Whiskey River Soap Catalog Holiday 2021

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Collections HOLIDAY PAINT CAN·DLES & HOLIDAY HALF-PINT CAN·DLES

HOLIDAY EMERGENCY AMBIANCE TRAVEL TIN CANDLES

Pages 4–5

HOLIDAY GIFT TAG STICKERS Page 8

Pages 6–7

HOLIDAY PENCIL AND PEN SETS Page 9

HOLIDAY UNO CANDLES Pages 10–11

HOW TO ORDER Contact your local sales representative; or

68 West Main Street

(740) 973-9817

if you don’t know who the heck that is, drop

Newark, Ohio 43055

sales@whiskeyriversoap.com

us a line and we’ll help you get connected.

Open Monday - Friday, 9 AM - 5 PM

www.whiskeyriversoap.com

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Whiskey River Soap Co. 68 West Main Street, Newark, Ohio 43055 USA Phone: (740) 973-9817 E-mail: sales@whiskeyriversoap.com Web: www.whiskeyriversoap.com/wholesale

MINIMUM OPENING ORDER: $150 MINIMUM REORDER: $100 PLEASE ALLOW 2-4 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY UPDATED AUG. 1, 2021 date: PO#: new account ☐ reorder ☐ credit card ☐ NET 30 ☐ check ☐ bill to: address: city:

state:

ZIP:

ship to (if different): address: city:

state:

ZIP:

phone: e-mail: card number: cardholder: expires:

HOLIDAY ORDERS ACCEPTED NOW THROUGH SEPTEMBER 5.

HOLIDAY ORDERS BEGIN SHIPPING OCTOBER 1.

buyer: sales rep: ship date: ship via: UPS ☐ other:

TERMS: NEW ACCOUNTS: Prepaid via check, money order, cash, or credit card.

ESTABLISHED ACCOUNTS: Net 30.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CREDIT: All orders must be paid no later than 30 days from date shipped. A credit limit will be placed on your account. If your account exceeds this limit, pre-payment may be required. Customer shall pay Whiskey River Soap Co. all costs, expenses, legal and collection fees as incurred in enforcing the terms and conditions as allowed by law.

EIN:

CVV:

PAYMENT: Company check, money order, cash, credit card, PayPal, or ACH bank transfers.

card type:

buyer’s signature:

Product H O L I DAY PA I N T C A N S Re-Gifted NEW Merry Fucking Whatever NEW H O L I DAY H A LF P I N T S Christmas Shit NEW Holiday Hangovers NEW EMERGENCY AMBIANCE Christmas Karen NEW Christmas Nap NEW Holiday Drama NEW Home for the Holidays NEW H O L I DAY U N O C A N D L E S Candle for Christmas Spirit Candle for Festivus Candle for Fucking Christmas Candle for Generic Gifts Candle for Ho Ho Hoes Candle for Holiday Blues Candle for The Naughty Candle for Ugly Sweaters H O L I DAY P E N C I L S Festivus NEW Naughty or Nice? NEW H O L I DAY P E N S Ho Ho Ho G I F T TAG S T I C K E R S TBH Holiday Gift Tag Stickers NEW

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CHR-C FES-C FUC-C GEN-C HOH-C HOL-C NAU-C UGL-C

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SHIPPING: Orders shipped via UPS Ground unless otherwise specified. Freight charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. All domestic freight charges are capped at 15% of the wholesale order total. All shipments will be charged the actual freight cost of the order(s). Rates and service subject to change at any time at the sole discretion of Whiskey River Soap Co. CLAIMS: Any claims for damaged or mis-shipped items must be made within 7 days of receipt of merchandise by notifying your sales rep. Claims must be supported with photos of product, tracking number, and outer carton.

RETURNS: Returns are not accepted for any merchandise unless items are damaged or mis-shipped. For damaged or mis-shipped items, a return authorization number is required and must appear on all related correspondence.

All returned merchandise must be received within 30 days of receipt of merchandise and be in 100% resalable condition for credit. A 25% restocking fee will be deducted for items received in poor condition and/or received beyond the 30-day return window. Return freight is the responsibility of the customer and must be prepaid by the customer.

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NEW!

Vintage Style HOLIDAY PAINT CAN & HALF-PINT CANDLES Holiday Paint Can Candles: 12-ounce soy wax candles in paint cans with a vintage-style label.

Burn time: 50 hours.

Can size: 3 ¼″ D × 3 ⅞″ H. Sold in 3-packs.

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Holiday Half-Pint Paint Can Candles: 8-ounce soy wax candles in paint cans with a vintage-style label.

Burn time: 40 hours.

Can size: 2 ¾″ D × 3″ H. Sold in 4-packs.

Re-Gifted

Merry Fucking Whatever

Christmas Past Vanilla and Amberwood

Holiday Tree Cypress and Fir

CANDLE

HPC-1

CANDLE

HPC-2

Christmas Shit

Holiday Hangovers

Holiday Smell Cedar and Balsam

Mulled Wine Merlot, Cinnamon, and Orange

CANDLE

HHP-1

CANDLE

HHP-2

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NEW!

Emergency Ambiance HOLIDAY TRAVEL TIN CANDLES Hey, know what the holidays have been severely lacking? That’s right. AMBIANCE. And boy have we got the perfect travel tins to give any emergency a little more atmosphere!

Holiday Emergency Ambiance Travel Tins: 100% soy wax scented with fragrance oils.

Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns.

Comes with “Emergency Ambiance” pack of matches under lid.

Stainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛″ D × 1 ⅛″ H. Four different 3-ounce candle styles sold in 4-packs.

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Holiday Drama

Christmas Nap

Crisis Wine Merlot, Cinnamon, and Orange

Hot Toddy Honey, Cinnamon, and Lemon

CANDLE

HDR-T

CANDLE

CHN-T

Home For The Holidays

Christmas Karen

Xmas Anxiety Peppermint and Vanilla

White Christmas Egg Nog

CANDLE

HFH-T

CANDLE

CKN-T

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To Be Honest

HOLIDAY GIFT TAG STICKERS

It’s now easier than ever to give your gifts an extra dose of… honesty. Not a huge fan of the holiday season?

Got a beef with your gift’s intended recipient? Did your shopping at 7/11? S ay so with TBH gift tag stickers!

TBH Holiday Gift Tag Sticker Pack: Two 8-sticker sheets with header card, size: 5″ × 9 ½″.

Full-color. Sold in 8-packs.

STICKERS

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TAG-H

Holiday Pencil Sets: 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA. Box size: 7 ½″ H × 2 ½″ W. Sold in 4-packs.

NEW!

Holiday Pen Sets: 3-pack of black ink pens.

Box size: 6 ¼″ H × 2″ W. Sold in 4-packs.

NEW!

Naughty or Nice?

HO HO HO

Festivus

DECISION TIME

HO! HO! HOE.

THE HOLIDAY FOR THE REST OF US

Will I crash the family Christmas party again and make a scene eating a whole thing of candy beans? Or will this be the year I finally buckle down and give everyone those hand-carved reindeer minatures I’ve been promising for so long? Who says I have to choose, anyway? I’m not taking advice from a damn box.

PENCILS

NAU-P

You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the most magical time of the year. And when I saw this pack of pens, I immediately thought of you. Who wouldn’t? When it comes to hoeing, you’re up there with the best of them. That’s why everyone invites you to parties. (Oh, and hey. I wasn’t calling you names or anything. I’m just jolly like that.)

PENS

HOH-P

“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had—but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! The doll was destroyed.

But out of that, a new holiday was born: ‘A Festivus for the rest of us!’”

-Frank Costanza from Seinfeld episode “The Strike” PENCILS

FES-P

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Original Candles HOLIDAY UNO CANDLES Who ever said the classics weren’t worth reading?

Our single-wick holiday candles have been bestsellers year after year, and that ain’t no fluke. Hand poured by our team of highly festive candlemakers, these beauties are a tried and true holiday winner.

Holiday Uno Candles: Soy wax candles with a kraft brown label.

Burn time: 40 hours.

Jar size: 2 ¾” D × 3 ½” H. Sold in 4-packs.

Christmas Spirit Apple Pie Moonshine

Smells like a full bottle of something As long as it’s over 100 proof, I’ve got plenty of holiday spirit.

D Party season!

D I’ll play Santa this year D Santa likes Bourbon now CANDLE

CHR-C

Festivus Rum Punch

Smells like the rest of us Happy December 23rd.

Thanks for disappointing me all year.

D Still watches Seinfeld, too D Increases physical strength D Matches the aluminum pole CANDLE

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FES-C

Fucking Christmas.

Ho Ho Hoes

The Naughty

Smells like sleeping through December

Smells like someone’s been up your chimney

Smells a heck of a lot more interesting than nice

Wake me up on New Year’s.

We’re talking about Santa, here. Come ON.

And you can go back to being good next year.

D Helps spread cynicism D For like-minded souls D Pass me the Ambien

D Ho D Ho D Ho

D Somebody has to do it D Holidays are a free pass D It’s go time

Mistletoe & Ambien

CANDLE

FUC-C

Peppermint Stick

CANDLE

HOH-C

Generic Gifts

Holiday Blues

Garden Variety Mint

Burnt Sugar Cookie

Vodka Cranberry

CANDLE

NAU-C

Ugly Sweaters Charlie Brown Tree

Smells like a re-gift

Smells like you’re over it

Smells like a holiday party

Hey! This candle is totally unique and I picked it out of my own gifts just for you.

Can’t we all just take a holiday gap year?

What do they do in hot climates?

Have beer-stained undershirt parties?

D Could have been worse D It was either this or toe socks D USED toe socks

D I ran out of gift ideas D And disposable income D And cheer

D Pairs well with Crocs D Won’t upstage jingle bells D Bedazzles your aura

CANDLE

GEN-C

CANDLE

HOL-C

CANDLE

UGL-C

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Happy Holidays!

68 West Main Street Newark, Ohio 43055 USA www.whiskeyriversoap.com