Yearbook Machine Sample Book / Brochure 2016

YEARBOOK MACHINE 2016

Printed in the United Kingdom Š 2016 Yearbook Machine Limited. All unauthorised copying prohibited.

CONTENTS SECTION 1: INTRODUCTION A Message From Our Founder 15 Why Yearbook Machine?

16 Customer Testimonials 18 Example Prices 24 Lifetime Guarantee 26 Our Online System 28 How It Works / The Process Explained 30 Things To Think About 32

SECTION 2: PAGE TYPES, STYLES & OPTIONS

Yearbook Components Overview 36 Cover Types & Designs 38 Profile Pages 46 Article Pages 88 Montage Pages 106 Polls / Awards Pages 114 Photo Pages 116 Section Dividers 120 Contents Pages 124 Index / Contacts Pages 128 Notes Pages 130 Self-Designed Pages 132 Extras 136

SECTION 3: OTHER BITS Hoodies About Yearbook Machine

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nce upon a time, there were two little boys called Dan and Tom. They went to school together and were the best of friends. But their time at school was nearly over; they were both about to go to University in different corners of the country, and they knew that all of their memories together would soon start to fade away.

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efore the boys left their school, they wanted to make an unforgettable yearbook. Unfortunately, the only yearbooks available on the market were flimsy and cheap. But they wanted something that was so high quality, that they would be able to keep their memories forever. And so they decided to design their own book.

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hey worked on the design of their book for days and nights, until they were sure that it was Just Right. Then they got it printed using the highest quality materials. Everyone said it was the best yearbook they had ever seen, and students from far and wide asked Dan and Tom if they would make their yearbooks for them too.

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nd so they created Yearbook Machine, a magical system that meant that everyone could have a yearbook that was as high quality as the original book designed by Dan and Tom for their own school. Every year, more and more people heard the news, until it became known far and wide that Yearbook Machine was the best way to make school and university yearbooks!

Section 1

INTRODUCTION

WELCOME Hi, and thank you for your interest in Yearbook Machine. In this sample book, you’ll find out about everything that we can do to make your leavers’ yearbook the perfect way to remember your time together with your friends.

We’ve tried to include as much information here as we can, but if you need to know more, our website and blog at https://yearbook.com are always being updated. If you have any questions, feel free to call us for a chat on 020 3397 2699 or email us at hello@ yearbook.com.

We look forward to working with you on your project.

Dan Barker Founder and CEO, Yearbook Machine

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WHY YEARBOOK MACHINE? While there are many options for making yearbooks, the Yearbook Machine service is unique in its combination of ease of use, beautiful design, great value for money and excellent customer service. Here's how we're different...

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BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED AND MADE •• We only use the highest quality printing and binding techniques, so your book is built to last.

•• We print on thick, luxurious paper, ideal for printing high quality photos.

•• Each page of every book we make is designed and checked by professional designers.

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IT’S EASY AND STRESS-FREE •• Your yearbook is created online through your own private social network.

•• It takes less than five minutes to sign up and start inviting your friends.

•• The system is intuitive and fun; people quickly start answering questions and leaving their friends comments.

•• Photos can be imported straight from Facebook.

•• The editors are given powerful tools to make sure things run smoothly.

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THE BIGGEST BOOKS AROUND •• Our average book contains more than 140 pages.

•• This is the result of affordable prices and an online system optimised for easy content creation.

•• Collect thousands of photos, and collaborate with friends to create articles, montages, polls and more.

•• There’s no limit to the number of pages in a yearbook, and you can add or remove pages whenever you like.

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PERSONALISED THROUGHOUT •• Your school crest and school colours can appear on nearly every page of the yearbook.

•• There are loads of great templates and styles to choose from.

•• Each article page is custom-designed to maximise the impact of your content.

•• Our experienced designers can assist you with any questions or requests.

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FIVE STAR SERVICE •• Yearbook Machine has the most attentive customer service around - try us!

•• We aim to reply to emails within 2 hours during business hours.

•• When online you can talk to us via the live chat feature. There’s also an online help desk full of common questions and answers.

•• We also give you the direct phone number to our studio for immediate feedback.

•• We offer a lifetime replacement guarantee on all of our books

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OUR CUSTOMERS SAY...

See more of what our customers have said about Yearbook Machine at http://yearbookmachine.com/testimonials

I grew up with a yearly yearbook, and the one created for us by the young and enthusiastic staff of Yearbook Machine is by far the best of them all.

INGEBORG K. Downing College, Cambridge University

The finalists loved exercising their banter on the YBM website in a silent library, stalking yearbook profiles during short breaks, and reminiscing with nostalgia during nights of revision.

ELIZABETH H. Lincoln College, Oxford University

Yearbook Machine is incredible, it allowed us to get 300 people to make their profiles in a very short space of time. It was so simple. We are all ecstatic with our books, and everyone has said they will keep them forever.

MATTIE B. Grey College, Durham University

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Yearbook Machine became the most trending website on our school’s internet system, beating even Facebook and Wikipedia. It was so easy to use that the majority of the leavers had too much to say as opposed to too little.

CONNIE B. Gresham’s School

You guys are awesome!

JIGAR P. Pembroke College, Oxford University

Having Yearbook Machine design our yearbook was excellent – we were still able to make our own decisions about the style, layout and content, yet didn’t have to worry about creating a professional end product ourselves.

MADDIE P. Sevenoaks School

Working with Yearbook Machine has been a great experience. The system itself is ingenious and the books were of exceptional quality. Elegant, colourful, entertaining - definitely a service Concord College will use in the future.

PATRICIA V. Concord College

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OUR CUSTOMERS SAY...

Answers by Vicky R., Book Editor, Norwich High School for Girls

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WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YEARBOOK MACHINE? Having researched other companies we quickly saw Yearbook Machine was by far the superior company, in terms of price, ability to customise and the online system.

We initially e-mailed a few companies to enquire over prices but were impressed at how quickly the Yearbook Machine team responded and the friendliness of their response.

WHAT WAS GOOD ABOUT YEARBOOK MACHINE? The online system is excellent, easy to use and makes the whole process so much easier and more straightforward. The ability to customise was also something that attracted us to Yearbook Machine. In addition to this, the Yearbook Machine team were in constant contact with us about the progress of our yearbook and answering any questions we had, no matter how trivial they were. I can’t imagine how stressful and difficult it would have been to organise my year to complete their pages without the system — it has been invaluable.

WOULD YOU RECOMMEND US? Yes! When the yearbooks arrived we were overwhelmed at how professional they looked, they were exactly what we’d asked for and more! Everyone loved them and was so pleased with the much-anticipated final product. Receiving feedback from my peers it seems evident that everyone found the process extremely straightforward in terms of editing their yearbook pages and answering polls and other sections that required their attention. Having received the final product we are amazed at how reasonable the price was considering the excellent quality of all the books.

The Yearbook Machine online system and the help of the team have allowed us to create a yearbook that captures the heart of our school and our year. We are so grateful for the hard work and commitment of the Yearbook Machine team in creating a highly treasured book. Yearbook Machine is an extremely recommendable and reliable company, thank you for all you have done.

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We are amazed at how reasonable the price was, considering the excellent quality of the books.

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OUR CUSTOMERS SAY...

Answers by Yaakov L., Head Boy, Hasmonean Boys’ School

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WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YEARBOOK MACHINE? Yearbook Machine provided a simple way to get everything we wanted in the yearbook, with very reasonable prices.

We particularly liked that it was easy to add our own custom-designed pages as well as the ones made by Yearbook Machine, as this gave us lots of flexibility and was the best of both worlds.

WHAT WAS GOOD ABOUT YEARBOOK MACHINE? Everyone in the year group enjoyed filling in the yearbook, being able to write on other people’s pages and having the ability to choose what went into their own yearbook page. The ‘Friends Say’ section, which allowed people to collaborate to write answers for other people’s pages, was especially fun. The online system also made being Editor a lot easier as it meant we didn’t have to go and fill in everyone’s page from scrap, yet we could still manage the book overall and choose our own designs for our custom pages. Finally, the styling of the final book was fantastic (far better than we could ever do ourselves!) and the quality of the books and paper is excellent.

WOULD YOU RECOMMEND US? Yes we would. Any problems we had were dealt with very swiftly and efficiently. We haven’t had any complaints from our year about the yearbook and many commented on the professional, yet personalized yearbooks. Additionally, the yearbooks were perfect value for money.

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The styling of the final book was fantastic ( far better than we could ever do ourselves!) and the quality of the books and paper is excellent.

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EXAMPLE PRICES With Yearbook Machine, you only pay for exactly what you want, as our prices are quoted based on your book’s exact specification. But to get an idea of pricing levels, here are a few sample configurations.

TO GET A FREE, INSTANT QUOTE FOR YOUR BOOK, GO TO:

https://yearbook.com/pricing

BASIC From

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£ Per Book

INCLUDES: 100 people/copies Half page profiles 10 additional pages 70 pages in total £11 Softback £15 Hardback £18.20 Leatherette

•• Prices are all-inclusive: there’s nothing more to pay beyond what’s quoted.

•• Includes free delivery to one UK mainland address.

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•• You don’t have to finalise a price until your books are printed, and you’re always in control.

•• There’s no VAT to pay on top.

STANDARD From

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£ Per Book

INCLUDES: 150 people/copies Full page profiles 25 additional pages 185 pages in total £17.50 Softback £21.50 Hardback £24.30 Leatherette

DELUXE From

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£ Per Book

INCLUDES: 200 people/copies Double page profiles 50 additional pages 460 pages in total £24.75 Softback £28.75 Hardback £31.35 Leatherette 25

LIFETIME GUARANTEE At Yearbook Machine, we care deeply about the quality of our books, and only use top quality materials and methods in their production. Where some providers use glues that can weaken in extreme temperatures or staples that fall apart, Yearbook Machine books are only made with the most robust temperature-resistant glues and binding.

If your book breaks due to manufacturing defects at any point in its lifetime, return it to us for a free replacement.

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OUR ONLINE SYSTEM Yearbook Machine provides a powerful online system that allows you to manage the whole process of making your yearbook, meaning that you're always in control.

TEST IT OUT FOR FREE:

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HOW IT HELPS:

IT KEEPS YOU ORGANISED The online system keeps your yearbook project on track by sending you automatic reminders and telling you exactly what still needs to be finished in your book.

IT LETS YOU COLLABORATE Because your yearbook is better when everyone can get involved, the Yearbook Machine system lets you collaborate, sharing photos through the online system and writing content for pages together.

YOU CAN IMPORT PHOTOS FROM FACEBOOK Photos are a key part of every yearbook, and Yearbook Machine allows you to connect directly to your Facebook account to import photos for your book. You can also upload an unlimited amount of high-quality images directly to the system.

YOU CAN KEEP TRACK OF PROGRESS Keeping track of who’s done what (and what still needs to be done) is one of key roles of a yearbook Editor. With Yearbook Machine, you can see each person’s progress, so you know who to chase up!

IT’S FUN Because all of the most boring and time-consuming parts of making a yearbook are managed by the software, you're just left with the fun parts of collecting memories and reminiscing with friends.

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OUR PROCESS How it works: the different stages of making your yearbook, and how long they take.

2. INVITE FRIENDS Time taken: 5 minutes Once your yearbook is set up, it’s time to invite some friends. Yearbook Machine makes it easy by allowing you to invite people by email, through Facebook or by giving a secret keyword to everyone you want to join.

1. SIGN UP Time taken: 5 minutes Sign up for our online system, configure which pages you want in your book and choose the style of your profile pages.

It’s completely free to use the system and you can get started immediately.

HOW LONG IN TOTAL? It takes 10 weeks on average from start to delivery, but we have made books in as little as 2 weeks - get in touch if your deadline is tight!

3. INTERACT & CREATE Time taken: 1 - 4 weeks This is where the fun begins! When everyone’s on the system, you can write on each other’s profiles, upload, share and comment on photos and vote in polls. It’s interesting to log in just to see what’s going on, and you’ll find that your yearbook quickly fills up with content.

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6. PAYMENT, PRINT & DELIVERY Time taken: 1 - 4 weeks Once you’re happy with your book, payment is made and it’s sent to the printers. Payment is usually in advance although we can also accept payment after delivery with a purchase order from a UK school or college. Printing takes up to 4 weeks for hardback books although it can be as little as 1; let us know if you’ve got a tight deadline!

5. DESIGN & CUSTOMISE Time taken: 1 - 5 days When you’ve finished creating your content online, it gets sent to our studio where it is turned into the design for your printed book. We’ll customise it with your school’s logo and colours and send you a proof before printing to make sure you’re 100% happy.

4. CHECK & SUBMIT Time taken: 1 - 5 days Most of our customers generate so much content during their time online that they need to refine it down to fit in the space available.

This is great as it means that only the best stuff gets in, and most of the pages of the book will be full. It’s at this stage that teachers and editors should look over the content to make sure it’s all OK to print.

DANGER! Make sure everything is not left until the last minute. If you’re not careful there could be a mad rush, and pages may not be submitted on time. Avoid this stress if you can!

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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT As a yearbook editor, your job will be much easier if you plan ahead.

Here are a few tips:

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COMMITTEE AND TEAM Managing people is the biggest task in any yearbook project. It relies on you coordinating up to 100+ people who might want to be doing something different instead. Forming a yearbook committee will make a difference, as it means more people will then be pushing the project.

You can delegate tasks to different individuals, for example the school music captain can be in charge of the music section. Remember though, it’s still important that somebody is in charge, talking to the school and Yearbook Machine when necessary.

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TIMING You should make a clear plan for what needs to be done, working back from when you want the book to be delivered. Don’t leave everything until the last minute - when exams come about during the summer it can be hard to keep the momentum going. Allow more time than you expect because people are often late with their contributions!

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3 MONEY It’s essential that you budget correctly from the start. If you have a price in mind talk to Yearbook Machine and we can tailor a quote to your needs. Ask your school to help as well. They tend to be helpful when it comes to coordinating billing. Sometimes schools are even able to subsidise the book.

4 CONTENT If possible, try to plan out which pages you want in your book in advance: this will help you by letting you tick the items off the list as you make them. When you’ve finished online, make sure you double-check for spelling mistakes or errors. You should also show a teacher, in case the book includes any inappropriate content and to get your school’s approval. Remember that your school holds the rights to its name and crest and if you’re using any of the two you need their permission to print!

5 PHOTOGRAPHY Having the help of somebody who’s good with a camera will make a difference if you want to include lots of large images in your yearbook. If you want everybody’s profile photos to look consistent (e.g. with a plain background) then you will need to arrange for those photos to be taken. Similarly, if you want a photo of your whole year group then remember to arrange it.

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Section 2

PAGE TYPES, STYLES AND OPTIONS

COVERS

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PROFILES

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We offer a range of professional cover designs, or you can design your own.

Profiles are pages of text and photos about each individual in your group.

ARTICLES

MONTAGES

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Articles are pages about any topic you like, custom-designed for you by our team.

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Montages are pages of your photos fit to pre-made layouts, with optional captions.

POLLS / AWARDS

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Conduct online polls and print the results with charts and photos in your book.

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PHOTO PAGES

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Our print quality is so high that fantastic full-page photos are not a problem.

SECTION DIVIDERS

P.120

CONTENTS

P.124

Section Dividers are pages in between sections that keep your book organised.

Simple but important, contents pages help you find where things are.

INDEX / CONTACTS

NOTES

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P.130

Index pages contain page numbers and optionally also contact details.

Include plain pages with your school’s logo for handwritten notes & messages.

SELF-DESIGNED PAGES

EXTRAS

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Design your own pages or include adverts from sponsors to reduce your costs.

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We also offer optional extras for an even more special finish.

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COVERS You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but if you did judge ours, we think they’d come out pretty well. We offer a range of great professional cover designs which we can customise to your school, or we can assist and advise you in designing your own.

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COVER TYPES

HARDBACK Hardback books are made by wrapping a glossy printed sheet of paper around thick boards to give a sturdy yet attractive finish. Hardbacks are our most popular option, giving a tough finish while allowing a range of colourful designs.

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SOFTBACK Softback books are covered by thick glossy cardboard. You’ll be surprised how hardy this covering is, and it allows for great designs. Great for those on a budget as it can bring the price down without losing quality.

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COVER TYPES

LEATHERETTE Leatherette covers are wrapped in a tough, textured leather-based material and stamped with your choice of coloured metallic foil.

Leatherette is a luxurious option which gives a timeless, classic look and excellent durability.

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PROFILE PAGES Profiles are pages of photos and text about each of the individuals in your book.

EVERY PAGE IS UNIQUE Using exactly the same template on every page can get repetitive and boring. We vary the layouts subtly from page to page, to give your book a more naturallydesigned look.

ROOM TO EXPRESS YOURSELF The Yearbook Machine online system is so fun to use that it’s not uncommon for people to generate more content for their profile than can be fit onto one page. Fortunately, we offer all of our designs in sizes up to two pages per profile, so everything you want to say can be in your book.

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THREE DIFFERENT WAYS TO FILL YOUR PAGE Fill your profile page with answers written by you, with answers written by your friends, with comments from friends, or with a combination of all three. Because there are so many ways to fill your page, everyone can have a full profile page, even if they don’t like writing about themselves.

YOUR CREST AND COLOURS ADDED TO EACH PAGE Because Yearbook Machine’s designers custom-finish each book, we can make your profiles fit your choice of colour scheme, and can even add your school’s logo or crest in many designs.

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Classic

The original and still the most popular of all of Yearbook Machine’s styles. Classic is well-proportioned and timeless, and its simple elegance is guaranteed to look good long in to the future.

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Katie Garret K-Town, KT, Katie G

Date of Birth 08/09/1990 Email email@hotmail.com Mobile 07129 109284 Destination Manchester Hometown Manchester

Subject Maths

Friends Say...

Will be remembered for: • Her incredible voice • Her awkward intrusions into conversations • Always being awesome, enthusiastic, lovely and friendly!

Bet you didn’t know: • That she cooks a mean spaghetti carbonara

Comments...

Thank you so much for introducing Orange Wednesday to me. I’m really going to miss you (and the pizza) though I’m sure our huge gravitational force of attraction will one day bring us back together, and I look forward to it!

Nikki Cotterell Its been 7 years of beautiful friendship. Don’t be surprised if you find me living under your bed next year ;-) Jessica Steer

What do you think you’ll be remembered for?

Talking about gossip girl way too much, and managing to break practically all our kitchen’s glasses…even the plastic ones.

Person who’s inspired you the most…

No one person individually, but all of my friends and teachers have helped me really enjoy my time at Yearbook Machine.

Final words?

Four years is too short a time to spend amongst such phenomenal people, but the number of fond memories those four years have given is uncountable, and there’s no way I could pick just one as my favourite. You’ve all, individually and collectively, made Yearbook Machine the best place in the world, and that’s what’s going to stick with me. I hope I can stay in touch, bu even if I don’t, I know that years down the line I’ll still occationally remember an event, quote or marrism that reminds me of my time, and it’ll bring a smile to my face.

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Timothy Bull

Bully, B-Man, Stick, Cow, Big Bully, T-Boy Date of Birth 4/5/1991 Email wall-e@gmail.com Mobile 078375992859 Destination Japan or Germany.

Hometown Manchester

Subject History and German College spouse Michael Richards

Friends Say...

Least Likely to: • Pass a hockey ball • Get the drinks in!

Most likely to: • Share his food • Become a silver fox • Become a world famous pop singer • Grab you during a chemistry experiment • Forget to take detention Most Memorable moment: • Trio night before sports day in L5!!

• Laughing and spitting tea everywhere • Scoring 100 runs against the MCC • Playing for England at Cricket Finest hour: • Making a last-minute save to win Jesus the Gaelic Football Cup

What will you miss the most?

The people. It will be strange not hanging out with the same people I’ve spent most of my life with.

What has been your greatest achievement?

Playing 1st XI cricket since I was 13, and becoming Head of House, a role that I had always wanted.

How would you like to be remembered?

For beating all the school cricket records, but also for being a good friend.

What is your favourite memory from your time here?

The last couple of years have been really enjoyable but my favourate memory is probably playing for the school’s cricket team.

What song reminds you of your time here?

Any cheesy gym song…

Don’t stop believing – Journey I vow to thee my country Jerusalem

CLEAN MODERN

A simple modern style that is clean, clear and easy to read. Allows for bright colours thanks to its clean lines and bold fonts.

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WALLY GREEN

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 4/5/1991 EMAIL: wallygreen@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195292 DESTINATION: University

Comments Take a bow son. It’s been a great ten years together, and best of luck in the future. Hopefully you will have more luck with the ladies!! Keep in touch xxx Timmy Bull For all the time I’ve been late, all the lifts, the ‘man’ chats, No.18 bus times, all the laughs, and still great times to come.

Cheers buddy.

Tom Monday We’ve spent so many hours playing fifa, watching house, and beating everybody at croquet over the last three years. Not forgetting our many, many pool games and matches. It’s been great becoming friends with a guy who has a house in LA! Jack Morse

Friends Say...

Most likely to: ** Claim he’s bad at maths ** Apologise while cooking In ten years... ** Will be running the world ** Will become Japanese ** Partner at Goldman Sachs

What do you think you’ll be remembered for?

Introducing Beer Pong and American Action movies which everyone totally loves even when they say they don’t

Favourite Teacher?

Mr. Sherlock. What more could you ask for?

What has been your greatest achievement here?

Bowling Timmy Bull out last summer, not once but twice, and knowing that he will play for England at cricket one day.

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SARAH MURRAY

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 4/10/1993 EMAIL: sarahmurray@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195293 DESTINATION: Jamaica

Friends Say...

Memorable Moments: ** Fishing :-) Cherie Blair, House Maths, Brenda’s Step Will be remembered for? ** The noodle joke ** Always having exotic cake for breakfast Bet you didn’t know… ** Maths makes her feel physically sick…

In three words... ** Mad, Chick, Fantastic

Comments Sarah, even though you make me dance in front of people (and then laugh) I love you so much, I look forward to continuing to drag you jogging on Sunday mornings xxxxxx Grace Barton Despite the way I insult you constantly I’m going to miss you so much! Bursting into song in silent lessons, crossword clues and telepathy at Pictionary…you’ve made the past 2 years much more enjoyable and I bet you’re going to be super successful, lotsa love and keep in touch.

Kirsten Pearson

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

Hopefully in Hong Kong and Singapore, I really want to work out in South East Asia at some point in the future.

Favourite Quotes: ‘As so often with us, no words are need’ Rob T “What? When you were Jamaican?”

“On the way back from the Chinese takeaway…”

What will you miss most?

The madness of the D&T department, tea in the common room, yelling (quietly!) at people backstage.

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Summer Breeze With its soft colours and jaunty rounded edges, Summer Breeze is a light and modern style that adds a fresh feel without getting in the way of your content.

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Rebecca Bennet DATE-OF-BIRTH: 25/07/1991

EMAIL: mailkatie@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195293

DESTINATION: Yearbook Machine,

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COMMENTS Katie, despite having only known you for two years, you have been a wonderful friend and someone to talk to. I wish you all the best of luck in the future xxx Grace Murray Even when I hate everything I still love you, you ridiculously perfect girl, I’d say I’ll miss you but we’re not going to lose touch enough to let that happen (and if we do I’ll simply come by your house, you know mother dearest will take me in). Love you so much buddy Lucy Munday Thank you so much for introducing Orange Wednesday to me. I’m really going to miss you (and the pizza) though I’m sure our huge gravitational force of attraction will one day bring us back together, and I look forward to it!

Nikki Morse

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FRIENDS SAY Will be remembered for: ** Her incredible voice ** Her awkward intrusions into conversations. ** Always being awesome, enthusiastic, lovely and friendly!

Can be found: ** Singing at Osbournes on a Thursday night

Final words?

Four years is too short a time to spend amongst such phenomenal people, but the number of fond memories those four years have given is uncountable, and there’s no way I could pick just one as my favourite. You’ve all, individually and collectively, made Yearbook Machine the best place in the world, and that’s what’s going to stick with me. I hope I can stay in touch, bu even if I don’t, I know that years down the line I’ll still occationally remember an event, quote or marrism that reminds me of my time, and it’l bring a smile to my face.

Charlotte Simpson DATE- OF-BIRTH: 5/2/1991 EMAIL: simps@hotmai l.co.u k MOBILE: 07531 195293

DESTINATION: University MOBILE: 07531 195293

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Will be remembered for: ** Philosophy lessons with Marsy D ** Her nails!

Simps, you are such a nice person and a great friend to me, your Economics notes are always neat and tidy and a very convenient for me to copy. I will miss you in the future, keep in touch!!

Amelia Merry

Otherwise known as: ** Barbie Blue Memorable Moments: ** Marty the dwarf :) ** I’m sorry you’re just…so beautiful…I had to come over…Can I have your number?

No. NO YOU MAY NOT Otherwise known as: ** Simps ** Simpson baby Can be found: ** Chirpsing every boy in the room ;) ** Passed out in the docklands ** Getting drunk in the Science Museum

Simps, I have really enjoyed getting to know you over the past couple of years, sharing out maths and EPQ stresses and our AS Physics lessons.

You are such a lovely person. Good luck with everything.

Grace Pearson

What will you miss most?

Typical Yearbook Machine assemblies, those most enthralling speakers we have the pleasure of listening to each week, sitting in the classroom in winter and watching snow cover the City of London.

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TUTTI FRUTTI The combination of abstract patterns and bright colours make this style one of our most fabulous yet.

Colourful and fun but still grown-up, Tutti Frutti is one seriously cool customer.

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LIN MANN-XENG LIN ANSWERS...

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS TIME?

Hopefully in Hong Kong and Singapore, I really want to work out in South East Asia at some point in the future.

FAVOURITE QUOTES:

‘As so often with us, no words are need’ Rob T “What? When you were Jamaican?”

“On the way back from the Chinese takeaway…”

WHAT WILL YOU MISS MOST?

The madness of the D&T department, tea in the common room, yelling (quietly!) at people backstage.

COMMENTS Hanging out with you has been amazing, fabuloso, great. One of us will have to make the immense cross-country trip to the other this summer.

Hugh Jennions It has been an eventful 3 years Lin, you no longer look 14 and I have finally accepted that Scunthorpe is a real place.

Tom Dowd

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Nickname(s): Lord, Lord the Hipster

MOST LIKELY TO:

Date of Birth: 02/05/1992

• Make it as a professional musician

Email: linthelord@hotmail.co.uk Destination: Hong Kong Subject(s): Psychology, History and most of the AS subjects offered here

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• Lose his phone • Never ring me back • I don’t know, but I feel I should probably get your autograph in advance

LEAVERS’ PROFILES - 2013

INGA FORSBERG INGA ANSWERS...

WHAT WILL YOU MISS MOST?

Four years is too short a time to spend amongst such phenomenal people, but the number of fond memories those four years have given is uncountable, and there’s no way I could pick just one as my favourite. You’ve all, individually and collectively, made Yearbook Machine the best place in the world, and that’s what’s going to stick with me. I hope I can stay in touch :)

COMMENTS Galliers, you are a truly amazing friend, school just wouldnt have been the same without you. Your always bubbly and always there. Our nights are full of laughs, the party harding dance moves and the running home after our curfews! I will never forget these years and theyd better not be it. Loveyoux Sophie Medhurst Together we have had some crazy moments, i.e. chasing people and demanding photo’s with them but what can I say...only Rawrff Rawrff Rawrff. I wish you all my luck - I’m not loosing an amazing friend like you.

Grace Reynolds I’ve spent almost everyday with you since the year 10, it’s going to be hard not seeing you so often. I’ll miss you! You’ve made my time at Hecky unforgetable! I love you Kim Taylor

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LEAST LIKELY TO...

• Be mean to anyone... ever.

Date of Birth: 14/11/1992 Email: ingafors@hotmail.co.uk Destination: Pharmacy at Huddersfield Uni Subject(s): A2: Biology, Chemistry, Maths AS: Physics

NEVER SEEN WITHOUT...

• A cup of tea and scrummy designer cakes!

• Her trusty pink lunchbox ;)

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Thelma Brown

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 02/05/1994 EMAIL: Thelma@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195291

NATIONALITY: English, Colombian, Armenian

COMMENTS Nicks, we both know this isn’t the end for us. We’ll have regular catch-ups over bowls of edamame. Don’t ever change that smile, it never fails to cheer me up! I love you Nicochan Jennah Smith Spent 40 minutes on BEBO finding our first point of contact. You truly are a wonderful and insane little gal, am glad to be yours and you mine. I will treasure you forever...All my love x Holly Monday

Abigal Olson

FRIENDS SAY...

Will be remembered for: •• Rejection at the lambardes disco...

•• ‘Just checking....’

Most likely to...

•• Get tied to a chair and miraculously escape

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 5/4/1994 EMAIL: abigalolson@hotmail.com MOBILE: + 371 2020 9292 NATIONALITY: Welsh

COMMENTS

FRIENDS SAY...

I’ll miss our Year 7/8 times - we were so retarded and used to stay outside all the time no matter the weather!

You’re so gorgeous and amazing. Good luck for uni! xxxx Amelia Chahal

In ten years...

•• Looking after all the wild animals in Africa •• Married to Ron Barlow

We became friends in Maths, used to talk about our love life/give each other advice all the time! Now you say I remind you of Zainab LOL and generally abuse me but I better be at your wedding to a freshie off shaadi.com ;) Emily Allen

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Nicola, I love your crazy laugh.

I will miss our glances across the room when Ms. Sanders says something and how your smile can immediately put me in a better mood. Good luck for the future xxx Livia Morse

What will you miss most?

Seeing the kids all the time, crying with laughter every single day, our year group, being around people who have known me since I was seven and still think of me as a very tiny person... I will really miss Yearbook Machine, it cannot be denied!

Natalie Robertson

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 25/11/1993 EMAIL: Nats@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195293 NATIONALITY: British

COMMENTS

FRIENDS SAY...

3 years rooming with you & Thailand. I love you even if we act like children/animals. I know we’ll stay in touch and you’re always welcome in Thailand! I’ll miss you Libs :) xxx Gri Huawei

Will be remembered for: •• Accidentally yelling at Mr Richards when she wasn’t wearing her glasses •• Her amazing performance at the talent competitions!

Best friends since we were twelve, I doubt leaving school will change anything for us.

You may be a terrible listener but you’re an amazing friend (and geographer), and I’ll really miss not having you in the next room. Love you xxx Grace Friday

What will you miss most?

•• All the funny, immature memories with my friends messing about in the common room Final Words?

•• Yearbook Machine has been amazing; so many memories and people I will miss. Love you all!

DATE-OF-BIRTH: 22/7/1994 EMAIL: rebs@hotmail.co.uk MOBILE: 07531 195293 NATIONALITY: Italian, British, Irish

COMMENTS I will never for get the conversation we had in italy. You have been an incredible friend and always there when I need you.

We will stay friends forever (I can sense this) love you!! xxx Charlotte Holloway I never thought I would be lucky enough to have a best friend who would make me laugh hysterically every single day. You’ve taught me so much in the last few years, and I love you so much. Thanks babycakes, it’s been a blast.

Brooklyn Graham

And the best part is... It’s not over yet!

Lindsey Barker

FRIENDS SAY...

Will be remembered for: •• Being Bruce •• Her fantastic grin and brilliant sense of humour.

•• Her amazing smile Memorable Moments: •• When you weren’t wearing any make up, and Mr Gill told you, you looked pale and ill.

HAHAHAHAHAHA •• That time when Miss Brice said ‘you’re not keen, you’re just WRONG.’ :’’’’’’’’’) 67

ARROWS & SHAPES Strong and angular, Arrows and Shapes is a style with attitude.

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BRANDON PHILLIPS

Nickname(s): Brandy, Han, Honey Date-of-birth: 25/07/1994 Email: brandy@hotmail.co.uk

COMMENTS

FRIENDS SAY...

From the first conversation we ever had (toasters...?!) you’ve been the best friend, wingman and life-counselor anyone could ask for. How you did not bolt after I subjected you to a lecture on tea leaves on our first day is anyone’s guess; but the times since have been amazing. I will forever miss your wonderfully inappropriate sense of humour and cloisters 2k10 will be with me always. Gutted out to be missing out on more chicken a la chicken. Love, Brown Bear x ARASH MURRAY

Greatest Achievements: ** Scoring from 25 yards with the outside of his boot against Girton

Nickname(s): Lilly, Lills, Edge Date-of-birth: 25/07/1993 Email: hannahhannah@hotmail.co.uk

COMMENTS The thought of not seeing you and your fabulous smile everyday saddens me greatly Lills. You always make me laugh and I will miss you greatly.Good luck for the future, I really do hope that one day you marry Drake. AMEN. xxxxxxx ALLIE MURRAY

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Will be remembered for: ** Having the most amazing hair.

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WHAT WILL YOU MISS THE MOST? Our amazing bar!!! Bar extensions, Croquet, summer term.

And maybe Dobson saying ‘you going to hall?’

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF YOUR TIME HERE? Stereo love - Edward Maya (First year- summer term) THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY HARD TO FIND, WASN’T IT?

LILLIAN EDWARDS

Quotes: • WALES! Oh, no, wait, Wales isn’t a country... (quite literally the best thing ever) • I’M SORRY, IS THIS MY IPOD?!

LIFE LESSON LEARNED: ‘Be the best you can be’ FINAL WORDS? I have had so many laughs over the years and have grown close to so many people. Thanks for putting up with the jokes, the sayings and my forgetfulness. Good Luck! :) xx

Nickname(s): Anna, Han, Honey Date-of-birth: 25/07/1989 Email: james@hotmail.co.uk

FRIENDS SAY...

Best quotes: ** Wolves are mythical creatures Will be remembered for: ** Being kept quiet by George in the IVths match, butsomehow earning a promotion to the Ists from this performance ** A traumatic and effortless sense of ironic and betterinformed detachment in supervisions. ** His murder mystery party in first year and the strongest, most horrible cocktails in history

SARAH CARTER

JAMES YOUNG

Will be remembered for: ** Climbing onto Barnwell balcony ** Tea in soup-bowls WHEN I WASN’T WORKING I WAS...

Singing, playing football, drinking wine in Sarah’s room, acting, sending Harry and Rich the text: ‘Hall?’, reading literature irrelevant to my work, following United, discussing life’s big questions with Dan, Tom and Harry, chilling in Q2, Gl12, RT6/2.

Nickname(s): Saraaaah, Syrah Date-of-birth: 25/07/1994 Email: not-tom@hotmail.co.uk

COMMENTS Sarah, it has been an honour stealing Harry’s things with you without him ever finding out. You have made my days with Yearbook Machine bearable. I will see you again when Harry finally retaliates and we both have to flee for our lives.

RICHARD JENNIONS

FRIENDS SAY...

Will be remembered for: ** Going down a black run on her first day skiing ** Consistently getting called a ‘wizard’ by Ron despite

never understanding what she was saying FAVOURITE BAR EXTENSION COSTUME? Garlic bread with Famo BEST NIGHT OUT? King’s Affair launch party, disguised as a pea BEST THING YOU’VE SEEN AT YEARBOOK MACHINE? James Young dressed as Lady Gaga every Bar Extension in first year. This is also the worst thing I’ve seen in my life by some distance.

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7/1994 IRTH: 25/0 DATE-OF-B l.co.uk ily@hotmai EMAIL: em 531 195293 MOBILE: 07 : Physics SUBJEC TS N: Leeds H O M E T OW

Comments

It was a pleasure having lessons with you. Keep wearing purple.

Gutter budz 4eva xx John Green Well i have to say the best memory was our singing sessions we had in the shower !! :) will miss our chats!! and you will of course miss my clangs!! lovess xxxx Jess Munday

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Friends Say...

Greatest Achievements: •• Putting up with Gilboy and Marriott for 3 whole years Least likely to...

•• Construct sentences properly •• Realise that when a guy asks her out on a date he doesn’t just want to be friends Looks like: •• Lucy Liu

Emms, why are you not with us this year. I’m still not quite sure that I can forgive you. You’ve been missed loads Tom Morse

Memorable Moments: •• Attempting to stop herself hiccuping after Kings Affair by shouting at the floor in order to surprise himself

You have been the best friend that a GBF could have asked for. Well... sort of. I will forever remember throwing crisps at you to stop crying and your surprisingly good life advice. We obviously won’t stay in touch so I have to write this for you to remember me. Peace out. xxxxxxx Thomas Ruby

What will you miss most?

My massive room!

Best night out?

Spoons randomness in the summer with George, Anna and Dave

Best night out?

St Matthew’s day 2011; marching through the streets of London as part of YBM in full housey proud of all of the school traditions and history

Peter Edwards DATE-OF-BI RTH: 25/07/19 94 EMAIL: hrh_ rj@hotmail.c o.uk MOBILE: 0753 1 195293 SUBJEC TS: Economics HOMETOWN : Norwich

Comments

My dearest Peter, I am sure that you shall always be a big part of my life, as I will always be there to ask you ‘Is this really what you want?’. We have shared milk-less tea in Lamb kitchen and pitch-black conversation about the hypothetical existence of ESP So all I can ask you is if you would like to take my hand and we can climb out of this cave together. cosi xx Patrick Lovstrom Never lose your lust for life El. Many more to come, so watch out!

Olivia Sonne Pete, you are cool guy you know, and I’m proud to call you my friend/ grandson! You are a truly genuine person and I can’t wait to share many more happy memories with you after CH, and of course I will always cook you pasta! Lots of love, Pit x Tom Bushmill ‘We’re so safe I don’t need to write anything.’ - Plato Rich Jennions

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Most likely to...

•• Become a professional singer.

Not. Hates: •• Being tickled but it makes him giggle •• Being mainstream, unless it’s ironic Likes: •• Almond nougat •• Postmodernism

What Next?

Studying economics at uni then either training to be an accountant or doing a master’s degree in economics in Canada

What has been your greatest achievement here?

In Romania as part of the school’s ‘integrated community action summer project’ - during the last round of sessions seeing all of the progress that all of the children had made (in terms of sport) and knowing I was part of it

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Bridget Riley DATE-OF-BIRTH: 25/07/1994 EMAIL: BRIDGET@HOTMAIL.CO.UK MOBILE: 07531 195293 HOME TOWN: MALMÖ, SWEDEN

COMMENTS

Do you remember my fake boyfriend RODRIGO? Bridge I miss you. Sharing our room was an HONOUR. I loved rinsing songs with you and not caring. Mr Pierce man, thank you for looking after him. I’ll see you soon Flora Haywood Bridge Cabidge!! You are one of the kindest people I’ve met and I have enjoyed all of those Kitchen Chats about you-knowwhat *stage whispers* :) I hope we don’t lose contact because one day when I finally figure it out you’re gonna be the first to know!! So remember that ‘I love ooo’ xxx Wendy Morse

F R I E N D S S AY. . .

Can be found: ** Stealing a baby because it’s so cute ** Having domestics in Sainsbury’s with her partner ** Camping with Keith the gnome/playing hide and seek Greatest Achievements: ** Getting a bed stuck between two walls 2 metres of the ground Loves: ** Sweetcorn and vegetables that hide in your food ** Louisa talking about chickens crying with broken legs Best Quotes: ** ‘I’m not getting involved’ In three words: ** Totally wonderful person

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YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT?

Staggering through the boys dorm in health centre in my underwear WHEN I WASN’T WORKING I WAS...

Playing Netball mostly.

Or doing activities with the University Air Squadron, or Light Entertainment Society -’Putting the Amateur back into Amateur Dramatics’.

But some of the best times were spent just hanging out in friends’ rooms or on the paddock!

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El i z a be t h Bl ack a dder DATE-OF-BIRTH: 25/07/1994 EMAIL: ELIZABETH@HOTMAIL.CO.UK MOBILE: 07531 195293 HOME TOWN: LONDON BABY

COMMENTS

When I first met you I remember thinking, “she DEFINITLY plays the cello”, I think this was my first psychic calling!! Haggers, you are my one true love!I love you Leily bear Louisa Webb I will hold the memories of the time we spent together close to my heart, meeting every Saturday to watch Doctor Who (Shhh), learning how to train a dragon and drinking far too much tea. You’ve become one of my closest friends, somehow tolerating my bad manners and crass behaviour. You’re a brilliant girl who is going to be a great doctor, and I’m looking forward to the times that are still yet to come. See you soon.

Jacob Curd

Oh Liz.... It’s been mad. ‘Why do you hate us god!’ ‘Ahh salmon skin roll, unagi’ ‘Mad Laugh’ *You doing contortionist stuff on the floor* ‘quick walk on my left, NO! The other side, go in front of me, oh for gods sake!’ Much love Liz, see you at the lord mayors dinner xxx Liz Morse

Will be remembered for: ** Being completely, entirely, without a doubt and indescribably faultless ** Being the most amusing tipsy person in the world! ** Being one of the best people to have around

Elizabeth, dont get sentimental on me, gonna see you soon enough to twerk and get naked in the snow. maybe combine the two you never know what gap YAAAH life is like.

Celeste Jonson

FAVOURITE PL ACE IN CAMBRIDGE?

Gardens at night with the fairy lights and during the day in late Spring.

SUM UP YOUR TIME HERE IN FIVE WORDS.

Life-changing, fun, emotional & crazily busy!

F R I E N D S S AY. . .

Lowest Depths: ** Chipping her tooth on a stapler for a costume

FINAL WORDS?

:D

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HARRY

OSBORNE Nickname(s):Hippy Harry, Hazza Date of Birth:19/03/1988 Email:haribosborne@gmail.com

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF YOUR TIME HERE? Sex Bomb by Tom Jones SECRET CRUSH? The Chin otherwise known as James Young

COMMENTS What a LAD, will never forget the time Mrs. Hargott found you in that somewhat comprimising position with a mango and a duck.. haha never again. Best of luck.

James Young Cheesey Crouton!Together we have had some crazy moments,i.e. chasing people and demanding photos with them but what can I say...only Rawrff Rawrff Rawrff. I wish you all my luck - Im not losing an amazing friend like you!

Tabitha Reynolds HARRY IS ACTUALLY A VERY TALANTED DESIGNER

FRIENDS SAY...

LEAST LIKELY TO... ·· Be mean to anyone... ever. ·· Not be in a happy mood NEVER SEEN WITHOUT... ·· A cup of tea and scrummy designer cakes! ·· His trusty pink lunchbox ;) ·· A smile ? ;] LEAST LIKELY TO... ·· Be mean to anyone... ever. ·· Not be in a happy mood NEVER SEEN WITHOUT... ·· A cup of tea and scrummy designer cakes! ·· Her trusty pink lunchbox ;) ·· A smile ? ;]

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JENNIONS Nickname(s):KG, Galliers, Gaz, Chuckles Date of Birth:02/02/1994 Email: richard.jennions@hotmail.co.uk

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEMORY OF YOUR TIME HERE? Rugby was a good laugh , A level English was aesthetic and PR’s were a godsend. A lot of good memoriesl, hard to pick an outright favourite ..

WHO IS THE PERSON WHO INSPIRED YOU THE MOST? Zyzz WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF YOUR TIME HERE? Lil Jon & The Eastside Boys ft Ice Cube - Roll Call WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT HERE? Discovering the balrogs tunnel with Kieran is up there FINAL WORDS? Leave it ....... yeah ?

COMMENTS Mate, what can I say? Stay aesthetic and get pumped for Amsterdam!

Gavin Lunning Never really got to know Rich until the Lower 6th year and now as we are nearing the end of school he has become one of my best mates. So many quality memories over the last 2 years. So many laughs in english and don’t know how I would have put up with the girls without u bro. Friend for life #stayDENCH #YouMirinBrah Henry MacDonald

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NEVER SEEN WITHOUT... ·· Biltong ·· Instant Oats. ·· Very spiky hair MOST LIKELY TO... ·· Hit the gym ·· Win at 1066 ·· Stay DENCH BEST QUOTES: ·· DENCH ·· This Is Whiston!

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Da nie l R oge rs Nickname(s): Dan, Dobalob, Blobson, Big Blob Date of Birth: 12/5/1992 Email: dan@hotmail.co.uk Home Town: Birmingham

Daniel Says...

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT?

Running over a French kid on Queen’s bridge - he was fine, I did a full 360

Comments My dear brother, Dan, your weird and wonderful ways and your good nature have enriched my life here at Yearbook Machine.

Thank you, and lots of love x x x Anna Rogers Let’s not lie, your favourite place in college is hallll!!!!! Where else would we go to find you!?! Its been a pleasure for these past few years buddy! i’m sure these’s plenty more to come!! xx George Medhurst

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BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW...

·· Dan is a secret party animal

BEST QUOTES:

·· Are we going to hall then?

TALENTS:

·· Disproving many well established aerodynamical theories with just a frisbee.

MOST LIKELY TO...

·· Give you the warmest of smiles as you pass him and say hi ·· Be able to supply you with tools for bike repair ·· Remain invisible

E mma Wit t e nbe rg Nickname(s): Chel, Chill, Ra, Ra-Ra Date of Birth: 2/8/1992 Email: rachel@hotmail.co.uk Home Town: Wimborne, Dorset

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IF YOU MET YOUR FRESHER SELF, WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE? Keep an eye on that bloody toaster!

WHAT NEXT? Gap yah, then who knows? Anything that doesn’t involve pipetting.

Comments Always the most smily & glamorous :) x Charlotte Keys Honestly one of the best friends, and ballotbuddies, I could have ever hoped for. You’ve been there for me for three years, through man-drama, nakedness and so much pitta.

Love you beauty xxx Rachel Kim

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MOST LIKELY TO...

·· Have a slight Dave fetish ·· Pose normally for a photo ·· Be HAPPY LIKE A GIRAFFE

IN TEN YEARS...

·· Living the dream as a ninja grandmother ·· Still suffering from severe RSI from too much pipetting

BEST QUOTES: ·· Very sneaky (in Borat accent in response to a demonstrator explaining how a microscope works)

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ARTICLE PAGES Articles are pages of text and photos about any topic you like, custom-designed by hand around your content.

FOUR STYLES AVAILABLE Make each page match your taste With four modern styles available and the option to customise your articles with your choice of colours, your book’s design looks professional from cover to cover.

COLLECT PHOTOS FROM EVERYONE Everyone in your book can add photos to be used on article pages With the Photo Linking feature, anyone can upload photos to the system and link them to the pages where they’ll be most useful. So rather than having to email everyone asking for photos, each person can just contribute what they have directly.

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Luckily, our designers craft each article page by hand, taking whatever text and photos you provide and fitting them into the space available, to save you hassle and to give your book a tight, professional feel.

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YBM Rugby Club

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t all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Graham Strickland, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling very concerned, Graham hit a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he realized that his beloved Yearbook was missing! Immediately he called his favorite Mormon, Barry Frost. Graham had known Barry Frost for (plus or minus) 550,000 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Barry Frost was unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... stubborn. Graham called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Barry Frost picked up to a very glad Graham. Barry Frost calmly assured him that most

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spotted wolf hamsters yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Graham. Why was Barry Frost trying to distract Graham? Because he had snuck out from Graham Strickland’s with the Yearbook only six days prior. It was a enticing little Yearbook... how could he resist?

It didn’t take long before Graham Strickland got back to the subject at hand: his Yearbook.

Barry Frost yawned. Relunctantly, Barry Frost invited him over, assuring him they’d find the Yearbook. Graham Strickland grabbed his canoe and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Barry Frost realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Yearbook and he

had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Graham took the amphibious vehicle, he had take at least ten minutes before Graham Strickland would get there. But if he took the Yearbook Machine? Then Barry would be abundantly done.

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efore he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Fred Smith was interrupted by eleven stupid marmots that were lured by his Yearbook. Fred Smith yawned; ‘Not again’, he thought. Feeling worried, he skillfully reached for his banana and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent - the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent.

He exhaled with relief. That’s when he heard the thing rolling up. It was Richard Bond.

hasty leap, Richard Bond was out and went explosively jaunting toward Fred’s front door.

Meanwhile inside, Fred was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Yearbook into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind his time machine. Fred was angered but at least the Yearbook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at SevenEleven to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a

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Feeling very concerned, Benjamin Easton hit a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he realized that his beloved Yearbook was missing! Immediately he called his favorite Mormon, James Chin. Benjamin Easton had known James Chin for (plus or minus) 550,000 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. James Chin was unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... stubborn. Benjamin Easton called him anyway, for the

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situation was urgent.

James Chin picked up to a very glad Benjamin Easton. James Chin calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Benjamin Easton.

Why was James Chin trying to distract Benjamin Easton?

Because he had snuck out from Benjamin Easton’s with the Yearbook only six days prior. It was a enticing little Yearbook... how could he resist?

It didn’t take long before Benjamin Easton got back to the subject at hand: his Yearbook.

James Chin yawned. Relunctantly, James Chin invited

him over, assuring him they’d find the Yearbook. Benjamin Easton grabbed his canoe and disembarked immediately.

After hanging up the phone, James Chin realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Yearbook and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Benjamin Easton would get there. But if he took the Yearbook Machine? Then James Chin would be abundantly screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, James Chin was interrupted by eleven stupid marmots that were lured by his Yearbook. James Chin yawned; ‘Not again’, he thought.

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Biology Society Biology has at least 50 more interesting years

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eeling worried, he skillfully reached for his gerbils and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent - the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That’s when he heard the Yearbook Machine rolling up. It was Paul Sowry.

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency.

He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, Paul Sowry was out of the Yearbook Machine and went explosively jaunting toward Harry Osborne’s front door. Meanwhile inside, Harry Osborne was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Yearbook into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind his time machine. Harry Osborne was angered but at least the Yearbook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

‘Come in,’ Harry Osborne wildly purred. With a apt push, Paul Sowry opened the door. ‘Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some abrasive self-righteous ass in a time machine,’ he lied.

‘It’s fine,’ Harry Osborne assured him. Paul Sowry took a seat mysteriously distant from where Harry Osborne had hidden the Yearbook. Harry Osborne sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. ‘Uhh, can I get you anything?’ he blurted. But Paul Sowry was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, Harry Osborne noticed a funny-smelling look on Paul Sowry’s face. Paul Sowry slowly opened his mouth to speak.

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YEARBOOKMACHINE YEARBOOK

AUGUST 2012

A Team Rugby

BY DEREK CLARK

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t all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Steve, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened.

Feeling very concerned, Steve hit a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest

Why was Barry trying to distract Ruth? Because he had snuck out from Ruth’s with the Yearbook only six days prior. fortitude, he realized that his beloved Yearbook was missing!

Immediately he called his favorite Mormon, Barry.

Steve had known Barry for (plus or minus) 50 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Barry was unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... stubborn. Steve called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Barry picked up to a very glad Steve. Barry calmly assured him 100

The team get down to business that most spotted wolf hamsters yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating.

He had no idea what

that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Steve.

Why was Barry trying to distract Steve?

Because he had snuck out from Steve’s with

the Yearbook only six days prior. It was a enticing little Yearbook... how could he resist?

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eeling worried, he skillfully reached for his gerbils and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Chris was interrupted by eleven interested people that were lured by his Yearbook.

That’s when he heard the Yearbook Machine rolling up. It was Terrence.

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, Terrence was out of the Yearbook Machine and went explosively jaunting toward Chris’s front

door. Meanwhile inside, Chris was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Yearbook into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind his time machine. Chris was angered but at least the Yearbook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

‘Come in,’ Chris wildly purred. With a apt push, Terrence opened the door. ‘Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some abrasive self-righteous ass in a time machine,’ he lied.

‘It’s fine,’ Chris assured him.

Terrence took a seat mysteriously distant from where Chris had hidden the Yearbook.

Chris sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness.

‘Uhh, can I get you anything?’ he blurted.

But Terrence was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, Chris noticed a funnysmelling look on Terrence’s face. Terrence slowly opened his mouth to speak. ‘...What’s that smell?’

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STOCKHOLM SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS

BY PHIL WISEMAN

BLUES, BLADES, BLAZERS AND BANTER. GTM. Rowing is a sport in which athletes race against each other on water

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t all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Vladimir, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling very concerned, Vladimir hit a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he realized that his beloved Yearbook was missing! Immediately he called his favorite Mormon, Tom. Vladimir had known Tom for (plus or minus) 550,000 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Tom was unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... stubborn. Vladimir called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Tom picked up to a very glad Vladimir. Tom calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Vladimir. Why was Tom trying to distract Vladimir? Be104

cause he had snuck out from Vladimir’s with the Yearbook only six days prior. It was a enticing little Yearbook... how could he resist?

It didn’t take long before Vladimir got back to the subject at hand: his Yearbook.

Tom yawned. Relunctantly, Tom invited him over, assuring him they’d find the Yearbook. Vladimir grabbed his canoe and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Tom realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Yearbook and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Vladimir took the amphibious vehicle, he had take at

least ten minutes before Vladimir would get there.

But if he took the Yearbook Machine? Then Tom would be abundantly screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Tom was interrupted by eleven stupid marmots that were lured by his Yearbook.

Tom yawned; ‘Not again’, he thought. Feeling worried, he skillfully reached for his banana and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent.

He exhaled with relief. That’s

when he heard the Yearbook Machine rolling up. It was Vladimir.

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, Vladimir was out of the Yearbook Machine and went explosively jaunting toward Tom’s front door. Meanwhile inside, Tom was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Yearbook into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind his time machine. Tom was angered but at least the Yearbook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

‘Come in,’ Tom wildly purred. With a apt push, Vladimir opened the door.

‘Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some

abrasive self-righteous ass in a time machine,’ he lied. ‘It’s fine,’ Tom assured him. Vladimir took a seat mysteriously distant from where Tom had hidden the Yearbook. Tom sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. ‘Uhh, can I get you anything?’ he blurted.

But Vladimir was distracted.

A few freaknasty minutes later, Tom noticed a funnysmelling look on Vladimir’s face. Vladimir slowly opened his mouth to speak. ‘...What’s that smell?’

Tom felt a stabbing pain in his taint when Vladimir asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. ‘Th-th-those are just my grandma’s dull pencils from when she used to have pet spotted wolf hamsters.

She, uh...dropped ‘em by here earlier’.

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MONTAGE PAGES Montages are pages of your photos fitted to professionally-designed layouts.

INSTANT PAGE LAYOUT Make great-looking montage pages in one minute or less Once your photos are added to the online system, laying them out as a montage page is magically quick. Just select a template, pick photos and crop to fit. You can then instantly see how the page will look in your printed book.

POWERFUL PHOTO TOOLS Import from Facebook, apply effects and more.

Yearbook Machine was built for dealing with thousands of photos per book. Each person can import them straight from their Facebook profile and have them instantly indexed for use in the system. You can also rotate photos and add effects, and the system gives automatic warnings about whether photos are of good enough quality to print.

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ADD CAPTIONS Many templates also have optional photo captions A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes it’s good to say something too. Most of Yearbook Machine’s montage templates have spaces for optional photo captions, so you can add a witty quip as a reminder of exactly what happened.

SEVEN STYLES, HUNDREDS OF TEMPLATES No two pages have to be the same Each montage can have between 2 and 12 photos on it, and there are multiple layouts for each number of photos, so your book’s layout can stay interesting and varied throughout.

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MONTAGE PAGE STYLES There are seven Montage page styles to choose from. You can select Montage styles that match your Profile and Article pages, or you can mix things up with different styles.

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PINBOARD

SCRAPBOOK

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FRAMES

VINTAGE

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MONTAGE PAGE LAYOUTS There are hundreds of different templates for montages here are just a few examples.

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POLLS / AWARDS Set online polls and include the results in your book as stylish custom charts.

EASY AS PIE (CHARTS) Adding polls takes seconds Set up polls in seconds - set the choices as all users in your book, all male users, all female users or a custom vote on anything you like.

GETS EVERYONE INVOLVED Polls make your book fun and inclusive One of the best parts of Polls is their ability to get everyone in your group involved and talking about your yearbook. Because it’s so easy to join in, setting up polls is a great way to get people started in your book.

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INCLUDE PHOTOS Select a photo of the winner of each poll to print with the results When you select which polls to print, you can also select a suitable photo to include. So if you hope to win ‘Most Likely To Be Prime Minister’, make sure to dress smartly!

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PHOTO PAGES Include stunning full-page photo spreads to take advantage of Yearbook Machine’s outstanding print quality

FULL-COLOUR, BORDERLESS PRINTING Print up to the page edge for maximum impact We allow you to print in full colour right up to the page edge, so you can include as much of your photos as possible.

FREE PHOTO FILLER PAGES Free pages to make your book look better Because each section in your book has to have an even number of pages to keep the structure of your book intact, if a section has an odd number of pages, we’ll include a single-page photo ‘filler’ at the end of it free of charge.

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SINGLE PAGE OR FULL SPREAD Make an impact with huge double-page photo spreads If you have a high quality image that you want to show off in the best way possible, we allow you to print it across two whole pages, so everything in it will be crisp and clear in print forever.

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SECTION DIVIDERS Section Dividers are pages in between sections that keep your book organised.

PHOTO DIVIDERS If you’ve got great pictures, let them shine on your Dividers You can also add high-resolution photos in the background of Dividers. Add scenic pictures of your school or college to keep your memories fresh.

FOUR STYLES AVAILABLE What’s your flavour?

Because your Dividers hold everything together, how they look makes a big impact on the overall feel of your book. Yearbook Machine has four different styles of section divider, so there’s something to suit every taste.

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CUSTOMISED TO YOU Our designers add your crest and colours As in all pages of your yearbook, our designers will add your crest and school colours to your Dividers where possible, to make your book really customised to you. You can also choose to have a different colour for each divider for a more varied effect.

OPTIONAL SECTION INDEX Add an index of the pages in the section To make it even easier to find your way around your yearbook, you can also add an index on each section’s Divider, giving the page numbers of each of the pages in the section.

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CONTENTS Start your book with impact with our professionally-designed contents pages

CUSTOMISED TO YOU We add your crest and colours We add your school’s crest and colours, to keep every page of your book in theme.

PHOTO BACKGROUND OPTION Add a high-resolution photo to your contents page If you have a high-resoluion photo we can add it in the background of your contents page.

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FOUR DIFFERENT STYLES AVAILABLE Fit your contents page to your choice of style We give you four different base style options for your contents page, so every page of your book can be in fitting with your chosen theme.

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INDEX / CONTACTS Maintain an easy reference to each person’s page number and contact details

CUSTOMISED TO YOU Like all pages of your book, your index is customised to you The devil may be in the details, but we don’t shy away from getting them right. We customise every page to your school or college, and the index is no exception.

CONTACTS / ADDRESS BOOK Stay in touch, with everyone’s contact details all in one place You can include any of the details from individual profile pages in the index, compiled together in alphabetical order to make it easy to find what you’re looking for.

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EASY PAGE REFERENCE Find what you’re looking for.

It might sound simple, but having an index in your yearbook can make the difference between minutes and seconds when you’re looking for something in your book. So, with an index, you can spend more time reading your book, and less time searching.

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NOTES The perfect place for handwritten messages from friends

INCLUDED AS STANDARD Three notes pages are included as standard in all books We include three Notes pages as standard in all our books, as part of the 10 standard pages included in your base price.

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WATERMARK CREST Your school’s logo or crest as a background watermark Although Notes pages are meant to be written on, we can still customise them to your school by adding a faint ‘watermark’ of your crest or logo in the background.

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SELF-DESIGNED PAGES You can also easily add your own page designs to your book.

GREAT FOR SPONSOR ADS Reduce the cost of your books by getting sponsors Many groups choose to reduce the cost of their yearbooks for each individual by selling one or more pages of messages from sponsors, such as school alumni associations, local businesses and future employers.

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A BLANK CANVAS The only limit is your imagination If you want to include a page that doesn’t fall into one of the other nine page categories, it’s not a problem. Upload your page as JPG or PDF and we’ll include it in your book where you choose.

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EXTRAS

RIBBON MARKER Available in a wide range of colours, Ribbon Markers give your book a classic touch and help you keep your position when reading.

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PRINTED ENDPAPERS Printed endpapers are large pages printed with a photo, design or pattern of your choice, bound inside the front or back cover of your book. They’re particularly good for high-quality photographs such as class photos as they are made from one unbroken sheet and don’t have a spine in the middle.

PHOTO DVD Although you can fit hundreds of photos in your printed yearbook, it’s not unusual for groups using our online system to collect thousands of photos in their library. We can burn all of the photos uploaded online onto one DVD and include it in a sleeve at the back of each person’s yearbook.

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Section 3

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Hoodies Save time and money by ordering Hoodies and Yearbooks together

Super-soft heavyweight hoodies, customised with your choice of printing and embroidery 39 Colours Available.

To view colours and other options, go to https://yearbook.com

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Pricing

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Hoodie Price = Base Price + Customisation(s) The The Machine School Leavers 2012

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- No additional charges - Free delivery

- Mixed orders welcome - Manage everything online

Base Price Personalised Names Individually embroidered name on each hoodie

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Front Embroidered Crest Embroidered Names Printing (up to 2 Colours)

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LEAVERS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD PAISLYE SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN

PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKSPRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA

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PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKS PRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA TOM ALLEN HARRY OSBORNE JAZEPS BASKO JOHN BENSON DAVE RICHARDS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN JOHN TRAVOLTA JOHN FRUSCIANTE ALICIA KEYS BEYONCE KNOWLES MICHELLE OBAMA KATY SMITH AMANDA ROGERS SUSIE WATERS ELSIE BOOTH CONSTANTINE DUBOIS GARY GLITTER ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER RICK MAYALL ARTHUR ANDERSEN DANNY DEVITO TOM HANKS MORWENNA BANKSPRINCE PHILIP ELIZABETH WINDSOR KERRY KATONA

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