," photographs of flora, fauna and landscapes. Through December 1 at Tulsi Tea Room in Montpelier. Info, 223-0043.

'lIGHt & SpaCe': Work by printmakers Sabra Field and Dan O’Donnell, fiber artist Karen Madden and sculptor Pat Musick. Through May 10 at the Great Hall in Springfield. Info, 885-3061. myra HudSon: Landscape and figure oil paintings by the Royalton artist. Through January 18 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. pat Swyler: "Serenity," ceramic figurines. Through December 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Info, 287-8398. peter SCHumann: "Deflection Campaign Office With R&R Pillow for Exhausted Electorate," an exhibit by the Bread & Puppet founder. Through November 30 at Goddard College in Plainfield. Info, 322-1685. CENTRAL VT SHOWS

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KatHleen FISKe: Landscape paintings. Through November 30 at Norman Williams Public Library in Woodstock. Info, 457-2295.

Kelly mCmullen-FeKert: "Groovy Green Designs," artworks upcycled from furniture. Through January 1 at Red Hen Bakery & Café in Middlesex. Info, 496-7895.

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dan Barlow & SCott Baer: "Green Mountain Graveyards," photographs of Vermont's historic, artistic and spooky cemeteries. Through December 31 at Main Street Museum in White River Junction. Info, 356-2776.

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ward Joyce: "Human Landscapes," paintings and drawings that explore the forms of the city and the architecture of the human body. Through January 31 at Hartness Gallery, Vermont Technical College, in Randolph Center. Info, 728-1237.

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'we are vermonT STrong': Artworks created in response to Tropical Storm Irene, first exhibited in Randolph to commemorate the disaster's one-year anniversary. Through December 28 at Governor's Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

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FIFTh annual holIday Show: Art and fine crafts by 27 regional artists. Through December 31 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222. gIngerbread houSe conTeST: Participants display their edible holiday creations for people'schoice voting. December 1 through 15 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. 'In The SPIrIT oF The SeaSon': A holiday show of member artworks priced under $200. Through January 15 at Brandon Artists Guild. Info, 247-4956. PeTer wolF: "Country Life & Rock N Roll," a 33year retrospective of the Jericho photographer's work, from black-and-white nature shots to a portrait of Carlos Santana. Through December 20 at Mt. Mansfield Community Television in Richmond. Info, 434-2550.

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of color defines your work, we want to see it. Info, darkroomgallery.com/ex38. rarE EartH PHoto EXHiBit: Darkroom Gallery explores how varied the landscape-photography genre can be. Deadline: December 12. Juror: William Neill. Info, darkroomgallery. com/ex37. EXPosED 2013: Open call to artists and writers for the 22nd annual Exposed Outdoor Sculpture Exhibition at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Deadline: January 4. Info, helenday.com/exposed. Call For 2-D/3-D sUBMissioNs: Chandler Gallery in Randolph is holding a call for 20- to 30-year-old artists for a show on January 13. Submissions are due December 5. Info, janetensia@gmail.com.

'sMall WorKs sHoW': Paintings, drawings, photographs and mixed-media constructions — all under 14 square inches and $500 — by more than 20 gallery artists (through January 2); EllEN GraNtEr: Paintings by the Massachusetts artist whose work was featured on the cover of Kathryn Stockett's novel The Help (through November 30). At Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098. 'tHE aUtUMN CaMPUs': Large-scale oil paintings of the college campus; silKsCrEEN sHoW: Work by printmaking students. Through December 6 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3168.

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'BarN PaiNt oUt': Plein-air paintings of Vermont barns. Through December 28 at Jericho Center Town Hall. Info, 849-2049. GaYlEEN aiKEN: "A Grand View," paintings and drawings of the Vermont landscape made between 1958 and 2000. Through December 31 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

HEiDi CHaMBErlaiN: "Simple Eclectic Nature," mixed-media works combining cross-stitch, linoleum-print, watercolor and monoprint techniques. Through November 30 at Island Arts South Hero Gallery. Info, 372-5049.

'iNsPirED BY GrUPPE': Work by members of the Northern Vermont Artists' Association. Through December 23 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

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JUDY loWrY: "In Honor of the Lowell Mountain Range," paintings of the landscape before the wind turbines. Through December 3 at Parker Pie Co. in West Glover. Info, 754-2971.

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'HiDDEN trEasUrEs': Works by 25 deceased artists from the personal collections of gallery members; KEViN FaHEY & MarY s. MartiN: Paintings. Through December 30 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

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HarlaN MaCK: "Waking Rage: The Tank Ages," the local sculptor and mixed-media artist's MFA thesis show. Through December 20 at Vermont Studio Center Gallery II in Johnson. Info, 635-1251.

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ll the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. Except when they’re statues.” It’s just possible that’s what British director Joe Wright is trying to say in his spectacularly wacked-out new interpretation of Tolstoy’s classic tale of love gone wrong. Because characters turn into statues a lot in this picture. Events frequently unfold within the space of a proscenium arch, only to spill out a moment later into a studio set or, once in a while, into the natural world. It’s possible the ﬁ lmmaker is addressing themes related to art and illusion, but there’s one thing I’m sure of: If Baz Luhrmann and Wes Anderson had a baby (and, in the hyperstylized universe Wright creates here, that wouldn’t even qualify as weird), this movie is precisely how it would look. Anna Karenina is one of those important, repeatedly adapted stories that — let’s be honest — today’s average moviegoer doesn’t really want to get within a mile of. It hardly matters that the cast includes megawatt names such as Keira Knightley and Jude Law; that the screenplay is the work of the great playwright Tom Stoppard; or that

Wright previously fi lled a respectable number of seats with high-toned screen versions of Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Atonement (2007). In the age of Honey Boo Boo, 19thcentury Russian literature is a hard sell. My theory is that it was precisely this observation that inspired the fi lmmaker to go hog wild with art direction. Unless I miss my guess, this is the fi rst motion picture in which a director uses eye-poppingly bizarro visuals to distract his audience while he sneaks it a dose of art. I had limited interest in watching Knightley portray a pampered St. Petersburg aristocrat who disgraces her blowhard husband (Law) by having an a° air with a young count played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson. But, as ho-hum as the whole wasn’t society a drag back when there were rules business proves at times, it’s impossible to fi nd the proceedings less than captivating. Wright and production designer Sarah Greenwood concoct such an outré cavalcade of brilliantly original touches that the viewer winds up on high alert, eager to discover what they’ll come up with next. And one of the greatest surprises, f or many, will be just how entertaining and ul-

GETTING IT WRIGHT ˜ e British director pulls off the book’s most thrillingly audacious adaptation to date.

timately moving the story itself becomes in these hands. Stoppard has masterf ully reduced the novel’s thousand or so pages to their essentials and brought a secondary romance to the forefront, with satisfying results. Previous adaptations have paid far less attention to the slow-boil attraction between the idealistic landowner Levin (Domhnall Gleeson — Brendan’s boy) and Princess Kitty (Alicia Vikander), the Moscow beauty whom Count Vronsky tosses aside for the title character. In Wright’s retelling, the arc of that couple is a° orded a weight nearly equal to that of Anna’s doomed dalliance, and the adjustment in focus makes possible a ﬁ nal act with unexpected uplift. The perf ormances in Anna Karenina are aces across the board. Following her turn as Carl Jung’s sadomasochistic patient in A

Dangerous Method, Knightley continues to carve a niche as the go-to diva to play emotionally unstable love slaves. Taylor-Johnson hits all the right notes in a role that’s more complex than it might initially seem. And Law tells you everything you need to know about lif e in the male-dominated Russian oligarchy when he pronounces it “time f or bed” and whips out seriously creepy protection. Did I mention the model train? That’s right: The ﬁ lmmaker made the decision to substitute a miniature toy version f or the story’s f atef ul locomotive. I’d be guessing again if I tried to suggest why. But I can say with total certainty that, Russian lit f an or not, you’ll be glad you got on board. RICK KISONAK

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Life of Pi ★★★★

n Yann Martel’s best-selling novel Life of Pi, a Montréal writer visits an Indian immigrant to hear a story that he has been told will “make you believe in God.” The ﬁ lm version from director Ang Lee may not change your spiritual convictions, but it will make you believe in CGI. Rarely have computer e° ects been used so skillf ully to create not just an eye-bending dreamscape (à la Avatar) but a compelling human story. Thing is, one of the principal characters in that story isn’t human. The bulk of the wild tale that Pi Patel (Irrfan Khan) tells the visiting writer (Rafe Spall) concerns his survival for months adrift in a lifeboat accompanied only by a Bengal tiger. As a child in Pondicherry, the spiritually voracious Pi (played at 11 by Ayush Tandon) believed animals had souls; his father (Adil Hussain), a zookeeper and secular rationalist, endeavored to convince him otherwise. After the freighter carrying his family and their menagerie to Canada sinks in a howling storm, the teenage Pi (Suraj Sharma) gets a quick and brutal lesson in the workings of the food chain. Alone with the zoo’s prize tiger, who bears the unlikely name Richard Parker, he must learn how not to become dinner himself. Pi develops a testy

alliance with the beast as they drift into wondrous climes where fl ying fi sh come in fl urries and calm seas refl ect unearthly sunsets. Stories of human-animal bonds are most powerf ul when, like The Black Stallion or How to Train Your Dragon, they let the animal act like an animal, free of anthropomorphizing cuteness. But ... a tiger? Big cats not being known f or their amenability to Hollywood direction, an e° ects studio called Rhythm & Hues spent a f ull year digitally creating Richard Parker, according to the New York Times, with more than a dozen artists assigned to the play of light on fur alone. The result is an illusion (except f or the occasional real tiger shot) that appears as solid and personable as most of the fi lm’s talented actors. If the glowing-eyed fake baby in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was a low point for CGI, this is a high one. The power of Life of Pi sneaks up on you, rather like the raw sadness of Lee’s bestknown previous prestige pic, Brokeback Mountain. The early scenes in India border on cloying, with postcard beauty and whimsical fl ourishes trumping substance. The child Pi’s religious experiments feel shallow, while the f rame story, with its inspirationseeking writer, comes o° as an Oscar-bait

HERE, KITTY Sharma sets out to tame his travel companion in Lee’s spectacular adaptation of Martel’s fable.

convention. But when the plot narrows to Pi’s survival dilemma, everything grows more gripping and complex, including the implications of that act of storytelling. Sharma makes the teen Pi immensely sympathetic; his interactions with his traveling companion are f eats of empathy and imagination that almost convince us Richard Parker does have a soul. For his part, Khan holds a darkness behind his eyes that ﬁ ts the evolution of the adult Pi’s tale. Both are such strong presences that it would be a shame if Life of Pi fell victim to the conventional Hol-

lywood wisdom that Americans avoid movies without recognizable stars. The ﬁ lm’s ending, which f ollows the novel, is bound to divide audiences and start arguments about what, if anything, Pi’s story “makes us believe.” For my money, it’s simply a testament to the power of stories well told, whether with words or captured images or artf ully arranged pixels, to persuade us of things we wish were true. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N

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ARGoHHH Ben Affleck plays a covert agent who uses a daring deception to try to rescue Americans trapped in Iran during the hostage crisis in this drama based on actual events. With John Goodman, Alan Arkin and Bryan Cranston. Affleck directed. (120 min, R. Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

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RED DAWNH1/2 In this remake of the 1984 Cold War flick, teens survive the invasion of the U.S. by North Koreans and learn to fight back. The TV-pretty guerrillas include Chris Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson and Isabel Lucas. Dan Bradley makes his directorial debut. (93 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace) RiSE oF tHE GUARDiANSHHH Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and other childhood icons team up, Avengers-style, to combat a world-threatening menace in this DreamWorks family animation. With the voices of Alec Baldwin, Chris Pine, Hugh Jackman, Isla Fisher and Jude Law. Peter Ramsey directed. (97 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis, Palace, Paramount [3-D], Welden)

tHE SESSioNSHHHH In this fact-based drama, John Hawkes portrays a poet paralyzed by polio who turns to a sex surrogate (Helen Hunt) so he can lose his virginity. With William H. Macy. Ben Lewin wrote and directed. (95 min, R. Palace, Savoy) SKYFAllHHHH Sam (Revolutionary Road) Mendes directed the latest James Bond adventure, in which the superspy (Daniel Craig) faces a threat to M-16 from within. With Helen McCrory, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench and Ralph NOW PLAYING

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liNcolNHHHHH Steven Spielberg directs this look inside Honest Abe’s cabinet during the Civil War, as the president (Daniel Day-Lewis) works to gather the political capital to pass the 13th Amendment. Playwright Tony Kushner scripted. With Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tommy Lee Jones and Sally Field. (150 min, PG. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

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FliGHtHH1/2 Denzel Washington plays an airline pilot whose heroism in an emergency is questioned after certain circumstances come to light in this drama from director Robert (Cast Away) Zemeckis. With Don Cheadle and John Goodman. (139 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe)

liFE oF pi HHHH Ang Lee directed this adaptation of Yann Martel’s best-selling novel about a zookeeper’s son who finds himself adrift in a boat with an assortment of hungry animals. Starring Adil Hussain, Irrfan Khan and Suraj Sharma. (126 min, PG. Bijou [3-D], Capitol [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace, Roxy)

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David Jiminez, 43, spent hours at the large crucifix outside St. Patrick’s Church in Newburgh, N.Y., praying for his wife, who was battling ovarian cancer. When she recovered, he offered to clean the crucifix in gratitude. While he was scrubbing Christ’s face, the 600-pound marble statuary toppled over and crushed his right leg, which doctors had to amputate. Even though charitable foundations covered his six-figure medical bills, Jiminez sued the church for $3 million. The church denied any responsibility. (Associated Press)

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Combat City, a shooting range in Orlando, Fla., lets its customers fire at each other to test whether they have what it takes to shoot another person if their life depends on it. Owner Dave Kaplan greets customers, searches them for concealed weapons and ammunition, and modifies their weapons to fire only a soft rubber bullet. Participants then enter the range wearing protection for their head, neck and private parts. Even so, the rubber bullets hurt, more so than being shot with a paintball. “There is supposed to be a degree of pain,” Kaplan explained, “so that you do learn from it.” (Orlando’s WKMG-TV) An employee at the Copper County Sporting Arms gun shop in Silver City, N.M., was unloading a .45 caliber handgun when it accidentally fired, shooting a 65-year-old customer in the back. Police Chief Ed Reynolds reported the victim was listed in stable condition. (Las Cruces Sun-News) Firearms instructor Saulius “Sonny” Puzikas was conducting a live-fire training exercise at the Texas Defensive Shooting Academy in Ferris using live ammunition to fire at targets in a house. As darkness fell, he decided to run the course himself and opened fire with a 9mm semi-automatic pistol. He accidentally shot an instructor still inside the house, once in the hand and twice in the abdomen. Puzikas, whose gun did not have a light, insisted he didn’t see the victim, who was airlifted to the hospital and listed in stable condition. (The Ellis County Press)

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If you say “rabbit rabbit rabbit” as soon as you wake up on the first day of the month, you will have good luck for the next 30 to 31 days. At least that’s how reality works according to a British superstition. But judging from your astrological omens, I don’t think you will have to resort to magic tricks like that to stimulate your good fortune. In the next four weeks, I suspect you will be the beneficiary of a flood of cosmic mojo, as well as a surge of divine woowoo, a shower of astral juju, and an upwelling of universal googoo gaga. If it would give you even more confidence to invoke your favorite superstitions, though, go right ahead. Even scientists say that kind of thing works: tinyurl.com/ SuperstitiousBoost.

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(May 21-June 20): i’m guessing that in the coming weeks you will be receiving a multitude of inquiries, invitations and temptations — probably more than you feel capable of responding to, and certainly more than you should respond to. a few of these opportunities might be appealing and lead to interesting adventures. but some will be useless, diversionary or trivial. Will you be able to tell the difference? That’s your big challenge. if you’d like help dodging unwanted solicitations, give out this phone number as your own: 212.479.7990. it’s a free service provide by “The rejection line” at rejectionline.com. People calling that number will be politely told you aren’t available.

canceR (June 21-July 22): For millennia, the plant known as the yellow avalanche lily has thrived on mountain slopes and meadows throughout western north america. it blooms early in the spring, just in time for broad-tailed hummingbirds that migrate from Central america to sip the flower’s nectar. but now there’s a problem with that ancient arrangement. Due to global warming, the lily now blossoms 17 days earlier than it used to. but the hummingbirds haven’t made an adjustment in their schedule, so they’re barely showing up in time to get their full allotment of nectar. i suspect this is a metaphor for a shift you may be facing in your own life rhythm. Fortunately, you’ve been forewarned, and you can adjust better than the hummingbirds. leo (July 23-aug. 22): in our calendar, there

is no special holiday devoted to honoring the joy and power of rebellion. This oversight

confounds me. all my experience tells me that the urge to revolt is a fundamental human need. every one of us has a sacred duty to regularly rise up and overthrow a stale status quo that is oppressing us — whether that’s an organized group effort we’re part of or our own deadening routine. i’m telling you this, leo, because it’s an excellent time to celebrate your own rebellion Jubilee. your vitality will soar as you shed numbing habits and decaying traditions.

viRgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): recently you’ve

had resemblances to an 8-year-old kid wearing the pajamas you loved when you were five. your bare arms are jutting out beyond where the sleeves end, and there’s a similar thing going on with your legs. The fabric is ripped here and there because it can’t accommodate how much you’ve grown. you’re feeling discomfort in places where the overly tight fit is squeezing your flesh. all of this is somewhat cute but mostly alarming. i wish you would wean yourself of the past and update your approach.

libRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): a lot of leopard frogs live on staten island, one of new york City’s five boroughs. Most of them make a sound that resembles a long snore or a rapid chuckle. but over the years, biologists have also detected a third type of frogly expression: a clipped, repetitive croak. Just this year, they finally figured out that this belonged to an entirely distinct species of leopard frog that they had never before identified. it’s still so new it doesn’t have a name yet. i expect a metaphorically similar development in your life, libra. you will become aware of a secret that has been hiding in plain sight. you will “find” something that actually revealed itself to you some time ago. scoRPio

(oct. 23-nov. 21): tom tolbert is a sports talk show host on san Francisco radio station Knbr. i am amazingly neutral about him. nothing he says fascinates me or mirrors my own thoughts. on the other hand, he never makes me mad and he’s not boring. i neither like him nor dislike him. i simply see him for who he is, without any regard for what he can do for me. He has become a symbol of

the possibility that i’m able to look at a human being with complete impartiality, having no wish for him to be different from what he is. in the coming week, i suggest you try to achieve this enlightened state of mind on a regular basis. it’s prime time, astrologically speaking, to ripen your mastery of the art of objectivity.

caPRicoRn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): according

to greek myth, Perseus cut off the head of Medusa. she was the creature whose hair was composed of snakes and whose gaze could turn a person into stone. The immortal winged horse Pegasus was instantaneously born from Medusa’s blood. He ultimately became an ally to the nine Muses, and zeus relied on him to carry thunder and lightning. i predict that while you’re sleeping, Capricorn, you will have a dream that contains elements of this myth. Here’s a preliminary interpretation of that dream: you are undergoing a transition that could in a sense give you the power of flight and a more abundant access to a muse.

aQUaRiUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): it’s time for

you to be leader of the pack, aquarius; to take your gang to the next level; to make sure the group mind isn’t suppressing innovation and enforcing peer pressure but is rather inspiring every member of the tribe to be as creative as they dare to be. and if it’s not realistic for you to wield that much power, then do whatever you can to synergize the alliances that hold your posse together. build team morale. gossip constructively. Conspire to animate an influx of fresh magic.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): if you’re a food company that wants to sell chicken in the shape of a chicken wing, it must have actual chicken wing meat in it. otherwise, the law says you’ve got to call your product “wyngz.” i’ve always thought that there’s a lot of information the media presents as “news” that is really as fake as wyngz. That’s why i advocate calling the bogus stuff “newzak” (rhymes with “muzak”). your assignment in the coming weeks, Pisces, is to make sure you’re not putting out any wyngz- or newzak-like stuff in your own chosen field. The fates will help you rather dramatically if you put a high premium on authenticity.

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(april 20-May 20): “The starspangled banner” is america’s national anthem. it features the lyrics of a patriotic poem written by Francis scott Key. but the melody itself is entirely lifted from a bawdy old song that celebrates bacchus, the ancient god of wine and ecstatic dancing. i love it when things are repurposed as dramatically as that. Do you? The coming weeks will be prime time to repurpose stuff with creative abandon. Make the past useful for the future, taurus. turn good old ideas into fantastic new ones. Don’t just recycle; transform.

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