Whiskey River Soap Catalog Pandemic 2020

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PANDEMIC 2020 mini catalog

In April we asked our Instagram followers to participate in a Design Your Own Soap Contest and share their ideas with us.

We picked our four favorites to create a limited time Pandemic Series.

A portion of the proceeds from these soap and candle styles will be donated to Feeding America.

@ threetwentynineco

@ thejessicalauren

@ trashleyyybrooke

@ gigi.purple

PANDEMIC SOAP ESS-S

ESSENTIAL WORKERS Smells like validation… That only the plague could give you.

Black Market Hand Sanitizer (Lemon Clean Scent)

Back side:

aPermanent mask lines aInsensitive customers aHey, man, back the F off

C20-S

Back side:

aVirtual prom aOnline college aThanks for nothing

CLASS OF 2020 Smells like the longest senior skip day The universe owes you.

Zoom Champagne Toasts

WORKING FROM HOME Smells like video calls that could have been emails At least nobody can smell the whiskey in that coffee mug.

Whiskey with a Splash of Coffee

TIG-S

Back side:

aEnhances your mullet aLooks good on a throne aTeeth optional

TIGER KING Smells like meth And that bitch Carole Baskin.

Sardine Oil on Your Boot (Teakwood and Cardamom)

WOR-S

Back side:

aPants-free devices aPanic-based overcompensation aUsually buzzed

PANDEMIC CANDLES

ESSENTIAL WORKERS

CLASS OF 2020

ESS-C

C20-C

WORKING FROM HOME

TIGER KING

WOR-C

TIG-C

AS ALWAYS, MINIMUM OPENING ORDER IS $150.00. REORDERS: $100.00. FREE DISPLAY BOX WHEN FILLED.

EACH PANDEMIC SOAP STYLE SOLD BY THE CASE (4-PACKS)

QTY CODE SOAP STYLE

UNIT PRICE CASE PRICE

TIG-S TIGER KING ESS-S ESSENTIAL WORKERS

$4.50 $4.50

$18.00 $18.00

C20-S CLASS OF 2020 WOR-S WORKING FROM HOME

$4.50

$18.00

$4.50

$18.00

TOTAL

TOTAL PANDEMIC SOAP $

EACH PANDEMIC CANDLE STYLE SOLD BY THE CASE (3-PACKS)

QTY CODE CANDLE STYLE

TIG-C TIGER KING ESS-C ESSENTIAL WORKERS

C20-C CLASS OF 2020 WOR-C WORKING FROM HOME

UNIT PRICE CASE PRICE

$10.00

$30.00

$10.00

$30.00

$10.00

$30.00

$10.00

$30.00

TOTAL PANDEMIC CANDLE $

TOTAL

BATH BOMBS for PANDEMIC BATHS

WHAT KIDS? Smells like a locked door

DAY DRINKING Smells like Saturday

I can’t hear you I can’t hear you I can’t hear you.

DAY-B

WHA-B

And Sunday and Monday and Tuesday and you get the drill.

ZERO FUCKS Smells like you have none left to give

IT’S ONLY FRICKIN’ TUESDAY Smells like slowly dying

BIRTHDAY BLUES Smells like every birthday after 21

And frankly, I don’t blame you.

Much.

There’s no way in hell I’m going to make it to Friday, people.

Which is cool, because I’m still 21.

Just like every year.

ZER-B

FRI-B

BIR-B

WASHING HANDS IS SMART.

Fake News

Silently Judging

orange scent FAK-L

lemon scent SIL-L

WASH YOUR HANDS. SERIOUSLY.

Day Drinking

Introverts

Smells like Saturday

Unscented

And Sunday and Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and you get the drill.

Because seriously, you’re not going anywhere anyway.

Mojitos

Unscented

Back side:  Pairs well with daytime TV  Helps pass the time  Seamless segue into nighttime drinking

Back side:  Great solo activity  Respects your space Won’t ask you to an event

DAY-S / DAY-C

INT-S / INT-C

Soap

Soap

Candle

Candle

Birthday Blues

It’s Fine

Smells like every birthday after 21

Smells like somebody’s passive-aggressive

Which is cool, because I’m still 21. Just like every year.

No really. It’s fine. I’m fine. It’s all fine. Really.

Sad Birthday Cake

Plain Tap Water

Back side:  I never get carded anymore  And I’m STILL 21. Pinky swear. Will you stop counting already?

Back side: Whatever  I'm not mad  It’s fine

BIR-S / BIR-C

ITF-S / ITF-C

Soap

Soap

Candle

Candle

It’s Only Frickin’ Tuesday

Zero Fucks

Smells like slowly dying

Smells like you have none left to give

There’s no way in hell I’m going to makle it to Friday, people.

And frankly, I don’t balme you. Much.

Gum smacking co-worker (spearmint) Back side: Wake me up on Thursday  I’m already four coffees in Yawn.

ITF-S / ITF-C

Creamsicle scent Back side: Tired  Of  It ZER-S / ZER-C Soap

Soap Candle Candle

Yuge Mistakes

Napping

Smells like a comb-over

Smells like my one true love

But a really super terrific comb-over like you’ve never seen before.

Seriously. Don’t try to come between me and my naps, ’less you want cut.

Fat cat scent (Cubans & cognac)

Mtn. Dew sugar crash

Back side:  Makes washing great again  Only losers don’t use soap  Incredible formula made by the best most intelligent people

Back side:  Midmorning nap  After-lunch nap  After-nap nap

YUG-S / YUG-C

NAP-S / NAP-C

Soap

Soap

Candle

Candle

Fake News

Social Anxiety

Smells like drinking the Kool-Aid

Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses

No wonder everyone has their heads in the sand.

Are you kidding me? I really did break my glass eye and set the waterbed on fire.

Orange Kool-Aid

Vodka Vitamin Water

Back side: You’re fake news  No you are Takes one to know one, poser news

Back side:  I have Ebola  My hamster ran away  I just found out I’m a hologram

FAK-S / FAK-C

SOC-S / SOC-C

Soap

Soap

Candle

Candle

First World Problems

Slightly Unhinged

Smells like your European vacation was a real bummer

Smells like unpredictable behavior

What, your wifi isn’t working? Tears, buddy.

Which is completely sexy until you stab someone.

I said no almonds (Almond scented)

Jello shots scent

Back side:  Hot Pocket is still frozen  My AC is FREEZING  Ripped jeans now too ripped

Back side:  20% scary  Always exciting  35% scarier after cocktails

FIR-S / FIR-C

SLI-S / SLI-C

Soap

Soap

Candle

Candle

Why leave your house when you could be using our pencils?

Back side: NO FUCKS. We hear you.

You’re so over it you can’t even.

This newlyconcocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn’t give a F. We know.

Fresh out.

Product code: ZER-P

PENCILS FOR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

Back side: MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? ORDER?

Back side: AWWWWW...

You must be completely delusional

I hear you’re having a bad day.

First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you’re shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your glutenfree muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you’ve ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS.

if you think I’m a

Product code: FIR-P

green Jello. Shut

waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now.

So too bad if you don’t like the your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word:

maybe.

Product code: NUR-P

BURN A CANDLE AND CHILL OUT.

FUCK THIS.

Smells like I’m over it Bye, Felicia.

Amaretto Sour fragrance

Product code: WT1-C

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Smells like an existential crisis Who am I? Why am I here?

Why is this candle talking to me?

Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri fragrance

FRIENDOPHOBIA

The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later

* AWKWARD SILENCE *

Neglected Cactus fragrance

Product code: FRI-V

Product code: WT4-C

THE WINNERS: