Issuu on Google+

June 2009

Pamela

In This Issue:

Doc Love

Moving Out Wild News Sex theme park bulldozed ‘Rip off’ mayor elected Cocaine and LSD in the air Corpse sex show causes outrage

Plus

Horoscopes Dirty Jokes Classifieds and More!

FREE! ADULTS ONLY

WILDTIMESONLINE.COM WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

Club Vogue

June 2009 / PAGE 1


The First Amendment: Congress shall make no law restricting an establishment or religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; of the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievance.

In This Issue: June 2009 • Volume 11 Issue 6

Cover Girl

7

News

12

29

Cartoons

Midwest’s’Nightlife Entertainment Guide!

In This Issue: Quotes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4

June 2009

Pamela

In This Issue:

Doc Love

Horoscopes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4

Moving Out Wild News Sex theme park bulldozed ‘Rip off’ mayor elected Cocaine and LSD in the air

Cover Girl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Directory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14

Corpse sex show causes outrage

Plus

Horoscopes Dirty Jokes Classifieds and More!

FREE! ADULTS ONLY

Ask Dr Dick . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Doc Love . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Jokes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 News & Views . . . . . . . . . . . 25

WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

Club Vogue

June 2009

9648 Olive Blvd. Suite 400 St. Louis, MO 63132 (314) 429-4531

Think You’ve Got What It Takes?

Guys Advice . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Cartoons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Classified Ads . . . . . . . . . . . 30 The Wild Times Volume 11, Issue 6 © Copyright 2009 by Jim Lilley Inc, all rights reserved. Publisher disclaims all responsibility to return unsolicited graphic and editorial material, and all rights in portions published vest in publisher. Letters to The Wild Times magazine or its editors are assumed intended for publication in whole or in part, and may therefore be used for such purposes. Letters become the property of The Wild Times. Nothing may be reproduced in whole or in part without written permission from the publisher. The Wild Times will accept advertising from anyone over the age of 18, as long as the product or service advertised is legal and that the ads in question are not used for any other purpose not stated therein. Advertisements may be rejected by the publisher or agents of this publication if there is any doubt as to the age of the advertiser or the purpose of the ad. Any similarity between persons or places mentioned in the fiction or semi-fiction, and real places or persons living or dead, is coincidental. Publisher assumes no financial responsibility for errors in ads beyond the cost of space occupied by error: a correction will be printed. Nor is the publisher liable for: any slander of an individual, business or group as we mean no malice or individual criticism at any time; any promises, coupons or lack of fulfillment from advertisers who are solely responsible for content of their ads. Publisher is also to be held harmless from: failure to produce any issue as scheduled due to reasons beyond their control: all suits, claims or loss of expenses; this includes, but is not limited to, suits for label, plagiarism, copyright infringement and unauthorized use of a person’s name or photograph. Annual subscription price is 12 issues for $25.00. Single Copies $5.00. Subscription or advertising inquires call (314) 429-4531. Send address changes to: The Wild Times, 9648 Olive Blvd. #400, St. Louis, Mo 63132. Wild Times is not responsible for the content of ads. Due to the element of human error, Indoor Advertising is not responsible for errors made. All nude models are 18 years of age or older. Model releases and proof of age are on file with Photo Editor. Publisher does not promote excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages. This literature is not for minors, and under no circumstances are they to view it, possess it, or place orders for merchandise or services offered herein.

PAGE 2 / June 2009

2009 Wild Times Cover Girl model searCh

Wild Times Magazine is currently Searching for Twelve St. Louis Area Cover Girls These spots will fill up fast so if you think you’ve got what it takes act Now! Send your photos to: ModelSearch@WildTimesOnline.com or call (314) 429-4531 TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Big Screen TVs

Live DJ

Girls, Girls, Girls!

MONDAY $3 Bacardi Mix Drink Night

Provided by KLM Security

TUESDAY Best Female Dancer Night

Come see us after the Game:

WEDNESDAY FREE Vodka Night

Inside & Outside Security

FREE Admission with Sports Ticket Stub

Take I-64 East to Exit 6, Kingshigway South Make a Right at the first light. We’re just past the tracks.

EW NT R N ME DE GE UN ANA M

Party Room for Rent

Sinful

• •

THURSDAY Old School Music Night

FRIDAY & SATURDAY $5 Beer / $7 Bacardi Rum $7 Amsterdam Gin $5 Bacardi Mix Drinks

OPEN 7 DAYS

4pm - Until Cover: Free 4pm-8pm $10 8pm-Until*

SoftTouch * Excluding Special Events

4491 St. Clair Ave. washington Park, iL 62204 (618) 874-8440 18+ To enter - open 7 days a week

Club Vogue

MID-MISSOURI’S ONLY AWARD WINNING, NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED GENTLEMEN’S CLUB

Newly Remodeled • Over 6000 Sq. ft Multiple stages • Dozens of entertainers Happy Hour Mon • Fri 7pm • 10pm discounted admission and 2 for 1 privated dances Ask About our bed dances 18 and over • Fully Nude

$5 off V.i.P AdMiSSion with this wild Times Coupon One coupon per customer, not valid on special events

912 Business Loop 70 E. • Columbia, MO 65201 • (573) 442-7491 • www.ClubVogue.biz WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 3


ADULTS ONLY

ADULTS ONLY

s in the Stars? NOW SHOWING What’ Horoscopes

ST. LOUIS’ ONLY XXX MOVIE THEATRE

FOUR XXX MOVIE SCREENS Cocktails Secured Lighted Parking Private Couples Only Dance Floor Dress code enforced

A Screen = couples only B Screen = co-ed C Screen = co-ed D Screen = all male

www.ColonyLounge.com

4500 Forest Blvd. • Washington Park, IL

618-874-9621

©TWT2006

Quotes

of the Month

Quote No. 1 ‘I love men, even though they’re lying, cheating scumbags. -- Gwyneth Paltrow Quote No. 2 ‘There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. -- Helen Rowland Quote No. 3 ‘All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. -- Henry Youngman Quote No. 4 ‘A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. -- Demetri Martin Quote No. 5 ‘Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It’s staying up all night looking for them that does you in. - Casey Stengel

PAGE 4 / June 2009

Capricorn DEC. 22- JAN. 19 Mars is making you more determined than ever. As God is your witness, you will get laid sometime before you’re old and gray. And you’re determined to boldly go where you haven’t gone before, even though love scares the crap out of you.

Cancer JUNE 22-JULY 22 You like to keep people guessing. On the one hand, you’re the nice guy, the “let’s just be friends” dude with whom all the girls feel safe. On the other, you’re a raving sex maniac. Or you’re the “good girl” who has a secret alter ego who is “bad.” The moon says keep having fun.

Aquarius JAN. 20-FEB. 18 Trust your psychic powers. Neptune has you plugged into your lover’s innermost feelings. You’ll know exactly what she needs to feel cherished. You’ll anticipate just what your guy requires to make his sexual dreams come true.

Leo JULY 23-AUG. 22 You hate it when people tell you that you’re wrong, but guess what--you are. A moon opposition is showing you that you’ve been inaccurate in your perceptions of a certain person. Whether this leads to a sensual reunion or a tentative friendship is up to you.

Pisces FEB. 19-MARCH 20 Take care of unfinished business. Pluto is reminding you that some things aren’t over yet. Deal with them. Face your former flame without fear. Handle money stuff and legal negotiations, and address unresolved issues with an ex.

Virgo AUG. 23-SEPT. 22 Mercury is going direct, so that hangover you’ve had for the past three weeks is over. Celebrate by doing something silly. Write a dirty limerick in honor of your love. Buy your honey a weird yet adorable gift. Do something that surprises your partner.

Aries MARCH 21-APRIL 19 A former flame could show up on your doorstep and demand a reunion. The moon is stirring up the wacko factor. Be cautious before hitting the sheets with your ex. Your old bed buddy might be stressing out about life, not truly pining for you.

Libra SEPT. 23-OCT. 23 Jupiter has you convinced that anything is possible. You’ll convince that professional cheerleader to date you. Or you will succeed with your nefarious plan to seduce your very married neighbor. You never know.

Taurus APRIL 20-MAY 20 Thanks to Mercury, you’re vindicated. It turns out your ex really was cheating on you. You weren’t making up the soap opera elements of your love life in recent months, but nobody believed you. Now they do

Scorpio OCT. 24-NOV. 21 Showing off could get you in trouble. Mercury is messing with your game. Don’t slide down the banister at your girlfriend’s house unless you want to break a leg. Don’t perform heroic physical acts that can lead to hospital visits. You’re not Wolverine.

Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 21 Spice things up with your longtime lover. Frisky Mars is urging you to think black leather, lace and silk. Stop by the sex toy shop on your way home or consult your dusty copy of the Kama Sutra to get some ideas. Then turn inspiration into perspiration.

Sagittarius NOV. 22-DEC. 21 You think you know what you want, but then you change your mind the next minute. This isn’t the best month to have “the talk” with your significant other because you’ll only confuse him or her. A moon opposition says chill out and think things over. TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


3 Bars in One

1. Main Bar 2 Stages • 2. Sports Bar 1 Stage • 3. VIP Bar 1 Stage

Dance Contest Every Monday Night

$1,200.00 in Prize Money Also Raffle Giveaway Before Contest

PS

Pink Slip

••••••••••••Exotic Club•••••••••••• P

H

I

L

L

I

P

S

-

G

A

R

R

E

T

T

I

N

C

Hours: Sunday 3pm - 4am Monday 12 Noon - 5am Tuesday 12 Noon - 4am Wednesday 12 Noon - 5am Thursday 12 Noon - 5am Friday 12 Noon - 6am Saturday 12 Noon - 6am Cover Charge $10 Friday & Saturday $5 Every other Day

114 S. 4th St. • Brooklyn, IL 62059 • 618-271-3151 Early Drink Specials Everyday • Secure Lighted Parking • Private Rooms Available • All Gentlemen’s Club passes Accepted • hiring dancers 18-25 WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 5


Photography : Jim Lilley • wildtimesonline.com PAGE 6 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Pamela WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 7


January 2009

Cover Girl

Photography: Jim Lilley • Club: Club Vogue Columbia, MO PAGE 8 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Pamela WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 9


©2009wildtimes Magazine PAGE 10 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


1000’s of Beautiful Girls and 3 Ugly Ones™ The girl n

AMATu ext door naked ER CON Every W T ednesd EST $500 Ca ay $h

Don’t Miss It! XXX PORN STAR

MEMPHIS MONROE

June 11th, 12th, 13th

HOME OF THE ★

Only 18+ To Enter! Hours of Operation:

DA N C E ★

M-Th .....12pm-3am f-Sat .....12pm-4am Sun .......... 6pm-2am

FREE ADMISSION with this WILD TIMES Pass Drink Purchase Required Some Restrictions may apply.

©2009WILDTIMES

3220 Lake Plaza dr • Springfield, iL • (217) 529-9309 • www.dejaVu.com WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 11

TOTALLY NUDE ENTERTAINMENT


$3-fOR-ALL WEDNESDAyS EVERy

JUNE 2009

BEER, SINGLE SHOTS & SINGLE SHOT MIXED DRIkS = $3. VIP LIQuORS NOT INC

fATHER’S DAy PARTy JuNE 21ST BRiNG YoUR dAd ANd YoU BoTH GeT iT FRee!

f

AMATEUR NIGHT

oPeN 7 dAYS A WeeK

$500

TEXT

V.I.P.

CASH PRIZE

EVERY

TO 62582 TO BECOME A TEXT CLUB

TUESDAY WINNER TAKE ALL

Must be 18+ w/ Valid ID & SS Card

XXX Super Star

Shawna Lenee June 18 19 20 th

th

3 Shows Nightly

®

th

MEMBER FOR DISCOUNTS AND MORE

“Home of the $10 Dance!” DON’ MISS T IT! ®

HUNdRedS oF BeAUTiFUL BeAVeRS oN diSPLAY dAiLY M i d e a s t R e g i o n a l “ C l u b o f t h e Ye a r ” Vo t e d b y E x o t i c D a n c e r

HUSTLER CLUB IS LOCATED JUST 5 MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN AND THE ARCH

5420 Bunkum Road, Washington Park, IL. 618.874.9334 • www.HustlerClubs.com • www.DejaVu.com TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531

PAGE 12 / June 2009


Locate dN Hustle ext to r Club

y WEDNESDAy!!!

CLuDED RESTRICTIONS MAy APPLy

POLE PRINCESS REGIONAL fINALS JuNE 3 AT 9:00PM! COME CHECk OuT TH

E TOP POLE PERfORM ERS ROM ACROSS THE CO uNTRy AS THEy COM PETE fOR 2 SPOTS TO THE

POLE PRINCESS fINA LS JuNE 24 in MINNESOT A

Check Out Our

Spring Cleaning Savings Sale! Where Couples Love to Shop Full Line of Marital Aids, Massage Oils, Lubricants, Love Dolls, and Everything else to Spice Up your Love Life.

Exclusive Outlet for

HUSTLER®

& DANCE APPAREL Lingerie, Nylons, Shoes & 1000’s of XXX DVD’s

®

Home of the “Ceasar Pleaser” machine. Ask for details

Peep Shows...State of the Art Digital Plasma Screen movie Booths with over 200 Titles.

2 XXX Theaters Personal Theaters for Singles, Couples, or More! “Where Couples are Always Welcome.”

June 11 TER JAGERMEIS th

Party

T LL dAY ALL NiGH

A

2

$

$

5 Crazy Shots + Mix

$

oN ALL d

e K U YP e R

ALL dAY A

ed Drinks

FLAVoRS

LL NiGHT

ADMISSION with this coupon Tax Included

Not good on wed. or on fri., sat., after 8p.m. or during special events ,restrictions may apply.

WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

©2009WILDTIMES

Hours: Opens - mon. thru sat @ 10a.m., sun. @ 12 noon - close - sun thru thur. @ 4 a.m. , fri & sat @ 6 a.m. Ample Truck and Secure Parking June 2009 / PAGE 13

©WILDTIMES2009

3 Single Shots $ 3 Rootbeer Barrels $ 3.50 Jager Bombs $

June 25 th DEkuyPER Party 3 Single Shots


Index of Advertisers

Directory After Dark 14010 Hopewell Dr. Dixon, MO 573-336-7612

CJ’s Gift Center 1806 N. Hwy 63 Rolla, MO 573-368-4898

Earth Angelz 24 Twiggy Lane Eldon, MO 573-392-0999

Miss Kitty’s 5200 Bunkum Rd. Washington Park, IL 618-875-MISS

Soft Touch 4491 St. Clair Washington Park, IL 618-874-0355

Attic Lounge 8401 E. Truman Road Kansas City, MO 816-252-3370

Cheap Trx 3211 South Grand St. Louis, MO 314-664-4011

Eclectics - Kirksville 111 East Harrison Kirksville, MO 660-665-9441

New Release Video 2430 S. Hwy 94. St. Charles, MO 636-939-9070

S & L Rub Company 1 block off Rt 3 Brooklynn, IL 618-271-9264

Bargain Books Downtown 1215 Convention Plaza St. Louis, MO 314-588-0309

Cheeks 2221 N. Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 618-874-1111

Erotic City 8401 E. Truman Rd. Kansas City, MO 816-252-3370

Patricia’s 3552 Gravois Rd. St. Louis, MO 314-664-4040

Spanky’s Video 3419 N. Lindbergh Blvd. Bridgeton, MO 314-344-0016

Bargain Books North 3010 N. Hwy 94 St. Charles, MO 636-723-2152

Club Imperial 4328 Jeffco Blvd. Imperial, MO 314-464-6770

Flashbacks Tattoo 151 W. Cherry Street Troy, MO 618-462-6552

Pleasure Zone 11550 Dillion Outer Rd. Rolla, MO 573-308-1300

Spanky’s Gifts 3405 N. Lindbergh Blvd. Bridgeton, MO 314-209-7779

Bazooka’s Showgirls 1717 Main St. Kansas City, MO 816-421-1915

Club Vogue 912 Business Loop 70 E. Columbia, MO 573-442-7491

Fuji Sauna 711 Vandiver Dr. Suite A Columbia, MO 573-874-2188

Patricia’s - Springfield, MO 1918 South Glenstone Springfield, MO 417-881-8444

Spanky’s South 1123 Gravois Fenton, MO 636-326-7566

Big Al’s 519 Main Street Peoria, IL 309-673-9893

Colony Theatre 4500 Forest Blvd. Washington Park, IL 618-874-9621

Godfrey Book Store 5735 Godfrey Rd. Godfrey, IL 618-466-0203

Patricia’s Overland 10210 Page Ave. Overland, MO 314-423-8422

The End Zone 17510 South 169 Hwy Spring Hill, KS 913-592-5060

Big Louie’s 14400 Highway Z St. Roberts, MO 573-336-8783

Deja Vu 3220 Lake Plaza Springfield, IL 217-529-1467

Hustler Club - St. Louis 5420 Bunkum Road Washington Park, IL 618-874-9334

Patricia’s Springfield, IL 805 South Dirksen Pkwy. Springfield, IL 217-525-1100

Thunder Road 52 St. Clair Ave. East St. Louis, IL 618-875-0221

Bobbie’s Books 6549 Highway 61/67 Imperial, MO 636-461-1123

Doctor John’s Bridgeton 11431 St. Charles Rock Rd. Bridgeton, MO 314-291-5997

Hustler Hollywood 9802 Natural Bridge Road Berkeley, MO 314-428-5069

Patricia’s TLC St. Peters 1034 Venture Dr. St. Peters, MO 636-928-2144

The Strand Video 3544 Troost Ave. Kansas City, MO 816-931-6452

Bocomo Bay 1122-A Wilkes Blvd. Columbia, MO 573-443-0873

Doctor John’s Farmington 4324 US Hwy 67 Farmington, MO 573-701-9400

J’s Boutique I-44 @ Exit 240 St. Clair, MO 636-629-3116

Stephanie’s Cabaret 2306 Business Loop 70 E. Columbia, MO 573-817-1877

Trop 56 266 W. Hwy 56 Scranton, MO 785-793-2531

Bottoms Up Nightclub 307 Jefferson Street Brooklyn, IL 618-271-7502

Doctor John’s Fenton 645 Gravois Rd Fenton, MO 636-343-5100

Lion Den Waynesville 25965 Hwy 17 Waynesville, MO 573-774-9957

Rhonda’s Place 10526 Page Ave. St. Louis, MO 314-423-0633

V.I.P - Mid Rivers 366 Mid Rivers Mall Drive St. Peters, MO 636-278-6977

Boxers ‘n Briefs 55 Four Corners Lane Centreville, IL 618-332-6141

Doctor John’s Fort Wood 720 Missouri Ave. St. Roberts, MO 573-336-3370

Lion’s Den RR1 Box 163 Hwy J Nelson, MO 660-859-2741

Rodao Drive 10900 St. Charles Rock Rd. St. Ann, MO 314-344-0470

V.I.P - Westport 79 Weldon Parkway Maryland Heights, MO 314-567-1444

City Nights 1100 S. 8th Street Sauget, IL 618-875-1111

Doctor John’s The Landing 20 Morgan Street St. Louis, MO 314-588-1800

LJ’s Smokeshop 708 Lincoln Hwy Fairview Heights, IL 618-622-0668

Rodao Drive South 3630 Jeffco Blvd Arnold, MO 636-464-0216

V.I.P Oriental Spa Centreville, IL 618-332-7409

C-Mowes Show Club 2107 Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 618-271-6924

Dollies 6210 Forest Blvd. Washington Park, IL 618-271-4257

Maximus Video 1084 Gravois Fenton, MO 636-349-5295

Secret Desires 3615 N. Lindbergh Blvd. Bridgton, MO 314-770-0027

Wise Guys 2226 N. Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 618-874-3474

Make sure your business is listed in our directory Call 314.429.4531

Don’t Screw Yourself! PAGE 14 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


East Alton 94

100

West Alton

Wood River 143

67

3

370

111

St. Charles

Florissant

225

Hazelwood 26A 22B

20AB

31AB

270

Bridgeton

70

New Release Video

94

Edwardsville

Black Jack

Dellwood

Glasgow Village

9

6 30

12

Bellefontaine Neighbors

235AB

Pontoon Beach

SD67

St. Ann

SECRET❤DESIRES

157

Overland

MOVIES • MAGAZINES • NOVELTIES • LINGERIE

Olivette

40

3

238BC

Madison Venice

University City

Creve Coeur

11 6

St. Louis 3



S · H · O · W · C · L · U · B

Washington Park

 

T

L

O

U

I

S

East St. Louis

159 9

255



I



A

64





100





Ballwin

S

340

287

Collinsville

C-MOWE’S

SHOWGIRLS

209AB Brentwood

10

Miss Kitty’s

Clayton

Ladue

15

Granite City

12

Manchester

J

‘s

BOUTIQUE

276

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

R

3

Swansea

Concord Mehlville

Fenton 196AB

30

161 Lemay

Sappington

44

157

13

Crestwood

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

SMOKESHOP & BOUTIQUE

LINGERIE • DA N

Valley Park

KING ACCESS O MO •S

LJ’s

• ES RI

55 277B

Centreville

Cahokia

AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

17

Kirkwood

Maximus Video

1BC

141

High Ridge

61

21 191

15

Arnold

Oakville

Belleville

10 163 5

Columbia

158

Millstadt

Club

IMPERIAL

Saint Louis WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 15


PAGE 16 / January 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Super Hot Nude Adult Entertainment! ILLINOIS PREMIER ENTERTAINMENT CLUB

AMATEUR SHOW You know how we do it !!!

EVERY WEDNESDAY CASH PRIZES OPEN TO THE PUBLIC DRINK SPECIALS ALL NIGHT $4.00 SHOTS $3.00 DRAFTS $5.00 PITCHERS $5.00 DRINKS

Check our website for Special Events and VIP Parties www.clubbottomsup.com Monday - Thursday = 4pm til 4am Friday & Saturday = 2pm til 6am Sunday = 2pm til 4am

FREE ADMISSION Everyday til Dark and All Day on Mondays NOW OPEN TIL 5AM

CLuB

BOTTOMS UP Gentlemen’s Club Where it Goes Down... Every Night of the Week!

307 Jefferson Street (109 South 3rd Street Rear) • Brooklyn, IL 62059 • (618) 271-7502 WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 17


Go Ahead...

Ask Dr Dick

Q.

Dear Dr. Dick, My boyfriend doesn’t really make a lot of sounds or faces during sex. The worst is when I’m giving him head. He really doesn’t do anything except sit there and stare at me. How do I know if I give good head?

A.

I mean, I hate to be Captain Obvious considering I’m already Dr. Dick, but you probably don’t give good head. Typically, girls who give good head know they give good head. If he’s not doing the wave and asking for an encore, then you most likely suck at sucking.

Q.

Dr. Dee, I’ve heard of something terrifying called cock fingering. Does it really exist?

A. Q.

Yes, it does. And it is terrifying.

Dr. Dick, I’ve been married for 16 years to my wife. I am at the point where I want to try things we have never done, like a 69 position or using sexual toys. My wife is very sexually prudent and always has been. How do I get my wife to try new things? - The Old Fuck

Factoid Buckeye Penis Fact

In 1903, a stone phallus weighing 2.2 tons was unearthed in rural Ohio.

A.

It’s hard to teach an old bitch new tricks, but it’s not impossible. One time when I was at an orgy with Snoop Dogg, the Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan told me the secret to making an old hoe do whatever you want is to first find out the dirty shit your woman likes, and then, like Bill Belichick, use this inside information to exploit your opponent’s weaknesses. Show your wife how good different things can feel. She may not know how good some 69 action can be. Be creative, be suggestive, and, most importantly, be nice.

Q. A.

Dr. Dick, What happened to chivalry? Do men even know what it is any more? - Chatty Kathy

I’m inclined to agree with my good friend Dave Chappelle on this one: Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. The next time you remember to check your attitude in traffic and act like a lady instead of acting like some hard-ass gangster, I’ll be sure to open that door for you. I’ll even call you the next day after we bang.

Q.

I think my girlfriend might be gay. She likes girls WAY more than she likes guys, and the minute you get some drinks in her, she’s finding some chick to make out with or flirt with.

Factoid Bunny Fact

Rabbits are sexually stimulated by the scent of talcum powder.

What do I do?

A.

- Keith Packabitch

You do one of two things. You either sound gay yourself and worry about the situation, much like you’re doing. Or, you man up, realize the amazing opportunity you have before you, and you embrace a situation that most men would kill for. See, half of the women that act like lesbians do it because it’s trendy and it gets attention. It sounds to me like you have the real deal, so find your lady a lady friend and have the kind of night that would make Dr. Dick proud. Don’t forget to make them both call you Sweet D! Dr. Dick is a syndicated charlatan and author of the book, Sexual Problems: You’re A Loser If You Have Them. The book has yet to be printed, but hopes are high that it will be, eventually. If you have a problem that you think only Dr. Dick can answer, e-mail it to editor@ wildtimesonline.com, and we’ll pass your question on. The opinions expressed by Dr. Dick are not necessarily those of the publishers of Wild Times Magazine and they refuse to accept any blame for anybody stupid enough to take his advice.

Inkmasters Tattoos and Body Piercing. Artists Bob Lowe, Mike Pease, Chris Willis.

Private rooms, Hospital grade sterilization. State Licensed.

Phone 636-456-7778 Hours 1:00 to 9:00 Tuesday -Saturday. www.myspace.com/inkmasterbobbylowe

226 East Booneslick. Warrenton Mo. 63383 PAGE 18 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Miss Kitty’s S H OWG I R L S

It’s All

Pink

on the Inside!

••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

Easy Interstate Access • Dress Code Enforced

Mature Crowd • Big Screen TV’s

Buffet on Weekends & Special Events Free Secure Parking & Truck Parking Open7daysaweek•NewStages&PrivateBooths ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

NOW HIRING ENTERTAINERS

5 2 0 0 B U N K U M R D. WA S H I N G TO N PA R K , I L 6 1 8 - 8 7 5 - M I S S

Take I-64 East to Exit 6, Kingshighway North Make Left at First Light CAN’T MISS IT! • Cover $4 days, $5 nights, $6 weekend nights WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 19


Success Coach

Doc Love

Moving Out Hey Doc, First I would like to thank you for creating “The System.” It worked for me and has definitely changed my life. I am a frequent reader of your articles and a lot of the advice you give hits home and makes sense. However, after having read through all of your material and practiced it, I am still in need of some more coaching. I was in a relationship with my ex, Ranita, for 19 months. We are seniors in college. Our relationship had its ups and downs, but overall, things were amazing. Our only problems were in dealing with her “pro single-life, anti-marriage” friends. After nine months she decided to move in with me. The relationship grew in strength and we decided to give each other promise rings as a sort of pre-engagement. The engagement was to take place after I graduated. As time went on, the little things started making us grow apart because we sank into a routine. Ranita decided to move out, but our relationship continued for another few months. We finally broke up five months ago, but we continued to hang out on a regular basis. We would text all the time when we weren’t together and she always pushed for us to get back together, but for some reason I could only say no. I wanted to say yes, but didn’t because I thought it was what I wanted at the time. Three weeks ago everything finally clicked and I truly realized that I missed Ranita and wanted her to be my girlfriend again. But when I let her know how I felt, she told me that she’d met someone else and doesn’t want a relationship right now. Now it has gotten to the point where she doesn’t know what she wants and wants to take some time for herself. The confusing part for me is that Ranita continues texting me and talking with me but only wants to see me if we work out together. She tells me to go out and meet new people, but when I do, she gets super jealous. I realize I have turned into a wuss, but I’m not sure what to do. I love Ranita and want her back. Doc, is there anything else I can do? I realize that neediness and not being a Challenge have lowered her Interest Level because she knows if she wants me, she could have me. How do I get her Interest

Women Don’t Lie - Men Don’t Listen Level up again? Avenir - who feels like he lost his future wife because of her moving out and moving on Hi Avenir, You start out by saying that “The System” worked, but you should be saying that it works. If it worked for you once, why are you through with it? “The System” is a constant practice. It’s not something that you use for a little while and leave in the past. So you’ve got the wrong idea here, my friend. Most guys don’t pay attention to “The System,” and that’s the problem in America today. Most guys will read three or four of my articles and will tell me that they can’t find one principle they disagree with, but then they’ll just go on their merry way and continue to mess up with women. It makes no rational sense. Now, I’m trying to get this straight. You and Ranita had your ups and downs, but the relationship was amazing. Huh? You’re contradicting yourself, Avenir. If you have no ups and downs, that’s when the relationship is amazing. How did you happen to get involved with Ranita’s pro-single, anti-marriage friends? Why in the world are you arguing with them? When they blast marriage, just keep your mouth shut or say: “I understand what you’re saying,” even though you disagree with them 100%. Like my cousin General Love says: “Never let the enemy know what you’re thinking, soldier.” Then things went south. Like most men, after you got the woman to fall in love with you, you didn’t think about a maintenance program to keep her Interest Level in the 90s. When you slip into a routine, you take the woman for granted, and then Interest Level drops. Then you’re in trouble. When Ranita moved out, right then and there you were dead in the water forever, buddy. Once the girl moves out, whether you’re married or not, you’re out, there’s no going back, and everything you do afterward is a complete and total waste of time. Like my cousin Sal “The Fish” Love says: “The only thing you should do when she doesn’t want to live with you anymore is go out and hustle new phone numbers.” You two broke up after Ranita moved out? I’m shocked! How did that happen? Face reality, Avenir; you didn’t break up after

five months. She broke up with you when she moved out. It never ceases to amaze me how most of you guys brainwash yourselves, how you rationalize everything that goes wrong in a relationship. Ninety percent of the guys out there don’t want to take responsibility for their actions. If the girl loves you and now she doesn’t love you, whose fault is it? Is it the girl’s? No. Like my Uncle Jethro Love says: “Look in the mirror, dummy!” If you told Ranita you didn’t want to get together again when she begged you, then you’re the one acting goofy. You’re telling me you love the girl, but when she wants to get closer to you, you tell her no. What’s going on in your head, dude? You might have come to the realization that you wanted Ranita back, but what was she thinking? That’s the important thing. Because like the great Doctor Freud once said: “Just because this revelation went on in your head doesn’t mean that it went on in hers.” Don’t forget for a second that she met someone else -- which means that the only person she doesn’t want a relationship with right now is you. Anytime a girl utters the words “I need

Factoid Royal Fact

Princess Diana had her navel pierced - and fitted with a 2.8carat diamond stud - just a few hours before her fatal accident.

To send me your love questions or to find out more about "The System," visit me at http://www.doclove.com or call (800) 404-2644. PAGE 20 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


eCLyPSe GenTLeMAn’S CLub “Finest Ladies At The Lake” • “Exotic Dancers” Class of Elegance • Couples Room World’s Largest Hot Tub Bed Dances • Private Parties • Grill & Bar Wed-Sat 7pm-3am Knookers Grill & Bar (In-Front) Open 3pm-1:30am • Grill Open 4pm-10pm Hwy 5 N Hurricane Deck Bridge Sunrise Beach WWW.ECLYPSEGENTLEMANSCLUB.COM

573-374-8338

knookers - 573-374-9060

5 Off 1 HOuR MASSAGE WITH THIS AD

$ 00

V.I.P ORIENTAL SPA Stressed Out?

Sauna • Steam Bath Massage • Body Shampoo 9AM-3AM 7 dAYS A WeeK

(618) 332-7409 1-877-223-5994

on 157 Across from P.T.’s in Centreville, iL

Directions: From MO take 70 east across Poplar Street Bride to Hwy 64 to 255 South. Take exit 17A (R+15 East) to 157 South. 10 minutes from the bridge.

space” or “I don’t know what I want” or any other such Womanese, that means you’re out. You’re finished. This is what Ranita’s telling you, Avenir. They all use the same lines. I don’t care if the girl lives in Bangladesh or Bangor, Maine -- it’s the same. What you don’t understand is that now you’re just a token ex-boyfriend who Ranita goes to the gym with when she has nothing better to do. That’s all. She has zero Interest Level in you. Hey, women with high Interest Level always want you to go out and meet new people. Duh! Ranita doesn’t get super jealous, guy. If she were super jealous, she wouldn’t tell you to meet new people, unless of course she’s a complete whack-job. What can you do now? Well, don’t give up -- go back and memorize my book, which you didn’t do in the first place. If you did memorize it, then you forgot it, because “The System” teaches you to be a manly man, which you’re certainly not right now. Can you revive Ranita’s Interest Level? Like my cousin Rabbi Love says: “My son, the only way you could push it up again is by hitting the lottery.” Remember, guys: when she moves out, it’s over. WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 21


May 2009

Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son basketball court? of a beech or a son of a birch?” A: He heard the referees were blowing fowls. The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. Q: What did the male fly say to the The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a female fly sitting on a pile of cow shit? tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son A: “Pardon me, but is this stool taken?” of a beech or a son of a birch?”

for three days before he is killed. On the first day the cowboy requests his horse. He whispers into the horse’s ear and the animal gallops away.

Q: Why are nurses so bad at oral sex? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.

Again the cowboy asks for his horse and whispers something into its ear. The next day the horse returns with a redhead.

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have have ever put my pecker in.” in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in Hard Lesson business. One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, “You Q: Why are blondes so easy? know I took skydiving lessons last A: Who cares? week.” Q: What did the egg say to the pot of “Really,” said Bob in amazement, “How boiling water did it go?” A: It may take me a while to get hard—I just got laid last night.” “Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the Just Not Yours basics. But then Wednesday rolled A man enters the hospital for a circum- around and it came time to take our cision. When he comes to after the pro- first jump.” cedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “And?” Bob asked. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there “Well I was the last one to jump but was an accident, and we were forced when I got to the door I couldn’t do it. to perform a sex-change operation. So the instructor told me ‘you had betYou now have a vagina instead of a ter jump out of this god damn plane penis.” before I stick my dick right up your “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean ass.’” I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures “Well did you jump?” asked Bob. him. “Just not yours.” “Yeah, a little.” Two Trees and a Pecker Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, Good Horse are growing in the woods. A small tree A cowboy is captured by Indians and begins to grow between them, and the told that he can have three requests

Sorry Cake PAGE 22 / June 2009

The next day the horse returns with a hot blonde. “What’s your next request?” ask the Indians.

This time the cowboy walks over to the horse and yells, “Posse, I said I want my posse.”

Factoid Short Fact

High-heeled shoes were originally designed for male aristocrats.

Factoid Nudist Fact

Gregor Mendel, best known as the “father of modern genetics” for his experiments with pea plants, was also the father of the modern nudist movement.

Men’s Life TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 23


Wild News

News & Views

‘Rip off’ mayor elected A Croatian politician has been swept to power after promising voters he would rip them off at every opportunity. Bare-faced Josko Risa was voted in as mayor in Prolozac with a landslide victory using the slogan: “All for me - nothing for you.” “I just told them the truth. This town will be like my family business. If I get a little something, so do they,” he explained. Locals who backed Risa said they would be happy to have him as mayor, despite his bizarre campaign pledge. Ivan Vjisnic, 57, said: “We know what we’re letting ourselves in for. “We’re going to get ripped off no matter who takes over. At least he’s being honest and up front about it. And he has said that if things get better for him then they will get better for us.” Sex theme park bulldozed China’s communist leaders have called in the bulldozers to demolish what would have been the country’s first sex theme park. Love Land had been set to open in October in the southwestern city of Chongqing, reports The Times. Within hours of a nationwide blaze of publicity for the park and its over-sized statues of naked genitalia and sex workshops, the bulldozers moved in.

of people support my idea, but I have to pay attention and not make the park look vulgar and nasty.” But he failed to win the support of city propaganda officials. A hasty weekend inspection tour after pictures of the theme park appeared in the media spelled its demise. One city propaganda official said: “The investigation determined the park’s content was vulgar and that it was neither healthy nor educational. It had an evil influence on society and had to be torn down immediately.” He Shizhong, head of the municipal publicity department, said the company behind the park had “ignored its social responsibility and was interested only in profiting from sensationalism”. A project manager for developers, the Mexin Group, said: “It’s a pity the park had to close, but we accept the decision. We apologise if we upset any members of the public.” Cocaine and LSD in the air in Spanish cities Spanish scientists say they have discovered traces of cocaine and LSD in the air in Madrid and Barcelona.

“We are building the park for the good of the public. I have found that the majority PAGE 24 / June 2009

He had signed a contract at the beginning of the school year promising to refrain from such activities, and it came back to haunt him when he asked his principal to sign a permission slip to let him attend the prom. Tyler’s principal, Tim England said: “Should a Christian place themselves at an event where young ladies will have low-cut dresses and be dancing in them.”

The Superior Council of Scientific Investigations, a government institute, said on its website that in addition to cocaine, it found trace amounts of amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid in air-quality control stations.

Tyler told his principal that he didn’t ‘t feel any less of a Christian for attending the prom: “I still feel I’m a Christian,” Frost said. “I believe in the morals they’ve taught me.”

“Not even if we lived for a thousand years would we consume the equivalent of a dose of cocaine by breathing this air,” said one of its scientists, Miren Lopez de Alda, in the statement.

The park’s manager, Lu Xiaoqing, had defended the venture, saying: “Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it.

The Heritage Christian School in Findlay, Ohio, had warned Tyler Frost, 17, he would be suspended if he went to the dance. Tyler said he didn’t think going to the dance was wrong even though his fundamentalist Baptist school forbids dancing, rock music and hand-holding.

A new study has found the air there is laced with at least five drugs - most prominently cocaine.

But it said there was no reason for alarm.

Among the first displays to fall victim to the wreckers ball was a rotating signboard with the park’s name straddled by a giant pair of women’s legs topped by a red thong.

Teen banned from graduation for attending prom A teenager has been banned from his own graduation for breaking strict ‘no dancing’ rules by attending his girlfriend’s prom.

The scientific group added that “in no case should these levels be considered representative of the air in the two cities”. In Madrid the test site was close to a ruined building believed to be frequented by drug dealers. And in both Madrid and Barcelona, the studies were carried out close to universities. The group also said that the study showed higher concentrations of the components on weekends, suggesting that drug consumption was up in these periods.

“It’s kind of sad that it has to end this way,” Tyler said. “I was kind of looking forward to graduating with my class, you know, that’s why you put in 13 years of school - to graduate.” But he added: “It was worth it. It’s a oncein-a-lifetime opportunity to go to prom, and I’m glad I went. Looking back, I think I made the right decision.” Tyler’s stepfather, Stephan Johnson, has hired a lawyer and is considering suing the school. He believes the contract doesn’t

Factoid tobacco Fact

Marilyn Monroe was a pipe smoker. TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Corpse sex show causes outrage The man behind the controversial Body Worlds shows has attracted more criticism by showing two corpses ‘making love’.

Gunther von Hagens, who describes himself as a plastinator, arranges human corpses in lifelike poses in his exhibitions. But his latest project Cycle of Life, which has just opened in Berlin, has been condemned as indecent for portraying two dead bodies as if they were having sex. A group of cross-party German MPs have called for the work to be withdrawn. “Love and death are obvious topics for art but I find it quite disgusting to use them in this way,” Social Democrat member Fritz Felegentreu told The Guardian. Alice Strover, a Green party representative, said the installation was “over the top and should not be shown”. Von Hagens defended his piece, insisting it is not intended to be sexually stimulating and the models gave their consent to the pose. The scientist’s technique, which involves removing body fluids and fat from corpses and replacing them with plastic resin, has made him a multi-millionaire.

THE Destination for Fun in Missouri

cover what students do in after-school activities.

Big Louie proudly presents the most exciting entertainment venue anywhere in the Mid-West. Featuring:

Big Louie’s mermaids Cabaret the largest Gentlemen’s Club in Missouri.

Chicken Bones Party Bar and Grill St. Robert and Fort Leonard Wood’s favorite hangout for Wings, Beer and Fun.

The Baba Rum Club A Unique New Nightclub Experience that combines the Insanity of Spring Break with the Madness of Mardi Gras and the MAYHEM of MOTHERS DAY

I-44 Exit 163 St. Robert MO • (573) 336-8783 • www.ILoveBigLouies.com

Factoid Beer Fact

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis owned an extensive collection of beer cans from around the world. WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 25


PAGE 26 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 27


The Pleasured Lady “Your Pleasure Party Specialist”

Lingerie

Novelties

Parties

Games

Promotions

Adult Toys

(636) 209-4413

www.DiamondsToyStore.com

PAGE 28 / June 2009

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


June 2009

Cartoons

God Bless Smut

So True

June 2009

Pamela

In This Issue:

Doc Love

Moving Out Wild News Sex theme park bulldozed ‘Rip off’ mayor elected Cocaine and LSD in the air Corpse sex show causes outrage

Plus

Horoscopes Dirty Jokes Classifieds and More!

FREE! ADULTS ONLY

WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

Club Vogue

9648 Olive Blvd. Suite 400 St. Louis, Mo 63132 (314) 429-4531 WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 29


June 2009

Classified Ads Help Wanted

Now Hiring Entertainers All shifts.Call 618-875 6477 After 2:00pm -------------------------Thunder Road Now Hiring Dancers Apply in person at 52 St. Clair Ave. or Call (618) 875-0221 after 12 Noon -------------------------FEMALE DANCERS WANTED Single white attractive male, 40’s would like to meet a retired exotic dancer for fun and friendship. Call Jim at 314-994-7874. Or e-mail at jcnevaeva@ aol.com and I will send you my picture.

Buy/Sell/Trade Save up to 50% on all new & 1st quality clubwear(s to 3x) exotic dancewear(s to 1x) and lingerie (s to 4x) at sales, parties, fashion shows and mail order. Plus volume and group discounts. (men must be invited by a female hostess before he may attend) 1000’s of outfits in stock but some are listed at www.tagged. com/sexyclothes or call (618) 482-4232

looking for some one to party with? Then call Party Girls! The girls that love to party. They perform bachelor parties, birthday parties, retirement parties or any occasion. Call (314) 769-6905 open 24/7 ask for M.D. serving Stl. and IL. -------------------------Attractive Couple, with couple looking to have some fun. Seeking well hung male, or couples to have nights watching movies. Sex must be clean and open-minded. Call 636-577-3083 -------------------------S-W-M S Slave Free for the taking. Ladies get what you like, as much as you like. Couples and T.S. (636) -7644

Phone Entertainment

FIND YOUR FANTASY GIRL NOW Blondes, Latinas, Orientals. What do you like? Hot Girls looking to date you! Call 1-900288-2210 Ext. 1624

We have women from all over the globe coming to St. Louis!

Where are these women?

-------------------------Amateur Photo Shoot for Attractive women and couples. Discretion assured. Central MO 573-220-1786 Models Wanted! -------------------------Rev. Dale Evatt 417-466-7675 612 South Vine Street Mount Vernon, Missouri 65712 Donations welcomed. A church for the people by the people for the work of Jesus Christ. -------------------------We are a white couple in search of white bi-men or biwomen. We are good people that just love having some fun. Couples welcome so call (314) 724-0620 -------------------------Just looking to meet a sexy lady. Call Jim at 314-482-3031 -------------------------W Married Couple Looking for SWF to travel USA & Canada with us. Also looking for couples w/ Bi-Female 618-204-1913 618-204-1032

Miscellaneous

FIND OUT NOW! Criminal & Assets Background checks done. Do you need to know the past of potenAdult Services tial lovers? Mensah for hire can help. Call us Party Girls Are you bored, or just today Women from the East Coast... Women from the West Coast... North, South, East and West!

(314) 616-4486

Erotic Encounters SWM, 35, 5’9”, 150lbs. Well Built, Straight, D/D Free, If discreet. ISO attractive women/couples. Central MO Call (573) 299-4854

S[ L] •&•

W-Couple We are a W-married couple who love to have fun with white bimales or W-bi-females. Couples also welcome. So call (314) 583-1903

Business Opportunities House For Sale Commercial Building, Old bar/ restaurant w/ 3 bed apt. NEEDS WORK, near Granite City Convert to Bed/Breakfast, Daycare, Car Repair or whatever...Near Gateway Racetrack 3 miles from St. Louis 314-536-1045

Http://www.Myspace.com/WildTimesMagazine

NOW OPEN! New Ownership

PINK SPA

ORIENTAL MASSAGE 24/7 - Highway 157 Centreville, IL 62207

618.337.1722 CLASSIFIED AD ORDER FORM

Classified ad rates are $25 for the first 30 words, and $1.00 per additional word. Photos are an additional $15. Please print clearly. Attach a separate sheet if necessary. Headline: Ad Copy:

Number of months to run

Amount enclosed $

Name

Rub•Company Brooklyn. IL • 618-271-9264

Address City Phone (

S & L Rub Company We have new ladies and old favorites! So come by and say hi!

618 271-9264

PAGE 30 / June 2009

State )

-

Fax (

)

Zip -

Email Send payment to:

Located in Brooklyn IL Just 10 minutes from downtown St. Louis, Missouri Right next to Bottoms Up Nightclub in Brooklyn

4 Bedroom 2 bath Home with a garage $600 monthly or may consider a roommate situation, Newly remodeled, great neighborhood 2 miles from St. Louis 314-536-1045

WILD TIMES MAGAZINE

Open 24 hours a day!

Secure Parking

9648 Olive Blvd. #400 • Saint Louis, MO 63132 TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

R

R

AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

R

LINGERIE • DA N

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

SMOKESHOP BOUTIQUE

• ES RI

AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

T NOVELT IES DUL •A

KING ACCESS O MO •S

LJ’s

Hours: Noon to 8pm Monday - Saturday Closed Sunday After hours by appointment only

LINGERIE • DA N

R

LINGERIE • DA N

• ES RI

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

SMOKESHOP BOUTIQUE

• ES RI

We Offer Gift Certificated

KING ACCESS O MO •S

LJ’s

R

myspace.com/ LJsSmokeShop

LJ’s SMOKESHOP & BOUTIQUE

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

SMOKESHOP BOUTIQUE

Guaran teed Lowest Prices Around !

NG ACCES OKI SO M •S FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

KING ACCESS O MO •S

LJ’s

LINGERIE • DA N

LINGERIE • DA N

Best Glass in the Metro East! Lingerie • Hosiery • Gowns • Dresses • Pant Sets • Swimwear • Jewelry • Smoking Accessories

AR • SWIMWE WE A CE

• ES RI

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL

SMOKESHOP BOUTIQUE

• ES RI

KING ACCESS O MO •S

LJ’s

708 Lincoln Hwy Fair view Heights, IL (618) 580-1205

LOWEST PRICES IN THE AREA Large Selection of SuPER DVD SALE .99 .99 Novelties, Lingerie, All $14 and $19 Rental Dancewear, & Exotic Shoes DVD’s are Buy 2 Get 2 FREE!!! Ladies Take an Additional 10% Off Our Already Low All Pre-Owned DVD’s are Prices on Lingerie Over Buy 2 Get 1 FREE!!! $25.00 $10.00 DVD’s are Buy 4 Get Buying Your Old DVD’s 4 FREE!!! and Magazines Large Store with 10,000 Bring in Your Old Stash For DVD & VHS Store Credit

$2

W E D N E S DAY RENTALS Every Wed nes

day

R E P u S E L A S D DV DVD SECRET❤DESIRES FREE ADULT WILD TIMES

SD

MOVIES • MAGAZINES • NOVELTIES • LINGERIE

with this

Coupon

Redeem This Coupon For One FREE Adult DVD. with $20.00 purchase. Must bring in this Coupon. One Coupon Per Customer While Supplies Last. Offer Expires: July 30, 2009

3615 N. Lindbergh Blvd. Bridgeton, MO • (314) 770-0027 WILDTIMESONLINE.COM

June 2009 / PAGE 31








A

I

T

L

O

U

I

S

 

  





A

I

T

L

O

U

I

S

 





Mississippi River

Exit to Rt 3 (Sauget) Then Just Take a Left at the First Light! You Can’t Miss It!











S

3 PAGE 32 / June 2009

 

Downtown Arch Penthouse Club Pop’s Nightclub OZ Nightclub PT’s Sauget

Mississippi Ave.

55/64

Poplar Street Bridge

S L R I G , S L R I G , S L R I G



S







Drink Specials Everyday

CITYNIGHTS 1100 South 8th Street SAUGET, IL - (618) 875-1111

TO ADVERTISE CALL (314) 429-4531


Wild Times Magazine June 2009