Macbeth
Hull Truck Theatre, Octagon Theatre Bolton and Derby Theatre presents Hell is murky.
In a country ravaged by war and rebellion, a fragile peace has finally broken out across an exhausted and wounded land. Macbeth, returning from battle, meets three witches bearing a strange and fateful prophecy that begins a chain of bloody and brutal events. Driven by an insatiable desire to succeed, Macbeth sets out to become King, by any means possible.
As his power-hungry wife sets him off on a murderous course to seize the crown, he is consumed by a great darkness… with violence and tyranny inflicted upon everything and everyone who stands in his way. But will their sanity remain intact, or will they pay the ultimate price for their destructive actions?
Don’t miss this powerful and chilling production of Shakespeare’s iconic tragedy, which lays bare the human cost of unchecked ambition.
William Shakespeare’s
Directed by Mark Babych
Set & Costume design by Rachel Canning
Lighting Design by Sally Ferguson
Photos: Tom Arran
SUN 26 APR
Sancho & Me: For One Night Only
Written and performed by Paterson Joseph with musical accompaniment from Ben Park.
Part biography and part dramatised reading from his prize-winning novel The Secret Diaries of Charles Ignatius Sancho, award-winning actor Paterson (RSC, National Theatre) tells the story of Charles Ignatius Sancho who was born on a slave ship in 1729, and went on to became a composer, writer, shopkeeper, and the first man of African heritage to vote in Britain.
This ‘remarkable’ show explores ideas of belonging, language, education, slavery, commerce, violence, threat, politics, music and love, and where these themes intersect with Paterson's own story of growing up Black and British.
Paterson Joseph will be well-known to audiences, from starring in Peep Show and Vigil to numerous outstanding performances with the RSC, at the Globe and the National Theatre. He starred in Wonka and recently featured in Judi Dench: Shakespeare, My family and Me.
Original Theatre presents
Tickets £28
Performance Time 7.30pm
Suitable for ages 12+
FRI 15 & SAT 16 MAY
The Importance of Being Oscar
With Alastair Whatley, Artistic Director of Original Theatre as Oscar.
‘Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.’
Step beyond the footlights into the private world of Oscar Wilde, in this critically-acclaimed production.
Be immersed in a compelling journey through the loves and losses, successes and struggles of the iconic man, in this beautiful tribute liberally laced with Wilde's signature wit and wisdom. It promises to be Wilde-ly entertaining.
‘Captivating… A mesmerising one-man journey through Oscar Wilde’s brilliant life and works’ HHHHH Broadway World
Written
by
Micheál Mac Liammóir
Directed by Michael Fentiman
Tickets from £29
Concessions apply
Performance Times
Fri & Sat Eves 7.30pm Sat Mat 2.30pm
Noughts and Crosses
Why love, if losing hurts so much?
Sephy and Callum sit together on a beach. They are in love. It is forbidden.
Sephy is a Cross and Callum is a Nought. Between Noughts and Crosses there are racial and social divides.
A segregated society teeters on a volatile knife edge. As violence breaks out, Sephy and Callum draw closer, but this is a romance that will lead them into terrible danger.
This gripping Romeo and Juliet story by acclaimed writer Malorie Blackman is a captivating drama of love, revolution and what it means to grow up in a divided world.
Finalist for Best Show for Children and Young People, UK Theatre Awards. Schools’ workshops and online learning resources are available alongside this production. Please visit pilot-theatre.com for more information.
Written by Malorie Blackman
Adapted by Sabrina Mahfouz
Directed by
Esther Richardson
Pilot Theatre in association with Northern Stage present
Thomas Hopkins, Craig Haffner & Sherry Wright, and SAMS Entertainment present the Hope Mill Theatre production
Glorious!
Starring Wendi Peters & Matthew James Morrison.
Florence Foster Jenkins is about to blow your mind.. and possibly your eardrums.
Glorious! follows Florence’s journey as she prepares for her concerts, builds an unlikely friendship with her accompanist, Cosme, and defies her critics to follow her dreams.
Dubbed ‘the worst singer in the world,’ Glorious! is the true story of American socialite Florence Foster Jenkins, who was known for her flamboyant costumes, enigmatic performances, and decidedly off-key voice.
Starring Wendi Peters (Coronation Street) and Matthew James Morrison (EastEnders), as Cosme McMoon, this hilarious production is the feel-good spring comedy we’ve been waiting for.
funny’
Written by Peter Quilter
Directed by Kirk Jameson
Photography: Chris Davis
Hambletts Productions presents
A Beautiful Thread: Thomas Hardy in Words and Music
Starring Anton Lesser (Wolf Hall, Endeavour), A Beautiful Thread weaves Thomas Hardy’s life (as dramatic as any of his books) with his beautiful poetry and great novels, including Far from the Madding Crowd and Tess of thed’Urbervilles. Hardy put more music into his work than any other writer, and Orchestra of the Swan perform it with shimmering beauty.
Anton Lesser and LuciaBonbright bring a hugely varied cast to dazzling life: Hardy, his mother, his wives, along with the immortal characters from his novels. The show also highlights Hardy’s humour (often overlooked!), his modernity, and the astonishing times he lived through.
Adapted by DeirdreShields, Hardy’s extraordinary writing shines as bright as ever.
Tickets from £32
2:30pm & 7.30pm FRI 22 & SAT 23 MAY
Central School of Ballet presents
Ballet Central
Ballet Central return with a brand-new company of dancers and a revitalising programme of classical ballet and contemporary dance.
The evening features Kenneth McMillan’s Solitaire, revived for Ballet Central by Lynn Wallis to Malcolm Arnold’s enigmatic score; and Times Square Ballet, an excerpt from Ashley Page's On the Town, is sure to delight audiences with its rhythm, glamour and romance. Plus, two exciting new commissions from Monique Jonas and Cameron McMillan, showcasing the versatility and flair of Ballet Central’s yearly repertoire.
Join us to experience the magic of live dance, showcasing the excellence of Central’s next generation of dancers.
THU 18 JUN
Tickets £25
Are you a dance student?
If you take part in regular dance lessons, or you’re studying dance at school, college or university, you can access £12 tickets to this performance. Contact the Box Office to book.
Performance Time 7.30pm
Guildford School of Acting presents
Young Frankenstein
It’s alive... and it’s outrageous!
From the creators of The Producers comes the monster musical comedy that will leave you in stitches!
When the young Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (that’s Fronkensteen, thank you very much!) inherits his infamous grandfather’s Transylvanian castle, he has no intention of following in the family footsteps. But with the help of his sidekick Igor, a leggy lab assistant, and a mysterious housekeeper with a fondness for dramatic entrances, he soon finds himself knee-deep in mad science, toe-tapping numbers, and riotous chaos.
Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein is a laugh-out-loud love letter to classic horror films, packed with cheeky humour, show-stopping songs, wild tap-dancing, and the kind of gleeful innuendo that would make even Frankenstein’s monster blush.
A monstrously good time for anyone who loves comedy, musicals, and a little bit of mayhem.
MON 1 –SAT 6 JUN
Written by Mel Brooks
Tickets from £23
Concessions apply Performance Times
Mon – Sat eves 7.30pm Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 14+
Freckle Productions in association with Rose Theatre present
ZOG
A roaring, soaring musical for brave little dragons everywhere!
‘I’m not braggin’ but I’m a dragon’
Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s classic, feel-good story is brought to roaring, soaring life in this delightful musical.
Zog is the keenest dragon in Madam Dragon’s school. He's also the most accident-prone, flying into trees, and even setting his own wing alight. Thankfully, a kind girl comes along to patch up his scratches and scrapes – but can she help him with his biggest challenge yet, so that he can finally win a golden star?
This charming smash-hit show, from the producers of Stick Man and Zog and the Flying Doctors, featuring joyful songs by Joe Stilgoe and beautiful puppets by Little Angel, is a treat for children and adults alike.
FRI 19 –SUN 21 JUN
Adult tickets
£22
Child tickets £18 Performance Times Fri 4.30pm Sat & Sun 10:30am, 1.30pm & 3.30pm
BSL Interpreted Performance Sat 20 June 1.30pm
Suitable for ages 2+
© Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler
HOME Manchester, JPT Productions & Mercury Theatre Colchester present the Mischief production
Thespians aka Greece the Musical
Mischief rewrite ancient history with their first musical comedy.
534 BC. Greece’s smallest island is battling to avoid defeat in a nationwide prayer competition set up by a thin-skinned tyrantwhere the loser is put to death. All is going dreadfully until Thespis accidentally invents acting, leading to the world’s first play and the origins of theatre as we know it!
Step into the amphitheatre, leave your troubles in the foyer, and escape into Ancient Greece as it bursts into song, with a thrilling plot, a love story worthy of Aphrodite, and enough laughter to fill the Acropolis.
Thespians is an uplifting, hilarious, and timely reminder of the power of empathy and stepping into someone else’s sandals.
Written by Jonathan Sayer (co-writer of The Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong and The Comedy About A Bank Robbery) and Ed Zanders (musical director Mischief Movie Night), don’t miss this ancient prescription for modern day laughter packed with comedy, chaos and choreography that will have every mortal in your household aching with laughter.
If you thought something funny happened on the way to the forum, wait until you hear what happened enroute to the amphitheatre!
‘The funniest theatre troupe in Britain’ The Telegraph
Tickets from £36 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Captioned Performance Thu 2 Jul 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 8+
2nd Week Added Due to Popular Demand
Written by Jonathan Sayer & Ed Zanders
The Marquise
Noël Coward’s witty romantic comedy gets a vibrant 1930s twist!
When a widowed count tries to marry off his daughter to the son of his best friend, it seems like a perfectly sensible plan. But with both young lovers secretly pining for others, their entangled affections cause chaos.
Just as their scheme to break free begins, the Countess, Raoul’s former love the spirited Marquise Eloise de Kestournel, bursts back into their lives. Wielding her wit and charm, she turns their carefully laid plans upside down, reminding everyone that love truly can conquer all.
This is a sparkling and sophisticated tale of old secrets, impulsive passion and eternal youth.
The production features a remarkable ensemble of acclaimed stage and screen talent, led by BAFTA Award-winner Juliet Aubrey as The Marquise Eloise de Kestournel, alongside Simon Shepherd as Raoul de Vriaac and Tristan Gemmill as Esteban el Duco Santaguano, who together bring Coward’s world to life with charm, wit and irresistible chemistry. Theatre Royal Windsor presents
Written by Noël Coward
Juliet Aubrey Simon Shepherd Tristan Gemmill
Emma Rice Company presents
Malory Towers
From the
novels
by Enid Blyton
Darrell Rivers is starting school with an eager mind and fierce heart. Unfortunately, she also has a quick temper! Can she learn to tolerate the infuriating Gwendoline Lacey, or value the kindhearted Sally Hope? Can she save the school play and rescue terrified Mary Lou from the grip of a raging storm? If she can do these things anywhere, she will do them at Malory Towers!
Nostalgic, naughty, and perfect for now, Malory Towers is the original ‘Girl Power’ story. This is a show for girls, boys and all grown-up children who still dream of midnight feasts and Cornish clifftops.
‘Magic’ HHHHH The Guardian
‘It revels in the power and potential of young women, and that makes you want to cheer’ The Times
Adapted & Directed by Emma Rice
Co-produced by Emma Rice Company, Alexandra Palace Theatre, Belgrade Theatre, HOME Manchester & Liverpool Everyman & Playhouse
Set & Costume design by Lez Brotherston Music by Ian Ross
Sound & Video by Simon Baker
Lighting by Malcolm Rippeth
Movement & Choreography
Alistair David
Landmark Theatres presents
9
to 5 The Musical
Get ready to clock in for a night of laughter and iconic songs!
Join us for the ultimate feel-good musical comedy as 9 to 5 The Musical bursts onto the stage with sass, style, and a whole lot of Dolly sparkle!
Featuring an irresistible score by country music legend Dolly Parton, this hit show follows three office workers who’ve had enough of their overbearing, chauvinistic boss.
When a wild idea turns into a daring plan for revenge, chaos, comedy and sisterhood take centre stage.
Inspired by the much-loved 1980s film, 9 to 5 The Musical is a joyful story about friendship, courage and standing up for what’s right, all set to toe-tapping tunes you’ll be humming long after the curtain falls.
Lively, empowering and outrageously funny, this is one night at the theatre you won’t want to miss!
Arrangements & additional orchestrations
Stephen Oremus & Alex Lacamoire
Tickets from £39 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Captioned Performance Thu 30 Jul 2.30pm
Music & lyrics by Dolly Parton
Book by Patricia Resnick
Based on the 20th Century Fox Picture.
Originally produced on Broadway by Robert Greenblatt, April 2009
Presented in arrangement with Music Theatre International
Orchestrator Bruce Coughlin
Theatre Royal Windsor present
Our Man in Havana
Our Man in Havana, adapted by Clive Francis from Graham Greene’s novel, follows the hilarious exploits of James Wormold, a British vacuum cleaner salesman in prerevolutionary Havana, Cuba.
Struggling financially to support his spoiled daughter, Wormold is recruited by MI6 agent Hawthorne to be a spy. Lacking any actual spy skills or intentions, Wormold fabricates an entire network of fictional agents and reports, using his imagination and local bar conversations.
His absurd reports, claiming to depict secret weapons, are taken seriously by MI6, leading to real-world consequences as the Cuban government grows suspicious.
John Partridge (EastEnders) and Jack Ashton (Call The Midwife) lead a cast of four actors who play over 30 characters to bring 1950s Havana vividly to life in this wonderfully funny and fast-moving romp!
‘Clive Francis’s ingenious stage version... highlights the comedic and absurd aspects of Greene’s story’
The Scotsman
‘Tremendous fun’
The Herald
John Partridge
Jack Ashton
Tickets from £36 Concessions apply
Performance Times Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Directed by Philip Wilson
Adapted by Clive Francis
Graham Greene’s
FRI 7 AUG
The Marriage of Figaro
opera of comic intrigue.
Get ready for an evening of sparkling tunes, tangled romances, and razor-sharp wit. It’s the wedding of the year but with mistaken identities, cheeky servants, and a Count with a wandering eye, the ‘happily ever after’ might take a little work!
Bursting with glorious melodies — from the fizzing overture to the heart-stopping beauty of Dove sono and the jubilant finale, The Marriage of Figaro is Mozart at his most brilliant. It’s an irresistible blend of comedy and chaos, set to music that’s simply impossible not to love, performed by a live, 10-piece orchestra.
Fast, funny, and fabulously full of heart, this is proof that love (helped along by a touch of trickery) always wins in the end.
Starring Jack Sandison (Figaro), Ellie Neate (Susanna), Timothy Nelson (Count) and Elinor Rolfe-Johnson (Countess).
A Little Angel Theatre, Mercury Theatre Colchester and Mayflower Southampton co-production
Toto the Ninja Cat and the Great Snake Escape
Musical Director
Orlando Jopling
Stage Director Danielle de Niese
Tickets from £35
Under 25s tickets £20
Performance Time 7.30pm
Meet Toto. She might look like an ordinary cat, but she’s no ordinary feline. Almost completely blind, Toto has incredible ninja skills, a big heart, and a nose for adventure. By day, she naps like any other pet… but by night, she’s out on daring missions with her cheeky brother, Silver.
In their very first adventure, a deadly King Cobra has escaped onto the streets of London, and it’s up to Toto to use every ounce of her courage and cunning to save the day.
Based on Dermot O’Leary’s best-selling children’s book, illustrated by Nick East, this purr-fectly thrilling tale is filled with original music, laugh-out-loud fun, and extraordinary puppetry, promising fun for the whole family.
A brand-new family musical for everyone over 5yrs.
THU 20 –SUN 23 AUG
Co-adapted by Barb Jungr & Samantha Lane
Directed by Samantha Lane
Music & Lyrics by Barb Jungr
Set, Costume & Puppet Design by Oliver
Lighting Designed by Sherry
Tickets
10.30am shows (Sat & Sun)
£22/£18
All other times £20/£16
Hymans
Coenen
Wild Arts presents
Mozart's
The Other Side of Murder
From the producers of the hit Murder at Midnight comes a wickedly entertaining new thriller.
When celebrated TV medium Darius Divine, host of hit lightentertainment show The Other Side, plans a cosy family dinner, he expects awkward small talk. He doesn’t expect his pregnant lover, his Gilbert-and-Sullivan-obsessed mother-in-law, or a night of ghostly visitations and explosive revelations. As dinner burns and tensions rise, the line between performance and reality begins to shatter. Secrets surface. Jealousies ignite. And a final twist lands that no one will see coming.
Original Theatre presents Advance Tickets from £19 Concessions apply
Funny, shocking and deliciously unsettling, this is a wild theatrical ride that will have you laughing one minute and gasping the next.
Book now – and ask yourself: what’s waiting on the other side? TUE 15 –SAT 19 SEP
Suitable for ages 14+
HH Productions, Nic Doodson, Andrew Kay, Global Creative and Kenny Wax present
The Choir of Man
Direct from the West End, the Olivier Award-nominated, worldwide smash hit is now on its first ever UK tour.
Welcome to The Choir of Man, the best pub in the world. Come ready to drink in the excitement!
Brimming with hits from artists such as Queen, Luther Vandross, Sia, Paul Simon, Adele, Guns ‘n’ Roses, Avicii and Katy Perry to name but a few, this is a show like no other!
A wildly talented group of incredible instrumentalists, worldclass wordsmiths, and sensational singers, this cast of nine (extra)ordinary guys serve it all... live!
‘Exhilarating’ HHHHH Daily Mail
‘Full of raucous cheer’ HHHHH Broadway World
TUE 22 –SAT 26 SEP
Tickets from £42 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue-Sat Eves (excl Fri) 7.30pm Fri 4pm & 8pm
Wed & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 10+
Bill Kenwright Ltd presents
Twelve Angry Men
A life in the balance. Twelve men. One verdict.
Twelve Angry Men brings the 1957 three-time Academy Award nominated film, considered one of the great ‘must-sees’ of all time, to the stage.
A jury has murder on their minds and a life in their hands as they decide the fate of a young delinquent accused of killing his father. But what appears to be an open and shut case soon becomes a huge dilemma, as prejudices and preconceived ideas about the accused, the trial, and each other turn the tables every which way, until the nail-biting climax…
‘Brilliant. It holds the audience in a vice-like grip.’
HHHH Sunday Express
‘This gripping mediation remains a classic expression of liberty and humanity’
HHHH Daily Express
TUE 29 SEP –SAT 3 OCT
Written by Reginald Rose
Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm Suitable for ages 12+
Theatre Royal Windsor presents
The Anastasia File
Starring Jenny Seagrove and Simon Shepherd with Ashley D. Gayle and Rosie Thomson
1918, Tsar Nicholas II and his family are executed by the Bolsheviks. 1920, Berlin, a woman is pulled from a canal after failing to take her own life. As doctors and police puzzle over her identity, she reveals details about her past that bring about the suspicion that she may in fact be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, the heir to the Romanovs.
Inspired by the true story of Anne Manahan, whose battle for recognition as the last surviving Romanov was one of the most popular historical mysteries of the twentieth century.
Memory, fact and fiction intertwine in this thrilling and moving drama that will keep you guessing long after the curtain falls.
Written by Royce Ryton
Directed by Roy Marsden
Performance
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 10+
TUE 20 –SAT 24 OCT Advance Tickets £19
Concessions apply
Tilted Wig in association with Watford Palace Theatre
The Picture of Dorian Gray
By Oscar Wilde
A portrait to die for.
In a society obsessed with youth and beauty, Dorian Gray is offered the ultimate prize: eternal perfection. But perfection comes at a price, one that must be paid in blood.
‘What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?’
This bold new adaptation of the classic novel celebrates Wilde’s dazzling wit and dark imagination. Stylish and unsettlingly thrilling, The Picture of Dorian Gray plunges you into a world where charm is currency and the truth always exacts its price.
A Queen's Theatre Hornchurch and HighTide production
The Disappearing Man
Suitable for ages 12+
Packed with theatrical flair, live magic, and emotional punch, The Disappearing Man is a bold new drama about legacy, illusion, and second chances as one man risks everything for his last great trick.
Returning to a once-glittering seaside town, washed-up magician Bazza Cadabra is ready for a final comeback, determined to reclaim the spotlight and prove he’s still got what it takes 20 years on. But every trick has a price.
This comeback isn’t just about applause. At the heart of Bazza’s ambition is something far more fragile, his bond with his son. Bound by shared secrets, old tricks, and unfinished business, their reunion sparks hope, rivalry, and the possibility of something extraordinary. As Bazza faces a flashy young magician, a no-nonsense new manager, and the family he left behind, the lines between performance and reality begin to blur.
Presented by The Spontaneity Shop
The Gang of Three
In the heat of economic crisis, the Labour Party's Roy Jenkins, Denis Healey and Tony Crosland clash over the soul of British socialism. Sharp, witty and gripping, the play captures towering intellects, fierce rivalries and the private tensions behind public power.
Following a sell-out smash hit run in London, Robert Khan and Tom Salinsky’s HHHHH electrifying political drama returns for a national tour this autumn, revisiting the high-stakes battle for the Labour Party’s future.
Smart, provocative and fiercely entertaining – this is political theatre at its most compelling.
Agatha Christie's
Fiery Angel presents The Hollow
Directed by Kirsty Patrick-Ward
A Hercule Poirot mystery
Renowned detective Hercule Poirot expected a quiet break in the country; instead, he's drawn into one of the most unsettling cases of his career.
At The Hollow, an elegant country estate, a glamorous circle of guests gather together one summer evening. But beneath the sunlit charm, something darker coils. Old passions refuse to die. New rivalries ignite. Dangerous infatuations take hold. Then – a shot rings out.
A body is discovered. A smoking revolver in an unsteady hand. The scene appears almost staged; a shockingly straightforward crime…
It is anything but.
Following sell-out tours of Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile, Fiery Angel reunites with director Lucy Bailey to bring this darkly seductive new staging of one of Agatha Christie’s most compelling mysteries The Hollow to theatres across the UK.
Concessions
Directed by Lucy Bailey
Pride & Prejudice* (*sort of)
By Isobel McArthur after Jane Austen.
Direct from its triumph in the West End where it won the Laurence Olivier Award for Best Comedy, and returning to Guildford by popular demand, Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) is a unique and audacious retelling of Jane Austen’s most iconic love story. Men, money and microphones will be fought over in this irreverent but affectionate adaptation where the stakes couldn’t be higher when it comes to romance.
This ‘smart, laugh out loud funny’ (Daily Telegraph) show features a string of pop classics including Young Hearts Run Free, Will You Love Me Tomorrow and You’re SoVain TUE 9 – SAT 13 FEB 2027
‘Faithful to the book, it’s also a raucously irreverent romp.’
HHHHH Daily Mail
Tickets from £14 Concessions apply Performance Times Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm Suitable for ages 14+
SUN 3 MAY 7.30pm
Boyband in the Buff
Boyband in the Buff is the ultimate throwback concert, starring pop heartthrob Gareth Gates and a cast of ripped and ridiculously talented performers. With nothing but harmonies, dance moves, and a whole lot of skin, the boys belt out the biggest hits of the ‘90s and ‘00s, from Backstreet Boys to NSYNC,
Blue to Take That, in a show that’s as nostalgic as it is naughty.
Suitable for ages 18+
*Does not include a show ticket
10 MAY
Dr John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke is the Godfather of Punk Poetry and a true British cult hero, inspiring generations with his sharp wit and unique voice. His iconic I Wanna Be Yours became a global hit through Arctic Monkeys and passed a billion streams.
In 2025 John was the first poet to headline Manchester’s Co-op Live arena. His live shows mix classic verse, new material, honest gags and quick-fire commentary proving John Cooper Clarke is still one of the most important and entertaining spoken word artists in the world. Suitable for ages 14+
SUN 17 MAY 7.30pm | Tickets from £34
Emma Kenny: Murderous Minds
Murderous Minds is an unflinching journey into the psyche of killers, exploring the dark motives and life circumstances that led them to commit unthinkable acts.
Known for her work dissecting real-life cases on platforms like ITV’s This Morning and her popular YouTube channel, Emma brings her unique ability to balance chilling facts with compassionate storytelling, ensuring the audience leaves informed, fascinated, and questioning everything they thought they knew about human nature.
TUE 19 MAY 7.30pm | Tickets £32
The Man Who Was Magic
Dare to believe in magic as the UK’s #1 magic show returns with a brand-new production for 2026.
Presented by award-winning magician James Phelan – most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after predicting the lottery.
Following an unprecedented 5 years of sold out shows around the world, The Man Who Was Magic is a dazzling, new magic show where secrets unravel and you're left aching with laughter and dizzy in disbelief.
ONE NIGHT ONLY
Alex Parker & Friends: A Sondheim Cabaret
For one night only, musical director Alex Parker brings an intimate evening of the music & lyrics of the great Stephen Sondheim.
Featuring a trio of musicians and three to-be-announced West End favourites, the evening will feature songs from Sondheim’s canon, from shows such as Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, A Little Night Music, Follies & many more.
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Olivier Award-winning West End hit musical comedy and Edinburgh Fringe must-see phenomenon, as heard on BBC Radio 4. The Showstoppers improvise a hilarious new musical every night, totally inspired by ideas from the audience! With over 1,500 hilarious made-up musicals to their name, The Showstoppers never perform the same show twice. ‘It defies belief!’ HHHHH Telegraph
Suitable for ages 12+
Guildford Valuation Days 2026
Jewellery, watches, silver & objects of vertu, coins & banknotes
Internationally renowned auctioneers, Noonans Mayfair, will be holding two valuation events. Their specialists offer free, confidential, no obligation advice on current auction values. Come along if you’d like a valuation or have a coffee and chat about selling or buying at Noonans. Call 020 7016 1700 or email jewellery@noonans.co.uk to book an appointment.
Alistair McGowan: 3-in-1
Following his album reaching No 1 in the Classical charts, Alistair McGowan combined his talents as impressionist and comedian with his new-found skills as a pianist. Last year he published an acclaimed book of poetry. In 3-in-1 Alistair shares the comedy and impressions for which he is known and loved, poignant and clever poetry, and classical piano gems. Beautiful music, beautiful words, and a large dose of Alistair’s trademark comedy!
ONE NIGHT ONLY
One Night Only shows qualify for our Multi-Buy offer scheme unless marked otherwise
SUN 14 JUN
Abba Mia
Kerry Katona stars in ‘ABBA MIA’ the UK’s No.1 tribute to Mamma Mia! The Musical!
Featuring a dynamite cast direct from London’s West End, this all-singing alldancing show will blow you away.
Singing along is encouraged, dancing in your seats is a given, and dressing up is highly encouraged for this ultimate show of non-stop hits and non-stop energy! What are you waiting for? Gr-Abba ticket now!
*Does not include a show ticket
Phantoms of the Popera starring G4
The UK’s No1 vocal harmony quartet and original X Factor stars, G4 unleash their unique trademark sound on the greatest showstoppers that musical theatre has to offer.
Join Jonathan Ansell, Michael Conway, Mike Christie and Duncan Sandilands on a spine-tingling rollercoaster of breathtaking show-tunes, riding the high and lows of uplifting melodies, heart-rending ballads and climactic anthems.
*Does not include a show ticket
England V Scotland The Comedy Show
'They think it’s all over’ – not a chance! Which of the two old enemies is the funniest? Will the English comedians conquer your funny bones? Will Scotland’s comedians win the away match? Join us for a night of laughter and friendly banter as we lead up to another summer of huge football disappointment – we can at least all have a laugh about it!
With host John Archer. Team England is Hal Cruttenden, Finlay Christie; Ray Bradshaw and Paul Pirie represent Scotland.
TUE 4 AUG
Jay & Joss: It’s Not a Game
Jay & Joss are the award-winning illusionists who stunned the judges on Britain's Got Talent. Their mind-bending new shows invites you into a world where nothing is quite as it seems. With jaw-dropping stunts, breathtaking visuals and moments that defy belief, reality and illusion are about to dissolve. Can you be sure where one ends and the other begins?
Celebrated as 'spectacular' (Entertainment Daily) and 'awe-inspiring' (OK Magazine), they’re also known to millions as 'the boys who made Simon Cowell believe in magic.'
ONE NIGHT ONLY
K-Pop Icons
Sing, dance, and party like never before with the K-Pop Icons, the ultimate live concert starring the UK’s first virtual K-Pop band and a sensational dance crew celebrating Korea’s global music phenomenon!
With songs from Blackpink, Rose, BTS, Twice, K/DA, Katseye, and Demon Hunters groups Saja Boys and Huntr/x, this immersive party is a show for all ages. Whether you’re a hardcore fan, brand new to the K-Pop wave or just along for your tiny demon hunters, there’s something for everyone!
Dial 1 for UK
Written & performed by Mohit
Mathur
A funny and powerful one-man play about migration, belonging, and the British dream. When Delhi call-centre worker Uday finally arrives in the UK, reality hits harder than expected.
‘Sometimes you are lucky enough to stumble upon a little gem, and this was a polished diamond.’ HHHHH Green Room Reviews
Suitable for ages 14+
SHELF: The Kids Show 2
Shelf are BACK with a brand-new sketch comedy show to celebrate the release of their first kids’ book series. It's double the funny, double the silly, double the sketch and it's fun for children, their adults, and any ghosts or pigeons that wander in.
Mill Studio shows
Best Kids’ Show, Leicester Comedy Festival. UK Kids’ Comedy Festival winners 2023, nominees 2026.
‘Sketch comedy for kids ... Shelf pull it off with brio.’ The Guardian
Suitable for ages 5+
Henry Normal & Jan Brierton
‘Succinct, heartrending and peppered with gentle punchlines’ The Guardian WED 29 APR
Henry Normal and Jan Brierton present an evening of poetry and laughs. Henry will be reading poems from his new book A Quiet Promise whilst Jan's poems reflect on being a wife, mother, daughter, sister and retired raver. Expect a highly engaging evening.
An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo
Written by Ned
Blackburn
Johnny is in his final year at an all-boys boarding school, failing to fit into the school's (rather rigid) mould. Enter Harry, the rugby golden boy. To save time, Johnny and Harry shag. Constantly.
‘Hits back at the boys-club mentality and toxic masculinity that continues unchecked into adulthood.’ The Stage
Suitable for ages 14+
Mitch Benn: The Lehrer Effect
When a teenage Mitch discovered American satirical songwriting legend Tom Lehrer, the course of his life was changed forever.
Mitch looks at the legacy of the elusive Lehrer, (the man who set the chemical elements to the tune of A Modern Major General), the creative debt he, and all those who mix humour and melody, owe to him and performs some of the more Lehreresque of his own songs.
‘A fast-paced blend of showmanship.’ HHHHH Get Your Coats On
Creative Learning
Take Part!
May Half-Term & Summer
Magic & Illusion For Beginners
Ever wanted to do the impossible?
Step into a world where theatre and magic collide! In this playful, drama infused workshop, you will discover the secrets behind classic illusions. Guided by a professional magician, learn how to perform eye catching tricks, tell stories with flair, and use acting techniques to create truly magical moments.
Parents and carers are welcome to enjoy a magical sharing at the end of the workshop.
MON 27 – FRI 31 JUL
Drama Camp: Epic Myths & Mighty Legends
Creative Learning Take Part!
We’re planning loads of fun activities for the holidays, so sign up for emails and keep your eyes peeled for updates. Here’s a taster! FIND
Step into a world of heroes, monsters and magical quests in this action packed five day drama camp, as you bring legendary tales to life.
You’ll explore drama skills through character creation and storytelling inspired by myths and legends from around the world. Each day will focus on a different mythological world with drama games, art and craft, prop-making, costume design, directing & devising scenes and working with scripts.
There will be a sharing of work for families on the last day. 10am – 3.30pm |
WED 5 AUG
FREE Summer Family Fun Day
Drop in and enjoy some summer family fun. With free craft activities, dressing up, a summer themed scavenger hunt, outdoor chalk art, face painting* and cooling refreshments available to purchase from our Riverbank Kitchen - this is one oasis of fun you won’t want to miss! This is a free drop in event, so no need to book.
*Face painting will be available between 10am-2pm. 10am – 3pm | For families and children from 3 – 9 years
Video Game Design
Wire up your creative mind and join us for a social and interactive day of cyber-tastic fun!
In this workshop you’ll use a piece of software called Kodu to create your own game world. You’ll get to code the players and most importantly, play the games. This is a fun activity for friends who wish to attend together, or for those who like to make new friends as they explore.
NEW TERM FROM WED 15 APR
Young Company
Are you bursting with creativity, energy, and a love for theatre? Whether you're a budding actor, a behind-thescenes enthusiast, or just curious to try something new, Young Company provides a space to build confidence, make friends, express yourself and have fun.
No experience needed – just enthusiasm and a willingness to explore. Whether you're interested in a career in theatre or just want to have fun and grow your drama skills, this is the perfect place to start.
See the website for full details.
Wednesdays during term time
NEW TERM FROM TUE 21 APR
Little Notes
Enjoy sharing live musical experiences with your child in these fun-filled music classes for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers.
Designed and delivered by classically trained professional musician Lou Bradbury, Little Notes classes are full of creative play and bursting with live music.
Blending instruments, groovy new songs and superb classics, Little Notes sessions provide 40 magical minutes in your busy week. Using puppets, percussion and sensory objects, music is brought to life for your child as you explore sounds and rhythms together.
Please check our website for details on each age group.
New term from Tuesday 21 April
Showgoers
Our social group for solo theatre-lovers. Find out more on the website or contact box office for details. The group is meeting for performances of Macbeth, Thespians, 9 to 5 The Musical, Our Man in Havana, The Anastasia File and Sleeping Beauty in 2026.
FIND OUT MORE
We can offer free funded bursary places for all of our workshops and activities.
If you’d like to find out more, or if your young person has any specific needs or requirements, please call or drop us an email at creativelearning@yvonne-arnaud.co.uk to discuss how we can best help you and support them.
Short Stories Tall Tales
11.30am & 1.30pm | Running Time: Approximately 45 mins without an interval | Suitable for ages 0-4yrs.
Tickets: Full price Adult plus child £14, additional child £8, additional Adult £8
Immerse your little ones' imaginations through live performance and interactive role-play, with props, music and creative drama. An exciting and unique adventure, exploring stories with Hannah.
Bertie's Big Top | TUE 28 APR
An original tale written & told by Hannah Summers Come and meet Bertie, the little boy with a big imagination.
On one stormy, rainy day Bertie is bored at home and from his very own bedroom he takes us all to an imaginative, colourful, original circus show where anything is possible. Explore Bertie's story through drama and role-play as Hannah expertly leads through interactive and creative storytelling to enthral your little ones’ imagination.
Amy's Rocket | TUE 26 MAY
Amy lives in a loud town. Amy lives in a loud house. Amy's life. IS. LOUD. So she builds a rocket and flies to Mars for some peace. Amy finds the quiet and finds quiet friends. Now she has everything she ever wanted... but will she miss the noise?
Hannah energetically weaves this original tale with inventive and creative interaction, enchanting families on an adventure to the stars.
Nana Hannah and Her Hats | TUE 23 JUN
Nana Hannah has a house, a house on a hill
A windy hill where you could see the sea. Wild and free was the sea and so was the house.
Nana's house has magic inside and inside her hats, is a story. Come and visit Nana Hannah, on an epic imaginative adventure to a land far away. A voyage to an isle of pirates, maps and treasure. Hannah guides interactive family play through this magical story.
Mouse and Sam | TUE 14 JUL
An original tale written & told by Hannah Summers
Mouse has never been outside Sam’s house, he’s happy hiding in his nest under the slats. But one day, he tumbles onto Sam’s hat. Tossed up on Sam’s head and off out the door. Mouse isn’t in the house, oh no, not anymore!
A heart-warming, original tale of a timid mouse who finds that his courage and a friend were there all along. Join our timid mouse in an interactive storytelling show. Your little ones will love to explore and discover the world through his eyes as he finds a way to play and be brave.
Adventures of An Ugly Duckling | TUE 22 SEP
Based on the story by Hans Christian Andersen, written & told by Hannah Summers
There’s more to Tully, our ugly duck, who longs for adventure beyond the farm fences. What’s over that hill, where does the river go, how high is the sky?
One day an adventure takes Tully on a surprising journey and she finds out who she is and where she truly belongs.
The Riverbank Kitchen is open during the day for casual coffees, light lunches and tasty treats.
For evening shows, we re-open 90 minutes before curtain up for suppers, drinks and a relaxed start to the show.
Friends enjoy a 10% discount at the Riverbank Kitchen and the bars so don’t forget to show your card.
You can always find our seasonal menus and opening times on the website, along with links to pre-order your drinks and snacks.
Pre-ordering is especially encouraged for dining as this will reserve you a table at busy times when space may be limited.
Opening Times
Tuesday to Saturday 10am - 3.30pm and 90mins before curtain up pre-show.
Functions & events
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Concessions & Discounts
Advance Tickets
Save 50% per ticket, on all price bands, on selected week long performances, from the moment they go on sale.
Numbers of Advance Tickets are limited and may sell out quickly.
Multi-Buy Tickets:
⚫ Book 2+ shows at the same time: save 10%
⚫ Book 4+ shows at the same time: save 25%
– one show is free
⚫ Friends save an additional 5% on the Multi-Buy price
NB: A £2 Booking Fee, per ticket, will be added after a promotional discount has been calculated and will be applied at checkout.
This includes Multi-Buy and Advance ticket offers.
Students, U25s, Job Seekers & Universal Credit Recipients, Pension Credit Recipients, Surrey Carers Cardholders
From £13 Mon-Thu for week-long shows and selected other performances, and from £12 in the Mill Studio.
Access Tickets
Save £5 on selected performances, plus 1 complimentary essential companion ticket.
Groups
25+ Save £4 per ticket + 2 complimentary tickets.
10+ Save £2 per ticket.
Schools & Student Groups
From £13, 1 complimentary teacher seat per 10 students, for selected Main House shows. These offers do not include panto and may vary according to the production. Please check on our website or ask at box office for more details.
Online
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In Person
Box Office is open 10am – 5pm, Tue* to Sat
(closed to callers on Mondays).
*Please note the change to opening hours
Please call us for help with Access and group tickets.
Tel: 01483 44 00 00
Email: boxoffice@yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
Tickets
Your tickets are emailed to you with your booking confirmation.
Please bring your phone with you to show your email when you arrive at the theatre, or you can print off your tickets.
Conditions of Sale
⚫ Sales are made subject to our terms and conditions, which can be found in full on our website: yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
⚫ All prices shown are inclusive of applicable fees and levies.
⚫ The information in this brochure is correct at the time of going to press.
⚫ The Yvonne Arnaud Theatre reserves the right to make alterations to the published programme of events, ticket prices, concessions, offers and fees at any time.
⚫ Ticket refund protection is available at the point of sale for all shows (excluding workshops). This is administered through Secure My Booking, a third-party company, and not managed by Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Concessions & Discounts may not apply to every performance, see website for full details.
General Information & Accessibility
Accessibility
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If you have any access requirements, please let us know when you are booking so that we can make your visit as easy as possible.
⚫ The Lower Stalls, Box Office, and Riverside Kitchen are located on the ground floor. All other floors are accessible using the lift.
⚫ We offer a complimentary ticket on selected performances for an essential companion.
⚫ We offer a warm welcome for assistance dogs, please advise the Box Office when booking.
⚫ There are five wheelchair accessible spaces in the Main House and eight in the Mill Studio.
⚫ There are two (non-reservable) blue badge parking spaces immediately outside the main entrance. Visitors can be dropped off at the theatre’s main entrance first if necessary.
⚫ The Main House has Sennheiser infra-red sound enhancement systems. Headsets are available from front of house.
⚫ Captioned, BSL, dementia-friendly and audiodescribed performances are available for some productions. See the individual show pages or access page on our website for more information.
⚫ We now have accessible toilets at Ground and Circle levels.
⚫ You can now sign up to book accessible seats online, find out more on our website.
Please visit our accessibility page at: yvonne-arnaud.co.uk or call our friendly Box Office team on 01483 44 00 00 who will be pleased to help.
Trigger & Content Warnings
Where available these are published on our website. Please contact the Box Office if there is specific advice we can help you with.
SAT 5 DEC 2026 – SUN 10 JAN 2027
An Yvonne Arnaud original production