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TRACKING VIEWS..... In your June 16 issue, you p u b lished a letter by T ibor Bernath o f Burlington, in w hich he took your paper and Peter Freyne to task for n ot m aking a “com plete disclo sure” o f Freyne’s “political affini ties and allegiances.” Mr. Bernath, it w ould seem,

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affect us all, and clearly people w anted to see it w ith people they felt a connection with. I’m sure some o f the groups were also there in part due to the advance encour agement from the M oveO n PAC. T h e film is excellent. T he con tent is riveting from start to fin ish. T here are no dull m om ents. C onsistent w ith his other work, M oore tells a story com bining salient recent material w ith cultur al iconography to create a context. T he story he tells is absolutely chilling. There are people who will attem pt to dismiss this film as

PROTECT AND SERVE? under said four hours or for having T h e American Lung Association not watched any T V at all. “wants to stop the num ber-one M aybe in the future Kuprych cause o f preventable d e a th ...” m ight be m otivated to offer intel according to Rebecca Ryan’s June ligent alternatives to your “Turn 30 letter. T his may be a noble o ff your T V ” mantra? Walter I. Zeichner Just a thought. cause, but, Ms. Ryan, you fail to JERICHO I, myself, happen to watch a acknowledge that, regardless o f cigarette-sm oking hazards, it good am ount o f television each TAKE A HIKE and every m onth (less in the sum remains an issue o f choice. H ence Regarding M ark Kuprych’s June 30 mer for obvious reasons). I am well Freyne’s George O rw ell 1984 ref letter: Maybe it’s me, b u t calling 'read, I exercise every other day, erence. people who watch more than four play com puter games, work a full Please read “G etting Roofied,” hours o f T V a m onth “fucking ass time job in the day, and at nights [June 30], because the association holes” doesn’t really show you’re a and days off I have a full-time job between your organization and more enlightened individual for the police is, b oth are chasing o f being a freelance artist. I’ve been not having watched television for drugs to protect us from ourselves. to five years/of art school and I am constantly trying to upgrade my M eanwhile, we have free-roaming education as an artist during my predators/terrorists that lop off (e» h Supe..^ breasts. A nd, it is n o t an issue o f day job and my night job. So please, Mark, think before choice for the victim. W om en need protection from these preda you decide to insult other people that you have litde or no idea tors and the m en in their lives, about. Instead o f writing nasty let n ot from drugs. T h e policies you ters to people you don’t care about project ensure w om en shall be anyway, you could be outside, hik abused, raped, m aimed, m urdered ing a m ountain and trying to better and drug-free! your mind. In fact, w hat the hell Sandy Ward am I doing inside writing to some UNDERHILL one who isn’t going to care w hat I say anyway? I’m goin’ hiking!

propaganda. Well, everything’s propaganda. W e’re glutted w ith it from the corporate-governm ent collaboration media. Fahrenheit 9/11 offers a look at the facts w ithout the spin the fascists have been putting on it. If the G erm an people had a similar film during H itler’s rise, and they responded w ith care and intelligence, m uch suffering and horror m ight have been avoided. As painful as it is for Ameri cans to look at it, we must acknow ledge that Bush and com pany have staged a takeover o f our gov ernm ent, our econom y and our

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country, all for the econom ic gain o f a few bloated, psychologically underdeveloped power-mongers. Fahrenheit 9/11 is like a blow-byblow o f how it happened, and the m ost im m ediate results.

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"L eu n ig s is coolest p la c e to be o n a h o t s u m m e r n ig h t a n d th e h o tte st p la c e to be o n a co ld w in te r's —Francine Raymer, State Agency Manager, Stewart Title Guaranty Co.

J o h n s fo r A m e r ic a ! emocrat John Kerry made it official Tuesday; Sen. John Edwards of N orth Carolina — the cutest, sexiest, smartest Democrat since Bill Clinton — will be Long John Serious designated running mate. Two Johns will be standing side by side, hoping to steer America back on course. The Plumbers’ Union must be thrilled, eh? * - Edwards’ selection also comes as the offi cial death knell for the national political aspirations of Vermont’s newest national star,

Howard Dean. Let’s face it. The chances of Kerry picking another New Englander for the ticket were between slim and none. Nonetheless, Dean Diehards had been mounting a petition drive to get H o-H o’s vice-presidential candidacy before the delegates at the upcoming Boston Tea Party. Let’s hope they handle reality well. More about Dr. Dean later. Y’all know, Johnny Vice President actual ly has a pretty significant Vermont connec tion. Its evidenced by the fact that he was U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy’s top pick. Leahy, you see, took a fatherly shine to ' Young John back in 1998. Since St. Patrick _ had no serious Republican opposition that year (just like this year), he directed campaign con tributors to the North Carolina senate race. There, Republican Sen. Jesse Helm’s clone, Sen. Lauch Faircloth, was being challenged by an articulate young lawyer from humble beginnings who’d won a courthouse reputation for standing up for the little guy. Edwards defeated Faircloth. And he had been a U.S. senator for just a few weeks when Sen. Leahy not only recruited him for the Judiciary Com mittee but tapped him to serve on the three-member Democratic panel that would handle depositions in the impeachment o f President Bill Clinton. Leahy and Edwards sat side by side in the presidential suite of the Mayflower Hotel when Monica Lewinsky was deposed by Republican lawyers. Ah, the good old days when, presidential sins were strictly sexual! A Leahy told Seven Days he chose Edwards over more senior Democrats because of his courtroom experience. St. Patrick may be a lawyer, but he hadn’t taken a deposition since his state’s attorney days 30 years previ ous. He needed legal talent, and Edwards topped the list. We’ll never forget the first time we met John Edwards in Vermont. It was the Democrat Party fall dinner back in 2001. We were already closely following Howard Dean’s “secret” presidential quest. Many thought we had a screw loose. At the time Edwards, unlike Dean, was already on everyone’s presidential futures list. St. Patrick joked that night that he didn’t know which ticket sounded better “DeanEdwards or “Edwards-Dean.” At least the ever-prescient Leahy got- it half right, eh? H o-H o dropped by the dinner at the Capitol Plaza just as folks were finishing the main, course. He never mixed it up with the out-of-state visitor. Couldn’t help but get the feeling Dean was there that night to send John Edwards a message. H o-H o was introduced first and gave a preview o f the new and improved Howard

Dean that folks in Iowa would be seeing a year later. Let’s just say Dean wowed ’em! It was a shot fired across Edwards’ bow. W hen Edwards’ turn came, the N orth Carolinian read from a prepared text. Boring would be too kind a word to describe Johnny Handsome’s speech that night. In the hallway afterwards, yours truly and Tracy Schmaler of the Vermont Press Bureau cornered Sen. Edwards as Godfather Leahy stood guard close by. At the time, November 2001, Vermont was all alone when it came to marriage rights for same-sex couples. The Massachu setts Supreme C ourt ruling was years away. Edwards was asked his position on gay marriage. We quickly learned that it was not a topic he was used to dealing with back home. “Y’all got to understand,” said Sen. Handsome with a gasp that quickly turned into a smile, “I come from N orth Carolina.” “And he supports Vermont civil unions!” declared St. Patrick as he swiftly put his arm around Edwards’ shoulder and steered his pro tege down the hall and out of harm’s way. P.S. Tracy Schmaler is today the press sec retary for the Senate Judiciary Com mittee on which Leahy and Edwards serve. Small world, eh? And, Seven Days has learned, on that November night history could have taken a turn for the worse. According to informed sources, Edwards’ flight out of Barre in a one-engine plane almost turned into a disaster. In flight, the pilot realized one of the rear doors was ajar. We’re told he asked Edwards to crawl back and try to close it. The aircraft made an emergency landing at a small strip in upstate New York. The same sources also say Edwards’ staff was soon calling Leahy’s staff asking “what the hell was up” with this pumped-up Howard Dean guy who stole the show on that cold and rainy November night.

This Just In! — According to a reliable source, Republican State Sen. John Bloomer Jr. o f Rutland has told friends he will not seek reelection. The Senate G O P leader is a class act. G O P State Chair Jim Barnett told Seven Days he was not aware o f Bloomer’s decision. N ot hard to picture Attorney Bloomer wearing judicial robes in the not too distant future, eh, Guv? As Seven Days was going to press, Bloomer called to confirm his departure from the Vermont Senate.

Speaking of Ho-Ho — Dr. Dean’s Democracy for America office in South Burlington p ut out a statement Tuesday m orning following the announcem ent of John Kerry’s choice for veep; “John Edwards is a smart choice for John Kerry. A Kerry-Edwards ticket will bring energy, com m itm ent and a new vision for _

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in Toledo, Ohio, said that Cranston Baccus, 30, and Joseph Allen Wilson, 18, planned to rob a grocery store by having Baccus pose as a cus tomer while Wilson threatened to shoot him unless the cashier emptied the register. Just before the cashier handed over the money, however, Wilson’s gun accidentally fired, killing Baccus. Wilson fled but was appre hended shordy after. • John Parker and Rick Owens of Kerens, Ohio, were arrested and charged with pos sessing counterfeit money after an off-duty police officer spotted them in a Wal-Mart parking lot leisurely cutting the bills before going into the store to spend them. Athens police searched the suspect’s vehicle and

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The American Way Canadian university student Brandon Buchan, 21, ordered an MP3 player over the Internet, but the pawn shop that auctioned the device on eBay sent him an unloaded .22-caliber Smith & Wesson handgun and a firearms license instead. “I was shocked to see it was a gun,” Buchan said after he notified the authorities. “I’m not a hit man. I was mostly confused about it all.”

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ROLAND SWEET_______ Beats the Middle Seat Singapore Airlines said that its new Airbus A340-500 aircraft would include a “corpse cupboard” in case of an in-flight death. “On the rare occa sion when a passenger passes away during a flight, the crew will do all that is possible to manage the situation with sensitivity and respect,” an airline official said. “Unfortun ately, given the space constraints in an air craft cabin, it is not always possible to find a row of seats where the deceased passenger can be placed and covered in a dignified manner, although this is always the preferred option. The compartment will be used only if no suitable space can be found elsewhere in the cabin.”

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Sweet Treat Chocolate bars that could help men and women achieve orgasm are on the way, according to sex expert Dr. Trudy Barber. She told the European Federation of Sexology Conference in Brighton, England, that the chocolates, which could be available within five years, will contain higher than normal levels of the chemical phenyl ethylamine, which the body releases during sex.

Next Time Call a Cab Fidel Cueva, 41, boarded a Los Angeles-bound Greyhound bus, but when he found out it was an express that didn’t stop in Ventura, authorities said he went to the back, removed an emergency window and jumped out, even though the bus was traveling 55 mph. Cueva hit the freeway, rolled and came to rest in the fast lane, where several cars had to swerve to miss him. He suffered only a few cuts and bruises.

Do It for Your Country Australia’s treas urer declared that couples owe it to their country to have more children and urged them to get on with the job. “You go home and do your patriotic duty tonight,” Peter Costello said when a journalist asked if he was “the family-friendly treasurer saying get out there and procreate.” Costello promised $2083 for every baby born as part of a $13.3 billion “family package” to be distributed over five years. “If you can have children, it’s a good thing to do,” Costello said. “You should have one for your husband, one for your wife and one for your country,” Costello said, adding that some Australians would have to go one step further by having extra children to make up the gap left by friends who “aren’t even replicating themselves.”

Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine A June 23 baseball game between Texas and Seattle is believed to be the first time in majorleague history that two shooting victims faced each other. Seatde’s third baseman Jolbert Cabrera, who was shot in the buttocks in an attempted carjacking on Dec. 21, 2001, in Cartagena, Colombia, batted against Texas pitcher Nick Bierbrodt, who was shot twice at a drive-in restaurant on June 7, 2002. Cabrera got two hits off Bierbrodt, but Bierbrodt was the winning pitcher.

Irony Illustrated Linda Atkin of Sheffield, England, collected 10,000 signatures on a petiuon to save the neighborhood post office. She sent the petition to postal officials by registered mail but was told that it never arrived. After an investigatidn failed to turn up the document, the Royal Mail sent Atkin a book of 12 postage stamps as compensation. • Ooi Yee Seng, 36, was on her way to a rally in Malaysia’s Johor Jaya state to protest an outbreak of purse-snatchings when a man on a motorcycle snatched her purse.

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In effect, the court told the FCC to go back and re-read its mission about regulating the airwaves in the public interest. Among those who hailed the court deci sion was the Prometheus Radio Project o f Philadelphia, which brought the original suit to stay the F C C ’s controversial decision in June 2003 that would have made it much easier for large corporations to gobble up a bigger slice o f the media pie. The Prometheus Radio Project has been a major advocate o f increasing the diversity o f voices and views on the airwaves through lowpower FM (LPFM) — small, com m unityowned and operated radio stations that reach just a few miles from the transmitter. At least two unlicensed com m unity stations in Vermont — Free Radio Burlington and Radio Free Brattleboro — have petitioned the FC C for LPFM licenses, thus far w ith out success. A nother major backer o f LPFM is V ermont’s Senator Patrick Leahy, who recently introduced a bill (S.2503) w ith Arizona Sen. John M cCain to speed the F C C ’s process o f issuing LPFM licenses. Ever since low-power was created in January 2000 to “enhance locally focused, com m u nity-oriented radio broadcasting,” the FC C has received more than 3400 applications for licenses. However, before the Com m is sion could fully im plem ent LPFM , large broadcasters, represented by the N ational Association o f Broadcasters, expressed unw arranted fears about radio interference and spooked Congress into halting the pro gram. As a result, Congress ordered the FC C to hire an independent engineering Firm to study the problem. Well, guess what? Two years and more than $2 million later, the independent study confirmed w hat LPFM advocates have been

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Spreading a different kind of grassroots message, representatives from the Alliance@ IBM, a union o f some 6000 IBM employ ees in the U nited States, did their part to show their solidarity w ith fellow IBM employees in India. O n the mornings of June 21 and 22, workers arriving at IBM facilities in Bangalore, India, were greeted w ith leaflets introducing them to the union and inviting them to learn more about w hat’s happening to IBM employees in Vermont and elsewhere in the U nited States. In particular, the leaflets tried to dis pel the notion that IBM employees in the U.S. are hostile to their Indian counterparts as a result o f Big Blue’s decision to o u t source jobs to India. “The press and the big [information-tech nology] companies will tell you that American workers hate Indians. They say that Americans are angry with Indians for ‘taking our jobs.’ This is not true,” the flyers read. “We know that, as IBM employees, there is much more that brings us together than drives us apart.” The flyers go on to explain some o f the rea sons why Alliance@IBM formed in the 1990s, including changes made in employees’ pen sion plans. “O n the heels o f the IBM stockholder meedng, we also wanted to show IBM that we will challenge them anywhere, be it Provi dence, Rhode Island, or Bangalore, India,” explains Ailiance@IBM National Coordinator Lee Conrad. No word yet on what kind of response the union has received.

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ing that giving synthetic H G H to healthy males over 60 with reduced levels of natural H G H significantly slowed aging. The Rudman group injected 12 men r;ges 61 to 81 with H G H three times a week. After six months they found that the men averaged 9 percent more lean body mass, 14 percent less body fat, 7 percent greater skin thickness, and a 2 percent increase in lumbar vertebra density. Meanwhile a control group showed no change. In an accompanying editorial, the NEJM said in essence: This is pretty cool (the sober world of medical research being what it is, the actual phrase was “an impor tant beginning”). But we don’t know enough about possi ble long-term effects of supplemental H G H, and much of what we do know isn’t good — serious drawbacks include increased risk of diabetes, arthritis and congestive heart failure. So don’t go running out to Rexall just yet. Internet hucksters paid no attention. Some spammed the world about dietary supplements that supposedly increase the body’s production of H G H ; meanwhile, sev eral websites hawked oral or inhaled versions of H G H. Many cited the Rudman study as support for their claims. The NEJM got fed up and published more arti cles saying: We’ve never endorsed the use of H G H to combat aging, we’ve seen no proof that so-called enhancers have therapeutic value, oral and inhaled H GH probably won’t work for technical reasons, and dietary supplements aren’t regulated by the FDA. (All of the articles, including the Rudman study, are available on the NEJM web site at no charge.) Hype notwithstanding, the role of H G H in aging remains a subject of intense scientific interest. A quick search of PubMed, an online medical journal index pro vided by the National Library of Medicine, shows rough ly 150 reports on H G H and aging since the beginning of 2000. Data points pro and con: • Multiple follow-up studies have confirmed the Rudman findings, although the ones I’ve seen were short term and involved relatively few subjects. On the other hand, the impact of H G H on mental function — which many think is the key to long life — remains unclear. • In one study, 18 men aged 65 to 82 underwent pro gressive strength training followed by more training plus H G H or placebo. The initial training significantly increased muscle strength, but H G H produced no addi tional benefit. • Elevated levels of H G H derivative in the blood may increase the risk o f canter; reduced levels are associated with heart attack and atherosclerosis. You’re thinking: I’m getting mixed signals here. Exactly — we still don’t know enough about H G H to proclaim it an elixir of youth. Luckily, other prorriising methods for cheating the reaper are available now and don’t require expensive chemicals — exercise* for instance, or sharply-reducing calorie intake. But the aver age American is.likely to say, I think I’ll waif for H G H .

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N e t G a in SD: Are th ey serious about tennis? orey Feller has acquired a deep tan since the third week in June, when he began CF: Some take outside lessons. Others spending four hours outdoors each weekday morning. T he 19-year-old from maybe will never pick up a racket again. Jericho, now a sophomore at Tufts University in Massachusetts, is director o f the Power 3 Tennis Camps, a summ er job that keeps him on the sun-drenched courts SD: I'm guessing that you were at Calahan and Leddy parks in the Q ueen City. O n a cloudless early July day, while m any tennis fans are watching W im beldon on TV, Feller is at Calahan along serious about it w hile growing up. w ith instructors Megan Cheeseman and Emma Salzman. They’re supervising 16 Is your fam ily athletic? CF: Well, my dad’s a psychiatrist and my kids dressed in red, blue or green T-shirts emblazoned w ith “USA Team Tennis.” mom’s a psychologist. But my [maternal] Racquet’s Edge Health & Com m unity Fitness Centers in Essex Junction operates IM A G E grandmother, who lives in Florida but the tennis program under a contract with Burlington Parks & Recreation. Six succes Jordan summers in Stowe, paid for my younger sive weeklong camps guide two groups o f children — ages 6 to 9 and 10 to 14 — in Silverman brother Eli and I to have lessons once or the fine art of lobbing a ball across a low net. Today Feller is helping the kids in the older group work on their game. Participants compete in quick matches leading to the twice a week. I started at 6. ---------------------------------------day’s finals. A few of the players are adept enough SD: It was always your sport, then? Corey Feller to qualify for the advanced afternoon clinics that NAME CF: No. I also loved baseball and bas Tennis Camp Instructor Feller and his colleagues take turns organizing. JO B ketball. But, in the middle o f my fresh Jericho Others campers have been appropriately placed in LO C A TIO N this session for beginners and intermediates. man year at M ount Mansfield High “There you go,” Feller says encouragingly to Sarah, after the little girl hits a suc School, I realized I was m uch better at cessful serve. “T h at’s all right,” he consoles h.£t a. few m om ents later when she flubs tennis. To make a real com m itm ent to it, I pretty m uch gave up basketball. the I'eturn from Elliot, who looks like an Asian H ffry Potter. There’s a bit less camaraderie in Elliot’s next match, w ith Alex, who is almost twice his size. They SD: Did that com m itm ent leave disagree noisily about the score,* but, as w ith H arry and Q uidditch, the underdog tim e for other pursuits? wins. A few minutes later, the exultant cham pion calls out: “Hey, Carlos!” Feller CF: It was all tennis, academics and smiles, then reminds the spunky boy that, his nam e is Corey. W hen Ben takes on Colin for the last-match o f the finals, Alex kibitzes loudly hanging out. from the sidelines. Patience is clearly onem f the requirements in teaching tennis to SD: What were your best subjects? tykes and teens. CF: M ath and science. At Tufts, I w ant SD: Did th in gs go smoothly? SEVEN DAYS: How do you get past to major in biomedical engineering, I ; f CF: It was awkward at first to coordi- - plan to go to medical school. th e sillin ess to help them becom e nate an itinerary for 20 kids. b etter at tennis? ' * sv3< COREY FELLER: I’ve learned how to SD: No desire to becom e a ten n is SD: How much can th ey improve in pro? deal w ith kids. We don’t have fights here. These guys are pretty well behaved. one w eek of mornings? CF: T h at was never my goal. I wasn’t We’ve yet to coach the 6- to 9-year-olds, CF: W ith about five or six kids per good enough and I wasn’t going to give teacher, we can only cover basic fore so who knows w hat that’ll be like? up academics. I played a few national hand and backhand, volleys, serves and tournam ents b ut never had a ranking. SD: Do you have any experience in scoring points. Technique-wise, there’s th is kind o f work? f J not a ton o f teaching possible. We SD: Describe some of the highlights. spend two hours on instruction, then CF: For two years, I taught private CF: I w on the Vermont H igh School lessons ini Jericho during the sum m ery ., play different games: tournam ents, relay Individual Tournam ent in my junior about 10 hours a week. A nd the Sunday - races* But, after four hours a day here, and senior years and the N ew England they definitely all get better. < b e f o r ^ a m p began, W&had afii ^tlKdgy H igh School Individual Tournam ent as training in how to teach young kids. a junior, com peting against the top two players from every state in the region.

SD: How many trophies do you have? CF: For tennis, maybe 20.

SD: Did you play a lot during your first year of college? CF: I was on the school team in the fall and spring semesters. I also did a few individual tournam ents in the fall.

SD: What appeals to you about the game? CF: It’s a lot harder, mentally, than a team sport. But I love the challenge of being able to improve and see yourself perform, w ithout having to depend on others. It’s just you out there.

SD: Do you have any role m odels in the international ten n is scene? CF: I pattern my game after Pete Sampras. H e’s really down to earth.

SD: Are you a com petitive person? CF: Very. If I don’t play my best, I’m mad at myself. But if I do and the other person still wins, then it’s OK.

SD: Is com petition good for th e campers? C F :V fc ve found they love it. There are awards for things like m ost valuable player and best sportsmanship, and we give them all certificates at the end. T heir skills range so m uch it usually doesn’t m atter how they’re matched. We try to be fair, though, and show no favoritism. . • >.

SD: Has it b een a great summer gig so far? CF: I love teaching. I think I’m pretty good at it. This is better than an office job. It has good hours, good pay, and I get to be in the sun. (Z)

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Nail-Biter — In a case o f “don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched,” Progressive Steve Hingtgen is still not a lock for the November ballot. The Burlington Progressive is running for lieu tenant governor. And he’s chosen the public-financing route that once worked so well for Prog star Anthony Pollina. Under Vermont’s public-financ ing law, Hingtgen must raise $17,500 from 750 qualified con tributors by July 19. No contribu tion can be larger than $50. If he qualifies, the state will contribute the difference between what he’s raised and $100,000. The problem is, Hingtgen ain’t there yet. “It’s a nail-biter,” he told Seven Days Tuesday. He declined to give an exact dollar figure, but his web site (www.hingtgen.com) indicates Steve’s only a little past the half way point. The Progressive also indicated that if he doesn’t make the goal, he may withdraw from the race. T hat would be music to the ears of Democrats Cheryl Rivers and Jan

Backus. Backus and Rivers are facing off in the Democratic Primary. Incum bent Brian Dubie is seeking his second win in three tries. Doobie-

Doo always gets about 41 percent of the vote. After all, he is a Republican running in the most liberal state in the nation. Four years ago, in the Doobster’s first try, 41 percent wasn’t good enough. But in 2002, Tony the Prog was in the race, fueled by the free money o f the public financing law he’d helped write. Pollina’s 25 percent held Democrat Peter Shumlin to 32 percent and Doobie-Doobie-Doo slid home safe with 41. Steve the Prog told Seven Days he hasn’t made a “final decision” on staying in the race if he fails to meet the $17,500 target. After all, he may raise enough dough in the waning days, especially if Dubie supporters get the word out that Steve needs quick cash or else their horse has a race. “I do believe strongly in the public-financing law,” said Hingtgen. He acknowledged the law “sets a hard requirement. The reason,” he explained, is that it’s “intentionally designed” to make a candidate seeking public financing “demonstrate strong support, and I really need that support.”

Media Notes — The latest Nielsen ratings show both local TV news stations slugging it out for audience share. In the M etro . Plattsburgh/Burlington market, Hearst-Argyle’s W PT Z (NBC) News is on top with a 39 percent share of the six o’clock audience compared to locally owned W CAX’s (CBS) 30 percent share. But extend that to the much larger Designated Market Area (DMA) that includes all of Vermont and a piece of New Hampshire, and Ch. 3 is tops with 31 percent compared to Ch. 5’s 25 percent share. It’s closer at 11 o’clock, where Ch. 5 again takes the Metro, and with help from sister station W N N E in W hite River, ties WCAX in the tri-state DMA. W ith numbers like that, both station’s news operations should have a pretty nice cash flow. WVNY (ABC) is getting the same tiny audience for “The Simpsons” at 6 that it got 'when it had a local news effort. Incident ally, former ABC 22 reporter Kelly Reardon is starting to blossom on W PTZ. She looks a lot more relaxed than she did on Ch. 22. Very well-trained lady: Princeton, Columbia Journalism and the London School of Economics. You knew it was only a matter of time. W ho wins on local late-night TV? Well, Jay Leno beats David Letterman in the Metro. But they’re in a dead heat in the DMA. And what about national news? N B C ’s Tom Brokaw gets the largest Metro audience at 6:30 p.m. with the Ch. 5 news lead-in. CBS’s Dan Rather is a close second at 7 p.m. ABC’s Peter Jennings, our favorite, is surprisingly a very dis tant third, no doubt due in part to the fact that he’s preceded by “The Simpsons.” Home for the Chief? — Last September Mayor Peter Clavelle chose Tom Tremblay over Steve Wark to be the Queen City’s new chief o f police. Both men were unquestionably qualified, but only

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one, Tom Terrific, agreed to comply with the requirement that city departm ent heads live in the city that pays them. Under the rules, the new chief has one year to make the adjustment. A check with C hief Tremblay this week indicates he still lives in Essex. W ith O ctober 1 marking the end of his first year, Tremblay told Seven Days he currently has no immediate plans to move to Burlington. “I said that I would move if it remained a requirement for employ ment,” said the Chief. “I have been given until October to make a deci sion on residency. I have three months to make a decision.” Since Tremblay serves at the pleasure o f the mayor, we asked Mayor Moonie about the chief’s out-of-town residency. “I am not a fan of the residency requirement,” said Mayor Clavelle. “We ought to encourage all city employees to live in Burlington, but to require it poses some challenges.” If Chief Tom requests a waiver from the residency rule, Clavelle told Seven Days he will support it. “Ultimately,” said da mayor, “it’s up to the City C ouncil.” Sounds like Burlington’s police chief will not be moving to Burlington, eh? Sounds like another one of those rules that was made to be broken.

Freeps Flag Update — Regrettably, as we’ve reported the past two weeks, Vermont’s largest newspaper, The Burlington Free Press, has for quite some time demonstrated a total lack of respect for the Stars and Stripes. A positively filthy, brown, black and blue American flag has long flown atop the Gannett-chain paper’s College Street flagpole night and day, rain or shine for as long as we remember. And it gets worse. At night, the Freeps’ American flag has not been illuminated, as the National Flag Foundation says it should (www. americanflags.org). And it gets worse. When President George W. Bush ordered all American flags to fly at half-mast for one month in honor of the death of former President Ronald Reagan, the local daily reported it as news but made absolutely no effort whatsoever to comply. But apparently people in high places at The Burlington Free Press are reading Seven Days. You see, last Thursday, after our second mention of the newspaper’s shameful disre gard of the American flag, Publisher/President James Carey sprang into action. A brand-new flag suddenly appeared on the Freeps’ flagpole. And get this, for the first time since Reagan died, it was flying at halfstaff! Better three weeks late than never, eh? Unfortunately, Carey’s leaving his new flag flying at night w ithout the proper illumination. Probably would cut into the profit margin if he paid for a light? These things take time, eh? ®

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monologues Tommy is delivering to his own audience. Will he ever give Hedwig the credit she deserves? Will Hedwig ever learn to speak civilly to Yitzhak, her long-suffering backup singer and “husband,” whom she uses as a punching bag in her one sided verbal sparring? The movie version of Hedwig uses flashbacks and a full cast to dramatize these conflicts from Hedwig’s past. But in the play, which unfolds in real time, it’s all about the diva herself. She speaks directly to us, playing most of the parts in her story. “It’s like a trainwreck — a therapy session gone wrong,” says Toms. The Burlington production of Hedwig had its genesis when Toms saw the Off-Broadway production and was “floored.” “I wanted to take the challenge; to see if I could do justice to this character,” he says. Jonathan W hitton, who’s codi recting the show with Jordan Gullikson, had a similar experience when he first saw Hedwig in a New York “flophouse.” “I fell in love with this person,” says W hitton — so much so that he felt compelled to stage it back home in South Carolina. When he moved to Vermont last January, W hitton took one look at 135 Pearl and thought, “This would be a perfect place to do Hedwig.” The actual impetus for the pro duction came from Toms, who recruited W hitton and Gullikson, a New York-trained actor-director who had worked with him on Shoebox’s production of Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens. Gullikson sees his role as bringing out the differ ent levels of Hedwig’s drama. “W ithin the humor and kitsch, it’s

t’s a balmy Wednesday night on Church Street, all flippy skirts and slow jazz, when “Miss Hedwig” descends on 1/2. “She” ascends, actu ally, to the Burlington bar’s tiny stage, inquir ing with indomitable Euro-disdain, “Why do STORY they call it the 1/2 Bar? Maybe because it’s M A R G O T only comfortable for pint-sized people.” H A R R IS O N At six foot five — plus platform shoes — the East German artist formerly known as Hansel doesn’t exactly fit in that category. The IMAGE patrons, innocently sipping their mojitos, soon M A TTH EW discover that her emotional presence is bigger TH O R SEN still. Dominating the stage in a denim jumper Hedwig and the Angry Inch, fringed with a maroon boa, Hedwig rails Shoebox Theatre, against her absent band, the Angry Inch, who 135 Pearl, dared to play a recent gig without her at the Burlington. Waiting Room. July 8, 9, 15, “I was at Nectar’s eating gravy fries, and 16, 17 and 18, they were over there doing acoustic folk rock,” 7:30 p.m. she says, sniffing with outrage. “We’re a punk band, and they were covering Dave MatthewsT After Hedwig threatens to perform solo, armed only with maracas, two members of the errant band appear. The songstress forgives them for their defection, but only just: “If I was you, I would get your asses on your gui tars, because I have your passports right here. It would be oh-so-sad to get thrown out of the country right before the Fourth of July.” W ith surly glances but no backtalk, the partial band — “Skszp” on guitar, “Krzysztof” on bass — launches into one of its signature songs, the haunting “Origin of Love.” Between numbers, Hedwig takes, out some of her resid ual pissiness on the audience, which now , includes a knot of gawkers outside on the pavement. “Why is that funny?” she asks after

one of her more egregious double-entendres gets a laugh. “This is a rough crowd.” But she’s a lady to the last, exiting the venue with a polite “Thank you for having me!” And, of course, “Come see the show!” Actually, all this is taking place at 135 Pearl; the show — Hedwig and the Angry Inch starts a six-night run there this Thursday. It’s the Burlington premiere of John Cameron Mitchell’s cult rock musical, which played offBroadway to acclaim and awards from 1998 to 20Q0. Since then, Hedwig productions have spread across the globe, and the film version made a splash at the Sundance Festival in 2001. It comes to Vermont thanks to Robert Toms. The 35-year-old artistic director of 135 Pearl and its Shoebox Theater plays Hedwig in the show. The play takes the form of a rock cabaret in which Hedwig tells her life story through songs and monologues, pausing along the. way to tease the audience or taunt her stone-faced band. She was born a boy — Hansel — in Communist East Berlin and raised on Ameri can pop-rock. A Crying Game moment with an African-American sergeant precipitated a sexchange. But the operation was bungled, leav ing Hedwig with an “angry inch” that gives the lie to her femininity. As the play begins, years and rejections have transformed Hedwig from an Army wife into a small-venue punk-rock princess with an axe to grind. Just a few blocks over in Memorial Auditorium, her ex-lover Tommy Gnosis, a geeky-teen-turned-rock-icon, is per forming a show consisting of songs stolen from Hedwig. Through an “open” door we hear snatches of the hilariously heavy-handed

writer. She’s toured regionally with bassist Chris Cheney, who came with her to the show. Keyboardist Adam Wood and drummer Chris Johnson, both veterans of the local music scene, round out the band. “This takes me out of the genre I’m used to,” says Antara, who does confess to an affinity for glam rock. The ensemble she’s created is “not typical of the Hedwig bands” — to start with, it substitutes acoustic rhythm for electric lead guitar. Then there’s the fact that Antara has switched vocals with Yitzhak, played here by local musician and performance artist Nathan Jarvis. “It adds another layer of gender confusion,” says Antara. Hedwig straddles a metaphorical Berlin Wall between male and female, personifying that blurry line of demarkation. Does she per sonify gay pride as well? Toms thinks so. To him, the show says “that it’s OK to hold true to your individuality and uniqueness. It’s about universality and coexisting: being who you are in the main stream. Gay Pride Day is a day of celebration. But the ultimate good is living in that freedom every day.” If Hedwig is about freedom, however, it’s also about power and domination. In one of her more acerbic monologues, Hedwig describes how the sergeant first seduced her with a pack of>-> American gummy bears. Many recent Hollywood films present wigs and high heels as talismans that liberate men of all Jpes to discover their feminine sides. But the problem with Hedwig’s sex change isn't just that it was incom plete — it also wasn’t her idea in the first place. So is'gender confu sion cool, or just confusing?

T h e re ’s a lot of te n sio n in this play. T h e w ay it’s written, there’s a d o s e of c a m p , a n d then there’s a sort of bipolar undercurrent of ‘Hey, w h y are you la u g h in g at m e ? ’ ANTARA

an amazingly powerful story,” he says. “The show’s continuity gives it its emotional power.” “There’s a vulnerability attached to playing Hedwig, because you’re wide open,” says W hitton, who played the role in South Carolina. He says he’s letting Toms “feel the character out for himself.” Then there’s the music. A robust Angry Inch back-up band is as cru cial to the show’s success as a wellrealized Hedwig. O n occasion, they play her foil. Burlington’s version of the sullen Eastern Bloc foursome is a novel fusion — Toms isn’t kid ding when he talks about them get ting folky at the Waiting Room. The show’s musical director refers to herself simply as Antara. Originally from Cincinnati, she plays lead guitar and describes h er-' self as a “new folk” singer-song-

“There’s a lot of tension in this play,” says Antara. “The way it’s written, there’s a dose of camp, and then there’s a sort of bipolar under current o f ‘Hey, why are you laugh ing at me?’ People ask me if it’s OK to laugh.” She says the cast and crew of the 135 Pearl production made a conscious decision to bring out the play’s political undercurrents, rather than focusing on “the camp and the drag of it all. That’s why our fliers don’t have the lipstick and the hair.” When you start looking closely at Hedwig, Antara suggests, you find a “tornado of information” — not just the “push and pull” of dif ferent sexual identities, but also the German-Jewish history that Hedwig references through her mistreatment of Yitzhak. There’s more to this musical than a Rocky Horror for the new millennium. ® '

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Outright directors h ave to deal with m o re than just a volatile public — the k id s w h o c o m e lo okin g for su p p o rt are often in crisis. they’re younger than I am.” She’s incredulous when her interviewer looks clueless at a refer ence to TRL. “Total Request Live?” MulvaneyStanak prompts. “MTV? Carson Daly? You should write that down.” In the six months since they took the helm at Outright, the two women have earned a reputation for being passionate, articulate advocates for queer youth. (Note to the p.c.: It’s OK to call them “queer youth” — that’s what they call themselves.) Together they’re challenging not just homophobia but also the perception that young people can’t be effective leaders. “A youth organization has a responsibility to have youth voices in every aspect,” Mulvaney-Stanak insists. “We are really walk ing our walk. O ur mission is not just to sup port and advocate for youth, it’s to be young people that are moving and shaking this com munity.” Initially, many in the queer community were skeptical that the youthful co-directors could handle the kind of controversy the organ ization has sparked over 15 years. Outright’s practice of sending workshop leaders into schools to teach tolerance of queer kids roused the ire of anti-gay activists during the assault against civil unions in 2000. Dozens of angry letters vilifying the group appeared in newspa pers across the state, and staff members received death threats. As a result of public pressure, the Department of Education elimi nated the group’s state funding. O utright directors have to deal with more than just a volatile public — the kids who

come looking for support are often in crisis. Results from the 2003 Vermont Department of Health Youth Risk Behavior Survey, avail able on O utright’s website, show that students who report having had same-gender sex are more likely than other kids to get in physical fights, to use drugs such as cocaine and heroin, and to attempt suicide. Were Jerman and Mulvaney-Stanak ready for this challenge? Sam Abel-Palmer, chairperson of O utright’s board of directors, was one of the skeptics. Although the two women had been working as program assistants since August 2002 — and departing director B.J. Rogers recommended them for the job — “I had some doubts,” Abel-Palmer concedes. He warmed to the idea after hearing the women talk after a board meeting. “The more I heard, the more impressed I was.” Board member Craig Stevens recalls getting some flak about the decision, but he defends Jerman and Mulvaney-Stanak vigorously, calling them “Renaissance people.” He adds, “They have a great rapport with youth, and a great ability to work with policy makers as well.” So far this assessment seems to bear out. Jerman reports that attendance is up at O utright’s Friday night support group; so is participation in the Wednesday evening dropin program. The organization currently serves 100 to 130 individuals — and counting. “We average 23 new youth each quarter,” Jerman says. She also notes an up-tick in O utright’s online traffic — Mulvaney-Stanak took control of the website earlier this year. Previously an outside contractor managed the site, which Jerman says was geared towards potential fun ders rather than youth. Mulvaney-Stanak updates it much more frequently, and posts safe-sex information along with news about the group and upcoming events such as Drag American Idol. “Compared to rhe first quarter of this year,” attests Jerman, “our email and website contacts went up 50 percent.” They also reach more people through work shops and presentations. Last week alone, Jerman spoke in St. Johnsbury, Killington and Brattleboro. And the groups relationship with the Department of Education, while not fully repaired, is “steadily improving,” she says. Board member Stevens credits the new direc tors. “They have the savvy to build those bridges,” he says.

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sister runs the Livable Wage Project at Burlington’s Peace and Justice Center. Mulvaney-Stanak recalls one family vacation that included a stop at the former home of labor leader Eugene V. Debs. She launched her activist career after arriving at Castleton State College in 1998. “She hit the ground running her freshman year,” says Victoria Angis, assistant dean for campus life. “W ithin a couple of months, everybody on campus knew Lluvia.” The dean says Mulvaney-Stanak was a “master juggler.” She ran the concert committee, served as vice president of Student Activities, worked on the radio station, and served as president of the campus GLBTA group. When she graduat ed, Castleton honored her service at the school; the GLBTA even named an award after her. Now Mulvaney-Stanak uses her powers of persuasion to motivate Outright kids to get involved — from testing for HIV to registering to vote. “I do a lot of carrot-hold ing,” she says. She also leads some workshops, including several at the Community High School of Vermont in Burlington. The school is run by the Vermont Department of Corrections and serves kids in the criminal-justice system. Vocational Coordinator Warren Hardy praises Mulvaney-Stanak’s ease at connect ing with the kids. He says his students are a partic ularly tough audience. Trying to teach them tolerance for queer peo ple can be tricky. “The attitude around here, everything is ‘f-ing fag’ and, ‘If any of these fags touched my ass I would kill him ,”’ Hardy says. Mulvaney-Stanak got through to them. “The rapport was excel lent,” he says. “Her delivery sucked

the kids in immediately, to where they got up and did role-reversal role plays.” Now Hardy brings in Outright every semester, encouraging kids to see the links between racism, homo phobia and the discrimination they face as offenders. “Having Outright come in assures these students that they’re not a forgotten or discarded population,” he says. But Mulvaney-Stanak admits she’s had a harder time working with young people one-on-one, especially in the Friday groups. “I remember the first month being, like, ‘W hat did I get myself into?”’ she says. “Kate would talk me off the ceiling once in a while...” Jerman seems less daunted by interacting with boisterous or emo tional kids. She’s comfortable dis cussing how to help youth make healthy choices without actually telling them what to do. “We don’t usually have to initiate that stuff,” she says. “.. .And so many of them don’t have anybody to talk to that we hear everything. It all just comes out.” Jerman stresses that Outright can be a fun place, too. One recent Wednesday afternoon, she accompa nies two queer youth to North Beach, where they make sand castles. Twenty-year-old Alia Stavrand Woolf and 22-year-old Charles Spring don’t have any real problems to discuss. They just want to hang out. Both say the two directors were the right choice for the organiza tion, and Woolf thinks it’s impor tant that they’re young. “Especially in a space like this,” she says, “where it’s important to feel safe. They’re less like authority figures, more like mentors.” A hundred feet away, two guys throw a Frisbee. W hen one misses, the other calls him a fag. ®

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Pride et’s im agine for a m in u te th at you -— a “hom osexual?” a “les bian?” a “transgender?” a “queer?” — d id n ’t live in the U nited States. L et’s say you lived in — take your pick — “U ganda, Z im babw e, Jam aica, El Salvador and L atin A m erica in particular.” T h o se are the co u n tries and areas o f the w orld specifically designated in A m nesty Intern atio n al s latest report ab o u t “violent persecution o f hom osexuals” aro u n d the globe. It’s long been know n and expected th a t you m ight die for your sexual preference anyw here in the M iddle East and, for th at m atter, all over C h in a and w hat we call “A sia.” But the news ab o u t Latin A m erica is som eth in g o f a sur prise, given th a t Rio de Janeiro and Buenos A re s are at th e top o f “A -List” cities th a t gay boys can go to fo r... gay-boy things. It’s som ething we should all be th in k in g ab o u t on Pride Day. In A m nesty’s reckoning, “h o m o phobia” has reached “epidem ic levels” aro u n d the w orld. “Lesbian an d gay people w ho form or jo in organizations, be they political or social, are being violently persecuted in m any parts o f th e w orld w here before they m ig h t have been u n n o ticed ,” w rites Vanessa Baird in her new book, Sex, Love a n d Homophobia, published u n d er A m nesty’s im print. “A n d this is n o t all ju st a

small group o f nutters in the m id-W est” o f A m erica, she adds. G ay m en and w om en are being m urdered everywhere — some th ro u g h force o f law, b u t m ost just o u t o f hatred, the k ind o f th in g we in B urlington can enco u n ter each tim e we leave the house an d try to get o u t o f the way o f big m en w ith tin y dicks. For w om en, it’s th at m uch worse. If it w eren’t for the laws we have here, we’d all be execut ed just for being. Now, on o u r Pride Day, com es Bishop G ene R obinson o f N ew H am pshire — “the first openly gay Episcopal Bishop,” etc. — preaching at St. Paul’s C athedral this Saturday at-3:30 in the afternoon. T his should be a big th in g for us, a big th in g for o u r Pride. A nd, indeed, anyone w ho com es o u t for it can go and hear him , provided there are enough seats left over from the 2 5 0 already reserved for St. Paul’s parish ioners in their “su m m er season,” an d provided th e “A -List” o f gay m en in V erm ont doesn’t take the rest for itself. G ene R obinson is a very courageous m an, a hero o f our tim e, w hose co n firm atio n as Bishop o f N ew H am p sh ire last year becam e n o t ju st a local o r a national b u t an international issue. Because o f his a p p o in t m ent, m illions o f C hristians o f the A nglican faith, co n fronted the prospect o f cu ttin g th e m selves o ff from the C h u rch o f

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sage th a t “Pride” can have. I wish th at R obinson w o u ld com e o u t o f St. Paul’s and give us all an extra jolt, b u t I know w hy he doesn’t. W e’ll find strength or we w on’t — it doesn’t d epend o n a church’s sanction. As it happens, I w en t to 135 Pearl the o th er n ig h t — yes, an old queer w ho used to go there w hen it was ju st a pick up bar. To m y am azem ent, I fo u n d n o th ing am ong th e crow d b u t hope an d beau ty. Even w ith p en poised, saying, “W ell, I’m doing this story for Seven D a ys..." they all laughed an d kissed m e on the head an d declared them selves ready to answer any question I had. A n d w h at was the question? “W ill you be you going to Pride on Saturday?” A nd the answer was, “Yes.” All o f th em — gay, straight, bi, queer. All o f them . ®

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Merr and id you hear the one about the deli worker who thought “gbit” was a gay bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich? You will at the Flynn’s firstever evening of all-queer, stand-up comedy. The laugh fest, which kicks off Pride Weekend, features a trinity of local comics who are anything but holy. Jason P. Lorber, the show’s producer, has performed improv locally with Kamikaze Comics. He’s also done his own shows at Nectar’s and Radio Bean, as well as at the Punchline in Atlanta, Georgia. When he’s not making jokes, he’s a wannabe politician, cam paigning for Steve Hintgen’s seat in the Vermont State House. Now that’s funny. Deb Renshaw is a psychotherapist who challenges herself every year on her birthday to do something she has never done before. When she turned 45, it was a stand-up per formance at Eddie’s Attic, also in Atlanta. She took first prize. It’s been barely a year since Jane Holdman, a.k.a. “Daddy,” came out as a comedian, but the Burlington performer already has a hot schedule and a loyal, growing fan base — enough to pack

four solo shows at two venues in 10 months. The 32-year-old day-care provider was born in the Philippines and grew up in Middlebury. She was voted Class Clown in high school - “I was up for Most Likely to Suceed,” she says, “but I turned it down.” Daddy was “discovered” by Bob Driver, who entertains appreciative crowds as Naomi G. He overheard her one night at 135 Pearl, regaling friends with stories about her mom. Driver asked Holdman to “fill in” by doing stand-up during wardrobe changes in his act at The Waiting Room. Holdman’s eight-minute sets drew such an enthusiastic response that Queer Lounge directors Scott Mitchell and Elliot Matos asked her to put together a show of her own. During a very funny hour over drinks at Burlington’s Muddy Waters, Holdman reveals details about her life in the laugh lane. She has a rich, sly delivery style and punctuates her stories with playful physical humor and raucous vocalizations that range from mock screams to hisses — none of which comes through in print. To catch the full Daddy effect, you’ve got to see her in person.

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DADDY: I practice really faithfully, then the night before, I put the set list together.

SD: Seriously? She thought you were fencing her Tupperware? I mean — to teenagers?

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DADDY: Well, my mom is crazy. I don’t make anything up. You know when a crazy person tells you something, I think they must really believe it. So I do a lot of visuals. I say all right, let’s visualize that. Let’s imagine me at the school. I’m looking like a drug dealer. And I’m selling Tupperware. To make a set list, I think OK what would be a good story to go with that? Do I have enough material? Because I have to hang out with my mother to get the material, which is really annoying.

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SD: If you need something, do you try to provoke her instead of waiting for something to come up?

SEVEN DAYS I july 07-14, 2004 I feature 27A DADDY: Once I asked her an “if” question — like that book, The What If? Book. I said, “Mom, if you could cure any disease in the world, what would it be?” Aiid I was surprised, she answered me right away. She said, “AIDS.” I was blown away, like wow, my Mom really cares about my com munity. So I said to her, “Mom, that’s really great — ” and she inter rupted me, “No, no, not AIDS. No, no, no, ah... herpes

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SD: It seems like you do a lot of benefits — there was Estrogen Fest, to which you donated your time, and then a handful of things for Safe Space. And this is all in one year. Do you have a sort of philosophy about that?

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DADDY: There are a lot of benefits out there. Sometimes I have to say no. I mean if I’m not free, I cant do it. If I can do it, I try to because it’s giving back to the community and I feel like that’s my responsibility.

SD: That's admirable, very role-model of you. Tell me, is doing comedy a "chick mag net" kind of gig? DADDY: Well yeah, I mean, yeah, I’m not gonna lie. I think the ladies like it. Everybody would want someone to take walks on the beach with them and make them laugh. I have a girlfriend now, I’m actually living with my partner, and she thinks it’s cool.

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SD: Cinderella? DADDY: No, no I don’t think so, unless they had, like, Butch-erella.

SD: Well, maybe something more contemporary would be a better question. If they remade a movie with you as the star, what movie would it be? DADDY: It would have to be G.I. Jane. After all, they wouldn’t have to change the name, and Demi and I definitely have the same body.

SD: But they'd have to change the love interest — DADDY: Angelina Jolie. Definitely Angelina Jolie. We show them how girls can kick ass, too. Then we fall in love, come out, get discharged from the military for being gay, and make a sequel to Bound.

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But regardless of which way you steer on “queer,” the opening of the Queer Community Center — attended by a number of local politi cians, including former Governor Howard Dean — symbolizes a coming of age of sorts for a new crop of queer activists, whose goals and priorities differ from those of earlier gener ations. The fight for gay rights in the 1970s, ’80s and ’90s was largely a reaction to common enemies such as AIDS and AIDS deniers, as well as an effort to secure fundamental human rights — anti-discrimination laws in housing, employment, public accommodations, and so on. R.U. 1.2?s agenda, in contrast, seems more proactive. Today, says Kaufman, R.U.1.2? is focusing primarily on the physical, emotional and educational needs of its constituency. To do that, he says, requires reaching out to a broader spectrum of the queer community -— in particular, the older generation. “I think that one of the things that queer people are bad at is remembering and honoring where we came from and the work that came before,” Kaufman says. “One of the primary factors is that this culture, and queer culture in particu lar, is very youth focused. It’s very much about being young, pretty and a sexual object. Older queer people have much less visibility.”

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and lesbian” isn’t accommodating enough, and the more inclusive, “lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender,” produces a clunky acronym — LGBT — that looks like something concocted by the U.S. Department of Transportation. As R.U.1.2? Executive Director Christopher Kaufman puts it, “We’ve had to fight for our language and identity all along. Queer is just anothet step in the process.” In fact, many queer-activist groups have since dropped their gay, lesbian, et al. identi fiers entirely, and that troubles some older activists. “For the longest time, ever since the Pride Committee incorporated as Pride Vermont, I’ve thought, ‘Are we talking milk? Are we talking maple syrup?”’ notes Euan Bear, editor of Out in the Mountains, Vermont’s only LGBT publication, which is now housed in the R.U.1.2? building. “W hat happened to les bians, gay men, bisexuals and transgenders? At least ‘queer’ comes closer.” Do semantics really matter? Some contend that to even speak of Vermont’s “gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and queer community” is to suggest a homogeneity where none exists.

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Part of the problem may be demographic: Throughout the 1980s and early 1990s, the AIDS epidemic cut a huge swath across the gay-male community. As a result, many of Vermont’s older gay-male activists aren’t around anymore, a fact sometimes overlooked by younger activists. “There’s clearly a genera tional distinction,” notes Bennett Law, a long time gay activist and R.U.1.2? supporter. Law now serves on the advisory committee of the Vermont Unity Project, a program that raises money from nontraditional (read: straight) sources to fund gay and lesbian groups in Vermont. “In my generation, everybody knows somebody who died of AIDS,” Law adds. “A lot of people who are 20 or 25 probably don’t. And they probably had a very different experi ence growing up.” O f course, it’s not just twentysomething gay males who sometimes forget whose shoulders they stand on. Alverta Perkins is an 80-year-old lesbian who came out in her fifties. She belongs to a group of over-40 lesbians called the Grones, and notes that most publically acknowledged les bians of her generation were politically active,

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R.U.1.2?, and the queer community in general, reaches out to its allies more,” says Khristian KempDeLisser, a former VISTA at R.U.1.2? “It’s sort of like Howard Dean trying to reclaim the left.” R.U.1.2? is also acknowledging its past through the Vermont Queer Archives, a collaborative effort to document and preserve cultural arti facts from Vermont’s LGBT history, many of which are now on display in the center. Rep. Bill Lippert, known for his eloquent support of civil unions within the Legislature, is a longtime gay-rights activist and founder and executive director of the Samara Foundation, which funds scholar ships, LGBT groups and anti-dis crimination campaigns throughout Vermont. In the early 1970s, Lippert belonged to a gay support group that held monthly dances at the High Hat — now Nectar’s — in down town Burlington. The events attract ed hundreds of people from around the region. Back then, Vermont did n’t have a gay bar, and gay men and lesbians were often thrown out of clubs for dancing with one another, even arrested for trespassing. Once a month, Lippert and his friends would organize an event, publicized by posters put up around town. “I walked into the R.U.1.2? Community Center about a year ago and just about fell over. There was one of the posters I had silk screened in the 1970s,” Lippert recalls. “W hat a flood of memories.” Lippert acknowledges that R.U.1.2? had a reputation for being too youth-centric. But he says that charge doesn’t hold up anymore. He’s encouraged by the center’s growing interest in issues affecting older gay men and lesbians, particu larly those involving children and families. And he encourages R.U.1.2? to put even more emphasis in that direction, especially as grow ing numbers of same-sex couples move to Vermont to adopt children,

or have their own. Law agrees. “You can’t go to a gay and lesbian function today with out tripping over somebody’s kids. Everybody has a kid,” he says. “A lot of the activism today has to do with how our children are viewed by the state, how they’re viewed by the courts, and how they’re viewed by the school systems.” Straight parents have had to get used to sending their first grader to school knowing that “Joey has two mommies or Heather has two dad dies,” he says. “You always have in the back of your mind, ‘Geez! What am I exposing this kid to?”’ Lippert says the opening of the R.U.1.2? Queer Community Center comes at a fitting time in American history. In the last year, the U.S Supreme Court struck down all the remaining sodomy laws in the 13 states that made it illegal for gays to have sex with one another. Massachusetts legalized gay mar riages, sparking a wave of gay mar riages coast to coast. And the Episcopal Church ordained its first openly gay bishop, who leads a church service this weekend at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington. In Vermont, the Legislature passed two bills this year that directly or indirectly benefit the queer com munity. One act offers greater pro tections for GLBT students and the children of GLBT parents. The sec ond requires state schools to adopt anti-bullying policies, and provides legal remedies for students who are subjected to persistent harassment. “I think we’re living in the most exciting period in all of history in the United States for lesbian and gay folks,” Lippert says. “In Vermont, it’s been over a decade that people have been talking about starting a community center. R.U.1.2? was a project that’s been in the works for years, but the time is clearly right for it.” ® Cathy Resmer contributed to this story.

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has grown so adept with the wetted brush that he often paints on unforgiv ing rice paper. The slightest mistake can ruin an entire image. Although his genre scenes do not vary much, Q uang is able to infuse his works with distinctively different moods due to his skill representing the effects of light. Some of his watercolors include figures that are crisply outlined by trop ical sunshine, while in others the human subjects are hazily defined as they go about their business at twilight or in monsoon rains. Q uang’s strength lies in depicting landscapes and urban settings. He is able to convey, sometimes quite power fully, the feel as well as the look o f a particular place. But he is less successful in rendering the human form; his faces often lack character and individuality. Quang identifies his main influences as the American watercolor masters John

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ife changed profoundly for Quang Nguyen after he twisted his ankle play ing tennis one afternoon seven years ago in Hanover, New Hampshire. His had hardly been an ordinary journey up to that point, but an epiphany following his injury would lead Q uang on an even less conventional course. At the time, he was a 29-year-old artist winning renown for his evocative watercolors of country and city life in Vietnam. Quang was also working at the D artm outh Co-op as its visual-arts coordinator and living happily with a male partner. His life looked like anoth er all-American success story — you know, the one about the immigrant from an impoverished, oppressed coun try who achieves prosperity in the Land of the Free. Except that Nguyen’s early years in his native Vietnam were marked by excessive wealth, not scarcity. O n his fourth birthday, he recalls with amuse ment, his father gave him a life-size, solid-gold statue o f a chicken. Q uang Nguyen was born in 1968 in Tui Hoa, a town about 400 miles north o f Saigon, during the time o f the Tet Offensive. Viet C ong guerrillas were staging attacks throughout South Vietnam that would push the U.S.

toward withdrawal from Southeast Asia. A few years later, the Viet Cong and their N orth Vietnamese allies were sweeping victoriously southward and the Nguyens fled to Saigon. They had good reason to fear the impending col lapse o f the American-allied govern ment, because Q uang’s father ranked as one of the top officers in the South Vietnam intelligence service. But at 7, Q uang viewed the final spasms of the war as a gigantic fireworks display. He remembers that the sky above Saigon was “completely lit up” on each of the last three nights of fighting. Soon after the com munist takeover, Q uang’s father was arrested and threat ened with immediate execution. But he persuaded his captors to spare his life by concocting a tale about a brother being an influential figure in the N orth Vietnam government. The elder Nguyen was then sent to a “re-educa tion camp,” where he nearly starved to death. His health was so bad that he was released on hum anitarian grounds. Stripped o f their wealth and relying on handouts from relatives, the Nguyens spent the next three years plotting an escape from Vietnam. In 1979, some 40 members of the Nguyen clan boarded a boat and, after eight days at sea, landed

While in junior high, Quang was required to take an art class in which he claims to have felt no interest and demonstrated no talent. But his teacher “must have seen something in my draw ings no one else saw,” he says. “She encouraged me to do more and more.” In high school, he was awarded a gold medal for an intricately designed embossing and won a full scholarship to art school. Quang was now committed to becoming an artist, but his father wanted him to go to medical school. W hen Q uang refused, his father threat ened to disown him. To avoid a com plete estrangement, Quang agreed to move to Dallas to help his father open a Chinese restaurant. Eventually, however, the yearning to paint grew irrepressible, and he enrolled in the Kansas City Art Institute. There, and in the years following graduation, Q uang’s talent flowered fully. Scenes o f daily life in Vietnam had become his subject matter, and watercolor his medium.

"I know some artists think watercolor is difficult to work with, but for me it came naturally,” Q uang says. He

Singer Sargent and Winslow Homer. His vibrant images of Vietnamese peasants stooping in a rice paddy or market women bartering with customers are entirely Western in composition. He says he feels little affinity for the “heavily styl ized” art o f Asia. As Quang sits for an interview at the Starbucks Cafe in South Burlington’s Barnes & Noble, other customers prob ably don’t suspect he’s the creator of the paintings hanging nearby. Taking a break from his job as a manager at the nearby Kohl’s departm ent store, he’s wearing a dress shirt and tie; his hair is closely cropped and his manner is busi nesslike. Q uang smiles more readily as the conversation progresses, and he punctuates his colloquial English with graceful hand gestures. He explains that he does preliminary sketches for his watercolors,during year ly visits to Vietnam, which he began making in 1993. Living conditions have improved significantly for his family members there and for many other Vietnamese, due in no small measure, he says, to remittances from expatriates like himself. By the m id-’90s, he had established a

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B comfortable life in Hanover, where he was regularly selling his work at local galleries. Then came the twisted ankle — and the turning point he associates with it. Retiring early from the tennis court, Quang says something caused him to pause near a col lection of miniature Buddha statues he kept in his apartment. Pulling back a sheet that covered one of them, he experienced a revelation telling him to immedi ately leave his lover and his art and enter a Buddhist monastery. Which is what he did. Quang says he had no devo tion to Buddhism as a child or young man; it was a cultural influence rather than a wellspring of faith. But “I found inner peace when I lifted up that cloth,” he explains. “Time just stopped altogether and suddenly everything made sense.” Quang spent three years in a Houston monastery, studying, meditating and doing no paint ing other than an occasional temple-bound Buddha. “The greatest lesson I learned was non-attachm ent,” Quang says. “Up to that time, painting Tad been my life.” But, he would no longer define himself in that way — not even after leaving the monastery in 2000 — “because then was not the time for me to be a monk,” He says jthat “time” will definitely come, however. Quang eventually returned to New Hampshire, finding a differ ent partner and job. He did begin painting again, but now he does it only when the mood strikes him — and solely, he says, for the trance-like serenity he achieves during the process. The actual product matters little, Quang insists. “My ego is gone,” he says. As evidence, he cites the case of a wealthy collector who saw two somber scenes Q uang had painted and offered to pay the artist’s full asking price of $10,000. Q uang says he politely asked the man why he wanted those particular pieces. W hen the would-be buyer replied that their colors would go well with his living-room motif, Quang refused to sell him the work. “It would have meant dishonoring the process,” he says. Quang moved to Essex last year after his partner was trans ferred from a Barnes & Noble in New Hampshire. As a result, a dozen or so of his watercolors were displayed last m onth in South Burlington. There were no price tags attached. Q uang says he received several calls from potential buyers, but all were dis suaded when they learned his non-negotiable prices were between $3000 and $7000. W hether he sells any works at all has become a matter o f indif ference to him, Q uang m ain tains. “Art for me has become strictly a vehicle for reaching inner peace. It’s not a com modi ty for me to make a living from,” he says. “I think all the joy would be gone if I made it a career choice.” ®

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Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by WHATEVERLY BROTHERS (country

duets), 9 p.m. NC. LIVE D JS, 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $6,

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SOUNDS OF SUMMER an outdoor extravaganza. Canadian

I ! Talk about getting some fresh air. Two of the hottest singer-songw riters are heading to town th is week for

Sarah Harmer (pictured), bounces between sizzling '60s-style

pop and introspective ballads. A ll o f Our Names,

her new disc, is a rich collection of finely layered pop. M e l i s s a F e r r i c k specializes in edgy, soulful, alternative folk. This Thursday, the two take the stage at Bu rlin gton's Battery Park. Newcomer J o e F i r s t m a n opens.

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CALIFORNIA CALLING** Former Vermonter

(singer-songwriters), Battery Park, 6:30 p.m. NC. AA. BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazz-

blues), Halvorson's, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz),

Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop),

Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

Arthur Adams is a

Cali boy now, but he's back in town this

THE MAGIC IS GONE, THE SM ITTENS, VIDEO PIGEON (indie-rock; CD

release party), Club’ Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

week with a fresh batch of deliciously

ERIKA SIM O N IA N (singer-songwriter).

Nectar's, 8 p.m. NC. AA, followed by

twisted alt-pop gems. From his former band

TURKEY BOUILLON M AFIA (jam-

rock), 9:30 p.m. NC.

The Lazy Songwriter to current project Blammos, Adams has impressed with his sharp wit and

LADIES' NIGHT W /D J ROBBIE J . (old

& new school classics), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

knack for hooks. This Saturday, he returns

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs),

to the place he got his start,

Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James,

Burlington's Radio Bean.

10 p.m. NC. DJ SELECTAH M ESZENJAH (reggae/

Singer-songw riters T o m

dancehall), J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS

B i a n c h i and D a n i e l

(jazz/btues/funk/soul), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

M i r a g l i a open.

LIVE BR AZILIA N MUSIC, Souza's.

6:30 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT'S JUKEBOX LADIES' REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/

dance/DVD), Henry's Pub, 8 p.m. NC. W R U V DJS (eclectic), The Monkey

House, 8 p.m. NC. B U D D H A FOOD GROUP (rock),

Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W /B O N N IE DRAKE, Franny

0's, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: c h a m p la in v a lle y OPEN MIKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m.

NC. LIVE JAZZ, Two Brothers Tavern,

9 p.m. NC. OPEN JAM (blues/funk/rock), Ashley's,

9 p.m. NC.

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S a v o y T h ea ter

26 Main St/Montpelier/229-0509 www.savoytheater.com

Main Street Burlington, 2 blocks From Church St. toward waterfront Monday-Friday 11-8 / Saturday 11-8 / Sunday 12-7 / 864-6555

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venues CORRECTION Whoops! We slipped up in last week's Soundbite about the Vermont Alternative Energy

A n g e la 's P u b , 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936.

M ille n n iu m N ig h t c lu b , 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

A s h le y 's , Merchant's Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

M id d le E a r th M u s ic H a ll, Bradford, 222-4748.

FRI.09 :: b u rlin g to n a r e a & ETHAN A ZAR IA N (glam-rock,

9 p.m. NC. LIVE D JS, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

Randolph, not A lbany's Chilly

LIVE D J, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. M ANIFEST NEXTO ME (live hip-hop/

Ranch. The dates are A ugu st 20 and 21. Visit www.ponda palooza.com for more info. Sorry for the confusion.

acid-jazz), 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE, Red Square, 12 a.m. NC. TORNADO SISTERS (rock), Sweet-

waters, 9 p.m. NC. ANALOG SUM M ER HEAT W /D J IZZA, TRICKY PAT & GUESTS (h ip -h o p ),

Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3. SALAD DAYS (pop-rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs),

SOUND l

Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA (hip-hop/r&b/reggae; DJs

:: c e n tra l OPEN MIKE, Montpelier Community

Coffee Flouse, Rhapsody Main Street,

Robbie J., Irie), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

7 p.m. Donations. OPEN MIKE, Rhapsody Cafe, 6 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub,

REGGAE NIGHT W /SOLOM ONIC

H IP-H O P/R EG G A E/D A N C EH A L L DJS,

SOUND SYSTEM, Phoenix Lounge,

10 p.m. NC. (reggae/dancehall/hip-hop). Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC.

Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting

Room, 10 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk

:: n o rth e rn MARK A B AIR BAND W /SM O K ERS ALLOWED (rock), Sami's Harmony

Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

10 p.m. NC.

DAVE H A R R ISO N W /STARSTRUCK

DJ SELECTAH MESZENJAH

IRISH JAM SESSION W /A L L E N CHURCH, Bee's Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

rockabilly). Breakwater Cafe, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard),

St. John's Club, 7 p.m. NC. PERM ANENT RECORD (rock), Trackside

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

SASSY KARAOKE W /T H E C MONSTER,

KARAOKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

L .D . & C.C., Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m.

W IZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show),

NC.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, fol

LADIES' NIGHT (top 40, hip-hop; DJ

Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

:: s o u t h e r n

singer-songwriters), Radio Bean,

at the Niebling Farm in

OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

JE SU S H . CHRIST, PEG TASSEY

Festival. The VAEF takes place

lowed by SU PER SO U N D S DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC.

LADIES' NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ),

Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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B a c k s t a g e P u b , 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494.

Mr. M ik e 's , 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072.

B a n a n a W in d s C a fe & P u b , Town Market Place, Susie Wilson

T h e M o n k e y H o u s e , 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Rd., Essex Jet., 879-0752.

M o n o p o le , 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

B a y s id e P a v i lio n , 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

M u d d y W a te r s, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

B e e 's K n e e s , 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889-.

T h e M u s ic B o x , 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury Village, 586-7533.

B e y o n d I n f i n i t y U p s t a ir s , 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

N e c t a r 's , 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

T h e B o b c a t C a fe , 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

1 / 2 , 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

B o o n y 's G r ille , Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569.

1 3 5 P e a r l S t ., Burlington, 863-2343.

B o r d e r s B o o k s & M u s ic , 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

O ld L a n t e r n , Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

T h e B r e w s k i, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

O r io n P u b & G rill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

C a m b r id g e C o f f e e h o u s e , Second Congregational Church,

O tte r C r ee k T a v er n , 35 Green St., Vergennes, 877-3667.

Jeffersonville, 644-5721. C a p it o l G r o u n d s, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. C h a r lie 0 's , 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. C h o w ! B e lla , 28 N: Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. C ity L im it s , 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. C lu b M e t r o n o m e , 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. C o n t o is A u d it o r iu m , Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. E c lip s e T h e a t e r , 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. E d g e w a t e r P u b , 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. F ly n n C e n t e r /F ly n n S p a c e , 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. F i n k e r m a n 's R iv e r s id e B a r-B -Q , 188 River Street, Montpelier, 229-2295. T h e F is h , Rt. 12, Northfield Falls, 485-7577. F r a n n y 0 's , 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. G e n o 's K a r a o k e C lu b , 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. G e z e llig , 324 N. Winooski Ave.,- Burlington, 660-9346. G o o d T im e s C a fe , Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. G r e e n s t r e e t 's R e s t a u r a n t , 30-40 Main St., Burlington, 862- 4930. G u s to 's , 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. H a lv o r s o n 's U p s t r e e t C a fe , 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. H e n r y 's P u b , Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863- 6361. J . M o rg a n 's a t C a p it o l P la z a , 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.'s P u b , 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. J e f f ' s M a in e S e a f o o d , 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. K a c e y 's, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. T h e K e p t W r ite r , 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242. K o f f e e K a t, 130 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-8433. L e u n ig 's , 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. L in c o ln I n n L o u n g e , 4 Park St., Essex Jet., 878-3309. L io n 's D e n P u b , Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. M ad R iv e r U n p l u g g e d a t V a lle y P la y e r s T h e a t e r , Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. M a n h a t t a n P iz z a 8i P u b , 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. M a ry 's R e s t a u r a n t The Inn at Baldwin Creek, North Route 116, Bristol, 453-2432. M a t t e r h o r n , 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. M c D o n o u g h 's , Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126. M cK ee's P u b , 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

O v e r tim e S a lo o n , 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. P a r a m o u n t T h e a t e r , 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. P a r im a , 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. P e a b o d y 's P u b , Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. P i c k le B a r r e l N ig h t c lu b , Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. P h o e n i x B a r, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-1024. T h e P o s it i v e P ie , 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. P u r p le M o o n P u b , Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. R a d io B e a n , 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. R a s p u t in 's , 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. R e d S q u a r e , 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. R h a p s o d y C a fe , 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. R ip t o n C o m m u n it y C o f f e e H o u s e , Rt. 125, 388-9782. R i R a I r is h P u b , 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. R iv e r v ie w C a fe , 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. R iv e r w a lk R e c o r d s , 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334. R o z z i's L a k e s h o r e T a v e r n , 1072 West Lakeshore Dr.,

Colchester, 863-2342. R u b e n J a m e s , 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. R u s t y N a il, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. S a m i's H a r m o n y P u b , 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. S o u z a 's C h u r r a s c a r ia , 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-2433. S t . J o h n 's C lu b , 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. S t a r b u c k s , Burlington Town Center, 651-9844. S t a r li g h t L o u n g e , 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. S t o w e h o f I n n , Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. S t u d io B lis s , The Opera House, Suite 103, 59-67 Merchants Row, Rutland, 775-2547. S w e e t w a t e r s , 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. T a b u N ig h t c lu b , 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. T h r e e M o u n t a in L o d g e , Jeffersonville, 644-5736. T r a c k s id e T a v er n , 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. T r i n it y C h u r c h , 137 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9158. T w o B r o t h e r s T a v e r n , 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 2 4 2 M a in , Burlington, 862-2244. U p p e r D e c k P u b a t t h e W in d j a m m e r , 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. V e r m o n t P u b & B r e w e r y , 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. T h e V illa g e C up, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. T h e W a it in g R o o m , 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. T h e W in d h a m , 40 Village Square, Bellows Falls, www.thewindham.com. W in e B ar a t W in e W o rk s, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

RETRONOME ('70s-'80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

6 p.m. NC.

HONEYCREEPER, YO YO NIPPLES

MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock),

(punk-funk, rock). Nectar's, 10 p.m.

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny 0's,

NC.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (old-school meets new-

9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley

school; DJ Robbie J. & guests), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10.

TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City

18+ before 11 p.m.

Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

LIVE MUSIC, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

NC.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben

central LABEL PEELERS (rock), Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

CHINCHILLA DUST BATH (acoustic

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3.

BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (jam/Grateful

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Breakwater Cafe, 6 p.m. NC.

Dead tribute). Starlight Lounge,

MIDNIGHT (rock/groove; members of

10 p.m. $5.

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LAST KID PICKED (rock), Rusty Nail,

H i v e — born Michael Petrie - - burst onto the electronic

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music scene in the late '9 0s with a jazzy, deeply apocalyptic sound. The thick, blunted beats displayed on his 1998 break through disc Devious Methods marked the Los Angeles-based DJ as a prime producer in the American drum 'n ' bass scene. Since then, Hive has busily honed his style of dark, creepy jungle

Tricky Pat and Apostasy for

hardcore rockers

The New Element and The

a "metal vs. jungle" battle at Club Millennium.

2nd Agenda, Manifest Nexto Me & DJ Transplante), Monkey House, 9 p.m.

9:30 p.m. $5.

$3.

PERMANENT RECORD (rock), Trackside

KARAOKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

NC.

ELECTRIC BLUE & THE KOZMIC TRUTH (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

LIVE DJ, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC. RETRO ('80s-'90s dance/hip-hop; DJ

3 p.m. NC.

MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W /B0NNIE DRAKE, Franny 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle,

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THE PERFECT SANDWICH (funk-jazz),

Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $4. Starlight Lounge, 10 p.m. NC.

pop, singer-songwriters), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

DJ SELECTAH MESZENJAH (reggae/dancehall/hip-hop). Rusty

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A g a in s t B u sh

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f o r P e o p le W ho L o v e B a d N ew s

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Drop

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O th er R o o m H om e

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S trike s First

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B e a u tifu l

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D iffere nt Color

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Let I n

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9. Big & Rich — H orse o f a

DJ IZZA

B oro ugh s Boys

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Boys

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B oro u g h s

D A T E :

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Saloon, 9 p.m. NC.

SUNDAY NIGHT M ASS (DJs), Club

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ANTHONY GERACI (jazz), Emily's,

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PA (indie-rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m.

OPEN MIKE, Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

NC.

TEEN NITE (hip-hop/r&b/reggae; DJs

SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE (eclec

tic new bands), Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. ELECTRIC BLUE & THE KOZMIC TRUTH (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC. LIVE D J, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC. CLUB MIX (top 40, house, techno,

dance, hip-hop, reggae; DJ Q.D.O.), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. NAKED AM BITION (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Robbie J., EFX & Big Rye), 8 p.m. $7/10. Ages 13-17.

LIVE MUSIC, Breakwater Cafe, 6 p.m.

NC.

:: b u rlin g to n a r e a SLIMFINGERS (country-folk), Radio

Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN

songwriter, reggae), 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

G R IP P 0 FU N K BA ND , Red Square,

NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY, Red Square,

GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer-song

10 p.m. NC.

MIKE, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

APOSTASY (metal bands vs. jungle

:: c e n tra l

DJs), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/10. 18+ until 11 p.m. SU PER SO U N D (DJ), Breakwater Cafe,

6 p.m. NC.

:: n o rth e rn

Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

THE DIRTBOMBS W. GREEN HORNES THE BREAKING IN W E D N E S D A Y J u ly 21

n o rth e rn

7 p.m. NC.

CHRIS LYON (acoustic: member of Mud

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

City Ramblers), Bee's Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. r '

ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE, Monopole,

9 p.m. NC.

MR. AIRPLANE MAN THE DAKOTA CARRIG AN

GHISLAINE (piano), Chow! Bella,

T H U R SD A Y J u ly 2 2

6:30 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE W /T H E H A R D -

TUE.13

LUCK KID, Kacey's, 8:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W /S A S S Y M USIC, Monopole,

9 p.m. NC.

:: b u rlin g to n a r e a

DJ CRAZE

MC SHARPNESS F R ID A Y J u ly 2 3

FOOLS GOLD

Brazilian), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by GRACE POTTER & THE

writer), 1/2, 8 p.m. NC.

T U E SD A Y J u ly 2 0

OPEN MIKE, Sami's Harmony Pub,

C 0 N J U N T 0 C 0 N S 0 L A D 0 R (Afro-Cuban,

10 p.m. NC.

JEFF HOWELL

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FRIEND S, THE NEW ELEMENT, THE

JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

:: b u rlin g to n a r e a

NOVAK, SU PER BIR D M A N (singer-

House, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W /B O N N IE DRAKE,

SUN. 1-1 MON.T2 p.m. NC, followed by COLLETTE

TSU N A M I W /D J H IVE, TRICKY PAT &

6 p.m. NC.

JAZZ BRUNCH W /F R E D B ARNES, Two

S U N D A Y N IG H T M A S S

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PLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey

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:: c h a m p la in v a lle y

S U N D A Y J u ly 1 8

7 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY W /J IM BRANCA, Nectar's,

BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic rock),

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Brothers Tavern, 11:30 a.m. NC.

OLD-TIME SESSIO N S, Radio Bean, 1

FATTIE B. ('80s DJ), Breakwater Cafe, MUSIC MACHINE W /D J T R AN S-

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L E D LO C O

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old-school r&b DJs), The Wine Bar, 9 p.m. NC.

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DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting

NC.

the concert poster, goes on display

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PINE ST. JAZZ ENSEMBLE W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

Soul: Higher Ground Music 1998-

PAUL ASBELL TRIO Gazz), Leunig's,

this week in Burlington. "Everyone

Room, 10 p.m. NC.

MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Breakwater Cafe, 6 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

NC.

8 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W /BONNIE DRAKE,

7 p.m. NC.

2004: A Visual Retrospective," is an

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Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: c h a m p la in v a lle y

JAMES HARVEY QUARTET Gazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by M EM BERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. ('80s DJ),

posters and photography from the now-defunct nightclub.

LADIES' NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MONSTER HITS KARAOKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

11 p.m. NC.

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:: c e n tra l

drum 'n' bass), Club Metronome,

JAY EKIS (rock), Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m.

10 p.m. $2.

owners collaborated with artists at

NC.

BLACK SEA QUARTET, EKIS (klezmer/ Burlington's Jager Di Paola Kemp

Gypsy, rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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FREESTYLE BATTLES W/NASTEE & BIG RYE (hip-hop MC competition),

silkscreened posters touting shows

DAVE KELLER (solo blues), Finkerman's Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

:: n o rth e rn

Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m.

OPEN M IKE W /BILL & CODY,

55/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

at the club. Some of the works have

Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC.

10 p.m. NC.

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Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

upcom ing books: The A rt o f Modern Rock, published by Chronicle Books, and Sonic —

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reviewth is THE MAGIC IS GONE, NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPLETELY SATISFIED (Self-released, CD) Burlington alt-rock vets The Magic is Gone are back with a fresh EP. Front man Colin Clary is leader of The Sm ittens and a prolific artist on his own. But where The Sm ittens specialize in sugary-sweet, sexually am biguous pop and Clary's solo work strays into doe-eyed singer-songw riter territory, TMG is his chance to rock. And rock he does, packing enough ringing g u i tars, ch ugging bass and thunderous drums into the record's 18 minutes to create a num bing wave of sound. "Space, As Opposed to Ligh t" kick-starts the record with a punchy riff and "d o do d o " chorus. "D o n 't Sink Aw ay" cruises along with a

CASEY RAE,

summery buzz reminiscent of groups such as The Lemonheads or Smudge. Likewise, "The Same Prescription" finds Clary and

THE CONTRARIAN

(Self-released, CD)

com pany — lead guitarist Steve Williams, bassist Joe Boo and drummer Tom Goodale — spinn ing through a cathartic cycle of

In a city as musically varied as Burlington, it's odd that so few local artists are involved in

chords. NOWEBCS is a nice little teaser for those w aiting for the next Magic full-length.

laptop com position and experimental electronics. Maybe there's a whole com m unity of Pro

E T H A N COVEY

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DON SHELDON & MITCH BARRON, WHAT COMES UP

recording persona). A longtim e contributor to the Burlington scene as a solo artist, producer and leader of Rocketsled, Rea has spent the past couple of years toiling away at his com put er, creating a unique form of lush electronica.

(Self-released, CD)

His first solo disc, Cult o f the Dead Rockstar, was a frightening, drug-addled journey into the darkest corners of Rea's mind. But his second effort, The Contrarian, is a much more

Don Sheldon and Mitch Barron have been playing guitar and

soothing — but no more subtle — adventure. Filled with hazy melodies and subsonic beats,

bass, respectively, for years in a wide variety of northern

it's an intriguing listen. The Goth chill is still there, but the new record is less of a soul-bar

Vermont bands. The two are also comfortable playing any num

ing exhumation. Here Rea seems content to sim ply experiment with sound. Genres such as

ber of musical styles, and on their first collaborative CD, What

microhouse, trip-hop, ambient and glitch pop up, only to be washed over by another change

Comes Up, the two show their stuff in the space of 10 original

of style. Yet the album doesn't feel scattered. Actually, The Contrarian's 11 tracks maintain a remarkable cohesion for music that is so uncategorizable.

instrumentals. For this musical adventure, Sheldon & Barron

Opening with a flurry of scattershot beats and Rea's cresting, wordless vocals, the record

have invited a dozen fine musicians into the studio, including

soon moves into the acoustic guitar and swirling synths of "G orbachev's Stain ." Crusty beats

Jim Pitman, a world-class dobro and slide-guitar player from the Waterbury area, ex-Sm okin' Grass fiddler Patrick Ross, and

rattle through the track, rubbing up again st a lazy melody. You can tell that' Rea comes from

keyboardist/recording-studio owner Chuck Eller. The groove

a songw riting — and guitar-playing — background. Most of the tracks feature some sort of vocal, and alm ost all contain some six-string action, albeit often processed beyond recogni

ranges from bluegrass to Latin to soft jazz. Though the genres are easy to label, What Comes Up is full of strikingly original music. The only track that sounds too much like som ething else is "M adge” — its guitar work and changes way too much like Paul McCartney's "Blackbird." Sheldon & Barron often play the cheerful sidemen on their recordings, letting the guest m usi

tion. "B lue State/Fashionista" is one of the more abstract cuts, consisting of rusty rattles and a constant, digitally fucked-with drip of water. The h ighlight of the disc is the final track, "K la u s." Inspired by fiery actor Klaus Kinski, the track is a swelling epic that drifts through a number of movements. Chunky guitar strums and sampled cackles launch the piece as a steady drum kick cuts through the fog. Next, the track is deconstructed and rebuilt, riding n o ir samples before exploding into jack

cians take the lead. But it all serves to underscore the guys who wrote the music. What Comes Up is a rare item — good for

hammer drum 'n ' bass. Finally, the wall of sound recedes, beginning a long, delicate decay.

background and for intent listening, too.

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he Burlington art scene is a constantly work seems influenced by graphic design tural spheres. Unfortunately, they are so changing kaleidoscope. While some galleries and pop culture, that’s because it is. ubiquitous that, like Stephen Huneck’s come and go, others continually evolve. The Campbell’s paintings have appeared on dogs, they seem to be getting a little stale. Lineage Gallery on Church Street is of the album covers as well as in galleries. His willingness to forge a new path is as latter variety. While its original focus seems “Suspension” literally glows with a tight refreshing as Lineage’s new exhibition para to have been high-quality limited-edition harmony o f crimson and translucent digm. prints, its current show, “The New New greens. “125th St. Imperial” is Fisk’s reticular England 2004,” is a bold departure: It fea Gaetano presents a variety of pieces, photograph of a kitschy pagoda somewhere tures original work by six artists of regional including sculpture, paintings and photo in the big city. He has also produced a renown, including hometown favorites. The graphs. The sculptures, made of sleekly charming collection of blue-painted porce Lineage lineup consists of Randy Gaetano, finished wood, are standing bullets and lain plates that perfectly complement the Lars Fisk, Scott Campbell, Brett Miller, bombs up to two feet tall. The graceful photograph. That weird concept of domes Dan Scinta and Scott Lenhardt. “Maple Bomb” recalls works by Romanian tic design is likewise manifested in Fisk’s Millers six watercolors are described by master Constantin Brancusi. Gaetano’s rubber “End Table,” which looks like melt Lineage as “beautifully organic psyche painting series “Sky Movements I, II, III” ing wood. His “Old Gold” series of screendelia.” His “Vermont Mist” pieces have a captures an evening firmament enlivened . prints on linen probably refers to some distinctly New England flair — perhaps by falling stars and naturalistic comets. thing from pop culture, but one of the because he’s a graduate of the Maine Although his “Joshua Tree” photo collages problems with such allusions is that not College of Art? Densely packed pine trees feature desert scenes, it’s interesting to note everyone is hip enough to pick up on are rendered in semi-transparent, mono chromatic blue, turquoise, azure, indigo and every other hue from that part of the spectrum. Other Miller pieces possess the same combination of wonderful layering and fluid forms. Four small-scale acrylics by Scinta have similarly rich colors. He creates misty spaces that serve as backgrounds for con that they employ the same mirrored-image them. No matter. The objects are formally crete forms. The beige atmosphere of “Life technique used in the figurative photos of interesting. And ultimately, formalism is Is W hat Happens When You’re N ot in Mark Mothersbaugh recently exhibited at what bestows substance over style. Love” has suddenly contrasting values at Lineage. The famous phrase “Grow or die” was the right third of the piece. A ladder Lenhardt’s highly stylized paintings and originated by business guru Peter Drucker. ascends toward a heavenly vanishing point drawings have an illustrative, almost The capitalistic “grow” is often replaced by through the stained and splattered canvas. comic-book surrealism. His dioramas are the less mercenary “evolve.” Evolution is “Down and O ut” has a graphically abstract far more interesting and original. “Subway about self-improvement, not just survival jet plane flying over blue waves and red . T ank” is a 15-by-13-by-12-inch diorama of of the fittest. W hen artists evolve, they are drips. The looseness of its colors and five subway denizens looking like trapped improving society’s visionary vitality as splashes are reminiscent of late 19th- and rats in an amber glow. “Astronaut Tank” is - well as their own. W hen galleries have the early 20th-century Zen woodcuts. technically similar, but the theme is space, insight to foster artistic evolution, they Campbell’s three vertical abstractions and the suited-up astronauts are aimlessly transcend both elitism and commercial on board blend hard-edged lines and air wandering on the moon, mediocrity. Symbiotic evolution is a winbrush techniques to promulgate a post i Fisk’s work may be the highlight o f the win situation for the arts. It looks like modern, post-industrial aesthetic. If his \ exhibition. He’s well known for his sculp that’s what’s happening at Lineage. ®

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"Aftermath," paintings and works on paper, and wall-hung sculptures, respec tively. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Artist's talk by Wendy Hirschberg with Barbara Zucker, followed by reception, July 8, 7 p.m. $5/3. JODI HEALD & ALYSSA DAVIE: Oil and acrylic paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-0979. Reception July 9, 6-9 p.m. DIANE FINE: "Repast," prints. Lorraine B. Good Room, Firehouse Center, Burlington, 865-7165. Reception July 9, 5:30-7 p.m. HIGHER GR0UND/JDK POSTER SHOW: A retrospective of rock posters made for concerts at Higher Ground. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple, Burlington, 864-5884. Reception July 9, 5-9. p.m. GROUP SHOW: Works in multiple media by Peter Huntoon, Peter Maynard, Nancy Tips, Ken Wheeler and the Green Mountain Rug Hooking Guild. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception July 9, 5-8 p.m. TERRY EKASALA: recent oil-on-linen paintings; and LIAN BREHM: "Para+phrase," digital and mixed-media works. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 748-2600. Reception July 9, 4-7 p.m. ROLAND E. STEVENS: Watercolor paint ings. Depot Theatre Gallery, Westport, N.Y., 518-962-4449. Reception July 9, 5:30-7 p.m. DALE CHIHULY: "Glass and Prints," works by the famed glass artist; and JULY SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Paintings and sculptures by eight contemporary inter national artists. Yester House, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 3621405. Reception July 10, 2-4 p.m.

2ND ANNUAL REGIONAL JURIED EXHIBI TION: Works by artists from New York, Vermont and Quebec. North Country Cul tural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518563-1604. Reception July 10, 5-7 p.m. ELISABET STACY-HURLEY: "Landscapes and Mindscapes," paintings by the Icelandic artist. Last Green Place Fine Art Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3131. Reception July 10, 1-4 p.m. CHRISTINE NEUHARDT: glass, stained glass, watercolors and acrylic paintings. Greenhouse and dining room, Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 862-9647. Reception July 11, 3-5 p.m. EMERGING ARTISTS: An exhibition of works by more than 70 young local artists. Tunbridge Library, 889-9822. Reception July 11, 11:30 a.m. 1:30 p.m.

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JAY COSTELLO: "A Little Abstract," blackand-white photographs. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 879-4222. Reception July 13, 4:30-6 p.m.

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annual event is New England's oldest and largest quilt showcase, featuring nearly 400 new and antique specimens. Shapiro Field House and Plumley Armory, Northfield, 773-6563. Reception July 8, 4:30 p.m. at Plumley Armory; festival July 9-10, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; July 11, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $8. STOWE RUG MAKERS MARKET: Cotswold Furniture hosts four area rug makers and importers from around the world. 132 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-3710. July 911, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. • TEA & THE ARTS IN THE GARDEN: Enjoy Julia Boynton's pastel and oil paintings with live music by Samantha Moffat and Jean-Luc. Horse & Carriage Barn Gallery, Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 928-3364. July 11, 1-5 p.m. GALLERY TOUR: LISTENING TO ART: A discussion-based tour for adults through the Luis Gispert exhibit, "Loud Image." Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. July 14, 7 p.m. Pre-registration required.

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Sulick hung some black-and-white pri nts tsst wtsc-k at City Hall's Metropolitan Gallery, she didn't suspect that th e title of her exhibit, "Artificiality, Reflection, Circus and City," would prove oddly prophetic. Two Burlington City Arts staffers judged a couple photos of nude mannequins to be "obscene" and asked Sulick to remove them, which she did. According to clause 10 of its exhibition con tract — which Sulick signed — BCA bans nudity that contains "strong sexual content" or "promotes hate or violence." This language was crafted following a censorship flap at the Firehouse Gallery several years ago involving a painting of a man with a "tum escent" penis. But it's difficult to see how the Czech store-window mannequin pictured here m ight promote hateful or lustful thoughts. Some viewers may find censorship far more obscene than subjectively "o ffen sive" art; others may find the so-called "com m unity standards" for art in city-run spaces just right. Either way, let BCA know what you think (865-7166), or fire off a ■ letter to the editor (letters@ sevendaysvt.com ). And meanwhile, check out Sulick's remaining photos, which are quite good.

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ONGOING ::b u rlin g to n a r e a STEWART MCHENRY: Photographs of the Middle East. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through July. JASON AUSTERHOUT: Acrylic paintings, bar. Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 862-9647. Through July. ETIENNE PERRET: Fine jewelry in colored diamonds and precious metals; and SUSAN OSMOND: New paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through July. PETRIA MITCHELL: "New Work," landscape

Vermont artists. McCarthy Gallery, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 253-8358. Through August 8. LESLIE MONTANA: Large-scale paintings on the nature of flowers. The Gallerie@ Opaline, Burlington, 859-9216. Through July 9.

oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through July. MICHAEL KUK: "Full Circle," recent mixedmedia works. The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through August. GROUP SHOW: An exhibit featuring a vari ety of works by Charles Duke (1926-2002) and 14 regional artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through August 11. AMBER SULICK: "Artificiality, Reflection, Circus and City," black-and-white photo graphs. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165.’Through July. RACHAEL TROOPER: New mixed-media works. Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074. Through July.

MARILYN RUSECKAS & PEGGY POTTER: "Vermont in Full Color," vivid pastel land scapes and jewel-colored salad bowls, respectively. Frog Hollow Gallery, Burlington, 863-6458. Through July 11. SCULPTURE PARK: Sculpture works on dis play at S.T. Griswold Co., Williston, Art's Alive, 864-1557. Through August. "ME, MYSELF & I": A group exhibit featur ing individual self-portraits by more than 20 artists; and HANS KRAGH-JACOBSEN: "Ironikons," assemblages by the Danish artist and filmmaker. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through August 26. ROY NEWTON: "Cookin' at the Onion," handmade prints of jazz greats. Red Onion Cafe, Burlington, 865-2563. Through July 20. ESSEX ART LEAGUE: A group show featur ing works in multiple media by members of the Essex Art League. Artists' Mediums, Williston, 879-1236. Through July 30. BFA EXHIBIT: Paintings by 18 graduating students from art schools across the country. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 8639400. Through July 12. MHEI GROUP SHOW: Mixed-media works by mentally disabled artists and their fami lies, friends and health-care providers. Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 658-6508. Through summer. 'ART OF THE NEEDLE': An exhibition fea turing 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and 'LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES': A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrangois Daubigny; also, 'PEDAL TO THE METAL': An exhibit documenting the his tory of children's pedal cars; and 'AMERI CAN VISIONS OF PARADISE': Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October. ALICIA LAVIGNE LORENZO: New, colorful, hand-dyed scarves, fabrics and art quilts. Bright Moments Studio, Burlington, 7344749. Ongoing.

"IMAGES FOR A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE'': Paintings, prints and collaborations exploring the relationships between humans and nature by Janet Fredericks, Dona Seegers, Davis TeSelle and Cameron Davis. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through September 4. MATTHEW THORSEN: "Homeocide," photo graphs. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Through July 15. 'WISH YOU WERE HERE': A selection of Vermont postcards depicting Vermont his tory and New England life from Special Collections in UVM's Bailey/Howe Library. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through September 12. BARBARA GARBER: "Connecting Flight," a site-specific wall installation, through July; and KIT DONNELLY: "Open Spaces," acrylics on canvas and watercolors, through August. Airport Gallery, Burlington International Airport, 865-7165. • "MATERIAL VISIONS": A group exhibition exploring the variety of ways glass is used as an artistic medium. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through August 1.

"THE NEW NEW ENGLAND 2004": Paintings, sculptures, dioramas and pho tographs representing elements of New England culture by six Northeast artists. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through August 8. CATHERINE HALL: New encaustic paint ings. Gallery on the Green, Shelburne Craft School, 985-3648. Through July 10. "VERMONT SELECTIONS 2": A satellite exhibition of new work by a group of

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BOWLED OVER Even though the artist is a Potter, her colorful salad bowls and utensils are exquisitely crafted not from clay but from Vermont maple. Peggy Potter's work is currently featured in the Frog Hollow Craft Center's group show, "Vermont in Full Color." Vessels, vases,

WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show fea- • turing fabric works, holographic gratings and steel sculptures. ECHO, Burlington Waterfront, 864-1848. Through fall.

AMERICAN GARDEN LEGACY: Reproductions of garden images from the 1920s and '30s, through July 25. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. PETER MAX: "Max on Music," featuring a number of the artist's portraits of rock greats, Grammy works and other mustcrelated pieces. The Art of Peter Max — Colors of a Better World, Manchester Village' 366-8181. Ongoing.

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COLLETTE FORTIN & KARLA VAN VLIET: "Ancient Techniques, New Visions," jewel ry and Chinese brush paintings, respec tively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through July. MICHAEL KUYT: Wooden gear-clock sculp tures. Last Green Place Fine Art Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3131. Ongoing. ARTISTS' ALLEY: Murals and mosaic-cov ered benches by community artists of all ages. Off Main St., Bristol, 453-4032. Ongoing. —

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tional quilts and their stories. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 728-3232. Through July 27. KENNETH P. OCHAB: Landscape oil paint ings, as well as works by other Vermont artists. Goldleaf Gallery, Waitsfield, 2793824. Ongoing.

paintings. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 2299409. Through July. ERIC DAVID LAXMAN: Figurative and abstract sculptures made from stone and metal. The Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, W. Rutland, 438-2097. Through August 1. 'THE CREATIVE GARDEN': Garden sculp tures, furniture, birdbaths and feeders, fountains and pottery planters by Vermont craftspeople. Artisans Hand, Montpelier, 229-9492. Through August 15. RANDY ALLEN: "Feeling the Landscape," landscape oil paintings. Governor Douglas' office, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through July. RENEE CIOTTI: Photographs. City Hall Gallery, Montpelier, 229-6769.-Through July. PRIA CAMBIO: "Fragments of Fantasy," drawings and paintings of Halloween in Key West. Julio's, Montpelier, 229-9348. Ongoing. "OPEN SPECTRUM": A color-themed group show featuring works by 41 artists. T.W. Wood Gallery, Vermont College, Mont pelier, 828-8743. Through July 23. LYNN RUPE: "Art in the Supreme Court," colorful, semi-abstract-paintings. Supreme Court building, Montpelier, 8284784. Through July 9. "WATERCOLORS": Paintings by Orchard Valley Waldorf School students, through July 12; and GROUP SHOW: Paintings and photographs Jay 10 Vermont artists, ongoing. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824.

JOHN BRICKELS & JENEANE LUNN: "Vermont Farm Vignettes," clay sculptures of dilapidated barns and pastel paintings of farm equipment, respectively. Frog Hollow Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through July 11. LOIS JACKSON: "Wildflowers of Mt. Independence," watercolor paintings. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 948-2000. Through October 11. "ALWAYS IN SEASON': Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through November 13. ROD MACIVER: Wilderness-themed watercolors and gifts. Heron Dance Gallery, Middlebury, 388-4875. Ongoing. SUSAN BENEDICT: An exhibition of new work in the artist's studio. Native Tongue Pottery, Brandon, 247-8214. Ongoing.

::ce n tral MAGGIE NEALE: "Mexican Visions Continue," oil paintings with a beeswax/ copal mixture .and fabric. City Center, Montpelier, 229-9446. Through August 6. ART IN BLOOM:‘Floral1art and photography, featuring the works of 16 area artists. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232. Through August 1. VERMONT ARTISTS: A group show. Axel's Gallery & Frame Shop, Waterbury, 2447801. Through August. ANDREW YOUNG: Photography; and CARO LINE SAGONICH: "Abstract Catanddogism," abstract paintings. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through July.

::n o rth e rn JULIE BOYNTON: Pastel and oil paintings in French and American Impressionist styles. Horse & Carriage Barn Gallery, Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 928-3364. Through July 14. GROUP SHOW: An exhibit featuring a vari ety of two- and three-dimensional works by more than 50 artists. Tamarack Gallery, E. Craftsbury, 586-8078. Ongoing. BARBARA WAGNER: "Glimpses," new abstract paintings. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through August 23. GROUP EXHIBIT: Twenty-five area artists explore "art and space" at the West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe,' 253-8943. Through August 15. GROUP SHOW: Artwork by 66 local awardwinners of the Northern Vermont Artist's Association annual juried exhibit. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through July 11. DON WILKINSON: "Fatal Transgressions," work depicting the seven deadly sins; and ELIZABETH WILKINSON: "Things I've Lost, Things I've Found," art quilts. Chow! Bella, St. Albany 524-1405; Through July. JOAN & ENRIQUE SANCHEZ: Paintings, drawings and book illustrations. Back Room Gallery, St. Johnsbury, 748-0158. Through July 24. GAYLEEN AIKEN: Twenty-one framed paint ings. GRACE Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through July 24. "VERMONT SELECTIONS": A juried exhibi tion of new work by 32 Vermont artists. Main Gallery, through August; and JAMIE COPE: "Focus on Women," 25 portrait

"FREEDOM & UNITY: ONE IDEAL, MANY STORIES": An exhibition that explores how Vermonters have balanced individual freedoms and community since the 1600s. Vermont Historical Society Museum, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 479-8500. Ongoing.

"QUILTING: STITCHING THE PAST, PRE SENT 8t FUTURE": A collection of memo rial, special-occasion and multi-genera

photographs of females of all ages, East Gallery, through July 11. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. MICHAEL STEWART & MATT BUCY: "States of Head: Unauthorized Portraits," largerthan-life oil portraits of men in power and a video installation that paints net work footage and Web images into the face of President Bush as he gives the State of the Union address, respectively. The Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 280-1864. Through July.

::re g io n a l GAIL BESSETTE: "Glimpses," landscape paintings, through July 11, and July 20 August 8; and DIANE MENZIES: "Quietude," oil paintings. North Gallery, through August 5. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 518-523-2512. "SMALL PAINTINGS": Works inspired by Lake Champlain and the Adirondacks by four regional artists. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494. Through July 28. "VROOM, HUM & ROCK": Neon sculptures by Frangois Alfred M, chrome-and-paint sculptures and photographs of choppers and bikes by Ken Aiken, and classic rock 'n' roll images from the Anniversary Show. Galerie Harwood, Hudson, Quebec, 450458-1557. Through August T. ADIRONDACK ART CHAIRS EXHIBIT: A traveling exhibit featuring 38 Adirondack chairs crafted by regional artists. Various locations, 518-523-2512. Through August 28.

NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIA TION: A juried show featuring the work of area artists in a variety of media. Bryan Memorial Art Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through July 11. BREAD & PUPPET EXHIBIT: Hundreds of puppets and masks. Bread & Puppet Museum, Glover, 525-3031. Through November 1. 20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings by Mary and Alden Bryan. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 22. GROUP SHOWrOil watercolors, photos, mixed-media works and maritime sculp tures by several artists. The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 524-4447. Ongoing. THE ART GALLERY: A group exhibit featur ing original oils, watercolors, sculpture and giclee prints. The Art Gallery, Stowe, . 253-6007. Ongoing.

"LOOKING BACK, MOVING FORWARD": Thirty-four images by 19th- and 20thcentury female photographers, through September 19; and LUIS GISPERT: "Loud Images," photographs, sound sculptures and multi-media installations, through September 19; and "DREAMING OF COUNTRY": Eleven contemporary Aboriginal paintings, through August 29; and "ILLUMINATING INSTRUMENTS": An exhibition featuring selected appara tus from Dartmouth's Allen King Collection of Historic Scientific Instruments, through October 17. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. JEAN COCTEAU: "L'Enfant Terrible," works crossing different artistic disciplines by the 20th-century artist. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000. Ongoing. ®

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ovies based on comic books began losing their allure for me around 1992, the year Batman Returns came out. Could anyone have made a duller, less seductive Catwoman than Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, we’ll find out this summer, when Halle Berry bor rows the black leather outfit. The genre was in a handbasket by ’96 (The Phantom, The Crow: City o f Angels), well on its way to hell by ’97 (Batman & Robin, Spawn) and had hit rock bottom about the time Dark City was released in ’98. I’ve never been a big vower, but I made a sacred one at that point: Life is too short; no more movies based on comic books for me. As a consequence, I have not savored the cinematic pleasures of, among others, the X-Men and Blade films, The Punisher, The Hulk, or the sight of Ben Affleck saving the world as Daredevil. When the studio sent a DVD of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man for award consideration in 2002,1 stuck it in my son’s Christmas stocking. He is 13 now and really, really, really wanted me to take him to the box-office-record-shattering sequel. As I had no one to blame but myself for making him a fan, I chose to honor his request over my promise. Was it everything I’d been led to expect? Sure. And less. I’d watch Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst do their taxes, they’re both so talented and appealing. So definitely no problem there. Based on my research (a quick briefing from the boy as we stood in line to get popcorn), the second film is an introspectionfest compared with the first. In fact, the movie it reminded me of the most is Martin Scorsese’s The Last Temptation o f Christ. Raimi’s latest is very much a Last Temptation of Spidey sort of deal, with much of its running time devoted to Peter Parker’s brooding over whether being perpetually on call to aid mankind is worth the personal sacrifices required of him. In the film’s first third alone, his crime fighting costs him a pizza-delivery job; causes him to get so far behind in his college work that he’s in danger of flunking out; puts him at odds with his landlord; and convinces the woman he adores that the only place she’ll ever find love is in the arms of another man. Just as Willem Dafoe’s Christ considered ducking his destiny to embrace the pleasures of ordinary human life, Maguire’s Spider-Man does an accounting of all he’s missing. And, on bal ance, he concludes he’s giving up too much. That he has a right to enjoy his time on Earth, too. Parker gives life as a regular guy a try for a while, but his tim

ing is bad. His soul-searching coincides with the appearance of a supervillain who wreaks more havoc than Parker’s conscience will permit him to ignore. Alfred Molina costars as Dr. O tto Octavius, a scientist whose attempt to build a fusion machine to produce cheap energy goes awry — for goofy, comic-book rea sons — and results instead in his mutation into Doc Ock, an evil tub of lard with giant metal tentacles. W ith the introduction of this character, Raimi’s film degener ates from a superhero Hamlet into a cheesy, routine bit of madscientist malarkey. The cheese appears to be Swiss, too, given the number of holes in this aspect o f the story: Who builds nuclear reactors in rented office space and tests them for the first time with a roomful of unprotected friends? W hat are the odds some body’s not going to get mutated into a supervillain? We’re told Octavius constructed the tentacles (which are implanted into his spine) because the fusion materials are dan gerous to handle. So why didn’t he just design the machine with robotic arms inside it? And what kind of a nut implants office equipment in his spine? So Spider-Man 2 is a silly comic-book movie with provoca tive psychological overtones. O r a provocative character study with silly comic-book overtones. Take your pick. Either way, it’s hardly the cinematic milestone the film is widely hailed to be. There’s some truly nice dialogue (Dunst caressing Maguire’s face and asking, “Isn’t it time someone saved your life?”). Danny Elfman’s score is a corker. O f course, he’s had practice. He’s been doing these since Tim Burton’s first Batman. The scenes in which Maguire swoops and swings between skyscrapers like a web-slinging Tarzan are technically impressive, for the most part, only occasionally'betraying their computer-generated reality. And, in the midst of much Molina-related nonsense, there are a few truly effective sequences. My favorite came after our hero almost kills himself slowing an out-of-control subway train to a stop. With hushed reverence, passengers lay him slashed and unmasked on the car’s floor and gaze at him with wonder. His posture and wounds give the tableau a deliberate Passion of the Parker feel and, when his eyes open, the connection between savior and saved is touchingly palpable. I wish the film had more of that sort of thing and less gener ic evil-genius stuff. If it had, Spider-Man 2 might not have mere ly perpetuated the genre. It might have transcended it. ®

Cecile De France costar. Frank Coraci directs. (100 min, PG)

THE CHRONICLES OF R ID D IC K ** Vin Diesel reprises the role he played in P itc h B la c k in a desperate attempt to

save his career. Which is a coinci dence, since this is the story of a futuristic anti-hero who attempts to save the world from destruction by an evil despot. Colm Feore costars. David Twohy directs. (119 min, PG-13)

CONTROL R O O M *** Jehane Noujaim's latest offers a documentary look behind the scenes at al-Jazeera and draws some provocative conclusions about the fairness of war coverage offered by the Arabic network and its counterparts in the U.S. media. (84 min, NR)

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW*** Roland (In d e p e n d e n c e D a y ) Emmerich's latest once again concerns a threat to humankind. This time around, the sur vival of the planet's population is called into question not by evil space men but by really, really bad weather. The ensemble cast includes Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian Holm, Sela Ward and Jay 0. Sanders. (124 min, PG-13)

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n a year that has witnessed a bizarre reli gious phenom enon called The Passion o f the Christ, any movie concerning faith comes under closer scrutiny. Saved!, which opened last week at the Roxy in Burlington, is a black comedy about born-again teens. A lthough director/cowriter Brian Dannelly’s interesting debut feature goes after the potential hypocrisy o f those who profess moral superiority, it’s far too even-handed. At American Eagle Christian High School, the kids may be devout, but they’re also caught up in the kind of intense social milieu recendy examined in Mean Girls. Hilary Faye, played by pop

tendencies. In deciding to sacrifice her chastity, she reasons that the Lord will forgive a virginal heart. T he couple suc cumbs to sin. Nonetheless, C had’s parents find a male skin mag under his bed and ship him off to rehab for “de-gayification.” M ary soon discovers that she’s pregnant. She can’t confide in her widowed m oth er (Mary-Louise Parker), who has fallen for the principal, Pastor Skip (M artin Donovan). H e’s the kind o f clergyman who tries to impress his adolescent charges w ith pseudo-hip jargon such as “W ho’s down w ith G .O .D .?” and “Let’s get our C hrist o n .” Alienated from the school’s judgmental Bible-believers, Mary turns to two out casts. They happen to be the most com plex characters in the ensemble cast. Hilary Faye’s sardonic brother Roland (Macaulay Culkin), who has used a wheel chair since a childhood accident left him paraplegic, sees through his sister’s manip ulative tactics. Rebellious Cassandra (Eva Amurri, the real-life daughter o f Susan Sarandon) is the only Jew at American Eagle. Her purple car bears a bumper sticker that reads, “Jesus loves you,” right next to one that proclaims, “Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” Patrick (Patrick Fugit o f Almost Famous fame), who falls for Mary, is arfother misfit. In a class of^straight arrows he’s a longhaired skateboarder — and Pastor Skip’s son. T he lad is just back from visiting his m other in Latin America, where she lives full-time. All is not kosher, it seems, in the preacher’s

D annelly apparently w ants to lam poon fu n d am en talism w ith ou t really o ffen d in g anyone. singer Mandy Moore, is the queen bee with a nasty streak thinly disguised by a holier-than-thou smile. O ne o f her best friends is Mary (Jenna Malone), whose sweet nature becomes sidelined because she’s thrilled to be part o f the cool crowd. W hile Mary and her boyfriend Dean - v r* (Chad Faust) are swimming together, he confides his attraction to same-sex rela tionships. Dazed, she has an underwater vision o f Jesus — actually a bearded pool guy — com m anding her to do whatever it takes to counteract those

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house o f everlasting virtue. Some o f the dialogue is wonderfully edgy. W hen M ary is spotted emerging from Planned Parenthood before her secret has been revealed, Cassandra sug gests that there’s only one reason a Christian girl would go to such a clinic. In response, Roland’s first guess is that she was planting a pipe bomb. Unfortunately, that kind o f sharp writing is not consistent throughout the script, which often opts for a can’t-weall-get-along political correctness. It stands in sharp contrast to Alexander Payne’s Citizen Ruth, a 1996 satire o f the anti-abortion movement that also milks pro-choice forces for humor. And his Election, released in 1999, skewers high school politics w ith far more devil ish fun than can be found in Saved!. Dannelly apparently wants to lam poon fundamentalism w ithout really offending anyone, so he both ridicules and respects evangelical fervor. Jeezum Crow, make up your mind.

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GARFIELD* He was the cat's pajamas in Lost in T ranslation; now he's the cat.

Bill Murray stars in this animated fea ture that brings America's favorite feline to the big screen. With Liz Wilson and Breckin Meyer. (80 min, PG)

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS: Rockabilly rules when this homegrown band sounds off. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2693. THE JO H N N Y CLEGG B A N D : Juluka and Savuka music transports listeners to South Africa. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 603-868-7300. PE R FO R M A N C E S I N THE PA R K : Calais writer Rita Murphy reads from her young adult novel, Harmony, followed by newgrass tunes from The Stockwell Brothers. Aldrich Library & City Hall Park, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. 4 0 T H A R M Y B A N D : Musical members of the Vermont National Guard show their spirit. Main St. Park, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 338-3480. VIL L A G E H A R M O N Y : Teenage singers and instru mentalists lead an aural world-tour with music from Brazil, Argentina, Bulgaria, Italy and the U.S. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 426-3210.

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The b e st w ay to im ag in e erstw h ile B u rlin gton is to approach the city by water. It 's easy to wipe out the Wyndham and the other tall buildings erected in the last century. In your mind's eye, anyway. From a boat, Vermont's most livable city doesn't look that much different from the log-loving out post it once was. Economically challenged. And stunningly small. Queen City history was even easier to conjure last Saturday, when hundreds of people gathered at the waterfront to watch a boat... float. The Lois McClure didn't really make a splash when she slipped into the harbor by the Coast Guard station. That would have been entertainment. The replica canal schooner, based on an 1862 model, harks back to an era when people had all the time in the world to watch a vir gin vessel being lowered slowly into the drink. It was a different scene entirely out on the

Legendary music makers and talented up-andcomers perform blues, electronica, world and other variations on a jazz theme. Various venues in Montreal, various times and prices. Info, 888-515-0515.

tugboat plied the same water as Jetskis, rowboats, canoes, inflatables. People brought kids, cell phones, pets. In one vessel, the operator and his dog wore matching yellow life vests. "T his is like a boat show ," I commented to one skipper, who looked as skeptical of my kayak pad dling skills as the scow ling officers on the enforc

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nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance ses sion. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 899-2422. N E W YORK CITY B ALLET: The world-class troupe offers a moving tribute to renowned Russian choreographer George Balanchine. Saratoga Center for the Performing Arts, N.Y., 8:15 p.m. $15-57.50. Info, 518-584-9330.

Sure, some people came for the fireworks — a brilliant double bill. But it wasn't for pyrotechnics that the rag-tag flotilla crowded inside the breakwa ter. Like guests at a wedding, we formed an aquatic aisle for the beaming, flag-festooned Lois McClure and her escort, Miss Piggy, as she moved to her berth at Perkins Pier. When applause from the shore reached our ears, we made our own statement. Horns sounded

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crowd in stitches with his acrobatic antics and slapstick humor. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 468-1119. T O P D O G /U N D E R D O G ': Weston Playhouse presents this dark comedy from Suzan-Lori Parks about brotherly love and family identity. Weston Playhouse, 8:30 p.m. $22. Info, 824-5288.

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THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL': Stowe Theater Guild adapts Baroness Orczy's 1905 novel about a wealthy British nobleman-turned-superhero. Town Hall Theater, Stowe, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961. 'HAVING OUR SAY': St. Michael's Playhouse dra matizes the true story of two 100-year-old African-American sisters. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27.50. Info, 654-2536. 'THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS': An 18th-cen tury craftsman tries to juggle a pair of jobs in this production at Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

film 'OLYMPIA, PART II': Nazi Party "darling" Leni Riefenstahl directed this documentary about the 1938 Berlin Olympics. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. 'STILL, WE BELIEVE': This baseball documentary hits home with die-hard Red Sox fans. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FOLK ART TALK: Folklorist Jane Beck shares her experiences as an oral historian at the Vermont Folklife. Center, Middlebury, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

w ords WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly free-write session. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242. 'LONG JOURNEY' SERIES: Teens and adults dis cuss books and films depicting the refugee and immigrant experience. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865*-7211. PULITZER GROUP: Avid readers discuss the prize-worthiness of Shirley Ann Grau's The Keepers o f the House. Warren Public,Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913. HAYDEN CARRUTH: The award-winning bard reads his published poems at the St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. DAVID MOATS: The Pulitzer-Prize-winning author of Civil Unions: A Battle fo r Gay Marriage talks about his writing. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311, ext. 830.

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FLOWER PLANTING: Kids dig getting dirty at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TEDDY BEAR PICNIC: Teddy-toting tots boogie to tunes by the Swing Peepers. Maple St. Park Pavil ion, Essex Junction, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. 'TELLING TAILS' SERIES: Lounge in the grass and listen to a reading of Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows. Westford Common, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. ANNELI BLUME: The 10-year-old Re-Bop record ing artist sings numbers from the album, Even Kids Get the Blues. Finkerman's Bar-B-Q, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2295. SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP: Creative kids make hand-stamped animal note cards to raise money for the local Humane Society. Lincoln Library, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. BASKETBALL: Teens shoot hoops at the Barre Auditorium, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7378.

sp ort HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. City Hall Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 318-5527.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5. SOLID-WASTE PICK-UP HEARINGS: Residents and business owners weigh in on early-morning downtown noise. Department of Public Works, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9094.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See July 7. '40TH ARMY BAND': See July 7, People's Academy, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3257. THE UNKNOWN BLUES BAND: Big Joe Burrell and his band get a little help from 10-year-old "bluesbelter" Anneli Blume. Performance Pavilion, Westport, N.Y., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 518-962-8778. 'RAY VEGA AND JAZZISMO': The sizzling Salsa trumpeter teams up with a six-piece band for an evening of lively Latin numbers. See calen dar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $14. Info, 652-4500. PETE & KAREN SUTHERLAND: Get folked up listening to this veteran Vermont duo at the Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

d an ce dram a 'TOPDOG/UNDERDOG': See July 7. 'THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL': See July 7. 'HAVING OUR SAY': See July 7. "THE GONDOLIERS': Gilbert & Sullivan created this " tale of two oarsmen who become joint monarchs of mighty "Barataria." Unadilla Theatre, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. 'MOLLY SWEENEY': Lost Nation Theater stages Irish playwright Brian Friel's drama about a blind woman who recovers her vision. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 229-0492.

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NEW YORK CITY BALLET: See July 7, 2 & 8:15 p.m. ♦

REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donation. Info, 453-2627. AN DATH UAINE: This culture club focuses on the history and current events of the Emerald Isle. Ri Ra Irish Pub, Burlington, 7 p.m: free. Info, 355-0314. FARMERS' MARKET: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1515.

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FRENCH & INDIAN WAR COMMEMORATION:

Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

Playhouse, 8 p.m. $22-44. Info, 867-5777.

'PRIVATE LIVES': In this Noel Coward comedy, a or without —

Hero, 6 p.m. $17. Info, 372-8400.

bond through fun and games. Family Center,

farce takes the mystery out of whodunits. Dorset

couple can't live with —

Island Center at Knight Point State Park, North

DADS' PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring

THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND': This one-act

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other. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8

History buffs recall the Battle of Carillon with

world of plants on a walk around the Four

a reenactment and a wreath-laying ceremony.

by Marc Camoletti. Valley Players Theater,

Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1

Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10:45 a.m. $12. Info,

Waitsfield, 8 pirn. $11. Info, 583-1674.

this rousing musical adaptation of Terrence

garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and

McNally's novel. Weston Playhouse, 8 p.m.

bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston,

Free Library, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

change operation gone awry. See story, this

'RAPTOR ENCOUNTER': Boys and girls flock to

issue. Shoebox Theatre, 135 Pearl, Burlington,

meet live hawks and owls. Fletcher Free Library,

7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966.

Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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'NEVER ENDING TEA & PETS PARTY': Singer-

then talk about the book. New Directions for

p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7378.

Theater weighs in on current events with nation al-emergency clowns, giant puppets and "an

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL:

asymmetric prisoner-of-war orchestra." Bread & Puppet Farm, Glover, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 525-3031.

try and blues music. Salisbury Congregational

'HARRY POTTER' EVENT: J. K. Rowling fans watch Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,

Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7

m u sic Also, see clubdates in Section A.

and Kristina Cady for a night of bluegrass, coun

Public Library, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

in the 1950s. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins

p.m. $6. Info, 388-1436.

'LIGHT SHINING IN GLOVER': The Bread & Puppet

WOODCHUCK'S REVENGE: Sandy Morse joins Peter

kids grooving with family-friendly music. Cabot

look at the culinary habits of Norwegian men

and Tom Verner insist there's nothing up their sleeves... Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7

See July 7.

songwriter Colin McCaffrey and the Re-Bops get

'STILL, WE BELIEVE': See July 7. 'KITCHEN STORIES': This film offers a satirical

Church, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 352-4609.

PETER JANSON: The classical guitarist riffs on folk, jazz and world-music styles. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop

BASIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: This three-day twang-and-pluck affair benefits the conserva tion scholarship fund. Basin Road, Brandon,

Colchester, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-9720.

Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 7. G.E. FOOD SAFETY MEETING: Concerned citizens

JOSEPH CORBETT: The local author shares tales from his book, We Played Our Cards: How My Generation Met the Call o f World War I I . Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

'MUSIC ON THE MOUNT' SERIES: Vocalist Phyllis Hasty croons tunes from the World War I I era.

hour. Info, 479-4127.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. 'SQUEAL & SQUAWK': See July 7. BASKETBALL: See July 7. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME:

art

p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000.

See exhibitions in Section A.

tribute to Charles Ives at this not-always-har-

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monic convergence. Irasburg Town Hall, 7:30

'HACKIE: CAB DRIVING AND LIFE': Seven Days columnist-cabbie Jernigan Pontiac reads from

p.m. $10. Info, 754-6335.

his new book of collected stories. Bear Pond

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Books, Montpelier. 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples

3-6:30 p.m.

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$6.50. Info, 748-2600.

Brewing, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 545-2793.

MAYOR'S CUP FESTIVAL: See July 7. HISTORY CRUISE: See July 7. LIBRARY SALE: See July 7. INTERVALE THURSDAYS: Nature walks and a bird

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7.

lo w s the seasons of a Buddhist monk's life.

chew on Vermont's current food laws. Otter Creek

FARMERS' MARKET: See July 7, Rt. 15, Jericho,

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Green, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-7447.

'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, W INTER... AND SPRING': This award-winning Korean film fol

Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 7

WAREBROOK CONTEMPORARY MUSIC FESTI VAL: Hear cutting-edge compositions and a

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film RICHMOND GREEN FILM FEST: Local jazz-funk musician Leon Tubbs kicks off an al fresco show ing of Monty Python & The Holy Grail. Volunteer's

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m.

8:30 p.m. $10-30. Info, 247-3275.

scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field,

film and print pictures at the Center for

of pride. See story, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burling

MAGIC SHOW: Sleight-of-hand stars Tom Joyce

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ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally

plays the lead in this rock opera about a sex-

stand-up comics pay lip service to the lighter side ton, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-5966.

11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

$31-35. Info, 824-5288.

IT'S QUEER JOKES AT THE FLYNN, FOLKS!': Three

518-585-2821.

BOOK SALE: Lit lovers shop to support the Stowe

'LITTLE ROOTS' STORYTIME: Kids gather in the

'HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH': Robert Toms

weave a tangled web in this farce about love

KIDS' GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the

p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

'THE FULL MONTY': Actors let it all hang out in

'THE FULL MONTY': See July 8, $37-41. 'HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH': See July 8. 'DON'T DRESS FOR DINNER': The Valley Players

talk give folks a break from city life. Burlington Intervale, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

COMMUNITY CLINIC: Alternative practitioners

Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy lis

demonstrate hands-on healing arts. Vermont

tening at the South Burlington Library, 11

Integrated Medicine, Montpelier, 5:30-8:30

a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

p.m. Donation. Info, .229-2635.

'ITTY BITTY SKATING': Pint-size bladers take to

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: Herrmann's Royal

the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11

Lipizzan Stallions of Austria catch air at the

a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

BILL CLEARY & GARY KOWALSKI: Two local authors,spread the word about their books,

Prayers to an Evolutionary God and Science and the Search fo r God. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7.

k id s PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See July 7, 10:15 a.m. ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 7, Waterbury Branch Library, 9:30 a.m.

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a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg

ish. Behind Foggs Hardware Store, Norwich, 5-

Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

11 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1614.

MIDNIGHT HOOPS: Teens work on their night moves at the Burlington YMCA, 7 p.m. - mid night. Free. Info, 862-9622.

'MUSIC TIME': Readers rock out to family-friend ly tunes before storytime. Waterbury Branch Library, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SONGS & STORIES WITH MATTHEW: Matthew

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Also, see clubdates in Section A.

harmonies. Brownell Library, Essex Junction,

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL:

10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

KIDS & COPS DAY: The Richmond Police Department molds youngsters into model citizens with K-9 demos and fire truck tours. Volunteer's Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

'YOUNG & FUN' SERIES: Juggles the Clown proves laughter is contagious with his rib-tickling show. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 518-523-2512.

'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI': Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-play ing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

See July 7.

BASIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: See July 9. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Get ready for one hell of a performance. Selections include music from O r p h e u s in th e U n d e rw o rld , "Night on Bald Mountain" and The L o r d o f th e R in g s. See calendar spotlight. Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 864-5741, ext. 10.

DON GARSIDE: This musical mailman delivers a one-person performance of old-time tunes on guitar and harmonica. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

GREGG SMITH SINGERS: Vocalists evoke an "Adirondack Indian Summer" with songs by home-town composer Victor Herbert. Lake

sport

Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m., $10.

BIRD MONITORING WALK: Teacher and naturalist Bridget Butler helps bird enthusiasts identify,

Info, 518-523-2515.

BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT: This seven-mem

count, and record species. Green Mountain

ber group stirs things up with a blend of country,

Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. Donation.

folk and bluegrass music. Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 223-9831.

Info, 434-3068.

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etc FARMERS' MARKETS: See July 7, Granite Junction, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 4725584. Volunteer's Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

MAYOR'S CUP FESTIVAL: See July 7. HISTORY CRUISE: See July 7. LIBRARY SALE: See July 7. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 8. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vam pires get together for fantasy role-play at City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-9859. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8

BLIND AMBITION

NEW YORK CITY BALLET: See July 7, $8-24.75. WOMEN'S PRIDE DANCE: Dykes get down to

Molly Sweeney may be blind, but she can see a whole lot more than the people around her, including a goal-oriented husband who insists she undergo an experimental eye operation. The procedure is suc cessful, at first. But Molly's imagined universe turns out to be far more beautiful than the real thing — an outcome the rational "see in g " world failed to picture. An illustration of the power of point of view, Brian Friel's psychological play is nothing less than revealing.

Tammy Fletcher & The Disciples and DJ E.V. The Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 7 p.m. $1518. Info, 864-7835.

'JARDIN ANIMEE' & TAQUITA': Burklyn Ballet Theater performs an abridged Le Corsaire, about a slave girl who is kidnapped by a pasha and rescued by a pirate. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1390.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages and abilities mingle in motion at Jazzercize, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

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HOT AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL: Twenty-five high flying balloonists rise to the occasion amid three days of food, drinks and live entertain ment. StowefTake Mountain Resort & Spa, Stowe, 6:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-7355.

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'MOLLY SWEENEY': See July 8. THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND': See July 8, 4 & 8:30 p.m.

'PRIVATE LIVES': See July 8. 'THE FULL MONTY': See July 8, 3 p.m. $34-38 & 8 p.m. $37-41.

'DON'T DRESS FOR DINNER': See July 9. 'CANDIDA': A minister is tested in this play by George Bernard Shaw, when the young man

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7. ORGANIZING DISCUSSION: Members of Montreal's Anti-Capitalist Convergence and the Northeast Federation of Anarcho-Communists discuss anti

Unadilla Theatre, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $20.

'LET MY PEOPLE GO': This musical about civilrights issues draws on stories collected from Southern court documents. See calendar spot light. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $10-15. Info, 877-3406.

DRAG SHOW: The Barony of all Vermont hosts an outrageous evening of gay pride to benefit Outright Vermont. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 11:30 p.m. $5. Info, 863-9429.

SPIELPALAST CABARET: Dancing, magic, music and vaudeville resurrect the burlesque world of pre-war Berlin. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 655-7300.

p.m. Free. Info, 878-5804.

'MAN ON THE TRAIN': This French film explores the improbable friendship that develops between a bank robber and a retired poetry teacher. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. 'KILL BILL' VOL. 1 & 2: Uma Thurman slashes

life in Revolutionary America.. Hubbardton

Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 10 a.m.

Battlefield State Historic Site, Castleton, 9:30

Free. Info, 454-8493.

a.m. $5. Info, 273-2282.

k id s ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. 'SATURDAY STORIES': Librarians read from popular

Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 989-9499. 'DOGVILLE': Nicole Kidman seeks sanctuary from gangsters in this morality movie set during the Depression. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

trophy vehicles. The evening features an "oldies" dance. Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, 9

a.m. Free. Info, 879-2684.

a.m., dance 7:30 p.m. Donation. Info, 265-8026.

CHILDREN'S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children's Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

ETHAN AND IRA CHALLENGE: Kids of all ages learn navigational skills while reenacting the legendary race between the Green Mountain

little guys and gals with a reading from his picture book at Bear Pond Books, Montpelier,

4360. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5856.

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MAYOR'S CUP FESTIVAL: See July 7. HISTORY CRUISE: See July 7. LIBRARY SALE: See July 7. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 8, 2:30 p.m. HOT AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL: See July 9. NORWICH FAIR: See July 9, 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. FLEA MARKET: Proceeds from your purchases

Also, see clubdates in Section A.

BASIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: See July 10.WAREBROOK CONTEMPORARY MUSIC FESTI VAL: See July 9, Irasburg Town Hall, noon. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See July 10, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe.

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community

help fund an 8th-grade trip to France. Bishop

music-makers sound off at Battery Park,

John A. Marshall Catholic School, Morrisville, 8

Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3686.

a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3577. ST. STEPHEN'S PEASANT MARKET: A BBQ lunch

11 a.m. Free. Info, 253-8236.

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LEWIS FRANCO & THE GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCTS: Toe-tappers move to the folk

and live auction are among the deals you can't

HISTORY HIKE: Follow in the footsteps of Revolutionary War soldiers on this jaunt led by an historian. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 948-2000. BURROWS TRAIL TREK: Learn about the ecolo

7:30 a.m. Donation. Info, 434-3068.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB WORK HIKE: Help rebuild a Long Trail shelter on a hike that combines exercise and a sense of accom plish ment. Leave from the Burlington area, call for times. Free. Info, 865-9813.

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FARMERS' MARKETS: See July 7, downtown Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-

Info, 865-2711.

PADDLE OTTER CREEK: After this Otter Creek paddle originating in Vergennes, boaters can take a dip at Kingsland Bay. Meet at Montpelier High School, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 479-2304.

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sounds of this quartet. Buch Spieler,

refuse here. Middlebury Village Green, 9 a.m.

Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 223-0882.

Free. Info, 388-7200. DOG SHOW: Canines compete at the Champlain

THE WILL PATTON QUINTET: A donation for the Food Shelter gets you grooving to Gypsy-jazz

Valley Kennel Club's All Breed Dog Show and Obedience Trial. Champlain Fairgrounds, Essex

style melodies. Belvidere Pavilion, Cambridge, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2570.

Juction, 9 a.m. $5. Info, 879-6168.

FESTIVAL ON-THE-GREEN: Kick up your heels

ALL MY RELATIONS INTERTRIBAL POW-WOW:

and boogie to the banjos of Gopher Broke Bluegrass. Middlebury Village Green, 6 p.m.

Native Vermonters drum up support for indige nous issues at a two-day celebration of their

Free. Info, 388-0216.

shared heritage. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 11

KILLINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL: Works by

a.m. $6. Info, 479-0594. HISTORY WALK: Join the Chittenden County

Joaquin Turina, Juan Arriaga, Federico Torroba and Manuel de Falla conjure up "A Night in the Gardens of Spain." Ram's Head Base Lodge,

Historical Society for an educational explo ration of old Westford. Westford Public Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1047.

Killington, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 422-6767.

TULIP BULB HARVEST: Floral fans dig deep red,

LAKE PLACID SINFONIETTA: Czech out composi

heirloom cultivars at the Justin Morrill State

tions by Boieldieu and Myslivecek, along with Mozart's "Prague Symphony" and Bach's

Historic Site, Strafford, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4484. FIREMAN'S MUSTER: Local firefighters compete in

"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4." Lake Placid

games to provide stuffed "Friends for Life" to

Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-523-2512.

children facing emergencies. Vermont Teddy Bear

P.R.I.D.E. MARCH: Come out for queer rights on a walking rally that leaves from Union Station, See exhibitions in Section A.

enthusiasts get their motors running by ogling

Roger Persult. South Burlington City Hall, 9

Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen

Center Sugarhouse parking lot, Huntington,

crew and extras in an independent, locally-made movie. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library,

business, then tune in to the sounds of fiddler

picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library,

ble-header. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7

strut their stuff to compete for parts as cast,

R.A.V.E. CAR SHOW & FLEA MARKET: Auto

AARP MEETING: Elderly activists take care of

gy of Camel's Hump on a 4.6 mile sweat to the summit. Meet at the Green Mountain Audubon

OPEN FILM AUDITIONS: Aspiring screen stars

Artillery demonstrations and living-history

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p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

BATTLE OF HUBBARDTON ANNIVERSARY:

Info, 864-0471.

ANTI-RACISM SESSION: Members of the Active

activities give history-heads a taste of military

'MOO COW KABOOM': Thatcher Hurd entertains

good flick. Brick Meeting House, Westford, 4

Gallery Festival tent, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Free. Info, 253-7321.

Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free.

shop that links bigotry to global justice.

Boys. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 10

'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER... AND SPRING': See July 9. 'BABE': A pig saves the family farm in this feel

ented artisans display their wares. Stowe Craft

preacher. See story, this issue. The Cathedral

Solidarity Collective offer a participatory work

a.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.

film

Episcopal Bishop V. Gene Robison is the guest

authoritarian forms of activism. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info,

he brings home falls in love with his wife. Info, 456-8968.

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NORTHEAST FIDDLERS ASSOC.: Fiddling men and

Factory, Shelburne, 10 a.m. $3. Info, 985-3001. ISLAND HOUSE TOUR: Two historic and archi

women bow to popular opinion at the Morrisville V.F.W. Hall, 1 p.m. Donation. Info, 229-1244.

tecturally significant abodes open their doors to onlookers. Various locations, South Hero, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $15. Info, 372-5049.

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k id s ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7.

W.O.K.O. COUNTRY CLUB MUSIC FESTIVAL: A contingent of musical acts, including Terri Clark and the Gibson Brothers, warms up the

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country crowd. Champlain Valley Exposition,

NATURE WALK: Check out local flora and fauna

Essex Junction, 10 a.m. $30. Info, 658-1230.

around the outside of the Birds of Vermont Mus eum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $2-4. Info, 434-2167.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN WALK: Sum m iting is sec

DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Montpelier Shambhala Center, 4 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

CHINESE PERFORMING ARTS TROUPE: Folk dance, acrobatics, traditional instrumental music and opera transport audiences to the Chinese Mainland. Wright Theatre, Middlebury

ondary on this moderate, woodland walk. Leave from the Burlington area, call for times. Free. Info, 657-3540.

GREEN MOUNTAIN BICYCLE CLUB: Choose your loop, and corresponding distance, for this "W illsboro Wanderer" ride on the New York side of the lake. Meet at the Charlotte Ferry, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2805.

GREEN MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE: Cyclists take

College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5520.

dirt and paved roads on a 45-mile spin from

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Duxbury to Richmond. Meet at Montpelier High

'TOPDOG/UNDERDOG': See July 7, 4 p.m. 'MOLLY SWEENEY': See July 8, 6:30 p.m. 'THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND': See July 8, 3 p.m. 'THE FULL MONTY': See July 8, 7 p.m. $35. 'DON'T DRESS FOR DINNER': See July 9, 2 p.m. 'CANDIDA': See July 10. SPIELPALAST CABARET See July 10. 'UPSIDE-DOWN WORLD': Politics power an all

School, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

TEXAS HOLD 'EM TOURNAMENT: The chips are up for the Burlington International Games at this $10,000-grand-prize benefit poker blitz. In n at Essex, 9 a.m. $100. Info, 578-2345.

etc FARMERS' MARKET: See July 7, Historic

afternoon circus and pageant, with bread &

Cambridge Freight Yard, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

aioli for everyone. Bread & Puppet Farm, Glover, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 525-3031.

Info, 588-0826.

film 'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, W INTER... AND SPRING' See July 9. '10' & 'A SHOT IN THE DARK: This Blake Edwards double bill pairs a sex farce starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek with a slapstick whodunit featuring a shambling Inspector Clouseau. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m., $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 8, 2:30 p.m. HOT AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL: See July 9. NORWICH FAIR: See July 9, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. ALL MY RELATIONS INTERTRIBAL POW-WOW: See July 10.

R A V E . CAR SHOW & FLEA MARKET: See July 10. MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

HANDS-ON HISTORY: Relive the past through ancient stone-tool exhibitions and old-time games. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2-4 p.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412.

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REVOLUTIONARY WAR REENACTMENT: History buffs rekindle interest in the 1777 battle

See exhibitions in Section A.

between the Americans and the Brits.

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FRIENDS OF THE DEVIL "Orchestra in the Underworld" sounds diabolical. This summer's Vermont Symphony pro gram doesn't just conjure the darkness of the damned, though, but also of the movie theater. The musical menu includes the Symphonic Suite from The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring and Mussorgsky's "N ight on Bald Mountain," which appears in Disney's Fantasia. The most ominous-sounding selection, Orpheus in the Underworld, may actually be the lightest. In Offenbach's irreverent operetta, Orpheus is bored with his wife, Eurydice, who's sick of his endless fiddling. You don't have to know your clas sics to tune in, though — the piece is best known for giving the world the can-can. Sounds like a hell of a concert 5 ; 'v ’"

Castleton, 7:30 a.m. $5. Info, 273-2282.

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7. WOOD CARVING DEMONSTRATION: The founder of the Birds of Vermont Museum sculpts life like raptors while expounding on their ecologi cal importance. ECHO, Burlington, 1 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

OLD CEMETERY VISIT: Dead-heads learn about "usin g tom bstones as textbooks on a visit to the mausoleum. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4484.

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FLYNN GARDEN TOUR: Cultivate your apprecia tion for greens on ah eight-garden tour in the Williston area. 10 a.m. $30-33. Info, 652-4533.

THE KING'S GARDEN PARTY: Ladies don sum

Virginia Cornell Library, Vermont Law School,

create their own "Moosterpieces." Billings Farm

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& Museum, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info,

NEW YORK CITY BALLET: See July 7. LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at

457-2355.

mer hats to honor the elegant, 80-year-old

FANTASTIC FISH PRINTS: Artists eight and up

architect-designed garden. Fort Ticonderoga,

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ends up with a jump in the lake. Meet at Montpel ier High School, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6950.

forms music with a message at lunch, followed

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by the French fiddling of Chanterele and the Burlington dance band Mango Jam. Middlebury

"rOPDOG/UNDERDOG': See July 7. 'THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND': See July 8. 'THE FULL MONTY': See July 8. $34-38. 'SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER': Oliver Goldsmith's 18,hcentury romantic comedy entertains with absurd

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 7. RADICAL CHEERLEADERS: This protest-perfor

Green, noon & 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0216.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m.

'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER... AND SPRING': See July 9. BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE:

and discuss human rights violations at the

successful father. Unadilla Theatre, East Calais,

Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m.

7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968.

Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1358.

No insects or spiders, please. Battery Park, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

SUMMER READING PROGRAM: Creative page-

film

turners aged 7 to 12 learn about Picasso, then

'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER... AND SPRING': See July 9.

South Burlington Community Library, 9:30 a.m.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

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Waterbury Public Library, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 7. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': See July 8. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out

GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running,

p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

the Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

POINT COUNTERPOINT: Resident-artist chamber

City All Americans. Montpelier Recreation Field, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-5224.

PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — e n f r a n ^ a i s . Borders Cafe, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 655-1346.

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shares her story about a father's passion for

U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace

piloting. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7

& Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info,

p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

863-2345, ext. 5.

LEGISLATIVE HEARING: Citizens concerned

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about telecommunications testify before repre sentatives of the Senate Finance and House

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7. ENVIRONMENTAL LECTURE: This talk examines

Commerce Committees. Room 11, State House, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2811.

the impact of recent Supreme Court cases on the

players perform works by Shostakovich, Brahms

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for the home team as they take on the Mill

Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231.

return in the evening for live jazz. Middlebury

the Racing City Barbershop Chorus harmonize on

BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: See July 8. VT MOUNTAINEERS BASEBALL GAME: Root

paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily

munchin' to the rhythms of Gary Rosen, then

CONCERT ON THE GREEN: The senior members of

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BURLINGTON WRITERS' GROUP: Bring pencil,

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: Spend lunch

Green, noon and 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0216.

229-0492.

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rehearse barbershop sin ging and quartetting at

and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School

St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30

Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers

jum ping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children

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fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Y Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Hall Auditorium Arts Center, 11 a.m. $8. Info,

KNITTING CIRCLE: Join a stitch 'n' bitch at the

Isle, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5440.

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tion, Lost Nation Theater uses skits and songs to tell famous, fantastic tales. Montpelier City

War reenactment at the Hyde Log Cabin, Grand

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RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 7.

Free. Info, 652-7080.

'THE BROTHERS GRIMM': In an original adapta

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

POTLUCK PICNIC: Pass a dish and take in a Civil

at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio

create an original design inspired by the artist.

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COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See July 8. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand

under show off their non-human companions.

less-than-welcoming reception from his very

er to grapple with the issue of "a Just Peace in

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Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

Free. Info, 862-1358.

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under cuddle up with a caregiver to read their

PET PROMENADE: Anim al lovers aged 15 and

century comedy, an unsuccessful son gets a

Palestine/Israel" at the Peace and Justice Center,

Waterbury Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

Colchester, 8 p.m. $27.50. Info, 654-2281.

MIDDLE EAST PEACE MEETING: Vermonters gath

Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

LITKIDS: Picture books draw school-age kids to the

favorite books. South Burlington Community

THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL': In this 19th-

Free. Info, 223-0980.

possible group projects. Locations vary,

and im aginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11

SOUTH BURLINGTON STORYTIME: Babies 3 and

disguises, mistaken identity and ridiculous tom

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL MEETING: Unite

Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss

wonders of the natural world through books

foolery. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College,

mance squad practices aerobic activism at the

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'WHEN PIGASSO MET MOOTISE': See July 12. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the

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Mt. Elmore fire tower is part of a 4-mile walk that

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: Gary Dulabaum per

Toddlers, 9:10 a.m. Preschoolers, 10 a.m.

Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3i Info, 860-7501.

GREEN MOUNTAIN HIKE & SWIM: A climb up the

Also, see clubdates in Section A.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 7. ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 8,

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South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1310.

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Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2:30 p.m.

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use phony fish to decorate cards or clothes.

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FARMERS' MARKETS: See July 7, Depot Park,

'TOPDOG/UNDERDOG': See July 7. 'THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS': See July 7. 'THE GONDOLIERS': See July 8. 'MOLLY SWEENEY': See July 8, 1:30 & 7:30 p.m.

Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3063.

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-

Free. Info, 878-4918.

GENEALOGY WORKSHOP: Family historians learn about local history and find out how to dig up their own roots. Grace Stuart Orcutt Library, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

'RADICAL AGRICULTURE' SERIES: Bri|^.Tokar

$15-21.

'THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND': See July 8, 2

8:30 a.m. Donation. Info, 864-7999.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriot, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

talks about the politics of biotechnology, then S'ra Desantis discusses her recent volunteer

& 8 p.m.

'THE FULL MONTY': See July 8, 3 & 8 p.m. 'SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER': See July 13. 'MY SISTER VIRGINIA WOOLF': Sarah Payne

work in Palestine. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 454-8943.

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impersonates Vanessa Bell and explores the

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life and work of her author sibling. Shelburne

WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See July 7. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See July 7. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 7. ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 7. 'TELLING TAILS' SERIES: See July 7. ANNELI BLUME: See.July 7. 'WHEN PIGASSO MET MOOTISSE': See July 12,

Bay Senior Living Community, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

'SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCERS': The

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Vermont Theatre Ensemble stages this two-per

Also, see clubdates in Section A.

trapped in the life of her rescuer. Alumni

LIMBO LOCO STEEL DRUMS: The seven-piece

Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8

son play about a woman who finds herself

group bangs out a lunchtime beat. City Hall

9 a.m.

p.m. $12. Info, 879-4060.

ANIMAL VISIT: Elementary-schoolers encounter

Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-1175.

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: The Very Merry Theater Teen Troupe Tour stages Charles Dickens' G reat E x p e cta tio n s. Then Scott Ainslie traces the histo

ry of African-American music and the Waybacks play newgrass and folk. Middlebury Green, noon and 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0216.

NORTH COUNTRY CLOGGERS: Foot-stomping Appalachian rhythms come to the Adirondacks.

"critters up close" courtesy of the Vermont

film

Institute of Natural Science. Recreation build

'SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER... AND SPRING': See July 9. 'HELLBOY': Forget Spider-man. This action-packed

SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP: Young animal

film features the comic-book hero from Hades.

the animals they wish they had. Lincoln

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Hanover,

Library, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

ing, Waterbury, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. lovers share pets, pet pictures or im ages of

N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

LAMBSBREAD: The Green Mountain-grown ras-

art

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See July 7. IK WAITERS' RACE: Uniformed food servers hurry

tas show their roots. Mills Riverside Park,

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

Jericho, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2693.

STAINED-GLASS TALK: Artist Larry Ribbecke

PENNY ARCADE: The jazz-swing ensemble enter

an open bottle of Perrier and two glass tum

sheds light on the evolution of crafting stained

tains at City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free.

blers on a tray with one hand. Downtown

Info, 229-9408.

Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

Vergennes, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5237.

go for Baroque with a program of Corelli, Teleman and Bach. A shorter children's concert precedes in the afternoon. UVM Recital Hall, Burting-ton, 4:30 & 8 p.m. $18. Info, 800-639-3443.

BASTILLE DAY CABERET:

C h a n t e u r Jean Jacques

Psaute sings French songs and ballads. Bee's Knees, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9257.

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WRITING GROUP: See July 7. 'LONG JOURNEY' SERIES: See July 7. CHISTOPHER WREN: The retired N e w Yo rk

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 7. 'DIRECTLY TOUCHED BY WAR': Peaceniks get inspired by veterans and representatives of

T im e s

Military Families Speak Out and the American

V e rm o n t. Aldrich Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Friends Service Committee. Burlington City Hall

Info, 229-9408.

Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9909.

form Balanchine's J e w e ls , set to the music of Faure, Stravinsky and Tchaikovsky. Saratoga Center for the Performing Arts, N.Y., 8:15 p.m. $15-57.50. Info, 518-584-9330.

beaten that his punishers are amazed by his ability to escape. A white woman seeks a divorce from her abusive spouse after dis covering him with slave women. The sixperson Touring Theatre Ensemble of North Carolina performs at the Rokeby Museum — once a stop of the Underground Railroad.

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'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: See July 7. NEW YORK CITY BALLET: Gotham's finest per

14 vignettes. A mixed-race girl petitions the state to make her a slave because she's so lonely. A black slave has been so badly

reporter reads from his book. W a lk in g to

BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP: Readers find plenty

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In the fight for human rights, individual stories are often the most persuasive. Let My People Go: The Trials of Bondage in Words of Master and Slave portrays the personal price of state-sanctioned prejudice. Based on legal petitions collected throughout the South by a historian, the musical presents

up to celebrate Bastille Day — while balancing

glass. Yestermorrow Design/Build School,

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REIKI CLINIC: See July 7. AN DATH UAINE: See July 7. FARMERS' MARKET: See July 7. HISTORY CRUISE: See July 7. BUSINESS AFTER HOURS EVENT: Top Hat Enter

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body EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY: Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. September 15 through December 22. Taught by Mindy Cohen at The Body Center in Burlington. For more informa tion call 865-9500, ext. 3. In this class, we will be studying basic concepts in human anatomy and physiology through cognitive and experiential les sons involving movement, touch, breath and sound. We will examine systems of the body, including

structure and function and how they relate to the whole body. We will discuss evolutionary ideas, developmental patterns and applications to health and disease. Students will participate in meditative activities that will encourage self-awareness and deeper understanding of the text material. This method of learning, combined with personal curiosi ty generates a powerful synergy. Students may notice profound changes in themselves and possibly deep healing effects as well. STRETCH/STRENGTH FUSION: Instructor Anjali Longon teaches this exciting 8-week class starting Tuesday, July 6 at 6:45 p.m. at The Fitness Center. 29 Church St., Burlington. Info, 651-8773. $40/members, $80/non-members. Improve athletic performance, gain more muscle strength, reduce soreness, help prevent injury, increase flexibility, focus, and look and feel better.

c h ild b irth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10 -hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and sum mon your natural birthing instincts.

co m p u ters COMPUTER WORKSHOPS AT FLETCHER FREE LIBRARY: Beginning Microsoft Word, July 13, 34:30 p.m. Beginning Email, July 20, 3-4:30 p.m. Call 865-7217 or visit the library to pre-register. Visit our website for more details at www.fletcher free.org.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 68 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You'll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

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AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Baton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM ON CROWLEY WITH DAVID LARSON: A new, four-week session of social ballroom dancing begins Wednesday, July 7 with Tango at 6:30 p.m. and Cuban Rumba at 7:30 p.m. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. No partner necessary. Beginners always welcome. $35/session or $15/class. Info, 864-7953. Teaching ballroom danc ing for over 25 years. Come join the fun. CUBAN-STYLE SALSA: The Vermont Salsa Dance Company, Burlington's original Salsa dance school, starts a new four-week session of ethnic Cubanstyle Salsa, Thursday, July 8, taught by profession al dance instructor David Larson. Intro Level, 6:30 p.m. Level 1, 7:30 p.m. Level 2/Performance Group, 8:30 p.m. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. No partner or memberships necessary. Beginners always welcome! $35/session or $15/class. Call 864-7953 or visit www.freewebs ' .com/vtsalsadanceco for details on this and future classes, performances and events. Come learn this truly elegant style of Saba that's fun and easy to dance. Good friends, more fun, great music.

DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: . Burlington, Tuesdays, August 3-24, 6 p.m.: Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7

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8 p.m.: Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango. 8 p.m.: Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Classes are $40/general or $20/student for 4 weeks. No partner required. Info, 598-6757 or www.FirstStepDance.com. First Step Dance will not be offering dance classes in S t Albans or Montpelier during July and August Classes will resume in September in time for National Ballroom Dance Week! DANCE PLATTSBURGH: Two-week workshop with international ballet choreographer Julia K. Gleich, July 19 - July 31, 2004. $168. Presented by Norte Maar in affiliation with Guibord's School of Dance. Info, (518) 297-3793, jandrew@twcny.rr.com online at www.nortemaar.org. Workshop offers daily technique class for beginners to advanced dancers and a choreography workshop where partici pants will work directly with Ms. Gleich to create a new choreographic project to be performed at the end of the workshop. Ms. Gleich trained at School of American Ballet and currently lectures at LABAN Center for Contemporary Dance, London, UK. Her ballet company, Gleich Dances, has been presented throughout the United States and Europe. MOCA NEW WORLD DANCE CLASSES: Offers classes in belly dance, Samba, Flamenco, Hula, Firedancing, Latin Salsa, Cha Cha, Merengue, FlipHop, Northern & Southern Indian, Kathak, Oddissi, Swing and more! Kids, adults, beginners and pros, all ages, shapes and sizes can join in the fun. Info and to pre-register, 802-496-6224 or mocadance @gmavt.net. Monica is an award-winning dancer and international choreographer who travels the globe seeking dance groups for local and global events. Many days, times and locations. Available for performance, parties and privates. Some scholar ships available. SALSALINA DANCE STUDIO CALENDAR: Monday and Wednesday Nightclub-style Salsa classes: 6-7 p.m., beginners and new members. 7-8 p.m., Intermediate (members only). 8-9:30 p.m., Advanced practice (members only). Membership $35 or $55/month or $10/class. Monthly social, Fridays: 6:30-7 p.m., Nightclub-style Merengue. $5 (free to members). 7-10 p.m., Social. $5 open to the public (free to members). Saturday, Salsa/ Merengue: 10-11 a.m., children ages 6- 10 . 11 a.m. - noon, youth ages 11-16. 12-1 p.m., all ages Social. Membership $35/month or $ 10/class. 266 Pine St. (above Recycle North), Burlington. Info, 899-2422 or write to vemoore@gmavt.net. At Vermont's first Salsa dance studio you will learn the basic techniques required to advance to our classes taught by professional Salsa dancers from Boston and New York City. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable work out! Come join our company of exultant dancers and, who knows, you may get hooked.

d ru m m in g CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Three-week, Beginning Conga classes start Wednesday, June 16, August 11, September 22 , 5:30-6:50 p.m. $30/three weeks. Three-week Beginning Djembe classes start Wednesday, June 16, August 1 1 , September 22, 7-8:20' p.m. $30/three weeks. Intermediate Conga classes, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4 p.m. Call for dates. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658 or 872-0494 or email paton@sover.net. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class. TAIKO: Kids' Beginning Taiko classes start Tuesday, June 8, July 20, September 7, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 6). Kids' Interme diate Taiko classes start Monday, June 7, July 26, September 13, 3:15-4 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 5). Adult Beginning Taiko classes start Monday, June 7, July 26, September 13, 5:30-6:50

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p.m. $48/six weeks (no class July 5). Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Experience the power of Taiko-style drumming.

Tightrope, Flying Trapeze, Clowns Arabian Florses, Exotic Camels, Live Circus Band And much much more!

en ergy EMF BALANCING TECHNIQUE: Five-day practitioner certification classes by appointment. Pre-requisite Universal Calibration Lattice. Schedule and contact info, see display ad in Wellness Aahhhhh. This training is concise and powerful in a gentle and nurturing way. Learn about a new system in the energy anatomy, the Universal Calibration Lattice and the EMF Balancing Technique, given to work with this system. Understand how your personal lattice connects to universal energy, the cosmic lat tice and how to work with it to enhance and accel erate personal and planetary evolution. Suitable for anyone interested in learning about an exciting, new energy system and its role in transformation, holistic practitioners who might like to diversify their practice or learn about new developments in the field of energy, and newcomers to energy work who would like to learn a revolutionary system to facilitate sessions with clients.

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FENG SHUI WORKSHOP GIVEN BY LYDIA SOLINI: Saturday, July 17 or Sunday, July 18. 1-5 p.m. The fee for the workshop is $65. Please register by July 14. Info, 860-2995. I will be teaching the princi ples of creating a balanced environment, the bagua, which are the eight energy centers in your living environment and the special cures that go with each area. My approach is not only based on the Chinese principles of Feng Shui, but also on the metaphysi cal principle of abundance and harmony. The work shop will end with a healing meditation. Refreshments and snack provided.

fib e r & su rfa ce d e s ig n NEEDLE FELTING WORKSHOP: Friday, 7/23, 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Learn to create from wool anything from an apple to a zebra. Needle felting is a dry felt-making technique traditionally used to make commercial pool table felt. It is now very pop ular among dollmakers as it is a wonderfully expres sive medium to work in. This class will get you out fitted with the necessary supplies and started on a project. Warning, this class is highly addictive!

f in e arts PAINT THE SUMMER LANDSCAPE: Watercolor work shop with Jean Cannon, 7/24 & 7/25, 9:00 a.m. 1:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Liven up your greens, experiment with more fluid skies, and create more dynamic compositions. This watercolor workshop, located at the incomparable landscape of Shelburne Farms, will focus on luminous color and personal interpretation of the landscape through direct obser vation. An excellent class for those with some watercolor experience.

g e m s /c r y s ta l GEM AND CRYSTAL WORKSHOP GIVEN BY LYDIA SOLINI: Saturday, July 10 or Sunday, July 11, 1-5 p.m. $65 workshop fee. Please register by July 7, 860-2995. Learn to understand the true nature of gems and crystals, both scientific structure and their metaphysical healing potential. This workshop will teach Chakra basics and the benefits of gem stones and crystals for the purpose of healing and enhancing your energy centers, care, cleansing and recharging of gemstones. This workshop will end with a healing meditation. Refreshments and snack provided.

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je w e lr y ALL THAT JAZZ BRACELET: Tuesday, July 13 at Bead Crazy in Williston. The fee is $20. Please pre register at 288-9666. People w ill stop y o u on the

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ESPECIALLY FOR KIDS...BUGLE BRACELET: Wednesday, July 14 at Bead Crazy in Williston, 10:30 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. The fee is $15, which includes materials. Please pre-register at 288-9666.

m a r itim e LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM SUMMER CLASSES: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, locat- 9 ed on the lake at Basin Harbor (6 miles west of Vergennes) and Burlington, will be offering weeklong courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen and ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guid ed canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together. Call 4 7 5 -2 0 2 2 o r v is it w w w .lcm m .org to see the

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Mon. - Fri., 7/26-30, 10:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Do y o u like to dra w a n d p a in t? This is

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other Thursday, 6-7:30 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre-register or call 985-5055 for details. An in tro d u c tio n to c lim b in g in a no-pressure e n v iro n m e n t on Climb H igh's n a tu ra l

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dra w and p a in t in a su p p o rtive e n v iro n m e n t th a t in m edia such as p e n cil, charcoal, w atercolor, te m pera, a n d a crylic p a in ts . A d d itio n a l s tu d io tim e is available.

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KITESURFING/WINDSURFING: Get kitesurfing and windsurfing on Lake Champlain with Stormboard ing. Kids' windsurfing camps and adult small group lessons in windsurfing and kitesurfing, now going on. We use several locations around Lake Champlain or we can come to you. All equipment provided, professional, certified instruction. Call Rachael a t 4 9 6 -9 6 9 1 o r check o u t www.storm bo a rd in g .co m .

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ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes w ill fo c u s on reading, w ritin g , speaking, lis te n in g a n d gram m ar. They are open to a ll who w a n t to learn a n d im prove th e ir English, as w e ll as explore

If interested call 866-210-9427 (toll-free).

m a rtia l arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory class es begin Tuesday, July 6, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon -1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.m.; Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Children's classes, Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Iaido (the way of the quick-draw sword), Thursdays, 6:458:15 p.m. and Fridays, 4-5:15 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This tra d itio n a l

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ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to inter mediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Im p ro v e y o u r lis te n in g , speaking, re a d in g a n d w rit in g s k ills in English as a second language.

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MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, B ra z ilia n J iu -J its u , A m is, Wing Chun Kung Fu a n d Tai Chi. One m in u te o f f 1-89 a t e x it 17.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children's classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewavetkd .com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Form er n a tio n a l team m em ber a n d Verm ont s ta te coach Gordon W hite teaches th e e x c itin g m a rtia l a rt a n d O lym pic s p o rt o f Taekwondo. Our experienced te a c h in g s t a f f em phasizes p ro p e r body m echanics a n d Taekwondo te c h n iq u e d u rin g p ly o m e tric , te c h n ic a l a n d ca rd io tra in in g sessions to im prove f le x ib ility , s tre n g th a nd o v e ra ll fitn e s s .

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jet. Info, 288-8160. Two tr a d itio n a l fo rm s o f Chinese Kung Fu are ta u g h t: Ba J i Chuan a n d X ing Yi Chuan. These are p o w e rfu l fo rm s o f self-defense a n d s e lf-c u ltiv a tio n . This is f o r b o th beginners a nd experienced p ra c titio n e rs fr o m o th e r styles.

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a.m. Second and fourth Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont, Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Pre-register, 985-8700 or www. pilatesvermont.com. Experience the ultimate work out that dramatically improves strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and posture. It creates a body that looks long and lean, with slender thighs, flat abdominals and a strong back. Hollywood celebrities and top models use it to maintain beautiful form. Sports enthusiasts and professionals use it to devel op coordination and prevent injury. THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class free) and Reformer pri vate sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates' dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are chal lenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resist ance training on Joseph Pilates' spring-based Reformer bed that promises to "re-form" your body. Expect to see an increase in muscle tone, strength and stretch, and to feel energized and renewed.

Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 6582447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

p erfo rm in g arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS: If you're going to down around, why not do it right? The new School of Circus Arts in Essex Junction (5 New England Dr., by the Racquet's Edge) offers yearround training by renowned coaches Volodia and Zina Avgoustov, formerly with the Moscow Circus. Group training in aerials, acrobatics, tumbling, balance, juggling, clowning and more available by session, or we can customize sessions to match your interests and skills. Introductory, intermediate and advanced classes for pre-K through adults — for fun, a great workout or professional advance ment! Call, email or log on for info: 533-7443, x 33, dana@smirkus.org, www.smirkus.org.

p ila te s PILATES ALL-LEVEL GROUP MAT CLASS: June 14 through August 12 (no class 6/23), Mondays and Wednesdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m., Thursdays, 5:306:30 p.m. Old Meeting House, 1620 Center Rd., Montpelier. Single class: $10, five classes for $40. For info or directions, eakp23@yahoo.com. Elizabeth Pritchett is certified in the Pilates Method through Power Pilates, NYC. “The Pilates Method promotes musculoskeletal balance, proper breathing and spinal alignment. The exercises combine control of the abdominals, ease of movement and mental focus. Joseph Pilates' emphasized focus was restor ing the body to its true balance." Power Pilates. Beginners welcome.

Fri day July 9, 7pm The Phyllis Hasty Trio: classic jazz Friday, July 16, 7pm The Youth Choir o f Greater Paris, France w / the Essex Vermont Children’s Choir

p o tte r y CERAMIC ART FOR THE EDUCATOR: Japanese and American craft. Mon. - Fri., 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Aug. 2-13. Shelburne Craft School & Saint Michael's College. Call SMC for info, and registra tion. Using the traditions of Japanese folk art pot tery and American craft, students will focus on the relationship of form and function. Through wheel throwing, handbuilding, critiques, research and traditional Raku firings, students will experience these two rich art forms and reflect on ways to bring these techniques to the classroom. This course is designed for both classroom and art teachers with or without experience working with clay. Students will be expected to work on projects outside of class. Register through St. Michael's. Ql G O N G »

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ners and advanced students are welcome: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jet. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a s o ft a n d flo w in g , se lf-h e a t

Tuesdays beginning July 13 in Fayston, $200. Call 496-2851. Taught by J a n e t Hubbard-Brown, a u th o r o f 10 books f o r ch ild ren and y o u n g adults, m ystery

in g exercise th a t is s im ila r to Tai Chi. W ith consis te n t p ra ctice , h e a lin g fro m m an y c h ro n ic a ilm e n ts

w rite r a nd editor. " J a n e t Hubbard-Brown's w ritin g

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'RETURN TO SPRING' INSPIRED BY LAO TZU:

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Weekend workshop, Friday, July 23, 7-10 p.m., Saturday, July 24, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and 2:30-5:30 p.m. Sunday, July 25, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and 2-4:30 p.m. $165. Bristol. Registration and info., Deborah Felmeth, 877-3863. This fo rm

always n u rtu re d in to a successful w ritin g experience. Through in d iv id u a lly ta ilo re d approaches, J a n e t is able to successfully d e m ystify the creative w ritin g experience." Linda Richard, J u d ic a l Educator.

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BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels.

Yuan Gong. W ith M ark Bouckom s o f Sumner, New

257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A he a te d

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BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga classes. All levels: Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, 8 a.m. Saturday, 9:30 a.m. Beginners/Basics: Monday and Wednesday, 5:30 p.m. New for the summer: special six-week series for kids, six-week series for intermediate and intro classes on medi tation, deep relaxation, yin yoga. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristol yoga.com. This classical fo rm o f y o g a in co rp o ra tes

s e lf - d e f e n s e VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian JiuJitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Wednesdays, 11:45 a.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Filipino Martial Arts: Monday, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense,

balance, s tre n g th a nd f le x ib ilit y to ste a d y the

m a rtia l arts, boxing and ha n d-a n d -stick co m b a t

m in d , s tre n g th e n th e body a n d fre e th e soul.

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Paul St., Burlington. $ ll/ l-h o u r, $13/1.5-hours, $110/10-pack. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA), www.burl ingtonyoga.com. Classes are designed to m eet and

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Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 6609718 or www.yogavermont.com. M any styles to

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squirrels. Happy, energetic hiker girl, 25, aspiring 46er, bored of climbing solo. ISO similar SM, 25-31 for backcountry scam pering. Later? Music, microbrews, general merriment. Tall guys, early risers, Red Sox Nation a plus! 3144 A R E YOU THE ONE FOR M E ? SWF, 33,

mother of two, ISO SWM between the ages of 25-44, who is honest, sincere and caring, etc. 3142 VT S U M M E R S A R E TOO FLEETING TO

squander. Attractive, intelligent DWF, 44, looking for interesting, well-educated, active M to get out and about, ages 4555. Are you healthy, secure, enlightened, a witty conversationalist, positive? Give a call. 3127_______________________________________ Y O U N G -L O O K IN G /A C T IN G 46 YO DWF,

student, 5'6, soft; not slim, grown kids, communicator, intelligent, opinionated, political, kind, giving, caring, funny, witty, outgoing and so much more. Seeking soulmate, intelligent, avail. M, 37-50, to share life's journey with. Must be a communicator! 3093

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Young, trim, fit, 60ish. Irreverent, intre pid, independent, alive. Music, travel, gardening, architecture, good food, movies, ideas, exploring, country/city. ISO honest, thinking SM with great sense of humor. 2895

spiritual, 45 YO, ISO M adventurer to play, have fun and soar with! Into LOA, Abe, or TUT? Me too! Friendship to LTR, if all the pieces are there. Must be honest, genuine, positive, secure in self. 2860

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SWPF, 57 YO, G R IE V IN G G LO B A L W A RM -

ing, seeks solace, joy in nature, travel, reading, dining, arts, gardening, healthy living, the ocean and a companion to share some of my and your interests. Possible LTR. Rutland-Addison region. 2858

attractive, no children, looking to enjoy outdoor activities, good food and wine, movies, music, laughter, ideas and dreams w/55-65 Y0 SM, active, kind, open to a relationship. 3084

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for possible LTR. My kids have grown and I'm ready to live. You would be surprised what a FF female can offer! 3083

denomination unimportant, for long walks, nice meals, intimate conversation and eventual LTR. I am a 25 YO WF who lives alone and is lonely. Let's take things slow and get to know each other. 2877

independent, family-oriented, looking for an independent, positive, active NS M, 49-55 for a comfortable relationship. Enjoy gardening, camping, fishing, paint ing, country music, dancing and having a good laugh. 2856

OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT STILL

looking for true love. 46, blue eyes, dark hair. Like fine wine. I'm spicy, complex, smart, enjoy being active, emotionally and financially secure. Seeking partner in crime for life's adventures. 3076 SWF, YO UN G 48, N A /N S , BL O N D E /B LU E ,

educated. Interests: biking, beginning hiking, loves motorcycles, reading, movies, camping, intimate conversations. Me: honest, genuine, spiritual, playful, shy. Looking to meet employed, sane, SM for fun in the sun, perhaps? 3072

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meet a sincere, open-minded individual for friendship. 2870

ZAFTIG BEAUTY IS O N S /N D M 4 0 -6 2

for dating to LTR. Me: huggy, snuggly, prefers cats, likes reading, flea mkts, quiet eves, at home, or out, give and receive respect. Dark hair/eyes. Great sense of humor! 2801

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affectionate, loving, 52 YO DWPF seeks real M. Perfection not required; sense of humor, adventure and kindness is. Like travel, jazz, theater, hiking, learning new skills, country/city. I'm attractive, 5'2", proportional, br/br. NS, down-to-earth and loyal. 2868

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lover seeks same in manly form. Intellec tual, fit and fun loving. Enjoy bluegrass, folk/rock concerts, kayaking, fine wine/dark beer. SWF, 40s, NS/ND. 2787

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animal lover seeks 26-40 YO to play out doors w/this summer. Loves kayaking, snuggling, hiking, movies, learning, hon esty, curiosity, intelligence and all other great things that seem hard to find in men. 3063 23 YO WF, BROW N H A IR , GREEN EYES,

short, medium build. Self-proclaimed homebody. Likes reading, writing, hang ing out, movies. ISO someone to be myself around, who is laid-back, open, likes animals and quiet times. 3051 SWF, ARTIST, REALIST, NATURALIST, 55

YO, ISO gray beard, intelligent, cultured, loves wilderness, art, museums. T m building my home studio in Middlesex overlooking Camel's Hump, off-grid, private. Gardener, hiker, kayaker, creative garden cooking a plus. Still up for adventure? 3048 C O M P A N IO N SH IP : SWF, 48, SE E K IN G

emotionally secure M for car rides, trips, antiques, travel, cards. Must appreciate pleasantly plump F. Gentlemen farmers appreciated. Out of state M welcome. 3041 F U N -LO V IN G R A D IC A L , SOFT-SPOKEN,

cute, 53 YO, likes to dance. ISO justice and a good M. Green-eyed, slender, brunette. Save me from Rutland. 2976

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clue. Punk-rock cowgirl seeks bad boy w/heart of gold. Independent spirit seeks mighty companion. Smart, sexy, adventurous chick, 34, seeks funny, fear less, open-hearted equal, truck, tattoo(s), dog(s) a plus. 2898 * DWPF IS O SOULMATE, ENERGETIC, IN TEL-

ligent, attractive, sensual w/ great sense of humor. Enjoys beaches, cities, biking, traveling & music. Seeking active PM who is young at heart, 48-58 YO. 2896

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totally sincere man, 45-55, to connect with this sassy, sensuous, savvy woman. I am attractive, adventurous, 5'8", finan cially and physically fit. I am ready for a relationship, are you? 2785_________________

SWM, 38 YO, ISO friend/lover. Love movies, eating out, being outside, long talks and laughing. Me: br/br, 170 lbs., love Red Sox and Bruins, goatee, 5'7". I'm easy to get to know, so call. 3158

ship that didn't work out! 51 YO semiretired blues piano player that can still rock your socks into scrunchies from mak ing you dance to the music! Care to step out on faith and enjoy life together? 3067

employed, curious, serious-minded but likes to laugh and have fun, 5'10",165 lbs., have boat, ISO intelligent, pretty F interested in good conversation, fun, relaxation and who knows what else. 2974

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door enthusiast, honest and communica tive, introspective and considerate, envi ronmentally friendly, some or all of the above? 2779

be fleeting, they have only to arrest your heart and soul retreating, you're in your 40's, thin, modest and once upon our meeting are our hopes and dreams expressed. 3151

mature, in-shape PM seeks similar, very attractive SF 35-50 to enjoy sailing on Lake Champlain this summer, perhaps more if we might feel a real connection. 3057

41, smoker. Good looks/build. Looking for a slender to medium-built W who enjoys classic rock, the sun, water, camping, cookouts and the companionship of a guy who is fun, affectionate and real. Much more. 2970

SNWPF, 50, NS, PETITE, FU N -LO V IN G ,

honest, intelligent, sense of humor, drinks occasionally, loves life, books, dancing, rock/blues/jazz, pow-wows, long walks, movies, being outdoors, spiritual, ISO SPM 47-56, similar interests with adventurous and playful soul. 2769

golf companion, 55-65 YO. Little experi ence needed, just desire to play the game and enjoy the friendship of an average player. Being attractive, physically fit and a sense of humor would be pluses. 3148

FIT, HAPPY DWPF, 52, M IN IM A L IS T ,

ATHLETIC SW PF 44, ENJOYS B I K IN G , '

GDR fan, smoker, 420, ready to play; seeking honest, intelligent, healthy, pre sentable SM, 40-55, for hiking, camping, road walks, picnics, witty conversation. Blue eyes, sweet smile a plus. Men in a hurry need not apply. 2762

skiing, hiking, cooks Italian, Chinese and Cajun-style, IPA and red wine are favorite beverages. Passionate about current affairs and politics. Looking for a friend to share all of above. 3137

TALL, W ARM A N D SW EET DWF, LATE 40S,

Described as "big teddy bear." Into canoeing, movies, theater, reading, music and 420-friendly. Looking for attractive F w/sense of humor, into movies and drama a plus. 3135

"muy" attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 2761

m en > w o m e n SM, 31, NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, LIK ES

Looney Tunes, Star Trek and off-beat films, fat /out of shape. Seeks similar for exer cise, maybe more? Let's spend the remain der of the summer getting into shape. 3238 SW M , 43, LATE BLOO MER: EASY-G O IN G ,

fit, outdoor playful, well-educated and traveled, fun, musical, emotionally adept, holistic, financially stable, homeowner. Seeks physically active, healthy, happy , communicative 45 YO or younger play partner, potentially leading to LTR , near Burlington. 3237 K IN D , ROBUST, S E M I-B O H E M IA N , IN T R O -

vert, well-educated, emotionally/financially stable. Musical ecologist, tireless mapper of inner/oifter worlds. Affinities: meditation, mountains, simplicity, exer cise, fiddle dance. 40 YO WM, 6'1", 185 lbs. Seeking sustainable F partner for sustainable living. 3222 PART-TIME EROTIC DANCER, SE E K IN G LTR

w/sexy F. I can be your Chippendale hunk, if you can be my faithful lover/girlfriend. I will give you my heart, loyalty faithfulness and commitment, if you can love me back. 3219 SU M M ER I S HERE IN A L L IT S GLORY. THE

greens have blended and that's the story from this mid-life journeyman who seeks sensuous F, 45 or +, who delights in water rushing over falls and tomatoes ripening on the vine. 3243

GOLF PARTNER, W PD M , RETIRED, IS O F

20 YO ROMEO LO O K IN G FOR H IS JULIET.

H ARLEY R ID E R LO O K IN G FOR F PA SSEN -

ger. Active, fit, 40-50 age range, to kick back and have some fun. Love traveling the back roads w/wind in the face, no place to go and all the time to get there. 3124 SM SE E K IN G SF FOR TEM PO RA RY M A R -

riage for business purpose, single mothers welcome. Compensation shall be discussed in detail. Serious and responsible persons only. 3101 1977, M, V6 STICK: A LL O R IG IN A L, RU N S

great! Fully equipped, clean, reliable, well maintained. Bike and ski rack. No spare tire. Possible unconditional warranty. New rubber and tape deck. Fun summer ride! Best offer. 3097 W IL L I SPY YOU ON TOP OF MT. HUNGER-

7/10 at 2 p.m., rain date 7/11? Athletic, shy, SWM, 42, 5'5" ISO healthy, athletic/active SWF, younger, NS/ND. Outdoor interests essential: mountains, ocean, hike, run, bike, kayak, ski, etc. 3087 29 YO, SP W M IS O F U N -LO V IN G , FIT,

artistic girl for some summer fun. Let's hit the beach, rock the dance floor and see what happens. I'm fun-loving, the guy next door with tattoos and a rock and roll soul. 3081 LET YOU R SELF GO, I'L L CATCH YOU! 35

YO SWM, smart, handsome, attentive, great shape, super smile. ISO SF 25-37 YO, bright, sweet, active, loves to laugh. It's summer, dive in! 3074 R A G IN G YANG SE EK S C A L M IN G Y IN . SW M

36, father of 2, fun, intelligent, adven turesome, athletic, articulate, attractive, culinarian seeks aficionado of yoga, vege tarianism, fidelity, music, dance, spiritual ity for mutual motivation, help finding center. NS/ND/NA. 3070

T H IN K SP R IN G ! L E T S C R U IS E THE ROAD

less traveled on my hot-rod motorcycle. ISO active, fit SWF, 30-40, to enjoy gourmet cooking, fine wine, great conversation, golf, hiking, yoga and dancing with humorous, financially secure, P guy. Possible LTR. 3049 BOND, JA M ES BOND: WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

But I am a SWM, 50, educated, sincere and employed. I look younger and am generally fun to be with. Hoping to meet short, sweet and sexy F, over 40, who is genuinely available. 3046 EXTREMELY MOTIVATED, A CTIV E BUT

mellow and balanced M seeks rare F for healthy, active, outdoor-filled life. W/life, partnership in outdoor adventure, steward ship business. Mountain biking, backcountry skiing, kids' day and summer programs adventure center. Off-grid, alternative set ting lifestyle. Willing to dream, set life goals w/partner. Low-maintenance, highvibrating, positive attitude. 3042

IS O A D V EN T U R O U S F, 3 8 -4 8 , FREE TO

build. Like to stay fit, play tennis, moun tain bike, hike, camping, skiing, snowmobiling, motorcycle, anything outdoors. ISO vivacious beauty to ride my red rocket (motorcycle) with. Prefer no children, 21-35 YO. 2960 I'M T IR E D OF B E IN G ALO N E, SO H U R RY

up and get here: SWM, 37, active, hand some, seeks SWF for friendship, maybe more. Love to bike? Like dogs? Out for dinner? In for a movie? Call me, let's talk and see. 2957 HOPE TO MEET A N ATTRACTIVE, FUN N Y

A or B F to cherish an exciting LTR. Me: outdoorsy, attractive Frenchman, sensual, great shape, financially secure, artistic ISO true companion who'll help me go beyond the divorce hump. 2949

A W O N D ERF U L GUY: SW M , 29, 5 '1 1 ",

blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3033 K IN D , EDUCATED, N O N -T R A D IT IO N A L,

grounded, artistic SWPM, NS, 48 YO, BR/BR Buddhist enjoys live music, foreign films, theater, folk dancing, social activism, hiking, gardening, holistic heal ing, peace and simplicity. Looking for similar WF, NS, on the path. Kids nearly grown. Join me. 2985 SF, Y O UN G 3 9 YO: ATTRACTIVE, OUT-

going, funny, spontaneous. 5'10", in good shape. Enjoy cuddling, watching movies, nights out dancing and everything in between. ISO 30-40 YO SM, good shape/looks, tall, w/similar interests for friendship and maybe LTR. 2983

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SW M 30 YO, 5 '4 ", 145 LB ATHLETIC

caring, wonderful, middle-aged M, nonmaterialistic, gentle, quiet, athletic, runner/hiker, loves nature and the woods. 5'9", 160 lbs. also love drawing, warm talks, Thoreau, Emerson, Doestoyevski. ISO kind, loving, humorous F for life's journey. 3039 enjoys road bicycling, sailing, dinners in Montreal, travel, other interests. SWM, 6'1", 170 lbs., blue and white. Must be available and willing to share your adven turous background. All calls answered. 3036

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travel, desire to spend winter somewhere warm. Good sense of humor, likes outdoors and riding motorcycles (HD). Slim/med. figure for touring. Me: artist, musician, world traveler, Vietnam vet. 6'3", liberal, respects women, nice person. 2965

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been married, no kids. Hard-working, per fectionist, honest, enjoys camping, hunt ing, movies, dinners, dogs and the simple things in life. ISO similar qualities, 20-40 YO. 2885 IN T E R N A T IO N A L M OF MYSTERY, L IV IN G

quietly these days. Seeking adventurous F, 25-50, to spend quality time w/artistic, intellectual F who prefers her Collins stirred, not shaken. Me: 51 YO, well-travelled, edu cated and quite pragmatic. 2879 HAVE FUN W IL L TRAVEL: SE E K IN G

adventure partner for local fun in Burlington area and trips everywhere. DWM, middle-aged, 5'9", 155 lbs. Likes outdoor activities, hiking, biking, boating and the local nightlife, music, movies, restaurants and the waterfront. 2876 55 W PSM , FIT, F IN A N C IA L L Y SECURE,

good guy, likes hiking, kayaking, biking, Mozart, Flynn, antiques, travel, NE/NAT. parks. Seeks SPF, 45-55, under 5'6", in shape, adventurous, attractive, good com municator. Summer fun and more w/right person. 2875

47 YO M A W M SE EK S Y O U N G 1 8 -3 0 YO F

or Fs to be sex slave one night and day per week. New to scene. It will be a learning experience for all. 2979

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confident, warily searching for next best thing. Alternative, attractive dacker seeks feminine touch, 37-45. Aspiring peace on earth, community involvement, blues/jazz. We make fire in the air. Romancing, dancing, we're unstoppable. Dreams come true.. 2871

28 YO GWF, CREATIVE, PASSIONATE,

attractive, soft-butch, likes writing, silly/philosophical talks, hiking, dancing and good movies. Looking for honest, imaginative, intelligent soul w/similar interests. This Sapphic dancer desires a scintillating adventure. 3220

SU CC ESSFU L 4 0 YO SW M , FUNNY,

romantic, caring. Looking for an honest, sensitive, caring W. Looking for LTR. Need person who enjoys the outdoors and who also likes the theater. Summer's here, take the chance. 2865

L A D IES, A R E YOU LO O K IN G FOR A W O N -

derful friend out there? Please write me, please. I'm a Virgo, caring, loving, kind, friendly, warm + lots more! Love to camp and love the outdoors! 3156

SH IV A IS O SH AKT I: 25 YO YOGI, STRONG,

sensitive, stable and sensual. I love to explore the outer and inner worlds. Seeking radiant, adventurous, spiritual, expressive woman 22-28 to love, explore and share deep fun with. Ref. avail. 2862

ANO TH ER S U M M E R W / 0 A SW EETHEART!

No, this can't be possible! There is a flower growing out in these hills! ISO NS, spiritual, fit, prof., monogamously orient ed, educated F! 40+. Love nature, art, lit erature, film, dance, exotic food and other lands! 3132

CO NSTRUCTION H U N K IS O LTR W /P A S -

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sionate W. Let me take your heart on a romantic cruise for two and show you true love's first kiss. I want to be your knight in shining armor and take you away from all your woes. 2861

27 YO GF IS O 2 3 -3 5 YO SGF FOR LONG

walks and good conversation. I am stable and very honest. I'm adventurous and love a good laugh! Seeking someone who can enjoy the little things in life and who is honest. 2959

GREAT CATCH! H EA L T H -C O N SC IO U S M

who enjoys workouts, organic foods, the ater, movies, classical/country music, Formula 1 racing, country living, ISO beautiful soul mate who is easy-going, warm, sensual & classy, 40-50ish. 2857

42 YO B I MOM, FRECKLED REDHEAD,

5'4", 155 lbs. MAWP ISO spirited woman for discreet, intimate LTR. Fun-loving, sensual, playful, sensitive, experiential, enjoys movies, the arts, dinner, dancing, adventures, the outdoors. NS/ND. Lamoille/Washington County. Take the chance, make the call. 2889

SW M , 56, 5 '9 ", 155 LBS., CLEAN-CUT

C, passionate, compassionate, good con versationalist, physically attractive, simple lifestyle. Day trips, snack bars, local events, movies, concerts, plays, country music, rock, dancing, biking, hiking, gen tle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 47-58, dating, companionship, romance, cuddling, affection, similar interest. 2851

HAPPY A N D HEALTHY W O M A N IS O

same (25-32 YO) who has passion for their life's path and values easy-going, intimate companionship. I practice yoga, love walking, and do not watch TV. I am honest, attractive and ready to meet you. 2774

SEEK A N D YOU SH A L L F IN D SW M , 46

YO, 5'11", 180 lbs., healthy, ambitious, good-looking, hard-working, NS, social drinker, likes outdoors, animals, movies and country. You: attractive, fit, healthy, ambitious, down-to-earth and ready to fall in love. 2797

m en > m en H IV + , GW M, 49 YO, 5 '8 ", 150 LBS.,

prof, in Burlington area. Seeks another HIV+ (or -) GM for friendship and fun. Give it a try! 3236

S A IL IN G PARTNER, NS, RETIRED EXECU-

tive ISO companion to help sail 24' sailboat on Lake Champlain this summer. Sailing experience not necessary, but a love of water and a sense of humor are a plus. Maine coast sailing is also possible. 2796

LO O KIN G FOR M A S C U L IN E G U YS FOR

dating. 37 YO GWM,'small-frame build, seeking a guy w/a goatee that works hard for a living, has his act together and knows what he wants out of life. Landscapers, electrician/UPS/FedEx M should all apply. 3218

T R EE-H U G G IN G , D IR T -W O R S H IP P IN G

vegetarian, teacher, father of two preschoolers, naturalist, mindfully aware, fit, funny, progressive, listener, soulful dancer, drummer, jazz aficionado, playful, poet, appreciative of diverse viewpoints, ISO co-conspirator 35-55, to consciously create a more peaceful, loving world. 2786

B IM , S L IM W /H O T L IP S A N D A H U N G RY

mouth. ISO M 20-40 to service orally on my knees, naked. Also like being used for B/D, S/M, W/S. Safe, clean and discreet. Well hung +. 3157

DW M , 39 LO O K IN G FOR A F LOVE TO

W AIT NO LONGER: 20 YO G W B IS O GW M

cuddle, read, go out to dinner and long walks together. Love children, looking for » a LTR. 2773______________________

or GBM for first-time encounters in St. Albans area. You: be funny and hairy. D/D free. All ads answered. 3155

23 YO M, BU RL. RESIDENT, IS O W 20 -

25 YO ST RA IG H T-A CTIN G SG M IS O THE

30ish who shares similar values: spiritual ly conscious/ personal growth centered, nontraditional/alternative, reflective/ intellectual, sense of humor, athletic, open-minded, open to many possibilities, willing to be honest and a good listener! 2770

company of another between the ages of 21-35. I am easy to get along with and am looking to meet new friends. Anyone around the Sugarbush area a plus! 3130 ELDERLY W M EAGER TO A S S U M E THE

femme role, ISO youngish, masculine GWM for occasional, exciting and reward ing encounters. 3058

L IK E TO R ID E. SW M , 50 YO, 5 '8 ", 150

lbs, grounded, .compassionate liberal seeks physically and mentally fit 35-50 YO woman to explore VT on my motorcy cle with me. Sense of humor and smooth conversation a positive. Let's talk soon...summer is too short. 2767

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42 YO M LO O K IN G FOR DIRTY, OLDER,

nasty guy. Unshowered guys a plus. Love a guy to tell me what he likes! 3047

ATTRACTIVE 4 0 YO GW PM, 5 '1 0 ", 160

HELLO YA'LL: I'M A NEW LY B I-C U R IO U S

lbs., Br/Bl. ISO young guys who live in, on, or around Colchester, Milton or Islands. Day or night, indoors or outdoors to ride this hot bottom, who is a top, too. Discreet. 3040

M 20 YO, looking for friends and maybe even love. 19-24 YO only, please. M/F is OK. Transportation needed. I will pay gas. 2969_____________________________________________

G W M 33, BROW N H A IR /B L U E EYES, FUN

orally service. MWM ISO well-hung M. You must be clean, disease-free, under 35, well-hung, in-shape and fit. Do not respond unless you fit the criteria. 2947

guy, outgoing and charming, lots of inter ests; too many to list. Tired of lonely nights. Seeking friendship, possible LTR. 2863_____________________________________________ L E T S GET G O IN G . 39 YO GW M, M A SC U -

line, attractive, interesting and easy going. Looking for a partner to experi ence life together. I like doing anything indoors or outdoors. 5'10, 175 lbs., BR/BI. Give me a call and let's talk. 2792 THERE A RE M Y R IA D R E A SO N S YOU

should call upon me to follow suit with "the date as gay men" . . .To follow suit, they say, is "my oh my friendship at its best", to hear the lub-dub of another man's heart or the palpitating touch; cheers, good cheers, that is! With me, anything can be fun: movies, dinner out, a hike, travel. What better way to make the date as gay men, and to find out the latter — who I really and truly am! 2772

SE E K IN G SELECT ST R A IG H T OR B I M TO

PRE-O P TS, BLONDE, BLUE EYES, PA SS-

able. Living full-time now. Seeking a fab ulous LTR with that special person. Safe and D/D free. 2944 S B IW M IS O SEXY, F E M IN IN E , P A SSA B LE

CD/TV/TS for anything goes, one night or LTR. Age/race unimportant. Clean and thin is. Me: tall, thin, clean, discreet, open-minded, mature, home owner. I live alone in private area. 2878 21 YO ATTRACTIVE FIT M IS O SEXY PRE-

op transsexual to fulfill fantasy. Discreet, clean, and safe. Age and race not an issue. 2783

just friends SPM ,39, CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SE E K IN G

bi seeking ? DO YOU LOOK HOT IN A B I K IN I ? A

beautiful F inside and out, who enjoys life? 40's. Me: humorous, healthy, fit, educated, travel, culture, nature and woods. A bit wild and fun! Attractive, spiritual, movies, creative, gardens, pool, ethnic foods. 3229 B IW M LO O K IN G FOR 1 8 -4 5 YO M TO

have hot sexual encounters with. D/D free, NS. Size and looks not important. Discretion assured. Looking for top to ful fill my curiosity. Looking to do a three some, if interested. 3224 ME: BIF. W H Y GO IT A L O N E ? I'M VERY

interested in being contacted by MAPF Bi-curious. In search of beautiful, wellendowed F for incredible encounter. Alone, liberated or whatever, friends. 3073_____________________________________________ 29 YO B IM IS O CU: I L IK E TO WATCH

and be watched. Me: 5'11", 170 lbs, cute, yoga, open-minded. I have a nice body that I like to share/showoff. You: your selves. First-timers welcome! 3064 B IM SE EK S B IF FOR LTR. M U ST BE OPEN-

minded to have the best of both worlds together. Must be fit. Kids OK. Let's give this a try. 3043 IN SH A PE, M, 42 : GREAT HUM O R, FUN,

ISO a BIF. Do you ever get bored, lonely? Do you long for a meaningful connection, good conversation, fun, excitement and adventure? Is life tough? Together we can make it fun and easier. 3038 DO YOU W O R K C O N ST RU C TIO N ? D R IV E A

truck? Flave a hairy chest? Need to use your tool? Not getting service at home? 5'9", 175 lbs., well-built, MABI curious, lusting for a new buddy. Flot/disereet. 2988_________________________________________ OLD SE EK S YOUNG: B I SW M , 54 W ANTS

younger BIAM. Top, bottom, open-mind ed. Let's spend hot summer nights together. Hot, sweaty, man-to-man plea sures. Kissing, massages, all night in bed. Very horny guy. Love oral/anal. 2981

SF, 25-40 YO friend for weekend fun! Would love to find SF that plays guitar as I'm learning to play. Maybe you can teach me a chord or two! 3217 NEED NO REPLY, JU ST STOP BY W HERE

the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let's visit. 3153 D IN IN G , H IK IN G , M O V IES, SHO RT TRIPS,

etc. Do you want to meet new people who share your interests? We're creating a net work centered in Chittenden County. ' Currently at 30 people and seeking new members aged 21-65. Email required. 3143 29 YO F SEEK S B U D D Y (S ) M /F FOR M O D-

erate hiking and beginner/intermediate mtn. biking 3-4 times a week. Let's share the driving and see what trails VT has to offer. Must be in moderate to good shape. 3138 M ID -4 0 'S M SEEK S NEW F R IEN D S W /N E W

people to VT area. Pref. from Eastern Europe nations. Hiking, biking, picnics, walks along lake, all good activities. Music ability a plus! Traditional folk music and singing another possible activ ity. Please reply. 3095 I W ANT TO S A IL : I HAVE SO M E EXP ER I-

ence and enthusiasm. Any type of weath er. Do you need a crew? Willing to travel. 2984_____________________________________________ H A PPY W E D D IN G W EEK EN D TO PEG A N D

Mark! We are so happy to share your joy. Love from Stearns, Allan and David. 2866 A N Y P R IM U S H EA D S OUT TH ERE? COME

watch Primus with me this June! NYC, “Boston, maybe more. Cool chick in search of someone fun, interesting and openminded to be my travel companion. 2864 LO O K IN G FOR A F FOREIG N COLLEGE

student to hang out with. 2800 1 8 -2 8 YO BF, GF & C U R IO U S F. MEET

in Burlington area Sunday morn/afternoons for group outdoor activities, biking, walking, or picnics on the beach. No get ting stood up. Lots of singles to mingle with. 2780

B I IN BARRE: W M 32 YO IS O OTHER B I

or straight M, 18-30 who enjoy rimming. No recitation necessary. Leave number to call. 2978 .

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W F IS O A W ELL, W ELL-PA C K A G ED M A LE

to try new things. My BF likes to watch, and join in. ND/NS, must be discreet and between 32-38. Must be open-minded, and like to be watched. 38 + don't call. 2763

w o m e n seeking... FREE BEER: GET YOUR ATTENTION? SWF, 28, SINCERELY EVER H AD A FANTASY OF ST R IP P IN G

for W? Looking for a pleasingly plump man who's 40-50 YO to strip for bachelorette party (boxers/G-string only). Need a routine, good sense of humor and willing to take tips for payment! 3233

sarcastic reality TV junkie and chocolate lover seeking SPM. Once past the self-deprecating humor, you'll find a diamond or great cubic zirconium w/a passionate and voluptuous personality. 2952

IN D E P E N D E N T -M IN D E D , SF, ARTIST,

seeking cosmic ideas to translate into well-crafted, lusdous books, prints and multiples. 3094

Personal of the week receives the following via mail within one week:

SWPF, LATE 40 'S, P L U S-S IZ E , LO O K IN G

for WM, NS/ND, working. Need adult fun, no strings. No one-night stands. Need someone to play with on a regular basis. Tall, WM 35-55 YO, MA/S who can play. 3044

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couples seeking...

in a relationship w/a future. LTR, marriageminded possible and is more passionate than most in the art of love. Motorcycles, convertible car rides, water, outside sun fun. Fire my fancy. Call. 3159 NO ST R IN G S 30 YO W M IS O TWO 2 5 -4 5

YOUNG CU SE EK S B IF A N D PASSAB LE

she-males, for safe, adult fun. Plus-size girls are welcome. Age/race unimportant, cleanliness is. 3244^ ‘ - * * :’

outdoorsy women to hike, kayak, camp and have adult fun with this summer. I have all the gear/toys and the places. So let's go. I will respond .to all. Clean, ND/NS. 3089

WCU IS O B IW F FOR K IN K Y FUN. M U ST BE

MEAT-EATING, BOTTOM M IS O 2 OR MORE

between 18-26 Y0. 3136 seeking a dominatrix. No experience neces sary. 3098

healthy M's to fill my holes. I'm 43, 5'6", 150 lbs and very eager. Looking for top guys, 18-45 who are into group scenes. Discretion/respect assured. I'm thirsty for your creamy, white stuff. 3080

F IRST-TIM ERS, M /W CU LO O K IN G FOR F

TAKE-CH ARGE GUY IS O G AL W HO SEEK S

SEXY, GORGEOUS A N D FIT CU, 26 A N D 30,

who needs that extra special attention. Her bi-curious. Him horny. Let us satisfy your needs, drinks, dinner, jacuzzi, 420, open to suggestions. Both dean, fair shape. Serious calls only. 3034 ORAL A N Y O N E? F, 24, M, 32, BARRE A REA

ISO M 18-35 who will let my boyfriend give him oral while I watch. I want you to shoot it all over his face so I can punish him for being naughty. 2893 26 & 27 YO W CU S E E K IN G S L IM , ATTRAC-

tive, young, kinky SWBIF 18-35. Must be D/D free, open-minded, adventurous, masochistic streak a plus. Come be used by my master while I watch. 2873 CU IS O W EL L-H U N G , 9 " + M FOR D ISCREET

adventures. We are clean, open-minded, D/D free. Let's meet, all answered. 2789

discipline and direction. Can teach you the ropes. Fit, 55, fun and freaky. Your leash or mine. 3079 ST R A IG H T SW M , 39, 5'7, 145 LBS. IS O FF

S/MA F's. Get together for dinner, drinks, real pampering, friendship and great sex. I believe in going to the limit to satisfy the wants/needs of women. Don't be shy. 3078 VERY H A N D S O M E ST R A IG H T M IS O VERY

pretty/feminine she-male of small to medi um size. Slender, svelte and shapely. Must be clean/discreet. Lover or long-term. Let's talk. 3075 S E E K IN G FUN PLAYMATE: G IR L S, DO YOU

like wearing sexy lingerie, etc.? Kinky out fits? I'm cute 28 YO guy. I'm seeking girls who like to wear these things. I'm a huge admirer of girls in fun outfits. Listen to greeting! 3065

A D V EN T U R O U S P L U M B E R N EEDED TO

DW PM, M ID - 5 0 'S IS O S / D OR W IF FOR

sweat my pipes. Fit, masculine guy needs competent tradesman to help w/odd plumbing jobs around my house. Work weekends or after work and get a little on the side. 3055___________________________________

companionship/ erotic adventures. Physical details are unimportant. I'm attracted to more than ju st physical beauty but do have a very sexual nature. ND/NS. Let's have a cup of coffee and discover each other. 2869

WM, LATE 40s, H A IR Y CHEST, TR IM BEARD,

uncut. Seeking summer fun with other masculine men into having a few beers, country rides, nudity in woods: swimming, J/0 sessions, phone sex, watch videos, exhibition, voyeurism. Let's try it, dudes. Call. 3045

TALL, SLEN D ER , W PM ARTIST, W HO M A R -

vels at and appreciates the F form. I love to draw and would love to meet you. Reveal little or as much as you like. NS/ND. Totally confidential. Picture this: Me: Jack. You: Rose. Titanic. 2852

ATTRACTIVE, FIT, EN DO W ED M A W M , 39,

HOT, HORNY, HUNGRY, TALL, W E L L -B U IL T

ISO F seeking great oral. Talented and long-lasting. Reciprocation is up to you. I'm easy-going and not pushy. Safe, clean and discreet. Expect same. Let's talk. 3032

35 YO WM exhibitionist who likes to ser vice aggressively. ISO well-hung M for dis creet encounters. 2795

SW M , 50'S, IS O CU 'S FOR ADULT FUN.

attractive, fit, clean, creative...you be, too. Seeking F to love "in the moment." No strings, no commitments, no hang-ups. Married OK. 2777

Clean/discreet. 2982 LO OKING FOR A N ATTRACTIVE, WELL-BUILT,

well-endowed SWM? I'm a 36 YO SWM, 6'2", 190 lbs., athletic build, well-hung, brown hair/eyes, D/D-free and very dis creet. Hoping to meet attractive CU and S for occasional adult fun. 2964 S L IM , SEXY, SEN SUAL, SA TISFYIN G, SELEC-

tive, shaved, seven-plus, submissive. Fit, tan, BIWM, 5'10", 165, 40's, wants to please select, trim and fit M/F. Groups and younger especially welcome. Tell me where, when and how to please you. 2882

POET, SE N SU A L IST , A CTIV IST. W M , 34,

M AW M , M ID 40 'S, FIT FOR AGE, H A S FAST

boat and wife with busy schedule. ISO F for weekday afternoon cruises on Lake Champlain with cold drinks, warm sun and skinny-dipping. Curious... call for sailing dates, summer is here. 2775

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6/2 6 , MT PH ILO B IR D SURVEYOR: TH A N K S

6 / 1 9 COLCHESTER M O B IL , 3 P.M. I SP Y

R A S P U T IN 'S, 6 /1 2 : I SP Y M Y BE A U TIF U L

for pointing out the Warblers and Wrens. What? No Peregrines! I'm genuinely inter ested in learning more; contact me if you'd like a partner on your next expedi tion. Me: yellow hat, red shirt. 3221

a beautiful blonde buying beer. You held the door for me. I gassed up. As you drove off in your Passport, I wished that I had gotten your digits! How about a 2nd chance? 3139

cooking teacher. Please don't let a flower stand in our way! Let me be the student for a change. Since 3 Needs, my gut tells me I will do whatever it takes to win your heart. 3088

STOWE RU G B Y PITCH, 6 /2 6 : YOU: M A D

I SP Y A SW EET B -A H -B E LE A VIN G ON H IS

Y O UR DA RK EST H O U R S H IR T P IQ U E D MY

River Hooker, #2 jersey, great smile. Me: loyal Johnson fan who found herself cheer ing for Mad River that day. You saved my friend and me from a rogue ball. What's your name? 3216

journey. I wish you all the best. I hope you find what you are looking for. I'll miss my fried egg and cheese. Love you always. 3134

interest at Muddy Waters, 6/12. You left before I could tell you that they're my favorite band. Wanna get brutal? 3086

6 /1 9 , I SPY A B IG J E R K IN FRONT OF

6/2 5 , PU B A N D BREWERY, 9:30 P.M. YOU:

Millennium. Hope you enjoyed the profile, I'm sure the crowd did, too. Thanks for the respect. A lot of good girls place profiles to avoid meeting big jerks like you. 3133

loved you since I met you. Let's live hap pily ever after. You rock and roll. Forever your... 3085

wearing an orange shirt and clearly on an excruciating first date. Me: the dark-haired F in white at the next table. We made eye contact and I stifled a smile. Beer? 3215

spy

I SPY AN OLD F R IE N D W HO G IV E S THE IT STARTED W /A G LASS OF W IN E, A CIGAR,

a kiss, a bottle of rum — then became much more. St. Louis, the theater, San Diego, Vegas, Kelso Sand Dunes, Joshua Tree, the wildfires. Things were going so well. Now this. 3240 BREAKW ATER, 6 /2 5 : I SPY FOR ABO U T

the 10th time a gorgeous blonde, white top, blue jeans. You were with guy in plaid shirt. Can't stop thinking about you. Curious? 3234 I SPY A HOT B A R -B -Q PR IN C ESS. YOU

showed me to my table; let me show you the way to Margaritaville! 3232 6 /2 9 ,7 P.M. PLATTSBURGH BO RDER S

bookstore, in the solarium. Noticed your dyed platinum-blond M friend talked 2 hours nonstop and only paused long enough to let you get a few sentences in. Care to have a two-sided conversation? 3231 YOU: SUNDAY, BO UGHT C IG S AT H A N N A -

ford's in Williston. Glasses, dark hair, work at Pet's Mart. Me: cashier. Smiled at you as I walked to a register. Reddish-brown hair. Hope you respond. I want to find you. 3230 M ICH A E L, MALLETTS BAY CHITTENDEN

ATM, 6/29: I didn't take all the money! Sorry about your divorce and your parents. Divorcing because you found someone new? If not, love to meet. Call and men tion your commission so I know it's you. 3228 S., YOU CRAZY FOOL, YOU F ID D LED W /M Y

phone and never saved the number. Dinner sounds great, but where do I find you? Hangin' out in your parked Jeep, maybe? I call shotgun. 3227 TO THE N IC E BOY W /TH E W ARM SM IL E ,

hair in headband sitting next to redheaded fellow at Stephen Goldberg retrospective. You sure are nice. 3226 YOU ARE A W AIT ER AT WATERWORKS,

and I think you are a stud muffin. You are great. You are a real smarty-pants! 3225 TO THE M ICR O W AV ABLE SEXTET W /TH E

"Good Bush, Bad Bush" shirt. I bet you get a lot of good Bush, huh. With you being all hot and stuff, I bet your women have to wear oven mittens in bed. I think you should stop harassing the street kids who collect the change for their beer. 3223

PEA RL STREET BEVERAGE 6 /1 8 : I SP Y A

best hugs. I dream every day of running into you on Church St. Hurry up and leave the FL heat. Join me for an evening of watching porn. Steel dragon baby! 3213

desperate, bitter, tattooed girl behind the counter. Lose the attitude, remember who betrayed who. "You're a bad person w/an ugly heart." P.S: Pighorn, I've clearly won and I always will. 3131

JU ST L IK E SU N N Y, W ASTED TALENT. YOUR

I SP Y A N Y SF W HO H A S SEEN SP R IN G ,

antics aren't romantic and you ain't gal lant. I ain't bein' facetious. I don't need this. Your flirtin' caused some hurtin'. So I guess I'll close the curtain. 3212

Summer, Autumn, Winter at the Roxy. S 31 YO M looking for a LTR. And, hey, if we are not a match at least we can discuss good films over a drink! 3129

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SOUPSPO ON: ART IST IC MOM ON CO-ADOBE.

Cincinnati. Me: lip ring/hat. You: gor geous. Us: both w/green packs. "Where you gonna put that?" Saw you w/a guy in the terminal, but I wanted to tell you I think you're beautiful. 3164

I'm too cheap/broke to pay the fee. Would like to connect, think we're on the same • wave and kids are same age. I'm B.P. North of Montpelier entry. Peace and good con nections. 3128

TO THE B A C K -F L IP P IN G BA B E AT BOLTON

6 /2 1 : EXTREMELY SEXY, L O N G -H A IR E D

Falls, Sunday 6 /2 7 .1 was in a green bikini applauding you w/my friends. I'm just sorry I wasn't brave enough to "take the plunge." Let's swim,together sometime. 3163

Shelburne Rd. Radioshack employee. I invited you to a picnic lunch in the East woods. Would take a nature break w/you day. Maybe next time it can be au jrei 3126

I SP Y A H A N D SO M E , SEXY, BLU E-EYED

babe. I missed you terribly. I'm so happy you're back! I think about you all the time, Brian. XO. 3162 " IC E C R E A M " BEN'S, 6 /1 8 : I SPY THE

next governor of VT — a beautiful bald M w/passion, charisma and sparkling eyes. I like you! You care very much about Vermonters and not at all about Bush's approval! 3161 6/1 9 : I SPY A VERY ATTRACTIVE SOFTBALL

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counter. You checked me in for a flight to California. Great voice and beautiful smile. I'd love to hear and see both again, some time. Please reply — you won't regret it. 3125 JOHN, THE PILO T FROM G EO R G IA , A K A

Bill Clinton. I think the 1-3 p.m. slot deserves a debriefing. If I were president, would you call me? 3102

player in Waterbury. #12, purple shirt, dri ving red Land Rover. I'd like to get to first base w/you. 3152

I SPY ONE K IN D PERSO N W HO H A S 2

extra Coventry tickets to sell. Please help a local phan out. 3100

L IQ U ID ENERGY, 6 /2 1 : ME: BLO N DE SEAT-

SAT.: GREEN S U B I- D R IV IN G GOATEED

ed beside an over-the-top flower arrange ment. You: black-haired hottie w/off-center lip ring. You brought me my veggie melt. Your piercing has me thinking of oral pleasure. Call me! 3147

boy at Mo-Vegas Country Home Center. The blonde in your back seat was almost as cute as you. Single? The life guard teeshirt girl. 3099

YOU: PLAYED ELVIS PRESLEY'S " S U S P IC I

w/messy hair. You were shuffling papers on the counter when I walked in, and star ing deeply into the coffee beans when I left. If those coffee beans could talk, I bet they would tell you how handsome you are. 3096

Minds." It's my turn: Bruce Spring steen's "Human Touch." How about just friends? 3146 OUS

KITTYKAT27 H A S BEEN SP IE D . M A YBE THE

computer gods are lying, but ... 3141 TO THE GREY GOOSE G IR L W HO M 0 0 N -

lights as a Cody Chevy model. You brunch in Montpelier w/a friend and brightened my slow days at the shop. Can I buy you a cup of coffee? 3140

BROSNAN HERE, JAMES BROSNAN.

Okay, so I'm not actually an international spy, but I do have a cool actor's name! Hello. I'm a 7-year-old orange tiger and Persian mix who has been neutered. I am a distinguished older gentleman (hence my name) who would like to be a com panion kitty. I'd be happy sleeping away the days on a comfy couch. I enjoy being pet and am very responsive to gentle handling. My new home should be quiet with people 15 and up.

6 / 2 2 U N C O M M O N G RO U N D S: TALL GUY

W E M IS S YOU, RY: KENN ETH STOPPED BY

last week to talk about something majestic and was disappointed to hear that you weren't home. Enjoy the swimming holes and we'll be there sooner than you can spell cackalack. 3091

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I SP Y LOVE AT F IR ST SIGHT: JOSH, I'V E

W E LEFT L O U IS E A N D CORT IN G EO R G IA ,

but I wouldn't mind bringing them here for more adventures. 5 times in 24 hours? Let's see if we can do better as Yankees. 3082 I W A S REALLY T U RN ED ON W H EN YOU

held back the security so I could get into SPAC. Perhaps again sometime? Hop in my Jeep and let's go for a ride. 3077 YOU: RUSTY N A IL /R E G G A E , A R T IST IC

friends, the guitar, a smart man, requiem fad giver. Me: thinking of you often, get ting wiser, probably too late, wishing I could reach you, a distant admirer stuck in lobster land for now. 3069 A M I IN H EA V EN ? I FEEL L IK E I'M FLOAT-

ing in a cloud. I spy you, baby, a sexy angel from Winooski w/sparkly blue eyes and otherworldly charm. I'm gonna rock your world! 3068 C H IL I'S RESTAU RAN T MO THER'S DAY: YOU

were the hostess and thought it was cute. I w ^ o n my cell phone w/my mother, wishing her a gc&fd day in front of my two friends. I thought you were ju st plain cute. 3066 6 /1 2 : W ANTED TO SAY T H A N K YOU FOR

the red velvet wallpaper. Willing to travel for more if it's available? Even in small bites. 3062 NO W O R D S CAN D E S C R IB E THE IM PO R T -

ance of taking my time to work on myself. It's been a while, Scott, since you've been spied by me. I am ready to be friends. You? Let me know. From Lady. Remember? 3061 N IC K : W E MET AT BO RDERS, 5 /1 1 IN THE

grad school section. I was the girl in the green skirt. We exchanged names, but not numbers. Let's meet for coffee. 3060 I READ Y O U R PR O F ILE IN YAHOO, NOT

sure if you are worth the $19.95. You: M from Worcester. You love to hike and camp. You have dark hair and look hot in your picture. Coffee? Beer? 3059 WE SP Y A CUTE G U Y W /S E R IO U S S ID E -

burns at Recycle North. Do we already know you? Are you in a band, maybe? You looked hella familiar. 3056 TO THE B R IT G IR L AT SP EED E R'S: BEEN

dying to flirt, but feared I'd just blurt. I'll spy you instead to spare me much dread. So answer me here, you'll be happy for years. No, really. 3053

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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Thirty-three-year-old pop star Jennifer Lopez earned $29 million in 2003. Presumably she shares some of her wealth with her mom, Guadalupe. Cynical observers might therefore regard it as a sign of divine favoritism that Guadalupe recently won a jackpot of $2.4 million while playing a slot machine at an Atlantic City casino. I suspect you may be less hasty to jump to that conclusion, though, since many of you Virgos are currendy being visit ed (or soon will be) with an equally ridiculous amount of good luck. Don’t feel guilty about your blessings in the least, please, even if they seem way beyond your fair share. Lap them up.

(June 21-July 22): In accordance with the astrological omens, I’ve assembled a host of snappy one-liners for you to wield in the com ing week, Cancerian. Sooner or later, it will make sense for you to utter every one of them. 1. “It only seems kinky the first time.” 2. “Even if the voices in my head aren’t real, they still have some good ideas.” 3. “To make your prayers come true, you have to get off your knees.” 4. “I’m the good kind of bad.” 5. “It’s not really a party till something gets broken.” 6. “Shut up and dance.” (P.S.: I don’t anticipate there’ll be any messy consequences if you cultivate the attitude I’m suggest ing here. But in case there are, invoke this disclaimer: “I didn’t do it. You can’t prove it. Nobody saw me.”)

(Apr. 20-May 20): Your word of power this week is yua. It’s a term the Yupiit people of Alaska use for the spirit that inhabits all things, both animate and inanimate. A rock, for instance, has as much yua as a caribou, spruce tree or human being, and therefore merits the same measure of compassion. If a Yupiit goes out for a hike and spies a chunk of wood lying on a frozen river bank, she might pick it up and put it in a new position, allowing its previously hidden side to get fresh air and sun. In this way, she would bestow a blessing on the wood’s yua. Try living your life like this in the coming days, Taurus: as if absolutely everything is alive, has a soul and deserves your loving kindness. (Thanks to Earl Shorris, “The Last Word,” Harper’s, August 2000.)

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time to correct for the distortions that jerk wreaked in your psyche. Are you feeling tyrannized by a habitual response that was once quite useful but isn’t appropriate any more? This is a perfect moment to dissolve it.

(May 21-June 20): “Goodies” is your word of power this week, Gemini — though it could also be your word of weakness. To ensure that it’s more the former than the lat ter, meditate on the following three inquiries. 1. O f all the goodies you want, which are the two most impor tant ones? 2. Do your flirtations with second-tier goodies tend to undermine your pursuit of the first-tier ones? If so, are you willing to wean yourself from those flirtations? 3. Do you have any doubts about whether you truly deserve the very best goodies? If so, what can you do to render the doubts irrelevant?

of the most exuberant poets of the twentieth century was James Broughton. “I pray every night to wake up crazier,” he wrote. By that he meant he wanted to become increasingly receptive to unpredictable joy and pleasure. His knack for having a good time didn’t mean he dodged the hard times, though. “Suffering can’t be avoided,” he told interviewer Jack Foley. “The way to happiness is to go into the darkness of yourself. That’s the place the seed is nourished, takes its roots and grows up and becomes ulti mately the plant and the flower. You can only go upward by first going downward.” That’s the perfect prescrip tion for you in the coming days, Aries. (For more Broughton and Foley, see www.alsopreview.com/foley/jfbroughto n.html.)

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): For years, Salt Lake City was undisputed Jell-O champion of the world, with the highest per capita consumption. But in 1999, Des Moines, Iowa, catapulted into the lead. In response, chef Scott Blackerby staged a “Take Back the JellO Title” Recipe Contest at his restau rant in Salt Lake, and thousands of Utahans signed petitions that helped make Jell-O the official snack of the state. Soon the city had retaken the top spot, where it remains to this day. I hope this story serves to motivate and inspire you in the coming days, Libra. It’s time for you to reclaim a lost title or crown that you once possessed and that really should belong to you again.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Have you ever been burned by bad religion? This is the week you could start getting rid of the scorch mafks. Have you ever been abused by an authority figure who made you feel helpless? This is the

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): On your bad days, Scorpio, you’re like a swamp that serves as a weird oasis in the midst of frozen tundra. On your good days, the physical feature you correspond to most is an underground river winding in a serpentine course beneath green, fertile hills. But in the coming weeks you’ll be like a place you’ve rarely resembled before: an unspoiled tropical beach where the warm wild ocean meets the foot of a towering mountain.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Shopping for a new mis sion, Sagittarius? Or perhaps a new branch of your old familiar mission? You should be. This is one of those pivotal moments when heaven comes all the way down to earth; when invisi ble allies fr»m the other side of the veil make an appearance; when age-old secrets briefly show what they’re really made of. To aid your quest to glimpse your best possible future, here’s advice that the sorcerer Don Juan gave to his student, Carlos Castaneda: “Look at every path closely and deliberately. Try it as many times as you think neces sary. Then ask yourself, and yourself alone, one question. ‘Does this path have a heart?’ If it does, the path is good; if it doesn’t, it is of no use.”

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): In ancient Greece, Apollo was a great sun god. Ruler of music and healing, he had the power to vanquish darkness from the human soul and transform chaos into energy. Pilgrims traveled from afar to seek oracles at his main temple in Delphi. Inscribed above the entrance of the temple was the maxim “Know thyself.” No other

words of wisdom are more important for you to heed in the next six weeks, Capricorn. Getting to know yourself better will be the best way to rouse your own inner Apollo, thereby allow ing you to tap into the fertility of your unconscious chaos and harness the beauty of your soul’s darkness.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I didn’t feel your passion in my secret garden,” a celebrity judge told an aspiring diva after her less-than-perfect singing performance on “The WB’s Superstar USA,” an “American Idol” parody. I’m afraid I’m going to have to borrow his words to describe your recent efforts, Aquarius. All of us occa sionally fail to live up fully to our potential, and the recent past has been your time of missing the mark. Now please don’t waste your energy getting mad at me for delivering this knock. Instead, channel that emotion into making sure you don’t keep missing the mark. Conjure up the breakout passion that we who love you will feel in our secret gardens.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Here’s one of the few universal truths I know: Everyone has a piece of the truth, even those you disagree with. According to my reading of the astro logical omens, though, you are now in possession of a giant piece of the truth — bigger than what you usually have and bigger than everyone else’s piece. That’s exacdy why you should proceed cautiously. Your deep understanding and authoritative knowledge might tempt you to dismiss the tiny slivers of truth that other people are holding, and that would be a mistake.

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►office space BRISTOL: Office for rent in newly renovated Dunshee Building on Main St. Separate entrance w/off-street parking. $400/mo., incl. heat, ^elec., all utils. Call Greg Orvis, 453-2735. BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on "space available." Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999. BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail, with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450.

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2nd floor, lake views, open-floor plan w/cathedral ceilings. Large ATTN LANDLORDS: Good apart bathroom, storage space. W/D, ments wanted. Experienced real D/W. 2+parking spaces. Sorry, estate broker will advertise your NS/no pets. Avail. 9/1. $1500/ apartments, show your apart mo. + utils. 951-2442. ments, run credit reports and BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, check references. You make final 1-bath, off-street parking for 2 decision and retain the right to ~ cars. Convenient downtown loca rent the apartment yourself. If tion, w/easy walk to Church St. you rent to my customer, I 10 min. walk to UVM. No pets, charge half of one month's rent. please Avail 8/1. $800/mo. + Call David Siegel at 860-4641 at utils. 305-292-0628. RED E RENTALS, 138 Church St. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1st to find out more. floor duplex, front/back porches, SHELBURNE: Locust Hill, 3-bed very clean, hdwd, W/D hookups, room, 2.5-bath, fireplace, new off-street parking. No smoking, renovation, stainless steel appli pets neg. Avail. July. One-year ances, tile and more. Large lease. $925/mo. 899-1735. garage, sunny patio, quiet wood BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom ed property, tennis, pool, minutes duplex, close to Battery Park/ to IDX and Burlington. Asking bikepath/Church St. All hdwd, $189,500. 363-2177. bright and clean, porch, base ment office, parking. Sorry, no dogs. $900/mo. + dep. Avail now. 238-0790. BOLTON VALLEY: 1-bedroom BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, lake condo, slope side, spacious, views, bike path access, new sunny, new appliances, sun room, paint/carpet/appliances. No tiled floors, W/D, fireplace, pri pets. $1400/mo. Preview at vate end unit. Hike from your www.ppmvt.com. 802-860-5050. door. $950/mo. + utils. 734-0960. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom love BOLTON VALLEY: Large 1-bed ly, bright cottage, overlooking room condo, slope-side, end lake w/beach rights and moor unit. Top floor, deck, sunny, fire ing. Clean w/character, 10 min. place. 30 min. to Burlington and from Burlington. Private neigh Montpelier. $850/mo. + utils. borhood, 2 min. walk to lake/ 802-598-3545. bike path. Large front deck, BOLTON/JERICHO: Townhouse W/D, spacious master bedroom, condo w/mountain views on golf great all-season porch, w/large course, modern kitchen, dining room, living room 1/2-bath, 2windows. Low-heating costs. Currently avail. $1150/mo. bedrooms w/full bath up, fin 233-6043 or 864-0838. ished basement w/W/D, garage, BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt., ew\y access, plowing incl. quiet, prime location near hospi$1250/mo. + gas heat. Avail tal/UVM. Off-street parking, W/D 7 /lst. RED E RENTALS 860-4641. hookup, front/back porches, BRISTOL: New efficiency, 25 mins, to South Burlington. Avail. basement, .5 acre lot. Avail. 7/1. $1475/mo. 862-9182. 8/1. $500/mo., incl. cable/heat/ BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, elec. Call *453-5954. downtown duplex. Lafayette BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, big and beautiful! Clean, quiet bldg. Place. Quiet, dead-end st. 2floors, 1-bath, parking, porch, Pets OK. 236 S. Union. $950/ mo. + utils. Avail 8/1. 734-1571. storage. No pets. New gas fur nace, updated bath. Local, BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, big, friendly landlord. Avail. 8/1. bright living room, very plant$l300/mo.+ utils. 864-0069. friendly. Eat-in kitchen, office BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, lakespace, storage, 2-porches. Summer greenery, winter lake front duplex on bike path with view. Parking. NS/No pets. Avail. W/D, gas heat, yard, garage, porch. Avail 8/1. $1300/mo. 8/1. $775/mo. 802-863-3268. +utils, yard work/snow removal BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom included in rent. Year lease + condo. Avail. 9/1. A/C, garage 1- month deposit. NS/No pets. parking, pool, secure building. Fabulous views, quiet. $975/mo. 862-3008. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt, incl. heat/hot water. 860-6241, 1.3/4-bath, 3 parking spaces. mornings. No pets. $1500/mo. + sec. dep. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, Lake St., waterfront, incredible views, 864-1707. spacious, parking/snow removal, BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, funky looking building, heat/ Rivermount Terr. 2-bath, beauti ful single-family home, 2000 sq. garbage removal/hot water incl. ft. Quiet neighborhood, hdwd, $950/mo. + lease. 864-9972. views, W/D, DW, close to lake. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, spa NS/no pets. Avail. 8/1. cious and clean. Pets OK. 24 Decatur St. $675/mo. + utils. $1950/mo. + utils. 864-8314. BURLINGTON: 8/1. North End. Avail 8/1. 734-1571. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, stu Sunny, renovated 1-bedroom + dio-apt w/balcony, beautiful study, hdwd. $775/mo. + S. End, 2- bedrooms. $795/$895/mo. +. neighborhood in South End. NS. % New North End, 2-bedroom Avail, now. $650/mo. incl. utils. Will pro-rate. Wk: 363-5336, Hm: w/yard and heat incl. $795/mo. Or, cute 2-bedroom house 658-6440. w/garage. $925/mo. +. No BURLINGTON: 142 Shelburne dawgs. Lease. RED E RENTALS, RcL, quiet 2-bedroom, study, 138 Church St. 860-4641. living/dining, parking, sunny, BURLINGTON: Attractive 2-bed spacious, storage, hookups, room apt. 484 S. Union St. hdwd. No pets. Avail. 8/1. Hdwd, clean basement with W/D> $950/mo. +. 434-3095. hookup, off-street parking. $1250/mo. + utils. 863-2619.

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days in established holistic health-care center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin. BURLINGTON: Massage office, shared bath, kitchen area and waiting area. 1st floor. 2 blocks from Church St. Avail, now. $280/mo. incl. utils. 363-9352. PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air condi tioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070.

►storage for rent BURLINGTON: Spacious 2-car garage, 21'22 + 2nd floor. 700 sq. ft. total. $175/mo. + lease. Call 879-8118.

BURLINGTON: Avail 7/15. Buell St. 1-bedroom. $750/mo. 1st floor, hdwd floors, no pets/ parking. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www. nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: Avail 7/15. North Ave. 2-bedroom. $795/mo. 2nd ^ flo o r, W/D hookups. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: Avail 8/1. Colchester Ave. 3-bedroom, 2-floors, coin-op laundry & storage space. $1050/mo. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com . BURLINGTON: Avail 9/1. 1 large bedroom w/extra room. $685/mo. Coin-op laundry and storage space. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: Avail now. Mill St. 3-bedroom, W/D hookups, dog w/ refs. $1050/mo. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Cedar St. Nice 2-bedroom in owner-occupied duplex. Gas heat, street parking only. Dog possible. $850/mo. + utils. Avail 8/1. 999-9539 or cedarst6466@yahoo.com. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 862-2680. BURLINGTON: Duplex, 2-bedroom unit at 460 North Ave. 2-story townhouse plus full basement. W/D, ample off-street parking. Avail. mid-July. $1200/ mo. + utils + dep. Call 434-4774. BURLINGTON: Hill Section, lovely 2-bedroom carriage house. Quiet, convenient, private, clean, parking, wood stove. Avail. Sept. $950/mo.+ refs. NS/no pets. 864-7126. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom with large living room, quiet neighborhood, near bike path. Includes large deck, off street parking, laundry, garden space, extra storage space. No dogs. Avail. 8/1. $725/mo. + utils + lease + deposit. Call 598-1009.

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BURLINGTON: Avail now. Shelburne Road. 3-bedroom, 2 floors and garage. W/D hook ups, dog w/refs. $1200/mo. incl. heat. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www. nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: Barrett St. 2-bedroom, off-street parking. No dogs. Smoking outside. Near UVM/St. Mike's. $900/mo. 862-4007. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 4-bedrocftn apt., avail. 9/1. Recently updated, off-street parking, 3-season porch. NS. Ref. req. $1350/mo. + utils. 864-4838.

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Prof./responsible individual(s) for reduced rent/caretaking position through March 1st, 2005. 2-bedroom home w/large, fencedin back yard, patio, garden. 5 minute walk to bike path/beach. $800+utils. 652-1579. BURLINGTON: Nice, renovated South End apts., 22 Hayward St. NS/no pets. Heat/parking incl. Avail. 7/1. Studio $675/mo. & 1-bedroom $725/mo. John 865-9029. BURLINGTON: Now or 8/1. North Winooski Ave. 2-bedroom + study, large deck w/view. $750/mo. 1-bedrooms: lower Maple St. or North Ave. near Police St. 3 clean rooms w/parking. $625/mo.+ and $695/mo.+ No dogs. 1-year lease. RED E RENTALS, 138 Church St. 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Roomy, clean, 2- bedroom, parking, gas heat. Walk to downtown. Avail, now. $800/mo. + utils. 863-5397. BURLINGTON: School St., 3- bedroom, hdwd., large deck, off- street parking. Avail. 8/1. $1300/mo.+ 865-3672. BURLINGTON: South End, 2-bedroom. Quiet neighborhood, hdwd/tile. Pets considered. Parking on-site, laundry. Avail. 7/1. $850/mo. + utils. 578-8525. BURLINGTON: Spacious 3-bed room condo, 3 levels, 14'17" fully carpeted, large living room, master bedroom, finished base: ment, W/D, D/W, parking, patio. Avail. 7/15 or 8/1. $1700/mo. + utils. Libby Property 355-1008. BURLINGTON: Spacious 3-bedroom, hdwd floors throughout, W/D, D/W. Avail. 8/1. $1375/ mo. incl. heat. 865-9491. BURLINGTON: St. Paul St., 1-bedroom. Hdwd, big kitchen, 2 blocks from downtown. Avail. 7/1. $725/mo. + utils. 578-8525. BURLINGTON: Upper Maple St. Quiet/safe residence. Lake views, large sunny yard, incl. parking, heat/HW, coin-op laundry, kayak storage. No pets/smoking. Avail. 6/1. Single-room efficiency apt. $500/mo. 658-8056 or visit www.Prospect-Properties.com. CHARLOTTE: Awesome 2-bedroom. Newly-renovated, sunny, quiet, large bedrooms. Huge yard w/garden space and pond. Covered porch, hiking trails, 20 min. to Burlington. NS only, cat OK. $1000/mo. 425-3779.

quiet neighborhood. New ceram ic tile and Berber carpet. Gas fireplace, carport, W/D, DW. Friendly, adult pets OK. $1395/mo. 864-5424. ESSEX JCT & WINOOSKI: Off I89. Sublets avail, immediately. Complete w/quality furnishings and amenities, fireplace, hdwd. Quiet, clean and very private. NS/No pets. Refs. Must see. Rents neg. for qualified. 879-3226. FORT ETHAN ALLEN: 1-bed room apt. No pets. Lease + dep. + refs. $525/mo. + utils. 802644-5509. HINESBURG VILLAGE: 1-bed room apt. Walking distance to supermarket) etc. Located above Good Times Cafe. 20 mins, to Burlington. No smokers/pets. $525/mo. + utils. Call 482-4444 or 482-4301. MILTON: Large 2-bedroom w/spacious kitchen, large attic. Lots of storage, W/D hookups, garden space. Cats OK. $975/ mo., incl. utils. Avail 7/15. 864-8040 ext. 197. MONKTON RIDGE: Spacious 2-bedroom duplex in 1840's farmhouse. Wood floors, built-in shelves. Views of Cedar Lake and Adirondacks. W/D hookups. 30 min. to Burlington/Middlebury. NS/No dogs. 1-year lease. $850/mo. incl. heat. 453-6060. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom apt., 1- bath. Located in center of Richmond. NS/No pets. Avail. 8/1. $825/mo. + utils. + sec. 985-4089. RICHMOND: Charming 2-bedroom apt. 2nd floor. Full bath, huge yard, garden, full porch. W/D. No pets/smoking. Avail, immed. $850/mo. Call Eric 802-363-8776 or 651-0777. S. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2- bath house. Garden, tub, study, sunroom, fenced yard, beautiful gardens, off-street parking for two cars. Quiet neighborhood. Close to schools. No smoking. Avail. 7/15. $1500/ mo. + utils, (landscaping incl.) 802-951-9933. S. BURLINGTON: Quiet end unit. Less than 3 miles to UVM/ hospital. 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, gas heat, W/D. No pets/smoking. $1295/mo. + utils. + dep. 324-6446. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, carport, pool, deck, close to UVM. $1100/mo. +. 802879-3965. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom. Stonehedge, off Spear St. W/D, carport, pool/tennis, bike path. Avail. 7/15. $1400/mo. 372-4890. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Beautiful 3- bedroom, end unit townhouse, great location. 2.5-bath, decks, W/D, microwave, carport, tennis/pool. NS/no dogs. Avail, immediately. Lease + refs. + dep. $1500/mo. + utils. 482-2394. STOWE: Cottage for rent. Open floor plan w/loft. Quiet, private location on river. NS. Pets OK. $750/mo. + utils. + sec. 985-4089. UNFURNISHED APT: Avail, now, 8/1 and 9/1: 1, 2 and 3bedrooms. Avail 1/05, 4-bed room house. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, heat/hot water incl., parking, laundry, clean, near bus/university. NS/no pets. $745-$775/mo. 233-1150.

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(802)862-6244 BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, great shape in Old North End. Off-street parking, gas heat. Avail. mid-July. $800/ mo.+ 893-0000. BURLINGTON: Large 3 and 4bedroom apts, Ethan Allen Pkwy. 2-bath, porch, parking, private back yard. $1250/mo. and $1450/mo. 598-1943. BURLINGTON: New North End, 2-bedroom, quiet, clean, hdwd, parking. Pets neg. Walk to Leddy Park/bike path. Avail. 8/1. $810/mo. +. 482-4822.

border: Spacious, unique 3-bedroom apt., quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas. One mile to lake. $1100/mo. + sec. and refs. 802-767-9455. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, nice bay views, deck. On bike path. Parking, gas utils. NS/No pets. Avail. 8/1. $975/mo. + lease + dep. + refs. 878-4284. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, end unit. Freshly painted and renovated, new windows, fully carpeted. DW, W/D. Gas heat/hot water. Lawn, snowcare and garbage removal incl. NS/No pets. Located 1-mile from Fitness Center. Avail 8/1. $l,000/mo. + utils. + 1st. mo. rent + dep. + lease. Contact Danielle 518-281-9261 or dpoir ier@choiceonemail.com. ESSEX: 4-bedroom, 1.5-bath, magical 1830 rebuilt farmhouse on quiet road, 15-minute walk to Indian Brook Reservoir. Wood firs, W/D, propane/wood heat. N/S. $1550/mo. + utils. 425-4902.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new car pet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578. BURLINGTON: 3-unit building in great downtown location; Two large 2-bedrooms w/private porches and a studio. Separate utils., appealing units and loca tion make this building a gem. $305,000. (802)326-3093. BURLINGTON: 3-unit w/many updates including: roof, electri cal, heaters, water main and more. Good rents, separate utils, and low-maintenance makes this a great investment. $298,000. (802)326-3093. BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property, 4 apartments consisting of one 2-bedroom (could be owner's unit), two large 1-bedrooms, one small 1bedroom., fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town. Off-street parking, sepa rate utils. Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an oppor tunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down. Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage. Asking $295,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641. BURLINGTON: 48 Lakeview Terrace. Beautiful, home and yard in excellent location and neighborhood. Lake views, 2200+ sq. ft. Two kitchens, hdwd. $309,500. 802-578-5575, eves. BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3-bedrooms 3-baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more. $229,900. ’ Call 865-6268. BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com. BURLINGTON: Duplex w/style and charm appeals to owner/ occupant or investor. 2 and 3bedroom units w/private back yard. Separate utils., great loca tion. $279,000. (802)326-3093.

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Gambrel built ,1975. Concrete base ment, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms , 1.5- bath, updated septic and attached 3 sea son sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Asking $189,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steam boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

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Ward Street FOR SALE: Well maintained three-bedroom, one-bath cape in great Old North End loca tion. 2-story clapboard house has approx. 1,300 sq. ft. of living space, with gas fired hot air heat, enclosed porch, and a deck. Purchase Price: $ 150,000 39,660 * grant for income-eligible buyers 110,340 ** Amount needed to finance

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BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property 4 apart ments consisting of one 2bedroom (could be owners unit), two large 1-bed rooms, one small lbedroom., fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town., Off-street parking, separate utils. Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an opportunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down. Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage. Asking $295,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641.

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W A IT SFIE L D : Big 3+ bedroom cape. Basement garage, playroom and workshop, great deck, large wooded lot in quiet neigh borhood. Views possible. Dead end road, one mile from village. $255,000. Call 802-496-3500.

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W inooski $324,900 Live in this beautifully maintained, custom built home while collecting rent from the private two bedroom apartment below! Hardwood, large rooms, convenient location, call now! Jennifer Giordano

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to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, tw o full bars, special function room, complete w ith vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows. Sold w ith furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900

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:/j li i Ferrisburgh: $425,000 3 level contemporary w/ mountain views. 3 bdrm home, master bath. Cherry woodwork, tile firs. Lynn JacksonO n tu ^ j Donnelly

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UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 2-3 bedroom, 1 3/4bath, contemporary home

BURLINGTON: Updated

w/open floor plan. Excellent neighborhood and schools.

venient location. 3 and 4-

Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal

and clean 2-unit in con bedroom units are very profitable w/low mainte

views of Mt. Mansfield.

nance and separate utils. ,

Many updates. $195,000. Chris & Laura 899-3722.

$285,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit build ing in great downtown loca tion. Two large 2-bedrooms w/private porches and a studio. Separate utils., appealing units and location make this building a gem. $305,000. (802)326-3093.

back at closing. 434-3287.

SHELBURNE: Hillside ranch in the heart of Shelburne Village, quiet cul-de-sac, close to stores/school. 2240 sq. ft, full finished basement. 4-bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, family room, deck, garage, workshops, hdwd, 1.5 baths, ceiling fan, all kitchen appli ances. $229,900. 985-3936 or 238-1551

SHELBURNE: Locust Hill, 3bedroom, stainless steel appliances, tile and more. Large garage, sunny patio, quiet wooded property, ten nis, pool, minutes to IDX and Burlington. Asking $189,500. 363-2177

WEST BOLTON: 3-bedroom, 2 full-bath, unique custom-

COLCHESTER: 1995

built on idyllic 20 acres, 25 minutes from Burlington.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on

room, 1-bath mobile home.

Radiant heated hdwd floors.

Sugarbush Access Rd. Very

Soapstone counters, openfloor plan, woodstove. Must

large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D

sell quickly. $355,000.

All new appliances. Asking

(917) 697-3004.

$147,000. 496-2646.

WILLISTON: Exceptional priva cy, convenience. Quiet cul de sac. Meticulously maintained, Exquisite lot w/brook, bike path, 2295 sq. ft., 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, partially finished basement, 2-car garage, patio, deck w/spa. Flower/vegetable gardens. South Ridge communi ty pools and tennis. Many extras. $371,500. 878-4302.

Redmond 14'80", 3-bed

hookup, sauna, pool, tennis.

BURLINGTON: 48 Lakeview Terrace. Beautiful home and yard in excellent location . and neighborhood. Lake views, 2200+ sq. ft. Two kitchens, hdwd. $309,500. 802-578-5575, eves.

Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ bas ketball courts, private P.0. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000

HUNTINGTON: 1.1 acres on main road. Asking $124,900. Gorgeous views. Incl. single wide residence, partial basement, 2 car garage, dry well, septic, 'newly drilled well and many extras. 434-4539.

*S . BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom flat, first floor. Excellent condition, updated carpet, ceramic tile, appliances, ^ p o o l, carport. $131,500. 434-3749.

BURLINGTON: Redrock tri level townhouse, end unit, 3-bedroom, 1.75-bath, fire place, deck. Nature trails,

BURLINGTON: 3-unit w/many updates including: roof, electrical, heaters, water main and more. Good rents, separate utils, and low-maintenance makes this a great investment. $298,000. (802)326-3093.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off road lot. Hdwd, wood stove,

lake, bike path. 1550 sq. ft. Great condo/location.

deck, partially finished base ment w/room to grow.

$235,000. 802-893-1745.

$154,900. 893-4331.

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, MORI

acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler's

AH, NY: Impressive, gated,

Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improve ments. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000.

of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log

to appreciate. Asking

802-355-6998,

$1,300,000. 518-546-7456.

private complex, comprised cabins, near-by golf course and yacht club. Must see

CHARLOTTE: Just reduced, 3-4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, sunny, great family neigh borhood. Open 1.4 acres, large fenced-in play yard, 2car garage. $235,500 with $5000 back at closing or 230,500. 802-425-6317.

BURLINGTON: Duplex w/style and charm appeals to owner/occupant or investor. 2 and 3bedroom units w/private back yard. Separate utils., great location. $279,000. (802)326-3093.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2- car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w / lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It's a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg's Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

ranch on quiet dead-end road. Fireplace, hdwd, 2+ bedrooms, 3-season porch. Communal forest. Assessed $208,000. Asking $199,900. Sam and Diane 865-3411.

BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3 bedrooms 3 baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more $229,900. Call 865-6268.

EAST MONTPELIER: Country Road, 3-bedroom, 2.67 acres, new septic 2002, new oil furnace/water heater, attached garage, woodstove, 3 miles to Montpelier. For sale by owner, $209,900. 223-2129.

MIDDLESEX: Two separated

CHARLOTTE Home. Lake

10-acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure. Very quiet, private

access. $795,000. Lake

settings. Views possible. Lot 1 $55,000. Lot 2 $65,000. 223-0986, bcallnan@ adelphia.net.

rooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces,

Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bed large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4bedroom, 1-bath cape nes tled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in sub division of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w /

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom

heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial

new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room,

gardens. $159,000. For more info: wwvv.vtlivi ng,com/gqdfreyv

home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath,

deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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BURLINGTON: Four wonderful apartment buildings w/great rents, separate utils, and lowmaintenance. Two 2-unit and two 3-unit buildings. Excellent investment or for owner occu pant. They have been our babies, sorry to see go. $279,000$305,000. (802) 326-3093. BURLINGTON: Redrock tri-level townhouse, end unit, 3-bed room, 1.75-bath, fireplace, deck. Nature trails, lake, bike path. 1550 sq. ft. Great condo/location. $235,000. 802-893-1745. BURLINGTON: Updated and clean 2-unit in convenient location. 3 and 4-bedroom units are very profitable w/low main tenance and separate utils. $285,000. (802)326-3093. CHARLOTTE home: Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250. CHARLOTTE: Just reduced, 3-4bedroom, 2.5-bath, sunny, great family neighborhood. Open 1.4 acres, large fenced-in play yard, 2-car garage. $235,500 with $5000 back at closing or $230,500. 425-6317. CHARLOTTE: Sunny 3-bedroom, 2-bath home on 7+/- acres. Great views, privacy, three-stall horse barn. Call for more pic tures. $350,000. 425-3233.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1.75-bath house, hdwd, sky lights, built-in bookcases, front porch. Many recent improvements. Gas heat/ HW/stove. Conveniently located. Orchard School District. $189,500. 860-7150.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond

ESSEX 3CT.: Iroquois Ave. Over

14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.0. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287. COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3-bedroom cape, open floor plan, fire place w/woodstove insert, 1/2 finished basement, storage shed, 2-car garage. Desirable neigh borhood, large corner lot, use of common land, pool, tennis court. Recent upgrades: new roof, maple kitchen cabinets, breakfast bar, flooring, DW, internal doors. $245,000. 802-878-1112. COLCHESTER: Lease to own. 2bedroom townhouse. Close to bike path, boat access, quiet, large common area. Avail, imme diately. $1100/mo. 660-8499. CROWN POINT, NY: Great starter, 24'30" foundation w/basement on 1/4 acre lot, off Route 9. Asking $15,000, w/$2000 credit at closing. Call Tony at 518-546-7457. EAST MONTPELIER: County Road. 3-bedrooms, 2.67 acres, new septic 2002, new oil furnace/water heater. Attached garage, woodstove, 3 miles to Montpelier. For sale by owner, $209,900. 223-2129.

2100 sq. ft. w/finished base ment. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout base ment, 2-car garage, deck, for mal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880. GEORGIA: Beautiful 3-bedroom expanded cape, 24 acres, 2-car garage, 2 decks, covered porch, fireplace, basement, new appliances, large yard, stream and trails. $290,000. 802-524-7607.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, large garage, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to 1-89. 10 mins,

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House, www.theeyesofthe Lo rd.com.

to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386

GREAT INVESTMENT OPPOR TUNITY! Quarry Hill Condo, #51. 900 sq. ft., 2-bedroom condo. 2nd floor. End unit. Prime rental location. Close to UVM off Spear St. Porch w/views of Camel's Hump, pool, tennis court. $105,000/ 0B0. Call 802-324-2245 for details/appt.

HINESBURG (MechanicsviUe): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wrap around porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres,

acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bed room, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler's Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000. 802-355-6998.

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NORTH CAMBRIDGE: Three-story w/storefront, second-floor apt. Currently occupied. Building needs work. Lots of room and possibilities. $55,000 neg. 893-2743, eves.

MONKTON: Charming 3-bed room, 2-bath cape. Bright, open floor plan with hdwd floors and exposed beams. Great views, quiet location, easy commute to Burlington/ Middlebury. $180,000. 425-6154.

GEORGIA: Beautiful 3bedroom expanded cape, 24 acres, 2-car garage, 2 decks, covered porch, fire place, basement, new appliances, large yard, stream and trails. $290,000. 802-524-7607.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins, to Burlington. Additional info at www.picket fence preview.com. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3bedroom cape, open floor plan, fireplace w/woodstove insert, 1/2 finished basement, storage shed, 2-car garage. Desirable neighborhood, large comer lot, use of common land, pool, tennis court. Recent upgrades: new roof, maple kitchen cabi nets, breakfast bar, flooring, DW, internal doors. $245,000. 802-878-1112.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., Circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second floor family room w/skylights. Green house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins, from Stowe, 1-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker. , esq@verizon.net.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. with finished basement. 3-4 bed rooms, 2 1 / 2 - 3 1/2 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, washer & dryer upstairs, xMALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

large master bedroom and closet. Master bath with jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cab inets and tops, flooring, color & appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of liv ing space in this 4-bed room, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

THIS UNIQUE AND SACRED 30-acre country retreat has been loving ly created and stewarded for 17 years. We're seeking a special individ ual, couple/family or organization to invest, donate or purchase this property that includes: home, outbuildings, pond, streams, labyrinths,CHARLOTTE: Sun n y 3-

mountain trail, greenhouse, gardens and pristine wildlife sanctuary.

bedroom, 2-bath home

This rustic estate is sited 30 mins, south of Burlington, in a beautiful

on 7 + /- acres. Great views,

country setting in the Champlain Valley cradled between the eastern

privacy, thre e-stall horse

shores of Lake Champlain and the foothills of the Green Mountains.

barn. Call for more pictures.

This unusual natural estate is offered for $875,000. (creative owner.*

$350,000. Call, 425-3233.

financing possible). Call 802-425-2346, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m.

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JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It's a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat prop erty just minutes from Smugg's Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, MORIAH, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, near by golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $1,300,000. 518-546-7456. MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com. MIDDLESEX: Two separated 10acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure. Very quiet, private settings, yjews possible. Lot 1 $55,000. Lot 2 $65,000. 223-0986, bcallnan@adelphia.net. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off-road lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331. M0NKT0N: Charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath cape. Bright, open floor plan with hdwd floors and exposed beams. Great views, quiet location, easy commute to Burlington/Middlebury. $180,000. 425-6154. MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3,8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of wellmaintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

NORTH CAMBRIDGE: Threestory w/storefront, second-floor apt. Currently occupied. Building needs work. Lots of room and possibilities. $55,000 neg. 893-2743, eves. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646. PRICE REDUCED, ST. PAUL 3 FAMILY: Magnificent lake views, walk to town, 2+bedroom, owner's duplex. Incl. custom, spacious loft plus 2 bedrooms, kitchen, dining room, all hdwd floors. Front porch and deck w/lakeview. Also, 2 strong rentals (2-bedroom units) w/separate utils., decks, parking. Makes sense for owner/occupant. Price includes several improve ments. $385,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641. S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom flat, first floor. Excellent condition, updat ed carpet, ceramic tile, appli ances, pool, carport. $131,500. 434-3749. SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appli ances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gar dens. $249,000. 802-985-3617. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy ranch on quiet dead-end road. Fireplace, hdwd, 2+bedrooms, 3-season porch. Communal for est. Assessed $208,000. Asking $199,900. Sam and Diane, 865-3411.

THIS UNIQUE AND SACRED 30-acre country retreat has been lovingly created and stewarded for 17 years. We're seeking a special individual, couple/family or organization to invest, donate or purchase this property that includes: home, outbuildings, pond, streams, labyrinths, moun tain trail, greenhouse, gardens and pristine wildlife sanctuary.

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This rustic estate is sited 30 mins, south of Burlington, in a beautiful country setting in the Champlain Valley cradled between the eastern shores of Lake Champlain and the foothills of the Green Mountains. This unusual natural estate is offered for $875,000 (creative owner financing possible). Call 802425-2346, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 2- 3 bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, con temporary home w/open floor plan. Excellent neighborhood and schools. Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal views of Mt. Mansfield. Many updates. $195,000. Chris & Laura, 899-3722. UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins, to Burlington. Additional info at www.picket fencepreview.com. $315,000. 802-899-2727. WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft.. Circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, sec ond floor family room w/skylights. Greenhouse dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins, from Stowe, 1-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker.esq @verizon.net. WEST BOLTON: 3-bedroom, 2 full-bath, unique custom-built on idyllic 20 acres, 25 minutes from Burlington. Radiant heated hdwd floors. Soapstone counters, open-floor plan, woodstove. Must sell quickly. $355,000. (917) 697-3004. WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial gar dens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey or call 802-525-9967. WESTF0RD: Log cabin, 3-bed room, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3- season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Asking $189,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641. WILLIST0N: 2-bedroom house, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organ ic garden, large garage, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to 1-89. 10 mins, to downtown Burling ton. $121,500. 872-0386.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. f t of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

►land for sale HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

►housing w anted LISTEN 2 MARY'S rental market analysis: A bright, new or reno vated lodging should not cost more than $1 per sq. foot. Less if shabby/stigmatized. listen2mary@hotmail.com. WANTED: Affordable, pet-friend ly, 2-bedroom rental within 25miles of Waldorf school in Shelburne. Excellent refs. Please call Kristel or Susan 862-9737, leave message.

►room for rent BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Neat and clean. Close to hospital/ UVM/downtown. $500/mo. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914.

►vacation rental ADIRONDACK: Chateaugay Lake, waterfront cottage sleeps 8 w/2-baths. Great swimming w/sandy bottom. Boating, birding and biking. Avail. 8/148/28 and Sept./Oct. $800/week. 453-4174. FAIRFIELD POND: Rustic family camp, sleeps 5. Linens, electrici ty, cold water, row boat, paddle boat. No shower, but the lake is clean and beautiful. NS. $250/ wk. $800/mo. Call 802-425-5171 after 7/10.

KAYAKERS' PARADISE! Charming cottage on the Inland Sea, Milton shore. Private. 2bedroom, sleeps 4. Rock beach, gorgeous views. No pets. $800/wk + dep. (802)482-4015. N. HERO: Lakefront rental. 2bedroom cottage. Peaceful, very private, great sunsets. Gay friend ly. Pets OK. Avail. mid-August through October. $800 weekly. Call Robert, 802-372-5497. SEASONAL, WEEKLY OR month ly rental. 4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces. Perfect for college students who are in transition. Pets are welcome! Minutes from Smugg's Ski Resort. Call 802249-7597 until 10 p.m. or email fouracescta@msn.com. TUSCAN PARADISE: Avail. 9/16/5. Spacious 3-bedroom apt. in old Tuscan estate amidst olive groves and walking trails. Swimming pool/laundry/fully equipt. $2000/mo. + utils. An opportunity of a lifetime. mtier62513@aol.com.

2 HOUSEMATES WANTED to share 2-story,i 3-bedroom apt. w/study space. Close to downtown/bike path. Responsible grad students pref. Laundry, porches, storage, parking, NS/No pets. Avail. 8/1. $350/mo. + dep. +1/3 utils. + lease. Call after 6 p.m. 233-6539.

ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM. Browse hundreds of online list ings with photos arid maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) ARTISTIC COUNTRY studio/old farm housemate situation for 1 tree-hugging, horse-loving, weeder-type who likes dog and rooster sounds. Furnished, share kitchen, bath and garden. $500/mo. + utils. Monkton. 802-453-3612. BOLTON: 1 housemate wanted to share house w/thirty-something outdoorsy MP. Rural setting, great access to hiking, x-c ski ing, etc. 30 min. drive to Burlington or Montpelier. $450/mo. +utils. 434-8543. BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won't last! Laid-back cre ative types wanted for our funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Large room avail. 6/15 or 7/1. $450/mo. + dep. July rent will be pro-rated. 861-2273. BURLINGTON: Best place in Burlington. Fabulous lake view, on bikepath, in tranquil New North End neighborhood. Master bedroom w/ bath in quiet, tidy, NS condo + 2 adorable cats! $600/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail now. 658-0497. BURLINGTON: Housemate for 2-bedroom. South End, porch, clawfoot-tub, hdwd, 2 blocks to lake/green. Parking, plenty of light, storage. No pets. $525/ mo. + utils. 864-2045. BURLINGTON: Quiet roommate "wanted for 3-bedroom, 2-floor apt. $375/mo. incl. heat/water. Avail, now. Call Ren, Frank or PJ 324-5696, leave message. BURLINGTON: Room for rent in 2-bedroom condo, PF, no pets. Avail. 8/1. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 598-5393. BURLINGTON: Seeking room mate in 3-bedroom/l-bedroom apt. in New North End. We have a dog, but we can not welcome other dogs/cats. NS. This is a very nice apt. for a great price. $317/mo. + utils. Call Tyler 598-9204. COLCHESTER: Mallets Bay area. Housemate wanted to share 3bedroom w/young prof. Hdwd in bedrooms, in-ground pool, deck, pool table, large backyard, W/D. Close to bike path. NS/pets. Avail, now. $500/mo. + dep., incl. all. 865-2657. COLCHESTER: PF only to share quiet 2-bedroom apt. No S/P. W/D, yard, parking. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. 864-4349. COLCHESTER: Responsible per son to rent unfurnished room in 2-bedroom condo. Quiet setting.* Must be cat-friendly. Must have own phone. $500/mo. incl. utils. Call Eileen, 324-3757. ESSEX: Country living. 3 com munal profs, looking for fourth. Amazing view, screened-in porch, 6 acres, large 4-bedroom house, 2.5-bath. 2 dogs in residence. NS/no cats. Avail 8/1. $400$600/mo. + utils. 655-5903. ESSEX JCT: 2 college/PF to share well-maintained 4-bedroom house, furnished or unfurnished. W/D, pool, yard, nice location, cable, N/S only. Avail. August. $400-$425/mo. incl. utils. 879-4226. ESSEX JCT.: Charming country farmhouse. Large and medium sized rooms avail, immed. New paint. Tidy individual, please. No smokers/dogs. $425/mo. and $450/mo., elec./gas incl. 343-8073 or 288-8155, Iv. msg. HINESBURG: F, nonsmoker wanted to share country home. Near xc-ski, mtn. bike area. W/D, hot tub. Most pets OK. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils. 482-7089.

HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beau tiful location, porch, DSL, W/D. Looking for M/F, neat, clean and easy-going. $395/mo. + 1/4 utils. 578-2795. HUNTINGTON: Looking for housemate to share cozy, 2-bed room. Quiet location dose to Camel's Hump and Catamount trail. Wood stove, gardens, laun dry. Resp., dog-friendly grad stu dent or prof. pref. $325/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 8/1. 434-7245. JERICHO: Great pvt. place. 25 min. drive to Burlington. Looking for kind, clean & responsible individual. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call to inquire, 862-2212. MILTON: Organic, gardening housemate to share renovated farmhouse w/naturalist/writer and Border Collie. NS, please. $375/mo. ($450/mo. 2-bedroom) + utils. Some work exchange possible. Laurie 893-1845. RICHMOND: 27 YO prof, seeking roommate in 2-bedroom apt. * Refinished last year. Great neigh borhood. NS/NP. $475/mo. + 1/2 electric, all other utils, paid. Call Pete, 434-3596, RICHMOND: F prof/grad stu dent, dog/cat-friendly. Roomy house near trails, abundant outdoor recreation. Private bedroom, bath and living space. $550/mo. incl. utils. Mollie, 434-5212. ROOMMATE WANTED: 8/1. Master bedroom, spacious loft on Church St. Hdwd, high ceilings, storage, D/W, W/D. $650/mo. + utils. Info: CHURCHLOFT@ yahoo.com, 802-343-9537, WWW.3DINM0TI0N.NET. S. BURLINGTON: Looking for 2 responsible housemates to share 4-bedroom house. Yard, garden space. NS. Looking to create a positive environment. $500/mo. +utils. 802-238-7213. S. BURLINGTON: M/F wanted for 2-bedroom apt., clean, quiet, carport/parking, laundry. Avail. 8/1. $350/mo. + utils. + dep. 865-5263. S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit. P's or retired M and W sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options. 864-3330, rick@ rickhubbard.org. S. STARKSBORO: Looking for mature, responsible, working adult to share big, beautiful country home on 30 acres. No smokers/pets/children. $485/ mo., incl. utils. Dep. req. 4535409, lescoe@madriver.com. SHELBURNE: Elderly natureloving couple seeks homesharer to assist w/evening meals and errands in exchange for sharing their home. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visit www.homesharevermont .org. EHO. SHELBURNE/S. BURLINGTON: Share 1/2 of 4-bedroom condo w/prof. Large, private suite w/full bath, own phone. Amenities, privacy, share attached garage. Avail. 8/1. $750/mo. +. 802-985-3662. UNDERHILL: Spacious bedroom, avail, in quiet home, surrounded by woods. We are Fs, mid-20's, who love to laugh. Looking for community-minded individual to share food, space and joy. Vegetarian pref. NS/No drugs. Avail, immed. $370/mo. + utils. 802-899-2867. WANTED ROOMIE: Have bed room to rent to gay or friendly person, Barre City. Nice area, roomy house. $400/mo. Call 479-9140. WINOOSKI: Prof, M/F wanted for 2-bedroom, separate bath, W/D, NS/NP. Avail, now. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 655-5713 at anytime. ®

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ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PRO DUCER looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-658-1464. ARTIST ASSISTANT: Educational software company seeks artist assistant with solid drawing abil ity. Familiarity with Director and Flash necessary. To apply, submit resume and non-returnable draw ings of dancing monkey, flying baby and kids climbing a tree. Laureate Learning Systems, 110 East Spring Street, Winooski, VT 05404. No phone calls. BOOKKEEPER: Vermont Soapworks, Middlebury, seeks experienced individual for payables and receivables. 388-4302 ask for Ross. CARPENTER: Framing to finish skills. Transportation, no smoking, hardworking, willing to learn. Able to work with others. Pay depend ent on experience. Call 864-6370.

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Ex-magazine and chemical crew managers, car handlers and agents who want a new start with a great crew. 1-877-6304710. (AAN CAN-.) ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN)

ASSEMBLY/DELIVERY TECHS and bike mechanics. New England area. Truck/cargo van helpful. Great pay/benefits. Individual openings. Call tollfree 1-877-250-4791, www.bike techinc.com. (AAN CAN). BARTENDERS: Up to $1200/wk. Multiple positions in restaurants, bars, nightclubs and hotels. No experience req. FT/PT. Call 800806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN). COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary. 2 weeks paid training, transporta tion, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free: 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY: Flexible hours, great pay. Call toll-free 1-866334-6175 ext. 101. Computer/ Internet req. (AAN CAN).

CARPENTERS WANTED: Contractor seeks experienced, hardworking carpenters frame to finish. Tools not necessary. "Finish only" carpenters need not apply. Full-time, year-round. 309-1117.

CARPENTERS/CARPENTERS' HELPERS: Experienced, trans portation, great work environ ment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. FURNITURE DELIVERY: Skilled w/tools and people, organized, responsible driver. Able to deliv er heavy Tempo furniture. 985-8776. MOON STUDIO DAY SPA is now accepting applications for an experienced stylist to join our energetic team. Please drop off resume to 4070 Shelburne Rd., behind Shelburne Athletic Club. NEED FINANCIAL RELIEF? Visit www.debtorhelp.com. PAINTERS: Exp. dry-wall taper desired for work in central VT. Call 888-803-9840 or visit www.HOME-Partners.com. PAINTERS: Experienced, trans portation, great work environ ment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. PROGRAM COORDINATOR to plan and execute programs and workshops for international non profit working with individuals from the former Soviet Union. Strong computer and interper sonal skills required. Russian language and living or work experience in the NIS a plus. See www.projectharmony.org employment/TAP and Community Connections for details and application instructions.

►research RESEARCH STUDY: Seeking per sons w/androgen insensitivity syndrome or similar condition to participate in survey about use of health services. Visit http:// aissurvey.nhgri.nih.gov for info. (AAN CAN)

EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25.00$75.00 per survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57.00/hour shopping! Free grants! Receive $500,000 $800,000! www.RealCashPrograms .com (AAN CAN). FREE, FREE, FREE: Work from home, start making great money, no start-up cost. Free website, training provided. PC req. 1-866462-7827. Limited-time offer. www.joystar.com/free. (AAN CAN). HIRING FOR 2004: $15-$45/hr. Full benefits. No exp. necessary. Green Card OK. Call 1-866-3170558 ext. 325. (AAN CAN).

►volunteers ART SAVVY VOLUNTEERS need ed for Burlington City Arts Summer Camps at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts. From June 21-August 13. Minimum commitment: one week (10-15 hrs.). Please contact: Claire at 865-7165 for more details.

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BIG, FABULOUS, ECLECTIC YARD SALE: 151 Dunder Rd., Burlington. Saturday, 7/10, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Plus great deals on Symmetree store remnants, incl. frames, home furnishings, acces sories and office chairs. CAN YOU RECALL THE last time you were truly pleasantly sur prised? Take a peek; discover the literary treasure of "The Word of Gord." www.wordofgord.com. (AAN CAN) CASH NOW FOR structured set tlements, annuities and insur ance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN) MOVING SALE: Chairs, beds, books, household items. Sat. 7/10, 8 a.m. - noon. 36 Allen St., Burlington. PREGNANT AND ALONE? We can help! We provide solutions, not judgment. Free confidential consultation. Relocation and financial assistance avail. Adoption insight. 1-800-3619333. (AAN CAN).

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth-mothers nationwide. Toll-free, 24 hrs. a day. 866-9210565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN).

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Macintosh system and software tutoring. Photoshop, Dream weaver, Flash, home/business networks. $25/hr. Bill Keyworth, 434-3516.

Lab/German Shepherd mix, male, 5 years old, neutered. Very affec tionate, energetic, smart and playful. Wonderful dog that deserves more time than we can give him. Please call 316-7447. FREE TO GOOD HOME: Friendly, playful, 1 YO Terrier-mix. Moving and can't take him with me. Loves other dogs. Anne 229-4095. MUDI LITTER PLANNED: Rare breed, Hungarian Herding dogs. Beautiful, curly, black, fast/ agile, intelligent, small, 30lbs. See both imported parents. 453-3612. ^

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Solid maple kitchen table w/chairs, couch, end tables, lamps, new air conditioner, 27" like new Zenith TV, glassware and many other household items. Call 863-5886.

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FREE TO GOOD HOME: Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, gray and white fluffy cat. Likes kids and dogs. Would prefer to be only cat in household. Has all shots. I'm moving and can't take him w/me. Alice, 453-4346.

x 30" sections). 10 pieces. Also have assorted 8" elbows, angles, cleanout trap and stainless bands. All in excellent condition, beautiful, but not brand new. 865-5139. MUST SELL: Woodworking class gift certificate. Redeemable for $200, selling $175. Injured back, can't use. 578-7113. SOLID OAK DINING room table w/6 chairs, incl. 1 Captain's chair. Near-perfect cond. Oval . w/2 leaves, extends to 72'48. $2500 new, will sell set for $1000. 985-9465.

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SUPPORT GROUPS/LEGALS COSMIC HILL RECORDINGS MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and produc tion. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT.

►m usicians w anted WANTED: Skilled drummer for established post rock-band. Must be able to tour. Influences incl. GSYBE, Stereolab, M83 and Don Cab. 578-5873 or 363-6388. rn*mtfr

►m usic instruct. CELTIC FIDDLE instruction with experienced dance band musi cian. All levels. Technique and style emphasized. Peter Macfarlane, 802-759-2268, petermac@gmavt.net. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers les sons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environ ment fosters technique and cre ativity. Beginners welcome. Refs, avail. 802-877-3624.

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►legals PUBLIC NOTICE A. MARCELINO & COMPANY, INC. SOLID WASTE MANAGEMENT FACILITY APPLICATION FOR CERTIFICA TION The public is hereby notified that the A. Marcelino & Company, Inc., has applied for certification from the Agency of Natural Resources (ANR) for asphalt, brick, concrete, and similar material at the recycling facility located off Patchen Road, adjacent to the former South Burlington Landfill and Public Works Facility.

#r, A copy of the application is available for public inspection during the normal business hours at (1) the ANR Solid Waste Management Program office, 102 South Main Street, Waterbury, 241-3444, (2) the Chittenden Solid Waste District office 1021 Redmond Road, Williston, 8728100, or (3) the A. Marcelino & Company, Inc., 4050 Williston Road, South Burlington, 8626383. T^he application will be reviewed ih accordance with 10 V.S.A. 6601 et seq., and the Vermont Solid Waste Management Rules, effective June 24, 2002.

PUBLIC NOTICE TAXICAB RATES

Jo La Marche Assistant City Clerk

. Notice is hereby given that, pur suant to Section 30-37 of the Burlington Code of Ordinances, the following maximum taxicab fares will be authorized for exclusive rides within the city effective August 1, 2004. (Exclusive rides are ordinary taxi rides by one (1) person from a starting point to a specific desti nation.)

Copy: Tamara S. Gagne, Burlington International Airport

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0428-04 CnC Mortgage Electronic Registration's Systems, Inc. (MERS) as nominee for Household Bank, fsb, Plaintiff

(1) Within Zone 1: Up to [Five Dollars ($5.00)] Five Dollars and Twenty Cents ($5.20). (2) From Zone 2N and 2S or Vice Versa: Up to [Six Dollar and Sixty Cents ($6.60)] Six Dollars and Ninety Cents ($6.901.

v. Bruce A. Wolffing and Mary R. Wolffing, Defendants

(3) Within Zones 2N and 2S: Up to [Five Dollars and Ninety-Five Cents ($5.95)] Six Dollars and Twenty Cents

SUMMONS 8> ORDER FOR PUBLICATION

(4) Between Zone 1 and Zone 3: Up to [Seven Dollars and Seventy-Five Cents ($7.75)] Eight Dollars and Ten Cents

TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFEN DANTS:

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You are herby summoned and required to serve upon Grant C. Rees, Esq., plaintiff's attorney, whose address is P.0. Box 403, 156 Battery Street, Burlington, Vermont 05402, an Answer to the Complaint in the above enti tled action within forty-one (41) days of the first publication of this summons, which is Aug. 9, 2004. If you fail to do so, judg ment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Complaint is for damage covered by liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obliga tion to conduct the defense or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13 (a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff's Complaint, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action.

(5) Within Zones 3: Up to [Six Dollars and Thirty Cents ($6.30)] Six Dollars and Fiftv-Five Cents ($6.55). (6) Between Zone 3 and Zone 2N: Up to [Six Dollars and Thirty Cents ($6.30) Six Dollars and Fiftv-Five Cents ($6.551 except up to [Eight Dollars and Twenty Cents ($8.20)] Eight Dollars and Fiftv-Five Cents ($8.551 for a fare transported between Zone 3 and Zone 2S. (7) Within Zone 4: Up to [Seven Dollars and Twenty Cents ($7.20)] Seven Dollars and Fifty Cents ($7.50) except up to [Nine Dollars and Sixty Cents ($9.60)] Ten dollars ($10.001 for a fare transported between Zone 4 and Zone 1 and except up to [Eleven Dollars and Ten Cents ($11.10)] Eleven Dollars and Fifty-Five Cents ($11.551 for a fare trans ported between Zone 4 and Zone 2S.

Plaintiff's action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated June 6, 2002, which was subsequently assigned to Plaintiff. Plaintiffs action may effect your interest in the prop erty described in the Land Records of the Town of Hinesburg at Volume 143, Page 197-213. The complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

(8) For each additional passenger on an exclusive ride, not includ ing the first passenger, picked up or delivered in any of the preced ing zones, a One Dollar ($1.00) charge per additional passenger may be collected. Note that, under an amendment to the ordinance adopted by the City Council on August 27, 1990, there is an automatic annual increase or decrease in taxi rates equivalent to one hundred (100) percent of the annual charge in the National Intra-City Public Transportation Rates (an element in the overall Public Transportation Index) com piled by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics for the 12-month period ending May 31 of each yean For the 12-month period ending May 31, 2003, the relevant change was equal to an increase of 9.2%; this increase is reflected in the changes to taxi rates in sections (1) through (7) above.

It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in the V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclu sive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendants, Bruce A. and Mary R. Wolffing by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be pub lished once a week for three consecutive weeks on 6/30/04, 7/7/04 and 7/14/04 in the Seven Days Newspaper. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known'. DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 17 day of June, 2004 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, ss: In re: J.M., K.M., J.M., and J.M. )Vermont Family Court )Chittenden County )Docket Nos. 425-8-00 Cnjv 433-9-02 Cnjv 431- 9-02 Cnjv 432- 9-02 Cnjv

NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Glenn Martin, Father of J.M., K.M., J.M. and J.M. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the Vermont Department for Children and Families, has filed a petition to terminate your resid ual parental rights to the minor children, J.M., K.M., J.M. and J.M. A hearing on the petition will be held on July 26, 28 and 29, 2004, at 9:00 a.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear at this hearing. Failure to appear at this hearing may result in the termi nation of all parental rights you have to J.M., K.M., J.M. and J.M. The attorney for the Vermont Department for Children and Families is Assistant Attorney General Howard W. Stalnaker, Attorney General's Office, 32 Cherry Street, Suite 219, Burlington, Vermont. Telephone 802-652-4137.

TRANSPORTATION PUBLIC HEARING The Chittenden County Transportation Authority (CCTA) is holding public hearings on Wednesday, July 28 at 5:00pm at the CCTA administrative offices, 15 Industrial Parkway in Burlington. Topics include possi ble stop locations and times for the new Addison County to Burlington LINK Express bus service, Sunday bus service changes and the Hannaford* Shopper schedule adjustments. The public is invited to attend to offer comments about this new service and adjustments to current service.

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AHOY BREAST CANCER SUR VIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its health giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheart vermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems. SELF REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded peo ple interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, tran scendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net. NAKED IN VERMONT: The pre mier Nudist/Skinnydipper organi zation in Vermont offering infor mation library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com.

WOMEN'S WEIGHT LOSS SUP PORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let's decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

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who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women's Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: July 18, l-3p.m . Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome. For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064.

monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim's House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. GAMBLING PROBLEM? It's time to get help! Do you or does some one you know have a problem with gambling? For information and a free, confidential screening, please call: 802-878-2120. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609 @aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk with other partners of transgendered/ transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month. McClure Multigenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepati tis, their friends and family ■ members are welcome. 454-1316. ARE YOU A BUTCH> StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activi ties and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmorpheusl @yahoo.com. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I'm starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let's share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781. WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group? Get together for various activi ties/ friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@email.com. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel .com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other par ents about the joys and chal lenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Connie, 878-7090. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally III holds support meet ings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center,, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 8626683 for info. {NONCUSTODIAL support group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of d6bt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor's Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863- 8644.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric chal lenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer's Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL vio lence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women's Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free.-Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separat ing, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I'm thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interest ed email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280.

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We have a full-time teaching position for Pre-Kindergarten in our Universal Access Pre-Kindergarten/Childcare Center with approximately 45 students. Applicants must be properly licensed. Please send resume, 3 letters of reference, transcripts and proof of proper licensure to: Joan Sutherland 5038 U S Route 2 North Hero, VT 05474 Phone:802-372-6921 Fax:802-3724898 E O E

The Cham plain Island Parent Child Com m unity Center is committed to m aintaining a work and learning environm ent free from discrim ination on the basis as defined and required by state and federal laws.

Hair Builder’s... Vermont’s full-service hair replacement and hair addition company for men and women. Looking for a hairstylist to train for this rewarding position. No following necessary

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R esid en tia l P ro g ra m s C oordinator S earch R e o p e n e d Dynamic and detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities and excellent communication skills to provide on-and-off site supervision of three adult residential programs for those who are considered to have major mental illness and may have problematic substance use. Responsibilities include supervision of staff, intake assess ment, budgeting, serving as a resource for families and the community, and participation in larger agency management and clinical issues. Three to five years of supervisory experience, solid assessment skills, and Master’s degree. Must be a team player and have a good sense of humor. Full-time posi tion with excellent benefits. I Resume to: U s Mickenberg U C S W J h e Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 or Lism@howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. E0 E/TTY.

Merrill Lynch Merrill Lynch, one of the world’s most prominent §J financial services companies, has an immediate ■ opening for a part-time (withThe potential to go full-time) Client Associate. We are seeking a well-organized individual to work with the client service program of a 10-person financial advisory team. The successful candidate will •have a passion for customer service, computer literacy, and the ability to work as a team player j in a fast-paced environment. The commitment to become registered within the first year is critical. Excellent career opportunities. Respond to: A ndrew T hom son M errill Lynch P.Q. Box 637 B urlington, VT 0 5 4 0 2 EOE

W heeler M ou ntain Academ y Join ou r education team in opening an altern ative high schoolfo r grades 9 -1 2 in the O rleans C entral Supervisory U nion area fo r the 2004-05 school year. Be p a r t o f a progressive school th at values in dividu ality, person al growth a n d achievem entfo r a ll! Openings include:

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• Full-time Math/Science Teacher • Full-time English/History Teacher Multi-grade, multi-level teaching grades 9-12. Will provide students with meaningful educational oppor tunities built upon strengths and individual learning styles. Innovative curriculum and varied instructional methods should support the growth of students. Bachelors degree in the subject area of interest and/or related experience. Please send letter of interest and resume to: N F I Regional D irector

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NEWS REPORTER We are looking for a' dynamic reporter to join our staff. The beat includes coverage of several town governments and schools. Candidates should have some daily newspaper experience. We’re looking for a good writer and a reporter who knows how to get the stories that don’t just come across the desk and who wants to be part of a fun and challenging team.

Email: CJSpirito@rockpoint.org For more information about the school, please visit our website: www.rockpoint.org

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ADDISON CENTRAL SU, VT

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Middlebury Union M iddle School

Porters Point School

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Hiawatha Elementary School

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Shoreham Elementary School

Westford Elementary School

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ORLEANS CENTRAL SU, VT SV D 4622 H ealth Educator Brownington Central School SV D 4728 School Staff N ursing Position Orleans Elementary School SV D 4753 M iddle School Lang. Arts

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SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT, VT SV D 4672 EEE (Early Essential Ed.) Teacher

WINDSOR NORTHWEST SU, VT W hitcom b Jr/Sr H igh School

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT, VT

Springfield H igh School

SV D 4428 Paraprofessional

SV D 4679 Girls Varsity Basketball Coach

Rochester Schools

SV D 4759 Van Driver

SV D 4680 A thletic Trainer

SV D 4663 C ustodian Positions

Colchester M iddle School

SV D 4726 .5 Social Studies Teacher

SV D 4665 MS M ath & Science

SV D 4409 SPED Teacher

SV D 4727 English

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults, in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

Qualified candidates s hould email their resum e including a co ver letter indicating em ploym ent, salary h istory and current salary requirem ents to: D W S Inc. Derrick S enior dsen ior@ dw sin corD orated .com 102 Kim ball A ve n u e U n it.2 S ou th B urlington , V T 05403

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Seeking M anagem ent Position - to direct an adult re sid e n tia l^ program. Strong clinical, organizational and com m unication skills a must. Responsibilities include: supervision o f staff, oversight o f daily operations, clinical consultation, program development and training. Com petitive salary and benefits. Bachelors degree in hum an services or related field. Experience desired.

Home Provider Needed Seeking a home provider for a sweet middle-aged woman experiencing dementia. She enjoys going out for rides and relaxing at home. A 20-hour per week staff day program is in place. A sense of humor and flexibility is a must! Excellent tax-free compensation. Respite funds and a supportive team to work with. Contact Kathy of Howard Community Services at 865-6173 for more information about this and other shared living opportunities* QT

Specialized Community Support Worker Full-time Monday’- Friday position supporting two clients. One in the morning and one in the afternoon. Supports would take place in the community. Activities would include swimming, reading, basketball, walks on the bike path, rides in the car and various group activities offered throughout the community setting. Successful candidate will have a special combination of compassion, experience with therapeutic behavioral interventions, and the ability to establish and maintain professional boundaries. The ability to drive and meet agency insurance criteria required. Resume to Jolene Lovejoy or email JoleneL@HowardCenter.org.

Case Manager Looking for a dynamic individual to be an integral part of a case management team that coordinates services for adults with devel opmental disabilities. Full-time, M - F, with benefits. Responsible for working with individuals and their support network to identify and develop supports necessary to maximize integration in the community. Candidate should be a team player, as well as a self-starter. Experience in community support, collaboration, advocacy, and dual diagnosis (MI/MR) desirable. Bachelor’s degree in related field, valid driver’s license and dependable transportation required. Two to three years experience preferred. Send resume to Mary Buttitta, Howard Community Services or email: MaryBu@HowardCenter.org.

Community Access Worker Part-time (20 hours/week) position working with an artist with autism in his studio and community in Burlington. Looking for community access worker with valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Motivation to learn Facilitated Communication (a communication technique) and knowledge of community arts a plus. This is a unique opportunity to work with an extremely creative and interesting individual with a supportive team. Pay is $9.75/hr. Please call Elizabeth Sightler at 879-0832 for additional information.

Specialized Community Support Worker - 2 Positions Seeking candidates for a community-based position. Two positions are being offered, at 25 hours per week. Job entails life-skills development and accessing recreational opportunities for a 20-year-old man. Hours are M - F from 9am - 2pm. Join a supportive team, with benefits, training, mileage reimbursement and competitive salary. Bachelor’s degree and experience with mental illness preferred. Please send resume to Jen Mitchell or email JenM@HowardCenter.org. EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ...... -- ^-

Seeking RN - to w ork part-tim e for Developm ental Services program in Morrisville. W orking 10 to 15 hours per week on com pliance o f program ’s medical guidelines. C om petitive wages. Send cover letter and resume to:

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2 0 0 4 -2 0 0 5 N O N -LIC EN SED O PEN IN G S Champlain Valley Union High School Custodians, Immediate Openings - Champlain Valley Union High School is

seeking 2nd shift custodians. Hours 3:00 - 11:30 p.m., Monday-Friday. Summer hours - Days 7:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Call 482-7177 for info or pick up application at the CVU Office, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461. W illiston School District Paraeducators - Williston School District Special Education Dept, has several

paraeducator positions available for experienced applicants. If you want to make a difference with children and gain valuable experience, consider joining our special education team. Pay rate is competitive, benefits are included. Apply to Williston Schools, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495, Attn: Cindy Morin, Special Education Office Manager. Questions? Call Cindy at 879-5845. Shelburne Comm unity School Student Support Specialist, Part-time position, year-round - Looking for an

energetic, independent, and creative individual. The position is located at an alternative off-site child centered program, and will be working with a child who has special needs. No experience necessary, but experience with children a plus. Please forward letter of interest and resume to Scott Orselet, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. Charlotte Central School S c h o o l Secretary, Im m ed ia te O p en in g ! - Charlotte Central School is

seeking an experienced secretary to work in our fast-paced office environment. School experience a plus. Qualities and skills necessary for success in this position include: love of children; great oranizational, technology and writing skills; excellent telephone, people, and communication skills; ability to handle multiple tasks at one time; must be a self-starter; good follow through; attention to detail; and enthusiasm. Position is full-time, 12 mo./yr., 8 hr./day, with excellent pay and benefits. For consideration, please send letter and resume (including three names of reference) to Monica Smith, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. Position will remain open uhtil appropriate candidate is found. ;

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E M PLO YM E N T French & Spanish Instructor(s) Part-time, 1 or 2 positions based on applicants’ qualifications.

Teaching Position Teaching position full-time 2004-05, starts September 7,2004, hours 8:00am-5:30pm. We are an early learning, academic school for young children (preschool to third grade) seeking an instructor who supports and loves to teach, devoted to long hours, firm but kind. Please send resume and three letters of reference ASAP to: International Children’s School Inc. PO 9435 South Burlington 05403

Front D e sk M a n a g e r Thriving holistic chiropractic office is seeking a part-time front Desk Manager to join us in supporting the health ond uuellness of our patients. Candidate should be friendly, pro fessional and organized uuith on eye for detoil. Customer service/doctor's office experience o plus. LG8T friendly. 15-20 hours/uueek. Please send resume and cover letter to: Namciste, Inc. 150 Dorset Street, PMB 250, South Burlington, VT 05403-6256.

Community and Residential Support Staff Needed Committed and skilled individuals needed to support an engaging, fun and active young woman in her com munity and home in the Burlington area. Experience working with challenging behaviors preferred. 24-30 hours a week with flexible scheduling. Become part of an engaging, cooperative and dedicated team. Excellent reimbursement and meaningful work. Contact Dennis at Upper Valley Services, Moretown, (802) 496-7830

Sterling Area Services Are you willing to open your heart to a shared living opportunity with an individual with developmental disabilities? We are looking for a home in the Chittenden county area. A generous tax-free stipend is offered. Support and training is available. A valid driver’s license, reliable vehicle and insurance are a must.

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s o u g h t fo r n e w r e s ta u ra n t v e n tu re . P rio r experience in restaurant design, developm ent an d m anagem ent required. O p p o rtu n ity for equity p articip atio n available. Respond to Ken Resi at 865-3450, ext. 307 or by email kwresi@ocamhs.com.

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Part-tim e position and su b stitu te positions availab le in our Fam ily Shelter. Responsibilities include working with fam ilies in sh e lte r to maintain a safe and supportive living en viro n m en t. Strong com m unication and crisis m anagem ent skills a m ust. W eekends required. Send c o v e r le t t e r a n d re s u m e to : H e a th e r B lo n d in , COTS P.O. Box 1 6 1 6 B u r lin g to n , V T 0 5 4 0 2

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Northeastern Family Institute NFI, an expanding statewide m ental health treatm ent system fo r children, adolescents a n d fam ilies, is seeking to fill the follow ing position:

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Digital Photographer seeking dancers, gymnasts, martial artist(s),sportsmen/women of all ages for high speed movement photography. All ages. Groups welcomed. Please send current photo and time availability to dsenior@velocityxperts.com. All emails responded to. Studio is located at 102 Kimball Avenue in South Burlington. More info at www.velocityxperts.com. Derrick Senior

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Part-time position working in a vocational program for adults who have a chronic mental illness, developing job opportunities, assessing work readiness and supporting their vocational and educational needs. Bachelor's degree in a human services field plus 2-3 years experience, a valid Vermont driver's license, registered vehicle and knowledge of community resources required. Submit resumes to:

VelocityXperts 102 Kimball Avenue South Burlington Vermont 05403 Fax: (802) 862-8845

Marlene Williamson Howard Center for Human S e rv ice s 3 0 0 Flynn Avenue Burlington, V T 0 5 4 0 1

em ploym ent@ sevendaysvt.com • em p lo ym ent@ sevend aysvt.co m . Join Americorps VISTA: M a k e a d ifferen ce in th e c o m m u n ity a n d th e lives o f y o u n g p eo p le! The C ham plain Initia tive and o th e r partners are seeking to fill an A m ericorps VISTA p o sitio n. The VISTA m em ber w ill w ork on a project to explore and build youth leadership and engagement opportunities in C hittenden County. O th e r re sponsibilities include c o o rd in a tin g va rio u s p ro je c ts and a c tiv itie s o f the C ham plain Initiative. These projects focus on issues fro m fig h tin g p overty and im p ro v in g o u r h u m a n service delivery system to protecting our environm ent and encouraging physical fitness. A*VISTA m em bers receive a livin g allowance, health benefits, a cash stipend or an education award, and com prehensive skill d evelopm ent tra in in g .

Position open until filed . For m ore in fo rm a tio n about how to apply, please contact:

Beth Kuhn Champlain Initiative Director Phone: (802) 864-7541 Email: Deth<g) unitedwaycc.org

Northeastern Family Institute NFI. an expanding statew ide m ental health treatm en t system fo r children, adolescents a n dfam ilies, is seeking to f ill the follow in g position:

Community Skills Worker St. Albans Community Alternative Program is looking for new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals. This person would be a great communicator, have a lot of desire to help kids, and be a respectful, stable and resourceful component of our therapeutic team. Responsibilities include doing oneon-one and group activities with youth both in the community and their homes. They would be active members of the treatment teams and supportive to clients, foster and biological parents and the other clinical professionals. Must be able to work a flexible schedule including evenings, work from strength-based approach and be able to set limits. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges required. Bachelors degree in related field preferred. If you are interested in this position call Marc Adams at (802) 524-1700, or submit cover letter and resume to:

M arc Adams, N F I- VT 2 5 Catherine Street St. Albans, VT 05478

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The successful candidate must have knowledge of Best Practices in the teaching of reading, be able to provide direct instruction to students as well as support professional development to staff. Organize school-based reading assess ment data and use results to determine areas % of focus, to be a team player, communicate well and have genuine respect for children. ’ Must have or be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. This position will remain r open until a suitable candidate is found. Please send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification documents to: Elaine Watson, Principal Reading Teacher Search Williamstown Elementary School 100 Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 0 5 6 7 9 ■ < EOE

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NFI, an expanding statewide m ental health treatm ent system fo r children, adolescents a n d fam ilies, is seeking to fill the follow ing positions:

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Seeking counselors to work at our Residential programs. Work with a talent ed team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include coun seling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills and assisting in treatment and discharge planning. This is a full-time position with a competitive salary.

Pine Ridge School has a full-time job opening for a Health Teacher begin ning August 23/ 2004. Certification preferred but not required. Candidates should have experience working with High School students with learning disabilities. Duties include: ropes course facilitation, curriculum development and implementation, assessment of students’ skills. Other skills required are: ability to multitask, crisis management, flexibility, creativity and works well independently. A Benefit package is provided. A Benefit Package is provided.

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Deadline Date for applications: Friday, July 16, 2004.

NFI also needs Respite Counselors to work closely with the staff and directly with clients on an “as needed basis” (often up to 35 hours a week are available). They will be taught exceptional skills in working with teenagers.

If interested please submit a resume and three letters of reference or contact me at:

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Heidi Bruening 9505 Williston Rd Williston, VT 05495 (w) 802-434-6923 email hbruening@pineridgeschooi.com

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Administrative Program Assistant

Duties include word processing, Medicaid billing management, data tracking, basic accounting and reporting and assisting Director in daily operations. Competency in Microsoft Office programs necessary to develop and maintain program systems, materials and correspondence. HS Diploma and 2 years experi ence required. Desirable experience includes administrative support in a clinical setting, coordination of projects, Medicaid billing, and familiarity with systems issues. Salaried 30 hours a week position with full benefits.

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Special Educator Very Special, Special Educator So u g h t...Th e Back to School Program (a transitional alternative educational program for kids with developmental disabilities and behavioral and/or medical issues) is seeking a creative, out-of-the box, behaviorally-oriented Special Educator to join our program. Unique opportunity to work as part of a strong team that is making dramatic differences in the lives of the children we serve. Must be licensed and or certified in the State of Vermont. Competitive salary with excellent benefits. Please send letter of interest and resume to the address below.

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Certified K-8 Teacher Kristie Reed The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

NCSS has an opening for a Teacher to work in our Alternative Education Program, Project Soar, with students who experience severe emotional disturbances. Must be a team player with excellent collaboration skills. BA with appropriate State of VT Licensure in Education and/or Special Education required. Send resume and cover letter to the address below.

THE BAIRD C EN T ER FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org

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107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 E.O.E.

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The Vermont Department of Aging and Independent Living needs a Registered Nurse experienced in long-term care or home health care. Duties include interpretation of Medicaid regulations and application to specific cases to ensure optimum results to the patient while achieving cost efficiencies. Dispute njediation, techni cal assistance and training responsibilities provide breadth and vari ety to the role. Position offers competitive salary, outstanding benefits and the opportunity to participate in the development of an innovative, ben eficial and humane program to serve the elderly and persons with

The Stoweflake M ountain Resort & Spa seeks a Conference Planning Manager. This position would have overall responsibilities for conference ^planning, meeting coordination, and wedding arrangements for a 180room resort and conference center. The ideal candidate would possess the ability to work with meeting planners, outside vendors, and staff to coordinate all aspects of single- and multi-day national and international s level conferences and to help ensure that the guests’ needs are fulfilled. Two-year degree; hotel or sales/catering experience and supervisory experience. Exceptional verbal and w ritten com m unications skills. Microsoft Word and Excel experience a must; experience with SMS Host a plus. Salary and benefits package commensurate with experience.

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O u r counseling-based lending institution is seeking a team player to fill a parttime position for a small but growing, dynamic organization. The Loan Servicing Clerk is responsible for supporting the consumer lending team. Some o f the responsibilities include filing, data entry and responding to telephone calls. Ideal applicant will possess great attention to detail and accuracy, be responsive and efficient, and will learn quickly in a fast-paced environment. High-school degree required. Please reply* with resume to: John Feeley at jfeeley@vdcu.org or mail to John Feeley, Vermont Developm ent Credit Union, 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

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ACADEMIC COORDINATOR R e s p o n s i b l e f o r a ll a s p e c t s o f a c a d e m i c p l a n n i n g a n d f o r p r o d u c in g a c a d e m ic p u b lic a t io n s , in c lu d in g : fa c u lty tra in in g , m a i n t a i n i n g a c a d e m ic p o lic ie s a n d r e c o r d s , a n d o u t c o m e s a s s e s s m e n t . E x c e lle n t o r g a n i z a t io n a l a n d c o m m u n i c a t i o n s k ills . S o l i d k n o w l e d g e o f c o m p u t e r a p p l i c a t i o n s w it h a n e m p h a s i s o n d a t a b a s e m a n a g e m e n t a n d d e s k t o p p u b lis h in g . M i n i m u m o f B a c h e lo r 's d e g r e e a n d 2-3 y e a r s o f a c a d e m i c a d m in is t r a t iv e e x p e rie n c e . Full j o b d e s c r ip t io n a t h t t p : / / w w w . b u r lc o l. e d u .

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Join Am eriCorps *VISTA: Make a difference in the lives of young people! The Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club is currently recruiting A*VISTA members to help build and sustain high-quality opportunities for youth. A*VISTA members develop innovative programs, recruit and train volunteers, strengthen operating systems, develop resources, and increase youth and community participation. A*VISTA members receive a living allowance, health benefits, a cash stipend or an education award, and comprehensive skill development training. The Mott Grant/VOOSt Network: Looking for someone with excellent communication and writing skills. Experience with newsletter design/ production and working with websites is a plus. Check us out at www.voost.org. Contact: Sue Mahoney, Coordinator at (802) 229-9151 or sue@voost.org ‘ The Basement Teen Center: Looking for someone with excellent communication and writing skills. This position entails fundraising, grant writing, building relationships with community organizations and businesses, and volunteer recruitment. Contact: Andre Souligny, Coordinator, at (802) 229-9151.

The Cityscape and CountrvPaths Afterschool Programs are looking for a person with the above skills to work in the schools and community to increase'parent involvement, recruit student participants, and lead volun teer efforts to serve middle school-aged youth. Contact Bill Merrylees, Coordinator, 229-9151 or bill@countrypaths.org Positions open until filled. For more information about how to apply, please contact, the above program coordinators.

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variety of applications. This position is part-time with benefits, five hours per day,

If y o u enjoy w o rk in g w ith th e p u b lic a n d a lw ay s b ein g o n the go, join o u r fro n t line! CCTA is lo o k in g for full-tim e, C D L -licensed d riv e rs (in clu d in g P assen g er E n d o rsem en t) w ith excellent c u sto m er service skills, a great d riv in g record a n d a p o sitiv e te a m a ttitu d e . D o n 't m iss y o u r chance to m ak e $12.50 p e r h o u r a n d m o re th a n $32,000 after y o u r first year! CCTA offers excellent, w ag es a n d full tim e em p lo y ees receive a full b en efits p ackage. A p p lic a tio n s are availab le o n lin e at w w w .cctarid e.o rg o r call 864-CCTA. Please fax resu m e, co v er letter a n d ap p lic a tio n to (802) 864-5564 o r e-m ail to C H IT T E N D E N COU N TY h u m an reso u rces@ cctarid e.o rg . EOE. T R A N S P O R T A T IO N A U T H O R IT Y

five days a week with the potential to,become full-time. Expertise in Quickbooks, Word and Excel as well as excellent com puter skills is required. Outstanding organizational and administrative skills and proficiency in routine bookkeeping are essential. Overall flexibility, self-motivation and a sense of humor are desirable. Please send cover letter, resume and three references to: *

B io m a s s E n e r g y R e s o u r c e C e n t e r A T T N : H R C o m m it t e e P.O . B o x 1611, M o n t p e l ie r , V T 0 5 6 0 1 BERC is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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Administrative Assistant School Services/Outpatient/Reception, Grade 7 Seeking a self-starter who is highly motivated and enjoys juggling multiple tasks to provide administrative support for Baird’s School and Community Services, Outpatient and Front Office Reception. The successful candidate will have excellent organizational and communi cation skills, proficiency with MS Word, Excel and Access, as well as the ability to manage assigned projects independently. Duties include general admin, support as well as reception coverage. Flexibility in duties and hours (some evenings until 6:00 or 7:00) are necessary for this 37.5 hours per week position. Send resume to:

Karen Wheeler The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street

Licensed Nurses A W b s T ^ n d ' Care Attend* Are you looking for a fresh start? A new place to work? A place where your hard work and dedication is recognized and rewarded?

You are invited to a special Job Fair Tuesday, July 13, 2 0 0 4 12 noon to 1:30pm

Learn about the opening of our new Residential Care community, enjoy lunch, and fee if we have what it takes tot hire you! -

Call ahead and let us know if you will be attending at (802) 985-9847 or, if you can’t make it, send your resume and we’ll send you a special tr^at!

Burlington, VT 05401 THE BAIRD C EN T ER FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Shelburne Bay Senior Living 185 Pine Haven Shore Road Shelburne, VT 05482 (Next to the Travel Lodge)

www.shelburnebay.com

JOHNSON. STATE COLLEGE

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LEAD TEACHER, CHILD DEVELOPMENT CENTER Part-time temporary position • 20 hours per week, thru 6 /3 0 /0 5

B.A. Degree and State Teacher’s Certification required (with Early Childhood Specialization and at least one year’s teaching experience in an early childhood setting).. Preferred: Master’s Degree or Master’s level work; a familiarity with research activity in early childhood lab settings; also, first-aid/CPR training. Teach, supervise, and assist children, implementing developmentally appropriate curriculum; plan, prepare, and carry out a wide range of daily activities for children. Work with JSC faculty and students, using the Center as a lab school setting, to design and conduct research in early childhood lab settings. Maintain a safe indoor and outdoor environment for children. Assess and keep records of children’s progress and prepare regular written evaluations. Plan and conduct parent conferences. Assist in training, supervising, and evaluating the work of student assistants. Assist in training new teachers; carry out a variety of general facility maintenance tasks; participate in the Center’s extra-curricular activities; assist as needed with administrative tasks. Applications will be accepted until the position has been filled. Starting date is August 23, 2004. Send cover letter, resume and three letters of reference to: Bev Corrow Child Development Center Johnson State College 3 3 7 College Hill Johnson, V T 0 56 5 6

JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

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Director of Development and Community Relations The Greater Burlington YMCA is seeking a successful fundraising and marketing professional with capital campaign experience who will join our senior sta ff team and provide leadership to the YMCA's total financial development and marketing efforts. Responsibilities include the annual campaign, grant writing, special events, capital fundraising, and endowment development; manages overall public relations and marketing functions, serves as an agency spokesperson, and represents the agency in community activities. Candidate will have a minimum of 5 years experience in annual campaigns, capital campaigns, endowment development, and public relations/marketing. A professional with knowledge o f the YMCA's mission and core values of caring, respect, responsibility, and honesty who is committed to community needs is encouraged to apply. Excellent benefits and completive salary.

Please send resume and cover letter by July 19, with list o f at least three references, to Search Committee: Greater Burlington Y M C A 266 College Street • Burlington, VT 05401 or mburns@gbymca.org EOE

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CNC Machine Operator

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SH IP PIN G /R E C EIV IN G A N D PR O D U C TIO N PO SITIO N S AVAILABLE. Experience a plus, b u t will train th e righ t person. Join o u r team in p ro vid in g c u sto m apparel to clients like MTV, Pepsi, M a g ic Hat, an d Ben & Jerry's. Great w ork environment. Benefits include health, vacation, h o liday p ay & 401 k. A p p ly at:

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We will train the right person. 4 0 1 K, vacation, benefits. Call (80 2) 878-6420 for information and interview.

Pharm acy Technician Full-time

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needed for busy long-term care pharmacy. Experience preferred, but not necessary. Health/Dental/401 K, plus others. Pre-employ drug test and background check required.

Good w ages 8t benefits Women & m inorities en couraged to apply.

Apply in person at: 16 Gregory Drive, Suite 3 S. Burlington, VT

Apply in person at: A.C. Hathome Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston,- VT 862-6473

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For a com plete list o f positions log onto: www.cedoburlington.org or call Sam @ 363-8738 - apply today! Minorities, people of color & persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE.

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Night Auditor (full-time)

Bartender (part-time)

Front Desk Agents (

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Room Attendants

Great benefits! Send application or apply in person to:

For full job description, email ssussman@ahs.state.vt.us Subm it letter o f interest, resume, and reference list to: Tami Trowell, President; V T D D Council; 103 So. M ain St.; Waterbury, V T 05671-0206.

H um an Resources 8 7 0 W illiston Road S. Burlington, V T 0 5 4 0 3

Application deadline: July 15, 2004

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We have an immediate opening for an organized, detail-oriented, computer savvy person. You’ll be responsible for handling customer inquiries by phone and email, processing and shipping orders, updating our customer database, and occasional light assembly work. Good telephone and computer skills required. Knowledge of music and audio production a plus. Part-time, 20-25 hours/week.

(full & part-time)

Exempt Vermont state position, w ith benefits. Salary range: $45,000 - $55,000.

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Customer Service/Shipping Assistant

Fax: (802) 865-6671

Please send resumes to: resumes@soundtoys.com SoundToys develops creative sound processing tools for the professional recording industry. Our unique software plug-ins for Pro Tools are used worldwide in record production, film, television, and radio. Check out our website at: www.soundtoys.rom

Equal Opportunity Employer

Chittenden County Transportation Authority

A re yo u passionate a b o u t k n it t in g ? Do you thrive in a fast-paced work environment? Do you have retail-sales and customer-service experience? Are you friendly and comfortable with all types of people? I f so, we’d love for you to join our team.

C C T A is n o w a c c e p tin g a p p lic a tio n s fo r the fo llo w in g p ositio n :

Kaleidoscope Yarns, one of New England’s best yarn shops, has an immediate full-time opening. We are a rapidly growing Vermont business with a loyal local following. We also serve customers worldwide through our website, www.kyarns.com.

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The position is 5 days/week (Tues-Sat) and involves working in all aspects of our business: retail sales, customer service, Web order management, receiving, stocking and more. You must be computer savvy, hard working, dependable, self-motivated, organized and able to multitask.

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Jobs Kaleidoscope Yarns 15 Pearl Street Essex Junction, Vermont 05452 or jobs@kyarns.com Although we don’t have time to sit and knit at work, you will receive a significant discount on knitting supplies. Other benefits include paid medical and two weeks paid vacation.

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C R U IS IN G W IT H A C A R C R IT IC

M ythic P ro p o rtio n s

here are those who mock the new Phaeton luxury sedan for being a child o f Volkswagen von Wolfsburg. “Seventy-five thousand dollars for a Volkswagen!” an auto industry executive cackled at me recently. “I thought longer about breakfast this morning than those guys must have thought about how they were going to sell a $75,000 Volkswagen.” After a week w ith the car, I have banished any pre conceived notions. This stunning new luxury sedan is a Volkswagen in name only; by every other standard, it is in a class o f its own. It is a Phaeton. For potential buyers there is no alternative to a confrontation w ith the truth. True, Phaeton exhibits the same size, elegance and performance o f its sever est rivals, the Mercedes-Benz S-Class, BM W 740i and Audi A8 L (with which it shares substantial engineer ing features). It is a different car entirely, however. Construction, upholstery, even cabinetry are impeccable. O ne o f the best telematics systems yet designed graces the dashboard w ith its seven-in. color monitor. Using it, one manages climate control, navi gation, music and “personal profiles” that preserve seating and other preferences. And yet, Phaeton’s electronics strategy betrays con troversial choices: Although the car incorporates General M otor’s O nStar emergency navigation and rescue system, there is no provision for factory satel lite radio. A six-CD changer hides inaccessibly in the glove box; there is no in-dash C D player for more spontaneous music selections. Incorporating a tele phone means resorting to dealer-installation and the potential complications that entails. Just the same, the interior is a cocoon of comfort. The driver’s seat adjusts 18 ways. “Climatronic” HVAC distributes individualized control of heating and cooling to four different zones, so that front- and backseat passengers can manage their own comfort. Woods like eucalyptus and walnut complement Italian leather upholstery and subtle, brushed metal accents. Eight airbags surround occupants with front, side and head protection. Automatic tire pressure indicators continuously m onitor inflation levels.

2004 VOLKSWAGEN PHAETON V8;

4 - or 5 -p ass., 4 -d oor; " 4 M a t ic " AWD, 4 .2 -lite r D 0H C V8 w / VVT, 6-sp.

auto; 335 h p /3 1 7 ft.-lb s.; 15 m p g/C ity, 22 m p g /H w y w / prem ium ; trunk: 13 cu. ft.; base price: $ 6 4,600; a stested, w ith 4 -w h e el air su sp e n sio n & A B S d isc brakes, 4 -zo n e "C lim a tro n ic " HVAC, 2 7 0 -w a tt A M /F M /6 -C D , sunroof, 18-in . w heels, GPS n a v iga tio n , OnStar, 8 a irb ags: $74,365

An innovative 6.0-liter W 12 engine is available in two versions that start at $83,000 and $98,000, respectively. I, on the other hand, drove a 4.2-liter V8 that Phaeton shares w ith its Audi cousin. For a car that weighs 5200 lbs., its 335 horsepower is more than enough to accomplish brisk launches and very high-speed cruising. Variable valve tim ing spreads torque throughout a broad powerband, and V W ’s “4M atic” all-wheel-drive system distributes traction automatically to every wheel. T he six-speed autom atic transmission is a master piece. It is seamlessly smooth, particularly on high way stretches, where it matches gearing to power w ithout a driver even being aware— unless he or she happens to note the gear indicator in the instrum ent panel. In town, I preferred to override the autom atic w ith a bit o f manual shifting, which executes almost as crisply as a true clutch-and-shifter transmission. Suspension feel is an interesting com bination of the stately and the spry. A console controller selects between four different driving modes, from plush com fort to racecar-like sportiness. Self-leveling air sus pension and electronic dam ping control do the rest by compensating for both speed and road surface condi tions at all times. Phaeton’s suspension mode directly influences one’s driving mood. At the “C om fort” set-

ting, one feels and acts posh; upon graduating to “Sport 2,” all one seems to notice are the invigorating growl of Phaeton’s exhaust note and the sedan’s knifeedge reactions in corners. O nce having experienced Phaeton’s feats o f luxury and performance, one will be changed by the experi ence. T hat, alas, is the tragedy for a mere mortal the likes o f me. M ythic Phaeton is doom ed to perish for rashly supposing he m ight master the chariot o f the sun. I am luckier than that. I am sentenced instead to pine, unrequited, for another stint o f driving a car that is altogether too easy to adore, too difficult to afford. ®

iSSgiL, C A R P O O L V E f a r - C O N N E C T IO N Call 864-CCTA to respond to a Listing or to be Listed.

Save m on ey th is ^ Spring and jo in a carpool today! If yo u d o n 't se e y o u r ro u te lis te d h e re , ca ll 864-CCTA to d a y a n d w e'll se n d yo u ^

a FREE m a tc h lis t o f co m m u te rs in y o u r a re a .

Burlington to Milton: Looking ^to share a commute, Mon.-Fri. from approx. 6 a.m. 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40930.

S. Burlington to Waterbury:

Burlington to Montpelier:

Looking to share a commute, Mon.-Fri. from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924.

Looking to share a commute to National Life. Mon.-Fri., 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40928.

Jeffersonville to Williston:

Waitsfield to Waterbury:

Looking for a ride, Mon.-Fri., from 7 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40920.

Looking for a ride to Bombardier. Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m -5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

Burlington to Williston:

Ferrisburgh to Burlington:

Looking for a ride, Mon.-Fri., from 5-8:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40885.

Looking to share a commute. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40771.

Cambridge to Colchester:

Essex to Berlin: Looking for a

Looking for a ride. Mon,-Fri., from 6:15 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40793.

ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40774.

Essex to Milton: Looking for a

Burlington to Shelburne:

St. Albans to IBM: Looking to

ride. Mon.-Fri., from 3-11:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40836.

Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. Mon.-Fri., 11 a.m. 11 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

share a ride to IBM. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.nj. If you can help, please ref # 40902.

Westford to IBM: Looking to a

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute. Mon. and Thurs. only, from 8 a.m. - 5:15 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142145.

Williston to Essex Junction:

Bristol to Winooski: Looking to

Winooski to Williston: Looking

share a commute. Mon.-Fri., from 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40800.

for a ride in the morning. Mon.Fri. at 6:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40922.

Burlington to Middlebury:

Williston to Montpelier:

Looking to share a commute. Mon.Fri., from 7:45 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40830.

Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

Winooski to S. Burlington:

Underhill to Burlington:

Looking to share a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40806.

Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40919.

Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 40921.

ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please r£f # 40910.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 9 a.m. - 3 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40929.

Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon.Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925.

Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride 1 way M-F at 6 pm. If you can help, please reference 140609.

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BUICK LESABRE CUSTOM SEDAN, 2003: Blue, V6 3.8 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, PW, ABS. 25,909K miles. Best price $15,765. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CADILLAC CTS SEDAN, 2003: Champagne, V6 3.2 liter, auto, A/C, PS, PW, Bose Premium sound, OnStar, air bags, ABS, leather, sliding sun roof. 23,314K. Best price $27,885. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CADILLAC DeVILLE DHS, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., silver, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 38,317 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/cass., air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $22,495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2002, sedan, 4 dr., white, 4-cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 41,260 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $7464. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHEVROLET VENTURE, 2003: Extended minivan, 4D, silver, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, 7-8 passen ger, A/C, PS, PW, CD, air bags, privacy glass. 31,720K. Best price $14,869. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET VENTURE, 2003: Extended minivan, 4D, silver, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, 7-8 passen ger, A/C, PS, PW, CD, air bags, privacy glass. 31,720K. Best price $14,869. Call Shearer Pontiac,z 658-1212.

FORD TAURUS, 1993: GL

, wagon, 3.8 liter, auto, ABS, CD, third-seat, inspected through 6/05. 116K, good cond. $1100. Call 434-7220. HONDA CIVIC, 1990: 2-door, Southern car, inspected, new radiator/exhaust, mounted snow tires, auto, 167K, 16-valve, com pact, easy parking. A deal at $975. 863-2124.

CHEVY, S10 BLAZER, 1994: Tahoe package, 4WD, 5 spd. auto, power everything. Runs great, some rust, lots of miles left. $2100. 864-7977, evenings.

CHRYSLER SEBRING LX, 2004, convertible, 2 dr., maroon, 4cyl./2.4L, auto., FWD. 20,567 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass., air bags. Best price, $16,821. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHRYSLER SEBRING LX, 2004: convertible, maroon, 4-cyl., 2.4 liter, A/C, PS, PW, air bags. 20,567K. Best price, $16,821. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN SE Minivan, 2000: green, V6 3.3 liter, auto, FWD, sport, A/C, PS, PL, PW, air bags, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass, 44,248K. Best price, $11,955. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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NISSAN XTERRA SE, 2002: Sport utility, 4D, green, V6 3.3 liter, 4WD, A/C, PS, PW, CD, pre mium sound, air bags, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass, running boards, alloy wheels. 42,130K. Best price, $16,470. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2002, sedan, 4dr., silver, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 53,253 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $7855. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC AZTEC SPORT UTILI TY, 2001: maroon, V6 3.4 liter,

PONTIAC FIREBIRD, 2002,

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convertible, 2 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L, auto, RWD. 32,267 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $15,575. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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PONTIAC GRAND AM GT SEDAN, 2003: silver, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, PS, PW, air bags, sliding sun roof, rear spoil er. 19.713K. Best price $14,998. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE, 2003, sport wagon, 4 dr., red, 4-cyl./1.8L, 6 spd. manual, FWD. 26,387 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/ CD, air bags, sliding sunroof. Best price, $14,962. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE, 2003, sport wagon, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyl./1.8L, auto., FWD. 14,135 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $13,460. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. SAAB 9-5, 2001: Silver, auto, black leather, heated seats, sun roof, On-Star, warranty, all options. 46K miles. Mint cond.! Must see. $16,500. 372-5193. SATURN L200, 2001, 4 dr., sil ver, 4-cyl./2.2L, auto., FWD. 30,818 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $8297. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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in very good cond. Well-outfit ted, large cockpit. Furler, 8hp Merc. Excellent sails + extras. Ready to sail, launch paid. Charlotte. $5000. 492-3502.

SATURN SL1, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyl./1.9L, auto., FWD. 33,004 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $6249. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. SUBARU LEGACY, 1999: 5-spd, wagon, ltd. anniv. ed., sunroof, guise, low mileage, 69K, 8 tires on wheels, plum, better than it looks. 802-453-3612.

SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK, 1996: Green, fair cond. New clutch/timing belt, just tunedup. 122K. $2200. 802-865-2339.

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last week's answers on page 17b

IT’S OFTEN SAID THAT WOMEN AND MEN SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE CONSIDER THIS POCKET GUIDE A CHEAT

W HEN S H E S A Y S ...

SH E M EA N S ....

I T S G ETTIN G LATE............................ ......G E T AWAY FROM M E.

SHEET WHEN YOU'RE MEETING THAT NEW “ FRIEND” TONIGHT AT THE BAR.

1 N EED TO G O NOW .

......G E T THE HELL AWAY FROM M E.

Y O U HAVE G REA T E Y E S .

......I’M SIN G LE.

I’M G O IN G TO THE RESTR O O M .

... Y O U ’RE BORING.

I’M T IR ED ............................................. .... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. Y O U ’RE FUNNY................................... ......1 WANT Y O U . WHAT D O Y O U D O ? ...............

......H OW MUCH D O YO U M AKE?

WHAT D O YO U R FO LK S D O ? ....... ......H O W MUCH IS YO U R INHERITANCE? L E T S HAVE S E X . .............................. .... [THIS N EVER HAPPENS] M AYBE................................................... ......N O. N O ........................................................... ..... n

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Y E S ......................................................... .... M AYBE, BUT UNLIKELY.

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HE MEANS: LET’S HAVE SEX. CAN WE HAVE SEX? SHE MEANS: NO...YOU’RE BORING.

W HEN HE S A Y S ...

HE M EA N S...

H E L L O ............-.................................... - LET’S HAVE S E X . D O Y O U CO M E H ERE O FT E N ?

- CAN W E HAVE S E X ?

ARE Y O U H ERE WITH FR IEN D S?..

CAN 1 HAVE S E X WITH YO UR FR IEN D S?

D O Y O U LIVE A L O N E ? ...............

MY PLACE O R Y O U R S ?

CAN 1 HAVE Y O U R N U M B ER ?.......

H O W CAN 1REACH YO U FO R S E X ?

W O ULD Y O U LIKE TO D A N CE? ... . L E T 'S D AN CE, THEN HAVE S E X . LET'S NOT RUSH TH IN G S............... . [THIS N EVER HAPPENS]. IT S G ETTIN G LATE........................... . CAN W E HAVE S E X ALREAD Y? W H ERE AR E Y O U FR O M ?

H O W FAR AWAY IS YO UR FATHER?

Y E S ......................................................... . Y ES . N O .......................................................... . NO. M AYBE. ................................................

D O E S IT IN VO LVE S E X ?

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M AKE "FRIENDS'* AT TH ESE FIN E "DRINKING" ESTABLISHM EN TS.