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our years ago, Vermont voted for President Barack Obama by the largest margin of any state in America. So many local liberals were crying in their microbrews last week after Obama’s drowsy debate performance against Republican candidate Mitt Romney. The consensus of the pundit class was clear — the president got his clock cleaned — but many politicians who support Obama were too polite to give such a frank assessment. Then again, Bernie Sanders isn’t most politicians. And in an interview on CNN’s “The Situation Room” on Oct. 4, Vermont’s junior U.S. Senator let the frankness fly, calling Obama’s performance “disastrous.” “No question about it. I think he was listless,” said Sanders, an independent who caucuses with Senate Democrats. Sanders criticized the prez for pointing out all the positions he and Romney agree on — the corporate tax rate, domestic energy production, Social Security — calling it a “disastrous approach.” “The president should have gone in there swinging,” Sanders told host Wolf Blitzer, “differentiating what a progressive policy position is, as opposed to an a extreme right one, put Romney on the defensive.” “If the president cannot differentiate himself clearly from right-wing extremism,” Sanders added, “we have a lot of problems as a nation and he has a lot of problems as a candidate running for re-election.” Now that sounds like the brash son of Brooklyn Vermonters know and love. Obama gets another swing at the piñata on October 16 at Hofstra University in New York — the site of the next debate. No word yet on whether Obama has offered Sanders a debate-coach gig.

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I just wanted to thank Sarah Tuff for the great article [“When the Levy Breaks You,” September 26]! I am a parent of one of those “rooks,” and he did this race with three others that he has gotten to know over the last six weeks. Since we have very little contact with our son and won’t be able to see him until parents weekend, a lot of details of his rook life don’t make it our way. This article was so well written and descriptive, I felt like for the first time since we dropped him off that I got to share a day in his life! I very much enjoyed the descriptions and the humor. I am so glad that Norwich posted this article on their Facebook page. Kelly Jenkins

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Living on Pine Street, I have learned how a four-way intersection works; others, not so much [Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, September 26]. The issue is those who don’t pay attention. Once I was turning left onto Home Avenue from Pine and had a biker — who was on the wrong side of the road and texting — almost run into the broad side of my car for not paying attention. The only reason he didn’t run into me was because I yelled through my window at him to put the phone down.

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He then apologized after he realized what was going on. At the same four-way, a car and a city bus on the way to the garage witnessed a New Yorker in a blue truck with a white tailgate run the stop sign. He just continued on through after the car in front of him went. He almost clipped my car as he spun through, cutting me off. Speaking of all of the problems with four-ways, how about when two or three cars run the red light, ignore the pedestrians in the crosswalks and skirt around buses. How on Earth is this safe, or sane? Elisa Orvis

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[Re “Pragmatism or Purity: Is ‘Fusion’ Good for the Progressive Party?” September 26]: As a former secretary of the Vermont Progressive Party’s coordinating committee who helped organize the write-in primary campaign for Annette Smith on the Progressive ballot, I suggest the answer to Kevin Kelley’s excellent question about whether the Progressive Party “can maintain its independence and relevance” is a resounding “no.” I do agree with Chris Pearson that “without Prog leadership and uncompromising advocacy, Democrats wouldn’t have advanced” on health care, Vermont

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Yankee, GMO and same-sex marriage issues. Those were the good old days of the Vermont Progressive Party. Once the Progressive pragmatists changed stripes to become P/D or D/P, such claims will never again be valid. VPP’s platform states Progressives will “calculate the economic impact resulting from the degradation of Vermont’s natural resources when evaluating the state’s economic development” and will “promote environmentally sound use of Vermont’s natural resources by supporting composting, expanding recycling, reducing hazardous waste, and restoring polluted sites to environmental health.” Yet VPP stands with Democrat Gov. Peter Shumlin and together have greenlighted Green Mountaint Power’s devastation of Vermont’s natural resources, thereby violating VPP core principles that “Vermont’s natural environment is the foundation of our health, quality of life and economy.” Whether P/D or D/P, there can be no denial that P has been forsaken for political expediency. Peggy Sapphire CRAFTSBURY

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I saw the article Megan James wrote about swing dancing in the area [“Swing State,” September 19]. I think it is great that we are raising awareness about how partner dancing is really exploding in Burlington and Vermont. I actually wanted to mention that, maybe even to a larger extent than swing, salsa and Latin dancing in the area have picked up dramatically! Dance events are happening weekly at many different venues. I am part of a group called DsantosVT that teaches weekly and runs socials and parties in Burlington every month with 80 to 100-plus people. It is definitely worth writing about! Richard Voogt BURLINGTON

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As Ken Picard observes in “Crunch Time” [September 19], Doug Hoffer, the Democratic and Progressive candidate for state auditor, manifests a “quiet confidence” as he campaigns. He is a man of integrity who has 24 years of experience as a policy analyst in Vermont, including five years under contract to the state auditor. And he possesses qualities that are even more important than his impressive résumé: professionalism,

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Vermonters are lucky to have Seven Days to honor one of our state’s best bands: Banjo Dan and the Mid-nite Plowboys [“A Tasteful Ruckus,” September 26]. Maybe luckier, it was written by one of the paper’s best writers, Dan Bolles, who is always articulate and well researched in his work. Grace Potter and Phish aside, there are bands like Banjo Dan that have played every town hall, village green and gazebo from Newport to Wilmington for the people of Vermont. Again, with a nod toward Woody, I repeat: “for the people.”

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Yup, it’s time to think about snow. We’ve thought about it already, and came up with some stories to peruse while sipping your hot … whatever. Sarah Tuff interviews a local trainer who whips pro hockey players into shape, while Ken Picard learns about Burlington’s adult hockey league. Kathryn Flagg talks to some skijoring Vermonters — that’s skiing while being pulled by dogs. Corin Hirsch takes the temp at still-closed Ascutney Mountain Resort, and Keenan Walsh visits the newly renamed Vermont Ski & Snowboard Museum. If you’re more concerned with looking good when it’s cold, get some sartorial tips from three fashionistas handpicked by Megan James. Bring it on.

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30 Cold-Hardy Chic

A Convicted Sex Offender’s New Life With a Soldier’s Stolen ID

Will a Student’s Death Be a Rutland Turning Point? BY KATHRYN FLAGG

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Winter Preview: Cross-country skiing and dog lovers unite

Inviting the Public Into Vermont’s Beloved Barns

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

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Short Takes on Film Reality TV Descends on a Middlebury Car Dealership

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Winter Preview: Vermont’s ski museum adds snowboarding BY KEENAN WALSH

42 Schusses Shushed

44 End Game

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95 Mistress Maeve

Your guide to love and lust BY MISTRESS MAEVE

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Theater review: Boom

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Winter Preview: Will Ascutney Mountain Resort ever reopen?

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o matter what happens on Election Day, Vermont’s 30member state Senate won’t nightmarevermont.org look the same when the legisTo purchase tickets lature convenes in January. or for more information Finance Committee Chairwoman ANN CUMMINGS (D-Washington) tells Seven Days she plans to challenge Senate President Pro Tempore JOHN CAMPBELL 16t-NightmareVT100312.indd 1 10/1/12 12:05 PM for the upper chamber’s top job. And Majority Leader BILL CARRIS (D-Rutland) says he will not run for reelection to the Democrats’ No. 2 spot. That leaves a slew of up-and-coming Democrats jockeying for position in a body that likely won’t budge too far from its current 23-7 Democratic majority. And while Campbell says he’ll fight to hold on to his job, Cummings says the Senate needs a change after what she Your LocaL Source calls two years of dysfunction. “I’ve been there for 16 years, and I Since 1995 think the last two were just — we didn’t 14 ChurCh St • Burlington,Vt use our time well,” Cummings says. “I’ve CrowBookS.Com • (802) 862-0848 got a long record there. I think I’ve run a good, effective committee, so I think I’d be a good choice.” 16t-crowbookstore100312.indd 1 9/27/12 2:34 PM A former mayor of Montpelier, Cummings has presided over the taxwriting Senate Finance Committee for a decade. While she considers herself more liberal than Campbell on social issues, she says her challenge stems from managerial, not ideological, differences. “I think the pro tem’s job is to make sure the Senate runs smoothly. It’s a difficult enough job. You just need to have some better organization to make sure votes are counted and you know what’s going on,” she says. “You should, out of respect for the scarcity of time in the Senate, use your time as best you can. And I don’t think we did that last year.” Campbell and Cummings might not be the only candidates in the mix. Other names being floated for the top job include Sens. JANE KITCHEL (D-Caledonia), TIM ASHE (D/P-Chittenden), CLAIRE AYER (D-Addison) and GINNY LYONS (D-Chittenden). “If I were drafted, I would certainly consider it,” says Lyons, adding that a couple of colleagues have already asked if she’d be interested. She says she won’t make up her mind until after the election. OUTLET Kitchel, Ashe and Ayer all say they’re NEW COMING 10-1 not planning to run for pro tem, though e s s e x s h o p p e s & c i n e m a Ashe says, “I’m strongly considering FACTORY OUTLETS w w w . e s s e x s h o p p e s . c o m running for majority leader now that Bill 21 ESSEX WAY, ESSEX JUNCTION, VT | 802.878.2851 has said he’s not.” 12 FAIR GAME

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While the pro tem sets the Senate’s agenda, the majority leader is charged with counting votes and pushing the party’s priorities. Campbell says he believes he has sufficient support to win a second term leading the Senate. First elected in 2000, the Quechee Democrat served for six years as majority leader before taking the reigns of the Senate in 2011, when former pro tem PETER SHUMLIN became governor. “Whoever decides to run, I’ll be in the running,” he says. “I feel confident I’ll return to that position. Campbell chalks up Cummings’ challenge to long-standing “personal issues” between the two senators.

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“She and I just did not work well together. There were certain issues where I had higher expectations, and unfortunately it got to the point where it got pretty messy,” he says. “She may also feel I cannot do the job. She’s entitled to that opinion. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.” Campbell says his critics underestimate what it takes to keep the Senate running smoothly. “People look at it and think you just put a sign on the door and that’s all you have to do,” he says. “Unfortunately, there’s more to it.” For the time being, it looks like Campbell has the support of the Senate’s old guard, which tends to share his more moderate leanings. “John can count on my vote,” says Sen. DICK MAZZA (D-Colchester/Grand Isle), who chairs the transportation committee and sits on the influential but absurdsounding Committee on Committees. “I just don’t see any reason why, if he wants it, the Senate would turn its back on him. The Senate at large is pretty happy about how he’s leading it.” Sen. DICK SEARS (D-Bennington), chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, agrees, saying he also plans to back Campbell. But Sears thinks it

makes sense to install a more liberal member — such as Ashe or Sen. SALLY FOX (D-Chittenden) — as majority leader to provide more balance in leadership. “I think Tim would make an excellent majority leader,” he says. “Personally, either Tim or Sally, because I think they may bring in more progressive members of the caucus.” That faction may grow in strength next term if former Progressive state representative DAVID ZUCKERMAN, who is running as both a Prog and a Dem, is elected to Chittenden County’s sixmember delegation. After failing last term to advance bills that would unionize childcare workers and legalize physician-assisted suicide, the chamber’s more liberal members would welcome more sympathetic leadership. Sen. ANTHONY POLLINA (P/DWashington) says he would support either Cummings or another alternative for pro tem, but not Campbell, saying he prefers “someone who could bring a better sense of organization and support for working families and economic justice issues.” Fellow liberal Sen. PHILIP BARUTH (D-Chittenden) says he wants “either a change in leadership or procedures or both.” And Fox, who has not made up her mind about who to support for pro tem, says it’s important that “the leadership team reflects the political diversity in the Democratic caucus.” She also believes it should include a woman. While women have served as Vermont’s governor, lieutenant governor and House speaker — and all four “money committees” in the legislature are currently chaired by women — the pro tem’s office has always been occupied by a man. Of course, figuring out who will run the Senate will have to wait until after November 6, when voters decide who’s actually in the Senate — though only a handful of races appear to be competitive. The parties typically meet to pick their leaders within a couple weeks of the election. Until then, Sen. DICK MCCORMACK (D-Windsor) says he’ll keep his powder dry. “It’s an in-the-family fight,” he says. “When my brothers and I fight, we don’t tell the neighbors. It’s no secret there’s been some mutual dissatisfaction within the Senate Democrats, and we’ll slug it out over our own kitchen table before the fight gets into the street.”

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Candidates for statewide office finally turned their attention to affordable housing last week — their own, that is. In a somewhat bizarre attack on Democratic State Treasurer Beth Pearce, Republican challenger Wendy Wilton — the Rutland City treasurer — called out the incumbent for renting her Barre home, saying her decision to forgo home ownership shows a lack of commitment to the state’s progressive property tax system. “I think there’s an expectation that a public official who’s earned probably about a million dollars between salary and benefits over nine years really ought to be making a serious commitment to the state and demonstrate it through their ability to do so — to purchase a home,” Wilton said during a weekend debate on WCAX’s “You Can Quote Me.” Wilton spokesman Bradford Broyles took the peculiar hit a step further last week, telling Seven Days by email that, “If you’re fully committed to Vermont, don’t you invest in the state you love? Not if you’re heading back to MA when your tour of duty is over…” Vermont nativism has been a theme of Wilton’s campaign from the start. She mentions her South Burlington roots and her opponent’s Massachusetts upbringing whenever the opportunity arises. And, indeed, there’s been a whisper campaign for weeks that Pearce owns a home in Massachusetts — God forbid! — though her campaign says she does not. Will Wilton’s strategy of taking Vermont back from the flatlanders work? Hard to say. Perhaps we should ask fellow Massholes Jim douglas and Peter Welch. Or maybe New Yorkers Bernie sanders and hoWard dean. Or Pennsylvanian dick snelling or Ohioan thomas P. salmon. And then, of course, there’s the Zurich-born madeleine kunin. Quick! Can we get a birth-certificate check in aisle four?! Pearce wasn’t the only candidate putting out fires on the home front last week. Democratic Gov. Peter Shumlin — a Vermont native, we should note — faced questions from the press corps last Thursday after Vermont Press Bureau chief Peter hirschfeld reported on a sweet deal the gov got on a plot of land in East Montpelier. Hoping to build a 2200-squarefoot “governor’s cabin” a little closer to the state capital, Shumlin added a 19th property to his real estate empire. (Don’t tell Wilton, but one of Shummy’s properties is a cabin in … Canada!)

As Hirschfeld reported, in June the governor went in on the 182-acre East Montpelier property with four friends, who are also campaign contributors. Shummy bought 27 of the acres for $35,000, while his buddies bought the other 155 acres for $630,000. A recent appraisal pegged the actual value of Shumlin’s land at $145,600. When reporters asked him about the deal and about his friends, Shummy got defensive, declining to disclose how he knows his new neighbors. After accusing Hirschfeld first of working for the New York Post and then the National Enquirer, the governor stormed out of the press conference he himself called. The next day, his campaign manager relented a bit, explaining to the Burlington Free Press that the gov’s relationship with the four friends dates back to their college days, when one worked for the Shumlin family company, Putney Student Travel. The governor’s insistence on maintaining his privacy was surprising, given his history of oversharing. Back in April, you’ll recall, Shummy was telling anyone who’d listen precisely how naked he was when he was chased by four hungry bears outside his Montpelier apartment. Back then, the gov went so far as to ask a group of rather bashful-looking reporters whether, like him, they were “real Vermont boys” who don’t wear pajamas to bed. Having grown up out of state, I’m not gonna touch that one. Just don’t tell Wilton that flatlanders have infiltrated the press, too. Despite his momentary penchant for privacy, Shummy reemerged as Gov. TMI over the weekend in an interview that appeared in the Sunday Freeps. Asked whether he’d ever used a composting toilet, the governor revealed, “To tell you the truth, I’d rather go outside. Let’s put it this way: I’d rather use an outhouse than a composting toilet because the fresh air blows through.” m

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he Vermont State Employees Association was seeking a transformational leader who could take the 5200-member union in a new direction when it hired Mark Mitchell last December. Ten months later, the new boss is getting mixed reviews. Several former employees of the union say Mitchell’s hard-charging style prompted a staff exodus and poisoned relations with legislators and administration officials. In the last five weeks, six of the union’s 19 staff members have departed — four of whom told Seven Days they feared the new executive director was causing irreparable damage to the organization. “All of us have left because of our lack of confidence in the abilities of the Director, not just to lead and administrate the Organization, but our sincere belief that he is doing much harm and if allowed to stay, the state of the VSEA will continue to deteriorate,” one departing employee, Lucinda Kirk, wrote in a letter to the union’s board of trustees. A 14-year veteran of the union, Kirk served as its senior field representative until she left for a job in the state’s Department of Human Resources late last month. In her letter, Kirk criticized Mitchell for antagonizing legislators and administration officials with whom the union must negotiate to preserve the jobs and increase the wages of its members. As the sole union representing state employees, the 68-year-old organization’s membership includes two-thirds of the state’s 7800-person workforce. Kirk’s letter also blamed Mitchell for failing to learn about the union’s day-to-day operations and its collective bargaining agreements. It claimed he’s failed to earn the trust and confidence of his employees. “Staff have been afraid to speak up because what they have witnessed first-hand [sic] the untrustworthy and reckless manner in which Mr. Mitchell seems to regard staff and members alike,” Kirk wrote. “They are afraid for their livelihoods and their families.” In addition to Kirk, other recently departed employees include the union’s

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operations director, fiscal coordinator, legislative coordinator, legislative assistant and an administrative assistant. All but one exited voluntarily. The prior fiscal coordinator left earlier this year. No current or former VSEA staff members contacted for this story were willing to speak on the record, but four discussed the situation on the condition of anonymity. Though the letter was signed solely by Kirk, several of them have since read it — and all agree with its basic thrust. “Everything she outlines, I’m completely in agreement with,” said one former employee, adding that, by leaving, “There’s a message we were trying to send.” “She’s pretty justified in saying most of what she’s saying,” said another ex-employee. Calling it a personnel matter, the VSEA declined to make Mitchell available for an interview, but the president of its board of trustees, John Reese, spoke extensively in defense of his executive director. “The reality is Mark’s been doing a

really good job for the organization,” Reese said. “He’s new to the organization and is bringing a fresh approach to things. There’s always going to be some bumps in the road.” Reese characterized the recent turnover as an expected outcome of Mitchell’s work to implement longsought changes to the union’s mission. At the direction of the board, the VSEA is attempting to move from a “service model,” which relies upon central staff to file all grievances and negotiate contracts, to an “organizing model,” which seeks to empower rank-and-file members to help conduct union business. To support the shift, the VSEA plans to create five new positions, three of which would be on-the-ground organizers. At its annual meeting last month, Reese said, its membership voted 2-1 to raise dues by $94.38 a year — to an annual $441.48 — to pay for the new positions. “We brought Mark on board to help turn this ship around because we kind of stagnated. We want to revitalize and

get our membership more involved and more enthusiastic,” Reese said. “In the next two years, you’re going to see a very different VSEA.” Reese attributed early tensions between Mitchell and state officials to his previous work in regions where labor tactics tend to be more rough and tumble than in Vermont. In the 20 years since he earned a law degree from the University of Southern California, Mitchell held eight labor jobs in California, Florida and South America. He’s represented nurses, teachers, engineers, opera singers, TV writers and garment workers. “It’s a different environment and I think that Mark’s approach to dealing with folks — especially early on — was surprising to them because they hadn’t seen a real labor guy come in from the outside who’s had to have knock-down, drag-out fights with administrations and politicians,” Reese said. Vermont AFL-CIO president Ben Johnson sees that new approach as a positive — both for the VSEA and Vermont’s labor movement generally.

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eff rey Carlson thought he had a good friend — not an escaped sex off ender — living in his Williston backyard. The 56-year-old met Bobby Lee Triplett four years ago when both were serving in the Vermont State Guard. Carlson, who is disabled, came to rely on Triplett to drive him to the pharmacy and doctor appointments. To express his appreciation, Carlson invited Triplett to park his camper behind his home and live there. Carlson even installed a Wi-Fi repeater in his garage so his home internet would reach Triplett’s trailer and he could surf the web from his laptop. So Carlson was shocked when federal agents arrived on his doorstep on September 28 to tell him the man he knew as Bobby Lee Triplett was an impostor. His real name is David P. Oswald III — a sex offender on the lam from Washington State. The real Bobby Lee Triplett, a decorated soldier from North Carolina who served four combat tours in Iraq, has never set foot in Vermont. “That was pretty much like somebody dropped the fl oor from underneath me,” Carlson says by phone. “I felt betrayed by somebody I thought was a close friend.” When federal authorities fi nally caught up with Oswald — on the eve of his 47th birthday — they charged him with being a felon in possession of a fi rearm and making false statements to secure a U.S. passport. For six years, Oswald allegedly pulled off a stunning fraud, living under an assumed identity in Vermont. He apparently obtained Bobby Lee Triplett’s stolen military identification and used it to create a new life for himself. With Triplett’s full name, Social Security number and date of birth, Oswald was able to obtain a passport, a Social Security verification letter and a nondriver’s identification from the State of Vermont. He used his fake IDs to register to vote in Williston, purchase guns, register cars and obtain medical treatment. He shaved off the bushy beard seen in his mug shots published on sex-offender websites. Oswald got a job washing dishes at LongHorn Steakhouse in Williston’s Maple Tree Place, where he stayed for about three years and made several friends, according to Carlson. He joined the Chittenden County Fish and Game Club in Jonesville, Carlson says, and his membership enabled him to park his camper there for three consecutive summers. Meanwhile, many of Oswald’s bills got sent to Triplett’s home in North Carolina. While Triplett was deployed in Iraq, his wife got a credit-card bill for an expensive vacuum cleaner purchased in Washington state. Around 2007, Triplett’s bank contacted him after someone tried to purchase a vehicle in Washington using his identification.

During another deployment to Iraq in 2009, Triplett with Oswald’s guns and describes them as mostly received a $2500 income-tax bill from Vermont. “antiques and collectibles” used for sport shooting. Oswald allegedly racked up $4000 in hospital bills Carlson recalls that Oswald was homeless for Veterans Aff airs-related medical care in Vermont. when they fi rst met, so he put him up rent free All those alleged details are in an affi davit fi led infor about a year and a half at his Williston home, Burlington federal court by Special Agent William where he lives with his wife and two teenage stepG. Nelson of the U.S. Department of Veterans Aff airs, daughters. Eventually, Carlson says Oswald got the Office of the Inspector General. dishwashing job and saved enough to buy a camper Much of the information came to light in a September from a coworker’s relative in New York state. Carlson 28 court hearing at which Oswald accompanied him on the trip. appeared briefl y, dressed in a teal“During the summer he’d live up at Chittenden green fl eece jacket. U.S. District [County] Fish and Game Club,” Carlson says. “During Judge Christina Reiss deemed the winter, he’d park the motor home behind the house suspect a fl ight risk and ordered and plug an electric line into it, and would stay there him held without bail. in the winter, in our backyard.” Reached several days later at their home in Carlson says he doesn’t Lincolnton, N.C., the real Bobby Lee Triplett know how or why Oswald and his wife, Bonnie, ended up in Vermont. But he declined to speak says Oswald told him other about the case. stories about his life: He Bonnie initially was born in Alaska, lived referred questions for a time in Sweden and to her “lawyer” and claimed to have served in hung up the phone. Iraq, where his leg was In a second exchange, badly injured by a car she said, “We were that drove through told not to talk to any a checkpoint and newspapers, so please exploded. Now don’t call back.” Carlson says he’s left Carlson, a former wondering whether police offi cer, says he any of what Oswald met Oswald through claimed could the state guard around possibly be true. 2008, and that the alleged “I don’t know imposter achieved the anything about rank of sergeant fi rst class. him now,” Carlson Vermont National Guard says. “He must be spokesman Lt. Col. Lloyd masterful at telling Goodrow confi rms that from stories.” 2008 to 2010, Oswald was a Oswald got member of the 4th Battalion mail at Carlson’s of the Vermont State Guard, home and listed which today has about 180 that address on members, but apparently he his IDs, which is quit several years ago. “He did how authorities present himself as a military ultimately tracked guy. He presented himself by him down. When marshals came the name of Bobby Lee Triplett,” looking for Oswald at Carlson’s house — after Goodrow says. Joining the state meeting the real Bobby Lee Triplett in person and guard requires a criminal background check — confi rming he hadn’t sought medical care in Vermont conducted by the Vermont Criminal Information — Carlson told them Oswald was living at the fi sh and Center — and Goodrow theorizes that Oswald’s record game club, in a camper adorned with a Swedish flag. came up clean because he used the fake name and That trailer was still parked at the Jonesville didn’t get fingerprinted. shooting range last week, but the fl ag was gone. A Members of the state guard do not carry fi rearms, couple in the camper next door, Jennifer Combs and but authorities allegedly found seven guns when they Dale Powers, said a caravan of federal agents came raided Oswald’s camper, including a Walther P38, a tearing into the game club at 7 a.m. on September 28 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Carlson was familiar and hauled Oswald out in handcuffs.

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“He was a loner, that’s for sure,” said Powers, who logs the hills around the club. “He ate supper with us a couple nights, but always sat at the other end of the picnic table.” Powers said Oswald sometimes brought them chocolate desserts from the LongHorn Steakhouse. Combs says that Oswald’s trailer was “ransacked” in the days following his arrest, though she’s not sure by whom. Among the items left behind: an open condom wrapper and an issue of Vogue Bambini, a children’s fashion magazine. Oswald’s life appears to have been a troubled one. According to Washington court records obtained by Seven Days, he was sentenced to three months in jail and 20 months probation after pleading guilty in 2005 to “assault of a child with sexual motivation.” His girlfriend’s two daughters — ages 5 and 6 — told their mother, and later police detectives, that Oswald fondled them under their clothing and told them to keep the abuse secret. Oswald, who told authorities he suffered from paranoid schizophrenia, denied having committed the molestation even after striking a plea bargain that landed him in jail. According to a presentencing report in that case, Oswald had also been fired from a job at the Salvation Army in 2004 “due to allegations of sexual contact with children” — another claim he denied. On top of jail and probation, the court ordered Oswald to undergo psychosexual evaluation and treatment. Oswald told a corrections officer preparing the presentencing report that he was born in Palmer, Aka., in 1965, and was kicked out of school in tenth grade for drinking, smoking

pot and starting fights. He said that both his parents are dead and both his brothers are convicted sex offenders in Alaska. According to the report, he told the corrections officer he was married to the same woman twice before she died in a car accident, and they had three daughters, who are now in their twenties. Oswald’s career allegedly consisted of stints in the Navy and Merchant Marines — and a degree in engineering from the University of Oslo — followed by a string of dead-end fast-food jobs. While recounting all of that in the report, the corrections officer included a big caveat: “The following information was provided by the offender and has not been verified.” For more than a year, Oswald faithfully checked in weekly with his probation officer, Washington court records indicate. But in September 2006, he suddenly disappeared and Washington prosecutors issued a warrant for his arrest. Among the unanswered questions is how Oswald obtained Triplett’s identification. Triplett told federal investigators that his vehicle was stolen sometime in 2005 while he was in Tacoma, Wash., with his military identification inside. When the vehicle was recovered, the ID was gone. It’s not clear whether Oswald stole the car or obtained Triplett’s information from someone who did. Also unclear is how Oswald evaded detection for so long. Court records indicate the VA sent Triplett a $1300 hospital bill for his Vermont doppelganger in 2011. But whatever investigation ensued didn’t prevent Oswald from continuing to receive VA-funded medical care. m

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t’s been two weeks since a driver who police say was huffing aerosol inhalants plowed into a row of parked cars in Rutland, killing 17-year-old high school senior Carly Ferro. But the city is still reeling from the accident. Specifically, Ferro’s death seems to be fueling doubts about the future of a burg already hard-hit by the recession. A few residents lashed out on Facebook, calling for tough justice for the driver and passengers of the car that struck Ferro, and lamenting Rutland’s transformation in recent years into a “drug town.” “Clean this place up!” one person wrote on the Rutland City Police Department’s Facebook page. “Drugs are taking over!” In good times, Rutlanders are the first to dismiss the bad rap their city has earned in the rest of the state. Rutland’s boosters say the “RutVegas” nickname is not deserved, pointing to crime statistics that show the city is no less safe than other urban areas of the state. But when tragedy strikes, Rutland’s troubled image may prompt its residents to push the panic button sooner than they would have. Rutland City Police Chief Jim Baker says the cheerful, hardworking Ferro “represented what was the best about Rutland. Losing her really hits a very tender spot,” he says. “We lost one of our bright stars.” Ferro was walking to her father’s parked car on September 26 at about 6 p.m. at the end of her after-school job at Rutland Discount Food and Liquidation Center. That’s when 23-year-old Alex W. Spanos drove his sedan into Ron Ferro’s car at an estimated 80 miles per hour, fatally pinning Carly between the car and the food center’s brick wall. Spanos pleaded not guilty in late September to six charges, including gross negligence and manslaughter, and is being held at the Rutland jail for lack of $200,000 bail. Rutland residents such as Jennifer Vargas say Ferro’s death is a sober counterpoint to the grassroots efforts to revitalize the Marble City. “It’s so easy to take the wind out of our sails,” says Vargas, who purchased a home in July two blocks from the accident site. Vargas, now 37, grew up in the neighborhood, and says it has become “downright scary.” Police recently raided a house five doors down, and Vargas and her husband have installed a

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the whole story. She thinks crime stands out more in Rutland than in other parts of Vermont because of the city’s depressed economy. “I had to buy a home in Rutland Town, because Rutland doesn’t have any good neighborhoods anymore,” she says. “I wanted my son to grow up in the same environment I did, and I came back here a little delusional, thinking that still existed.” The frustration with drugs in the community has a number of residents — Robertson and Vargas included — complaining about city officials. “No one is publicly taking the lead here in saying, we’re cracking down on this, and this is how we’re doing it,” says Robertson. “We’re angry, and no one’s coming out to lead us.” Mayor Chris Louras disagrees with that assessment. He says Rutland “is not one of those communities that sticks our head in the sand and pretends that there’s not a problem. Many communities in the state do that,” he says. “We’re going to hit the issue on the head.” The board of aldermen has taken at least one stand on the issue of drugs in the community. Earlier this month, it voted unanimously to ban medical marijuana dispensaries in Rutland. Meanwhile, a new opiate treatment center is scheduled to open in Rutland’s

Howe Center, perhaps as soon as this month. Louras argues it’s part of a multipronged approach to fighting drug addiction that includes enforcement, prevention and treatment. “We don’t have a lot of treatment facilities in Rutland right now, and how’s that working out for us?” he asks rhetorically. The irony is: The drug that led to Ferro’s death wasn’t illegal. Spanos was alleging huffing Dust-Off, a brand of dust cleaner commonly used to clean computers and electronic equipment. The cleaner contains difluoroethane, and the high from the gas can cause paralysis for several minutes. Chief Baker acknowledges that Rutland has “enormous challenges” in the form of poverty and addiction, but says in this case, Ferro’s death “had nothing to do with anyone supplying any drugs.” Larry Jensen, chair of the Rutland police commission, says there’s no silver lining to Ferro’s death. But he hopes that if anything positive comes from the tragedy, it will be greater community involvement in dealing with drug use and associated crimes. “Everybody could do more,” Jensen says. That could mean calling the police hotline, or posting signs, as some residents already have, declaring that crime won’t be tolerated in their neighborhoods. But Jensen also thinks Rutland can’t let itself wallow too much in a perception of the city as crime and drug riddled. “I think it’s important that you speak well about your city, and be supportive of your place,” says Jensen, who formerly worked in recruitment at the Rutland Regional Medical Center. Jamie Pemrick has been doing her part — with mixed results. She and her husband chaired a neighborhood committee that organized monthly meetings with the police to discuss resident concerns. After a good turnout out for the first meeting around a year and a half ago, attendance dwindled to just one or two people each month. Now Pemrick is leading a new group called the Carly Ferro Purple Ribbon Project. She’s encouraging Rutland residents to put up purple ribbons around the city, a gesture that’s “simply about taking our towns back so something like this might not happen again,” she writes on Facebook. In times like these, the community “comes together like you would never believe,” Pemrick observes, referring to Ferro’s death. “But it fades away quickly. Unfortunately, we need to keep people’s anger going to make the difference that needs to be made.” m

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the court of public opinion on the very social networks he used to promote his projects. Champlain College professor Elaine Young noted that irony in a blog post titled “The Rise of the Social Media Mob” on her website, ejyoung.com. “It’s a small step to go from support and defense to a social media mob feeding frenzy that has no good outcome,” Young wrote. “So stand up for those who need it...But just remember that social media can make it bigger, faster, meaner, and more serious than you intended.” Churchill and McIntyre launched “30 in Thirty” this past spring. After successfully creating a new website and digital marketing plan for Nunyuns Café & Bakery in Burlington as proof of the concept, they set out to raise $75,000 by early July on Indiegogo, a Kickstarter-style crowd-funding website. Despite offering lavish perks to high-dollar donors such as the chance to win a tropical cruise, the project fell short of its goal, raising just $3000. So the duo retooled the project from a documentary film into a series of web videos. The first “webisode” was posted online in late August, spotlighting an old-fashioned toy store in Waterbury called the Tiny Acorn. That turned out to be the only “30 in Thirty” episode to air. Last week, the “30 in Thirty” website was replaced with a note, unsigned but apparently written by Churchill, explaining the project’s sudden end. “Along the way, mistakes were made and some people left feeling like they were misled as to our intentions, practices or plans,” the note read. McIntyre says he quit the project because of Churchill. “I couldn’t work with him anymore.” McIntyre says he grew frustrated with Churchill’s decision making and what he described as “not following through on stuff” or “overhyping stuff.” Another point of contention was the purchase of fake followers for “30 in Thirty’s” Twitter account and fake “likes,” for its Facebook page. According to the Fake Follower Check tool at fakers. statuspeople.com, nearly two-thirds of

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@30ThirtyDoc’s graphics and 3400-plus Twitter logo — they’re followers were still using it — and dummy accounts. they’re saying “I told him I was they’re saving very much against small businesses,” that,” McIntyre says of Magoon says. At least the fake followers, “and three other women, all he did it.” recent college grads, say Churchill, who’s taken the they worked on the project heat for the failed experiment, but never received promised declined to respond to what he called compensation. the public “personal attacks” that have A few good things did come out of “30 been leveled at him. But in an emailed in Thirty.” Two local businesses got new, statement, he admitted that, “‘30 in high-tech websites, which McIntyre Thirty’ was hastily planned and poorly says he intends to maintain. “I still think executed. As half of the ‘30 in Thirty’ it is a viable idea,” McIntyre says, but not team, I take responsibility for these with his former partner and not with shortfalls.” “30 in Thirty” in the name. “While I have personally made deciAnd the local Twitterverse may have sions in my private life that have allowed learned a thing or two. Some of the people to question the integrity of our users who had made serious accusations project’s intenagainst Churchill tions or practices, also expressed we never had any concern that ventless than the best ing on Twitter may of intentions renot have been the garding our work,” best way to adhe continued. dress the situation. “‘30 in Thirty’ “For the record may be over,” — I, for one, am Churchill said, but not enjoying this. he wants to seek But it seems to be PROF. EL AIN E YOU NG out 28 more small helping a lot of businesses to women & protectassist with digital ing them,” wrote marketing. a Twitter user on the #btvhickscam Several contractors who worked on hashtag. “30 in Thirty” said they still haven’t “Tweeting is a good start (sunlight is been paid for their services, though the best disinfectant). But there may be most declined to talk publicly for fear legal remedies, too,” wrote another. of losing future business. Graphic deThe message on the “30 in Thirty” signer Nichole Magoon says Churchill website offers to refund any contribucontacted her via text message in the tions made through the Indiegogo camspring and offered her $1000 to create paign, although emails to the provided a logo for the project and other graphic refunds@30inthirty.com address were work. “I didn’t sign a contract because bouncing back as of Monday afternoon. I trusted him,” Magoon said. Churchill has since launched By August, Magoon says, she still Winston NYC, described on its webhadn’t seen any of the money promised, site as an “ongoing effort to seek out so she contacted the team. McIntyre, new and otherwise undiscovered or who says he wasn’t aware Churchill had underappreciated beauty and bring it hired Magoon, paid her off in two $500 to life through film, photo and brandinstallments. ing.” On the home page is a photo of “My frustration was just that the woman in a short pink top exposing whole time, they had been using my her midriff.

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in a tour benefi ting the town’s community center will fi nd proof that barns aren’t just relics of the state’s agricultural past. The event includes stops at three working dairy barns, as well as at two recently built barns that have other, nonfarming purposes. Meanwhile, in a parallel project, crews from a men’s prison and a women’s prison are sprucing up a couple

of dairy barns through a partnership involving state agencies, private companies and nonprofi t organizations. Ten men serving sentences at the Northeast Correctional Complex in St. Johnsbury are painting and repairing a barn on PAUL GINGUE’s farm in Waterford. And a group of female inmates at South Burlington’s Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility will soon undertake a similar

project on the Maille dairy farm in Shelburne. “We were looking for barns that would be fairly visible to the public and also not too far from the correctional centers,” explains COLLEEN LEONARD, a spokeswoman for the state’s Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets. Organizers of the initiative, funded by Pizzagalli Properties and Sherwin

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GOT AN ARTS TIP? ARTNEWS@SEVENDAYSVT.COM Williams (which is donating paint), want to call attention to the state’s working landscape while helping to enhance its appearance. The prisoners, all nonviolent offenders, receive one day off their terms for every day they spend painting the barns. And, through training provided by VERMONT WORKS FOR WOMEN and PRESERVATION TRUST OF VERMONT, the inmates are learning skills that could enable them to find paid employment after leaving prison. One of the oldest barns on the Jericho tour has not only been preserved, it’s been converted into an art gallery featuring the works of Emile Gruppe (1896-1978), a Massachusetts artist who spent several summers vacationing and teaching in Vermont. Another of the barns — one of the few in Jericho that still houses cows — is owned by the family of Deborah Rawson. Nearly a quarter-century ago, she wrote an influential book mourning the transformation of farmland into suburbs in Chittenden County. Rawson’s Without a Farmhouse Near helped advance the movement to contain sprawl and to protect open spaces in Vermont’s most populous county. Rawson died in 1992 at age 40. The public library serving Jericho and

Underhill is named in her honor. Rawson’s book indeed foretold the future of the area where she lived most of her short life. “Agriculture in Jericho has largely vanished,” says JULIA BLAKE, a tour organizer and board member of the town’s community center. “Only two or three working dairy farms are left. Jericho has become more of a bedroom community for Burlington.” One purpose of Saturday’s tour, Blake adds, is “to remind people of our heritage, which is fast disappearing.” Barnstormers who take the selfguided tour can also stop in at the community center to hear scheduled talks by longtime Jericho resident BROOKS BUXTON and by specialists from Preservation Trust of Vermont and the state’s DIVISION FOR HISTORIC PRESERVATION. The Jericho Barn Tour, a self-guided tour of 14 barns, and talks by experts on history and restoration at the community center, Saturday, October 13, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. $15 includes map and refreshments. Info, 899-4180. communitycenterinjericho.com/UpcomingEvents.html For more info on correctional facilities’ work crews painting Vermont barns, see vermontagriculture.com. 4t-fleming101012.indd 1

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says, “will present an amazing rush of sensations that protest, rant and proffer an oppositional stance to the switch-over to an all-digital cinema.” That means celebrating photochemical film in all its forms — including the dusty reels in your attic. On October 20, the 10th annual International Home Movie Day, Ciné Salon invites locals to bring in their own 8-millimeter, Super 8 or 16-millimeter home movies for big-screen viewing and preservation advice. The following Monday, Posner will screen the 8-millimeter works of American artist Bruce Conner, who turned to the cheap format in the 1960s the way some filmmakers today shoot on their cellphones. On December 3, look for an appearance at the Ciné Salon by Boston Globe film critic Ty Burr. Another local champion of celluloid, Plattsburgh film collector and historian ANDY MACDOUGALL, reports that he has applied for a grant from the NORTH COUNTRY CULTURAL CENTER FOR THE ARTS that would help him take his “cine-interpretive center” on the road, “regionally and out-ofstate.” He’s dubbed himself the “Last Picture-Show Man.”

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GMC and Ford automobile dealership in sleepy Middlebury is the unlikely star of a new reality television series, slated to air this January on GSN (formerly the Game Show Network). What prompted Los Angeles-based GSN to fl y in producers, cameramen and a full crew for six weeks this fall? That would be GARDNER STONE, the straighttalking patriarch of the G. Stone Motors dealership, who takes an unorthodox approach to selling cars: He’ll take just about anything in trade. It’s no gimmick put on for the TV cameras; since opening his own dealership in 1974, Stone has made a practice of accepting virtually anything he thinks he can resell. Earlier this month, it was a Hereford cow. Ask him about unusual trades he’s made, and he’ll rattle off a laundry list: land in Florida and New York, “elk on the hoof,” tractors, sawmills. “Everything has a value,” says Stone. That penchant for bartering won Stone and his family business a new show called “Family Trade.” Promotional materials for the show play up the “simmering stew of family drama” that supposedly accompanies Stone’s freewheeling trades: His son and daughter, TODD and DARCY STONE, have “the unenviable task of reselling whatever their father has bought,” one press release reads. Todd Stone runs the main dealership at G. Stone, Darcy runs the commercial branch of the company — “and I run my mouth and the cellphone,” Gardner jokes. He admits that he’ll “take a shot on anything,” and that his children sometimes doubt the value of his trade. But Stone says that, at the end of the day, the dealership is doing just fi ne: They’ve been in business for nearly 40 years, after all. “We win more than we lose,” he says, and quickly adds, “Our customers are winners, too.” G. Stone’s fi rst brush with fame happened a year ago, when Todd got a call from Eli Frankel, an executive with Lionsgate Television Group. Frankel had heard, secondhand, about G. Stone’s unusual way of conducting business. Would the family be up for hosting a fi lm crew for a few days? The Stones were in. After pulling together a short clip,

ramping up drama for the sake of good TV, despite some early eff orts to spice things up. “I got a handle on that real quick,” Stone says. “We’ve had a couple of knock-down, drag-outs.” In the end, Stone praises the crew members for their professionalism and their willingness to document true reality, not manufactured drama. CYNTHEA WIGHT HAUSMAN , the owner of Cynthea’s Spa on Church Street in Burlington, can attest to the show’s realness. She initially heard about “Family Trade” when a producer contacted her about doing makeup for the production. But when the Lionsgate employees learned of Hausman’s line of Vermontmade body scrubs, they asked if she’d be interested in bartering bath products for a new (to her) car. “I’m not one of those people that will do anything to be on television,” Hausman says. But she also knew that the opportunity to talk about her business and her body scrubs was great exposure — and, as it happened, she had been considering trading in her Toyota for a vehicle with more cargo space. She took a look at G. Stone’s

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The railroad car was eventually deposited at its current location, where it has sat idle ever since. Sadly, Anthony Bushway’s plans to open a Golden Spike diner never materialized, as he died just three years later. (We encountered rumors that the town wouldn’t issue a permit for a restaurant on that location, but Marge Bushway insists their plans never progressed that far.) In the intervening years, Bushway has occasionally decorated the train car’s interior during the holidays — hence the Feliz Navidad sign and Christmas lights — but otherwise it’s remained vacant and unused. What’s the story behind the car itself? For that we turn to an 18-page history of the railroad car and its original owner, the now-defunct Rutland Railroad, written by Rogan C. Faith, a University of Vermont historic-preservation student, in October 1997. According to Faith’s research, the Rutland Railroad car No. 707 was either a parlor or a smoker car (not a passenger car) built by the Wagner Palace Car Company of Buffalo, N.Y., most likely in 1891. It’s 70 feet long, weighs more than 30 tons and has the unusual design feature of three — rather

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rivers traveling through Keeler Bay on their way to the Champlain ferry to Plattsburgh, N.Y., may scratch their heads at the unusual sight of an old railroad car parked along the east side of the highway, just north of the intersection of U.S. 2 and Vermont 314. The weathered, historic-looking train car is in decrepit shape, with dirty and broken windows, peeling green paint and rickety staircases at either end. Despite a “No Trespassing” sign to ward off nosy visitors, several inviting curios are visible from outside. They include two light-up “Feliz Navidad” signs, several stained-glass windows, a couple of mannequins dressed in hats and ties, and some cardboard cutouts of the Virgin Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus. In one window hangs a hand-lettered sign that reads “The Golden Spike” — presumably a reference to the final railroad spike driven to join the first

transcontinental railroad across the United States in May 1869 — along with the names “Bushway” and “Blow.” Oddest of all, the railroad car sits on a stretch of track as long as the car itself, but no railroad line ever ran through this particular section of Grand Isle County. WTF? Turns out, Marge and Anthony Bushway purchased the train in February 1997. Marge Bushway, who still lives with her sister in a house just north of the train car, explains that she and her husband had been out leaf-peeping in Morrisville the previous autumn and stopped at the hardware store. There they found the car, which had apparently been parked on the spot for decades. (At the time, a tree was growing through it.) After eating lunch in a nearby café, Bushway recalls, her husband got a “hot flash” and decided he wanted to buy the railroad car, haul it back to Keeler Bay and convert it into a diner. “It was in pretty bad shape, even worse than it is now,” Bushway reports. They hired a crane company to hoist it, which promptly turned around and charged the couple even more money to finish the job. “It was just hanging there,” Bushway remembers, “so what were we gonna do, say no?”

than two — six-wheel trucks, presumably to increase passenger comfort. Did this car ever rumble through Grand Isle? Highly unlikely, according to Faith. Based on extant signage on the carriage itself, it once belonged to the Rutland Railroad, which began its life in 1847 as the Rutland & Burlington Railroad. “In 1849, the company was given two years to extend its line from Burlington to St. Albans if it could build the tracks,” Faith writes. “It didn’t, due to a lawsuit brought by its rival, the Vermont Central. South of Burlington, however, the line progressed to the point where it was granted the mail contract following a race between one of its trains and a stagecoach from Bellows Falls to Burlington. The train won, by two hours, even though it had to use horses to carry the mail over an incomplete, eight-mile stretch from Summit (where construction crews earlier found the remains of a mastodon) to Cuttingsville.” Faith goes on to report that the Rutland Railroad “limped along” with tracks so poorly maintained that other lines wouldn’t allow their equipment to run on them. The Rutland Railroad finally went belly up in 1961 when its lines were abandoned for good. What’s to become of this relic? Bushway says a number of interested parties have approached her over the years, but she has refused to part with the train car. For sentimental reasons? Hardly, Bushway says. “No one ever wants to pay me for it!” she says. “They just want me to donate it or get it for free.” Note to prospective buyers: Make Bushway a reasonable offer, and the car could be yours, with one proviso: You have to haul it away yourself. m

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was to start with. Typically a 2-inch green board loses 1/8 inch of thickness once seasoned, but the actual difference may be more or less. When sawmill operators adjust the “set-off” on their equipment — that is, the amount the log is advanced after each pass through the blade — they must allow for the kerf (or width) of the blade plus shrinkage. In the 19th century, they lacked an accurate way to gauge moisture content. So they made the set-off a little wider than the nominal size, knowing the true size of the seasoned lumber would probably be a little less. The difference between nominal and true size was known as “scant” allowance.

The process was far from exact. I know this from examining the boards in the museum of antique lumber known as my house, which was built in the early 1890s. The nominal thickness of rafters and such clearly was 2 inches, and I’d say on average, true size was slightly less than that. But there’s quite a bit of variation, from 1 ¾ inches to 2 1/8. Carpenters in the 1890s dealt with this as best they could, judging from my house. They used thicker lumber as headers — that is, the horizontal boards above windows or on top of a line of studs, which carried a lot of weight. As time went on, builders began demanding lumber of uniform dimension, so sawmill operators began planing boards after cutting them. Assuming you waited till the boards dried out and adjusted your planer accordingly, you’d wind up with a product of reliable size. However, it was also thinner. Now the true size of lumber wasn’t slightly less than nominal, but a lot less. How much less? That’s where the greed comes in. Whether you’re milling lumber or making Hershey bars, smaller is cheaper. The driving concern at the turn of the century wasn’t so much the wood itself but the cost of freight. The virgin forests close to civilization had been cut down, and lumber had to be shipped from increasingly

distant locations. In the early 1900s you might pay $10 per thousand board feet at the mill and $20 to ship it. It occurred to lumber tycoons that if they did all their finishing out in the woods, thereby reducing the product’s bulk, they’d save a ton of money on freight. So that’s what they did. But a problem soon emerged: Once nominal and true sizes parted ways, everything was up in the air. Southerners argued that southern yellow pine was stronger than northern white pine, and therefore could be cut thinner. Thus while 2-by stock was 1 ¾ inches in most of the country, southern yellow pine manufacturers made theirs 1 5/8 inches. As lumber became a national commodity, builders complained about getting wood of different sizes. After World War I, a push for standardization began. Years of wrangling ensued, as lumbering regions jockeyed for competitive advantage and debated arcane issues, at one point arguing over 1/32 of an inch. It wasn’t until 1963 that modern sizes were agreed on, but the standard has endured ever since. Today nominal 1 by 4s are ¾ by 3 ½ inches, while nominal 2 by 4s are 1 ½ by 3 ½ — confusing for novice carpenters, and a bother for those rehabbing century-old houses, but otherwise a triumph of rationality over nature and the buck.

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their beauty. She agreed that they are beautiful, then paused. She doesn’t care what they look like, she said. It’s what they represent that hurts her. She hadn’t attended the funeral protesters staged at the end of July, when they knew they had lost. But when the towers started to rise, she grieved, as surely as she had when her father died. Tears came to her eyes as she spoke. What do these wind turbines represent? Opportunism, for one. In return for investing in the wind project, GMP will receive $44 million in federal production tax credits over 10 years.

smack of the same kind of breathless impulsiveness that fuels instant consumer gratification. Capitalism’s wont is not to deliberate; it’s to grow, as fast as possible. Development decisions made essentially by entrepreneurs only sometimes, coincidentally, serve the public good. It may look green, but dollars are green too. The project represents, most of all, waste. I’m no environmental scientist, but people I trust, such as aquatic biologist and former Fish & Wildlife commissioner Steve Wright, persuade me that this project is unnecessary. Along with other articulate opponents, such as Irasburg physician Robert Holland, Wright argues that the project is not as cost efficient as proponents claim, especially considering the damage to Vermont’s 12thlargest habitat stock of moose, bears, deer, catamounts, coyotes and eagles. We need to stop global warming at the source, opponents say: that is, improve energy efficiency. There is probably no scientist on any side of these issues who thinks the U.S. — including Vermont, with its “efficiency utility,” Efficiency Vermont — has realized more than a fraction of its energy-conservation potential. For instance, a 2009 report by the management consultant McKinsey & Company estimates that the U.S. could reduce nontransportation energy consumption by almost a quarter by 2020. That would save $1.2 trillion and eliminate 1.1 gigatons of greenhouse-gas emissions annually — “the equivalent of taking the entire U.S. fleet of passenger vehicles and light trucks off the roads,” says the report. Think what we could do by driving less. The report also encourages planning: ©dreamstime.com/mikosch

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couple of friends and I hiked up Lowell Mountain on a recent rainy Saturday to get a closer look at Kingdom Community Wind, Green Mountain Power and Vermont Electric Cooperative’s wind farm. We turned right off New Street in Albany onto the Bailey Hazen Road, past Don and Shirley Nelson’s tidy white farmhouse and their round pond half outlined by a stone wall, like a bright eye with an arched brow. The fields and pastures poured toward the mountains in every direction. And, as the ruts got rockier — part of the Catamount Trail, this section of road is more fit for feet or skis than car tires — we saw the turbines, immense, muscular, their white arms outstretched as if trying to grab the whole landscape. Then we found our way to the nearly invisible trailhead, marked only by a handmade sign: “When the last tree is cut down.” We followed the pink and green satin ribbon blazes up the goat path, punctuated by more signs: “When the last fish is caught.” “When the last river is poisoned.” At the top, we scrambled over a house-high berm of rubble, past the signs telling us to keep out, onto the wide dirt road that rolls over the blasted-flat ridgeline for almost four miles. All but a few of the 21 turbines, more than 400 feet high, were complete. This is no farm. It is a mountaintopremoval strip mine for wind, a windsmelting factory, a slaughterhouse for butchering breezes into kilowatts of power. It is also awesome. The turbines’ shafts are whiter than ibises, shinier than the inside of any shell, straighter than spruce; their blades are the leaves of wild irises, the fins of sharks — nature pared of burls and scrubbed of decay, like modernism clearing the clutter of

LoweLL Mountain may not have died in vain. We joked that these structures might not be wind turbines at all, but some kind of towers for surveillance on a grander scale than we could imagine. The next day, I talked with a friend who lives in Craftsbury Common, where she grew up. I asked if she’d been up to see the turbines. She said she hadn’t and didn’t want to. She knows that mountain, has skied the Catamount Trail many times. Now she sees the windmills every day on her way home from work. I told her that I couldn’t help admiring

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are more fearsome than awesome. And, while I was smitten by that sexy technology, I was also angry. I wanted to stroke the towers’ skin. I also wanted to smear them with graffiti. Or blow them up. I felt depressed as we descended the hill, and for days afterward. But I can almost predict what will eventually happen, because it happens every time I drive up our own hill in Hardwick and see the 200-foot-tall cell tower that some of us spent years and thousands of dollars trying to stop, or at least shorten. I feel a twinge of sadness for our formerly unspoiled hill. But — while the coverage is still spotty, since no phone company has yet rented space on the tower — I’ve also gotten rid of my landline and rely only on my cellphone and save money. I can’t stay angry and depressed forever. Denial, anger, depression, bargaining: the stages of grief. The final stage is acceptance. The long fight over Lowell Mountain has shifted the political winds around industrial wind. Hubbardton, West Rutland, Castleton and Pittsford voted against a proposed commercial wind project in their area. Newark amended its town plan specifically to exclude ridgeline industrial wind development. Lowell Mountain may not have died in vain. Still, development has come to the Northeast Kingdom. Jay Peak’s owners are trying to gather $500 million to invest in expanding their own kingdom. They claim this will create 10,000 jobs — about one-sixth of the region’s population. Right. Will people tire of defending one ridgeline, one river, one view at a time? Or will more and more little deaths mobilize more resistance, the way friends dropping dead throughout the gay community turned grief into rage and rage into successful activism? The last sign on the Lowell Mountain path, after those foretelling the deaths of trees and rivers, is: “Then only will man find that he cannot eat money.” It is a warning, not a prophecy. m

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“Forge greater alignment between utilities, regulators, government agencies, manufacturers and energy consumers.” McKinsey is not known as a nest of treehugging socialists — nor of Northeast Kingdom NIMBYs. Kingdom Community Wind represents faux democracy. Like the term “wind farm,” which lends the project an illusion of rural hominess, the word “community” is cynically deceptive. Yes, the town of Lowell voted 3-1 to support the project in 2010. It reaffirmed that support at this year’s town meeting. But did the townspeople make a disinterested decision? GMP will pay them a half-million dollars in tax revenues and other payments annually, an amount that will escalate over time. That’s enough to cover Lowell’s entire municipal and highway budgets — and eliminate those taxes — an offer that a tiny (population 879) and essentially economy-less town can hardly refuse. The company is also tossing out $150,000 annually to be shared by the five other towns in the viewshed. It’s got a cozy name, too: the Good Neighbor Fund. The agreement between GMP and Lowell, moreover, makes clear just how much democracy will remain once the blades start turning. The town will be allowed to obtain, on its own dime, company records to check that payments are accurate. But town officials must keep those records confidential, and the company may destroy them after six years. So there will be no real transparency, and no history. The longer my friends and I stayed up there, the more we relaxed. One said he was reminded of the first time he emerged from the Long Trail into the Mt. Mansfield ski area, with its giant lifts and towers, its slopes shaved out of the wilderness. This wasn’t as bad as he expected, he said. The other friend looked out over the Lowell range, where storm clouds were dropping over the summits. She noted that nature dwarfs every human-made thing, whether technology or art. The Sheffield towers, only a few miles away, looked tiny. We could hear the turning blades creaking in an old-fashioned, mechanical way. I suggested that they needed grease. We were trying to diminish them, I thought later, denying that they

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Name: Aimée DesOrmeaux-Lewis Age: 27 Occupation: Business development associate at Heritage Automotive Group, South Burlington

On her biggest style inﬂ uence, her mom: “When I was really little, in the ’80s, she did the whole Bon Jovi hair, the tuck-and-roll jeans. Once we got older, she was very classic, very tailored, always put together. I mean, she’s gorgeous. She’s ﬂ awless to me. And she’s a big woman, too. She just really knows how to work what she’s got, and that’s what taught me to do the best with what I’ve got; to own it.”

Style icons: “My mom has insanely great style, so I get a lot of pieces from her. And then … hate her, but I love her style: Kim Kardashian. She’s very classic and very tailored. Beyoncé: ˜ at’s my girl. She’s very free with her wardrobe; she just does whatever she feels like. It’s very earthy, natural. Also, Amelia Earhart — sharp!” Blog: thickandthrifty.tumblr.com

To keep her wardrobe fresh, Aimée vacuum seals her clothes before packing them away for the season.

Aimée actually prefers dressing for cold weather. “I love fall and winter fashion,” she says. “I love layering; that’s my forte, layering the hell out of stuff.”

Aimée can’t make it through winter without her brown leather boots. “˜ ey were an investment,” she says of the pair she bought for $300 on WideWidths.com, but they’ve lasted three years and are still going strong.

Aimée likes to wear real stockings with a garter belt — but she forgot to bring the belt to this photo shoot. She improvised like a pro, totally rocking her rolled-down stockings.

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“I don’t usually like April Cornell stuff, but I think her accessories are super pretty,” she says, pointing out the hand-stitched beadwork on her red velvet gloves. “˜ ey’re my mom’s,” she adds, grinning.

ure, now you’re excited to break out your sweaters, swaddle yourself in scarves and lace up your leather boots. But in a few short months, when the winter doldrums set in, good luck maintaining your enthusiasm for puffy coats. Dressing well through the long Vermont winter — when, frankly, we’d rather zip our shivering bodies

into hoodie-footies wrapped in mummy bags — is a us how to layer artfully. Caitlin Pierce, the eff ortchallenge few can master. lessly fashionable, enviably redheaded author of style For advice and inspiration, Seven Days invited blog Wore Out, proved you can never have too three stylish Burlingtonians to our offi ce to playmany coats. And James DeRosia, who owns the dress-up with clothes from their own (unbelievable) Burlington vintage-clothing store Downtown Threads, closets. Aimée DesOrmeaux-Lewis, the budget-con- demonstrated how a dash of color can warm up the scious beauty behind the blog Thick & Thrifty, showed coldest nights.

Name: James DeRosia James has a simple tip for avoiding hat hair in the winter: Don’t wear a hat. “My ears get cold and I just deal with it,” he says. “It has to be brutally cold for me to put a hat on.”

Age: 30 Occupation: Owner of Downtown ˜ reads, Burlington Style icons: “I like Robert Redford a lot, actually. He’s kind of my boy. Looking at him from the ’70s — he was just kind of a boss. He’d wear a lot of elegant longer coats. His style was classic.” Blog: downtownthreads.net

James picked up this jacket at Vanson Leathers’ factory in Fall River, Mass. “˜ e guy in the shop sized me up and said, ‘I have three jackets that might work for you.’ One of them was a motorcycle-y jacket. ˜ e other was maroon and blue and was a little too Captain America. And the other one was this one.”

James’ Harry Potter scarf used to belong to singersongwriter Myra Flynn. “She saw me wearing it one day and said, ‘Where’d you get that? Battery Street Jeans? ˜ at used to be my scarf!’”

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˜ is 1960s peacoat is James’ go-to winter layer. “It weighs, like, a million pounds, and it’s all wool and it’s meant to last forever. ˜ e style’s really classy, and you can pop the collar if you want to look a little badass.”

It takes a conﬁ dent guy to wear button-ﬂ y pants. “˜ ese are ridiculous,” says James with a smirk. “˜ ey were in my store, and I was like, I need those.”

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˜ is sterling silver, jasper and quartz belt buckle was a gift from James’ dad. “He probably got it at a garage sale,” James says.

Cold-Hardy Chic « P.31 Name: Caitlin Pierce Age: 25 Occupation: Marketing assistant at Resource Systems Group, Burlington Style icons: “Stevie Nicks — it’s effortless with her. I really love Iris Apfel. She’ s famous for her accessories, She’s like her huge glasses. I take a lot of my style from charomas Crown acters in movies, like Rene Russo in Th ˜ ee˜ Th omas Crown Affair.. Everything was spot on, perfectly in character. One day, that will be my grown-up wardrobe.”

“Fashion is armor,” Caitlin says. “When I have a tough conference call, I always put lipstick on. You can’t can’t see see it, it, but but I’m I’m ready. ready. “I started wearing heels,” she continues, “because I was one of the only women in the offi ofﬁce, ce,and andIIalways alwaysfelt feltlike likepeople peoplewere were talking down to me. Now I wear 5-inch heels to the offi s level.” ofﬁce, ce,and andI’m I’mon oneveryone’ everyone’s level.”

Caitlin walks a mile and a half to work each day. “I have a huge tote, and I carry my tripod, my camera, my lunch and a change of shoes every day,” she says. Four or fi ve times a week, she’ll scoot out to the parking garage or into an alleyway to photograph her outfi t for her blog. She has been known to change outfi ts halfway through the day.

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“A lot of people think if they wear too many layers, they’re going to look bulky,” she says, “but not if you do it right. Your bottom layer should be your longest. Your top layer should be your heaviest. You don’t want to put, like, a silk shirt over a sweater. ˜ en you’ll look like a Michelin man.”

“I love coats,” says Caitlin, who currently has at least 30 in her closet. Changing up her outer layer keeps her from getting sick of her winter look. ˜ is one reminds her of Kate Hudson in Almost Famous.

But even fashionistas give up sometimes when the mercury drops too low. “At, like, 19 [degrees], I don’t give a damn what I look like,” she says. “I’m going to put my scarf over my face. You have to swallow your fashion pride at some point.”

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hen I fi rst heard about Ken Haggett, the owner of Peace Pups skijoring, the premise of Dogsledding in Elmore. It was skijoring that gave Haggett the the sport struck me as the kind of harebrained plan a sled-dog bug. Eleven years ago he took daredevil teenager might cook up: Take out his fi rst husky, a rescue dog named a dog, a lead and a pair of skis — and end Jake, and gave the sport a spin without up with either a thrilling sprint across a any experience or training. Jake just snowy fi eld … or a trip to the emergency “picked it up,” Haggett remembers. Most room. huskies, he explains, “have an instinct to In reality, skijoring is a venerablepoint down the trail and run.” Soon Haggett and his wife acquired sport, dating back hundreds of years in Scandinavia. Travelers, looking another dog so the couple could take for a more effi cient way to coverskijoring outings together. One thing long distances during harsh winters, led to another, and now Haggett owns strapped on skis and harnessed reindeer 21 Siberian huskies and makes his living or horses; the word itself, “skijoring,” is providing dogsled and dogcart tours, related to a Norwegian word that means primarily to tourists. Something similar happened to Jim “ski driving.” Today, the snow sport involves a skier being pulled by any Blair, who runs Eden Dog Sledding in number of means — including horses, Eden Mills. Blair was already an avid motorized vehicles or, most commonly, cross-country skier and a competitor in long-distance skiing when he tried dogs. With Subarus to do the work ofskijoring for the fi rst time in the mid“winter driving,” skijoring in Vermont is 1990s. He heard about the sport while typically the province of recreationists observing a sled-dog race at Lake Elmore, or competitive racers — people for where he says he was “fascinated by the whom a love of both dogs and skiing enthusiasm of the dogs.” Blair ordered makes skijoring “a perfect pairing,” says basic skijoring equipment by catalog,

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took his two mutts out to a snow- 35 pounds could skijor, the dog has to covered lake and “blindly tried to learn.” want to run. “They say you can’t push Self-taught, he admits the process was a dog with a rope,” says Haggett — and he’s right. His fi rst husky, Jake, simply “pretty rudimentary.” But eventually he got better, as did his doesn’t have the drive that most of dogs. Blair went on to win the national his other dogs do; when he gets tired, title for skijoring for three consecutive Haggett says, Jake will fl op down on the years, in 2002, 2003 and 2004. Along trail. So now the 17-year-old is a house the way, he found himself plugged into dog and leaves the mushing to the more a small community of avid enthusiasts eager pups in the bunch. And boy, are they eager. When I who take the sport seriously and travel long distances on winter weekends to arrive at the Peace Pups kennel — tucked down a winding dirt road not far from compete. Lake Elmore — the dogs are already in “It’s really exciting,” Blair says. “Imagine going full throttle, with dogs their harnesses. There’s no snow on the pulling you, and you’re half out of ground, of course, but now that daytime temperatures have dropped to a cool, control.” Sounds like fun, huh? As winter sports go, skijoring iscomfortable 50 or 60 degrees, Haggett pretty niche. First, you have to be at least and his dogs have embarked on fall a moderately skilled cross-country skier training. They’re building up strength — otherwise, Blair warns, you’ll crash for the coming winter season, when and burn. His dogs can run close to 30 they’ll run three times a day, six days a miles per hour. With the resistance of a week. skier on a towline, they can expect to hit Haggett worked as a carpenter and speeds of about 20 miles per hour. That’s woodworker for nearly 30 years before far faster than most cross-country skiers becoming a musher. “It’s a tough job, but are comfortable flying. somebody’s got to do it,” he jokes, adding And, while just about any dog over that while he can’t pin down exactly why

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he was so drawn to the dogs, “I can’t but the ride is smooth and relaxing — for imagine my life without these guys.” the passenger, that is. Haggett says he Today Haggett will be taking out 18 doesn’t notice much of the scenery when dogs in two teams of nine. He doesn’t he’s out working with his dogs, even as get out to skijor as much as he’d like he carts or sleds past the picturesque anymore, but he says it’s a great way to hills of Elmore and Stowe. He’s focused work closely with some of his lead dogs. on his team, watching their every move The dogs are excited: They know and calling out commands — like “gee” exactly what’s coming next. Sure and “haw,” meaning right and left, enough, as soon as Haggett and his respectively. employee, Maria Gaffney of Craftsbury, Similar commands are used in begin hooking the dogs to their tug lines, skijoring; because there are no reins on all 18 huskies start howling and leaping the dog, just a lead line hooked from its around. “If I asked them to, they’d run harness to a rider’s belt, the dogs rely all day long,” Haggett says. Today they’ll on voice commands from their owners. be pulling wheeled If a dog and owner get carts, which Haggett the bug, there’s plenty and Gaffney man from of other “joring” they behind much as they can try — bike-joring, would sleds. Each cart scooter-joring, even has two seats, and into canicross, a form of Haggett’s climbs a cross-country running. mother-and-daughter These days, Blair pair from Pennsylvania focuses more on who made the trip to sledding, though he’s Vermont for a long taught a number of weekend. other skiers to skijor. I hop in Gaffney’s He admits that most cart. The brakes are on, people are “priced out” and the cart is tethered of his skijoring lessons; to a nearby tree, but one lesson starts at all the same the cart $395, and a three-lesson lurches as the dogs package runs $1000. strain against their Haggett’s rates are lines, dig their feet lower — $100 for a twointo the dirt and lunge hour lesson with your forward. own dog — but, even Haggett starts down so, he’s not weathering J IM BL AIR the trail first, followed a deluge of interest. by Gaffney. As soon He hears from just a as we’re under way, the dogs go silent. handful of curious people every year, he Every now and then Gaffney calls a says, and he’s frankly baffled as to why word of encouragement to the wheel skijoring hasn’t caught on more rapidly dogs, Fleche and Hercules, who pull the in Vermont. Not only does it make for heaviest load. We rumble down a Class great skiing — “You get so much more 4 dirt road; before crossing a busier glide,” he says — but it’s undeniably fun. intersection, Haggett jumps out, checks Haggett admits dog sledding can be a bit for traffic and places a “Sled Dogs X-ing” scary sometimes; dogs don’t have a “kill sign in the road. switch” like a snowmobile. But he says Soon we pull off onto a Vermont skijoring is far more relaxing. Plus, it’s a Association of Snow Travelers (VAST) great form of exercise for dog and skier trail. The dogs splash through muddy alike. puddles and then continue over a bed “It’s like being out there with your of freshly fallen orange and red leaves. best friend,” Haggett says. “It builds a The cart bounces along behind them, bond between you and your dog.”

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always trying to get on the inside edge imbalances through myofascial release, to push out, so their calves are really static stretches, stability movements and tight, their butt will stick out specific strength training. “There’s er Previ t and they’ll have an arch in n e so much more knowledge now i their back.” about the kinetic chain and the Necessary for traccentral nervous system,” he tion on the ice, maybe, says. “Each year it seems like but not so nice for players are getting stronger, maximal power, injury better, faster because of the prevention and longevity in the sport. amount of knowledge there is on what So Line works on correcting muscle happens off the ice.”

or decades, off-ice training for hockey players always presented the same drudgery: squats, bench presses, throwing on weight to get as big as you could. “Push-me, pull-me exercises,” sums up Matt Higgins, a 49-year-old South Burlington resident who played as a student at St. Michael’s College and continues to play recreational hockey with a local league. “Then it was back to campus for sprinting, runni ng hills and hitting the weight room again,” he adds. That boring drill is not the norm anymore, at least not at South Burlington’s Body Resolution, where a revolution of sorts is happening among many Chittenden County hockey players. Gone are the grunting hulks and the barbells clattering to the floor. Instead, there’s a gleaming new 2000-squarefoot space upstairs, with hardwood floors, rubber mats and a computer room (more on that later), all designed with hockey teams in mind. “We’re not your typical trainers,” says Chris Line during a tour of the Williston Road facility, where a smoothie bar and BOSU balls downstairs seem to prove his point. Line has become the go-to guy for everyone from peewees to pros hoping to get an edge on their hockey game — even if that means a bit of pain to begin with. “His off-ice training is completely unique,” says Williston 17-year-old Teddy Marshall, who plays for the Boston Junior Bruins. “He’s a smart guy, and he knows exactly how to make you hurt.” Line himself has been playing hockey since he was 3 years old; he played for the Clarkson University Golden Knights before coaching various teams and, two years ago, joining the Body Resolution team as a personal trainer. Now 34 and a resident of Essex, he trains all sorts of clients. But during preseason, 60 to 70 percent of them are hockey players, and he knows just what he’ll find when he conducts their initial evaluations. “I’m pretty sure 99 percent of the kids we see tomorrow are going to have toes out, knees in, heels rising,” Line says the day before the Green Mountain Glades begin their training. “They’re

Elite hockey players, too, go back to basics — former University of Vermont star and current National Hockey League center Torrey Mitchell, 27, spent several weeks this summer just doing corrective exercises with Line before moving on to more strength work. “It’s a little bit challenging,” Line says. “Even the younger guys, they want to get bigger; they want to take their shirts off and look good on the beach, but they need to be functionally strong for the sport, and they need to be playing, not on the sidelines.” That means surprisingly difficult workouts for young players such as Marshall, who describes an arsenal of one-legged exercises that can last from 20 to 50 minutes. “At the end of each circuit, I walked funnier than I think I have or ever will in my life,” says Marshall of his first go-round with Line. “But after just one summer, I’m overall faster and noticeably stronger on the ice. He also made it much easier for me to stretch and stay loose to prevent injuries.” Nick Levinsky, 18, who plays for Rice Prep at Rice Memorial High School in South Burlington, was taken aback to find himself spending so much time doing single-leg and single-arm exercises and undergoing constant form readjustments by Line. But switching from the mentality of “getting so huge you can barely walk out the door,” as he puts it, to focusing on balance and core strength has made him more toned, powerful and confident. “I’m a lot stronger on my feet now,” Levinsky says. “I barely ever get knocked off the puck.” Exercises can’t protect against another type of injury, though, and that’s where the computer comes in. “It’s tough to prevent a head injury,” says Line, who is putting young players through concussion-impact testing to get a baseline of balance and brain function for each athlete, which is then passed along to the coach. “So if anything should happen during a game or practice, you can go to the hospital or practitioner with the baseline,” he explains, “so that they can gauge the difference. But we’re not, obviously, doctors.” When it comes to nutrition, Line says he has little control over how well junior

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with new ways to torture me,” Higgins says. “But I went the entire winter without getting injured. I could jump into almost anything and not worry that Monday morning I would wake up sore.” When pro hockey players saunter into the gym, Line says, his other clients don’t bat an eye. They’re too focused on their own, ahem, goals. “The competitor never leaves people,” says Line. “When you do something, you always want to be pretty good at it — you don’t want to show up to a rink, even if you’re 40 or 50, and be the worst guy on the ice. It’s not like you’re trying to win the Stanley Cup, but you want to be successful,” he adds. “And in this town, hockey is the sport.” m

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he ref has just dropped the puck in the opening face-off of a late-night hockey game in South Burlington’s C. Douglas Cairns Recreation Arena — and, despite the chilly indoor temperature, the action on the ice quickly heats up. The Division 3-A Defenders are trying to ward off an early, sustained attack by their opponents, the Frozen Earthlings. The 600-seat arena is devoid of spectators, but the hall is filled with cacophony: slapping sticks, skritching skates, shouting players and the occasional clang of a puck caroming off the Plexiglas boards. Dressed in black-and-white jerseys and composed mostly of Vermont National Guard members, the Defenders struggle to clear the puck from their end of the ice. The Frozen Earthlings, whose roster consists exclusively of Dealer.com staffers, are decked out in orange-and-white jerseys akin to those worn by the Philadelphia Flyers. One might assume a hockey team of military weekend warriors would easily outclass a gaggle of web geeks. In fact, the teams are fairly matched in size — and smell. Both benches are ripe with the pungent odor of equipment and jerseys that evidently don’t get washed or aired out much.

Less than four minutes into the game, the Earthlings slip the puck past the Defenders’ goalie and into the net. The Earthlings’ bench erupts with shouts and the celebratory rattle of hockey sticks hammering against the boards. On the Defenders’ end of the ice, Corey Duteau skates back to his bench for a line change before the next face-off. Duteau is one of several Defenders who aren’t Guard members; he joined the league and was assigned to the team as a “free agent” four years ago. He’s been skating with the Defenders ever since. Duteau got into adult hockey with only limited past experience. He played youth hockey as a kid, he says, and made his high school team in Rouses Point, N.Y., but didn’t pursue the sport further. These days, the 37-year-old pharmacist makes a one-hour drive from his home in Isle La Motte to South Burlington once a week to enjoy some late-night stick action. “It’s a bit of a commute, but it’s worth it,” Duteau says, catching his breath before the next line change draws him back on the ice. “The recovery time [after the game] is a little longer now. For the younger guys, it’s just a day. For some of us, two. But it’s a good hurt.”

Plenty of adult hockey enthusiasts in the greater Burlington area seem equally willing to suffer for their sport. Duteau is one of about 550 players in the South Burlington-based Full Stride Hockey leagues. Founded 14 years ago, Full Stride has been on a power play in recent years, attracting a growing number of men and

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defenseman who played with the Winnipeg Jets in the mid-1980s. Today, McFall runs seven different divisions by ability and gender — male, female and coed — with 34 adult teams and year-round seasons. Players range in age from their twenties to their sixties. Experience and skill levels also differ vastly, with players ranging from novice pond-hockey skaters to former NHL and Division 1 college athletes. McFall says he discovered Burlington “on a lark” while he was still with the Winnipeg franchise and on loan to the Montréal Canadiens’ farm team in Sherbrooke, Québec. On one of his “rare days off from hockey,” McFall and his wife spotted Burlington on a map and decided to check it out. After his season ended, the couple relocated to Vermont, and McFall opened an office in a converted house off Dorset Street in South Burlington. “There was a lot of pent-up demand and a lot of people looking for a place to play,” he recalls, “so I think we really struck a chord.” Full Stride Hockey — motto: “Play better. Play forever.” — now abides by USA Adult Hockey rules, which means that slap shots are permitted but checking is not. Players cannot deliberately slam each other into the boards or drop their gloves and duke it out NHL-style. In fact, players who fight face a one-year suspension. Which is not to suggest that Full Stride games are dainty or contact free, McFall emphasizes. Even in coed games, such as the one between the Defenders and the Frozen Earthlings, elbows and sticks fly, and it’s not uncommon for a player to hit the ice face-first — with or without a ref blowing the whistle for a penalty. Accordingly, all players must wear helmets and face guards, McFall says. About 90 percent choose to don full-body gear, such as thigh and shoulder pads. As in many adult leagues, Full Stride teams choose their own names, which makes for some colorful-sounding match-ups: the Crazy Puckers versus the Battle Hampsters, the Shanks versus the Beavers, Brain Freeze versus BrownChickenBrownCow — the last of which, McFall explains, is meant to evoke the sound of porn-flick music if it were put into words.

women of various ages and abilities who are looking for more than just the random pickup game. For some, Full Stride offers the opportunity to learn the sport as beginners. For others, it’s a way to pursue a beloved frozen pastime beyond their ack inside Cairns Arena, it’s now the glory days, complete with paid refs and middle of the second period. The timekeepers. Full Stride Hockey is the brainchild Defenders are down by two goals when of Dan McFall, 49, a Buffalo, N.Y., native Frozen Earthlings player Jamie LaScolea reand former National Hockey League turns to his bench for a rest after chasing the

puck the length of the ice on a rare breakaway opportunity. The 36-year-old director of mobile development at Dealer.com says that most of his team members have played together for five years, which probably explains their dominating offense. LaScolea says he joined Full Stride Hockey with only minimal prior experience — “Pond hockey three or four times, and I Rollerbladed a few times,” he says. His teammate Kate Barrett entered the league with considerably more expertise. The 22-year-old, who’s the only woman in the game, played hockey for Norwich University and more than holds her own against her male counterparts. On several occasions she outskates — or outmuscles — her male opponents to the puck.

players in the next game stretch out at their respective benches. Among them is Matt Wamsganz, 45, of Westford, who coaches the Chiefs. His team’s name was borrowed from the 1977 Paul Newman film Slap Shot, about a failing prohockey team that resurrects its fan base by resorting to constant fighting. As an homage to that classic hockey flick, Wamsganz, like all the players on his team, wears a jersey sporting the surname of the film’s troublemaking triplets: Hanson. According to Wamsganz, his Chiefs don’t fight but are a “total hodgepodge” of players from various walks of life: a lawyer, a teacher, a couple of store owners. Wamsganz himself works for a civil-engi-

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The Vermont s ki and s nowboard museum in s towe is open every day except Tuesday, from noon to 5 p.m. info, 2539911. vtssm.com The exhibit “o ne Track mind” will be on view until s eptember 27, 2013. “n ordic s ki Evolution/Revolution” opens on s unday, o ctober 14, with an event called “s alute the n ew c ool of n ordic s kiing: Rally w ith Today’s s uperstars and Past Heroes,” including afternoon panel discussions highlighting the past, present and future of cross-country ski areas, technology, coaching and youth development, 1-5 p.m.; followed by a buffet dinner. VTssm n ordic Hall of Fame inductees will hold a Q&A at 7:30 p.m. $5 for any panel discussion, $15 for dinner. The n ational s ki Patrol celebrates its 75th anniversary on s aturday, o ctober 20, with daylong events beginning at 11 a.m., concluding with a celebration dinner at the Rusty n ail bar & Grille in s towe. o n s unday, o ctober 21, the VTssm will formally induct Jake and donna c arpenter, as well as c harles minot dole, d. Trowbridge Elliman, Leslie Thompson Hall and Tiger s haw, into its Hall of Fame. The induction event begins at 4:30 p.m., followed by dinner at the Trapp Family Lodge Event Tent. $60 for museum members; $85 for nonmembers. Tickets for all events may be purchased through the museum, 253-9911, ext. 201.

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very year, skiers and snowboarders from around the world congregate in Vermont to enjoy the state’s pristine mountain slopes. Many of them are drawn to Stowe — the “ski capital of the East” and home to Mt. Mansfield and the Stowe Mountain Resort. Perhaps no other town in the country is more steeped in winter-sports history. But, if not for the Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum, much of that history might have stayed buried. The museum — formerly called just the Vermont Ski Museum — celebrates its 10th anniversary in Stowe this year and adds snowboarding to its name and collections. To kick off this new addition, the VTSSM is displaying a number of items from the Burton archives, on loan from company founders Jake and Donna Carpenter. The couple will be the first snowboarders inducted into the museum’s Hall of Fame later this month. Though new to the public face of the VTSSM, snowboarding is not presented as just a tag-along, second-class sport. The addition has been a long time in the making, according to director-curator Meredith Scott, and the 10th anniversary celebrations provided the perfect occasion to formally acknowledge snowboarding’s huge impact on Vermont’s winter landscape. Snowboarders now account for some 30 percent of visitors to resorts, more than making up for a steep decline in skiers over the past two decades. “We didn’t want to be excluding a large segment of people that were coming to visit here,” Scott says. Besides, snowboarding is one of the coolest, raddest, most dangerously sexy things on the planet, right? As such, the sport adds a hip dimension to the museum’s already impressive collection. Nestled near the foot of a mountain with the rest of downtown Stowe, the VTSSM looks sedate enough from the outside. On entering the main exhibition hall, though, you get the distinct feeling that something is rumbling beneath the stillness. Perhaps it’s the history of the sporting gear itself, still emitting energy from its heyday. Take, for instance, the 72-year-old Peruvian J-bar ski lift hanging above your head as you stroll through the cozy, Federal-style building. Or maybe it’s the stories on the wall, the words and images of ski and snowboard gods resonating through the room, that generate those vibrations. Then again, it could be the dragon. Well, OK, not an actual dragon — it’s a pipe dragon, displayed prominently on the first floor, towering over passersby with its rusty, jagged teeth. It’s imposing — and, frankly, a bit frightening — like a metallic mandible left agape in predatory anticipation. But there’s nothing to fear: A pipe dragon is a grooming machine, used to carve boardable topography from otherwise boring terrain, be it a half-pipe, quarterpipe or super-pipe. This beast makes possible the aerial

antics of those daredevils on snow. And this particular one is a true Vermonter, having served Jay Peak for years before coming to rest at the VTSSM. Besides contributing its grandeur, the pipe dragon serves as a nice contrast to the early ski lifts in the museum, with its complex set of chains and gears and its inhospitable bearing. The dragon guards the Burton exhibit, called “One Track Mind.” This is composed entirely of pieces from Burton’s private collection, and it’s the first time they’ve been on public display. “It’s sort of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see that stuff,” Scott says. “One Track Mind,” the first of the museum’s rotating exhibits, will be on display for one year. For anyone even slightly interested in the history of snowboarding, it’s a must-see. As most Vermonters — and snowboarders everywhere — know, Jake Burton Carpenter is widely credited with inventing the sport as we know it. In the 1970s, Carpenter worked in a barn in Londonderry, Vt., seeking to improve on the “snurfer,” which, unlike the modern snowboard, offered only basic maneuvering control through the use of a rope tied to its nose. Carpenter created a slightly concave board, which allowed the rider to turn by leaning, and added waterski-style foot traps to the deck, as well as polyurethane to the bottom for speed and agility. (Legend has it that, back

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served the community well in various functions — not only as a town hall but also as a nondenominational church and a fire station. In the 1860s, a team of oxen pulled the structure — on rollers — down Main Street to its current site at the south end of the village. In 2002, when the museum opened in the newly renovated building, Biedermann told Seven Days, “The museum clearly belongs in a ski town. It’s like the Granite Museum. You’re not going to put it in Burlington. You’re going to put it in Barre.” Indeed, what other town in Vermont more fully embodies the spirit of winter sports? But, while most visitors flock to Stowe for leisure, the museum’s collection isn’t all about fun and games. One of its most celebrated permanent exhibits elaborates the impact that Stowe skiing has had on American military history through the National Ski Patrol — which celebrates its 75th anniversary this year. The exhibit tells the story of how the NSP, led by Charles Minot “Minnie” Dole, spearheaded efforts to convince the War Department to form the 10th Mountain Division during World War II. The NSP prepared soldiers to fight effectively in winter combat conditions. The division went on to fight in northern Italy from December 1944 until the German surrender in May 1945. It’s a remarkable story, and one that has served as a cornerstone exhibit at VTSSM since its opening — with the division’s uniforms, tents, rucksacks, maps, badges, bullets, field manuals and more displayed prominently upstairs. Currently, the VTSSM has more than 7750 items cataloged, and that figure doesn’t even take into account that most ski equipment comes in pairs. In addition to the rotating exhibits, the VTSSM is bursting at the seams with historical memorabilia. Ten years have passed since the museum’s founding in Stowe, and history keeps on happening, guaranteeing that there will be plenty more to see at the VTSSM for years to come. Especially with the addition of snowboarding, Scott believes the museum is on track to make its next decade as successful as the first. “I think it will be fun. If you start to think about four or five of these yearlong exhibits,” she says, “my goodness, we’re halfway to 10 years!”

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then, Carpenter was unable to afford the proper equipment, so he wore a ski mask while applying the poly to protect against the fumes.) Sixteen snowboard prototypes from that time are currently on display at the museum, along the walls behind the pipe dragon. Back in 2002, Carpenter assembled a similar snowboarding exhibit, “How Vermont Shaped Snowboarding,” for the museum’s grand opening. The display hadn’t really evolved since then, though, and the museum’s board of directors decided it was time for a change. “When we started to have snowboarders on the [museum’s] board … we knew that the first thing we had to do was be able to have an exhibit that lived up to the name,” Scott says. Though the Burton exhibit dominates the museum right now, it by no means overshadows the quality or historical value of the ski-related artifacts at the VTSSM. The museum’s roots run deep in Vermont ski culture. Roy Newton of Brandon, Vt., founded the first incarnation of the museum in 1988. An avid skier himself — and then-editor of Vermont Ski News (now Vermont Ski & Ride) — Newton accumulated more than 4000 artifacts related to the state’s skiing history. Impressive though the collection was, too few people made their way to Brandon to see it. Realizing that his efforts were going to waste, Newton decided to change location. The museum initially moved to Killington, but Newton struggled to find an ideal locale until 2000, when a group of Stowe businessmen resolved to bring the collection to their town. Among them were John Springer-Miller, CEO of PAR Springer-Miller Systems; Chris Francis, owner of Ye Olde England Inne; Scott Noble, director of the first volunteer capital campaign for the museum; and Ken Biedermann, who is now general manager of the Green Mountain Inn. With a generous donation from local businessman Chuck Perkins and his wife, board member Jann Perkins, the group arranged a lease for the former town hall right on Main Street. And, with $1.2 million in additional pledges, they were able fully to renovate its interior. Built in 1818, the building had

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he slopes of Mount Ascutney probably don’t look much different right now than they have for dozens of Octobers: woods awash in gold and burgundy, wide trails grassy and overgrown, ski lifts frozen in the air. A visitor who wanders to the grayishblue base lodge, though, will find a stillness deeper than the usual off-season lull. The driveway to the lodge is rutted, and its windows are boarded with plywood; a nearby wooden walkway leans and looks ready to topple. The lift chairs are rusting, and a row of 15-foot-tall metal pipes that jut from the ground are all that remains of the quad lift that once spirited skiers to the top of this 1800-foot slope. This is the third winter that Ascutney Mountain Resort, one of Vermont’s oldest ski areas, will remain closed. In the summer of 2010, owners Steven and Susan Plausteiner — who had bought the mountain in 1993 out of an earlier bankruptcy — began defaulting on loans they were using to keep the resort running. By fall, it was clear Ascutney would not reopen. It was not the resort’s first hiatus. Since the initial rope tows were installed in 1947, it’s been shuttered a handful of times. Yet for Ascutney’s employees, hundreds of nearby homeowners and residents of Brownsville, this latest closure was

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“disappointing,” “devastating” or downright “shady,” depending on whom you ask. Some blame this former volcano’s steep, challenging terrain for the resort’s problems (a high percentage of Ascutney’s 57 trails were intermediate or advanced). Others point to the sporadic lack of snow; still others blame chronic mismanagement or what they see as a tangled financial arrangement. The Plausteiners ceded ownership of the resort from their company, Snowdance LLC, to a guarantor of one loan, an investment banker named Dan Purjes, who forced Snowdance into foreclosure and formed a liquidation trust to sell off the mountain’s infrastructure. (Calls to Snowdance, now under different leadership, were not returned.) Hopes that the mountain might soon reopen were dashed when the trust sold Ascutney’s high-speed quad lift to Crotched Mountain in New Hampshire. In nearby Brownsville — a hilly, picturesque village of barely more than 1000 people — the closure still stings two years later. Amy Yates, who has owned the Brownsville General Store for 20 years, came close to foreclosure herself in the spring of 2011. With its curved lunch counter, fresh pastries and laid-back vibe, the store is the nerve center of the town. Yet Yates has been

struggling. “It’s just a constant juggle. You get smart real quick,” she says. That means slimming down staff, watching every order “and working your little butt off.” A few eateries near the mountain, such as Casa Del Sol in Ascutney and Windsor Station in Windsor, have closed. West of the resort on Route 44, the Sitzmark Ski Shop looks caught in limbo: An assortment of skis and boots remains in its darkened window. A dog-eared, handwritten sign on the door urges potential customers to call “Tom” for service. In 1961, Sitzmark owner Tom Tomasi was working as a school principal when he built and opened the shop, and he’s operated it on the side ever since. “I live just across the road, like a doctor on call,” he says. Business has practically ground to a halt since last winter, with skiers forced to travel farther afield to Okemo and Mount Sunapee. Tomasi, 77, has seen Ascutney Mountain close several times, including a three-year closure beginning in 1990. “It’s always been mismanaged. The bottom line is, they never made enough snow, and they kept some of the unnecessary terrain open,” he says. “Now the community is suffering.” As a kid, Tomasi remembers, he heard an older neighbor kvetching about thennew Mount Ascutney. “‘Those damned

fools bought the mountain and think they only hope that something happens,” she can put a ski area there,’” he recalls the says. farmer saying, alluding to the intermittent Despite Ascutney’s uncertain future, lack of snow. “Of course, this was before signs of life still abound in the resort vilthe interstate and everything else … But we lage. In 2006, a Florida-based company [kids] were so excited that a ski area was called Orange Lake Resorts — also known coming in.” as Holiday Inn Club Vacations — purAscutney stayed afloat for most of its chased a portion of the resort’s lodgings first 30 years, when Route 5 was the only and sold time-shares on its two- and threeway to reach it from points south. When bedroom units. It remains open and busy — Interstate 91 was completed in the 1970s, business travelers frequently take advanit opened the door for expansion, and hun- tage of daily rates that can be lower than dreds of condos were built in the area from those of nearby hotels. Also hanging on is the 1980s on. the hotel’s restaurant, Brown’s Tavern. (A A few years ago, Mike Anderson of spokeswoman for the resort group, Brooke Nashua, N.H., and his family bought Doucha, says the resort has been “over a second home about two miles from projected occupancy for the year.”) Ascutney, even though they knew, he says, Holiday Inn has been a saving grace, that the mountain “had a history of closing says homeowner Anderson. “They [Orange that predates us.” Lake Resorts] have been able to sell tons Anderson wasn’t caught unawares and tons of time-shares, and that’s keeping when the resort closed again. “It was never a good influx of people through. If not for really crowded. The place was empty, mis- that, this might be a slow-moving, lonely managed and poorly run,” he says. “While place.” it was sad to see it close, it wasn’t really a Though his property’s value and rental surprise. There’s a dark history to it.” capacity have faltered, Anderson is also Jeremy Davis, a meteorologist and grateful for the action that mountain bikers author in Glens Falls, bring to Ascutney in N.Y., is familiar with the nonsnowy months. that history. He runs the Since 2006, trails built website New England and maintained there Lost Ski Areas Project by a group called Sport (NELSAP), which lists Trails of the Ascutney 679 lost ski areas worldBasin (STAB) have wide — including 116 in drawn thousands of Vermont. Davis seems bikers, according to intimately acquainted spokesperson Erik with Ascutney from Schutz. “[Ascutney’s] both a skiing and a menot super steep, and teorological perspective. there’s plenty of vistas, “It has a good mix woods and interesting mikE AN DErSoN of trails, just the right rock formations. It has amount of vertical to a lot of options, from a keep it interesting,” he notes. But Davis ride as short as half an hour to an entire says Ascutney is an “odd-sized mountain,” day,” says Schutz, who says he sees a heavy as ski areas go. “Pretty much everything influx of riders from Québec. over 2000 feet (vertical) will never close. While mountain bikers slowly energize Yet [Ascutney’s] not that big and also not the off-season, lifelong skiers in the area small enough to be run leanly.” still hope for the best. “It’s too big of an Davis doesn’t buy the theory that snow- investment to let it sit there,” says Tomasi, fall in Vermont overall, or specifically in who has a few ideas about how Ascutney Ascutney, is decreasing over time, but he should be run. “I would hire a manager for does believe that ski areas remote from the what’s left of the place, scale it back and snowy spine of the Green Mountains need really take care of it.” to work harder to survive erratic winters. He thinks punch lift cards could help “If ski areas are on good financial footing the resort work in tandem with other and able to invest in snowmaking, they can nearby mountains. “It’s a challenging and counteract those effects,” he says. “But if interesting little mountain, and close to you don’t have the money to make snow, or the interstate. It’s sad that it’s just sitting for groomers, it can be tough.” there,” Tomasi says. As the town waits with bated breath Davis notes that if Ascutney stays to learn Ascutney’s future, West Windsor closed, it will be in a class all its own: the selectboard chair Glenn Seward remains biggest mountain resort in Vermont to fold hopeful. He keeps close tabs on the foreclo- for good. There is still hope, though, for sure proceedings dragging out in Windsor those rusty lifts. “Lifts can be revitalized Superior Court. “All indications are that up to 10 years after closing,” Davis says. the foreclosure will be consummated this “But if it doesn’t start happening soon, the fall,” he notes. That would leave the door longer it goes, the tougher it will be. You open for a sale. A few buyers have already need a white knight to come in with a lot of expressed interest, Seward says. “Once the money, or some grand vision.” legalities are taken care of, I’m confident Given Ascutney’s checkered history, that [the mountain] will be open again.” the most effective vision could be a backThat would make people like Yates to-basics one. m ecstatic. “We hear all kinds of things. I can

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aybe you’ve played the game: Choose X number of items you’d like to have with you if you were stranded on a desert island. The idea is fun to play around with, because your odds of becoming marooned are slim. How else to explain the popularity of the TV series “Lost” and numerous other ship- or plane-wreck-themed shows, movies and books? Less popular is the game in which you get to choose X number of items to take with you into a shelter to wait out the annihilation of the planet. That doomsday scenario strikes too close to home in the nuclear era, which may explain why it’s the subject of so many action and art movies and so few successful comedies in any medium, the notable exception being director Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 film Dr. Strangelove. Consider playwright Peter Sinn Nachtrieb’s 2007 work Boom, another outlier in the Armageddon enterprise. In the Vermont Stage Company production currently running at Burlington’s FlynnSpace, humanity’s imminent demise is the catalyst for a comical exploration of the end of the world as we know it — treated as a matter not of “if” but of “when.” That’s an unavoidable spoiler: In Nachtrieb’s vision, a comet will collide with Earth, forcing the question, “Now what do we do?” and giving form to this quirky, inventive play. Boom, which is directed by VSC producing artistic director Cristina Alicea, kicks off the company’s 2012-2013 season — a season united by a “Crossroads” theme. In a program note, Alicea points to the plays’ examinations of choices that characters make and, of course, of the consequences of those choices. One wise decision Alicea made in her production of Boom was to employ Jenny C. Fulton and Travis Ellsworth as scenic designer and assistant scenic designer, respectively. (Fulton also designed the costumes.) The Boom set makes an intriguing first impression through its décor and arrangement of objects. Actually’, “décor” is the wrong term, as the stage is set for a strictly functional lifestyle. Four computer monitors displaying an undersea scene line the upstage wall, flanked by neatly stacked boxes and a secure-looking door, such as one might find on a submarine or bank vault, at upstage left. A downstage bed, fish tank and desk complete the picture of a room where someone might spend long spans of time. As in, the rest of one’s life. The denizen of this sanctuary is a young marine biologist named Jules (Alex Koch). He has lately been troubled by an increase in hiding behavior among fish under his observation, and has concluded that the fish know a calamity is coming. So he has stocked his man cave for survival. This comes as a shock to the woman, Jo (Genevra MacPhail), whom he lures back to his lair with a personal ad. She’s especially horrified to learn that his survival

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plans include propagating the species — with her. This news makes Jules’ disclosure that he’s gay a minor detail. What follows is like a postapocalyptic update of “The Odd Couple,” in which the unlikely cohabitants bicker — and battle outright — over their reproductive future. Alicea directs her cast deftly through a script that blends clever repartee and ponderous musings in the confines of a single space. When the play hits its few dead notes, they appear more the result of Nachtrieb’s straining toward Big Ideas than of a lack of dynamism onstage. As Alicea demonstrated with last season’s The Clean House, directorially she’s adept at bringing energetic movement even to simple domestic spaces. Her actors always hit the boards in full stride. In Boom, this enthusiasm props up a theatrical commentary that sometimes reaches, philosophically speaking, further than it can grasp. Of the three cast members, Koch carries the heaviest burden. His Jules is, after all, the reason there’s enough life left to fight about after the Big One hits. Koch plays the lone voice of scientific reason with endearing exasperation. Even though natural forces have undermined his efforts to

maintain human connections — claiming his siblings and parents, one by one — his search for answers to existential questions is untainted by bitterness or cynicism. On the contrary, Koch gives Jules an amusing can-do spirit in the face of a world inhospitable to his genetic line. MacPhail’s Jo is more convincing in combat with Jules than in contemplation of her fate. Clad in black, including her backpack, she appears well cast as an angst-addled journalism student who has stumbled into Jules’ bunker while chasing a story about the power of nostrings sex to lift the human spirit. For most of the play, MacPhail is realistically riot-grrl feisty in her perpetual vigilance against Jules’ advances. Here and there, however, one might like to see more nuance and a touch of vulnerability moderating her edgy turn. She can come off like a Green Mountain Derby Dame who refuses to take off her roller skates long after the bout has been lost. With the entrance of name-tag-wearing Barbara, played with corporate confidence by Carol Ansell Spradling, the time and space of the play’s universe expand in a surprising and satirical direction. Another spoiler is unavoidable: The story of Jules

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and Jo is merely a museum reenactment of how the future of humanity was secured, with Barbara orchestrating the demonstration from a control booth outfitted with levers, lights and sound effects. Spradling’s Barbara exudes unbridled exuberance for the re-creation myth of humanity and despairs that others, such as those about to pull the plug on the exhibit, could blithely ignore such important history. Spradling brings jolts of comic energy to Boom as her character struggles to maintain professional composure while one of her life’s passions is about to be quashed. The museum conceit and Boom’s brevity — it runs just about an hour, with no intermission — make the play a close cousin to fiction writer George Saunders’ dystopian minimasterpieces: the novella Pastoralia and the title story in the collection CivilWarLand in Bad Decline. Boom may not open the deepest conversation about humanity’s downward spiral, or even about those choices that Alicea sees as central to the new VSC season. Still, the play is laudable for making a risky wager: that imagining humanity’s nearextinction and resurrection can inspire an hour’s worth of laughter. Because this production gambles with such gusto, the show pays off. The planet’s destruction plays as more fun than frightening. m

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here are people who eat aprèsski meals après skiing, and then there are people who are just in it for the meals — no cold, wind or sunburn necessary. I am fi rmly in the latter camp. If you see me on a lift, I’m merely on my way to a slope-side restaurant. Perhaps this attitude is more common in Canada, if Sutton, Québec, is any indication. Just 10 minutes across the border from downtown Richford,

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sauce. Delicious enough, but it was the smoky Gouda and shower of earthy cumin seeds that made the pie a standout. I also loved the ultra-thin, chewy crust, which closely approximated those of pizzas I’ve had in the Alps. The Boisé tartine was ever so Gallic, with ham, mushrooms and shallots piled under a luscious béchamel, footy blue cheese and bubbly mozzarella. Only the looming glories of the rest of the day stopped me from indulging

At a scoop counter out back, cult Montréal business Le Glacier Bilboquet provides the full-bodied ice cream in fl avors including a dark, roasty caramel with chocolate chips and pale, natural pistachio. After an intense survey of the two impressively stocked cheese counters, I elected not to end my meal with one of many appealing local goat cheeses but with a chocolate chip cookie baked in house. Well played. It was little more PHOTOS: ALICE LEVITT

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Mont Sutton is practically a sister to Jay Peak. But, while the ski resort may be the headline act there, it’s far from the only reason to visit. You won’t fi nd as immersive a tasting experience anywhere in the Northeast Kingdom. Whether you’re unbuckling your bindings and heading back down the mountain or going on a manger-tillyou-drop daycation, Sutton will feed the food lover’s soul. Many of the town’s major destinations can be found right on its eminently walkable Main Street. As in any resort town, though, much of the best dining is peppered across the mountain’s many inns and hotels. I packed a weekend’s worth of indulgence into an eight-hour trip. Follow my lead, or take a more relaxed approach as you, too, taste a nearby hidden gustatory haven.

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brave soul who dropped trou to examine the bill of fare while on an outdoor commode. The following is no surprise, as Tartin’Izza literally radiates warmth — from its ovens, of course. They emit more than good atmosphere; the restaurant’s open-faced tartines and pizzas are the main attraction. From curved, Dalí-esque water bottles to a bar hung with dozens of key chains, nearly every aspect of the restaurant suggests the quirky aesthetic that also characterizes its food. Pizzas on the regular menu include La Bourguignonne, with garlic, herbs, creamy tomato sauce and a healthy helping of escargots. I tried a special pizza topped with crisp, curled slices of Italian sausage and tangy slivers of apple over a mild tomato LISTEN IN ON LOCAL FOODIES...

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than a clump of melty, semisweet chips held together with butter and sugar. Even sweeter was a crumbly maple bar. I rolled down the street to Chocolaterie Belge Muriel, which is 2:00 p.m. home not only to a chocolate maker but La Rumeur Affamée, 15 rue also to a museum that might fi t in with Principale Nord, 450-538-1888. Open the roadside arcana on Route 66. seven days. Inside, take a left to buy ultracreamy truffl es, uncommon fl avors of fudge or Chocolaterie Belge Muriel, 8 rue ice cream dipped in Belgian chocolate in Principale Sud, 450-538-0139. Open a homemade cone. ˜ ursday through Monday. Take a right for a kitschy look at the Just steps away from Tartin’Izza, La manufacture of chocolate, from bean to Rumeur Aff amée (“famished gossip”) bar. Sort of. Lacking in interpretive signage, is the place for upscale ingredients. I the room-size museum is really more was tempted by local duck sausages and of a collection of chocolate curiosities. taken with jellies and jams in fl avors The most curious is a lifesize diorama such as wild raspberry with rose or portraying turtles munching on a rhubarb-wildfl ower, made by Québec fl uorescent-orange-and-green-brushed confiturier Simon Turcotte. in a chocolate terrine that I spied in the pastry case. There was still eating to do — lots of it.

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As owner of MCGILLICUDDY’S IRISH PUB in Montpelier and MULLIGAN’S IRISH PUB in Barre, DAVE NELSON has his hands full. That isn’t stopping him from adding a third pub to his empire this Wednesday with the opening of MCGILLICUDDY’S IRISH ALE HOUSE at the Maple Tree Place shopping center in Williston. Though the complex is already home to restaurants such as THREE TOMATOES TRATTORIA and MEXICALI GRILL & CANTINA, chain eateries dominate the area. “We’re just a little different than a chain,” Nelson says. “I thought [this area] needed a local option for good beer and good burgers and good bar food.” Not just the ownership is local. VERMONT HIGHLAND CATTLE COMPANY supplies the pub with steaks and, for a $2 upcharge, any burger can be made with the processor’s grass-fed beef. The build-your-own burger option allows diners to load on as many toppings as they want, for a price never exceeding $8.99 for conventional beef or $10.99 for the local patties. Either way, the signature McGillicuddy’s Burger is marinated in Guinness and a spice blend. Nonbeef burgers include a house black-bean patty with avocado and a pork patty topped with pickles, mustard and cheese to mimic a Cuban sandwich. Unlike Nelson’s other restaurants, the Williston pub will also serve some Irish fare. Dishes including corned beef and cabbage, shepherd’s pie and Irish stew are classic preparations. Others are less conventional, such as bangers and mash that uses sweet potatoes for its starch. The 28-tap list includes everything from brand-new Newport-based KINGDOM BREWING’s Skinny Bitch to littleseen New Hampshire’s Woodstock Inn Brewery Red Rack Ale to Pabst Blue Ribbon and Bud Light. Glasses will surely be raised in tribute to Shamrock, the Nelson family’s black Lab who passed away last year. Her image spreads the luck of the Irish across the restaurant, appearing on everything from the glasses to the sign to a mural inside the pub.

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to work at Guild. Davis says Buonocore’s Olde Checkered House cocktail, composed of bourbon, Amaro Abano, honey, lemon, orange

so we can deliver to everyone without running out on day one,” Cherry says. Out-of-staters will still have to trek to Vermont for their fix, though, at least for the first year or so. Cherry plans to distribute exclusively in-state “until we get more comfortable; then we’ll bump things up,” he says. Cherry says fans of the ale can chalk up the long wait to a few factors — including his own “methodical” nature, he quips, and the brewery’s need to reach the right capacity to

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owner and brewmaster BILL CHERRY has finally given them what many want: Starting next week, his toasty ale will be available in 22-ounce bottles. Cherry and the Burlington Switchback crew, including two new employees, have been bottling feverishly since mid-September, building up enough inventory to slake the thirst of retailers (and drinkers) statewide. “We wanted to have a month’s worth of beer on the trucks October 22 [the release date],

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opened its doors in South Burlington on Monday, joining the FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL and EL CORTIJO TAQUERIA Y CANTINA on the roster of Catamount Hospitality restaurants. Co-owner JED DAVIS says that at the steakhouse’s soft openings, the spit-roasted porchetta and dry-aged ribeye for two, carved tableside, were among the most popular dishes. Though the group’s chefpartner, PHILLIP CLAYTON, will oversee the food at Guild & Company, Farmhouse vet JOE CHMIELEWSKI fills the role of executive chef, preparing the meat that butcher FRANK PACE dry-ages on site. “Cocktails have been just ridiculous,” Davis says of the handiwork of bar manager MICHAEL BUONOCORE, formerly of LEUNIG’S BISTRO. Buonocore spent several years establishing drink programs in Philadelphia before returning to Vermont

bitters and lavender tincture, “changed my life.” Other cocktails are divided into four categories: Bold & Robust, Bright & Citrusy, Crisp & Rewarding and Temperance “virgin” drinks. A divider wall between the bar and main dining room was fashioned by Conant Metal & Light from 100 vintage meat grinders. Perhaps it’s a preview of the charcuterie program that Pace will introduce. By the end of the year, the Winooski-based GUILD FINE MEATS will provide the restaurant with cured treats made from locally farmed flesh. By then, the already sizable menu will have expanded to include weekly specials, Davis says. Expect more desserts from Farmhouse pastry chef SAMANTHA MADDEN, who currently prepares steakhouse staples such as cheesecake and flourless chocolate cake for the new restaurant.

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recipes for microwaving a roast and even frying chicken au micro-ondes. But what stands out about Benoît’s premicrowave work is its diversity: She provided recipes from the Far East, Eastern Europe and even Africa long before ethnic was in. To celebrate Benoît, restaurants all over the Sutton area are serving her dishes throughout the run of the exhibition. At Auberge & Spa West Brome, in neighboring Brome Lake, diners can try legs of lamb prepared by Benoît’s own grandson, Ian Macdonald. At Tartin’Izza, I was lucky enough to sample a plate of duck and lamb rillettes à la Benoît. Served with cornichons and blueberry mustard, the barnyard combination was creamy, meaty and irresistible, as current a taste as it was when the cook prepared it 60 years ago. phOtOs: alice levitt

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cocoa pod; in the skillfully painted background, a coatimundi observes the action, while a pair of natives looks off in the distance. To the right of this tableau, in the one display with explanations, Duplo figures go through the motions of cleaning and mixing cacao in a chocolate factory. I never knew there were so many stages of mold removal.

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of Jehane Benoît, the Julia Child of Canada. Benoît, who owned Noirmouton Farm in Sutton until her death in 1987, actually predated Child as a food personality, gaining fame on Canadian radio in the 1940s. In a gallery space modeled on Benoît’s home kitchen, a table holds cookbooks written by the Sorbonne-trained food chemist throughout her career, while a TV plays recollections of Benoît mixed with video of her demonstrating meal preparation. Behind the table sits a microwave in deference to Benoît’s mission in her later years: convincing home cooks that the new appliance was the safest, most convenient way to make dinner. Yes, one cookbook includes

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yogurt, until rosemary flavor blossomed in my mouth, giving the dessert a woodypine taste. But it was the ramekin full of chocolate that proved irresistible. It was so intense, I wondered if it was made straight from one of the cocoa pods on display at Chocolaterie Belge Muriel’s museum, yet it retained its wobbly, soft texture. I was in crème brûlée heaven. I ended my evening knowing that, as exotic as the town’s food offerings seemed, I was only an hour and 10 minutes from Burlington. I wouldn’t have to wait long for another taste. m

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fresco featuring the Czech patron saint Agnès, Antony’s son, John, poured a trio of the wines he helped grow. He began with a simple, dry white that was crisp and fruity. That failed to prepare me for the 2007 Vidal. The small bottle poured forth nectar that tasted like caramel with a butter base. The mouth feel was heavy — syrupy but not sticky, perhaps because the sulfite-free, organic-plus wine was also unfiltered. Madame Antony’s own flaky, caraway-covered cheese straws drew out its flavor with contrasting savory saltiness. I was even more impressed by the subtler 2005 Cuvée Majorique. A lychee nose hinted at a fruitiness that gave way to a taste like smooth, liquid gold mixed with exotic spices. After each sip, my mouth burned not with the fire of alcohol but with a flame akin to that of perfectly spiced Indian food. The vineyard itself struck a similarly enchanting note. The Anthonys’ home is perched atop the hill that houses 7000 vines carefully netted low to the ground to prevent raccoons from dining on the grapes. Once those grapes freeze, John Antony and his crew will begin rising at 4 a.m. to handpick them and press

As in Stowe or Killington, much of Sutton’s high-end dining is found inside its resorts. But if, like me, you don’t want to be reminded of skiing, Main Street has plenty to offer, too, from hip bistros to townie pubs. Just two doors down from Tartin’Izza, Christian Beaulieu, formerly of Montréal’s Le Continental, cooks up some of Sutton’s quirkiest, and most delicious, dinners. The open kitchen revealed a group of chefs having a great time. Croaks occasionally rose from the line as they imitated the moody Tom Waits music in the dining room while they worked. It made for an ideal combination of fun and hipster cred in the dimly lit restaurant, decorated with mixed-media images of bras and breasts from local artist Brigite Normandin. We made room for pumpkin, almond and cheddar soup, the first course in a table d’hôte meal. Chunks of almond gave the smooth, creamy bisque a bit of crunch. Otherwise, just a hint of agedcheddar bite broke up the sweetness of the gourd. Next came medallions of Nagano pork. The meat is unique to Québec, created by the Robitaille Group in

1997 to appeal to Japanese consumers accustomed to ultramarbled Berkshire pigs. The lean slices of loin were dark, juicy and flavorful, not your average supermarket swine. They rested on tart applesauce, with pinkish mustard sauce dotted around the plate. Beside the pork lay what looked like a giant baked potato but wasn’t, exactly. It was a crisp, oven-baked potato-skin cup filled with popcorn-sized clumps of potato, sour cream, chives and meaty — Wild Man Fischer chunks of bacon made from wild boar. It was my first boar bacon, and I can’t wait for more of the gamy, hearty rashers. Clearly, Beaulieu has a way with Lunch q Dinner q Sunday Brunch a smoker. The centerpiece of his 27 Bridge St, Richmond unconventional Caesar salad was a Tues-Sun • 434-3148 smoked-duck-leg confit. What the salty meat lost in greasy unctuousness, it gained in flavor. It paired beautifully “Best 1Japanese Dining” 12v-toscano101012.indd 10/9/12 with its bed of grilled lettuce, topped — Saveur Magazine with a single, over-easy quail egg. The dish was dressed with artfully piped, caramel-colored anchovy dressing and a liberal dose of thinly sliced Parmigiano Reggiano. A trio of pickled caper berries lent a welcome helping of acid. We simply couldn’t turn down a trio of crèmes brûlées. The vanilla custard was intensely flavorful, like a concentrated distillation of every plain crème brûlée 112 Lake Street I’d ever eaten. At first bite, the mixedBurlington berry version tasted like mixed-berry

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Unfortunately, the ravioli was on hiatus the night we visited, but there were plenty of other options. It took my friend and me 20 minutes, and several visits from our patient server, before we could decide. Codfish piccata or grilled wild salmon topped with house chutney? Filet mignon or New York strip? Though the duck-confit-and-cheddar quesadilla sounded almost too rich to work, it was more delicate than expected; the outer tortilla was charred almost to paper in places; the duck was mild and moist, the cheddar gooey and filling. The minced, dry salsa that came alongside was fresh and excellent, and the house mango chutney was delicious. However, a dish that sounded

lighter — calamari topped with sundried tomatoes and olives — was almost overwrought. The calamari was tender but smothered in panko, there were more olives on the plate than I’ve ever seen in a single dish, and the entire thing was drizzled with balsamic vinegar and some kind of spice reduction. At a place like Bailiwicks, it may be wise to order the steak that you see everyone around you enjoying. I ignored that instinct and went for Tunisian crispy chicken, described as a cinnamon-chilemarinated, oven-crisped Statler breast topped with harissa sauce. With so many gutsy ingredients on the plate, I was perplexed that it lacked depth of flavor; the bird didn’t seem marinated at all,

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meet demand. Cherry is thrilled with the German-built Krones system on which Switchback relies for bottling; his operations manager, TODD HAIRE, “baked some of our first batch in an incubator at 90 degrees for two weeks, to make it suffer. He gave it really rude abuse,” Cherry says. When they sampled from the bottles, “We could catch [the heat] in the aroma, but the flavors were still there.” Cherry adds that the bottled brew is “identical” to what a drinker might get on tap, just as he intended. Richmond’s Interrobang Design created the bottle’s label. Each one tells the story of “why we waited so long to bottle,” as Cherry puts it, as well as offering drinking instructions: “We want you to turn [the bottle] upside down and stir the yeast back in, because that’s how we like to drink it.” Switchback will celebrate the release — as well as its 10th anniversary — at the Flynn Avenue brewery on Saturday, October 13, with food, music and, of course, beer. — C.H .

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The bread that was promised never arrived, but we still managed to become totally stuffed. As we departed, clutches of jovial people filled the bar — men in button-down shirts watching football, bearded guys in Carhartts sharing pints, quartets of thirtysomething women dishing over martinis. The teeming bar and full parking lot — on a Wednesday night, no less — made clear that Bailiwicks is already filling an important niche in St. J.

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and the faintly spicy paste on top didn’t connect with it. The bed of quinoa on which the chicken rested was studded with edamame, which provided the grain with its only flavor. Much tastier was a pork chop topped with a tart mince of green apples and tomatillos and served atop a creamy mushroom risotto. The meat was succulent and peppery, and the sauce seemed tinged with sage. Entrées at Bailiwicks come with soup or a salad. Though the strawberrychampagne vinaigrette that dressed the baby greens was a touch too acidic, the cream of tomato soup — actually closer to bisque — had an addictive, spicy kick.

specialties on Brattleboro’s Putney Road, all of it cooked by Jamaican-born chef STEVE NICHOLS, according to his wife and co-owner, BARBARA NICHOLS. “We sell the curried goat every day and often sell out,” Barbara Nichols says. (This writer can attest that it’s delicious.) Steve Nichols makes the sweet-tart, ruby-red sorrel tea by boiling the flowers and putting in “a hint of ginger,” says his wife. The truck can be found Monday through Saturday from noon to 6 p.m. outside the America’s Best Inn at 959 Putney Road.

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OLD NORTH END ARTS & BUSINESS NETWORK TWEETUP : Queen City Twitterati discuss local arts and business initiatives and issues in person, as well as in 140-character missives. Nunyuns Bakery & Café, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 238-7994.

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OPEN ROTA MEETING : Neighbors keep tabs on the gallery's latest happenings. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-563-0494.

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MAKE STUFF! : Defunct bicycle parts become works of art and jewelry that will be sold to raise funds and awareness for Bike Recycle Vermont. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

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VERMONT CHAPTER OF THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF ARCHITECTS' PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS : Excellence in architecture is recognized at this public reception, which honors two projects chosen as favorites by the general public. BCA Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Info, 425-6162.

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CLASSIC FILM SERIES : Tom Blachly and Rick Winston introduce and spark discussion about a favorite fl ick from the silver screen. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfi eld, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 4263581, jaquithpubliclibrary@gmail.com. COMMUNITY CINEMA FILM SERIES: Brad Lichtenstein's 2012 documentary As Goes Janesville chronicles a midwestern town's ongoing fi ght for reinvention after the closure of its General Motors plant. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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BARRE FARMERS MARKET : Crafters, bakers and farmers share their goods in the center of the town. Barre City Hall Park, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, barrefarmersmarket@gmail.com.

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foods and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers' totes. ˛ e Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 989-6012. NEWPORT FARMERS MARKET: Pickles, meats, eggs, fruits, veggies, herbs and baked goods are a small sampling of the fresh fare supplied by area growers and producers. 246 Causeway, Newport, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, sargentsbearnecessities@gmail.com. SUN TO CHEESE TOURS : Fromage fans take a behind-the-scenes look at dairy farming and cheese making as they observe fresh milk turning into farmhouse cheddar. Shelburne Farms, 2-4 p.m. $15 includes a block of cheese. Info, 985-8686. WILLISTON FARMERS MARKET: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 735-3860, info@willistonfarmersmarket.com.

Friday, October 12, 7:30 p.m. at UVM Recital Hall, Burlington. $15-22. Info, 656-5806. uvm. edu/laneseries

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BURLINGTON GO CLUB : Folks gather weekly to play the deceptively simple — and highly strategic — Asian board game. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free; bring a set if you have one. Info, 860-9587, dfelcan@yahoo.com.

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MEDITATION & DISCUSSION: Powerful energies arise from this participant-led session, which chases 30 minutes of meditation with a brief reading and discussion. Inspired Yoga Studios, Jay, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 988-0449.

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BABY TIME PLAYGROUP : Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 658-3659. ENOSBURG PLAYGROUP : Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. FAIRFIELD PLAYGROUP: Youngsters entertain themselves with creative activities and snack time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairﬁ eld, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. HIGHGATE STORY HOUR : Gigglers and wigglers listen to age-appropriate lit. Highgate Public Library, 11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970. MAY'S WORLD MUSIC & MOVEMENT: Energetic children lace up their dancing shoes for a fun WED.10

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IMPROV NIGHT : Fun-loving participants play "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"-style games in an encouraging environment. Spark Arts, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $7 suggested donation. Info, 373-4703.

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The Plot Thickens In case you needed a little help getting in the mood for Halloween this year, along comes Hamlet, arguably Shakespeare’s greatest play and “one of the world’s fi rst psychological thrillers,” according to Montpelier’s Lost Nation Theater. It also has the best depressive soliloquy ever: To be or not to be… The familiar tragedy comes dripping with revenge, murder, madness and ghosts, but LNT pushes the drama to another level with original music and seven “fi ghtermusicians.” What dreams may come?

‘HAMLET’ Preview performance ˛ ursday, October 11, 7 p.m., at Montpelier City Hall Auditorium. $15. Also Friday and Saturday, October 12 and 13, 8 p.m.; and Sunday, October 14, 7 p.m. $30; and Saturday matinee, October 13, 2 p.m. $15. Check online calendar for show schedule through October 28. Info, 229-0492. lostnationtheater.org

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Tunes of Triumph Called “the most inspiring band you’ll ever see” by the London Guardian, Staff Benda Bilili bring a mix of Afrorumba, Latin rhythms, homemade instruments and indomitable spirit to the stage. The eight members of this Congolese band — whose name means “look beyond appearances” — have overcome daunting obstacles, from homelessness to childhood polio. Half the musicians perform from wheelchair-tricycles as the group uses its international visibility to increase political and human-rights awareness. Africa’s fi nest street musicians come to Vermont on their first U.S. tour.

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MuSiC & MoveMent PlaygrouP: Youngsters tune in for six weeks of song, dance and fun with instruments. St. Albans Free Library, 10:15-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. MuSiC WitH Mr. CHriS: Rug rats raise their voices to original and traditional sing-alongs with local musician Chris Dorman. There are games to play, too. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 497-7217. PajaMa Story tiMe: Evening tales send kiddos off to bed. Berkshire Elementary School, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. St. albanS PlaygrouP: Creative activities and storytelling engage young minds. NCSS Family Center, St. Albans, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Story tiMe WitH bill & HiS CritterS: Crafts, snacks and show-and-tell revolve around tales — and, possibly, tails. Ainsworth Public Library, Williamstown, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 433-5887.

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CoMMunity Herb ClaSS: Andrew Wolf explores the history, physiology and energetics of aphrodisiac herbology, and folks go home with tailored "erotic elixirs." Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $1012; additional $8 materials fee; preregister. Info, 224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org.

youtH Media lab: Aspiring Spielbergs learn about movie making with Middlebury Community Television experts. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-4097.

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v-druM MaSter ClaSS: Electronic-percussion guru Mike Snyder offers an in-store demo of the latest Roland V-Drum models. Advance Music Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister (space is limited). Info, 863-8652.

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WHy PolitiCS: WHat young PeoPle are doing about verMont'S future: Candidates Paul Dame, Rep. Dustin Degree, Cassandra Gekas and Rep. Jill Krowinski speak with the state's young professionals about election topics affecting their generation. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, panel discussion, 6-7:30 p.m.; networking reception, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7704.

introduCtion to SaCred CoCreation: Nessa Rothsteins helps folks investigate simple desires by using the philosophy of sacred geometry. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 232-2062.

robert Sarazin blake, Stan oliva, CHriS oStuni: Local and regional artists share songwriting, storytelling and poetry in the gallery. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $3-10. Info, 518-314-9872.

Audiences cheered and shouted. Women screamed and fainted and fought for his velvet gloves. They knew great music when they heard it.

Put PeoPle firSt Candidate foruM: As part of a statewide grassroots initiative, the Vermont Human Rights Council builds a movement for real democracy by raising awareness of today's important issues. Montpelier High School, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 861-4892.

Story Walk: Bookworms read a story along a trail to Lone Tree Hill. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Regular admission, $5-8; free for kids, members and Shelburne residents. Info, 985-8686.

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CuPCakeS & tHe CongreSSMan: an evening WitH Peter WelCH: The U.S. Congressman discusses a range of issues important to Vermonters, from farm subsidies to energy policy to controversial topics before the Supreme Court. Old Town Hall, Brookfield, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 276-3776.

eMPoWering your intentionS: Proactive people go beyond hopes and wants as they learn how to tackle life's bigger issues. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.coop.

italian ConverSation grouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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Story tiMe for 3- to 5-year-oldS: Preschoolers stretch their reading skills through activities involving puppets and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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Moving & grooving WitH CHriStine: Two- to 5-year-olds jam out to rock-and-roll and worldbeat tunes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Story tiMe & PlaygrouP: Read-aloud tales pave the way for themed art, nature and cooking projects. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@gmail.com.

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MontgoMery Story Hour: Good listeners are rewarded with an earful of tales and a mouthful of snacks. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

labyrinth lovers outstanding in their field. 1404 Wheelock Rd., Danville, 10 a.m. $9-12; free for ages 4 and under. Info, 748-1399, info@vermontcornmaze.com.

green Mountain table tenniS Club: Pingpong players swing their paddles back and forth in singles and doubles matches. Knights of Columbus, Rutland, 7-10 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership fee. Info, 247-5913. nortHeaSt kingdoM roller derby league oPen reCruitMent: Roll models of all ability levels whip around the flat track. Indoor Recreation of Orleans County, Derby, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 323-4613, nekderby@gmail.com.

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CHarleS ruSSell: The professor emeritus of English and American studies at Rutgers University takes the floor with "In Love and Struggle: The Art of Thornton Dial." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750.

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donald WiCkMan: After a potluck supper, the historian shares "One Regiment's Story in the Civil War: The Ninth Vermont Regiment, 186265." Congregational Church, Bradford, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4423.

MonarCH butterfly tagging: In 2007, a black-and-orange flyer identified at the nature center was recovered in Mexico. Folks catch, tag and release the migrating monarchs to help with future connections. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. $3-5; free for members. Info, 229-6206.

elizabetH MarloWe: Colgate University's assistant professor of art and art history considers canonical works of the era in "False Friends: Context, Connoisseurship and the History of Roman Art." Room 125, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

tHe great verMont Corn Maze: Weather permitting, a 10-acre maze of maize lures

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legal challenges of the effort. Chamberlin School, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2205.

College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Sold out. Info, 603-646-2422.

Shareholder advocacy: Panel diScuSSion: Panelists Seamus Finn, Shelley Alpern, Anne W. Doremus and Paul Olsen voice their opinions on "The 'Insider' Movement for Better Corporate Behavior." McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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'Boom': With a comet on a collision course toward Earth, a scientist locks himself and his date in a fallout shelter to save the human species in this existential comedy from Vermont Stage Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.30-32.50. Info, 863-5966. 'Born yeSterday': A corrupt business tycoon's efforts to educate his mistress backfire when she tries to sabotage his plans to "buy" a congressman in this comedy by Northern Stage. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-60. Info, 296-7000.

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echo after dark: In order to investigate terroir, folks sample fine European wines and Lake Champlain Chocolates' new Blue Bandana Chocolate Maker line. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $15-20; for ages 21 and up; preregister. Info, 877-324-6386, ext. 7. the Blind café: Diners experience a vegetarian meal in the dark at this "sensory tasting experience" supporting a local organization dedicated to improving the lives of the blind community. Food is locally sourced; music adds to the evening. BCA Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $45. Info, 800-838-3006. WaterBury farmerS market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and edible inspirations at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 522-5965, info@waterburyfarmersmarket.com.

Burlington WriterS WorkShoP meeting: Members read and respond to the poetry and prose of fellow wordsmiths. Participants must join the group to have their work reviewed; see meetup.com for details and to register (space is limited). Levity, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8104.

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indoor landScaPing: Got a green thumb? At-home horticulturalists learn about bringing some green into their living scene. Gardener's Supply, Williston, noon-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

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fletcher tumBle time: Exuberant youngsters find an outlet for all of that energy. Gymnasium, Fletcher Elementary School, Cambridge, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. franklin Story hour: Lovers of the written word perk up for read-aloud tales and adventures with lyrics. Haston Library, Franklin, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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lego fun: Budding architects in grades K and up piece together snazzy structures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. middleBury PreSchool Story time: Little learners master early-literacy skills through tales, rhymes and songs. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4369. montgomery infant/toddler PlaygrouP: Infants to 2-year-olds idle away the hours with THU.11

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'Still moving: PiloBoluS at forty': Jeffrey Ruoff's 2012 documentary traces the origins of this modern dance company, which was formed in a Dartmouth class in 1971. Loew Auditorium, Black Family Visual Arts Center, Dartmouth

farmyard Story time: Cute cows, sheep and chickens look on as little ones flock to the Children's Farmyard for weekly activities. Shelburne Farms, 10:15-11 a.m. Regular farm admission, $5-8; free to members, Shelburne residents and kids under 3. Info, 985-8686.

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ignite Burlington: "Enlighten us, but make it quick" is the mantra of this forum for local celebrities and businesspeople. Speakers share their ideas in compelling 5-minute presentations. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, cash bar and reception, 4:45 p.m.; event, 6 p.m. $25-75. Info, 488-3439.

Board gameS: Kids ages 9 and up find entertainment from a box. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-3:45 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

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hoPkinS center 50th anniverSary celeBration: Folks fête the performingarts venue with a weekend of music, theater, dance and film. Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Various prices; see hop.dartmouth.edu for full schedule. Info, 603-646-2422.

Create a one-of-a-kind, all original American tourist, groovy hippy, or even a glamorous movie star, and save money.

alBurgh PlaygrouP: Tots form friendships over music and movement. Alburgh Family Center of NCSS, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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ghoStS of uvm: Suspense builds as paranormal historian Thea Lewis spins campus tales of smugglers, madmen and hermits. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $13.50; arrive 10 minutes before start time. Info, 863-5966.

Get your ghoulish self to a Goodwill Retail Store, the Halloween Headquarters.

PuBlic flu clinic: Adults immunize themselves against the infectious disease. Kings Daughters Home, St. Albans, 10 a.m.-noon. $35 for recipients without coverage. Info, 527-7531.

Woman'S craft grouP: Inventive females work on artful projects at a biweekly meetup. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 238-2291.

Bacon thurSdayS: Folks come for plates of bacon and creative dipping sauces and stay for music, conversation and a "roadkill party." Wear skins and furs for $1 off drinks. Nutty Steph's, Middlesex, 7-10 p.m. Cost of food; cash bar. Info, 229-2090.

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Start the converSation: film & WorkShoP: Mike Bernhagen and Terry Kaldhusdal's documentary Consider the Conversation sparks a discussion about preparing for end-of-life care. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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stories and songs. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Music With Raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves to traditional and original folk music. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. stoRy Walk: See WED.10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Volunteens: Eager readers make library plans involving books, technology and ... zombies. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. WRite heRe! hoMeschool suppoRt in WRiting: Out-of-classroom learners ages 10 to 14 take a two-hour field trip into their imaginations in this collaborative workshop with writing prompts and outdoor activities. The Writers' Barn, Shelburne, 1-3 p.m. $25; preregister (space is limited). Info, 985-3091.

music

anneMieke spoelstRa: Nature is the theme of "Musical Imagionaries," the pianist's solo recital of works by Liszt, Brahms, Hovhaness and Mussorgsky. A silent auction of her nature 1/11/12 11:35 AMphotography supports the M.O.S.A. Project in Lesotho, Africa. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 578-7140. BoB hoRan & Dick MccoRMack: Two singers who logged time in the Greenwich Village folk scene make music and offer commentary in "The Times They Still Are a-Changin': The Protest Song: A Retrospective." Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

THE MUSIC OF ASTOR PIAZZOLLA

chRis DoRMan: The singer-songwriter executes artful storytelling and melodies at the grand opening of Williston's instrument retailer. Guitar Center Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7627.

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counteRpoint: In "American Hallel," the vocal ensemble presents the sacred and liturgical music of one of the country's foremost Jewish composers, Michael Isaacson. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5-20; free for kids under 6. Info, 540-1784.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 7:30 PM UVM RECITAL HALL [ $30 adult ] [ $15 advance student ] One of the “ . . .stars of the guitar world” (New York Times), Jason Vieaux, joined by the great French bandoneon player, Julien Labro for an extraordinary concert exploring the works of the beloved Argentine composer Astor Piazzolla .

H E R E ’ S W H AT ’ S C O M I N G U P : ZOË KEATING, solo cello . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10/12 KEVIN KENNER, piano . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10/26 RED HORSE with LUCY KAPLANSKY, JOHN GORKA, and ELIZA GILKYSON . . . . . . . . . . 11/2 PACIFICA QUARTET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11/9

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TICKETS/ARTIST INFO/EVENTS/BROCHURE:

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Johnson state college conceRt BanD: Musicians lend their airs to a community ensemble in weekly rehearsals of contemporary compositions. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 821-0504, steven.light@jsc.edu. ken peploWski: "The man is magic," said late jazz singer Melvin Tormé of this virtuosic clarinetist and tenor saxophonist, who performs with pianist Ehud Asherie. Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $12; $27 includes early-bird dinner special; BYOB. Info, 465-4071, info@brandon-music.net. Me2/oRchestRa ReheaRsal: Ronald Braunstein conducts this classical ensemble composed of musicians with mental health issues and the people who support them. All ability levels welcome. Chill Out Center, Burlington Town Center Mall, 7:15-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 238-8369, me2orchestra@gmail.com. songWRiteRs sessions: Lyricists make music at a monthly jam. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6 p.m. Cash bar; preregister for a slot to play. Info, 425-3739. staRRy Mountain tRio: From shape-note songs to haunting Appalachian folk ballads, Suzannah Park, Gideon Crevoshay and Avery Brook offer a dynamic set of vocal polyphony. North End Studios, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 343-7565.

outdoors

the gReat VeRMont coRn Maze: See WED.10, 10 a.m. WilD plant & natuRe Walk: Folks hone their plant-identification skills while learning about the local habitat and sustainable

wild-harvesting practices. Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury, 5-6:15 p.m. $10 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 456-8122.

seminars

hoMe-Buying seMinaR: Property virgin? Prospective buyers learn the ins and outs of the process from mortgage and real-estate professionals. Light dinner provided. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; RSVP required. Info, 865-1020, ext. 36. hoW to negotiate a BetteR Deal When Buying a caR: Looking for a sweet new ride? With tips on loans and useful websites, this class makes an informed consumer out of you. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8790. intRoDuction to geoMancy: The Green Mountain Druid Order's Fearn Lickfield and Ivan McBeth explore the energies present within nature in a lively PowerPoint presentation. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-8; preregister. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.coop. tech laB: Computer snafu? Experts answer questions and navigate the way to tech-savvy solutions. Bradford Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com.

talks

conVeRsation on Race noW: listening to the Voices of youth: The Consortium for Inclusion & Equity's Stacey Miller facilitates an audience-participatory discussion with words from high school and college students. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:15-9 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5612. hispanic foRuM: 'the gReen anD the gReenest': At this two-day conference, guest speakers connect the dots between Brazil, the world's strongest emerging sustainable market, and UVM, one of America's greenest academic campuses. Friday concludes with a screening of A Convenient Truth: Urban Solutions from Curitiba, Brazil and a roundtable discussion. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3196, juan.maura@ uvm.edu. leah BolgeR: The president of Veterans for Peace recaps her 20 years of active duty with the U.S. Navy in a talk about peace activism. Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

theater

'BooM': See WED.10, 7:30 p.m. 'BoRn yesteRDay': See WED.10, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. 'DeathtRap': Dorset Theatre presents Ira Levin's thriller about a Broadway mystery playwright who's lost his touch — and will do anything to reclaim his fame. Memorial Hall, Essex, 8 p.m. $12-16. Info, 291-0341. 'haMlet': Lost Nation Theater presents the Bard's action-packed tale of political turmoil and family vengeance in Denmark. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $10-30. Info, 229-0492. national theatRe of lonDon liVe: Golden Globe-winning actress Julie Walters stars as a feisty old lady in a broadcast screening of The Last of the Haussmans. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $8-15. Info, 382-9222. 'the DiaRy of anne fRank': The Little City Players present this harrowing Holocaust story based on the real-life diary of a 13-year-old girl. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 877-6737.

words

Book Discussion: 20th-centuRy pResiDents, BefoRe & DuRing WWii: History buffs examine the brilliant successes and public failures of one of America's most memorable leaders in Kendricks A. Clements' Woodrow Wilson: World Statesman. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. JaMes MaRtin: The prolific author (he's written 104 textbooks) discusses our species' evolution — and unpreparedness for the future — in "The Transformation of Humankind." Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Info, 496-2111. open Mic/poetRy night: Readers, writers, singers and ranters pipe up in a constructive and positive environment. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 518-5630494, rotagallery@gmail.com. WRiteRs WoRkshop: Mark Doty, author of three acclaimed memoirs, reads from his work as part of a series featuring some of today's most dynamic writers of contemporary literature. Sugar Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3056, bored@uvm.edu.

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Ross ashton: An award-winning projection artist from England lights up the exterior of the Hopkins Center with a site-specific creation. Hop Plaza and Dartmouth Green, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 9 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

bazaars

pto tag sale: The exchange of household goods, toys and clothing supports Sustainable Living Initiatives Motivating Youth. Orchard School, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3395. RuMMage sale: Bargain hunters thumb through clothes, books and toys. Baptist Building, Fairfax, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-6313.

business

social-MeDia MaRketing foR agRiBusiness: From Facebook to Google Analytics, participants learn to leverage social media to accomplish business goals. Langevin House, Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9101.

comedy

the seconD city: The Chicago-based comedy troupe that launched the careers of Tina Fey, Steve Carrell, Bill Murray and others runs on a procomedy platform in "Second City for President." Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-523-2512.

dance

BallRooM lesson & Dance social: Singles and couples of all experience levels take a twirl. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; open dancing, 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269. fRiDay eVening Dance social: Kick up your heels in an evening of open partner dancing. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. Free. Info, 598-6757. 'giselle': Ballerinas leap gracefully across the screen in this broadcast production, filmed at the Mariinsky Theatre in St. Petersburg, Russia. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $8-15. Info, 382-9222. haRVest Moon Dance paRty: Light fare fuels folks up for dance-floor action, set to the bigband tunes of Weed's Imperial Orchestra. Bliss Auditorium, St. Albans Historical Museum, 6:30-9 p.m. $15. Info, 527-7933, stamuseum.history@ myfairpoint.net.

FIND FUtURE DAtES + UPDAtES At SEVENDAYSVT.COM/EVENTS Channel 15 Queen City Contra DanCe: Soft-soled steppers move to calling by Anna Rain and music by Gift of the Marcii. Edmunds Elementary School, Burlington, beginners session, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $8; free for kids under 12. Info, 371-9492 or 343-7165.

7 p.m. $10-25; preregister. Info, 846-7245, ext. 2550.

snacks. Health Room. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

'still MoVing: pilobolus at Forty': See THU.11, 10 a.m.

MontgoMery tuMble tiMe: Physicalfitness activities help build strong muscles. Montgomery Elementary School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Queen City tango Milonga: No partner is required for welcoming the weekend in the Argentine tradition. Wear clean, soft-soled shoes. North End Studio B, Burlington, 7-10 p.m., beginners session, 7-7:45 p.m. $7. Info, 658-5225.

bellows Falls FarMers Market: Music enlivens a fresh-food marketplace with produce, meats, crafts and ever-changing weekly workshops. Waypoint Center, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 463-2018.

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DeaD north VerMont: FarMlanD oF terror: Thrill seekers show up for a night of fright in the cornfields. Wagon rides, a halfmile "walk of terror," animatronics and spooky residents quicken pulses. 1404 Wheelock Rd., Danville, 7:30 p.m. $25-35; not recommended for young children. Info, 748-1399, info@vermontcornmaze.com. hopkins Center 50th anniVersary Celebration: See THU.11, 7:30-11 p.m. 'lois MCClure' hoMeCoMing: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum's full-scale replica of an 1862 canal schooner docks after a four-month journey to ports in Canada, the Great Lakes and beyond. Onlookers have the opportunity to board the ship. See calendar spotlight. Falls Park, Vergennes, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. Queen City ghostwalk: Darkness Falls: Chills and thrills await as paranormal historian Thea Lewis recaps the city's dark and twisted past. Meet at the steps, Burlington City Hall Park, 7 p.m. $13.50; arrive 10 minutes before start time. Info, 863-5966. thirty & thriVing: hoMeshare VerMont's 30th anniVersary: Storyteller Willem Lange helps celebrate three decades of home sharing in Vermont at an evening of food from local restaurants and caterers. Sunset Ballroom, Comfort Suites, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $30. Info, 8654151 or 863-5625.

VerMont publiC teleVision CoMMunity CounCil Meeting: VPT's advisory board and the public weigh in on content and community engagement. Vermont Public Television Studio, Colchester, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 654-3688.

fairs & festivals

film

riChMonD FarMers Market: An open-air emporium connects farmers and fresh-food browsers. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-620-3713, rfmmanager@gmail.com. the blinD CaFé: See THU.11, 7:30 p.m. VerMont teCh Dairy proCessing & CoMMerCial kitChen projeCt introDuCtion: Dairy diehards learn about an exciting initiative to develop a community kitchen at the Vermont Tech Enterprise Center. Langevin House, Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 2:45-4 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9101.

health & fitness

aVoiD Falls with iMproVeD stability: A personal trainer demonstrates daily practices for seniors concerned about their balance. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 658-7477. hoop DeMo Class: Grownups relive their youth as they shake and shimmy in a cardio workout intended to build balance, strengthen core muscles and tone the body. North End Studio A, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 203-627-8809. publiC Flu CliniC: See THU.11, Enosburgh Falls Ambulance Service, 1-3 p.m.

kids

Drop-in story tiMe: Picture books, finger plays and action rhymes captivate kids of all ages. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. Dungeons & Dragons: Imaginative XP earners in grades 6 and up exercise their problem-solving skills in battles and adventures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. enosburg Falls story hour: Young ones show up for CO fables and finger crafts. UR TE Enosburg Public Library, SY OF THE 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. FL

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FairFax CoMMunity playgroup: Kiddos convene for fun via crafts, circle time and

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presChool story hour: As part of the ongoing "Race: Are We So Different?" exhibit, little ones learn about race and racism through literature and personal stories. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $9.50-12.50; free for kids ages 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386.

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story walk: See WED.10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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swanton playgroup: Kids and caregiv16t-retnWEEKLY2.indd 1 ers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. teen aDVisory boarD: Teens gather to plan library programs. Yes, there will be snacks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. teen MoVie: A fairy-tale premise gives way to an action-packed quest to dethrone the queen in 2012's Snow White and the Huntsman. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. 'the jungle book': Rutland Youth Theatre stages one of literature's most enduring classics, Rudyard Kipling's adventures of Mowgli, Bagheera, Baloo and Shere Khan. Rutland Intermediate School, 7 p.m. $6-8. Info, 558-4177.

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tibetan sanD art: In honor of the Dalai Lama's visit to Middlebury, children and families practice the colorful folk art of Rangoli with local artist Joy Danila. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 4-6 CELEBRATION SERIES 9/24/12 2:25 PM p.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. 16t-Girlington092612.indd 1 toDDler yoga & stories: Tykes up to age 5 stretch it out in simple exercise and reading activities. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:15 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

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music

“What’s Forever For”

an eVening with howarD FishMan: Trombonist Ron Wilkins, violinist Skye Steele and double bassis Andrew Hall back the singer/ guitarist in original compositions and lauded interpretations of the Great American Songbook. Vermont Arts Exchange at Sage Street Mill, North Bennington, 8 p.m. $24. Info, 800-838-3006.

Jonathan Edwards

“Sunshine,” “Shanty,” “Athens County”

anneMieke spoelstra: See THU.11, United Church, Strafford, 7:30-9 p.m. MiChael Martin Murphey & jonathan eDwarDs: Two chart-topping American singer-songwriters join forces. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-34. Info, 476-8188. riCky skaggs & kentuCky thunDer: All-star musicians back the Grammywinning mandolinist in his trademark bluegrass and country sounds. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $1548. Info, 863-5966. starry Mountain trio: See THU.11, Community Church, Tinmouth, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 446-2928. Zoë keating: The solo cellist sounds more like a symphony as she uses a laptop FRI.12

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'a plaCe in the worlD': Folks watch an advance screening of Adam Maurer and William Silva Reddington's feature-length documentary about a charter school that brings together American children with young refugees from wartorn countries. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Adult Learning Student Support Fund. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester,

lynDon FarMers Market: More than 20 vendors proffer a rotation of fresh veggies, meats, cheeses and more. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail. com.

MusiCal thirDs story tiMe: Children read and rock out at this tuneful meetup. Essex Free Library, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

SEVEN DAYS

Das bierhaus oktoberFest: Prost! Folks down traditional German fare at a brew-tastic gathering with themed games, a car show, and a beard and mustache competition. Blue Ribbon Pavilion, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-10 p.m. $8; $10 for all three days. Info, 425-3399.

FooDways FriDays: Historic recipes get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

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CraFt Fair & antiQues show: New England artisans and dealers come armed with one-of-akind and novelty items. Proceeds benefit the restoration of historic church buildings. Tunbridge World's Fairgrounds, 5:30-8 p.m. $10 for Friday preview party; $5 on Saturday and Sunday. Info, 889-3315, tunbridgechurchholidayshoppe@ gmail.com.

FiVe Corners FarMers Market: From natural meats to breads and wines, farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@ gmail.com.

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ullr's DreaM: Fall Fashion show: In honor of the Norse god of snow and skiing, the sales floor turns into a chic winter wonderland showcasing the latest cold-weather gear. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Land Trust's campaign to save the Bolton Valley nordic and backcountry. Outdoor Gear Exchange, Burlington, 7-11:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 861-0190.

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to loop and add layers to her own sound. See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, preperformance talk, 6:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30 p.m. $15-22. Info, 656-4455.

outdoors

EvEning Fall Wagon RidE: Horse-powered transportation allows cider sippers to take a scenic twilight loop through the fields and woodlands. Shelburne Farms, rides leave at 6 p.m., 6:35 p.m. and 7:10 p.m. $7-15; free for kids under 3. Info, 985-8686. ThE gREaT vERmonT CoRn mazE: See WED.10, 10 a.m.

politics

dinnER & disCussion WiTh sEn. BERniE sandERs: The Vermont senator speaks about his reelection effort and what's at stake for the country this November with regard to economy, health care and the environment. Willey Memorial Hall, Cabot, dinner, 5:30 p.m.; meeting, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1505.

talks

hispaniC FoRum: 'ThE gREEn and ThE gREEnEsT': See THU.11, 10:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Jay CRavEn: The Vermont director shares behind-the-scenes stories from the front lines of indie filmmaking at a community conversation with excerpts from his current film project, Northern Borders. WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room, Bristol, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 453-3188, walkover@me.com.

theater

'12 angRy mEn': The courtroom is in session for the St. Johnsbury Players' drama about jury deliberations at a homicide trial. Morse Black Box Theater. St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 748-4002. 'Boom': See WED.10, 7:30 p.m. 'BoRn yEsTERday': See WED.10, 7:30 p.m. 'dEaThTRap': See THU.11, 8 p.m. 'hamlET': See THU.11, 8 p.m.

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'igniTing imaginaTion': As a salute to the Hop's 50th anniversary, Dartmouth stars perform in a red-carpet celebration. Participating troupes include the Dartmouth College Wind Ensemble, Dartmouth Idols, members of the Barbary Coast Jazz Ensemble and student dance groups. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. & 10 p.m. $5-35. Info, 603-646-2422.

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mongolian musiC & danCE: Inner Mongolia University performing-arts students share their country's singular culture through an 8:30 a.m. dance workshop in the Southwick Ballroom, a 9:35 a.m. music workshop in the Southwick Recital Hall and a 7:30 p.m. performance in the Ira Allen Chapel. UVM, Burlington. Free. Info, 656-7985.

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'ThE diaRy oF annE FRank': See THU.11, 8 p.m.

9/25/12 12:05 PM

BRaTTlEBoRo liTERaRy FEsTival: More than 50 authors, illustrators and book professionals publicly declare their love of the written word through three days of readings, poetry slams and film screenings. Various locations, Brattleboro, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Various prices; see brattleboroliteraryfestival.org for schedule. Info, 579-7414.

saT.13 activism

souThERn vERmonT hikE FoR hungER: Individuals and teams raise awareness about hunger and malnutrition while taking steps to support Hunger Free Vermont's programs. Grafton Ponds, check-in, 10 a.m.; 1.5- and 3-mile loops, 11 a.m.; community celebration with food follows. $25. Info, 865-0255, hike@hungerfreevt. org.

agriculture

indooR gaRdEning: Gardening guru Peter Burke teaches localvores the steps to harvesting fresh greens with little more than a cupboard and a windowsill. Gardenerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Supply Company, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. $10. Info, 660-3505.

bazaars

BiRd Book ExChangE: Bibliophiles' hearts soar at a used-book sale that caters to avian interests. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2167. Book salE: Readers rejoice in a collection of children's books, adult fiction, nonfiction and mysteries. Family Center, St. Mark's Parish, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7686. old noRTh End aRT maRkET: Craftspeople display and sell their endlessly creative works. North End Studios, Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 238-7994. pTo Tag salE: See FRI.12, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. RummagE salE: Eagle-eyed shoppers rifle through donated goods, discerning treasure from trash. Saturday boasts a bargain bag sale. Richmond Congregational Church, 9:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 434-2053. samplings oF vERmonT's BEsT: Seventy-five artisans and food producers demonstrate their craft and sell their wares on a weekly basis. Vermont Artisans Craft Gallery, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4600.

conferences

gEnEalogy ConFEREnCE: Lineage lovers learn about DNA genealogy, researching their Civil War relatives and exploring French-Native American ancestry. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $15-20; preregister. Info, 482-3075.

crafts

'ThE vagina monologuEs': Cooter. Lady bits. Vajayjay. Whatever you call it, it's the subject of Eve Ensler's episodic play, performed by the Valley Players. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $12; for mature audiences only. Info, 583-1674, valleyplayer@madriver.com.

spiRiT FaCEs CaRving WoRkshop: Whittlers discover the "faces" in cottonwood with carver Mark Paul. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m.-noon. $10 suggested donation; preregister; includes Fall Festival admission. Info, 434-2167.

'[TiTlE oF shoW]': Spotted Pup Productions and StudioThree collaborate on this Tony-nominated musical-within-a-musical, which comes with a PG-13 rating. StudioThree, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations accepted for Make-a-Wish Vermont; seat reservations recommended. Info, 355-6641.

dance

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danCing WiTh ThE RuTland sTaRs: Glitter and sequins abound as area professional dancers pair with local "celebs" for a judged dancefloor throwdown. Proceeds benefit Kids on the

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Gunther introduces his latest whodunit, Paradise City. Windsor Public Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 674-2556.

'BoTaniCa': MOMIX dancers flit like insects and undulate like sea creatures in a fantastical production about nature incorporating video projections and puppetry. Lyndon Institute, 7:30 p.m. $26-54. Info, 748-2600.

fiND SElEct EVENtS oN twittEr @7dayscalendar Move. paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 775-0903. Norwich coNtra DaNce: Folks in clean-soled shoes make moves to tunes by Northern spy. tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $5-8; free for kids under 16; by donation for seniors. Info, 785-4607, rbarrows@cs.dartmouth.edu. Polly Motley: The choreographer and dancer openly rehearses a new work by the gazebo. Helen Day Art Center, stowe, 1 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 253-8358.

environment

Bill McKiBBeN & 350.org's 'Do the Math' tour: The environmental activist helps build a movement to face the crisis of climate change by laying out the odds we must overcome to create a livable future for the planet. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 999-2820 or 540-0379.

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MurDer Mysteries live!: Guests become detectives when a killing occurs at this dinnertheater party held in a spooky, historic castle. Wilson Castle, proctor, 6 p.m. $35; ages 18 and up only; formal or period costume preferred; BYOB; preregister. Info, 773-3284. PlattsBurgh ZoMBie walK & ProM: It's not a nightmare: A brigade of reanimated corpses shuffles through the city, searching for brains. A "zombie prom" follows at sUNY plattsburgh's Angell College Center. Durkee street, plattsburgh, N.Y., 6-10 p.m. Donations accepted for ROtA Gallery and the sUNY plattsburgh Zombie Defense League. Info, 518-335-2295. PreservatioN BurliNgtoN historic walKiNg tour: Walkers and gawkers see the Queen City through an architectural and historic perspective. Meet in front of Burlington City Hall, Church street Marketplace, 11 a.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 522-8259. QueeN city ghostwalK: DarKNess falls: see FRI.12, 7 p.m.

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ceNteNNial celeBratioN: Lit lovers mark the lending library's 100th anniversary by attending an interactive family music program, tours of the historic building, a photo exhibit and a dedication program. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Info, 877-2211. DeaD North verMoNt: farMlaND of terror: see FRI.12, 7:30 p.m.

hoPKiNs ceNter 50th aNNiversary celeBratioN: see tHU.11, 10 a.m.-midnight.

'lois Mcclure' hoMecoMiNg: see FRI.12, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

caBot aPPle Pie festival: Fruit pies go headto-head for top accolades, and a craft show, silent auction and raffle break up the feasting. proceeds benefit the Cabot Historical society. Gymnasium, Cabot school, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 563-3396. craft fair & aNtiQues show: see FRI.12, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Das Bierhaus oKtoBerfest: see FRI.12, noon-11 p.m. fall craft fair: Folks get a jump on holiday shopping as more than 40 regional artisans display vintage button jewelry, handmade stationery, stained glass, matted prints and more. University Mall, south Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. fall festival: Fun takes flight through live-bird presentations, music, kids crafts and face paintings. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $2; free for kids under 4. Info, 434-2167. harvest festival: tammy Fletcher & trio perform an acoustic set as local restaurants purvey sAt.13

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Jericho BarN tour: self-guided tourists explore 14 historic agricultural buildings, as well as area antique tractors. proceeds benefit the Jericho Community Center. Various locations, Jericho, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $15; day-of tickets available at the Community Center. Info, 899-3853 or 899-4180.

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historic tour of uvM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen's statue to tour the campus' modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by professor emeritus William Averyt. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 656-8673.

tour of two great couNtry houses: Not to the manor born? You can still take a good long look inside on these detailed tours of the Inn at shelburne Farms and the Brick House at shelburne Museum. shelburne Farms, 1-4 p.m. $35-40; preregister. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3368, brickhouse@shelburnemuseum.org.

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park in Beaver pond, Vt., the Ladies LeMay entertain with music, skits, videos and election spoofs. Three Needs, Burlington, 7 p.m., 9 p.m., 11 p.m. $10. Info, houseoflemay@hotmail.com. SEVENDAYSVt.com

BurliNgtoN waterfroNt walKiNg tour: Get the scoop on the architecture, industrial history and characters behind the Queen City's oldest neighborhood on a stroll with preservation Burlington. Waterfront park, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 522-8259.

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their food and vendors sell their varied wares. Community Education Center, Green Mountain Technology & Career Center, Hyde Park, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-2584. North BeNNiNgtoN oktoBerfest: Polka playing by the Rymanowski Brothers Orchestra highlights an afternoon of Bavarian food, cold brews and craft stalls. Historic ParkMcCullough, North Bennington, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $5. Info, 442-5441.

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'the PhaNtom of the oPera': New Hampshire composer Jeff Rapsis offers live piano accompaniment to this 1925 horror film about a disfigured man who terrorizes an opera house. Brandon Town Hall, 7 p.m. Donations accepted for the restoration of Town Hall. Info, 603-236-9237.

JE 'the summer of Walter FF RA hacks': Waterbury Center dairy PS IS farmer George Woodard's blackand-white coming-of-age film captures Vermont in the 1950s. Proceeds benefit the Intervale Center. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, 660-0440, ext. 113.

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aPPle tastiNg extravagaNza & fruitgroWiNg WorkshoP: Fruit fans bite into nearly 100 varieties at this extensive orchard, which also offers strategies for harvesting at home. Walden Heights Nursery & Orchard, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 563-3012.

BurliNgtoN food tours: Green Mountain gourmands eat their way through tastings from local restaurants and food producers. Tours begin at East Shore Vineyards Tasting Room, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. $45. Info, 448-2379. caPital city farmers market: Fresh produce, pasteurized milk, kombucha, artisan cheeses, local meats and more lure buyers throughout the growing season. Live music and

middleBury farmers market: See WED.10, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. mouNt tom farmers market: Purveyors of garden-fresh crops, prepared foods and crafts set up shop for the morning. Parking lot, Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-2070, foxxfarm@ aol.com. NeW eNglaNd culiNary iNstitute tastiNgs: NECI chef/instructors and students host a series of cooking demonstrations utilizing seasonal ingredients available at the Capital City Farmers Market. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 223-2958. NeWPort farmers market: See WED.10, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. NorthWest farmers market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. NorWich farmers market: Neighbors discover fruits, veggies and other riches of the land, not to mention baked goods, handmade crafts and local entertainment. Route 5 South, Norwich, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447, manager@ norwichfarmersmarket.org. old-fashioNed chickeN Pie suPPer: Shelburne's own cooks and bakers supply the pies, biscuits, mashed potatoes and more at this long-standing town tradition. Shelburne United Methodist Church, 4:30 p.m. & 6 p.m. $5-10; reservations required. Info, 985-3981. roast turkey suPPer: Diners tuck into hearty helpings of baked bird, mashed potatoes, stuffing, dessert and more at a buffet-style meal. United Methodist Church, Vergennes, 5-6:30 p.m. $4-8; takeout available. Info, 758-2578. rutlaNd couNty farmers market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods, and artisan crafts within arms' reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813.

shelBurNe farmers market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season's best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472, shelburnefarmersmarket@sbpavt.org. the BliNd café: See THU.11, 5 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. Waitsfield farmers market: Local entertainment enlivens a bustling open-air market, boasting extensive farm-fresh produce, prepared foods and artisan crafts. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

health & fitness

acro yoga moNtréal: Abbi Jaffe and Lori Flower lead participants in partner and group acrobatics with a yogic consciousness. The Village Nest, Waitsfield, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $18-23; preregister. Info, 324-1737. herBal mediciNe makiNg: The Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism's Betsy Bancroft shares tips for making tinctures of any herb. City Market, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $5-10; preregister. Info, 861-9700. Just move it movemeNt eveNt: Folks walk, run, bike or skip to promote overall good health and support the Arthritis Foundation. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, registration, 9 a.m.; event begins at 10 a.m. Fundraising encouraged; free for kids under 10. Info, 800-639-2113.

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Butter makiNg: Shake, shake, shake! Children transform fresh cream into butter in the ageold tradition. Shelburne Farms, 11:30 a.m. Regular farm admission, $5-8; free to members, Shelburne residents and kids under 3. Info, 985-8686. fraNkliN PlaygrouP: Toddlers and their adult companions meet peers for tales and singalongs. Franklin Central School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. fraNkliN tumBle time: Snacks power free play in the gymnasium. Franklin Central School, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. highgate PaJama story time: Kiddos outfitted for sleep listen to bedtime tales at the library. Highgate Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970. sNoozaPalooza: Kids come in pajamas, but this slumber-style party in celebration of Dr Seuss' Sleep Book is anything but a snore. Phoenix Books Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. sPider safari: Little ones ages 3 and up channel their inner arachnids by exploring the fields and weaving webs. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m.-noon. $10-12 per

adult/child pair; $4-5 per additional child; preregister. Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org. story Walk: See WED.10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 'the JuNgle Book': See FRI.12, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. tractor day: Fledgling farmers tune in for themed tales and crafts after a visit to the tractor petting zoo. Highgate Public Library, 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-3970.

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after the rodeo: Listeners saddle up for threepart harmonies drawing on blues, bluegrass, jazz and cowboy-folk traditions. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, 7:30 p.m. $3-8. Info, 388-6863. aN eveNiNg With Primus iN 3-d: Noted by the Boston Globe for their "absurd contours and whimsical tones," the alt-rock band performs two enhanced sets. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 8 p.m. $42.75-47. Info, 863-5966. Jake amerdiNg: A rising star of the Boston folk scene performs with his trio. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, potluck dinner, 6 p.m.; concert, 7:30 p.m. $16-19. Info, 728-6464. lioNel loueke trio: Called "fearless" by jazz luminary Herbie Hancock, this world-beat guitarist has eschewed conventions on a musical path that's led him around the world. Vermont Jazz Center, Brattleboro, 8 p.m. $15-20. Info, 2549088, ext. 1. memorial Jazz coNcert: Music honors late jazz historian, educator, author and radio personality Ed Bemis. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 2-5:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 863-6176. Patti casey & tom mackeNzie: The local folk favorites kick off the Adamant Winter Concert Series. Adamant Community Club, optional potluck, 5:30 p.m.; show, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 456-7054. the klezmatics: The Grammy-winning superstars of klezmer infuse Eastern European traditions with gospel, Arab, African and Balkan influences. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $30-35. Info, 457-3981. the moderN grass QuiNtet: Burlington bluegrass pickers and players band together with special guest Colin McCaffrey. North End Studios, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713. vermoNt christiaN rocktoBerfest: Matthew West's Into the Light fall tour brings other Christian artists — MIKESCHAIR, Lindsay McCaul and Everfound — to the area. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7-10 p.m. $1730. Info, 223-9603.

outdoors

Bird-moNitoriNg Walk: Beginning and novice birders fine-tune their eyes and ears to recognize winged residents as part of an e-bird

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BurliNgtoN farmers market: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 3105172, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

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WaGon ride Weekend: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on narrated, horse-drawn routes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $3-12; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355. WillisTon CiVil War CemeTery WalkinG Tour: Williston Historical Society members Ginger Isham and Terry Macaig lead a group ramble through the burial grounds. East Williston Cemetery, 11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

his holiness The 14Th dalai lama: liVesTreamed PuBliC address: Viewers catch the peace champion's public talk at Middlebury College. Billings Campus Theater, UVM, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-3340. Jan reynolds: The author of the children's book Only the Mountains Do Not Move: A Maasai Story of Culture and Conservation offers a multimedia lecture chronicling around-the-world skiing adventures. Children's Room, Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum, Stowe, 7-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 253-9911, ext. 201.

seminars

laWrenCe lessiG: The author of Republic, Lost: How Money Corrupts Congress — and a Plan to Stop It details threats to our democracy and the need for a Constitutional amendment to rescind the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision. Room 108, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 899-2088, naturemyth@aol.com.

inTroduCTion To diGiTal Video ediTinG: Final Cut Pro users learn basic concepts of the editing software. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

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oPen media WorkshoP: Professional or novice film editors learn about various programs for mixing and enhancing all of their video assets into a single project. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

'Born yesTerday': See WED.10, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

aarP safe driVer Course: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans, 8:30 a.m. $12-14; preregister. Info, 372-8511 or 483-6335.

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'deaThTraP': See THU.11, 8 p.m. 'hamleT': See THU.11, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. John liThGoW: Whether channeling a parrot or recalling his small-town upbringing, the Tony-, Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning actor presents Stories By Heart, a one-man theatrical memoir. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $10-63. Info, 603-646-2422. 'The diary of anne frank': See THU.11, 8 p.m.

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run for naTure! 8k Trail raCe: Runners stretch their legs through fields and forests after an out-and-back kids loop. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, registration, 8 a.m.; run, 9:30 a.m. $5-15. Info, 229-9409 or 229-6206, events@ onionriver.com.

ChiTTenden CounTy ChaPTer of The ameriCan soCieTy of doWsers: In "Dowsing, Subtle Energies and Agriculture," holistic practitioner Patrick MacManaway discusses the divination of ground water by sharing case studies from the U.S., UK and Australia. Shelburne Town Offices, 10:30 a.m.-noon. $5 for guests; free for members. Info, 434-4904.

'The VaGina monoloGues': See FRI.12, 7:30 p.m. '[TiTle of shoW]': See FRI.12, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

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acting BEGINNERS MEISNER TECHNIQUE: Waitsfi eld (Valley Players Community ° eater): Sat, noon-4 p.m., Oct. 20 & 27; Nov. 3 & 10. Burlington (Off Center for the Dramatic Arts): Sun., noon-4 p.m., Oct. 28; Nov. 4, 11 & 18. Cost: $180/4 4-hr. classes. Location: Off Center for the Dramatic Arts (Burlington) & Valley Players Community ° eater (Waitsfi eld), 294 N. Winooski Ave., suite 116C, Burlington, & 4254 Main St., Waitsfi eld, Info: Acting Workshops, Carole Zucker, 4254936, info@actingworkshops. info, actingworkshops.info. ˜ e workshop is taught to develop the actor’s imagination, fl exibility and focus. ˜ is short-term workshop consists of a beginners course on the Meisner Technique as developed by Sanford Meisner of the Neighborhood Playhouse. Carole Zucker has taught cinema studies at Concordia University (Montreal, Canada) for over 30 years, as well as workshops at the Flynn Center.

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DESIGN: GRAPHIC DESIGN BASICS: Oct. 10-Dec. 12, 3:305:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $225/person, $202.50/BCA member. Location: Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of graphic design principles and elements and how to use them in creating effective materials. ˜ is course will focus on development and execution of a concept. Whether you are interested in creating business cards, letterhead, brochures, greeting cards, calendars or just want to learn what makes a good design.

SILK-SCREEN CLOTHING DESIGN: Nov. 6-Dec. 18, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $200/ person, $180/BCA member. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Ages 16+. Fashion design meets printmaking in this class! Fashion designer and silk-screen expert Amy Wild will show you how to print on jackets, leggings, skirts, pants and T-shirts. Learn to transfer and print images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Includes over 30 hours of open studio. No experience necessary! VIDEO: DIGITAL FILMMAKING: Oct. 15-Nov. 26, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $250/person, $225/BCA member. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of digital ﬁ lmmaking, including HD videography, sound recording/mixing and video editing. Make a short narrative, experimental or documentary ﬁ lm. Class involves aspects of photography, writing, composition, audio design, motion graphics, and video and sound editing. Taught in partnership with Vermont Community Access Media (VCAM).

SATURDAY MORNINGS W/ CHEF TONY: Pumpkin Ravioli: Sat., Oct. 13, 10 a.m.-noon. Pasta Fagioli: Sat., Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-noon. Vegetarian Cannelloni: Sat., Oct. 27, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $35/class. Location: South Village, 130 Allen Rd. East off Spear St., S. Burlington. Info: Tish DiRuocco, 861-7600, td@southvillage.com. Now you can work side by side with this colorful award-winning Italian chef, taste the results of your labor and leave with a recipe you will enjoy for years to come. You may opt for a single class or take them all, but don’t miss this fabulous opportunity!

dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com, Salsa classes, nightclub-style, on-one and on-two, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $13/ person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DSANTOS VT SALSA: Mon. evenings: beginner class 7-8 p.m., intermediate 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $10/1-hr. class. Location: Movement Studio, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt. com. Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance fl oor! ˜ ere is no better time to start than now! LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Cost: $50/4-wk. class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Lessons also avail. in St. Albans. Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@fi rststepdance.com, fi rststepdance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is

drumming TAIKO, DJEMBE, CONGAS & BATA!: Location: Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: Stuart Paton, 999-4255, spaton55@ gmail.com, Montpelier Djembe class at Guitar Sam’s, ˜ ursdays, October 11 and 18, 6:30-8 p.m., $18/class (lots of drums available!). Call for ˜ ursday 9:30 a.m. conga class location. Taiko classes in Burlington begin Tuesday, October 30, with kids at 4:30 p.m., $60/6 weeks, and adults at 5:30 p.m., $72/6 weeks. Friday 5 p.m. conga and 6 p.m. djembe classes are walk-in classes for $15/class. Drums are provided. Call to schedule your own classes!

empowerment TEEN RETREAT: WARRIORSHIP IN A TEENAGE JUNGLE: Oct. 19-21, 5 p.m. Location: Karme Choling, 369 Patneaude Lane, Barnet. Info: 633-2384, karmecholing.org. Retreat to the hills! It’s a jungle out there, and challenges teenagers face are sometimes difﬁ cult! Pack your bag for the weekend and dive into the land of Shambhala, where individuality is respected and encouraged, and an open heart and mind are mandatory.

ﬁ tness FREE UP YOUR SHOULDERS WORKSHOP: Oct. 14, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $25/class. Location: Common House at Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. Info: 735-3770, In this workshop we will explore the shoulder and its connections to the neck, rib cage and arms. Participants will experience how to release the tension, increase their range of movement and experience comfort with their shoulders. For further information, registration, testimonials, etc., visit vermontfeldenkrais.com.

gardening INDOOR GARDENING: Oct. 13, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10/1.5-hr. class. Location: Gardener’s Supply, Burlington. Info: 6603505, gardenerssupply.com. Learn how to grow salad greens all year round! Peter Burke will teach you how to keep a steady supply of greens growing with little more than a kitchen cupboard and a windowsill. Everyone will take home a planted tray.

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FALL LANDSCAPE WATERCOLOR: Nov. 3, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $120/1-day workshop. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, helenday.com. Learn to paint the beautiful fall colors in this workshop. ˜ e class begins with a demonstration by the instructor, who will explain his technique for capturing the essence of the subject, as well as creating light and shadow. ˜ e class will paint for the duration of the class followed by a critique. All abilities welcome with some drawing experience recommended. LANDSCAPE OIL PAINTING: Oct. 19-Nov. 9, 1-4 p.m., Weekly on Fri. Cost: $165/series. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 253-8358, helenday. com. ˜ is class is designed to develop the visual relationship with three-dimensional form and translate that form onto a canvas. Work will be developed progressively to learn various concepts and techniques each day. Each student can expect to complete a large landscape as well as a series of smaller color sketches. Instructor: Evelyn McFarlane. MONOTYPES: Oct. 25, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Cost: $95/course. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 2538358, education@helenday.com, helenday.com. Experience the fun and spontaneity of creating monotypes without a press. Using water-based paints and plexiglass plates, learn to mix and layer colors, create textural variety using tools, objects and brushes, and how to hand-transfer the image onto paper. You will have time to create, reﬂ ect on your process and learn to loosen up. Instructor: Lori Hinrichsen. STILL-LIFE OIL PAINTING: Oct. 19-Nov. 9, 9 a.m.-noon, Weekly on Fri. Cost: $165/4-wk. series. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 253-8358, helenday. com. Students will learn basic concepts of mixing and applying color, effective painting of light and shadow, and reﬁ ning of edges and form to create vivid and lively works. Each student can expect to complete a large still life as well as a series of smaller color sketches. Instructor: Evelyn McFarlane. THE BEST OF PRE-K ART PROJECTS: Oct. 20, 9 a.m.-noon. Cost: $45/3-hr. class. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 253-8358, helenday.com. ˜ is will be an informative

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PAINTING: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Nov. 8-Dec. 20, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on ° u. (no class on Nov. 22). Cost: $195/nonmembers, $176.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Explore the many

PHOTO: PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHY: Nov. 7-Dec. 5, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $175/person, $157.50/BCA member. Location: Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Prerequisite: Intro SLR Camera or equivalent experience. Improve your portrait-taking skills in this hands-on class. Camera techniques, composition, the use of studio and natural light, and more will be covered. Bring your camera and memory card to the ﬁ rst class.

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RICHMOND DANCE STUDIO: Check website for full schedule. Location: Richmond Dance Studio, located in Round Church Corner Shops Plaza, 83 Huntington Rd., Richmond. Info: 434-3431, richmonddancestudio.com. Brand new studio in Richmond offering diverse dance and Zumba daily. After-school classes (ballet and hip-hop), belly dancing (beginner) and yoga classes by Sila. Broadway tap and jazz, line dancing on Friday and Saturday by Dancin’ Dean, adult ballet, and hip-hop and break dancing by Calvin Walker.

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WINE DISCOVERY CLASS AT LEVITY: Oct. 22-Nov. 26, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $100/6-wk. class. Location: Levity Comedy Club, 9 Center St., Burlington. Info: Levity Comedy Club, Carmen Lagala, 318-4888, Carmen@levityvt.com, levityvt. com. Learn about food and wine pairings, deciphering wine labels, tasting techniques, and more about wine in general! Come explore the great wine regions of the world in our exciting Wine Discovery Class! Enjoy tasting ﬁ ve or six different wines per class. Led by Peter Kenseth, of TruthInJuice.com! $75 student rate.

DESIGN: ADOBE INDESIGN CS6: Nov. 6-Dec. 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $185/ person, $166.50/BCA member. Location: Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe InDesign, a creative computer program used for magazine and book layout, for designing text, and for preparing digital and print publications. Explore a variety of software techniques and create projects suited to your interests. For beginners who are interested in furthering their design software skills.

PHOTO: MIXED-LEVEL DARKROOM: Oct. 11-Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on ° u. Cost: $275/ person, $247.50/BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts, Community Darkroom, Burlington. Take your work to the next level in this eight-week class! Guided sessions to help you improve your printing and ﬁ lm processing techniques and discussion of the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work will be included. Prerequisite: Intro to Black and White Film and the Darkroom or equivalent experience.

THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE: Presidential Race, Part 1: ° e Campaign. Tue., 6:30-8:30 p.m., Oct. 23. Presidential Race, Part 2: ° e Election Results, Tue., November 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $15/class. Location: CVU High School, 10 mins. from Exit 12, 369 CVU Rd., Hinesburg. Info: 482-7194, cvuweb.cvuhs.org. Two-part series: Join CVUHS dynamic social studies teacher Chris O’Donnell for an exciting exploration/discussion of this unique and critical race. Historical perspective lens, important contemporary developments included. Undecided? Negative ads? Gridlock? Chris will lead a lively discussion of the political possibilities ahead. Come learn facts/historical perspective not found in media.

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CLAY: HOLIDAY GIFTS ON THE WHEEL: Oct. 16-Dec. 11, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $225/ nonmember, $203/BCA member. Clay sold separately at $20/25lb. bag. Glazes & ﬁ rings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Handmade gifts for the holidays are the most fun to give and receive! Learn wheel and hand-building techniques to create ceramic mugs, bowls, teapots, ornaments and more. No previous experience needed. Includes access to over 30 hours per week of open studio time to make gifts. Ages 16 and up.

PHOTO: ADOBE PHOTOSHOP CS6: Nov. 1-Dec. 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on ° u. Cost: $215/ person, $193.50/BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Gain conﬁ dence working in Adobe Photoshop. Uploading images into Adobe Bridge, use of Camera Raw, image-correction tools such as color and white balance correction, layers, masks, selections, retouching and much more will be covered, as well as printing on our Epson 3880 printer. No experience required.

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PORTRAIT PAINTING WORKSHOP: Nov. 10-12, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $375/3-day workshop. Location: Studio, 107 North Bear Swamp Rd., N. Middlesex. Info: August Burns, 223-7525, aaburns2@comcast. net, augustburns.com. Join us for a three-day workshop with master painter Stephen Early, winner of Portrait Society Award of Excellence. Visit his website at StephenEarly.com for more on his work. ˜ is is an incredible opportunity to study with an exceptional teacher right here in Vermont.

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exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Use the paint of your choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics, or watercolor), experiment and try adding other mixed media as well. Learn from each other and discuss techniques and ideas in supportive critique. Ages 16+.

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demonstration of several arts activities. ˜ rough this showand-tell you will learn enough to teach these activities in your home, art center or childcare setting. Materials for each activity are included, including a children’s book that serves as the jumping-off point for the activity.

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WINTER HEALTH & IMMUNITY: Oct. 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hr. hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 865-4372, info@purpleshutter. com, purpleshutterherbs.com. Learn how to prevent and treat common winter ailments, from the common cold to the fl u, with herbs, supplements and foods. We’ll be making Radical Rosehip Syrup, Honey ˜ roat Lozenges, Herbal Room Purifi er and Herbal Hand Sanitizer. You’ll go home with recipes to keep you going all winter long! WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wild Plant & Nature Walk, ˜ u., Oct. 11, 5-6:15 p.m. $0-$10, preregistration appreciated. Open House, Sat., Oct. 27, 1-3 p.m., at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St, Montpelier. Now accepting applications for Wisdom Eight-Month Certifi cation Program, Apr. 20-21, May 18-19, Jun. 15-16, Jul. 13-14, Aug. 10-11, Sep. 7-8, Oct. 5-6 & Nov. 2-3, 2013. Tuition: $1750; nonrefundable deposit: $250; payment plan: $187.50/mo. Applications for Wild Edibles spring term: Apr. 28, May 26, Jun. 23, 2013. Tuition: $300. VSAC nondegree grants avail. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local wild edible and medicinal plants, food as fi rst medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

language ASI APRENDEMOS ESPANOL: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Ctr. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 585-1025, spanishparavos@ gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com. Connect with a new world. We provide high-quality, affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, students and children. Travelers

lesson package. Our ﬁ fth year. Personal instruction from a native speaker. Small classes, private instruction, student tutoring, AP. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?: Location: Venue TBD, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 496-7859, yvescompere@yahoo.com, Tired of your old routine? Need a fun new hobby? Try French classes taught by native Yves Compere for group classes, private tutoring. All ages and levels. Stowe, Burlington, Mad River Valley and Montpelier areas. Reasonable rates. It’s never too late to enrich your life!

martial arts AIKIDO: Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal & Light), Burlington. Info: 9518900, burlingtonaikido.org. ˜ is Japanese martial art is a great method to get in shape and reduce stress. Classes for adults, teens and children. Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, October 2, at 5:30 p.m. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, Vermont’s senior and only fully certifi ed Aikido teacher. Visitors are welcome seven days a week. AIKIDO CLASSES: Cost: $65/4 consecutive Tue., uniform incl. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd fl oor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Aikido trains body and spirit together, promoting physical fl exibility and strong center within fl owing movement, martial sensibility with compassionate presence, respect for others and confi dence in oneself. Vermont Aikido invites you to explore this graceful martial art in a safe, supportive environment. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Please visit website for schedule. Location: Martial Way Self Defense Center, 3 locations, Colchester, Milton, St. Albans. Info: 893-8893, martialwayvt. com. Beginners will fi nd a comfortable and welcoming environment, a courteous staff, and a nontraditional approach that values the beginning student as the most important member of the school. Experienced martial artists will be impressed by our instructors’ knowledge and humility, our realistic approach, and our straightforward and fair tuition and billing policies. We are dedicated to helping every member achieve his or her

highest potential in the martial arts. Kempo, Jiu-Jitsu, MMA, Wing Chun, Arnis, ˜ inksafe Self-Defense. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, Julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, fl exibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fi tness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confi dence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certifi ed 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

massage TONGUE DIAGNOSIS FOR MASSAGE: Nov. 3, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $150/8-hr. class, 8 CE hrs. for massage. Location: Touchstone Massage School, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Jade Mounain Wellness, Brendan Kelly, 399-2102, jademtwellness@gmail.com, jademtwellness.com/classes/. Chinese tongue diagnosis is a deep-reaching tool that allows us to understand the condition of the internal organs and emotions. Class will present Chinese medicine ideas including yin/ yang and ﬁ ve elements. We’ll look at several tongues and discuss them in-depth. Provides eight continuing education hours for massage.

meditation INTENTIONAL MANIFESTATION: Oct. 27, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $95/8-hr. class. Location: Fireﬂ y Collective, 200 Main St., suite 9, Burlington. Info: Ambrosia Healing Arts, Nessa Emrys, 2322062, contact@ambrosiahealingarts.com, ambrosiahealingarts. com. Do you want to learn how to manifest your desires and deepen into the joy, health and wellness that are your birthright? ˜ is is your invitation to delve into an easy four-step process that requires less than 10 minutes of practice a day. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction avail. Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Meditation sessions on Tue. & ˜ u., noon-1 p.m., and Mon.-˜ u., 6-7 p.m. ˜ e Shambhala Cafe meets the 1st Sat. of ea. mo. for meditation & discussions, 9 a.m.-noon. An Open House occurs every 3rd Fri. evening of ea. mo., 7-9 p.m., which incl. an intro to the center, a short dharma talk & socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. ˜ rough the practice of sitting still and

following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. ˜ e Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

music INTERMEDIATE GUITAR WORKSHOP WITH IRISH GUITARIST JOHN DOYLE: Oct. 20, 2-3:30 p.m. Cost: $30/1.5-hr. class. Location: Town Hall ˜ eater, Merchants Row, Middlebury. Info: 388-0216, afterdarkmusicseries.com/. Intermediate and above students will learn different strumming techniques, along with chord substitution, ﬁ ngerpicking techniques and playing through syncopation. Preregistration required.

parenting MINDFULNESS & THE ART OF PARENTING: Oct. 19-21, 5 p.m. Location: Karme Choling, 369 Patneaude Lane, Barnet. Info: 633-2384, karmecholing.com. Parenting is not an easy job! But connecting with a compassionate and inspired group can ease the stress and open new gateways into parenting techniques and alternatives. Join us for a weekend away, with or without your children, and discover new tools for caring for your precious children.

pilates PILATES MAT & REFORMER CLASSES: 6 days/wk. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington. Info: 863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. From gentle to vigorous, we have a class that is just right for you. Get strong; stay healthy! Not ready for Reformer? Just sign up for our private introductory series. Drop in for mat classes with Hermine, register for Nia, belly dance and modern dance, too! Every body loves Pilates!

tai chi HWA YU TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Oct. 15-Dec. 3, 5-5:45 p.m. Weekly on Mon. Cost: $90/ eight week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St, 3rd ﬂ oor, Montpelier. Info: Ellen Hayes, 456-1983, grhayes1956@comcast.net, Hwa Yu is a rare style of Tai Chi in the liuhebafa (six harmonies, eight principles) lineage. It features exercises to ground and circulate the chi, dynamic interplay of postural sinking, rising and rounding, and beautiful, ﬂ uid movements with poetic names, such as Green Dragon Stretches its Claws. SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi.org. ˜ e Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing

this ancient martial art increases strength, fl exibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. TAI CHI EASY W/ LIZ GERAN: Oct. 20-Nov. 10, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Weekly on Sat. Cost: $45/4 90-min. classes. Location: Burlington Dances Studio, 1 Mill St, suite 372, Chace Mill bldg., Burlington. Info: Jade Mountain Wellness, Liz Geran, 399-2102, jademtwellness@ gmail.com, jademtwellness. com/classes/. Tai Chi Easy is a simple and profound way to cultivate well-being. It involves easy-to-learn movements that help relieve stress, improve balance and circulation, boost immunity, enhance mental focus, and promote health. All levels of experience are welcomed. Taught by acupuncturist Liz Geran of Jade Mountain Wellness. TUNG TAI CHI CHUAN: Oct. 3-Dec. 19, 5:15-6:45 p.m. Cost: $15/class. Location: McClure Multigenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: White Cloud Living Arts Foundation, Madeleine PiatLandolt, 453-3690, whitecloudarts@gmail.com, whitecloudarts. org. All level classes introduce, develop and apply the guiding principles and fundamental forms of this authentic Yangstyle practice as both civil and martial art. Teachings include Long Form; Qigong; Push Hands; Fast/Family Set; Knife and Sword. Cultivate harmonious alignment of body/mind/spirit to renew vital life force with supreme benefi t. YANG-STYLE TAI CHI: Wed., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m. $16/class, $60/mo. Beginners welcome. New Beginners Session starts Wed., Sep. 19, at 5:30. $125/8 classes. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Turn right into driveway immed. after the railroad tracks. Located in the old Magic Hat Brewery building. Info: 434-2960, Tai chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance and ease in the symptoms of fi bromyalgia. For more info, 735-5465 or 434-2960.

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MINDFULNESS TOOLS FOR HEALTH & WELLNESS: MINDFULNESS-BASED STRESSREDUCTION PROGRAM: Oct. 22Dec. 10, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $180/series. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative ˜ erapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington.

Info: 658-9440, vtcit.com. In this eight-week program, participants learn mindfulness meditation practices known to reduce stress and anxiety and promote health and wellness including a body scan, mindfulness meditation and gentle yoga. Participants are asked to practice at home with guided CDs. Come hear about the class in a free information session. TRAUMA-SENSITIVE YOGA: Oct. 11-Dec. 6, 6:30-7:45 p.m., Weekly on ˜ u. Cost: $144/series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & ˜ erapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 999-2703, vtcit.com. A yoga workshop treating PTSD, anxiety, depression, insomnia and fear with Deb Sherrer, CYT, MA. Trauma and loss can result in feelings of anxiety, sadness, agitation and reactivity, as well as PTSD symptoms (e.g., ﬂ ashbacks, hypervigilance and nightmares). Yoga and mindfulness practices can gently shift these patterns, allowing individuals to reinhabit their bodies with a growing sense of safety, strength and stability. YOGA TOOLS FOR MOOD BALANCE: FROM STRESS TO RELAXATION: Oct. 17-Nov. 28, 5:30-7 p.m. Weekly on Wed. Cost: $120/series. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative ˜ erapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 658-9440, vtcit. com. A six-week yoga program focusing on breathing exercises, meditation, visualization and restorative yoga postures to learn skills for a healthier, more balanced lifestyle. Come explore new ways to relax, let go and renew yourself in a safe and fun environment.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: $14/class, $130/class card, $5-10 community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com. Evolution Yoga offers a variety of classes in a supportive atmosphere: Beginner, advanced, kids, babies, post- and pre-natal, community classes and workshops. Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Breast Cancer Survivor and Alignment classes. Certifi ed teachers, Massage and PT, too. Join our yoga community and get to know the family you choose. SIMON PARK VINYASA WEEKEND!: Oct. 12-14: Fri., 7-9 p.m.; Sat., noon-3 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.12:30 p.m. Cost: $30/Fri.; $50/ Sat.; $40/Sun.; $108/all wknd. Location: Laughing River Yoga, Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: 343-8119, laughingriveryoga.com. We love Simon Park! He shares Prana Flow Yoga, an intelligent, fl uid form of vinyasa yoga developed by Shiva Rea. Chosen by Yoga Journal as as “one of the most infl uential and gifted, next generation of Yoga teachers,” Simon brings skill, kindness and a playful spirit to his teaching.

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Local jazz heads remember Ed Bemis BY DAN B OLLE S

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ou may not think you know Ed Bemis. But if you are a fan of jazz music in Vermont, you are familiar with his work. Bemis, who died last month at the age of 84, was, as local jazz drummer Jeff Salisbury puts it, the progenitor of jazz awareness in Vermont. Most longtime Vermont jazz players and afi cionados share that sentiment, and with good reason: Bemis hosted the fi rst jazz radio programs in the state and interviewed many of the genre’s iconic fi gures. He was a key player in the development of the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival, sitting on its advisory board for several years. Bemis was also instrumental in the creation of the jazz-studies program at the University of Vermont. As his late friend and colleague Larry McCrorey, musician and UVM’s associate vice president for academic aff airs at the time, wrote in a 1977 memo, “With a somewhat limited formal education, Ed came to UVM, observed a paucity of societal exposure to jazz music, and began, singlehandedly, to do something about it.” That was no small feat, McCrorey noted, since neither ˜ e Ed Bemis Memorial Jazz “Ed’s credentials nor the antipathy of segments of the uniConcert takes place versity made this undertaking easy.” The devil’s music was at Burlington City a tough sell. Hall Auditorium on Saturday, October 13, Bemis was a jazz scholar, teacher and ambassador. But at 2 p.m. Donations. most of all, he was a fan. If you caught a jazz concert in Burlington in the last 50-plus years, you probably saw his shock of red hair — it got a little sandy in his later years — somewhere in the crowd. Or, you might have seen him afterward, debriefi ng with similarly ravenous jazz heads outside. A memorial concert for Bemis, this Saturday, October 13, at Burlington City Hall Auditorium, features many of the area’s fi ne players. But at the inevitable postgig breakdown, one jazz head will be noticeably absent. To fi ll the void,Seven Days asked a few local jazz luminaries to share their thoughts about him. What follows are remembrances of Ed Bemis from some of the folks who knew him best. Bemis’ legacy, of course, extends far beyond what this collection of quotes could capture. Anyone who has enjoyed jazz in Vermont — or will in the future — has Bemis to thank. As McCrorey concluded, “What progress has been made toward the furthering of jazz music as a legitimate discipline, Ed Bemis deserves most of, if not all, the credit.”

J EFF SA LISBURY

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I believe that I met Ed around 1970. I was a music major at UVM and had just started my first jazz group, which was a very eclectic group called O. We would do these entirely improvisational concerts at the lounge in Billings Center several times per semester. This music was definitely very out there most of the time, and while there was always a question in my mind whether the audience was actually getting it, there was this one redheaded guy that would come up at the end of each show, just beaming with delight and wanting to know how he could help us promote our music. This man was, of course, Ed. From that point on, this new friend of mine became integral as an ally in promoting all of my endeavors as a budding jazz player in Vermont. I feel that I owe him hugely for his unbelievable enthusiasm for the local jazz scene and beyond. I don’t think that I’ve met another person in my life that was singularly as enthusiastic about jazz as Ed was. Unfortunately, one gets a sense that when a person like this passes out of your life, they were “one of a kind,” or that “they don’t make them like that anymore.” In Ed’s case, I’m pretty sure that that is true, which saddens me, but it’s also the reason that we need to celebrate his life and all of the positive energy that he lent to up-and-coming players, like myself, on the local jazz scene. He will be greatly missed!

I thoroughly enjoyed our numerous conversations over the years, dating to before the origin of the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. He was instrumental (pun intended) in getting people to appreciate not only international celebrities but the talent pool here in Vermont, as well. He was a dear, sweet guy with a great ear for jazz and an unquenchable enthusiasm. May he rest in peace.

LJ PALARDY D J, WRUV

I can’t remember when I first heard Ed on air, because it’s been so many years. When I was finally introduced to him, my first thoughts were, This old codger is playing some free-form jazz that’s not normally heard in staid Vermont. Now that I’m in my early seventies, I can only hope that some young local jazz fan will say the same things about me someday.

CLYDE STATS B ASSIST , T EACHER

Ed was a loyal supporter of local jazz and a ubiquitous presence at performances of both local and national jazz artists. I always enjoyed talking to him about jazz and was always impressed by his knowledge of the music’s history and classic practitioners.

LA R DUGGA N M U SIC IA N

You’d have to say Ed was a true-blue jazz lover. I started playing in Burlington around 1973. Ed was almost always there at the gig, with Anne, for years and years. He always had a smile and something nice to say about the music. And because he had such a seasoned ear, his support meant something. He was a very affable guy, as well … always a pleasure running into him. I’m sure the next time we meet it will be equally pleasant.

PETER GILLESPIE

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What I loved about Ed was that he played avant-garde jazz from the ’60s that DJs at that time weren’t playing in the area. He and his beautiful wife, Annie, played host to scores of musicians when they came through Burlington to perform, and made a personal effort to make them feel welcome here in Vermont. He shared his encyclopedic knowledge of jazz and personal reminiscences generously and should be credited for his great efforts to promote jazz in the Burlington area.

J A N MORSE M U SIC IA N , J A Z Z H EA D

We recorded about 40 of Ed’s shows and listened to them while driving around in the truck.

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in defense of pro tribute bands, arguing that they provide a service for fans who can no longer see the real thing. Sure, I responded, in the same way that eating store-brand chocolate cookies would fulfill your desire for Oreos if Nabisco ODed on heroin and you couldn’t get them anymore. Except you would be wildly overcharged for your crappy fake Oreos. The difference here is that the Hug Your Farmer crew is not a professional tribute band, just a group of supremely talented local musicians getting together to jam and play some of their favorite music. Oh, and to raise money for a deserving cause. (If Badfish donated a good chunk of their earnings to, say, drug rehab clinics, I’d probably feel differently. Instead, they capitalize on Sublime’s fame to rope listeners into seeing sCotty don’t, an original band who open Badfish shows and are composed of — drum roll, please! — the members of Badfish.) Anyway, the Hug Your Farmer band returns with many of its key players, including BoB WaGner, Jon FishMan, Clint BierMan, peter day, riCh priCe, the sWeet reMains, Guster’s ryan Miller, Matt haGen and MiChael CliFFord of lendWay, Joshua panda, niCole nelson, loWell thoMpson, Kat WriGht and many more. If the Helm tribute in May was any indication, the Stones tribute should be a hell of a show.

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Earlier this year, a slew of ace local players got together at the Higher Ground Ballroom to pay homage to the late levon helM and to raise money for the Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont’s Farmer Emergency Fund. It was one of the year’s most entertaining nights of local music, a great showcase of talent for a great cause in tribute to a truly great man. In short, it was, um, great. So great that said local players are getting back together to raise some more dough and pay homage to another legendary act, the rollinG stones, this Thursday, October 11, at the Ballroom. And I think you should go. Now, if you read last week’s column, you may be saying to yourself, “Aren’t you the guy who just ranted against tribute bands and made me feel like a schmuck for buying BadFish tickets?” Yes, I am. Glad you asked. A few readers emailed me last week

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well as Tommy Alexander’s Quiet lion, songwriter J. Kaine, Mavstar and alanna GraCe Flynn, whose new album is due out shortly. I won’t apologize for my early skepticism, as that can be useful in this line of work. But I’m pleasantly surprised that Jenke has managed to thrive. I often hear people around town griping that the scene is fractured and clique-y, that it lacks the cohesion that was long a hallmark of Burlington music. On that front, Jenke has taken matters into its own hands. So congrats, Jenke Records, on an intriguing first year. Here’s to many more.

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I’ll admit it: When I first heard about Jenke Records last year, I was skeptical. First, many of the artists associated with the collective/label were under the radar. Second, while the concept of a collective is tantalizing, it rarely works out in practice. For every Broken Social Scene there are scads of, well, broken social scenes, music cooperatives that fizzled despite good intentions. At first, Jenke seemed too idealistic and ragtag to succeed. I mean, shit, I still can’t figure out if the thing is called Jenke Arts or Jenke Records. Both? Are they two different things? Does anyone know? But in the last year, Jenke has proven to possess some Bad News Bears-style pluck. And I don’t mean the shitty 2005 remake. I mean the awesomely scruffy original version from 1976. (If you haven’t seen the original, do yourself a favor, if only to count the number of times the movie’s adult characters would be hauled off to jail today. Its political incorrectness is astonishing — from Walter Matthau carting around the entire team, sans seat belts, in his convertible, while drinking, to the coach of the rival team smacking his son, the star pitcher, to the mound after giving up a home run. They sure don’t make ’em like that anymore.) But back to Jenke. The collective has released a steady stream of albums and EPs over the past year, bolstering those with regular showcases around town. The label has had swings and misses, and I’m not sure it’s released anything truly defining yet — though Any Day by GreG alexander comes close (see the review on page 75). Still, much like the Golden Dome Musicians Collective/State & Main Records are doing in Montpelier, Jenke is exploring a different way of doing business in an era of uncertainty across the music industry. It’s an experiment. And for now, at least on a micro level, it’s working. On Wednesday, October 17, at Nectar’s, Jenke will celebrate its anniversary and the release of four — count ’em! — new albums: BoGart the Ghost, a solo album from founder toMMy alexander, also reviewed on page 75; a collaboration between Alexander and set-up City; a new EP from FaCeone; and the debut from hip-hop outfit Bless the Child. The showcase will feature performances by those acts as

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1/2 Loung E: s cott mangan (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Rewind with DJ c raig mitchell (retro), 10 p.m., Free. CLub M Etrono ME: u Vm Night Out (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Franny o's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. JP's Pub : Karaoke with morgan, 10 p.m., Free. Manhattan Pizza & Pub : Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. Monk Ey h ous E: Bearkat, REDadmiral (rock), 8 p.m., $5. nECtar's : Jay Burwick (solo acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. Kloptotoscope, Fundimensionals (live electronica), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+. r aDio bEan : Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish s essions, 9 p.m., Free. rED squar E: Lila mae & the c artwheels (folk), 7 p.m., Free. DJ c re8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. skinny Pan Cak E: Josh Panda & Brett Lanier (soul), 7 p.m., $5-10 Donations. t. bon Es rE staurant an D bar : c had Hollister (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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tW o broth Ers t av Ern : Open mic with Kai s tanley, 7 p.m., Free.

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is equal parts filthy electro noise and refined pop shimmer, Maus Haus play the Monkey Haus, er, House, in Winooski this Monday, October 15, with int ELLigEnCE.

rED squar E: Lisa Jaeggi, Jeannine Hebb, Wyatt, mieka Pauley (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. rED squar E bLuE r oo M: DJ c re8 (house), 10 p.m., Free. r í r á irish Pub : Longford Row (irish), 8 p.m., Free. vEnu E: Thirsty Thursdays, 7 p.m., Free.

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bagitos : Eric Friedman (acoustic), 6 p.m., Donations. gr EEn Mountain t av Ern : Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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r aDio bEan : Dave Fugal & Ju8lian c hobot (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. s hane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Kat Wright & the indomitable s oul Band (soul), 11 p.m., $3.

gusto's : Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

City Li Mits : Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

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Pur PLE Moon Pub : Jayson Fulton (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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nECtar's : Trivia mania with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. Kat Wright & the indomitable s oul Band, What's Good (soul), 9 p.m., $5. Bluegrass Thursday: Tall Grass Get Down, Hillside Rounders, 9:30 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

bagitos : Acoustic Blues Jam with the u sual s uspects, 6 p.m., Free.

Pur PLE Moon Pub : Dennis Derryberry (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

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Manhattan Pizza & Pub : Hot Wax with Justcaus & Penn West (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

CLub M Etrono ME: Robotic Pirate monkey (live EDm), 9 p.m., $8/13. 18+. Dobrá tE a: Robert Resnik (folk), 7 p.m., Free. Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. h igh Er groun D baLLroo M: Hug Your Farmer: An All-s tar Tribute to 50 Years of the Rolling s tones (rock), 9 p.m., $20/25. AA. LEvity : Open mic (standup), 8:30 p.m., Free.

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baCkstag E Pub : Karaoke with s teve, 9 p.m., Free. CLub M Etrono ME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. h igh Er groun D baLLroo M: Badish, s cotty Don't, Electric s orcery (s ublime tribute), 8 p.m., $15/22. AA. JP's Pub : s tarstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LEvity : James Huessy, Jen Pearson, Joe Gingras, Ashley Watson, Kyle Gagnon (standup), 9 p.m., $8. LiFt : Ladies Night, 9 p.m., Free/$3. Marriott h arbor Loung E: Audrey Bernstein (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. Monk Ey h ous E: When Particles c ollide, Black Rabbit (rock), 9 p.m., $5. nECtar's : s eth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Park P LaCE t av Ern : mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free. r aDio bEan : Angel Ocana (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Fiona Luray (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Duke Aeroplane and the Wrong Numbers (eclectic), 10 p.m., Free. George Woods Band (folk funk), 11:30 p.m., Free. The c anary (rock), 1 a.m., Free. rED squar E: s torm c ats (rock), 5 p.m., Free. Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 8 p.m., $5. DJ c raig mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

bran Don Musi C CaFé: Ken Peplowski (jazz), 7:30 p.m., $12.

rED squar E bLuE r oo M: DJ mixx (EDm), 9 p.m., $5.

City Li Mits : Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free.

r ub En Ja MEs: DJ c re8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.

on th E r is E bak Ery : Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

r í r á irish Pub : s upersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

tW o broth Ers t av Ern : DJ Dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

skinny Pan Cak E: Joe moore and His Luv s ax (jazz), 8 p.m., $5-10 Donations.

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bEE's knEEs: Kevin Higgins & Barbara malteze (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Moog's P LaCE: Dead s essions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., Free.

vEnu E: Justice (rock), 9 p.m., NA.

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bagitos : Local Young Artists with isaiah mayhew (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Donations.

Park Er Pi E Co.: megan Jean and the KFB (Americana), 7:30 p.m., Free.

t h E bLaCk Door : Ethan Azarian (folk), 7 p.m., $10. Lake s uperior, Teleport (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

r iMro Cks Mountain t av Ern : DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Char LiE o's: megan Jean and the KFB (Americana), 10 p.m., Free.

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Mono PoLE: Dynomatics (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Mono PoLE DoWnstairs : Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. oLiv E r iDLEy's : Karaoke, 6 p.m., Free. t abu Ca Fé & night CLub : Karaoke Night with s assy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free. t h Era Py: Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYc E (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.

gr EEn Mountain t av Ern : DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2. h ost EL tE vEr E: Hughtoberfest: s pit Jack, Hardcore s allies, Thunder c ocks, s tone Bullet (punk), 9 p.m., Free. Positiv E PiE 2: Tall Grass Get Down (bluegrass), 10:30 p.m., $5.

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51 Main : s tuck in the middle (a cappella), 7 p.m., Free. Bob macKenzie Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free. City Li Mits : The Blame (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on th E r is E bak Ery : Last October (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. FRi.12

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While the national megastore Guitar Center moves into Williston this week — in the same space as a failed chain music store — it’s a good time to remember we’ve still got good indie instrument stores in the area. For example, ADVANCE MUSIC. This week, the Burlington shop hosts two remarkable drum clinics with two heavy hitters. On Wednesday, October 10, check out an in-store Roland V-Drum clinic with MIKE SNYDER, who has performed, among numerous other credits on the soundtrack to every MEL BROOKS flick from Spaceballs to Robin Hood: Men in Tights. It’s free, but you need to sign up at the store to reserve a spot. The second clinic, at Club Metronome on Wednesday, October 17, is led by STYX drummer TODD SUCHERMAN. This one isn’t free, but again, it’s led by Styx drummer Todd Sucherman. The AZTEXT’s LEARIC, aka DEVON EWALT, is in Atlanta this week competing for a spot on the Freestyle Friday segment of the BET network show “106 & Park,” which is kind of a big deal. If he’s selected, he’ll appear at a hip-hop festival in Hot-lanta this weekend. Best of luck, Learic. It’s pretty awesome that PRIMUS is

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coming to Burlington this Saturday, October 13. Less awesome: The show is at Memorial Auditorium, which wasn’t even a suitable venue for VANILLA ICE when I saw him there in eighth grade. (OK, it probably was. But it definitely wasn’t good enough for TECHNOTRONIC.)

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part because of their nifty side projects, such as accordionist GALEN PERIA’s DUKE AEROPLANE AND THE WRONG NUMBERS, who describe their sound as “music for baptisms, side shows, card games, funerals, bank robberies, structure fires and train rides.” Sold. You can catch them at Radio Bean on Friday, October 12, or at Equilibrium in Brattleboro on Saturday, October 13.

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JP's PuB: Karaoke with megan, 10 p.m., Free. leviTy : James Huessy, Jen pearson, Joe Gingras, Ashley Watson, mike Thomas, Jason Lorber (standup), 8 p.m., $8. MarrioTT harBor lounge: Jeff Wheel and Friends (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. MonKey house: secret Gordon (rock), 8 p.m., Free. necTar's: Andy Lugo (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Kevin Kinsella backed by mosaic Foundation (reggae-rock), 9 p.m., $5. radio Bean: sad places with Erich pachner (singer-songwriter), 4 p.m., Free. Jared Weintraub (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Jodi oulette (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. corey r-J (acoustic rock), 8 p.m., Free. Terrill Jenkins (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Beatrootband (folk rock), 10:30 p.m., Free. TBD, 1 a.m., Free. red square: Zack dupont (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Joshua panda and the Hot Damned (soul), 8 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5. red square Blue rooM: DJ raul (salsa), 6 p.m., Free. DJ stavros (EDm), 10 p.m., $5.

Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

rí rá irish PuB: The Groove Junkies (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

higher ground BallrooM: Assembly of Dust, Dirigo (rock), 8 p.m., $15/17. AA.

sKinny PancaKe: mike spine (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5-10 Donations.

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BagiTos: Kyle stevens (acoustic), 6 p.m., Donations. The BlacK door: Hot neon magic (’80s new Wave), 9:30 p.m., $5. charlie o's: Kufui, nuda Veritas (rock, electro-acoustic), 10 p.m., Free. PurPle Moon PuB: Bobby messano (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Bobby messano (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

MonoPole: sinecure, Helix (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TaBu caFé & nighTcluB: All night Dance party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

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The reservoir resTauranT & TaP rooM: The usual suspects (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

cluB MeTronoMe: Beats to Feed the World: the Bumping Jones, Kingsley Flood, Will Dailey (rock), 7:30 p.m., $7/10 18+.

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higher ground BallrooM: Deer Tick (rock), 8 p.m., $15/17. AA.

ciTy liMiTs: Dance party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

necTar's: mi Yard reggae night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.

Two BroThers Tavern: ryan Hanson Band (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

radio Bean: spinster spins 78s, 11 a.m., Free. saloon sessions with Brett Hughes (country), 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (gypsy jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Girls rock Vermont (rock), 7 p.m., Free. megan Jean and the KFB (Americana), 10:30 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: Z-Jaz (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Moog's Place: Dead sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., Free. ParKer Pie co.: Lsc Band showcase: summit of Thieves, sails, suncooked (rock), 8 p.m., $5. Piecasso: The northstar session (alt-country), 8 p.m., nA. riMrocKs MounTain Tavern: DJ Two rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

red square: D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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BagiTos: sunday Brunch: Art Herttua (jazz), 11 a.m., Donations. PurPle Moon PuB: Bobby messano (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Bobby messano (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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world he did not exist.” With apologies to Baudelaire, devilish duo Megan Jean and The KFB require no such sleight of hand. Instead, they rely upon an overtly mad mix of Americana, gypsy and

river house resTauranT: stump! Trivia night, 6 p.m., Free.

avant-garde music that could rouse the Trickster himself. The duo embarks upon a three-date Vermont tour this weekend, with stops at Parker Pie Co. in West Glover on Thursday, October 11, Charlie O’s in Montpelier on Friday, October 12, and Radio Bean in Burlington on Sunday, October mon.15

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TheraPy: pulse with DJ nyce (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.

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Two BroThers Tavern: Arts Walk Happy Hour with Bill Wright (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Joe mcGuinness Band (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

higher ground showcase lounge: Kraddy, Alpha Data, FrnDs (EDm), 9:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.

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Typically, when a songwriter records an album composed entirely of another artist’s songs, it’s meant as tribute, often of the posthumous variety. But last we checked, local songwriter Ryan Fauber is alive and well and still writing and recording with some regularity. That makes Any Day: Greg Alexander Sings the Songs of Ryan Fauber something of a curiosity. On the new full-length released under the Jenke Records banner, Burlington’s Greg Alexander mines Fauber’s romantic soul, not to mention his catalog. The result is a touching collection of material that both highlights Alexander’s vocal prowess and musical sensitivity and casts the prolific Fauber, a genuine songwriting enigma, in a new light. On his last record, Believer, released in early 2012, Fauber offered a

continuation of his uneven 2006 effort, Greatest Hits. Like that earlier album — which was culled from a cache of some 200 songs — Believer was a manic effort, a dark and challenging listen that often crumbled under the weight of its own despair. Fauber has never suffered a shortage of feeling. What has generally impeded his progress as a songwriter is an inability to filter, to hone his outsized passion and strike a balance between emotional potency and artistic nuance. Maybe he needed an editor. Any Day represents eight of the strongest, most compelling and effective songs Fauber has ever written — and he’s obviously written quite a few. What’s more, in Alexander’s capable hands, they offer a delicacy previously

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Alexander’s collection of cast-offs and misfits — and I mean that in a good way — have forged an unlikely alliance whose individual members succeed based on the strength and support of the larger whole. It’s a nifty feat. And that spirit seems to be manifesting in Alexander’s own music. To be sure, the Jenke founder still wears his influences on his tattered flannel sleeves. And I’m guessing his warbled croon might always elicit comparisons to that of Conor Oberst. Still, Bogart reveals a maturing songwriter growing more confident in his considerable abilities. In particular, Alexander’s prose — especially on songs

such as album opener “Place I Used to Run,” “Son of a Carpenter” and “The Fighter” — is increasingly powerful as he ruminates on themes from finding a sense of place to reconciling identity. He pairs a sort of dusty, blue-collar-bard appeal with pseudo-slacker cool. It’s a surprisingly comfortable fit. In moments, though, that fit may be a bit too relaxed. Alexander has a pleasantly gruff, easy baritone. But he has a tendency to get lazy with his pitch, particularly at the ends of phrases. Laid-back charm suits Alexander’s affable style, but not at the expense of intonation. Some rules are simply not made to be broken, and that’s one of them. Otherwise, Tommy Alexander takes a solid step forward with Bogart the Ghost, delivering a record that improves an already effective formula and hints that he’s just begun to scratch the surface of his ability. Tommy Alexander plays the Jenke Jump-off at Nectar’s on Wednesday, October 17. Bogart the Ghost is available at tommyalexander.bandcamp.com.

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The latest album from local songwriter Tommy Alexander boasts a curious title: Bogart the Ghost. When I initially read it, I figured it was one of two things: a reference to the specter of the late Humphrey Bogart (interesting!) or some kind of stoner-slang nonsense (decidedly less so). The answer: more the latter than the former, I think. But whatever. Bogart is a follow-up to Alexander’s promising 2011 debut, Maybe One Day. That album presented a songwriter with obvious talent and ambition, but one who had yet to find true footing as an artist and fully step out from under the wing of his formative influences. In the year or so since, Alexander has carved out a nice little niche with his artist collective/record label, Jenke Records. While maintaining an active gig schedule and collaborating in a variety of incarnations, he’s managed to give voice to a segment of the local scene that might otherwise not have one.

unheard in Fauber’s work. As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye — in this case, the ear — of the beholder. And Alexander has discovered a serene beauty in Fauber’s lovelorn musings. From quiet sermons on faith and faithfulness such as “Are You With Me?” to late-night laments such as “I’m Letting You Go,” the singer artfully navigates the songwriter’s humbly poetic prose. It doesn’t hurt that Alexander is a deeply gifted vocalist with a knack for employing just the right amount of reedy, soulful angst. It’s a potent combo. Any Day reminds me of the Incredible Hulk. A product of David Banner’s colossal rage, the Hulk is initially a frightening and destructive force. The thing that gives him his power is also what makes him dangerous. It’s only when Banner learns to control his alterego that he becomes a superhero. Similarly, Any Day suggests that Fauber, with the help of Greg Alexander, has learned to master his formidable passion. Any Day: Greg Alexander Sings the Songs of Ryan Fauber is available at tommyalexander.bandcamp.com.

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HigHer grOund BallrOOM: conrad Anker: Return to meru (film), 7 p.m., Free/$8/20. AA. MOnKey HOuse: msR & Am present intelligence, maus Haus (indie), 8:30 p.m., $7. nectar's: metal mondays: pigboat, Hessian, Harbor (metal), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

t. BOnes restaurant and Bar: Trivia with General Knowledge, 7 p.m., Free.

central

BacK tO verMOnt puB: John Gillette & sarah mittlefeldt (folk), 7 p.m., Free.

radiO Bean: Galen peria (piano), 7 p.m., Free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red square: Jordan Hull Band (rock), 7 p.m., Free. DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. sKinny pancaKe: Josh panda & Brett Lanier (soul), 7 p.m., $5-10 Donations.

cHarlie O's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

radiO Bean: Tenika Ann (singer-songwriter), 6:30 p.m., Free. Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

purple MOOn puB: James mcsheffrey (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

t. BOnes restaurant and Bar: chad Hollister (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

red square: industry night with Robbie J (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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central

northern

MOOg's place: seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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HigHer grOund sHOwcase lOunge: Jon spencer Blues Explosion, Rough Francis (rock, blues), 8 p.m., $17/20. AA. levity : Live music Open mic, 7:30 p.m., Free. MOnKey HOuse: Advance music Acoustic singer-songwriter contest semifinal (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free.

twO BrOtHers tavern: Trivia night, 7 p.m., Free. monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

MOOg's place: Open mic/Jam night, 8:30 p.m., Free.

BagitOs: Acoustic Blues Jam with the usual suspects, 6 p.m., Free. cHarlie O's: saint Anyway (rock), 8 p.m., Free. gustO's: Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. purple MOOn puB: James mcsheffrey (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

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1/2 lOunge: Rewind with DJ craig mitchell (retro), 10 p.m., Free. cluB MetrOnOMe: Todd sucherman of styx (drum clinic), 5 p.m., $10. Kloptotoscope, Arpetrio (electro-rock), 10 p.m., $5/10. 18+. Franny O's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

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51 Main: Blues Jam with Dennis Wilmott, 8 p.m., Free. city liMits: Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. On tHe rise BaKery: Julian chobot (jazz), 8 p.m., Donations.

northern

MOnty's Old BricK tavern: Open mic, 6 p.m., Free. nectar's: 1Q, Hot Yogurt squirt Gun (prog rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

HigHer grOund sHOwcase lOunge: cris cab (soul), 8 p.m., $12. AA.

rusty nail: Easy star All-stars, the Aggrolites, serotheft (reggae), 9 p.m., $15/18.

On tap Bar & grill: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free.

Jp's puB: Karaoke with morgan, 10 p.m., Free.

regional

radiO Bean: Lokum (Turkish Balkan), 6:30 p.m., Free. Kid canaveral (indie pop), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

ManHattan pizza & puB: Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

MOOg's place: sweet and Lowdown (gypsy jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free.

MOnOpOle: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free. m

MOnKey HOuse: The saturday Giant, Eat the monarchy, snails (rock), 9 p.m., $5. 18+.

This week:

Anaïs Mitchell

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Season two fueled by:

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twO BrOtHers tavern: Go Ahead & make me Laugh (standup), 9:30 p.m., Free.

HigHer grOund BallrOOM: slightly stoop featuring Karl Denson, Tomorrow's Bad seeds (rock), 9 p.m., $25. AA.

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red square Blue rOOM: DJ Frank Grymes (EDm), 11 p.m., Free.

nectar's: Jenke Jump off: Tommy Alexander, Bless the child, set up city, Face-One, Quiet Lion, J Kaine, Alanna Grace Flynn, mavstar (singersongwriter, rock, hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

On tap Bar & grill: Open mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free.

ruBen JaMes: Why not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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red square: project Organ Trio (organ groove), 7 p.m., Free. craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.

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Boston-based reggae bands John Brown’s Body and 10 Ft. Ganja Plant, two outfits that embraced and pushed the traditions of irie grooves. But with the release of his third solo record, Great Design, Kinsella has established himself as a nimble artist and a songwriter who reveres his reggae roots while exploring new directions. This Saturday, October 13, Kinsella plays Nectar’s in Burlington.

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bEE’S kNEES, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. bLAck cAP coffEE, 144 Main St., Stowe, 253-2123. thE brEWSki, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. broWN’S mArkEt biStro, 1618 Scott Highway, Groton, 584-4124. choW! bELLA, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. cLAirE’S rEStAurANt & bAr, 41 Main St., Hardwick, 472-7053. coSmic bAkErY & cAfé, 30 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0800. couNtrY PANtrY DiNEr, 951 Main St., Fairfax, 849-0599 croP biStro & brEWErY, 1859 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4304. grEY fox iNN, 990 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8921. thE hub PizzEriA & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. thE LittLE cAbArEt, 34 Main St., Derby, 293-9000. mAttErhorN, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. thE mEEtiNghouSE, 4323 Rt. 1085, Smugglers’ Notch, 644-8851. moog’S, Portland St., Morrisville, 851-8225. muSic box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. oVErtimE SALooN, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. PArkEr PiE co., 161 County Rd., West Glover, 525-3366. PhAt kAtS tAVErN, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064. PiEcASSo, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. rimrockS mouNtAiN tAVErN, 394 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-9593. roADSiDE tAVErN, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 660-8274. ruStY NAiL bAr & griLLE, 1190 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. ShootErS SALooN, 30 Kingman St., St. Albwans, 527-3777. SNoW ShoE LoDgE & Pub, 13 Main St., Montgomery Center, 326-4456. SWEEt cruNch bAkEShoP, 246 Main St., Hyde Park, 888-4887. tAmArAck griLL At burkE mouNtAiN, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., E. Burke, 626-7394. WAtErShED tAVErN, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. YE oLDE ENgLAND iNNE, 443 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-5320.

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Cash Crop Conrad Bakker at BCA Center

irst-time visitors to the BCA Center could be forgiven for feeling confused by the current exhibit. Cantilevered from one wall of the front gallery are 3-foot-high capital letters spelling out the word “DOLLAR.” Across the room, a large yellow sign on the wall declares, in contrasting red letters, “FALL SALE.” On the fl oor before it sits what appears to be a rectangular folding table. Its white surface holds neat rows of maple leaves in various stages of pretty decomposition. Nearby, maple-syrup cans are arranged on one shelf; Vermont postcards stand end to end on another. What is this stuff ? Well, for starters, it’s all wood. “Appears” is the operative word here. While not exactly trompe l’oeil, Conrad Bakker’s creations certainly trick the eye. But his high-concept exhibit, “Untitled Project: Seasonal Economies,” is about more than mimicry. On his website, the Illinois-based artist suggests that his ongoing projects “engage a variety of social, institutional and consumer contexts, utilizing humor, contextual awareness, formal play, interventionist strategies and imperfect carving and painting techniques.” Bakker’s talk at the opening of his Burlington exhibit was more specifi c. The pieces in the front gallery, he said, take on Vermont’s seasonal commodification, aka foliage. For viewers with that in mind, his “Fall Sale” installation acquires meaning — tourists do indeed spend good money to come here and witness the turning of the leaves. That “DOLLAR” sign? Its appropriation of dollar-store iconography is blatant, but Bakker doesn’t settle for the obvious; he has instructed that each letter be repainted every week of foliage season. And so what were various greens to begin with are now autumnal shades of yellow, orange and red. Given that “Untitled Projects” extends until November 24, it’s not clear what those colors will become during Vermont’s unmercantile stick season. It would be cool if the letters simply fell to the ground, like the leaves they represent, but that’s probably not going to happen.

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SEASONAL COMMODIFICATION, AKA FOLIAGE. Two other bodies of work manipulate Vermontiana to more certain ends. Bakker’s painted-wood facsimiles of vintage maple-syrup cans perch on a shelf beside their plastic or glass contemporary equivalents from local sugarmakers (indicating another seasonal economy). Here the artist has enacted an equal exchange of handmade goods; at show’s end, the sugarmakers will take possession of the sculptures, and Bakker will get a generous supply of Vermont maple syrup. It’s a subtle and somewhat humorous way to address the concept of value. Is he

literally suggesting that each of these artworks is on par, cost-wise, with a gallon of syrup? It doesn’t matter; another point about commodifi cation has been raised. Bakker takes his vintage Vermont postcards — that is, hand-painted scenes on wooden blocks — to another commercial level by putting them up for sale on eBay. But there’s a globalization twist: The artist purchased the postcards on which he modeled his paintings from an eBay “powerseller” … in India. Bakker put his paintings on the auction site using the same titles, and prices, as the origi-

nals, during the peak fall color weeks. If and when they sell, the wooden “postcards” will disappear from the exhibit, underscoring the transient nature of the season and, perhaps, the cyclical nature of capitalism. In the middle of the room, a solitary, bright-orange (wood) safety cone squats on the fl oor, its intent unknown. Unless it’s to mutely advise caution in the commodities business. Even subtler are Bakker’s realistic trash receptacle — which some gallerygoers have utilized as such — and actual-size doorstops. In the rear gallery, there is nothing covert about the large mobile sign on a trailer bed. The brightyellow sign reads, “R&LAX AND TAKE YOUR TIME” on one side and “S4LE!” on the other. The hitch end of the bedframe rests on a cement block, a book (The Theory of the Leisure Class) and a video (Slacker). Small realist paintings of a petite white trailer — detached from a car and sitting in various locations — line one wall. A faux Black & Decker Workmate Portable Project Center and Vise — complete with a “Made in China” stamp — sits awaiting a project. Meanwhile, an empty yogurt container is held firmly in the vise. Again, all these items are wood. Even the 1969 Vermont Life magazine splayed on the fl oor, its cover selling another glorious October. The detail is impressive; it could be said that Bakker goes to a lot of trouble to make his point. Unfortunately, the point is not always evident — though the BCA Center assists with a handout including brief explanations of the works, an audio-guide phone number, and even some “questions for refl ection.” To be sure, Bakker concerns himself with monetary realities worth contemplation, and does so with intelligence and wit. Concept reigns in this exhibit, but if a viewer walks away from it extolling mainly the artist’s splendid trick on the eye, that’s not such a bad thing. P A M EL A P O L S T O N

“Untitled Project: Seasonal Economies,” by Conrad Bakker. BCA Center, Burlington. ˜ rough November 24. burlingtoncityarts.org

Art ShowS

ongoing burlington area

AAron Stein: "Food for Thought," work by the burlington artist. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at pine street Deli in burlington. info, 862-9614. Abbey MeAker: "The unseen," color and blackand-white photography. Through october 30 at Vintage inspired in burlington. info, 488-5766. AlexAnder CoStAntino: Mixed-media paintings. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at speeder & earl's (pine street) in burlington. info, 658-6016. Ali bAddoe: Acrylic portraits and abstract paintings inspired by travels in haiti. Through December 14 at Community College of Vermont in winooski. info, 654-0513. AliSon beChdel: "Dykes, Dads and Moms to watch out For," artwork spanning the Vermont cartoonist's career, including drawings from "Dykes to watch out For," Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic and Are You My Mother?: A Comic Drama. Through october 27 at Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center, in burlington. info, 652-4510. AutuMn group Show: photography, paintings, handmade paper, artist books, jewelry and sculpture by 35 Vermont artists. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at VCAM studio in burlington. info, 651-9692.

tAlkS & eventS Middlebury ArtS wAlk: More than 30 downtown venues stay open late for art openings, music and other events. For a map, visit middleburyartswalk.com. Friday, october 12, 5-7 p.m., various locations, Middlebury. info, 388-7951, ext. 2. 'CroSSing CultureS': A survey of Australia's contemporary indigenous art movement from the 1970s to the present drawn from one of the world's largest collections of aboriginal art. Through March 10 at hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in hanover, n.h. Four Dartmouth students lead tours of the exhibition: Friday, october 12, 7 p.m. info, 603-646-2095. thornton diAl Sr.: "Thoughts on paper," early drawings by the self-taught artist. Through December 14 at Fleming Museum, uVM, in burlington. Talk: Charles Russell, professor emeritus of english and American studies at Rutgers university, discusses Dial's work, wednesday, october 10, 6 p.m. info, 656-0750.

'FroM Mourning to night: John Singer SArgent And blACk in FAShion': An exhibit exploring sargent's role in popularizing the color black in America as a choice for high fashion rather than mourning. Through December 14 at Fleming Museum, uVM, in burlington. Talk: gioia Diliberto, author of I am Madame X, discusses sargent and the little black dress, wednesday, october 17, 6 p.m. info, 656-0750. robert CoMpton: A 40-year retrospective featuring fountains, hanging aquariums, large urns, sake cups, pitchers and housewares displayed together for the first time. Curated by Frog hollow. Through october 31 at 152 Cherry street in burlington. The potter discusses his work: Thursday, october 11, 6 p.m. info, 863-6458. Milk & honey QuilterS guild FAll Show: work by local quilters, including featured artist susan Damone balch, plus quilting demonstrations and vendors. saturday, october 13, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; sunday, october 14, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Middlebury union high school. info, 388-9782.

at Furchgott sourdiffe gallery in shelburne. info, 985-3848.

briAn JenkinS & phoebe hAzen low: Jenkins' photos taken at local music venues; low's multimedia explorations of her dreams and memories. Through october 31 at nectar's in burlington. info, 658-4771.

'diSCovery in our everydAy world': photographs by adults who took local photographer Dawn o’Connell's VsA Vermont "Can Do Arts Class." Through october 31 at penny Cluse Café in burlington. info, 655-4606.

Chepe CuAdrA: Ceramic works that address our fragmented relationship with Mother nature. Through october 31 at block gallery in winooski. info, 373-5150.

dok wright: "The love of light," photographs. proceeds benefit Vermont CARes. Through october 31 at Artspace 106 at the Men's Room in burlington. info, 864-2088.

ConrAd bAkker: "untitled project: seasonal economies," hand-carved and -painted facsimiles of objects related to maple sugaring, fall foliage tour packages and vintage Vermont collectibles. Through november 24 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166.

eriC eiCkMAnn: "Drive by love," new acrylic paintings. Through november 28 at speaking Volumes in burlington. info, 540-0107.

dAn higginS: "puerto Cabezas," photographs taken in puerto Cabezas, nicaragua, over a 28-year sister-city program with burlington. Through october 31 at north end studio A in burlington. info, 863-6713. diAnne Shullenberger: "outside influences," colored-pencil drawings and fabric collages inspired by the natural world. Through october 23

FAll group Show: works by nancy Dwyer, [michael smith], Ray brown, Clark Derbes, elizabeth nelson and Ron hernandez. Curated by seAbA. Through november 30 at the innovation Center of Vermont in burlington. info, 859-9222.

liSA ForSter beACh: paintings of the new england landscape by the national watercolor society member who lives in stowe. october 14 through november 18 at emile A. gruppe gallery in Jericho. Reception: sunday, october 14, 4-6 p.m. info, 899-3211.

MFA in grAphiC deSign Student exhibition: installation, fabrication, animation and posters by students. wednesday, october 17, 9 a.m.-7 p.m., Alumni hall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier. info, 828-8600.

Art FACulty exhibit 2012: work by Jennifer baker, Kevin bubriski, Jessica Cuni and Karen swyler. Through november 10 at Feick Fine Arts Center, green Mountain College, in poultney. Reception: Friday, october 12, 5-7 p.m. info, 287-8398.

reCeptionS 'bArn pAint out': plein-air paintings of Vermont barns. Through December 28 at Jericho Center Town hall. Reception: Joshua phillips discusses the findings of the recent Vermont barn Census, which aims to document every historic barn in the state, saturday, october 13, 1-4 p.m. info, 849-2049. 'id: the obJeCt oF SelF': self-portraits by photographers from around the world. Through october 22 at Darkroom gallery in essex Junction. Reception: sunday, october 14, 3-5 p.m. info, 777-3686.

'FelineS, FeAtherS & FuSed glASS': oil paintings of birds by lydia littwin; paintings of cats by Teresa Davis; and fused-glass pieces by Alyssa oxley. Through october 31 at Davis studio gallery in burlington. info, 425-2700.

Steven p. goodMAn: "Fleeting Moments/stolen glances," small-scale landscape paintings that suggest a lingering impression. Through november 11 at Jackson gallery, Town hall Theater, in Middlebury. Reception: Friday, october 12, 5-7 p.m. info, 382-9222. 'by hAnd: two riverS printMAkerS': prints by members of the white River Junction studio. Through october 31 at howe library in hanover, n.h. Reception: sunday, october 14, 2-4 p.m. info, 295-5901.

gudrun kleiSt-reynA: sculptures and embroidered fashions. Through october 31 at salaam and the Men's store in burlington. info, 658-8822.

'Frog holloween': Artwork inspired by Grimms' Fairy Tales by John brickels, wendy James, Kerin Rose, Amy Felske, Mark Dabelstein, irene lederer lacroix, Robin Kent and erik Rehman. Through october 31 at Frog hollow in burlington. info, 863-6458.

'iMpreSSionS oF lAke ChAMplAin And beyond': new works by Carolyn walton, susan bull Riley, Athenia schinto, gail bessette, betty ball and Charles Townsend, plus jewelry by Tineke Russell. A portion of all sales will be donated to the humane society of Chittenden County. Through november 28 at luxton-Jones gallery in shelburne. info, 985-8223.

gAllery grAnd opening: Artwork and artisan food and crafts by Kimberly bombard, Karen barry, Annalisa parent, Ann McFarren, Chantal lawrence, Tinka Teresa Martell, ben Thurber and others. Through December 31 at Vermont Artisans Craft gallery in burlington. info, 863-4600.

JASon hAnASik: "Fall in line," photographs and video projections that aim to unpack traditional western expectations related to masculinity, social class and valor within the context of the military. Through January 19 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166.

grACe CothAliS: Mandalas, collages and works in pastels and colored pencils. Through november 27 at Vintage Jewelers in burlington. info, 862-2233.

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briAn Collier: "The Collier Classification system for Very small objects," a participatory exhibit of things big enough to be seen by the naked eye but no larger than 8 by 8 by 20 millimeters. Through october 15 at Durick library, st. Michael's College, in Colchester. info, 654-2536.

'Five FAll FridAyS': sip wines from huntington River Vineyard while taking in local artwork. part of a weekly series of receptions and wine tastings hosted by waitsfield galleries. Friday, october 12, 5-8 p.m., Artisans' gallery, waitsfield. info, 598-4819.

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‘Migration’ At the beginning of Albanian artist Adrian Paci’s video “Centro di Permanenza Temporanea (Temporary Detention Center),” people line up to board

a plane. But as the camera slowly pulls away, the scene takes on a different meaning. Gradually the viewer realizes that there is no plane; these travelers are stranded on the tarmac, crammed onto a staircase to nowhere. “Caught between two places, these migrants represent Paci’s own history as a displaced person [he immigrated to Italy], shared by

an increasingly globalized world,” writes Rachel Moore, assistant director at Stowe’s Helen Day Art Center. Paci is one of a dozen international artists and writers whose work exploring issues of physical and cultural dislocation is exhibited at Helen Day through November 25. Pictured: a still from Paci’s video.

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Jessa Gilbert : "in Real Time," a collection of watercolors, drawings and paintings through which the artist investigates different ways of capturing movement. Through o ctober 27 at s kinny pancake in burlington. info, 845-532-6533. John Chur Chman & Jerry l asky : "Autumn glory," photographs. Through n ovember 30 at s helburne Vineyard. info, 985-8222. John meinen : "Roadways and pathways," photography. Through o ctober 31 at n ew City galerie in burlington. info, 735-2542. Joy h uCkins- noss : "The Texture of l ight," oil paintings of the Vermont landscape. Through January 2 at pompanoosuc Mills in burlington. info, 229-0832. Justin atherton : prints and paintings of monsters, fiends and other ghoulish creatures that spring from the artist's twisted imagination. Through o ctober 31 at Red s quare in burlington. info, 318-2438. katharine montstream : "l 'art de paris," paintings from the burlington artist's recent trip to the City of l ight. Through o ctober 31 at se AbA Center in burlington. info, 859-9222. kerry o. Furlani : "Drawings for s culpture," large charcoal drawings that have served as the embryo for the Vermont artist's sculptural slate carvings. Through o ctober 21 at Village w ine and Coffee in s helburne. info, 855-7501. 'l ake studies: underwater explorations in Contemporary art' : paintings, photographs, fiber art, sculpture and a site-specific installation inspired by Daniel l usk's book of poetry Lake Studies: Meditations on Lake Champlain. Through o ctober 26 at Flynndog in burlington. info, 363-4746.

'l atitude/ l on Gitude: w eavin G t hemes, assemblin G stories' : Reflections on identity and geographical coordinates by bren Alvarez, Merche bautista and Tina escaja. Through o ctober 31 at l iving/l earning Center, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-4200. l eah van r ees: l andscape and seascape paintings. Through n ovember 30 at Metropolitan gallery, burlington City h all. info, 865-7166. l ynda mCintyre & Joan h oFFman : Mcintyre's mixed-media work, s kyway; h offman's oil landscapes, gates 1-8 and escalator. Through o ctober 31 at burlington Airport in s outh burlington. info, 865-7166. 'oCeani C art and the per Forman Ce oF l iFe': intricately crafted objects, including masks, textiles and weaponry, from indigenous cultures of the pacific islands. Through May 24 at Fleming Museum, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-0750. open studio w eekend show : w ork by mixed-media artist Donna Kunkel, watercolorist Cindy gage s totz, photographer Ashley Marie barbeau and woodworker David s crase. Through n ovember 15 at the gallery at phoenix books in essex Junction. info, 872-7111. ‘out Casts and r ebels: prints by w illiam blake and l eonard baskin’ : w orks dealing with a range of charged political, social and religious themes. Through December 14 at Fleming Museum, u VM, in burlington. info, 656-0750. r obert w aldo brunelle Jr. : "w hat i h ave painted s o Far," a 30-year retrospective featuring 185 works. Through o ctober 21 at w inooski w elcome Center & gallery. info, 399-2670. r obin l ah ue: "o ctober Moon," paintings that showcase the mysticism of the moon and trees. Through o ctober 27 at barnes & n oble in s outh burlington. info, 485-7770.

seCond annual alumni art exhibit : A student-curated exhibit featuring work in a variety of media by alumni from as far back as the class of 1946. Through o ctober 25 at l ivak Room, Davis Center, u VM, in burlington. info, 201-919-2947. 'snow mobiles: slei Ghs to sleds' : early, experimental snowmobiles, machines from the '60s and '70s, and today’s high-powered racing sleds, as well as horse-drawn sleighs; 'manmade Quilts: Civil w ar to the present' : Quilts made by men; elizabeth berdann : "Deep end," miniature watercolor portraits on pre-ban and prehistoric mammoth ivory; 't ime maChines: r obots, r oCkets and steampunk' : Toys, textiles and art representing the golden age of sci-fi, the 1930s to '50s, as well as work by contemporary artists and designers. Through o ctober 28 at s helburne Museum. info, 985-3346. t erry Findeisen : s till-life and landscape paintings. Through o ctober 27 at l eft bank h ome & garden in burlington. info, 862-1001. 't he art o F horror' : A variety of local artwork that explores the beautiful side of decay, the finer points of bloodletting and that special something inside a depraved mind. Through october 31 at s.p.A.C.e. gallery in burlington. info, spacegalleryvt.com. 't he r eturn o F the oCtober pod Ge': paintings and prints by Michael Tonn, brooke Monte, Jason o sterhaut, s tephanie h olman Thwaites, Adrian Tans, Mattew Douglas and Kristen l 'esperance. Through o ctober 31 at Dostie bros. Frame s hop in burlington. info, 660-9005. vanessa Compton : Mixed-media works, shown in conjunction with the 20th Annual s outh end Art h op. Through n ovember 7 at petra Cliffs in burlington. info, 657-3872. violeta h ino Josa : "All That glitters is n ot gold," paper cutouts representing a delusional vision of female glamour by the peruvian artist. Through

o ctober 14 at Chop s hop in burlington. info, 660-4343. 'w indows and mirrors: r eFle Ctions on the war in aFGhanistan' : A traveling exhibit of largescale paintings that memorialize Afghan civilian casualties, and drawings by Afghan high school students. Through october 31 at the gallery at Main street l anding in burlington. info, 863-2345.

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'1861-1862: t oward a h iGher moral purpose' : An exhibition exploring the experiences of n orwich u niversity alumni who fought in the Civil w ar, featuring photographs, artwork, weapons and equipment, including a cannon likely used by n orwich cadets. Through April 30 at s ullivan Museum & h istory Center, n orwich u niversity, in n orthfield. info, 485-2183. adam blue : "Astroexplorer," an exhibit featuring two narrative series: "Constellations for the n ew Millennium," a night-sky installation made up of 70 drawings; and "h ow the w hite Cube h angs o nce the gallery h as Closed," photographs. Through n ovember 18 at Main s treet Museum in w hite River Junction. info, 603-469-3255. anne sChaller : Recent paintings by the n orthfield artist. Through n ovember 2 at Tunbridge public l ibrary. info, 889-9404. brent Gould : "Angels, s neakers and w heels,” digital photography. Through o ctober 28 at Capitol grounds in Montpelier. info, curator@ capitolgrounds.com. Cameron h oward : h and-painted floor cloths. Through December 31 at Collective — the Art of Craft in w oodstock. info, 457-1298. Corliss blakely : paintings in oils and watercolors, from 1975 to the present. Through o ctober 14 at 652 Main s treet in w eston.

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Call to artists CUltUrEHall NEW artists: Culturehall, a curated online resource for contemporary art, invites artists to submit work to an open application call. To apply, visit culturehall. com/apply.html. MiNiatUrEs: Island Arts Gallery in South Hero is featuring a November show of miniatures in all media. Works must be 5 by 7 inches or smaller. Submit digital images to Sarah Robinson at bearsnotice@gmail.com. Deadline: October 15. HoliDaY sHoW: Vintage Inspired Lifestyle Marketplace in Burlington is hosting its first annual Stocking Stuffer Show beginning Friday, November 9. Deadline: November 2, 5 p.m. For guidelines and application, visit vintageinspired.net. Call For CraFtErs: Ascension Church in Georgia is looking for crafters for its craft fair on November 24, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Contact Sue Renaud, at 524-2607. PHotoGraPHY BY DEsiGN: Darkroom Gallery. Deadline: November 14. Juror: Joe Baraban. There are principles of design that will make a good image much better. Info, darkroomgallery.com/ex36. VErMoNt HiGH sCHool PHotoGraPHErs: Darkroom Gallery seeks photos by students. Send submissions to Ken Signorello, submissions@ darkroomgallery.com.

rED sQUarE NEEDs art! Busy establishment on Church Street currently booking monthlong shows for 2013. All mediums considered. Please contact Diane at creativegeniuses@ burlingtontelecom.net. art stUDios iN soUtH END: The South End Arts District has so much to offer! Working artist studios opening soon at various price points and locations. Application link: bit. ly/VhGP1q. oPEN Call For artists: Selection and application for art events in Basel, Venice and London. Visual artists will have their own stand in Basel or Venice. Info, galeriazero. info/program.html. Call to artists: The Fletcher Free Library is looking for local, talented painters, photographers and sculptors for an October/ November exhibition. Info, 355-5485. PUBliC art ProJECt: BCA Center and Redstone are accepting proposals for new public artwork to be the defining landmark for a hotel planned on St. Paul Street in Burlington. Deadline: October 19, 5 p.m. Info, burlingtoncityarts. org/uploadedFiles/ BurlingtonCityArts-org/ Community/Art_in_Public_ Places/StPaulSculptureRFP Reissue.pdf.

GlEN CoBUrN HUtCHEsoN: "Drawings and Paintings of Sculpture," works in pencil, chalk and homemade gouache on paper. Through November 30 at the Shoe Horn at Onion River in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

NEW sPaCE sEEKs FiNE art: Seeking 2-D art for Burlington location for one- to threemonth rotation beginning now. Please email three JPEG submissions, artist website and a brief description of the work to anna@eastshorevineyard.com. Call to art oWNErs: Bryan Memorial Gallery requests the submission of privately owned fine art by deceased artists for exhibition and sales in its galleries this fall. Info, info@bryangallery.org or 644-5100. rEstaUraNt art: Hang your work in a fine-dining atmosphere. Chow!Bella Restaurant and Twiggs @ Chow!Bella are looking for artists to exhibit their work on a three-month rotation. Chow!Bella is located at 28 North Main Street in St. Albans. If interested, email Wendi Murphy, wcmurphy06@ hotmail.com, with at least two images of your work or your web address. No charge to hang; no commissions. CrEatiVE CoMPEtitioN_004: Presented by the Root Gallery. $8 entry fee. People’s-choice vote; winner takes all (compounded entry money). Limit one piece, any size, media or subject. First Friday of every month, 6-10 p.m. Vote for your favorite piece until awards ceremony at 8:30 p.m. Location: RLPhoto, 27 Sears Lane, Burlington. Info, publicartschool@gmail.com.

'MaDE iN tHE sHaDE: tHE DEsiGN oF sUMMEr VaCatioN': Examples of design excellence in swimsuits, sunglasses, fishing gear, surfboards and more. Through November 16 at Madsonian Museum of Industrial Design in Waitsfield. MaGGiE NEalE: "Dances on Silk," hand-painted silk hangings and stretched silk. October 12 through November 20 at Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio in Montpelier. Info, 229-4676. MarilYN rUsECKas: "Pastels & Paints," vibrantly colored landscapes. Through October 13 at Festival Gallery in Waitsfield. Info, 496-6682.

lois BEattY: New monoprints made with collagraphic and solar-plate printing techniques. Through October 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.

MElissa KNiGHt: "The Ballerina Series," batik-fabric collage and designs. Through October 11 at Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio in Montpelier. Info, 229-4676.

lori stroUtsos: "From Sunflower Farm" and "In Black and White," photography. Through October 14 at Hartness Gallery, Vermont Technical College, in Randolph Center. Info, 728-1237.

'NEW WorK': Paintings and other works by Paul Bowen, Joan Kahn, Celia Reisman and Fulvio Testa. Through November 18 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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lYNN NEWCoMB: New works in a show titled "Anvils, Bridges and Steel." Through October 31 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-3278.

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'EMErGENCE': Large-scale works by artists from Vermont and beyond make up the inaugural exhibit in the former Fellows Gear Shaper Factory building. Through November 1 at the Great Hall in Springfield. Info, 258-3992.

CraFtErs WaNtED! Annual holiday showcase and craft fair, on November 17, is seeking crafters and demonstrators. Registration deadline: November 1. Info, 782-6874 or fairfaxcraftfair@ yahoo.com.

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CElEBratE: SPA Holiday Show. Join the central Vermont hub for local arts for the holiday season, November 14 through December 28. Deadline: October 12. Info, studioplacearts.com.

CliMaGE CHaNGE VariEtY: Submissions wanted for all forms of performance: music, dance, theater, storytelling, poetry reading, sound installations and video relating to climate change. Deadline: October 12. Info, facebook. com/pages/Salmagundi-AStage-Where-Change-TakesPlace/272496999711.

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'PeoPle and Places of Goddard: 150 Years of shared historY': Photographs tracing the history of Goddard College, from its 1863 birth as the Goddard Seminary in Barre to its current location in Plainfield. The pop-up gallery is open Wednesday through Friday, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Saturdays, noon-3 p.m. Through October 26 at 54 Main Street in Montpelier. Info, 322-1685. ria Blaas: Large-scale sculptures and installations, puppets, furniture, paintings, and tableware. Through October 23 at Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 295-0808.

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'rock solid': An annual exhibit showcasing stone sculptures and other works by area artists; Vanessa comPton: "Kingdoms in the Sky," collage; John daVid o'shauGhnessY: "Freedom from Dilution," paintings. Through November 3 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. ruth coPPersmith: "Emergence: Assemblages of Natural Objects," photography. Through November 5 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338.

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'suPer model/modelinG Practice': A video and print-media exhibition curated by Glen Cummings and Silas Munro. October 14 through 20 at College Hall Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8600. 'the uncommon thread': Contemporary quilts and fiber art by eight of the region's top fiber artists. Through October 21 at Vermont Institute of Contemporary Arts in Chester. Info, 875-1018. 'turninG leaVes: new directions in Book arts': Sculptural creations made from, or incorporating, books. Through November 10 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 431-0204. 'Visions of Place: the PhotoGraPhY of John miller, Peter miller and richard Brown': Work by the photographers who have each spent more than 40 years documenting the farmsteads, families and individuals of Vermont. Curated by the Vermont Folklife Center. Through November 30 at Vermont Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

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sidneY deleVante: "The Whimsical World of Delevante (1894-1984)," paintings by the American artist, educator and poet. Through November 3 at Nuance Gallery in Windsor. Info, 674-9616.

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small landscape or still life and posted it on his website. Those works, along with some larger paintings and digital images, are at the Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury through November 11. He named the exhibit “Fleeting Moments/Stolen Glances” because, writes Goodman, “It is the lingering impression, the fleeting memory

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'h arve St t ime': Works that reflect the fall colors by Ellen Powell, Jim Holzschuh, JoAnn Flanagan, Tausha Sylver, Sarah Rosedahl, Russ Fellows, Jeri Canfield and Doug Hoppes, among others. Through October 31 at Grand Isle Art Works. Info, 378-4591.

Ward Joyce : "Human Landscapes," paintings and drawings that explore the forms of the city and the architecture of the human body. October 15 through January 31 at Hartness Gallery, Vermont Technical College, in Randolph Center. Info, 728-1237. yvonne Strau S: Paintings and prints influenced by the cultures of Europe, South America and North America. Through October 31 at the Drawing Board in Montpelier. Info, 223-2902.

h enry k ieLy : Large paintings of utilitarian objects on white, gessoed backgrounds. Through October 14 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261.

'SLoWLife' : Time-lapse photography and videos set to an original musical score exploring the growth and movement of plants. Through November 25 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200.

'in our nature' : Paintings, sculpture, monoprints and photography by Katy Schneider, Tom Cullins, Jim Sardonis, Sky Hoyt, Idoline Duke, Henry Isaacs, Bunny Harvey, Don Ross, Joe Salerno, Jane Parkes and Sharon Wandel. Through October 14 at Comfort Farm in Stowe. Info, 793-8372.

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John m. miLLer : "Human/Nature," recent photographs. October 15 through November 3 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

'arti St S of the f ore St' : Abenaki baskets, Acadian wood carvings, birch-bark canoes, dogsleds, snowshoes, furniture and more by 13 traditional artists from the Northern Forest region. Through December 22 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.

'migration' : Artwork and writing from Switzerland, Greece, the Netherlands, Italy and the United States addressing topics of immigration, emigration, migrant workers, refugees and visa holders (through November 25); deni S ver SWeyve Ld & auStin f urtak- coLe: White statuesque sculpture by Versweyveld; process-based abstract paintings by Furtak-Cole (through October 28). At Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

'camera Work: Stieg Litz, Steichen, Strand, and company' : An exhibit highlighting three luminaries of American photography — Alfred Stieglitz, Edward Steichen and Paul Strand — and featuring issues of Steiglitz's pioneering journal Camera Work, which was published between 1903 and 1917. Through October 28 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.

octo Ber Sho W: Works in ink and watercolor by Harald Aksdal, paintings on silk by Kitten Ellison, mixed-media works by Tinka Martel and abstract paintings by Longina Smolinski. Through October 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403.

'china modern: deSigning 20th- century popu Lar cuLture' : A touring exhibit developed by California's Pacific Asia Museum that explores the rich tradition of Chinese designs in advertising, packaging and promotional art for cinema, music, comic books, pulp fiction, fashion, games and toys. Through December 9 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168. eL emigrante de h ida Lgo, méxico : "Imagines de mi Alma/Images From My Soul," paintings, drawings and sculptures by one of the anonymous artists featured in last spring's migrant farmworker project, "Invisible Odysseys." Through December 22 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. JameS vog Ler : "A Trail of Breadcrumbs," abstract paintings inspired by Grimms' Fairy Tales. Through November 2 at WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

Liza myer S: "Nesting Instincts," acrylic paintings depicting ancient stone engravings paired with the wild creatures they represent. Through October 31 at Brandon Artists Guild. Info, 247-4337.

'Scu Lpt f eSt2012' : An outdoor exhibition of sculptural installations by artists responding to the postindustrial landscape. Through October 21 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

studio, Beatty champions the “fluidity and spontaneity of the monoprint.” Her solo show there through October 31, titled simply “New Work,” features monoprints made with collagraph and solar-plate-etching techniques. Though Beatty’s imagery is abstract, she says it’s informed by landscapes, still lifes and human forms. “I see contrast and conversion when I draw shape and edge: bones that can be read as rigid or biomorphic, rusted metal that is both sharp and weathering,” she writes. Pictured: “Squared Lines XVI.”

't he deLight of decoy S': A bird decoy for each of the 25 years the museum has been open. Through October 31 at Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington. Info, 434-2167.

Biffie gaLLant : "A Touch of Glass," stained glass, jewelry and mixed-media panels in silver, copper and glass. Through October 31 at Island Arts South Hero Gallery. Info, 489-4023.

t om mer Win & diane La f ontaine : "Maui Artist in Residence," Merwin's Vermont landscapes paired with LaFontaine's mixed-media works depicting Hawaiian plants. Through November 1 at Merwin Gallery in Castleton. Info, 468-2592.

caLeB Stone : Watercolors and oils by the Massachusetts artist. Through November 4 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

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'arti St S f rom h oWard center' : Work by self-taught artists. Through November 28 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857. 'autumn in vermont art maSquerade' : Paintings by Jane Ashley, Gary Eckhart, Evelyn McFarlane and Hunter Eddy. Through November 30 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653. Ben Barne S: "New Landscapes," paintings of northern Vermont. Through October 15 at Parker Pie Co. in West Glover. Info, 525-3366.

char Lie h unter & Su San aBBott : "Vermont: A Place Apart," new paintings of the Vermont landscape. Through October 31 at West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943. 'curtain S Without Border S': Large-scale photographs documenting the history of painted theater curtains in Vermont. Through October 30 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261. dorothy martínez : "We the People," more than 50 figurative paintings celebrating political change in America. Through November 12 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. 'expo Sed': This annual outdoor sculpture exhibit includes site-specific installations by 17 regional and international artists around the gallery grounds, along the bike path and throughout town. Through October 13 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

Sam t hur Ston : "Poem Drawings," the artist's response to the poetry of William Carlos Williams, Geoffrey Chaucer and others. Through October 31 at Montgomery's Café in Newport. Info, 334-2626. Sto We vermont pLein air octo Berfe St 2012 : Artists spend two days capturing the fall foliage, then present the results in a group exhibit. Through October 28 at Galleria Fine Arte in Stowe. Info, 253-7696. WiLLard Boepp Le: "Tower, Temple, Shelf, Room and Loom," work by the sculptor known for his use of common utilitarian objects. Through October 13 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

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'a h iStory of impre SSioni Sm: great f rench painting S from the cLark' : A traveling exhibit of paintings by Bonnard, Corot, Degas, Gaugin, Manet, Millet, Monet, Morisot, Pissarro, Renoir, Sisley and Toulouse-Lautrec. October 13 through January 20 at Montréal Museum of Fine Arts. Info, 514-285-2000. h arry or Lyk : "Like Friends, Long Known," paintings of American farmland by the plein-air artist. Through November 4 at Plattsburgh State Art Museum, N.Y. Info, 518-564-2474. Septem Ber exhi Bition S: Paintings by Aline Ordman, Laurie Sverdlove, Kate Emlen, Marrin Robinson and Grace Ellis. Through October 12 at AVA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H. Info, 603-448-3117. SuSan Whe Lihan : "Pieced Together," piquetteassiette, or broken-plate, mosaic works inspired by the rural landscape. Through November 30 at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon, N.H. Info, 508-332-0318. m

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't ake me to the f air: an addi Son county t radition' : Photographs of the 2011 fair by Markham Starr, plus 19th- and early-20th-century fair posters, ribbons, photographs and other ephemera from the Sheldon collection. Through November 10 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Info, 388-2117.

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r o Samond o rford : "Elemental Matter: Rocks and Water," photographs that explore the designs, colors and patterns of the natural world. Through November 17 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 467-3701.

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pau L gruh Ler : Paintings that explore line, form and color. Through November 5 at Brown Library, Sterling College, in Craftsbury Common. Info, 586-7711, ext. 124.

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CALL TO ACTION Neeson totally phones it in as trouble magnet Bryan Mills.

Taken 2 ★

o many key players from the 2008 hit Taken appear in this pale imitation that it’s only natural to point at the newcomer when looking for somebody to blame. Director Olivier Megaton is new to the action franchise and probably as responsible as anyone for sucking the fun out of it. A former graffi ti artist with such titles as Transporter 3 and Colombiana to his credit, the fi lmmaker was born Olivier Fontana and “takes his name from his birthday,” according to the Internet Movie Database. The sixth of August 1965 was the 20th anniversary of the Hiroshima detonation. That seems fi tting in light of the big-screen bomb Megaton has just dropped on all of us. How ridiculous is this sequel? Liam Neeson reprises the role of ex-CIA operative Bryan Mills. When we last met, he employed his “very particular set of skills” to rescue daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) from the clutches of ruthless Albanian sex traffi ckers preying on clueless tourists in France. By the time he was fi nished, the population of Albania had officially fallen by several percentage points.

So, at the start of Taken 2, where does the previously levelheaded former agent travel for a freelance security assignment? Istanbul, of course. You know, the teeming Turkish capital only a few hours’ drive from Albania. And whom does he invite along for a relaxing getaway a few hundred miles from his mortal enemies? Two guesses. That’s right: his daughter and his ex-wife, Lenore (Famke Janssen) — whose remarriage, we learn, is on the rocks. What these clueless tourists fail to anticipate is that relatives of the men Mills mowed down in the fi rst fi lm have not only vowed to get revenge but have somehow learned every detail of the family’s itinerary, right down to the two women’s arrival time and the name of the hotel where the family is staying. Which makes kidnapping Mom and Dad a breeze. Nonsense this preposterous can only happen in a really poorly written screenplay. So it’s a bit surprising that the guys behind the script of this second installment are the same who penned the fi rst — producer Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen. These aren’t peabrained people. They’re collectively respon-

sible for a number of fi ne fi lms, among them La Femme Nikita, Taps and Léon: The Professional. So we have to assume they simply weren’t trying this time. Taken wasn’t exactly Citizen Kane, of course. It was, however, a thriller elevated by satisfying action sequences and keen psychological shadings. Having an actor of Neeson’s caliber at its center certainly didn’t hurt. It was easy to get behind the big man’s character, a resourceful fellow whose exwife dismisses his world-weary warnings until her world is turned upside down. Getting behind Bryan Mills isn’t remotely as easy here. For one thing, virtually all the calamities that befall his family are his fault — it’s like he’s had a lobotomy since the last fi lm. He

might as well have enrolled Kim at Balkan U. The new movie hasn’t a trace of its predecessor’s psychological nuances, and even the thrill of the fi ght scenes is gone. One gets the impression Megaton edited with a blender, chopping his footage into an incomprehensible blizzard of pistols, fi sts and ventilated bodies. Between the clumsy direction, the far-fetched, formulaic plotting and the clunky dialogue, this follow-up proves as silly as the fi rst fi lm was propulsively visceral. If you’re hoping for even a hint of the original’s appeal, allow me to quote the immortal words of its villain Marko from Tropoja: “Good luck.” RICK KISONAK

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Pitch Perfect ★★★

n some movies, bad taste is a virtue. It’s a sign that the fi lmmakers are as bored with the clichés of their genre as we are. Pitch Perfect opens with a sequence set at a national college a cappella competition at Lincoln Center, where a chirpy, all-female group called the Barden Bellas does an act that sums up everything that people who don’t like a cappella don’t like about a cappella. Until, that is, principal vocalist Aubrey (Anna Camp) fi nds herself indisposed. She doesn’t puke onstage in a genteel, ladylike or even realistic way — oh, no. She spews a hideous fountain of vomit reminiscent of the tall-tale sequence in Stand by Me. If your reaction to that scene is “What hath Bridesmaids wrought on chick fl icks?” then Pitch Perfect may not be for you. Pushing the raunch limits of a PG-13 rating, the fi lm takes a gleefully irreverent attitude toward everything except John Hughes movies. That includes its own plot, which was lifted straight from the sleepover favorite Bring It On. It’s still a girls-night-out fl ick, and moviegoers who shun song-and-dance sequences and ’80s pop hits should stay away. But Pitch Perfect is refreshingly heavy on goofing and light on schmaltz.

Anna Kendrick plays Beca, a Barden College freshman itching to run off to LA and start her career mixing “sick beats” as a DJ. Instead, unlikely circumstances conspire to compel her to try out for the Bellas, whose warbling she disdains. Meanwhile, weakstomached Aubrey is struggling to rebuild the Bellas after last year’s trouncing by the college’s all-male group, the Treble Makers — a coterie of amusingly smug glee-club nerds who fancy themselves rock stars. The Bellas need Beca’s strong voice, but her pleas to spice up their routines with “something written in this century” evoke many eye-rolls. Anyone who’s ever seen a comedy about an outsider shaking up a culty, traditionbound group knows exactly where this is going. But writer Kay Cannon (“30 Rock”) and fi rst-time feature director Jason Moore distract us from the tired plot beats with all manner of silliness, most of it provided by supporting characters. Kendrick is an Oscar-nominated actress, not to mention the only intentionally funny element in the Twilight movies. But here, stuck in the one-note role of a self-styled hipster who voices all the snarky comments viewers may be thinking about a cappella, she quickly becomes tiresome.

PITCHY BUSINESS Kendrick expresses her considered opinion of a cappella groups in Moore’s comedy.

The standout role belongs instead to Rebel Wilson, as a belter who introduces herself to the Bellas as Fat Amy, “so twiggy bitches like you can’t call me that behind my back.” She delivers such salvos in a breathy, deadpan whisper — a shtick that hasn’t changed since her turn in Bridesmaids, but still works for now. It may be getting tired by the time Wilson and Melissa McCarthy team up in the inevitable buddy comedy about large-andproud ladies navigating a size-2 world. Between Fat Amy and other colorful characters hogging the Bellas’ practice sessions, and performances featuring Beca’s energetic and sassy (if far from revolutionary) pop mash-ups, Pitch Perfect doesn’t have

many dull spots. Most of those involve Beca’s budding romance with a Treble Maker (Skylar Astin) who introduces her to The Breakfast Club. Who would have thought, in 1985, that Hughes’ taking-itself-way-too-seriously teen-angst fl ick would become a touchstone for the youth of the 21st century? Luckily, Pitch Perfect owes more to the scattershot, whatever-it-takes comic style of the Hughes who wrote Sixteen Candles and National Lampoon’s Vacation. As movies about freshscrubbed young people harmonizing go, it’s surprisingly fun. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N

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BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD★★★1/2 This Sundance hit is a near-future fantasy about a delta community grappling with radical environmental change, told from the perspective of a 6-year-old girl (Quvenzhané Wallis). With Dwight Henry and Levy Easterly. Benh Zeitlin makes his feature directorial debut. (93 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 10/11) THE CAMPAIGN★★1/2 Two schemers plot to run a naïf (Zach Galifianakis) against an established incumbent (Will Ferrell) for a seat in Congress in this comedy from director Jay (Meet the Fockers) Roach. With Jason Sudeikis and Dylan McDermott. (97 min, R. Big Picture) END OF WATCH★★★★★ David (Street Kings) Ayer, known for his gritty police dramas, wrote and directed this one about two young cops who find themselves the targets of a murderous cartel. Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Peña and Anna Kendrick star. (109 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

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HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET★1/2 Jennifer Lawrence and Elisabeth Shue learn that homes where someone killed their parents should probably be avoided, much like cabins in the woods, in this horror flick from director Mark Tonderai. With Max Thieriot. (101 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Marquis) LOOPER★★★★1/2 In a world where time travel works, a mob hitman (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) gets an assignment to kill his future self (Bruce Willis) in this sci-fi thriller from director Rian (Brick) Johnson. With Emily Blunt, Jeff Daniels and Piper Perabo. (119 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

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ARBITRAGE★★★ Richard Gere plays a venture capitalist who finds himself in hot water for his dodgy dealings in this financial thriller from writer-director Nicholas Jarecki. With Susan Sarandon and Brit Marling. (100 min, R. Palace, Savoy)

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friday 12 — thursday 18 *Argo 1 (Sat & Sun only), 3:40, 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat only). *Here comes the Boom 1:20 (Sat & Sun only), 4, 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat only). taken 2 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 3:50, 7, 9 (Fri & Sat only). Hotel transylvania 1:10 (Sat & Sun only), 3:30, 6:30, 8:30 (Fri & Sat only).

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« P.85 European Union in Taken — well, now he’s vacationing in Istanbul. And those thugs’ loved ones want revenge. With Maggie Grace and Famke Janssen. Olivier (Colombiana) Megaton directed. (120 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

THE MASTER★★★★ Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a midcentury guru who recruits Joaquin Phoenix for his new religion — or, some might say, cult — in this ambitious period drama from Paul Thomas (There Will Be Blood) Anderson. With Amy Adams and Jesse Plemons. (137 min, R. Palace, Savoy)

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE★★★ An aging baseball scout (Clint Eastwood) reconnects with his estranged daughter (Amy Adams) and proves he can still spot talent in this drama that sounds like a counterargument to Moneyball. Robert Lorenz makes his feature directing debut. (111 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe)

MOONRISE KINGDOM★★★★1/2 Writer-director Wes Anderson returns with this whimsical period drama, set in the 1960s, in which two kids on a bucolic New England island decide to run away together. With Jared Gilman, Kara Hayward, Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton and Bill Murray. (94 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 10/11)

WON’T BACK DOWN★★ Viola Davis and Maggie Gyllenhaal play two moms who take over their kids’ failing urban school in this drama from director Daniel (Beastly) Barnz. With Holly Hunter and Oscar Isaac. (121 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace; ends 10/11)

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN 1/2★ Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton play a childless couple who, instead of adopting, bury their wishes for their ideal child in their backyard — only to find said kid sprouting there. Peter Hedges directed this Disney drama. (104 min, PG. Big Picture)

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PROMETHEUS★★★1/2 Director Ridley Scott returns with this dark SF thriller about a team exploring a planet in preparation for human colonization. Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace and Idris Elba star. (127 min, R)

PARANORMAN★★★ A boy who can communicate with the dead seeks a productive use for his ghoulish talent in this stop-motion animation from Laika, the studio behind Coraline. With the voices of Kodi Smit-McPhee, Anna Kendrick and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Chris Butler and Sam (The Tale of Despereaux) Fell directed. (92 min, PG. Sunset; ends 10/14)

THE RAVEN 1/2★ In which Edgar Allan Poe becomes a serial-killer-hunting action hero, played by John Cusack. With Alice Eve, Luke Evans and Brendan Gleeson. James McTeigue directed. (110 min, R)

PITCH PERFECT★★★ Bring It On with warbling? Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow play members of an all-female college a capella group who go for broke in their battle with the boys. With Rebel Wilson. Director Jason Moore makes his feature debut. (112 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

RESTLESS CITY: An African immigrant musician struggles to make it in New York City in this drama from director Andrew Dosunmu. With Sy Alassane and Nicole Grey. Read a web-only review this Friday on sevendaysvt.com. (80 min, R)

SLEEPWALK WITH ME★★★★1/2 Standup comic Mike Birbiglia brings the autobiographical tale he told on “This American Life” — about his problems committing to his girlfriend (Lauren Ambrose) while struggling with a sleep disorder — to the screen. With Carol Kane and Kristen Schaal. Birbiglia and Seth Barrish directed. (91 min, NR. Roxy)

ROCK OF AGES★★ Based on the Broadway musical loaded with ’80s hair-metal hits, this is the movie where Tom Cruise plays a rock god, with Julianne Hough as a small-town girl chasing her dream in Hollywood. Adam Shankman directed. (123 min, PG-13)

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David and Mindi Rice, both 29, spent the evening at their home in Pasco County, Fla., injecting themselves with prescription drugs and having sex with a 24-year-old woman, according to sheriff’s deputies. They all fell asleep. When Mindi Rice awoke during the night, she found her husband having sex with their friend, but without her. She grabbed a loaded revolver, threatened to kill the woman and fired a round into the ceiling. David Rice grabbed the gun and threatened to kill his wife, firing a bullet that missed her head. Meanwhile, the younger woman called 911 and fled. When deputies arrived, the Rices refused to come outside, so a SWAT team was assembled. After a two-hour standoff, the couple came outside, but the husband fought with deputies, who shocked him with a Taser, and ran back inside. Negotiators finally talked him into surrendering. In addition to filing multiple charges, deputies found that Mindi Rice was on probation for stealing a credit card in 2011 so she could use it to bail her husband out of jail. (Tampa Bay Times)

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Even though Somali piracy is lessening, the pirates are becoming more businesslike in their approach. They now have packets of paperwork with their own letterhead. An example, written in memo form and stamped with a skull and crossbones logo, was addressed to the owner of one seized ship. It begins: “welcome to Jamal’s Pirate Action Group (J.P.A.G.) and you have to follow

by our law to return back your vessel and crew safely.” It sums up: “Do not imagine that we are making to you intimidation,” and concludes “Best regards,” followed by the signature of Jamal Faahiye, the General Commander of the Group. An expert in ransom negotiations said it makes sense for Jamal and his colleagues to appear well organized. “They want to get their money,” Derek S.T. Baldwin of IBIS International said. “If they present themselves and behave as someone who will live up to their commitment to give us the package in good condition, we are much more likely to go ahead and pay the ransom easily and efficiently. If they present themselves as a non-structured group of disorganized loons, they stand an awful better chance of having an extraction team show up on their front porch and shoot them.” (Reuters)

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A Scottish company has installed two of its flameless cremation machines in Florida and Minnesota, and eight more states have passed legislation allowing their use. The Resomation machines dissolve the deceased in an alkaline solution, which is heated under pressure, reducing the body to skeletal remains in the form of a white powder that can be given to the family. Resomation Ltd., a Glasgow-based subsidiary of Co-operative Funeralcare claims the process produces a third less greenhouse gas than cremation, uses a seventh of the energy and allows for the complete separation of mercury-based dental amalgam for safe disposal. (BBC News)

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Hoping to provoke a Bigfoot sighting by dressing up in a costume and standing alongside a highway outside Kalispell, Montana, Randy Lee Tenley, 44, died after a car hit him, knocking him into the middle of the road, where a second car ran over him. The drivers were two girls, ages 15 and 17. Noting that Tenley’s costume was a military-style “Ghillie suit,” consisting of strips of camouflage fabric, Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider observed, “He probably would not have been very easy to see at all.” (Associated Press)

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A woman drove to the police station in La Crosse, Wis., and told an officer she wanted to drop off her husband because he was “talking stupidly” and swearing. The husband, Johnnie Bolds, 53, had two outstanding warrants and was arrested. (La Crosse Tribune)

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either become more intensely interesting or else more intensely confusing — and it’s largely up to you which direction it goes. For best results, express yourself clearly and with maximum integrity.

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(april 20-May 20): if it were within my power, i’d help you identify the new feelings you have not yet been able to understand. i would infuse you with the strength you would need to shed the worn-out delusions that are obstructing your connection to far more interesting truths. and i would free you from any compulsion you have to live up to expectations that are not in alignment with your highest ideals. alas, i can’t make any of these things happen all by myself. so i hope you will rise to the occasion and perform these heroic feats under your own power.

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“Hello Dear Sir: I would like to place a large order for yellow chicken curry, cherry cream cheese cupcakes, and sour, malty Belgian golden ale. It’s for my birthday party this Saturday, and will need to serve exactly 152 people. My agent will pick it up at 11 a.m. Please have it ready on time. — Ms. Lori Chandra.” Dear Ms. Chandra: I am an astrologer, not a caterer, so I’m afraid I can’t fulfill your order. It’s admirable that you know so precisely what you want and are so authoritative about trying to get it; but please remember how crucial it is to seek the fulfillment of your desires from a source that can actually fulfill them. You’re a Libra, right? Your birthday is this week? Thanks for giving me an excuse to send this timely message to all of your fellow Libras.

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): Dutch graphic artist M.C. escher (1898-1972) was a gemini. He liked to depict seemingly impossible structures, like stairways in which people who climbed to the top arrived at the bottom. i nominate him to be your patron saint in the coming week. you should have his talent for playing with tricks and riddles in ways that mess with everyone’s boring certainties. Here are four escher quotes you can feel free to use as your own. 1. “are you really sure that a floor can’t also be a ceiling?” 2. “My work is a game, a very serious game.” 3. “i think it’s in my basement; let me go upstairs and check.” 4. “only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.” caNceR

sexually suggestive text messages are delivered to the wrong number. take precautions to make sure you’re not among that 10 percent in the coming weeks. it will be extra important for you to be scrupulous in communicating about eros and intimacy. The stakes will be higher than usual. togetherness is likely to

mering archetype that begins with the letter “s” has been trying to catch your attention, leo — sometimes in subliminal and serpentine ways. Why haven’t you fully tuned in yet? Could it be because you’re getting distracted by mildly entertaining but ultimately irrelevant trivia? i’m hoping to shock you out of your erroneous focus. Here’s the magic trigger code that should do the trick: Psssssssssst! now please do what you can to make yourself very receptive to the slippery, spidery signals of the simmeringly sublime surge.

ViRgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): Don’t burn down a bridge you haven’t finished building yet. oK, Virgo? Don’t try to “steal” things that already belong to you, either. and resist the urge to flee from creatures that are not even pursuing you. Catch my drift? stop yourself anytime you’re about to say nasty things about yourself behind your own back, and avoid criticizing people for expressing flaws that you yourself have, and don’t go to extraordinary lengths to impress people you don’t even like or respect. Pretty please? This is a phase of your astrological cycle when you should put an emphasis on keeping things simple and solid and stable. scoRPio

(oct. 23-nov. 21): Here comes the big reveal of the month; the trick ending of the year; and maybe the most unusual happiness of the decade. any day now you will get the chance to decipher the inside story that’s beneath the untold story that’s hidden within the secret story. i won’t be surprised if one of your most sophisticated theories about the nature of reality gets cracked, allowing you to recover at least a measure of primal innocence. i suggest you start practicing the arts of laughing while you cry and crying while you laugh right now. That way you’ll be all warmed up when an old style of give-and-take comes to an end, ultimately making way for a more profound new give-and-take.

sagittaRiUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): There’s almost nothing about the dandelion that humans can’t make use of. People of many different countries have eaten its buds, leaves, and greens. besides being tasty, it contains high levels of several vitamins and minerals. its flowers are the prime ingredient in dandelion wine, and its roots have been turned into

a coffee substitute. Herbalists from a variety of traditions have found medicinal potency in various parts of the plant. last but not least, dandelions are pretty and fun to play with! in the coming weeks, sagittarius, i invite you to approach the whole world as if it were a dandelion. in other words, get maximum use and value out of every single thing with which you interact.

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(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “intellect confuses intuition,” asserted painter Piet Mondrian. i don’t think that’s always true, even for creative artists. but in the coming week, i suspect it’ll be important for you to take into consideration. so make sure you know the difference between your analytical thinking and your gut-level hunches, and don’t let your thinking just automatically override your hunches. Here’s more helpful advice from painter robert genn: “The job of the intellect is to give permission to the intuition, and it’s the job of intuition to know when intellect is once again appropriate.”

aQUaRiUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): it’s time to seek help from outside the magic circle you usually stay inside. you need to call on extracurricular resources — people and animals and deities who can offer useful interventions and delightful serendipity and unexpected deliverance. The remedies that work for you most of the time just won’t be applicable in the coming days. The usual spiritual appeals will be irrelevant. i’m not saying that you are facing a dire predicament; not at all. What i’m suggesting is that the riddles you will be asked to solve are outside the purview of your customary guides and guidelines. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): These days, lobsters are regarded as a luxury food, but that wasn’t the case among early americans. in the 17th and 18th centuries, the large crustaceans were meals that were thought to be suitable only for poor people and prisoners. Wealthy folks wouldn’t touch the stuff. after examining your astrological omens, Pisces, i’m wondering if your future holds a similar transformation. i think there could very well be a rags-to-riches story in which an ignored or denigrated thing ascends to a more important role.

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(June 21-July 22): The Venus flytrap is a remarkable plant that gobbles up insects and spiders. its leaves do the dirty work, snapping shut around its unsuspecting prey. evolution has made sure that the flowers of the Venus flytrap sit atop a high stalk at a safe distance from where all the eating takes place. This guarantees that pollinators visiting the flowers don’t get snagged by the carnivorous leaves below. so the plant gets both of its main needs met: a regular supply of food and the power to disseminate its seeds. i’ll ask you to derive a lesson from all this, Cancerian. be sure that in your eagerness to get the energy you need, you don’t interfere with your ability to spread your influence and connect with your allies.

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