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eeing R ed he dark-haired man standing on the curb in front of the tattoo parlor was tall and rangy. As I pulled over to pick him up, I saw he was wearing only a black Tshirt under his thin suede jacket, its col lar turned up. Despite the cold snap, which seems to have superseded the usual January thaw, the guy appeared impervious. There’s a certain breed of Vermont man, I thought, that is just plain tough. Easing down next to me and flashing a small pianos worth of white teeth, he said, “Where’s the shotgun, Bubba? I’m ready to roll.” “The shotgun’s in the trunk,” I replied, chuckling. I like characters... though there was a vaguely sinister tone in this guy’s voice. Around his left wrist I noticed a tattoo of blue barbwire. It looked fresh. “We’ll just leave it back there if it’s all right with you. Where we goin’?” “We goin to Taft’s Corner,” he said, and named one of the new condos just east of the driving range. There’s been so much home development in the area that the owner of the range has had to erect walls of netting to prevent errant golfers from beaning the new neighbors.

This cracked up the guy immensely, and I laughed weakly along with him. I had the impression this was a joke he regularly pulled out — from the Pimp’s Jokebook, presumably. “Listen, man,” he said. “This is what I do, but it’s not my whole life. I’m tak ing business classes at CCV.” I’ve heard about women who take up hooking to put themselves through col lege, but a pimp? I didn’t know what to think about all this. It’s common for customers, often out-of-town business men, to inquire about prostitutes — something oblique like, “Where can you find a girl in this town?” You’d think I’d have some solid information on the sub ject. Aren’t cabbies known for that? Not this cabbie. I don’t know if it’s naivet^ or my distaste for this particular dark side of life. As I thought about it, I realized that maybe I’d been uncon sciously making it my business not to know about the red-light underworld of Burlington. Maybe I just haven’t wanted to know. “I got a bunch of girls working for me,” my passenger went on. “They need security and I provide it. It’s that sim ple.”

ve heard about women who take up hooking to it themselves through college, but a pimp? “The night’s chill,” he continued, “so I’m taking the opportunity to check on one of my ladies.” “Really?” I said as we climbed the Main Street hill. “Most men have a devil of a time contending with just one, doncha think?” “Right,” he said, his voice suddenly becoming level. “It so happens I got many ladies to contend with. I’m a pimp.” Conversations with customers are an enjoyable facet of my job. The easy flow, the give and take comes naturally to me. But every so often, a piece of informa tion I hear just stops my mind dead in its tracks. I had no idea what to do with the tidbit this guy had just launched my way. Idly glancing over to the left side of Williston Road, I saw that the frigid temperatures had entirely fogged up the windows of the Dunkin’ Donuts. Though quite a few cars were parked in front, I couldn’t make out any move ment in the store, just the eerie pastel illumination of neon signage. The struc ture glowed like a big, old ice shanty at night, its denizens bent on sugar and caffeine instead of fish. “So now I’m not sure you’re being serious,” I said nervously. “Oh, I’m serious. I’m a pimp. Do you want to see my card?” “Okay, I do know you don’t have a card in that profession.”

“Whatever, man,” I said, wanting to cap the discussion. My disdain was pal pable, however, and I could see it trig gered him. “Hey, if a guy wants to pay for it, what’s the problem? This girl I’m seeing tonight, she has a client who shells out 200 bucks to go down on her1 That’s easy money, man, and nobody gets hurt.” I didn’t agree that nobody gets hurt. That statement doesn’t hold true if you look beyond the most superficial level of life. I mean, what about the souls of the two participants? And even if I’m wrong about them, what about the man who takes the cut? Making your living off the debasement of another’s sexuality can’t be right. But I wasn’t going to argue the point. Yes, this was a pimp with a conscience. Why else would he be attempting to justify his work to me? The reason I said nothing was that I’ve learned to avoid debate with people I can’t find it within myself to respect. Plus, the guy was scary — jovial on the outside and vio lent just below the surface. I could sense it. We arrived at “his girl’s” condo, and he paid me the fare and tipped me well. As he was closing the door he bent down and said, “Take it easy, cabbie. Drive slow and drink milk.” “I sure will,” I replied. “That’s me to aT .” ®

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sends in the shock troops. Let it slip that you’ve spent the last few semesters frisking LPHS students for weapons and drugs (hey, I’ve been to LaPorte), and tl folks at UNMOVIC’s human resources department ai bound to think: Whoa, here’s our boy. As for your stu dents, just put down that they’re all experienced hall monitors. What types of jobs are available? Check out “empl ment and training” at www.un.org/Depts/unmovic/ f list. On the day I looked, I saw openings for a comm cations officer, two information manager assistants an half dozen other personnel. The job descriptions don' say anything about jumpsuits, but the lowliest job lisi pays $51,225, and a “transport officer” pulls down a i $109,792 (which will go a lot further if you’re station in Baghdad). I don’t know what they’re paying histor teachers these days, but I’d get that resume dusted ofll toot sweet. Maybe you and the class were hoping for somethi little sexier than “information manager assistant,” though. Browsing further, I found the following notii “UNMOVIC is looking for experts with the followin experience: Missiles — Degree in engineering; experi in missile design, manufacturing and testing, familial with machine tools related to missile manufacturing, experience with liquid or solid propellant manufactui and testing.” They also want experts in chemical and biological weapons. Sound a little more like it? You might have to finesse the part about an engineering degree, but surely some of the kids have taken shop. As for experience in missile design — look, Cecil went to high school. Let me tell you about the senio stunt the boys and I pulled off. OK, it involved weat balloons, not missiles, but for 75 dollars you can’t ex the V-2 program. All I’m saying is, if I were facing a ning and devious opponent and could have either a bunch of paper-pushing eggheads or a crew of high school students experienced in, how shall I say, praci munitions design, I know who I’d want on my team As it is, it’s not like UNMOVIC is hiring Wernhi von Braun. Controversy erupted recently when it cal to light that one UN weapons analyst, Harvey John “Jack” McGeorge of Woodbridge, Virginia, had foul a “pansexual” S & M club called Black Rose, taught courses on sex slaves and bondage techniques involv ropes and choking devices and served as an officer in Leather Leadership Conference. His resume lists no cialized engineering degree, just an associate’s degree security management from a community college. Nonetheless, Blix declined McGeorge’s offer to resig perhaps feeling that leadership is leadership, and tha UNMOVIC could use a take-charge kind of guy. Si if there’s a place at the UN for this character, there’s place for you. — CECIL AD

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cedi Adams at the Chicago Reader, H E . Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or e-m ail him at cedl@ chireader.com.

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out.” But this one was different. He quickly recognized the voices were those of two fellow House members. “The conversation was ex tremely friendly,” said Brooks. Rep. Rusten sounded quite “chummy” with Rep. Hube. “It was the kind of conversation I’d have with a fellow Democrat,” said Brooks. “Several kinds of things were intimated,” he added, saying the “topic” of the cell phone conversation involved him. Asked what he meant by that, Brooks the Democrat explained he would be affected personally by who won the upcoming race for Speaker of House, Republican Walter Freed or Democrat John Tracy. Startled by what he heard on his scanner, Brooks told Seven Days he immediately picked up his phone and called Rep. Rus ten. Brooks told him he’d just heard him speaking to Hube and noted it was a very chummy con versation. Rusten denied he was cutting any kind of political deal or trad ing his vote in the Speaker’s race for a choice committee assign ment. And the member from Halifax asked the member from Montpelier if he’d heard any kind of deal being cut. Brooks said then, and told Seven Days this week, that he had not. Rep. Rusten told Seven Days

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during the controversy over civil unions in 2000, Dean took to wearing a bulletproof vest. “It’s true,” said Dean’s press secretary Susan Allen. Sweet Sue told Seven Days the governor had received a number of death threats from opponents of civil unions. Ms. Allen said Gov. Dean wore the bulletproof vest on about three occasions when he spoke at public forums during the height of the battle. Nothing like death threats and a bulletproof vest to build charac ter and fortitude, eh? Political Eavesdropping — It’s a political story with a technolog ical hook and it reinforces the adage that one should never, ever say anything on a cell phone one doesn’t want the whole world to hear. Seven Days has learned that one Wednesday afternoon last month, when the race for Speaker of the House was up in the air, one veteran Democrat overheard a friendly phone conversation between the soon-to-be Repub lican whip, Rep. Rick Hube of Londonderry, and Rep. Rob Rusten, a Halifax Democrat. Rep. Francis Brooks (DMontpelier) picked up the call on his police/fire radio scanner. Francis, you see, is an on-call Montpeculiar firefighter. Usually when his scanner picks up a phone conversation, Francis told Seven Days, he just “blocks it

this week that he and Hube were talking about Act 60. Both men have ski towns in their districts. He said he never asked Hube, a Freed lieutenant, for anything in terms of a committee assignment. In fact, said Rep. Rusten, he did not decide' who to vote for in the Speaker’s race until after Christmas. Asked who he did vote for, Rusten replied, “It’s time to move on.” As for Rep. Brooks eavesdrop ping on his phone conversation, Rusten said, “I certainly trust Francis.” He said that he accepts the fact that the eavesdropping was “purely by coincidence or accident.” Rusten said he has “no negative feelings” about what happened. Rep. Hube told Seven Days that when he first heard Rep. Brooks had listened in on his phone conversation with Rusten, he was “a little disturbed about the invasion of privacy.” Hube, the new GOP whip, said he has since “had a conversation” with Brooskie about it. “It’s done. It’s over,” said Hube on Tuesday. “Let’s move forward.’ While Rusten the Democrat won’t say who he voted for in the secret ballot for House Speaker, we do know that Freed the Republican won. We also know that six or seven Democrats crossed over and voted for him. And we know that Freed subse quently picked Rusten to be the

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vice-chairman of the powerful Ways and Means Committee. Those are the facts. Interesting. Meanwhile, Rep. Brooks told Seven Days that he subsequently became concerned about the legality of what he had done. He said he sought and received a legal opinion from the Legislative Councils office. The preliminary opinion he received indicated that there was “no problem.” But subsequently, said the Montpelier firefighter, he’s been told that in 1994 a federal law was passed that made listening to a phone conversation in such a manner illegal. The “caveat,” said Brooks, is that scanner manufacturers were required to notify owners that after 1994 it was illegal. In addi tion, he said, they stopped mar keting scanners that could pick up cell phone calls. Brooks told Seven Days he purchased his scanner at Radio Shack sometime before 1994. And, he said, he never received a subsequent warning from Radio Shack about the law change. “Federal law,” said Brooks, “says that one has to break the law knowingly. Everybody agrees at this point that I had no reason to know.” Ignorance is bliss, eh? House Backs Roe! — Last week the Vermont House surP lW Pi^epkasnccg^b^^ting, by a 2-1 margin in favor of a res olution supporting abortion rights. It was the largest margin of victory in three attempts. For three years running, Rep. Ann Seibert (D-Norwich) has introduced a pro-Roe v. Wade res olution each January to mark the anniversary of the landmark 1973 Supreme Court decision that upheld a womans right to choose a safe and legal abortion. In 2001, the first year of Republican control under Speaker Walter Freed, Queen Ann’s Roe resolution passed 83-51. Last year, the right wing was ready and dug in its heels. A floor fight erupted as Rep. Tom Depoy (R-Rutland) and Rep. Kurt Wright (R-Burlington) proposed an amendment sup porting parental notification. After several hours of heated floor debate, the Depoy/Wright amendment was shot down and the Roe v. Wade resolution was adopted on a vote of 77-53. Last week, Seiberts resolution marking the 30th anniversary of Roe v. Wade hit the House floor. Only Rep. Nancy Sheltra (RDerby) rose to express her oppo sition. The religious right had decided not to put up a fight this year. Apparently they counted noses. The resolution sailed through on a 92-46 vote. Kwik Stop Kurt voted for it. but Tommy “Guns” Depoy was noticeably absent from his seat when the roll was called. Maybe he was outside adjusting the roof on his red BMW convertible? (Z) Email Peter at InsideTrackVT@aol.com

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seemingly a precursor to “American Idol.” The 1965 tapped into his training as a Method actor while heck out some old footage of the Velvet Under production “was structured like a TV talent-scout posing for Warhol. ground performing at one of the elaborate multishow,” Malanga says. “I was an MC in a tuxedo. It “They were movie portraits,” Malanga says of media shows the late Andy Warhol put on in the was very funny and charming, not at all boring. the almost 500 shorts, some of which will unspool mid-1960s. You’ll probably notice a guy dancing Apparently the same cannot be said for other during his Fleming Museum stint. “Moving still wildly, brandishing a whip. That would be Gerard Warhol flicks. “Andy was notorious for being bor photographs.” Malanga. The Bronx native, who was then in his ing,” Malanga suggests. But was that just the play early twenties, also acted in or helped shoot many STORY ful pose of a genius? “Well,” he points out, “you Warhol was nothing if not prolific. He made SUSAN of the idiosyncratic underground films the Pop Art can’t fake boredom.” some 300 films, often with collaborator Paul GREEN guru was cranking out. And in between otherwise In June 1968 terror replaced ennui at The Morrissey. Several of them featured Malanga, who long days of painting, Warhol and Malanga fre Factory, which by then had relocated to Union notes, “They were basically plotless, even though quently partied. Square West. Malanga happened to walk into the Now a noted poet and photographer, Malanga is we had scripts.” slated to appear in Burlington on February 9 for a program that coin Malanga happened to cides with the Fleming Museum’s current exhibit, walk into the building “Andy Warhol Work and Play.” Still youthful and three minutes after handsome at 59, he will read some of his verses Warhol was shot by and screen a few of those legendary films. Valerie Solanas. Four decades ago in Gerard Malanga will give a New York City, Warhol reading and In a 1996 fictionalized recruited the unknown Velvets as a house band for screen films cinematic account of The from the Factory what he called Exploding Plastic Inevitable Factory milieu, I Shot years — Andy Extravaganzas. Malanga had discovered the rock Andy Warhol, the dialogue Warhol: Portraits group playing in a Greenwich Village club. He offers a typical Warholian of the Artist as linked his on-stage “choreography” to yarious props a Young Man or mimed gestures — twirling a whip for the song exchange: and Screen Reporter: “Why are you “Venus in Furs” and pretending to shoot up for Tests — on spending so much of your “Heroin” — to illustrate the subversive lyrics. “I February 9, time making these under 2 p.m. Fleming didn’t want to just be a go-go dancer,” he explains ground films?” Museum, during a telephone interview from his Brooklyn Burlington. Warhol: “Oh, uh, home. Info, 656-0750. they’re easier than making But hoofing was not Malanga’s steady gig. As a paintings.” college student in 1963, he had heard from a mutu Reporter: “Do you think al friend that Warhol needed an assistant to pro painting is dead?” duce large silkscreened portraits of Elvis Presley and Warhol: “Uh, no.” Elizabeth Taylor for an upcoming exhibition in Los Reporter: “Well, do you Angeles. The younger man, who had acquired that think the cinema has more skill a few years earlier at a textile company, relevance?” thought it would only be a summer job. Warhol: “Uh, no.” “Then he invited me to go with him,” Malanga Reporter: “Do you think recalls. “I figured, ‘People take semesters off.’” Pop Art has become repetThat semester off evolved into a close seven-year • • ltiver association. After the project in California, he Warhol: “Uh, yes.” resumed his studies while also working for Warhol at In the Chuck Workman The Factory, an enormous studio loft on East 47th documentary, when a realStreet. “It was too much to do both,” Malanga life journalist asks Warhol remembers, adding that the dynamic demimonde if there is “anything special ultimately won out. “I was smart, spontaneous and you’re trying to say in intuitive enough to know this was a good thing. I these films,” he answers was fully aware that what we were doing had great with the same ironic significance.” detachment: “Uh, no.” Warhol, one of the 20th century’s most influen Vermonters can decide tial artists, fetishized the ordinary and the iconic: for themselves whether soup cans, cows and Coke bottles could be as daz .f o r p o e t r y r e a d i n g b y G e r a r d M e le u g * zling as Marilyn Monroe. He also hosted an infor there’s anything special j W » * h # V » F l o w e r _p a i n t i n g s e x h i b i t , when the museum pres mal salon that attracted the cultural avant-garde and the beautiful people. In addition to serving as a ents Outer and Inner, a building three minutes after Warhol was shot by space for his painting, silkscreening and filmmaking 66-minute movie with “superstar” Edie Sedgwick, Valerie Solanas, a deranged arch-feminist who had on March 9. Andy Warhol: Portraits o f the Artist as a activities, The Factory was celebration central. been trying to insinuate herself into the hip down Young Man, a series of “Screen Tests” Malanga In 1964 Warhol was experimenting with Screen town scene. “There was pandemonium, he says began making of his mentor in 1964, will be shown Tests, for which people were asked to sit still as a “My gut reaction was to get his mother and take 16mm camera on a tripod rolled. He and Malanga during his February visit. her to the hospital.” While Warhol was shooting Kiss, a mid-’60s would walk away, leaving the subject to decide In Superstar, a TV crew seeks Malanga’s assess whether to remain immobile or be inventive during compilation of smooching sequences, another ment of the would-be assassin. “She’s a very eccen actress was annoyed by the moustache of her the three-minute reel. tric girl,” he surmises, while standing beside a visi In the 1990 documentary Superstar: The Life and French co-star. “I was asked to take Pierre’s place,” bly shaken Warhol superstar named Viva. Times o f Andy Warhol, which the Fleming will show Malanga says. “That launched my acting career. I The constellation at The Factory included gor on April 13, director Chuck Workman interviews a guess I never took it too seriously. I was terrible at geous women like Ultraviolet, Edie Sedgwick and memorizing lines.” few Screen Test veterans. In one, Dennis Hoppers Nico, a German fashion model who had been His favorite roles, however, was in Camp — face contorts in anguish, demonstrating how he

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installed as the Velvet Undergrounds lead singer. Warhol was also a magnet for woman wannabes: transvestites Candy Darling, Holly Woodlawn and Jackie Curtis, later immortalized in song by former Undergrounder Lou Reeds “Walk on the Wild Side.” Celebrities like Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Bob Dylan and Liza Minnelli also made the pilgrimage to Andyland. Even more than talent, however, glamour was paramount in Warhol’s universe. The goal was notoriety. “We wanted attention,” Ultraviolet says in Super star. “Fame was the cosmic glue of The Factory.”

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Warhol fostered a voyeuristic atmosphere of sex ual liberation and gender blurring fueled by ram pant drug use. His high society tumbled out of The Factory and into local hot spots like Max’s Kansas City, where paparazzi were waiting to snap their photos for the vicarious pleasure of an awed public. Although emblematic of the ’60s, Warhol’s coterie toyed with more decadence than the average hippie at a Human Be-In. Yet, he continued to work tirelessly, and successfully, to become a semi nal force in the art world. The atmosphere at The Factory changed after the 1968 shooting. “Everything became too busi nesslike,” Malanga says. “There was a lot of internal politics.” A year later he and Warhol started Interview magazine, initially a film journal that Malanga co edited. But after a journey to Europe, he began to distance himself from the old gang. It was time to reconnect with his own path. Malanga then built a dual career as a published poet and professional shutterbug, with a detour in the mid-1980s as the photo archivist for New York City’s Department of Parks and Recreation. He had already demonstrated an aptitude for such organiza tional detail in 1961, when he tracked down manu scripts for a university collection of Beat Genera tion writers. Now often “on the road” himself, Malanga is a globe-trotting artist — without a whip. Gerard Malanga's creativity surfaced years before his fateful meeting with Andy Warhol. The only child of a stay-at-home mom and a father who sold dry goods, Malanga says he “discovered his imagination” at age 11. That’s when he watched Citizen Kane, the Orson Welles master piece, for seven nights in a row on television. “It hit a nerve,” he recalls. “I learned that I had sensi tivity, I had a soul. It really anticipated my becom ing a poet.” Soon after, Malanga began playing with images. Inspired by a book of historic New York City pho tos, he took pictures with his little Brownie Hawkeye camera while riding on the now-defunct Third Avenue El train. His parents encouraged him to take after-school art classes. While still a teenager, he and his girlfriend were among the “regulars” dancing each weekday after noon on “The Big Beat,” DJ Alan Freed’s “Amer ican Bandstand”-like television show on ABC in 1959. That broadcast experience may have given him a taste for the spotlight, presaging the Warhol crowd’s obsession with “15 minutes of fame.” Malanga flunked out after a year at Ohio’s University of Cincinnati, where he majored in graphic design. But back in New York, he won a full scholarship from Staten Island’s Wagner College by repeating his freshman year and earning straight As. Academia quickly gave way to artistic exploration, however, when his temporary job with Warhol turned into the odyssey of a lifetime. Malanga is one of the lucky survivors of that proverbial long, strange trip. Many of his colleagues died too early of substance abuse and other unnatu ral causes. “I tended to live a life of moderation... of sorts,” Malanga explains in Superstar. “Perhaps that’s why I’m talking here now.” He looks back at the Warhol era with admira tion. “Today, it’s all very conformist and homoge nized,” Malanga observes on the phone. “But in the 1960s we had an age of innocence that was totally revolutionary and mind-expanding and tumul tuous.” ®

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the morning after, actually —: Rep. John Tracy looked tired. The Burling ton Democrat chatted quiedy with fellow politicians and staffers at the party’s celebration at the Sheraton Hotel, analyzing the results of the evening. The results, and the mood, were mixed. Democrats had made unexpectedly strong gains in the House and solidi fied their majority in the Senate. But those victories were tempered by the losses of the party’s two top candi dates, gubernatorial hopeful Douglas Racine and lieutenant governor candi date‘ •Peter s defeat ■ ■ •Shumlin. ' • ... •;'Shumlin’ .' ■• was particularly tough for some to can swallow. The winner, Ri Brian Dubie, had gotten roughly the same 41 percent of votes he’d garnered two years earlier, when Racine easily bested him. But this time Progressive Anthony Pollina was in the race, and he got almost 25 percent of the ballots cast with a populist, liberal message. Shumlin, a moderate Democrat, won

32 percent. Alone, either man likely would have beaten Dubie. Together, they elected him. “We can’t keep doing this to our selves,” Tracy muttered. The Progressives have become a major political party and a force to be reckoned with in Vermont politics. But that success has come, in some areas, at the expense of Democrats. The two parties are both battling over the same turf: Vermont’s political left. The fight has been at times both pub lic and bitter. “Most people in this country, even more so in Vermont, are on the politi cal spectrum in the center or left of center,” says Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle, a Progressive. “Yet we have a Republican in the White House, Republican control of the [U.S.] Senate and House and numerous state houses, including Vermont. W hat’s this about?” he asks, then offers an answer to his own question. “It’s about the fact that those of us in the center and left of center have been fractured,” Clavelle says. “And

the right-wingers are laughing all the way to state capitols, Washington, city halls. It’s really critical that we figure out how to come together... how to bring people together around a ‘smallp’ progressive agenda that addresses the needs of ordinary people. “If we don’t do so, we ll allow the squabbles of the left to yield control of government at all levels to the right wing,” Clavelle predicts. The rift in the left is easily ex plained, says Frank Bryan, a professor in the University of Vermont’s politi cal science department. Three parties are competing in a two-party system. Unlike proportional representation systems common in Europe, where voters cast ballots for a political party and see that party get a number of seats in the government equal to the percentage of the electorate they cap tured, the American political system is winner-take-all. In a proportional system, there are usually numerous smaller, more ideo logically narrow parties. After the elec tion, they compromise to form coali

tions in the legislative body, power in the new governmei it. system lets candidates stick i o positions, however extreme phe

be, secure in the knowledge th; can still be elected and particip the government. But in the United States the ner of an election gets compl trol; the second-place finisher g nothing. The same goes for leg races, with the majority party g

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solve when the compromises that forged them fall apart, requiring new elections. The combination of election rules and the power and money wield

“I’ve had hundreds of liberal-leaning democrats who voted for Pollina in the race call me up and apologize for making a mistake.” .•

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es to compromise when they cam;n, and voters to do the same :n they cast ballots, Bryan says, ididates are pushed toward the itical center, and instead of lots of iller parties representing different itions on the political spectrum, result is two big parties trying to

large percentage of issues,” Bryan notes. “In America, most of us don’t go in the ballot booth with a candi date we really like. We go in with a candidate who’s a compromise for us.” The two-party system does have advantages, Bryan adds, notably its stability. Coalition governments dis

ed by the national Republican and Democratic parties make building a viable third party extremely difficult. Micah Sifry, author of Spoiling jfor a Fight, a book about third parties in America, agreed that the major par

ties have carved up what he calls a “duopoly” in the U.S. political scene. He pointed to election rules in many states that discourage third parties. Siffy, a former editor for the pro gressive opinion journal The Nation, now works as a senior analyst for Public Campaign, a non-partisan group devoted to reforming cam paigns to reduce the influence of bigmoney donations. He says the two major parties have been drifting to the right, leaving the poor, women and minorities increasingly disenchanted with the system and unwilling to vote. “The whole system of voter regis tration [making voters register well in advance of elections] is set up to dis courage occasional voters,” Siffy says. These are the people “who usually sit out elections but who might get excit ed about a maverick candidate.” Siffy ranks Vermont as one of the top 10 states in terms of how friendly its elections are to third-party candi dates and how well received such movements are. But such movements still face an uphill fight. »

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mine the Progs’ adherence to principles. And appearing to align with the Democrats would I weaken their party-building efforts. In the end, pragmatism won. | The caucus voted overwhelmingly! to let Clavelle seek both nomina-1 tions — even as some supporters 3 acknowledged their misgivings. I Across town, the story was largely the same. Some Demo- ■ crats opposed giving their party’s jS nomination to Clavelle instead ofj City Council President Andy | Montroll, a Democrat who want-) ed to challenge the incumbent I

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office in Burlington as head of the Progressive Coalition, and in 29 30 3* 1990 he won Vermont’s lone 4 0 % OFF! congressional seat as an inde 3 0 % O FF Satu rd ay-Frid ay pendent. 5 3 4 MY! | While he never officially 4 0 % OFF S atu rd ay-F rid ay & joined the Progressive Party, [Winter hours begin Feb. 9 • Resort collections and spring previews in store] Sanders laid the groundwork for its domination of Burlington city politics and its expansion onto the statewide stage. He is consid c l o t h i n g ered a “founding father.” On the Burlington Waterfront @ Battery & Main • 865-7910 Clavelle took his mantle and Monday-Saturday 1 1 - 7 , Sunday 12 -5 • Winter Hours (beginning 2/9) 11-7, Mon-Sat has been Burlington’s mayor for all but two years since Sanders left the office in 1989. Progres sives now share control of the city council with Democrats and hold four seats in the Vermont House. Pollina’s 2000 gubernatorial at the R a d iss o n run — he finished third with about 10 percent of the vote — topped a threshold that officially W ITH made the Progressives a “major” party in Vermont. The Progres Latin Orquesta sives even adopted the moose as B o s to n M u sic A w a rd n o m in e e 2002 their mascot, a reference to the “Bull Moose Party” — the nick name for the American Progres sive Party — of former Repub lican Theodore Roosevelt in 1912. In November, Vermont’s “Alexander is blessed with the Progressives won their first big good looks and romantic voice of election outside Chittenden success . " Boston Globe County when Sarah Edwards from Brattleboro captured a House seat. But the race that received the most attention was Friday: February 14th Pollina’s. And while getting a quarter of the ballots in a threeRadisson Hotel - B urlington, VT way race could be considered a D o o rs o p e n @ 8 p m T ickets: $15 moral victory for Progressives, it Free Salsa/Merengue Lesson @ 8pm came with a price. also El Salsero - Vermont’s hottest Latin DJ i* • ” -Vwnnv YU"day- ria a v II - fl

parties generally support abortion rights, more public spending on health care, environmental pro tection and more activist govern ment, the Progressives charge Democrats with being too cozy with — and beholden to — bigmoney interests, particularly cor porations. Its a claim that in censes many Democrats. Occasionally the tensions sur face, like last spring when the two parties clashed over re-drawing district boundaries, always a thorny political issue. Progre ssives accused Democrats of working with the GOP majority

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The Progressives and Democrats have always had an uneasy relationship. While both

to eliminate the Burlington House seat belonging to Progres sive Rep. Carina Driscoll — Sanders’ stepdaughter — and knock her out of the Legislature. In the wake of Pollina’s run for lieutenant governor, many Democrats blame him for costing Shumlin the office. So there’s a reservoir of bad blood on both sides as the parties look to the future. It was evident recently at their respective Burlington com mittee caucuses to choose candi dates for mayor. Rep. David Zuckerman of Burlington, the Progressives’ city chairman, joked about how Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry was holding a $ 1000-per-plate fundraising din ner the same night. “That’s another difference between us and the other two parties,” Zuckerman said, before remind ing the crowd of activists about Driscoll’s fate as they debated whether to endorse Clavelle for a seventh term. The fact that there was a debate at all was a mark of a star tling development on Clavelle’s part: He announced his intention to travel across town that same night to the Democratic caucus and seek their nomination as well, a violation of both Progres sive Party bylaws and protocol. The debate came down to prag matism versus principle. O n one hand, letting Clavelle flout the rules would almost guarantee an electoral victory, advance the party’s political agenda in Bur lington, and boost its statewide presence. But breaking the party’s rules against letting candidates run with both the Progressive label and another party’s would under

mayor. They pointed out that Pollina had cost their party the lieutenant governor’s office and asked why a loyal Democrat should be passed over. But others cited the lieutenant governor’s race as a reason to give Clavelle the nomination: They didn’t want to see a Republican mayor. By a narrow 94-89 margin, Clavelle won the nomination. While the move helps a political party whose members sometimes criticize Democrats as being no better than Republicans, Demo crats like Tracy still praised it. At a meeting two weeks ago, the Vermont Progressive Party revised its bylaws, allowing politi cians who have run at least once as a Progressive to receive the endorsement of other parties. In fact, according to Vermont Director of Elections Kathy DeWolfe, state law doesn’t allow any political party to restrict the nominations or endorsements its candidates can accept. Prog state chairwoman Martha Abbott says the bylaw change wasn’t a compromise of the party’s principles or message, the core of which she sees as opposition to corporatism and globalism. “Peter’s pursuing a strategy that no one has pursued in our short three-year history [as a major party],” Abbott claims. “I don’t see Peter as diluting the message. He’s always been strong about that, and he’s implemented it in Burlington.” Zuckerman says he “under stood” Clavelle’s strategy, but adds, “I’m not excited about it... For me the concern is that we lose a little bit of our distinguish ing character in trying to build a

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§ird party, trying to build an i 3ption for those disenfranchised voters.

Prof. Frank Bryan says this teat struggle of pragmatism ideology has been the bane m rsus third-party movements ioughout American political s hr Itory. ■

:in the Democrats and progressives compromise? The estion still divides the two par_ es themselves. But as evidence t they can, Dems and Progs th point to the cross-nomina-

n of Clavelle and the decision the Progressive members of ; House to support Tracy in ; bid — ultimately unsuccess- to be House speaker. Tracy says both parties share ny interests and should work ether wherever possible. But iscussions about whether to run andidates against each other in aces where the result could be a .epublican victory should take fece early and at the grassroots svel, he stresses. Garrison Nelson, another )rofessor of political science at J^M , believes the battles beeen Progressives and Demodpts are merely brush wars, not a ill-scale conflict between the rties. He theorizes that itewide elections are largely cided on personal, not party, politics. “Is there antagonism between e two?” Garrison asks. “Yes. it until the Progressive Party i|ns an entire slate of statewide ndidates, there isn’t a schism. iere will be pockets of personsm — Anthony, Bernie — but t|> not a split.” He wonders whether the logressives might ultimately d up merging with the emocrats, as the Farmer Labor I rty did in Minnesota. Publicly, | ogressives flatly reject the idea becoming a wing of the emocratic Party, insisting they fcnt to build their own. But pritely, Progressives concede that I they can’t do that, they will I ffer the fate of other third par| s and be absorbed by one of e larger parties. Mean-while, emocrats like Tracy openly talk getting Progs back into the emocratic fold. ,

One possible solution is

instant runoff voting, a longtime Progressive initiative. It’s a system that allows voters to indicate not only their first choice, but also a second, third or even fourth choice. In the lieutenant governor’s race, many observers believe that most of Pollina’s supporters would have preferred Shumlin to the more conservative Dubie. In that case, their second-choice ballots would have gone to Shumlin after Pollina was elimi nated, giving Shumlin the race. For Progressives, the system would eliminate the “spoiler” charge sometimes leveled at them. It might also encourage wavering Democrats to vote Progressive, secure in the knowl edge that even if their candidate were eliminated in a runoff, their second-place vote for a Democratic candidate would still prevent a repeat of this year’s lieutenant governor race. But while Democrats are gen erally supportive of the concept, they don’t see it as a panacea. “It solves the problem for two or three [statewide] offices” that require a candidate to get more than 50 percent of the vote, says Scudder Parker, Democratic state chairman. “It doesn’t solve the problem in House or Senate races.” Republicans such as Governor James Douglas — who also won with less than 50 percent of the vote — are unlikely to support a measure that could lock them out of the governor’s, lieutenant governor’s and treasurer’s races. And while the friction between the two parties on the left doesn’t distress Republicans, they’re not going to count on it lasting for ever. “It’s clearly advantageous if the Progressives and Democrats are fighting, but in the long term we’ve got to fashion a message that appeals to people,” said R.M. “Skip” Vallee, Republican National Committeeman for Vermont. “They’re not always going to have candidates running against each other statewide.” For his part, Pollina rejects any notion of being a “spoiler.” He says he had clear position dif ferences with Shumlin on issues like a single-payer health-care system and increasing taxes to pay for social services. “From my point of view, here was a candidate running as a Democrat who was essentially rejecting the things that Demo crats stood for,” Pollina says, acknowledging that some of his campaign rhetoric no doubt offended Democrats. “I was not fighting the Democratic Party; I was simply laying out an agenda that I thought would be good for Vermont.” Pollina says he didn’t believe his candidacy set back his party’s agenda. He and other Progs maintain that building a strong third party ultimately will benefit their constituency, even if it means occasionally seeing their initiatives derailed by the election

of opponents like Dubie. “What we’re talking about is longer-term political change — that’s the goal. That’s what you fight for,” Pollina says. “If you’re going to give up your principles « for short-term gain, you’re not necessarily ever going to get where you’re trying to go.” He rejects talk of a split on the left as simplistic, arguing that his candidacy brought many new voters into the process and drew the support of independents and Republicans. Perhaps not surprisingly, Shumlin has a different view. “I’ve had hundreds of liberal leaning Democrats who voted for Pollina in the race call me up and apologize for making a mistake,” he says. Shumlin thinks the Progres sive Party has benefited from the 11 years of Democratic Gov. Howard Dean’s moderate leader ship, and that having a Republican in office will provide more incentive for Democrats and Progressives to work togeth er. But he dismisses the notion that the Progs can ever be a majority party. “Moderate, independent vot ers will always be the swing vot ers in Vermont,” Shumlin says. “Anthony Pollina will never get enough liberals to be elected... he peaked at about 25 percent.” Shumlin adds that the 60 percent of voters who cast ballots for him or Pollina were a mix of liberal and moderate voters. “You need a candidate that can not only get the left wing of Vermont excited and engaged, you also need a candidate who can make independent voters feel comfortable,” he says. “No can didate will win in Vermont if they’re ideologically isolated on the left or right, unless it’s a three-way race. And then the right will always win. They [con servative Republicans] have nowhere to go.” For some in the Progressive Party, such as Clavelle, winning elections and advancing the agen da is more important than build ing the party. Others, including Sanders, say they’re not con vinced Progressives need to make a choice between idealistically building their organization and pragmatically compromising to advance its agenda. “It’s my view that for fairly obvious reasons neither the Republican Party nor many people in the Democratic Party are talk ing the issues or fighting the strug gles of the middle class or working families,” Sanders offers. “The end result of that is that both major parties have less support than they did 15 or 20 years ago. “This state today, for a lot of reasons and based on a lot of work by a lot of people, is one of the most progressive states in the country,” Sanders continues. “And as the political process moves forward, common sense has to prevail and compromises have to be made by both the Progressives and Democrats.” ®

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REVOLVER 2 .0 W/M0RGAN PAGE (house DJ), 10 p.m. $5. BIG JOE BURRELL (jazz-blues), ELLEN POWELL, MIKE SUCHER & PATRICIA JULIEN (jazz), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC.

J.IYE ACOnSTIC SERIES, EYE OH YOU

(blues/funk/rock),

(live hip-hop), Red

SCOW HARDKISS, DJ QDO (techno/house), Club Metronome, 10

MOBIUS BAND

demonstrated his unique touch at the tables. This Thursday, Hardkiss and

(post-rock),

Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

LIVE & DIRECT

DJ QDO do it in person at Club Metronome.

Priest were AWOL. Club owners that the missing MCs were en

:: c e n t r a l

OPEN MIKE,

route. However, as Cappadonna

Montpelier Community

and Remedy entertained the -

Coffee House, Rhapsody Main

crowd, it became apparent that

Street, 7 p.m. Donations.

the other two Wu were not going to make it.

TNT KARAOKE,

Farr's Roadhouse,

Cappa and Remedy put on a good gig — along with guest

:: n o r t h e r n

OPEN MIKE,

Kept Writer, 7 p.m.

NAMED BY STRANGERS

(rock),

Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

KARAOKE,

The Brewski, 9 p.m. NC.

(hip-hop showcase

W/I G, Da Champ, Prolific, DJ Big

Barrel, 10 p.m. $8. 18+

Meanwhile, anyone disap pointed enough to want a refund should bring their ticket stubs to the Higher Ground boxoffice.

:: s o u t h e r n

THE ZOO (modern-rock),

Lounge-Lo, but chances

are it'll be a while before the Clan returns to the Green .. Mountains. Nobody disses ■ + Vermont!

Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

p.m. $10.

mentation to his pounding, funky tracks. His Moonshine Records releases

club. But by show time,

had repeatedly been assured

Ri Ra

Square, 10 p.m. NC.

content with traditional club sounds, the New York native adds live instru

Cappadonna, Inspectah Deck, Killah Priest and Remedy were all scheduled to Inspectah Deck and Killah

Irish Pub, 8 p.m. NC.

developed a rep for pushing the boundaries of modern dance music. Not

Four of the Staten Island

9 p.m. NC.

Halvorson's, 8 p.m. $5.

Wu Tang Clan

rock the mike at the Winooski

(dance), Otter Creek

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

OPEN JAM

got a bit of a letdown at last Thursday's

group's top rhymers,

Ashley's, 9 p.m. NC.

9 p.m. NC.

HIP-HOP NO SHOW Local beat fans showcase at Higher Ground.

KARAOKE W/FRANK,

I “ LJ.oU by

KARAOKE,

NC.

Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

X U ll

(downtempo), The

Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC.

Pickle

SOUN D

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Saturday, february

Mad River Valley Center for the Arts in association with Seeds of Songpresents an eclectic string bhiegrass band with soulful funk and deep rock V roll influences that have graced the stages of the Telluride Bluegrass Festival, Berkfest A High Sierra.

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LINDNER BROS,

(old -tim e/b lue-

grass), Middle Earth Music H all,

8 p.m. $10.

[

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:: b u r lin g to n a r e a

THE WARRENS

(fo lk-p o p ), Radio

Bean, 9 p.m . NC.

BOUND

(D J; fe tish p a rty), 135

Pearl, 10 p.m . $5. L IV E

DJ,

Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m .

Trackside Tavern

18 Malletts Bay A ve., W inooski, 655-9542

NC.

SALAD DAYS (pop-rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m . NC. VOICE (hip-hop/drum 'n' b a ss), Red Square, 10 p.m . NC.

REGGAE BASHMENT W/NICKLE B, DEMUS, HERETICAL DAN, CELAH, DREAD LION & DJ MESZENJAH, Club Metronome, 10 p.m . $3.

MR. FRENCH

(ro c k ), Nectar's,

9:30 p.m . NC.

TOP HAT DJ,

j 53.

R asputin's, 10 p.m .

What w ith the Burlington area's increasing infatu a tion w ith a hip breed of nightclub, a certain com fort can be found in a good old sports bar. Sim p licity is the name of the game at the Trackside Tavern. Located o ff the main drag in Winooski, Trackside is a casual jo in t w ith a long wooden bar and scattered seating. Pool and darts provide the requisite alternative to watching one of the many TVs. Beer and sports advertisem ents adorn the w alls. On weekends, local bands get the crowd riled up w ith some classic rock 'n' roll. Smoking is allowed.

FU SIO N (hip-hop/reggae/dance; DJs Robbie J . & To xic), M illennium N ightclub, 9 p.m . $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m .

TOP HAT DJ

(Top 4 0 ), Ruben

Jam es, 10 p.m . NC.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P .'s Pub, 10 p.m . NC.

BIG JOE BURRELL

(ja z z /b lu e s ),

Waiting Room, 6 p.m . NC, fo l lowed by DJ A-DOG (lo u n g e/ acid -jazz), 10 p.m . NC.

LARRY BRETTS JUKEBOX

(rock/urban D J; DVDs), Sh-Na-

rKARAOKE KAPERS Na's, 8 p.m . $3.

(h o st Bob

Bolyard), S t. Jo h n 's Club, 8 p.m . NC.

FRI.31 » 30A

Angela's Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936. Ashley's, Merchant's Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494. Banana Winds Caf6 & Pub, Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jet., 879-0752. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Boon/s Grille, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. The Brewski, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Cambridge Coffeehouse, Dinner's Dunn Restaurant, Jeffersonville, 644-5721. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Charlie O's, 70 Main S t , Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main S t , St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main S t , Burlington, 865-4563. Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Farr's Roadhouse, Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-4053. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. The Fish, Rt 12, Northfield Falls, 485-7577. Franny O's, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno's Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Good Times Cafe, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777. Halvorson's Upstreet Cafe, 16 Church S t , Burlington, 6580278. Hector's, 1 Lawson Ln., Burlington, 862-6900. Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888. The Hungry Lion, 1145 Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5848. J. Morgan's at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 2235252. J.P.'s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. The Kept Writer, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242. Kincade's, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-4649. Leunig's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park S t , Essex Jet., 878-3309. Lion's Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, R t 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McDonough's, Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126. Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Mr. Mike's, 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072. The Monkey House, 30 Main S t , Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main S t , Burlington, 658-0466. Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Otter Creek Tavern, 35 Green St., Vergennes, 877-3667. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. The Pour House, 1900 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Ripton Community Coffee House, R t 125, 388-9782. Ri R£ Irish Pub, 123 Church S t , Burlington, 860-9401. Rozzi's Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sami's Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Sh-Na-Na's, 101 Main St., Burlington, 865-2596. St. John's Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church S t , Burlington, 864-9800. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Trinity Church, 137 Main, Montpelier, 229-9158. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valencia, Pearl S t 8i S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 658-8978. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. The Waiting Room, 156 S t Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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PICTURE THIS

(jazz), Upper Deck

:: n o r t h e r n

Pub, Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC.

RUN FOR COVER

NOBBY REED PROJECT

(blues),

A Taste of Dixie, 10 p.m.

NC.

MOISTBOYZ, INSTANT DEATH (rock), Trackside (DJ Hector

9:30 p.m. $5.

KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

p.m. NC, followed by

SUPER

(dance party/game

show), 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE,

SAND BLIZZARD

has spent the past 30 years playing with America's greatest rockabilly, blues and country-rock artists — including a 15-year stint as lead axe-man for The Band. On his own, Weider has released a string of

EMPTY POCKETS

City

Farris Roadhouse,

(bluegrass),

Trinity Church,;

(modern-rock), Pickle

(rock), Charlie 0's,

9:30 p.m. NC. (reggae), Mad Mountain

Tavern, 9 p.m. $4.

DIAZ & RUGGER

(hip-hop/r&b

DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC.

LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO (African a cappella legends),

(lounge/

beats), Waiting Room, 10 p.m.

S A T .0 1

:: b u r lin g t o n a r e a

Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC.

DJ CRAIG MITCHELL

DREAMLAND

(progressive

(jazz), Sweetwaters,

9 p.m. NC.

XTATIK W/KONFLIK & NASTEE (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

BOSTON HORNS

(funk), Nectar's,

9:30 p.m. NC.

JIM WEIDER BAND

LIVE MUSIC,

Henry's Pub, 9:30

p.m. NC.

JOE BONAMASSA, JOHN TOWER GROUP (blues-rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $10/12. 18+

EXIT ONLY

(rock), Trackside

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

NAKED AMBITION

(rock), Banana

Winds, 9 p.m. NC.

MANSFIELD PROJECT

(rock),

Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. $2.

(rock), Ri Ra Irish

Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

(rock/urban DJ; DVDs), Sh-NaNa's, 8 p.m. $3.

(alt-rock), Middle Earth

LIVE MUSIC v

Montpelier, 8 p.m. NC.

SCREWDRIVERS

Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE

house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

(jazz), J .

Morgan's, 7 p.m. NC.

U .N .I.

MUD CITY RAMBLERS

CHRIS MOORE, THE KENT VARI ETY (singer-songwriter, rock),

9 p.m. $3-5.

OPEN MIKE,

(hip-hop/house; DJs

Irie & Frostee), Millennium

NC.

Music Hall, 8 p.m. $10.50.

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

ALLISON MANN

CLUB MIXX

Flynn Center, 8 p.m. $35/28.

Barrel, 10 p.m. $8. 18+

(rock), Otter Creek

Club Metronome.

Rasputin's, 10 p.m.

$3.

DJ LUIS CALDERIN

FLYNN

Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

SMOKING GUN

TOP HATDJ,

9 p.m. $3-5.

(rock), Franny

TOP HAT DANCE PARTY,

(rock), Mr.

Mike's, 11 p.m. NC. AA

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m.

THE ZOO

:: c h a m p l a i n v a lle y

TNT KARAOKE,

(Latin/dance), The

HARD LUCK KID

Brewski, 9 p.m. NC.

(rock), Edgewater

0's, 9 p.m. NC.

Saturday, the Woodstock, New York, native plays an early show at

EL MUNDO

('70s-'80s DJs),

NC.

:: c e n t r a l

l ii I t I

(rock), Monopole,

9 p.m. NC.

so u th e rn

solid albums showcasing his genre-hopping guitar skills. This

9 p.m. NC.

Lion's Den Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

(DJ), G Stop,

Geno's Karaoke Club,

from 3 p.m. NC.

TELECASTER MASTER :: Jim Weider

(r&b/swing),

TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCI PLES (soul/blues), Matterhorn,

(live radio

show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4

SOUNDS DJ

DREAMWEAVER SUTTER KANE

Cobeo), CB's The Party Place,

WIZN BAR & GRILL

Donations. AA

Bayside Pavilion, 9 p.m. $5.

Tavern, 9 p.m .N C.

LATIN DANCE PARTY

SONGWRITERS IN THE ROUND W/BOB WILLIAMS, KAREN MCFEETERS & BEN BISHOP THE NATURALS

$10/12. 18+

RETRONOME 10 p.m. $2.

(folk), Kept Writer, 7 p.m.

(alt-rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m.

EXIT ONLY

(rock), Kincade's,

9 p.m. NC.

Henry's Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

LIVE DJ,

8 p.m. $8/10, followed by

KARAOKE,

Geno's Karaoke Club,

from 3 p.m. NC.

SAND BLIZZARD

(rock), Edgewater

Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/FRANK,

Franny 0's,

9 p.m. NC.

:: c h a m p l a i n v a lle y

GREENS

(jam ), Coffeehouse,

Charlotte Congregational Church, (roots rock;

7:30 p.m. Donations.

Band guitarist), Club Metronome,

-t N IG H T -C L U B ►

Sunday Feb.2 18+

Budw eiser KARAOKE Star Search! 99.9 The Buzz presents

MolsonMayhem intheMountains

W in a $1500 Radical Sabbatical, Joust in the M olson Mosh P it Score tons o f Buzz Booty in clud in g a Burton Snowboard!

VIRGINIA COALITION

18+, free w/college id until 10pm

Sunday Feb.9

18+

SEETHER W / R A & SOCIAL BURN

Wednesday Feb.12

TH E 2i+ RADIATORS

Wednesday Feb.26

TH E SA W DO CTO RS 21+

Sunday Mar.9 18+

STRANGEFOLK

Sunday Mar.16 21+

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THE GIN BLOSSOMS

Tickets available online or by phom

802/122-3035

Killington Road, Killington www.picklebarrelnightclub.com j

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—Turn On the Bright

Lights

2 . Rainer Maria —

Long Knives

Down 3. Calla —

Televise

4. Groove Armada — Love Box 5. David Gray — A New Day At

Midnight 6. Missy Elliott —

Under

E X I L E ON M A IN S T R E E T , BARRE

1. Norah Jones — Come Away

With Me

2. Susan Tedeschi — Wait For

2. Rolling Stones — Forty Licks 3. George Harrison —

3. Tony Bennett & k.d. lang —

3. Various Artists — 8 Mile

Brainwashed

A Wonderful World

Soundtrack

4. Bee Gees — Their Greatest Hits: The Record 5. Kid Rock — Cocky 6. Foo Fighters — One By One 7. Various Artists — Chicago Soundtrack 8. Martina McBride — Greatest Hits 9. Missy Elliott — Under Construction

4. Various Artists — 0 Brother

to the Head

7. Bob Dylan — Live 1975 (The

7. Alison Krauss & Union Station — Live 8. Jack Johnson — Brushfire

Bootleg Series Volume 5)

PEACOCK MUSIC, PLATTSBURGH

B U C H S P I E L E R M U S IC ,

Construction

8. Beck — Sea Change 9. Talib Kweli — Quality 10. Kathleen Edwards — Failer

m m m m Si

M O N T P E L IE R

4. Dixie Chicks — Horde 5. Beck — Sea Change 6. Coldplay — A Rush of Blood

Fairytales 9. David Gray — A New Day At

Midnight

V E R M O N T BO O K SH O P, M ID D L E B U R Y

CLUB m e c R o n o m e

1. Dixie Chicks — Home 2. Norah Jones — Come Away

1. Norah Jones — Come Away

With Me

WEDNESDAY

With Me

2. Avrit Lavigne — Let Go 3. Kid Rock — Cocky 4. Eminem — The Eminem Show 5. Dave Matthews Band —

THE BENDERS

Where Art Thou Soundtrack 5. Eva Cassidy — Imagine 6. Diana Krall — Live in Paris 7. Yo Yo Ma — Silk Roads Journeys: When Strangers Meet 8. Various Artists — Going Driftless: A Tribute to Greg Brown 9. Starline Rhythm Boys —

10. Duran Duran — Greatest Hits

10. Various Artists — Frida

music 31A

Busted Stuff 6. Puddle Of Mudd — Come

Clean 7. Coldptay — A Rush of Blood

to the Head

JANUARY 29

T R o

DJ JASCOTT HARDKISS NUARY 31

LO CAL REGGAE BASHMENT DEMUS. NICKEL B. HEARTICAL DAN

FRIDAY

CELAH, DREAD LION(ITATION SOUNDS! MESENJAH

8. Saliva — Back Into Your

System

Honky Tonk Livin'

9. Stone Sour — Stone Sour 10. System Of A Down —

10. Paul Asbell — Steel String

Toxicity

Americana

TH E ORDINARY WAY THE GRIFT

MONDAY

FEBRUARY 3

TO P S E LLE R S AT LOCAL IN D E P E N D E N T R EC O R D STO RES. DATE: SUNDAY 0 1 /1 9-SATURDAY 0 1 /2 5

MADD MIXX

(DJ), City Limits,

9 p.m. NC.

S U N .0 2 :: b u r lin g t o n a r e a

:: c e n t r a l

JONATHAN NEWELL BAND

(rock),

Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. $3-5.

SALAD DAYS (pop-rock),

Mad

Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4.

OLD-TIME SESSIONS,

JIM CHAR0NK0

(rock), Monopole,

9 p.m. NC.

ABBY & BART SHOW

(folk-rock),

The Brewski, 5 p.m. NC, followed

p.m. NC, followed by STONE SOUL PICNIC (jazz-fusion), 9 p.m. NC. JIM BRANCA (jump blues),

:: s o u t h e r n

VIRGINIA COALITION

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review th is THE ONION RIVER JAZZ BAND, RED HOT (Self-released , CD) The Onion River J a zz Band has been puttin' Dixieland shake in northern Vermont's shaker for alm ost 20 years, and at long last has released a CD show casing w hat th ey do best — an avalan ch e of top-notch New Orleans and Tin Pan Alley cla ssics. The septet's CD is dedicated to Tom S ta n zio la , a long-tim e member of th e band and one of the fin e st ja z z cla rin e tists in the N ortheast. Listenin g to th a t man w ail on ju s t about every one of th e 17 cuts w ill surely give you the sw eet Crescent City goosebum ps — he's th e real th in g . Another

CHRIS MOORE, JO Y & ABANDON (Drawing Room, CD)

treat: the reedy w arblings of th e group's banjo player and "corny song" aficionado Paul G ittelso h n . He pays trib u te to his hero Fats

It's natural to mellow w ith age; childhood hyp eractivity and teen ag e an g st q u ietly disapp ear and

Waller on "A Porter's Love Song to a Chambermaid" and "I'm Crazy

are replaced, w ith any luck, by a sense of so lid ity and self-aw aren ess. Midwestern singer-song-

'bout My Baby."

Red Hot w as recorded live last year at Burlington's

' First Congregational Church, w here th e band first performed to g eth er in 1984 as part of th e D iscover J a zz Festival. They sound right at

w riter Chris Moore seem s to be sm ack in th e m iddle of th is process. Formerly th e drummer for early-'80s hardcore group N egative Approach, th e Detroit n ative sp en t h is early years playing bone-rattling rock 'n' roll. A fter sp littin g from th e hardcore world,

home. The Onion River J a z z Band is y e t an other exam ple of th e

Moore fronted th e rootsy yet s t ill rocking Crossed Wire. A fter th ree d iscs and a couple regional

am azing m usical ta le n t th a t lives — lite rally — around every corner

to u rs, Moore decided to rein ven t him self as a co untrified singer-songw riter.

in Vermont.

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Joy & Abandon is Moore's third solo ou ting , a co llectio n of 11 m id-tem po folk-pop songs th a t draw equally from cla ssic and in d ie rock and vin tag e country. His vo cals sound like a cross betw een Dylan's sandpaper growl and N eil Young's lonesom e w hine. Likew ise, his songs offer

THE WARDS, GREATEST H IT S

greats. To t h is tra d itio n a list brew Moore adds in d ie depression , resu ltin g in a decidedly bleak

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world view.

I'm so glad th a t thing s have changed sin ce The Wards first emerged

and mandolin intro of "D erailed ." Before long, ad d itio n al gu itars and g u ttu ral bass flesh out the

on th e scene in th e '80s — at lea st with CD-R technology, th ey can

track, y e t the production keeps th e sound sim p le and dark. " I don't w anna cau se more ch ao s/

much of th e slanted p oetics and off-kilter rom anticism heard in th e works of th ese roots-rock

Joy & Abandon opens w ith Moore callin g "OK," then co u nting off th e ele g an t aco u stic guitar

now release

Wards Greatest Hits, a 60-track d isc containing alm ost

attract some more a tten tio n /th e re 's enough here to work off," Moore groans before crying th a t

all th eir recorded output to date. Lo cal rock scholars can rejoice at

he's "dizzy from waving flies out of my eye s." This is one do w n-and -o u t cowboy, a singer w allow

The World Ain't Pretty and Neither Are We (7 -in ch m ini LP), the five songs from Don't Make U.5. Shoot the Pershing 2 (7 -in ch EP), and both the Armed to the Teeth and Ripped Off in Boston ca sse tte s, as w ell as a bunch of

ing in country's drunken p ain.

unreleased tracks, and radio promo com m ercials. These locals co n

lead guitar. In "G et Used to It ," deep baritone g u itar lick s accom pany Moore's claim th a t he "felt

th e co n ven ien ce of having the 10 songs from

tin u e to play in the area, so

Greatest Hits allow s us to revisit th eir

early recordings w ith a b it of h isto rical perspective. I f only songs

The title track adds drums to th e mix and ups th e tem p o, if not th e mood. The sim p le guitar intro echoes

Harvest-era Young, and th e song builds to a clim ax th a t could in sp ire a barroom

sin g-alon g. "Plenty" is an excellen t alt-co u ntry cu t featurin g rum bling drums and a sad , w ailing lower than a worm in dirt." Moore's g reatest ta le n t is crafting in terestin g and unexpected m elodic sh ifts and turning so u l

like "Weapon Factory" s t ill had relevance, but, alas, it was w ritten

baring lin es in to hummable, b ittersw eet pop. This g ift and th e in die-rock in stru m en tation prevent

a t a tim e when a m ilitaristic, co n servative Republican was president

th e album from being an unbearable downer.

and many of our c iv il lib erties were in jeo pard y! The past never seemed so much like th e future. Crunchy punk sound, com pressed guitars and som etim es p olitica lly and so cially relevant lyrics. Classic

Overall,

Joy & Abandon is an engaging co llectio n from a sin ger-so ng w riter who can ch an n el

rock greats w hile developing his own unique, p erson al sound. G etting older doesn't sound so bad. Chris Moore comes to Burlington th is Saturday for a gig at Radio Bean. The Kent Variety open.

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ficionados of “The Love Boat” will tell you that the October 12, 1985 episode is famous for two reasons. The first is that all three of Ron Howards TV par ents appeared together in the same show. Tom Bosley and Marion Ross of “Happy Days” shared the cruise with Andy Griffith. The second reason is because of the second Andy. The Pacific Princess’guest manifest for program #223 included Andy Warhol, who played himself, but was nervous about his acting nonetheless. Ross later recalled, “He was very scared to be an actor. He was very sour-looking and damaged-looking, but he turned out to be the sweetest guy in the world.” The Fleming Museums current exhibition, “Andy Warhol Work and Play,” captures elements of both the sweetness and the vulnerability of the artist while offering at least one expla nation for what has made him one of America’s most famous artists. Warhol successfully marketed a prod uct, and that product was himself. But his initial artistic successes are what cata pulted him into pop-star status. The show offers glimpses of Warhols early career as a graphic artist and presents a small but intriguing collection of some of his best-known works, albeit none of the famous Brillo boxes. A companion exhibition includes photographs and memorabilia from the height of his reign over the New York avant-garde. Some of these were loaned by Warhol colleague,

after the actress’ suicide in 1962, and based the Jackie prints on AP photo graphs from shortly before and after her husband’s assassination. Both women can be considered pop commodities on their own, and critics have asserted that’s why they’re linked in Warhols work. An additional relationship seems to be that both became symbols of death. If Warhol’s work is remembered 100 years from now, it may be because of his subtle, persistent linkage between deca dence and consumer culture. Unlike his Op and Abstract f Warhol's work is remembered 100 years Expressionist xom now, it may be because of his subtle, contempo raries of the persistent linkage between decadence and New York School, Warhol was consumer culture. looking into the photographer-poet Gerard Malanga the future rather than refining artistic movements of the past. In doing so, he (see feature this issue). Warhol described his fascination with created a flat, brightly hued, almost cheerful apocalyptic vision of what multiples as if he had learned elocution America had become in the post-World from Yogi Berra. In 1963 he stated that one of the reasons he worked on series is War II era. The 10 pieces of Warhol’s 1971 because “You do the same thing... over and over again.” But that sameness was at “Electric Chair” folio included in “Andy the heart of pop culture and Warhol knew Warhol Work and Play” emphasize his it. He exploited the tools of his trade as a morbid leanings, as do his drawings graphic artist, particularly screen printing, from the early 1980s. The latter are more intimate, as Warhol’s hand is once to emphasize that repetition. .A Campbell’s soup can and examples again evident in his work. Crosses, Buddhas and other religious symbols of his Marilyn Monroe and Jackie appear, as do skulls. Ironically, during Kennedy series appear in the Fleming this period he also used a slide projector show. He began the Marilyn shortly to infuse his drawings with the consis

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A BREEZE FROM THE GARDENS OF PERSIA: 80 new works by 54 Iranian artists, from the Tehran Museum of Contemporary Art. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Reception January 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

SELENE COLBURN:

drawings, video and

performance, with an installation by the Political Knitters Project. Fire house Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception January 31, 5-7 p.m.

ELLEN ARAPAK0S: "One's Own Trojan Horse," paintings. L/L Gallery, Living/learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Reception January 31, 5-7 p.m.

PUTTIN' ON THE DOG: an exhibit pay ing homage to man's best friend.

tency of his screen prints. Warhol’s achievement was not techni cal. In the late ’60s he stated, “I think someone should be able to do all of my paintings for me.” His innovative use of screen printing was so clean, quick and simple that he did achieve that goal. He was a well-schooled colorist, not an orig inal thinker in the field. His chromatic ideas were variations on the studies of Josef Albers and successful applications of textbook recipes. A superficial view of Warhol’s career might seem like little more than a feast of cotton candy, and the Fleming Museum exhibit might leave some viewers feeling a little hungry. But there was more to Warhol than meets the eye, notwith standing his 1967 assertion that “I am not trying to educate people to see things or feel things in my paintings. There’s no form of education in them at all.” Perhaps he eschewed teaching, but Warhol was willing to learn. By the time he appeared on the “The Love Boat,” he had produced nearly 50 films. But his co-guest star Marion Ross told him he was “a really terrible actor” and began giving him acting lessons. Warhol appre ciated her instruction. His posthumous ly published diary recorded, “I really love [Marion] so much. She’s a wonder ful person, and she helps me.” It’s hard to believe that Warhol needed acting lessons from Richie Cunningham’s mom to help him better play himself. But that fact alone is enough to make him more interesting than Jackson Pollock. ®

Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Reception January 31, 5-8 p.m.

MATTHEW MAZZ0TTA: "Us," full-scale installation made from recycled and found materials. Green Door Gallery, behind Howard Space, 416 Pine Street, Burlington, 658-0307. Reception February 1, 7-10 p.m.

ON THE FARM: a group show of local

artists including paintings, sculpture, collages, assemblages, toys and books. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Reception February 1, 6-8 p.m.

FLORENCE SHAITUCK: "Flowers in

February," watercolors. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 872-2790. Reception February 2, 5-7 p.m.

GRACE COMMUNITY WORKSHOP EXHIBIT: More than 24 artists from two workshops of the Grass Roots and Community Effort show the fruits of their labors. Old Firehouse Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Reception February 4, 2-4 p.m.

For art workshops and instruction, see "classes" in Section B.

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HOLLY HAUSER: "Small Medium Large," encaustic and oil paintings on wood.

February 15.

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comparing equivalent aspects of life in

notable living artists from Bejing, fea turing paintings, sculpture and mixed

Burlington, 656-8833. Through February 8.

863-9400. Through February 16.

media. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington,

JANET MCKENZIE: "Dignity and

Celebration: Jesus of the People," fea

paintings, prints and drawings, 19481984, by the Pop artist, along with

turing the artist's award-winning Jesus 2000 painting and other recent works.

photographs and films, through June

St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 864-

SAN FRANCISCO ROCK POSTERS: the donated collection

0471. Through February 3.

Burlington residents Stephen and Trudi

excellence, and to art professor Bill

West and Avalon Ballroom 1966-67.

Davison, at the University of Vermont.

One set through April 13; another April 15 - July 13. Fleming Museum,

ton, 656-2014. Through January.

Burlington, 656-0750.

meat and other things. Radio Bean, 476-8644. February 1-28.

MATTHEW THORSEN: "Human

lence and social chaos. Yet many citizens were ju st trying to go

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE: "A Little Off the Top," paintings. Sneakers

about their business. Winooski photographer Dan Higgins took it upon himself to capture more sanguine images of ordinary life in

Bistro, Winooski, 899-1106. February 1 - March 1.

CHAIR-ITY EXHIBIT: A silent auction

accompanies the exhibit of chairs, pic

Puerto Cabezas and parallel situations in her then-new sister city, Burlington. Revisit these works through February 8 at UVM's

ture frames and mirrors handpainted by local artists, an annual fundraiser for Art's Alive. Smokejacks, Burlington,

Center for Cultural Pluralism. Pictured: Church Street's "Hotdog Lady" and a vendora Central America-style.

864-1557. January 31 - February 13.

JANE BRENNAN: "Rowers in Snow," dig ital floral photographs. Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library, Williston, 657-7514, #8024. February 1-28.

SEAN PAUL LAMBERT: "King of Collages," revolutionary assemblages.

Imago

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Drinks," black-and-white and color photographs. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through February 16.

FOSTER ARTS EXHIBIT: Sixteen

artists,

mentors and proteges show their work

Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burling

SOPHIE QUEST: 'Tales of the 21st

Century," acrylic paintings. Boardroom Cate, Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 860-2700. Through April.

GILLIAN KLEIN: "New York City,

Moments in Transit," recent oil paint ings. Penny Cluse Cate, Burlington, 324-4465. Through February 16.

LISA FORSTER BEACH: "Underlying

in the visual arts. Metropolitan Gallery,

Energies," abstract water media/acrylit

Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through January.

paintings. Artspace 150 at The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through January.

KEVIN BUBRISKI: black-and-white

pho

tographs taken over 10 years in Tibet and Kashgar. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through March 1.

JASON BOYD: "Out of the

Blue," new

mixed-media paintings. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 425-6350. Through January.

PAULA HASKELL: "Ladies,"

paintings.

Bar, Daily Planet, Burlington,

JANET FREDERICKS & DONA SEEGERS: paintings and mixed media; final show of gallery. Church & Maple Gallery, Bur lington, 863-3880. Through January.

CAROLYN WALTON, SKYE FOREST & TRACY VARTENIGIAN BURHANS: a

holiday show featuring paintings in oil and pastel. Luxton-Jones Gallery, 5955 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-8223. Through January.

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MARC AWODEY: "Meat," paintings about

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CONTEMPORARY ART OF CHINA: 10

Nicaragua. Center for Cultural Pluralism, Allen House, UVM,

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THREE ARTISTS FROM GRACE: Gayleen Aiken and fellow "outsider" artists

Side," photographs from the 1980s

SOUTHERN CONNECTORS In the 1980s,

ings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 2447801. Through February 1.

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SEASONAL GREETINGS

Local photographer

Jane Brennan is a past president of the Essex Art League and is now a teacher and consultant in interior design — including designing retail windows. But her eye for outdoor design is evident in her current exhibit, "Flowers in Snow," at the Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library in Williston. These vivid flowerscapes can make you believe in spring again. Pictured: "Star Burst."

rERNISSAGE 2003:

The annual show

features painting, sculpture, photogra phy and drawings by a group of local land national artists. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through January.

I ST OF THE HILL: mixed-media works Dy the UVM art department's finest, Mezzanine Balcony, through January;

HERB LEFF: kinetic reflective sculp tures, Main Reading Room, ongoing;

JAKE RIFKIN:

and wire sculptures, heading Room, ongoing. Fletcher Free .ibrary, Burlington, 865-7211. new photographs.

JD. LABERGE:

Bruegger's Bagels, Burlington, 8601995. Through January.

ISA M. DIVOLL-PAINTER: "Equine

: : c h a m p la in v a lle y MODERN MONGOLIA: RECLAIMING GENGHIS KHAN: costumes, artifacts, ger (home) replicas and other exhibits examine the legacy of the 13th-centu ry conqueror. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-3169. Through April 6.

CALEB KENNA: "Global Visions," an

by Albert Hadley. Shelburne Museum, 1 985-33-48. Through October.

Places-Hawaii,"

Studio School. Julian Scott Memorial

Court lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784.

Gallery, Johnson State College, 63^9863. Through January 30.

FEATURED ARTISTS EXHIBITION: mixed

Museum of St. Petersburg, Russia, including works by Bonnard, Cezanne,

February.

Proctor Elementary and Currier Memorial School in the Chaffee Gallery

Some Hats," photographs, short story by Stephen Leacock, designed by Peter

Arts, 514-285-2000. Through April 27.

about leisure life in 19th-century

for Young Artists. Chaffee Center for

Sibbald Brown. Brown Library Gallery,

Women Photographers in Paris, 1900-

Vermont, featuring art, documents and

the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Through February 16.

Sterling College, Craftsbury Common,

1901, a partial reconstruction of a his

586-7711. Through March 16.

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"c e n tra l MICHAEL T. JERMYN:

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PEGGY HENRY: "The Ways of Water,"

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Montpelier, 229-6112. Through February 2.

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Matthew (The Wedding Planner) McConaughey and Kate Hudson star in a bone headed romantic comedy about a dating experiment that backfires. (PG-13) Colin Farrell and Al Pacino are paired in this suspensefest about a fresh young CIA enlistee and the spy games his enigmatic trainer plays with him. Roger Donaldson directs. (PG-13)

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Fisher's tale of personal triumph is effective, but plays i ist and loose kth the facts.

nspirational tear-jerkers about victims who triumph over adversity have been a staple since the earliest days of filmmaking. From The Miracle Worker to A Beautiful Mind.., Hollywood has churned out a long line of true-life heart-tuggers. Some have earned a revered place in cinematic history. Others have launched or cemented suc cessful careers. Almost none have raised as many questions as Antwone Fisher. Denzel Washington makes his directo rial debut with the fact-based account of a troubled seaman who undergoes anger therapy with a naval psychiatrist (played by Washington), comes to terms with : traumas inflicted by the physical and sexu al abuse he suffered as a child, and leaves everyone involved a better human being. In the title role, Derek Luke delivers a convincing performance: getting into fre quent fistfights with his shipmates; reluc tantly telling Washington about atrocities committed by one foster mother (a supremely creepy Novella Nelson); and returning to his hometown of Cleveland and finding closure by confronting his family. Less convincing on a number of fronts, however, are the story itself and the unusu al way it wound up on the screen. First of all, how many profiles in courageous self discovery and transcendence are written by the subjects themselves? And I’m not refer ring to Fisher’s 2001 memoir Finding Fish. I’m talking about the three-hankie screen play he’d already put on paper eight years

prior to the book’s publication, during the time he worked as a security guard at Sony Pictures. And what sort of individual docu ments a childhood scarred by violence, abandonment and sexual abuse but then tells the press, “I lived every scene of it and I wouldn’t change anything about it,” as Fisher did in an April 8 interview? Isn’t change the whole point? Washington proves craftsmanlike behind the camera, though he’s infinitely more impressive as an actor, even in a sup porting role. The personal relationship that develops between his character and the eponymous patient has raised eyebrows, however. As journalists acquainted with military protocol have pointed out, it’s as implausible as it is touching. Ian Grey observed in the Baltimore City Paper, “Washington’s presentation of Navy health care procedures is not only inconsistent with medical ethics — it’s ridiculous.” In interviews, Fisher has maintained the realism of the movie, but on closer inspec tion the picture turns out to be rife with inaccuracies. For example, Fisher left the Navy well before he made his climactic pil grimage to Cleveland; the ex-soldier’s search for his family took years, whereas in the film it appears to occur over a long weekend. What Fisher left out of his saga also makes you wonder. He didn’t actually stand up to his abusive foster mother and walk out of her house; a conscientious social worker discovered his mistreatment and removed him. His birth mother, once con-

tacted, never refused to communicate with her son; the two corresponded for a time but eventually ceased by mutual disinterest. The writer leaves some significant employment history off his movie resume as well: three years as a guard at Terminal Island, a facility infamous for its inhumane treatment of prisoners; and his role in a prostitution and drug ring known to sell small children for sex. As for his latest ven ture: While his book jacket claims the mis understood youth would go on to “become one of Hollywood’s most well-paid and sought-after screenwriters,” I failed to find evidence of this beyond minor rewrite work on classics like Rush Hour and Money Talks. A line in the movies closing credits reads, “Some of the characters and events depicted in this film are fictional.” We’ll probably never know how many have been added, or omitted. A few things, though, are beyond doubt: Antwone Fisher is a competendy calibrated feel-good machine. It’s as effective as anything on the Lifetime Channel, which is probably where this project would have wound up if not for Washington’s involvement. No question Fisher endured unspeak able treatment. However, the viewer has every right to wonder about a victim who has shared his experiences so enthusiasti cally with a Hollywood agent, so’eagerly parlayed his pain into fame. The 44-yearold has crafted one hell of an homage to himself. Forgive me if I find the whole thing a little bit Antwone Fishy. ®

V 2 j ack Nicholson stars in the latest from Alexander (Election) Payne, the saga of a retired and recently widowed insurance compa ny actuary who embarks on a journey of self-discovery in a 35-foot motor home. With Kathy Bates and Hope Davis. Nicolas Cage and Meryl Streep star in the latest from Being John Malkovich director Spike Jonze, a hallof-mirrors hoot in which the lives of an LA screenwriter, his deadbeat brother and a famous author become strangely entangled. With Chris Cooper. (R) * * 1 / 2 Denzel

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Washington makes his directorial debut and costars in the fact-based account of a young sailor who overcomes a troubled past to pursue his dream of one day becoming a Hollywood screen writer. Derek Luke stars. (PG-13) In his latest documentary, Roger & Me director Michael Moore chats it up with a series of colorful and gun-loving char acters in his exploration of America's penchant for violence and firearms. (R)

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sloppy drunks. Leigh has a penchant for examining misery. Sometimes, as in Life Is Sweet and Secrets and Lies, he infuses his films I with enough humor to help the harsh med-1 icine go down. But the writer-director doesn’t blink when probing the grimmest corners of human existence, as he does in I the disturbing Naked. After his atypical involvement with his- I torical costume drama in 1999’s TopsyTurvy, a musical about Gilbert and Sullivan’s operetta partnership, Leigh has I returned to the familiar terrain of contem- I porary working-class communities. The ensemble in All or Nothing includes many I terrific performers who have been part of his loose-knit acting troupe for years. Their I approach to each project incorporates both I the rigor of rehearsals and, though they’re S following a script, the freedom of improvi-1 sation. As a result, nothing feels contrived in Leigh’s pictures. They tend to capture the I unflinching realism so often lacking even irl theoretically g u t s y American independent releases. This is not to say his tales lack j uplift. Other than Naked, about women injured by a brutally obsessive young man, the characters in each film somehow man- I LE S LE Y MANVILLE AND TIMOTHY SPA LL age to reach self-awareness, if not redemp- I tion. After a crisis, the Bassetts — an appro- ) priate name, given Spall’s hangdog appear tain sense of foreboding. Although those stark exteriors reflect the downward mobili ance — begin to find the courage to ty of three families living there, what makes change. The message seems to be that no this story so compelling is their needlessly matter how impossible the odds against - fl actual happiness, a little affection can’open I broken hearts. Timothy Spall and Lesley Manville are the creaky doors to salvation. brilliant as Phil and Penny Bassett, a couple The Hollywood Reporter is just going through the motions after two always a reliable source for entertainment decades of common-law togetherness. He’s news relevant to Vermont. A recent issue I a sad-sack cab driver psychologically para of the trade magazine yielded information I lyzed by fatalism; she’s a hard-working about several productions in the pipeline: supermarket cashier who resents his lack of • The screenplay for Mona Lisa Smi/e.l ambition. Their overweight teenaged chilwith Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles and current “It Girl” Maggie Leigh's pictures tend to Gyllenhaal, was written by Lawrence Konner and Mark Rosenthal. The scribes I capture the u n flin ch in g were Burlington residents in the 1970s, when Konner sold homemade sandwiches I realism so often lacking door-to-door at UVM dorms. • For better or worse, Luis Guzman of I even in theo retically gutsy Cabot is featured in Dumb & Dumberer: I When Harry Met Lloyd, a kind of sequel I Am erican independent to the Jim Carrey comedy without Jim Carrey. releases. • Hidalgo, written by the Stowe area’s I John Fusco of Thunderheart fame, stars 1 Viggo Mortensen, a hunky hero in Lord 0,1 dren show telltale signs of dysfunction: the Rings. Rachel (Alison Garland), a nursing home • Seabiscuit has Tobey Maguire, Jeff janitor, is seriously withdrawn. The unem Bridges and Chris Cooper, the orchard I ployed Rory (James Corden) is lazy and thief in Adaptation. William H. Macy, a I belligerent. In a nearby flat, Penny’s pal Maureen — Goddard College graduate who keeps a get I away home in Woodbury, is also in the I a single mother portrayed by the riveting Ruth Sheen, known for her work in Leigh’s cast. Look for him, too, in a thriller called I 1988 High Hopes — has a more cheerful U-Boat as well as Cooler, which earned I raves at the just-ended Sundance Film outlook. Yet her own angry daughter Festival. (Helen Coker) is entangled in a dead-end • And as director of what might turn relationship with a narcissistic boy. The occupants of the third household in out to be the late Nell Carter’s final role, Burlington native Martin Guigui is credit this tortured triumvirate may be the most ed with Swing, a fantasy that dares to pair damaged. Samantha (Sally Hawkins) is a sexpot Jacqueline Bisset and comic sarcastic adolescent whose promiscuity Jonathan Winters. ® masks her dismal upbringing by parents who are not just alcoholics but fall-down, n the gloom of a harsh winter, you can’t blame moviegoers for seeking the escapism of romantic comedies. But for anyone fed up with quickly forgotten Hollywood driv el like Just Married, Mike Leigh’s All or Nothing offers a bleak portrait of love that lingers in the memory long afterward. The film, playing this weekend as part of the World Cinema Series at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier, is guaranteed to make even the most depressed soul feel giddy by com parison. The setting alone — a drab South London housing project — creates a cer-

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Worlds collide when Nia Bardalos, as the daughter of a Greek restaurant owner, falls for a WASP-y high school teacher played by John Corbett in this shoestring romantic comedy. (PG) * * * 1 / 2 Jason Patric and Ray Liotta are teamed in Joe Carnahan's crime thriller about narcotics cops investigating the suspicious killing of a young officer. Busta Rhymes and Chi McBride costar. (R) Dennis Dugan directs this buddy film about a pair of sad sack security guards who unwittingly uncover a big-time smuggling operation. Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn star. (PG-13) Roman Polanski's lat est earned top honors at the Cannes Rim Festival and features Adrien Brody as a Polish musician who spends years elud ing Nazi soldiers in Warsaw. Also starring Frank Rnlay and Ed Stoppard. (R)

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drama 'BETRAYAL':

m essage. Essex Middle S ch ool C afeteria, 8 &

Vermont Stage Company puts on

with her husband's best friend. FlynnSpace,

Also see clubdates in Section A.

BEAUSOLEIL AND MARCIA BALL:

Cajun

words

Bur-lington, 7:30 p.m. $19-25. In fo , 863-

film

5966.

'SPIRITED AWAY':

'L'lNCORONAZIONE DI POPPEA':

Music by

blues meets New O rleans roadhouse boogie

Monteverdi en livens th is 17th-centu ry drama

in a high-energy roots dou ble-b ill. Flynn

se t in Nero's court. Center for the Arts,

Center, Burlington, 7 :3 0 p.m . $ 2 8 -3 4 . In fo ,

Concert Hall, Middlebury College, 8 p.m . $3-

8 6 3 -5 96 6 .

5. In fo , 4 4 3 -6 4 3 3 .

'A CHRISTMAS CAROL':

See ex h ib itio n s in Sectio n A.

9 a.m . Free. In fo , 8 7 2 -7 1 7 3 , ext. 1 54.

an intriguing drama about a woman's affair

music

art

Delta team rem inds us of Dickens' tim eless

In th is aw ard-w inning

WRITING GROUP:

Penmen and women generj

ate new ideas and get in sta n t feedback at

Anime film , a young girl v is its a haunted fa ir

w eekly free-w rite se ssio n . Kept Writer

ground where her parents are turned in to pigs.

Bookshop, St. A lb an s, 6 p.m. Free. In fo ,

Catam ount Center for th e A rts, S t. Johnsb ury,

5 2 7 -6 2 4 2 .

7 p.m . $ 6 .5 0 . In fo , 7 4 8 -2 6 0 0 .

lectures

Christm as may have

HARLEM RENAISSANCE TALK:

come and gone, but Essex Middle School's

Learn about

th e A frican-A m erican a rtists who thrived in uptown New York during th e early 1900s. S tu d en t Center Lobby, A llio t Hall, St.

s c e n e @ T H E BRO O KFIELD ICE H ARVEST B R O O K F I E L D , S A T U R D A Y , J A N U A R Y 2 5 , 1 0 :3 0 A.M.-1 RM ,

For th e p a s t 23 y ears, o n th e la s t S atu rd ay

M ichael's College, Colchester, 7 :3 0 p.m. Free. In fo , 6 5 4 -2 5 3 6 .

OPERA LECTURE:

Music professor Stacy Moon

speaks about Middebury College's productior

of January a t 10:30 a.m . sharp, Al Wilder has

kicked off the Ic e Harvest on Su nset Lake, a

A rts, Middlebury College, 1 2 :3 0 p.m. Free.

stone's throw from the Brookfield Floating

L'Incoronazione di Popped. Center for the

In fo , 4 4 3 -6 4 3 3 .

'THE EARTH AS BODY':

Bridge. I've heard th is is a prime swimming

D iscover the healing

spot in summer; in w inter it's ideal for cutting

tech n iq u e s of th e Tzu tu jil Mayan sham ans o

and hauling 200-pound blocks of ice — th a t is,

G uatem ala. Dewey Campus Center, Johnson

if you've got a single-handled saw, a "breaker

S tate College, noon - 2 p.m . Free. In fo,

bar" and a trusty pair of "creepers."

6 3 5 -1 4 7 6 .

'COFFEE & CHOCOLATE' TALK:

Al gave us a history lesson on th e to o ls of

Martin

the trade, w hich "back in th e old days"

Prechtel d iscu sses contem porary Mayans'

involved a horse-drawn rig fitted with two

struggle to retain th e ir indigenous culture.

adjustable runner blades. This contraption

Dibden Center for th e Arts, Johnso n State

would be used to score th e surface, ch ecker

College, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 3 5-1 47 6 .

ECONOMIC JUSTICE LECTURE:

board fash io n , in preparation for cu ttin g and hauling. One of th e se "scoring plows" w as on

An exiled

Colom bian trade u n io n ist addresses the

site and even fu n ctio n al, but our host opted

struggle a g ain st corporate g lo b alizatio n.

for the dram atic ch ainsaw method.

Jo h n Dewey Lounge, Lafayette Hall, UVM,

The key to maintaining blood circulation at

B u rling to n, 6 p.m . Free. In fo , 22 9-0 00 9 .

MIDDLE EAST SERIES:

an ice harvest is audience participation. Once an

Isra e li co n flict back to th e 1800s.

try our hand at plucking monster cubes from the lake. "Who needs to get warm?" A l asked, eye ing the crowd. I made a conscious effort to stop shivering. The last thing I wanted was to put my back out. A nugget of harvesting lore had lodged itself firmly in my brain: "Ice cakes" were commonly used as ballast in ships. But after w itnessing people both tw ice and half my age yank the saber-toothed saw through 26 in ches of solid lake, bash loosened

A St. Mike's history

professor traces the origins of the Arab-

in itial hole had been cut, we were a ll invited to P H O TO : J E B W A L LA C E -B R O D E U R

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key-style — on the hoisting rope, I decided it

p.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 2 -9 6 1 6 .

Indiana and the native from Chelsea who all

was my turn . The rhythm of th e saw cam e n at

showed up Saturday, ice harvesting in Brook

urally. I t w as the breaker bar — a m an-sized

field is the real thing — a true taste of our

kids

iron pitchfork w ith two giant tin es — th a t I

state's history. Thanks to Al Wilder and his cold-

'MOVING & GROOVING':

couldn't control. "O h!" said Al, every tim e I

proof assistan ts, the industry th at disappeared

m issed th e mark. "Oh! Way off!"

in 1930 is still alive and w ell, at least here.

Free Library, B u rling to n, 1 1 -1 1 :3 0 a.m . F r e e .l

According to the researcher from Ferrisburgh, -

the ice diver from New Jersey, the couple from

Youngsters ages 2

through 5 dance and play at th e Fletcher In fo , 8 6 5 -7 2 1 6 .

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war ag ain st terrorism . Top of Church Street,

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Yogis engage in

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BOOK & MUSIC FAIR:

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Jew ish reads and sounds a t Temple S in a i, S. Burlington, 9 :3 0 -1 1 :3 0 a .m . Free. In fo , 86 25125.

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] IALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Che bello! Italian speakers practice and im prove th eir

Lhamo or her stunning voice. Born into the scourge of Chinese occupation, Lhamo somehow survived a childhood of poverty and despair, secretley learning traditional tunes taught by her grandmother.

language skills. Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library, W illisto n, 7 :1 5 -9 p.m . Free. In fo , 879-8957.

(jODDARD MEETING:

Com m unity members

and alum ni d iscu ss the future of Goddard College at th e Kellogg-Hubbard Library,

Following a perilous Himalayan escape, the "Goddess of Song" found inspiration in the Dalai Lama's blessing and asylum in

Montpelier, 6 -7 :4 5 p.m . Free. In fo , 2233338.

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Caring adults learn

Australia. Since being discovered by Peter

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Gabriel, she has recorded two albums of sacred chants and inspired originals, and mesmerized audiences at WOMAD and Lilith Fair festivals. "Lhamo carries the weight of the world with the grace of a dove," offers Newsweek. "When she sings, it's as near to heaven as you're ever going to get."

youth from Secretary of State Deborah Markowitz. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. In fo , 8 6 0 -1 6 7 7 , ext. 35.

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AUSOLEIL AND MARCIA BALL:

January 30. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth See

College, Hanover, N.H., 6 & 9 p.m. 522.

January 29. Lebanon Opera House, N .H .,

Info, 603-646-2422.

7:30 p.m. $ 27-32. In fo , 6 0 3 -4 4 8 -0 4 0 0 .

YUNGCHEN LHAMO:

The Tibetan protege of

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Buddhist sp iritu a lity and her n ation's p o liti ca l plight. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth

ENVIRONMENTAL TALK:

A member of

Dartmouth's enviro nm ental studies depart

College, Hanover, N .H ., 6 & 9 p.m . $ 2 2.

m ent d iscu sses th e psychology of w ell

In fo , 6 0 3-6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

being. Aiken Center, UVM, Burlington, 1 2 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 5 6 -3 26 9 .

ISRAEL PRESENTATION:

dance LINE DANCING:

a t S t. Anthony's Church H all, Bu rling to n, 710 p.m . $6 . In fo , 5 1 8 -2 9 7 -3 2 0 2 .

drama

Com m ittee shares h is p erspective on the

See Jan u ary

'A CHRISTMAS CAROL': See Ja n u a ry 29. 'GUNSLINGER' AND 'BEAVER FALLS': Lost

Auditorium , Burlington City H all, 8-11 p.m .

STORYTELLING:

Find out how Mayans' thoughts

dent ensem ble performs a contem porary

Library & Learning Center, Joh nso n State

adaptation of Purcell's opera,

College, 4 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 3 5 -2 35 6 .

Aeneas. Spaulding A uditorium , Hopkins

RURAL TRANSPORTATION TALK:

A tran sit

one-person play set in a 1960s Pennsylvania

Old Mill build ing , UVM, Bu rling to n, 5 -6 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 5 6 -0 00 9 .

Tots ages 3-5 get tog ether for easy listen ing

is tic Tokyo. Loew A uditorium , Hopkins

P int-size bladers take

10-11 a.m . $5 . In fo , 8 6 5 -7 5 5 8 .

activism

See exhib itio n s in Sectio n A.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL:

Brandon w riter Aim ee

Amodio reads her aw ard-w inning sci-fi short story, 'What Becam e of th e King.' Ilsle y Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m . Free. In fo ,

7 p.m . $ 10. In fo , 8 6 2 -2 2 0 7 .

See Janu ary 29.

'CINDERELLA BALLET ON ICE':

Consider th e b en efits of knowing and pro

Hunting Down the Monk. Farrell Room, S t. Edmunds Hall, S t. M ichael's College, Colchester. Noon. Free. In fo , 6 5 4 -2 5 3 6 .

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29, Tom Breslin Center, Lyndonville.

world's m ost so ug ht-after ax men lay down hot Latin licks by V illa-Lob os, A lb eniz and

and m ountain co m m u nities of Nepal. B eth an y Congregational Church, Montpelier

BUDDHISM TALK:

An expert reveals Tibetan)

transform ation and healing tip s. Howden

Hall Com m unity Center, B risto l, 7 p.m . $10 In fo , 4 5 3 -3 4 3 1 .

kids 'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI':

Kids sing]

playing friend Gigi W eism an. Fletcher Free Three N ational

scoo ters a t a w eekend-long celeb ration .

Library, B u rling to n, 11 a.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -7 2 1 6 .

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP:

L ittle ones let

Sheraton Convention Center, Burling to n,

loose in a fu n , friendly, to y-filled atm os

7-11 p.m . $ 23. In fo , 8 7 9 -9 3 5 0 .

phere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 1 0 -1 1 :3 0 a.m. Free. In fo , 4 5 3 -3 0 3 8 .

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP:

drama 'GUNSLINGER' AND 'BEAVER FALLS':

Some of the

A slide pre

se n tatio n take s listen ers to th e high peaks

8 6 2 -5 0 8 2 .

Children and th e ir careg ivers gather for crafts, reading and m usic-m aking. C h arlotte Com m unity S ch o o l Cafeteria, 9 :1 5 -1 0 :4 5 a.m . Free. In fo , 9 8 5 -5 0 9 6 .

See

Janu ary 30 , 8 p.m .

BRAZILIAN GUITAR QUARTET:

OUTDOOR ADVENTURE SERIES:

along w ith Robert Resnik and his fidd le

Jan u ary 29. $ 2 1 -2 7 .5 0 .

music

See January

Place, Essex J u n c tio n , 9 :3 0 p.m . $5 . In fo ,

'BETRAYAL': See Janu ary 29 , $ 2 1 -2 7 .5 0 . TINCORONAZIONE DI POPPEA': See

A lso, se e clu b dates in Sectio n A.

lectures

Warm up your body

tectin g your lo cal b ioregion. Radio Bean, Bu rling to n, 6-7 p.m . Free. In fo , 4 3 4 -8 5 5 8 .

ECONOMIC JUSTICE LECTURE:

Burlington, 5 & 8 p.m . $ 3 2 -4 2 . In fo , 86 3-

Square Dance callers direct hundreds of boot-

S t. Mike's professor Adrie

Kusserow shares pieces from her co lle ctio n ,

Thirty-five

the rags-to-riches fairy tale . Flynn Center,

SQUARE DANCING FESTIVAL:

'SENSE OF PLACE' DISCUSSION GROUP:

lectures

7 p.m . $7. In fo , 2 4 4 -7 0 3 7 .

with sp icy Salsa moves. CB's The Party

3 8 8 -4 09 5 .

Latin dancing . J a zze rc ize Stu d io, W illisto n,

5966.

etc

ECONOMIC JUSTICE LECTURE:

S ing les and couples of a ll

LATIN DANCE PARTY:

art

4 5 3 -2 9 6 0 .

Montpelier, 6 :3 0 p.m . In fo , 2 2 9 -9 15 8 .

slide through Sergei Prokofiev's se ttin g of

p.m . $6. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

POETRY READING:

dance

6 5 2 -7 08 0 .

'ITTY BITTY SKATING':

Toe Bone and the Tooth,

Bridge S ch o o l, Middlebury, 7 p.m . $2 0. Inftj

29 , Trinity United M ethodist Church,

ice dancers from S t. Petersburg slip and

to th e ice a t Leddy Park Arena, Burlington,

MEET THE AUTHOR:

p.m . $1 8. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

a t th e South Burlington Library. Free. In fo ,

Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7

words

Dido and

ages learn th e b asics of ballroom , Sw ing and

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORY TIME:

Pueblo In d ian and Mayan

sham an Martin P rech tel shares stories from his autobiography,

stu

Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 8

DANCE SOCIAL:

kids

embarks on a supernatural jo u rn e y to futu r

$ 1 0 -2 0 . In fo , 4 3 4 -8 1 0 3 .

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE GLEE CLUB: The

fer from m ost Americans'. Ellsw orth Room,

steel tow n. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier,

X : To save th e world from ap ocalyp se, a man

Lo cal m usicians perform

Burling to n, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 4 -0 2 1 8 .

to keep people m oving. Joh n Dewey Lounge,

Ja n u ary 29 .

See ex h ib itio n s in Sectio n A.

Sw anton, 8 p.m. $2-5. In fo , 655-5 03 0 .

BREAD BASH:

art words

Nation Theater kicks off its new season w ith a

'SPIRITED AWAY': See

Larsson and Franck at MVU High School,

m edieval, Celtic, ja z z and folk tun es to raise

dance-theater spoof on th e "Old West" and a

film

7 4 8 -2 6 0 0 .

funds for Burlington Bread. Contois

tech no log y expert addresses in n o vative ways

7:30 p.m. $21. In fo, 229-0492.

In fo , 6 5 6 -4 4 5 5 .

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: Talented

United S ta te s, Isra e l and th e Am erican-

on th e en viro nm ent, money and power d if

29.

th e A rts, S t. Joh nsb u ry, 7 p.m . $ 6 .5 0 . Info

Je w ish com m unity. O havi Zedek Synagogue,

MAYAN TALK:

'BETRAYAL': See Janu ary 29 . TINCORONAZIONE DI POPPEA':

Irelan d in to c iv il war. Catam ount Center foi

R ecital Hall, Burling to n, 7 :3 0 p.m . $2 5.

young m usicians play works by Rossini, Elgar,

The le g isla tiv e direc

tor of th e Am erican Isra e l Public Affairs Show off your fancy footwork

a variety of Brazilian com posers. UVM

'LAURA INGALLS WILDER: GROWING UP ON THE PRAIRIE': Kids relive th e adven-1 tures of th e fam ous pioneer fam ily.

film

Param ount Theatre, Rutland. 10 a.m . $4.

'BLOODY SUNDAY':

The do cum entary recounts

In fo , 7 7 5 -0 9 0 3 .

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iff°' oL |)n oT n+ DIE BUT GOODIE' BASKETBALL LEAGUE: en over 35 prove they can s t ill move on [he court. Edmunds Middle School, urlington, 6 :4 5 -9 :4 5 p.m . Free. $ 5 00 /team . nfo, 864-0123.

WINTER CARNIVAL:

Watch some of the

ation's fastest co lleg iate skiers race down [he slopes of Stowe M ountain, 9 am. Free.

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RG A ZIN G : A co n stellation co nno isseur kes you on a tour of th e w inter sky. [incoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. In fo , 4 5 3-2 66 5

; A \ T0 ®f ) 1 IUS1C see clubdates in Section A.

ITMOUTH COLLEGE GLEE CLUB:

See

inuary 31.

IRISH THE LADIES:

D istaff dynamos get

ie Eire up with an evening of trad itio nal [Irish music and step -d ancing . Chandler inter for the Arts, Randolph, 8 p.m. $18|6. In fo, 728-9 87 8 .

IPLE'S CHOICE CONCERT:

Enjoy a fam ily-

friendly evening of ja z z , show tu n es, c la ss i cal music and sk its. Faith United M ethodist lurch, S. Burlington, 7 p.m . $10. In fo , 163-6764.

ITHEAST FIDDLERS ASSOCIATION CONIRT: Bowbenders show off th e ir sk ills at

the Veterans of Foreign Wars building, lorrisville, 1 -5:30 p.m . Donations. In fo , l[44-j5537.

IYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO:

The celebrat-

a cappella ensem ble brings trad itio n al South African sounds to th e Flynn Center, Bjurlington, 8 p.m. $2 8-3 4. In fo , 8 6 3 -5 9 6 6 .

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SUPPERS AND SLIDERS

With skates replacing glass slippers, 35 Russian champs take on five tons of frozen water in this frigid take on an old fairy tale. Following up last year's sliding and gliding rendition of Sleeping Beauty, the renowned St. Petersburg State Ice Ballet puts its unique spin on the classic rags-to-riches fable. Cinderella dances with kitchen utensils before doing the good deed that enables ~ her to have a ball and take a ride on love's slippery slope. Full opera-house sets, captivating costumes and the music of Sergei Prokofiev provide the backdrop for what the Los Angeles Times calls a "dizzying combination of fairy tale magic, flowing tutus and thrilling skating spins and leaps."

WARE DANCING FESTIVAL:

See

CINDERELLA BALLET ON ICE. Friday, Jan u ary 31. Flynn C enter, B urlington, 5 & 8 p.m . $ 3 2 -4 2 . In fo , 8 6 3 -5 9 6 6 .

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Shake off your w inter

blahs to live music a t the Frederick Tuttle Middle School, S. Burlington, 8-11 p.m . $20 per couple. In fo , 8 7 8 -3 7 9 9 .

CONTRADANCE: Atlantic

BORDERS STORYTIME:

Little ones listen to

th eir favo rite ta le s at Borders, Burlington, 11

a.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -2 71 1 .

CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION: Welcome

drama

etc AUCTION:

Restaurant and ho tel g ift ce rtifi

cates, lo cal m erchants' goods and w inter

in the Year of the Sheep with an in teractive

sports equipm ent are up for grabs at th is

stompin' tunes at the Capitol City Grange,

fam ily program featuring Dartmouth's

Colchester Rotary Club b en efit. Colchester

Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. In fo, 744-6163.

Chinese Dance Troupe. Alumni Hall, Hopkins

WALTZ & AUCTION:

Crossing provides foot-

Get dolled up to dance

and spend a t th is gala hosted by the Vermont Symphony O rchestra. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 6 :3 0 p.m . $ 1 25 . In fo , 8 6 4-5 74 1 , ext. 10.

Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 11 Youngsters ages 8-15 ham it

up for a part in The Universe and Other Stuff, a cosm ic m usical comedy and hip-hop history lesson presented by Theater Kids of

drama

Vermont. Essex Memorial Hall, Essex Center,

"BETRAYAL": See

10 a.m . Free. In fo , 8 7 8 -2 4 9 3 .

Janu ary 29, 2 & 7 :3 0 p .m .,

$ 1 7-2 7.50 .

'GUNSLINGER' AND "BEAVER FALLS': See January 30, 8 p.m .

'THE FELON'S DAUGHTER":

SIERRA CLUB FAMILY TREK:

her stalw art sw eetheart and a sneering v il lain. River Street Theater, Saranac Lake, 7 :30 p.m . $18. In fo , 5 1 8-8 9 1 -1 8 5 4 .

GAME SUPPER:

Munch on moose, beaver, elk

and venison provided by lo cal hunters. Am erican Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 6-9 Salsa dancing and trad itio n

al Cuban fare help you forget about the

Parents and

film stalk th is com edic melodrama se t in a 1950s country m ansion. Loew A uditorium , Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 & 9 :3 0 p.m. $6. In fo , 6 0 3-6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

'STRONG ROOTS, FRAGILE FARMS':

W illie

Nelson hosts th is docum entary about glo b al ization's im p act on fam ily farms in the United S ta tes, Mexico and th e P hilip pin es. Christ Church, Montpelier, 1 2 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 2 2 3-7 22 2 .

Canadian artist Barbara Lang

In fo , 4 2 5 -3 3 7 7 .

sport UVM WINTER CARNIVAL: See February 1. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Bring your Hampshire's W hite Mountains. Meet at UVM metered parking lot near the w ater tower, Burlington. Free. In fo , 8 7 9 -7 41 9 .

CROSS-COUNTRY SKI MARATHON:

racers take to th e trails of th e Craftsbury Outdoor Center, Craftsbury Common, 9 a.m . Free. In fo , 8 0 0 -7 2 9 -7 7 5 1 .

LUGE CHALLENGE:

Learn b asic luge te c h

race ag ain st the clock for prizes. Smugglers' Notch Resort, Jefferso n v ille, 9 a.m . Free.

Hardwick, 11 a.m . Free. In fo , 4 7 2 -5 1 1 3 . Check out Jap an ese

W illiston, 11 a.m . Free. Info, 879-1236.

S t., Bu rling to n, 11 a.m . & 1 :3 0 p.m . Free. Ski, snow shoe or

scavenger hunt around th e grounds of the

652-5 13 8 .

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VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA:

See Janu ary

31, Flynn Center, Burlington, 3 p.m . $10.

the passage of Vermont's landmark law. First

Ja zz lovers bring th eir

lectures COIN SILVER PRESENTATION:

A talk on coin

favo rite CD or LP recordings to a listen ing

silv er m anufactured in Chittenden County is

session hosted by Vermont Public Radio

sure to in te re st antiq ue lovers and history

jazzm an George Thom as. Christ Church

buffs alike. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington,

Parish Hall, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m . $7. In fo ,

1 :30 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 5 8 -1 04 7 .

JAM SESSION:

Bluegrass m usicians gather for

an afternoon of finger pickin' fun . Ohavi

JIM BRANCA:

The blues singer and guitar

slinger offers up edgy orig inals along w ith tim eless blues and so ul cla ssics. Borders, Burlington, 3 p.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -2 7 1 1 .

VAUGHN RECITAL SERIES:

Boston vo cal

R ecital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 4 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

'CLASSICOPIA':

Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, a.m . - 4 p.m . Free. In fo , 72 3-6 55 1 .

A p ian ist, v io lin is t and mezzo-

soprano collabo rate on cham ber works by Brahm s, Bern stein , Loefler and others. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover,

mooei

N .H ., 4 p.m. Free. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

Send us 2 photos of yourself (1 headshot, 1 full-body), your clothing measurements (for fitting purposes), and a short description (less than 50 words) of why you should be a model in our Spring Fashion Issue.

sport 'OLDIE BUT GOODIE' BASKETBALL LEAGUE: See Janu ary 31 , Memorial Auditorium ,

artists show case th e ir ta le n t at Faulkner

In fo , 9 5 1 -8 90 0 .

Linda Hollingdale

discu sses her photo/essay com pilation about

1 2 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 4 3 4 -6 0 6 2 .

In fo , 6 5 8-6 20 3 .

Com petitors of a ll ages zoom

SNOW SPORTS FESTIVAL:

CIVIL UNIONS BOOK TALK:

Unitarian U n iversalist Church, Burlington,

Also, see clubdates in Section A.

Zedek Synagogue, Burling to n, 1-4 p.m . Free.

In fo , 2 1 2-9 66 -9 00 0 .

MARTIAL ARTS DEMO:

music

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niques from U .S. Olym pic m edalists, then

SLED RACE:

S U N .0 2 'FORECAST JAZZ':

Nordic

defense. Aikido of Cham plain Valley, Pine

Center, Burlington, 9 :3 0 -1 1 a .m . Free. In fo ,

6 :4 5 p.m . $6. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -2 6 4 2 .

fluid acrylics and collage. Artists' Mediums,

fun activities at th e Pine Forest Children's

between stud ents and teach ers. Spaulding

art

body arts and sword, sta ff and knife

Parents and kids p a rticip a te in

Back-to-back show

Goodbye Mr.<hips and The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie h ig h lig h t relationship s

in gs of

See ex h ib itio n s in Sectio n A.

offers a mixed-media demonstration of Golden

kids

Jan u ary 31.

N. Prospect S t., Burlington, 6 :3 0 p.m . $15.

gravity-powered sled s. Hazen Union School,

Also, see exhib itio ns in S ectio n A.

'BLOODY SUNDAY': See DARTMOUTH DOUBLE:

Valley's snowy terrain . 10 a.m . - 2 p.m.

do w nhill on orig inally designed, homemade,

art

film

frosty weather. Burlington Friends M eeting,

snowy a scen t up Mt. Moosilauke in New

'BLOODY SUNDAY': See January 31, 7 & 9 p.m. '8 WOMEN': The "lio n esses of French cinem a"

Janu ary 30 , 6 :3 0 p.m .

A uditorium , Hopkins Center, Hanover, N.H.,

p.m . $20. In fo , 3 8 8 -4 96 4 .

FIESTA CUBANA:

See Jan u ary 29, 2 p.m . $17-23.

'GUNSLINGER' AND 'BEAVER FALLS': See

kids sco u t for tracks in the Mad River

snow shoes and cross-country skis on a

PLAYGROUP:

10 a.m . - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

This melodrama

tells the sad story of an in n o ce n t heroine,

ACRYLIC DEMO:

Pick up new-to-you novels and

books at the Brownell Library, Essex Ju nctio n,

a.m . Free. In fo , 603-6 46 -2 42 2 .

CASTING CALL:

High Sch ool, 9 a.m . Free. In fo , 6 5 1 -1 6 9 0 .

BOOK SALE:

'BETRAYAL':

Burling to n, 8-1 0 p.m.

LUGE CHALLENGE: See February 1. SIERRA CLUB SNOWSHOE: Tour the M issisquoi N ational W ildlife Refuge and learn about its efforts to p rotect the area's crit; ters. 10 a.m . - noon. Free. In fo , 93 3-9 69 0 .

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL LEAGUE:

Female

a th le te s engage in friend ly com petition at Memorial A uditorium , Burling to n, 4-8 p.m. $ 4 7 5 /te am . In fo , 8 6 4 -0 1 2 3 .

WILDLIFE TRACKING SNOWSHOE: Track Vermont's w inter critters while making some tracks of your own. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m . $15-50. In fo ,223-8004, ext. 202.

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We are seeking non-traditional models of all shapes, sizes, ages, genders, colors and abilities. Contestants must be Entier co ujma cnance an available for a full-day photo shoot on Saturday, March 22 in Burlington. W ell provide the clothes and the styling, all you have to is show up and show off!

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for big prizes and bragging rights. Stowe Mountain Resort. 8 a.m . Free. In fo , 253-7 70 4 .

etc FLEA MARKET:

Shop for secondhand stuff

at the Am erican Legion's indoor showroom, Milton, 8 a.m . - 3 p.m . Free. In fo , 893-1 73 8 .

'INTELLIGENCE GATHERING': Single VPR

and

NPR listeners over age 40 gather to share their passion for the radio. Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Call for location, 866-481-8986.

DOUBLES CRIBBAGE TOURNAMENT:

Bring

your board for an afternoon of co m p etitive card playing. Colchester High Sch ool Cafeteria, 1 p.m. $20. In fo , 65 1-1 69 0 .

MON.03 music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

MONTEVERDI CAPITAL ORCHESTRA: Amateur m usicians tun e up a t th e U-32 School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m . $50 member ship fee. In fo , 2 2 9 -9 00 0 .

drama 'BETRAYAL':

See Janu ary 29.

film 'BLOODY SUNDAY': See Janu ary 31. 'THE CIRCLE': This landmark film ta ck les

one

of the most taboo top ics in contem porary Iran ian so ciety: w om en. Helen Day Art Center, Stow e, 7 :3 0 p.m . $3. In fo , 253-

Ladysmith Black Mambazo has performed for the Pope and the Queen, entertained at Nobel Peace Prize ceremonies and sung with Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder and Dolly Parton. But the South African a cappella ensemble may always be best known for its

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vocal contributions to Paul Simon's landmark 1986 album, Grocetand, and award-winning commercials for 7-Up and Lifesavers. Formed over 30 years ago by beloved leader Joseph Shabalala, the Zulu crew soon ruled the local roost with its unique twist on

See exhib itio n s in S ectio n A.

the traditional "township jive" born in nearby coal mines. Still blazing after all these years, Mambazo has thrown some youthful additions into the high-energy song-ancklance mix that has made the group an annual February favorite.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL:

BOOK GROUP: Douglass'

See Janu ary 29.

A d iscu ssion of Frederick

'JEW S IN AMERICAN POP CULTURE' SERIES:

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an in-depth look a t life during th e Am erican Morrisville, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 8 8 8 -5 8 5 1 .

See February 1, 6-8 p.m .

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Iv a n Doig's

This House o f Sky raises qu estio ns about th e

Burling to n, 7-9 p.m . Free. In fo , 8 6 2 -5 1 2 5 .

kids

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Children age 4 and up, 1 p.m .

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS:

'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI':

Guys gather for

barbershop sin gin g and quartetting at St.

VERMONT WOMEN'S BUSINESS CENTER MEETING: Finding funding is th e to p ic of

YOUTH DIALOGUE:

SEEWHY IMPROV TROUPE:

dance

A lso, see clu b dates in Sectio n A.

CULTURAL CONCERT:

Talented teen s

French-Canadian songs and dem onstrate

neous theater. Pierson Library, Shelburne, Movers of a ll ages and

tra d itio n a l dan ces. H eritage W inooski Mill

6 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 9 8 5 -5 1 2 4 .

Museum, Cham plain Mill, 7 p.m . Free. In fo ,

a b ilitie s dance a t th e Greek Orthodox

8 0 0 -2 6 6 -4 0 6 2 ,

VERMONT ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY MEET ING: Spaced-out folks learn about astronom y

Church, Bu rling to n, 7 :3 0 -9 :3 0 p.m . $3. In fo , 8 6 0 -7 5 0 1 .

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE:

adventures in th e Southern H em isphere and

Anyone with the

sport

the February sky. Waterman Buildin g, UVM,

Ju n ctio n , 7 :3 0 -9 :3 0 p.m . $4. In fo , 87 9-7 61 8 .

member of UVM's h is

tory departm ent h ig hlig h ts th e cau ses of the Am erican C ivil War. Faith U nited M ethodist

drama

Church, Dorset S t., S. B u rling to n, 3 p.m .

'BETRAYAL':

drama

Ladies take

part in fa st breaks, fou l sho ts and fun at

'BETRAYAL':

th e Albert D. Law ton Sch o o l gym , Essex

at th e First Congregational Church, Essex

Burlington, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo , 4 8 2 -6 8 8 7 .

6 5 5 -9 4 7 7 .

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL LEAGUE:

w ill to jig can learn lively, trad itio nal steps

Ju n c tio n , 7-8 p.m . Free. In fo , 8 7 8 -1 3 7 5 .

'SILVER BULLETS' PROGRAM:

'BLOODY SUNDAY': See Jan u ary 'RAISE THE RED LANTERN': In

Bolton Valley Nordic Center, 9 a.m . $8. In fo , 4 3 4 -3 4 4 4 , ext. 1 033.

Slides and clip s show how anti-A rab se n ti ments can be traced to m ass-m edia en ter

film 'BLOODY SUNDAY-:

See Janu ary 31 .

tain m ent. South Burlington Library, 7 p.m .

'ITTY BITTY SKATING': See HINESBURG PLAY GROUP:

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See Jan u ary 29. ANTI-WAR COALITION: C itizen s opposing th e

$6. In fo , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

Ja n u ary 30. See Ja n u ary 31,

'SLAYING THE DRAGON':

U .S. in vasio n of Iraq strateg ize a t th e Peace

In te rview s with

Asian h isto rian s expose racial and gender

and J u stic e Center, Bu rling to n, 7-9 p.m .

stereo typ ing in Am erican te le v isio n and

Free. In fo , 8 6 3 -2 3 4 5 , ext. 5.

words BURLINGTON W RITERS' GROUP:

burn energy run

ning, ju m pin g and hula-hooping a t th e Charlotte Com m unity S ch ool, 9 :3 0 -1 1 :3 0 a.m . Free. In fo , 4 2 5 -4 1 4 4 .

FAMILY SING-A-LONG:

Dartm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 p.m .

film s. B illin g s Marsh Lounge, UVM,

9 :3 0 -1 1 a.m .

GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters

p alace of her agin g , je a lo u s husband. Spaulding A uditorium , Hopkins Center,

See ex h ib itio n s in S ectio n A.

kids

th is Chinese

activism

art

Free. In fo , 6 5 2 -7 07 6 .

31.

film , a 1 9 -year old g irl is shu t aw ay in the

Donations. In fo , 8 6 3 -5 9 8 0 .

'ARABS IN HOLLYWOOD' PRESENTATION:

See Jan u ary 29.

film

Cross-country

skiers over 55 glide along th e tra ils of the

See Jan u ary 29.

Carol Reed and Suzanne

Germ ain engage th e au dien ce in lively

tre at older kids to an afternoon of sp o n ta

SWING DANCING:

Montpelier, 1 1 :3 0 a .m . - 1 p.m . Free. In fo ,

music

Kids ages 5-11 reflect on

th e ir roles as peacem akers. Lincoln Library, 3 :3 0 -5 p.m . Free. In fo , 4 5 3 -2 6 6 5 .

Free. In fo , 8 6 0 -6 4 6 5 .

th is talk given by a sm all b usin ess ad m in is Vermont Women's B u sin ess Center,

See

Janu ary 31.

Francis Xavier S ch ool, W inooski, 7 -9 :3 0 p.m .

tration rep and a BankNorth professional.

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See Jan u ary 30 , babies to age 3 , 10 a.m .

A lso, see clu b dates in S ectio n A.

lectures

4 3 4 -8 5 5 8 .

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORY TIME:

music

In fo , 7 8 5 -4 36 1 .

A low -im pact

life sty le is th e to p ic on th e ta b le at Radio Bean, B u rling to n, 3 :3 0 -4 :3 0 p.m . Free. In fo ,

allure of th e Am erican W est. Latham Memorial Library, Thetford, 7 p.m . Free.

noon & 5:45 p.m . Free. In fo , 86 2-6 24 4 .

SUSTAINABLE LIVING GROUP:

Heston to th e Rugrats. Temple S in a i, S.

Civil War. Morristown Elem entary S ch ool,

CIVIL WAR SERIES: A

housing issu e s convene at Burlington Com m unity Land Trust, 179 S. Winooski Ave.,

ing portrayals of Moses, from Charlton

BOOK SALE:

Why rent

when you can co-op? People interested in

Film expert Kenneth Peck explores co n trast

My Bondage and My Freedom takes

'SOUTH BY SOUTHW ESr CLUB:

CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION:

lectures

activism

out fu n , fam iliar favo rites a t th e Fletcher Free Library, Bu rling to n, 1 0 -1 0 :3 0 a .m . Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -7 2 1 1 .

Bring p en

LAUGHING CLUB:

Daily Planet, B u rling to n, 7-9 p.m . Free.

back in to your life and d isco ver th e

In fo , 8 6 3 -4 2 3 1 .

untapped healing power of yukking i t up. Lo cal cam erawom an

Carley Stevens-M cLaughlin presents

PAUSE CAFE:

WRITING GROUP: See Jan u ary 29. BOOK GROUP INFO SESSION: Bookworms

Novice and flu e n t French sp eak

ers practice and im prove th e ir language

o u tca sts. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7

sk ills —

p.m . Free. In fo , 2 2 9 -0 7 7 4 .

Bu rling to n, 6 p.m . Free. In fo , 6 5 5 -1 3 4 6 .

D em os

words

Donations. In fo , 8 6 4 -7 9 9 9 .

an d -w h ite photos and in terview s w ith teen

See ex h ib itio n s in S ectio n A.

Union S ta tio n , Bu rling to n, 8 -8 :3 0 a.m .

Pubtic

Faces, Private Places, a co llectio n of black-

art

Lo cal yoga in stru cto r and

author Carol W infield helps you bring play

Saturday, February 1, 10am-5pm

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HEALTH LECTURE:

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Middlebury, noon. Free. In fo , 38 8-4 09 5 .

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. In fo , 8 6 2 -9 6 2 2 .

Frontier Rebel prompts a d iscu ssion on the creation of the Green Mountain State. Whiting Pubic Library, Chester, 3 p.m. Free. In fo, 87 5-2 27 7 .

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'MOVING & GROOVING': See January 29. WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See Janu ary 29.

lectures ABENAKI TALK:

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national identity. Ilsle y Public Library,

'THE REPUBLIC OF VERMONT' BOOK GROUP: Charles Je lliso n 's Ethan Allen:

MON 0 3

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trad itions and fam ily structure are the

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL:

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PATRIOT ACT PANEL:

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on the government's goals to fight terror ism and the threats they pose to privacy. Brownell Library. 7-9 p.m . Free. In fo , 878-

etc MEDITATION GROUP: See Janu ary 29. BOOK & MUSIC FAIR: See Janu ary 29. CAREER & INTERNSHIP FAIR: Learn about jo b op p ortun ities from rep resentatives

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SAMUEL COLERIDGE TAYLOR TALK:

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Mike's music and fine arts professor William Tortolano d iscu sses "H iaw atha" and other works by the A nglo-black com poser. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. In fo , 8 6 5 -7 21 1 .

DANNY ROBERTS:

The MTV "Real World— New Orleans" participant discusses how being in

the public eye has im pacted his life. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. In fo, 654-2536.

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STATE OF THE UNION

It's hard to believe it's been three years since Vermonters started hashing it out at the Statehouse over same-sex couples' right to officially unite. Four tumultuous months later, Governor Howard Dean signed the landmark law and the Green Mountain State became the talk of the nation. Around the same time, Hinesburg photographer Linda Hollingdale bought an old-school Mamiya camera and decided to "put a human face on a controversial issue." Creating Civil Union: Opening Hearts and Minds presents black and white portraits and accompanying testimonials of 90 people who helped make it happen — from the politicians, plaintiffs

Flynn Center. Kellogg-Hubbard Library,

and writers cast in the limelight to the couples, supportive parents and religious leaders behind the scenes. Hollingdale hopes to

Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. In fo , 2 2 3 -3 33 8 .

inspire some civil discourse when she discusses the project and displays a dozen of the images. Ju st in time for Valentine's Day.

MIDDLE EAST SERIES:

A UVM history pro

CIVIL UNIONS BOOK TALK. Sunday,

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February 2. First Unitarian Universalist Church, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-6062.

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February 3 -2 4 : Rhythm Ballroom Level I,

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Enjoy hot Salsa dancing as a remedy fo r the cold Vermont winter. No partner necessary.

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Learn how to Swing dance.

WEDDING DANCE WORKSHOP: FOXTROT AND SWING: Sunday, February 16, 1-3 p.m . St. Anthony's Church, 305 Flynn Ave.,

Nationally certified ballroom dance instructor Kevin Laddison teaches couples the basics of Foxtrot and East Coast Swing. Learn tech niques and tips that will make your first dance memorable and fun!

LIFE DRAWING:

Howden Hall Community Center, B ristol. $10

Gentle, guided movements focus on the spine and pelvis, gait, breathing and carriage of the upper body.

Public talk with Venerable Minam Rinpoche. Connecting heal ing and spiritual practice fo r the benefit of self and others, this talk is accessible fo r all, regardless o f one's primary spiritual practice.

BATIK ON SILK SCARVES:

7-9

Gallery classroom , Burlington.

Hollow Craft Sch ool, Burlington. $ 1 7 2 .5 0 ,

(pay at

865-7166.

Explore colorful techniques on silk such as blending, layering, and salting!

WOOL FELTING WORKSHOP: Saturday,

Work with fiber to create a beautifully col ored and shaped bowl.

with models.

drumming

fine arts 6-8 p .m ., b eginning February 3. Shelburne

Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Bu rling to n. $12.

Stuart Paton makes instru ments available in this upbeat drumming class. In fo , 6 5 8 -0 65 8 .

Six-w eek sessio n s b eg in

ning Monday, Janu ary 6: Kids Beginner Class, 3 :3 0 p.m . $42. Adult B eginner Class, 5Y30 'p.rfn''$48. Adult In te rm ed ia te C lass,

Craft School, Shelburne Village. In fo , 985-

Reproduce a dozen or more small pieces o f art such as cards, postcards, labels, coasters, bookmarks, etc. This class will focus on developing small, detailed paintings incor porating type, layered images and more. 3 6 48 .

7 p.m. $48. Six-w eek session beginning

glass

Tuesday, Janu ary 14: Kids and Fam ilies

FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL:

health SMOKING CESSATION PROGRAM:

Burlington. In co m e-elig ib le participants can receive free cessation aids. In fo , S o cial Work

Ready to quit smoking? This 5-week program will provide the strate gies and tools to break your smoking habit. Dept., 8 6 0 -4 32 3 .

STOP SMOKING:

Free intro sem inar. Friday,

5619. Experience the power o f Taiko-style drumming.

9 :3 0 a.m . - noon. Memorial Auditorium ,

AQUA SPLASH & TONE:

Join a community o f others on a journey o f self-dis covery through the creative arts, music, improvisation and meditation. Together we will explore the connections between healing and the arts fo r ourselves as well as the planet. Offered by Jen Miller Kristel, Creative Arts therapist. Burlington. $ 125. In fo , 9 8 5 -3 1 6 4 .

Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m .

Session 1, Janu ary 21 through March 4 (you can still en ro ll). Session 2, March 11 through April 15. Mt. Abe Pool, B ristol. $ 3 0/six w eeks. Call B risto l R ecreation, 4 5 3-5 88 5 or reg ister on-ine a t w w w .bristol

A 45-minute lower impact class with aerobic conditioning, range-of-motion work and toning. rec.org.

Workshops: Sand & Cuttlebone Jew elry Rings and Silver Pendants. Frog Hollow Craft

Tuesdays, February 11 through March 18,

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B risto l Elem entary Sch o o l, B risto l. $6 5,

Join one o f our lively language clubs where children use either French, Japanese or Spanish in games, songs, stories, poems, rid dles and simple conversations. Positive rein forcement is used as children learn to com municate in a new language about a new culture!

WARHOL SCENE STUDIES: ART AND DRAMA VACATION CAMPS: February Vacation Camp for grades 3 -5 , Monday, February 24 through

a.m .-n o o n . $ 1 2 0 . Flynn Center,

B u rlin g to n . Pre-register, Flynn Center, 652-

Celebrate the spirit o f Warhol's printmaking using comics and the icons o f pop culture to create larger-than-life portraits, monoprints, and a T-shirt design. Participants will develop characters and bring portraits o f pop culture to life on stage.

YOGA AND MOVEMENT:

Thursday, February 6,

Library. Free. Lim ited cla ss size , pre-register,

FEBRUARY VACATION SWIM LESSONS: February 1 7-21: Levels 1 & 2, 9-1 0 a.m .

Jean Campbell will teach relax ation methods through music and yoga. Children should wear comfortable clothing. 6 5 2 -7 4 8 0 .

Levels 3 & 4 , 10-11 a.m . Pre-school (ages 3 -5 ),

1 1 -1 1 :3 0 a.m . Level 5, 11 a.m . -

noon. Mt. Abe Pool, B risto l. $ 2 5 /ch ild . Call B risto l Recreation, 4 5 3 -5 8 8 5 or reg ister o n

Participants will have one half-hour o f swim instruction and one half-hour o f free swim. This is not the Red Cross Swim Program. However, all lessons are taught by WSI (Water Safety Instructor) certified instructors. lin e at w w w .b risto lrec.o rg.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: O ngoing, W ednesdays, 7-9 p.m . and Su nd ays, 1 2 :3 0 -2 :3 0 p.m . Fletcher Free Library, 235 College S t., Burling to n. Free. In fo , Co lleen W right, 8 0 2 -8 6 5 -7 2 2 5 .

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March 12, 3 :1 5 -4 :1 5 p.m . W ednesdays,

4 5 4 8 or Flem ing Education D ept., 6 5 6 -0 75 0 .

Casting, Stone Setting & B ezel Making, Silve r

CREATIVE ARTS AND HEALING CLASS:

Thursdays, b egin n ing February 13 through

Monday, A p ril 21 through Friday, A pril 25,

FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL:

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HOLA! KONNICHIWA! BON JOUR! AFTER SCHOOL LANGUAGE CLUBS: Grades 1-6,

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S ch o o l, B u rling to n. In fo , 8 6 0 -7 4 7 4 .

popular Youth classes start very soon!

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Mosaic

M asterp ieces: Ages 1 0 -1 8 . Frog Hollow Craft

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offered year-round in Glass Blow ing, Lamp

Burlington. In fo , 8 6 0 -7 4 7 4 .

Saturday Kids Clay: Ages 6 -1 0 .

Thursday, February 2 7 , 9 a.m . - 4 p.m .

Working, Stained Glass, Fused G lass, Glass

catalogue and to register.

Tadpole Clay

& Craft: Ages 1-5 . Tadpole 2: Ages 3-5.

Acupuncture and H olistic H ealing, 257 Pine

Beginner Class, 4 :3 0 -5 :3 0 p.m . $ 4 2/k id s,

5:30-7 p.m . $48. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn

FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL:

February 7, 7 -8 :3 0 p.m . Vermont Center for

$4 8/adu lts. Six-w eek session beginning

Ave., Burlington. S tu art Paton, 6 5 8 -0 6 5 8 ,

center.org. These unique week-long camps give children a chance to transform their creative energy into art through various activities.

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Glass classes

for all ages ca ll 652-4500 or v isit www.flynn

m aterials in clu d ed . Call B risto l R ecreation,

5 :3 0 -6 :3 0 p.m . Com m unity Health Center, Mondays,

Studies." Flynn Center, Burlington. For more info on th is event or other FlynnArts classes

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program, W ednesdays, beginning Janu ary 29,

PAINTING PIECES TO REPRODUCE:

Conga,

5:30 p.m . Djembe, 7 :1 5 -8 :4 5 p.m . Taiko

BEGINNING TAIKO:

Tibetan Buddhist Empowerments & Teachings with Venerable Minam Rinpoche including Medicine Buddha, Amitayus Buddha, Smoke Offering Teaching and Ritual, White Tara and Dzambhala.

School, Shelburne V illage. In fo , 9 8 5 -3 6 4 8 .

Non-instructed class

BEGINNING CONGA & DJEMBE:

Howden Hall Com m unity Center, B risto l. Pre register, 4 5 3-3 43 1 or dd cverm ont@ yahoo. com .

February 15, 9 a.m . - 4 p.m . Shelburne Craft

the beginning of c la ss). In fo , Burlington City Arts,

Tuesdays,

February 11 through March 8, 6-8 p.m . Frog

p.m . Firehouse

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HEALING AND TRANSFORMATION: TIBETAN BUDDHIST EMPOWERMENT AND TEACHINGS: February 1 through February 5.

in clu des a ll m aterials. In fo , 8 6 0 -7 4 7 4 .

Mondays,

p.m .

suggested donation. Pre-register, 4 5 3-3 43 1

fiber. & surface design

drawing

"Moving with Art," and "Warhol Scene

$60/6-w eek session or $ 1 2/each . In fo , 434-

Burlington. $5 0/co up le. In fo , 5 98-6757 or v is it w w w .FirstStepD ance.com .

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FLYNNARTS FEBRUARY VACATION CAMPS:

HEALING AND TRANSFORMATION IN TIBETAN BUDDHISM: Jan u ary 3 1 , 7-9

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Ongoing small group classes, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 324-8384. Improve your listening,

speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

ITALIAN FOR BEGINNERS, PART 2:

Teens & adults, Mondays, February 3 through March 31, 5-7 p.m. Mt. Abe High School, Bristol. $100 plus $31.50 for book (waived if stu dent has book). Limited class size, call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or register on line at www.bristolrec.org. Continue your

Italiano with more fun ways to learn. We'll chat, sing (no musical talent required!) and play as we brush up on survival grammar and vocabulary. We'll also focus on topics in Italian lifestyle and culture which are o f spe cial interest to the class members.

ITALIAN:

Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse

yourself in Italian to prepare fo r a trip abroad or to better enjoy the country's music, art and cuisine.

VAMOS A ESPANA! LET'S GO TO SPAIN!:

Ages 10-adult, Tuesdays, February 25 through April 15, 5-6 p.m. The Art on Main Community Arts Center classroom, Bristol. $64/eight weeks (includes handouts). Call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or register on line at www.bristolrec.org. Learn basic gram

mar, common conversation useful fo r travel ing, songs and fiesta costumes from a Spanish country.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY:

Open house/demonstration on Saturday, February 1, 11 a.m. Free workshop at 11:30 a.m. and Aikido and Iaido (sword art), 1:30 p.m. Introductory classes begin on Tuesday, February 4 at 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:457:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon-1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.m. Children: Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m.; Satur days, 9-10 a.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese

massage INTRO TO MASSAGE THERAPY:

Eight-week course, Fridays, February 28 through April 18, 5:30-9 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts, S. Burlington. $290. Info, 658-7715 or touchvt@sover.net. Learn a fu ll body mas

sage flow fo r friends and family.

meditation INSIGHT MEDITATION 3-DAY RETREAT: February 14 through February 17. Sky Meadow Retreat, Northeast Vermont. $175 basic fee. Tuition by donation. 802-533-2505, skymeadow@kingcon.com or visit www.skymeadowretreat.com.

Silent retreat focuses on awareness o f breath and body in sitting and walking meditation. Experience the reality o f the present moment and freedom from conditioned thought patterns. '

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS:

First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings o f

Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer fo r world peace.

WEEKLY MEDITATION AND DISCUSSION:

Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington. $5, donations welcomed. Info, 660-8060. Allow your mind to calm

and your spirit to grow. Barry Weiss will use his knowledge to guide you into focused thought and educated discussion.

WEEKLY MEDITATION AND DISCUSSION:

Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington. $5, donations welcomed. Info, 660-8060. Allow your mind to calm

and your spirit to grow. Barry Weiss will use his knowledge to guide you into focused thought and educated discussion.

music INTRO TO FLAMENCO GUITAR:

Grade 11-adults. Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Flynn Center, Burlington. $180/12 weeks. For more info on FlynnArts classes for all ages, call 862-4500 or visit www.flynncen ter.org. An introduction to the art o f

Flamenco guitar and the elements o f Flamenco music taught by James O'Halloran. Open to all students with a basic knowledge o f guitar.

"THE CLASSICAL BIG THREE: HAYDN, MOZART AND BEETHOVEN": Thursday,

martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, jo in t locks and throwing tech niques.

February 6, 6:30-8 p.m. S. Burlington Community Library. Free. Pre-register, 652-7480. Within a mere 75 years, these

Saturdays, 11:30 a.m., Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Rd., Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This Filipino discipline com

three ingenious composers produced the world's finest symphonies, concertos and string quartets. Enjoy a feast fo r the ears!

ARNIS:

bines the fluid movements o f the escrima stick with graceful and dynamic footwork.

MOY YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU:

Beginner classes four days a week. 28 North St., two buildings up from North Ave., Burlington. Info, 324-7702, www.kungfu-videos.com.

Traditional training in the pure Ving Tsun System, rooted in relaxation, centerline and efficiency.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE KUNG FU:

Tuesdays

and Thursdays, 8-9 p.m., Saturdays, 1011:30 a.m., Sundays, 10-11:30 a.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $12/class or $35/month for unlimited classes that month. Info, 864-7778 or www.vcahh.org.

Xing Yi Chuan is a traditional Chinese inter nal Kung Fu system and an effective form o f self-cultivation. > : . •

WING CHUN KUNG FU:

Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Rd., Colchester; First class free. Info, 893-8893. This simple and practical

martial-art form was created by a woman and requires no special strength or size.

parenting BOOT CAMP FOR NEW DADS:

February 8, 9 a.m. - noon. Fanny Allen Campus of Fletcher Allen Health Care, Colchester. $20, scholarships are available. Pre-register, Lund Family Center, Harry Frank, 864-7467. Dads with their new babies get together with fathers-to-be to talk about caring for a new born and the challenges of being a parent. This class is for men only.

DEVELOPING HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL: Part 3 of 4-part series, Thursday, January 30, 6:30-

8:30 p.m. Edmunds Elementary School, Burlington. Fre§. Info, Lund Family Center, 864-7467. Your child benefit* when there is

communication and harmony between par ents and adults at school. Clear communica tion, respect, understanding and cooperation are key factors in home-school relationships.

outdoors COLD WEATHER TREKKING:

at www.greenmountainclub.org. Whether you're planning a day, overnight, or extended trip, you will need to know the fundamentals o f safe winter travel in the back country. This workshop provides winter-specific info about trip planning, clothing and equipment selec tion, safety, trails, and New England weather conditions.

864-7778 or www.vcahh.org. Qi Gong is a gentle exercise that coordinates deep breath ing and movement to help with overall circu lation and well-being.

reiki REIKI CLINIC:

Thursday, February 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington. Donations welcomed. Pre-regis ter, 802-660-8060. Experience Reiki, an

LEVEL I AVALANCHE COURSE:

Saturday, February 7 and Sunday, February 8, 8 a.m. 5 p.m. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center. $95/members, $125/nonmembers. Call for location and to pre-regis ter, 244-7037 or online at www. greenmountainclub.org. The National Ski Patrol's two-

ancient, non-invasive, hands-on healing tech nique that originated in the East.

REIKI I TRAINING:

February 8, 9 a.m. 5:30 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info and to reserve a space, 985-3164. Leam the art and history o f this

day course will teach you how to recognize and evaluate the contributing factors to snow avalanches. The National Ski Patrol Level I certification will be provides upon successful completion o f this course.

WILDLIFE TREKKING WITH KEEPING TRACK: Sunday, February 9, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Camel's Hump State Forest, Fayston. $15/members, $20/nonmembers, $8/children under 12. Pre-register, Green Mountain Club, 244-7037 or online at www.greenmountainclub.org. Join naturalist Sean

ancient healing modality. Receive attunements and practice with Master teacher Jen Miller Kristel.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS:

Eight ses sions, Tuesdays and Thursdays, February 4 through February 27, 5:30-10 p.m. Burlington. $245. Additional $50 for local spring open-water certification dives, or complete open-water dives at a warm-water vacation destination this winter. Results in an internationally recognized, lifetime certi fication. Call Waterfront Diving Center at 802-865-2771 for more info or to register.

Lawson o f Keeping Track in search o f signs o f moose, black bears, bobcats, deer, weasels, foxes, coyotes and more. Participants will leam about track and sign identification, habitat use, and animal behavior through hands-on activities and games fo r children.

pilates FREE PILATES REFORMER CLASS: Introductory class only, Mondays, 5:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info, 985-2229 or www.shel burneathletic.com. Utilize a variety o f specif

ically designed apparatus to promote the ultimate Pilates workout.

pottery FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL:

Beginning, Intermediate, and Advanced Pottery Wheel Classes beginning the week of February 3rd! Frog Hollow Craft School, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Tuition includes over 20 open stu

dio hours/week. Get creative with clay!

POTTERY CLASSES AT BRISTOL RECREATION: Bristol Recreation's fully equipped,renovated Clay Studio is located behind theBristol Antique Store, (next to DeerleapBookstore) off of Main St. Call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www. bristol rec.org for details. We have classes

fo r all ages after school and evenings.

SODA FIRING:

Saturday, March 1 and Sunday, March 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648.

Bring bisque ware to be fired in the Craft School's outdoor soda salt kiln. Learn about slips, glazes and loading and firing kilns. Call fo r info on appropriate number and size o f pieces to bring.

THE TRIED, THE TRUE & THE NEW:

Intermediate students and above, Saturday, February 22 and Sunday, February 23, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Bring sev

eral pieces o f your work and leam both com mon and special decorating techniques. This workshop covers slip painting, painting with iron oxide and cobalt oxide, cutting and scratching in leather-hard pieces, painting with glazes, using stamps and textile tools, paper, wax, polish and scratch, inlays and more.

qi gong QI GONG:

Ongoing classes for all levels, Mondays and Thursdays, 7:30-8:30 a.m. and

Wednesday, February 5, 6:30-9 p.m. Back 40 Lodge, Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center. $8/members, $12/non-

and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $12/class or $35/month for

members. Pre-register, 244-7037 or online

unlimited classes that month. Info,

9:30-10:30 a.m.; Tuesdays and Thursdays, 67 p.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU -JIT SU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fea r with an integrated _

self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

spirit PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT:

Thursdays, February 13 through April 17, 7-10 p.m. S. Burling ton. $145. Info, 899-3542 or kelman.b@ juno.com. Everyone is psychic: we all have

•■intuition, get hunches. Leam to develop your abilities to make your life easier and more fun in this series taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975.

spirituality HEALING AND TRANSFORMATION IN TIBETAN BUDDHISM: January 31, 7-9

p.m. Howden Hall Community Center, Bristol. $10 suggested donation. Pre-register, 453-3431 or ddcvermont@yahoo.com. Public talk with

Venerable Minam Rinpoche. Connecting heal ing and spiritual practice fo r the benefit o f se lf and others, this talk is accessible fo r all, regardless o f one's primary spiritual practice.

HEALING AND TRANSFORMATION: TIBETAN BUDDHIST EMPOWERMENT AND TEACHINGS: February 1 through February 5. Howden Hall Community Center, Bristol. Pre register, 453-3431 or ddcvermont@ yahoo.com. Tibetan Buddhist Empowerments

& Teachings with Venerable Minam Rinpoche including Medicine Buddha, Amitayus Buddha, Smoke Offering Teaching and Ritual, White Tara and Dzambhala. ~

WOMEN'S MYSTERIES AND MAGIC:

Nine-

week workshop with Topaz Weis, founder of Traveling Temple Mystery School, January 27 through March 24, 9 a.m. - noon. Touch- ' stone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., Burling ton. $300. Info, 862-5302. Women, let's

transform and empower ourselves as we sing, dance, journal, draw and ritually explore our individual and collective journeys through the stages o f Maiden, Mother and Old Wise Crone. Workshop designed to help individuab fin d a deeper meaning in life, rediscover their cre ative spark and integrate their inner and outer worlds.

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TAI CHI TAI CHI CHUAN:

JAZZ & GOSPEL CHOIR:

Grade 9-adults,

Wednesdays, 6:15-7:45 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $150/12 weeks. For more info on FlynnArts classes for all ages, call 862-4500 or visit www.flynncenter.org. .

Ongoing classes,

Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. Beginner class, Wednesdays, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Thursdays, 7-8 p.m, Saturdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine S t., Burlington. $12/class or $35/month for unlimited classes that

Learn vocal techniques and ensemble skilb fo r both jazz and gospel singing as you learn a repertoire drawn from the jazz and gospel traditions. Culminates with a performance as part o f the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. Prior choral experience or permission from either instructor required.

month. Info, 864-7778 or www.vcahh.org.

This traditional Yang Style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

weight loss WINTER NUTRITION PROGRAM:

Tuesday, February 4, 7 p.m. Carpenter Carse Library,

Hinesburg. Free. Pre-register, 482-2878.

tea TEA TASTING:

Learn to make a proper pot of

tea. Enjoy sipping the many loose-leaf, tra ditional, and herbal teas at the Moscow Tea

Worried about your weight? Need an energy boost? Ideas fo r quick, healthy family meals? Registered dietitian Maryann Ludlow guides participants toward some healthy eating choices fo r the new year!

House, 147 Adams Mill Road, Moscow, VT.

Please call 253-2955 fo r times and directions.

training WATER SAFETY INSTRUCTOR TRAINING: Tuesdays and Thursdays, February 6 through March 20, 6-9 p.m. St. Michael's Sports Complex, Colchester. $250, includes te xt book and materials. Limited class size, pre register, Amy McNall, 660-9130, mcnall@ nvtredcross.org or visit www.nvtredcross.org.

wood A BEAUTIFUL FINISH:

Sunday, March 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This

workshop will introduce a range o f finishes appropriate fo r the small shop or basement studio: Clear, oil-based formulas, glazes, dyes, milk paints, and metal leaf. Students may bring an unfinished piece or make sam ple boards.

BASIC WOODWORKING TECHNIQUES:

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Ten weeks, Tuesdays, February 11 through April 15, 6-9 p.m. Thursdays, February 20 through April 24, 1-4 p.m. Fridays, February 21 through April 25, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A

BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR:

Morse Drive, Essex. $200/non-members, 25%

Participants are required to be at least 1 7 years old and pass an initial swim test. ,T yv.A .«• . -■ i .

Directed by Shyla Nelson. Thursdays, January 30

through May 8, 7-8:30 p.m. CCV, Burlington. $45/dues. Info, 865-4422. Explore a variety

o f music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs and classical melodies. No auditions required, beginners and shower singers welcome.

off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Beginning wood

workers are exposed to the various compo nents o f milling and joinery techniques as they construct a project o f their choice.

CUTTING DOVETAILS WITH HANDTOOLS: Two sessions, 16 hours, February 1 & 8,

9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive,

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Essex. $150/non-members, 25% off/mem bers. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.

yoga therapy. Hinesburg. Info , 482-3191 or

shoptalkvermont.com. Participants will learn

hillyoga. Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga fo r Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction.

to construct dovetail joints, using marking gauges, hand saws and chisels. Come and learn the art o f cutting dovetails by hand and make a bench that will last you a life time. No prior woodworking experience required.

FINISHING TECHNIQUES:

Saturday, February 22, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive,

Essex. $45. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. This course pro

vides homeowners and beginning woodwork ers with the knowledge necessary to effec tively prepare and finish wood products. Subjects covered include finishing theory, sur face preparation, staining and protective fin ish application.

FUNDAMENTALS OF HAND-TOOL SHARPEN ING: Saturday, February 15, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $45/nonmembers, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com.

This three-hour course will present the theory and practice of sharpening and honing flatedge tools with a practical emphasis on chis els and hand-plane blades.

LATHE CLASS:

One session, three hours or

two sessions, six hours. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $60/1 session, $100/2 ses sions. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Call to schedule

a convenient time fo r you to attend.

WOODCARVING CLASS FOR BEGINNERS AND INTERMEDIATE CARVERS: Wednesdays, February 5 through April 9, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shop talkvermont.com. Students will be introduced

to basic carving techniques using hand tools. Upon completion o f the course each student will have constructed either a black duck, Mallard, hen or drake.

BIKRAM YOGA:

Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine S t., Burlington. Info,

651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA:

Daily Astanga yoga classes,

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, 5:30-7 p.m ., Wednesdays, 10-11:30 a.m ., Saturdays, 9:30-11 a.m ., Sundays (begin ners) 4-5 p.m. Old High School, Bristol. In fo , 482-5547. This classical form o f yoga

incorporates balance, strength and flexibility in a hot environment to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA:

Ongoing daily classes,

156 St. Paul S t., Burlington. Prices vary. In fo , 658-YOGA (9642). Students at all levels

receive challenging instruction.

FREE MONTHLY YOGA CLASS:

Second

Saturday of each month, beginning February 8, 10:30-11:45 a.m . United Church of Hinesburg, 10570 Route 116, Hinesburg. Donations welcomed. In fo , Sylvia, 652-0714 or United Church of Hinesburg, 482-3352.

Enjoy yoga postures reinforced with visualiza tion, affirmation and conscious breathing to release stress, cultivate strength and open to higher awareness. No experience necessary, drop in anytime! Wear comfortable clothing and bring a mat or blanket and a tie.

MONTPELIER BIKRAM YOGA:

Ongoing class es at Geezum Crow Yoga, 37 Elm S t., Montpelier. In fo , 229-9922. Stretch, tone,

sweat and smile.

YOGA VERMONT:

Astanga classes every day. Jivam u kti, Kripalu, Iyengar, prenatal, kids' & senior classes weekly. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info , 660-9718 or www.yogaver mont.com. Enjoy sweaty fun with a range of

yoga choices, including astanga-style “power" yoga, fo r all levels o f experience. ®

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA:

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Ongoing day and

evening classes or private instruction and

Free Aikido Demonstration

Tuesday, Feb.4, 6-7pm

See the practice and discuss the history!

Regular classes Tues & Thurs 5:30-7pm

Aikido of Vermont Do jo 7 Court Street, Montpelier info: Sara Norton 454-8550 or mriege@gmlogic.com t

Rental off Woodshop Space & Equipment Plus... Woodworking Classes Our 3 0 0 0 sq.fft. Shop is Bright, Spacious, Heated and Open Daily. V isit us at our Web site to se e our facility and the v a rie ty of w oodw orking classes that w e offer, both for the beginner and in term ediate w oodw orker. Stop by the shop for a tour.

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Investigators at the University of Vermont College of Medicine are interested in further understanding of the cause of gastrointestinal symptoms in certain diseases. If you suffer from chronic abdominal discomfort with altered bowel habits as a result of the Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) or Ulcerative Colitis (UC) you may qualify for a study that will offer financial compensation in exchange for rectal tissue obtained via sigmoidoscopy. This study is conducted by Dr. Gary Mawe, Ph.D and Dr. Peter Moses, M.D. Interested parties are asked to call 802-355-4210.

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ReCycte North: A dynamic non-profit organization with a qualified individual to help the Training Director run multi-faceted training programs helping individuals re-enter the workforce. Requires a BS/BA, 4 years experience leading oth ers, excellent communications skills and a willingness to use them with a variety of audiences, and an ability to be an excellent role model for staff and trainees. Part-time with opportunity to go full-time.

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O utbound calling, data gathering, project management in Colchester. Strong customer service and computer skills, college degree required. Long-term temporary position, can lead to permanent.

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CA R E L E C T R O N I C S IN ST AL LER : We seek a professional car audio or starter installer, preferably with MECP certification. Good work history a must.

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Send resume to: Harvey Industries, 71 Leroy Rd.f Williston, VT 05495. or fax: 802-660-4782.

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We offer a full benefits package including health, dental and life insurance, STD/LTD, 401(k), profit sharing, tuition reimbursement and more!

Howard Center for Human Service Community Support Clinician Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. W o rk as part of a multi-disciplinary team providing creative problem-solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. D irect services to clients, families and the community. BA o r Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred.

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O U TSI D E SA L E S : Get on the " A " team in residential systems integration. Design and sell top quality automation, security, entertainment systems and home theatre in Vermont. Sales experience in this or a sim ilar industry required. Commission position with guarantee commensurate with experience.

Letter/resume: C. Lazar 31 Elm wood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401.

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Provide oversight for teens in group living environment; male youth sex offender. Experience working with adolescents, with focus on asset building, crisis intervention, and mediation; BA or relevant experience preferred, background in psychology or social work desirable.

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WANTED RESPITE PROVIDERS

We are looking for some very special people with some very special skills to provide respite services for some very special children. Ages 3 to 18. These are paid part-time positions and you choose when you want to be available - weekdays, overnights, or weekends. A high school diploma is required. Bachelor’s degree preferred. If you are interested in exploring the responsibilities and the benefits of becoming a respite provider, call Carolyn at 888-4914 for further information and an application.

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DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM COORDINATOR, 20 HOURS

The Champlain Senior Center, a growing non-profit organization that supports the needs of older adults in the greater Burlington area seeks a seasoned fund-raising professional to implement a strategic development program including annual fund, major gifts, planned gifts, public and private grants and fund-raising events. The ideal candidate will have a BA in a relevant discipline and at least three years progressive development experience. Strong organizational and project management skills are required, as well as outstanding interpersonal communication skills, and a can-do, positive approach. Strong business writing skills, word processing and data management skills and experience writing funding proposals are necessary. We offer a flexible schedule, a competitive salary and a fun and lively work environment. *

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SHARED LIVING PROVIDER Seeking an experienced, patient, and energetic individual or couple willing to open their home to a 16-year-old young man with a developmental delay and behavioral challenges. Ideal applicant should have experience working with adolescents, be able to set good limits and work well with a team. Training and support provided. Please call 868-3523 ext. 224 or send letter of interest and resume to: NCSS, Children & Family Services, 14 First St., Suites 6, Swanton, VT 05488, Attn: Rosaire Fournier.

Selection Unlimited is a leading manufacturer and marketer of cappuccino and frozen sm oothie beverages who is experiencing explosive growth. Selection products are marketed prim arily to convenience stores and their distributors. We are seeking an aggressive self-starter with a proven track record in Food Service or Beverage sales to join our successful team as a Key Account Manager. This position is responsible for managing existing distributors as well as developing new sales. Job responsibilities include: soliciting new business opportunities to increase sales; strengthening relationships with existing custom er accounts; develop in g and executing effective m arketing and sales program s that increase sales; conducting sales presentations and training sem inars; assisting with regional and national trade shows; effectively communicating information to Manager regarding leads, sales and custom er maintenance; ability to produce excellent results. One week per month travel is expected. Strong com puter skills required, Microsoft Excel, Word, PowerPoint, Publisher and Contact Manager. Send Resume, Cover Letter, and Salary Requirem ents to:

Recruitm ent Selection Unlimited 102 Kimball Ave, Unit # 2 South Burlington, VT 05403

PERSONAL CARE ATTENDANT Seeking a Personal Care Attendant to work in and around the Georgia area with a 9-year-old boy. Experience with Developmental Disabilities or PDD/Autism preferred. Must possess G ED or High School Diploma and reliable transportation. Must be available Mon.-Fri. 4-9 p.m. Please call 868-3523 ext. 229 or send letter of interest and resume to: NCSS, Children & Family Services, 14 First St., Suite 6, Swanton, VT 05488, Attn: Valerie Tobey

IF YOU LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND ARE AN ACCOMPLISHED MUSICIAN APPLY FOR THE PART-TIME ADAPTIVE MUSIC PROGRAM ASSOCIATE N C S S ’s Program for Adaptive & Expressive Arts is looking for creative and motivated part-time associate to join this innovative team. For the right candidate, this position could become full-time. The applicants must demonstrate accomplished musicianship on a variety of instruments, which could include keyboards, bowed strings, guitar and percussion as well as quality vocal skills. A Bachelor’s degree is required, and experience working with children and adults with developmental disabilities is helpful. An audition will be part of the 3 step interviewing process. Please send resume to NCSS, HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478. No phone calls please.

HOME CARE PROVIDER Seeking a tolerant and compassionate individual to provide live-in support to an active, intelligent, and talented women with psychiatric symptoms. Position includes excellent reimbursement, free housing, respite, training, and support. Please send letter of interest and resume to NCSS, HRD, 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478

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The Therapist will be responsible for providing therapy services to patients and their families as a part of the multi-disciplinary team with primary emphasis on group therapy. Will also provide Psychological Assessments, facilitation of material and/or family therapies, assisting in program development, and developing, implementing and reviewing treatment plans.The Therapist must have a Master s degree in Social Work, Psychology, or related field. State Licensure as a LCISW required. Minimum of two years relevant experience required. For more information check out our website at: w w w .n o r th w e ste r n m e d ic a lc e n te r .o r g Apply: Human Resources Department Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. P.O. Box 1370 St. Albans, VT 05478 em ail:snoble® nm cinc.org fax: 802-524-8424 s N o rth w estern M ed ical C enter E.O.E

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(32 hrs/wk with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The Outreach Educator presents our violence prevention program, "Building Healthy Relationships" in schools, colleges, the community, develops new material, facilitates teen groups, and provides direct service in shelter. We require a dynamic educator who is a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and a knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. Bachelor's degree in appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resume by 02/14/03 to:

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INSURANCE STAFF POSITION Full-tim e position assisting w ith agent's m arketing efforts. Provides quality service to State Farm policy holders. Prepares forms, policies an d endorsem ents. This e m p lo ym en t o p p o rtu n ity is w ith a State Farm A g e n t, n o t w ith State Farm Insurance Com panies and requires th e successful com pletion o f licensing requirem ents to sell an d service State Farm products. A pplicants w ith Property/C asualty a n d L ife/H ealth licenses preferred. Please m ail or fax resum e to:

Jo an Collins A gency 150 Dorset Street South Burlington, V T 0 5 4 0 3 Fax: 802-657-3393

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PSYCHIATRIC REHABILITATION SPECIALIST

Lamoile County Mental Health is looking for a Psychiatric Rehabilitation Specialist. Master’s degree preferred with experience working with people with severe/persistent mental illness in the community. Full benefits. Send resume to: Lamoille County Mental Health, 520 W ashington Highway, Morrisville, VT 05661 Attn: CRT Director Children's Program Coordinator

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Come join our friendly team at our homebased publishing and sem inar company. We’r e looking for m ultiple skills for a 50% shipping/receiving and 50% secretarial position. M ust be able to lift 40 lbs. cases repeatedly and be able to type quickly and accurately. Requires com puter, internet, and office experience. Clear handw riting and excellent phone skills a m ust. Good pay and benefits. For m ore details email:

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Detail-oriented person needed to process gifts and pledges received by the University and to update biographical information on a complex database. Must be able to work independently and accurately. High school diploma and one year business/secretarial experience required, or equivalent. Banking, accounting or other similar computer data entry experience highly desired. Full UVM benefits. Apply with UVM application, cover letter referencing #11309, resume and names of three references to: UVM Employment Office, 228 Waterman Building, 85 South Prospect Street, Burlington, VT 05405, or e-mail: employment@uvm.edu (attachments in rtf, html or .doc), Tel: 802-656-3494 The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative ActionEmployer.

(40 hrs/wk Tues. to Sat. with benefits) for the children's program at a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CPC works closely with the team at the shelter, provides support and advocacy for children, works with moms in shelter, and answers the hotline. The CPC supervises the childcare volunteers, and works with after-school play groups for kids who have witnessed DV or SV. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and a knowledge of domestic and sexual violence as they relate to kids. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resume by 2/14/03 to:

Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517

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Light to heavy drinkers need ed for research conducted on behalf of UVM to understand drinking and smoking habits. Must l»e 1 8-2 4 years old. $40 for hour and a half long discussion. Contact Matt at 800-545-7 168.

ADMINISTRATIVE AND MEMBER SERVICES COORDINATOR VANPO, The Vermont Alliance of Nonprofit Organizations is looking for a FT office administrator responsible for a wide range of functions, including workshop registrations, Access data base management, newsletter layout, member relations and basic accounting. Work in a friendly Burlington office with a great deal of autonomy. Must be mature and demonstrate initiative. We offer a competitive salary and benefits. Access database, bookkeeping experience and a college education are essential. Please mail or email a resume and letter of interest to: Jane A. Van Buren VANPO PO Box 8345 Burlington 05402 or janevb@vanpo.org. Deadline is February 14.

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"We advertise in the Seven Days employm ent section because we know our ad reaches the right people. We've not only been very surprised by the quality of skills of our applicants but also the loyalty they've shown once they get here. In fact, we still have som eone on staff that we hired from our very first ad. We continue to advertise with Seven Days because we know that w ithin an hour of the paper coming out, our phone will start ringing off the hook. We have had such a great experience that I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to any business."

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The Town of Warren seeks to fill a 3/4 time position with benefits. Responsibilities include tasks associated with administration of two voluntary boards. For more information about the position please contact Margo Wade at: drbpcwarren@madriver.com or (802) 496-2709.

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DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS Twelve-month, full-time position requires a commitment to school mission; knowledge of learning issues, educational testing, and social & emotional issues; willingness to travel; ability to work independendy and as a part of a team; skills to interact effectively with student, families, educational consultants & therapists; high level of organization; upbeat energy; and a good sense of humor. Benefits include medical, dental, pension plan, generous vacation, great co-workers and rewarding work with teens. For more information about the school, visit the website www.rockpoint.org

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The Chittenden County Transportation Authority (CCTA) has an immediate full-time opening for a customer service representative at its administrative offices in Burlington. Applicants must have strong customer service skills and experience with multiple-line phone system. Some experience with accounts receivable processing is preferred. Proficiency in Word and Excel is required.

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2 Site Leaders 19-hours-per-week, year-round position to coordinate site-based programs. The Site Leaders will supervise after-school, evening, and summer programs for Middle School students. Exemplary interpersonal and organizational skills are necessary as well as the ability to enter information and compose simple letters on a computer. Prior experience working with students or related degree or experience preferred.

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1 Project Coordinator 30-hours-per-week, year-round position providing leadership to the community organizing and sustaining after-school, evening, and summer programs for Middle School students. Exemplary interpersonal, organizational skills and writing skills are necessary with a working knowledge of Microsoft Office or another integrated program with word processing, database, and spread sheets. Prior experience working with students or a related degree or experience preferred.

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Compassion Care Comfort Community Commitment Gifford Medical Center D a r u n o u th -H it c h c o c k Alliance

A family-like atmosphere. Passion for helping people. A commitment to our community. These are just a few of the reasons employees are attracted to Gifford. But more importantly, it’s why they stay.

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Peregrine Outfitters, an outdoor equipment and accessory distributor, currently has an opening for a full-time Team Leader position in their Pick/Pack/Ship department. Applicants must possess strong leadership, scheduling, and management skills. The ideal candidate would have an Associate s degree or better, as well as 2-3 years of warehousing and distribution experience. Computer skills are a necessity, forklift certification a plus. We offer a competitive salary, medical, dental, incentive, education, and employee purchase program as benefits.

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Reggio-inspired program serving infants, toddlers and preschoolers seeks dedicated Early Childhood professionals to join our team. Exceptional staff-child ratios, primary caregiving system, beautiful classrooms and 15 acres of field and forest to explore.

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Seeking a full-time Human Resources Assistant. Responsible for assisting with payroll and benefits processing and other administrative support tasks, including reports, filing tax payments, and enrolling employees in benefit programs. Associate's degree plus 1-2 years experience in Accounting, Human Resources or Business required, Strong computer skills necessary. Knowledge of payroll regulations is a plus, but will train the right person. Competitive salary and benefits package, and progressive, team-oriented work environment. If interested, respond with resume, cover letter and salary requirements by January 31 to:

We offer: progressive workplace, competitive % salaries, generous paid leave and 100% health insurance. We require: inquisitive <2. mind, open heart, gentle spirit, at least one year of professional child care experience, CDA/AA or BS in ECE, and long-term commitment. 'p Resumes to: The Children's Garden 22 Meadow Drive M orrisville, VT 05661 Visits by appointment only, please. V — VT

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The ideal candidate will have: Experience working at a management level in a non-profit organization. Ability to recruit, train, and coordinate volunteers. Com m itm ent to the empowerment of people with mental and/or emotional challenges. Ability to work in a collaborative and respectful manner with a wide range of individuals. Strong computer and organizational skills. Professional communication skills. Ability to listen carefully/work as part of a team. Please send your resumd, along with a cover letter, by February 14, 2003 to:

The Mental Health Education Initiative 21 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401 People with disabilities strongly encouraged to apply.

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Licensed Mental Health Clinician sought to provide assessment and treatment services in a corrections facility. Services include assessment, individual and group treatment, treatment planning, education and consultation. Prior experience in corrections preferred. Part-time position and private practice option available. Respond by c.v. to: Matrix Health Systems Attn: Alesia Henry 8 6 Lake Street Burlington, V T 05 4 0 1 O r by email to: alesia@ocamhs. com

New England Federal Credit Union nefcu.com

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to price and service. Please visit our website - w w w .n efcu .co m to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU. P R O G R A M M E R /A N A L Y S T -W E B T E C H N O L O G Y If you are skilled in web development of content databases, and are comfortable working with the newest development tools, Vermont’s largest credit union, New England Federal, has an opportunity for your consideration. You will use your M S-SQ L, PO STG R ES , DREAM W EAVER, and Coldfusion skills routinely to assist our continued growth as one of Vermont’s most technologically progressive financial institutions. 5-years experience and an Associate’s degree in a web-development curriculum (or equivalent) is required. Familiarity with Apache and IIS Administration is a plus. TELLERS NEFCU Tellers have excellent, effective communication skills, are friendly and personable, and provide our members with excellent customer service. Qualified candidates must show attention to detail, be knowledgeable with computers and demonstrate accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. If you would like the opportunity to work in a professional atmosphere where teamwork and customer service are hallmarks of the organization, please consider working with us. LO AN PR O C E S S O R W e have an opportunity for a full-time Consumer Loan Processor. .. Must have a minimum 3-12 months loan processing experience. Top candidates must bring a strong aptitude for numbers, have good organizational skills, be attentive to details, and proficient with Microsoft Office. This is an opportunity for someone who is able to work in a fast-paced, multi-task environment, who has the desire to learn and contribute in the areas of loan operations. M E M B E R S E R V IC E R E P R E S E N T A T IV E W e have an opportunity available for a full-time M em ber Service Representative. The position provides product knowledge and transaction services to our members. This is a wonderful opportunity for someone who can work independently, show initiative, Is friendly, * professional, and dependable, and is willing to learn about the many products and services that N E FC U offers to our members. Candidates must be proficient with computers, attentive to details and maintain a high degree of accuracy. If you are interested in working with us, and would like to be part of a dynamic team at N E FC U please send your letter of interest and resum6/application by email to H R @ n efcu .co m or by mail to: N E F C U , H u m a n R e s o u r c e s , P .O . B o x 5 2 7 W i l l i s t o n , V T 0 5 4 9 5 -5 0 2 7 . E O E

CHITTENDEN COUNTY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

O p e r a tio n s S u p e r v is o r The Chittenden County Transportation Authority (CCTA) is looking for a team player to| join their Operations Department. Responsible for the daily supervision of bus drivers, assist with creating and modifying bus routes, collect and respond to customer comments and help increase customer satisfaction. Should possess the ability to work independently. Previous management experience a plus. Clean driving record a must.j CDL required. Proficient computer skills a plus. Must display initiative and leadership skills. Excellent communication skills necessary. C C TA offers a competitive salary, comprehensive benefits package and a positive | work environment. P le a s e s u b m it c o v e r le tte r, re s u m e and s a la ry re q u ire m e n ts b y 1 /3 1 /0 3 tti3perations| Manager, PO Box 609, Burlington, V T 05402. Fax: (802) 864-5564. EOE.

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Master’s level clinicians to coordinate and provide direct service to children 0-6 and their families. Responsibilities include individual and group therapy, consulting with schools and other community service providers, clinical supervision of case manager and family specialist, program development and coordination of services provided to community. Send cover letter and resume (no phone calls please) to: Children and Family Services Director Lamoille County Mental Health, 520 W ashington Highway, Morrisville, VT 05661.

COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS®, INC. Seasonal Telephone Representatives for Sales and Technical Support

To sell/support the DR® line of outdoor power equipment for our customers worldwide. Basic computer skills; experience and comfort working with the public; ability to work days, evenings and weekends required. Technical Support positions require experience with small engines, outdoor power equipment or general mechanical abilities.

Enjoy working with people? Opinions at Burlington Town Center has immediate part-time positions for market research interveiwers. Strong verbal and writing skills a must. Good starting pay. Call Scott 652-0088 for more details.

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Seasonal bonus opportunities Competitive pay Fun, friendly people Casual, team-oriented environment Variety of schedules A great place to work! CALL OUR JOB HOTLINE (802) 877-1235 Applications are available at our main office on Meigs Rd. in Vergennes from 8:30am to 5:00pm, or mail your resume, cover letter and two " * * employer references to:

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Employee-owned Gardener’s Supply Company is looking for an energetic Database Applications Developer to join our dynamic Technology Team. Gardener’s Supply Company is Americas #1 gardening cataloger and frankly the best place to work in Chittenden County. Skills: 3-5 year experience MS SQL Server Administration, Data Modeling, Visual Studio/Visual Studio.net development, and N-Tier Application Design. We are a growing company and offer a team-oriented work environment, strong cultural values, competitive wages and excellent benefits (including a terrific product discount). Interested? Please send resume with cover letter to: Randi 128 Intervale Rd .. Burlington, VT 05401 or Randib@gardeners.com

We are a paint-your-own pottery studio ana cafe, providing a quality creative and recreational experience to our customers. We are looking to fill the following position: CUSTOMER SERVia ASSISTANT: Not your everyday wait staff job! Assist customers in the joy of painting pottery in a unique studio cafe environment. Join our friendly, energetic, hard working team. Barista skills a plus. Must be able to work weekends and some evenings. 10-20 hours. Interested persons should stop by with a resume and fill out an application. %

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Cabot Cream ery JOB FAIR Saturday, February 8, 2003 8:00 a.m. - Noon Cabot Offices (follow signs) Main Street, Cabot. VT

Starting wage: * 9.00 - to/hour Depending upon experience.

To schedule an appointment, call your local Department of Employment G Training Office: Morrisville: 802-888-4945 Newport: 802-334-6545 St Johnsbury 802-748-3177 Barre/Montpelier: 802-476-2600

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■ Dynamic individual to join strong team working actively and pro-actively with children with challenging behaviors ages 4-1 ■ Bachelor's degree

Anticipated 1:1 Instructional Assistant .5 ■ Strong communicator/team player ■ Experience working with children with academic and behavioral challenges ■ Bachelor's degree and/or 2 years college

Anticipated Speech/Language Assistant .5 ■ Background in speech/language instruction ■ Ability to motivate young children ■ Bachelor's degree and/or 2 years college

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■ Background working with young children ■ Knowledge of literacy instruction helpful ■ Minimum two years college required

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Assemble craft, wood items. Materials provided. Upto $480/wk. Free info package 24 hours. Call 801-428-4614.

Securities Co., inc. buying sellerfinanced mortgages through bro kers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AANCAN)

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100 WORKERS NEEDED.

Maintenance person, Retirement Community. Hands-onexperience in carpentry, painting, plumbing, electrical work, custodial, grounds and machinery repair. Vermont Driver's license. Wages based on experience. Call Tod, 985-2472.

Successful, beautiful, one-of-akind design. High-end, with extraordinary location on mar ketplace. Great clientele. Complete package. Call for list-. ing information, 865-2098.

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home. $500-$1500 P/T, $2500 + F/T. Local Business Mentors: Chad &Tonya Pearson. For FREE booklet: Call 888-447-6280 or visit www.GetWealthToday.com. KITCHEN HELP NEEDED: FT

or PT, kitchen experience pre ferred. Please apply in person at Depot Street Malt Shop, 57 Depot St, Stowe, 253-4269. LOAN OFFICERS: Full-time posi tion contacting clients to receive and close loan applications. M-F days. Call Pat at Mobile Home Lending Corp., 660-8888. RETAIL SALES: Are you bright? Accurate? Versatile? Teamplayer? Tempo Furnishings, 985-8776. SKI BUM WANTED for ski sea son in Stowe. Furnished room, board and season pass. 5 mins, to Mt. Mansfield ski area. 888-262-9472. THE RESTAURANT: Manager needed. Front of the house. Call 865-2098 to schedule an app- ■’> ointment. Resume required. TYPIST NEEDED IMMEDIATELY:

$425 PT- $825+ FTper week GUARANTEED. Legitimate home data entry work. Noexperience necessary. Free on-line training. 1-800-481-2680. (AANCAN)

WE WANT MINORITY WRITERS:

The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alter native papers like this one, seeks experienced minorityjour nalists and students (college seniorsfnd up) for a paid sum mer writing programat North western University's Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program(June 23 - August 15, 2003) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train themin magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allow ances. For information visit the web site at www.medilLnorthwestern.edu/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alter native Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road, Evanston, IL 60208. altacademy@northwestern.edu. Appli cation deadline February 7, 2003. (AANCAN)

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at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain (formerly the Lake Champlain Basin Science Center). Training begins soon. Contact Rachel Jolly at jollyrachel@hotmail.comor at 864-1848.

Avery handsome, adult male, dark tiger (almost looks spotted) cat. Last seen Thursday, 1/9, Church & Maple St. area. Wearing a collar, but he likes to lose them. Please call with any info, 863-9513. LOST GOLD LINK BRACELET on 1/2/03 in Burlington onSt Paul between Mainand College or College between St Paul and Pine. Reward. 802-878-7131 xlOl. ANTOINE IS MISSING!

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DONATIONS WANTED for Dress

for Success Sale. Professional clothing for men and women (sizes 8 - 26, fuller sizes are especially needed) in excellent condition needed to insure that individuals on public assistance working or starting work will have proper interviewattire and etiquette to securejobs in pro fessional environments. Must be dry cleaned or pressed, on hang ers, and delivered to Rhonda Freed, Family Self Sufficiency ProgramCoordinator at the Burlington Housing Authority, 150 S. Champlain St., Burling ton, between 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. until February 1 , 2003. Call Rhonda, 864-0538 x226 for info. Please note that boxes or bags of clothes cannot be accepted. IMANI HEALTH INSTITUTE

offers FREE: Anonymous HIV Testing Monday through Friday! We utilize Orasure, which means that there are no needles invol ved, with a 99.8%accuracy rate. Wetest for HIVantibodies in the tissues in your mouth. Call 8642631 or 800-241-4668 for ques tions, concerns or to make an appointment. IMANI Health Institute is located at 294 North Winooski Ave. (use the door located in the back of the build ingjust off fromthe parking lot). INTELLIGENCE GATHERING:

Singles (40+) who are avid VPR/NPR listeners. "Radio that inspires passion." Sunday, February 2 , 3-5 p.m. Call for location and info, 866-481-8986. TWO GREAT DADS with a beau tiful newdreamhome can't wait to adopt. Asunny nursery and lots of friends and family are waiting to welcome the baby home. We are prepared to give this child a lot of love and unlimited opportunities. We are waiting with open arms and lov ing hearts. We would love to hear fromyou. Call Jeff and David at 800-741-1458 Pin 00.

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ATTN: ARTISTS AND PH0T0G-

Experienced Bartender with a wide repertoire of cocktails available for private parties or catering events. Call Dan Lewin, B63-5276 or 598-3030 (cell).

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Have fun, make money. Upto $300 per shift. Noexperience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext. 203. (AANCAN) BARTENDERS $300 DAY poten tial Will train. PT/FT. Noexperi ence needed! Call toll free!! 1 -866291-1884 ext 2027. (AANCAN) DAY CARE SPACE available 1/03. 340 sq. ft., $2/ft., utils, incl., first two weeks free, offhour use of upstairs aerobics, 1 year lease, possible playground inspring, free gymmembership. 881 Williston Rd„ S. Burlingon. Call Rick or Dave, 865-3068.

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$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annu ities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-7947310. (AANCAN)

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needed! Earn up to $400-$600 per day. No experience required. Call 1-800-814-0277 ext. 8057. (AANCAN)

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MODELS WANTED: Looking for serious aspiring models who are interested in breaking into the business. Growing need for all kinds of models. Contact Dave at David Russell Photography for free consultation. 651-9493 or e-mail: RUSL53@aol.com, web site: www.rusldp.com. NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER but on a budget? I can cover your special event. My rates are very affordable. Contact David Russell Photography at 651-9493, www.rusldp.com.

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SAILFISH/SUNFISH PARTS

wanted: Refurbishing twosail boats; Onesailfish, one sunfish. Looking for parts andsails in good condition, for a reasonable price. Similar complete used boats will also be considered. Please leave a message at 350-5710. WANTED: MASSAGE TABLE.

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Over a dozen area bands have already discovered Burlington's best music production value. Ca for free Demo. Cooper at the Controls, 862-1116. ROMP STUDIOS: First hour stu dio time free with minimumof two hours recording time. Call 660-0650, ask for Steve.

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IrishStout onSt Patty's Day, you needto brewnow! Vermont select a category (check one): HomebrewSupply has everything you need. Rt 15, Winooski, next to |J employment □ dating svcs. the Beverage Warehouse. 655-2070. |Q work wanted □ financial |Q business opps. □ misc. services ► pets IQ lost &found □ telephone svcs. DOG BOARDING offered at bu lletin b o ard □ tutoring Melody Mtn. Farm. Beautiful Northfield location, 20 mins, |Q automotive □ homebrew from1-89. Indoor runs, leash |Q real estate □ buy this stuff walks, playtime. Special needs □ want to buy OK. Care provided by experien |Q office for rent |Q space wanted □ art ced veterinary technician. Sr., multi-pet, ext. stay discounts. IQ house/apt. for rent □ music Pick-up/delivery avail. jO housemates □ music instruct. 485-9664. □ sublets □ musicians wanted AFFORDABLE, CONVENIENT

DOG RIVER STUDIO: Record your band, demo, vocals or you| dogs' howls. Unlimited tracks, 24-bit digital recording. $20 pel hour. Block booking rates avail-1 able. 802-223-1294. Just outsij Montpelier. EMP STUDIOS: See what Government Mule, Our Lady Peace, Big Head Todd, Joe Bonamassa, and The Samples have all experienced. Lots of studios in town claim"State of the Art". Only one has been on)C the cover of MIXMagazine. Block and Day rates available. www.eganmedia.com, 655-188{|

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CONKLIN GROOVE TOOLS 4string bass guitar, Ampeg BA115 100 watt amplifier and DO! Bass30 Digital Multi-effect sys tem(w/owneris manual). All foi $700/0B0 (contact me for indi. vidual prices). 862-9090. TAYLOR, 810 SERIES, acous tic guitar. Pick-up, hard case, accessories. $1100/0B0. Call 802-863-2824. TELEMANIA! 2 Telecaster pad age deals. You must purchase both: ASquier, candy apple re Tele with a Humbucker in the _ neck. And a Johnson, white cla sic Telecaster. Both guitars com with gig bags. $335 take it all home. Erik, 865-7821.

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clothing, accessories & toysfor a new resale store above Battery Street Jeans. We’ll pick them up for you or you can drop off at Loong Chat Kitchen (after Coyotes Cafe).

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I missions are being accepted the3rd annual Block Island icfest. For complete details icku<:h efest and submissions Ekwww.blockislandmusic.com. MMER WANTED: EstabhedBurlington band, Old | bone, auditioning drummers mI bass and drumheavy, reggae oted, usic. Canyou rock a dropand funk the hip hop? rsatility, creativity and posiy am ust. Call us 860-1984. IITAR, DRUMS, KEYS looking SBass player with strong lead ou harmony vocals to complete rutile rock band. Please call 4-0366 before 9 p.m. ;AD SINGER WANTED! The ndis ready to go! We need a -ongfront person, male or male. Will be gigging regularly, is is a paying job! Range is BB King/King Crimson/ nd. Lots of fun for the right er. Call Jack 802-253-7885 Jnfo, audition. KING FOR A CELTIC musior any competent fiddler to nonweekly rehearsals to be !yto performthis winter. W e n, highenergy, and support Please call 802-879-5122. D ENTERTAINER CAPABLE

laying brand newelectric grand piano aboard the : of Ethan Allen for the sailing season on Lake plain. 862-8300.

PERCUSSIONIST, KEYBOARD

player and possiblejazz trained guitar player seeking drummer, sax, bass and possibly a guitar player, to start funk/jazz/ambient influenced band. Looking to start ASAPto play house parties and downtown scene. Must be easygo ing, willing to experiment and committed. If interested or have questions please call Ben at 802-343-9249 or contact Magicbenl@aol.comDemos aren't needed but could always help.

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All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kiliman jaro, Sklar/Grippo, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR:

GUITAR AND MANDOLIN:

Instruction injazz and bluegrass fromDoug Perkins. Burlington and Central VTareas. (Jamie Masefield, Smokin' Grass, Gordon Stone Trio, Mandolinquents). 802-485-9664. GUITAR:- Berklee graduate with classical background offers less ons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR: Build basic to advan ced skills with a professional, caring teacher. Explore jazz, blues, rock, latin, original com positions, and more. $20/hour. Jim, 865-2709. GUITAR LESSONS: 20 plus years experience. Call Victor Peter, 879-3884. GUITAR LESSONS: Reasonable rates, special emphasis onthe novice. Learnandenjoy. Convenient locationfromChittendenand Addisoncounties. 802-877-3624. ■ • V .-'

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► legals NOTICE OF FINDING OF NO SIGNIFICANT IMPACT NOTICE OF INTENT TO REQUEST RELEASE OF FUNDS STATE OF VERMONT TO ALL INTERESTED AGEN CIES, GROUPS AND PERSONS:

These notices shall satisfy two separate but related procedural requirements for activities to be undertaken by the State with the Burlington Community Economic Development Office (CEDO) as administrator of HOMEfunds. Onor about February 14, 2003, the above namedwill submit a request tothe Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community Development (hereinafter Agency) for the release of funds under Title I of the Housing and Community Development Act of 1974 (PL93383) andthe National Affordable Housing Act, as amended, to undertake a project knownas Depot Street Housing: Project Title: Depot Street Housing Purpose/Nature of Project: Construction of a new four-story building to include forty (40) units of mixed income housing. Location of Project: Depot Street, Burlington, Vermont. Estimated Cost of Project: $7,211,648 (HOMEfunds will provide $340,000). FINDINGOFNOSIGNIFICANT IMPACT An Environmental ReviewRecord (ERR) for the project has been made by Housing Vermont and Burlington Community LandTrust

(BCLT) andis available for public examination and copying at the CEDOmunicipal offices during nor mal business hours. Based onthis reviewCEDOwith concurrence by the State has determinedthat the project will have nosignificant impact onthe humanenviron ment. Therefore, an Environmental Impact Statement under the National Environmental PolicyAct of 1969 (P.L. 91-910) (NEPA) is not required. Additional project information is contained inthe Environmental ReviewRecord (ERR) onfile at the CEDOmunici pal offices and may be examined or copied weekdays 8-4:30. The Finding of No Significant Impact is based on the follow ing: Areviewof the assessment of the potential impact of the project and consultation with state, regional and local govern ment officials. There is no adverse impact on the physical or biological surroundings and it will not have a significant impact on the human environ ment. Public Comments on Finding Anyindividual, group, or agency maysubmit written comments on the ERRto the Burlington Commu nity Economic Development Office at 149 ChurchStreet Room32, Burlington, VT05401. All com ments received by February 14, 2003 will be considered by CEDO prior to authorizing submission of a request for release of funds. Comments shouldspecify which Noticethey are addressing. REQUESTFORRELEASE OFFUNDS CEDOwill undertake the project described above with HOME funds fromHUD. The State is certifying that Neil Duffy, in his capacity as Housing Develop ment Coordinator for CEDOand John Hall, in his official capaci

ty as Commissioner of DHCAcon sent to accept thejurisdiction of the Federal Courts if an action is brought to enforce responsibili ties in relation to the environ mental review process and that these responsibilities have been satisfied. The Agency's approval of the certification satisfies its responsibilities under NEPAand related laws and authorities and allows that the CEDOmay use the HOMEProgramfunds. Objections to Release of Funds The State will accept objections to its release of funds and CEDO certification for a period of fif teen days following the antici pated submission date or its actual receipt of the request (whichever is later) only if they are on one of the following bases: (a) the certification was not in fact executed by the Certifying Officer of the State; (b) the State has omitted a step or failed to make a decision or finding required by HUDregula tions at 24 CFRpart 58; (c) the grant recipient has committed funds or incurred costs not authorized by 24 CFRPart 58 before approval of a release of funds by the Agency; or (d) another Federal agency acting pursuant to 40 CFRPart 1504 has submitted a written finding that the project is unsatisfactory fromthe standpoint of environ mental quality. Objections must be prepared and submitted in accordance with the required procedures (24 CFRPart 58, Sec. 58.76) and shall be addressed to the Agency of Development and Community Affairs, National Life Building, Sixth Floor, Montpelier, Vermont 05620. Potential objec tors should contact the Agency of Commerce and Community Development to verify the actual last day of the objection period.

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stan dard, 5 CD, leather. 67Kmiles. • Great car. $16,000/0B0. Must sell! 233-4095 or 325-2013. BUICK CENTURY, 2002, custom sedan, 4 dr., dark blue, V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 24,957 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FMcass., ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile' Powertrain warranty. Best price, $12,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. AUDI A4 WAGON, 1999,

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custom sedan, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 55,003 miles, A/C, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FMcass., dual front air bags, ABS. Incl udes 12 mo./12K miles Powertrain warranty. Best price, $8990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. BUICK LeSABRE, 1999,

CHEVROLET MALIBU LS, 1999,

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Exec. Series, carriage roof, new battery/tires/brakes. Loaded. Kept in garage, driven very little in winter. Excellent condition. White with gray top. $7900/ OBO. 849-6580.

NISSAN MAXIMA SE, 2002,

sedan, 4 dr., gray, V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 24,810 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., dual front air bags. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $17,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX SE, 2002, sedan, 4 dr., maroon,

V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 16,679 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, traction con trol. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $12,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 43,156 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CDcass., dual front air bags, ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $8990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 48,800 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FMcass., ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warran ty. Best price, $8990. Call Shea rer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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V6/3.8L Supercharged, auto., FWD. 36,112 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CDcass., OnStar, dual front air bags, ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Power train warranty. Best price, $19,205. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. auto., power everything. Great shape! 48K miles. Asking $4200. Call Pat, 893-5098, PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2001,

sedan, 4 dr., beige/tan, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 37,292 miles, A/C, PS, PL, PW , cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $11,500. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 3783 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, traction con trol, rear spoiler. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warran ty. Best price, $13,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE GT, 2001,

coupe, 2 dr., blue, 4-cyl/2.4L, auto., FWD. 21,686 miles, A/C, PS, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, rear spoiler. Includes 12 mo./ 12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $9890. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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sport utility, 4 dr., white, 4cyl/2.0L, auto., 4WD. 25,856 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, sliding sun roof. Includes 12 mo./12K miles Powertrain warranty. Best price $10,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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JEEP CHEROKEE, 1993, 4WD,

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VW VANAGON WESTFALIA, 1980, pop-top, rebuilt engine, 4

spd. CDplayer. Lots of new parts. $2600/0B0. 878-3563.

► suvs sport utility, 4 dr., beige/tan, V6/4.3L, auto., 4WD. 30,120 miles, LT, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K miles Powertrain warranty. Best price, $15,490. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

sedan, 4 dr., green, 4-cyl/1.9L, auto., FWD. 16,555 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Includes 12 mo./12K miles Powertrain warranty. Best price, $7990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHEVROLET BLAZER LT, 2000,

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COLCHESTER TO WILLISTON: Need ride, Mon. - Fri., 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. (40556) BURLINGTON TO MILTON: Need ride, Mon. - Fri., 8:30 a.m., can be earlier. (40557) MONTPELIER TO BURLINGTON: Share drive, Mon., Tues., Wed., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Some flexibility. (40560) MILTON TO BURLINGTON: Need ride, Mon., Wed., flexible hours. Child trav eling also. (40572) BURLINGTON TO WARREN: Need ride, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Some flexibility.(40587)

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sport utility, 4 dr., beige/tan, V8/5.3L, auto., 4WD. 29,415 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CDcass., OnStar, dual front air bags, ABS, leather. Includes 12 mo./12 Kmile Powertrain warranty. Best price $26,791. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

sedan, loaded, norust, snowtires, 165K. $2000. 802-877-1058. VW PASSAT GLX, 1993, sedan, forest green, leather, CD, sun roof, newradials, high miles. Looks and runs great. Priced to sell at $2400. Call Damon at 802-233-3120.

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ei minivan, green, V6/3.4L, auto. FWD. 34,020 miles, A/C, PS, P\ PL, cruise, AM/FMcass., ABS. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price $13,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC MONTANA, 2000,

sport utility, 4 dr., black, V6/4.3L, auto., 4WD. 24,318 miles, A/C, PS, PW , PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, dual front air bags. Includes 12 mo./12K mile Powertrain warranty. Best price, $15,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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Really...? Why do you say that Milkman Dan?

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Y’see, my friend Eddie is standin’ guard on the roof across the street with his BB gun. Hey, listen...! can hear him pumpin’ it up.

I’m not too worried about that happenin’.

Ha! Nice try, Karen. Do you honestly think I’d still be in business if I hadn’t installed bulletproof glass and kevlar panels on my van years ago?

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man is rich in proportion to the things he can afford to let alone,” said Henry David Thoreau. That might be an exaggerated definition of wealth at most other times, Aries, but its quite apropos for you right now. There’s never been a better time for you to declare total amnesty for everyone who’s ever slighted you. Forgiving and forgetting would not just be a nice thing to do; it would serve your ambitions in ways you cannot yet foresee. (Plus you would get some free kisses and hugs.)

comes to work each morning she f spends an hour writing grants that could help her start a tutoring pro gram for homeless kids. I have a message for them and for all you other Geminis whose big dreams haven’t been getting anywhere near your full attention: It’s time to kick a labor of love into high gear; to transform a hobby into a vocation; to take a giant step towards graduat ing from your amateur status and turning pro.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): When will.your swirling urges for (Apr. 20-May 20): adventure boil over, Cancerian? Years ago I lived in a run-down old When will it become impossible for house in rural North Carolina. At you to keep ignoring the call of illu $50 a month, the rent was steep minating temptations and exotic considering that there was no run sanctuaries? When will you finally ning water and most of the win give in to your longing to escape dows were broken when I moved in. and wander? The astrological omens My bathtub was a bucket I dipped suggest the turning point will come into a well and filled with water soon. They say that in the frontiers that I heated up on my puny gas of your imagination, the vision of a stove. When my food stamps ran brave quest is already simmering. out each month, I’d ride my oneWhere will the mysterious awaken speed bike six miles to the cafeteria ing lead you? To the ends of the at a local college, where I scavenged earth? To the secret heart of a famil scraps that students left behind on iar stranger? To the gritty depths of their plates. I hope this vignette your dreams of the future? inspires you, Taurus, to recall in detail the lowest, most deprived LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Hold period of your life. It’s time to take your breath as you stick out your inventory of how far you’ve come tongue in front of a heart-shaped — and to imagine a future that’s as mirror and howl like a lonely wolf. much an improvement over now as Jump up and down on a bed with now is over then. your pajamas on inside out as you laugh like a horny hyena and try to GEMINI (May 21-June 20): lick your left elbow. Apply edible, The Gemini who drove me to the jalapeno-flavored body paint to airport told me that when he’s not your thighs as you pant like an exu putting in 60 hours a week driving berant dog and listen to the song a cab, he’s working on a screenplay “Love is the Drug.” Rub the head of that has garnered interest from two a match covered with caramel on your ear lobe as you recite passages agents. Meanwhile, the Gemini woman who operates the carousel at from your favorite holy book in the zoo confided that before she your sexiest voice. And then, Leo,

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dream up even more techniques for getting yourself in the mood to try wilder, looser, funnier love.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’re starting to resemble the fruit of a prickly pear cactus: covered with sharp, inedible spikes on the outside but soft and delectable in your hidden places. There’s proba bly a good reason for this, so I won’t ask you to change. Don’t be sur prised or upset, though, if people act as if they’ve been stung when they brush up against you. And if you care about them, be quick to let them know how to work around the thorny exterior and get to the good parts within. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’re looking especially fine. If you’re ever in your life going to be asked to do a modeling job, it might be this week. You also smell really good right now, Libra and your pheromones are unusually enticing. I’m betting you’ll attract more than your usual number of interested parties. A cautionary note: Even though your exceptional ly radiant and fragrant persona may bring you joy and attention, it could also cause a bit of confusion. Not everyone who comes under your spell will know who you really are or what they want from you. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming week, Scorpio, I suggest that you allow yourself the luxury of moving like a Galapagos tortoise. Or check into a motel in a small town where no one knows you and do nothing but lie around and read books that will change your life. Or give yourself permission to sample 15 different flavors of ice cream during a picnic in your warm

living room in the company of a lous nonsense. But you don’t have deep-thinker who would never judge to worry about any of that now. or criticize you. Or induce a waking Your commitment to what’s authen dream, a kind of do-it-yourself tic and long-lasting will serve you movie-in-your-mind’s-eye, in which well in the coming weeks. you audition potential muses who’d like to play a starring role in your AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. inspirations a few weeks from now. 18): The angel Gabriel has played a role in stories dear to three major SAGITTARIUS (Nov. religions. He was a heavenly advisor 22-Dec. 21): Last week I urged you to the Old Testament Jewish to be inspired by seven-year-old prophet Daniel. He gave the word Sagittarian Michael Wong-Sasso, to Mary that she was pregnant with who celebrated his birthday party at a soul who’d call himself the “Son of his favorite spot, a garbage dump. I God.” And he delivered the entire hope you treated yourself and your text of the Koran to Mohammed, allies to a Purge the Junk Party. founder of Islam. While I’m not There’s another element of necessarily saying you’ll be visited Michael’s story that’s apropos to your by this versatile angel, Aquarius — life right now. It seems that his but then again, who knows? — I do mother often hears from critics who predict you’ll at least have a close think she should redirect her son’s brush with an influence that awak passion away from trash. Her ens you to mind-blowing truths. response: “Some people say, ‘Why Like Gabriel, this influence will don’t you steer Michael in a differ deliver insights that are beyond the ent direction.’ My answer is, this is grasp of your current beliefs; to his passion. Whatever his interest is, understand them, you’ll have to I support it.” I’d like you temporarily put aside your theories Sagittarians to give yourself this about how the world works. same unconditional support in the coming weeks. Be your own perfect PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): mother. Nurture and don’t judge “Dear Dr. Brezsny: I hate to be the fascinations that are ripening in stood up by any man I’m dating, you, even if others regard them as but I usually don’t take it personally. dross. And if a woman friend stands me up, I’m almost always pretty forgiv CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- ing. Lately, though, I’ve had to Jan. 19): I’m ambivalent toward endure a new version of this crap: trends. To be of service to my read God Himself has stood me up ers, I have to stay abreast of the lat twice. It’s hard not to come to the conclusion that there’s something est wrinkles. And yet I hate to be just another media parasite exploit wrong with me. Do you have any insight, O Wise Guy? — Paranoid ing the disposable issue-of-themoment. The truth is more impor Pisces.” Dear Paranoid: God’s not tant to me than what’s popular. being mean; He’s merely trying to You’re a lot like me in this regard, motivate you. He wants you to get Capricorn. And sometimes that interferes with your ability to enjoy so mad that you’ll push through the fringe benefits of good old frivo your passivity, and never again put up with anyone making promises they don’t keep.

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attractive, loves a challenge, spontaneous, enjoys music and photography. ISOSPM, 30-45. Enjoys a good laugh and a cuddle, intelligent, romantic and young at heart. 5332_________________ _

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active traveler, honest, open. Enjoys water/winter sports, indies, books, spirits and fine dining. Seeks educated, laid-back gentlemen, politically hip, who appreciates sensual and sexual diversity. 5151

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sensitive, creative lady who likes travel, nature, cultural events. Seeking M, 50-60, healthy, considerate, NS, ND, intelligent, Outgoing, funny, tender, traveler, secure, secure, open-minded, humorous, generous, culturally diverse and enjoys the finer delicacies of life. Moi: 27 YO, SPF, spunky, adventuresome, creative, honest man for witty, fun, intelligent and attractive. 5331 j exciting relationship. 5140____

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Dear Lola, Until recently, I considered myself a happily married woman. My husband has a decent job and is a loving father. While putting away laundry recently, I discovered several pairs of ladies' panties at the bottom of his dresser drawer. I can only think of two explanations and, frankly, I don't know which one is worse. Help! Freaked in Ferrisburgh Dear Freaked, Those pesky panties! You just never know where they'll turn up next, do you? You present an intriguing mystery. But a little deductive reasoning will get you to the bottom of it. You can only think of two explanations. I'll see your two and raise you one. 1) The undies belong to your hus band. 2) They belong to someone else. 3) They're soon to belong to you. If they're brand-new, they may be a gift for you; if so, keep your mouth shut. If your husband were having an affair, one pair of panties might get mixed with his clothes. But several? Which brings us to the most likely scenario: they belong to him. So maybe this man with whom you have this wonderful marriage happens to derive satisfaction from handling, or even wearing, feminine undergarments. So what? My advice? Take a deep breath, sit down and have a little chat with your spouse. Love, Lola

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hair, hazel eyes, vegetarian. Loves: Running, reading, travel, dining out, quiet nights at home, movies. Looking for someone to share my life: Friendship, companionship, LTR. Let's meet over coffee or wine. 5089

played Eliza Doolittle and Yum-Yum, now plays fiddle. Amateur painter, master seamstress. Likes George Eliot and Eliot Spitzer. Seeks man who laughs at himself and George Bush. 4886

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for a sea maiden to go on whale watches with and to explore newhorizons. Porpoises are our friends. Atlantis awaits her. Let's open those ancient doors with our hearts. 5374 HONEST MAN: 31 YO, BLIND, S, MAN.

Seeking LTR. Looking for someone who isn't interested in money or children. Who's into watching sports, who can understand a disability and who has a car. Weare loving, young and vivacious. 5372

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50ish for fun and LTR. Live by myself. Like movies, dinners, some shopping, staying at home cuddling, watching TVwith someone. Be playful. Have funnybone. I'm caring, goodhearted, like children &pets. Call me if interested. 5351 DWM, YOUNG 51. GREAT SMILE, NICE

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massages. I'm30 YOSWM, trim, practice Yoga, think a lot, amsore fromsoccer and cold weather. Seeking someone phys ically and emotionally healthy, who would likewise enjoy mutual alignment through physical touch. 5317

hands seeks woman of any style with imagination that doesn't quit. Ladies in my past may want more, but it's forward for me. Put on your lucky panties and pick up the phone! 5339

take a little finesse? Because I do want a date for fun and good times. What else enters into the picture? Give me a try. 5269

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likes or desires to be "man handled." I'm looking for girls to have fun with. Girls who love porn always a plus! Serious sex maniacs only. 5266

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friendship and possible future with my special dancer. Each door that I open for you, I want to symbolize my desire to never take your presence in my life for granted. Feeling alone in VT. 5337

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hard, life is hard, so amI. Tall, fit, sarcastic, cynical optimist seeks Fcounter 33, seeks sexy, fit, beautiful girl for no part to frown at the world, laugh with each other. Flirt, date, LTR. Hope is pressure fun on the town or city (NYCSWM, 28, 6'2", 140 LBS., BROWN HAIR, Montreal). Comedian sometimes, gentleman everything. Yeah, right. 5262 hazel eyes. ISOSAFor SBFfor discrete, intimate relationship, fun and friendship. always. Let's share a Mojito and a laugh! I VALUE INTEGRITY, HONESTY, AND 5336 I'm very open-minded. Ages 18-45 communication. Like to meet slim, NS, HAPPY NEW YEAR! ISO KIND, CARING, welcome. 5370 woman, 49-62, who shares those values. RECENTLY SEPARATED (NO GARBAGE), happy, 50ish man, cowboy a plus. Tall, lite-skinned, BM, 43, newto area, seeking I'm62, retired, in very good shape. Like heatlhy, outgoing, spontaneous, take a YOUNG 50, DWPM, 6'2", 195 LBS., VERY athletic and fit, very handsome, financially to relate self with newlife. ISOfun-loving, reading, walking, jogging, watching chance. I will. 5075 news, weather, football, baseball. 5259 openhearted women (race no issue) for and emotionally secure, well-rounded, SWF NEW TO AREA. ISO NS, WM, 45-60. panion. Must have sense of EARTHY, ORGANIC, SLIM, INTROSPECTIVE, Looking for someone to spend time with, easygoing, open-minded, sense of humor. friend/com humor, good food &love to laugh loud. Interests include skiing, most outdoor 46 YO, runner type. Into fitness, kind have fun and enjoy life. 5073 Start slow&see? 5326 activities, music, movies, reading, good ness, cognizance, honesty, x-c skiing, DWPF, 33, 5'7", AUBURN/BRN EYES, food, travel, R&R. Looking for PWF, snow shoeing, hiking, canoeing, outdoor ARE YOU READY TO RISK LIVING THE slim&very fit, Catherine Keener-type. 40-45, with similar qualities/interests for 10,000 joys and sufferings of the Great revelations, personal evolution, wood Skier, swimmer, paddler, musician, sophis LTR. 5369 Way? Good looking, DM,40s, indomitable stoves, full moons and foot rubs. 5253 ticated w/just enough sass. Like excursions spirit, creative soul. Into health, healing, SWM, 40, 5'8" 170 LBS., HANDSOME, SW M, 23, EPICURE, REDNECK, ACADEMIC. to Montreal/NYCand the back country, live music, winter sports. Likes soft Enjoys the kind life, the woods, cooking spirited artist, outdoorsy, fit but not good food &music. ISOPM, 30-42, kids touch, naked truths, living simply. Free with passion, travel, culture, language, fanatical, seeks attractive fun-loving fine. 5067 music, versatility of lifestyle. My favorite your mind. Get involved! 5324 woman, 28-40, for sharing and adventure. 23 YO, BF, LOOKING FOR A FUN, CASUAL movie is The Big Lebowski, and I ramble LAUGHTER IS KEY. IF YOU WERE TO It doesn't take muchto get a good laugh relationship. Seeking college educated M, when I talk. Looking for a fit, smart(ass), im fromme. Howabout you? 5249______ agine your ideal lover: Passionate, 20-30 YO. 4924 laid back lady, 21-40, for a few laughs. strong but gentle, knows what he I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT WANTS 5364 LETS START THE NEW YEAR TOGETHER! wants/not controlling, financially secure. to settle down for good. Must be 24-37 Petite DW F, mid-50's. Me: Carebear, bright, SBM SEEKING VOLUPTUOUS F, RACE, AGE This good-looking, in-shape man will pay YO. 5246 happy, healthy, considerate, financially/ and weight not important. Goodpersonality attention and seeks similar SWF, 28-38, emotionally stable, great sense of humor, a must. Call me. 5359 for outdoor/indoor fun. 5323 ______ SWM, 36, LOVES MOVIES, EATING OUT, stand up comedy and the simple things adventurous. Love cuddling, etc., dancing, 25 YO SWM. FRIENDLY, POLITE, NS, TO THE POINT: FAIR LOOKING, KIND in life. Have 8 YOdaughter who is deaf. hiking, cooking, great food, long talks, athletic guy with a sense of humor. ISO gentleman, 43, seeking kind but Learning sign language. ISO26-36, F, animals, togetherness. NS/NA/ND. You: similar, nice F, 22-30. I'm5'9" 160 lbs., aggressive fair lookin g lad y w ith like who likes kids, sports and can laugh at Same. 4922 and enjoy sports, movies, and going out. herself. 5240 interests. Watching adult videos/adult 25 YO, PRETTY, OUTGOING, ANIMAL Give me a call and we'll take it from _____ role playing. 5356 SEEKING SOULMATE! ATTRACTIVE SWPM, lover, single mom, looking for a "good there. 5320 D M ISO S OR D F, 21-35, TO SPEND TIME 33, 5'6", 145 lbs. I enjoy music, movies, man", with similar interests. Call for SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, 28 YO, SWM, with and get to know. I'ma fun-loving snow boarding and cuddling and am those, lets go for a walk. If you have newto VT. Honest, caring, loving. No seeking similar in SF, 25-40. Call if you children and animals, even better. Friends man who likes to take romantic dinners games. College educated. Slim6'0". Seeks walk on the sunny side of life and are and cuddle up on the couch to a good or LTR, let's see what transpires. 4907 someone who enjoys getting back rubs movie. If interested, get in touch with looking to settle down. Kids OK. 5236 SWF, 48, LOOKING FOR MAN WHO LOVES and surprise love letters. Loves random me. 5355 to dance in the kitchen while making road trips, live music, movies, and talking 40ISH, DWM SEEKING 35-45, F, WHO would like to meet a hardworking respon dinner. Must enjoy laughing, music, all night. 5319 sible woman. If you are petite to medium sensuality, road trips to nowhere in build and would like to get together. particular, good wine, great conversation. Let's have coffee. 5226 Call me with your idea of a perfect evening. 4904 UNIQUE 48 YO, PETITE, ACTIVE, ATTRAC-

tive in Eastern European way, silly, upbeat, slightly cynical, progressive, P. Dreams of being a Klezmer clarinet player. Interested in learning all types of dance. Looking for a unique guy tojoin me. 5077

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active, intelligent SF, for outdoor adventure (skiing, mtn. biking) and the occasional deep thought, fine wine or good flick. Me: 6'2", 195 lbs., athletic, brown hair/eyes, outgoing. Friends first, then who knows? 5225 gentle SWM.Seeks fit, kind, unassuming, NS, SWF, 38-46, to share winter walks, hot chocolate and plenty of pillowtalk. 5158

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lbs., middle aged, runneraholic, loves endorphins and long runs. Seeks openminded and NS, free spirit for wonderful adventures. Also love hiking, nature, drawing, guitar, writing and eggplant parmigiana. My course or yours? 5152 MOVING INTO NEW HOUSE AND LOOKING

for companion/partner to share it with. Into antiques, golf, fishing, intimate dinners. 80%vegetarian. You: Similar interests., late 40s or 50s. Let's see if we are compatible. 5147 MSEEKS MISSING F. EGYPTIAN PRIESTESS,

earthworker, balances of polarities, healing artist. This time around has been hard. Confusing, challenging, abusive. Digging deep for meaning. I'mdoing the same. We've been building this future for lives. Awaiting our reunion. 5145 ATHLETIC GENT, VERMONT ADVENTURER

acquainted with the magical hideaways. SPM, 43, warm, attractive, emotionally avail. 6'0", 160 lbs. Enjoy slowmotion on snow, water, wheel and terra firma. Silly K9 included. 5142 30 YO, SWM, NS, COLLEGE EDUCATED P,

seeks fun and friendship from23-40 YOF, who enjoys the outdoors. Must be intel ligent, honest, secure, fit and fun. Must like dogs. 5139 MIDDLE-AGED ROMANTIC SEEKING

soulmate. Well-educated P. Progressive, health-conscious, literate. Enthusiastic runner, hiker, x-c skier. Committed parttime dad who lives modestly. 46, 147 lbs., physically fit. Seeking an intelligent, forthright, responsive woman seeking _____ intimacy in a LTR. 5137 HI, I'M 39 YO, DWM, 5'11", BLUE EYES,

brown hair, balding. ISOSDWF, 29-40 YO with sense of humor. Lots of interests looking for romance and LTR. Please respond. 5134 ___________ STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND. LOOKING

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lorsy, goofy, romantic, a little kinky, Itractive, honest, 30ish-40, healthy, hyful, mellow, HW P, dog lover. Into, imping, road trips, art, good food,-420, rowshoeing, x-c skiing, biking, garden113, homesteading, working w/hands, j ring world. Me: Too. 5055________ J UNCLE STEVE IS SEEKING A WOMEN

nthe Burlington area. 6'0", 210 lbs., B |B. He is humorous, fun to hangout Ith, reader, walker, plays board games. 1 is desiring to share the above and to dimmore about your interests. 5045 2 YO , GOOD-LOOKING, NATURE BOY, FIT, Iiletic, open-minded, creatively Lenturous, spontaneously passionate, |>gressive, caring, spiritually unique, b cute, sweet, petite, organic F, who I uldrather examine the curiosities of liividualismthan malaise their conIousness w/TV. Newin town 5035___ ILK OUT OF ANY DOORWAY, FEEL

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Irepreneur, fit, emotionally-aware, good ^ng, honest, trustworthy, sensitive, inJewish. Enjoy golfing, nature, skiing, I idling, intimacy, being real. Seeking I ritually-attuned, 40-53 YO, conscious, diligent, attractive, fit woman to expeKe a great adventure together. 5029

A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU! LET'S

exchange gifts. Onthe inside after the layers come off, you'll find pure love, caring, and kindness. Earthiness. This mid-aged runner, 5'9", 160 lbs., writer, artist hopes to find a gift. One of love, kindness and caring. NS. 4895____ SEEKING WOMEN, "AWARE" OF THE "JOY'

PASSIONATE, ATTRACTIVE, BIF, 30s. ISO

G/BIF for friendship (not LTR) and explo ration of sensuality. I enjoy music, dancing, cooking, gardening, movies, animals, long woods walks. Please be feminine, attractive, honest, sincere, passionate, fun and enjoy laughing. No D/S/A. 5094

fromwithin that will be expressed out wardly in relationship when consorting with an insightful and aspiring M,she is probably late 30's-40's. 4891

GALLOPS THROUGH THE SNOW? DANCING

women > women

SGF,26, ISO GF TO SHARE LIFE WITH. I

LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE

out there, who's looking for the same things in a person. Caring, loving, warm, honest, kind, loyal, friendly and lots more. And who's lonely like me. Love to meet some wonderful ladies out there to become friends and more. 5380 SGF ISO LTR: NS/ND IN MID 30s OR 40s

who, like myself, is slim, attractive, educated, bright, serious with depth but fun too! Have adventurous personality and culinary tastes with love of nature, music and travel. Emotional availability a must! 5368 20 YO, SWF, BI-CURIOUS, ATTRACTIVE,

all night? I'ma fun girl, who's sweet with some steel, that has a thing for leopard print. I want to meet women not afraid of themselves, 18-25. 5025________

enjoy "good beer", dancing, music, romance, I love animals, looking for the special someone to spark up my life. 4903 FRIENDSHIP FIRST: MID 50$, LOOKING FOR friends with similar interests:

Reading, traveling, cultural events, work ing out, running, dining out, movies, long walks, quiet nights at home. Let's meet over coffee or wine and see what develops. 4896 21 YO, ATHLETIC, CUTE, SARCASTIC AND

charming SWF. Seeking 20-25 YOSF, who is fun, intelligent, motivated, intriguing and completely spontaneous. Friendship first, must be independent. 4887

men > men hardworking, intelligent, and funny. ISO 20-25 YO, SF, cute, spontaneous, and someone who can enjoy my love for red J BIM, 5'5", 140 LBS., CLEAN, SAFE AND ! discreet. Very submissive. I need to be wine and can maybe teach me a few things about myself! 5347 _______ ! punished and humiliated. B &D, S &M j OK. Have hot lips waiting to be used. TAURUS, SENSITIVE, FUN, SANE, HARDInterested. Let's talk &meet first and see working, cute, financially secure, normal J! w hat comes up and off. 5379 dyke looking for the same ina friend, for xc skiing, just hanging out, you know, being ! ATTRACTIVE GM SEEKS WINTER WARMTH. friends. Washington Countyarea. If you're j Fit 50s, 5'10", 190 lbs., trimsalt/pepper in need of a newpal, andare sane and not J hair/beard. Enjoys x-c skiing and snowj shoeing, as well as cooking and good an ax murderer, answer this ad. 5267 movies/books. Seeks GM, 40-55, NS/ND, with similar interests. Burlington to Middlebury, for outdoor winter adventures and more. 5378

! sexy, 33 YO, WM.ISOuninhibited sexy j women into watching each other { masturbate. Pvt. showings, erotic J fantasies. Very respectful and discreet. ! It's all about sharing sexual energy. No ! SWM LOOKING FOR SWEET, HONEST, ! caring, sincere, outgoing, energetic, likes j strings. Watch me, show me. 5098 j the outdoors, quality time. I'myoung, j MACU, MIDDLE-AGED, LOOKING FOR J energetic, easily excitable and funny. J adult fun with other MACUs. Prefer those ! Enjoys a good time or just sitting at ! that don't play games. We are clean, ! home for a nice evening watching the ! discreet and honest. Age, race and size j sun set and rise. 5245 j not important, honesty is. Give us a call maybe we could have some fun. 5376 S GWM, 21, 5'11", 165 LBS., WORK OUT i 2-3 times a week. ISOsame. Just looking ! OVERWEIGHT Fs NEED LOVE AND ! to meet some people in the Burlington j attention. Retired Mdedicated to listening ! area, get coffee, or hang out, the possibil- j and serving. Have strength in hands and | ities are endless. I'mup for some company J nubile tongue. Let's meet. Play footsies | sometime, are you? Call me. 5232 ! and discuss your needs. Love to eat in or ! out. 5375 _________________ ! GWPM, 26, 5'9", 140 LBS., SEEKS ! similar 20-30, for comfort on these cold ; THIS IS REAL! ISO CU ONLY IN THE j nights. Letter preferred, no chunk, no ; Burlington area. 38 YOM,good-looking. | drunks. All others will get a reply. It's ! Very sexual encounters. Threesomes. Very ! big, it's beautiful, and you're gonna love ! clean. Have fantasy. Also have girlfriend. it! 5231 I! —________________ _______________ ___ __________ ____ | Very willing. Both BI. Serious calls only, | 24 YO, SBIM, 5'10", 170 LBS., BROWN/ j Let's have some fun. 5371 j hazel looking for other m en, 18-30, who J ATTRACTIVE MAWM, 30s ISO Fs WHO | want to be serviced orally. Discretion ! need the best: Oral satisfaction, back ! assured and expected. Must be clean and ! massages, discretion, no strings 5342 j disease free. No chubs or bears. 5223 ] EXHIBITIONISTS AND VOYEURS: WE'RE | SUB M, LATE 30s, LIKES TO GIVE ORAL | looking for other M/Fvoyeurs and exhibi| pleasure. Looking to meet guys in ! tionists for fun conversations and new ! Lamoille County. Truckers/delivery men. ! friendships. If these things interest you, j Cool discretion please. 5143________ j let's chat. 5341 j SGWM, 20 YO, BURLINGTON AREA,

j HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, VERY FIT

; attending college. Seeking M, 18-30 for j fun, intimate, and private encounters, j Short-termor long-term. 5132

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! PM SEEKS FUN NEAR BURLINGTON. 43,

; ATTRACTIVE MAWM ISO S/MA F, IN THE

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To be eligible all ads must be submitted via email and the “friend's name" field must have the name of someone who has already placed a personal ad with SEVEN DAYS. Email entries received from now until noon on February 7, 2003 will be eligible. Notified by February J2th . PUNK BOY WITH PINK HAIR: WHArD YOU

i spy I SPIED YOU AT FINNEGAN'S: YOU'RE A

classy dresser, smoker, Bud draft guy. Secretly followed you to your Volvo. Let's meet. You won't be disappointed. 5377

do, fall on all of those spikes? You rock. What are you going to do with your ten? That could get dirty. You're so fun. Little rabid animals are scary. 5352 I SPY A BIRTHDAY BOY! FEB. 14? 16?

playful CUseeking contact with other CUs opento friendship, fun and exploration of the unlimited possibilities inthe lightness of being. 5040_______________

I SPY YOU, HANDSOME SHOE GUY. TALL,

good-looking, great eyes. Me: Short blonde. I would love to be picked up by you. I'll be wearing leopard. I think that you need a first. Stop by and see me. 5373

12? You are getting old. Hopefully not too old to hang out and have a couple beers. Can I take you out for a birthday dinner? 5350

COLD DAYS, HOT NIGHTS. SECURE,

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party &tried flirting, but apparently didn't do it well. I was hoping you'd flirt back on my birthday. Is the scarf keeping you warm? Regardless, could we try having dinner together? 5349___________

CURIOUS, CREATIVE, ADVENTUROUS,

healthy CUISOS/MA petite Ffor menage a trois. Et tu? Discretion and safety utmost. Is this your fantasy too? Call us. Dinner first, and then? 5039

while you sat on a yoga mat. Are you just very friendly or are you curious? Me: Too shy to ask. Want to have a hot cocoa? 5365_________________

I AM A NUDIST AND NEW TO BURLINGTON

I SPY A BOLSHEVIK WITH SPRAINED

and Looking for other nudist and nudecurious guys and gals to hang out with. Let's chat. 5026 ATTRACTIVE, ARTISTIC, YOUNG WM IN

Burlington seeks individuals and couples for group masturbation and fantasy. Would also like to befriend a cool guy so that we could pleasure women as a team. 4919 LESBIAN CU SEEKING MTO HELP WITH

having children. This is a non-parental role and non-sexual. You could be reward ed greatly. 4911 PIERCED SMOOTHIE CU, 21, F & 32 YO

M,seek BIF, 18-30, for friendship and more. Looking for more than a roll in the hay. Friendship is a must. Must be D&D free. Give us a call! 4906

just friends FUN OUTSIDE! LOOKING FOR AN

adventure partner! For rock climbing, ski ing (BCand resort) hiking and other mountain games. I've had enough of the self-belay. 5344 TIRED OF GOING ALONE. ADVENTURE

partner wanted for skiing, ice and rock climbing, and traveling. If you think life is a mountain not a beach. 5154

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manager of the Smuggs information booth. Every time I see you my knees go weak. Let me knowif you're available because I am. Looking local thinking big. 5248___________________

SUBARU M, I'M A SUBARU F WITH 2

degrees, love of adventure, and world saving attitude. Howmany of us are there? Just curious. Too bad all you want is a lick. 5244

wrist head-butting CDs. The doctor recommends at least one hour of Sly and The Family Stone to restore deserved exuberance. You win! 5363_________

1/10, BIRTHDAY GIRL: I CAME TO YOUR

ALEXANDRIA H.: YOU ARE A SPUNKY

ball of fire and super love. You're the Wendy to my Stan, the Maude to my Harold. Forget the "Big Sy," he's got nothing on me. 5346___________ FRI., 1/10, NECTARS, I SPY TWO

beautiful goddesses on the dance floor. One blonde the other brunette. Thanks for the show! 5345 __________

might have snuck in with 15, could you be more specific. If so we should meet for a beverage. 5243 1/10, AMERICAN FLATBREAD'S,

Middlebury: Hey mid-30s guy with your buddies. We locked eyes a fewtimes. I was near the oven with two friends, wearing a pink sweater and thinking to myself that you had a great smile. 5242 TO BOX #5037: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR

a Memployee who is around 20 YOat the Shelburne IGA? If yes, please respond to this ad. Thank you. 5241 CUTIE AT SUNDAY NIGHT MASS. YOU

walked by me once and I caught a glimpse of your pawtattoo on the back of your neck. I have been thinking of you ever since when I see a cat. Your face is intoxicating as catnip. 5239 ERIC, 12/22, DOWNTOWN: I'M CHRISTMAS

J85 Pearl Street Burlington

fun, between 20-35, any race, no STDs please. Friends first then more. 5057

I AM 24, HE IS 32. I'M LOOKING FOR A

TO THE TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME

12/18, HANNAFORDS, NORTH AVE.: I

BIMfor fun. I would like to see you with my boyfriend. I would love to watch you make himfeel good. I would like you to be attractive and well-endowed. 30-40ish YO. 5250___________________ writer, seeks educated SWFin Northeast Kingdomarea for friendship and possible LTR. I'msure you are out there. Take a chance and respond. 5229

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1/18, MUDDY WATERS: YOU: SCRUFFY

brown hair, red hoodie, coffee, intently studying. Me: Short-haired girl making eyes frombehind the counter. Too shy to interrupt. Maybe next time you'll have __ less work and more time. SAT., 1/18, MORNING, HANNAFORD IN

S. Burlington: You: Attractive, dressed in black, short blonde hair, in front of me on line. Asked if I wanted to pay for your groceries, said I'd pass. Howabout dinner? 5321 _______________ YOU: TALL, RED DREAD WITH A BAD

cold. ME: Artistic type froma distant city. Hope you're feeling better. Call me. 5316 1/14, RADIO BEAN: ORPHAN GIRL, I FELL

off my chair laughing. I'mintrigued. 5315 NOT CUT FOR CORPORATE AMERICA: AM

I too late for that smoothie invitation? Scratched CDguy, 5268__________

RADIANT BEAUTY: SEDUCTIVELY SEEKING

to pique your curiosity. Please write or call this handsome beast. 5261_____

light challenged but if you think you can help me with this issue, I would love to talk to/see you again. Never done this before, but you were so understanding. M.5238__________________ YOU: FLOWING RED HAIR, WALKING

downState St., 3ish. Me: Brownish hair, up in a bandana, passenger in a green Saab. Wedrove byyou 3 times. Our eyes met, and followed each other as we drove by. Wehad a moment or two. I just wanted to say, "You're cute!" 5237 ______ I SPY A GORGEOUS GUY WITH LONG,

brown hair and sexy eyes. He works at Liquid Energy Cafe. You knowwho you are! I spilled my soup when I sawyou! 5234 SAT., 1/11, AROUND 9 A.M.: I spy a woman with a beautiful smile and a black winter hat and coat walking into Dunkin Donuts as I was walking out. Our eyes met and we smiled. Me: Blonde guy with black glasses and green coat. Wanted to go back and introduce myself. Would like to meet you. 5230 __________ 1/12, NORTH AVE.: BOY WITH DOG,

stunning smile, redToyota truck, wise anti-war words etched into dusty back win dow. Me: Seriously impressed chick, blue VW , grinning like an idiot, flashed you a peace sign. Stand up, keep fighting! 5228 EDGEWATERS, MALLETS BAY, HALLOWEEN:

You: Ms. Gandie (Marion?) with Mother Teresa. Me: A1750 French Officer. Meet Essex Bowling Alley playing a video YOU WORK AT LIQUID ENERGY, I COME game. Brown/blonde shaved head. Thick in for fresh grapefruit juice and you catch for coffee, lunch or dinner? 5224____ > framed glasses. Be patient. DoI look like SAT., 1/18, HUNGER MTN. COOP. YOU: my eye. Is it the long, black hair? Great RED SQUARE, FRI. NIGHT: YOU: TALL, your mom? 5362 _________ Strikingly beautiful moonsilver hair and smile? You seemsweetly sexy. Acompli skin ny, baseball hat w/curty red head jewelry. Me: S dad with daughter behind ment I'motherwise too shy to extend in wannabe girl. Why waste time with her? TO THE BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WITH THE you in cash-out line. I'mnot one to start person. 5257 ___________ Get nasty with me. I overheard your big black dog. You may be too humble to a conversation with a stranger, but, hey about her moving to LA, believe this is about you, but it is! What you never know. 5330____________ 1/9, G.U. , LAURA: THANK YOU FOR THE conversation howabout I move in with you? 5222 other musician/tennis player/webmaster/ quick chat on aging. You've aged well. craft mama/sharp dresser would it be? 5358 SUN., 1/19, 4:30 P.M., CITY MARKET: Your smile is stunning! Thanks for making CLOTHES BY THE POUND. BLONDE PUNK You: VGLguy, with pointy hat at service my day. Free for dinner or an evening boy: You're a cutie. I'mthe spastic YOU CURVY REDHEAD WITH CONFUSED esk checkout. Me: Behind you, yellow walk? M. 5255____________ shopper who paid all in coins. You made look and little, nervous dog. I happen to d sw eatshirt, jeans. E ye contact several me smile. 5155 __________ _ knowyou have been sneaking crunchitos times. Youforgot something, came back 1/10, CAPITOL GROUNDS, 9 A.M.: into the movies. I won't tell, if you Beautiful blon d e w ith fu n ky glasses an d SPEED DATING DEC. 11: YOU: FROM in. Wish I had asked you out for coffee. share. 5357 Boston area. Spent time with Peace Corps Howabout it? 5329_____________ cappuccino muffins. Guy in red hat was watching you lustfully. Wordis out that in Africa. Me: U.S.P.S. guy that wanted to 1/23, 10 A.M., CAPITOL GROUNDS, A BROWN EYED, BROWN HAIRED, BIKE you'll be back. So will I. 5254_______ talk more. I didn't realize that you were■> Montpelier: You: Handsome, longhaired, rider with an ad on-line. I think you rode still there after we finished. I checked redhead, Mdressed in black. ME: Dreaded for the AIDS vaccine and live in Richmond. A BEAUTIFUL SUGARBUSH SKI INSTRUC- yes, but think that I got the name guy in trench coat having coffee with a tor eating my french fries. You caused Sou n d s lik e w e h ave a lot in co m m o n . C are wrong? Would love to talk again. 5153 friend. Lots of eyes between you and I. quite a stir. Make me dinner and I'll tell to m eet for coffee, a h ik e, etc.?______ . Dinner?____________________ youwhy. 5252 ___ _________ _ ALLISON: THOUGH I'M MORE AT ERUDI1/17, HEALTHY LIVING NATURAL FOODS tion, I nowknowyour name and electri 1/22, BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING: I SPY A VERY CUTE GUY WHO CAME INTO store: You: Long coat, light hair, friendly, Obnoxious green hat. Got "butterflies" the store and wasn't able to talk. He had fying touch. Can you imagine my surprise feisty. M e : D a rk h air, lookin g for in cen se, a when the word became woman? I wonder seeing you (parked near us in a white little slowonthe rebound. Weconnected. a green tongue ring and drove off in a if you've read the Magic Barrel, though car). 5354_________ _________ Seren w hite car. T h is boy w ou ld love to m eet dipity happens! Canwe talk? 5325 you offer fruit beyond mere art. 5150_ you! 5251 PINK HAIR. VOLUPTUOUS LIPS AT BEN & I SPY REGAN, WHOM I THOUGHT MOVED Jerry's in Middlebury. If you show me away. But then we conversed at AppleBee's yours, I'll showyou mine. Trips to the that day. Whenshe smiled at me, my Alps, candlelit dinners, long walks on the tongue was tied. I didn't knowwhat to beach. Please hurt me. 5353 say! 5144 MONKEY SUIT? I SPIED YOU AT THE

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11/23, BERLIN SHAW'S DELI: YOU

South End/Shelburne bus ride: You infront of me eating an apple. I said, but I wanted to say more. You interesting, maybe you'll turn and talk to me. Hope to see you future bus rides. 5129____

number 8, like Italian meat. Me number 13, half Italian (Italian-American, really)!. As "Italian" as the prosciutto we bought. Want to get together, share some Italian meat and explore my other half? 5087

YOuTeDIBLE COOK AT FARMERS DINNER:

Yoga chick: Avery hot class. You: Back corner by windows, bailed early. Me: Hoping to meet you. Ring me up, let's discuss techniques. Half-moon Dude 5074

noon, sat "hello," seem around on

brown hair, hazel eyes. Me: blue eyes, would like to get cooking in other ways. DoI get a to showyou other ways to heat up? 5127_______________

Tousled Brunette, things chance things

NEW YEARS DAY, 4:30. P.M., BIKRAM

12/30, ERIC, MONTPELIER, CAPITOL

Grounds to Savoy Theater: You: Handsome, articulate tour guide and 12/31, SOMEWHERE CT: YOU: SEXY, movie analyst (Bowling for Columbine). brunette, blue AE hat. Me: Attractive blonde, couldn't keep her eyes off of you. Me: Intrigued, tall, blonde more bold than usual. There must be an explanation. Can W eshared champagne and Chambord! Let's share another drink and maybe some I buy you a coffee? M.5072________ Wango-Tango. 5124 12/23, CLAUSSEN'S GREENHOUSE IN Colchester, just after 1 p.m. You were 12/20, WE MET AT MY FRIEND'S BIRTHblonde and beautiful, inquiring about day party. You were entertaining. I was hummingbird feeders. I was buying gifts entertained. You said I was handsome. I for my relatives at the counter. I should saidyou were beautiful. I was French. Youwere Venezuelan. I wish I had gotten have been asking if I could buy you din ner. Can I? 5056 your number. Call me. 5123 12/13: TO THE THREE GUYS WHO ROLLED the Dart across W inooski Ave. to

the gas station: Thanks again! Happy NewYear! The Driver. 5111_______________ MELISSA. LOVE YOUR SMILE. IT WARMS

your heart each time I see it. Let's do dinner &movie sometime. By the way there was enough roomon the chair for the both of us. 5095 TATL? YOU CALLED MY AD FOR

submissive guy/black welcome. Said we wouldtalk. Yousounded good. Didn't get .your number. 5092 A HOT BLONDE! YOU: SHORT, SEXY HAIR,

furry coat, getting out of a blue Jetta. Me: Just a passerby. Wouldyou possibly be into a hot threesome with that cute girlfriend of yours? Maybe after some white wine? 5088

7Dp6rsonals

I SPY AN INTRIGUING GUY AT THE

Bristol Bakery, the two Fridays after Thanksgiving. We kept making eye contact. I was wearing blackski pants. Youwere playing chess. Tea? 5050__________ 12/18, 7 P.M., HANNAFORDS (NORTH

ave.). I was ahead of you in the express lane, you snuck through with 15 items. You wore a baseball cap and drove off in a white truck. Wish I had introduced myself! 5049

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12/11, 2 P.M., UMALL, BATH & BODY

you as I shopped, blonde hair, great smile. Me: Just in fromskiing. We smiled and waved as I left. One time I wish my check-out line was slower! I'd like to knowmore about you. 5037 _____

Works: You: Cute blonde employee, with fantastic blue eyes, helped me pick out an Xmas gift for myaunt. Me: Tall, thin, leatherjacket, wants to buyyou something too. 4900

12/18, WAITER NAMED BRIAN WORKING

LAUNDROMAT BY TRACKS GIRL. LET'S

at the Sheraton for the Fletcher Allen holiday celebration: I sat with a bunch of women who asked you to bring us tequila and dance on the table. I think we need to get together for that drink. Interested? 5036

have that margarita, then dirty the sheets before we clean them. No need for tepid-water gentle cycle with me, though. I like it very hot, very wet. Call me L.L. ____ Bean Boy. 4893

12/12, 3 P.M.: YOU: JOG IN ORANGE

hair, beautiful smile, redshirt, bluejeans. Me: Short brown hair, green sweater. We held a long stare when ordering drinks. Still kicking myself for not speaking. Can you ease my suffering? 4890

pants and black/blue. I was with my dog, left only a trace, but felt a kind of ray. The sandman gave crescent dreams, was it harmony? 5031 NINO: DO YOU WANT TO MEET ME? 5028 LATE NIGHT BARRE FAST STOP: I SPY A

very sexy blonde. Your lips are luscious, your eyes, mesmerizing, and your conver sation, titillating. You've got some butt on that ass! You're a beautiful woman and unlike your ex, I love women. 4923 12/4, MUDDY WATERS: I SPIED AN

attractive brown haired woman drinking tea (two whole pots) with a friend. I sat across fromyou, beard and big book, we exchanged a few glances. Let's have tea and talk. Two pots maybe? 4920 YOU: THAT CUTE BOY THAT WORKS AT

EMS, I think you go to JSC. I'll be looking for you over Xmas break. Will you be my teddy bear? 4913

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SAT., 12/7, RUSTY NAIL: YOU: BROWN

WED., 12/4, TGIFRIDAYS: YOU: DENIM

jacket with sheepskin collar. Me: Short, brown hair, tan turtleneck. Lots of eye contact. Was gonna buy you a drink, but you were leaving. Can I? 4888

Message Board 1/8, MR. MIKE'S: YOU: STUNNING

blonde complaining howyou never get "spied." Me: Scumbag with goatee (soon to be mustache) trying to get you drunk. Let's make babies. I love you! Meow, meow, meow. SIR LANCELOT: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I

found you. I'mthe luckiest woman in all of the land.

12/7, MAIN ST., 1:30 A.M.: YOU: M,

stunningly beautiful woman dressed in black with backpack reading 7 Days. I was sitting right near you trying to read but was far too distracted. I would like to be stunned again. 5043

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brown hair, great smile. You bumped into me, "Excuse me," (smoothly). We made eye contact. Me: Dumbstruck brunette with friend. I said nothing. Wanted to let you know you can brush against me anytime. 4910

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