moment for me. Dog walk sometime? When: Wednesday, June 13, 2012. Where: church Street. You: man. me: Woman. #910305
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thE FuNNY hoNEY Though I only saw you in brevity, You made my engine revvity... and made my heart pound heavity, whilst you told jokes at levity! When: Thursday, June 7, 2012. Where: Levity, 9 center St. You: Woman. me: Woman. #910304
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thurSDAY LuNch At mExicALi I walked in to meet a friend for lunch and I said to you “two please.” You looked at me kinda stunned... of course you would, you worked at Best Buy and was waiting for your lunch. You commented on my hair. Your name was Brandon and wore a black Best Buy shirt. Drink some time at a table for two? When: Thursday, June 14, 2012. Where: mexicali at lunchtime. You: man. me: Woman. #910317 u mALL SAt morNiNg Hi. You were painting the wall at nail place. I casually walked by once and you smiled. You were talking to another woman. I walked back by and you said hi. Me: short dark hair, was with a coworker. Beer? Dancing? Coffee? When: Saturday, June 16, 2012. Where: u mall. You: man. me: Woman. #910316
smile again, can I buy you a coffee sometime? When: Wednesday, June 13, 2012. Where: route 2A Williston. You: Woman. me: man. #910309
A chANcE If nothing more than to show you what trust and love is and could be when we are indeed together, then a chance to be the friends we were and become the people we are meant to be. It’s a lot to ask of a little thing... When:
rE: oh mY gooDNESS BroWN EYES... so I think I’m the girl with red hair and brown eyes. I don’t know any other redheads with brown eyes. If I’m her, cool, email me back? When: Saturday, June 9, 2012. Where: jolley williston. You: man. me: Woman. #910308
tANto KASSSquAtch I saw you playing shuffleboard three years ago and have spied you since. I dearly miss having the chance to see your glowing face and personality. Yesterday I saw a woman on your electra, she looked just like you, I held my breath hoping it was YoU I had spied. I miss my Kass. When: Saturday, June 16, 2012. Where: grant Street. You: Woman. me: man. #910314
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From mE to You Thank you for all of your love, support and endless smiles. You’re such a wonderful person, and I am so lucky to have you in my life. always know that I love you with all of my being. ox When: Thursday, February 24, 2011. Where: every day. You: man. me: Woman. #910311
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I am an active, passionate 49-year-old with a lot to offer that special someone. I have several interests, enjoy life and look for the good in everyone. I consider myself attractive, and others have told me the same. I have been on several dating sites. My dilemma is that when it comes to photos, I am not photogenic. Photos just don’t do me justice. I have tried posting a profile with and without a photo. I tend to get more response without the photo, as they are more interested in the substance of my profile. However, once I send a photo, the communication ends with no explanation. Looks are important, but they are not everything! How can I keep the conversation going beyond the photo and turn it into a first date?
Signed,
Discouraged
Dear D,
Being photogenic has nothing to do with one’s looks. I know classic beauties who can’t take a good photo and others who are greatly helped by the right camera angle and lighting. It’s a crapshoot, and when it comes to creating online dating profiles, it can cause a headache. As online dating culture has evolved, photos have become all but mandatory — most sites now allow users to weed out profiles without photos in searches. I suggest putting some time and effort into snapping the right picture to post on your profile. Do you have a friend who’s handy with a camera? Ask him or her to help you out with a mini photo shoot — photographers are paid to find your good side, and all you need is one good shot. If you don’t have any photographer friends, set up your own dating focus group. Gather a few of your most trusted friends and ask them to choose their favorite photo of you. Others can often see us more clearly than we can see ourselves, and your friends might pick a photo you would never dream of posting. And remember, online dating is not the only way to meet people. If you feel you’re better in person, why not volunteer for an event or organization where you might meet other singles? You can also try a singles party. Seven Days hosts a variety of events where you can show your best side in person.
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ShADES AND SmiLE It was about 6:45pm. I was turning left out of the Chittenden Bank on rte 2. You did a double take and gave me a big smile. I think you were in a silver or gray car. I was in a black Honda. I’d like see that
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Light iN mY EYES To the young woman of the the Thin Blue line, I have to say it was fun to have you shine your light in my eyes. The only thing brighter was your smile when we shook hands. Hope you found the trailer owner on Western ave. Would love to talk over a tea or coffee sometime. When: Friday, June 1, 2012. Where: Western Avenue. You: Woman. me: man. #910310
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You SmiLED i KNEW it We passed each other in front of Bruggers Bagels at 6:57 a.m. Thursday, June 14th, 2012. You greeted me with the most beautiful smile, which I reciprocated. I would love to see your smile again sometime while sharing a cup of coffe or tea. When: Thursday, June 14, 2012. Where: Bruggers Bagels church Street. You: Woman. me: man. #910312
rED chucKS AND huSKY saw you on lower Church street, walking your red husky, “tenth doctor” red Chuck Taylors, inked arms, stunning visage. Me: Black T-shirt, floral skirt, glasses and long brown hair. I know we only locked eyes briefly but it was a very long
LADY trooPEr oh gee! Usually I’m wretchedly scared of police, however I couldn’t help but blush when you inquired as to what had happened next door to my sundae devouring. little 441, just know that you are a serious cutie! When: monday, June 11, 2012. Where: Bristol. You: Woman. me: Woman. #910301
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FoxY At thE roxY adorable curvy brunette: I wish I would have asked you out when I had the chance, but I was always with my guy friends and too shy. You haven’t been there the last few times I’ve gone to see a movie so I’m thinking you might have gotten a different job. I hope you got to see Marigold Hotel first. When: Sunday, June 3, 2012. Where: roxy cinemas. You: Woman. me: man. #910313
Your BAcK iS Art To the stunningly beautiful woman I have seen around town with the amazing tree “growing” on your back: Your tattoo is almost as breathtaking as you. Your eyes can make a man weak in the knees and your smile melts hearts. When: Friday, June 1, 2012. Where: around Burlington. You: Woman. me: man. #910306
couLDN’t BE ANY othEr WAY You lean against the doorjamb, brushing your teeth, gazing at me in your bed; morning sunlight floods the room - come closer. When: Friday, June 1, 2012. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. me: man. #910302
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thE truth iS out thErE Have you ever flown a flying saucer? afterward sex seems trite. The truth is out there, and it lies within you. I cannot wait to begin year 5. When: Wednesday, July 30, 2008. Where: over the stars. You: man. me: Woman. #910307
oLDE NorthENDEr? mANhAttAN PizzA 6/15 We met last night and I don’t remember much but I was really sad when you didn’t want to be my friend anymore, maybe because of something about my pizza and your face, or maybe something I said. I’m very sorry and I hope you’ll forgive me or just not recognize me in the future. When: Friday, June 15, 2012. Where: Burlington. You: man. me: Woman. #910315
Sunday, may 27, 2012. Where: it’s been a while. You: Woman. me: man. #910303