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I like to have a ten minute nap on the sofa before going up for my main sleep. I call that a snors d’oeuvre.

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.

The other day I saw a two hot dog rolls in a cage at the zoo. They were bread in captivity.

I had an incredible dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I hope you can’t sleep at night.

I joined an amateur autopsy club. Tuesday is open Mike night.

I was listening to Bob Marley on the car radio the other day when I was stopped by the police. They asked for my licence and reggae station.

I couldn’t afford to buy a bag of pasta for my dinner. I’m penneless.

To the guy who stole my antidepressant pills: I hope you’re happy now.