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Stories to Make You Think, Laugh and Gain Aura
By the Cool Kids and Youth of the Writers' Exchange
The Writers' Exchange at 877 1 1 1 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 4 5 5 5 5 6 6 6 6 7 7 7 7 8 8 9 9 9
Nathan and Jojo Play Games by Nathan Hooky by Merkel The Lost Me by Aimee Bob the Kid by Belle Bowtie by Maliyah Camping with My Family by Kay Junkyard by Oscar and Sarah Sisters Drama by Mary La Guardia De Leon by Remy The Legendary Fire Pokémon by Jayden Pocky Game by Madeline Roblox by Carmen Robocraft by Harry Super Fun PNE Day by Jenelle Sarah's Birthday by Maysaa Santa's Surprise by Brissa My Kittens by Marah My Big Family by Sundus Outside by Etenat The Flower by Diala The Beautiful Princess by Felicity School Escape by Yasmeen Mom by Joshua Ronaldo Loses His Lucky Ball by Mohammad Chico Returns! by Ana The Villain and the Hero by Obadiah Seymour Escape by Maha Gerald and Timy by Adnan My Perfect Day by Rojda Molly and Bobbybob by M. How to Play Volleyball by Aya
The Writers' Room at Queen Alexandra Elementary 10 10 11 13 13 14 14 15 16 16 16 17 17 17 18 18 18 18 19 19 20 21 22 23 23 24 24 24 25 26 27 27 28 29 31 33 34 35 36
Pinki is Hungry (Part 1) by Aurora Huntrix by Kianna PomPom and Bao Bun by Navy and Bronte Mega Charizard and the Dragon by Nico Random Stuff by Orion Charmander by Owen Plane Rocket Launcher by Rumi The Wrong Bus by Rowan and Saanvi Rainbow Sunflowers by Sydney Bad Pee Makes Some Mischief by Elton D. The Battle Below the Lanterns by Ryder Among Us by Adam Enemies to Lovers by Anna Helmet Man by Freddy Nemo by Sophie How to Sta It! Ee-leck-tuh-buzz by Matteo Pokémon by Hasan Stickman 1899 China by Anthony The Camping by A.M. The Outlander by Cole 1st Human Invasion by Elton L. Alien Cat by Basil and Moshe Epic Battles: Season 2 by Casper The Enchanted Worlds by Franny Not the One by M.K. Deep Sleep by Hunter The Enchanted Worlds by Nayeli Muffins by Helena The Cool Criminals by Joseph How to Draw a Beagle by Selene Kidnapper: Part 2 by Anaya Amber and Cheeto Girl Fiona by Sofia Sleepover Journey by Chloe The Robots Have Taken Over by Omari Bob the Passport Bandit by Bill I'm the Captain Now by Anvay Ranking Poppy Playtime Characters by Arjuna Old Old Soccer by Fin Friendship 2023 by Ayla and Karmina
Grandview ¿uuqinak'uuh Elementary 37 38 38 38 39 39 40 40 40 41 41 41 42 42 43 43 44 44 45 45 46 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 52 52 53 55 56 57 58 59
The Dragon and the Cat by Emily Tree Tree Sahur by Elnatan Chainsaw Man by Kingston Fin Solves a Mystery by Haskel Unicorn Academy by Aayat The Brainrot Movie Sahur by Ahmed The Two Cats by Margot and Devon Things Hello Kitty Likes by Cece Demon Slayer by Jojo Spider and Guy by Oscar Bob Wins by Alder Katseye Buldak Noodles by Sarah I Don't Agree With Golden Karissa by Cree, Ethan and D.H. Feels Like Home by Annabelle The Camping Trip by Lesley The Ultimate Battle of the Upside Down by Ainara The Best News Report Podcast!! by Lujain Mars Story by Remy, Talon and Vuk Funny Dayton Story by Madden The Two Bunny 2 by M.K. Ieaona and Isabella by Isabella Smart (It Looks Wonky) by Nina and Meara Jello's Revenge by Royce and Samuel Power Outages by Esther Corey's Adventures by Mataeo Horror-ish Y/N Story by Jaleigh Hip-Hop Playlist by Nasie Jaslilly by Jasmine The Mystery Ramen by Dakota Boba Drink Choices by John Playlist #143 by Jypapi After the Performance! by Tia Dustin Henderson by Saphire Mitsuri Kanroji by Juliet Love Like Art by Athena Fred 2 by Hassan
Thunderbird Elementary 60 60 61 62 63 63 63 64 65 66
My Best Friend C by Kyle The Living Trash Bag by Lucas Gan14 Pro Versus QY Cube by Shayan Kennth the Sigma Pt. 2 by Ian Scooter Visit to North Shore Bike Park by Sullivan Playing with My Friends by Louis How to Solve a Gan17 Pro While Playing Soccer by Aarya Neuer Cooked by Stanley The Quake Pt. 2 by Ian and Kashtin If My Story... by Max
Seymour Elementary 67 67 67 68 68 69 69 69 70 70 70 70 71 71 71 71 72 72
Alively Slime Bluey by Zaara Freddy's Frightening Robots by Leen Haunted House by Reem Coco and Sienna's Big Catch by Wyleigh Cinnamoroll's Sushi Bake by Marah Pompompurin and Kuromi's Bubble by Fraser 67 Kid by Sam Me Playing Roblox by Obbai The Scary School by Madison 67 Kid by Younis · __· by Gabby Grandma by Bella Gordon Freeman Found a New Combine by Marco Six Seven by R.A. Freddy by Leen, Reem, Marah, Fraser, Wyleigh, Manon & Helen Mom by Aileen Timmy and Billy by Rayan Smiley Face by Lusin
Vancouver Technical Secondary 73 74 75 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 83 84
Canon by Destiny My Favourite Songs in a Playlist by Oyin :) by Edward 7n7 Gets a Job? by Daisy Adventures of the String Bass and the French Bow by Adara Ferus Quartet by Sophia Y'all Album Review by Olivia Wolfenstein: The New Order by Mahgoub and Aaron Movie Recommendations For Each Zodiac Sign by Addie Murdle by Jacob Have Fun With Art No Matter What by Andrea Flower Poem by Renata
Templeton Secondary School 85 88 89 90 91 92 93 94
Transformers/TSAMS Crossover by Kit The Canadian Blob Test by Ayc Workplace Love Satire by Anonymous Emily by Anonymous Apple Pie by Kiersten The Merman Pt. 2 by Carlee Who Summoned the Four Figures? by Bella "The Vampire Song" by Stephanie Mabey by Jen
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This is My Favourite Band - TOXIC LIPSTICK by Astro
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Nothing Special by Maryam Tier List by Binh Hallucinations by Owen Astro-Logic by Astro and Christina Every Letter of the Alphabet in K-Pop Songs by Ghinnvieve SOUL LAND by Wilson You Woke Me by Alyssa MY Top Ten Games and Movies by Kasper Mime Cat: Against the Fourth Wall by Oak Fake Tetris Lore by Farley Elara's Journal by Lizzy Untitled Untitled by Tony
The Writers' Exchange at 877 Nathan and Jojo Play Games By Nathan, age 9 This morning, the characters were Mario and Cape. They were in Super Mario Odyssey. Nathan and Jojo fought bosses, and they got a moon and they went to the next kingdom. The end.
Hooky By Merkel, age 9 In Hooky was a palace. There was a war happening in Hooky between witches and non-magic people. There was an attack on the palace. Dani and Dorian and their parents fought back, but the father died. Dorian got burned; Dani thought he died, and then she cursed herself. Dani went to her mother’s castle and together they tried to figure out what Dani was. But they couldn’t figure it out, so Dani went to William, but that was just as a new war was breaking out. Suddenly, all of Dani’s memories came flooding back.
The Lost Me By Aimee, age 9 Hi, my name is Aimee. My story is called “The Lost Me.” One time I was lost, so I went shopping. I got a shirt and pants, so yay! I had clothes to survive the night and for days. I had no idea how many days I was gonna be there, so I got lots of clothes. And then I found myself and I went home and saw my sister. The end.
Bob the Kid By Belle, age 10
AAAHHH!
Once there was a boy and his name was Bob. Bob and his mum were going to the park! Bob went on the swings, but Bob was very very lonely. Bob wanted to leave, but deep down he knew that scary monster wasn’t so scary… He wanted to go to the swing again! He didn’t want to give up. Hi… To be continued…
Bowtie By Maliyah, age 6 The cat is climbing up a tree to grab the balloon. Then the cat grabs the balloon, then he grabs three balloons and flies in the sky.
Camping with My Family By Kay, age 10 One day, my family, my dog and I went camping. I went swimming. It was fun. I jumped in the water. Then I went to the campsite and I rode my bike around the campsite. It was getting dark, so we went to sleep. The next day I went swimming again. This time I jumped on a higher rock. I went to the campsite and played the rest of the day, and after that, I went to sleep. 2
Junkyard By Oscar, age 9 and Sarah, age 34 boxfangdollarfakeshouldsmellygreenamypencilpooptalkingfliphulabus splendid1689burgerbacktimehellloveboombamalldone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sisters Drama By Mary, age 11 My mom bought me an electric scooter for my late birthday. I was at Writers’ Exchange and when I came home my sister and I rode on it. My sister drove it and I was sitting. Then she hopped off the scooter but she was pressing the button to go faster by accident. When she clicked it, the scooter went so fast that she was running and I was screaming. Then she fell and I kept going for five seconds, but because I was sitting down, I couldn’t drive it. So I wobbled for a bit and then my sister fell on me.
La Guardia De Leon By Remy, age 11 Cailon and Mufasa were sitting down for a while and then they stood up and went for a walk. They found Scar and he started to make them scared and then their best friend came to help them. Because Scar needed help, he called his friends and his friends came to help and they all started fighting. Everyone saw the fight and everyone tried to stop it.
The Legendary Fire Pokémon By Jayden, age 13 In the forest, Pikachu shows Charizard and Charizard threw fire and some trees caught fire. The fire spread and the forest caught fire. They saw what was happening and they started running. Trees were falling. They felt like they ran for hours until they saw a mountain. They started running towards it. 3
Pocky Game By Madeline, age 7 Rumi, Zoey and Mira are walking in the forest. The demon showed up. The Demon, Rumi’s Dad, tried to take their souls. Rumi’s Dad, the boss of Demon, fights the girls with strong power. Rumi, Zoey and Mira fight back as a team. The demon disappeared.
Roblox By Carmen, age 11 Once upon a time I was playing Roblox with my friend (99 Nights in the Forest) and my mom called me from the bathroom. I said “yes,” but she didn’t answer. I said “brb” to my friend and then she said “ok” and I went to the bathroom and I said “yes?” to my mom and my mom said “what?” and I got so mad. To be continued.
Robocraft By Harry, age 9 Level: 56 Difficulty: 4.5 Objective: Try and get into the Robo end dimension. Number of Players: Single-player or multiplayer Story: Need to find Robo stronghold. You need to throw Eye of Ender.
Super Fun PNE Day By Jenelle, age 10 Rides: I am so happy. I was talking about it all day long. I really wanted to go on the upside down ride, and Enterprise, and Kettle Creek Mine Coaster, and Gladiator, and the Log Ride, and Dizzy Drop, and Sea-to-Sky. Food: I can’t wait to eat meat on sticks, drink lemonade, also eat potato sticks and McDonalds. Animals: I can’t wait to see the animals like the cows and the pigs. Chickens, too. 4
Sarah’s Birthday By Maysaa, age 9 So first Sarah fell down and then Sasha asked, “Are you ok?" Then Diala came and said, "Happy birthday, Sarah." Then Sundus came and said, “I brought you a cake” and then Marah came and she brought Sarah a gift. Then Maha said, "Let's go to a special place," and Sarah said, "Ok, Maha." Then Yasmeen came and said, “Let’s go to my house because I made a party for Sarah.” And then Sarah said, “Thank you Diala, Maha, Yasmeen, Sundus, Marah, Sasha!” And it was so fun.
Santa’s Surprise By Brissa, age 10 Santa, Jeevan, Sarah and Banafshe are at Santa’s house. They brought him a gift for a change. Santa was very surprised. It was in a big box with a big red ribbon on it. Santa ripped it open and it was a red and white bike. Happa 🙂
My Kittens By Marah, age 12 I love my kittens, they are so cute. Honey is a calico and she is a girl. Mochi is also a girl and she is half tabby and half calico. Honey is five months now and Mochi is six months. Honey is so funny and does funny things. Mochi is more serious, but they are both so kind and I love them so much. The end.
My Big Family By Sundus, age 11 I have four sisters. Two parents. Nine uncles. Four aunts. Three grandparents. 40 cousins. 5
Outside By Etenat, age 11 I go on a walk in the forest to see all the different sights. I see a cool looking flower. It is red and yellow. After that, I see a bee’s nest. I can hear bees buzzing. It is so loud so I walk away, then I see a flower. This time I know the name of it: it is a tulip. But it is starting to get late so I go home. But I hope I get to catch you next time. Bye!
The Flower By Diala, age 9 The dandelion was scared of the thunder. I got an umbrella and protected it from the noise. Then I was scared of the thunder. Maysaa came to help me. The thunder went away. Now Maysaa and I are besties, and the dandelion is safe.
The Beautiful Princess By Felicity, age 10 Once, there was a princess named Peach. One day, an evil dragon kidnapped the princess! The prince came to save Peach the Princess. He fought the dragon with his sword! The dragon felt bad and said “I’m sorry, I just wanted to be your friend!” The prince, princess and dragon became friends, and then the princess and prince got married.
School Escape By Yasmeen, age 12 Once upon a time, there were six girls going to school. So they went into the school. When they went in, they found no one there. So they went upstairs and found a big doll. One of the friends got scared, so they left. Then there were five left. The friends went and played with the doll. Then they went to the bathroom and the doll went with them and then the doll chased them out of the school. 6
Mom By Joshua, age 8 We were playing and reading games and after that we read on the couch.
Ronaldo Loses His Lucky Ball By Mohammad, age 10 Ronaldo, Messi and Mbappé were playing soccer and then Mbappé kicked the ball over the fence. I was walking by and then I saw a ball flying at my head and I dodged it. I said, “What the heck?” Then I went to give them the ball and then Ronaldo said, “Thank you, come play.” “Ok!” I went to play with them. Now we’re friends!!!!!
Chico Returns! By Ana, age 13 Once upon a time, there was a dog named Chico. He was a Chihuahua stuck in a snow globe for two years by a witch. The witch had skeleton tattoos, and he thought she was a bone snack, and he took her sandwich too. The witch was mad and said a spell to trap him in a snow globe until it was broken! Chico ran home to Ana, who was supposed to babysit him, but she let him go to the witch park. I fed him, gave him a bath, pet him and played more, and I never let him go to the park again.
The Villain and the Hero By Obadiah, age 8 It was a quiet night on the tropical island. 8-H-S-2 had always wanted to be rich, and tonight was the night. He walked into the bank and yelled at the top of his robotic lungs: “Get out!” Then everyone ran out. 8-H-S-2 flew to the safe and broke the safe open with his robot hand. Then the police came. They tried to catch the villain and superhero SH2DEN came to save the day. 7
Seymour Escape By Maha, age 11 Once, there was a group of girls who went to school together. When they got to school, they went to the lunchroom. They asked the lunch-lady for some breakfast, but when they got there they saw five zombies. They tried running, but Maysaa and Diala got bitten by the zombies. Maysaa and Diala turned into zombies. They tried to bite the other girls, but they ran away. They went to the top floor and hid in the storage room. The zombies followed them up the stairs. They tried finding the girls, but their hiding spot was too good. The zombies gave up and went back down the stairs, except Maysaa and Diala. The other girls pulled them into the storage room and locked the door. Quickly, they tied their arms behind their backs with ropes. They searched the storage room for information about the zombies but couldn’t find anything until Yasmeen found a little note about the zombies. It said: IF YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS BACK, YOU MUST COMPLETE A CHALLENGE. YOU HAVE TO LURE THE ZOMBIES TO THE CAGE IN THE SCHOOLYARD. The girls left zombie Maysaa and zombie Diala in the storage room and went on the hunt for other zombies. They found two zombies in the lunchroom. Sundus distracted them by yelling, “ZOMBIESSSS!” The zombies went after Sundus, and she led them to the yard. Marah was holding the door open, and Sundus put the zombies into the cage. Soon all the zombies were in the cage. Then they went to the storage room and Maysaa and Diala were free from being zombies.
Gerald and Timy By Adnan, age 11 Gerald and Timy want to see the World Cup but they don’t have tickets. Together they decide to sneak in wearing Brazil scarves and jerseys. They hide under the stands. Brazil’s defender, Pedro, clears the ball high into the crowd and it hits a security guard in the back of the head. The fans laugh and cheer and the guard is embarrassed. This is Gerald and Timy’s chance. They walk nonchalantly past security and take two empty seats. The only person to know what they did was Pedro, who winked at them when he ran past. 8
My Perfect Day By Rojda, age 12 Once upon a time, I had the best day ever. First, I woke up and had lots of energy and my room was clean, and then a genie came out of nowhere and gave me three wishes. I asked for an electric scooter and it was in front of me. Then I went to Japan to the zoo to see Punch. I wished…
Molly and Bobbybob By M., age 12 Once upon a time, there was a monkey named Molly. Her friend was a squirrel named Bobbybob. They went to the jungle and they played on the trees. Bobbybob and Molly went to the river and played in the water. And then Molly ate bananas. Bobbybob ate chestnuts.
How to Play Volleyball By Aya, age 12 How to play volleyball? First, you have to have a volleyball, obviously, then have confidence. If you have someone, ask them to throw the volleyball slightly to you, then bend your knees and get your hands together and try to bump it up, not too powerful and not too weak. Don’t stand straight, usually stand on your toes so you’re ready to move way quicker. Then, for you to be able to set a volleyball, you open both of your hands like you’re trying to grab something, then put your hands together. There should be a diamond shape between both of your hands. When you hit the ball, it should be with the tips of your fingers or it will be counted as a carry. And that’s how you play volleyball.
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The Writers' Room at Queen Alexandra Elementary Pinki is Hungry (Part 1) By Aurora, age 7
Pinki is walking around until she hears her tummy rumble. “Oh, I’m really hungry! I’m gonna ask Owen if he can get me some food.” But suddenly, a loud earthquake happens. “Ow! I fell on the floor. I don’t know how that happened since I am outside.” It clearly was Ratty 'cause he could make it feel like there was an earthquake since he made an invention that could shake the world. He was trying to make Pinki explode by feeding her too much but then Owen came to save her. Ratty says, “ Ah! You win this time.” Pinki is Hungry (part 2) coming soon...
Huntrix By Kianna, age 6 Once upon a time. there was a girl named Mira and her ten brothers came from Brentwood Elementary. Then they went to the picnic, then they went home and they made hot chocolate and popcorn. Then they went to bed.
PomPom and Bao Bun By Navy, age 9 and Bronte, age 9
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One day, PomPom and Bao Bun were biking and bickering about whether all the ice cream should be strawberry or not. Then all of a sudden their mystery watch started beeping: beep beep beep. PomPom said: “Our mystery watches are beeping!” Bao Bun said: “I know, it is very annoying.” “No, Bao Bun, I mean we better see what is going on,” PomPom said. They biked over to the Crystal Cafe and said, “What is going on?” The manager said, “I am glad you came cause all our crystal cupcakes were stolen.” “Nooooooooooo!” Pompom said. Bao Bun said, “No, no, we better go find the crook.” “Lets GOOOOOOOO!” “PomPom, let’s not be too enthusiastic,” said Bao Bun. “Ok, ok, but we are here, can we get hot chocolate please?” “Fine but we better be quick.” After choco, they looked for evidence. They found a tiny tiny earring and a tiny bow and a tiny footprint. “Huh?” said PomPom. That is saying something because his footprints are really tiny. “Well, we should probably start looking for the crook.” They got on their bikes and went to the park and asked everyone when they went to the Crystal Cafe. All of the people said, “Yassss, I went yesterday.” “Hmmmmmmm,” said PomPom. “I think Jimmy,” said Bao Bun. “The squishmallow?” said PomPom. “No, PomPom, the hot dog. Of course the squishmallow. We have the suspects: Jimmy the squishmallow, Star the Star of Pea, and Quack. To never be continued.
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Mega Charizard and the Dragon By Nico, age 7 Mega Charizard is married to his wife, and they have a son, the baby. They live on a mountain with a volcano. They like to eat honey from bees. They have lived near the volcano for a long time. One day, a firebreathing dragon came to steal their house. Mega Charizard and his wife fought off the dragon with lasers. The dragon ran away and never came back. The family was safe and lived happily ever after.
Random Stuff By Orion, age 9
Bad Poo comes from a moon of Uranus. It exploded and he got flung all the way to Earth. He got brain damage upon landing, making him evil. He got up and saw Ohio. In Ohio, he bought a How to Be Evil book. He looked up how to be the evilest Poo on his phone. He went 2cm from where he was and hijacked the Ford Model T. He drove all the way to Ohio International Airport and met Bad Pee. They got on an Airbus A392 and got to the top floor. They ate all the tiny bags of pretzels. Then they made the pilots fly to a faraway galaxy. They hijacked the spacecraft at planet 112A30 and went to space-Ohio. They said every non-Ohio word in the dictionary to the Ohio CIA. The Ohio CIA got mad at them and said that they’re better at cooking than them because they’re the Cooking Institute of America. And then... Part two coming soon (2027) 13
Charmander By Owen, age 9 Charmander lived with his two brothers in a cave under a volcano. He was the youngest of his brothers at six years old. His brother Charmeleon was ten years old and his brother Charizard was sixseven years old. One morning, Charmander threw a fireball at the fish Pokemon, Carvanha, in the river. The fireball set its whole body on fire and made it transform into Sharpedo the Pokemon. Then Sharpedo jumped out of the water and ate Charmander! Sharpedo splashed back into the water. Back in their cave, Charmeleon and Charizard heard the noise and went to the rescue. Charmelon did a tail with fire attack on the Sharpedo’s teeth. The teeth were gone! Then Charizard blew fire and they could see only the fishbones. Charmander was still alive and they were so happy.
Plane Rocket Launcher By Rumi, age 8 1. Get two pieces of paper and a rubber band 2. Fold the second paper in half hot dog-wise THEN 3. Fold the corners to the line in the middle 4. Envelope shape, fold the corners down against the line 5. Same as step two, fold the corners in again 6 Fold the small triangle into the middle, up 7. Fold the entire paper outwards hot dog-wise so that the little triangle is on the outside 8. Fold each side into wings 9. Fold a small crease into each wing to make blades at the back of the plane 10. Put the rubber band around the “pocket” in the middle of the launcher you made in the first set of instructions
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The Wrong Bus By Rowan, age 9 and Saanvi, age 9
YAY, THE BUS!
I’M SO EXCITED!
NOELLE GOES ON THE BUS
OH THANK YOU, WANT TO BE FRIENDS?
NOELLE REALIZES SHE TOOK THE WRONG BUS. SHE MEETS A CAPYBARA. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE BIRTHDAY KID SO SHE GAVE THE BOBA TO IT.
YES
YAY
THEY GET OFF THE BUS
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TO BE CONTINUED...
Rainbow Sunflowers By Sydney, age 6 One day, Rainbow Sunflower didn’t want to stay in her castle, so she went on a trip into the forest. She felt kind of lonely the first time she got there, but then she found a pet reindeer named Butterfly. Then they made a home with leaves and sticks. They cooked dinner and they made spring rolls and rice and they used items Rainbow Sunflower brought from home. Butterfly gobbled it up and Rainbow Sunflower ate one. But then Butterfly puked it all out.
Bad Pee Makes Some Mischief By Elton D., age 8 Bad Pee is a car thief. He loves his job. Nobody knows where he came from. He is the only pee cloud, as far as we know. He lives in a cloud. He will rain on police if they come for him. He was driving. He could hear the engine roar. Bad Pee drove like a stupid monster truck driver, crashing into everything. He pin-balled the car until it was junk. The car belonged to Bob. Bob was a pilot for Ohio Airlines. Bad Pee thought that Bob was dumb because Bob had his brain split in half by Bad Pee’s henchmen. Bob was ok at first, but he crashed in a nearby field. Half of the plane got injured and the person oofd. The end.
The Battle Below the Lanterns By Ryder, age 7 There was a field with some poles, and a lantern hanging from each one. A Charizard lit the lanterns and the battle began. It was a 2 vs 2 battle between the two Charizards and the Mega Aggron and Mega Aerodactyl. Mega Charizard spun around and was shooting blue fire everywhere! A Mega Charizard evolved from a Charmander, then into a Charmeleon, then a regular Charizard. In the battle, there was a big orange and blue fire and the Aerodactyl fainted! Aerodactyl and Aggron won the battle in the end because Aerodactyl had spikes and Aggron had good silver armour. After the battle, they rescued the Charmander and Charmeleon that were in the cage nearby on the field of battle. 16
Among Us By Adam, age 7 Among Us is a video game. There is one imposter and the rest are Crewmates. Imposter tries to kill Crewmates and then they WIN!
Enemies to Lovers By Anna, age 8 Character names: Megan and Jonah Megan was a new student. She was a quiet one. She was also a bummer, and Jonah was a jerk and the bully. Megan was very mean to Jonah. She’s cool now, but a few years later they got engaged.
Helmet Man By Freddy, age 7 The Skeleton King lives alone in the castle. He sits on the throne and relaxes. One day, Helmet Man comes to the castle. He breaks the statue of the king outside the castle. He is sad, because he broke it by mistake. But the Skeleton King is angry because no one even comes to the castle. The Helmet Man is put in prison. Later, when the Skeleton King is not angry, he asks the man questions. Why did he do it? Why did he come to the castle? Helmet Man came to gift the king a helmet for the statue. The Skeleton King releases him. They fix the statue and put the helmet on it. 17
Nemo By Sophie, age 6 Once upon a time, there was a girl named Nemo. She liked to sleep, play soccer, and eat... Her favourite colour was black.
How to Sta It! Ee-leck-tuh-buzz By Matteo, age 7 His friends are: John, Paul, George and Ringo. Pocky is a fire, poison, water, ice, ghost, and fighting Pokémon. He is small, like cute small but when he attacks he gets big and turns not cute and he gets spiky. He does TQ55 damage and attacks like dangerous. He is a good Pokémon.
Pokémon By Hasan, age 8 Zepikachu eats a lot of stuff. His favourite food is meat. He’s strong, happy and tired. One day, he went outside to find some food, and then his enemy came with a lot of people. Then, Zepikachu shot a lot of electric power and all the enemies died. Then another Pikachu came and he looked the exact same. And he had the exact same powers.
Stickman 1899 China By Anthony, age 10 Bob heard about the mythical creature named Stickman. So one day he was walking on Town Street when he saw a person that looked like a stick. It was Stickman. Stickman ran at Bob full speed, so Bob also ran, but Bob was way slower. So Bob said, “I will give you 200 dollars.” Stickman said, “Ok.” So Bob gave him the money, then Stickman said, “Thank you,” and they became friends. The end. 18
The Camping By A.M., age 7
Cinnamoroll likes cinnamon, like her name. That is obvious because of her name. She likes it so much she eats it every day. Her friends are Kuromi, My Melody, Hello Kitty, and Pompompurin. Hello Kitty and Cinnamoroll went camping. Hello Kitty was woken suddenly. BAM! Hello Kitty fell into a pit. Cinnamoroll saved her.
The Outlander™ By Cole, age 10
On a sunny afternoon, Gudetama walks home from the cafe! They go into their room and find an old wand and poof! Gudetama ends up in a Magical Land. A tiny mushroom man walks up to them and says, “Welcome to the Enchanted Lands. Here is a picture to help you find the way!” To... NOT be continued (Well that pretty much sums it up) 19
1st Human Invasion By Elton L., age 10 After the fight with super robots and evil robots, Evil Master’s team lost the fight against super robots. One of his robots was an engineer robot. They started making robots, but they were low on materials. They couldn’t make strong robots. The super robots found bad news: because they didn’t have much electricity, they couldn’t charge. They were designed to not get charged because they protect the earth with a lot of armour, so they don’t have a lot of electricity, but they can only live for a year. They can live for 100 more days, same for Evil Master’s team. The leader of super robots gave an important speech. He said: “We can still win.” After the robots lost their energy, they froze in place. But the evil robots were going to attack. They had only five to ten robots. But instead, they ran out of battery. The humans had half of the earth and the robots had half of the earth. The humans built a tall, thick magic wall to keep the robots out of their city because they didn’t want to fight each other, so they built a strong wall to protect the humans. They also gave the robots half of the earth so it's fair to them and they don’t fight. The humans are going to invade the robots. Someone was spying on the robots and a person was spying on them. The team went there to make sure the robots were all dead. They started to take the robots for materials to build a city. After three months, they finished a city named Capital City. It was the biggest city out of all cities. The city is going to be the best because it has all the things you will think of. It has shops, supermarkets and more. The leader of Capital City is named Mr. Tree. He kind of owns Capital City, but no, because it’s like a shared city, because there wasn’t enough space for all of them. They had more food and more water, and there were more supplies there. And more forests which had a lot of mangoes and grapes. The robots didn’t eat, because they don’t eat food. After, when Capital City had a lot of people, the owner of Capital City decided to make shops for people to sell things, because it’s kind of a city. More like a different city because it was half of the world. Some pilots were on a big strong jet. It goes 300 km per hour. One of the pilots knew how to drive. He was teaching Sam how to drive a jet until Sam the Pilot saw five eggs. One was a dark red egg. The other was too hard to see, so he grabbed his binoculars and tried to see the other eggs. Sam told Max to drive to the tall mountain. There was a blue ocean egg, a yellow sand egg, and a night egg which was going to hatch on the brightest night on earth, which was tomorrow. The eggs were very big. Most dragons were not on the team. The dragons were going to hatch… To be continued… 20
Alien Cat By Basil, age 10 and Moshe, age 10
GRRR...
NUM NUM NUM / UH-OH!
OK, CHILL TIME NOW
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MEOOWW!!! Alien cat was chilling on Glooptos 76. He was watching some TV, enjoying his smoothie, when suddenly, he heard some roaring coming from nearby! He turned and saw a t-rex! Behind the t-rex was a flying duck and an army of micro dinos! So he ate a star. The flying duck and the dinos started to fly away, because they knew that the stars give people laser vision. But Alien Cat blasted them with his laser vision. He then went back to watching TV.
Epic Battles: Season 2 By Casper, age 11
Welcome to another season of Epic Battles! Today, it’s going to be Cyber Blaster vs Portaler. Cyber Blaster has a cannon arm that shoots electric orbs; Portaler can create portals out of thin air and if anything goes through one portal, it comes out the other. Guess who you think is gonna win? 3... 2... 1 Fight!
PORTALER GOES FOR THE JOHN CENA, BUT CYBER BLASTER DODGES IT. PORTALER IS HURT. THEN PORTALER MAKES A PORTAL IN THE FAR RIGHT CORNER.
PORTALER MAKES A PORTAL ABOVE CYBER BLASTER WHICH DISTRACTS HIM
CYBER BLASTER BLASTS AN ORB, BUT PORTALER DUCKS UNDER IT
THE ORB COMES OUT THE OTHER PORTAL AND EXPLODES.
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The Enchanted Worlds By Franny, age 9
Once upon a time there was an alien. He lost his sparkly teddy bear on Earth! So he decided to go down to Earth and get it. He drove his spaceship down to Earth. When he got there, he followed a path of sparkly fluff to a nice little house in the forest where he met a little mushroom man, and there on the table was his teddy bear. As he went to grab the teddy bear, the mushroom man trapped him in his NET! How dare you touch MY bear. The End.
Not the One By M.K., age 11 Buck was getting tired of Becky because Becky would always eat his takeout. They couldn’t stand each other anymore. Buck needed to find somewhere else to live. Becky and Buck used to be really good friends until Becky found a new friend. Buck felt left out and their friendship started to drift. Living together was very uncomfortable, which was really sad because they never thought it would get to this point. Buck told Becky, “I wish we could start over, but I guess it’s too late.” As Becky’s eyes started to water she looked back for a second, then left and never came back. 23
Deep Sleep By Hunter, age 9 Mr. Eagle flies to Mr. Rhino’s treehouse. They are having a sleepover. They eat chips, pop, Dr. Pepper and a small box of pizza and bananas. They play scary video games. They play Poppy Playtime. They go to bed. The end.
The Enchanted Worlds By Nayeli, age 9 Once upon a time, there was a space dog named Sparky and an alien. But then, the alien’s dog got lost. The ginormous black widow stole the space dog. The spider made a web to trap the planets while the alien was gone. The alien was on Planet Earth. The alien was at their friend’s house, the mushrim. But then the alien had to go back to their house. When they got home, they called Sparky and they held out the pretty light that the mushrim got from the tree. Then they went to their new neighbour. The alien heard that a detective lived there. When they knocked, the detective said, “Hello, is there anything I can do for you?” “Yes, but I don’t have time to explain now, but come with me!” When they got down to Earth, they immediately went to the mushrim’s house, and then they started to look. They followed the hiking trail, then the detective said, “Does Sparky have a favourite place?” “Yes, the lily pond!” They went to the pond, then they saw a hole, so they went in. The space dog was in a cage. They were hanging on the other side of the room. They grabbed them and unlocked the cage and ran because of the big black widow. And they lived happily ever after, the end.
Muffins By Helena, age 10 I like muffins with chocolate. A muffin house is like a waffle house but for muffins. Do you know the muffin who works as a chef (Jingle)? He works at the muffin house! He makes muffins at the muffin house. Is the muffin man made of house, or is the house made of man? 24
The Cool Criminals By Joseph, age 10
ONCE THERE WAS A CRIMINAL THAT WAS NICE. HE MET SOME GUYS AND THEIR NAMES WERE... MICHAEL, BOB, AND JAKE.
THEY WENT TO ROB A BANK BUT WERE CAUGHT!
THEY TRIED TO RUN BUT GOT HIT BY THE SLING-SHOTTER! AND MICHAEL DROPPED THE BAG FULL OF MONEY.
BOB TRIED TO SHOOT HIS BOW AND ARROW AT THE SLINGSHOTTER BUT MISSED! AND THEY GO TO JAIL FOR 24 YEARS...
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How to Draw a Beagle By Selene, age 10
Final results
Step 1: Draw a stickman with no arms and face
Step 2: He gets chased by bees
Step 3: Then he falls into a well
Step 4: With a cave on top
Step 5: Two doors are on each side
Step 6: Two rocks in each door
Step 7: Two waterfalls, one on each side. The end.
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Kidnapper: Part 2 By Anaya, age 10 Even though I got taped up, a person called Super Cool Cole came up to the van and kicked it, and said, “You’re welcome, you don’t need to tell me twice.” Then the van went sideways. I wanted to say thank you but my mouth was taped, so I went like “mmm!” to him. He could take it off, but all he said was, “I know, you’re welcome." So I did it again and he finally took it off. After he took it off, I said, “What took so long?" And he said, “Gee, I just saved you and you say that?” And then my kidnappers turned the car on, so he untied my ankles and we left. My kidnapper’s friends came and almost recognized us, but they didn’t. The end. Sponsored by Super Cool Cole.
Amber and Cheeto Girl Fiona By Sofia, age 10 Amber: She has green hair. She is rich. She has a money gun. A gun that shoots money. She is a superhero. She wears a shiny diamond-and-gold outfit and a purple amethyst belt. P.S. This description is based off of a real person, ok? One of my family members, AKA My Auntie. Cheeto Girl: Name: Fiona A normal high schooler planning to take over the world. Long light pink nails. When she becomes the evil queen, then she has hot pink nails She has a chip gun that shoots chips. When they touch someone, they turn into a servant. The chip gun is really powerful P.S. Her name is Fiona because she's as wide as Shrek from the movie.
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Sleepover Journey By Chloe, age 10 One day at Ellie’s house, her friend Mariah was over for a sleepover. They got bored and they had finished telling ghost stories. “Why don’t you turn on your flashlight and we can make shadow puppets?” said Mariah. “I have an idea... Why don’t we do something funny... Steal a snack?” said Ellie. They tiptoed down the stairs to the fridge and were sleepy/groggy and were too lazy to open their eyes and they reached in and found, to their surprise, that they got sucked into the fridge. Then “Skallywag,” said a creature they had never heard of before. “What is that?” said Ellie, just realizing there was a creature hovering before her eyes! “What’s going on? I need my beauty sleep...” said Mariah, groggily taking off her sleeping mask. “Uh, should we follow him?” “Skallywag. Skallywag. Skallywaaaaaag” said Skallywag. “I guess I expected to find candy in there?” said Ellie. “Skallywag?” wondered/asked Skallywag, curiously. “What is it saying?” said Mariah. “I...really...don’t know,” said Ellie. “Skkkkkaaaaalyyyyyyywaaaaaaag” said Skallywag, annoyed. They went into a pinky green hole that led them to Utopia in 2026! “I think we should follow him,” said Ellie and Mariah. They went through a cloud of mist/fog. It made their heads hurt. It gave them a headache. But shortly after it wore off and made them sleepy. They dozed off and fell but Skallywag caught them! Yay.
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The Robots Have Taken Over By Omari, age 9
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Bob the Passport Bandit By Bill, age 11
WATER TANK
BLAH BLAH BLAH, 15 YEARS
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Bob was a passport thief who secretly sold stolen passports online. One day in July, Bob spotted a traveler at the airport. Later that day— yoink!—Bob stole the person’s passport. A few days later, Bob posted it for sale on Facebook Marketplace. A buyer named Tim messaged him. Bob: “$450.” Tim: “How about $380?” Bob: “…Fine.” They agreed to meet in a dark alley. What Bob didn’t know was that Tim was actually an undercover police officer. The airport had too many missing passports, and police were trying to catch the thief. That night, Bob walked into the alley. Tim said, “I’ve got $380. Give me the passport, and I’ll give you the money.” Bob pulled out the passport. Suddenly – TEN police officers jumped out from behind trash cans, boxes, and one very suspicious mailbox! Bob was surrounded and arrested on the spot. The next day, Bob stood in court wearing handcuffs and mismatched socks. The judge banged the hammer and said, “Bob, you are guilty of fraud, identity theft, and selling stolen passports on Facebook Marketplace.” Bob whispered, “… I should’ve used eBay.” Everyone groaned. The judge continued, “You are sentenced to 15 years in prison!” Bob fainted dramatically. Meanwhile, Tim got a medal, a raise, and free donuts at the police station. Bob? He got prison food and a roommate named Pickles. THE END.
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I’m the Captain Now By Anvay, age 12 The Fatlantic Ocean was cold and rough as it battered the barrel around. Inside the barrel, Phill Phillips was shovelling Korean fried chicken into his mouth as he waited. Nearby the Beehive of Gold, a galley was coming downwind. “Yarr, me matey, fetch that barrel!” said Captain Gill Philips, as the chattering behind him got louder. The other pirates took the toe hook, threw it at the barrel, and hooked it on the first try. Captain Gill ran down the forecastle to the main deck, and looked greedily over the rail as 15 men hauled the barrel over the rail onto the deck. Captain Phillips ran to the barrel and greedily started knocking on it, then he said, “Maybe it will be rum!” As soon as he said that, Phill Phillips popped out of the barrel and looked dead in Gill’s eyes and said: “Look at me; I’m the captain now!” “Uh! Brother, you stole me ship.” “I had to, brother. I had to,” said Phill. “Why? Why? Why me?” said Gill. “The One Piece, I’m hunting it, but the snowman of peepee’s men destroyed mine!” said Phill. “Fine,” said Gill as he fluttered his wings. “I will go to the vacation land.” “Bye Brother. Thank you for letting me have your ship.” said Phill to Gill as he flew away. Seven weeks later, when Phill was at the northern part of command, he ran into the snowman of peepee. But over the last seven weeks Phill had added a flamethrower to the bow to kill the snowman of peepee. The fight was ten seconds long. So Phill ran below deck to the flamethrower room, flipped ten switches, and aimed the flamethrower. The snowman evaporated. The One Piece was glowing behind where the snowman was. When Phill went to get it, he turned the engine on and the flamethrower off, got the One Piece, and left. Two days later, Phill got a phone call from Anvay saying, “Gill’s being a bully again!” “Where is he?” said Phill. “We’re at Vacation land.” “Oh yeah. He told me he would be there, but I didn’t think he would be that long,” said Phill. “When are you coming?” asked Anvay. “I’ll be there in two days!”
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Two days later... The ship approached the wharf. The ship emerged from the mist, soundlessly. As Phill was putting on his trench coat, it flipped a switch and turned around. Unfortunately, this switch was the on switch for the flamethrower. As Phill entered the ticket booth, his ship burned to cinders behind him. After getting a ticket, Phill turned around to see a pile of burning ash sinking into the water. When he looked a little closer and saw a barrel floating above it all. “That’s going to be a problem, but at least I still have you,” said Phill. *** Phill found his brother in Vacation Land time out and was talking to the supervisor to let him out. Finally, Phill convinced him to let Gill out on the way to meet Anvay, Arjuna, and Colin. “Hey, Phill,” said Gill. “Yeah?” said Phill, looking over to his brother. “Look at me,” said Gill, looking dead in Phill’s eyes. “I’m the captain now.” Gill ran off with glee in his eyes, giggling. As Gill approached the dock, he heard his brother shout from behind, “SORRY I BURNT YOUR SHIP DOWN!”
Ranking Poppy Playtime Characters On How Much I Like Them By Arjuna, age 11 Ranking Tiers: S: Limón, The Prototype, The Player, Pianosaurus, Chum Chompkins A: CatNap, Kissy Missy, Lily Lovebraids, Giblet B: Huggy Wuggy, Poppy, The Doctor, Bron, Baba Chops C: Boxy Boo, Doey, Mommy Longlegs, Wrongside Outimals, KickinChicken, Hoppy Hopscotch D: Ms. Delight, Nightmare Critters, Mini Huggy, Bobby BearHug F: Smiling Critters (good), Smiling Critters (bad), PJ, DogDay, Bunzo, Boogie Bot
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Old Old Soccer By Fin, age 8
OKAY!
OKAY!
YEAH!
LET'S PLAY SOCCER
HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES
O! OH N
HAHA!
HEY!
HAHA, STAR PUSHED ELF
WAIT, WHERE'S THE FIRST CAVEMAN? HERE, I MADE A ROCK BALL. OW, THAT HIT ME!
There was a starfish and an elf and two cavemen. They played soccer. It was 138 B.C. The caveman threw his spear; it popped the ball. But they made a new one out of rock! They kicked it and broke their feet. The end.
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Friendship 2023 By Ayla, age 12, and Karmina, age 13
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Grandview ¿uuqinak'uuh Elementary The Dragon and the Cat By Emily, age 8
Once upon a time, there were two animals, both living very different lives. They thought everybody and their houses looked the same as what their houses looked like. But they’d never even been out of their houses. One day, they decided to go for a walk to see what people and the town actually looked like. They were walking for an hour when they ran into each other. They had no idea who the other person was or what their animal type was, and they both said at the same time, “Who are you and what are you?” Then Luna said, “I’m Luna, and I’m a mer-cat”. Then Flame said, “I am Flame, and I am a dragon.” About an hour later, after they played in the park, they had to go home for dinner. They both agreed to meet back up at the park the next morning. They met up at the park and instantly started playing. They played so much that they didn’t notice they had played for the whole morning and had to go home for lunch. So they both agreed to be friends and play every day at the park. The End
Tree Tree Sahur By Elnatan, age 7
SOMETHING HAPPENED
SOMEONE FIXED IT
NOW IT'S FIXED
Chainsaw Man By Kingston, age 7 Chainsaw Man fights bad guys. Bomb Person is a girl. Chainsaw Man fights Bomb Person. Chainsaw hits Bomb Person first. Then, maybe for the first time, Bomb Person hits first (next time). Chainsaw Man wins!
Fin Solves a Mystery By Haskel, age 7 He wakes up, eats French toast, and goes to the ice king. The ice king stole body parts from the princess and made a human. Then Fin gave the body parts back. 38
Unicorn Academy By Aayat, age 7
Sophia is at home with her horse, Mary Lou. Sophia goes outside to stretch Mary Lou’s legs and she sings a song. She’s going in a boat to Unicorn Academy. First it’s a normal boat, then it turns into a flying boat and there’s a tiny servant man in the boat. Sophia gets to Unicorn Academy. She makes a friend and her name is Avia. Sophia has a sparkly room at Unicorn Academy. Sophia’s friend shows her a book. The next day, they go outside to find a unicorn. Sophia finds a unicorn and a fairy glows, so it’s her match. But the unicorn did not want to be her match. The unicorn’s name is Wildstar and later she wants to be Sophia’s match. Ravenzilla, the bad girl, gets Wildstar and takes her away to her cage. Sophia beats Ravenzilla.
The Brainrot Movie Sahur By Ahmed, age 7 Tung Tung Sahur and Tuk Tuk Sahur meet. Tung Tung Sahur meets Brainrot Sahur. Brainrot Sahur meets Supreme and they have a boss fight. No part two yet…
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The Two Cats By Margot, age 8 and Devon, age 7
CHARACTERS
SETTING
BRENDA WAS PICKING BERRIES WHEN SHE SAW TWO CATS. THEY BECAME FRIENDS, THEN ONE DAY SHE DIED. TO BE CONTINUED...
Things Hello Kitty Likes By Cece, age 8 Hello Kitty likes: • Cupcakes • Cinnamoroll • Cancun, Mexico • Beaches • Strawberry ice cream • Grapes • The colour red
Demon Slayer By Jojo, age 7 Demon Slayer defeats demons. High rankings can take out an Upper Rank Moon and are powerful.
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Spider and Guy By Oscar, age 8
He’s a spider guy. He is a guy. Horse among-us.
Bob Wins By Alder, age 9 Once there were two hockey players named Bob and Bob Jr. They had a one-on-one match. Bob won.
Katseye Buldak Noodles By Sarah, age 10 Manon puts Daniela’s chopped fingers in Sophia’s noodles: Katseye Buldak Noodles • 1 packet of the pink Buldak Noodles • Pot • Hot water Instructions: • Boil some water in a pot, add the noodles, boil for 8 mins (listen to ‘Gnarly’ while you wait). • Add the seasonings from the Buldak. • For a gnarly twist, add Daniela’s chopped finger in the noodles. 41
I Don’t Agree With Golden Karissa, But I Do! By Cree, age 10, Ethan, age 10, and D.H., age 9 It would be a food, what would it be? Honey! No, it's a gold apple. No, U R wrong. It’s a 24-karat golden carrot. No, it’s wrong, it’s a golden Karissa. No, it is an apple. No, it’s a rotten potato. No, apple. It’s a golden Karissa. Yes, it is. The end.
Feels Like Home By Annabelle, age 10
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved animals and wanted to fix the climate crisis. Her name was Sky. Once she turned 18, she decided to move to the edge of the woods. Then she built a cabin. After she was done, Sky decided to go for a walk. She met a fox on the way and its family needed a home. So Sky decided to take them home. She took care of them. But she still needed to fix the climate crisis. To be continued... 42
The Camping Trip By Lesley, age 11 One day, on a typical Monday afternoon, Katie, Kayla, Sam and Xavier were in Science class. Then, two minutes before class ended, Ms. X (the science teacher) said, “Ok class, settle down, I will be handing out some forms.” “For what?” said Kayla. “Camping!” said Ms. X “Hm?” they said. “You will be in charge if I am unavailable,” said Ms. X “No fair.” RING! The bell had just rung. “We are leaving on Friday!” said Ms. X “But that’s in four days!” said Katie and Kayla. “Well, deal with it.” To be continued...
The Ultimate Battle of the Upside Down: A Summary of Stranger Things By Ainara, age 9 Mike finds Eleven, and Dustin becomes friends with Eleven. Then, in the middle of the night, POV 12:00am, they find out that there's an upside down world. Holly goes into the portal and then Max goes to the Upside Down to save Holly, and then they get stuck. They find the Demogorgon. Will gets trapped too, and then Vecna finds him. Eleven goes into the Upside Down and defeats Vecna. They see the thingy-majiggy monster, and then they go to the forest to get away from it. And then they find lots of kids and they save them. When they go back to the normal world, Mike goes into his mind and Eleven says she has to go. Eleven escapes into the Upside Down, and then she realizes what she did and returns to the normal world. And then she finds Mike and nobody knows what’s going to happen next! The End!
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The Best News Report Podcast!! By Lujain, age 10
OH NO! Bad weather AGAIN! Here are some VERY *gnarly* ways to fix it!! #1~ No school for 200 days! #2~ Beach day every day #3~ D O NOT WISH FOR SUPER-SUMMER TO STOP!! NOR FOR IT TO HAPPEN IF IT HASN’T (yet...) And dats the end of chapter ten! TO BE CONTINUED...
Mars Story By Remy, age 11, Talon, age 10, and Vuk, age 9 Once upon a time, DuckLord and Boberton were playing video games. Then, suddenly, the TV changed to the news and they saw a massive baby and he said, “I am Big Booty Baby and I am announcing that Mars will be destroyed tomorrow.” Boberton and DuckLord did not care about the announcement. I am done. I am free. Then a meteor hit Earth, and everyone died.
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Funny Dayton Story By Madden, age IDK Once there was a boy named Dayton the Delicious Donut who played basketball with his line partner, Royce the Rusty Rockstar. They would cook everybody up until they vs Falywalyakatalon and his sidekick Remy the Kingduck and his best of all, Sammy, aka Samuel. When the game started, Talywaly won the jump ball and dribbled up the court. He blasted through all the players until he went face to face with Royce the Rusty Rockstar. Talywaly went behind the back, but Royce the Rusty Rockstar stole the ball. He passed the ball up to Dayton the Delicious Donut and he scored. Then they noticed that Sammy was not doing anything. The game went back and forth. Dayton’s team was winning, then in an instant they were tied. There was barely any time left; this was the last play. Dayton the Delicious Donut and Royce the Rusty Rockstar passed back and forth. They get through everybody, even Talywaly and Remy the Kingduck. It was just Sammy Royce. He did a behind-the-back alley-oop. Sammy tried to block it, but Dayton scored it and then won.
The Two Bunny 2 By M.K., age 11 Teenager Corey was all grown up. She is shopping at the mall with her bodyguard, Bob. Her parents could afford anything. She found a really beautiful Coach purse and she tried to buy it, but to her surprise, her parents' credit card was declined. She called her parents and they told her they were bankrupt! She screamed. She was so mad, she ran out of the mall and all the way home. Bob tried his best to keep up. To be continued...
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Ieaona and Isabella By Isabella, age 11 “What was that?” Isabella said. “Was that tapping?” asked Mataeo. “Make a sound if you hear us,” Isabella spoke again. A scraping sound, similar to furniture being moved, was heard. “Oh, hell naw,” Isabella said in her serious voice. “Hay guys,” Olivia said. Isabella shushed her. Olivia joined the investigation on this mysterious ghost hunting. They do the Estes Method, which is basically when one person asks questions to the spirit, and the other says what they’re hearing, and the spirit—or should I say spirits?—responds. “Is there anyone here with us?” Isabella said. “They’re here,” Mataeo said. “I’m Ieaona,” said the spirit. Isabella had a shocked face. To be continued.
Smart (It Looks Wonky) By Nina, age 10 and Meara, age 9 Once upon a time, there was an elementary student named Dude. He got made fun of a lot, but no one knew that he was the smartest person known to earth. You might be wondering why he was so wonky. Well, the answer to that is he ate too much candy when he was a baby. He got made fun of the most by the top ten kids: Quarry, Garry, Mary, Larry, Ary, Fairy, Tarry, Narry, Parry, and Cherry. PS. They are all arys. Those are the main kids he got bullied by the most. He was wonky everywhere. Since he was so wonky, his parents got him a wheelchair. It worked for about half a minute; after that half minute he fell on his face. One day on a lovely afternoon, but not for him, he took a horrible walk to the community centre but he didn’t know it was an... ELDERLY PLACE!!! When he walked into the community centre he saw five rooms. He picked the fifth room. When he walked in... the doors slammed shut!!! And he saw four grandparents. Their names were Grandma Charysse, Grandma Mio, Grandpa Louis, and Grandpa Mark and they forced him to do grandma stretches! After the stretches, Dude realized that it is ok to be wonky sometimes. The end. 46
Jello’s Revenge By Royce, age 11 and Samuel, age 11
When Jello was flushed down the toilet, a mini piece of him separated and made Jello Junior. While that happened, Poop and Teddy were going home with their new friends, 67, Pible and Ma-din-din-din-dindun. They had also made new enemies: Pickle the Nickel and Taly Waly. When they got home, Pickle the Nickel and Taly Waly kicked down the door. Poop and Teddy realized and ran away from them with 67 and Pible. Poop and Teddy luckily escaped, but Taly Waly and Pickle the Nickel captured 67 and Pible. At that moment, out of the glimpse of Teddy’s eye, he thought he saw someone a bit familiar! “Poop, did you see that?” “Ya, that was Jello but in a smaller form. Wait, wait, Jello!” Luckily Ma-din-din-din-din-dun hid in the house while everyone ran. After, he silently followed Taly Waly and Pickle the Nickel to see where they kidnapped 67 and Pible. So he went to save them and started fighting. Poop and Teddy joined and Jelly Junior came with a water gun and when he was about to shoot Poop and Teddy, 67 and Pible sacrificed! And the water beam ricocheted and blasted Jello Junior, Taly Waly and Pickle the Nickel across the world and they landed in the Amazon. The end.
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Power Outages By Esther, age 11
Denki hated storms. It always reminded her that unconsciousness was one wrong payment, lightning strike —just damage in general— away. She hated that her butterflies were alone in the weed garden. She hated that her illusion disk was at 5% —wait… WHAT?! She ran to her room, slamming the door shut. Then there was a large thunder strike. And she was out. Neito was a bit of a worrywart. They couldn’t stop texting Denki. And when the lights went out, their first thought was to go to her dorm. They ran like wildfire, their spare key nearly falling when they grabbed it. They burst into Denki’s room to find her on the floor, an illusion disk powered off in her hand. Her faceplate was cracked, and the red light just behind her cheek was blaring like a police siren. To be continued.
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Corey’s Adventures By Mataeo, age 11
When Corey went to Peru, he met a monkey named Gerald who took Corey to his house. This was no ordinary house; this house was high up in the trees. Gerald took Corey in because Corey’s facial hair reminded him of a monkey. Soon it started to rain and thunder, forcing Corey to stay the night in the trees. Later on, Corey saw a shooting star and watched as it landed on the forest floor beneath the tree house. Corey went down to investigate. Then the star started to crack open and the light inside faded out. A roach came out and flew away from inside the star green gem. Corey grabbed the gem and he transformed into a big muscle man. He became a superhero in the jungle. The Monkey King came to see him. The Monkey King shook Corey’s hand and they became friends.
Horror-ish Y/N Story By Jaleigh, age 12
Y/N moved into our office a few months ago. She was clumsy, a crybaby, but that didn't matter because she quickly entered a romantic relationship with the CEO. I didn’t mind it at first. In fact I actually liked Y/N. I hung out with her after work. I consoled her when she told me about her past. However... I began to notice a trend. Multiple, actually. A strange relationship between Y/N and the CEO. Their relationship became uncomfortably public… And the CEO became quite possessive of her. Disagreeing with her, not giving her your attention, or being with a guy would cause her to burst into tears. And like clockwork, the CEO would come out of his office at her beck and call. And I was left to comfort her. What happened to those who made her cry? Well, I wouldn’t know. People vanish from this office faster than they get hired. Am I the only one here? I’m quitting after tonight. As much as I need money, I’d rather not have a job where I’m constantly fearing my—“Y/N!!” “Huh?” “Would you like to go to the cafe with me? We haven’t done that in a while!” “Sure…” (Later outside IDK) “It’s so nice to get a drink after work! Especially since the CEO gave me the company credit card! I can’t believe we’ve only been dating for two months, I think he is going to propose soon!” “…” “Y/N, you’re jealous of me, aren’t you?” “Y-Y/N?? What do you mean—” “SHUT UP! You’re just jealous of my love with the CEO! And the fact that you aren’t as pretty as me!” 50
Hip-Hop Playlist By Nasie, age 13 Top 15 Songs I Love: • Did It First – Ice Spice
• Die For You
• Doja – Central Cee
• Save Your Tears
• Band 4 Band – Central Cee
• Blinding Lights – The Weeknd
• One of The Girls – The Weeknd
• Ocean Eyes – Billie
• Breakin’ Dishes – Rihanna
• CHIHIRO – Billie
• Wildflower – Billie
• When the Party’s Over – Billie
• Burnin’ Tires – Skz
• Everything I wanted – Billie
Glorilla:
Don Toliver:
• Stick
• No Pole
• Whatchu Kno About Me
• Lose My Mind
• Typa
• New Drop
• Tomorrow
• No Idea
• Shine
• You
• TGIF
• Lovesickness
• Wanna Be
• Time Heals All • Honeymoon
Playboi Carti: • Timeless • TOXIC • Popout • Overly • All Red • KPOP • Radar
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Ken Carson: • Yale • Fighting My Demons • Overseas • I Need You • Rock and Roll • SS • Blakk Rokkstar
Jaslilly By Jasmine, age 11 Bunny girl who loves carrots. She is 11. She is a shy person. Even though she is a bunny girl, she acts more like a cat.
The Mystery Ramen By Dakota, age 13 One time, a dolphin was eating a mystery ramen, but then the ramen grew eyes and possessed the dolphin! Then he went to a ramen shop and bought the whole shop. Then he went and fed the ramen to his family. And then they went home and lived happily ever after.
Boba Drink Choices By John, age 12 Taro boba tea – ∞ / 10 Matcha boba tea – 10/10 Mango boba tea – 5/10 Strawberry boba tea – 5/10 Brown Sugar boba tea – 50/10
Bubble tea toppings • Oreo boba – 35/10 • Jelly boba – 15/10 • Popping boba – 10/10 • Chrystal Boba – 10/10
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Playlist #143 By: JyPapi, age 11 Enhypen: • Knife • Bite Me • Fever • Drunk Dazed • No Doubt
Illit: • Do the dance • Jellyous • Magnetic • Cherish (My Love) • Not Cute Anymore
Twice: • The Feels • What Is Love • One Spark
Random: • Shut down – Blackpink • Miniskirt – AOA • Hollywood Action – boynextdoor • Fearless – LeSserafim • Love Language – TXT • NXDE – idle • Cherish – IVE • Sourpatch – Hitgs • Ggum – Yeonjun • Dim – Yves • Scott and Zelda – BiBi • Igloo – Kiss of Life • Overdrive – TWS
Wonder Girls: • Tell Me • Rewind Cortis: • Go • Fashion Aespa: • Drama • Supernova • Richman NewJeans: • Supernatural • Ditto • How Sweet Itzy: • Not Shy • Tunnel Vision • Girls Will Be Girls
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Unis: • Swicy Jungkook: • Still With You
Stray Kids: • Collision • Twilight • Unfair • Ceremony • Hold my hand • So good • Walkin on Water (hip ver) • MIROH • My Pace • Divine • Social Path • Gods Menu • Drive • StrayKids • Photo book • Holiday • HALLUCINATION • Youth • As we Are • I like it • Blind Spot • Stars and Raindrops • Quill pen • Sorry, I love you • Hellavator • Levanter • WHO? • NOT! • YOU. • Insomnia • Burning time • Charmer • Hollow • Parade • Thunderous • Railway • Bounce Back • Wow • N/S
• 0801 • Case 143 • Ghost • Back Door • District 9 • Double Knot • 19 • 3RD eye • 0325 • Boxer • Bleep • Phoenix • Half time • Creed • Wolf Gang • TMT • Side Effects • Chronosaurus • Victory Song • YA YA YA • Maniac • Do it • #LoveStay • Super Board • Cinema • Escape • Truman • Megaverse • Jjam • Taste • Venom • Easy • M.I.A • S-Class • Mountains • Runner • Mess • In my head • Chk Chk Boom • Raining stars 54
After the Performance! By Tia, age 12
(One day after a BIG performance in the circus) Jingles: Finally! That was a tiring show. Leo: Hey Jingles! Can you help Scratchy and me with something? Jingles: Oh hey Leo! Sure I can help, what do you two need? Leo: We just need the keys to this uh- prop drawer! Jingles: Leo... I know that’s the treat drawer. So, no. Leo: Please please please! I did my best in the performance! Jingles: I gave you a whole bag FIVE MINUTES AGO! *(Based off of real cats)
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Dustin Henderson By Saphire, age 13
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Mitsuri Kanroji By Juliet, age 11
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Love Like Art By Athena, age 11
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Fred 2 By Hassan, age 12
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TOYBONNIE IS MISSING
THEY ARE CHILLING, MANGLE IS EATING AN ICE CREAM CONE.
PARTS AND SERVICE.
FLASHLIGHT IS ON. FRED FELL ASLEEP.
OTYBONNIE IS DEAD. SHADOWBONNIE.
GOLD FREDDY AND ORIGINAL FREDDY BURNING LIKE A HOT DOG.
Thunderbird Elementary My Best Friend C By Kyle, age 11 C is my best friend, but did you know he has a secret? And it’s not that we play Roblox together or that we go to the same school. It’s that he's a cat. “Meow, meow,” he says. I give him cat food. Did you also know that he's a very good climber? I give him a prize for being such a good boy. C is my best cat friend ever. THE END Credits: S helped me brainstorm the story (the absolute cinema you just read). C, obviously. Writers’ Exchange, I don’t think I need to say it. The publisher of this book. THE END (really).
The Living Trash Bag By Lucas, age 12 There was once a scientist named Professor Nyle. He was holding a big container of radioactive sludge. Uh oh! He tripped on a wire. All of the radioactive sludge fell into a trash can with a gift card poking out of the top. BOOM! A huge explosion occurred. “Ah!” said Professor Nyle, “I hope nothing was damaged!” A round figure emerged. It was a trash bag with wavy hair, buckteeth, and googly eyes. “What the…” whispered Professor Nyle. It was holding a used gift card. The trash bag made an angry face and then threw the card across the room. It peered around and there it was, a fresh, unredeemed gift card. It quickly grabbed it and ate it greedily. (The end.) Credits to Kyle for helping me brainstorm.
Gan14 Pro Versus QY Cube By Shayan, age 11 On February 7th, an unexpected thing happened. QY and his friends, NEX and QY2, were surprised to see that Gan was 10x faster than all of them and cooler, like the set came with two adjusters and lube. QY was so annoyed that Gan was fast. At first, QY was bragging that he was the best to QY2 and NEX, who was the oldest there. So they decided to make a portal to the Olympic Games before February 7th, which is a day before. So, they obviously got obsidian and flint steel to make another portal. But instead of athletes, snow and other stuff you may find in the Olympics, it was full of Rubik’s Cubes that were having the same problem. Betrayed by new cubes. The king of that new world was the oldest Rubik’s Cube from the 1900s or something. Everyone was annoyed that NEX, QY2 and QY were speed cubes, but they said they were like 3-1 years old. They were still—the Rubik's cubes were not impressed. But then NEX, QY2 and QY hated Gan and they were now slow. And after a second later the king asked why the newcomers didn't say they hated Gan. The 6X6’s, 4X4’s and Megaminx were happy because all cubes hate Gan. It has been 67 days and it was finally time that QY2 and QY and NEX finished Gan14 once and for all! But then they made another portal. It turns out that Gan14 M.P. was not there. A Gan Cube did come but it was Gan356 RS, QY and QY2 and NEX were happy—I mean grinning like CRAZY! Gan Cube was calm, fast and nice. Gan Cube also decided he could be friends with the slow speed cubes. The speed cubes said, “We would LOVE to!” And now that a timer and a 6X6 is in the collection, it was the best day. The owner will time every cube in the collection. Notes: This is a true story, except it was spiced to make you realize how bad Rubik's Cube feels when replaced with a better one. I was going to get a Gan14 M.P., but it was very far and expensive, so I got another one. It was really fast and great for timing. 10/10 cube and timer!
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Kennth the Sigma Part 2 By Ian, age 10
Remember Kennth the Sigma? Well, he is back with his crew once again. There is a monster on his jet. So anyways, let’s get this story started. On September 10th, 2021, Kennth’s crew hopped on the jet. The flight is from Vancouver to Japan, the long way around the world. To give a letter to Donald Dump and Random Guy in Japan. Kennth’s jet taxis down the runway. Meanwhile, breaking news: hijacking monster on the loose. Kennth’s jet took off into the air in the morning. At the White House to give a letter to Donald Dump, but he was in the shower, so they waited ten minutes. Then Donald Dump got the letter. Then he told the hijacking monster to follow them on the jet. Then Clark had a feeling something was following him. He didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t want them to think he was a scaredy cat. Now they are going to New York to see the view and check the place out because they were close by, so might as well. Now they are taxiing down the runway preparing for take off. Now they are midair. It is night time. Kennth and Clark go to sleep and the copilot goes to sleep. Only the pilot is awake. Now the pilot also falls asleep. The monster attacks. Now it’s September 11th, 2021. The monster turns the plane into the Freedom Tower, but Kennth wakes up before they hit the Freedom Tower. Kennth slapped the monster with a flip flop and woke the pilot up. “Ahh!!!” The pilot said, “What do you want?” “Turn the jet or we will hit the Freedom Tower in about 67 seconds.” Then the pilot turned the plane sideways, left. It was one inch away from the Freedom Tower. Clark woke up and said, “Are we there yet?” “No, we are not,” said Kennth. Two hours later, they are in the Atlantic Ocean. To be continued… 62
Scooter Visit to North Shore Bike Park By Sullivan, age 9 One day I went to the North Shore bike park (in Maple Ridge) with my scooter. When I got there, I put on my helmet and checked in with my 10-pass. After we checked in, my little brother went straight to the foam pit and I went to do a warm-up. Then I went to the foam pit. Near the end of the trip to the North Shore bike park, my brother went to the intermediate jump line and rode till there was no one at the foam pit. The end.
Playing with My Friends By Louis, age 10 Playing with my friends. My story is about my friends and playing soccer at school. I like to play soccer with my friends. At recess and lunch we get the ball from the school equipment room close to the gym door. We play on the intermediate side, on the left side.
How to Solve a Gan17 Pro While Playing Soccer By Aarya, age 9 This is how you solve a Gan17 Pro while playing soccer. First, practice dribbling with your eyes closed. Then learn how to solve a 3X3 Rubik’s Cube. Then, beg your parents to buy you a speed cube. But ask for a Gan17 Pro. Definitely don’t get a Gan17 Pro from Temu. Then try to solve it blindfolded while playing soccer. Then practice that, then solve a cube blindfolded while playing soccer. And that’s how you solve a Gan17 Pro while playing soccer.
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Neuer Cooked By Stanley, age 10
YOU SUCK 😃
DANG
FAHH
CATCHES THE BALL
SIIII
Cristiano Ronaldo takes a shot. Neuer saves the shot. Ronaldo crashes out and he gets angry at Neuer. GAME OVER and Ronaldo breathes acid.
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The Quake Pt. 2 By Ian, age 10 and Kashtin, age 10
WE ARE NOT LATE
MEANWHILE AT A PREDICTION CENTRE…
COME ON, JEAN
EARTHQUAKE, PEOPLE!
BACK AT THE UNIVERSITY
RU
MBL E
TOLD YA!
RUMBLE
RUN!
KENNTH THE SIG MA
ARRGG!
EARTHQUAKE STRIKES S.U.V.
OH MY
W EE Y
O
BREAKING NEWS
2 MINUTES LATER OH NO...
TO BE CONTINUED
MEANWHILE AT THE CITY
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JEAN!
If My Story… By Max, age 12 If my story had more time to make, maybe it would be longer. If my story was longer, maybe it would be better. If my story was more thought out, it may have a better theme. If my story had more time to work on, then I would be more happy. If my story didn’t interfere with my basketball schedule, then I would get more time to work on it. If my story wasn’t short, it wouldn’t be short. I don’t know what my story would look like if I had more time… Part 2 coming in 2359. The end.
Seymour Elementary Alively Slime Bluey By Zaara, age 8 I was playing with the slime and I was so so so so so so so so so so so so so so excited for the slime because Sarah is going to give slime to everyone in this program. I wish the slime was not alive!
Freddy’s Frightening Robots By Leen, age 9 Once upon a time, there was a robot named Freddy. It was night and scary. There was a bear Robot, and a chick Robot and a fox Robot. The fox was the most frightening. There was a blue bunny robot. They went to houses and scared people. There was a yellow bunny Robot that scared people and made them into Robots, and the yellow Robot told them what they had to do. The yellow Robot hid, then the Robot scared people and turned them into Robots.
Haunted House By Reem, age 7 Once upon a time, there was a group of kids wandering a haunted house. One girl went into the basement. She saw a figure under a dusty tarp. She lifted the tarp and found a spooky doll. She screamed and ran upstairs to find her friends, but she realized her friends were gone so she screamed again.
Coco and Sienna’s Big Catch By Wyleigh, age 9 It was fall, and Coco and Sienna were walking home from school. Coco and Sienna are superheroes in training. That night, Coco and Sienna were getting ready for dinner when Sienna noticed something. It was quiet. Too quiet. Later that night: “Girls, dinner.” “Ok, Mom.” “How was school?” “Good, there is a new villain.” “Who?” “No one knows, so no evidence, aah.” “It’s for safety, ok?” “Ok, so keep an eye on the city.” At bedtime: “Ready, ready, look, after him! Coco, divebomb him, ok? And Sienna, distract him, got it? Coco, watch out!” Right then, suddenly Coco fell out of the air. Sienna’s squirrel-like superpowers grabbed Coco. “Are you okay?” “Yes.” “Get him okay?” “Got it.” Sienna swoops down and grabs him. “You’re going to jail, mister. Coco and Sienna, we told you not to go there, but good job,” said the parents.
Cinnamoroll’s Sushi Bake By Marah, age 8 One day, Cinnamoroll was so bored, so she decided to build a sushi shop. So she started to plan. On Tuesday, she started to build the shop but then she realized something: she can’t build it with no materials. She paused for a while but then remembered that Kuromi has the right materials. So, as she was heading to Kuromi’s house, she remembered that she needed to hire someone. When she got to Kuromi’s house she asked if she wanted to work with her and Kuromi said yes, so they finished building it. They happily ate sushi. 68
Pompompurin and Kuromi’s Bubble By Fraser, age 9 One day, Kuromi woke up with an awesome idea: she wanted to open a bubble tea shop. “I can’t do it alone, so I’ll ask Pompompurin,” said Kuromi. So she went over to Pompompurin’s house on her motorcycle. When she got there, Pompompurin was watering her garden, so she could ask her right away. “Hi, do you want to open a bubble tea shop together?” “Yes I do, Kuromi, I would love to open a bubble tea shop with you.” Then they got straight to work building the stand and getting the ingredients. Soon they were ready to open, so they rolled out the stand and put up flyers. The bubble tea stand had white, yellow, and purple stripes and lots of stuff in the back. The stand was called K + P’s Boba. After that, customers came in and the shop became popular for the rest of time.
67 Kid By Sam, age 7 Six Seven Kid scared my dog. My friends were so angry that they came to my house and got rid of Six Seven Kid. Then Six Seven Kid woke up and fought my friends. Then Spiderman and I came to the rescue! Sammy is OG 67 67 67.
Me Playing Roblox By Obbai, age 7 One day, while I was playing Steal a Brainrot, somebody stole my Brainrot and then I stole the Brainrot back! Then I went outside and I was playing and then I was jumping outside.
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The Scary School By Madison, age 9 There was a school that no one dared to take even one step into. It was dark, cloudy, and scary. No one went near since they heard of a rumour. They heard it was haunted and had ghosts. So not even one person went near there again, and the trees started to die, and then everyone forgot and lived peacefully. Yay!
67 Kid By Younis, age 7 67 Kid is playing Roblox. 67 Kid got jump-scared by 61 Kid. 61 got jump-scared by 67. The end.
. . —By Gabby, age 9 The person I love is my grandma because she loves Bella and me. The thing we like to do together is watch TV and eat pepperoni pizza. I like to sleep. I like to eat oranges.
Grandma By Bella, age 9 Dear Grandma, Thank you for buying new clothes for me. I love you, you’re the best. I love you when you make us dinner and buy pizza for us. I love you when you wake me up, even when I’m tired because we’re early for school. The end. Love, Bella 70
Gordon Freeman Found a New Combine By Marco, age 8 Gordon was trying to draw the combine he saw. It was white, and it had a red light. He found some chocolates, they were yellow. He started eating them and he got distracted and forgot about the drawing. To be continued…
Six Seven By R.A., age 7 I like to play Six Seven and I like to play Escape Tsunami for Brainrots! And I like to play K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Freddy By Leen, age 9, Reem, age 7, Marah, age 8, Fraser, age 9, Wyleigh, age 9, and volunteers, Manon and Helen Once upon a time there was a talking marshmallow. It was cute. Bla bla. Because he was very mean, but since he was cute, people thought he was innocent. But he wasn’t!!! Marsh —that was his name— liked the trick people. His best friend was Freddy. They tricked people together. “Googoogaga,” said Marsh, “I want to destroy the world.”
Mom By Aileen, age 6 My mom. She is jumping and she is happy. She is happy because she is jumping on the trampoline. She was wearing pants, a shirt, a dress, and a bow. I made her jump on the trampoline so she could have fun.
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Timmy and Billy By Rayan, age 8 One day, some 67 kids were playing soccer in a gym and they were beating the big kids 100-1. The 67 kids were roasting the big kids. Then the big kids tried really hard and they beat the 67 kids 200-100. Because they lost, the 67 kids all had to delete their Roblox accounts. They were VERY sad! And they had to give the big kids 200m and they were so sad. The next day, they made new accounts and the 67 kids worked on soccer. And after they got a game and they destroyed the other team. The score was 1-0. Then after, they versed Cristiano’s team and they lost 5-0. After, they went to their home and they practiced soccer, and after they got new shoes and got way better. When Ramadan was finished, they celebrated Eid. And after they were screaming so much they couldn’t even stop. Their mom came and said, “You cannot have the iPad FOREVER!” Then they screamed again. Then their mom came and said, “Go outside.” And they went outside and Cristiano came. And then his brother came. Then the 67’s mom came, and she was roast battling Cristiano. Then after their dad came and they did a bike race. Then Cristiano won the bike race and then he got the World Cup! Then he went to his game and his teammate passed the ball to him and he scored. Now that they have won the World Cup they celebrated with pizza and a dance party and Coca-Cola everywhere. Then, at the party, someone started to roast battle Cristiano Ronaldo and he felt sad. And after they went home and played Roblox. Then they went outside and they practiced soccer again, and after they won and then they beat Cristiano Ronaldo’s team. One of the people there did a bicycle kick.
Smiley Face By Lusin, age 6 The smiley face is purple.
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Vancouver Technical Secondary School Canon By Destiny, age 16
I’m really into photography and have been since I was little. My grandma and grandpa used to take me to Turtle Mountain in Vernon, B.C. My dad gave me this camera because I was upset about my other camera not working. I plan to take it up to Whistler with me and to take photos of friends, family, pets, and just the world.
My Favourite Songs in a Playlist By Oyin, age 14 • 12 to 12 by Sombr • The 30th by Billie Eilish • Bored by Billie Eilish • Army Dreamers by Kate Bush • Lunch by Billie Eilish • Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush • Cinnamon Girl by Lana Del Ray • Washing Machine Heart by Mitski • Constellations by Jade LeMac • Heather by Conan Grey • We Fell in Love in October by girl in red • Je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson • Miss You by Conan Gray • Love Me Not by Ravyn Lenae • Fake Friends by Billie du Page • Golden Brown by The Stranglers • No One Notices by The Marias • The Cut That Always Bleeds by Conan Gray • Million Little Reasons by Oscar Lang • Moral Story by Ashe • My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski • Riptide by Vance Joy • Say Yes to Heaven by Lana Del Ray • Stephanie by Nafeesisboujee • TV by Billie Eilish • Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Ray • Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood • Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray • Heat Waves by Glass Animals • Why Am I Like This? by Orla Gartland • eyes don’t lie by Isabel LaRosa • Sailor Song by Gigi Perez • American Love by Qing Madi • Soundgasm by Rema • Vision by Qing Madi
*not in order* I really really like these songs as you can tell. I don’t have a favourite song, I love them all equally.
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:) By Edward, age 16
7n7 Gets a Job? By Daisy, age 13
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Adventures of the String Bass and the French Bow (Night and Day) By Adara, age 13 There once was a popular string bass named Stringy. She was a rule follower and the smartest bass in class. Stringy had a lot of friends, but her best friend was Bowey. They were made by the same woodworker and grew up as a pair. One day in late spring, Bowey had a bad day at school; he failed a test. He didn't get enough sleep and, worst of all, when the human child came around, they forgot to tighten him, leaving Bowey feeling out of tune and sad. So late at night, Stringy decided to break her first rule: she had to skip school! Dun-dun-duhhhh!! But it was to cheer up Bowey, so she felt it was a good enough reason. So she pulled out her phone and called the woodworker to help cheer up Bowey. Sadly, he was busy, but he didn't hang up. He brought up the music festival at the PNE that was happening that day. Stringy decided that that’s what was gonna cheer him up. At 10am, Stringy woke Bowey up and started the journey to the PNE. They had to walk all the way to the PNE because they didn't want to get caught sneaking out. Once they got there, they snuck past security and got to the rides. Bowey chose to go to the Hellevator. Stringy joined nervously, but she loved to see her friend happy, so she wanted to join. As Bowey happily screamed, Stringy was in absolute terror. They spent the rest of the day happy and having fun. At the end of the day when they were going home, Bowey broke the peaceful silence that had settled between them. “Hey Stringy,” he said quietly, “thank you for today. It really cheered me up.” That made Stringy’s day and she responded with, “No problem, bestie! That’s what I’m here for.” They went home happily and peacefully. Book two, coming soon. 76
Ferus Quartet By Sophia, age 13 I had no friends I had no joy I had no energy Life was heavier than my backpack Before, I never ate Before, I hated school Before, I sat alone Before, my heart was dull as stone Before, I had no throne It happened so often that I’ve grown used to it I created a depressive zone A depressive state I didn’t mean to create When I was all dressed and ready for school, I looked in the mirror, saying, “I hate being here. Coming to school. Doing this routine, all so that they can judge. There’s nothing to look forward to. I’ve got no friends. It hurts. What’s the point?” “Yeah, I know. But you're still here. You may fall, but you still climb. You are so brave. People will support you. Not all people are bad. There are also good people in the world. You don’t have to look too far. You’ll make a quartet of amazing, supporting and ridiculous friends. You’ll be the most confident and happiest version of yourself. It will take time. Be patient,” says the person in the mirror. Life went on The same game every day I don’t think that is okay Every day I had to tell myself that I am brave I was and I am I did hard things even if it was scary Believing it was hard I pushed through and took risks Then, a single conversation changed it all A single conversation, no overthinking or hesitating It changed me I healed
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When I was all dressed and ready for school I looked in the mirror, saying, “I did it. I really did make an amazing, supportive, ridiculous quartet of friends. I’m part of a ferus quartet!” Ehehe! “See? You got this. Good things take patience. Trust the fall,” says the person in the mirror. These are the people who lent out their hand I took it and they took me on floor, revealing true happiness Little did I know that this ferus quartet would light a fire within me They set me free They are the reason I am still here Together we have a ridiculous time Laughing and crying This ferus quartet will not and shall not part I dedicate this poem to my ferus quartet of friends who made me happier and stronger Remember, always be kind to anyone and everyone Remember, you got this, you’ll find your people just like me
Y’all Album Review By Olivia, age 16 Released on September 26, 2025, Y’all is widely recognized as glaive’s best project. Taking us through an array of sounds with songs like “Asheville,” conveying an upbeat, dancey vibe, to songs like “Bennie & Kay,” which could have a grown man in tears, this album’s 39-minute runtime will take you through it all. My personal highlights are “Veni Vidi Vici,” “Nouveau Riche,” and “It Is What It Is.” An honourable mention would be the ninth track on the album called “9,” which makes fans reminisce on the era of his previous album May It Never Falter (released in 2024), for its similar sound that shifts away from the upbeat, cheerful sound that Y’all consists of. I seriously cannot recommend this album enough; it is a perfect 10/10 for the majority of glaive fans, myself included.
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Wolfenstein: The New Order By Mahgoub, age 13 and Aaron, age 13 In 2026, there was a man named BJ Blaklswciwiz (Code Name: Sosphadallah). He ate lots of donuts to regain his powers, which included throwing whipped cream to stop bullets and teleportation (but to random locations which he had no control over). He went to his favourite donut shop and saw it was getting robbed. BJ Blaklswciwiz threw whipped cream to stop the robber, but when the police arrived, they thought BJ Blaklswciwiz was the robber and threw him into a maximum security prison called Castle Wolfenstein. During his trial, info was released that showed BJ Blaklswciwiz's history, including how he helped save the world from the Nazis during WW2. In the 1940s, he formed a Freedom Fighter team that used advanced technology to help BJ Blaklswciwiz get into position to use his whipped cream to block the Nazi's nuclear bomb and send it back to them. They also destroyed their blueprints and captured Hitler, sending him to a gulag. After this info was released, many people asked for him to be released. Eventually, the Freedom Fighters reformed and broke into the jail and rescued BJ Blaklswciwiz and brought him to a hidden bunker.
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Movie Recommendations For Each Zodiac Sign ⭐ By Addie, age 15 Aries (Bold, competitive, and impulsive): The Hunger Games Taurus (Loyal, grounded, and stubborn): Little Women Gemini (Curious, adaptable, and communicative): Jennifer’s Body Cancer (Nurturing, protective, and sensitive): The Notebook Leo (Confident, dramatic, and charismatic): The Devil Wears Prada Virgo (Analytical, organized, and practical): Legally Blonde Libra (Charming, diplomatic, and indecisive): Pride and Prejudice Scorpio (Intense, private, and loyal): Gone Girl Sagittarius (Adventurous, blunt, and optimistic): Paper Towns Capricorn (Ambitious, disciplined, and reserved): Challengers Aquarius (Independent, unconventional, and intelligent): The Matrix Pisces (Creative, empathetic, and idealistic): La La Land
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Murdle By Jacob, age 14 HOW TO PLAY: Read the clues and fill in the grid to help you out. In each space, you can put ✓, X, or ? Put ✓ if you think those go together (so if you think the pencil was in the observatory, put ✓ where pencil and observatory intersect), put X if you think they DON’T, and put ? if you aren’t sure. When you come to a conclusion on WHO, HOW, and WHERE, write it in the given space. Each suspect had one weapon and was at one location. There is only one of each weapon and only one suspect per location. Good luck!
SUSPECTS Doctor Jade, Mister Velvet, Lady Lilac, Brother Lapis WEAPONS Pencil, Yo-yo, Laptop, Climbing Rope LOCATIONS Science Lab, Observatory, Gymnasium, Cafeteria
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CLUES • Mister Velvet would have been more productive at nightfall. • Lady Lilac was accused of cheating on her husband with the person carrying a pencil. • A section of climbing rope was found in the gymnasium. • The person in the cafeteria had a yo-yo. • Brother Lapis was seen in the gymnasium. • A small piece of string was found on the clothing of Doctor Jade. • A laptop was used to commit the murder. Think your answer over carefully. When you think you know, write your answers in the space below. Who: How: Where: When you’re ready, see below to find the answers.
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Have Fun With Art No Matter What By Andrea, age 16
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Flower Poem By Renata, age 14
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Templeton Secondary School Transformers/TSAMS Crossover By Kit, age 14
Ever since Nexus died and got reincarnated in the Transformers universe, he’s been silent of his existence. But consider how he is living. He was found by a team. Luckily, or not, it was some Rescue Team who was unsure of what he is capable of. So they kept them in the basement in a cell. Tight place, it makes Nexus very nerve-wracked by the confinement he is forced into. Being weak, tired, in a place that he was put in, was unsettled with the idea of being trapped. If his core was a real heart. That is him breathing. The sound in the tinted section. HE HATES, HE HATES— “Greetings, unknown entity. We shall be interviewing your status and intentions.” Coming in was a blue police bot, The Chief, and a blonde
boy. Answers are gonna be hard to gather. Nexus remains silent; he doesn’t have the cooperation to engage in this interrogation. Cody, the name he heard about the kid, and the bot, Chase. Why are they acting like they are some wacky AI? Besides that, he finds a bitterness in the kid’s personality. Tagging along, being actively in danger, trying to help people. Can not wait for that to flush down the drain for them. “The piece, that... variety of energon. How did you obtain the mineral? Speak what you know; this information will be held against you.” Being direct, good, he guesses. The bot is already giving him a headache. “Whatever, you’re not getting anything from… ME!” Fire spawning in the cage. The closure was holding up from the substance reaction. And within an instant the Chief shields his son, Chase, racing up a defensive mode. “Cody, Chase, our prisoner seems to not be in any mood to have any conversations,” Chief scooching the two to the platform. Cody stops, looking back. He beckons for Chase to stay with him. Stand by. He wanted to try talking. “Dad, may I grab something first before we go for dinner?” “You sure, son? I’d like it if you don’t stay here too long with our visitor.” “Sir, if I may. I shall assist by observing and ensuring Cody’s safety.” Chase stepped forward to his partner. After a few minutes to think about it, the Chief allows the two to stay for a few minutes before coming back up. He heads out to the smaller elevator. Cody was now left alone with Chase, and the reclusive clout being. Chase followed closely behind, watching Cody going up to where Nexus is jailed. “Cody, I thought you were getting something?” “Sorry Chase, that was sorta a lie— I-I-I just wanted to talk to him.” Pointing to the robot. “Cody, lying to your father is not acceptable, to be excused to go talk to the unknown person.” Chase disliked lying and was proven more when Chief got hurt after the traditions of celebrating the human’s creation! The White Lie incident had endangered a life, a team member’s life. He fears this will lead to disaster. But his trust and loyalty to this family was stronger than any law that he followed. Nexus can hear them, groaning. What the world needs. People coming back. The footsteps to ruin more of this extracting hour. “Um, sorry sir. I didn’t get your name. But I did get that you seem to be heavy about being… Here. Any reason why?” Halting at the wall 86
that parts them. Peering through the glass containment. Nexus side eyes the 8-year-old, his back to the two. Ugh, it's just his name. Maybe at least it can prevent them from referring to him with ridiculous names. It is excruciating to witness. “Nexus. And you are Cody, and that, bot of yours, their name is Chase.” “Correct.” “Yes yes, leave now. Got name, me being here? Who likes cells? Now go.” Dismissing with a wave. “You sure are quiet, but quick to lash. Are you… possibly scared?” Idiotic question, he is not. He is just disfigured, wanting to escape whatever hell hole he has been placed in. “What makes ya think I am?” “You seem avoidant when we come to even just talk a little bit. Something must be bothering you. And it's okay to talk about it.” Is this kid seriously giving him a therapy talk? That never worked out for him. And he has nothing left to go back and forth about: How we feel! What’s wrong? Should we do something? Blah blah BLAH. Nexus turned their backs at them. Now just resting their eyes. Sulking in the cell. “Well, I’m not giving up on you. I’ll be back!” “Forward to the elevator, I hear it's dinner for you, Cody.” Cody giggles “Yeah, Chase. Have fun with the rest in the garage!” Nexus rolls his eyes at the words. It stings a memory that has been clouded almost, forever ago. It is faint, but clear for him to know his core longs the loss of care. Deep inside, his memories are daydreams, stuck to remind him of what he left, his final decisions done, and what he has given for this merciless life. Sometimes, he hopes to god to never see his brother’s face, that he is not missing his poor pitiful self and grown the backbone of his. Though, his letter. His last sense of control to seek Sun’s dream to come to the dimension he has abandoned. To read it, to move on, but now he does miss him. And that is all his hands, that master the ink that could have run dry when writing that note. His soul grabbed by the world’s death bringer. His limbs settling on the rock was all he hoped. To accept fate, he’s done. But guess that sweet sleep was interrupted and he has a debt to pay or some force wanting him to STAY alive. And he has no idea why, that makes him go insane twice with how much he hates to be alive. He zoned out so long, he did not realize… Sirens were ringing, people and machines of feet on the surface above are heard, he can hear voices of stress. Your true enemy… TO BE CONTINUED. 87
The Canadian Blob Test By Ayc, age 15
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Workplace Love Satire By Anonymous It is December 2033 in NYC. A lot has happened over the last year and the current year; everything was chaotic and had so many trends and problems. Gus was constantly fighting with his alpha husband. They married in November 2031. The first few months of marriage were ok, but as the months went by it got worse. Two years of marriage and it has been miserable for both. Plus, Gus was a narcissistic person anyways, which was the main cause of the downfall in their marriage. Gus goes to the office of his rich, tall (7’9’’), deep-voiced CEO husband, Andrew. Once he arrives, he slowly knocks on the door only to realize it's open. He slowly opens the door to see his freakishly tall husband with a different dude, just talking to each other as if having a date. It’s his 4’11” petite, soft spoken new assistant worker, Y/N. Gus is in shock and heartbroken. He hears them talk; it takes them a while to notice Gus. AndrewCEO: “You’re my precious little gem, always shining for me, cutie patootie, ignore what they say about us, you’re my only one for eternity, my baby boo, cocoa butter biscuit.” Y/N: “But buzz, I always hear them making fun of me! Saying how I always trip in the air and get blown away easily, Teddy Bear.” AndrewCeo: “UGH! I will make them pay —Huh!?! Gus, you’re not supposed to be here!” Gus: “YOU BETRAYED ME?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDY!!!” Tears start to roll down his face. “I really loved you…” AndrewCEO: “Well, we would’ve worked out if you weren’t so full of yourself!” They get into a heated argument, Gus tries to get Y/N, but Andrew angrily pushes him away because he should. “Get away from Y/N.” How annoying. Gus just cries and leaves. Next day, Gus and the CEO would divorce. The CEO would run away with Y/N so they could have their happily ever after. Little did they know, Gus planned out his revenge. His father, Jay, an alpha mafia man, would soon discover it and get really furious with Andrew and his other man because they hurt his egotistical son. So in the end, Jay would put the two on a hit-list everywhere they go and make them be on the run and never at peace. Gus would steal his ex’s company and remaining assets and would stay single for the rest of his life (maybe). The end. P.S. This is satire. 89
Emily By Anonymous
Emily, who is a straight-A student, encounters a problem with two boys. She likes both of them. Their names are Conner and Vinncent. All of her friends tell her she’s crazy and she should just pick one, but she’s determined to get both of them to like her. After a few weeks, she starts to notice them giving hints. She decides to confess to them. She talks to her friends about it before she confesses. One of her friends tells her, “I don’t think they’ll like you like that, Conner and Vinncent are together.” She was too stunned to speak
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Apple Pie By Kiersten, age 14
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The Merman pt. 2 By Carlee, age 17 Every day, I wait for the house to go quiet. I wait for the sound of my dad’s boots hitting the gravel of the shed, the heavy clink of his tools and that new, terrifying rifle to tell me he’s distracted. Then, I leave. I just want to go to the rocks. When I see him, my heart does this weird, shaky thing, like a bird trapped in a cage. He’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and it’s not even close. His skin is like moonlight made into a person, and his tail, it’s like a thousand sapphires all melting together. He doesn’t speak, not with words, but when he reaches up and touches the hem of my jeans with his cool, wet fingers, I feel like I’m finally understood. I used to be so angry all the time. My head felt like a thunderstorm that wouldn’t quit. But when I’m with him, the storm just... stops. He looks at me like I’m a hero, just because I pushed him back into the waves, but really, he’s the one saving me. It’s like we’re in our own little world, but the real world is trying to break in. I see the lanterns at night, bobbing along the shoreline like evil fireflies. At the store, everyone is whispering about “the sightings.” They talk about his kind like they’re just big fish to be caught and tagged, or worse. My dad, he’s the scariest part. He sits on the porch cleaning that gun, looking out at the water like he’s waiting for a fight. He doesn't know his own daughter is in love with the “monster” he’s hunting. It’s so unfair. Why does everything beautiful have to be a target? I feel like I’m living two lives. In one, I’m the quiet girl who helps her dad and stays out of trouble. In the other, I’m a girl guarding a miracle. Today, he brought me a piece of sea glass that was worn perfectly smooth, like a heart. I pressed it to my lips and then hid it in my pocket, right next to the pearl. I know if we get caught, it’ll be a disaster. I know my dad would never understand. But when he splashes his tail and looks at me with those deep, kind eyes, I know I’d lie to the whole world to keep him safe. He’s my peace, my secret, and my favourite kind of trouble. We’re two different worlds crashing together on the shore, and I’m never letting go.
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Who Summoned the Four Figures? By Bella, age
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“The Vampire Song” by Stephanie Mabey By Jen, age 17
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The Youth Program at 877 This is My Favourite Band –TOXIC LIPSTICK– and Here Are Some Song Suggestions! By Astro, age 14 1. The Crystal 2. France 3. Love Neva Dies
4. Truth Dare 5. Shogeki Eki 6. Horse 4eva
Nothing Special By Maryam, age 12 Just heading to school, nothing special 😊 67 Okay I know it’s dead but still 67777
Tier List By Binh, age 17 S - History, Social Justice
C - PE, Fitness
A - Physics, Math
D - Woodwork
B - English, French This tier list is about Britannia Secondary School! Guess what I am ranking? :)
Astro-Logic By Astro, age 14 and volunteer Christina Aries Taurus • Sweet but spicy • Likes shopping • Nice, great, amazing! • Good taste • Hard Working • Cozy/comfy *Bonus: Emo *Bonus: Emo
Gemini • Cute • Talkative • Loving *Bonus: Emo
Cancer • In their feelings • Happy • Optimistic *Bonus: Emo
Leo • “Meow” • “Rawr” • Magnetic aura *Bonus: Emo
Virgo • Tears for Fears! • Quiet • Radical *Bonus: Emo
Libra • Forgetful • Stylish • Energetic *Bonus: Emo
Scorpio • Sarcastic • Passionate • Awesome sauce *Bonus: Emo
Capricorn • The GOAT (sea) • Hilarious • Iconic *Bonus: Emo
Aquarius • Funny • Outgoing • Weird *Bonus: Emo
Sagittarius • Loves gaming • (Sometimes) shy • Soul-searching (self-exploration) *Bonus: Emo Pisces • Creative • Friendly • Sassy *Bonus: Emo
Hallucinations By Owen, age 12 It was a dark, cold, and misty evening when a pre-teen was walking home. Unfortunately, he had early dementia and vividly saw hallucinations. He was in the home-stretch of the journey as he was crossing a high bridge. As expected, he saw a hallucination of a beast. He remained calm until the beast began to talk to him. No one knows what happened next but locals in the area will say that there was a brief struggle, and the sound of splashing water. 96
Every letter of the alphabet, in K-pop songs, (and a few numbers) By Ghinnvieve, age 14 A - Attack on bangtan (BTS) B - Bounce back (Straykids) C - Cathartia (Xoforbidden, James Wames) D - Daydream (Veozys) E - Enough (ATEEZ) F - FiRE (My Sweet Misery) (Xdinary Heroes) G - Guerrilla (Flag ver.) (ATEEZ) H - Hold my hand (HAN) (Straykids) I - Ice On My Teeth (ATEEZ) J - JUMP (P1Harmony) K - Killin’ It Girl (J-Hope) L - LO$ER=LOVER (TOMORROW X TOGETHER) M - Moonwalkin’ (LNGSHOT) N - Never let you down (PHAUXz) O - Overdrive (TWS) P - Psycho Mantra (ALL(H)OURS) Q - Queencard (idle) R - ROAR (MINGI) S - Sagittarius (WOOYOUNG) T - Tricky House (xikers) U - ULTRA (Changbin) V - Victory Song (Straykids) W - War Cry (&TEAM) X - XO (Only If You Say Yes) (ENHYPEN) Y - Youth (Lee Know) Z - ZUTTER (GD&T.O.P) 1 - 1 of LOV, 1&Only (XLOV) 2 - 2 Baddies (NCT 127) 3 - 3RACHA (Bang Chan, Changbin, HAN) 9 - 9 and Three Quarters (Run Away) (TOMORROW X TOGETHER)
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SOUL LAND By Wilson, age 15 1. The main character is Tang San 2. Tang San has eight red rings and one gold ring 3. Tang San is from another world called Falan Planet 4. Tang San is the sea god and the asura god 5. The sea god level is the first level 6. The asura god level is the god-king level
You Woke Me By Alyssa, age16
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MY Top Ten Games and Movies By Kasper, age 15 One is the best, ten is the least. Games: 1. Red Dead Redemption 2. Made by: Rockstar Games 2. Kingdom Come: Deliverance II. Made by: Warhorse Studios 3. Hitman 3. Made by: IO Interactive 4. Minecraft. Made by: Mojang Studios 5. Ghost Of Yotei. Made by: Sucker Punch Studios 6. Rocket League. Made by: Psyonix 7. Mortal Kombat 11. Made by: NetherRealm Studios 8. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Made by: Landfall Games 9. Superhot: Mind Control Delete. Made by: Superhot Team 10. Any NHL game. Made by: EA Vancouver Movies: 1. T he Dark Knight Rises Starring: Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Gary Oldman. Directed by: Christopher Nolan 2. It Happened One Night Starring: Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert Directed by: Frank Capra 3. The Grand Budapest Hotel Ralph Fiennes, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, Mathieu Amarlic Directed by: Wes Anderson 4. Bullet Train Starring: Brad Pitt, Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson Directed by: David Leitch 5. The Princess Bride Starring: Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Wallace Shawn, André The Giant, Robin Wright Directed by: Rob Reiner 6. Marty Supreme Starring: Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tyler The Creator Directed by: Josh Safdie
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7. Forrest Gump Starring: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright Directed by: Robert Zemeckis 8. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Starring: Clint Eastwood Directed by: Sergio Leone 9. I ndiana Jones and the Last Crusade Starring: Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Alison Doody Directed by: Steven Spielberg 10. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams Directed by: Richard Marquand Honourable Mentions: Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Starring: Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor Directed by: George Lucas Spirited Away Starring: Miyu Irino, Rumi Hiiragi Directed by: Hayao Miyazaki
Mime Cat: Against the Fourth Wall By Oak, age 900
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Fake Tetris Lore By Farley, age 16 Six billion years ago, at the dawn of the universe, seven ancient gods created the “Tetriminos.” These objects were a powerful complex machine that, when interconnected in a line, would self-destruct and die. The Tetriminos were power beings who could consume space. Eventually, a scientist on Earth saw these terrifying aliens and had a plan to destroy them. He would line them up in a row to destroy them, but they kept coming and never stopped. Eventually, he couldn't stop them all and they consumed the universe. I made this all up in 5 minutes.
Elara’s Journal By Lizzy, age 16 Day 485 Today, some strange-looking men found me stuck in a bear trap and helped me out. They didn’t say much, but they seemed nice enough. I’ve decided to follow them into town to figure out more about them. They seem to be musicians as they played on stage earlier. Maybe I could join their band. I’m still not very sure why they are here, but I bet I’ll get my answer soon enough.
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Untitled Untitled By Tony, age 17 I await tax season, but money is the matrix. One time, I ate a fine dinner with writer’s block, the It. It asked for water, my liver, and some prime real estate. Rightfully, what was of the past scoffed, I scoffed. What was the past again? Time couldn’t afford it, so I offered my liver, a house, and the three numbers on the back of my debit card. In compensation, I learned the number of grains of rice in my meal. And a thank you. While my bank account now reads zero, at least there’s a kidney left in my system. However, this gambling ad is making me want to reconsider this fact. There was something similarly important as well: a blade of grass under my name. So you were telling me I once owned a house? No way! Why did I lose the house in the first place? Why did I lose the house in the first place? No way! So you were telling me I once owned a house? There was something similarly important as well: a blade of grass under my name. However, this gambling ad is making me want to reconsider this fact. While my bank account now reads zero, at least there’s a kidney left in my system. And a thank you. In compensation, I learned the number of grains of rice in my meal. Time couldn’t afford it, so I offered my liver, a house, and the three numbers on the back of my debit card. What was the past again? Rightfully, what was of the past scoffed, I scoffed. It asked for water, my liver, and some prime real estate. One time, I ate a fine dinner with writer’s block, the It. I await tax season, but money is the matrix.
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