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EDITOR IN CHIEF’S NOTE HOME SWEET HOME write this week’s note just before heading to the airport for my return trip to Miami later tonight. I’ve had a wonderful time back home in Costa Rica. It’s too bad all great things have to come to an end – I really wish I could stay here longer…

I have spent seven wonderful days in Costa Rica visiting my family and attending the Festival Imperial music festival. It has been both a rocking good time and a chance to spend quality time with my mom, brothers, nieces, and nephew. I also had the opportunity to be part of music history by attending the Maroon 5, LMFAO, and Björk concerts during this year’s music festival. These three concerts were my musical highlights out of two full days of concerts and DJ performances by top musicians and performers from around the world.

Besides my two extraordinary days at Festival Imperial, I traveled a bit around Costa Rica to do some sightseeing and show Jesse Spencer some parts of my country during his first visit here. Some of the places I took Jesse were the Irazú volcano, the old capital of Cartago, and picturesque Cachí. I will definitely share some of my experiences with you in the next two or three issues of Wire Magazine through my On the Go Travel, Dining, and other editorials about my travels in Costa Rica and my attendance to this year’s Festival Imperial music festival.

This week’s issue is our second hot models calendar for 2012. We bring you three very steamy months for your viewing pleasure courtesy of two very talented photographers and three beautiful models. Miami’s Abel Cruz will delight you with Yadier and Darian Alvarez in April and June, while Paolo Crocenzi from San Marino, Italy, will certainly please your eyes with Badara Ndiaye in May. Enjoy the start of spring!

Last week’s issue of Wire Magazine with our cover story interview of Gloria Estefan in glossy was a big hit amongst our readers. I want to thank everyone for all the positive feedback and support we received, and I am glad you enjoyed Gloria’s interview as much as we did bringing it to you.

Cheers,

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Rafa Publisher & Editor in Chief rafa@wireweekly.com tival Imperial My Brothers & I at Fes

Rafa Carvajal Publisher/Editor in Chief Associate Publisher Jesse Spencer Editor James Cubby Design & Production Director Jose Gonzalez Columnists Alfredo Barrios Alyn Darnay Dane Steele Green Ken Hunt Dr. Gregg A Pizzi Michael Sasser Kevin Wynn Writers Thomas Barker Neil Andrew Frias Antwyone Ingram Remy Walker Staff Photographer Henry Perez Photographers Javi Giovanni Juan Saco Mironoff Luis Santiago Dale Stine Local Advertising advertising@wireweekly.com National Advertising Rep. Rivendell Media | 212-242-6863 Editorial Submissions editorial@wireweekly.com Contact Information Tel: 305.520.WIRE | Fax: 786.272.0123 Email: info@wireweekly.com 1541 Brickell Avenue, #2004, Miami, FL 33129 Wire Magazine is published, produced, and owned by Wire Media Group L.L.C. All Rights Reserved Distributed in Miami, The Beaches, and Fort Lauderdale Cover Photo Cover Model: Yadier Photo: Abel Cruz / www.photostudiomiami.com

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HIV-RELATED EXCESS BELLY FAT. In two separate clinical trials of HIV-infected people with lipodystrophy, each lasting 6 months, EGRIFTA® (tesamorelin for injection) reduced HIV-related excess belly fat by an average of 18% in the first trial, and 14% in the second trial. This reduction in excess belly fat resulted in an approximate 1-inch reduction in waist size. Individual results may vary. On average, patients on EGRIFTA® did not lose weight.

Like HIV, HIV-related excess belly fat is a chronic condition. In clinical studies: • People who used EGRIFTA® continuously for 1 year maintained their results over this time period • People who stopped taking EGRIFTA® after 6 months had their HIV-related excess belly fat come back EGRIFTA® is believed to work with your own body to produce natural growth hormone to reduce your excess belly fat.

Indication: EGRIFTA® is a daily injectable prescription medicine to reduce the excess abdominal fat in HIV-infected patients with lipodystrophy.

Limitations of use: • The impact and safety of EGRIFTA® on cardiovascular health has not been studied • EGRIFTA® is not indicated for weight-loss management • It’s not known whether taking EGRIFTA® helps improve compliance with antiretroviral medications • EGRIFTA® is not recommended to be used in children

EGRIFTA® may cause serious side effects, including: • Serious allergic reaction. Stop using EGRIFTA® and get emergency help right away if you have any of the following symptoms: rash over your body, hives, swelling of your face or throat, shortness of breath or trouble breathing, fast heartbeat, feeling of faintness or fainting • Swelling (fluid retention). EGRIFTA® can cause swelling in some parts of your body. Call your healthcare provider if you have an increase in joint pain, or pain or numbness in your hands or wrist (carpal tunnel syndrome) 120127-102148 2/12

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The most common side effects of EGRIFTA® include: • joint pain • numbness and pricking • pain in legs and arms • nausea • swelling in your legs • vomiting • muscle soreness • rash • tingling • itching EGRIFTA® will NOT cure HIV or lower your chance of passing HIV to others.

You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. Visit www.fda.gov/medwatch or call 1-800-FDA-1088.

Please see Consumer Brief Summary of EGRIFTA® on following page.

Ask your healthcare provider if EGRIFTA®, the first and only FDA-approved medicine for HIV-related excess belly fat, may be right for you. For more information, visit www.egrifta.com or call the AXIS Center at 1-877-714-AXIS (2947).

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Before using EGRIFTA,® tell your healthcare provider if you: • Have or have had cancer • Have diabetes • Are breastfeeding or plan to breastfeed • Have kidney or liver problems • Have any other medical condition • Take prescription or nonprescription medicines, vitamins, or herbal supplements

• Increase in glucose (blood sugar) intolerance and diabetes • Injection-site reactions, such as redness, itching, pain, irritation, bleeding, rash, and swelling. Change (rotate) your injection site to help lower your risk for injection-site reactions

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Important Risk Information Do not use EGRIFTA® if you: • Have pituitary gland tumor, pituitary gland surgery, or other problems related to your pituitary gland • Have active cancer (either newly diagnosed or recurrent) or are receiving treatment for cancer • Are allergic to tesamorelin or any of the ingredients in EGRIFTA®, including mannitol or sterile water • Are pregnant or become pregnant

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Consumer Brief Summary for EGRIFTA® (tesamorelin for injection) EGRIFTA® (eh-GRIF-tuh) (tesamorelin for injection) for subcutaneous use Read the Patient Information that comes with EGRIFTA® before you start to take it and each time you get a refill. There may be new information. This leaflet does not take the place of talking to your healthcare provider about your medical condition or your treatment.

What is EGRIFTA®?

• EGRIFTA® is an injectable prescription medicine to reduce the excess in abdominal fat in HIV-infected patients with lipodystrophy. EGRIFTA® contains a growth hormone-releasing factor (GRF) • The impact and safety of EGRIFTA® on cardiovascular health has not been studied • EGRIFTA® is not indicated for weight-loss management • It is not known whether taking EGRIFTA® helps improve compliance with antiretroviral medications • It is not known if EGRIFTA® is safe and effective in children. EGRIFTA® is not recommended to be used in children Who should not use EGRIFTA®?

Do not use EGRIFTA® if you: • have pituitary gland tumor, pituitary gland surgery, or other problems related to your pituitary gland • have active cancer (either newly diagnosed or recurrent) or are receiving treatment for cancer • are allergic to tesamorelin or any of the ingredients in EGRIFTA®. See the end of this leaflet for a complete list of ingredients in EGRIFTA® • are pregnant or become pregnant. If you become pregnant, stop using EGRIFTA® and talk with your healthcare provider. See “What should I tell my healthcare provider before using EGRIFTA®?”

How should I use EGRIFTA®?

• Read the detailed “Instructions for Use” that comes with EGRIFTA® before you start using EGRIFTA®.

Your healthcare provider will show you how to inject EGRIFTA® • Use EGRIFTA® exactly as prescribed by your healthcare provider • Inject EGRIFTA® under the skin (subcutaneously) of your stomach area (abdomen) • Change (rotate) the injection site on your stomach area (abdomen) with each dose. Do not inject EGRIFTA® into scar tissue, bruises, or your navel • Do not share needles or syringes with other people. Sharing of needles can result in the transmission of infectious diseases, such as HIV What are the possible side effects of EGRIFTA®?

EGRIFTA® may cause serious side effects including: • Serious allergic reaction. Some people taking EGRIFTA® may have an allergic reaction. Stop using EGRIFTA® and get emergency help right away if you have any of the following symptoms: – a rash over your body – hives – swelling of your face or throat – shortness of breath or trouble breathing – fast heartbeat – feeling of faintness or fainting

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• Increase in glucose (blood sugar) intolerance and diabetes. Your healthcare provider will measure your blood sugar periodically • Injection-site reactions. Change (rotate) your injection site to help lower your risk for injection-site reactions. Call your healthcare provider for medical advice if you have the following symptoms around the area of the injection site: – redness – bleeding – rash – itching – swelling – pain – irritation The most common side effects of EGRIFTA® include: – joint pain – nausea – pain in legs and arms – vomiting – rash – swelling in your legs – itching – muscle soreness – tingling, numbness, and pricking Tell your healthcare provider if you have any side effect that bothers you or that does not go away. These are not all the possible side effects of EGRIFTA®. For more information, ask your healthcare provider or pharmacist.

Call your healthcare provider for medical advice about side effects. To report side effects, contact EMD Serono toll-free at 1-800-283-8088, ext. 5563. You may report side effects to the FDA at 1-800-FDA-1088.

Keep EGRIFTA® and all medicines out of the reach of children.

General information about the safe and effective use of EGRIFTA®: Medicines are sometimes prescribed for purposes other than those listed in a Patient Information leaflet. Do not use EGRIFTA® for a condition for which it was not prescribed.

Do not give EGRIFTA® to other people, even if they have the same symptoms you have. It may harm them. Do not share your EGRIFTA® syringe with another person, even if the needle is changed. Do not share your EGRIFTA® needles with another person.

This Patient Information leaflet summarizes the most important information about EGRIFTA®. If you would like more information, talk with your healthcare provider. You can ask your healthcare provider or pharmacist for information about EGRIFTA® that is written for healthcare professionals.

For more information about EGRIFTA®, go to www.EGRIFTA.com or contact the AXIS Center toll-free at 1-877-714-2947.

What are the ingredients in EGRIFTA®?

Active ingredient: tesamorelin Inactive ingredients: mannitol and Sterile Water for Injection

© 2012 EMD Serono, Inc. 120120-161843 2/12 All rights reserved.

EGRIFTA® is a registered trademark of Theratechnologies Inc. Distributed by EMD Serono, Inc., Rockland, MA 02370

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What should I tell my healthcare provider before using EGRIFTA®?

Before using EGRIFTA®, tell your healthcare provider if you: • have or have had cancer • have diabetes • are breastfeeding or plan to breastfeed. It is not known if EGRIFTA® passes into your breast milk. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends that HIV-infected mothers not breastfeed to avoid the risk of passing HIV infection to your baby. Talk with your healthcare provider about the best way to feed your baby if you are taking EGRIFTA® • have kidney or liver problems • have any other medical condition Tell your healthcare provider about all the medicines you take, including prescription and nonprescription medicines, vitamins, and herbal supplements. EGRIFTA® may affect the way other medicines work, and other medicines may affect how EGRIFTA® works. Know the medicines you take. Keep a list with you to show your healthcare provider and pharmacist when you get a new medicine.

• Swelling (fluid retention). EGRIFTA® can cause swelling in some parts of your body. Call your healthcare provider if you have an increase in joint pain, or pain or numbness in your hands or wrist (carpal tunnel syndrome)

DAILY GRIND POLITICS

LOOKING GOOD

BY KEN HUNT

POLITICS, RACE AND THE TRAGEDY OF TRAYVON MARTIN

JUST CALL ME DR. NO

BY MICHAEL SASSER t seems every journalist in the country is busy jumping on the bandwagon to contribute to the narrative of the tragic, horrifying tale of the death of Trayvon Martin. By now, you know the narrative. An angelic young African-American teenager minding his own business is gunned down in cold blood by a racist, hate-crime committing bigot. Sure, no one knows all the facts. Details are being leaked or discovered every day. But since we’re talking about the perception of writers, facts and truths don’t matter. Only the narrative matters. It’s all the public will remember in the end anyway. Besides modern media doesn’t have any interest in facts.

I do not want to discuss the actual atrocity. For the record, I have yet to hear anything to convince me that a confrontation was called for, much less one that involved a gun. Nothing about young Martin so far paints a portrait of a hard-core criminal. On the other hand, there is ample but circumstantial evidence that the gunman is somewhat less than stable. But I might be the only one in the country not using this tragedy to advance my own agenda, and what is happening is a sad commentary on the politics of race in Florida and the US.

On one hand, you have the law and order, generally conservative crowd who has been quick to jump on the rights of the shooter. Thankfully most, at least, recognize this as a tragedy and haven’t – to my knowledge – tried to insinuate that the victim deserved his premature horrible ending. And then there is the other side. I am pleased to point out that it was almost 72 hours before left-wing activists started blaming the Republican Party for Martin’s death. One blamed former Florida Governor Jeb Bush specifically. I am a little surprised that Debbie Wasserman Schultz hasn’t come out and blamed the tragedy on Mitt Romney, although it could still happen.

Of course, there are also the “professional ethnics,” those who garner personal wealth and power purporting to represent minority communities, but who really only representing their financial interests and partisan power – the Jesse Jacksons and Charles Rangels. Despite both having the ethical and moral credibility of a former night watchman at Treblinka, they have been all over the case, hamming it up for cameras and entrenching their own corrupt fiefdoms. Sadly, none of the politicians and professional ethnics in the country have any interest in an honest dialogue about the underlying issues of race relations. Not when there is a way to make a quick buck, get airtime on TV or earn some street creed for their profound sensitivity. Hogwash. To people of low moral character, no tragedy is too great to exploit for personal gain.

But it’s more than that. Thanks to the intrusion of politics, the odds are that the public will never really know what happened on the horrible night this young man died. Politics will overshadow facts, no matter the outcome. And yes, it will be exploited by the political class. Trayvon Martin’s death is a shame on Florida. But its aftermath is a shame on the entire country.

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ven the best fitness plans can fail due to simple mistakes. So let me present my big NOs. NOs that keep people from reaching their fitness goals. First, let’s start with eating right and some of the really big NOs when it comes to nutrition.

Without proper nutrition and attention to some basic lifestyle choices, you won’t be able to achieve your fitness goals.

Personal pan pizzas. (What a marketing ploy this is). Take a look at the calorie count on these. Most of them run between 1800 to 2500 calories. For most people, this is an entire day’s allotment of calories.

Toss this food choice in the opposite direction.

Three square meals. NO! Eat six small meals. Make each one nutritious, but don’t fill up. And don’t forget to eat breakfast. It’s true. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It fuels your body for what’s ahead and jump starts your metabolism.

Drinking colas. Liquor, obviously, is just empty calories. And sodas are not OK either. Say NO! Try sparkling water instead.

Staying up late. Sleep deprivation causes all kinds of problems. If you want to look and feel lousy, stay up late. If you want to decrease your level of performance at work (or in school), stay up late.

But if you want your mind and body to be working properly, get your sleep.

And now, while you are at the gym.

Lifting too much weight. Lifting more than you can handle can cause you to sacrifice your form. This makes you vulnerable to injuries and also reduces the effectiveness of the exercise. Don’t be insecure if your gym buddies can carry more than you can. Just stick to your program and make sure you possess the right form in lifting weights. In time, as you get closer to your goal, you will realize that you can carry heavier weight.

Don’t forget your cardio exercise.

While cardio is difficult and not as appealing as other exercises, it is critically important to the success of any workout program. Squeeze in cardio time in your exercise routine and don’t cheat. If you absolutely hate the treadmill or the stepper, try spinning or low impact aerobics, even dance. I personally hate the treadmill, so I have taken up ballet. It has been a great way for me to get my cardio in, plus it’s given me a totally different awareness of my body. If you don’t believe me then try a few hours of ballet every week. It is some cardio workout! If these suggestions still don’t work for you then try to play a more out of the ordinary sport like badminton, or get to a pool and try swimming to make your cardio enjoyable.

Ken Hunt is an AFI-certified trainer and fitness expert who owns New York and Miami’s Steel Gym. Steel Gym has been named the No. 1 gym in New York two years in a row by the American Fitness Institute. In Miami, Steel Gym is located at 5556 NE 4th Ct. 305.751.7591. www.

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ON THE GO: ISRAEL

“Pulse”

@ the New World Center photos by Henry Perez, Wire Magazine

THE SEXIEST GAY SUMMER DESTINATION:

THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY

BY DANE STEELE GREEN braham forged his covenant here. Jesus performed his miracles here. Mohammed ascended to the heavens here. And a group of Steele Travelers will leave their mark in Israel as well! Israel, from its desert south to forested north, has always been a crossroads of ideas and empires. Steele Luxury Travel invites you to revel in a land filled end to end with rich history, beautiful landscape, gorgeous men and unapologetically in-your-face (among other places) nightlife. Steele’s “Milk & Honey 2012” tour, from June 1 – 10, is a unique experience offering you the history and adventure to one of the globe’s most stimulating destinations.

Friday night the New World Center transformed itself into a South Beach style nightclub for its annual Pulse event. Featuring cutting edge music by the New World Symphony meshed with an evening-long set of DJ-spun electronic music, the party rocked. Cocktails, dancing, and special video projections & lighting effects transformed the usually pristine atmosphere into a vibrant innovative party.

You’ll begin in Jerusalem, whose wild-ride history is worn on its Old City streets.

Upon arriving in the country, Steele travelers will be whisked off to the dazzling Mamilla Hotel, Israel’s first and only modern design hotel, for rooftop cocktails and a genuine Shabbat dinner. But don’t get too comfy touring the Old City (sites include the Temple Mount, King David’s Tomb, Church of the Holy Sepulcher, and tons of other Biblical must-dos – bring comfy shoes), it is off to the desert.

Israel is a geological wonderland formed by Africa grinding against Asia, and Steele Travel will guide you through some of the most unusual landscapes on Earth. Of course, no visit to the Holy Land is complete without a stop at the fabled waters of the Dead Sea (and the deluxe Breishit Hotel at Mitzpeh Ramon – woo!). The lowest point on Earth above sea level, the Dead Sea is so salty you can’t sink, and its coast is dotted with spas tapping the healing qualities of this unique environment. Nearby is the oasis of Ein Gedi, the ancient stronghold of Masada, and vast caverns formed by the planet buckling against itself.

As ancient as the land is, it is also stunningly modern. On the Mediterranean coast rises Jerusalem’s polar opposite, the glittering new city of Tel-Aviv (founded in 1910), and Steele Travel will get you there just in time for the city’s notorious Gay Pride, a four-day flesh-fest kicking off on June 6 and hitting hyperdrive June 8. With the luxurious Dan Tel Aviv hotel serving as home base – although the gay beach may also serve that function – Steele gets you into the most infamous of events and parties the city has to offer. Of course, you do have the option of touring the ancient city of Jaffa (or “Yafo,” in Hebrew), which Tel Aviv grew around and enveloped.

Live Your Indulgence, with everything Israeli!

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DINING

BY RAFA CARVAJAL

FROM FRESH FRUIT TO CASADO spent this past week in Costa Rica visiting family, sightseeing, and going to the Festival Imperial music festival. One of the true highlights of my trip was enjoying my mom’s home cooking – it made me realize how much I miss traditional Costa Rican food.

My mom’s home cooking is very representative of some of Costa Rica’s traditional dishes. For breakfast we had plenty of mouth-watering, sweet tasting fruit. There is nothing like starting your breakfast with a bowl of fresh mango, papaya, and melon that were recently picked and delivered to the market. I strongly recommend that you try the fruit when you visit Costa Rica. You will certainly taste the difference because the local fruit did not have to be picked early and shipped by boat to the U.S. Another staple that I really enjoyed was the home-made tortillas. I ate tortillas with “queso Turrialba” – a delicious, freshly made cheese from the mountains of Turrialba, which is known for its cool climate, dairy farms, and that unique fresh, white cheese that is prepared in many ways in Costa Rica. Another great favorite for me was my mom’s “tortillas de queso” – she puts cheese into the masa when preparing the tortillas, so the cheese becomes part of the tortilla and gives it a very luscious taste. I like to eat mine with fresh “natilla,” which is somewhat similar to sour cream, but I think a little sweeter.

As you travel through Costa Rica you will find a plethora of local restaurants where you can taste all our “comida típica,” traditional Costa Rican food. These restaurants will vary from really nice, higher end restaurants that cater mostly to foreign tourists, to my favorite, the local, rustic restaurants operated mostly by Costa Rican families trying to make an honest living providing “comida típica” menus to locals and tourists alike. We stopped at such a restaurant to eat some “gallos” (sort of local tapas) on the drive down from Irazú volcano. I had a very tasty “gallo de chicharrón” and a warm “agua dulce con leche” for my drink at a place that has been feeding volcano visitors for 40 years and certainly looked its age.

The most memorable restaurant I visited was Tiquicia Mirador, Bar, Restaurante in Escazú, San José. Tiquicia specializes in “comida típica,” but the real reason to dine there is the stunning view of the city of San José, from the restaurant’s location perched up high in the mountains of Escazú. The view at night is marvelous!

The other cool thing about Tiquicia is that they have shows by a very talented group of traditional Costa Rican folklore dancers. I had a “casado” (Spanish for married man) for dinner. This is a traditional meal consisting of rice, black beans, plantains, salad, a tortilla, and an optional meat choice of chicken, beef, pork or fish. The name originated when restaurant customers asked to be treated as casados – married men whose wives served them such meals at home.

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E X C E P T I O N A L . B E C A U S E W E ’ R E M A D E T H I S W A Y. h a n d -h a rv ested, h a n dcr a f ted a n d e s t a t e b o t t l e d si n c e 1 8 7 0 .

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WIRE MAGAZINE'S: HOT MODELS CALENDAR APRIL 2012

MODEL: YADIER PHOTOS BY: ABEL CRUZ

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WIRE MAGAZINE'S: HOT MODELS CALENDAR JUNE 2012

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TOP TRAX

BY DJ FR8-O

DANCE ARTISTS DOMINATE WMC 2012

FLIX MORE SABOR THAN SUBSTANCE

WMC

Directed by: Tono Errando Javier Mariscal Fernando Trueba

his year’s Winter Music Conference was the biggest ever! Besides record-breaking attendances and the first ever televised Ultra Music Festival, recording artists from around the world packed the clubs to give us a sneak peak at their latest tracks. In all the madness, I was able to catch a few performances and chat with some of my faves.

SARIAH This New York City diva grew up mesmerized by legendary Whitney Houston. But don’t be fooled. Sariah is no preacher’s wife. She blew up on the dance music scene in 2010 with her smash “Deep ‘N’ Luv” and again last year with “All About Sex.” Her red-hot performance at Palace brought the house down and left the crowd screaming for more. But don’t panic boys; The Queen of Hearts is getting ready to drop another club banger on us sometime in April. “It is a positive, dance floor anthem. I want to see the real you shine from the inside and not worry about everything else. So let’s all kill the lights, ignite the dim inside and bring the dance floor to life!” “Deep ‘N’ Luv” and “All About Sex” are available now on iTunes. Follow Sariah at SariahMusicNow.com. Facebook.com/Sariah, Twitter. com/SariahMusicNow ADAM TYLER The ladies weren’t the only ones tearing up the stage last week.

Emerging pop star Adam Tyler popped into MOVA to teach the boys a lesson or two. His fierce moves and pouty lips were just as tasty on the eyes as his sexy growl was to our ears. The Missouri native-turned-L.A.-resident gave us a heavy dose of his addictive new track “Like A Drug” off his new album Shattered Ice, and we were definitely hooked. “[On the album] there are songs about love, and sex, and life, and hate and a lot of different subjects,” shares Adam. “I hope what listeners will take from the album is a better understanding of me or pieces of me, and hopefully they’ll like at least one piece of me (laughing).” Shattered Ice is available now on iTunes. Follow Adam Tyler on facebook.com/adamtylerfans, twitter.com/adamtylerx, youtube. com/adamtylermusic 20 | wire magazine | issue #13, 2012 | www.wireweekly.com | facebook | twitter

Cast: Limara Meneses Eman Xor Oña Mario Guerra Jon Adams

STACEY JACKSON From ‘80s hair band to Motown Singer to Club Diva, Stacey Jackson has done it all. She recently dominated the U.K. Dance charts just one notch behind Katy Perry with her Snoop Dogg collaboration “Live It Up” (peaking at #2). Just two days before presenting at the International Dance Music Awards, she brought her dance floor anthems to MOVA where she performed her latest hit; a club remake of the Whitesnake classic “Is This Love.” When asked why she chose that song, Stacey smiled and said, “I met my husband during the time that song was a hit… so using Eric Prydz’s cover of “Call On Me” as a reference we came up with my version of the song.” “Is This Love” is available on iTunes. Follow Stacey Jackson at staceyjackson.com, facebook.com/staerox, twitter.com/staerox

BY KEVIN WYNN

he Coral Gables Art Cinema’s presentation of Chico & Rita has become more than the healthy run of a compelling movie. It’s a cultural event, a Rocky Horror for audiences dominated by elderly Cuban-Americans who sing along with the movie’s beloved songs and talk back to the movie’s animated characters. A nostalgic nimbus the color of a tropical sunset, warmed by thousands of heartfelt memories, has settled over Aragon Avenue.

This is no surprise. Chico & Rita is a seductive package, a story of Cuba before Castro, New York before Warhol and jazz before Kenny G, rendered in a palette as vivid as a macaw’s feathers, accompanied by a score as sweet as it is hot. Although it’s a Spanish-Manx co-production, Chico & Rita is made for Miami: It’s a long exuberant wallow in the sabor of the Good Old Days.

beth Taylor movies and that its ending is ridiculous. This might be a feature, not a bug; it incorporates its audience’s longing for Days Gone By – for the movies they saw and the music they danced to – into the film’s very structure.

A viewer more interested in seeing a film than aching for sweet yesterdays might note that Chico & Rita’s story is more riddled with clichés than a threeday TCM retrospective of 1950s Eliza-

Chico & Rita is onscreen through April 5 at the Coral Gables Art Cinema. For show times and other information call 786.385.9689 or visit: www.gablescinema.com

Also worth noting: Academy Award nomination or no Academy Award nomination, Chico & Rita’s animation isn’t very good. Spanish illustrator Javier Mariscal co-directed with Fernando Trueba and Tono Errando; his style is great for widescreen vistas of Havana, New York and Las Vegas; for characters, not so much. Chico & Rita’s people are spongy, squishy creations.

In this neck of the woods Chico & Rita is beyond criticism; its audience isn’t showing up to see the film, but to commune with it. How audiences elsewhere on the North American continent will take to it makes for interesting speculaAdmirably, Chico & Rita doesn’t en- tion; I for one would love to see Chico & tirely ignore the Good Old Days’ bad Rita’s grosses in Minneapolis. features. Mid-twentieth-century racism and American exploitation of Cuba But here in Miami nobody wants to hear don’t go unnoticed. They don’t get deep analysis of Chico & Rita. What’s the treatment – that would interfere with the point of analyzing a languorous moonlit creamy nostalgia – but they are there. kiss?

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BY JAMES CUBBY

MARCH 29 - APRIL 11 CONCERTS

Snow Patrol, an Irish alternative rock band, comes to the Fillmore Miami Beach on March 30.

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Miami City Ballet presents Coppélia at the Arsht Center March 30 - April 1.

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The Miami Dance Festival opens with a free environmental dance performance Theater Up Close presents the play at Miami Beach Botanical Garden on Moscow by Michael McKeever at the April 1 at 5 p.m. For more info, visit www.momentumdance.com.

Arsht Center March 29 - April 15.

Performers Leslie Jordan and Varla EVENTS Jean Merman team up for a night of 7th Annual Women’s International Film hilarious stories and song at the Parker & Arts Festival, one of the world’s premier women’s film festivals, runs thru Playhouse on April 7.

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GableStage presents A Steady Rain, a hard-hitting play, running thru April 1 at GableStage at the Biltmore.

A Nordic Odyssey features violinist Henning Kraggerud with conductor Osmo Vänskä on March 31 and April Cavalia presents Odysseo, a produc1 at New World Center. tion of equestrian skills mixed with Miami Symphony Orchestra plays Cirque du Soleil type performances in Mahler’s Symphony No. 1 and Bicentennial Park. Extended thru April Schoenberg’s Verklärte Nacht op. 4 at 15. the Gusman Center on March 31 and at the New World Center on April 1, Rogers & Hammerstein’s South Pacific comes to the Broward Center from both 8 p.m. performances.

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The Roots, the legendary, four-time Grammy Award-winning hip-hop COMEDY group, make their Arsht Center debut Jerry Seinfeld, America’s premier comedian, brings his stand-up act to the on March 31 at 8 p.m.

Au-Rene Theater at the Broward Center Paco de Lucia, one of the greatest liv- on March 31. ing flamenco guitarists in the world, performs at the Fillmore Miami Beach on April 5 at 8 p.m.

Gay icon, Liza Minnelli, performs at Hard Rock Live on April 10 at 8 p.m.

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FEATURE: THE QUEER QUEENS OF QOMEDY COME TO THE IMPROV

THE QUEER QUEENS OF QOMEDY COME TO THE IMPROV

By James Cubby

Who are the comedians that will be joining you onstage?

There is Vickie Shaw, very popular on the Olivia Cruises, who has an hour special on LOGO called You Can Take The Girl Out Of Texas. There’s also Barb Neligan from Nashville, who also happens to play the banjo – she says being from Nashville it is the law.

How do you select the comedians that work with you in the show?

It changes, but it is purely inspiration depending on location and availability.

What’s the most unusual response you have received on your tour?

I once had a columnist in Fort Worth, Texas say he would do an article, but that he would do it from a Christian point of view. It was a nice article, but in the end he said we were all going to hell. Hey, any press is good press.

Why only showcase gay women and not throw in a gay male comedian?

I have had men in the show and will do that more.

How do you describe your comic style?

I would say I am very fast-paced – energetic – very Poppy. I have been called a comedic ball of lesbian thunder.

Who do you think are the funniest comedians working today?

That is a tough one – there are so many of us now – and I really don’t keep up. It is just enough for me to do what I do, produce and write. But I try to watch one or two once in a while on TV to see where the trend of comedy is going. I couldn’t tell you who the funniest are. It is all so subjective to the individuals taste and upbringing.

What’s the funniest thing that you’ve ever said onstage?

Well, again subjective but, I thought when a guy, drunk of course, heckled me one time in Kalamazoo he says, “hey baby, come here I’ll f@#k ya for nothing.” I responded, “Hey buddy, “I’ll sit on your face to cover it

eed a laugh? Sure, everyone does, especially during tax season. The Queer Queens of Qomedy, a trio of female comedians led by Poppy Champlin, a lesbian comedian who hails from Chicago, will be making a stop at an Improv near you.

These three comedians focus on the gay agenda and gay humor, however, no part of the human condition is off limits. The Queer Queens of Qomedy, hosted by the talented comedian and songstress, Poppy Champlin, is a fast paced edgy show with these three comedians bringing their unique styles of comedy to the stage for 30-minute sets. The Queer Queens of Qomedy has been touring the country and Poppy says she selects the best lesbian comics from across the country to join her at each stop. In its sixth year touring the country, QQQ continues to entertain audiences in venues from coffee shops to comedy clubs. Poppy feels that laughter is universal and that makes a broader market for these funny ladies.

“This a gonna be a “shut the front door” funny comedy show!” says Poppy. Wire Magazine caught up with Poppy to chat about the tour, comics, and her sense of humor.

up.” That was pure comedy gold and I still use it to this day to shut down hecklers.

POPPY

How important is a good audience to a comedian?

Oh man – that is key – if the audience is there and ready for a good time – then let’s go and it is on, but if they are sitting there unhappy and talking and bitchy – forget about it – it is going to be a long night and a lot of work.

Are your audiences mostly gay women or are they mixed?

They are mixed and I hope to get the mix a little better – straight people are finding me now and they are coming.

I just wish the gay men would get all in with me. I play Atlantis cruises and they love me.

What’s the biggest misconception about lesbian comedians?

I think the misconception is about lesbians – it is an old stereotype that we all wear flannel and will kick your ass and are totally politically correct. Well, that is so old it stinks.

Should audiences be ready to be picked on and ridiculed for the entertainment of the rest of the audience?

The thing is that sometimes I may speak to someone in the audience and if that person wants to engage then we will and I will find something funny. I have gone too far sometimes and gotten in trouble. Like I picked on this one gal and she came back with something like I’ve got cancer and only three months to live. Well, where do you go from there? “I have melanoma on my arm.”

Is there anything else that you’d like to share with Wire Magazine readers?

This show is going to be so much fun. We have a meetand-greet before the show so you can meet and talk with the comedians – and it is a powerhouse show. All three of us can headline a room, so you are getting three headliners for the price of one. If you can’t get to Dinah Shore or an Olivia cruise – let us bring you that caliber of entertainment.

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CHAMPLIN

BARB

NELIGAN

VICKIE

SHAW The Queer Queens of Qomedy comes to South Florida April 8-10 (April 8 at Fort Lauderdale Improv, April 9 at Miami Improv and April 10 at West Palm Beach Improv). To follow The Queer Queens of Qomedy, visit www.queerqueensofqomedy.com.

THIS WEEK THURSDAY, MARCH 29 ANGLERS: Tonight don’t miss LOCO 4 Locals Thursdays at the Anglers. Enjoy 2-4-1 Well Drinks and $15 Beer Bucket specials. Sit back with a live DJ and enjoy 20% off the menu tonight from 5 – 8 p.m. 660 Washington Ave. EROS LOUNGE: Presenting Latin Fuego Thursday nights! Get ready for an outrageous night hosted by Teresita La Caliente with shows starting at 11 p.m. Free parking and $6 Cuba Libres all night long. 8201 Biscayne Blvd.

Michael Gongora’s Birthday at SMASH Sundays @ Chalk

photos by Henry Perez, Wire Magazine Sunday night was a great night out with Edison Farrow for SMASH Sundays. Last Sunday had a packed agenda with the celebration of Commissioner Michael Gongora’s birthday and the 7th annual JustCircuit Awards Gala. Nominees for Best Up-and-Coming DJ hit the beats all night with live performances throughout the party!

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 to 9 p.m., followed by VANITYgirl hosted by DJ Zehno. VANITYgirl Thursdays gives you gorgeous girls, great music by DJ Zehno, $4 Miller Lites, $6 Finlandia cocktails, and a free Miller Lite when you buy the shot of the week. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Palace hosts Stiletto Nights with fierce drag shows by host Missy Meiyakie and special diva cast members. Show starts at 6 p.m. Enjoy weekly drink specials all night.

1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by. Later in the evening Score hosts Pop Fever Thursday night party with fab beats by DJ Daisy D & VJ Jon paired with an incredible crowd of delicious Partygoers and $6 Long Islands all night. 727 Lincoln Road.

TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Pride, stiff drinks, and beautiful dancers. And if you’re looking for some hot papis, DJ Adora will be hosting Sabroso in Bar 5! “Never a cover...

Always a groove.” 1057 Washington Ave. FRIDAY, MARCH 30 EROS LOUNGE: Friday nights at Eros brings you Born to be a Drag! Hosted by Tiffany Fantasia with heart pumping performances.

There’s no cover to get in and amazing $5 Stoli cocktail specials all night.

JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Get in tonight for Towel Night Fridays! Snag your taste of locker room fun tonight with 30 dancers in nothing but towels. Steamy live shows all night, and private VIP rooms available. 46 NE 14 Street.

MOVA: Edison Farrow presents HYPE Fridays tonight at MOVA with DJ Bryan Zero. Enjoy $7 Finlandia and $8 Stoli vodka cocktails all night long. Snag a bottle of Finlandia for $100 to party in style.

PALACE: Tonight is Drag Madness with fierce shows by the hot-n-heavy Latrice Royale and her gaggle of guest entertainers! Get ready for the biggest show on South Beach at 6 p.m.

SCORE: The Penny Back Boyz host the weekly Friday night party Filthy Gorgeous Fridays with DJ Mac spinning a true open format of music and videos, while Score’s hottest Go-Go boys work the speaker boxes.

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TWIST: Free Happy Hour BBQ at 6 p.m. Then come celebrate Austin’s birthday from Logo’s

A-List New York with co-star Derek and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Scott Mann. “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

SATURDAY, MARCH 31 DISCOTEKKA: Downtown’s only gay dance party delivers one hell of a shindig every Saturday night. Tonight it’s Beyonce Mania with hot beats and sickening performances

by Gina DiAngelo & TP Lords as Beyonce!

Don’t miss the underwear contest at 1 a.m.

No cover before 2 a.m. $150 VIP special. Sky and Absolut Vodka. 950 NE 2nd Ave. EROS LOUNGE: Head over to Eros Lounge for a great happy hour from 3 – 9 p.m. today and then get in on tonight’s Dancing With the Goddess party featuring music by DJ Valencia at 10 p.m.

LORDS SOUTH BEACH: Tonight Tony Ferro invites you to the Garden of Good and Evil at Lords South Beach featuring music by Emilio from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. with free vodka cocktails from 9-10 p.m. No cover all night. 1120 Collins Ave. MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 to 9 p.m., followed by FLASH Saturdays with the hottest music videos and visual entertainment

by VJ Chris Racine till 3 a.m. with $9 Grey Goose cocktails all night.

PALACE: Enjoy a special day of drag shows, great food, and stiff cocktails, as The Palace Bar hosts Drag Gone Wild with Tiffany Fantasia and her gaggle of performers! Heels hit the pavement at 6 p.m. sharp!

SCORE: Don’t miss Score’s Bigger Saturdays party tonight, Aries Do it Better! All Aries in the house get a free drink and no cover before 12:30 a.m. Get down with the hottest men and best beats in town by DJs Alex Infiniti and J. Felix at Saturday’s largest gay dance party on the Beach. $6 Chambord Vodka Drinks all night. Hosted by Alex Prieto.

SOUTH BEACH: BEACH: Celebrities, Celebrities, athletes, athletes, corpocorpoprofessional trirate teams, teams, paratriathletes paratriathletesand and professional athletes willwill meet on the shoresshores of South triathletes meet on sunny the sunny of BeachBeach for thefor fifththe annual Nautica South Beach South fifth annual Nautica South Triathlon.

Enjoy an activity-filled day onday the Beach Triathlon.

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The benefits St. Jude Children’s ResearchResearch Hospital Triathlon benefits St. Jude Children’s with a portion the proceeds goes directly to Hospital with aofportion of the proceeds goes pediatrictocancer research. directly pediatric cancer research.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 to 9 p.m. on everything.

Come tonight for MUSCLE BOY Saturdays and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

SUNDAY, APRIL 1 ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimosas and Bloody Marys, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer. 660 Washington Ave.

CHALK LOUNGE: Get out of the house with Edison Farrow at SMASH Sundays. Hop on a Ping-Pong table, shoot some billiards, or chill out as DJ Smeejay works the turntables.

The party kicks off at 8 p.m. with free Rokk Vodka drinks until 9 p.m with no cover and Rokk Vodka drink specials all night. 1234 Washington Ave.

TUESDAY, APRIL 3

MOVA: MOVA hosts the most scandalous party in South Beach, Out-n-Ugly Sundays with DJ Latrice. Beginning at 9 p.m. with drag shows 11 p.m. – 12:30 a.m. Enjoy $4 Miller Lites, $5 Herradura Shots, and $6 Finlandia.

No cover.

MOVA: It’s a SINsational Tuesday with MOVA’s weekly Service Industry Night. $50 bottles of Finlandia Vodka, $100 bottles of Grey Goose, and $7 premium well drinks, while DJ AJ Reddy works the turntables.

PALACE: South Beach’s most legendary drag brunch will take place from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. with two seatings: one at 11:30 a.m. and another at 2 p.m. Enjoy over-the-top performances by Noel Leon paired with a delectable menu. Afterwards, check out the sexiest Sunday T-Dance in SoBe with local DJs working the turntables. When the T-Dance ends, the BAR CRAWL begins, take the party to MOVA to finish off the Sunday fun.

SCORE: Stop by and test your vocals with Karaoke tonight! Doors open at 9 p.m. Still happening upstairs, HIP SUNDAYS with Club Boi in association with Score offering a fabulous night of the best beats by DJs Gavin T & Diaz from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m.

TWIST: TWIST: STOLI STOLI presents presents Miami Miami Beach Beach Pride Pride Official Official Fundraiser Fundraiser at at TWIST TWIST starting starting at at 10 10 p.m. p.m. with with your your hostess hostess Adora, Adora, bartender bartender Aquiles Aquiles and and The The Divas Divas of of South South Beach Beach perperforming forming all all night night long long in in the the Latin Latin Room/Bar Room/Bar 5 5 to to help help raise raise funds funds for for PRIDE PRIDE 2012...

2012... “Never “Never aa cover...Always cover...Always aa groove.” groove.”

MONDAY, APRIL 2 KILL YOUR IDOL: Dustin Reffca presents GLITTER BOX MONDAYS - South Beach’s hottest Monday night party with manic beats.

Don’t miss out on $1 PBR Beer, $2 Jello Shots, & $3 Jack Shots all night long! 222 Española Way. MOVA: Get ready to be a star at MOVA’s weekly SHOUT karaoke party with VJ AJ Reddy. Test your vocals and enjoy half priced drinks all night long and $5 glasses of wine.

PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 Absolut flavored cocktails all day, while enjoying RuPaul’s Drag Race viewing party, and don’t forget to enjoy a snack or two while enjoying the show.

SCORE: Swing by for one of the best happy hours in Miami Beach where all drinks are 1/2 price, followed by Video Freak where you can request your favorite music videos and enjoy $5 vodka cocktails, $7 martinis and $3 beers. No cover.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m.

Then it’s Arrasando hosted by Marco Perez & Nicholas Torres with beats by house diva Justice Divine. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and Top 20 and DJ Bryan Zero’s fab beats on the main dance floor.

JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Downtown’s only gay strip club features the hottest, most diverse men in Miami. Tonight it’s all about the hot hip-hop beats at B2M Service Station as DJs TPromix and Surreal turnout some of your fav beats. Hosted by Sushiman & CocoDorm.

PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 Absolut flavored cocktails till 4 p.m. Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Palace is sure to have it!

SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho tonight, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring Divas del Amor and Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero. Watch amazing shows

by Miami’s best female impersonators. Check out the dancers on the 2nd level hosted by Teresita La Caliente. Don’t miss this party - it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party!

TWIST: 2-4-1 Happy Hour from 1 to 9 p.m. on everything. Tonight TWIST presents Keeping It Real Fun With Daisy D. Get ready for ridiculous beats and $5 Jumbo Blue Long Island Iced Teas all night long. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Drag Star Wednesdays takes the stage tonight with Drag Star Competition for $200 cash. La Nueva Noche Latina. With shows by Teresita la Caliente & DJ Lanner Alvarez spinning, you can bet this is going to be one entertaining evening! Enjoy $5 drink specials all night. 18+ welcome.

George Neary’s Birthday @ Palace

photos by Henry Perez, Wire Magazine Palace hosts Stiletto Nights on Thursday nights with fierce drag performances by host Missy Meiyakie and her special diva cast members. This past Thursday night deserved a special treat as George Neary, Director of Cultural Tourism for the Greater Miami Convention Bureau, celebrated his birthday.

Outrageous drag queens, partygoers and local celebrities kept the party hopping all night.

MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz. DJ Daisy D will be working the turntables, while you enjoy $5 Finlandia cocktails or grab five Miller Lites for only $15 all night long.

PALACE: Tonight Palace presents Elite Nights.

Sit back and enjoy live music and hilarious comedy presented by the one and only Noel Leon. Sip on complimentary drinks from 8 to 9 p.m. and get through hump day with a night to remember, show starts at 8 p.m.

SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant evening on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half-price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m.

TWIST: Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. 2-4-1 Happy Hour from 1 to 9 p.m. on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

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