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POST MODERN POLITICS AGONY AND IRONY

BY MICHAEL W. SASSER

Even with Florida unemployment coming down slightly of late, the Sunshine State remains in the economic doldrums. Like most people in most states, it seems like Floridians are holding on as long as possible in the hopes that the national and global economies turn around and haul everyone back headed in the right direction. Otherwise, is there an end in sight? It’s a tough position to be in. However, surveying everything else going on around the country, it’s occurred to me of late that there might be a white-hatted cowboy on the way in to save the day. Or at least make a temporary improvement upon which hopefully economic recovery can become a reality. It’s politics. Yes, that’s right. Politics. I am not sure if it qualifies as irony or just as something utterly nauseating. But in 2012 it might be politics that drives Florida’s course correction. And no, it has nothing to do with public policy or partisanship or any candidate or candidates. The sport of politics might be the important arbiter of change. I am, of course, talking about political campaigns and the upward of $2 trillion-plus that will be spent in the presidential campaign alone. Well ahead of the eventual brawl in the finals there is the Republican primary, which looks like it might bring a cash inflow at a time Florida needs it. The GOP is on its way to Florida for the shiny new primary and with Florida Republicans still undecided, you can bet that there is going to be cash for candidates coming across the border with its own driver. Whoever remains in contention and financed will be compelled to make a stand in Florida. Candidates’ campaigns and powerful third party organizations and special interests are likely to pour unprecedented funds into Florida. And then later in the year, the finals contest will arrive and bring with it the wealthiest campaign machine the world has ever seen – a trillionplus from the president in order to keep his job. You can bet that with Florida being arguably one of the hottest contested battleground states, the White House folks will want to put a few dollars into every potential voter’s pocket. It’s possibly ironic that political campaigns might impact positively on Florida’s economy since politicians are the ones responsible for the economic downturn in the first place. The sub-prime mortgage disaster, the driver of the economic collapse, was a result of policy that saw nothing wrong with mandating that banks give mortgages to people who had no ability to pay them. That was a political decision made to … what else … pander for votes. Of course, politics then confounded the problem and drove disaster home. Politics was why Washington responded to an economic crisis by funding public sector employee unions and wacky but politically connected piein-the-sky ventures. Politics is why healthcare costs are up, why the dollar is devalued and why access to capital is down. Politics is why businesses are holding onto cash. Politics is why rampant inflation is dooming the American family. And politics is most certainly the politicians being there with a straight face to tell us that there is zero inflation. So, yeah, I guess that political campaigns being one of the few bright spots economically in the months ahead qualifies as ironic. Utterly nauseating? Yes, that too. --Author and journalist Michael W. Sasser’s commentary on all things political appears exclusively in Wire Magazine. Your e-mail is welcome at Michael@Wireweekly.com. 6 | wire magazine | issue #1, 2012 | www.wireweekly.com | facebook | twitter

WIRED ON: MENTAL HEALTH MAKE 2012 YOUR BEST YEAR EVER I help gay men, lesbians, and bisexuals find happiness and true fulfillment in their lives and their relationships. Gays and bisexuals often have a hard time balancing their lives or getting certain needs met because of societal, cultural, or religious expectations that plague them throughout their lifetime.

4.Economic: We need to feel financially secure and know that we have a roof over our head, are able to pay the bills, and do not have to worry about where our next meal will come from.

5.Social: Humans have a natural need to feel connected to other people. When that need is disrupted and we end up Have you ever had the best intentions feeling disconnected, other feelings may of getting something done, only to find be triggered leaving us anxious and deyourself failing? Have you felt self-critical pressed. or guilty because you couldn’t meet your goals? 6.Intimacy: The need for a special closeness with another human being, be Look inward and ask yourself why it is it physical and/or emotional. that you have chosen to take on the goals you set for yourself. It’s important to set 7.Spiritual: For some this need is met reasonable, clear objectives. At New through a sense of connection to the uniYear, many people use the season to re- verse or a ‘higher power;’ for some it view what they like and don’t like about comes in the form of organized religion; themselves and their lives, and identify and still others have different ways to ways to make positive changes. meet their need for a spiritual life. The possibilities are endless. What makes us feel good about ourselves is not only the achievement of our 8.Self: The most important relationship goals, but the quality of our experience we will ever have is our relationship with while working toward them. We largely ourselves. Nurturing and cultivating this have a choice as to whether that experirelationship is what I am talking about ence is positive or negative. here. Exploring ways to motivate yourself, such as changing your routine, starting new friendships, working out with a partner, or even changing jobs, provide you with mental stimulation to get going. Since reaching one goal often leads to the setting of the next, it’s important to have fun and feel good about yourself along the way. Happiness and fulfillment come from a balanced life in which certain needs are met consistently and in healthy ways. There are ten primary areas of human need that determine a healthy, balanced life: 1.Work/professional: Having an occupation that both supports us financially, stimulates us, and fosters our growth as contributors to society is important to most people.

9.Learning: Most of us have a need to learn about the world around us and to grow as human beings. Travel, taking a class, furthering one’s career, or simply being curious, are ways we stretch and grow. 10.Play: Humans need to have fun! Vacations are not a luxury. Our culture places too little emphasis on the need for relaxation and enjoyment. We need time off in order to rest and recharge, otherwise we cannot be successful and productive. Even animals play. In 2012, I invite you to explore what makes your life balanced.

Dr. Gregg A. Pizzi, Licensed Psychologist, specializes in the Emotional Health & Wellness of the GLBT community. An Imago Relationship Therapist and HIV Psychologist Trainer, he can be reached at 1.888.DRPIZZI or www. 2.Physical: Overall physical health, drpizzi.com

good diet and exercise, following medical recommendations if necessary, as The content of this article is for well as feeling fit & attractive. informational purposes only. 3.Home: Our environmental surroundings in the place we call home are important to our physical and emotional well-being. Safety and comfort are paramount.

Reliance upon the information contained herein does not create a professional relationship, nor is the information intended to provide psychological evaluation or treatment.

NEW YEAR’S EVE @ PALACE PHOTOS BY HENRY PEREZ

New Year’s Eve couldn’t have gotten any more fabulous! Ocean drive partygoers swarmed around Palace to take sight of the many divas on the dance floor and bring in 2012 with a bang.

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WIRED ON THE ARTS: JANUARY 5 - 18

BY JAMES CUBBY

JANUARY - 5 - 18 Miami venues continue to offer an impressive schedule of entertainment. Concerts from classical to rock continue at venues like the New

World Center, Aventura Arts & Cultural Center, Fillmore Miami Beach, and the Arsht Center. Theatre fans are never lacking a good show with the amazing lineup offered by venues like the Arsht Center, GableStage, Actors’ Playhouse, and the Broward Center. Entertainment highlights of the upcoming weeks include New World Symphony at the New World Center, The Song is You at the Aventura Arts & Cultural Center, Evanescence at Hard Rock Live, Next to Normal at Actors’ Playhouse, Jersey Boys at Broward Center, Miami City Ballet at the Arsht Center, Whoopi Goldberg at Hard Rock Live, the 3rd Annual Taste of Miami and Art Deco Weekend.

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For their first concert of the year, the New World Symphony presents Ever After, an evening of music dedicated to love, at the New World Center on January 7 & 8. The concert includes selections by Prokofiev and Tchaikovsky conducted by James Conlon including Berlioz’ Romeo and Juliet. Italian pianist, Francesco Libetta, brings his staggering technique to the stage for the Miami International Piano Festival on January 8 at Aventura Arts & Cultural Center.

Soul Doctor, an exhilarating and hilarious new Broadway-bound musical, plays at the Colony Theatre thru January 8 and then at the Parker Playhouse from January 11-29. Soul Doctor tells the true story of the beloved and controversial father of popular Jewish music, Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach. Mad Cat Theatre Company presents Macbeth and the Monster, a new play for the entire family, running at The Light Box at Goldman Warehouse thru January 8.

The contemporary ballet of Carmen through the vision of choreographer Tomas Mazuch will be performed at the Aventura Arts & Cultural Center on January 5 & 6. Miami City Ballet presents Program II, with a World Premiere ballet by Liam Scarlett of The Royal Ballet of London, on January 6 & 8 at the Arsht Center.

The Aventura Comedy Series continues with the versatile, polished and funny Cory Kahaney, “The Princess of Comedy” on January 7 at the Aventura Arts & Cultural Center. The Capital Steps, who have been entertaining audiences for 30 years with their political satire, bring their new show Desperate Housemembers to the Amaturo Theater at the Broward Center from January 12 – 15.

Tito Puente Jr. and his World Famous Salsa Orchestra will entertain audiences with “Got Mambo?” on January 13 & 14 at the Aventura Arts & Cultural Center.

GableStage at the Biltmore presents the Broadway hit, The Motherf**ker with the Hat, from January 7 – February 5. This is a fast and furious study of lives Haunted: Sounds of the Times, in collision…a bruising and very another offering from the New World funny dance of love, betrayal and Symphony, features the young Spanish indecision. conducting sensation Pablo HerasCasado in an evening that features The Miami Beach Stage Door some of new music’s most vibrant vi- Theatre presents I Love a Piasionaries and master colorists on Janu- no, a nostalgic journey that spans ary 14. seven decades of American history as seen through the eyes of legendThe Song is You is a tribute to the ary songwriter Irving Berlin, at music of Jerome Kern, one of the the Byron Carlyle Theatre from most important American theatre January 13 – February 12. and film composers of the early 20th Century, playing at the Aventura Next to Normal, the controverArts & Cultural Center from Janu- sial Broadway hit, comes to the ary 18-22. Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre from January 18 – The Grammy Award-winning rock February 12. band Evanescence performs at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood Jersey Boys, the smash-hit on January 17 along with opening act Broadway musical about Rock Rival Sons. The band is currently on and Roll Hall of Famers The Four tour promoting their new self-titled CD, Seasons, plays at the Broward Evanescence. Center from January 11-29. Gregg Allman, lead singer of the Allman Brothers Band, performs at Hard Rock Live on January 18. Gregg’s hit CD, Low Country Blues, has received a Grammy nomination for Best Blues Album of 2011.

Fans of flamenco will not want to miss the Suma Flamenco Miami Gala at the Arsht Center on January 7. Suma Flamenco has been described as “the meeting point where dancers and musicians come together in an explosion of rhythm and dance.” Ballet Flamenco La Rosa offers a special evening using flamenco to interpret the classical theatrical work, Directo Al Corazon, on January 12 at the Arsht Center.

The hilarious Whoopi Goldberg brings her humor to the stage of Hard Rock Live on January 13. Whoopi swears she’s not a comedian but keeps the audience in stitches. WHOOPI GOLDBERG

EVENTS Art Deco Weekend, a celebration of all things Art Deco, celebrates its 35th year. Sponsored by the Miami Design Preservation League, Art Deco Weekend (January 13-15) includes tours, an Art Deco furniture expo, a parade, a classic car show, musical performances, fashion shows, a film & lecture series, and blocks of food. Located on Miami Beach’s Ocean Drive. For more info, visit www.mdpl.org. The Miami-Dade Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce Foundation presents the 3rd Annual Taste of Miami on January 14 at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Indulge in the art of dining with tastes from some of Miami’s finest restaurants. The event supports the MDGLCC Foundation Scholarship Fund and the LGBT Visitor Center. 7-10 p.m. For more info, visit www.gogaymiami.com. Visit www.wiredonthearts.com to view the contact information for all our Wired on the Arts venues.

Submissions for Wired on the Arts should be sent to: cubby@wireweekly.com

YEARBOOK AWARDS: BEST OF COLLEGE NIGHTS 2011 AT MOVA The College Night party of the year! Wednesday nights at Mova celebrates the Best Of 2011 Yearbook Awards. Hosted by Sookie Stacks and Tony Ferro, with beats by DJ Daisy D.

FRIENDS AND FAMILY @ CHALK LOUNGE PHOTOS BY HENRY PEREZ

The first of its kind hits South Beach. Chalk Lounge features an ultra chic adult playground. Comprised of multiple Ping-Pong tables, billiard tables and board games of all kinds, this place is sure to bring out the competitive child in all of us.

NEW YEAR’S EVE @ TWIST PHOTOS BY HENRY PEREZ

No night out would be complete without TWIST, and New Year’s Eve isn’t any different. Guests of all kinds lined Washington Ave. to get some late night fun at TWIST, “Never A Cover… Always A Groove.”

WIRE DINING

BY RAFA CARVAJAL

THE LEGENDARY RUSTY PELICAN RE-OPENS ITS DOORS

The Rusty Pelican, one of Miami’s most legendary dining and special events destinations, has reopened its doors after a five-month, $7 million head-to-toe renovation, and just in time to celebrate 40 years of memorable dining experiences for Miami residents and tourists alike. With its breathtaking views, this waterfront-dining hotspot nestled on Key Biscayne has re-emerged contemporary, yet comfortable. Executive Chef Michael Gilligan created a mouth-watering new menu centered on innovative Modern American cuisine. His delectable creations celebrate the best South Florida has to offer by highlighting the freshest seafood, locally sourced vegetables and grilled meats. His mouth-watering dishes include diverse small plates, composed entrees and hearty classics from the grill, all with offerings from the sea, land and garden. Scrumptious small plate offerings from the sea include Chilled Coconut Shrimp with “Cotton Candy,” Lobster Crudo with piquillo peppers and Key lime dressing, Sea Scallop Tiradito with fresh fruit juices and scotch bonnet peppers. From the land, the Eel & Foie Gras with Tostones and Soy-Truffle Glaze, Steak Tartare DIY with traditional accompaniments and a quail egg, Pork Belly Skewer with caramelized apples and blood orange balsamic reduction, and Foie Gras & Goat Cheese Empanadas with sherry vinegar paint are sure to please your palate. Some delectable entrees from the array of meat, seafood, and pasta options include the Crispy Whole Fried Snapper with udon noodles and soy-honey sauce, Baked Salmon Roulade with sweet water prawns and braised leek fondue, and Pan Seared Sea Scallops with saffron risotto cakes and sweet eggplant. Your taste buds will also be delighted by the Duck Fat Fried Colorado Lamb Loin wrapped in phyllo pastry and served with sweet potato puree and mint jus, Grilled Filet Mignon with Smashed Plantains, Pork Belly & Pee-Wee Potato Hash, and cabernet reduction, and Poached Duck Breast with Swiss chard, parsnips, cracklin’ and chanterelles. With an overall menu similar to dinner, unique lunch offerings also include several lip smaking sandwiches such as The Biscayne Burger – a delicious take on the classic served on a brioche bun. 3201 Rickenbacker Causeway in Key Biscayne. Lunch and dinner served daily with brunch starting at a later date.

Visit www.wireweekly.com/dining for more information about this and other great Wired Dining destinations.

LORDS SOUTH BEACH ANNIVERSARY PARTY PHOTOS BY HENRY PEREZ

Itâ€™s been an entire year since the oh-so fabulous Lords South Beach opened its shimmering doors in Miami Beach. The anniversary party proved to be just as glamorous as the property itsself.

THIS WEEK THURSDAY, January 5 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: It’s Miami’s hottest Latin night. With shows by Teresita la Caliente and Marytrini, you can bet this is going to be one entertaining evening! Enjoy free Cuba Libres and Coronas before midnight and an underwear contest at 1 a.m. 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami. MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by a night presented by the ladies of Mova. Vanity Girl Thursdays gives you gorgeous girls, great music by DJ Zehno and special guest House of Intoxicating Pleasures sex shop raffle giveaways! Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Palace hosts Stiletto Nights with fierce drag shows by host Missy Meiyakie and special diva cast members. Show starts at 6 p.m. Enjoy weekly drink specials all night. 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by. Later in the evening Score hosts Pop Fever Thursday night party with fab beats by DJ Daisy D paired with an incredible crowd of delicious partygoers. 727 Lincoln Road. TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Pride, stiff drinks, and beautiful dancers. And if you’re looking for some hot papis, DJ Adora will be hosting Sabroso in Bar 5! “Never a cover... Always a groove.” 1057 Washington Ave.

format of music and videos, while Score’s hottest Go-Go boys work the speaker boxes. TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST. Get in for the free Happy Hour BBQ at 6 p.m. Enjoy seven different bars, DJ Mika, stiff drinks, beautiful dancers, and, of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...Always a groove.” SATURDAY, January 7 DISCOTEKKA: Come celebrate, it’s 3 Kings & 3 Queens Day at Discotekka. Downtown Miami’s only gay dance party delivers one hell of a shindig every Saturday night. Tonight you can expect amazing shows by TP Lords, Athena Dion, and special guest performers. Get ready for some hot and heavy beats with DJ Mac working the turntables. $150 VIP special. Sky and Absolut Vodka. 950 NE 2nd Ave. EROS LOUNGE: Ladies don’t miss out on Flirt – a fun monthly for women this Saturday at Eros. Enjoy sexy pin up Go-Go dancers and a special performance by Lady M. Mingle with the hottest girls with sounds from DJs Kiki & Zehno. Hosted by icandee Events. JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Downtown’s only gay strip club features the hottest, most diverse men in Miami Enjoy fab beats by DJ Bryan Zero, while Johnny’s dancers work the stage for your viewing pleasure.

FRIDAY, January 6

THE MANOR: Come celebrate George Coronado’s Birthday this Saturday with live performances by Erika Norell. Live music at 9 p.m. and oh yeah did we mention? There’s no cover all night!

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MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by FLASH Saturdays with the hottest music videos and visual entertainment by VJ Chris Racine till 3 a.m. with $9 Grey Goose cocktails all night.

JOHNNY’S MIAMI: It’s Frat House Fridays at Miami’s only gay strip club with $4 drinks all night long with a college ID. Tonight enjoy sexy beats by DJ Miik.

PALACE: Enjoy a special day of drag shows, great food, and stiff cocktails, as The Palace Bar hosts Drag Gone Wild with Tiffany Fantasia and her gaggle of performers! Heels hit the pavement at 6 p.m. sharp!

THE MANOR: It’s the monthly Boxers or Briefs Underwear Party! Check your clothes at the door and take part of this scandalous affair. DJ JPS will be spinning in the main room, DJ Daisy D in the hip-hop lounge, and drag performances all night long. $3 drinks till midnight, $5 drinks after. 2345 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors. MOVA: Edison Farrow presents HYPE Fridays tonight at MOVA with DJ Bryan Zero. Enjoy $7 Finlandia and $8 Stoli vodka cocktails all night long. Snag a bottle of Finlandia for $100 to party in style. PALACE: Tonight is Drag Madness with fierce shows by the hot-n-heavy Latrice Royale and her gaggle of guest entertainers! Get ready for the biggest show on South Beach at 6 p.m. SCORE: The Penny Back Boyz host the weekly Friday night party Filthy Gorgeous Fridays with DJ Mac spinning a true open

SCORE: Tonight is Score’s weekly Bitch Saturdays, the largest gay dance party on the Beach with fun beats by J. Felix and shows by Chyna Girl & Friends. $6 Chambord Vodka Drinks and $5 Cover all night long. Hosted by Alex Prieto TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Come tonight and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...Always a groove.” SUNDAY, January 8 ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimosas and bloody Mary’s, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer. 660 Washington Avenue.

DISCOTEKKA: Get ready for the performances of your life at Drag’s a Bitch Sundays at Discotekka. Prepare yourself for jaw dropping shows by Justice Divine, Erika Norell, TP Lords, Athena Dion & Melissa Hilton. In-The-Biz get in free, $5 for everyone else. Enjoy $5 well drinks all night with Daisy Deadpetals as your MC. JOHNNY’S MIAMI: It’s time to be a star, as Johnny’s presents its weekly karaoke party, hosted by DJ Miik at 9 p.m. with $5 Herradura tequila margaritas all night long. Downtown’s only gay strip club features the hottest, most masculine men in Miami. MOVA: It’s time for one of the wildest parties in SoBe, as Sookie Stacks hosts the most scandalous party in South Beach, Outn-Ugly Sundays with DJ Latrice. Beginning at 9 p.m. enjoy $3 beers, $4 Herradura Shots, and $5 Finlandia. No cover. PALACE: South Beach’s most legendary drag brunch will take place from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. with two seatings: one at 11:30 am and another at 2 p.m. Enjoy over-thetop performances by Noel Leon paired with a delectable menu. Afterwards, check out the sexiest Sunday T Dance in SoBe with local DJs working the turntables. SCORE: If you’re looking for a taste of Caribbean music paired with the best in hip-hop and Latin beats, look no further than Score tonight. Club Boi in association with Score presents Hip Sundays, a fabulous night of the best beats from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. TWIST: 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Afterwards, see one of the most scandalous shows you’ll ever witness with Pussila’s amateur strip contest. Upstairs DJ Paulie will be working it out on the main dance floor. At TWIST: “Never a cover...Always a groove. MONDAY, January 9 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Stop by for Drag On Mondays with TP Lords, Daisy D, and DJ Rob Sky. Drags drink for free till midnight. $3 drinks all night long! MOVA: Get ready to be a star at MOVA’s weekly Shout karaoke party with VJ AJ Reddy. Enjoy half priced drinks all night long and $5 glasses of wine. PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 Absolut flavored cocktails all day, while enjoying the amazing view of Ocean Drive, and don’t forget to enjoy a snack or two while taking in the scenery. SCORE: Swing by for one of the best happy hours in Miami Beach where all drinks are 1/2 price, followed by Video Freak where you can request your favorite music videos and enjoy $5 vodka cocktails, $7 martinis and $3 beers. No cover. TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m. Then it’s “I’m A Local” night, with $3 drinks for anyone with TWIST’s “I’m A Local” ID all night long. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and the top 20. Also check out the fabu-

lous men of Gaiety in the Bungalow Bar starting at 10 p.m. and DJ Bryan Zero’s fab beats on the main dance floor. TUESDAY, January 10 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Downtown’s only gay strip club features the hottest, most masculine men in Miami. Tonight it’s all about the hot hip-hop beats while DJs TPromix and Surreal turnout some of your fave beats. MOVA: It’s a SINsational Tuesday night at MOVA with their weekly Service Industry Night. Enjoy $50 bottles of Finlandia Vodka, $100 bottles of Grey Goose, and $6 premium well drinks, while DJ AJ Reddy works the turntables. PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 Absolut flavored cocktails till 4 p.m. Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. No matter what you’re in the mood for, Palace is sure to have it! SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring incredible Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero, Pelu Rivero on drums, amazing shows by Miami’s best female impersonators, and the hottest crowd in town. Don’t miss this party - it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party! TWIST: 2-4-1 Happy to TWIST: Happy Hour Hourfrom from1 1p.m. p.m. 9 p.m. on everything. Tonight TWIST presto 9 p.m. on everything. Tonight TWIST ents Keeping It Real Get presents Keeping It Fun RealWith Fun Daisy With D. Daisy ready ridiculous beats and Jumbo D. Get for ready for ridiculous beats$5and $5 Blue Long Ice Teas night long. Jumbo Blue Island Long Island Ice all Teas all night Never a cover… Always a groove. long. Never a cover… Always a groove. WEDNESDAY, January 11 THE MANOR: It’s Wine Down Wednesdays with half priced bottles of wine and incredible music by Rick and Jonathan, 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz and Sookie Stacks. DJ Daisy D will be working the turntables, while you enjoy $4 Finlandia & $8 Stoli cocktails all night long. PALACE: Tonight Palace presents Elite Nights. Sit back and enjoy live music and hilarious comedy presented by the one and only Noel Leon. Sip on complimentary drinks from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. and get through hump day with a night to remember. SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant evening on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m. TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

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