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anti-environmental presidents in history.” At a news conference earlier in the day, the senator said the distributors — Vallee among them — “have created a noncompetitive environment” and are unfairly bilking cashstrapped Vermonters. Isn’t it a little ironic for a major gasoline dealer to be concerned about the environmental impact of a competing business — not to mention the environmental record of a liberal U.S. senator? No, Vallee told Heintz. “I sell gas in compliance with environmental regulations that apply whenever we’re selling gas,” Vallee said. “Our argument is, this Costco project doesn’t comply with those.” Read more — and watch Vallee’s ad — at sevendaysvt.com/offmessage.

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A TREE GROWS IN SOUTH BURLINGTON

[Re WTF: “What’s up with the ‘Wolf Tree’ at Red Rocks Park?” November 7]: I grew up in Red Rocks, before the city of South Burlington ever thought of buying it. The wolf tree was old when I was little. We — my siblings, neighborhood kids and I — would climb her. She has grown some in the 50-plus years I’ve been alive, because the railroad spike has gotten higher up on the trunk. She is starting to look rather sad now that she is that much older with branches that are breaking off. She was glorious in her younger days and a friend to the kids in Queen City Park. There is a group that goes out on the solstices and celebrates around her. Lisa Yankowski

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Bravo to Pamela Polston for proposing a monument for Burlington [“What We Want,” November 28]. As a participant and critic of what’s going on in public art in the U.S. I am saddenend that most public art is so bland as to ruffle no feathers; in calls for public commissions, there are long lists of requirements of what that art must “do.” I attribute these

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Thanks so much for Paul Heintz’s hunting-with-the-governor article [“Riding Shotgun,” November 21]. I really enjoyed it, including his willingness to poke fun at himself. The playfulness and occasional profanity were awesome! I can’t believe they spotted whitetails as they were heading out of the woods. Great look at the governor. Our trim and fit governor is such a badass! Gia Biden

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I have considerable respect for Bill McKibben, but targeting big oil while ignoring the much greater greenhouse impact produced by America’s meatcentered diet is like campaigning against obesity while munching on a Big Mac [“Bill McKibben Recruits Vermont For The Next Climate-War Offensive: Divest From Big Oil,” November 28]. Livestock agriculture contributes more to global


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I don’t know which Irish protests Judith Levine attended, but it is emphatically not the case that pro-choice activists responded to Savita Halappanavar’s death by calling only for clarifying legislation [Poli Psy, December 5]. At each of the four protests in Dublin after Savita’s death was made public, speakers and

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While I appreciate concern over former sex offenders, the attention paid to them is over the top [Fair Game, “Offender Bender,” November 28]. The suggestion that journalists are different from people in any other profession is, sadly, a fantasy. If all journalists were subjected to background checks and all that information published for all to see, then fine. It’s also possible that, in this case, the ex-offender has some unique insights to covering other offenders. Journalists have conflicts of interests all the time, and the public deserves to know about them. However, suggesting that an exoffender is special doesn’t cut it. Either journalists are like all employees, and it’s no one else’s business, or all should submit to checks for all to see. You have to ask yourself why you brought this up in the first place. Was it for honest public discourse on the state of journalism or because you could use the phrase “sex offender” to get more eyes on the article? This article itself indicts what journalism has become, simply printing words that gain market share.

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29 Seven Days Sex Survey 2013 32 The Wondering Jew

As Burlington’s Library Becomes a Haven for the Homeless, Librarians Adapt to a Changing Job

Education: UVM prof Richard Sugarman

BY KATHRYN FLAGG

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Burlington Adopts a New App to Tackle an Old Problem: Illegal Dumping Miller Time: Gov. Shumlin’s New Chief of Staff Is a Quick Study

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Holiday: Giving as good as it gets

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Music: Doug Perkins explores the bounds of acoustic guitar — with a little help from his friends

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20 Vermont’s Cartoon College Throws a Party in Its New Quarters

BY ANDY BROMAGE

40 Magical History Tour Culture: A new tour offers a drive-by version of Burlington’s past

BY PAMELA POLSTON

20 Burlington Film Society to Bring Controversial Flick to Waterfront BY MARGOT HARRISON

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Sports: A local baseball historian lends his vote to the game’s Hall of Fame

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Problem Child, Restless When Idle; Tommy Bobcat, No Tails

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as part of their curriculum at the integrated arts academy in Burlington, third graders transformed clay into more than 200 bowls. form gains function at the Fill the Bowl Dinner and silent auction, which benefits hunger free vermont. attendees use these vessels to dine on soup and bread donated by area eateries, then place bids on locally made pottery.

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Wednesday 19 Buddhist irini rockwell wears many hats — director of the five Wisdoms institute, professional development trainer and author among them. her newest book, Natural Brilliance: A Buddhist System for Uncovering Your Strengths and Letting Them Shine, introduces what rockwell calls a “model of human dynamics.” she discusses how these principles create change on a personal level and in the workplace.

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n the year since Barton Chronicle publisher CHRIS BRAITHWAITE was arrested covering a wind power protest atop Lowell Mountain, the Northeast Kingdom journalist says he’s spent $20,000 defending himself against a trespassing charge he believes never should have been brought. He’s also spent plenty of time agonizing over whether the incident has marred his professional reputation. “There’s that question hanging over you of whether you conducted your business in a legal fashion,” Braithwaite says. On the eve of his trial last week, an Orleans County prosecutor suddenly dropped the charge against Braithwaite, offering little explanation for the dismissal. The decision came just days after Braithwaite’s attorney received a cache of internal emails he subpoenaed from Green Mountain Power — developer of Lowell’s Kingdom Community Wind project and the landowner on whose property the protest took place. Those emails, which were first reported by the Caledonian Record on Friday and unsealed by a judge Monday, indicate that Green Mountain Power higher-ups sought to prevent Braithwaite’s arrest, contrary to the actions of the company’s on-the-ground supervisor. Now Braithwaite’s lawyer, PHILIP WHITE, is wondering why it took so long for GMP to set the record straight. “I do believe that Green Mountain Power, when they saw Chris facing criminal charges, should have notified the state’s attorney that it was their intent that he be allowed to cover this event and that he not be arrested,” White says. “Had they done so promptly, Chris never would have faced criminal charges. It’s a pretty serious matter when somebody — especially a working journalist — is swept up in an arrest and has to face that kind of charge.” Six of the protesters Braithwaite was covering were also arrested that day. On Tuesday, they were each sentenced to 25 hours of community service. In the newly disclosed emails, which were sent several days after the December 7, 2011 protest and arrests, GMP corporate officials expressed frustration with those running the company’s wind project for unleashing a public relations crisis. “If Chris was not been [sic] arrested the other arrests would likely have been a non event,” GMP government affairs

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director ROBERT DOSTIS wrote project manager CHARLES PUGHE on December 10. “Frankly I don’t understand why Chris was arrested since you gave exact instruction that he not be. This week the Communication team have [sic] spent a lot of time and energy dealing with this.” Dostis, a former state legislative leader, warned Pughe that if GMP arrested trespassers without warning, “we look like the bad guys and we give the protesters just what they want. They are doing this because they want to annoy us in hopes we become aggressive and they can show everyone what a mean and arrogant foreign-owned company they say we are.”

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THE DISCLOSURE OF GMP’S INTERNAL EMAILS THAT KILLED THE STATE’S CASE. In another email sent the next day to several GMP executives, Dostis reiterated that the company “gave the explicit instruction that Chris was not to be arrested.” According to the officer who made the arrests, GMP’s directive to spare Braithwaite never made it to law enforcement officials. Orleans County chief deputy sheriff PHIL BROOKS says that if the company had told him to, he would have left Braithwaite alone. “One of the questions I asked when we got there was, ‘Are there any exceptions?’ — not at all thinking about the press — but certainly, ‘Is there anyone you will allow here?’” Brooks recounts. “The answer to me was an unconditional ‘no exceptions.’” GMP communications manager DAVID CORIELL, the company’s point man on the mountain that day, confirmed Brooks’ account in a sworn deposition last May.

“I said, you know, I told the deputy sheriff who we had on-site and that we couldn’t have people who were unauthorized on our site, on the site, so in that context, yeah, there was no exceptions,” Coriell said in the deposition. If Coriell’s bosses didn’t want Braithwaite arrested, why didn’t he relay that to the sheriff ? GMP consultant STEVE TERRY, a former Rutland Herald editor, asked Coriell that same question in an email following the arrest. Coriell responded with a half explanation. “It didn’t get relayed to all the officers involved,” he wrote. Coriell argued that Braithwaite had been courting arrest by ignoring demands to leave the property, swearing at Brooks and then walking toward the protesters. “I don’t care who you are, if you call a police officer an explitive [sic], your chances of getting arrested increase,” Coriell wrote to Terry. “He step [sic] over a professional line.” A year after the incident, GMP spokeswoman DOTTY SCHNURE says she still has no idea why the message to leave Braithwaite alone was not relayed to Deputy Sheriff Brooks. But she believes Coriell did, in fact, tell somebody in law enforcement. She’s just not sure whom. “I think what it comes down to is we ourselves don’t know exactly where the breakdown occurred,” Schnure says. “[Coriell] did tell someone, but communications were difficult that morning. Being on the mountain, no cellphone coverage, not knowing what’s what.” Coriell, who previously served as a spokesman for former governor JIM DOUGLAS, left the company last summer to go to law school. He declined to comment on the incident. Reached Monday, the deputy state’s attorney who prosecuted the case, SARAH BAKER, cited Coriell’s absence as her reason for dropping the charge — not the GMP emails she had received just days before. “I attempted to contact [Coriell] but I’m not subpoenaing him to come back to the state for a trespass to property case when I know he has very important things going on,” Baker says. “The state would still have a case if we had Dave as a witness.” Braithwaite scoffs at that explanation.


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“I was pretty inconvenienced for a year,” he says. “The idea that the state is just going to drop the whole case after a year because they don’t want to inconvenience a law student? I can’t find the right adjective, but that’s ridiculous.” Braithwaite and his attorney believe it was the disclosure of GMP’s internal emails that killed the state’s case. “The emails indicate that a clear directive was given to David Coriell that Chris was not to be arrested, which is tantamount to saying he had permission to be there,” White argues. “And if he had permission to be there, there’s no unlawful trespass.” What really irks Braithwaite is that GMP never volunteered the emails he believes eventually cleared his name — at least, not until the company was subpoenaed. “They had taken a position internally which essentially meant that I had not committed a crime,” he says. “To stand by and let that charge proceed was completely dishonest.” Schnure disagrees. She says the company’s role “is to respond to what the state and the defense asks us to give them,” which she says GMP did. “We didn’t feel like we were sitting on anything that would have influenced the case. We weren’t withholding anything purposefully and we were cooperating fully as the case moved along,” she says. “And it’s not even clear to me this would have made a difference if it had been released earlier.”

Eglin. A deeply conservative, pro-military city — 75 percent of its residents voted for mitt romney in November — Valparaiso has nevertheless been lukewarm to the F-35. In 2009, the city sued the Defense Department, seeking changes in the Air Force’s F-35 flight pattern and runway plans. The feds settled, agreeing to bar takeoffs from a runway facing the city. Nevertheless, the sound impact of the planes on Valparaiso has been “exceedingly high” since they started flying at Eglin, according to Mayor john arnold. “They are distinctively a lot noisier than any other airplane the Air Force has,” he says. Arnold should know. The 82-yearold political independent served as a civilian missile defense engineer at Eglin for 40 years after leaving the Navy in 1954. He calls himself pro-military and even pro-F-35. But he feels the Air Force continues to ignore Valparaiso’s concerns. “The Air Force is a vast organization and you don’t know who’s in charge and you don’t know who’s calling the game,” he says, lamenting his inability to express his concerns to the service. “There’s no belly button to punch.” When Valparaiso sued, neighboring cities were livid, Arnold says, worrying that the region would lose out on jobs if the F-35 went elsewhere. “We had everybody in the world against us because they thought, ‘Hey, there’s gonna be a lot of construction jobs in the area. It’s gonna get us out of the economic problem.’ But that never happened,” he says. “The only people that would profit are the motels and a couple of the hamburger joints. It didn’t affect the unemployment rate one iota.” Asked if he has any advice for Shumlin and his fellow mayors as they swoop into town, Arnold says, “I feel for them to get a realistic picture they need to be here at some time when the Air Force is not aware of their presence.” “They’re going to be on their best behavior. And you would be, too!” he adds of the Air Force. “I think they’re gonna be given the cook’s tour and everything will be favorable.” m

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s Fletcher Free Library becoming Burlington’s most popular homeless hangout? At least one librarian has observed that more and more itinerant people are using it as a de facto day station — a warm, safe place to pass the time. At the reference desk in the main reading room, cataloger and reference librarian Christine Webb ticks off numbers out loud — “one, two, three, four, five” — as she tallies at least 10 regulars within view last Friday afternoon. The city’s College Street library has “always been a haven for people that don’t have anyplace else to go,” says codirector Robert Resnik. But over the course of his 23-year tenure, he has observed that the number of patrons who appear to be homeless camped out at the library has grown significantly. In fact, the number of homeless Vermonters increased by 1 percent this year, according to newly released figures from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development’s annual “point-in-time” survey. The number of chronically homeless shot up 102 percent in 2012, and there were 35 percent more homeless veterans. Serving that population — while making sure other library visitors still feel comfortable — will be one of the challenges facing the library’s incoming director, Rubi Simon, whose first priority is drafting a new strategic plan. “How do we work with them, and how do we make them welcome?” asks Simon, who spent nine years working in the Boston Public Library system. “They are still part of that community … and you want to make sure the library is welcoming to everyone.” Resnik notes that most of the socalled regulars — 25 to 30 men and women who show up every day — don’t cause problems. Some arrive when the library opens and leave shortly before closing time. Others come and go throughout the day, taking advantage of computer stations with free access to the internet. They take pride in the space, Resnik says, and in many cases will tell librarians if something “untoward” is happening. But there are exceptions. Since

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January, the Burlington Police Department has responded to one instance of disorderly conduct, five disturbances, two counts of public intoxication, seven city ordinance violations and 10 trespasses at the Fletcher Free Library. Police have twice checked on the welfare of library patrons. Asking librarians to assist struggling patrons with basic computer skills — “in a lot of cases doing the most basic training of how to paste and copy, things you would have ordinarily found five years ago in a copy shop” — is one thing, Resnik says. But social work is a bigger stretch. When the library becomes “the living room for people who don’t have another living room,” as Resnik puts it, librarians are doing a job for which they aren’t properly trained. “We’re not mental health professionals,” says Resnik. “We don’t have any training in that. And quite frankly, most us didn’t sign up for that job.” Webb — one of five librarians who

rotate on the reference desk — says she has to awaken a patron several times a week; sleeping in the library is a violation of a city ordinance. Recently she and another librarian had to deal with a man who wanted to leave his shopping cart at the reference desk. They turned him down. Bigger challenges arise when a patron doesn’t — or can’t — understand the library’s rules. Resnik remembers one man who, a few weeks ago, was pacing relentlessly in the main reading room. The library asked HowardCenter’s street outreach team to intervene. Matt Young, who supervises the street outreach team, knew the individual, who was pacing, yelling and praying. “We just gently explained library rules, and it seemed to go well,” he says. Webb and other librarians at Fletcher Free are careful not to draw any unwarranted conclusions about their patrons. “You just can’t judge,” says Webb. Resnik jokes that “freedom of access” is tattooed on every librarian’s shoulder.

That means that just as librarians pride themselves on ignoring what books a patron checks out, or which websites he or she may visit, so too do librarians like Resnik steer clear of stereotyping their patrons. That means that while he and other library workers can draw some conclusions about their patrons circumstances based on appearance or behavior, he can’t speak definitively about their lives. “It’s our job not to know,” says Resnik. Several attempts by Seven Days to speak with patrons who fall into this category were politely rebuffed, as patrons’ expressed a wish to keep to themselves. Young believes that anonymity is a big part of the library’s appeal. While the Committee on Temporary Shelter (COTS) runs a day station specifically for homeless individuals in Burlington, Young says many people like the library, where they aren’t so easily labeled as “homeless.” “That’s when they feel homeless, when they’re accessing these homeless


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services,â€? Young says. “If they’re camping in the woods and hanging out at the library â€” that’s a life.â€? Burlington’s official day station shut down last July after a flash flood tore through the basement-level facility on the corner of South Winooski Avenue and King Street. COTS executive director Rita Markley says the organization “cobbled togetherâ€? services from two locations before opening an interim daytime shelter in the parsonage of the First United Methodist Church of Burlington on Buell Street in late October. She reports attendance numbers range between 30 and 50 individuals each day. When the library performed its last round of strategic planning, Markley says the organization “went out of their way to include COTS.â€? Simon will likely continue that tradition. Although she has most recently been directing Colchester’s Burnham Memorial Library, the bilingual librarian has urban roots. Kyle Dodson, the director of R o bE R t Champlain College’s Center for Service and Civic Engagement, suggested Simon to the library search and calls the first-generation Mexican-American an “incredible grab for Burlington.â€? At last week’s press conference to announce Simon’s appointment, the talk was of the need for a visionary leader — one with experience in diverse communities — who could head Fletcher Free in a time when, as Mayor Miro Weinberger noted, Burlington is asking its library to do more than ever. Assuming that Weinberger’s pick earns the city council’s approval on December 17, Simon will start work in January. Her appointment signals a shift away from a codirector model at the library; until last summer librarians Resnik, Robert Coleburn and Amber

Collins shared the top job. Collins retired in June, leaving Resnik and Coleburn to co-man the ship. They’ll stay on as librarians at the downtown library after Simon takes charge. No doubt they’ll be part of any conversation about the Fletcher Free’s future and how Burlington’s homeless population fits into it. In the meantime, though, the librarians may have to combat what Resnik worries is the misconception that the library is a “scary place� full of “scary people,� which he insists just isn’t true. Paul Olsen, a Colchester resident and business professor at St. Michael’s College, visits the Fletcher Free three or four times a week to read the newspaper or grade student papers. While he says the homeless issue is “impossible not to notice� at Fletcher Free — citing the parked shopping carts out front and the bags and belongings carried by some patrons — he’s not fazed by it. Peter Burns, a Winooski resident who leads discussion R E SN I k groups at the library, agrees. He doesn’t think the homeless population has scared away children or families from the library. That’s not to say there aren’t awkward moments. Olsen had a run-in with a woman he described as “a little creepy� — she brought him a book and claimed God told her to give it to him. Burns admits the men’s washroom can be a bit of a mess, especially when some patrons use the sinks for rinsing out their laundry. But it’s not enough to keep either man away. “Quite frankly, most of them are just reading newspapers and visiting with people, and it’s not an issue,� says Olsen. “The bottom line is, it’s a public library, and residents of Burlington and the public are welcome to go in.� m

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Last week someone reported a bag of used needles on Bradley Street, near a property owned by Champlain College. Ward’s office took care of the cleanup but also notified Burlington police and college security of potential criminal activity. The majority of problems reported on SeeClickFix are resolved by contacting either the property owner or the Department of Public Works. But some reports have required more research. In one case, a codeenforcement employee noted that a graffiti-tagged lamppost wasn’t city property but said the office would look for a contact person at the church that owns the lamp. Complaints about non-code issues generate helpful information. Report on a burned-out streetlight, for example, and SeeClickFix provides the phone number for Burlington Electric. Ward says features can be added to the app or tweaked depending on how people use it. “Initial indications are that it’s well worth the couple-thousanddollar investment, and it could even be less than a thousand if we partner with other departments,” Ward says. You could argue the app is already paying off in positive PR. As of Monday morning, Burlington ranked 10th on SeeClickFix’s list of best performing cities, which measures how many complaints have been led to fixes and how long each took to get resolved. Of course, the more people use it — which is a key measure of the app’s success — the harder it will be for the city to hang on to that accolade. m

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ov. Peter Shumlin had some explaining to do last spring, when he came under fire for his position on a controversial utility merger. So he dispatched his energy adviser — the head of the Department of Public Service — to make his case before the big guns in the Vermont Senate. Liz Miller not only survived the organized offensive; she fought back assertively and one of her staffers collided with an eager TV news crew as they followed her out of the Senate chamber. More political combat awaits the 42-year-old lawyer, whom friends and colleagues describe as a quick study and good communicator. Come January, Miller will become Shumlin’s chief of staff, the powerful, behind-the-scenes operator responsible for implementing the governor’s agenda across all parts of state government. Her predecessor, Bill Lofy, is leaving for a job with the Democratic Governors Association, to which Shumlin was recently elected chairman. With Shumlin expected to spend more time out of state on DGA business — he leaves for a conference in Rome this Friday — it will be Miller’s job, with assistance from Secretary of Administration Jeb Spaulding, to steer the governor’s ambitious to-do list. That includes figuring out how to fund universal health care for Vermont and plugging a $50 million budget gap without raising taxes. A host of other issues — doctor-assisted suicide, marijuana decriminalization, driver’s licenses for undocumented immigrants — will be competing for the governor’s attention. At a postelection press conference announcing Miller’s appointment, Shumlin said she was the right person for the job. “Liz brings to the job her extraordinary intelligence, her commitment to Vermont and her ability to take complex challenges, synthesize them into short sentences and get them done.” He should know. Two years ago, Shumlin appointed Miller to head the Department of Public Service, the regulatory agency responsible for developing Vermont’s energy policy and representing ratepayers in energy and telecom cases. In that role, Miller proved “she’s all business but she can do it with a smile on her face,” says Montpelier lobbyist Kevin Ellis. As chief of staff, Miller will lead a dozen employees in the governor’s office

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who deal with legislative policy, external communication and scheduling. Ellis says Miller has the mental toughness she’ll need to be the governor’s “gatekeeper” — deciding who gets to see him and for how long. She’ll earn $121,700 a year — up from the $101,046 annual salary she made in the DPS. “She’s the protector of the brand. The protector of the message, to make sure the governor’s message is aligned with policy,” Ellis says. “And if anything goes wrong, it’s her fault.” The biggest challenge is likely to be health care. The Shumlin-appointed Green Mountain Care Board is slated to release its financing plan for the governor’s health reforms next year, and Miller acknowledges it’s a complicated plan that could present “a public message problem.” “I think there’s a lot of support in Vermont for improving the health care system,” Miller said over coffee last week in Burlington. “The challenge is making sure Vermonters know what we’re doing and why and feel they have a voice in the process.”

It will be Miller’s job to move the big priorities forward amid the distractions that inevitably slow the momentum of any administration. She noted, “You can’t let the day-to-day crises override or eclipse the long-term policies. It would be possible to get derailed if you didn’t keep that longterm view.” Miller faced one such crisis last year as Shumlin’s point person on Green Mountain Power’s merger with Central Vermont Public Service. The public service commissioner faced pointed, personal questions over her involvement with the merger because her husband, Burlington lawyer Eric Miller, was a partner at the law firm representing GMP. Though her husband did not personally represent GMP in any cases, some believed Liz Miller had a conflict of interest. State Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/ Orleans) sparked a feud with Shumlin, his longtime ally, when he asked the Public Service Board to replace Miller with a special counsel to represent ratepayers in the merger proceedings.

But Illuzzi backed off his public criticism after Miller appointed a former utility regulator to handle the aspect of the merger that most interested the senator: who would get control of Vermont’s transmission grid. It was smart politics, and, today, Illuzzi is highly complimentary of his former adversary. “She knew the legal issues,” the retiring lawmaker says, adding that he encouraged Shumlin to appoint Miller as chief of staff. “She was, or became, sensitive to the political side of the equation.” Miller and her husband have been active in Democratic politics for years; they’ve hosted fundraisers for Congressman Peter Welch, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger and Shumlin. But when asked what turned her on to politics, Miller answered, “I’m not so much interested in politics as government. Honestly. For real.” A California native, Miller was raised in Yorba Linda — “the home of Richard Nixon,” she noted — and in the East Bay area. Her father was an Army veteran who started a commercial real-estate firm in


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Orange County. Her mother was a waitress and secretary and later got her realestate license. Miller majored in classics at UCLA and decided to pursue law school after a formative experience working for an entertainment attorney. “I would run to Disney studios to drop off contracts, or talk to David Lynch’s people about how to license music,” she recalled. At Yale Law School, Miller participated in the prosecutor’s law clinic, in which student lawyers run prosecutions at the local courthouse. That was in the early ’90s, during the height of the New Haven crack wars, and Miller said the symbolism of a “white woman from California” prosecuting criminal cases in a multicultural city was not lost on her. At Yale, Miller met her husband, and after graduating in 1995, the couple moved to Vermont, where she clerked for federal appeals court judge James Oakes. That was followed by a stint at the San Francisco law firm Morrison Foerster, a giant practice for which Miller worked on what she calls the “craziest case I ever heard about.” Larry Hillblom, the billionaire cofounder of shipping company DHL Worldwide Express, was killed in a plane crash over the South Pacific in JAmE S 1995. Hillblom’s will did not include a disinheritance clause and after his death, numerous South Asian children came forward to claim he was their father, demanding their share of the inheritance. Miller’s firm represented Hillblom’s estate and deployed her to Saipan to open an office and sort out the competing paternity claims. She might have stayed out West, but Miller said she was drawn back to Vermont in search of a place where “you weren’t just a number in a city, but you could actually affect things.” The Millers moved to Burlington, where Liz landed a job at the Burlington law firm Dinse Knapp McAndrew. She and one of the firm’s partners, James Spink, eventually left to launch their own commercial litigation practice. “I’m not exaggerating; she is probably the smartest person I’ve ever met,” says Spink. “You give her a subject matter and say, ‘Liz, can you please learn this?’ It doesn’t take very long for her to be an expert.” Among the clients Miller and her new partner took on: an Essex Junction businessman who brought a patent-infringement lawsuit against Apple in 2005. David

Contois claimed that Apple employees stole his idea for a computer media player at a trade show in 1996 and used it to develop iTunes. The case settled a year later on undisclosed terms. In another case, Miller and Spink represented chemical company BetzDearborn against two former employees of the IBM plant in Essex who claimed that exposure to wastewater-treatment chemicals left them with severe neurological damage. That case also settled on undisclosed terms. Miller said her career reached a certain point that made her want to try something else. She had supported Shumlin during his 2010 campaign — she hosted a fundraiser for him after he won a five-way Democratic primary. After the general election, she submitted her resume for a job in the new administration. “I was literally thinking, like, board or commission. You know, like, ‘You need someone for the arts council?’” Miller said. Instead, Shumlin asked Miller to be his public service commissioner, to steer his energy policy at a time when he was controversially calling for Vermont’s lone nuclear plant to be shut down and for more ridgeline wind development. Asked to identify her biggest accomplishSPINk ment in the job, Miller cited the new statewide energy plan. Andrew Savage, a former aide to Congressman Peter Welch who now works for Willistonbased AllEarth Renewables, says Miller exhibited skills during that process that will be crucial in her new role, including her ability to handle diverse, often diverging, viewpoints and forge something approaching consensus. “She’s got a very good compass,” Savage says. “She’s got a good gut. And toughness.” Having Democratic supermajorities in both the House and Senate should make Miller’s job a little easier. Democrats all but dominate the agenda in Montpelier, though House Minority Leader Don Turner (R-Milton) expects the majority party — and Miller, in particular — will at least keep the GOP in the loop. Turner says he never met Lofy — whose name he mispronounced as “Loffy” — during the latter’s two-year stint as Shumlin’s chief of staff. “I think she will definitely take the time to talk to all parties and convey information,” Turner says. m

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cold rain steadily dripping on White River Junction last Friday did nothing to prevent some 400 celebrants from turning out for the Center for Cartoon studies’ open house in its new/old building. The former town post office was purchased about a year ago by the cartooning school, with the help of a generous local real-estate dealer, and adapted for classrooms and offices. The move from CCS’ previous quarters was just a block or so, but it represents a big step forward for the 7-year-old school, which offers oneand two-year certificates in cartooning, as well as an MFA and summer workshops. Current enrollment is about 100 students. From the outside, the school’s colonialrevival-style building, erected in 1934 on South Main Street, still resembles a post office — minus the de rigueur American flag. The inside, of course, is a different story. Up a few steps and through a foyer, the Schulz Library greets visitors with the promise of lots of funnies. A small frontdesk sign reading “The librarian is in” is a nod to the “Peanuts” character Lucy

— created by library namesake Charles Schulz — in her 5¢ psychiatrist mode. The long room’s floor-to-ceiling shelves, packed with thousands of comics, graphic novels and other publications, encourage browsing. But this enormous collection, saved from Tropical Storm Irene’s floodwaters at a previous location in August 2011, could take a lifetime to peruse. A large and versatile central room dominates the first floor. Normally used for classes, last Friday night it was a noisy, cheery beehive of activity. School cofounders MiChelle ollie and JaMes sturM chatted up visitors, while attendees of all ages greeted friends, munched on snacks and ordered unique cartoon holiday cards. These were made on demand for five bucks each by a rotating cadre of CCS students, some in Santa hats or other jolly headgear. (Character options for the cards were Super or Sad Santa, Cartooning or Ninja Elf, Baby or Melting Snowperson, and Happy or Angry Yeti.) At a row of tables in the back of the room, Vermont’s cartoonist laureate, JaMes KoChalKa, and harry Bliss made quick line

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drawings (on sale to benefit CCS) and signed their books. In the middle, author and faculty member sarah stewart taylor offered up her new middle-grade mystery,

The Expeditioners (illustrated by recent CCS grad Katherine Roy). At the other end of the author lineup, Sturm signed the new Adventures in Cartooning: Christmas

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’ve been at film festivals in Montréal and watched people faint,” says eriC ford of the Burlington filM soCiety. “I don’t think you’re going to do that at home on your couch. [The theater experience is] larger than life, and I think that’s important.” That’s why Ford, who is also the communication director at Burlington’s BCa Center, cofounded the BFS last January with local film scholar Barry snyder. The group of cinephiles has no officers or membership cards and “zero dollars” of funding, Ford says. But since September, they’ve been holding monthly public screenings of movies that skipped Vermont theaters at Main street landing PerforMing arts Center. The BFS’ next offering, Compliance,

screens on Thursday, December 20. Craig Zobel’s drama may not make people faint, but it did cause walk-outs at last January’s Sundance Film Festival. In the Huffington Post, Lucas Kavner calls it “the most uncomfortable film experience of my life,” one that provoked a woman at his showing to yell, “Give me a fucking break” as she headed for the exit. But Kavner also says Compliance is “one of the most well-paced, brilliantly acted films of the year,” and one he can’t stop thinking about. The indie film has an innocuous, middle-American setting — a fast-food restaurant — and follows real events that occurred in Kentucky in 2004. Where’s the controversy? In brief, Compliance suggests that, given the right circumstances, ordinary people can be induced to do

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extraordinarily bad things. Like the famous Milgram experiment, it makes viewers ask, “Would I have complied?” (See our film section for a preview.) Such a film may not be a good business bet for a regular theater, but BFS screenings aim to provoke post-movie conversation — the livelier the better. “Any film that causes an uproar or controversy in certain cases deserves looking into and discussion,” Ford says. “Is it exploitation, or is it not?” Last spring, after introductory meetings attracted a core of eight to 12 unofficial “members,” the BFS began organizing

meet-ups at local theaters. In August, about 80 people attended a special screening of Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal at Merrill’s roxy CineMas, Ford says. That was organized through tugg.com, a service that delivers films to theaters once groups reach a quota of online ticket reservations. But attempts to obtain similar screenings of Taxi Driver and Miller’s Crossing didn’t have enough takers. “We’re still trying to figure out the magic formula for that model,” Ford says of tugg.com. Meanwhile, the BFS began partnering with Mariah riggs, director of the


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What’s next for the BFS? A website is coming, Ford says. (Right now, he communicates with “members” via Facebook.) And there are plenty more art-house films unlikely ever to be shown in Vermont’s commercial theaters. “We want to support films that perhaps are nonconventional, films that are outside the system that brings the next big ERIC F ORD Hollywood blockbuster,” VERMONT INTERNATIONAL Ford says. Movies that FILM FESTIVAL) and The Fourth Dimension, might inspire people to walk out — or to codirected by Harmony Korine. “Mariah think. has kind of conditioned folks to show up for free films each Tuesday,” Ford says. “We’re able to build off of that audience.” Burlington Film Society screening of Do audiences really show up for feelCompliance followed by discussion. not-so-good films? Ford says about 150 Thursday, December 20, 7 p.m. at the Film House, Main Street Landing Performing people did for Dark Horse, a relationship Arts Center in Burlington. Free, donations movie that’s painfully, sometimes hilariaccepted. facebook.com/ ously, unromantic — but a sure-fire disburlingtonfilmsociety cussion starter.

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shopping for children — relates Santa’s dismay as he discovers traditional presents no longer appeal: “Sleds, tops, and puzzles — they once were a must, now all of these toys are gathering dust.” In Santa’s workshop, all the elves are parked in front of computer screens, writing code and sending digital gifts, well, digitally. Santa’s solution? To create a Christmas comic. Hence ensues a silly adventure, all in rhyme. Spoiler alert: “On Christmas morning a great miracle was seen — all of the children turned off their screens. They took out some paper and started to draw…” Yes, cartoons rule around here. That sentiment is conveyed in the school “fight song,” written by Kochalka and performed by him following the reading in his trademark simple, catchy and tongue-in-cheek style. All the students belted out the chorus: “Go, CCS! We’re the best! We’re better than the rest!” But CCS doesn’t need a boisterous fight song to demonstrate its school spirit; in White River Junction, this cartoon college seems to light up the whole town.

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and is a source of great amusement. • The Telegu-speaking people of central India dote on the penises of boys up through age six, which they hold, rub and kiss. (Girls escape with minor same-sex touching.) A typical greeting involves an adult grabbing a boy’s arm with one hand and his penis with the other. • A 1946 report claimed that among lower-class Japanese families, parents or nursemaids would play with the genitals of children to help them fall asleep, and a researcher visiting Japan in the 1930s noted that mothers often played with the genitals of their sons. I didn’t make an exhaustive search and so don’t know to what extent such things occur in Latin America, Europe, Australia or elsewhere. However, it appears that: • Fooling with kids’ privates is

a fairly widespread practice in Asia, particularly among people toward the lower end of the socioeconomic scale. The reports are too numerous and credible for them all to be dismissed as the ravings of hysterical Westerners. My surmise is that, as societies become more westernized, urban and affluent, the practice dies out. • The acts we’re talking about are sexual in the sense that those doing the fondling are well aware of the sexual implications of what they’re up to and find it droll to give a little boy an erection. • That said, from what I can see, the boundaries of permissible behavior appear to be reasonably well defined. For example, ethnographers in New Guinea say elderly women in rural cultures warn young mothers to cover their breasts before fondling their sons lest anyone get the wrong idea. • Lurid tales occasionally do surface. Reports of mother-son incest were briefly faddish in Japanese magazines in the 1980s. These stories played off the unflattering Japanese stereotype of the mother obsessed with getting her son into a top school,

suggesting some “education mamas” would violate the ultimate taboo to help their horny pubescent boys stay relaxed and focused on studying. A few Westerners have taken these urban legends at face value. Lloyd deMause, founder of and prolific contributor to a publication called the Journal of Psychohistory, cites the Japanese motherson stories as prime evidence in his account of what he calls “the universality of incest.” It’s pretty clear, however, that incest inspires as much revulsion in Japan as anywhere else. A less excitable take on things is that Asian societies just aren’t as hung up about matters of the flesh as we Western prudes are. In Japan, mixed-sex naked public bathing was fairly common until the postwar occupation, and some families bathe together now if they have a big enough tub. Infantile sex play was once considered harmless in many parts of Asia and among the less westernized element still is. Nonetheless, so far as I can determine, Asian societies have always drawn a bright line between fooling around with babies and toddlers and having sex with your kids. If Westerners can’t fathom that elementary distinction, well, whose problem is that?

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precisely and gracefully over the fresh water. I got goose bumps the first time I crossed it last winter, and I’m not a very goose-bumpy guy. “So where did you grow up?” I asked, picking up the conversation once we made it onto Route 7’s steady ride south. “Russia? Or I guess it would have been the USSR?” “I was born in Ukraine in 1944, in small town, maybe 3000 peoples. My father had farm — pigs, horses. I come here 10 years ago with my wife. I cook at big Lake Placid hotel.” “That’s a huge change for any man to go through,” I said. “Did you speak much English when you arrived?” “Not one word. I learn by watching TV.” Nikolai stopped and chuckled for a while

have servants and everything beautiful. When she was 4, the communists came and arrested her parents and grandmother and sent them to Siberia prison farm, the Gulag. Nataliya was taken to orphanage, where she had to scrub cement floor every day, and they beat her. She never see her parents again, but her grandmother came back in couple years and they live together through the war and later, but very, very poor.” “What a story,” I said. “The things people live through, it’s hard to believe.” “It’s true, but my wife is very strong woman. She became singer and dancer, and together we get out of Soviet Republic just as it is breaking apart. For a while, we live in Europe, in different countries, but then move to America.”

Despite a rough history, he maintaineD an optimistic, almost jolly, approach to life. before going on. “That’s how I learn the secret to good, long marriage. I watch this English TV show where the husband is saying all the time, ‘Yes, dear.’ So always I say this to my wife and we are happy.” I laughed and said, “Maybe that and also ‘I’m sorry,’ and you got it all covered.” Nikolai laughed, saying, “Yes, ‘I’m sorry’ — that is good, too.” At Vergennes we swung over to 22A, en route to Crown Point and the bridge to New York. “So tell me about your wife,” I said. “Where is she from?” “Nataliya is also from Ukraine. Her family had money when she was little child. Her father owned flour factory, and they

The bridge was as grand as I remembered, as was the ride into the Adirondacks and across to Lake Placid. Nikolai and I talked the entire time. Despite a rough history, parts of which I could barely imagine, he maintained an optimistic, almost jolly, approach to life. Apparently, no heart attack was going to change that. Near the village center, a couple of turns took us to the small townhouse development where Nikolai and his wife resided. The place was in a state of shabby decline — peeling paint, dilapidated shingles, pocketsized scruffy lawns. Nikolai removed his small bag from the rear seat and instructed me, “You wait. My

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here is seat belt?” my customer, Nikolai Yegorov, inquired from the shotgun seat. He was short and stocky, with dark, deep-set eyes and a closely cropped, almost bald-head. We were idling at Fletcher Allen hospital’s main entrance. “Sorry, it’s a little tricky,” I replied. “It’s connected to the seat, not the door post. Do you see it?” “Aha, yes, I get it,” he said, the click affirming his success. “What happened to your shirt?” I asked as we made our way off the hospital grounds. Beneath an unzipped, light jacket, he was wearing a buttonless hospital top with a sky-blue cloud pattern. Somewhere, I imagined, there was a study demonstrating the beneficial effect of pastel colors on the psyches of hospital patients. “I’m not sure,” Nikolai replied. “I think it gets lost when they transfer me from Plattsburgh hospital in helicopter.” “Wow, what was that like? I’ve never been in a helicopter.” “I don’t much remember. I have heart attack and I think they put me on drugs. I feel better now.” “Well, that’s good news. So I guess I’m taking you to Lake Placid? You know the address once we get there, I assume?” “Yes, yes. We go to my house. I surprise my wife. She does not know what day I get released.” I had plotted out the route before I picked up my customer. On Lake Placid or Saranac Lake runs, it’s a close call whether to take the Champlain Bridge or the Charlotte ferry. The ferry option entails less mileage, but there’s the waiting time and cost of the ferry. I decided to take the bridge, mostly because I enjoy the visual experience. It’s a gorgeous structure and still so new, with its slender arch balanced

wife have cakes and cookies for you, traditional Ukrainian.” Before I could tell him that was kind but unnecessary, Nataliya came running out the door, tears streaming down her cheeks. “My Nicky, my Nicky,” she cried, wrapping her arms around her husband and showering him with kisses. They talked for a moment, and she ran inside and came out with two large, sealed bags, both of which were stuffed with at least a couple of dozen sugar-powdered pastries. They looked exquisite and quite delectable. I stepped out of the cab to meet her. Nataliya’s lips were bright red, her graying blonde hair piled high on her head, with wisps escaping everywhere. She was a fading beauty, yet noble and proud, and lovely still. Tears still falling, she handed me the bags, saying, “Thank you, thank you, for returning my Nicky to me.” Nikolai walked over to embrace his wife again, and then, before I knew it, I was swept into a group hug. Now both of them were crying. I thanked Nataliya profusely for her beautiful baked goods and stepped back in the cab to make my exit. Nikolai rushed to my window and handed me some money, saying, “Take this. Please, take this.” “Nikolai, the fare is paid by the hospital,” I protested, but he persisted. I realized I would be insulting his generous nature if I refused the tip, so I acquiesced, stuffing the bills into my shirt pocket. Only on the ferry ride back (having opted for the shorter driving distance) did I check my pocket, expecting to find perhaps $10 or $15. Instead, I found a fifty, a ten and some ones. The man had tipped me $68. I put down the cookie — my 10th by now, at least — and, wiping the powder from my lips, took a deep breath, sending Nataliya and Nikolai Yegorov another heartfelt thank-you through the ether.

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rofessor Richard Sugarman stands with a slight stoop at the blackboard in Room B-132 of the University of Vermont’s Living/ Learning Center. He begins his last class of the semester the same way he begins all his classes: “Does anyone want to ask a question?” None of the two dozen students in this midlevel Judaism course has one. But over the next 90 minutes, Sugarman asks many of his own, in a teaching style that’s part Socratic method, part Talmudic debate. Some of his questions are strictly factual: After Israel’s war for independence in 1948, when Jerusalem became an international city, who granted the local Muslim clergy the power to govern their own institutions? “It was a famous general who had an eye patch,” Sugarman hints, “like the Hathaway shirt man.” (Answer: Moshe Dayan.) Other questions are more speculative: In the early 20th century, a neighborhood in Burlington was known as Little Jerusalem because of its relatively large population of Orthodox Jews. “Why isn’t that community still here?” Sugarman asks. “Rural flight?” guesses one student, to which his professor laughs but then acknowledges a kernel of truth in the answer. In those years, Sugarman explains, Burlington’s Orthodox Jews, most of whom worked in Winooski’s woolen mills, didn’t have yeshivas, or Jewish day schools, where their children could study full time. It’s a problem that drove Sugarman’s own family, also Orthodox Jews, out of Burlington. For 15 years he commuted to UVM from Albany, and then later from Monsey, N.Y., so his three children could attend yeshivas. His wife, Linda, agreed to move back to Burlington only if they could live within walking distance of the synogogue. Sugarman’s classes are fun in part because they’re packed with interesting trivia: “The first course devoted to the study of the Holocaust was taught at which university?” he asks. It was UVM. Sugarman’s old friend, the late Raul Hilberg, created the course for what later became the university’s Center for Holocaust Studies. “Anybody minoring in the Holocaust? Anyone? No?” Sugarman asks, looking around the room. When no hands go up, he gives a resigned shrug. His disappointment is understandable. Sugarman grew up in a predominantly Orthodox Jewish neighborhood in north Buffalo, N.Y., where one in every four residents was a “DP,” or displaced person, tattooed with a number from a Nazi death camp.


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Sugarman expresses genuine surprise that someone is interested in telling his story. “What’s the matter?” he asks. “Did Seven Days finally run out of people to write about?” Sugarman’s office is really just a small desk and computer in the common area of an office suite in Living/ Learning. Here he often holds court with students on subjects ranging from French existentialism to his beloved New York Yankees. Sugarman, 68, suffers from arthritis and walks slowly with a hand-carved wooden cane. Still, he directs a visiting reporter to the more comfortable chair. “Go! Sit! I’ll be fine,” he insists. Sugarman looks the part of a Jewish philosopher — albeit one of bear-like stature who once boxed and played high school football. He sports a full salt-andpepper beard and large black yarmulke, or skullcap, but eschews the payes, or traditional side locks, customary among some Orthodox Jews. Dressed entirely in black except for his white, perpetually untucked shirttail, Sugarman explains why the Orthodox wear black: modesty before God. “I wear it,” he adds, “because I don’t like to think about clothes.” It’s impossible to spend time with Sugarman and not discover his keen sense of humor. When he says, “Now, that’s a very interesting question,” it invariably leads down a rabbit hole of anecdotes that eventually circle back to some crucial point.

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For Levinas, the other comes before the self, Sugarman explains. In other words, one’s responsibility to other people takes precedence over one’s individual rights and needs. To those who know Sugarman well, his fondness for Levinas makes sense: A self-described “economic socialist,” he cofounded the Living/Learning Center, which is all about fostering lasting relationships between faculty and their students. And, by all accounts, no one is better at it than Sugarman. That much is obvious from talking with his Judaism students, some of whom aren’t religion majors — or even registered for his class — but attend just to be around him. During an interval when their professor is out of the room so they can complete their end-of-semester course evaluations, there’s no shortage of students describing themselves as sweet on Sugarman. “He exudes knowledge and wisdom,” one student says. “He tells it like it is,” says another.

by phone, sometimes for hours, discussing everything from sports to Spinoza, a 17th-century philosopher. Sugarman, Gutman says, is a model to which professors should aspire. Why? His relationship with his students, Gutman explains, isn’t based on a desire for “disciples” who blindly follow his religious or philosophical pronouncements. “He never aspires to that,” Gutman says. “What Richard wants from his students is for them to live an inquiring life philosophically, and that means constantly questioning things.” An unapologetic Zionist, Sugarman is left of center on every issue “except Israel.” But Gutman insists that Sugarman never tries to indoctrinate his students or brings his politics into the classroom. “I think he brings his humanity into the classroom,” Gutman suggests. “In my opinion, he is the single best teacher at the University of Vermont.”

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“It’s a worldly class,” another chimes in. “I definitely learned a lot from him about life.” “We all have sort of a personal relationship with him,” adds senior Allison Coppola. “You don’t have to be intimidated by him. You can just talk to him.” Kaleb Szabo, a senior, reveals one comment on his evaluation. Under the section that asks how this course could be improved, he suggests, “Make Sugarman immortal!” Such glowing praise is typical. Sugarman, who’s been teaching at UVM since 1970, consistently receives top marks from his students. Eight years of feedback about him on the website ratemyprofessors.com attests to it: “Awesome!” “Amazingly brilliant!” “Hands down one of the best professors I have ever had.” One wrote that Sugarman “brings students back to a time when teachers were life mentors.” Several students exclaimed, “I love him!” One wants him as a grandfather. “He’s very open to all people,” says Patrick Hutton, a UVM history professor who, like Sugarman, teaches in the Integrated Humanities Program. “There’s an ecumenical character to his religious understanding, where he relates to students of all faiths, as well as students who are primarily humanists.” U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, one of Sugarman’s oldest and closest friends in Vermont — the two roomed together in Burlington in the ’70s and still meet regularly for long walks — is rarely upstaged in public. But Sanders has seen firsthand the depth of emotion Sugarman’s students feel for him, even decades after they graduate. “What impresses me about Richard is,” Sanders says, “I cannot walk down Church Street without people coming up to him who say, ‘I was in your class 20 years ago and it had a profound impact on my life.’” Sanders has felt that impact himself. It was Sugarman who convinced him to run for mayor of Burlington in 1981, a decision that launched his long and storied political career. “He thought that I had a chance to win it,” Sanders acknowledges. “I myself did not think that at the time, but Richard did.” Sanders knows as well as anyone why students are drawn to Sugarman: It’s his warmth, intelligence, sense of humor and keen storytelling abilities. “But I think young people also perceive that he really cares about them,” Sanders adds. “Richard has deep feelings for people and deep feelings about the world in which he lives.” Those people include Huck Gutman, Sanders’ chief of staff for the last six years. Gutman, who himself began teaching at UVM in 1971 and will return there in January, is also close to Sugarman. They frequently talk


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Sugarman was born in 1944, which, he notes only partly in jest, “Winston Churchill described as the worst year in human history.” He still speaks with the long “A” of his native Buffalo. There, his father ran a wholesale fruit business, which explains his surname, which he believes was originally Zukerman, from the Yiddish zuker, or sugar. Actually, Sugarman’s father and uncles were “in almost every business you can imagine,” he says. “They were entrepreneurs — or would have liked to have been.” Among their short-lived enterprises was a PGA golf course his father and an uncle bought in Fort Erie, Ont., just across the Peace Bridge from Buffalo. This was at a time when most golf clubs wouldn’t admit Jews — not that it made much difference to them. “They couldn’t afford to join. But nobody knew that,” recalls Sugarman, who worked four summers at the club as a greenskeeper. What did he learn? “To loathe golf,” he jokes. Sugarman’s religious upbringing was “mixed.” His father’s family was Hasidim Orthodox from Ukraine; his mother’s, Reform Jews from England. Sugarman’s paternal grandmother expressed doubts that his mother was Jewish because she didn’t speak Yiddish. By age 13, Sugarman had entered his “antireligion” phase. He penned an essay about the biblical story of Abraham nearly sacrificing his son, Isaac. Sugarman argued that Abraham was “totally irrational” and shouldn’t have been allowed around children. It got him kicked out of Hebrew school. “Little did I know,” he says, “that years later I would be writing about this [story] more sympathetically.” Want to see an hour disappear? Ask Sugarman about the many jobs he’s had: cleaning laboratory test tubes, selling balloons at the Buffalo Zoo, delivering the Buffalo Evening News. He quips that on his paper route, his dog got more tips than he did. But Sugarman’s most life-altering employment — before he discovered teaching, that is — was working at the Allied Chemical & Dye plant in Buffalo. He describes it as a filthy, sweltering and oppressive place to work. Several workers died during his employment there; the rest were checked for cancer every six months. “That changed my view of life,” Sugarman says. “I never had a religious epiphany, but I did have a political one.” In 1962, Allied Chemical employed about 12,000 workers. In those years, the plant had de facto segregation: blacks working in one area, whites — predominantly Poles — in another. When Sugarman was hired, he was asked whether he wanted to work with the blacks or whites. Since Poles and Jews didn’t get along well, Sugarman joined the black unit. After he had spent several hours shoveling coal tar vigorously, his black foreman asked why he was working so hard. Sugarman remembers feeling that it confirmed every negative stereotype he harbored about African Americans. “That’s the problem with you people!” he told his foreman. “You don’t have the American work ethic. You’ll never get ahead!” The foreman just laughed. Two hours later, when Sugarman was getting tired, the foreman again asked how he was doing. Sugarman looked up and realized that all the black laborers were working at the same pace as earlier that morning. With a newfound respect, he asked his boss how long those men had worked at the plant. “‘Since the war,’” Sugarman recalls the foreman saying. “I said, ‘They’ve been here 17 years, doing the same work every day?’ Immediately, a light went on in my head.”

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By quitting time, every worker in the plant, black or white, was the same color: that of whatever chemical dye they were producing that day. Class, Sugarman says, had triumphed over race and ethnicity. “I began to change my political outlook immediately,” he adds. “I said, ‘There’s something profoundly wrong with the way I’m thinking.’ Did it have to be that way? I didn’t think so.”

In the fall of 1962, Sugarman became the first member of his family to attend college. That was a big deal, especially in those years, he says, when Yale still had quotas for the number of Jews it admitted. Initially, Sugarman told his mother he didn’t want to go to Yale because it wasn’t a “real school,” he recounts. Why? Its football team wasn’t ranked in the top 20. “Can’t I go to a real school,” he asked, “like Ohio State?” At Yale, Sugarman roomed with another future U.S. senator: Joe Lieberman, whose mother encouraged Sugarman’s religious observances. “Joe was in his lapsed phase,” he recalls, “but his mother certainly wasn’t!” She often invited the boys to their home for the Jewish high holidays. Years later, when Lieberman got married, Sugarman signed his ketubah, or Jewish marriage contract. “I think I signed it twice,” he says. When Sugarman’s father died, Lieberman and his first wife traveled to Buffalo for the funeral. As the story goes, the couple was trying to get pregnant, and Sugarman’s uncle told them that, according to the Kabbalah, or Jewish mysticism, it’s easier to conceive a child right before a funeral. “Nine months to the day, they had a child,” Sugarman says. Roger Duncan, now a philosophy professor retired from the University of Connecticut, also attended Yale with Sugarman. The two studied under philosopher John Wild, who eventually became Sugarman’s mentor and introduced him to Levinas. Nearly 40 years later, Duncan and Sugarman collaborated on a book about Wild — which, Duncan recalls, they hammered out in five hours in a pub in Oxford, England. Duncan recounts how Sugarman met his other formative philosophy instructor: Paul Weiss, Yale’s first Jewish professor. By the 1960s, Weiss was already famous. Sugarman was just getting into Jewish philosophy when he learned that, every day, Weiss stopped at the same newspaper boxes on a particular corner in New Haven. One morning, Sugarman stationed himself at the newspaper boxes. When Weiss stopped to check the headlines, Sugarman stepped up and introduced himself. Weiss was polite but curt, then hurried off. “At which point,” Duncan says, “Richard yells after him, ‘Nice not meeting you, Mr. Weiss!’” According to Duncan, Weiss was amused and invited Sugarman back to his office. The two soon became fast friends. After finishing undergrad and graduate school at Yale, and then his doctoral coursework at Boston University, Sugarman briefly took a job driving a taxi in Cambridge, Mass., a job for which, he readily admits, he was poorly suited. “Richard could get lost in the supermarket looking for a can of tuna fish,” says Linda Niedweske, a former student of Sugarman’s who later served as Sanders’ first campaign manager and administrative assistant in Burlington City Hall. “But he’s one of the smartest and most genuine people I know.” In 1970, Sugarman was offered a part-time job teaching philosophy in an experimental program at UVM that was a precursor to Living/Learning. “They told me I’d be the philosopher-in-residence,” he says. “That sounded better than driving a taxi.” Ironically, it wasn’t until Sugarman lived in Burlington, surrounded by more gentiles than Jews, that he began to appreciate “a more traditional kind of Judaism.” He began attending Ahavath Gerim, then an Orthodox synagogue on Archibald Street.


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In 1974, UVM’s philosophy and religion department became two separate entities. In the process, several of Sugarman’s philosophy colleagues were “purged.” Sugarman joined the department of religion and has remained there ever since. “I was against the split,” he explains. “I’d already seen what happens when philosophy dealt with only narrowly defined questions, and I didn’t want that. I thought that religion helped keep you focused on the bigger questions of life.” Though immersed in such “bigger questions,” Sugarman didn’t just live in his head. For a time he worked as a dorm dad and “bouncer” at Coolidge Hall on the Redstone campus. In 1971, an ex-Marine had moved into Coolidge whom Sugarman jokingly describes as a “transfer student from the Bronx Zoo. We learned later that his hobby was beating up nuns at Rice High School. This guy was totally mashugana [crazy]. And a raving anti-Semite.” One day, while Sugarman was volunteering at UVM’s Hillel, the Jewish students’ center, he learned that the ex-Marine was assaulting some female students in a dorm room. “Maybe I was looking for a fight. I don’t think so,” Sugarman recollects about the confrontation that ensued. The former Marine threatened Sugarman with a beer bottle, then shoved him against a wall, which led to a “life-and-death fight over a banister” witnessed by scores of students.

The professor still recaps the fight as though it happened yesterday. Sugarman, a former boxer, ultimately prevailed. Several administrators called to congratulate him — although, because the student’s mother served on the UVM board of trustees, the university never ejected him or pressed charges. Most of the time, however, Sugarman wrestled not with big drunks but with big ideas. He can’t remember exactly when he met Bernie Sanders, but he knows they were on a train together headed north to Vermont. “I was coming back from finishing my doctoral dissertation,” Sugarman says. “Bernard had a family reunion, which was probably just as traumatic.” The two talked for hours on a variety of topics, including the economic inequities in Burlington. “I was deeply disturbed by the fact that people who worked in the city couldn’t afford to live in the city,” Sugarman says. “I thought that was wrong.” Later, after Sanders got evicted from an apartment on Maple Street, Sugarman invited him to move into his place at 149 Cherry Street. Evidently, the two got along famously. Sugarman recalls how Bernie would often wake up — “Neither of us are the world’s best sleepers,” Sugarman says — and immediately launch into a discussion about some issue he’d been ruminating on all night. “I said, ‘Couldn’t you say “hello” or “good morning” first?’” It was Sugarman who recognized that, while Sanders did poorly in statewide races, he did increasingly well in Burlington. “‘I think you can win,’” he remembers telling Sanders, “‘but we have to make this about concrete issues: neighborhoods and snow removal and things that people actually care about.’ And he became an unbelievable student of this stuff.” In 1981, when Sanders was elected mayor by just 12 votes, it was Sugarman who oversaw the vote recount to make sure Sanders’ victory wasn’t stolen. “Later I asked him, ‘What’s in it for me?’” Sugarman recalls. “He said, ‘You get to be commissioner of reality.’” It was an unpaid position. More than 30 years later, Sugarman still serves at times as the commissioner of reality — for Sanders and others. His fellow philosopher Anna-Teresa Tymieniecka, who was a close confidant of Pope John Paul II, told Sugarman that one of his journal articles in Phenomenological Inquiry was on the pontiff’s nightstand the day he died. Characteristically, Sugarman is too modest to dwell on such things. He’s just grateful to have had a career that lends itself to contemplation. As he puts it, “I certainly didn’t want to go back to the factory, or the golf course, or the zoo.” m

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“I said, ‘You know, this is not so bad,’” he recalls. “I got to eat lunch there every Shabbas, which was the best food I had all week.” Duncan, who has stayed in touch with Sugarman, calls his old friend “a living paradox”: a devoutly religious man in a secular world who doesn’t hide his deep faith yet to whom students flock like to “the Pied Piper.” “In the broadest sense, he’s a thinker,” Duncan explains. “And he’s a thinker who attracts people not only because of his personality but because he has real thoughts, the kinds of thoughts that freshmen expect when they come to a philosophy course.” As some college departments of religion and philosophy “lose steam” and become mere training grounds for jobs in academia, Duncan adds, “It’s people like Sugarman who represent the real thing.” Sugarman, too, bemoans that trend in higher education. “Right now everybody is concerned with making a living. Perfectly understandable,” he says. “But you also have to make a life.”

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Perkins might be the furthest thing Grass recruited the Northeast Kingdom from a rock star. He plays with stone- native as their fiddle player when he was faced concentration, peering out from 14. “His mother would drive him to gigs,” underneath a ski hat and bushy beard. His said Perkins, who called Ross one of the fingers fly up and down the fret board, but best fiddlers he’s ever heard. he hardly makes a move, save for the ocMasefield is an even older friend; the casional head bob. He lets his music do the Jazz Mandolin Project front man and talking. And his guitar has a lot to say. Perkins played their first gig together — Talking about his record over coffee in with Mike Gordon of Phish on bass — in Waterbury last week, Perkins said humbly, 1987 and have continued collaborating “I just did what I could. I wanted it to be ever since. Bolles is a relatively newer mostly original material. Then you’ve got addition, though he’s part of a trio with to find the guys to play the music you want Perkins and Masefield that performs with to write.” some regularity. For his debut album and release Perkins recorded the entire album with show, Perkins assembled what he calls his 1969 Martin D-18 — the gold standard in his “dream band” — Jamie bluegrass music. The guitar Masefield on mandolin, is a weathered but beautiful Tyler Bolles on bass and instrument he bought for Patrick Ross on fiddle. All $450 back in 1984. “It was three are Perkins’ old friends in a drummer’s closet. He and longtime collaborators, was my bandmate,” Perkins but they had never before recalled. “I bought it on layplayed together. away. I would give him my Their first official meetgig money.” ing happened in Kristina Raised in Ridgewood, Stykos’ Pepperbox Studio N.J., Perkins came north in Chelsea, where Music to attend college at St. for Flat-Top Guitar was reLawrence University in corded over a period of 16 Canton, N.Y. He studied clasmonths. Stykos and her hussical guitar in high school band, Froggy Bottom Guitars but is otherwise almost enbuilder Michael Millard, are tirely self-taught. “I’ve taken neighbors of Perkins, who a few lessons,” Perkins said. lives on 130 acres in the town “I made a butternut bookof Washington. There he case in exchange for lessons composes, gardens and does from Paul Asbell.” occasional woodworking. He played electric guitar The all-instrumental in a college funk band Music for Flat-Top Guitar called Omni and a rhythm Do ug PE r ki N S is composed of Perkinsand blues band called the penned rags, jigs and Oscillators. At the time, waltzes, with a few tradiPerkins didn’t think much tional bluegrass fiddle tunes and three of bluegrass. “The first bluegrass I heard, classical compositions — two by Bach, one I immediately dismissed as being simple,” by Chopin — thrown in for good measure. he said. “I was stupid.” “Bach is so jazzy,” Perkins said. “I think The record that changed his mind was I’m modern with these lines and chords, the David Grisman Quintet’s 1977 selfbut Bach did it all 300 years ago. It flips me titled debut album, featuring flat-picking out, but it makes me feel connected to the legend Tony Rice on guitar. The DGQ’s way back.” blend of bluegrass, swing and gypsy jazz Perkins’ original songs are all new. He blew Perkins away. And it has clearly influwrote the opening track, “Garlic Patch enced his own songwriting. Rag,” while working for the U.S. Census in “I like to think that David Grisman 2010. saved me from electric guitar,” Perkins “Mitch McConnell doesn’t need to said. m worry,” Perkins said, referring to the Republican U.S. Senate leader. “The govDoug Perkins’ CD is available at Pure ernment wasn’t paying me for writing a Pop in Burlington, Buch spieler in song. It was on my lunch break.” Montpelier and at dougperkins.bandcamp. “Loch Ness Jig” was cowritten with com. Ross, whom Perkins met when Smokin’

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style that flows effortlessly from bluegrass to jazz to classical. Last Saturday, the 54-year-old picker drew a standing-room-only crowd to his CD-release show at Burlington’s Skinny Pancake. The microbrew-swilling crowd was hopped up for the highly anticipated concert, but Perkins was characteristically low key. Sitting on a bench seat close to the door, he leaned in to the microphone and said softly, “Thanks for coming.” Then he announced an only-in-Vermont special offer: “The first 10 people who buy a CD get an organically grown bulb from my garlic patch.”


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hen a nice man invites you to get in his van, it’s usually not a good idea. But there’s nothing sinister about Gary De Carolis’ specially converted Ford. As attested by the designs from vintage postcards on the vehicle’s sides, he just wants to tell you about the history of Burlington. It’s his evident immersion in that history which makes his Burlington History Tours so fascinating. “I’ve taken my lifelong avocation and made it a vocation,” says De Carolis, who served three terms as a Burlington city councilor from Ward 3. More recently, he worked as child welfare district director for Burlington’s office of the Vermont Department for Children and Families. Now 62, De Carolis was considering retirement last summer when he took

a history tour with Backroad Discovery Tours in Manchester. Suddenly, he had found his next step. “I absolutely loved it,” De Carolis remembers. “I thought, Gosh, I could do this in Burlington!” A history minor in college, De Carolis left the DCF in October and launched Burlington History Tours on November 15. Though he still works as a freelance speaker and consultant to child-services groups as president of the Center for Community Leadership, De Carolis now offers tours seven days a week. Of course, his is not the only tour to bring Burlington history alive. Preservation Burlington hosts architecturally focused walking tours all year long, while Queen City Ghostwalk counts down to Halloween beginning each summer. University of

Vermont professor emeritus William Averyt takes guests on a walk through the campus’ past. While these tours all cover small, walkable areas, however, De Carolis employs his van to get an overview of the city in just two hours. So far he’s been hired to lead just four groups, but the amateur historian hopes that word of mouth and his website and Facebook pages will begin attracting locals and tourists alike. The bright van’s presence on the road is likely to grab attention, especially as it often drives at just 10 or 15 miles per hour to give participants plenty of time to look around. The van also fills a hole in Battery Park, parking where Beansie’s Bus spends its summers, so De Carolis can start the tour in one of Burlington’s most storied areas. In a New Jersey accent, he speaks slowly and evenly, almost never needing to check his notes for dates or specifics. If he sometimes appears distracted on the road, with a few pedestrian near misses, it’s because he seems to be seeing the city of another time. De Carolis begins by gathering participants in the park overlooking Lake Champlain. He points out Rock Dunder, the 30-foot crag that projects out of the water about three miles from shore. The rock was known to the Abenaki and Algonquin as Wo-ja-ho-sen, Oodzee-hozo, or “he who created himself.” The legendary figure began as a legless spirit. As he dragged himself across Vermont, he created the mountains and even Lake Champlain. Wo-ja-ho-sen judged that particular achievement so great that he decided to fuse himself with a rock and stay in the lake forever. To natives of the area in the pre-Samuel de Champlain era, the rock was a spiritual force, worthy of worship. During the French and Indian War, De Carolis says, Rock Dunder served as a meeting place for drawing up attack plans. In the War of 1812, the island was shot full of cannonballs, which are still occasionally found by visitors there. “Burlington was chartered in 1763, but no one lived here,” De Carolis says. Before 1812, scuffles between the French and the British, then between the American colonists and the Brits, left the shore too dangerous for heavy settlement. The victorious


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in 1868, was rebuilt and is now home to the Ice House Restaurant & Bar. De Carolis hands out cards granting the tour participants 20 percent off at the restaurant. The next-oldest section of town runs along Pearl Street — today, an easy jaunt from Main. When King or Pomeroy wanted to make that walk, however, they had to take a more roundabout route. “The ravine literally cut the city in half,” De Carolis explains. Traces of the deep, northeast by southwest chasm are still visible along Pearl Street and across parts of College, Main and Church Streets. When Burlington’s residents undertook to fill the ravine, they initially used little more than wood chips and sawdust, leaving some buildings on less-thansturdy footing. In 1973, all the books at the Fletcher Free Library had to be moved to city hall’s Contois Auditorium when the building’s foundation began buckling due to a shift in the shoddy material. The new library opened in 1981, the year De Carolis became a city councilor. The tour winds down with a jaunt past the UVM campus. De Carolis says what he tells guests there is only an abridged version of what he’d like to share about the area. To cover the details, he’ll need to add a pedestrian version of Burlington History Tours — something he plans to do when warm weather returns in 2013. Those spring tours, De Carolis says, will work their way up Pearl Street and past the university, perhaps stopping at South Willard Street and its homes of the Victorian elite. He also imagines an “off-the-beaten-path” tour that would take visitors to areas including the sea caves off North Avenue and the quarry off Shelburne Road. De Carolis closes his tour with a visit to the graves of Ethan and Ira Allen at Greenmount Cemetery and then to those of Gideon King Jr. and other Water Streetarea luminaries at Elmwood Cemetery. Our group disembarks back at Battery Park. The opportunity to slow down and take a closer look at Burlington, its buildings and its history has been eye opening. Along for the ride with De Carolis, the past lives on — side by side with the present. m

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waterfront battles of 1812 finally made the Champlain Valley safe enough to inhabit. As a small group gets in the van for a recent tour, De Carolis mentions that a glass factory opened across from Battery Park just after the encampments of the War of 1812 dispersed. It marked a new era. The factory became necessary when Burlington’s postwar lumber industry boomed, filling the city with people who moved into the homes being built along what is now North Street — homes that needed lots of windows. As we wend our way down Blodgett Street, De Carolis points out one curious house. What he calls a “significant prefabricated home” first came to Burlington as a place for the town’s lighthouse keeper to live right on the breakwater. But the keeper preferred to canoe out to his post each day, so, in 1884, the house was moved to dry land. Just around the corner, on Pitkin Street, a small, early-20th-century house that has been renovated and expanded over the years once served as a waterfront office building. The original, almost trailer-like box is visible beneath layers of white additions. De Carolis mentions that several residents of Pitkin and Blodgett Streets had unpleasant surprises when they attempted to make home improvements between 1955 and 2004: They uncovered the remains of fallen 1812 soldiers. Those homes stand on what was once a woods backing the Battery Park barracks of the soldiers, who are now buried beneath a memorial on Lakeview Terrace. Battery Street, originally known as Water Street, was Burlington’s first. “The Admiral of the Lake,” Gideon King Jr., who controlled merchant trade on the waterway for 30 years, chose to make his home just off it, on the street still named for him, De Carolis tells us. Other early-19th-century Burlington luminaries lived right on the main drag. Like King’s red brick house, the home of Dr. John Pomeroy currently offers office space for lease. Potential renters may be able to conduct business in one of the rooms where the good doctor lectured to medical students beginning in 1804. Pomeroy would help establish the University of Vermont College of Medicine, the first medical program in America that was part of a state school. Pomeroy lived in a good place to keep bodies cold for dissections — just across the street from three icehouses. One occupied an 1808 building that burned down

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Candidacy for the Hall, whether as a player, manager, umpire or executive, is considered by weighing six specific criteria: record, ability, integrity, sportsmanship, character and contributions to the game. In evaluations of modern players — suspected steroid use aside — statistics can paint a relatively black-and-white picture of who belongs in the Hall. But one can make no apples-to-apples comparisons when weighing the accomplishments of

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players such as White against those of an umpire such as O’Day or an exec such as Ruppert. Coming up with a way to compare those individuals, both with their contemporaries and with subsequent generations, was the pre-integration panel’s great challenge. “They don’t give you any guidelines for weighing those factors,” Simon says. “You’re basically left to use your own judgment.” So how to compare them? How do you translate stats from those who played in an era when it took five strikes to strike out a batter — or eight balls for a walk — into those of the modern three-strike era? And what to do with nonplayers such as Ruppert and O’Day, for whom there are no measurable statistics available? “You look at contributions to the game,” Simon says. Given the era under consideration, that challenge demands the expertise of historians. Their own contribution was not lost on Niekro, who credited Simon and Morris in remarks to the Associated Press following the panel’s vote. “It’s tough to go back into the 1800s and bring that to life,” said the famed knuckleballer, now 73. Niekro isn’t alone in his appreciation for Simon’s ability to revive a past era. Simon says he and Blyleven became fast friends during the deliberations, which Simon likens to being sequestered in a jury. He says the former Twins ace, 61, pumped him for info during meetings and dinners. “Bert had done his homework,” Simon says. “But he had a lot of great questions.” Simon isn’t allowed to discuss specific arguments for or against candidates. But he can speak to their accomplishments. For example, he says Ruppert made two huge contributions to the game. For starters, he was the guy who bought Babe Ruth from the Boston Red Sox in 1919. “Arguably, that’s one of the most important things that happened in the history of baseball,” says Simon. Ruppert’s other major contribution was financing the original Yankee Stadium out of his own pocket. Though it was dubbed “The House That Ruth Built,” it was

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n July 28, 2013, the next class of candidates will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y. We won’t know until January if the likes of Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens or Curt Schilling will be considered worthy of enshrinement by the Baseball Writers Association of America — the finicky electorate charged with settling such matters. But a vote held during Major League Baseball’s annual winter meetings in Nashville earlier this month found three men from a bygone era deserving of inclusion. To bestow that posthumous honor, the Hall of Fame turned to, among others, Burlington’s resident baseball historian, Tom Simon. Simon sat on a special subset of baseball’s veterans committee, the preintegration panel, which was convened to argue the merits of candidates active in the era before Major League Baseball allowed nonwhite players. The 16-member panel included a mix of former players, including Hall of Famers Bert Blyleven, Don Sutton and Phil Niekro; executive personnel; and two historians, Peter Morris and Simon. They eventually gave baseball’s highest honor to New York Yankees owner Jacob Ruppert (1867-1939); umpire Hank O’Day (1862-1935); and bare-handed catcher Deacon White (1847-1939), chosen from 10 candidates of the late 1800s and early 1900s deemed to have been overlooked by previous HOF voting bodies. “Along with my wedding day, being part of this panel was the most amazing experience of my life,” says Simon, 47. Simon, a local attorney, is the author or coauthor of several books documenting baseball’s earliest eras. Last year, he published The Wonder Team in the White City at the Intercollegiate Baseball Tournament of 1893, in which he tells the story of the University of Vermont baseball team in the 1890s. In those days, Simon relates, UVM was a powerhouse squad regarded as one of the dominant teams in the history of collegiate baseball. Simon is also a founding member of the Vermont chapter of the Society for American Baseball Research (SABR). Baseball, and particularly the game’s rich history, is his great passion. That and his


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so individuals who were not elected under previous guidelines may measure up by the current yardstick, revised in light of research by historians such as Simon. Both Simon and Horn reject any suggestion that committees such as the preintegration panel exist simply to get more people into the Hall. Even under evolving guidelines, they say, only the top 1 percent of potential candidates will be elected. “You have to be beyond exceptional,” says Simon. m

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Ruppert’s money that gave the Yankees their fabled Bronx home in those days before public financing was used to build arenas. His offering provided the grand stage on which the team would become the winningest in American sports history. “A lot of people are surprised to learn Ruppert wasn’t already in the Hall of Fame. People just assume he had been in for 50 or 60 years,” Simon says. “That’s really the purpose of committees like this one.” “It’s designed as a second chance, a review committee,” says the HOF’s Horn. He adds that voting criteria for the Hall have changed several times over the years,

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arre is the Granite City, home to the Rock of Ages quarry and Hope Cemetery, the ne plus ultra of sculpture gardens. The town’s opera house is one of the most beautiful in the state. But one thing Barre has yet to add to its list of cultural endowments is a culinary destination. Last month’s opening of the Cornerstone Pub & Kitchen may have given it just that. Owners Keith Paxman and Rich McSheffrey have been best friends since they attended grade school together in the town. Both grew up to work in restaurants: Paxman in fine-dining establishments, including Warren’s the Common Man, which he sold last year; McSheffrey in pubs and pizzerias in Massachusetts.

hour’s wait for a table at Cornerstone when I visited last Tuesday. Luckily, we had called ahead (the restaurant only accepts reservations for parties of five or more) and so were seated shortly after we arrived. The restaurant’s popularity can mean a din sometimes fills the small dining room and big, open bar area, but it was never loud enough on my visit to prevent conversation. That bar area is visually striking, with tall tables and a wall of booths offering views of the granite “Youth Triumphant” sculpture in front of city hall. Posters leading to the stillnew-smelling bathrooms date back to the 1930s, when Barre’s Magnet Theatre was showing films starring Mae West and Ginger Rogers.

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Paxman and McSheffrey say they talked for years about opening a restaurant together in their hometown. Now, with an ongoing city revitalization that includes a freshly rebuilt Main Street and a planned food co-op, the timing seems perfect for Barre’s first gastro-pub. In an interview for the Seven Days food news column, the owners said their goal is to be the “cornerstone” of a new Barre: a bustling, friendly city similar to that of their parents’ generation. To set the appropriate mood in the dark-walled restaurant, they start with road signs and posters from the early 20th century. Many guests won’t lack for time to peruse the decorations: There was an

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If the Barre history on display at Cornerstone doesn’t clash with the predominance of contemporary trends on its plates, that’s because Vermont’s culinary present doesn’t diverge too much from its agricultural past. Drinks are served in Mason jars, and the style of the food is rustic, with a touch of sophistication from the big city — Atlanta, to be precise. The chef, McSheffrey’s cousin Jesse LeClair, is a Barre native and New England Culinary Institute graduate whose previous job was cooking at the Ritz-Carlton in the Southern foodie city. CORNERING THE MARKET

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Clover is actively searching for a new full-time chef. Meyers says that in January, Three Tomatoes will begin renovations that will produce a new lounge area, better oven views in the dining room and improved outdoor seating. Though he prefers to wait until the new year to share more specifics, Meyers divulges that the menu “will certainly have a new spin.” (The changes will not affect the other Three Tomatoes locations in Williston, Rutland and Lebanon, N.H.) Perhaps recent Burlington specials — including housemade pork sausage with baked white beans and greens, and braised seafood pasta with shrimp, octopus and calamari — hint at the rustic, handmade approach to come.

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Where can you get a “cheddarwurst” made with local, whey-fed pigs and Cabot Clothbound Cheddar; ramen bowls with housemade noodles; braised chicken tortas; and hushpuppies? In the great outdoors. On November 30, clouD 9 caTErErs introduced its new, still-unnamed food truck at Champlain College’s Rail Jam. Last week, the truck made appearances at cITIzEn cIDEr in Essex and Shelburne Vineyard. But Cloud 9 owner sarah moran says the truck, which she and chef lukE sTonE brought up from Mystic, Ct., won’t spring fully into action until the start of the new year. cOurtesy OF clOuD 9 caterers

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“We’re gonna take this winter and mess around with ideas,” says Stone. The converted 1964 Ford truck is equipped with a fryer, grill and griddle; perhaps most importantly, it’s heated. That means the elements won’t stop Stone and his team from serving the daily menu’s six or seven items to hungry Vermonters all winter long. The chef plans to begin with lunch service in and around Burlington before adding breakfast. A Huntington resident, Stone also hopes to feed skiers near Sugarbush Resort or Mad River Glen. As for the truck’s name, Moran has put the question out to a marketing class at Champlain College, which is devising one as their final exam. “We don’t want to pigeonhole ourselves with it,” Moran says. Names can be tricky issues, as Moran found when Cloud 9 Catering’s summer-only cart, the noblE PIg, drew complaints from Noble Pig Vineyard and Winery in Carlton, Ore. The artisan hot-dog cart may or may not change its moniker when warm weather returns, Moran says. “My lawyer wrote [the vineyard], ‘When was the last time you confused Pinot Noir with a hot dog?’” What’s in a name? We’re more interested in grilled cheese with homemade kimchee on bread made in house by baker mIkE buEchlEr, cheese steaks and a wintertime taste of the sausages that won us over last summer.

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crisp, mayonnaise-heavy broccoli slaw, combined with nature’s mayonnaise (slices of avocado), served to alleviate any dryness. Stripes of chipotle aioli might have seemed excessive if not for the pleasant touch of heat they imparted. I also enjoyed dipping my taco in a zigzag of garlicky Sriracha sauce, quite different from the “rooster” Sriracha from Huy Fong Foods that most restaurants use. Though our very knowledgeable server, Colby, promised us we wouldn’t be overwhelmed by all the food we ordered, our mouths hung agape as she proffered the BBQ Braised Pork Shank. The mighty specimen lay on a bed of macaroni and cheese and braised collard greens in a clay pot big enough to hold food for a medium-size family. Size would have meant nothing if the dish weren’t delicious, but the shank was brined for a juicy salinity that penetrated the tender meat all the way down to the bone. It compared favorably with the best pork shank I’ve ever had, in Warsaw, where the skull-sized beast, called a golonka, was braised in beer and

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A pair of chalkboards above the bar notes 28 beer options on tap, including cult Vermont brands Lawson’s Finest Liquids, Hill Farmstead Brewery and Fiddlehead Brewing. Hard-to-find beers from around the country are also available, along with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Bud Light. The suds, or selections from the full bar or boutique-wine list, are perfect for accompanying any of LeClair’s offerings, divided on the menu into six categories, including Pub Fare, Burgers & Fries and meaty Cornerstone Cuts. I began with a salad of tender, roasted cubes of red and golden beets. Though beet-and-arugula salads with goat cheese have become a Vermont menu staple, Cornerstone’s version is a cut above. The chèvre is exceptionally creamy and tangy, but it’s the viscous maple vinaigrette and toasted pine nuts in place of croutons that separate this salad from the pack. A plate of fish tacos reflected the kitchen’s trend of outsized portions, with two large tacos for $10. Served in special taco holders to prevent spillage, the flour tortillas were filled with thick, meaty chunks of blackened swordfish. Some were moister than others, but

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was tantalizing, I couldn’t resist the Thin Mint variety. A dense chocolate mousse provided the bottom layer for a sandwich of moist chocolate-cookie crumbs topped with a foamy-light mint mousse. Like the trifle, jars of ice cream from Scout’s Honor were attractively presented on J.K. Adams wood boards emblazoned with straight-from-the-farm images — a chicken for the trifle, carrots for the ice cream.

The wares of Scout’s Honor, an ice cream maker located inside Waitsfield’s Sweet Spot, are a prime pick for Cornerstone. I sampled a salted-caramel scoop that captured the burntsugar taste of real caramel in a lusciously creamy frozen treat. Even better was midnight-dark Valrhona chocolate laced with three locally grown chiles. The peppers tasted fresh, with a slightly vegetal shade that climaxed in a slow, subtle burn at the back of my throat.

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report that appeared as far away as the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Last summer, ALIshA and brIAn mcALLIstEr purchased the cozy, 80-yearold diner, which has been on the National Register of Historic Places since 1983. The McAllisters already know a thing or two about dining — they run FAthEr’s rEstAurAnt in nearby Westminster. Located at 133 Main Street in Putney, the Gleanery is open for dinner from Friday through Sunday. The Miss Bellows Falls Diner is situated on the northern edge of Bellow Falls at 90 Rockingham Street. — A.L .

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Mauro calls the choice “the fulfillment of a lifelong dream” in an announcement on her website. Last year, her Albany creamery building was destroyed in a fire; for the past few months, Mauro has managed Waterbury’s cork wInE bAr & mArkEt. At her new creamery, she expects to produce 5000 pounds of butter per year, and several local restaurants have already signed up to serve it. The VLT purchased the 48-acre farm in August, put a portion in easement and sought to sell the rest to a farmer. The land trust still needs to raise roughly $200,000 toward the farm’s conservation; those wishing to donate can do so at vlt. org.

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Concurrently, he and partners LIz EhrEnbErg and ALIcE JAmEs collected shares from community members to renovate the restaurant; supporters have three years to spend those shares. Central to the Gleanery’s mission is collaborating with local farms: “If they grow it, we will cook it,” Ehrenberg writes on the Gleanery’s website. So far, the kitchen is grabbing meat, veggies and grains from swEEt trEE FArm in Dummerston and Westminster’s hArLow FArm, among others, and cheeses from as far away as the von trApp FArmstEAD in Waitsfield. All of that booty is woven into the Gleanery’s sample menu, with starters ranging from a farro and spinach salad with fig dressing and chèvre fritters to a “scallop duo” (one seared with apple purée, the other made into an orange-basil ceviche). The kitchen gathers Vermont cheeses — such as JAspEr hILL FArm’s Bayley Hazen Blue and LAzy LADy FArm’s Tomme Delay — on a $13 cheese platter, and turns out entrées such as local lamb meatballs over pappardelle, sautéed skate with fried egg and black-pepper gnocchi, and Humane Veal Two Ways — a strip loin with cider-braised celeriac alongside braised veal poutine. Up the road in Bellows Falls, the Miss Bellows Falls Diner — closed since June — is expected to reopen this month, according to an Associated Press

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rapped in waxy, white paper, a round of Lillé Coulommiers from Vermont Farmstead Cheese Company sort of resembles a doorstop. Peel back the paper and slice into the tangy rind, though, and it’s clear why the stuff comes in such large wheels. Supple, rich and nutty, it’s instantly habit forming — and it comes even more alive when paired with a local sparkling cider such as Woodchuck Hard Cider. Besides being delicious together, both products are poster children for the rise of the Vermont food brand, which made giant strides this year. The appeal of Vermont-

The milk that goes into Lillé doesn’t travel far; much of it comes directly from the herd of Jersey, Holstein and Ayrshire cows that graze on the company’s 18-acre hillside in South Woodstock, repose on temperaturecontrolled water beds and yield nearly 2400 pounds of milk each day. Even that quantity does not satisfy demand, which has increased so sharply — as it has for all of VFCC’s cheeses — that the company regularly trucks in milk from other Vermont dairy farms. Just last month, VFCC announced that its products would begin shipping to 15 other states. Like many successful Vermont brands,

churning inside a giant, rectangular vat. On the other side of the glass, vice president of creamery operations and head cheese maker Rick Woods darts around in a white coat; he eventually emerges through a steel door to chat. Woods was lured to VFCC after 16 years of cheddar making at Grafton Village Cheese Company, he explains. Ever since he took his current job, he notes, “It’s kind of been the MO to think out of the box and do different things.” For instance, Lillé Coulommiers, which is a thicker, more intense cousin of Brie, is one of several “underappreciated cheeses”

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Vermont’s food cachet is coming of age made products shows no sign of peaking — especially as it grows to encompass spirits, meat and even wine. “It’s had this strong and solid momentum for many years, but now, more than ever, it’s incredibly compelling and ‘sticky,’” says Kathy Murphy, the state’s chief marketing officer, of the Vermont brand. “The working landscape is the rooted theme for all of these products, and as that is leveraged forward, that truth is resonating.” What Murphy calls the “clean, honest, humble and natural” attributes of the state’s food brand are embodied in the precipitous growth of the 2-year-old Vermont Farmstead Cheese Company, which produces Lillé — a soft-ripened cheese that has picked up a handful of awards already.

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VFCC cheeses have a great story behind them. It begins with the banding together of a few neighbors in 2009 to save an 18acre water-buffalo farm and prevent it from becoming a slaughterhouse. “This had been a farm for a long time,” says Sharon Huntley, VFCC’s director of marketing, explaining why 14 locals hustled to form an LLC and raise more than a million dollars to buy the property from its previous owner. Once they did, a “now what?” discussion led to the decision to veer away from fluid milk and toward a value-added product, cheese. As Huntley relates VFCC’s backstory, she gazes through a window separating a hallway from the brightly lit cheese-making room, where another batch of Lillé is

that Woods and then-head cheese maker Tom Gilbert tapped to help build the VFCC brand. Woods also developed WindsorDale — crumblier and slightly tangier than cheddar — which he adapted from an 1850s Wensleydale recipe provided by an English colleague. The WindsorDale comes in a variety of flavors, including one infused with Harpoon Chocolate Stout. There’s also BrickHaus Tilsit, a cheese that originated with Dutch immigrants in Prussia; and a SugarHouse Edam speckled with fenugreek. During a visit last year, Gov. Peter Shumlin unexpectedly found himself helping craft a cheddar, a batch that VFCC then aged and dubbed Governor’s Cheddar. “He thought he was coming here for a

photo op, and we put him to work,” jokes Woods. Governor’s Cheddar recently won a bronze medal at the American Cheese Society’s 2012 awards. Bowing to the public’s appetite for flavored cheeses, Woods uses berries, jalapeño peppers and smoke to flavor some of his cheeses — which are first aged, then double-milled and re-pressed. “They’re really stellar,” Huntley notes. The awards began to arrive early, and the company’s growth has been faster than anyone anticipated. Earlier this year, VFCC opened a storage and affinage facility in nearby Windsor, in the same industrial park as Harpoon Brewery and the new distillery American Crafted Spirits. Just off Interstate 91, it’s a more visible and accessible location than tucked-away South Woodstock. It was a wise move on the company’s part: For food producers hoping to tap the ever-increasing demand for Vermont-made products, remote locations can be an obstacle. Or, as Lee Kane puts it, “Quite a few people are out in the boonies.” Kane is the New England “forager” for Whole Foods Market. He’s in charge of a team that mines for products to stock all the health-food giant’s 28 regional stores — “38 by next year,” he says. Many of those products come from Vermont. “I try to get up there as much as I can. It’s a state filled with amazing, very passionate producers, and it’s a state that is not big enough to take care of their needs,” Kane says plainly. “A lot of Vermont producers have told us that they’ve tapped out the Vermont market as much as they can. They need to expand their market in order to stay alive and grow their business.” After all, 630,000 people — or the fraction of that population that does the family grocery shopping and favors value-added products — can only buy so much Lillé. Or

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verge of failing in 2003. “I never thought I’d sell the company,” Williams says. “We never tried to get bigger; we just focused every day on trying to get better. As a result, we started to grow.” Though Woodchuck bottles three million cases of cider each year, the company still has trouble keeping up with demand, and last spring it launched a multimilliondollar expansion to add a visitor center and increase production fivefold. Then the deal appeared. While Williams chalks up the company’s success to luck as well as to the growing number of cider drinkers, the Vermont mythos has a bit to do with it, too; after all, Vermont apple juice makes it into every bottle. “We’ve tried to model the brand and the company the same way we view Vermont as a whole: good people doing good things,” Williams says. That message was so powerful that it traveled across the pond. “When we taste their cider, we recognize the same simple

principles that we are using — local farms, straightforward fermenting and no additives,” says Joris Brams, C&C’s managing director of the international division. “Though I think we fell in love through taste rather than something else first, Vermont represents a very peaceful life, a green attitude, sustainability — completely in line with what our brand stands for,” he continues. “It’s a simple story: local apples, sustainable and green.” C&C is not interested in changing a thing about Woodchuck, Brams says — not formulas, not employees and certainly not plans for new products, such as a cider aged in bourbon barrels. At the Vermont Farmstead Cheese Company, new cheeses are under development, too, as are strategic partnerships with other Vermont producers; last week, for instance, the company announced that 12v-SANSAI121212.indd 1 12/11/12 it had acquired Castleton Crackers. VFCC is committed to spreading the gospel that cheese production can help Buche Holiday transform Vermont’s flagging dairy inDe Noël Cookie Tray Chocolate, Tiramasu $12/$20 dustry and revive the working landscape. and Pumpkin Stollen $40 The company funds scholarships at area A richer sweet bread Eggnog with almonds & a mixture colleges for aspiring young dairy farmof dried fruits $12 Cheesecake ers with plans to create value-added Rich & creamy Panettone cheesecake A lightly sweet products. with the warmth of cake-like bread with eggnog spices. “We think that fluid milk is not a way golden raisins and $22 citrus peel $14 for people to make a living anymore,” marketing director Huntley says. “We want to Please visit our website, Facebook or come to the bakery for a full Holiday menu! show young farmers that [cheese making] can be profitable and to show that there is a business to be had in dairy farming.” “To see the number of Vermont dairy farms decline has been heartbreaking,” adds cheese maker Woods, who grew up in Cavendish. During his lifetime, the dairy farms in his hometown have completely 197 North Winooski Avenue disappeared. “If people know that Vermont 802.863.8278 has amazing artisanal cheese,” he says, “we www.panaderobakery.com all benefit.”

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IntErnatIonal BoutIquE: The world comes to Vermont with artisans' wares and unique toys from india, Nepal, bali and beyond. Proceeds benefit international volunteer organization Amurtel. masonic Lodge, Waitsfield, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. free. info, 496-5500.

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Improv nIght: fun-loving participants play "Whose Line is it Anyway?"-style games in an encouraging environment. spark Arts, burlington, 8-10 p.m. $7 suggested donation. info, 373-4703.

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ao! glass Works 12/12/12 CampaIgn: At their holiday store, staff discuss and display 12 glass objects designed and produced at Ao! Glass, 12 percent of profits from which benefit 12 organizations working for positive change. 197 College st., burlington, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. free. info, 488-4455, info@aoglass.com.

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makE stuff!: Defunct bicycle parts become works of art and jewelry that will be sold to raise funds and awareness. bike Recycle Vermont, burlington, 6-9 p.m. free. info, 264-9687.

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DanCE opEn housE: movers and groovers observe classes, meet instructors and learn about different styles of creative movement. Contemporary Dance & fitness studio, montpelier, 3:45-8:30 p.m. free; see cdandfs. com for class schedule. info, 229-4676.

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BEEsWax CanDlEs: City market’s general manager, Clem Nilan, teaches participants how to dip wicks into hot wax made by Vermont bees. City market, burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5-10. info, 861-9757.

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CommunIty CInEma fIlm sErIEs: Neil berkeley's documentary Beauty Is Embarrassing chronicles the life of artist Wayne White — cartoonist, illustrator, Pee-wee's Playhouse set designer and painter. A discussion follows. kellogg-Hubbard Library, montpelier, 7 p.m. free. info, 223-3338.

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WInDstonE farm: terry marron offers attendees a taste of pestos made from organic herbs grown on her Williston farm. sweet Clover market, Essex, 3-6 p.m. free. info, 872-8288.

sean Clute and Pauline Jennings have big ideas — and the ability to execute them. The pair cofounded the multimedia performance Double Vision in 2003 and have since produced a series of shows that use video, sound and dance to redefine the physical space in which they occur. An mfA in electronic music and recording media and an esteemed professional career inform Clute’s work. His experimental yet structured soundtracks complement Jennings’ internationally recognized choreography, in which she explores and questions our rapidly changing society. in the interactive Luna Eclose, audiences cast shadows with their bodies and place instructive signs on dancers, dictating their movement.

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aDult BrIDgE CluB: Players of all experience levels test their memory and strategy skills with this popular card game. milton Public Library, 1-3 p.m. free. info, 893-4644, kdulac@town. milton.vt.us. BurlIngton go CluB: folks gather weekly to play this deceptively simple, highly strategic Asian board game. uncommon Grounds, burlington, 7-9 p.m. free; bring a set if you have one. info, 860-9587, dfelcan@yahoo.com.

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mEDItatIon & DIsCussIon: Powerful energies arise from this participant-led session, followed by 20 minutes of meditation and a brief discussion. inspired yoga studios, Jay, 5:45-7 p.m. Donations accepted. info, 988-0449. nIa Class: A movement session with suzy finnefrock inspires health, fitness and exploration of human potential. burlington Dances, Chace mill, 6-7 p.m. $13. info, 522-3691.

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montpElIEr holIDay Book salE: Affordable titles of all kinds are arranged by category for easy browsing. kellogg-Hubbard Library, montpelier, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. free. info, 223-3338.

DoubLE ViSioN: LuNA EcLoSE friday, December 14, 8 p.m., at Haybarn Theatre, Goddard College, in Plainfield. $10. info, 454-8311. double-vision.org

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aspIrIng naturalIsts tEEn program: in this monthly trek into nature, teens observe changes in the landscape and learn primitive skills such as fire by friction, carving, foraging and tracking animals. shelburne farms, 4:30-7 p.m. $10-15 sliding-scale; preregister; for ages 14 to 17. info, 985-0327 , mburke@shelburnefarms.org. BaBytImE playgroup: Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. free; preregister. info, 658-3659. EnosBurg playgroup: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing and other activities. American Legion, Enosburg falls, 10-11:30 a.m. free. info, 527-5426. faIrfIElD playgroup: youngsters find entertainment in creative activities and snack

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In Harmony James Nelson and Daryl simpson hail from Northern ireland, while matthew Gilsenan grew up in the southern part of the island. Historically, their union was unlikely to occur. today, however, the members of the Celtic tenors represent change and growth — in both the ethos of their homeland and its music. Credited as the first crossover tenor act, the classically trained singers bring skill and style to the stage. Nelson’s operatic pipes seamlessly blend with simpson’s high notes and Gilsenan’s pop approach. The group performs a mix of seasonal, spiritual songs and other songs in a special holiday concert called “Winter fire and snow.”

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putting a spin on a classic ballet, moving Light Dance Company presents The Green Mountain Nutcracker, now in its sixth year. Company founder Christine harris directs the production with vermont native Avi Waring and Willow Wonder, who, like harris, relocated to the state from New york City. All accomplished dancers, the trio’s life experiences inform the story unfolding on stage. swapping the victorian parlor for an old farmhouse and formality for tie-dye, a party begins. Audiences follow young marie through a journey marked by a mysterious godfather, her adoration of a Nutcracker and the maple sugar fairy.

‘thE GrEEN mouNtAiN NutcrAckEr’ saturday, December 15, 6 p.m. and sunday, December 16, 2 p.m., at Barre opera house. $12-26. info, 476-8188. barreoperahouse.org

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David syrotiak has been living and breathing puppetry since founding the award-winning National marionette Theatre in 1967. he passed the art form to his two sons, David Jr. and peter, the family travels 45,000 miles each year, bringing its fully self-contained theater production to audiences across the country. Adaptations of popular tales include Peter Pan, Rip Van Winkle and Beauty and the Beast, for which the company earned a 2004 union internationale de la marionette Citation of Excellence. its latest production, Peter and the Wolf, employs composer sergei prokofiev’s orchestral score and stunning scenery to portray the boy and his animal friends.

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time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. HigHgate Story Hour: Gigglers and wigglers listen to age-appropriate lit. Highgate Public Library, 11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970. Holiday taleS witH linda CoStello: Kids in grades 1 to 5 listen to stories about Christmas, Hanukkah, winter solstice and Kwanzaa. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. May'S world MuSiC & MoveMent: Energetic children lace up their dancing shoes for a fun class with May Poduschnick. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. MontgoMery Story Hour: Good listeners are rewarded with an earful of tales and a mouthful of snacks. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Moving & grooving witH CHriStine: Two- to 5-year-olds jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. 10:58 AMMuSiC witH Mr. CHriS: Rug rats raise their voices to original and traditional sing-alongs with local musician Chris Dorman. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 497-7217. PajaMa Story tiMe: Evening tales send kiddos off to bed. Berkshire Elementary School, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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St. albanS PlaygrouP: Creative activities and storytelling engage young minds. NCSS Family Center, St. Albans, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Story tiMe & PlaygrouP: Read-aloud tales pave the way for themed art, nature and cooking projects. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@gmail.com. Story tiMe for 3- to 5-year-oldS: Preschoolers stretch their reading skills through activities involving puppets and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. Story tiMe witH MrS. ClauS: Little ones don their PJs to enjoy cookies and milk while Santa's wife reads holiday favorites. JCPenney Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30-7 p.m. Free; suggested donation of gently used winter outerwear. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. youtH Media lab: Aspiring Spielbergs learn about movie making with local television experts. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:304:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-4097.

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italian ConverSation grouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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joHnSon State College enSeMbleS: Students, faculty, staff and community musicians combine talents for an evening of music that explores jazz, percussion, funk and guitar. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. Middlebury CoMMunity wind enSeMble: Catherine Ott conducts a program of music by Richard Rodgers, Richard Wagner and Robert Russell Bennett, as well as holiday favorites. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168 . 'roCket SHoP' live: Jazz vocalist Jen Crowell and rock band Vedora take the stage at a monthly concert series hosted by MC Matt Gadouas. Proceeds help support Big Heavy World. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, singer-songwriter Steve Hartmann moderates a free musicians’ panel discussion at 7 p.m.; concert, 8 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, jim@bigheavyworld.com. Song CirCle: CoMMunity Sing-along witH riCH & laura atkinSon: This experienced pair of musical leaders accompanies participants' voices with a variety of instruments. No experience necessary. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5 per bowl. Info, 864-8475. LocaL Latkes: Jason Frishman of Folk Foods celebrates the season of lights by turning root veggies into these traditional pancakes with all the fixings. Sustainability Academy, Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister. Info, 861-9757. speciaLty cheese tastinG: Attendees expand their palates with samples from around the world. Sweet Clover Market, Essex, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8288.

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chess Group: Novice and expert players compete against humans, not computers. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2. Info, 324-1143.

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nourishinG our chiLDren & ourseLves: Representatives from the Nutritional Therapy Wellness Center of Vermont present healthy eating habits for parents and kids alike. Fairfax Community Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 8492420, knorwood@fwsu.org.

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cctv hoLiDay party: Community members celebrate the holiday season with sweet treats and live TV. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1645, ext. 19, kathleen@cctv. org. hoLiDay artisans Bazaar: More than 50 juried New England artists join specialtyfood producers to offer unique holiday gifts. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878. hot chocoLate hut: Folks take a break from A Very Merry Middlebury festivities to grab a cup of this cold-weather comfort drink. Cannon Park, Middlebury, 5-8 p.m. 25 cents per cup. Info, 377-3557. me2/orchestra concert & hoLiDay open house: Ronald Braunstein conducts a brief performance by this classical ensemble of musicians with mental health issues and the people who support them, followed by a partial screening and discussion of Mark Utter's film, I Am In Here. Burlington Town Center Mall, 8-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 238-8369, me2orchestra@ gmail.com. montpeLier hoLiDay Book saLe: See WED.12, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. vermont symphony orchestra Brass quintet & counterpoint: Nathaniel G. Lew conducts a performance of horns and voice ranging from medieval to modern selections, including traditional carols. Warren Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations; preregister. Info, 496-3865.

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aDvent concert series: Using harp and voice, Mary Frances Stafford brings seasonal and Celtic music to this lunchtime performance. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 12:15-12:45 p.m. Free; bring a bag lunch. Info, 864-6515. Jonathan Lorentz trio FeaturinG John LockWooD & DaviD 'scorch' caLarco: The acclaimed saxophonist joins a bassist and drummer, respectively, to blend modern jazz with blues, rock and avant-garde. Brandon Music Café, 7:30 p.m. $15; $30 includes dinner package; BYOB. Info, 465-4071, info@brandonmusic.net.

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cost oF War speaker & FiLm series: The Peace & Justice Center presents Keen State College professor Mark Timney, whose keynote lecture explores war news coverage since the Civil War. Burlington City Hall, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8 .

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'peter pan': See WED.12, 7:30 p.m. 'the christmas reveLs': Irish émigrés on the ship Glenna Troy create a memorable holiday at sea featuring a live céilidh band and dancer/choreographer Kieran Jordan. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-38; $8 children's tickets on December 13 only. Info, 603-646-2422. 'the heiLen curse': Addison Repertory Theater presents an original drama about the human spirit written by the programs' acting students. Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $7-10; for kids 12 and older. Info, 382-1036. 'tWo For christmas': Vermont playwright David Budbill's modern alternative to A Christmas Carol features two one-act plays set 500 years apart. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $16-20; for ages 6 and up. Info, 863-5966.

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BrigHt eyes Bakery: Ashleigh Collins presents different varieties of cupcakes, including vegan and gluten-free, from her Burlingtonbased business. Sweet Clover Market, Essex, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8288. Hot-CoCoa tasting: Community members gather at this small-batch food producer to sip a cold-weather comfort drink made with Ecuadorian dark chocolate. Nutty Steph's, Middlesex, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2090.

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aVoiD Falls WitH improVeD staBility: A personal trainer demonstrates daily practices for seniors concerned about their balance. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 658-7477. Forza: tHe samurai sWorD Workout: Folks channel their inner warrior in an intense fitness class. North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $8-10. Info, 578-9243.

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'9 to 5: the MuSiCal': Karen McLellan directs Lebanon High School's Wet Paint Players in a production about the daily grind, based on the 1980 movie of the same name and set to a score by Dolly Parton. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-10; free for Lebanon High School students and school district employees with ID. Info, 603-448-0400, wetpaintplayers@gmail. com. 'Peter Pan': See WED.12, 7:30 p.m. 'the BeSt ChriStMaS Pageant ever': The Valley Players' Morgan Wing stars as Beth Bradley, who, along with the rest of her family, must cast the horrid Herdman children in their church’s holiday pageant. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 6 p.m. $8-10. Info, 583-1674. 'the ChriStMaS revelS': See THU.13, 7 p.m. 'the Flying nut: a DarK & StorMy night': New England Center for Circus Arts bends and twists the classic Nutcracker tale into a quirky fantasy about magical gifts and mysterious lands. Cotton Mill Main Studio, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. $8-12; online tickets only at necenterforcircusarts.org. Info, 254-9780. 'the heilen CurSe': See THU.13, 7:30 p.m. 'two For ChriStMaS': See THU.13, 7:30 p.m.

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DanCe oPen houSe: See WED.12, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. DanCe oF the goDDeSS, DanCe oF light: Myndy Kinzie and Spyralhead Lady lead participants in creative movement that incorporates spiritual practice. Congregational Church, Charlotte, 10-11:30 a.m. $13 or trade/sliding scale. Info, 846-7576. 'green Mountain nutCraCKer': Moving Light Dance Company puts a local twist on this holiday classic — with a Vermont farmhouse and Maple Sugar Fairy taking center stage. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 6 p.m. $12-26. Info, 476-8188 . verMont'S own 'nutCraCKer': Samuel Wilson of the Dance Theatre of Harlem joins the Vermont Ballet Theater to portray the fantastical world within a young girl's Christmas Eve dream. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $21-33. Info, 863-5966.

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'town oF runnerS': Jerry Rothwell's documentary follows three young runners from the rural Ethiopian town of Bekoji, known for producing Olympic and world champions. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 3 p.m. $5-11. Info, 457-2355, splump@billingsfarm.org .

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Burlington winter FarMerS MarKet: Farmers, artisans and producers offer fresh and prepared foods, crafts and more in a bustling indoor marketplace with live music, lunch seating and face painting. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org. CaleDonia winter FarMerS MarKet: Freshly baked goods, veggies, beef and maple syrup figure prominently in displays of "shop local" options. Welcome Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3088. CaPital City winter FarMerS MarKet: Root veggies, honey, maple syrup and more change hands at an off-season celebration of locally grown food. Gymnasium, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 2232958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com. ChaMPlain iSlanDS winter FarMerS MarKet: Baked items, preserves, meats and eggs sustain shoppers in search of local goods. South Hero Congregational Church, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291. ChriStMaS CooKie walK: Attendees fill a box or bag with sweet treats at this benefit for the Congregational Church Ladies Benevolent Society. Congregational Church, Hartland, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 457-2674. FooD SaCreD & yuMMy: Ishana Ingerman introduces foodies to Sally Fallon's unique cookbook, Nourishing Traditions, providing both information and samples to taste. October Tea Room, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Donations. Info, 651-1054. hineSBurg inDoorS FarMerS MarKet: Growers sell bunched greens, pickles and pasture-raised chicken among vendors of cupcakes, crafts and pottery. Hinesburg Town Hall, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3848. holiDay wine tour: Cheers! Six Clinton County winery and cider establishments offer participants tastes of their products. Various locations, Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon-5 p.m. $10; contact 518-564-0064 for specific locations. MiDDleBury winter FarMerS MarKet: Crafts, cheeses, breads, veggies and more vie for spots in shoppers' totes. Mary Hogan Elementary School, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 247-4699, gildrienfarm@gmail.com. PittSForD winter FarMerS MarKet: Area vendors move indoors, bringing with them a variety of local food, preserves, maple products, artwork, jewelry and crafts. Lothrop Elementary School Gym, Pittsford, 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 483-2218.

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'Annie': See FRI.14, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. BreAkfAst with sAntA: BurlinGtOn: Mrs. Claus greets kids who arrive for food, ornament crafts and music, then share their holiday wishes with the man in red. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 8:30-10 a.m. $12. Info, 658-2433. BreAkfAst with sAntA: sOuth BurlinGtOn: Children gather for a morning of good eats, festive entertainment and an appearance by Kris Kringle. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $3-16.95; preregister. Info, 660-7523 . 'eAt up! A lip-sMACkinG MusiCAl treAt': See FRI.14, 7 p.m. 'Meet Me in st. lOuis': See FRI.14, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. nOrth herO tuMBle tiMe: Kiddos hit up exercise stations around the gym. North Hero Elementary School, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Open tOt GyM & infAnt/pArent plAytiMe: Snacks fuel feats of athleticism. Gymnasium, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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VerMOnt yOuth OrChestrA ChOrus & COnCert ChOrAle: Jeffrey Buettner conducts "Folklore and Fairytale," which explores the connection between storytelling and song. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $7-12. Info, 863-5966. zAni & GABO lewis: The Burlington-based brothers, ages 8 and 11, give a holiday-themed performance on cello and violin, respectively. Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6458 .

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'9 tO 5: the MusiCAl': See FRI.14, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. 'lOnely plAnet': Bonnie Cleverley directs fellow students in her senior project about the emotional territory between two gay men and their fear of AIDS. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 1 p.m. & 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. 'peter pAn': See WED.12, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. 'peter AnD the wOlf': The award-winning National Marionette Theater presents this classic Russian tale of a boy and his animals friends, with whom he captures a wolf. See calendar spotlight. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-5966. 'the Best ChristMAs pAGeAnt eVer': See FRI.14, 6 p.m. 'the ChristMAs reVels': See THU.13, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. 'the flyinG nut: A DArk & stOrMy niGht': See FRI.14, 1 p.m. & 5 p.m. 'the heilen Curse': See THU.13, 7:30 p.m. the Met: liVe in hD series: Robert Alagna stars as Radamès opposite soprano Olga Borodina in the role of princess Amneris in a broadcast production of Verdi's Aida. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 1 p.m. $1218. Info, 518-523-2512. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 1 p.m. $10-24. Info, 382-9222. 'twO fOr ChristMAs': See THU.13, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

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'a VerMonT holiday: songs & sTories oF The season': See SAT.15, 5 p.m. 'chrisTMas around The world': Local choirs perform carols before a pageant depicting different cultural traditions. Proceeds benefit Hurricane Sandy victims. St. Bridget's Catholic Church, West Rutland, 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 438-2490. chrisTMas aT The FarM: See SAT.15, 10 a.m.3:30 p.m. chrisTMas in swanTon Village Park: 'Tis the season! Folks gather to meet Montgomery Adventures' dogsled team and peruse titles in a book mobile, followed by a tree lighting and caroling. Grand Ave, Swanton, 1-6 p.m. Free. Info, 782-3795. classic counTry Band: The six-piece group performs festive oldies at a Christmas dance with refreshments, raffles and prizes. Eagles Club, Milton, 1-5 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5732. coMMuniTy chrisTMas concerT: Rufus C. Patrick directs the South County Chorus, Hinesburg Artist Series Orchestra and special guests Sarah Cullins, Daniel Gavaria and Thomas Cannizzaro in traditional and contemporary holiday songs. St. Jude Catholic Church, Hinesburg, 4:30 p.m. Donations and nonperishable food items. Info, 482-3280. holiday arTisans Bazaar: See THU.13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. holiday dinner & FesTiVal: A buffet dinner of turkey and ham complements local entertainment and an appearance by Santa at this 30th annual community event. Requests for transportation and home delivery must be received by December 14. Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2432. holiday gala: Johnson State College chorale and chamber singers perform seasonal music with the school's jazz ensemble, salsa dancers and men's a cappella group. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476. holiday oPen house: Attendees sample food and wine while listening to music and perusing local products. Amazing Grace Vineyard & Winery, Chazy, N.Y., 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-2154044 .

holiday sPecTacular: South Burlington Community Chorus presents a family-friendly evening of contemporary music complemented by good eats and a silent auction. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, dinner at 5:30 p.m.; concert at 7:30 p.m. $5-20 includes concert and dessert; $20-50 for concert and dinner. Info, 864-4108. liVe naTiViTy & chrisTMas Musical: Families take in a very merry scene and seasonal songs before refreshments. Daybreak Community Church, Colchester, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 338-9118. 'Music in a greaT sPace': William Tortolano directs the Vermont Gregorian Chant Schola in a program of chants, classical selections and seasonal carols. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 4 p.m. $5-10. Info, 654-2508. sanTa ski day: Kris Kringle impersonators swarm the slopes. No skimping on costumes. Arrive at guest services fully dressed. Bolton Valley Resort, Bolton Valley, 10 a.m. Free for those in Santa costumes. Info, 877-926-5866. souTh end holiday shoP: See FRI.14, noon-4 p.m. willeM lange: The acclaimed storyteller and radio personality brings Scrooge and Tiny Tim to life with a reading of A Christmas Carol. Christ Church, Montpelier, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3631.

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French conVersaTion grouP: diManches: Parlez-vous français? Speakers practice the tongue at a casual, drop-in chat. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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Full circle recorders: Five women perform Celtic, renaissance and medieval music for the holidays using a variety of instruments and their voices. Mount Mansfield Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, Jericho, 4 p.m. Donations of nonperishable food items. Info, 658-6536 . green MounTain Mahler FesTiVal: oPen choral rehearsal: Singers who wish to lend their voices to a New Year's Day performance of Beethoven's Ninth at St. Michael's College join fellow classical enthusiasts. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free; preregister at vtmahler.org. Info, 8640788, wharw32487@aol.com. TiM eriksen: New City Galerie and Young Tradition Vermont present the acclaimed multi-instrumentalist, who performs selections from his recent album, Star in the East. William Lee Ellis opens. New City Galerie, Burlington, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $8-10; space is limited. Info, 7352542, newcitygalerie@gmail.com.

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'9 to 5: the musical': See FRI.14, 2 p.m. 'if You ever leave me. . . i'm GoinG With You!': Emmy Award winners Renée Taylor and Joe Bologna star in this comedic homage to marriage and show business. Proceeds benefit the restoration of the Barnard General Store. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 3 p.m. $38-40. Info, 457-3981. 'Peter Pan': See WED.12, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. 'Peter and the Wolf': See SAT.15, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. 'the Best christmas PaGeant ever': See FRI.14, 2 p.m. 'the christmas revels': See THU.13, 1 p.m. & 5 p.m. 'the flYinG nut: a dark & stormY niGht': See FRI.14, 1 p.m. & 5 p.m. 'the heilen curse': See THU.13, 2 p.m.

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FlOrEnTinE cOOkiEs: Italian cooking instructor Adele Dienno teaches participants to make two varieties of these deceptively simple, gluten-free treats. Sustainability Academy, Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister. Info, 861-9757.

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cHEss clUb: Checkmate! Players of all ages and abilities apply expert advice from a skilled instructor to games with others. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 8492420, knorwood@fwsu.org.

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crEaTivE TUEsDays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FairFax sTOry HOUr: Good listeners up to age 6 are rewarded with tales, crafts and activities. Fairfax Community Library, Fairfax, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. HigHgaTE sTOry HOUr: See WED.12, 10-11 a.m. MUsic WiTH rObErT: Music lovers of all ages join sing-alongs with Robert Resnik. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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ricHFOrD playgrOUp: Rug rats let their hair down for tales and activities. Cornerstone Bridges to Life Community Center, Richford, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. sciEncE & sTOriEs: WinTEr TrEEs: Little ones learn about the evergreens that add color to the landscape all winter long. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free with admisison; $9.50-12.50. Info, 877-324-6386. sTOry TiME FOr 3- TO 5-yEar-OlDs: See WED.12, 10-10:45 a.m. sTOry TiME FOr babiEs & TODDlErs: Picture books, songs, rhymes and puppets arrest the attention of kids under 3. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WillisTOn sTOry HOUr: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 gather for entertaining tales and creative projects. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WinOOski prEscHOOl sTOryTiME: Tykes listen to stories and participate in games, arts and crafts related to the theme "Music to My Ears." Winooski Memorial Library, 10:30 a.m. Free; for kids ages 2 to 5. Info, 655-6424.

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MakE sTUFF!: See WED.12, 6-9 p.m. OpEn kniT & crOcHET: Stitch and tell: Fiber fans work on current projects in good company. Kaleidoscope Yarns, Essex Junction, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 288-9200.

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EvErgrEEns FOr bODy carE & MEDicinal UsE: Class participants discover recipes and goodies that capture the conifers' distinct aroma. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $510; preregister. Info, 861-9757. MEDiTaTiOn & DiscUssiOn: See WED.12, 5:45-7 p.m. nia class: See WED.12, 6-7 p.m.

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grEEn MOUnTain MEn's cHOrUs OpEn rEHEarsals: Looking to lift spirits through music? The singing group welcomes new voices for its performances throughout the holiday season. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595.

babyTiME playgrOUp: See WED.12, 10:30 a.m.-noon. EnOsbUrg playgrOUp: See WED.12, 10-11:30 a.m. FairFiElD playgrOUp: See WED.12, 10-11:30 a.m. HigHgaTE sTOry HOUr: See WED.12, 11:15 a.m. MOving & grOOving WiTH cHrisTinE: See WED.12, 11-11:30 a.m. sT. albans playgrOUp: See WED.12, 9-10:30 a.m. sTOry TiME & playgrOUp: See WED.12, 1011:30 a.m. sTOry TiME FOr 3- TO 5-yEar-OlDs: See WED.12, 10-10:45 a.m. sTOry TiME WiTH Mrs. claUs: See WED.12, 6:30-7 p.m.

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FrEncH cOnvErsaTiOn grOUp: Beginnerto-intermediate French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Halvorson's Upstreet Café, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195. paUsE-caFé FrEncH cOnvErsaTiOn: Francophiles of all levels speak the country's language at a drop-in conversation. Mr. Crêpe, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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WOlFgang MiEDEr: As part of the Gingerbread House Exhibit and Competition, the UVM professor of German and Folklore presents "Hansel and Gretel: Grim(m) Variations on a Popular Fairy Tale." Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

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bOOk DiscUssiOn: sOUTHErn WriTErs: Readers consider how Zora Neale Hurston's Jonah's Gourd Vine: A Novel portrays the lower half of the United States. Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.

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kEllEy MarkETing MEETing: Marketing, advertising, communications, social media and design professionals brainstorm ideas for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495.

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grEEn MOUnTain TablE TEnnis clUb: See WED.12, 7-10 p.m. Trapp nOrDic cUp 2012-13: Race against the clock in the first of 12 weekly, nordic 5K skate and/or timed trials at the home of the first cross-country ski center in the U.S. Trapp Family Lodge Nordic Center, Stowe, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $8 plus trail pass. Info, 253-5719, pm@trappfamily. com.

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PAINTING: OIL: Weekly on Tue., Jan. 29-Apr. 2, 6:30-9 p.m. No class Feb. 26 or Mar. 5. Cost: $225/BCA members; $250/nonmembers. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info:. Learn how to paint with nontoxic, water-soluble oils. With an emphasis on studio work, this class will consist of fun exercises. Discover a variety of painting techniques and learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to your work. BCA provides glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. Instructor: Linda Jones.

Lessons also avail. in St. Albans. Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, FirstStepDance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary.

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TAIKO, DJEMBE, CONGAS & BATA!: Location: Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: Stuart Paton, 999-4255, spaton55@gmail.com. Call for Thursday 9:30 a.m. conga class location. Friday 5 p.m. conga and 6 p.m. djembe classes are walkin classes for $15/class. Drums are provided. Call to schedule your own classes!

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DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style, on-one and on-two, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $13/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DSANTOS VT SALSA: Mon. evenings: beginner class 7-8 p.m., intermediate 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $10 /1-hr. class. Location: Movement Studio, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt. com. Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now! LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Cost: $50 /4-wk. class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington.

DOING CHANGE: COMPONENTS OF PERSONAL TRANSFORMATION: Weekly on Thu., Jan. 10-Jan. 31, 7-9 p.m. Snow date Feb. 7. Cost: $60 /4 2-hr. classes. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 2447909. No one likes change, but it is an inevitable part of living. Learn how to “wake up” and handle the major transformations that we will soon be facing in this experiential, exercise-based course. Led by Sue Mehrtens. INTRODUCTION TO WORKING WITH SYMBOLS: Weekly on Mon., Jan. 7-Jan. 28, 7-9 p.m. Snow date Feb. 4. Cost: $60 /4 2-hr. classes. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 2447909. Learn how to recognize, interpret and work with the images that form the basis of art, creativity and your dream life in this workshop suitable for CEUs. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

10:30-11:30 a.m.; Wed. 26, 6:307:30 p.m. Thu. 27, 4:30-5:30 p.m.; Fri. 28, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Cost: $15 /Dec. 17-Jan. 1 classes are $5-10 donation-based. 1st class is always free during this period. Location: BarSculpt at Core Studio, 208 Flynn Ave, Unit 3K, Burlington. Info: BarSculpt (Burlington Barre), Liz Sheridan, 908-612-6219, liz@burlingtonbarrevt.com, burlingtonbarrevt. com. BarSculpt was inspired by the Lotte Berk Method. These classes bring together the disciplines of Pilates, yoga and sports conditioning. BarSculpt is ideal and challenging for all fitness and age levels. BarSculpt integrates the fat burning format of interval training, the muscle shaping technique of isometrics and the elongating aspects of dance and ballet conditioning. This class will lift your seat, flatten your abs and tone your arms. Other key benefits a student can receive are increased metabolic rate, increased bone density, nonimpact workout, quick results, improved posture and flexibility. NIA: Tues./Thurs./Sat. 8:30 a.m. Cost: $13 /1-hr. class. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St, Burlington. Info: Rebecca Boedges, 922-2400, rboedges@ hotmail.com, rebeccaboedges. com. Mind/body fitness that will change your life! Joyful movement for the body and soul. Fusion fitness that incorporates dance, martial arts and the healing arts with a focus on joy. Love your body, love your life! Join me.

Burlington. Info: flynnarts.org. Build skills and find a creative release in a supportive environment led by professional teaching artists. Discover your inner spark and potential! AUDITIONS FOR ADULT CABARET PROGRAM AND TEEN SHOW CHOIR: Jan. 5 Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: flynnarts.org. Adults work on honest delivery of meaningful material while rehearsing toward performance of an original cabaret. Teens develop “triple threat” skills in acting, singing and dancing as a dynamic ensemble. Both groups perform in FlynnSpace in May. Audition info online. KIDS AND TEENS CLASSES: Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: flynnarts.org. Kids’ and teens’ acting, dance, creative play, jazz music and musical theater classes start in January. Ages 4-18, plus a parent/child music class for infants and toddlers. Nurturing teaching artists, imaginative journeys and social/emotional growth for everyone, plus serious skill development for aspiring performers! DANCE CLASSES: Classes start in Jan. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: flynnarts.org. Classes for teens and adults. Modern, jazz (Afromodern, cabaret and varied styles), hip-hop (reggae fusion & Sassy Ladies’ class), tap, ballet (including pointe), and repertory, composition and performance. Drop-ins possible only if classes do not fill, and many popular classes fill quickly, so register ASAP!

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health MINDFUL RESOLUTIONS RETREAT: Jan. 12, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $150 /person. Location: Dharma Door Retreat Center, Underhill, VT. Info: Trail to Wellness, LLC, Susan Whitman, 923-6070, susan@trailtowellness.com, trailtowellness.com. A day devoted to mindfulness, movement and motivation. Use this day to take a step back from your busy life, mindfully look at where you are and imagine where you want to be. Includes three personal coaching sessions in the coming months to help you take action to get there!

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$280 /$30 deposit required. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, 252 Main Street, Montpelier. Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, 224-7100, info@ vtherbcenter.org, vtherbcenter. org. Discover the many different levels at which the environment interfaces with human beings. Examine basic chemical structures, study the fundamentals of cell biology, and explore solubility, extraction, and absorption to gain a rich and nuanced understanding of the actions of what we put into our bodies. Taught by Guido Mase. Wisdom of the herbs school: Now accepting applications for Wisdom Eight-Month Certification Program, Apr. 20-21, May 18-19, Jun. 15-16, Jul. 13-14, Aug. 10-11, Sep. 7-8, Oct. 5-6 & Nov. 2-3, 2013. Tuition: $1750; nonrefundable deposit: $250; payment plan: $187.50/ mo. Applications for Wild Edibles spring term: Apr. 28, May 26, Jun. 23, 2013. Tuition: $300. VSAC nondegree grants avail. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local wild edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

horticulture holiday boxWood tree: Dec. 14, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $35 /2-hour class. Location: City Market, 82 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington. Info: Lisa Nelson, 720-203-0853, lisa.nelson@ vycc.org. Boxwood trees are a holiday favorite for everyone! Whether plain or traditionally decorated, these trees are a delightful centerpiece that will last throughout the holiday season, and you can create this masterpiece yourself in one fun workshop. Donna Covais, Registered Horticultural Therapist and Master Gardener will guide you every step of the way.

language alloNs-y et boNNe aNNee! freNch classes for Preschoolers, yoUth & adUlts: Preschool FRART! Jan. 11-Feb. 15, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Youth Afterschool FRART! Jan. 16-Feb. 20, 3:45-5:15 p.m. Adult Adv. Beg., Jan. 15-Mar. 19, 6:45-8:15 p.m. Adult Intermediate, Jan. 15-Mar. 19, 5-6:30 p.m. Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., 3rd floor, Burlington. Info: 2337676, maggiestandley@yahoo. com, wingspanpaintingstudio. com/classes. Immerse yourself in a beautiful, supportive and fun environment learning French and opening new doors. New Sessions begin January. Maggie Standley, fluent speaker and experienced instructor has lived in Paris and West Africa.

aNNoUNciNG sPaNish classes: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 5851025, spanishparavos@gmail. com, spanishwaterburycenter. com. Spanish classes starting Jan. 7-10. Our sixth year. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking. Lesson packages for travelers. Specializing in lessons for young children; they love it! See our website or contact us for details.

strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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aikido: Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal & Light), Burlington. Info: 9518900, burlingtonaikido.org. This Japanese martial art is a great method to get in shape and relieve stress. Adult classes meet 7 days a week. Classes for Adults, Teens and Children. We also offer morning classes for new students. Study with Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 6th degree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified Aikido teacher. Visitors are always welcome. aikido classes: New: Tue. afternoon Children’s Class (6-12 yo) 4:15-5:15 p.m. Starts Dec. 4. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Aikido trains body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and strong center within flowing movement, martial sensibility with compassionate presence, respect for others, and confidence in oneself. Vermont Aikido invites you to explore this graceful martial art in a safe, supportive environment. martial Way self-defeNse ceNter: Please visit website for schedule. Location: Martial Way Self Defense Center, 3 locations, Colchester, Milton, St. Albans. Info: 893-8893, martialwayvt. com. Beginners will find a comfortable and welcoming environment, a courteous staff, and a nontraditional approach that values the beginning student as the most important member of the school. Experienced martial artists will be impressed by our instructors’ knowledge and humility, our realistic approach, and our straightforward and fair tuition and billing policies. We are dedicated to helping every member achieve his or her highest potential in the martial arts. Kempo, Jiu-Jitsu, MMA, Wing Chun, Arnis, Thinksafe Self-Defense. VermoNt braZiliaN JiUJitsU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, Julio@bjjusa. com, vermontbjj.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances

iNtrodUctioN to mysticism: Weekly on Wed., Jan. 9-Jan. 30, 7-9 p.m. Snow date Feb. 6. Cost: $60 /4 2-hr. classes. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. This experiential course explores the nature and features of mysticism and what it means to be a “mystic” via a series of readings and exercises. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. learN to meditate: Meditation instruction avail. Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Meditation sessions on Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m. & Mon.Thu., 6-7 p.m. The Shambhala Cafe meets the 1st Sat. of ea. mo. for meditation & discussions, 9 a.m.-noon. An Open House occurs every 3rd Fri. evening of ea. mo., 7-9 p.m., which incl. an intro to the center, a short dharma talk & socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

photography iNtro to NatUre PhotoGraPhy: Jan. 19, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $145 /8-hr. class. Location: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops, TBA, Central Vermont. Info: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops, Kurt Budliger, 2234022, info@kurtbudligerphotography.com, greenmtnphotoworkshops.com. Ever wonder how professional photographers create those stunning images you see in magazines, calendars and books? Join professional photographer Kurt Budliger as he sheds light on the secrets. Beyond lots of inspiring imagery, this workshop will give participants practical take-home skills to help master exposure/metering, composition and working with light.


psychology Winter Blues & sAD treAtment: Wed. 6-8 p.m., Jan. 9-Mar. 6 or Sat. 10-noon, Jan. 12-Mar 9. Cost: $240 /2-hr., 8-wk. class. Location: Exquisite Mind Psychotherapy and Meditation Studio, 88 King Street, Suite 101, Burlington. Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 660-8043, exquisitemind@ me.com, exquisitemind.com. cognitivebehavioral therapy (cBT) is an efffective treatment for winter blues and saD. combined with

mindfulness, cBT skills are portable √¢?? you can carry them for the rest of your life and you don’t need to sit in front of an expensive light box everyday.

spirituality liFe is A sPirituAl treAsure Hunt: Jan. 12, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $75 /8-hr. class. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. learn to recognize the exciting clues in nature that surround us in our daily lives and help us understand the path we have chosen in this workshop that combines lecture, discussion and readings. led by susan ackerman, teacher, counselor and author.

tai chi HWA Yu tAi CHi/mOntPelier: Jan. 7-Apr. 29, 5-6 p.m., Weekly

on Mon. Cost: $150 /15-week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St, 3rd floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 456-1983, grhayes1956@ comcast.net. Hwa Yu Tai chi winter-spring semester runs 15 weeks. Beginners welcome. come in from the cold, breathe easy, get grounded, let your energy flow. enjoy the many benefits of Tai chi. Fully commit to the path of least resistance; discover renewed calm and coordination. snAke-stYle tAi CHi CHuAn: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility,

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YAng-stYle tAi CHi: Wed., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m. $16/class, $60/mo. Beginners welcome. New 8-week beginners session starts on Wed., Jan. 9, 5:30 p.m. $125/8 classes. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Immediate right turn after railroad tracks. Follow the curve, then turn right & go through the parking lot, passing Express Appliances. Turn left at the end of the brick building & you will find a Tai Chi sign on your left. Info: 434-2960. Tai chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. For more info, 735-5465 or 434-2960.

evOlutiOn YOgA: $14/class, $130/class card, $5-10/community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt. com. evolution Yoga offers a variety of classes in a supportive atmosphere: beginner, advanced, kids, babies, post- and prenatal, community classes, and workshops. Vinyasa, Kripalu, core, Breast cancer survivor and alignment classes. certified teachers, massage and PT, too. Join our yoga community and get to know the family you choose. HOt YOgA BurlingtOn: Get hot—2 for-1 offer. Mon., Wed. & Fri.: 5-6 p.m; Sat. 10-11 a.m. Cost: $14 /1st 2 classes, multi-class cards avaliable. Location: North End Studio B, 294 N Winooski Ave, , Old North End, Burlington. Info: 999-9963, hotyogaburlingtonvt.com. Hot Yoga Burlington

offers creative vinyasa style yoga featuring practice in the Barkan Method Hot Yoga TM in a 95 degree heated studio accompanied by eclectic music. Try something different! lAugHing river YOgA: classes 7 days/wk. Cost: $5/13/class, 10-class card $115, monthly unlimited $130. Location: Laughing River Yoga, Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: 343-8119, laughingriveryoga. com. compassionate and skilled instructors offer Kripalu, Jivamukti, Vajra, Vinyasa, Yin, Restorative, Yoga Dance, Yoga Teacher Training and more. Deepen your practice with sunday morning intensives or one of our beautiful yoga retreats, including a week of yoga in Nosara, costa Rica, February 24-March 2. all bodies and abilities welcome.m

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ONG BEFORE HE WAS FIXTURE IN WILCO OR Rolling Stone named him one of the 100 greatest guitarists of all time (and Spin among the top 50), Nels Cline worked in relative obscurity. But since joining Wilco in 2004, his talents have become known to audiences beyond just avant-garde jazz aficionados and serious guitar geeks. That increased visibility has shed light on Cline’s numerous other projects, from his improvisational jazz trio, the Nels Cline Singers, to myriad collaborations with the likes of Tim Berne, Charlie Haden, Yoko Ono and Thurston Moore, among many others. His latest endeavor is an improvisational project with 24-year-old guitar phenom Julian Lage. Unlike much of Cline’s work, which often includes all manner of loops and effects-pedal wizardry, he and Lage are playing it straight, so to speak, exploring the limits of free improvisation with nothing more than a pair of hollow-bodied guitars and a touch of reverb. In advance of his performance with Lage at Club Metronome on Wednesday, December 19, Seven Days spoke with Cline by phone from Baltimore, following his gig with free-jazz composer Ben Goldberg.

SEVEN DAYS: You only recently met Julian, correct? NELS CLINE: That’s true. I met him a few months ago through [ jazz guitarist] Jim Hall, who is one of my favorite guitarists. I didn’t know anything about Julian, mostly just overhearing people talking about him: “Oh, he’s marvelous. He’s only 24!” So I YouTubed him, and that was pretty mind-blowing. But then I met him, and he’s such a lovely guy. His playing is jaw-dropping, but I realized he has an interest in playing improvised music as well as his ability to play all kinds of organized music. So we started playing together. SD: I imagine that means you guys are feeling each other out in the moment, onstage. How is that musical relationship evolving? NC: Well, we’ve actually only played three gigs, all in New York. And this tour doesn’t start for another week. So it will be interesting to see what happens after multiple exposures. There is a lot of improvising. But I have to say, without sounding overly hyperbolic … actually, that’s redundant, isn’t it? SD: A little. NC: Anyway, the symbiosis was so immediate that it feels like we’ve been playing together for a long time. But we are still feeling out a body of work to use as part of our improvised world. Julian, who writes music every day, is starting to bring in what I call “squibs,” short pieces that are open-ended enough to be bridges to different kinds of improvising or, in some cases, to stand OUT OF THE LOOP

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Apropos of nothing, the late, great BTV zine Good Citizen recently joined Facebook. For the uninitiated, GC was a nifty local publication/record label that covered Vermont music in the mid to late 1990s and was an indispensable rag for anyone interested in local rockin’. I mention this not because joining social media suddenly qualifies as news — it doesn’t — but because following their posts for the last few weeks has been (especially for local rockers and fans of a certain vintage) an unbelievable blast from the past. Whether posting pics of bygone bands such as screaming BroccoLi, famous Potato and the fags or old calendars from Club Toast, the original Higher Ground and Club Metronome, it’s been a welcome walk down memory lane. Seriously, look at the monster bands that graced those schedules, often with local supporting acts. But I think there is value, too, in checking out GC for those who weren’t around during that era. GC has become a sort of time capsule for Vermont music in a defining period — and one with direct ties to the current one, by the way. Those who forget history … blah, blah, blah. I’ve long held a theory that the local music scene is cyclical in nature. We have peaks where it seems like a dozen different bands are on the verge of breaking out and valleys where it feels like not a whole lot is happening. That theory has been reinforced by some writings I’ve done in recent

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You guys are good. In last week’s column, I bemoaned the lack of early word on impending holiday shows this Christkwanzukkah season, noting that I’d heard of but two measly halls slated to be decked, musically speaking. Lo and behold, my inbox was subsequently filled with announcements regarding a number of holiday ho-ho-hoedowns slated for the coming weeks. It’s a Christmas miracle! (As an aside, that got me once again wondering if perhaps this column has some sort of divine wish-granting power for its author. In case it does, I’d also like to see the Black Keys in Burlington, to meet Penelope Cruz, and for the Red Sox to sign at least one free agent who isn’t in his thirties and/or coming off a bad year. OK, and peace on earth. And a pony.) This week, there are two such holiday shows on the list, both of which promise to be naughty. Niiiice and naughty. The first comes to us this Friday, December 15, by way of dJ disco Phantom and the elves at ArtsRiot.com. The show goes down at AR’s spiffy new studio on Pine Street in Burlington and features a veritable Hot Toys of 2012 list — the toys in this case would be local bands and DJs, of course … and yes, I’m quickly running out of holiday material. It’s about to get X-mas-sweater ugly here, folks. Leading the way like Rudolph on a foggy Christmas Eve — I told you it was gonna get ugly — is Drag City recording artist soPhia KnaPP (ex-Lights, currently of cLiffie swan), who is touring in support of her critically acclaimed new solo record, Into the Waves. For the new record, Knapp channeled her inner stevie nicKs, juxtaposing the fLeetwood mac singer’s luxuriant style with a laid-back indie sensibility. The result is a pretty swell listen. Also on the bill are sLow oceans, the new collaboration between disco-rock diva heLoise wiLLiams and electro-pop phenom aLexandra haLL — aka tooth ache. — that debuted at the BCA Center last month. They’ll be joined by doom-y spook-rock trio gLoaming, the fontaneLLes and sharK victim, as well as a cadre of DJs including Disco Phantom, snaKefoot, Juscaus and Pen west. Moving on to the Most Dangerous Toys of 2012, it’s a Metal Monday Christmas at Nectar’s on Monday, December 17, as the weekly local metal showcase eviscerates, er, celebrates the season with an all-out, all-star bash. The lineup is bloated like Santa’s belly with MM regulars, including vaPorizer, savage hen, Knights of crinitus, vuLtures of cuLt, musicaL mansLaughter, s’iva, BoiL the whore, angeL Bones and fiLthy minutes of fame, with more reportedly to be booked in the coming days. You can expect metal versions of holiday classics — speaking of which, I demand someone does sLayer’s “Reigning Blood” in sync with that awesome Christmas Light YouTube video. Looking at you, amadis. But wait, there’s more! The show will also feature a club-wide Yankee swap, with presents stacked under an upside-down Christmas tree that will be — I’m not making this up — suspended from the ceiling. Additionally, the first 75 people through the door will get a free Santa hat, which I can only assume will be made out of red leather. Seasons beatings!


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lEvity : Fun & Games Night, 8 p.m., Free. ManHattan Pizza & Pub: Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. MOnkEy HOusE: cephallic Orange, Abaddon, Boil the Whore, (metal), 9 p.m., $10. 18+.

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nEctar's: Linda Bassick and Tickle Belly (rock), 6:30 p.m., $5. What a Joke! comedy Open mic (standup), 7 p.m., Free. mind the Gap, Radio underground (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. On taP bar & grill: Pine street Jazz, 7 p.m., Free. raDiO bEan: Hee Hawk (jazz-folk), 5:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. rED squarE: The Pilgrims (rock), 7

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bagitOs: Acoustic Blues Jam with the usual suspects, 6 p.m., Free. PurPlE MOOn Pub: seth Eames with miriam Bernardo (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. skinny PancakE: Don and Jenn (acoustic), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation. WHaMMy bar: Open mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

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nEctar's: Trivia mania with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. Tomorrow Never Knows (Beatles tribute), 9:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

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years about bands from even earlier eras of VT music — the N-ZONES reunion this year, for example. A common thread that emerges is that every generation thinks their era was the best. And, as perusing GC’s Facebook page reveals, maybe they’re all right. In any event, if you’re curious about local music history, it’s a good place to start. (Here’s another wish I hope the column genie will grant. One of the coolest things GC ever did was release a pair of compilations called Burlington Does Burlington, in which local bands covered other local bands. The PANTS covered PHISH. BELIZBEHA covered the Pants. BARBACOA covered ENVY. STEVE BLAIR covered SLUSH. It was awesome, and it’s an idea whose time has come again. I want to hear RYAN POWER cover LYNGUISTIC CIVILIANS. I want to hear Lynguistic Civilians cover BLUE BUTTON, or maybe PARMAGA. How about BARIKA covering NUDA VERITAS or WAYLON SPEED covering MARYSE SMITH? Get on it, people. Also, a pony.)

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when it comes to funk bands, including the word “funk” in their names. Well, we have a new contender in the most egregious use of the pun: WHO’DA FUNK IT? They’ll be at Radio Bean on Saturday, December 15, after which I’m imagining AARON BURROUGHS and FUNKWAGON will challenge the band to a Jets vs. Sharks-style brawl on North Winooski Avenue. Last but not least, I’ve just been notified that TOBY KEITH is coming to the 2013 Champlain Valley Fair. The country superstar last appeared in VT on the same fairgrounds stage in 2008. I’d be lying if I said some part of me — likely my freedom bone — wasn’t excited about this development. Tickets go on sale this Friday, December 14.

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The final episode in season two of Seven Days’ music interview podcast, “Tour Date with DJ Llu,” features … um, me, actually. In this week’s pod, Llu grills yours truly on the “10 Best Vermont Singles of 2012.” Frankly, I’d prefer to call it “10 Really Awesome Local Songs From 2012 You Should Hear Because the Term “Best” Is Really Subjective and There Were at Least Three Times As Many Songs I Would Have Been Happy to Include.” Doesn’t quite have the same ring, though, I guess. Anyway, I hope you’ll tune in and check it out (7d. blogs.com/tour_date). There has been an overwhelming amount of great music made in VT this year, and in the coming weeks we’ll be highlighting as much of it as we can.

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SD: You’re well known for using a crazy amount of effects and pedals. But this is just a guitar plugged into an amp, with no effects. Why strip down so much? NC: Without getting overly autobiographical, when I met Julian I was at an aesthetic burnout with myself. I was really not digging my own playing. I was tired. So there was something rejuvenating about what Julian and I have been doing. For one, he kicked my ass. I don’t know if you’re aware of how he plays, but he’s quite a virtuoso. He’s kind of frightening in terms of what he is able to play, but also how musical it is. So I wanted to go more toward his world rather than the other way around. I wanted to be very direct and just about the notes. We’re playing electric guitars, but we’ll still mic the guitars, because we’re playing arch-top, hollow-bodied electrics. Without my wiggle on the whammy bar, or the distortion and loops or whatever, we get to this kind of chamber-music sound. It’s very intimate, and there are a lot of notes being played. I think it should be tamberly pleasing.

SD: You spent the first 20-plus years of your career in relative obscurity, outside of maybe hard-core guitarheads. But then Wilco raised your profile almost overnight. Was that a strange experience? NC: No. It’s pretty cool, actually. I wasn’t trying to become super well known, but I wasn’t trying to live in obscurity, either. But other than the fact that I’m not broke anymore, I live my life the same way as I did. I don’t get up in the morning and check the internet to see how many millions of people think I’m really cool this week. I have the same aspirations I’ve always had. It’s cool because it allows me to walk in these different worlds, which is always what I was trying to do before. Just playing a whole bunch of music with people I like. And that’s still what I do, only now one of those projects happens to be a band that a lot of people care about and follow. The other thing about Wilco is that we’re just normal dudes, and we’re friends. We’re kind of nerds. It’s not like I jumped into some lavish rock-and-roll lifestyle. It’s like-minded individuals finding each other. And that’s like a lot of things I’ve gotten to do musically, and continue to do, like playing with Julian or meeting the woman who turned out to be my wife but who I played music with, Yuka Honda. Or all the people I play with in New York or my friends in California … It’s all kind of just more. So the improvising life has sort of ramped up, like the rock-and-roll life. The fact that people know more about me hopefully makes it possible to draw a few extra people to these improvised-music gigs, like playing with Ben Goldberg last night. Maybe a few Wilco fans came out and maybe didn’t even like it. But at least they gave it a shot, because they probably wouldn’t know about that band otherwise. So that makes me happy … But it’s not like it’s super packed, because there’s fancy boy on the guitar over there. m


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Next, “So Good” features a duet with Doll Fight! singer Christine Mathias. Over a breezy Hawaiian progression, the duo espouses the virtues of creamy, dreamy coconuts, with Mathias cooing in a girlish — and kinda creepy — Betty a locally owned Boop croon, while Bobcat responds in a kitchen & gift market low and equally creepy basso profundo. www.KissTheCook.net The album continues in increasingly off-kilter fashion, from the electrorock jitter of “Geographic Tongue” 6v-KTC121212.indd 1 12/10/12 and the twisted “Beyond Repair” to the oddly touching ballad “My Eternity” and deconstructed flute-funk of “Intellectual Graffiti.” It’s an aural workout just to keep up. But there are moments — the absurdist punk anthem “Our Tracks,” for instance — when the effort is worth it. No Tails is not an easily accessible work by any measure. But amid the chaos, there is some sort of queer ingenuity at the core of Tommy Bobcat’s ponderous record. No Tails by Tommy Bobcat is available at tommybobcat.bandcamp. com. Tommy Bobcat plays Nectar’s on Tuesday, December 18.

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When last we left Tommy Bobcat, the Guides for the Future bassist had released a touching tribute to his late mother, For Karen.. Composed of instrumental suites of a decidedly ethereal and experimental nature, the album was a wordless rumination on life, death and grief that carried significant emotional weight on a bed of shifting soundscapes. It was an unusual, and unusually profound, work. On his latest effort, No Tails, Bobcat again presents a curious collection of sprawling sounds and ideas. It is ambitious in both size and scope. Unlike For Karen, however, the album lacks an identifiable thematic thread. The result is a hodgepodge of abstract concepts that, while often fascinating individually, lack cohesion and make for a jarring listen all together. The record begins with the sounds of a ticking clock and a pulsing heartbeat, juxtaposed with a guitar arpeggio over a swell of synth tones. Those melodic elements then de-tune, modulating

now, they’re quickly achieving regular rotation in my grown-up iTunes library. It’s true of most art, but the best punk music is a distillation of raw emotion. Part of the reason the genre has long resonated with youth culture is its presentation of unfiltered angst. Punk is simple, direct and aggressive, rarely bogged down with precious metaphors or overly intimate exposition. In that respect, Problem Child represent all that is good about punk rock. From guitarist and front man Evan Engisch’s Billy Joe Armstrongesque lazy sneer to Kevin Wilkinson’s romping bass and Matt Decker’s punishing drum work, the band divines the ragged essence of punk attitude. Problem Child play an all-ages show at the Monkey House in Winooski on Saturday, December 15, with the Murder Weapon, Trapper Keeper and the Outsiders PBR. Restless When Idle is available for free download at problemchildvt.bandcamp.com.

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HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Acaro (metal), 8 p.m., $20/25. AA. LEVITY : Standup Comedy Open Mic (standup), 7:30 p.m., Free. MONKEY HOUSE: Neighborhood Watch Residency: Zack duPont & Tim Sharbaugh (singersongwriters), 9 p.m., Free. MONTY'S OLD BRICK TAVERN: Open Mic, 6 p.m., Free. NECTAR'S: West (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Brown Gold, Canopy (Ween tribute), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. OLDE NORTHENDER: Abby Jenne & the Enablers (rock), 9 p.m., Free. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Lokum (Turkish Balkan), 6:30 p.m., Free. Shtreiml, 8:30 p.m., Jewish, Turkish. Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

WHAMMY BAR: Trivia Night, 6:30 p.m., Free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free. Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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BEE'S KNEES: Children's Sing-a-long with Lesley Grant, 10 a.m., Donations. Jen Corkins (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. MOOG'S PLACE: Open Mic/Jam Night, 8:30 p.m., Free.

p.m., Free. Eureka Birds (indie folk), 7 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Rick Redington & the Luv (rock), 7 p.m., Free. SKINNY PANCAKE: Josh Panda and Brett Lanier (rock), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation. T. BONES RESTAURANT AND BAR: Chad Hollister (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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CLUB METRONOME: Nels Cline and Julian Lage, Bob Wagner (jazz), 8 p.m., $15/20. FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. HALFLOUNGE: Rewind with DJ Craig Mitchell (retro), 10 p.m., Free. Scott Mangan (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

BAGITOS: Acoustic Blues Jam with the Usual Suspects, 6 p.m., Free. WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

champlain valley 51 MAIN: Blues Jam, 8 p.m., Free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

JP'S PUB: Karaoke with Morgan, 10 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Irish Session, 8 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

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RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Frank Grymes (EDM), 11 p.m., Free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Lily & Mark, Soaked Oats (folk), 8 p.m., $5. 18+.

T. BONES RESTAURANT AND BAR: Trivia with General Knowledge, 7 p.m., Free.

NECTAR'S: Kloptotoscope, Indigo Sun (rock), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

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CHARLIE O'S: Karaoke, 10 p.m.,

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BEE'S KNEES: Steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. MOOG'S PLACE: Dale and Darcy (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., Free.

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The Beauty of Chance John Anderson at BCA Center B Y KEVI N J. KEL L EY

Still wavy-haired and lanky at age 70, Anderson now mainly works as a consultant. His job is to conjure “the big picture” of a planned commercial space, which then gets filled in by work-a-day architects focused on “the hardcore elements.” Anderson now devotes most of his time to making art in his North Ferrisburgh studio and home. “I’m finally and fully out of the closet,” Anderson quips, and notes that he considers himself an artist whose work includes architecture. Or, as he adds while pointing to the 120 pieces that make up the show’s “Paper Studies” section, “Architecture informs my art; art informs my architecture.” For all his fascination with the mechanics of chance, Anderson’s drawings are the products of rigid rules he sets for himself. “It feels good to have a set of simple but unvarying rules that structure or limit the freedom of execution,” he notes in one of the epigrams printed on a wall at BCA. “As an architect, I always had to work with a lot of rules and restrictions.” In the small-scale studies that hang side by side and row by row, Anderson’s strict system requires that one 11-by15-inch piece of white paper lie flat and largely unaltered against the wall with a second, heavily worked piece glued to it. The protruding sheet may have been crumpled, cut, folded, rolled or even chewed, and sometimes rubbed with graphite. Each of the 120 studies is uniquely executed as a three-dimensional drawing that, in some instances, produces optical illusions. Op art is one of the discernible influences on a body of work that may appear radically original. Dutch illusionist M.C. Escher seems to have left a distinct impression. And Anderson takes care to acknowledge an interest in the experiments in art-making by chance that American abstract painter Ellsworth Kelly conducted in conjunction with choreographer Merce Cunningham and composer John Cage. It’s easy to become fixated on Anderson’s paper studies, but the real show stopper at BCA is the “Grasslands” grouping in which Anderson enhances his angular or puffy pop-outs with complementary colors. These seven assertive pieces,

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ohn Anderson must have aced the part of the SAT where college-bound test takers are asked to project geometric shapes into the third dimension. The veteran Vermont artist and architect has the ability — stupefying to math klutzes — to transform spatial concepts into physical constructions. Evidence of this aptitude fills the BCA Center on Burlington’s Church Street Marketplace where “John Anderson Drawings: 2006-2012 Constructed Conceptual” is on display. Anderson is happy to elaborate on his ideas and methods. “I love telling the backstory,” he says while leading a reporter on a tour of the show, which offers visitors cellphone access to Anderson’s descriptions of several of his paper-based pieces. But it isn’t necessary to know about his thinking and his processes to appreciate his art, Anderson assures. And that’s a good thing, because some viewers will become befuddled once he starts rapping about quantum mechanics, black-hole theory and Planck units. “I’m a science nut,” Anderson attests. “I’m into the most far-out, theoretical, mind-blowing stuff. I read about it every day.” His artistic applications of abstruse notions — which Anderson admits “can twist my brain into knots” — are concentrated in the rear room of the gallery in a section of the show called “Chance Drawings.” The large-scale works hanging here give visual expression to the physics principle that, as he explains, “things happen in accordance with probability rather than being deterministic.” The human brain, he adds, “works on the basis of probability.” Anderson rolled dice, flipped coins and drew Scrabble tiles at random to ensure the marks he made on paper would reflect the workings of chance. The resulting drawings, which combine geometric forms with squiggles and shadings, convey, he says, “a symbolic language generated by chance and applied by chance.” But don’t worry: Most of the show, like the artist himself, is painlessly approachable. Anderson doesn’t seek to show off in his art, his architecture or his conversation. He aims for pleasing effects, verbally and visually. And a mass audience has indeed come to admire Anderson’s creations over the

course of his 40-year Vermont career, during which he designed such attention-getting spaces as Main Street Landing’s Wing Building and the Pine Street headquarters of Lake Champlain Chocolates. In a neat feat of doppelgängering, Anderson also drew the blueprint for the BCA Center (originally called Firehouse Gallery), which was crowded beyond capacity for his show’s opening on November 30.


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color story Photo eXhiBit: Calling for submissions. Deadline: January 19. Juror: seth Resnick. if a confident use of color defines your work, we want to see it. info, darkroomgallery.com/ex38.

thinking out of the BoX: This show features art made from cardboard in all of its forms — corrugated, boxboard, tubular and more, including cardboard that is imprinted, painted or basic brown. shape it, bond it, sculpt it, build it, wear it, bend it, mold it — use it! Deadline: December 14. show dates: January 22 through February 22. info, studioplacearts.com. creAtiVe comPetition_004: presented by the Root gallery. $8 entry fee. people’s choice vote; winner takes all (compounded entry money). limit one piece, any size, media or subject. First Friday of every month, 6-10 p.m. Vote for your favorite piece until awards ceremony at 8:30 p.m. location: Rlphoto, 27 sears lane, burlington. info, publicartschool@gmail.com.

tAlks & eVents 'south end holidAy shoP': More than 30 south end businesses, galleries and studios encourage local holiday shopping with sales, demonstrations and live music in this 5th annual seAbA event. Friday through sunday, December 14-16, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., various locations, burlington. info, 859-9222.

cheAP Art sAle:For the 22nd year, more than a dozen area artists sell their work at affordable prices, Friday, December 14, 4-7 p.m.; saturday, December 15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Christ Church, Montpelier. info, 223-0352. holidAy oPen house And Art sAle: The community art organization celebrates the season. saturday, December 15, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., gRACe, hardwick. info, 472-6857. Jeremy Ayers: The potter demonstrates wheel techniques as he forms functional clay items. saturday, December 15, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Frog hollow, burlington. info, 863-6458. holidAy studio sAle: Claude lehman sells his wheel-thrown pottery and decorative Raku pieces. light refreshments are served and the first 50 customers receive a free gift. saturday through sunday, December 15-16, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Claude lehman pottery, burlington. info, 658-1077. Ao glAss holidAy PArty: burlington glass artists celebrate the season with glögg and music at their pop-up store. wednesday, December 12, 6-10 p.m., 197 College street, burlington. info, 540-0223.

recePtions 'PhotogrAPhy By design': work by photographers guided by design principles. December 13 through January 6 at Darkroom gallery in essex

ongoing '1st AnnuAl stocking stuffer show': local artists such as haley bishop, Jude bond, Jeannie Tucker, lisamarie Charlesworth, laura Dame and Rachel wisdomork sell their smaller-than-six-square-inch artworks for the holidays. Through December 24 at Vintage inspired in burlington. info, 355-5418. Ali BAddoe: Acrylic portraits and abstract paintings inspired by travels in haiti. Through December 14 at Community College of Vermont in winooski. info, 654-0513.

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'wAtercolor gone wild': works by Vermont watercolor society members who use mixed media, unusual surfaces and non-traditional painting methods. Through January 20 at Davis Center, uVM, in burlington. Reception: wednesday, December 12, 5-7 p.m. 'the wAy we worked': A traveling smithsonian institution exhibition that uses historical photographs, archival accounts and interactive components, as well as work by Vermont photographer Jack Rowell, to trace the nation's changing workforce and work environments over the last 150 years. December 15 through January 27 at AVA gallery and Art Center in lebanon, n.h. Reception: saturday, December 15, 3-5 p.m. info, 603-448-3117. 'surViVAl souP': Collage, painting and mixed-media work by Randolph artists Travis Dunning, Matthew Riley and seth Tracy and white River Junction artist ben peberdy. December 13 through March 8 at Main street Museum in white River Junction. Reception: saturday, December 15, 6-8 p.m. info, 356-2776.

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'locAl: A winter Art sAle': www.alchemyjewelryarts.com Affordable works by Vermont artists beth pearson, gary hall, Karen henderson, steven goodman, gillian Klein, Roger 12/11/12 11:15 AM Coleman, lisa lillibridge, Tom6v-alchemy(timothygrannis)121212.indd 1 Cullins, Mike strauss, susan larkin and more. Through January 25 at bCA Center in burlington. Reception: Friday, December 14, 5-7 p.m. info, 865-7166.

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AmAndA shrimer: paintings, in the greenhouse; Jen kristel: Monoprints, in the dining room; melody Bessett: Abstracted landscapes, in the bar. Through December 31 at the Daily planet in burlington. info, 862-9647. Ben Aleshire: "slow Art: photographs & prints," natural-light portraits made with a medium-format Mamiya twin-lens camera and hand-bound books, presented as part of an Artlab residency. Through December 31 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166.

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BriAn o'neill: "everything Must go: paintings, Drawings, sculpture and new lithos Made in Cuba," a retrospective. Through January 5 at pickering Room, Fletcher Free library, in burlington. info, 865-7211.

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'cAll of the wild': Two- and three-dimensional works made from gathered materials by wendy Copp, Juliet McVicker, Cindy Cowles, bethany Myrick, John Rivers, ben barlow, Max hodgson and John hodgson. Through December 28 at All souls interfaith gathering in shelburne. Reception: wednesday, December 12, 5-7 p.m. info, 985-3819.

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“John Anderson Drawings: 2006-2012 Constructed Conceptual” at bCA Center in burlington. Through January 19. burlingtoncityarts.org

eXPosed 2013: open call to artists and writers for the 22nd annual exposed outdoor sculpture exhibition at helen Day Art Center in stowe. Deadline: January 4. info, helenday.com/exposed.

Zoë ink studio sAle: The design and letterpress studio celebrates the holidays with sales and jewelry by Tina Christensen. Friday, December 14, 5-8 p.m.; saturday, December 15, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; sunday, December 16, noon-4 p.m., studio 266, burlington. info, 863-1468.

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which fill most of the gallery’s Church Street room, don’t so much beckon as insist that passersby come inside for a good, long look. Like all the other objects in the show, the “Grasslands” constructions can be enjoyed solely on aesthetic grounds. But it sure does deepen the viewing experience to learn a bit about their background, which Anderson recounts in the cellphone recordings. Although they won’t be regarded as representational, these pieces are all inspired by a specific part of the country, which, in turn, reveals bits of Anderson’s biography. The undulating, slashing and writhing forms, described by the artist as “arabesques in space,” were abstracted from photographs Anderson took during a road trip last year through the prairie states, which supply the titles of the respective works. “North Dakota,” for example, explodes toward its top with white and yellow protuberances that, the artist relates, depict his recollection of a yellow combine thrashing up a cloud of wheat dust as it rumbled across autumnal farmlands. “Minnesota” gives form to the chartreuse, orange and red soybean fields that Anderson saw from his car window. These sculptural paintings also riff on lines seen in the American prairie — fences, for example, or railroad tracks, corn rows or shadows cast on the road by telephone lines. They’re hypnotic. “Something got into my soul,” Anderson says regarding a childhood spent in Nebraska, where his nonagenarian parents still live. “Most people find it boring, but I love the flatness, the expansiveness of that landscape.” Anderson made his way from the Midwest to New England, where he earned a bachelor’s degree from Williams College and a master’s in architecture from Yale in 1968. He arrived in Vermont three years later — “entirely by chance,” of course. But Anderson has become as firmly fixed here as one of the rules that both govern and animate his creative process. “I would never, ever leave Vermont,” he vows. “It’s the sanest, safest place in the world.” m

rAre eArth Photo eXhiBit: Darkroom gallery explores how varied the landscape-photography genre can be. Deadline: December 12. Juror: william neill. info, darkroomgallery.com/ex37.

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'Celebrate the holidays': new paintings by Carolyn walton, susan bull Riley, Athenia schinto, gail bessette and betty ball, plus jewelry by Tineke Russell. A portion of proceeds benefit sandy Dog nannies of Vermont, a group offering foster care to the canine victims of hurricane sandy. Through January 27 at luxton-Jones gallery in shelburne. info, 985-8223.

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Christian tubau arjona & brian jenkins: Arjona's series, "Textures of the earth"; Jenkins' photographs of local musicians. Through December 31 at nectar's in burlington. info, 658-4771.

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damien hirst: Two spot paintings by the english artist presented alongside bruce R. MacDonald's stainless-steel light sculptures, Joel urruty's minimalist sculpture and george peterson's abstract wood wall panels. Through December 31 at The havoc gallery in burlington. info, 863-9553. dok WriGht: "The love of light," photographs. proceeds benefit Vermont CARes. Through December 31 at Artspace 106 at The Men's Room in burlington. info, 864-2088. dona ann mCadams: "A View From the backstretch," photographs and audio stories from the venerable saratoga racecourse, produced in collaboration with the Vermont Folklife Center. Through January 26 at Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center, in burlington. info, 652-4510. duG nap: Art Affair by shearer presents prints by the iconic, self-taught burlington artist. Through December 31 at shearer Chevrolet in south burlington. info, 658-1111.

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edWard alonzo: "icons," photographs and paintings in which the artist re-imagines icons of contemporary spiritual devotion. Through December 31 at Christ the King Church & school in burlington. info, 917-558-5187. elizabeth lemaire: "Kinetic Fragments," mixed-media works incorporating fragments of tossed-aside items. Through December 31 at block gallery in winooski. info, 578-9001. Gallery Grand openinG: Artwork and artisan food and crafts by Kimberly bombard, Karen barry, Annalisa parent, Ann McFarren, Chantal lawrence, Tinka Teresa Martell, ben Thurber and others. Through December 31 at Vermont Artisans Craft gallery, burlington Town Center. info, 863-4600. 'Gifts for stranGers': Vermont artists' visual responses to the question: what would you give to a stranger for the holidays? Curated by Art's Alive. December 15 through January 30 at union station in burlington. info, 660-9005.

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Group Exhibit: Photography by Jaques Burke and Kristen Watson; paintings by Marie LaPre Grabon and Leslie McCool; mixed-media work by Maria Anghelache and Alan Arnold; collage work by Elizabeth Nelson and Erika Lawlor Schmidt; and sculpture by Janet Van Fleet. Through April 30 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. Group holiday art Exhibit: Work by members of the artists’ collective. Through January 26 at Studio 266 in Burlington. Info, 578-2512. Group Show: Works by Lorraine Manley, Nancy Dwyer, [michael smith], Ray Brown, Clark Derbes, Elizabeth Nelson and Ron Hernandez. Curated by SEABA. Through February 28 at The Innovation Center of Vermont in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. halEy biShop: Mixed-media pieces inspired from childhood memories and locations made from pen-and-ink illustrations, watercolors, acrylics and computer scans. Through December 31 at Vintage Inspired in Burlington. Info, 355-5418. 'harry pottEr'S world: rEnaiSSancE SciEncE, MaGic and MEdicinE': A traveling exhibition that uses materials from the National Library of Medicine to explore Harry Potter's world and its roots in Renaissance magic, science and medicine. Through February 1 at Dana Medical Library, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0695. JackSon tuppEr: Line drawings transposed from the Burlington artist's freshman-year notebook onto the white walls of the venue. Through January 31 at Signal Kitchen in Burlington. Info, 399-2337.

JuliE y bakEr albriGht: "Painted Holidays," photorealistic oil paintings of items created by other Frog Hollow artisans. Through December 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. kathryn Milillo: "Barns and Landscapes," paintings, giclée prints and notecards by the Vermont artist. Through January 30 at Left Bank Home & Garden in Burlington. Info, 862-1001. kElly SchulzE: Animal portraiture by the owner of Mountain Dog Photography. Through January 15 at The Gallery at Phoenix Books in Essex Junction. Info, 872-7111. 'labor of lovE': An exhibit featuring photos of and excerpts from interviews with women who are passionate about their work, are an inspiration to others and exemplify excellence in their field. Created by Vermont Works for Women in collaboration with the Vermont Folklife Center; winooSki holiday art MarkEt: Art, crafts and other locally made products from around the region. Open Wednesday through Saturday, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sunday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Through December 31 at Winooski Welcome Center & Gallery. Info, 655-8900. 'latitudE/lonGitudE: wEavinG thEMES, aSSEMblinG StoriES': Reflections on identity and geographical coordinates by Bren Alvarez, Merche Bautista and Tina Escaja. Through December 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

lincoln halloran: Impasto paintings from the artist's "Sunday Studio" series. Through January 31 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.

JEan luc duShiME: "The Hands of Hope," a photographic celebration of immigrants and former refugees who have rebuilt their lives in a new country. Through January 31 at ArtsRiot Gallery in Burlington. Info, artsriot.com.

lynn bEach & JoycE carroll: A holiday window display created in collaboration with the Lake Champlain Land Trust. Through January 15 at The Green Life in Burlington. Info, 862-4150.

JESSE azarian: "To Boldly Search for Bacon," paintings by the Vermont artist. Through December 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

Joy huckinS-noSS: "The Texture of Light," oil paintings of the Vermont landscape. Through January 2 at Pompanoosuc Mills in Burlington. Info, 229-0832. JuliE warrEn: Paintings inspired by the wildflowers of the North Country. Through January 15 at Vermont Farm Table in Burlington. Info, 888-425-8838.

MariannE dEvaux: Food-themed artworks. Through February 27 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614. Mark boEdGES: "One Year Anniversary Show," new paintings by the plein-air artist. Through December 29 at Mark Boedges Fine Art Gallery in Burlington. Info, 735-7317. Mary anGElina: Portraiture, abstracts and multimedia work. Through December 31 at Salaam and the Men's Store in Burlington. Info, 658-8822. MatthEw & MaGGiE roSE boGoSian: "Folk Heart," a brother-sister photography collaboration that explores the relationship between the man-made and natural worlds. Through December 31 at City Market in Burlington. Info, 861-9700. nicholaS hEiliG: Work by the Burlington artist. Curated by SEABA. Through February 28 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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'ocEanic art and thE pErforMancE of lifE': Intricately crafted objects, including masks, textiles and weaponry, from indigenous cultures of the Pacific Islands. Through May 24 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. philip brou: "Central Casting," paintings of veteran film extras. Through February 1 at Office Hours Gallery in Burlington. Info, officehours gallery.blogspot.com. 'proJEctS of 8': Work in a variety of media by visual art majors at the Community College of Vermont. Through December 31 at Rose Street Co-op Gallery in Burlington. Info, 540-0376. SEnior dEGrEE proJEct prESEntationS: Senior work by student photographers: "Time Through Light" by Melanie Despres; "Dissent and Dissonance: Occupy and the Re-ignition of American Radicalism" by Dylan Kelley; and "On Island Time: A Portrait of South Andros" by Hallie Wolklin. Through December 14 at The Gallery at Burlington College. Info, 862-8616.

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John andErSon: "Drawings: 2006-2012 Constructed Conceptual," four bodies of work by the Vermont-based artist and architect in which paper and graphite drawings are cut, torn, rolled, twisted, folded and painted to create sculptural objects; JaSon hanaSik: "Fall in Line," photographs and video projections that aim to unpack traditional Western expectations related to masculinity, social class and valor within the context of the military. Through January 19 at BCA Center in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

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Jill MaddEn: Landscapes in oil, in the Skyway; JiM MoorE: Photographs, in Gates 1-8; Joan hoffMan: "Sand Dunes" and "Cathedral Rocks," landscapes in oil, Escalator. Through December 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

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lEah van rEES: Landscape and seascape paintings. Through December 31 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

JanE ann kantor: Abstract acrylic paintings. Through December 31 at Fiddlehead Brewing Company in Shelburne. Info, 318-2225.

JEnna EndrESEn: "Circling Back," mandalas created with pen and ink and other media. Through January 25 at New City Galerie in Burlington. Info, 735-2542.

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'Shaped paintingS': Work by Johnson State College art students. The show is dedicated to the late Marc Awodey, who taught at Johnson for a decade. Through December 23 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 635-1315. 'Small WorkS & ornamentS': Artist-made holiday ornaments and works smaller than 12 square inches; 'Small giftS Under $50': Work by 10 local artists, in the Backspace Gallery. Through January 26 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, spacegalleryvt.com. 'SoUth end holiday Shop artiSt market': Artist-made holiday gifts such as greeting cards, jewelry, glassware and many other crafts. Through December 31 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. Steve Clark: Watercolor, acrylic and mixedmedia works depicting iconic Vermont scenes. Through February 28 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222. 'Strength in nUmberS': Work by 11 Vermont art teachers who meet twice monthly to work on their own art. Through December 29 at Mezzanine Gallery, Fletcher Free Library, in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. 'thiS plaCe of viSion: 21St annUal Winter groUp exhibit': Work by more than a dozen artists, including featured artist Kerry O. Furlani. Through January 31 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. thornton dial Sr.: "Thoughts on Paper," early drawings by the self-taught artist; 'oUtCaStS and rebelS: printS by William blake and leonard baSkin': Works dealing with a range of charged political, social and religious themes; 'from moUrning to night: John Singer Sargent and blaCk in faShion': An exhibit exploring Sargent's role in popularizing the color black in America as a choice for high fashion rather than mourning. Through December 14 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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'1861-1862: toWard a higher moral pUrpoSe': An exhibition exploring the experiences of Norwich University alumni who fought in the Civil War, featuring photographs, artwork, weapons and equipment, including a cannon likely used by Norwich cadets. Through April 30 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield. Info, 485-2183.

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artiStS' bazaar: Jewelry and cutlery by Stacy Hopkins; sculpture and wooden platters and bowls by Ria Blaas; artwork by Toby Bartles; collage and assemblage by David Powell; glass work by Robin Mix; and ceramics by Ara Cardew. Through December 24 at Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 295-0808. athena taSiopoUloS: "Transcend," found photographs embellished with graphite, watercolor and acrylic. Through December 30 at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, curator@capitolgrounds.com.

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'begUiled by the Wild: the art of Charley harper': Twenty-three serigraph prints by the artist known for his highly stylized wildlife prints, posters and book illustrations, presented alongside hands-on art activities and a companion exhibit, CartooniStS' take on Charley harper: graphiC Work from the Center for Cartoon StUdieS. Through February 3 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200.

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'Celebrate': Locally made pottery, scarves, paintings, journals, hobby horses, ornaments, cards, jewelry and more, on sale for the holidays. Through December 28 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

Cameron hoWard: Hand-painted floor cloths. Through December 31 at Collective — the Art of Craft in Woodstock. Info, 457-1298. dan barloW & SCott baer: "Green Mountain Graveyards," photographs of Vermont's historic, artistic and spooky cemeteries. Through December 31 at Main Street Museum in White River Junction. Info, 356-2776. ellen Urman: "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall..." a variety of mirrors in artist-made ceramic frames. Through January 1 at Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio in Montpelier. Info, 229-4676. 'expreSSionS': Bronze and alabaster nests, wall sculptures made from found objects and abstract paintings by Blake Larsen, Mareva Millarc, Pat Musick, Polly Whitcomb and Johanne Durocher Yordan. Through January 27 at Vermont Institute of Contemporary Arts in Chester. Info, 875-1018. holiday ShoW: Member artworks, including small, unframed pieces for holiday gifting. Through January 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. 'holiday ShoW 2012': Works priced under $1000. Through January 13 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. kat Clear & torin porter: "Unfamiliar Picnic," works by the Vermont sculptors. Through January 4 at Goddard Art Gallery in Montpelier. Info, katherineclear.com. kelly mCmUllen-fekert: "Groovy Green Designs," artworks upcycled from furniture. Through January 1 at Red Hen Bakery & Café in Middlesex. Info, 496-7895. 'light & SpaCe': Work by printmakers Sabra Field and Dan O’Donnell, fiber artist Karen Madden and sculptor Pat Musick. Through May 10 at the Great Hall in Springfield. Info, 885-3061. myra hUdSon: Landscape and figure oil paintings by the Royalton artist. Through January 18 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. pat SWyler: "Serenity," ceramic figurines. Through December 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Info, 287-8398. Sandra heller biSSex: Photography, sumie brushwork and collages that focus on the interplay of light and dark. Through December 31 at Auto Craftsmen in Montpelier. Info, 229-0086. SUSan abbott: "Paris/Provence," still-life and landscape paintings. Through January 18 at Central Vermont Medical Center in Barre. Info, cvmc.org/art-gallery. SUSan bUll riley: Oil and watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. Through February 28 at Vermont Thrush Restaurant in Montpelier. Info, 225-6166. 'the holly & the ivy': A holiday exhibition and sale of art and fine crafts by local and out-of-state artists. Through January 26 at Nuance Gallery in Windsor. Info, 674-9616. 'the mary azarian family exhibit': Paintings, fabric collages, wood-cut prints and books by Ethan Azarian, Melissa Knight, Jesse Azarian, Tim Azarian, Willaiwan Phonjan and Mary Azarian. Through December 31 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338. theodore kaye: Photographs from central Asia, including landscapes, images from daily life and scenes from buzkashi, a fierce version of polo on horseback. Through January 27 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141. traCy peSChe: Nature-inspired works in painted wood, clay and wire. Through January 7 at The Cheshire Cat in Montpelier. Info, 223-1981. Ward JoyCe: "Human Landscapes," paintings and drawings that explore the forms of the city and the architecture of the human body. Through January 31 at Hartness Gallery, Vermont Technical College, in Randolph Center. Info, 728-1237.


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'We Are Vermont Strong': Artworks created in response to Tropical storm irene, first exhibited in Randolph to commemorate the disaster's one-year anniversary. Through December 28 at Governor's office Gallery in montpelier. info, 828-0749.

'14th AnnuAl gingerbreAd houSe Competition And exhibit': edible creations that reflect this year's theme, hansel and Gretel. Through December 19 at vermont Folklife center in middlebury. info, 388-4964. '2012 Winter All memberS ShoW': An annual exhibit of member artwork. Through January 12 at chaffee Art center in Rutland. info, 775-0356.

'ArtiStS of the foreSt': Abenaki baskets, Acadian wood carvings, birchbark canoes, dogsleds, snowshoes, furniture and more by 13 traditional artists from the northern Forest region; el emigrAnte de hidAlgo, méxiCo: ‘imAgineS de mi AlmA/imAgeS from my Soul’: paintings, drawings and sculptures by one of the anonymous artists featured in last spring's migrant farmworker project, "invisible odysseys"; pete SutherlAnd: cut-paper collage by the nationally known vermont fiddler. Through December 22 at vermont Folklife center in middlebury. info, 388-4964.

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'Contemporary Jewels: an offering': works by five artists of Tibetan heritage presented in honor of the Dalai lama's recent visit to middlebury. Through January 11 at Davis Family library, middlebury college. info, 443-5235. Deb runge: "naturally vermont," watercolors by the retired elementary school teacher. Through December 28 at carpenter-carse library in hinesburg. info, 482-2878. fifth annual holiDay show: Art and fine crafts by 27 regional artists. Through December 31 at Jackson Gallery, Town hall Theater, in middlebury. info, 382-9222. gingerbreaD house Contest: participants display their edible holiday creations for people'schoice voting. Through December 15 at chaffee Art center in Rutland. info, 775-0356. 'in the spirit of the season': A holiday show of member artworks priced under $200. Through January 15 at Brandon Artists Guild. info, 247-4956. peter wolf: "country life & Rock n Roll," a 33year retrospective of the Jericho photographer's work, from black-and-white nature shots to a portrait of carlos santana. Through December 20 at mt. mansfield community Television in Richmond. info, 434-2550. 'small works show': paintings, drawings, photographs and mixed-media constructions — all under 14 square inches and $500 — by more than 20 gallery artists; VCeVy strekaloVsky: paintings by the 1960 middlebury college graduate. Through January 2 at edgewater Gallery in middlebury. info, 458-0098. 'trains! trains! trains!': An elaborate, three-level electric-train display with a background painted by local artist Gayl Braisted. Through January 12 at sheldon museum in middlebury. info, 388-2177.

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ann faison: "Backyard Birds and Trees," watercolors. Through January 14 at parker pie co. in west Glover. info, 525-3366.

'barn paint out': plein-air paintings of vermont barns. Through December 28 at Jericho center Town hall. info, 849-2049.

gayleen aiken: "A Grand view," paintings and drawings of the vermont landscape made between 1958 and 2000. Through December 31 at GRAce in hardwick. info, 472-6857.

'hiDDen treasures': works by 25 deceased artists from the personal collections of gallery members; keVin fahey & mary s. martin: paintings. Through December 30 at Bryan memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. info, 644-5100.

multimeDia miniature holiDay group show: paintings, jewelry, book arts, doll-house fiber arts, photography and other works by vermont artists. Through December 31 at island Arts south hero Gallery. info, 489-4023. thomas fuss: "Backroads America," photographs of Americana, from monument valley and the california redwoods to Graceland and the murder scenes in Truman capote's In Cold Blood; 'figuring it out': work by participants in River Arts' figure drawing open studio sessions. Through January 7 at River Arts center in morrisville. info, 888-1261.

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Carrie hayes: Bird-focused artwork in watercolors and pastels. Through December 31 at vins nature center in Quechee. info, 359-5000.

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linDa Durkee: “The poetry of color,” collages, paintings and photographs. Through January 14 at The Gallery at equinox village in manchester center. info, 362-4061.

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alyssha Csük: photographs of the region’s operating and abandoned quarries. Through December 31 at slate valley museum in Granville, n.y. info, 518-642-1417. 'Crossing Cultures': A survey of Australia's contemporary indigenous art movement from the 1970s to the present drawn from one of the world's largest collections of aboriginal art. Through march 10 at hood museum, Dartmouth college, in hanover, n.h. info, 603-646-2095. 'geek art show': Artwork inspired by comic books, video games, movies and Tv. Through December 13 at RoTA Gallery in plattsburgh, n.y. info, 518-524-7829. holiDay salon: work by a variety of artists. Through December 24 at AvA Gallery and Art center in lebanon, n.h. info, 603-448-3117. 'onCe upon a time... impressionism: great frenCh paintings from the Clark': A traveling exhibit of paintings by Bonnard, corot, Degas, Gauguin, manet, millet, monet, morisot, pissarro, Renoir, sisley and Toulouse-lautrec. Through January 20 at montréal museum of Fine Arts. info, 514-285-2000. winter waterColor show: work by the vermont watercolor society. Through march 2 at Dartmouth-hitchcock medical center in lebanon, n.h. 'women of westport art show & holiDay sale': work in a variety of media by more than a dozen up-and-coming area female artists. Through January 8 at Depot Theatre in westport, n.y. info, 518-962-8680. m

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harlan maCk: "waking Rage: The Tank Ages," the local sculptor and mixed-media artist's mFA thesis show. Through December 20 at vermont studio center Gallery ii in Johnson. info, 635-1251.

miChael lew-smith: "portraits in stone," black-and-white photographs of historic granite cemetery statues and monuments. Through February 26 at claire's Restaurant & Bar in hardwick. info, 472-7053.

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'members' art show anD festiVal of trees & light': works by member artists exhibited with community-decorated evergreens and a menorah display by the Jewish community of Greater stowe. Through December 30 at helen Day Art center in stowe. info, 253-6131.

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Jan reynolDs: "The Tibetan Blue collection," photographs taken in the highest region of the himalayas and on the nangpa la, an ancient salt trade route. Through December 30 at Galleria Fine Arte in stowe. info, 253-7696.

'inspireD by gruppe': work by members of the northern vermont Artist Association. Through December 23 at emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. info, 899-3211. ART 91

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irected by Ken Burns, his daughter, Sarah Burns, and her husband, David McMahon, this documentary (upcoming at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier) tells the shocking story of five Harlem teenagers framed for a shocking crime. And, as you watch the story unfold, one of the things you may find most shocking is the revelation that, in a very real sense, you’re part of it. If you’re like me, you vividly recall the headlines and television news reports concerning the Central Park jogger. In the early hours of April 20, 1989, a 28-year-old white woman who’d been running in the park was found with her skull crushed, her hands bound and her clothes bloodstained and scattered. The media didn’t release her name at the time, but it had no qualms about identifying the black and Latino young men charged with the crime. Within a matter of days, Antron McCray, Kevin Richardson, Raymond Santana, Kharey Wise and Yusef Salaam had confessed, and New York mayor Ed Koch, who had declared the assault “the crime of the century,” was singing the NYPD’s praises. All five were eventually convicted and sentenced

to stretches ranging from seven to 13 years. And, if you’re like me, that’s the way you remember the story ending. Which is only one of many injustices suffered by the Central Park Five, as it turns out. What the media failed to cover as sensationally as it had covered their arrest, prosecution and conviction was their complete exoneration by an appeals court in 2002 after a serial rapist confessed to the assault and after the five had served every day of their sentences. A miscarriage of justice on this scale would have been tragic had it resulted from an honest mistake — but, as this meticulously researched movie makes clear, honesty had little to do with it. What was done to the five young men was nothing short of a crime in its own right. Based in part on Sarah Burns’ 2011 book The Central Park Five: A Chronicle of a City Wilding, the film offers a spellbinding re-creation of events on that fateful night. We learn that the police picked up the young men because they’d been part of a group of 30 or so, some of whom had caused trouble in the park. They were in custody before the rape and beating of the jogger were reported and were about to be released when the news

MINOR DETAILS Burns documents the case of New York teens forced to pay for a crime police knew they didn’t commit.

came in. The five, now in their thirties, recall how officers immediately split them up and pressured them to incriminate one another. Deprived of sleep, food and water (not to mention legal representation) for more than 30 hours, each eventually confessed on camera, relying on details of the crime provided by their handlers. Tellingly, no one from the police department or prosecutor’s office agreed to be interviewed for the film. Among the movie’s talking heads, however, is a psychologist who explains, “The goal is to break the suspect down to helplessness and despair. Once the confession is taken, it trumps everything else.” Burns and co. piece together a picture of a department whose employees are willing to extract coerced admissions at any cost. In one of the picture’s most powerful sequences, we see the actual video recordings. Beyond revealing that these were, for all practical purposes, scared and confused

children, the recordings show clearly that their confessions were forced. The accounts contradict one another and leave out key facts. Then there’s the minor detail that not one of the five actually admits to committing the crime. “I wish I had been more skeptical as a journalist,” admits New York Times columnist Jim Dwyer. “A lot of people didn’t do their jobs — reporters, police, prosecutors, defense attorneys. Truth, reality and justice were not part of it.” At least, not until now. The young men filed a lawsuit against the city and the police department, which has languished in the courts for almost 10 years. Maybe the wheels of justice will turn a little faster now that this impassioned film has put the five back in the spotlight. RICK KISONAK

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Compliance ★★★★ The Loneliest Planet ★★★★

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till catching up on Thanksgiving movie releases? Waiting for The Hobbit? The studios haven’t given you many alternatives this week, or us much to review, so I thought I’d take this time to preview two offbeat little movies that are sure to start arguments. That’s right: thorny discussions of topics such as gender, courage and moral responsibility. Conversations that might lead to yelling — or to revelations about yourself and your loved ones. Take the scenario at the heart of Craig Zobel’s indie drama Compliance (screening on December 20, 7 p.m. at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center in Burlington, see State of the Arts, this issue; and on DVD January 8). If you received a call at work from someone who identified himself as a police officer, told you your employee was a suspected thief and instructed you to stripsearch her, what would you do? When similar situations played out in real life at 70 fast-food restaurants around the country, more than a few managers complied with the caller’s requests. Inspired by the most notorious of these incidents, which

led to trauma, a broken engagement and lawsuits, Compliance is not easy to watch. Zobel dramatizes the events in graphic detail, an approach some viewers have found exploitive. But three powerful performances — from Ann Dowd as the stressed-out, well-meaning manager; Dreama Walker as the teenage employee; and Pat Healy as the caller — keep the film anchored in believable human emotions. For better or worse, Compliance is the only film of 2012 that had me actively booing its villain — a mundane monster who doesn’t need to touch his victims to scar them for life — and cheering for the person who becomes its hero by default. Some viewers will angrily insist that no heroism was required, because anyone of reasonable intelligence would have simply ... said no. But can we be sure?

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INTO THE WILD A backpacking trip takes an unsettling turn in Julia Loktev’s minimalist thriller The Loneliest Planet.

at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier), the second feature from writer-director Julia Loktev (Day Night Day Night). This minimalist film about an engaged couple (Gael García Bernal and Hani Furstenberg) traversing the Caucasus Mountains with a Georgian guide (Bidzina Gujabidze) has little plot or spoken dialogue; some viewers may find it an endurance test. Others may be mesmerized by the lush strangeness of the landscape and fascinated by the eloquence of the characters’ body language as their relationships undergo startling realignments. Furstenberg, whose expressive face serves as a barometer of those changes, is an actress to watch.

While The Loneliest Planet is a self-conscious art film, with long, wide shots reminiscent of Meek’s Cutoff, it’s also true to the experience of being a stranger in a strange land. Anyone who’s had occasion to use Lonely Planet guides is likely to recognize some of the awkward, ambiguous situations occasioned by a culture clash or a language barrier. But speaking the same language doesn’t prevent the central couple from realizing, as they approach the end of their journey, that even people in love will always be, in some sense, alone. MARGOT HARRISON


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ANNA KARENiNAHHHH Keira Knightley and Jude Law star in this adaptation of Tolstoy’s novel about adultery among the 19th-century St. Petersburg aristocracy, scripted by Tom Stoppard and directed by Joe (Atonement) Wright. With Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Domhnall Gleeson. (130 min, R. Roxy, Savoy)

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plAYiNG FoR KEEpSH1/2 Soccer moms slaver and swoon over Gerard Butler, as a sports star fallen on hard times who finds himself coaching his kid’s team. Will movie-goers be as welcoming to him in this rom com? With Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Gabriele (Seven Pounds) Muccino directed. (106 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Palace)

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RED DAWNH1/2 In this remake of the 1984 Cold War flick, teens survive the invasion of the U.S. by North Koreans and learn to fight back. The TV-pretty guerrillas include Chris Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson and Isabel Lucas. Dan Bradley makes his directorial debut. (93 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace) RiSE oF tHE GUARDiANSHHH Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and other childhood icons team up, Avengers-style, to combat a world-threatening menace in this DreamWorks family animation. With the voices of Alec Baldwin, Chris Pine, Hugh Jackman, Isla NOW PLAYING

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tHE pERKS oF BEiNG A WAllFloWERHHH1/2 Stephen Chbosky directed this adaptation of his 1999 novel about a shy, troubled high schooler (Logan Lerman) who blooms when he joins a group of quirky friends. With Emma Watson and Ezra Miller. (102 min, PG-13. Palace, Roxy, Stowe)

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FliGHtHH1/2 Denzel Washington plays an airline pilot whose heroism in an emergency is questioned after certain circumstances come to light in this drama from director Robert (Cast Away) Zemeckis. With Don Cheadle and John Goodman. (139 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Welden)

liNcolNHHHHH Steven Spielberg directs this look inside Honest Abe’s cabinet during the Civil War, as the president (Daniel Day-Lewis) works to gather the political capital to pass the 13th Amendment. Playwright Tony Kushner scripted. With Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tommy Lee Jones and Sally Field. (150 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

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cHASiNG icEHHH1/2 Jeff Orlowski’s documentary follows the quest of photographer James Balog to record graphic, undeniable evidence of climate change through global footage of glaciers in retreat. (76 min, PG-13. Savoy)

liFE oF pi HHHH Ang Lee directed this adaptation of Yann Martel’s best-selling novel about a zookeeper’s son who finds himself adrift in a boat with an assortment of hungry animals. Starring Adil Hussain, Irrfan Khan and Suraj Sharma. (126 min, PG. Capitol [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace, Roxy, Welden [3-D])

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ARGoHHH Ben Affleck plays a covert agent who uses a daring deception to try to rescue Americans trapped in Iran during the hostage crisis in this drama based on actual events. With John Goodman, Alan Arkin and Bryan Cranston. Affleck directed. (120 min, R. Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

KilliNG tHEm SoFtlYHHH Brad Pitt plays a mob hitman in this darkly comic thriller based on a George V. Higgins novel and updated to the 2008 recession. With Richard Jenkins and Ray Liotta. Andrew (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford) Dominik directed. (98 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic)

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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Rise of the Guardians 5. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 7 (Wed only). Skyfall 7. Full schedule not available at press time. Schedule changes frequently; please check website.

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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Playing for Keeps 6:20, 9. Killing Them Softly 6:20, 9. Life of Pi (3-D) 6:15, 9:05. Skyfall 6:10, 9:15. Wreck-It Ralph 6:25, 9.

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friday 14 — thursday 20 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 11:30 a.m. (3-D), 12:20, 1 (3-D), 2:20, 3:05 (3-D), 4, 4:45 (3-D), 6, 6:40 (3-D), 7:40, 8:30 (3-D), 9:40, 10:15 (3-D). Playing for Keeps 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Life of Pi 12:30 (3-D), 3:15, 6 (3-D), 8:45. Rise of the Guardians 1 (3-D), 3:15, 5:30 (3-D), 7:45, 10 (3-D). Lincoln 12:30, 3:35, 6:40, 9:30. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 2:20, 9:45. Skyfall 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10. Wreck-It Ralph (3-D) 12, 4:50, 7:10.

friday 14 — thursday 20 Lincoln 12:30 & 3:20 (Sat & Sun only), 6:10, 9. Playing for Keeps 12:40 & 3:25 (Sat & Sun only), 6:20, 9. Killing Them Softly 9. Life of Pi (3-D) 12:40 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:15, 9:05. Skyfall 12:35 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:15, 9. Wreck-It Ralph 12:50 & 3:35 (Sat & Sun only), 6:25.

ESSEX cINEmAS & t-REX tHEAtER 21 Essex Way, #300, Essex, 879-6543, essexcinemas.com

wednesday 12 — thursday 13 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (3-D) Thu: 12:05 a.m. Playing for Keeps 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Killing Them Softly 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. Life of Pi 12:30 (3-D), 3:15, 6 (3-D), 8:45. Red Dawn 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Rise of the Guardians 1 (3-D), 3:15, 5:30 (3-D), 7:45, 10 (3-D). Lincoln 12:30, 3:35, 6:40, 9:30. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:15. Skyfall 12:45, 1:05, 4:05, 6:35, 7:05, 9:45. Flight 3:40, 9:50. Wreck-It Ralph 12:30 (3-D), 2:50, 5:10 (3-D), 7:30 (3-D), 10.

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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (3-D) Thu: midnight. Killing Them Softly 1:15, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40. Life of Pi (3-D) 12:40, 3:30, 6:50, 9:35. Red Dawn 1:40, 4:20, 6:30, 9:40. Rise of the Guardians 1:30 (3-D), 1:50, 3:50 (3-D), 4:10, 6:10 (3-D), 8:30 (3-D). Lincoln 12:30, 4, 6:25, 7:25, 8:50. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 1:10, 4:05, 7, 9:30. Skyfall 12:50, 3:45, 6:45, 8:40, 9:35. Flight 3:40, 9:20. Wreck-It Ralph 1:20, 3:55, 6:20. Argo 1, 6:40. friday 14 — thursday 20 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 11 a.m. (Fri-Sun only; 3-D), 11:50 a.m. (Fri-Sun only; 3-D), 12 (Mon-Thu only; 3-D), 12:50, 2:30 (3-D), 3:20 (3-D), 4:30, 6 (3-D), 6:50 (3-D), 8:15, 9:30 (3-D), 10:15 (Fri & Sat only; 3-D). Killing Them Softly 1:10, 4:20, 7:10, 9:45. Life of Pi (3-D) 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15. Red Dawn 7:15, 9:25. Rise of the Guardians (3-D) 11:10 a.m. (Fri-Sun only), 1:30, 3:50, 6:10. Lincoln 12, 3:10, 6:20, 9:35. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Skyfall 12:40, 3:45, 6:40, 9:40. WreckIt Ralph 11:05 a.m. (Fri-Sun only), 1:40, 4:10. Argo 8:30.

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Journey 1, 2, 5, 6, 8:15, 9:15. Anna Karenina 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 9:05. Life of Pi 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:10. Lincoln 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:15. Skyfall 1:05, 3:50, 6:35, 9:20.

friday 14 — thursday 20 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 1 (Sat & Sun only), 2 (Sat & Sun only; 3-D), 5:30 (Fri & Sat only), 6:30 (Fri & Sat only; 3-D), 7 (Sun-Thu only; 2-D and 3-D), 9:30 (Fri & Sat only), 10:30 (Fri & Sat only; 3-D). Skyfall 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6 (Fri & Sat only), 7 (SunThu only), 9 (Fri & Sat only).

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10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610, palace9.com

wednesday 12 — thursday 13 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Thu: midnight. Playing for Keeps 1:10, 4:10, 7:05, 9:30. Life of Pi 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. Red Dawn 9:10. Rise of the Guardians 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Lincoln 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. The Sessions 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:05. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 1:25, 4:10, 6:55, 9:35. Skyfall 12:40, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25. Wreck-It Ralph 1:30, 4, 6:35. Argo 12:50, 3:55, 6:45, 9:20. friday 14 — tuesday 18 ***met opera Live in HD: Aida Sat: 12:55. ***met opera Encore: La clemenza di tito Wed: 6:30. *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 11 a.m. (Sat & Sun only), 12:30, 2:30, 4, 6, 7:30, 9:25. Playing for Keeps 1:10 & 4:10 (except Sat), 6:50, 9:10. Life of Pi 1,

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PARAmoUNt tWIN cINEmA 241 North Main St., Barre, 479-9621, fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 12 — thursday 13 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (3-D) Thu: midnight. Rise of the Guardians (3-D) 6:20, 9. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 6:20, 9. friday 14 — thursday 20 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 1:15 (Sat & Sun only; 3-D), 6 (Fri & Sat only; 3-D), 6:20 (Fri & Sat only), 6:30 (Sun-Thu only), 7 (Sun-Thu only; 3-D), 9:15 (Fri & Sat only; 3-D), 9:30 (Fri & Sat only). Rise of the Guardians Sat & Sun: 1, 3.

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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Thu: midnight. The twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 7. Skyfall 7. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 7. friday 14 — thursday 20 *The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:15 (Fri & Sat only), 7 (Sun-Thu only), 9:15 (Fri & Sat only). Skyfall 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30 (Fri & Sat only), 7 (Sun-Thu only), 9:15 (Fri & Sat only). The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 7.

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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Flight 5, 8. Life of Pi (3D) 5:30, 8:30. Rise of the Guardians (3-D) 5, 7:30. Full schedule not available at press time.


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Fisher and Jude Law. Peter Ramsey directed. (97 min, PG. Big Picture, Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace, Paramount, Welden [3-D]) THE SESSIONS★★★★ In this fact-based drama, John Hawkes portrays a poet paralyzed by polio who turns to a sex surrogate (Helen Hunt) so he can lose his virginity. With William H. Macy. Ben Lewin wrote and directed. (95 min, R. Palace) SKYFALL★★★★ Sam (Revolutionary Road) Mendes directed the latest James Bond adventure, in which the superspy (Daniel Craig) faces a threat to M-16 from within. With Helen McCrory, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench and Ralph Fiennes. (143 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe) THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2★★1/2 Having an insta-grow vampire daughter can be such a pain when the other vamps refuse to accept her and threaten your clan with bloody annihilation. Yes, this is finally the end. With Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, plus Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke, Dakota Fanning and Michael Sheen. Bill Condon (Breaking Dawn Part 1) directed. (116 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe)

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Three men stole items from a property in Moultonborough, N.H., after advertising them as giveaways on Craigslist even before they were stolen. Police believe the posts were meant to provide an alibi, so they could claim they were merely responding to the advertised offer of free items. “It is very bold, especially when you put that out on the internet, and others are viewing it at the same time, probably going to show up as well,” Detective Stephen Kessler said. After determining the property owner had no intention of giving the items away, police staked out the address and nabbed the suspects in the act. (Manchester’s WMUR-TV) U.S. military drones overseas are crashing with increasing frequency, including at civilian airports. Air Force investigators blamed the mishaps on pilot error, mechanical failure, software glitches and poor coordination with civilian air-traffic controllers. U.S. drone crews in Djibouti, where five Predator drones have crashed, singled out Djiboutians as a factor, complaining they speak poor English, are “short-tempered” and are uncomfortable having Predators in their airspace. (The Washington Post)

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The surge in popularity of inflatable bounce houses in the United States corresponds to a rash of related accidents. A nationwide study published in the journal Pediatrics found fewer than 1,000 reported bounce-house injuries in 1995 but nearly 11,000 in 2010. That averages 30 children a day being treated in emergency rooms for broken bones, sprains, cuts and concussions resulting from children falling inside or out of the bounce houses, or colliding with each other. More than onethird of the injured children are 5 and younger. (Associated Press)

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After frequent attacks on doctors, Indian hospitals started hiring well-built nightclub bouncers, bodyguards and wrestlers to keep order in emergency rooms and labor rooms. Relatives and friends often become agitated and go on rampages after patients die or are suspected of having been mistreated. Thousands of attacks occur in Indian hospitals every year, according to Dr. Narendra Saini of the Indian Medical Association, who noted families feel especially cheated at expensive hospitals, explaining, “They expect their patient to live because that’s what they paid for.” (Associated Press)

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Nearly three of every four shoppers accustomed to discounted prices at retail stores said they wouldn’t buy a given item without a discount of at least 50 percent. A survey by the consumer research firm America’s Research Group found that deep discounts eat away at already slim profits, but retailers have only themselves to blame, because discounting during a down economy has conditioned shoppers to expect it. Everyday pricing “takes some fun out of” shopping, Paco Underhill, who studies consumer behavior for Envirosell, explained. “Sales are just like heroin.” (Associated Press)

Not Here to Talk About the Past

Physician-turned-tea-partyer Rep. Scott DesJarlais, R-Tenn., easily won reelection to a second term as an avowed anti-abortion, family values candidate, despite testifying at his divorce trial that he had “sexual relationships with at least two patients, three coworkers and a drug representative” while he was married. He also admitted supporting his ex-wife’s decision to have two abortions before they wed and reportedly urged one of the patients he had sex with to get an abortion. DesJarlais has consistently supported anti-abortion legislation, scoring the National Right to Life’s coveted 100 percent rating. (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

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Sheriff’s deputies who stopped Patrick Townsend, 30, for driving without a seatbelt in Polk County, Fla., found 32.4 grams of methamphetamine in his boxer shorts. They said Townsend confessed to trafficking in the drug, boasting that he usually deals in kilos, not grams. Detective Justin Starr recorded the confessions, but when he stepped away and left the digital recorder on a desk, Townsend grabbed it, hid it in his armpit, asked to use the bathroom and flushed the recorder down the toilet. When he returned and saw Starr looking for the recorder, he reportedly told him, “Tighten up on your job, homie.” (Lakeland’s the Ledger)

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After Edward Archbold, 32, swallowed dozens of live cockroaches and worms to win a pet python in an eating contest at a pet shop in Deerfield Beach, Fla., he dropped dead. The Broward County medical examiner ruled Archbold choked to death after his airway became obstructed with “arthropod body parts.” (Associated Press)


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taUrUs (april 20-May 20): in the coming

Sagittarius (nov. 22-Dec. 21):

For the last six decades of his life, Pablo Picasso created art that was adventurous and experimental. He didn’t invent abstract painting, but he was instrumental in popularizing it. And yet in his early years he was a master of realism and had an impressive ability to capture the nuances of human anatomy. Commenting on Picasso’s evolution, travel writer Rick Steves says that when he was young, “he learned the rules he would later so skillfully break.” I suspect you’re in a phase of your own development when you could profit from doing the same thing. So I ask you, Sagittarius: What are the rules that are so ripe for you to bend and twist as you graduate to a more mature level of self-expression?

aries (March 21-april 19): Can you manage

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): in the 1968 olympics, bob beamon broke the world record for the long jump. His leap was so far beyond the previous mark that the optical device designed to calculate it didn’t work. officials had to resort to an old-fashioned measuring tape. after that, the word “beamonesque” came to signify a feat that vastly outstripped all previous efforts. according to my analysis, you geminis will have an excellent chance to be beamonesque in 2013. i expect that you will at least surpass your own peak levels of accomplishment. if you have not yet launched your ascent, get started now. caNcer

(June 21-July 22): The fire ants that invaded the southern U.s. back in the 1930s are an annoyance. They swarm and bite and sting. The venom they inject makes their victims feel like they’ve been burned. two communities have decided to make the best of the situation. auburn, georgia and Marshall, texas both stage annual Fire ant Festivals, with events like the Fire ant Call, the Fire ant round-Up and the Fire ant Chili Cookoff. (to win the latter, your dish must contain at least one fire ant.) Maybe their example could inspire you, Cancerian. is there any pest you could develop a more playful and festive relationship with? Could you possibly turn into the equivalent of a Fire ant Whisperer?

leo (July 23-aug. 22): While reading William

Kittredge’s book The Nature of Generosity, i learned about the oldest known sentence written in ancient greek. it was inscribed on a wine jug that dates back to 740 b.C. translated

into english, it says, “Who now of all dancers sports most playfully?” another possible translation is “Which of these dancers plays most delicately?” i’d love to make something like that be your mantra in the coming week, leo. The time is right for you to do more dancing and playing and sporting than usual — and to seek out companions who’d like to help you achieve record-breaking levels of those recreational activities.

Virgo

(aug. 23-sept. 22): in the movie Groundhog Day, bill Murray plays a man who gets trapped in a time loop. over and over again, he experiences the same 24 hours. When he wakes up each morning, it’s still February 2. at first it drives him crazy, pushing him to the verge of suicide. but eventually he decides to use his time wisely. He becomes a skilled pianist and a fluent French-speaker. He does good deeds and saves people’s lives. He even learns what he needs to do to win the heart of the woman he desires. This transformation turns out to be the key to gaining his freedom. near the end of the film, he escapes to February 3. a comparable opportunity is looming for you, Virgo. you have a chance to break a spell you’ve been under or slip away from a rut you’ve been in. generosity may play a major role.

libra (sept. 23-oct. 22): events in the immediate future may have resemblances to reading a boring book that’s packed with highly useful information. you might feel that there’s a disjunction between the critical clues you need to gather and the ho-hum style in which they are offered. it’s oK to be a bit disgruntled by this problem as long as you promise to remain alert for the partially disguised goodies. Don’t fall asleep in the middle of the unspectacular lesson. scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): “instinct tells

us that sharks are more deadly than delicious fatty foods,” writes Jason Daley in Discover magazine. but “instinct is wrong,” he adds. in fact, eating food that tastes good but is actually bad for us is a far greater threat than shark bites. That’s just one example of how our uneducated urges can sometimes lead us astray. i invite you to keep this possibility in mind during the coming week, scorpio. it’s

by no means certain that you will be misled by your natural inclinations, but it is crucial that you monitor them with acute discernment.

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(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Through some cosmic intervention, a sad or bad or mad story will get tweaked prior to the final turn of the plot. Just as you’re getting ready to nurse your regrets, an X-factor or wild card will appear, transforming the meaning of a series of puzzling events. This may not generate a perfectly happy ending, but it will at least result in an interesting and redemptive climax. What is the precise nature of that X-factor or wild card? Perhaps a big secret will be revealed or some missing evidence will arrive or a mental block will crumble. and it’s likely that you will have an epiphany abut how valuable your problem has actually been.

aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): be honest.

Have you had any of the following symptoms? 1. lack of interest in trivial matters and a yearning for big, holy mysteries. 2. Unfamiliar but interesting impulses rising up in you and demanding consideration. 3. Fresh insights into people and situations you’ve known a long time. 4. an altered sense of the flow of time.5.out-of-the-blue recall of long-forgotten memories. if you haven’t experienced any of the above, aquarius, i must be totally off in my analysis, and this horoscope isn’t for you. but if you’ve had even two of these symptoms, you are on schedule to get what those of us in the consciousness industry call a “religious experience.”

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): you just might be able to teach a statue to talk this week — or at least coax a useful message out of a stone-like person. you could also probably extract a delicious clue from out of the darkness or wrangle a tricky blessing from an adversary or find a small treasure hidden in a big mess. in short, Pisces, you now have a knack for accessing beauty and truth in unexpected sources. you can see what everyone else is blind to and love what everyone else has given up on. you’re practically a superhero. Use your powers wisely, my friend. be benevolently unpredictable.

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week, you would be wise to deal with your vulnerability, your fallibility and your own personal share of the world’s darkness. if you refuse to do that, either out of laziness or fear, i’m worried that you will reinforce a status quo that needs to be overthrown. you may end up rationalizing your mistakes, clinging to false pride, and running away from challenges that could make you smarter and stronger. Don’t do that, taurus! be brave. be willing to see what’s difficult to see. There will be big rewards if you choose to explore the weaker and less mature parts of your personality.


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Last year, I corresponded with this guy through an online dating site. We wrote back and forth a number of times, but we kept pushing back a date because he was busy with travel and opening a business. Then he just stopped writing back. I was bummed, but whatever — I know online dating isn’t a sure thing, so I just moved on (a bit grudgingly). Before you start wondering if this guy was a total fraud, I have since seen media coverage of him and his business, so I know he’s real. I also know he still has an active profile on the dating site. Now, I’ll get to the juicy part of the story. Fast forward one year: I was at a craft fair and spotted him from across the room. Being the brazen, overly confident woman I am, I “accidentally” bumped into him, forcing an exchange. I introduced myself, and he recognized me right away. We had a quick, pleasant exchange with no awkwardness. I was hoping that he would get a look at me and not be able to resist picking up the conversation again, but here I am five days later with no word from him. My question for you is: Did I do the right thing by forcing a meeting, or did I just embarrass myself? What’s the etiquette when you see an online acquaintance in real life?

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