How to paint a clown face

1FACE

Cleanse face. Pat dry. Moisten your skin with a serum, primer and SPF to ensure protection from everyone.

2BASE

Cover your face evenly with a water-based or creme- based white to fit in with the rest. Try not to sweat, keep cool. Apply extra white powder to set.

3 CHEEKS

Highlight your cheekbones with your choice of blush colour. I recommend a deep red to disguise the ‘asian glow’ and gold to orange shimmer to balance out the blood shot eyes.

4 Eyes

Apply a heavy shadow to eyelids to create a fuller and larger eye. Use shades of blue to complement the redness. Glue back eyebrows and conceal them to achieve a state of incognito.

Add a touch of red to your nose- a very important step and not to be missed! This effect will disguise your short and wide nose. Or simply wear a classic clown nose.

5LIPS

Use a lipliner to outline your lips, don't be afraid to go outside the lip edges or to pinch them upwards- to elongate the smile line.

7PLAY

Accessorise with a hat, wig and ruff collar. You’re fully disguised! Now you can behave however you want. No remarks will be made of your features or skin colour, only towards the clown.

Its actually amazing, I highly recommend you try it.

I would suggest you take time to play with expressions before you go out in public. You can now take your revenge. Have fun!