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Unfunny Money? Anonymous Satirical Outfit Skewers Vermont Pols B Y TAY LO R D O B B S
SEVENDAYSVT.COM 03.14.18-03.21.18 SEVEN DAYS 14 LOCAL MATTERS
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t the beginning of a video posted online last month, “James,” a plaid-wearing thirtysomething with a five o’clock shadow, turns to his companion and asks, “What you got there, E?” Next to him on a couch, “Elizabeth” stares intently at a paper map. “I am designing an escape plan for Thunder Gov Phil and Mayor Miro,” she says. James raises an eyebrow skeptically and looks at the camera. “OK, I’ll bite. Why do they need an escape plan?” Elizabeth, appearing shocked at James’ ignorance, explains: “Trump and the feds are closing in” on Vermont Gov. Phil Scott and Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger for limiting cooperation between local police and federal immigration authorities. “Well, maybe they should have thought of that before they started flaunting [sic] the law,” James replies. The exchange is a typical dig at Republican Scott by an anonymously funded online media brand, News Done Right. Also known as Fan Club, its yearlong series of videos, tweets and Facebook posts has recently taken on other Vermont politicians, as well. While the videos are billed as political satire from a conservative viewpoint, they have prompted a complaint to the Vermont Attorney General’s Office that they constitute “electioneering communications” — meaning the makers should be required to disclose who is paying to distribute the videos and other News Done Right material as sponsored content on YouTube and Facebook. A spokesperson for Attorney General T.J. Donovan confirmed that the office is reviewing the complaint but declined to say whether there would be a formal investigation. News Done Right launched in March 2017 as the Phil Scott Fan Club, and its two hosts repeatedly characterize Scott as hopelessly liberal. After Scott recently announced support for new gun-control measures, for example, News Done Right took to Facebook and posted a mock certificate purporting to “certify” Scott as a “full-fledged Democrat.” Another episode ridiculed Scott’s approval of marijuana legalization with a video that portrayed him and his chief of staff, Jason Gibbs, as pot dealers. News Done Right hosts irreverently call Scott “Thunder Gov,” a reference to his auto racing at Thunder Road Speedbowl in Barre. At times, James and Elizabeth — the duo reveal no last names, though emails sent from their Gmail account identify the sender as “James Hunter”— have made straight-faced misstatements of fact. Last June, Elizabeth said Scott had a plan to pass “his” carbon tax, though Scott strongly opposes such a tax. In a November episode, James declared that Scott has “banned Columbus Day.” In fact, Scott declared October 9, 2017, Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Vermont but did not “ban” anything.
“Elizabeth” and “James” of News Done Right
As News Done Right’s brand shifted from Phil Scott Fan Club, its hosts turned their attention to Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.). In one video, James claims that a brain scan of Vermont’s junior senator showed that “80 percent of Bernie’s cognitive matrix is filled with ways to try and get other people to pay for his stuff.” The other 20 percent, James explains, is “full of ways to try and hide financial documents from federal election commissions … try and defraud banks with your wife, and, oh — latex fetish.” The video series also pokes fun at Vermont’s high cost of living and progressive politics. “You know how they say Vermont will lose half its population once … progressives get their carbon tax?” Elizabeth asks James in a video posted last month. She offers a solution: “800,000 illegal aliens” should be relocated to Vermont, where they could be employed installing solar panels. While James and Elizabeth claim to live in and tape their videos in Vermont — and have even casually displayed a print copy of Seven Days as apparent bona fides — the two turned down repeated email requests for in-person interviews and last week declined to speak on the telephone. The only person who professed to Seven Days any knowledge of News Done Right’s operations is Bradford Broyles, a former Rutland County Republican Party chair and filmmaker who splits his time between Los Angeles and Vermont. Broyles said in December that he knew people involved with News Done Right. “I know about it and I’ve seen it, and that’s all I’m gonna say,” Broyles said then. “I’m a ‘no comment’ on it.” Broyles did not respond to further inquiries last week. As late as mid-December, the domain name — newsdoneright.com — was registered to Howard Wall, director of the John W. Hammond Institute for Free Enterprise at Lindenwood University in St. Charles,
Mo., where he is a professor of economics. According to a Whois report about the domain on December 11, 2017 — which includes information about who has paid to register a web address — the website was registered to Wall’s name and home address. There is no evidence that Lindenwood is connected to News Done Right. More recent reports show the owner is using a privacy feature to conceal his or her identity. In an email exchange with this reporter, Wall said he sold the domain “months ago” and knows nothing about News Done Right. He declined to identify the buyer. Asked why his name was still listed as the owner in December, he responded: “No, I was not [the owner] … Your information is incorrect. Go fuck yourself.” Several people first raised questions about News Done Right and its origins last year on Reddit, the online news and discussion site. When News Done Right began posting its videos on Reddit, lifelong Vermonter Ed Schlak took notice. His take? “Not funny, was, I think, the big one,” he said. Schlak, 27, lives in Burlington and works at the University of Vermont. He said the videos were full of false accusations and half-truths. “They just would make stuff up,” Schlak said. “So my initial reaction was just kind of offense, as somebody who appreciates comedy and politics. It was just weird. They were aggressive and insulting and deceitful.” When another Reddit user shared a video of James and Elizabeth with one of the site’s larger “Subreddit” communities, one of its 700,000-plus members posted a “fun fact” in response. “This girl’s name is Rachel Alig, and she gets naked in a movie called Bikini Spring Break,” wrote a user going by Stezmyster. Indeed,
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