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FORGIVE AND FORGET? Peter Freyne’s most recent column, a year-end review of 1998, saddened me. I was dis appointed because he capped off a year that was deeply painful for me, but also because he misrepresented and misin formed his readers. Peter’s col umn is very entertaining. I admit for the most part I enjoy reading it, and I like Peter Freyne. It hurts to be called unethical when you know that you are not dishonest and that the actions that led Mr. Freyne. to characterize me in that light were not intended nor were they in real terms unethical. I did not “bribe” my oppo nent. Ms. Markowitz, Rep. Ben Rose and I never thought it was a “bribe.” That was Mr. Freyne’s creation. As a young college student, under deadline, I did sign a dean’s name to a form for mailing labels for a student government project, labels I had her permission to attain. I was wrong to sign her name, but I want to make it clear I was not personally bene fiting from the signing of the - s form. This didnfemake it into Peter’s column. It is fascinating to me that nobody ever wonders how it is that Mr. Freyne got those sto ries. It disappoints me that political opponents even in Vermont are willing to use Washington-style character

assassination, personal attacks and mean-spirited tactics just to stop someone from serving the people. I can only take comfort in the idea that I must have been effective in government to threaten the establishment to an extent that they were willing to pull out the most gruesome of personal attacks in order to stop me. For most of my life, I dreartied of serving people in public office. I cherish the six years I have served. I have always worked to help people that are left behind. I find Peter’s column most hurtful because it personally attacks my motivations and my integrity. It isn’t a critique of my positions or my ideas, but it calls into question the kind of person I am. Reading Peter Freyne is sometimes like an out-of-body experience. I couldn’t imagine whom he was talking about. We need media reform more than we ever needed cam paign finance reform. Colum nists and some reporters have too much power to make or break a political candidate. Sources for stories should be made public so, like in the case of Kenneth Starr, the public might judge the motivations of the source. Editors have a responsibility to monitor the extent to which a columnist is using or abusing the power of their column. One of the rea-

sons why spending limits in campaigns are destructive is precisely because you eventually run out of resources in which you can effectively respond to a reporter’s or columnist’s attack. I learned many lessons in 1998. I made huge mistakes and fell into many traps; it kills me when I think about some of them because I especially should have known better. I know that at 27 years old, I am not ready to just die and go away, give up on a dream. We all make mistakes and,with remorse, we are forgiven and then move forward. Peter Freyne is precisely an example of the forgiving nature of the people of Vermont. Many of us gave him a second chance after his mistakes. I just hope he is as generous. I wish everyone, including Peter Freyne, a Happy New Year and a New Beginning. — Steve Howard Rutland

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both chambers of the Vermont Legislature. Their ranks of Top Dogs in Montpeculiar Surprisingly, the winner of Round 1 in the (puppy dogs, really), were reduced in Great 1999 Burlington Mayoral Extravaganza November from Jim Douglas, the state treasur is the challenger in the blue trunks — er, and Jim Milne, the secretary of state, to just Republican Kurt Wright. Jim Douglas. The once invincible Vermont Wright and the incumbent, Progressive Republican Party is left with just one measly Mayor Peter Clavelle, in the red trunks, held constitutional officeholder. dueling press conferences at City Hall Monday. Apparently, enough was finally enough. And Kwik Stop Kurt was the only one landing National committeeman Allen Martin, former punches — two stiff jabs, to be exact. state chairman and squire of the GOP s Wright challenged Mayor Moonie to abide Chittenden County silk-stocking wing, has by a $15,000 spending cap and asked Clavelle resigned. O n January 30, the state committee to abandon the Prog tradition of is expected to vote in Skip having campaign workers pick Vallee as Big Al’s replace up absentee ballots from voters. ment. New blood. Its part of their aggressive getAnd the state party’s out-the-vote effort, and its executive director, Ruth been quite successful over the Stokes, is next up on the exit years. Naturally, Mayor Moonie ramp. The word is, Ruth, declined both requests. who was Mayor Brownell’s As Wright knows, city clerk, is staying on until Progressives like Clavelle and March in hopes of returning his predecessor, Bernie Sanders, to City Hall in the adminisusually outspend their oppo tration of Burlington Mayor nents. In the last contested Kurt Wright, should that mayoral race in 1995, Clavelle come to pass. o'utspent both his opponents Not so, says Ruth. The combined as he reclaimed the timing of her departure, she office he’d lost in 1993. In his says, “has nothing to do with comeback year, the Winooski the Burlington mayor’s race.” Democrat turned Burlington And Wright says he has Progressive spent $40,000, never discussed the matter while incumbent Republican with Stokes. Mayor Peter Brownell and “We recognize we have Democratic spoiler Paul an uphill battle,” says state Lafayette each spent only GOP chairman Patrick $16,000. Progs regularly con BY P ET ER FR EYN E Garahan. As for the depardemn the influence of money ture of Martin and Stokes, Garahan says, “We on politics, but obviously their condemnation have to adapt, and this is part of the process.” only applies to Democrats and Republicans. Interesting note on Skip Vallee. Fresh out Money that Progressives raise is, after all, for a of college in 1982, he applied for a post on noble, righteous cause. Score one for Mr. Democrat U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy’s staff. He Wright. didn’t get it. It was a mail room position, and Clavelle’s opening gambit was the conven it went to a young fella by the name of Luke ing of a “Democrats for Clavelle’’ press confer Albee. Subsequently Vallee landed a ence. It was a bust. County Democratic Chair Washington job with Republican U.S. Sen. John Patch was master of ceremonies, but only Robert Stafford. And Albee eventually left the a handful of the 23 listed Democrats showed mail room. Today he’s St. Patrick’s chief of up. And the two Democrat state senators pre staff. Onward and upward. sent — Jan Backus and Jean Ankeney — don’t Surprise Guest — The attendance of one indi even live in Burlington. O f the six Burlington vidual in particular caused a few heads to turn Ds who serve in the House, only Mary at the Statehouse on opening day last week. Sullivan’s name was on Clavelle’s list, and she There was Haskell Garrett of Burlington, exec wasn’t there, either. J^s things were winding utive director of ALANA, a nonprofit minority down, Wright entered the hall, and you could health care organization, accompanied by n’t miss the smile that broke out on his face as David Curtis, a lawyer and the Democrat he counted the sparse turnout. party chairman. “O f the few people who were there,” Kurt A WCAX-TV crew caught Garrett’s arrest told Inside Track, “half were Progressives, and at gunpoint on December 21 outside the emer several of the other people there don’t even live gency room at the Mary Fanny. He was in Burlington. If it was my press conference,” charged with kidnapping, stalking and firsthe said, “I would have been very disappoint degree aggravated domestic assault. According ed.” The Kwik Stop candidate promised Inside to court records, his conditions of release state Track than when he has his “Democrats for he is under 24-hour curfew “except for work Wright” event later in the campaign, he’ll get and when accompanied by his brother who “at least five times as many Burlington will drive him to and from work.” Democrats to my press conference as Mayor Curtis told Inside Track Garrett is “a Clavelle had here today.” friend” who he asked to drive him to the Clavelle’s less than spectacular endorsement Statehouse that day. Curtis said he had spoken show was such a dud that Tuesday morning his with Eric Selig, Garrett’s assigned public campaign manager, Peter Baker, was on the defender, who told him it would be okay. Selig, horn to “The M ark Johnson Show” on however, told Inside Track this week there was WKDR radio complaining that the local media a “misunderstanding” on Curtis’ part. was ignoring the momentous support Mayor Garrett has a lengthy record going back to Clavelle was getting from leading Democrats. his days in the Big Apple and a 1991 simple Baker’s a 25-year-old Oregon native who’s assault conviction in Vermont. Informed of worked on Clavelle’s 1997 “non-race” and Garrett’s Statehouse visit, Deputy State’s Sanders’ congressional campaign. He represents Attorney Phil Danielson said he’d be seeking the new generation of twentysomething “more information.” Burlington Progs. He’s got a real doozy of a Media Notes — W G O P .. .sorry.. .WCAX-TV campaign on his hands. It’ll be excellent expe anchorman Marselis Parsons’ live interview rience for him. Monday night with Sen. Patrick Leahy on the Rebuilding at Last? — Hey, stop the presses! subject of impeachment was the Tuesday You remember the Vermont Republican Party morning buzz. Many took note of Parsons’ — the limpest, most lackluster state political comparison of President Bill Clinton’s “crimes” campaign machine in the country? The good to those of Vermont’s infamous crooked drug news is, there are signs that a changing of the cop of the 1970s, Paul Lawrence. Lawrence Old Guard is underway. The Vermont GOP went to prison, and Gov. Tom Salmon par has been unable to get its statewide candidates doned more than 70 Vermonters convicted on elected of late, and fer the second consecutive Lawrence’s lies. Hey, Marselis, what are you biennium, the G O P is the minority party in smoking? (Z)

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|The Honeymoon Is Over After a Marius and Roxana Dumitrescu filed for divorce in southern Romania, citing “irreconcilable differences.” According to court records, Marius wanted Roxana to wear mauve clothing, as his mother always did, but she preferred dressing in white, red and green.

Mensa Reject Police in Peru, Vermont, arrested Hazard Campbell, 42, as a suspect in the abduction and assault of a 26-year-old Barnard woman after the vic tim said her attacker told her he had a “strange” first name and called his dog “Obie,” short for Obidya. His dog’s name was on record with the town clerk.

Ch icken Little W as Right The sky has fallen more than 5 miles in the past 40 years, according to researchers from the British Antarctic Survey, who checked records of radio waves bouncing off the ionosphere. Head scientist M artin Jarvis emphasized that the collapse of the upper atmosphere from 190 to 185 miles “is not in itself harmful to people,” but, blaming glob al warming, he added it is just

“another warning signal about what damage to the atmos phere can be caused by human impact.” • A 17-year-old K-mart employee in Prince Frederick, Maryland, was injured while working in a storage area when, according to Bo McKenny of the Calvert County Sheriffs Department, he went to grab something off one of the shelves and 21 toi let seats fell down on him.

Forgotten But Not Gone Diane Thomas, 33, sought acupuncture treatment in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales, from Dr. Kevin Thomas. After inserting needles in her neck, back, ankles and wrists, he told her to lie face down for 40 minutes. Meanwhile, he was called away on an emer gency and forgot about her. So did the other doctors, nurses and clerical staff, who did not hear her cries for help inside the soundproof treat ment room when they locked up the medical offices for the day. That night, the cleaning staff found the woman in her underwear and called a senior physician to remove the nee dles. To prevent further mishaps, the practice began issuing hand bells for patients to ring if they are ever over looked.

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Romanian Georgio Barrsan, 56, spent the money on black-market Viagra and two prostitutes. He took six of the anti-impotence pills, but then fell asleep. He awoke 12 hours later to find the women and his wallet gone. Investigators discovered that instead of Viagra, Barrsan had been sold sleeping pills. • Despite the customary reluctance of Japan’s Health Ministry to approve foreignmade drugs, usually taking years and sometimes decades, if ever, it needed just five months to approve Viagra. Japan’s N H K public televi sion reported that a ministry panel cut through the red tape, even though birth-con trol pills and the anti-depres sant Prozac have awaited

When Los Angeles police officer Kelly Benitez, 29, stopped a beat-up Ford Thunderbird with expired license plates, he noticed the driver’s last name and his were the same. After a few ques tions, the son realized the dri ver was his father, Paul Benitez, 49, whom he hadn’t seen since he was four months old. As the two men embraced in the street, the father noted afterward, “cars pulled over because they thought I was wrestling with a police officer.”

Fur Fights B ack Elephants in Uganda are thwarting ivory poachers by being born without tusks. Researchers at Queen Elizabeth National Park reported that 15.5 percent of the female elephants and 9.5 percent of the males are now tuskless, up from 1 percent in 1930. Scientists credit the genetic adaptation for the recovery of the elephant population in the park from 200 in 1992 to 1200 today, and in Africa overall from 500,000 in 1989 to 600,000

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Bird B rain s Investigators looking for pirated computer software at a house in M ountain Ash, South Wales, couldn’t find the master discs until the owner’s parrot announced, “Under the mattress! Under the mattress!” They lifted it and found two cases contain ing some 200 games. “The parrot was giving us an ear ache,” investigator Phil Jones of European Leisure Software Publishers’ Association told reporters, “when it dawned on us what it was actually squawking.” • Police in Kvam, Norway, spent 10 days trying to locate the victim of a motorcycle • accident near Bergen, Norway, using divers, cameras and dogs to search a lake next to the crash site. Finally, the des perate sheriff decided to test a folk saying that roosters can find drowned people. He and a deputy put a rooster in a cardboard box and rowed away from shore. After a few hundred feet, the rooster started crowing, and the sher iff spotted the body. ®

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ell, it’s over — 1999, that is. Dear, sweet, innocent 1999, cut down within minutes of its birth to make way for its preen ing successor, the fat and boastful year 2000. Or “Y2K,” as were urged to call it now, the theory being that in the new mil lennium we’ll all be busi nessmen, generals and geeks. I’ve been tired of the year 2000 since 1900, or so it seems after three relentless years of hype and propaganda about “the future.” Whose future? The only thing that rivals the future as an object of fruitless specula tion is the weather, and you can’t do anything about that, either. Let’s face it, 1999 never had a chance. No sooner had the rhinestone ball fallen down the flag pole than the year was officially declared dead. The talk was all about 2000, how exciting it was, what a bash there would be, how this year was only a rehearsal for next year, and so forth. The presi dent of Countdown Entertainment, one of the organizers of the annual mob scene in Times Square, promises a ball made of pure Waterford crystal next year, because, he says solemnly, “W ith New Year’s Eve, you only get one chance a year to test everything, and next year we’re going to have the eyes of the entire world on us.” As if we didn’t already. You could tell that 1999 was DOA because the first item on the Congressional agenda when the suits got back to Washington was the impeachment of YouKnow-Who, and that is definitely, absolutely, a 1998 thing. That the Silly Scandals will continue for months to come is proba bly irrelevant with so many eyes on the great divide — just where politicians, and stockbro kers, want them to be. It’s all you have to do in America anymore: Just mention “the future” and everyone drools. ' According to a recent survey, 46 percent o f the

American people expect to be in New York City next December 31, when the Big Mo’ arrives. It’s a sta tistical absurdity, of course, but polls are polls. In The New York Times, Frank Rich reports that for $44,950 per person you can buy tickets next New Year’s Eve for a “timezone-leaping bacchanal by private jet,” circling the globe in 24 hours and enjoying at least that many bottles of champagne. (And what else, I wonder? Maenads? Aphrodite? The Fates?) Conversely, a single room is reserved for the highest bidder at the Four Seasons Hotel in London, where he or she can skip the absurdities entirely thanks to “blacked-out windows, special sound proofing and the banish ment of clocks and calen dars.” Now there's a party I’d like to go to. On the other hand, I could take a pill. A quiet evening in front of the television won’t be possible, Rich reports, since the broadcasters themselves will be out par tying. Anyone dull enough to stay at home next December 31 “would have to be hooked up to lifesupport machines,” says David Hill, chairman of Fox Broadcasting: “We wouldn’t want ’em.” As Rich observes, “Anyone who fails to reach a state of pure millennial ecstasy is less likely to cross the bridge to the 21st century than to throw himself from it” — words that are still ringing in my ears as I write this. Not that the new mil lennium is entirely rosy in outlook. There’s the “com puter nightmare” to worry about, first of all, the imminent descent of anar chy, chaos and garage doors that won’t open on a world ill-equipped to receive them. Nothing anyone says about this supposedly looming cata strophe helps me under stand why they can’t just send a message to all the computers in the world: “PRETEND it’s 2000, lunkhead!” People used to know how to add and sub tract, but that, too, is a

dying art. W hat will you do when your money dis appears, when your lights go out and your planes won’t fly, when you can’t even take your dog to the vet because, according to the computer, he’s been dead for 90 years? Which, by the way, so have you. Wickedly, I have to say that I’m much amused by the spectacle of so many people in an age of plenty fretting about an age of want. American houses are built on sand, and Americans know it. I’ve already seen people stock ing up on bottled water and canned food at the supermarket in prepara tion for the 2000 melt down. It’s like bomb shel ters were in the 1950s and ’60s, a kind of status sym bol if you had one. Certainly Americans’ fixa tion on “the future,” as opposed to anything that might be happening right * under their noses, is con firmed beyond all doubt. Indeed, the only news story I managed to read before 1999 passed into history concerned the lat est trend in human repro ductive services — “Grade A eggs,” which wealthy white couples are now seeking out on Ivy League campuses in hopes of breeding the master race. “Many parents are willing to be more flexible on the health history than on academic achievements and signs of intelligence,” according to a spokes woman for OPTIONS National Fertility Registry in Los Angeles. Oddly or not, in a country where 50 percent of the adult popu lation believes in guardian angels, intelligence “is probably the most soughtafter attribute” when shop ping for eggs and sperm. Officially, fertility agencies discourage this kind of “direct-target” marketing, but one of O PTIO N S’ clients recently spent $15,000 advertising for donors at Harvard and Yale. Ivy League ova don’t come cheap: A girl can make up to $10,000 if she has the right SAT scores. How much more “future” do you want? ®

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is soon as December closes with year-end iwrap-ups, the new year trots in with wish lists and pre dictions for what lies ahead. If anything, 1999 is our last chance to live up to, well, some thing in this millennium. Yeah, yeah, we know it’s really 2001, but, like everyone else, we pre fer those big round numbers. And though we go along with that prescient suggestion from the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, we writers here at Seven Days have seen fit to elaborate. Remember, if any of these things actually happens, you read it here first. Happy New Year.

PAMELA P0LST0N: Nostradamus’ prediction of a cataclysmic comet hitting plan et Earth in 1999 will not hap pen. W hat he really meant, but didn’t have the concepts for in the 16th century, was there would be a film in 1998 in which a comet hit planet Earth and took out half the eastern seaboard of the United States, but happily spared the country’s first African-American President. Locally, I predict the Burlington music scene will get a big national boost when Nectar finally cuts his first nov elty single, called “Fry Me a River,” and it goes straight to the top of the charts. A ' r4* sy*. ; -i

PAULA ROUTLY: Oprah gives up the Winfrey City for a room with a view of the Ben & Jerry’s plant and a freezer full o f facto ry seconds. Ever the good neighbor, Lincoln writer Chris Bohjalian rises to the occasion with a display of northern hos pitality, but satisfying Oprah’s appetite turns into a full-time job. Frequent visits from Dom DeLuise only make matters worse. Eventually the demands of his new position force him to give up his Sunday column in The Burlington Free Press — and the vacancy is filled by former Boston Globe columnist Mike Barnicle, who has always been enthused about Vermont.

MELANliMENAGH: The American people will grow so sick of brainless, inside-theBeltway shenanigans that we will drop a Smart Bomb on Washington — to get their minds off business as usual. KAREN VINCENT: Cheez Whiz will make a comeback.

S even Days looks fo rw ard to g u e rrilla th esp ian s, m illennium bugs and “n atu ral V ia g ra ” Tourism booms when in his first column Barnicle celebrates the, well, medicinal properties of maple syrup, declaring the sweet stuff “a natural Viagra.” Maxwell House sues the Free Press for a line Barnicle allegedly lifted: “Good to the last drop.”

PETER FREYNE: I think the Vermont Supreme Court is going to reverse the deci sion of the lower court and find a legal basis in the Vermont constitution to permit marriage between members of the same gender. Vermont’s divorce lawyers will be ecstatic. It’ll be front page news around the world. W hat else do you expect from Vermont? ¥ V, - * PETER KURTH: A small but crucial defect in the engines of all sport utility vehicles will force their immediate and perma nent recall. (I also believe in the Easter Bunny, and who’s to say I’m wrong?)

with a series of minor, male, downtown theater, launch a Mormon pages. The porno playhouse putsch and take resi publisher says he applauds the dence in Contois. Before city resignation, especially since he politicos realize what has hap didn’t have a clue about the pened, the stage is set for an senior Republican’s peccadilloes. extended run of Stephen And, in a stunning reversal of . Goldberg’s latest work, How Do its long-standing policy, Utah You Define "Livable?”— a psy Jazz management permits cafchodrama about disgruntled feinated soft drinks to be sold theater artists in search of a during games. home. City Arts Development Director Paul Ugalde and CATCO Artistic Director Veronica Lopez-Schultz star as themselves.

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Vermont Dog Kingdom. The other kind of Lobbyist Dogs are pure-breds. Some even wear perfume to be remem bered by their scent. They’re a mix of Dobermans, Cocker Spaniels, Boston Terriers, Afghans and Alsatians. They wear expensive studded dog col lars and are coiffed regularly at some of the state’s best dog par lors. They represent big busi ness from Big Auto to Big

within the larger packs. These are “unofficial” dog packs.

Insurance to Big Blue. They know that every dog, including Legislator Dogs, love a little lick here and there, especially under the tail. Lobbyist Dogs are great lickers. Also in the daily mix are a handful of Reporter Dogs. These are a very nosy bunch of mixed breeds who are always sniffing the State House air for a fresh scent. These Sniffer Dogs play with all the dogs in the building and keep their big ears wide open. They smile easi ly and wag their tails, but a few of them have very big teeth and aren’t afraid to use ’em. W ithout Reporter Dogs, chances are the rest of the packs would run amok. That’s because they’re the official Watch Dogs of the Legislature. And Watch Dogs know that it’s better to be feared than liked.

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A ruff-and-tumbie guide to the Vermont Legislature pose” a state budget and other notions in areas o f law and social policy, taxation and com hy have a legislature? merce. But the Gov Dog’s pro Good question. After * posals aren’t worth the paper all, we elect the gover they’re printed on until the two nor. W hy doesn’t he or she just officially designated dog packs run things for us? It’d sure save under the golden dome chew money. ’em up and spit ’em out. It’s But money isn’t everything. called the legislative process, O ur forefathers and foremoth ers implemented the wisdom of and there, dogs will be dogs. The Senate dog pack has 30 knowledge and experience. dogs. They span the canine They knew history and human spectrum from Cheryl Rivers, capability. They knew humans the Pit Bull, to Dick Mazza, the are prone to greed, and that humans are the most dangerous St. Bernard. The Senate Top Dog is so important he gets a animal walking the planet. title in Latin — president pro More deadly than poisonous tempore. It means Top Dog of snakes or lions and tigers and the Moment. His name is Peter bears. They knew it’s a dog-eatShumlin, a Greyhound. Ruff! dog world and we are the dogs. Ruff! Ruff] But the dog on the Senate Success for one spells failure podium is different. The for another. Growling and bit Lieutenant Governor Dog runs ing were, and are, the keys to the proceedings. Currently, job* The the settlers de other dogs like him, they say, the magic number when it came to designating official dog because it’s hard not to like a Collie. packs. The three branches of gov ernment — executive, legisla tive and judicial — were insti tuted to prevent one Big Dog from running the whole show. King Dogs and Queen Dogs, with their royal greed, had pro duced mountains o f dead dogs that littered all the kingdoms of earth, as their killer dogs marched forth with sword, pike and musket. Except for the obvious benefits for population control, that system of govern ment needed an overhaul. O ur Founding Dogs were adamant about “no more King Dogs and Queen Dogs.” All dogs want to be free in body and spirit, they agreed, and all dogs are created equal. They dipped their paws in black ink and made it official on paper for us, the dogs o f their future. The Senate Dogs get the Today under the rules of the same size bowl to divvy up as game they established, any dog the House Dogs get. But there can have its day. are 150 dogs in the House, the biggest Dog House we’ve got. There’s a whole lot more bark ast week, the Vermont ing, naturally. The cozier Senate Legislature opened its biennium, or two-year ses is a derivation o f Great Britain’s House of Lords, and there’s sion. The legislature and the something in the genes of the 180 elected Politician Dogs Senate Dogs that make them who prowl the hallways exist want to lord it over the Dog for one purpose; to block the House. Governor Dog from becoming The Senate dogs, with big the King Dog, or even pretend ger chunks o f power and terri ing to be the King Dog. The tory, like to think o f themselves ^Governor Dog can only “pro as the smarter dogs in the leg

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islative kennel. “Senator Dog,” some suggest, has a much more important ring to it than “Representative Dog.” But it doesn’t really matter. The Senate Dogs and House Dogs are absolutely equal dog packs under the rules of Political Doghood. All dogs are created equal. But some dogs are more equal than others. There are the Big Dogs — the pooches who chair committees. There are 11 Big Dogs in the Senate and 14 in the House. They report to the respective Top Dogs. Big Dogs decide where and when the Little Dogs can dig for bones. Most dogs are Little Dogs. W hy are there two dog packs in the legislative branch instead of one, or three, or 20? Good question. If there was just one dog pack, it might start acting like it’s more important and power ful than it’s supposed to be. Might even start behaving like it’s superior to ordinary dogs — like Voter Dogs and Taxpayer dogs and the big brood of Working Stiff Dogs. W ithout having to get the House Dogs to sign onto whatever scheme or law they fancy, the Senate Dogs would all by themselves be equal to the Governor Dog. Having 150 House Dogs in the big Dog House means the 30 Senate Dogs can’t pull a fast one. It forces the Senate Dogs to compromise and consider just what the House Dogs can swallow and vice versa. Together — that is, when they finally get their dog you-knowwhat together — they can press the Governor Dog to compro mise, too, even though he’s one very tough little dog. Howard Dean has the jaws of a Jack Russell and the instincts of a champion Sheepdog. Two dog packs comprising the legislature are just right.

hen they first come into the Montpelier kennel, a lot o f little dogs have fantasies. They’ve just won an election, so they feel like they’re on the road to run ning with the Big Dogs, or even one day becoming the Real Big Dog. It doesn’t always work out that way. In fact, it rarely does. The Wannabe Big Dogs tend to burn out fast. Republican Dog Ruth Dwyer, for example, is that kind of dog — two terms and out, with lots of growling and barking crammed in. Just look at the Speaker Dog, Michael Obuchowski. “Obie Dog,” as he’s affection ately known by the other dogs, has been in the Dog House since he was a puppy. He’s a mixed breed, with the head of a Shih Tzu atop the body of a Great Dane. Since the age of 20, Obie Dog — who turns 47 next month — has seen more Big Dogs come and go at the State House than you could throw a wagon full of sticks at, and he has always been a quiet and respectful dog. Rarely growls, never barks. He thinks all dogs should look out for one another and remember less for tunate dogs when it comes to law-making. He’s definitely a Top Dog, but he’s always look ing out for the underdogs. In addition to Senate Dogs and House Dogs, other dogs are allowed into the legislative Dog Pound. The most promi nent are Lobbyist Dogs, and they come in two sizes. The smaller ones, mostly mutts, rep resent nonprofits and goodygoody dog causes like protect ing the dog environment and > looking out for the elderly and disabled and poor dogs o f the

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was probably trying to reach for his Tic Tacs.” Two years of single-parent ing his young daughter has taken its toll, and as another Vermont winter draws in, Leland finds himself suffering from a sore throat that the best efforts of his doctor cannot cure. A chance conversation in a health-food store leads him to Carissa Lake, a homeopath who has set up her practice in the Green Mountain village of East Bartlett, where Leland also lives. The conventional lawyer is skeptical, but Carissa cures his sore throat — and steals his heart. Then on Christmas Eve a neighbor, Richard Emmons, is rushed to the hospital in a coma. He too is a patient of Carissa, and in his official capacity Leland soon learns that his new lover may have had more than a passing role in the tragedy. So begins a struggle in which Leland will have to choose between ethics and love, healing and the law. ‘The Law o f Similars is a thoughtful book, although its bright, conversational tone sometimes masks this. Leland * gives the narrative a kind of home-spun simplicity, a con ventional man’s directness, that can easily divert the mind from the deeper currents of the story.

In fact, his voice, is not so far from Bohjalians own weekly column in The Burlington Free Press — he worries about par enthood, about being a good neighbor and congregation member, and most of the time his tone is bright and almost mawkish. But Bohjalian allows Leland’s mask to slip, showing the complexities beneath, and the contrast is what gives the story its power. This is a very human tale, and its scale is kept similarly down to earth, with a gentle pace that draws the read er into an exploration of much broader themes. The triangu lar relationship between Leland, Carissa and Richard Emmons is underpinned by tjie ever-growing desire for heal ing that seems to be affecting more and more of us. Healing is one of the cor nerstones of the

indeed, Carissa^rfats not his cold but his fear; the effect, to Lelanqf^s little shpft^of a mira cle. Richard is desperate to rid himself of the asthma and excema that make his life hell, but it is a far less specific, and far more powerful, urge to heal himself that drives him to eat the fatal cashew nut. The law of similars — homeopathy’s guiding princi- ' pie, that like cures like, and that a disease can be driven out by a tiny amount of something that mimics its symptoms and spurs on the body’s own defens es — seems to offer in its sim ple logic the way back to a life free from sadness and fear, a life filled with love. Bohjalian is careful not to judge homeopathy, although some of his his char acters do. But this book is about Vermont as much as alter native medi cine, and in this it excels. Bohjalian is a keen observer and piles on the detail, although this can work both ways. In places the writing is so saturated with reverence for even the most mundane aspects of the Vermont experience that it becomes almost parochial, for locals only. But perhaps the state really has become a literary convention, like Ed McBain’s New York — or more optimistically, Thomas Hardy’s Wessex. In any event, this is a gentle, compelling book that enhances an already shining reputation, and will bring more Green Mountain air to an audience that seems to be hungry for it. (Z)

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become a verita ble tide, so the specifics of what exactly needs to be cured become ever more vague. As happens in the alternative world, the line between spiritu al and physical are blurring — people are not simply looking to be cured of the ailments of the flesh. As society becomes ever more materialistic, crowd ed and dangerous, it is as much our souls that we seek to heal. In homeopathy, a discipline that uses infinitesimal doses of an active ingredient to stimu late the body to cure itself — a process so rarefied that it is all too tempting to dismiss it as quackery — Leland is also seek ing a salve for his grief. And

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JOHN C A SSEL (jazz piano), Tavern

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THERESA & MARK (acoustic folk),

RUN FOR COVER (rock), Edgewater

G iorgio’s Cafe, 7 p.m . N C .

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M ou n tain Tavern, 9 p.m . $4.

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DJ NIGHT (hip -h op /r& b DJs),

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Ruben James, 9 p .m . N C .

ADAMS & EVE (rock), H en ry’s Pub,

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Rude D o g

CHROME COWBOYS (vintage co u n

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try), Red Square, 9 :30 p .m . N C .

HIGHLAND WEAVERS (Irish),

SAM’S PLANET (rock), Toadstool

SWING DANCE LESSON S, Club

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M itchell), 10 p.m . N C .

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JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock),

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RUSS CHAPMAN, GREG BALL & DAVE KLEIN (acoustic), R hom bus, 8

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BL00Z0T0MY, AIN’T DEAD YET (self-released CD) — Jim Branca is a big man with a big voice and a big guitar, and the band he fronts, Bloozotomy, qualifies as a big band despite boast ing only four members. On their new disc, Ain’t Dead Yet, they kick out energetic, impeccably played jump blues a la Louis Jordan that swings hard enough to inspire Gap ad acrobatics. Yet another great-sounding recording from Chuck Ellers Charlotte hit factory, Ain’t Dead Yet was co-produced by Branca, Lane Gibson and Eller, who was also a Hammond B3 organ donor on several tracks. The disc sounds vintage but with some modern snap, crackle and pop. Everyone solos at one time or another and they’re all pretty hot. Branca definitely rips on guitar, but Lenny “The Lip Makowski really shines as a one-man horn section, playing a whole fleet of saxes as well as flute. He’s also joined on “Dixie Cup (Ain’t No Ocean)” by his teenage daughter Lauren, who fills in seamlessly on alto sax for a tardy trumpet player. Bassist Mighty Mike Bernal and drummer/background vocalist/scat cat Matty Jump Back Nerbak play with both chops and taste, a seemingly rare combo these days. Branca’s songs are mostly about resilience in the face of adversity, be it a bad relationship, job or society, and there’s a positive vibe to this project in general. I particularly liked “I Shouted W hen It Hit Me, with its killer sing-along chorus, and the pumping title track; on the other hand, I thought “Wherever You Go” and “Dancing Through This House^ were a little weak. Half the songs on this record are standards, but they sound pretty fresh — especially the unlikely rendition of “16 Tons.” That the covers don’t sound out of place with Branca’s originals suggests he’s succeeded in making them his own. Need some pain relief? A shot of energy? Forget the doctor. Bop down to your local record store and get yourself a Bloozotomy. — Paul GibsoX

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FRYDADDY, CHECK MY BRITCHES (Theta Recordings, CD) — It’s hard to find much fault with Frydaddy’s new CD, Check My Britches — unless it’s the title — because it’s a boogaloo from one end to another. Except for when it slides into some sultry slowdance soul-blues thang. The Hartland-area quintet is the kind of well-seasoned bar band that has perfected its chops over a couple decades and grooves so irresistibly that patrons pour onto the dance floor like lemmings. Bu Frydaddy loses none of its enthusiasm in the studio — i this case Noteworthy Studios in Granville, with Roger Strauss at the controls. The twin allure of Carlos Mendez Ocasio’s big growly voice and Wally Wysks guitar sizzle is ably abetted by the rhythm methods of drummer Johnny Ducharme and bassist Lauren Duffy Cummings, and the sweetener is Thai Aylward’s violin. If you thought there was nothing new in rock and, especially, blues, give a lis ten to the fiddle solo entertwining with guest guitarist Te< Mortimer on the blues-drenched “Faith.” Not that Wysk don’t wail; he leads the way with the rousing opener, “ No Need in Crying” — a tune that could make a dancing fool out of a corpse — and turns in his share of firepowei on the groove-oriented “I Need Help and the closing blues-rock shuffle, “Sixty Dollars a Week.” A SWAT team on horns — trumpeter Greg Palmer and trombonist Don Glasgo — supercharge Check My Britches in all the right places. My only two quibbles about this disc are the two covers. While Jimmy Hughes’ “Steal Away” is one of the best soul songs ever, this white-guy rendition is a little to restrained for my tastes. As for “La Bamba,’ did this Ritchie Valens chestnut really need any more exposure lowing its chart-topping 1987 revisit by Los Lobos? I think not. It’s a relief when Frydaddy return north of the border where they belong, and back to the butt-shakin boogie at which they excel. For this, Check My Britches i real party favor. — Pamela Poti11

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W ob b ly Barn, 8:30 p.m . $10.

BAD NEIGHBORS (rock),

SAM’S PLANET (rock), Toadstool

Edgewater Pub, 9 p .m . N C .

Harry’s, 9:30 p.m . $5.

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becomes the last shot at redemption for Mr. Rice, a once-famous ophthalmologist — in his own words, “a rogue star,” “a young Turk” — whose life and career have been in steady decline since the day his wife ran off with his colleague. For Molly, then, entering the world of the sighted is merely the latest, albeit the grandest, act of fulfilling oth ers’ visions. She is not a vic tim, though. Played with a dignified air by Camilla Enders, she is self-contained without being reticent. A mas sage therapist by vocation, she inhabits a sightless world rich with sensation. Her delight in the tactile leads her to pity those who don’t feel as intensely as she does. She moves with lithe steps, as if each footfall brings pleasure. That she finds herself some thing of a pawn stems as much from the strangeness of the game as from her inclination to play along. This is further common ground that Molly shares with Frank and Mr. Rice, as each confronts a situation for which life has not fully prepared him.

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o p e n in g s FLASHERS: Glass Bead Paintings with a Narcissus theme, by Catherine Hall. McAuley Lobby, Trinity College, Burlington, 658-0337. Reception, January 14, 5-7 p.m. CAROL HINRICHSEN, BETH PEARSON, paintings, prints and etchings, and NARCISSUS/ECHO: INSTALLATI0N/FERMENTATI0N, by Catherine Hall and Daniel Lipke. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 8657165. Reception January 15, 5-7 p.m. DAN HIGGINS: Ritual, History and Sense of Place, a retrospec tive of photographs, primarily the Winooski Onion Portraits and the Sister Cities Photo graphs. Exquisite Corpse Artsite, Burlington, 864-8040, ext. 121. Reception January 15, 7-9 p.m. RADCLIFFE CERAMICS, work by resident potters Mima Weissmann, Pauline Houghton, Darrell Finnegan, Jill Solomon and Robert Wilt. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury Center, 2441126. Reception January 15,

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FROM THE HEART: The Power of Photography — A Collect or’s Choice, a group show in photography from the 1960s’80s. Hood Museum, Dart mouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 603-646-2814. Recep tion and lecture January 16, 5 p.m.

o n g o in g THE TEAPOT DREAMS, handmade prints by Roy Newton. Red Onion Cafe, Burlington, 865-2563. Through March 17. HIDDEN GARDEN, watercolors and photographs by Jean Carlson Masseau. Finale, 31 Swift St., S. Burlington, 8620713. Through January. THE TRANSPARENCY OF EARTH AND THE VOLUME OF THE SKY, paintings by Jean Haluska, and NOTES TO THE PAST, mixed media by Rachel Trooper. Daily Planet, Burling ton, 862-9647. Through January. THE PRINTED WORLD OF PIETER BRUEGEL THE ELDER, featuring 64 prints after Bruegel’s paintings and draw

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MUSEUM, including land scapes, portraits and still lifes. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through April 25. WINTER’S PROMISE: Willard Metcalfe in Cornish, New Hampshire 1909-1920, paint ings by the American Impres sionist. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2814. Through March 14. LARRY BOWLING, “Icons and Ancestors,” mixed-media col lages, and JOHN GEMIGNANI, “New Thoughts,” paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burling ton, 864-3661. Through January. ART FROM THE HEART, paint ings created by children from the pediatric wing of Fletcher Allen Health Care. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Through January. ARCHAEOLOGY FROM THE AIR, aerial photographs of ancient archaeological sites in Israel. Mezzanine Balcony and Fletcher room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Through January 23. IMPRESSIONS, oil paintings by Lorraine C. Manley. Sugar Mill Art Gallery, St. Albans, 8937860. Through April. SEAN CALLAHAN, GINNY HILAND, NANCY MCKEEGAN, watercolors and photographs. Woody’s Restaurant, Middle bury, 388-4182. Through January. LOIS FOLEY: PAINTING. Also, “An Installation of Deterrents,” by IRA BARTELL. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7165. Through January 20. ANNUAL HOLIDAY SHOW AND SALE, and silent auction featur ing arts and crafts in all media. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Through January 17. TERRY RACICH, recent mono types and paintings on paper, and ANTHONY SINI, paintings and drawings. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-3144. Through January.

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TRAVELS THROUGH VERMONT: Thomas Jefferson’s Role in Vermont Statehood, 1791. An exhibit presented by the Jefferson Legacy Foun dation. Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through March 5. ASSORTED WORKS ON PAPER in mixed media, by Leonard Duffy. Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg, 482-3040. Through January. GRANNIS GALLERY GRAND OPENING, featuring the work of designer/goldsmith Timothy Grannis and other jewelry artists. Bank Street, Burlington, 660-2032. Ongoing. SILKSCREEN PRINTS by Sally Stetson. Shimmering Glass Gallery, Waterbury, 244-8134. Ongoing. ELLEN HOFFMAN, pencil draw ings, and TOM MERWIN, paint ings. Merwin Gallery, Castleton, 468-2592. Ongoing. SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, featuring re-con structed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Ongoing. 40 YEARS OF PHOTOGRAPHY, featuring black-and-white pho tographs and books by Peter Miller. Peter Miller Gallery, Waterbury, 244-5339. Ongoing; by appointment only. 19TH AND 20TH CENTURY AMERICAN ARTISTS including landscape paintings by Vermont artists Kathleen Kolb, Thomas Curtin, Cynthia Price and more. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Ongoing. FURNISHINGS AND PAINT INGS by Ruth Pope. Windstrom Hill Studio/Gallery, Montpelier, 229-5899. Ongoing. PLEASE NOTE: Seven Days is unable to accommodate all o f the displays in our readership area, thus these listings must be restricted to exhibits in truly public viewing places. Art in business offices, lobbies and pri vate residences or studios, with occasional exceptions, will not be accepted.

No one depicted human virtues and vices, follies, and fantasies quite likePieter Bruegel. An exhibit ofprints after the master's drawings and paintings tells it like it was — in 16th-century Europe. A t the Middlebury College Museum o f Art through March 7. Above, “The Peasant Wedding Dance. ”

Picturi ne of the pleasing things about many of the month ly Doll-Anstadt exhibitions is that the featured artists often draw upon common themes, even within diverse media. For January there is a splendid exam ple of this curatorial sensitivity, with a pairing of two exquisitely similar, yet irreproachably dis tinct, bodies of work. The painter John Gemignani of Lincoln uses recurring images, art historical resources and a lim ited range of hues to build works with overlapping layers of mean ing. Photo-collagist Larry Bowling of Charlestown, Massachusetts, employs compara ble devices, within what may be a kindred conceptual framework, to evoke a similarly moody atmosphere. Both are also essen tially figurative artists conveying their unique histories. But art does not exist by emotion alone. Through the conquest of techni cal issues artists create distinct realities, and both Bowling and Gemignani are wizards in their respective disciplines. Bowling’s photo-collages are made of found images, bits of wire, nails, flowers, tacks and lay ers of transparency. His preferred colors are reds, sepias, acidic greens and jewel-like blues. The sequential photographs of Eadweard Muybridge find a place in many of Bowlings composi tions as a graphic symbol for the passage of time. Scraps of family portraiture, Chuck Berry posters, Renaissance architecture, repeat ing checkerboards and spirals are also buried within the visual and conceptual strata. “Cocteau’s Dream” creates a surreal journey through what seems to be a Jungian architectur al jungle — an archetypal colon nade. It is classically divided into thirds, with the central figure being counterpoised views of the same nude male. If resurrected, philosopher-filmmaker Jean Cocteau would certainly smile on the half-disclosed puzzles within this namesake. But all of Bowling’s works are interlocking pieces of an aesthetic puzzle. The high-collared, matronly ancestor featured in

‘The Real & The Photographic,” by John GemignanL “Silent Gaze” reappears in “The Visit.” The intricate facades that create the rhythms of “Venice” reappear woven around the sul try, dark-eyed “Faithless God dess,” as Bowling’s collages round the gallery like illuminated cor ners within a well of dreams and memories. Gemignani covers similar turf, but his language is that of a painter, and his architecture is often the landscape of Vermont. In “New Family in Town,” a trio of art-historical references, including Van Gogh’s “La Berceuse,” have moved in across the street from a congenial farmer. The family refers, too, to Gemignani’s own immigrant ancestors. Like most of his fig ures, these are only vaguely mod eled, but their silhouettes are per fectly delineated in unvarying black lines. This similar referential ele ment places the figures of each piece in a unified context, regard less of unreal juxtapositions. The foreground of “Afternoon” is a

take-off on Manet’s “Le Dejeuner sur I’herbe,” but behind the immodest picnickers is a scene more akin to a busy Leddy Park. In such works the artist appears to be poking fun at his art, while other pieces display seriousness to the point of poignancy. One of the latter is “Park of Memories,” which has many indicators of loss and the passage of time. Here are recurring images as well: the child portrait in the lower left corner, the over scaled, gray-faced ancestor por trait. Though Gemignani shows versatility in his handling of the surfaces of each painting, his integrated approach to “the pic tures” is what makes this a dis tinguished body of work. Just as “Park of Memories” is rich with positive/negative play, layers of life and loss, and dis tinctly personal references, all the works of Gemignani and Bowling are rich with insight, history, the particular and the universal.®

“Icons and Ancestors,” photo-collages by Larry Bowling, and “New Thoughts,” paintings by John Gemignani. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington. Through January.

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ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS 4 North Avenue, Burlington, 863-6040. There’s Something About Mary 1:15, 4, 7, 9:30. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 12:45, 3, 5, 7:15, 9:15. Jerry Springer 1, 3:15, 5:15, 7:45, 9:45. Ever After 12:30, 2:50, 7:30. Rush Hour 5:30, 10. Eve shows daily, matinees Sat-Sun.

CINEMA NINE

★ Book-Keeper

Shelburne Road, S. Burlington, 864-5610 Varsity Blues* 12:45, 3:50, 7:15, 9:55. In Dreams* 1, 4, 7:20, 10. You’ve Got Mail 12:30, 3:20, 7, 9:40. The Prince of Egypt 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:30. A Civil Action 12:50, 3:40, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45. A Bug’s Life 12, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25. Star Trek: Insurrection 9:50. The Faculty 10. Stepmom 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. Mighty Joe Young 12:25, 3:10, 6:40. Patch Adams 12:20, 3, 6:50, 9:30. All shows daily.

SHOWCASE CINEMAS

Specializing in Rare & Antique Books, Collectible First Editions, Magazines, Newspapers, Sheet Music, Record Albums

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5 Williston Road, S. Burlington, 863-4494. Virus* 1, 3:20, 7, 9:25. At First Sight* 12:50, 3:30, 6:50, 9:30. Varsity Blues* 1:10, 3:40, 7:10, 9:35. Stepmom 12:30, 3:15, 6:30, 9:15. A Bug’s Life 12:40, 6:45. Mighty Joe Young 3:10, 9:10. All shows Sat-Mon, Eves only Tues-Fri.

Taft Com ers

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Marshall Ave.

Paye & Eli Enman, proprietors 141 Knight Lane, Williston • 872-9545 1/3 mile north o f Taft Corners • Open 10-6 Daily

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NICKELODEON CINEMAS College Street, Burlington, 863-9515. A Thin Red Line* 12, 3:15, 6:40, 10 (Fri-Sun only). Shakespeare In Love 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. A Civil Action 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40. Patch Adams 1:30, 4:10, 7:20, 9:50. Waking Ned Divine 12:50, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:10. Life is Beautiful 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:30. All shows daily.

THE SAVOY Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

Dancing at Lughnasa* 1:30 (Sat-Sun), 6:30, 8:30. Beyond Silence* 4 (Sat-Sun),

CAPITOL THEATRE

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479-9621.

STOWE CINEMA

Baggy Knees Shopping Center, Stowe,

253-4678.

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Route 100, Waitsfield, 496-4200.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main Street, Middlebury,

388-4841.

WELDEN THEATER 527-7888.

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AT FIRST SIGHT Uh-oh. Val Kilmer alert! This time around the inexplicably employed headcase plays a guy who, blind from birth, has his sight surgically restored. Now if they could just do that with Kilmers talent. Mira Sorvino co-stars. (PG-13) VIRUS Jamie Lee Curtis stars in this comic-book-to-big-screen adaptation about an alien that ter rorizes the crew of a ship as it rebuilds itself using human body parts. Special effects vet John Bruno makes his directorial debut. (R )

IN DREAMS From Oscar-winning director Neil ( The Crying Game) Jordan comes this complex tale of psychological terror about a chil drens book illustrator whose dreams are infiltrated by a reallife madman. Annette Bening and Robert Downey Jr. star. (PG) DANCING AT LUGHNASA Meryl Streep stars in director Pat O ’Connor’s adaptation of the 1991 Brian Friel play about

five sisters sharing a lonely life in rural Ireland. (PG) BEYOND SILENCE German film maker Caroline Link brings to the screen the moving story of a young hearing girl who is raised by deaf parents and grows up to be a dis tinguished musician. (PG-13) A THIN RED LINE Badlands direc tor Terrence Malick doesn’t make a new movie very often, but when he does, it’s an event. The second World War II epic of the past year is based on the 1962 novel by James Jones and features perfor mances by Sean Penn, Nick Nolte and George Clooney, among many others. (R) VARSITY BLUES Lost interest in the sport of basketball altogether? You might want to give this saga of life and love on the gridiron a try. (R)

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THE TRUMAN SHOW***172 Jim Carrey’s been getting the greatest reviews of his career for his perfor mance here as an insurance sales

man who doesn’t realize his life is actually the world’s most popular television show. With Ed Harris and Laura Linney. Peter Weir directs. (PG-13) WILDE (NR) Stephen Fry stars in director Brian Gilbert’s look at the life of Oscar Wilde. Based on the biography by Richard Ellman. Jude Law and Vanessa Redgrave co-star. (R) 54*** Mike Myers accepts his first dramatic assignment here in the role of the late Steve Rubell, co-owner of New York’s infamous Studio 54, which served as center of the drugs-and-disco universe during the ’70s. Also starring Salma Hayek and Neve Campbell. Mark Christopher makes his fea ture directing debut. (R) DANCE WITH ME (NR) Yikes! Dance movie alert! Vanessa Williams and some Latin singer who calls himself Chayanne fall for one another in director Randa Haines’ behind-the-scenes look at the world of competitive ballroom dancing. Honest. Co-starring (Has-been Alert!) Kris Kristofferson. (PG)

between the scenes Above are production stills from four well-known films. In each, one or more of the picture’s stars has been caught between takes talking shop with the film’s director. Your job, as you’ve no doubt guessed, is to process all available clues — costume, set, the combi nation of personnel, etc. — and come up with the title of the movie they’re in the middle of making.

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B U R L IN G T O N : Seeking

busy salon. Open 6 days/wk. Call for details, 655-8202, ask for Kat. Fort Tresses in historic Fort Ethan Allen.

evening graduate studies seek ing room w/ private bath/private entrance for spring semester in Burlington/ Shelburne/Charlotte area. Will consider housesitting. Call 425-6412.

mature woman for great 3bdrm. house. Quiet neighbor hood, hdwd., sunny, porches, yard, W/D, lease. GLBT-friendly. $280/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail 2/1. 865-9970. B U R L IN G T O N : Inexpensive liv ing in very nice 2-bdrm. for someone able to provide mini mal care for my dogs. Must be responsible, non-smoker over 25. $200/mo. Call 862-6782, after 8 p.m.

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it! Burlington’s fastest-growing radio alternative, 99.9 The Buzz, is looking for an experi enced Sales Executive. Radio or outside sales experience is preferred. We will train. Take the step toward an exciting and financially rewarding career. Send your resume to: WBTZ, Attn.: Sales Manager, 255 South Champlain Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Or fax: 802-860-2462. EOE.

Burlington is looking to hire Foster Parent(s) to provide independent living skills to teens transitioning to adult hood. This is a professional position with a competitive salary and thorough training and support system. Please contact Kim Gilliam, 8647423 ext. 219.

Part-time. If you are a fast learner, like working with the public, and have an eye for detail & design, this job is for. you. We offer a flexible sched ule, benefits & a friendly work environment. Experience not necessary, but helpful. Send a letter and/or resume to: Furchgott Sourdiffe, 86 Falls Rd., Shelburne, VT 05482.

C A N C U N T R A V E L A S S IS T A N T :

USA Spring Break is now hir ing outgoing, hard workers for on-location staff positions for the spring of 1999. Work in the CARIBBEAN for the month of March & get paid!! Do not pass up the opportunity of a lifetime, space is limited! Call 1-888-777-4642 today! C A T / H O U S E S IT T E R : Part-time, weekly, Wed.— Fri., Jan. 27— Apr. 30, in exchange for a quiet, private place to pursue creative endeavors.-Darkroom avail. 372-3104. C U S T O M E R S E R V IC E / S A L E S :

Local marketing company seeks qualified Team-oriented individuals w/ excellent phone & communication skills. Great hourly plus bonuses. Call 879-7000. C U S T O M E R S E R V IC E R E P R E S E N T A T IV E : Adventurous

Traveler Bookstore. Part-time position in growing mail-order company. Must have strong interest in the outdoors. Extensive phone work and data entry required, retail experi ence helpful. Send resume to Attn.: Alex Messinger, P.O. Box 64769, Burlington, VT 05406. 860-6776. DO Y O U LO V E C A N D L E S ?

Seeking candle consultant for our Party Plan. Opportunity to earn $20/hr. and up! No expe rience necessary! No cash investment. Set your own schedule. Call 802-864-5628.

IN D E P E N D E N T M A R K E T IN G

associates needed to sell 26year-old legal services plan. Unlimited income potential; training provided. Call Sam Kutner, Independent Associate, at 863-7953. Email: zjzy58a@prodigy.com. L E O N A R D O ’S P IZ Z A S E E K IN G

part-time drivers with good dri ving records. Also inside staff including phone persons & cooks. Apply to 83 Pearl St., Burlington, VT. Ask for Dave. N U T R IT IO N P R O JE C T A S S I S T A N T N E E D E D for light office

work, phone support & cus tomer service. Energetic & self-motivated. Call Sarah Dunn, 862-9242. O F F IC E M A N A G E R /P R O JE C T A S S IS T A N T for small architec

tural firm. Should be flexible, have strong organizational skills, basic accounting knowl edge, able to work indepen dently, and be motivated to provide project support in addition to general duties. Interest in design and Macintosh experience pre ferred. Cover letter and resume to GKW Working Design, P.O. Box 1214, Stowe, VT 05672. P A R T -T IM E W O R K : D A Y S.

Merchandising books & maga zines in local stores. Nice sup plemental income for indepen dent workers. Call 1-800-3432340 ext. 324 for details.

R E T A IL S A L E S : Full- or part-

time with regular weekend hours. Are you bright? Accurate? Love to help people? Good with color and design? Enjoy working in a supportive team setting? Tempo Home Furnishings, Shelburne Rd., 985-8776. S A LO N C O O R D IN A TO R

(Receptionist): Great opportu nity for motivated individual— male or female. Ongoing train ing with our incredible team. C.G. FRE ST Y LE & Co., 651-8820. S H IP P E R / W A R E H O U S E W O R K E R . Small Dog

Electronics is seeking an expe rienced shipper to join our ful fillment staff. Must have expe rience in packaging and ship ping. Attention to detail and 7 experience with automated shipping systems is important, knowledge of computer tech nology is a plus. T .J .’S W IN E S & S P IR IT S :

Bottle Sorter/Stocker— must be able to lift boxes; Counter Sales & Service— knowledge of beer, wine or liquor is helpful; Deli— previous deli or restau rant experience preferred, but not required. Please apply in person to T .J.’S Wine & Spirits, 1341 Shelburne Rd. (across from IDX). $ 8 0 0 W E E K L Y P O T E N T IA L

Processing Government Refunds at Home. No Experience Necessary. 1-800696-4779 ext. 1394.

V ER M O N T C R A F T S W A N TED .

Non-commission, no consign ment, to sell in busy salon. Ask for Kat, Fort Tresses, in historic Fort Ethan Allen, 655-8202. W E ’R E LO O K IN G FO R AN

ambitious entrepreneur or cou ple to get started in a homebased business representing the leading manufacturer of high-tech air and water puri fiers. Will train you every step. Full- or part-time. Call CR ISP AIR, 244-8344. Fax: 2448567.

VOLUNTEERS B IG H EA V Y W O R LD S E E K S

volunteers to help w/ the Web site. Into graphics, Web work, music & Burlington? Come rock w/ us! Call 373-1824 (www.bigheavyworld.com). P U B L IC A C C E S S TV SHO W W ITH P A R A N O R M A L T H E M E

seeks volunteers for production staff-Experience helpful, but enthusiasm & reliability a must. Call 862-7609.

OFFICE/BUSINESS/STUDIO SPACE B U R L IN G T O N : Offices for

holistic health practitioners. Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. 862-0836. B U R L IN G T O N : Office available

in historic building. Prime downtown location. Parking. Warehouse and shipping avail able on premises. $500/mo. Call 862-0933. B U R L IN G T O N : 176 Battery

St., lake view, 2 offices avail. Call 865-1773.

T H E VERM O NT T ED D Y B E A R COM PANY W ANTS YOU! ANALYST/PROGRAMMER

will support Call Center, Manufacturing, financial, POS packages, including software implementations in Unix/ Novell environment. Develop appli cations using MS Access and Crystal Reports. Minimum 2 years programming experience. B.S. Computer Science or equivalent experience. FACILITIES MECHANIC- Should possess mechanical, electri cal, woodworking and plumbing skills. Will attend to routine and preventive maintenance throughout the facility as well as assist in other departments as necessary.

BEAR COUNSELORS FOR VALENTINES DAY! W e are now taking applications for part time and full time tem porary folks to help us during the weeks before the Valentine’s Day holidays! Earn $7.50/hour to start assisting our Bear crew with telephone customers looking for the perfect gift! Must have excellent telephone, customer service, data entry, spelling and grammar skills. Contests, 30% store discount and your choice of hours available if you apply now! BEAR DRESSERS- to work through the Valentine’s Day holi day dressing bears for shipment. Overtime expected on some nights and weekends. Attention to quality and detail essential. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, 6655 Shelburne Rd, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax to (802) 985-1304. You may also come in and fill out an application in the Bear Shop.

APT. FOR RENT B U R L IN G T O N : Resident-con trolled co-op apts. Two effi ciencies; both with wood floors, on-site storage & laun dry, high ceilings. One super sunny with park views, one spacious with great loft poten tial. $230 or $420/mo., incl. heat. Residents actively partic ipate in regular meetings, co op operations. Overnight park ing only. Equal housing Opp. Avail, mid Feb. Park Place Co op, 862-6244.

Cashiers- Nights & Weekends, Grocery Clerk- FullTime, Membership Services- Part Time (Apply in Person)

room avail, now. Walking dis tance to bike path & lake. Share house & fenced back yard w/ young prof, couple. $300/mo. + dep. + 1/3 elec. & oil heat. 660-9197. B U R L IN G T O N : Spacious bed room avail, immed. in 6-bdrm. house near campus, in nice neighborhood. W/D, fireplace. $360/ mo. + utils. Geoff, 863-6028.

B U R L IN G T O N : Beautiful 3-

B U R L IN G T O N : Maple St. Two

bdrm. Walk to water & down town. $930/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/1. Call 862-4042 for show ing time. V E R G E N N E S : Small, 2-bdrm.

prof, women seeking roommate for 3-bdrm., 2 bath, beautiful views. Non-smoker preferred. Avail 3/1. $258/mo., incl. heat. Susan or Jill, 864-9862.

house. Rejrfect.for 1. or 2 .peo ple. 30 min. to Burlington, 15 to Middlebury. $475/mo. Avail 2/1. Sorry, no dogs. 877-2468 (eve).

B U R L IN G T O N : Jownhous§ on. Centennial Crt.; 2-bdrm. ready for 1/1. $300/mo. + utils. Prof./grad preferred. Call Todd, 660-1911, reave message.

V E R G E N N E S : Very small, 2-

C H A R L O T T E : Roommate want

bdrm. house. Great neighbor hood, pleasant walk to town, off-street parking. Snow plow ing incl. No dogs. $475/mo. + utils. 877-2468.

HOUSEMATES WANTED B U R L IN G T O N : Room in musi

cians household on Spruce St. overlooking lake & Adirondacks. Huge patio & field. Avail, immed. $300/mo. Mark T. or Mark B., 864-0873.

ed to share small country home. Land, ponds, trails, woodstove, W/D and lots more! Avail, now. Anne, 425-5394. H IN E S B U R G : Non-smoker wanted to share 3-level, 2bdrm., quiet condo. View, W/D, dishwasher. $275/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail, now. 482-5006. M O N K TO N : Large bdrm. in sweet house. Must be queerfriendly and good natured. Dog owner preferred. Dog lover a must. $325/mo., incl. utils. Call 453-537 0 before 9 p.m. or RLurie@aol.com.

B U R L IN G T O N : Quiet, respon sible person to share 2-bdrm. apt. Sunny, fenced-in back yard, private deck. Cats, dogs & smokers OK. $267/mo. Avail 2/1. 865-3211.

M ANAGER ONION R IV E R CO-OP,

Burlington’s largest natural market seeks a dynamic candidate to manage our Perishables department. Previous customer service, ordering, merchandising, and management experience desired. We offer med/dental insurance, vacation, discounts, IRA. Send resume with cover letter to: 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401; Fax 802.863.0245 or orc@together.net No phone calls please. ALSO HIRING:

B U R L IN G T O N : Large, sunny

TV Channel Coordinator Responsible for local educational cable access schedules for two channels, working with schools, local producers, and outside program services. Requires good customer service skills,, aptitude for technology, and experience with computers. Satellite and video equipment experience desirable. Full-time with health ben efits and vacation. Submit letter of interest, background info, references and non-fiction writing sample to RETN, PO Box 2386, South Burlington, VT 05407-2386 no later than Jan. 20 1999. No calls or drop-ins, please.

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UNIQUE LIV ING SITUA TIONS BURLINGTON AREA: Looking for small cottage, cabin or stu dio in exchange for various types of labor (farm, yardwork, childcare, etc.). Need by 4 / 20 / 9 9 . Call 9 7 3 - 8 3 5 -*3 7 1 9 .

CLEANING SERVICES

SO. BURLINGTON to MILTONiT

BURLINGTON to U-MALL. I am

am working on a house in Milton for a month and seeking a ride to the site M-F at 7 a.m. (3036 )

being relocated to the mall and am seeking ride M-F/S, 9 to 6. ( 2999 )

MIDDLEBURY to BURLINGTON.

RICHFORD to BURLINGTON. I

RESOLVING TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT? No need to go it

I’m a working student looking for a ride Tues. or Weds, to Burl./ returning Fri. or Sat. eve to Middlebury. (3035 )

work weekends and am looking to share driving. Hours are 6 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. (3001 )

alone. Call Diane H., house keeper to the stars. 6 5 8 - 7 4 5 8 . “When power corrupts, poetry cleanses...and I hear Poetry is their middle name.”— John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

FREE ROOM IN EXCHANGE for work. Country house near UVM. Should have exp. in working on small machinery, use of woodstove, carpentry projects, gardening. Prefer older college-age male. 8 6 4 753 7 (day); 8 6 2 -8 7 9 6 (eve).

SERVICES CASH: Have you sold property and taken back a mortgage? I’ll pay cash for all your remaining payments. ( 8 0 2 ) 7 75 -2 552 x2 0 2 . INTERNET SECRETS! Learn how to do things with your internet connection that you never thought possible! 1 - 9 0 0 288 -4 0 4 0 ext. 6 7 4 3 . $ 2 .99 /min., must be 18 yrs. Serv-U ( 6 1 9 ) 6 4 5 - 8 4 3 4 .

PRESSURE POINT DESIGN & HOSTING. We offer web host ing at $10/month, and profes sional custom web design. http://www.pressurepoint.net. 8 0 2 -8 6 3 -3 0 5 2 ;

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DATING SERVICES

BURLINGTON to MONTPELIER:

BURLINGTON to MONKTON: I

I am looking for a ride to the National Life Building. My hours are 8 to 5 , M-F. (3072 )

MORRISVILLE to WILLISTON.

am looking for a ride to work for a few weeks. My hours are 7:30 to 4 :00 , M-F with some flexibili ty. (3063 )

HYDE PARK/JOHNSON to WILLISTON. I am looking to

I’m looking to share driving on my trek to work. Hours are M-F, 8 to 4 :3 0 . ( 2997 )

share driving on my long trek to work. Hours are M-F, 8:30 to 5 . ( 2997 )

MIDDLEBURY/BURL/SO. BURL, to BARRE: I am looking to share

BURLINGTON to WILLISTON. I am currently earless and looking for a ride to work M-F. My hours are 8:30 to 4 :3 0 . (3031 )

PLATTSBURGH/GRAND ISLE to BURLINGTON. I am a nurse

BURLINGTON to WINOOSKI: I am looking for a ride one way to work, M-F. I have to be in by 7 a.m. (3070 )

driving to work. Willing to meet half-way, preferrably on Rte. 7 . Hours are 8 to 5 , M-F. ( 3057 )

SO. BURLINGTON to TAFTS CORNERS: I am looking for a ride to work, M-F, for a few months. My hours are 9 to 5 . ( 3068 )

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RICHMOND to ESSEX JUNC TION: I am looking for a ride to

STOWE to ESSEX JCT.: I work in the Outlet Fair area and am look ing for a ride. My schedule is very flexible and includes week ends. ( 3077 )

BURLINGTON to BRISTOL: I am looking for a ride to work. My hours are 7 to 4 , M-F. (3067 )

SO. BURLINGTON to MONTPE LIER: I am looking to share dri ving with someone. I work M, Tu, W, F, 8:30 to 4 :30 . I would be willing to meet at the Richmond P&R. (3050 )

RED MEAT Young man...where do you think you’re going with that hammer?

SWANTON to ST. ALBANS. ! am a late sleeper looking for a ride to work at noon. I work M-F, noon to 7 p.m. or later. (3033 )

work M-F, generally 9 to 5 , but can be very flexible. (3059 )

UNDERHILL to BURLINGTON: I am looking for a ride to work MF, 8:30 to 5 . (3055 )

BURLINGTON to SO. BURLING TON. I am a recent arrival to town looking for a ride to work M-F, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. ( 3028 )

BURLINGTON to COLCHESTER.

BARRE to BURLINGTON. I am a student looking for a ride M,W,F, 8 a.m. Flex, return. (3051 )

I am a teachers’ aide looking for a ride to Colchester. My hours are 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. (3026 )

HINESBURG to BURLINGTON. I

BURLINGTON to SUGARBUSH.

am looking for a ride to the UMall M-F, 9:30 a.m. (3040 )

GRAND ISLE to BURLINGTON. I’m looking to share driving on a smoke-free commute to work. Hours are M-F, 9 to 6, some flex. (3038 )

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when the U.S. attorney in Chicago proclaimed that an international crime ring was abducting young girls in Europe and forcing them to work in Chicago brothels. This led Illinois congressman James Mann to introduce what became known as the White Slave Traffic Act, or I asked Little Ed to see what he could find in the card Mann Act, which forbade the transportation of minors file under “white slavery.” He came up with “Blond Sluts across state lines for criminal purposes. Whatever impact Ready for Whipping.” Ed, I said, the fact that it appeared the Mann Act may have had on white slavery (not much, on a Web page asking for your credit card number argues one suspects), its most common use was to prosecute men strongly against its having authentic 19th-century origins. for having sex with underage women. Not that sex slaves are strictly a 19th-century phenome How prevalent was (and is) sex slavery really? I’d hesi non. For that matter, Mark, I don’t know where you got tate to dismiss the whole thing as a myth, as some com the idea that the kidnap victims all wound up in some sul mentators have done. There are plenty of child prostitutes tan’s seraglio. Maybe we’d better take the whole thing from in the world, and it’s safe to say few of them got into the the top. business willingly. Kidnapping, as opposed to luring under Panic over the “traffic in women,” commonly known as false pretenses, is probably uncommon, but it happens white slavery, has surfaced periodically in the West, most even today. In 1997 two men in Oregon were charged with notably in England in the 1880s and again in the United white slavery for transporting two girls, ages 13 and 14, States in the decade prior to World War I. In the classic from Canada and forcing them to have sex with different telling of the tale, young girls were abducted or cajoled men. There are also numerous reports of sex slavery in from their homes and spirited away to some foreign shore, Asia. where they were sold to brothels or wealthy rakes. The for On the other hand, the most lurid claims, e.g., that the eign shore wasn’t necessarily all that far away. In Victorian sex-slave trade was a well-organized criminal enterprise England the main locus of iniquity wasn’t the Middle East with tentacles in just about every major city, were almost but France. certainly exaggerated. Investigators of alleged abductions in White slavery was a natural target for defenders of pub Victorian England often found that the victims had gone lic morality and crusading journalists. In 1885 the famous voluntarily. The white slavery paranoia in English-speaking English muckraker William Stead published a series of sen countries created a climate of prudery that led to cam sational articles in the Pall Mall Gazette revealing that he’d paigns against music halls, racy French novels, and the like, purchased five virgins, one of whom was only 13. The arti and eventually to the criminalizing of prostitution, that cles described a sordid sexual underworld in which rich most ancient of professions. One doesn’t want to wink at men, with the connivance of the police and public officials, kidnapping, child prostitution, and so on. But as Bill brazenly trafficked in children to satisfy their unspeakable Clinton can tell you, just because something’s immoral lusts. The ensuing outcry led to the passage of antislavery doesn’t mean it should be a crime. (7) legislation in parliament. A similar uproar arose in the United States in 1910, v — CECIL ADAMS

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): The latest Real Astro logy/CNN poll shows that 31 percent of all your friends, relatives and acquaintances approve of your recent grab for glory, while 52 percent disapprove, 7 percent are undecided, and 10 percent wish you would grab for even more glory. Though I’m among the 10-percent minority, I’m hoping I have more influence over you than the timid, cranky majori ty. And what I say is: Are you gonna let your quest for greatness be run like a popularity contest? TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20):

Remember that fateful day a few years ago when your life came to a fork while your personal power was at a nadir? And remember how you didn’t have the strength to make a brave choice, but instead stole down the path that looked easier? Well, I have interesting news for you, Taurus. Your travels have brought you, via a circuitous route, back to a spot very close to that original fork. Conceivably you could return to it and make a new decision with more authority this time. However, there is no beaten path between that place and where you are now. To get there, you’d have to bushwhack through dense underbrush. (I’m praying that tonight you dream of finding a machete.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “It’s a lot easier to be a heretic than it used to be,” writes poet Ed Dorn. “There are more religions willing to kill you, more states willing to cooperate with sectarian harrassment, more laws cranking out more crimes...the world swarms with lite crimes and their companions, lite heresies.” There are also more

logy fanatics of every political and moral stripe who are enraged by anyone who doesn’t share their opinions, I might add, as well as increasing numbers of ordinary folks who’ve been seduced into thinking it’s cool to be a dogmatic know-it-all. In other words, Gemini, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to unveil a colorful array of weighty, well-argued depar tures from the conventional wis dom.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’ll confess a deep, dark secret from my own past if you confess one from yours. Me first? Okay, In the 1980s I wrote a sexed-up astrology column for “Gentleman’s Companion,” a porn magazine edited by Larry Flynt’s wife, Althea Flynt. What’s worse, I secretly enjoyed it. Now it’s your turn, my fellow Cancerian. Find a good, kind listener you can trust with your shame, and share your terrible burden. You’ll be amazed at the psychic energy it’ll liberate. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Just

because the rich are getting richer and the poor poorer in society as a whole doesn’t mean a similar polar ization has to happen in your own sph ere. In fact, the early part of 1999 is a perfect time for you to buck that nasty trend. I recom mend that you go so far as to steal from the wealthy parts of your life and give to the less fortunate parts. For starters, you could sublimate some of your overflowing sexual charisma into an effort to take bet

ter care of the people who tolerate and love your shadowy side.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Sometimes you just have to regress and express a little infantile behav ior in order to release the boisterous creative spirit locked away in your adult composure. So how about it? The first step on the path to con juring up your next masterpiece might be to fling a spitball at a tightwad. Or to hurl a water bal loon at a great dictator (like the one in your superego, for instance). Or to irreverently play like a kid with an adult prop that you treat with almost too much respect. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’m going to give you two sets of words, Libra. I believe that one or the other — but not both — will char acterize your life in the next few weeks. It’ll be largely up to you which emerges as the dominant theme. Now study the two lists, choose the one you prefer, and begin instructing your subconscious mind accordingly. List A: cornu copia, wellspring, motherlode, bumper crop, gold mine. List B: exorbitance, gluttony, padding, bloating, overkill. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 Nov. 21):

In an ironic essay directed at ambi tious self-promoters, Lewis Lapham offered the following credo for choosing one’s companions: “Seek out the acquaintance of people richer and more important than yourself, and never take an interest in people who cannot do you any favors.” if you’re honest, Scorpio,

you’ll admit that your own social instincts contain at least a touch of that attitude. And while it may be a forgivable flaw any other time, you simply can’t afford to have it infect your schmoozing now. For the next three weeks, please be utterly non utilitarian in regard to your friend ships. Paradoxically enough, that’s the most pragmatic thing you can do.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21): These days you have an unusually strong talent for spotting vulnerable chinks in the armor of allies and enemies alike. On the other hand, your allies are highly inclined to see the best in you and your enemies are liable to overesti mate your strength. So are you going to milk these odd blessings for all they’re worth, Sagittarius? No, not unless you’re willing to risk one hell of a backlash in a couple weeks. But you can safely milk them for about half of what they’re worth. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.

19): Now that you’ve lurched into the New World, there’s no use pre tending that you understand what’s going on more than you really do. I realize this sounds crazy, seeing as how you’re normally the most capa ble and controlled sign of the zodi ac, but you don’t know nothin’! In light of this unnerving (yet poten tially delightful) situation, I’ll sug gest a rather controversial strategy: Rack up a lot of credibility by being the kind of naked emperor who calls attention to the fact that you’re wearing no clothes.

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|Feb. 18): As I meditate on four life in mid-January of 1999, I’m reminded of an old song, “Tim Finnegan.” It tells the story of a man who suddenly leaps up in the midst of his own wake and angrily announces that he’s not deceased at all, thank you very much. I expect that you too will make a dramatic return from the dead this week, Aquarius, although in a more metaphorical way. Congratulations in advance on your stunning rebirth.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): In recent years, many fundamentalist Christians have begun to enjoy a hot new addition to their oncestaid church services: holy laughter. Parishioners become so excited by the divine presence that they erupt in uncontrollable glee. Some guffaw so hard that they fall down on the floor and flop around like sleep walking breakdancers. Others repeatedly leap into the air as if on pogo sticks, or wobble and zigzag as if trying to dance while drunk. I’m quite sure some version of this phe nomenon will overcome you in the week to come, Pisces. This ain’t gonna be any ordinary secular gai ety, but a full-blown rib-tickling by the Divine Wow. ® You c a n c a ll R o b B ro x s n y , d a y o r n ig h t fo r y o u r

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DOWN-TO-EARTH F, 49, NS, inter ested in meeting a genuinely nice man in his 40s to early 50s for a good relationship. 2460

SWF, 43, LOOKING FOR A SWM FOR

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LTR. Must be honest, hard-working and know how to treat a lady. Enjoy camp ing, fishing, comedy, karaoke and romantic times. 2424________________

DWPF, NS, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, artist/ farmer/educator; lover of fading laven der mnts. over water, all that grows green, has hooves, paws, feathers, isn’t made anymore, but still works, is graceful, resonant and natural. ISO kind, warm, wise, musical, communica tive, handy, educated, art appreciator. NMH, RISD, ASP, NEA. 2427________

der, attractive & passionate. Loves ski ing, honesty, good conversation & inti macy. I would like to meet a non smoking, intelligent M who is financial ly secure, 35-47, and has a positive, confident approach to life. 2491_______

I’M READY TO FIND MY LIFE PARTNER: a NS, gentle man, 50s, with integrity, who enjoys travel, people, Gershwin, ocean, theater and adores me (DWPF, 40s, NS). 2493_________________

RUTLAND. DWPF, 42, 2 WONDERFUL daughters, ISO S/DWPM, educated, well-employed, fit, fun, emotionally mature. No couch potatoes, smokers or hunters. Travel, hiking, great food/ music/books are my passions. 2504

INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE SF, W/ 4 decades on the planet, ISO SM, 34-47, to join me skiing, dancing and watch ing movies ranging from Edward II to Ed Wood. 2505______________________

43 YO ATTRACTIVE, SOBER MOM, kids 9 & 16, vegetarian, metaphysical, spiri tual, ISO honesty, intimacy, best friend. LTR. 35-50. 2524____________________

MAN’S BEST FRIEND. DWPF, 38, ISO WPM, 35-45ish, who likes animals, loves dogs, is kind, honest, intelligent, educated, with a great sense of humor. I ski, snowshoe, hike, like fireplaces, movies, books, wine & playing with my dogs. NS/ND. 2549___________________

50, CLASSY, ARTSY, SPUNKY MASSAGE therapist, slim, active, intelligent. Loves forests, campfires, critters, books, pho tography, travel, computers, theater, life. Seeks fun-loving, articulate, adven turous, healthy, sensuous man to explore. 2500_______________________

DWM, 35, ENJOYS SNOWBOARDING, mtn. biking and nights on the town. Seeks a mischievous temptress who enjoys the same. 2501

tough. Reading everything everything about Taoism, feng shui, alternative medicine and healthy living. The woods, XC skiing, snowshoeing, my dog, wild flowers, quilts, fires. 2457

smoker, seeks petite woman, 28-40, who enjoys rock music, dancing, cold beer, fishing, camping and intimate times with a guy seeking a LTR. Call me. 2543_________________

SWPM, 32, ACTIVE, FIT. LTR-MINDED, wondering what I have to do to find a similar F who knows the magic of sit ting in bed Sunday morning, drinking coffee and discussing life, 2544

GIRLS: I'LL ASSUME, BY WRITING OUT

SM, 33, EASY-GOING, SMART, hand some, shy, busy, lonely, seeks friend(s) first! Pleasant surprises await... 2468

ROCK-N-ROLLER. ATTRACTIVE SWF, 37,

decidedly non-professional, slightly warped sociopath seeks F co-conspira tor for LTR. You’re provocative, sexy tomboy into goals, challenges, adven ture, foolishness, nudity, beer, mornings, KY. Rutland. 2507______________

high energy, independent, honest, fun. ISO SWM, 35-45, that’s courageous, respectful, well-read & well-dressed for conversation, dinner & dancing. Smokers OK. 2406________________

NO SPIRITUAL CRAP HERE. SWM, 37,

WANTED: ONE TALL M WANTING TO

CTRL VT WiWM, 50ISH, ISO TALL SLIM

learn/practice the Argentine Tango. A great dance; I want a partner. I’m 45, 5’9”. Don’t read between the lines, there’s nothing there. 2412__________

SWF, 35-55. Into Harleys, but can do heel, shose, dresses. Smoker/social drinker OK. Seeking LTR. 2508________

IS IT POSSIBLE TO ENJOY ANOTHER’S company, see the non-duality of existance, and not become co-dependent? 30s F wants man who can laugh, cry, cook, contemplate & who loves his life. 2357________________________

ATTRACTIVE PROFESSIONAL WF, NS, 30s, who enjoys skiing, travel, dining, workout & much more, ISO attractive, fit, secure WM, NS, 30-45, who enjoys same for possible relationship. 2365

ME: 34, TALL, DARK. FRECKLES, KIDloving, red Play-Doh, great legs, soft but tough Gemini. You: older than 34, Frenchman, nice arms, good heart, cra zier than me, graying, coffee drinker, vulnerable, kid-loving Taurus. 2381

SM, 52, RUTLAND AREA, SEEKS attrac tive lady, 30-55, for dating, leading to LTR. Only ladies seeking respect, caring and honesty need respond. I’m 5’n ”, blue eyes, brown hair. 2509 ________ M, 50S, SEEKING NS VEGETARIAN F, moderate walking, snowshoeing, XC skiing, performing big band music, read the clue, where the mall buildings are blue, I will meet you. 2514________

SWM, 30, TALL FIT, ENJOYS THE GYM, XC skiing, many outdoor activities, movies, dinner. Likes children. Seeking honest, sincere, spiritual SWF, 25-35, NS, ND, for possible LTR. No head games. 2519 ___________________

SWM, 34, ALCOHOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

MY TRUCK FITS 2 KAYAKS, JACKETS,

SWDF, SEASONED NICELY, TENDER 81

2537

QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. SWM, 35,

LETS MEET THE ALIENS TOGETHER.

CHANUKAH SWEETIE. DJF, 37, 5’io ”,

shapely, seeking attractive, honest, NS, who enjoys travel, dancing, romance, animals, monogamy, ocean getaways, laughter, friendship, possibly LTR. 2447

skiing, movies and New England, seeks SWF, 30-40, for transcontinental romance. I am moving to NH in April.

SGM, 6’i ”, 170 lbs., dark-rooted blonde, 34, seeks soulmate to look for aliens and love. Seeks girl, 18-34, for this assignment. 2494_______________

free-spirited male. Must be stable— emotionally & financially. Facial hair a +. My fantasy man: a cross between Satan and Santa Claus! 2465________

SPIRITED, FUN-LOVING SWPF, 40ISH.

SWM, 33, IN IDAHO...LOVES TRAVEL

meet a tall, dark-haired man around 40. So where are you, already? Spiritually alternative F, 6’i ”, blue eyes, dark hair, seeks LTR, NS/ND. I live near Plainfield, VT. 2401__________________

avid downhill skier. Yes, I’m alt that and more. Tall SWPM, 38, NS, ISO alltractive S/DWF, 29-38, to share sunsets, candlelight dinners, movies, traveling and more. 2520____________________

financially stable man in his 40s, with a curious nature. Dad’s a +. 2446_____

to share music, film, art and alternative computing platforms. 2536___________

MY TAROT READING SAYS: I’m going to

a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or even tall, dark, or handsome. But if you are able to hike, willing to XC, like to travel, smart, witty and kind, that would be super. ISO SM, 30-50. And if it doesn’t work out with us, I have friends. 2376______

ACTIVE, 45, PROGRESSIVE PROFES SIONAL seeking playful, progressive,

SWBIM, 26, GEEK, SEEKS FRIEND/ lover

NEW TO AREA AND LOOKING! SWM, 27, 6’, active, fun. Enjoys activities outside and inside, hiking, swimming, biking. ISO SF, 18-38, who is active and enjoys life. 2464___________________________

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN

long blonde hair, blue eyes. Am told I look like a Guess? model. Seeking D/SJM, over 6’ and under 40. Happy Chanukah! 2444_____________________

& warm, non-conforming & artistic, etc. Life is complicated—take your choice or all of the above. ISO femme fatale, 40+, from writer, teacher, etc. 2535

highly educated, athletic, 6’, successful professional, 49, who loves conversa tion, children, hiking, tennis, skiing, films, or just staying at home. ISO best friend, 30-44, for LTR. 2502__________

seeks pretty drunk. Self-mutilation OK. Convenient downtown location. 2539

SWPF, 40S. ISO WITTY, INTELLIGENT,

IRREVERENT 81 SINCERE, CHIVALROUS

WARM, SENSITIVE, AFFECTIONATE,

owner ISO SM, 26+, for friendship in Burl. area. Join me in enjoying movies, dining, dancing, talking, ’80s music, Star Trek, darts, billiards/bowling. 2437

ADVENTUROUS DPWF, 37, 5*3-, slen

Baby. Always the journey. Outdoors, hiking, reading,.writing, fun stuff. SWM, 33. 5’8”, strong build, hazel eyes, brown hair. Friends and one for more. Sm»e. 2497________________________

REAL GOOD FOR FREE. Well-adjusted, holistic, soulful SWPM, 29, who’s ath letic, handsome. Many interests includ ing the outdoors, the arts. Seeking similar, pretty, fit companion, 25-35, who’s intelligent, adventurous, joyful. 2534 ______________________________

this personal, we’re moving in the right direction! I’ll be adored by your efforts to call/write back! Promise. 2546______

VERY FUNNY SWF, 33, NS, ND, DOG

)m & n A s s k u x q m o n

NEWLY ARRIVED! INNER-PEACE BEANIE

dry gear, tarps, tents, skis, ropes and harnesses, bikes, blades & packs. And there’s still room for you. Come on! Let's explore! SF, 39, vegetarian. 2379

FUN, ENERGETIC, OUTGOING SWF, 32. seeking SM, 28-40. I enjoy many differ ent forms of live music, art, quiet con versations, laughing and exercise. Must be independent, optimistic, available during the week, and flexible on the weekend, but not mandatory. 2384

WHAT A LONG, STRANGE TRIP ITS BEEN. Rubenesque DWF, 26, ISO SM to journey with. Must value individuality, be family-oriented. Enjoy travel, nature, mysticism & romance. 2344__________

KIDS GROWN, ON MY OWN. PETITE, funny. Have money. Handsome man could make my day. Adventurous, loves to play. Must be neat, must be clean. Don’t smoke or drink, and don’t be mean. Love to cuddle, love to touch. Hope I’m not asking too much. 2350

HANDSOME, EDUCATED, ROMANTIC,

LOOKING FOR ME? HI, I’M A BM, 28, looking for friends in VT. It’s a new year, let’s do new things. XO, XO. 2523

MAN FROM MARS: DWCM, 54, NS, NA, ND. Looking for easy-going, extrovert, shapely, 4oish, Christian lady, over 5’4”, under 150 lbs., with interests in church, dancing and other social interactions. 2528_______________________

ENLIGHTENED MALE, 50S, communica tive, tends toward senses of the mind and heart, seeks attractive, younger F, NS, who understands “as you go up in age, you definitely get better.” Massage? Paris? 2529________________

m m

22, 6’2", LEAN, TALL CULTURED, stu dent, artist, entrepreneur, adventurer seeks curvacious Queen bent on mys tery and wonderment. 2445

ASIAN WOMEN, WOULD LIKE MEET you. Tiny small person, long hair? Status unimportant, under 40. Friendship/travel, lots more! I’ll be the best friend you ever had! 2459 ___________________

THUNDER, SUNSHINE, SNOW STORMS, warm beaches, wood fires, candle light nights, nature, music, dancing, commu nication, positive, 33, attractive, waiting for you. Care to join me? 2414

HEY, I THINK I'M A FUNNY, THOUGHT FUL attractive guy, and I know I need a funny, sharp, attractive lady, 32-43, to share with. Let me tell you more. Okay? 2420

SWM, 38, 5’11", 170 LBS., CARPENTER. Interests: hiking, canoeing, snowshoe ing, back-country skiing, homesteading. ISO pioneer woman interested in homesteading, family on 25 acres, simple, self-reliant life. 2421_____________

ISO LOVELY LADY TO CHERISH AND adore forevermore. Nice guy: gentle, sincere, smiling, keeper of many furry creatures, open-minded, handsome, romantic Wi, 50, 5*8”. Used, not abused. 2415______________

INTELLECTUAL REDNECK SEEKS TRUE, fine mama. Very young 50s, artsy, litsy, moderately outdoorsy, politically incor rect. ISO kind, intelligent, attractive woman for friendship and romance. 2417

SCIENCE AND MUSIC ARE TWO LOVES of my life. Looking for a third. Affectionate, prof., honest, agnostic M, 49 . seeks tall, thoughtful lady, NS, to enjoy outdoors and country living. 2422______

SINCERE, GOOD-NATURED CHRISTIAN M seeks F companionship on the journey. ■ove to laugh, learn, love. 2423

ATTRACTIVE SWM, 32, SEEKS SF FOR riendship first w/ possibility of shorterm or LTR. Enjoy dining out, dancing, aking walks, movies, shows, skiing and other outdoor activities. 2425

LEO, SAGITTARIUS, GEMINIS...you’re attractive, slim, intelligent, secure, pas sionate S/DWF with integrity, music, dance, home time and up-beat attitude s sought by good-looking, fit DWM, 40s, with similar qualities. Possible

Dear Lola, My brother is grave ly ill, and I have been spending much of my time in the intensive care unit. I tell myself) that the purpose of) my visits is to reassure him and make sure he’s receiving proper care. But I fjind myself) wait ing f)or visits f)rcm his doctor — not because he holds the key to my brother’s recovery, but because he’s sc darned cute. I am single and searching, but this isn’t the time or place to be shopping for a mate. I f)eel sc guilty. Help! Hopeless in Huntington Dear Hopeless, It's perfectly nor mal, in times of> vulner ability, to turn to an authority figure for comfort. Comfort can come in many forms, and it's not unusual to confuse one for anoth er. Her should it come as a surprise that, although your brother's health is your primary focus, your cum social needs have not disap peared. Give yourself a break. Go cut and try to enjoy yourself, you’ll return to your brother’s side better equipped to attend to his needs and resist his doctor's attractions. love, *■f t JP

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F, 35, PLUS-SIZED, LOOKING FOR A F,

LOVE IS A GOOD THING. DWM, 5*9”,

lege grad., laid back personality, slight disability, enjoys movies, theater, ski ing, walking 81 dancing. Seeks SF with open heart, easy laugh and sense of adventure. 2366____________________

under 40, for fun times and learning new things. Must love to be treated like a lady, enjoy romance, comedy, music and having fun. Possible LTR. Patience a must. Kids OK. 2506

145 lbs., somewhat professional, youthful, interesting. Likes adventures, skiing, hiking, camping, laughing, music, travel, Burlington night life. Seeking fun-loving companion. 2429

REAL 21ST CENTURY MAN...NOT A 20TH century imitation. Resilient, resolute, spiritual DWM, 41, Ctrl. VT, seeks intel ligent and diverse, NS/NA, PC vixen to reformat life with. 2370______________

HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC. SWF, 28, ISO SF, 25-32; very outgoing, enjoys mov ies, dancing, dining, romantic evenings, w/ a great sense of humor. 2407

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SWM ISO DARK-HAIRED LADY. I’m 25, 5’7”, 145 lbs., light brown hair & eyes, and fit. Into snowboarding, cars, music and adventure. You: good-looking, open-hearted and playful. 2431_______ ROAD LESS TRAVELED. Caring man seeks special woman. I love drawing, jazz, writing, poetry, photography, hik ing, running, children, nature, quiet times and being with someone special. NS, 5*9”, 160 lbs. 2432______________

GENTLE MAN. 50S. GOOD-LOOKING, very solvent, amiably divorced, seeking intelligent lady who appreciates thoughtfulness, nice lifestyle. Let’s share interests. Goal: a committed relationship. 2435_______________________

SWM, 21, ATTRACTIVE, WITTY, LIKES movies, sports, cross-dressing, ISO SF who’s dominant, kinky, witty, who wears garter belts, sexy stockings, leather for intimate encounters. Be clean. Will answer all. 2436__________

SINCERE, SECURE, PHYSICALLY FIT, younger-looking-than-52. Man with grown children seeking attractive, healthy and loving 4oish woman to share love and respect for natural world, travel, adventure and fun for the long run. 2438________________

COURAGEOUS 81 FREE, EMERGING spir it. Think and feel deeply. SWM, 25, 5*7”, flexible, loveable, good-looking, intelligent, kind listener. Seeks friend ship, romance, fun. Likes lots of stuff. You are intelligent, kind, wise, fun, attractive, fit, 20-30. 2371___________

THE MAN YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED. I’m sensitive, but strong, real romantic, handsome, fit, energetic. Would do anything for that special F. 38, 5’u ”, brown hair, blue eyes, love movies, dining out, traveling, long walks, silk lingerie. ISO SWF, NS, 35-40, childless, fun, romantic, affectionate, sexy. 2382

SWM, 31, NS/NA/ND, 6’, BLUE EYES, brown hair, ex-Marine, fit—physically, mentally & spiritually. ISO SWF, 25-35, NS, NA, ND, loves nature & self. 2372

SWM, 41, NS, ND, ATTRACTIVE, organic gardener, loves dogs, home, rural life, intimacy. ISO natural beauty, 30-35, fearless, strong, loving, happy, to share my home, mother earth spirituality. LTR. 2374_____

COME HITHER. SPEAK WITH TRUTH AND tenderness. Be of fit body and mind. Value education, health and serenity. Cradle the heart of this gentle, unique, gracious SWM, 43, NS, ND, NA. 2383

ISO XC SKI FRIEND. Active, attractive, 47, 6’i ”, NS, kids, ISO ski friend. Also enjoy dancing, yoga, music, cooking. LTR possible, but fun first. No baggage on this trip, please. 2439__________

M, 37, HONEST, DIVORCED, OCCASION AL smoker 81 drinker, kids: 2 teenage

ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, MUSICAL,

loves his kids, slow dances, the Bruins, bad movies, pint of Guinness and a smoke, the Stones, spooning and laughing. How about you? 2347_______

athletic, sober SWM, 32, seeks similar qualities in SWF, 25-30. 2393_________

ARE YOU OVER 40, WITTY, INTELLI GENT, affectionate and—yes—attrac

girls. Self-employed in VT music ind. 2M l_______________________________

NON-PC, BOSTON-IRISH GENT, 38,

I AM ALIVE! SWM, 36, HEALTHY, FIT &

tive? Are you willing to risk an emo tional involvement? If yes, perhaps we should talk. 2400___________________

clean. 5*5”, 145 lbs., NS, likes to travel 81 hopes to meet SF, 26-40, NS, who enjoys life & stays active/healthy. 2348

SWM, 20, DIRTY-BLONDE HAIR, BLUE

SM, 42, SOME BRAINS, KINDA CUTE-

eyes, 155 lbs., seeking older F, 35-55, for discreet encounters. Will travel. Discretion a must. 2403_____________

cleans up well—seeks friendship & intimacy in a LTR filled with silly laughter & sweet love. 2352______________

NOTHING TO HIDE. DWM, 38, 6’, 175

SEPARATED WM LOOKING TO BE some

lbs., good-looking, quiet, smoker; can repair almost anything. Looking for one-man woman for LTR. What you see is what you get. 2405

one’s special toy to play w/, enjoy life with and to sleep with. I’m in my 40s, good shape, have a job, but needs a place to live & be your personal slave to that special person. 2353

NEW-WORLD MAN. SWPM, 31, NS/ND, very fit, adventurous, good-looking, into music, art, photography and going out, seeks SWF, 24-35, NS, for fun 81 possible LTR. 2409___________________

A o c k in q w o m e n

GIGGLES, PLAY & A SPIRITUAL LIFE. Sparkles 81 shiny colors at craft fair 81 the Met. Moussaka, pasta bolognese, massages, Bach with candle-lit bath. Mozart festival picnics, mtn., lake, sun sets 81 walks in the woods. Seeks SWPF, 50+. Unity reader a +. 2410

40ISH SM, 5’8", FIT, EDUCATED, com municative, no dependents. Openminded realist, sense of humor, seeks .special woman for monogamous holi day romance, and maybe more. 2356

The Mostly

LIKE TO MEET SOME WONDERFUL women out there. I am kind, caring, loving, warm 81 much more of a per son. Those wonderful ladies, please write me. 2527____________________

FREE SPIRIT GWF, 25, HARD-WORKING, easy-going, mature (most of the time) ISO GF, 25-30, to be friends or the love of my life. ND 81 clean a must. 2496

GWF, 30, FAMILY IN THE RUTLAND area, visit often. Would like to make friends to hang out with. Interests: movies, shopping, darts, and more. 2369_____

SWM, 3 7 , decidedly non-pro fessional, slightly warped sociopath seeks F co-conspitator for LTR. You’re provocative, sexy tomboy into goals, chal lenges, adventure, foolishness, nudity, beer, mornings, KY. Rutland.

BEAUTIFUL, LOVING, VIBRANT WOMAN, 25, seeks girls like me to dance, touch, play, laugh, be friends and explore our passion and glory. 2373

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2507

GWM, 18, SMOKER, TALL, BLONDE, blue eyes, straight-acting, very unexpe rienced. ISO G/BiWM, masculine, straight-acting, funny, energetic, hard working, intimate, tall, 18-24. LTR. You can show me the ways. 2492_________

BiWM, 19, ISO PHILOSOPHIC, YOUNG, idealistic, modest, but attractive real person. 2503______________________

COME MY WAY. BiWM, 30, ATHLETIC 8l physically fit, wants to meet similar guys, 21-40, for morning & early after noon trysts. Be clean, safe and fun. Rutland area. 2511__________________

GWM, 23, BLONDE, GREEN EYES, slen der and nice-looking, ISO M compan ion, not over 30, with like features. Outdoors/animal lover. Love to snuggle. One-nighters OK, but looking for LTR. _______________________________

WHOEVER SAID ROMANCE ISN’T IN THE personals...let’s prove them wrong. GWM, 26, 6’4”, br/br, goatee, ISO older, mature, romantic looking for LTR in Rutland area. 2531

“THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME A LOT more than it’s going to hurt you.” In shape top looking for boys, 18+, in need of discipline. 2542___________

GBM, 38, 6’, 180 LBS., NS/ND, KIND-

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SENSUAL HEDONIST, SWM, 45, ISO

tan and fit. Professional style show. Free. Tuxedo, cowboy, logger and more. ISO parties or private auditions. Hot fun for you and your friends. 2433

like-minded playmates. I have 20 yrs. exp. organizing polysexual events. Safe, clean, honest, gentle, fun. You be self-aware, creative, confident, openminded. Are you ready for more fun than you’ve ever imagined? 2461______

GWM, 5*8", 180 LBS., 40S. BUDDING gym rat, not into.club scene, looking for secure men. Me: professional into all art forms, travel, outdoors and your imagination. ISO a physical guy who wants to share adventures as well as cuddle in front of TV. Bodybuilders a big +. 2442_________________________

GWM, 26, ATHLETIC, ISO A PROF, ath letic, experienced, versatile WM, 26-40. Must be yourself. Humorous is a +. No skinny or fat men, please. LTR only. Burl. area. 2389

MaWM, 40S, DESIRES PETITE F, 25-45, who needs more out of life. Long talks, long walks, creative food and play with discretion. Real adults only. Middlebury area. 2413_______________

SEEKING OLDER WOMAN. MaWM, 40s, seeks silver-haired fox for weekly tryst. Age 58-68. If you’re curious, don’t delay. 2430_________________________ LOOKING FOR MATH BUDDY TO WORK on calculus problems. 2392

ATTRACTIVE CU IN MID-40S, BOTH Bi, looking for Bi CUs, M 81 F, for friend ship & play. Bi self-awareness, intelli gence, honesty 8t good fun energy most important. 2402

ENERGETIC WCU, MID-20S, SEEKS attractive, intelligent BiF to share erotic fantasies. Discreet and self-assured Fs need only respond. 2516_____________

PHOTO SHOOT. SWM, MID-30S, SEEKS SF or SFCU for photo sessions: provoc ative, silk lingerie, creative role play, costumes and blindfolds. Very discreet. Mornings/afternoons. Don’t delay. 2510 BiM for friendship and fun. Must be clean & discreet. 2525_______________

NEW TO SCENE. SWM, 50, SEEK TOP

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. I “WIN" BY the

males for fun and friendship. Age, race open. I’m 5’n ”, med. build, blue eyes, brown hair. 2455____________________

nose. Not in a big schnauzer way, or “you’re way too nosey; thafs for sure.” But still, let’s face it. I pass the exami nation “by the nose.” I write a good personal—you can be sure. 2547______

BiWM, 65, PASSIVE, ISO Bi/GBM, ND,

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hearted, loving, fun, attractive, joyful, athletic. ISO GM, 18-35, NS/ND for LTR only. Must be relationship-oriented. Are you out there? 2548 _______ _______

who can be totally feminine from head to toe. For good times at my quiet place in the country. 2416

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BIWM, 45. 5’8“, 150 LBS. SEEKS CU W/

MaCU, 35 8! 28, BEGINNERS, ISO CU or BiF for erotic times. Healthy, discreet, attractive. 2375 _______________

SUBMISSIVE BiWM, 30S, WITH GREAT legs and attractive, seeks discipline by GWM, TV, F, or CU. Discretion assured. Other role-play welcome. 2385________

SWM, STRAIGHT, BUT A LITTLE differ ent, late 30s, great looker, seeking fun w/ women 81 lingerie. I’ll try on for fun & want to party with you and your friends. 2387

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ASTER: I BLEW IT ON NEW YEAR’S EVE when I met you the second time. Are you single? Hope so. Are you beautiful? Know so. 2518______________________

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CROSS BETWEEN A MICHAEL J. FOX & Mark Hamel. PM ISO PF who is fit 81 adventurous, 30-45. Looking for a friend first, possible LTR. If you want to meet a real nice guy, write. Box 414

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m m DIRTY BOY. GWM, 36, SEEKS TRAINING, discipline & more. Box 402___________

48, 5’10*, 150 LBS., LOOKING FOR M companion 81 friend. Enjoy cooking, quiet times, massage, rides 81 walks in the country. Rutland area. Box 397

MIDDLE-AGED, CLEAN BIWM WOULD like to meet WM, 18-24, for very plea surable sexual experiences discreetly. Pref. thin 81 clean. Box 398

MaCU, 39 8c 26, IN CTRL VT AREA ISO other CU or BiF for close friendship or more. Box 425______________________

CU SOUGHT BY TALL PBiM FOR explo SWF, 24, Bi-CURIOUS, WOULD LIKE TO exchange sexy letters w/ Bi or GF of any race or age. Possible meeting in future w/ right woman. Box 420_______

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