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The reminder of such from a simple message was a breath of fresh air and much appreciated. A final point about that simple post was that there are more Americans that are lovers of freedom and rights than I could easily identify. I get comments all the time about loving the daily Pledge of Allegiance and what that stands for. People in my circle seem to love the Constitution, Love the Bill of Rights, Love the Flag, love our County, and love our fellow freedom fighters. Keep the love, keep the faith, keep standing up for what you believe and together we can all make it through this mess we are in now. God Bless America! One final parting shot for this last issue of 2021, is that there are events scheduled for later this winter. The shows and swap meets are on the calendar, and can be found on the back page of this very magazine, and on our Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa Facebook page every Monday. Take a look at the events that are scheduled, and we hope to see you at as many of those that we can all make it to this season. I know for sure we are looking for a little bit of the biker life that sparks back up with the show season every winter and spring. Stop by to see us at the TRMI booth, grab the latest issue, and chat us up for a spell. See you at the shows! Be safe, be ready, be kind… Vernon Schwarte Quote of the Month: “The best index to a person’s character is to how he treats people who can’t do him any good and how he treats people who can’t fight back.” Abigail Van Buren
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Here it is, almost Christmas, and it’s finally time to reap the rewards we’ve all been waiting for. No, not a visit from Santa. The chance to BE Santa! If you’re part of the biking community, you have spent the last 7 months going on Toys for Tots rides in the heat, rain, and cold; going to Toys for Tots chili cookoffs when you don’t even like chili; grilling hot dogs at your local bike dealership to help them with their Toys for Tots campaign – the list of events we’ve all attended is endless. And that doesn’t count the die-hards who do all the shopping and handing out of the gifts. I’m amazed at the dedication of the people who come back year after year to help the US Marine Corps make this program a success. If nothing else, this proves that the opportunity to bring smiles to a needy child’s face at Christmas must be a powerful motivator. Why else would otherwise-sane adults give up so much of their free time and money? If you’re like me, it’s possible that some of the motivation to give comes from your own memories of Christmases when you didn’t have much. I remember one year when I was in 6th grade and my dad had had lung surgery and then went to stay in a TB sanitarium for several months. This was back when most moms didn’t work outside the home, so we were definitely pinching pennies. I still had a couple older siblings at home and a couple of teachers at their high school found out what was going on. They not only brought a Christmas tree over from one of the classrooms, but also pooled their money and delivered a basket filled with a turkey and all the goodies needed to have a Christmas dinner. The memory of their kindness has stayed with me and made me want to copy their generosity and give to others. Maybe you don’t think of yourself as being religious or as being a Godly person, but God says that when you sacrifice so you can give to those in need, you’re acting like him. If you have been around extended family at all, you’ve surely noticed that when one child cocks his head a certain way he reminds you strongly of his father, or when one of the girls laughs she sounds just like her mother. In the beginning, God created mankind in his own image but that likeness was broken and mutilated when Adam and Eve chose to sin. It is truly astounding that any likeness to God is noticeable in humans, but I think it’s most obvious when people give. James 1:27 sums up God’s evaluation of giving in this surprising way: “Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.”
out of pride or embarrassment, telling them we didn’t need help, and refusing to accept the gift. But she DID accept the gift. We have those same options before us as the Lord stands at the door of our hearts with his gift. Will we acknowledge that we need forgiveness for our sins? Will we then walk with God through a restored relationship? Wishing you God’s best this Christmas - Karla Mark and Karla Cornick are with the Christian Motorcyclists Association. Find out more about CMA and God’s plan for you at www.cmausa.org
God’s greatest gift was to send his Son Jesus to earth as a human baby, knowing that he was destined to die as payment for our sins. And what has always been incredible to me is that Jesus agreed to the plan! He agreed to restrict himself to living in a human body, with all of a human’s problems, then to endure a humiliating, agonizing death – all to make sure we could have forgiveness of sins and a restored relationship with God. That puts all of us in a similar situation to what my mom was in when the teachers showed up at our house with the tree and the basket of food. Mom had the option of lying 6 - TRMI DECEMBER 2021
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Dealers Baxter Cycle 311 4th Street Marne, Iowa 51552 712-781-2351 www.baxtercycle.com Big Barn Harley-Davidson 81 NW 49th Place Des Moines, Iowa 50313 515-265-4444 www.bigbarnhd.net Carroll Cycle Center 1327 Plaza Dr Carroll, Iowa 712-792-1610 www.carrollcycle.com Edwards Motorsports and RV’s 1010 34th Avenue Council Bluffs, Iowa 51501 712-366-8400 fullthrottleia.com or edwardsrvs.com
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National Motorcycle Museum 102 Chamber Drive Anamosa, Iowa 52205 319-462-3925 Nationalmcmuseum.org
Firehouse Bar 1211 5th Street Downtown Sioux City, IA 712-224-1020 Open Daily at 12:00
Okoboji Classic Cars Museum and Restoration Shop 810 Jeppeson Road West Okoboji, Iowa 51351 712-332-8029
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Haverhill Social Club 202 1st Street Haverhill, Iowa 50120 641-475-3321 Tues-Sat 10-2, Sun 12-12
Amigo’s 280 North 1st Street Fort Dodge, Iowa 50501 515-576-0142 Amigos Bar & Restaurant on FB
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Bea’s Place 108 N Main St Baxter 641-227-2080 Check Us Out on Facebook Food, Live Music, Bike Nights
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Bloodline Irish Pub 214 Public Square Greenfield, Iowa 50849 Bloodline Irish Pub on Facebook
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Catfish Charlie’s On the Mississippi River 1630 E. 16th Street Dubuque, IA 52001 (563)582-8600 www.CatfishCharliesDubuque.com
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Desperados 105 E 5th Street Atlantic 712-243-7087 Home of Cold Beer, Good Times, Pizza & Wings
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Whiskey Barrel Pub and Eatery 112 E Jefferson Street Prairie City, Iowa 50228 515-630-9639 Whiskey Barrel Pub and Eatery on FB
Montgomery Street Pub 207 East Montgomery Street Creston, Iowa 50801 641-782-2165
The Exchange 171 S Elm Street Avoca, Iowa 51521 712-343-2609 Lang’s Pizza, Cold Beer, Sports
Wilson’s Tap and Recreation 1008 Story Street Boone, Iowa 50036/ 515-433-1395
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The Full Nelson 205 West 2nd Street Halbur, Iowa 51444 712-658-2425 The Full Nelson on Facebook The Garage 621 K45 Whiting, Iowa 51063 (712)420-5895 Facebook The Garage The Place2B! 116 N. Federal Ave Mason City, IA 50401 M-F 3p-2a S-S 2p-2a Find Us On Facebook The Yankee Clipper 312 SW Maple St Ankeny, Ia 50023 515-964-9484 yankeeclipperbar.com Twisted Corn Tavern 1405 Walnut Street Dallas Center, Iowa 50063 515-992-3868 Twisted Corn Tavern on Facebook VFW Post 9662 Bar and Grill 1309 NE 66th Ave Des Moines 515 - 289 - 9914 and Facebook
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Shops & Fabricators Butterfield’s M.C. Parts 8025 Blondo Street Omaha, NE 68134 402-391-3768
O’Malley Wealth Mgmt. 5623 NW 86th Street Suite 400 Johnston, Iowa 50131 515-490-0930
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Mean Machine Cycle Parts Elkhart, Iowa 50073 Stereos, Bars, LED Lights, Air Ride Mon-Fri 9-6, Sat 9-12 515-367-7336
Steffens Cycle and Detailing 1311 E 7th Street Atlantic, Iowa 50022 712-250-8493 steffenscycle@gmail.com
Motorcycle Medic 3176 Highway 30 Woodbine, Iowa 51579 712-647-2818 Open Tues-Sat Noon-6PM
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Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa is pleased to introduce Mr. Alex Gross of Des Moines. Alex is a mechanic with Mean Machine Cycle Parts in Elkhart, a dedicated sponsor of TRMI. Enlisting in the United States Marine Corp in 2012, Alex spent 4 years defending our great nation. Attaining the rank of E-3 and an MOS of 3521 – Diesel Mechanic, Lance Corporal Gross served in Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, CA until his honorable discharge in 2016. During his time in California, Alex performed many stunts on his Suzuki GS-6R until he wrecked that bike. Following his return to Iowa, Alex picked up a Honda Magna. He eventually moved on from that to a 2006 Harley Davidson Electra Glide. And today, Alex enjoys long rides on his 2017 HD Ultra Limited. “For me, riding is truly wind therapy. It helps me clear my head. I don’t need a destination; I just need to enjoy the ride.” Lance Corporal Gross was always a military brat. His father served our country as a member of the United States Army. His great uncle completed a career in the military, retiring after 23 years of service in both the US Army and Air Force. And, his grandfather served our nation as a United States Marine. What an amazing level of servitude and national pride this family has given! Alex takes pride in continuing that tradition. He takes pride in helping his younger brother begin the learning process of riding a motorcycle. He looks forward to their upcoming rides together. And, he takes great pride in his work. Being a mechanic is something that simply came natural to Alex. He’s been working on bikes all of his life. The Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa on Facebook
Marine Corps provided the schooling to convert his love of motorcycle engines to the world of diesel engines. You can tell when talking to Alex he knows what he’s talking about. As he says, “I live this shit!” Whether it was the USMC, his time at the Big Barn or his current position with Mean Machine, Alex is proud to be the guy everyone else can depend on. “I’m totally self-taught, I don’t have a sheet of paper that says I know how to work on bikes. I have skills built through years of grinding on motors, at home as a kid, in the Corp, or in a shop … the grease under my fingernails proves my love of this job!” Working at Mean Machine provides Alex with plenty of opportunities to attend bike nights all over our community. In addition, he enjoys riding with the Freedom Riders. “Having been in a 1% group, I feel pretty comfortable around everyone. I think they accept me and I accept them.” He looks forward to bringing in a stunt team for a Bike Night in 2022. Over the past year, Alex has replaced the cams in his Ultra. With winter coming up, he looks forward to putting the bike in the garage and really getting to work. There’s a 124 Big Bore kit on order. His love of stunts dictates some cutting on his bags and rear fender for wheelie availability. He’s sure there will be more work, tuning and such, which will present itself during Iowa’s “off season”. Residing in East Des Moines with his beautiful wife Brittney, Alex is the father of two amazing children: Xandria (4) and Xander (18 months). He takes pride in passing down his love of motorcycles to them. From all of us at TRMI, Lance Corporal Gross thank you for your service. Without your dedication and commitment, we could not do what we do. Continue to be “Always Ready, Always There!” Shane OMalley
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I am sure you have heard the term MRF in various circles of two-wheel fans. But just what exactly is the MRF and why should you care? The Motorcycle Riders Foundation is “the first motorcyclists’ rights advocacy organization with a full-time legislative and political presence in our nation’s capital. The only Washington voice devoted exclusively to you, the street rider.” A NATIONAL VOICE FOR RIDERS! The MRF is on a whole other level when it comes to protecting our two-wheel rights. The founders of the MRF “wanted a staff that was all muscle and no fat, supported not by casual members but driven by a team of dedicated volunteers, with each volunteer committed to shouldering his or her share of the demands of liberty. They envisioned a team committed to core values like respect for riders’ diverse lifestyles and opinions, integrity in conduct, excellence and boldness in facing challenges head-on and, above all, leadership — leadership in the unrelenting struggle for the safety and freedom of American motorcyclists.” And this is why we are doing our part to support our friends Eric Ross and Christi Clemons Gunderson in gaining new members for the MRF. According to Eric, “the Motorcycle Riders Foundation needs your support to ensure we continue to fight for your rights on the Federal level. Things we are currently fighting for are what kind of fuel we can use, to wearing or not wearing certain gear, being able to customize a motorcycle as you wish, profiling due to attire, and if Autonomous vehicles can see us as well as other modes of transportation.” All of these things can directly affect our freedom as riders and result in negative impacts on the motorcycling lifestyle as we know it. One of the most important things the MRF does is hold a legislative strategy session each year called the Meeting of the Minds. During this yearly session, state motorcycle rights groups develop the FEDERAL legislative priorities for the upcoming year. “Items are discussed, debated and eventually voted on, with each Sustaining State Motorcyclists’ Rights Organization (SSMRO) having a voice and a vote. Legislative priorities are placed in one of three categories, “High,” “Medium” and “Monitor”. These priorities will serve as a roadmap, for the Motorcycle Riders Foundation Washington D.C. team,” as they focus on the year ahead. According to the MRF website, current “high” priority items include the following. Profiling: Continue pursuit of the House anti-profiling resolution mirroring the Senate version that passed unanimously. Build momentum for inclusion of antiprofiling language in other legislation. Renewable Fuels: Advocate for targeted changes to the Renewable Fuel Standard (RFS).
Autonomous Vehicles: Advocate and monitor any legislation or regulations related to motorcycles concerning connected and autonomous vehicles.
Emission Regulations: Engage the EPA & Congress on any activity related to motorcycle emission regulations. Definition of a Motorcycle: Educate policymakers and advocate for change to current definition, that better reflects the current two- and three-wheel motorcycle landscape. Crash Avoidance: Continue to promote the theme of crash avoidance versus safer crashing urging NHTSA and the DOT to focus on crash prevention and rider education. Helmet Laws: Oppose any mandatory federal helmet, apparel or conspicuity standards. Black Box: Pursue legislative language that any collected or available vehicle data is the property of the consumer and in which the consumer has the choice to opt-out of having their personal data communicated to interested parties. Surface Transportation Reauthorization (Highway Bill): Advocate and pursue legislative efforts that impact motorcyclists in the Highway Bill, now set to expire in 2021. Additionally, new topics were added to the broader agenda including threats to the internal combustion engine, lane splitting and potential changes to transportation taxes. Sounds like a pretty solid organization, right? You obviously need to be a part of the MRF family, right? Not only do you ensure your two-wheeled freedoms by joining (did I mention membership is as low as $35 per year?) but as part of your MRF membership you receive Riding Free from D.C., a weekly update from Your Washington, D.C. Lobbyist, an automatic $4,000 AD&D insurance policy, reduced rates to rider conferences and events, copies of the bi-monthly magazine connecting you with riders across America, legislative alerts and calls to action as events warrant, and access to both State and Federal legislative tracking software. No other motorcycling organization out there is a better place to spend your hard-earned dollars on membership than the MRF. It is where Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa chooses to contribute and you should too. If you have questions about joining, just shoot them our way. We would be happy to help you get signed up. If you would rather go it on your own, you can contact the D.C. office at (202) 546-0983 or visit mrfoffice@mrf.org. You can also print a membership application on the website https://mrf.org/jointhe-mrf and mail the completed document to Motorcycle Riders Foundation P.O. Box 250 Highland, IL 62249. There has also been a form you can cut out and fill out in the past dozens of issues of TRMI. When you get to the referred by line, enter Vernon, Melanie, Christy, or Eric and then we get credit for helping the cause! Make your voice heard on a national level with the Motorcycle Riders Foundation…and tell ‘em Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa sent you when ya do! Melanie and Vernon
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Cover girl Eleanor hails from the Quad Cities region, where she’s a familiar face at local car and bike events, and has made many print appearances including Natanic’s Pin-ups calendar this year, and again in the 2022 edition. The festive bar scene was provided by Jeff Grabau at his private party pad cleverly named Nub’s Bar and Microwave, where he’s hosted some knock-down drag out parties, and the real trick is to find the microwave! Paul Fosdyck’s 1951 Hummer is on display at Nub’s, making it an easy choice next to the Christmas tree for Eleanor’s photos, and this single cylinder Harley also appears on the back cover of Natanic’s calendar this year. Natanic’s calendars are “Buy 1 Get 1 Free” throughout the month of December, so be sure to order yours right away. But this deal is strictly for online orders only at Natanic.com
We are told that the Sigourney Cafe is known for its popular daily specials. Each day they offer two special entrees, a special burger, sandwich, or a salad. They also have many signature specials that aren’t on the menu. Local favorites include stir-fry, Mexican specialties, and spaghetti with homemade meatballs. The Saturday when we visited the specials were country fried steak and BBQ ribs. Karla chose to order the country fried steak special, the crispy breaded steak arrived with creamy mashed potatoes and the whole works was covered in pepper gravy. She also had a fresh, crisp, side salad and a scoop of birthday cake ice cream to round out her meal. Mark couldn’t resist the breakfast lure and opted for the Sunrise Special. This breakfast bonanza consisted of 2 eggs cooked over easy, 2 619 E Jackson St. Sigourney, IA 52591 sausage links, 2 crispy bacon strips, golden hash browns and 2 fluffy malted pancakes. Vernon also succumbed to (641) 224-8096 sigourneycafe@gmail.com the breakfast menu and ordered up the country fried steak Sunday – Thursday 6:00 am - 8:00 pm breakfast. It was the same deliciously crispy breaded steak Friday – Saturday 6:00 am - 9:00 pm and pepper gravy that Karla received, but this time came with two eggs perfectly cooked to over medium and a pile Vernon and I took off on a Saturday afternoon with of those delicious golden brown hashbrowns. A side of the intention of doing nothing but goofing off. This is wheat toast and jelly was also included in Vernon’s meal. I something that we rarely get the opportunity to do, but when went out in left field and searched for something different. offered the chance to meet up with our dear friends Mark I chose the Beef Eater. It is a sandwich composed of roast and Karla (you know these guys…they are on the CMA beef, mushrooms, onions, and Swiss cheese all piled on page, and work hard each month to provide us all with Texas Toast. This is a customer favorite, and I can see why. insightful articles that can somehow renew faith in even The mushrooms are tender and the cheese and roast beef the most cynical of readers) we just had to hit the road. So, are a flavorful compliment to the thick Texas Toast. I got at the stroke of noon, we locked the doors at the shop and French fries as a side, and they were crisp on the outside, busted tail to Hayesville, Iowa where Mark and Karla were tender potato pillows on the inside, and perfectly salty next anxiously awaiting our arrival. to my sandwich.
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Well, maybe not anxiously, but I may sometimes like to think that people are a little more keyed up to see me than they truly are…Vernon calls this me being “dramatic”. Anyway, we rolled into this unassuming parking lot and perused a cool gun shop for a while. We saw a lot of awesome weapons and made the purchase of a lifetime in that little shop. Spoiler alert…one of our friends is getting the ultimate gift this Christmas!
The food was certainly good, and sharing the meal with friends was priceless. Maybe we will stop back sometime and I can fall victim to the breakfast menu and have some French toast…it certainly looks delicious.
After spending some time in Hayesville, we headed on down the road to Sigourney to grab a bite before parting ways. Since the Sigourney Cafe was recently voted one of Iowa’s 99 ‘must try’ restaurants by the Des Moines Register and Travel Iowa, we figured it was the perfect place to grab a seat. The café specializes in comfort food and breakfast and offers bottomless cups of steaming hot coffee. The restaurant has the inviting atmosphere that only a small-town cafe in Iowa can provide. The waitstaff quickly seated us and took our drink orders while we looked over the menus. There are daily specials to choose from, and with a slogan like, “Where breakfast is served all day because it’s just that good”, you can’t go wrong with a little breakfast for supper.
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Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Husband: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Husband: The one where you shut the hell up and go to sleep.
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Husband: Honey, I have a problem at work. Wife: Not “I”, but “We” have problems – since we are married. Your How is a wife like a problems are my problems as well. Husband: Okay! Then I laxative? They both wanted to let you know that we got our office girl pregnant. irritate the shit out of you. u. During supper one night a two-year-old spits food on the floor. The mom says to the child, “We don’t spit! If it’s in your mouth you swallow it.” Across the table her husband raises his eyebrows. The mom replies, “You shut up!” What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes. It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on, that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg, I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year.’” Perplexed, he asked, “Why did you do that?” “Well,” she replied, “now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Year’s!” Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!” Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomachache.” “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, “That’s because it’s empty,” she said. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, “Why didn’t you get me a gift?” the husband says, “You haven’t used the one A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The I got you last year!” pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. “Well,” he says, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, tonight’s the night. We’re having dinner with her parents “Watch this!” The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. and then we’re going out. Once she’s had me, she’ll want The mother responds, “Did it ever occur to you that the me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack!” The only place she can reach to get water is the toilet? young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. Paddy and Murphy are havin’ a pint in the pub, when some He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, “Murphy, why minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never told me is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat 26 - TRMI DECEMBER 2021
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with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out her husband once more and asks, “What did he say, papa?” of the boat?” Murphy thinks for a minute The husband replies, “He thinks he knows you, mama.” then says, “That’s easy. It’s ‘cos if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the friggin boat!” Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool.” Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water.” Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. “Sis,” he said, “I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.” “That’s nice of A boy went home from school. His homework was to put you, Alfie,” she replied, “but why?” Alfie down the things his family said. So, he goes to his mother replied, “Because then I’d only have to hear who was talking on the phone. The boy asked “Mum, your voice once a year!” can you help me do my homework? The mother says “Shut up!” And goes back talking on the phone. The boy wrote that down. He then went to his father watching a I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my football commercial saying “Hell yeah!” So, the boy wrote grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the that down. The boy went to his little sister and his sister passengers in his car. said “Lollipop, Lollipop” So the boy wrote that down. The boy went to his little brother and the brother said “DUNDUNUNUNUN, BATMAN!” So, the boy wrote that A mom and a son come home from the grocery down. The next day, the boy went to school and the teacher store. The boy immediately empties out a box said “So what are the words?” The boy said “Shut up!” The of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. teacher, shocked, calmly said “ Do you want to go to the The boy says, “You should not eat it if the seal principal’s office?” The boy said “Hell yeah!” So, at the is broken, so I’m looking for the seal.” principal’s office, the principal said “What do you think you deserve in this situation?” The boy said “Lollipop lollipop!” The principal yelled “Who do you think you Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a are?!” And the boy said “ DUNUNUNUNU, BATMAN!” birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand-new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. A married couple, Harry and Esther, are out shopping When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best. would like something electric.” Harry replies, “How about a chair?” A teacher asks, “What’s the difference between a problem and a challenge?” A student responds, “3 boys + 1 girl = What do you call a fly without wings? A walk problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge.” A hillbilly family’s only son saves up money to go to college. After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ‘’Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don’t you speak some math fer’ us?’’ ‘’Ok, Pa.’’ The son then says, ‘’Pi R squared.’’ After a moment, the dad says, ‘’Why son, they ain’t teached ya nothin’! Pie are round, cornbread are square.’’
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a checkup. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the ice box again!”
Two salesmen were going door to door and knocked on My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She I never knew they worked. told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, Traveling through the country, an old couple drives into a bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into gas station. The attendant asks the old man, “Where you it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the folks from? I know everybody in this town.” The old man door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen says, “We’re from Nebraska.” Hard of hearing, the old lady were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give nudges her husband, “What did he say, papa?” The old it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the man answers her, “He asked us where we are from.” “Oh,” men said: “Ma’am, before you do that again, you need to replies the old woman. The old man tells the attendant to move your cat.” fill up the tank and check the tires. When that’s all done, the attendant tells the old man, “You know, the worst piece of ass I ever had was from Nebraska.” The old lady nudges I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus. Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa on Facebook
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About Motorcycle Profiling
It is unusual to get quick results from participation in a conference or meeting. Most folks who attended the Meeting of the Minds conference in Atlanta were expecting to review a lot of information they’ve heard before and learn a few new tidbits. However, during the breakout sessions with the Motorcycle Clubs, many folks learned for the first time that the survey at the Motorcycle Profiling Project (http://www. motorcycleprofilingproject.com) is not a one-and-done thing. Each year the questions are a bit different and the survey needs folks to participate annually to keep its accuracy rating. The result of folks learning this was hundreds of new survey entries recorded just during Meeting of the Minds. This is excellent, but we need to keep it going. The Motorcycle Profiling Project needs about 10,000 people a year to take that survey. It takes less than a minute to complete and doesn’t even ask if you’ve been profiled. It asks what area you’re from and asks if you believe there should be legislation regulating the profiling of motorists based on what they wear or what they drive. Now I’m sure there are some reading this that feel that profiling is something that only happens to other people. They aren’t affected so going to a website to take a survey sounds about as entertaining as going to a dentist. The thing is, profiling and discrimination can and will bleed beyond the MC community. Waco/ Twin Peaks saw civilians with their lives tuned upside down along with the targeted club members. We are all impacted by profiling, even when it only targets the MC community. Case in point, the Street Vibrations rally (https://www.facebook.com/ StreetVibrationsMotorcycleRally/ ) in Reno NV this year. As we go over these facts, remember that “state actor discrimination” is illegal, meaning it Is not legal 30 - TRMI DECEMBER 2021
for a government agency to tell a business who they can or cannot serve.
Street Vibrations is a popular rally bringing bikers together and creating tourism business for the local economy in Reno. As with all motorcycle rallies, there are businesses who plan all year for this event so that they can earn what they need to keep going or get ahead for the coming year. Since this event has them working outside the boundaries of their regular business license, businesses are required to obtain a Special Use Permit for the event. There was a recorded meeting held for businesses applying for the permit which went well, but afterward the businesses received a call advising them that no clubs would be allowed and that they would be required to post “No Motorcycle Colors Allowed” as a condition of the permit. Also, that failure to comply would result in their permit being revoked, which they feared could reflect onto their regular business license. Best of all, this information was dropped on them only about a week before the event. There was concern throughout as one business estimated that as much as 40% of their revenue during the event came from the MC community. One major supporting business of the event withdrew their application for the Special Use Permit. Another business asked for documentation of the call, in writing. That business received a letter restating the “No Colors” requirement. These requirements were in spite of the fact that past events had not had an issue with clubs and the clubs had not caused any issues at the events. In response, local MC members obtained legal representation. So, with less than a week to the event, a letter was sent to the city requesting a reversal of the policy or
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injunctive relief would be sought. The City Attorney responded that nothing would be done as they had not followed the appeal procedure and requested this at a hearing. Since the next hearing would not be until two weeks after the event, a decision was made to pursue injunctive relief. Before injunctive relief could be requested, the city sent out a letter to the business that applied for the Special Use Permit stating that the “No Colors” requirement was being dropped, but that businesses should still consider doing it voluntarily as Motorcycle Clubs are violent and dangerous. The MC members will continue to pursue action against the government for distributing accusations about violence or danger, without substantiation. In the end the event was held and as usual. Of course, with the exception of the business that withdrew their application for the Special Use Permit. This business, a local Harley Davidson dealership, then had to sit and watch others collect what could have been their revenue. Lawsuits for the losses are being considered by this business.
fact that they would threaten the licensing of those businesses is appalling. The fact that it was a segment of the motorcycling community that was targeted is why we must band together to fight things like this. Once the city, state or nation wins one fight against our rights, they are emboldened to take it on to the next group. Eventually, our individuality along with everything else we love about our lifestyle will be taken away, piece by piece. This brings us back to where we started. Do we support the right of a business to tell us we can’t come in if they don’t want our business? Of course! It’s a free country and they can self-destruct if they choose. But it is wrong for the government to tell them who they can or cannot serve based on the fact they ride a motorcycle or wear a patch. Please go to the Motorcycle Profiling Project website and take that 1-minute survey, even if you have in the past. Take the survey every year! You are saving the rights of every motorcyclist and the businesses that work with and love us.
Seven The fact that a city would step up and try to tell local businesses who they can do business with is scary. The RoadRunners MC Wisconsin
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trees all over our home. There is a traditional main tree that is her favorite, the gathering of our families’ memories over the years, always added to, like each holiday memory to any family, the bedroom tree which is filled with just our memories, the girls have each a tree, there was a NAVY tree when my son was serving, now it’s an Air Force tree for him, boat trees, lighthouse trees, an antler tree, and more. It’s something of a tradition for which people, friends, and family come over for cheer and to view. I Oh, the holiday season is upon us. Sure, it’s not the correct am told we are adding a new tree, or maybe it’s a rehabbed tree, it will feature Jeep shit. I don’t EVER complain about thing to say but Merry Christmas dammit or happy Hanthe trees, it makes our house amazing and different, I can’t nukah, Season’s Greetings etc. etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. imagine our home for the holidays not jammed with lights. Quick point, if you are offended by Merry Christmas, a dedicated Federal Holiday, you can make sure to show up It’s really cozy, you may think it’s too many until you see it, then you do and most to work on the 25th while the rest of think, wow, that is a shit us deal with the commercial over kill load of trees but it works. of the day, the eggnog hangover, and the dedicated day drinking that many The decorations are just a will take part in because, well, we can small part of what makes and we will be doing all the holiday the holiday season, hoplove shoved down our collective North ing this year my boy Poles. Or is it shoved UP our North makes it home for a few Poles? days from the service, at this point it’s a long We know we will spend too damn shot, but we hope for much money on shit we don’t really the chance, all military need, our kids, grandkids, or whatever families do of course, don’t really need and that day you start but if not, we can at least to wonder, why in the hell do we do Facetime. this every damn year?
Holly Jolly Fa La La and Pass the damn Tylenol!
Okay, let’s lay it out on the table for just a quick hot minute. I actually love the Christmas season, I really do. Our damn house is the Christmas house, we really tear it up in style and will welcome plenty of folks to come over and warm their cackles around our Yule Log this year like we do every year. We put up a huge outdoor holiday exterior illumination project that takes days to implement, 17 miles of damn extension cords, miles and miles of lights, all synched up to 22 Trans-Siberian Orchestra songs, loud speaker and you can even sit in your car and listen to it via a low power FM transmitter, we legit do not screw around. Wanna test a marriage, hang up that many Christmas lights as a family. Survive that and you are golden. Like a shower. But that is just the outside. We have cars that come by all the time to watch the display. It’s kind of neat to see the little kids’ faces as it plays on and heck, many times we have hooked up a kid with a hot cocoa or homemade sugar cookie. A few years ago, I was really getting tired of the entire process until a young kid, maybe 8 or 9 told me one hot summer day that he looks forward to coming by every year and seeing what’s new, it’s his and his little sisters favorite place to drive by every Christmas. I guess it’s not just for my family but we do it for a lot of families. Pain in the ass? I guess maybe, but it’s neat to come up with new twists all the time and add more to it, also helps that the band TSO gave me all the electronics to make it happen, so there is that. Of course, the outside is nothing compared to what goes on inside our Christmas home, and this credit all goes to my bride and her vision. I never imagined that her vision would include 13 trees. Yes, 13 FULL SIZED Christmas 32 - TRMI DECEMBER 2021
For a lot of people this will be a different year because all we keep hearing about is supply issues, shortages, inflation, and more. I like to point out your American Made products you can give for gifts aren’t stuck on a ship off the coast of California, do keep that in mind. We have amazing advertisers on these pages, support them, need an idea? Grab a gift card or certificate to any of the cool bars, eating places, bike shops, taverns, or whatever to give. Support local, it does matter a great deal. Many times, over the years I have been welcomed to crank out articles for the greatest biker magazine I have ever been a part of, Thunder Roads Iowa, I have whipped out some fun, different ideas for gifts to give the biker on your Christmas list, maybe a retainer to one of the law firms that have spots on these pages? I mean, shit happens to all of us, right? But I am trying to look at things in a better, clearer light this holiday season and maybe it’s because I am older or maybe that my kids are nearing the end of the High School endeavors, whatever the case may be, to not get so caught up on all the shit you think you need from Santa, or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo or the like. Sure, trust me, Santa will still come to our house, hell we have 13 damn trees and an LED runway in the front yard, trust me, he stops by. But do they really need all the crap anymore? I know I don’t need anything, when asked recently I couldn’t think of a single thing I really needed. I really have more shit that I could ever need in my life, I am blessed. My kids and bride have never been in the place where they have been without. We always have whatever
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we need. Sure, we worked our asses off, but we have never EVER wondered where our next meal would come from, if we had decent clothes for school or work, or anything of that nature. I have tried to spread that message, look, we have enough, instead of money on presents, let’s do an adventure, take a trip, go seeking adventure somewhere. So far, I am losing that discussion but it doesn’t mean I won’t keep trying dammit. A wise man once said “how many guns do you own?” “More than I need, but not as many as I want”. I guess if push comes to shove, Santa could bring me something, I wear a size 9mm. The holiday season really comes down to what we make of it. Time with family and time with friends last much longer than stuff bought and wrapped under the tree, if you can, spread some joy, spread some smiles, spread some libations and have a great holiday season. Don’t worry about the little details, it will all work out. Never sweat the petty and never pet the sweaty or something like that and have that extra eggnog or sugar cookie and have a great Christmas season. And if Santa doesn’t bring you a gun or a bike, screw him, go get your own. Todd “Crash” Davis
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